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Cartoon for Oct 16, 2007
Strip for Oct 16, 2007
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OUT Part X by taitano2007-10-17 00:08:59
SotMonth : Moondance - Van Morrison by Garrinka2007-10-16 22:43:53
I've been asked to help clean up a friends' by Peace_man2007-10-16 22:21:21
  10Lb sledge hammer works wonders by Hieraco2007-10-17 05:09:55
  cleanmgr by admeralthrawn2007-10-16 23:36:36
  some thoughts by c3po2007-10-16 23:30:45
  AVG AntiSpyware... by bluedog9872007-10-16 23:03:27
House theme music not only from House? by Snate2007-10-16 22:15:40
  Turn on closed-captioning, it's often stated there (n/t) by Myke2007-10-16 23:05:43
  Massive Attack, "Teardrop". (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-16 22:21:18
    Thanks (n/t) by Snate2007-10-16 22:27:31
Since it's after midnight where she lives... by undrcvrparothed2007-10-16 22:06:44
  awww ty hon :) *huggles* by Garrinka2007-10-16 22:11:06
Attn: UfieGear: Sorry if this has already come up, by DrDeisel2007-10-16 21:41:40
  Hope you see this :-) by UFieGear2007-10-17 12:18:33
  Sorry, gotta go - will look back here tomorrow for by DrDeisel2007-10-16 21:47:14
Hints when pumping gas by robertltux2007-10-16 21:24:41
  The nozzle won't fit? Interesting. by Myke2007-10-16 22:01:44
    Well, at least in Germany/Europe. by CynicalRyan2007-10-16 22:04:47
      If you *do* have a diesel engine, by fudje2007-10-16 22:40:53
  What brought this on? (n/t) by fudje2007-10-16 21:40:08
    Im now employed by a gas station by robertltux2007-10-17 14:10:07
    The expectation of an expensive bill by CynicalRyan2007-10-16 21:40:49
...most powerful Internet weapon on the planet ... by run.dll2007-10-16 21:00:22
  If you want something to worry about, consider by Peace_man2007-10-16 21:56:12
    *lart* by CynicalRyan2007-10-16 21:59:48
      Mmmmm true polymorphism (n/t) by intrinsic2007-10-16 22:20:00
      ... yet ... >:-D (n/t) by Peace_man2007-10-16 22:15:41
        For large values of "yet". (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-16 22:17:29
  People claim... by intrinsic2007-10-16 21:40:52
    DDOS is parallel, in a manner of speaking, by run.dll2007-10-16 21:45:48
      This is true, but... by intrinsic2007-10-16 21:52:31
  Rather sensationalised by Arachnid2007-10-16 21:35:30
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-10-16 21:00:03
  I'll take a custom blonde to go please. by Silverfire2007-10-16 22:02:32
    hmm you brad pitt blonde... by Garrinka2007-10-16 22:08:58
  something long, stall and stiff for me ;) by Garrinka2007-10-16 21:17:45
    tall in the stall or.. *tall tired spelling is bad by Garrinka2007-10-16 21:21:24
      How about something by RoraJoey2007-10-16 21:53:15
        Thats a cool image though. :D Nice by Silverfire2007-10-16 21:59:56
        you want blue bawls? *mind boogle* ;) by Garrinka2007-10-16 21:58:45
          Actually it was a suggestion... by RoraJoey2007-10-16 22:26:44
            poor hun.. sounds like you need some relief ;) by Garrinka2007-10-16 22:29:44
              The basic reason "I can't get no relief" by RoraJoey2007-10-17 00:00:55
  Irish karbom for me by AlanTwo2007-10-16 21:09:05
    How about some Bailey's on the rocks over here. (n/t) by AlanWife2007-10-16 21:11:19
      You want some real rocks or ice? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-16 21:11:49
        Rocks? by AlanWife2007-10-16 21:13:19
vanilla crazy cake! Yippie! by JustnCase2007-10-16 20:55:17
SotM: The Echoing Green - "Heart with a View" by AlanTwo2007-10-16 20:49:20
  MVOTM: Mobile - See Right Through Me by skippy-ish_guy2007-10-16 20:52:44
    The Echoing Green - "She's Gone Tragic" by AlanTwo2007-10-16 21:31:16
Some people really need to remove themselves by lab rat2007-10-16 20:43:23
  Got someone in particular in mind? (n/t) by josie_beller2007-10-16 21:14:00
    Dumba3 across the street for numerous annoyances ( (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-16 21:36:32
Why did I come home to a sink full of suds by hadji2007-10-16 20:35:41
  Did you see Ghostbusters 2? (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-16 21:57:40
  *hides bottle of Dawn behind her back* by josie_beller2007-10-16 21:20:30
  Use Occam's razor by Nath32007-10-16 20:42:29
    Occam didn't even have time to shave. :-( (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-16 20:43:30
  I am in yer drain by XndeX2007-10-16 20:41:34
  Anyway, bed. Night! (n/t) by hadji2007-10-16 20:40:43
  Seriously, this is unsettling. (n/t) by hadji2007-10-16 20:37:31
    I wonder if when I did laundry last night, it by hadji2007-10-16 20:39:41
    Do you have a dishwasher? by abaron2007-10-16 20:38:52
      Condo. Maybe from someone else's sink. by hadji2007-10-16 20:40:18
        I had a similar issue in an older building by RoraJoey2007-10-16 22:33:16
An amusing video for all... by lab rat2007-10-16 20:24:26
  I see nothing funny there, just cruel. by josie_beller2007-10-16 21:27:27
    The guy is an adult. At least he appears to be by lab rat2007-10-16 21:39:28
      As has been said here before, laughing at oneself by DrDeisel2007-10-16 21:44:49
        Still though, the guy was a willing participant by lab rat2007-10-16 21:47:05
    Agree - that's why I'm mostly disgusted by by DrDeisel2007-10-16 21:30:03
Random thought occurance. by Silverfire2007-10-16 20:11:55
  Love will die if held too tightly, by josie_beller2007-10-16 22:23:05
  some random relationship thought as well :) by Garrinka2007-10-16 20:37:32
    More thoughts by AlanWife2007-10-16 20:45:33
      I agree there should be a balance.. by Garrinka2007-10-16 20:49:53
      "If you love something, set it free" by subbywan2007-10-16 20:49:24
  But an idiot's still-beating heart *can*. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-16 20:16:33
    :D by Nath32007-10-16 20:35:26
      s/percent/few percent/g (n/t) by Nath32007-10-16 20:36:41
    Bad day? (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-16 20:25:52
      Bad life. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-16 20:30:03
Cats + water = water everywhere by AlanTwo2007-10-16 19:58:29
  Why did they need a bath? by josie_beller2007-10-16 20:21:45
    fleas, fleas and more fleas = bath time!! (n/t) by AlanWife2007-10-16 20:32:12
      Revolution kills fleas and heartworms by josie_beller2007-10-16 21:36:15
        When I treat my doggie with her flea stuff... by lab rat2007-10-16 21:43:07
      No frontline or advantage keeps my doggie flea fre by lab rat2007-10-16 20:35:35
  Noses! by desertrat662007-10-16 20:03:14
    "Nose? That doesn't rhyme with walls!" (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-16 20:13:10
      No, but this does. by bimkins2007-10-16 20:27:06
        There's always this. by RoraJoey2007-10-16 22:28:47
  Claws?? (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-16 20:02:07
  It's not Friday by AlanWife2007-10-16 20:00:39
    Ask the other female UFies that same question. by AlanTwo2007-10-16 21:09:49
      No need by AlanWife2007-10-16 21:27:55
The damp weather...she hurts me. Blast! (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-16 19:46:02
SOTM: Devin Townsend Band - Sunshine and Happiness by divide by zero2007-10-16 19:23:43
I've got a new job...for real this time! by amp_man2007-10-16 19:06:20
  Nice. Good luck. :) (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-16 19:40:56
    Thanks :) (n/t) by amp_man2007-10-16 19:46:55
  good luck to ya hon :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-16 19:28:12
  which company? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-16 19:24:07
Ugh!!! This is one of those times by mysterious gurl2007-10-16 18:59:52
  #include "emogripes/lonely.h" (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-16 20:11:48
    *Says nothing* by lex_icon2007-10-16 20:22:07
      Ahh KEEEEEEEL yuuuu! (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-16 20:34:04
        ...And my little dust puppy too? (n/t) by lex_icon2007-10-16 20:53:21
  awwwww by fitzso2007-10-16 19:03:47
    Go, fitzso, go! by amp_man2007-10-16 19:09:50
      They're not my favourites. by fitzso2007-10-16 19:12:44
        Cattle prods are good m'kay by intrinsic2007-10-16 19:23:56
          Till the batterys run out. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-04-21 07:20:08
          Yeah (n/t) by fitzso2007-10-16 19:40:47
This has been a surreal day... by LthrOttr2007-10-16 18:45:35
  I was thinking... by FNORDer2007-10-16 19:49:49
  You mentioning men in shampoo commercials by divide by zero2007-10-16 19:15:45
    Said video: by divide by zero2007-10-16 19:19:22
    I'll agree, that commercial is funny... by LthrOttr2007-10-16 19:17:43
  One of my "book" photos is... by LthrOttr2007-10-16 18:50:43
my pateince... she is gone... by raptillicus2007-10-16 18:42:37
  Friends you have... even if far away, by Dire_Lobo2007-10-16 20:44:00
    When you reach the end of your rope, by josie_beller2007-10-16 21:46:04
  Good to hear she's doing better this time (n/t) by intrinsic2007-10-16 19:14:57
  You've got us... by fitzso2007-10-16 19:14:24
    *Nods* by Silverfire2007-10-16 20:06:57
Bah, tired. Off to homework anyhow. by Silverfire2007-10-16 18:34:27
  *set up IV array set on timers to dispense... by Garrinka2007-10-16 18:48:48
    *Loads up IV BAS-o-Matic for Garrinka* by Silverfire2007-10-16 19:59:54
attn: voxwoman by silverwyvern2007-10-16 18:17:19
  Thanks all. by silverwyvern2007-10-16 20:11:19
  TIFF's are bitmaps by voxwoman2007-10-16 18:31:18
    He's using PRO/Engineer by silverwyvern2007-10-16 18:40:53
      Dont' know what PRO/Engineer is by voxwoman2007-10-16 18:44:47
        It's a CAD program, originally written for UNIX. by bwkaz2007-10-16 18:51:39
          PS from anything by intrinsic2007-10-16 19:11:15
          Also, this page may help: by bwkaz2007-10-16 18:58:31
            Oooh, even better (and way less ugly): by bwkaz2007-10-16 19:00:04
Sick kitten :( by purplepineapple2007-10-16 18:12:04
  *sends vibes and antibodies* by josie_beller2007-10-16 21:06:28
  *sends warm fuzzies for teh kitteh* (n/t) by intrinsic2007-10-16 19:06:43
  Ouch. That can be difficult to by Silverfire2007-10-16 18:31:11
  Earlier post WITH KITTY PHOTOS by purplepineapple2007-10-16 18:21:40
    Might want to change caption on Chloe's latest by josie_beller2007-10-16 20:52:43
      ...thanks! by purplepineapple2007-10-17 00:32:29
  send warm fuzzies to the warm fuzzies :) by Garrinka2007-10-16 18:13:20
    Thanks :) (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-10-16 18:21:53
      your wlcm hon .. good luck.. by Garrinka2007-10-16 18:26:39
Just because it's Thog by voxwoman2007-10-16 17:51:18
Following krikkert, I, too, am going to bed. by Esteis2007-10-16 17:40:25
  You're gonna sleep with krikkert? by lab rat2007-10-16 19:44:28
Doesn't it seem odd, by veran2007-10-16 17:19:25
  I've heard of a ward, but... by divide by zero2007-10-16 19:26:40
  And ... by ChuckAB2007-10-16 18:15:43
    And... by Hieraco2007-10-16 19:41:16
      And... by josie_beller2007-10-16 21:10:08
        And... by Hieraco2007-10-17 05:00:11
I hate days like these... by AndyA2007-10-16 16:55:13
  Must be Tuesdays. I got the "it works" hardware in by kahuana2007-10-16 17:07:37
    I know the feeling. by AndyA2007-10-16 17:11:50
FINALLY. by krikkert2007-10-16 16:52:04
  Not without permission you can't. by subbywan2007-10-16 16:53:04
    *beats subbywan over the head with a shovel* by krikkert2007-10-16 16:54:04
      nice try, but wrong :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-16 16:54:37
        That may be, by krikkert2007-10-16 16:56:25
          eh ... join the crowd ... that's nothing special:P (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-16 16:57:38
            Some things don't have to be. by krikkert2007-10-16 17:00:17
              Now you're just flirting! by subbywan2007-10-16 17:33:43
Calling all digital pix gurus by SlyW2007-10-16 16:50:11
  White Balance is the leading culprit by SlyW2007-10-16 18:55:39
    you know, I was going to say... by Hieraco2007-10-16 19:52:06
      Turns out there is a Canon Service Notice by SlyW2007-10-16 20:09:00
  move further away from the nuclear power plant? by SouthpawPL2007-10-16 17:44:11
    Considering I _am_ the father... by SlyW2007-10-16 18:53:49
  Find a repairer. by staticsan2007-10-16 17:16:02
  Have a google for infrared webcam mods. by Esteis2007-10-16 16:54:45
Palmistry! by Esteis2007-10-16 16:29:01
  What signifies the existence of a very sensitive by Phoon2007-10-16 20:54:37
  I have "The Palmistry Handbook" by voxwoman2007-10-16 18:42:32
  How many people checked their hands, by krikkert2007-10-16 16:53:21
    drat... not gay... by defdood2007-10-16 17:14:10
      They have different meanings. by Esteis2007-10-16 17:36:59
    I did. What does a rather jagged 'V' in the same by DrDeisel2007-10-16 16:55:46
      A 'V' denotes empathic qualities. by Esteis2007-10-16 17:02:23
        Correction - a *few* people I understand deeply - by DrDeisel2007-10-16 17:05:57
          I sense that you are right. by Esteis2007-10-16 17:08:43
Vegas Bound! by SSpiffy2007-10-16 16:01:16
  Say "Hi" to Elvis (n/t) by run.dll2007-10-16 17:17:07
Can haz backrub/neckrub please? :) by Garrinka2007-10-16 15:56:34
  Righto, let's get you belly-down. by Esteis2007-10-16 16:46:34
    ummmmm hmmmmm thank you :) by Garrinka2007-10-16 17:25:44
  (Spreads comfy blanket on couch... by shadowsystems2007-10-16 16:13:43
    While you are busy, can you try to remove all her by Klaranth2007-10-16 18:06:24
      good thing you are overseas hon :) by Garrinka2007-10-16 18:11:14
        No ray hair can also mean you are bald by Klaranth2007-10-16 18:39:15
          thought you where going to bed hmmmm? by Garrinka2007-10-16 18:45:40
            I can has copies? =} by shadowsystems2007-10-16 19:14:08
              Give me a chance to put by Silverfire2007-10-16 19:52:42
                (Trying his d4'dest NOT to start chanting... by shadowsystems2007-10-16 20:21:23
                  Not until Friday at the earliest. by Silverfire2007-10-16 21:58:34
                    If they're gonna be posted on Friday... by shadowsystems2007-10-16 22:03:46
    *me---ow* purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr zzzzzzzzz :) by Garrinka2007-10-16 16:44:05
      Y'welcome... =) by shadowsystems2007-10-16 16:51:25
And thus, the Social Security Wars began. by CynicalRyan2007-10-16 15:14:05
  Wonder how long it will take before by joecrouse2007-10-17 03:55:56
  My SO is eligible but hasn't applied yet. (n/t) by ChuckAB2007-10-16 16:13:29
  Not this week but not too far to go for me! (n/t) by crankshaft-jr2007-10-16 15:58:03
  And in other news... by esbita2007-10-16 15:22:12
Mmmmm yummy soup mix. Ñom ñom ñom. (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-10-16 15:06:57
  Flavoured rice and veggies. Duplum duplum duplum. (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-16 15:10:47
    Om Nom Nom Nom by intrinsic2007-10-16 19:28:12
*smell of steaks on the grill wafts through* (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-16 15:01:49
  *looks at fridge .. grabs yogurt.. d4 diet* by Garrinka2007-10-16 15:50:52
    Diets suck, huh... by MrTrick2007-10-16 16:37:24
      Yeesh, nasty... by intrinsic2007-10-16 19:34:36
      *makes puking motion* by Garrinka2007-10-16 16:43:20
  *smell of weisswurst on the bbq drifts by* by rook_mtl2007-10-16 15:39:32
  Steaks are ready by AlanTwo2007-10-16 15:11:32
    I'll have mine very well done, please. by Esteis2007-10-16 15:33:17
  Thar she blows! by CynicalRyan2007-10-16 15:06:42
Apple to release Leopard Oct. 26 by basher202007-10-16 14:34:41
  I can haz leopard? by intrinsic2007-10-16 19:35:53
  Bahaha. Very good. :) (n/t) by Arachnid2007-10-16 14:44:22
  Yeehaw! (n/t) by dodrian2007-10-16 14:44:01
Cannonball Run record broken: by SnArL2007-10-16 14:34:19
  Well, to get started.. by vw_fan172007-10-17 10:23:57
  Me too... by intrinsic2007-10-16 20:44:37
  Would it be easier the other way around? by Klaranth2007-10-16 15:04:17
    Some years they do. by AndyA2007-10-16 15:10:04
      Cannonball run in Europe? by krikkert2007-10-16 15:10:45
        Well they stop overnight anyway. by AndyA2007-10-16 15:15:34
  You're nuts. But then, I already knew that. (n/t) by merlin2007-10-16 14:58:23
  A friend of mine drove in that a few years back. by AndyA2007-10-16 14:46:51
*not* ow ow ow ow by silverwyvern2007-10-16 14:33:48
Apple drops prices on iTunes music by merlin2007-10-16 14:32:15
  now if they would just drop the by emlaabs2007-10-16 16:01:20
    Huh. Doesn't seem too much to me. by silverwyvern2007-10-16 16:28:13
Attn: Esteis by DrDeisel2007-10-16 14:31:44
  I think it is, thank you. by Esteis2007-10-16 15:04:17
    Try the link below to see it from different angles by DrDeisel2007-10-16 15:10:23
      Cool, thank you! (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-16 15:21:58
        Happy to oblige! (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-10-16 15:23:35
<rant> Stupid Outlook 2003 by menetlaus2007-10-16 13:48:06
  Workaround by menetlaus2007-10-16 13:54:23
    Well, mail move is more of a copy and delete thing by fudje2007-10-16 13:59:06
cerebrity deadlock by joresgump2007-10-16 13:44:31
  I parsed it as celebrity dreadlocks. (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-16 20:03:22
  Why did I misread that as 'celebrity deadlock'? (n/t) by pas512007-10-16 13:45:43
    I parsed it as "Celebrity Dreadlock" by SnArL2007-10-16 14:54:17
    "I'm ronery, so ronery" by run.dll2007-10-16 14:20:41
      Blast you! by arktus2007-10-16 16:44:11
      ale you? (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-16 15:04:47
    You aren't the only one (n/t) by romandas2007-10-16 13:57:08
    for the same reason I read it as by basher202007-10-16 13:47:48
    it looks like celebrity deathmatch by joresgump2007-10-16 13:47:15
      Celebrity Deadlock: by pas512007-10-16 13:55:42
        Not "When someone fires the Redeemer"? by fudje2007-10-16 14:00:06
        don't do that, please by joresgump2007-10-16 13:59:45
ATTN: Hadji: by RetiQlum22007-10-16 13:24:02
  I have very little interface with the users, and by hadji2007-10-16 13:30:45
    You know, I've NEVER been unable to find the port by SnArL2007-10-16 13:31:59
      You must be from Brighton by DesertRat662007-10-16 13:47:37
        ...more Glycerin & water required...! (n/t) by fudje2007-10-16 14:11:45
        (Shoots Holy Caffeine out his nose violently) by shadowsystems2007-10-16 13:57:10
      Except, I was looking for the IDE, by hadji2007-10-16 13:36:04
        I THINK it's Tuesday by SnArL2007-10-16 14:05:11
Interview dress question by imrambi2007-10-16 13:21:58
  Well, on this ocations I always drag up the old .. by aix tom2007-10-16 15:03:06
  I always go for a suit. by Glum_Reaper2007-10-16 14:43:31
  In such situations by chrisP2007-10-16 13:29:45
    Eh? Don't you mean the reverse? by Arachnid2007-10-16 13:38:33
      Yep. That's why by chrisP2007-10-16 13:41:09
        Oops. Misread. (n/t) by Arachnid2007-10-16 13:42:12
    I'd go that route by smut2007-10-16 13:33:03
      That would mean I would have a girl.... by imrambi2007-10-16 13:43:11
        Yes, but no-one needs to know that. by pas512007-10-16 13:45:04
          He seems to be married by imrambi2007-10-16 13:45:56
      That's the spirit. by chrisP2007-10-16 13:42:18
  There are two interview dress rules: by Didactylos2007-10-16 13:27:27
    I usually opt for Rule 2) by jdelphiki2007-10-16 19:29:40
  I'd wear dockers, a dress shirt and a tie. by hadji2007-10-16 13:26:15
    I agree. The above is what I wore to the interview by techi8702007-10-16 14:23:09
    You can also throw on a jacket. by Nath32007-10-16 14:05:27
  agreed by emlaabs2007-10-16 13:24:27
    Button-down? Why not a normal shirt? by Esteis2007-10-16 14:05:21
      That's why they were invented, by chrisP2007-10-16 14:14:32
        I don't like them much, either. by Esteis2007-10-16 14:22:58
          Uh, may be by chrisP2007-10-16 14:35:30
            Ah. Misread you, then. by Esteis2007-10-16 15:18:58
    My managers knew from the get go by imrambi2007-10-16 13:44:46
  I always go a little better dressed than by joecrouse2007-10-16 13:24:22
Just went to see "Seeker: The dark is rising". by Glum_Reaper2007-10-16 13:02:31
  Duly relieved you didn't pay for it by hyzenthlay2007-10-16 13:57:58
  This was probably the same by scum2007-10-16 13:30:37
    Duly noted, and will be avoided. (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2007-10-16 13:31:59
  If you read the books by Imp2007-10-16 13:10:30
    Hmm I didn't realise there were books. by Glum_Reaper2007-10-16 13:17:16
      Not unlike Starship troopers by hyzenthlay2007-10-16 14:00:21
        Precisely by Imp2007-10-17 08:51:35
        hey, the movie was good! by subbywan2007-10-16 14:09:26
      The books? Oh yes, favorites of mine for 20 years by Imp2007-10-16 13:25:19
  WOW tell us what you really think, Reaper. (n/t) by todAnthony2007-10-16 13:06:04
    I think I would've just wasted an hour and a half. by Glum_Reaper2007-10-16 13:20:49
      Still a waste. (n/t) by arktus2007-10-16 13:26:56
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow by hadji2007-10-16 12:52:59
  Hey, it's the disco version of Star Wars. by UmbralRaptor2007-10-16 15:20:13
  Star War Strumpet Stacy Hedger by run.dll2007-10-16 15:09:27
  Please cease findink of paininducing sites. (n/t) by Eroen2007-10-16 15:04:50
    *inducink (n/t) by Eroen2007-10-16 15:05:36
  Nick the Lounge Singer would find that act tacky (n/t) by basher202007-10-16 13:45:43
  My contribution by notdeadyet2007-10-16 13:45:09
  This might help ya ... by Klaranth2007-10-16 13:36:41
  I think I just threw up in my mouth a little by SnArL2007-10-16 13:11:49
    Those photos made my eyes bleed. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-04-21 06:50:44
    Deep lyrics (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-10-16 13:26:36
    Chris Croaker is gonna get you SnArL. (n/t) by todAnthony2007-10-16 13:21:35
      LEAVE HIM ALONE, TOO! (n/t) by SnArL2007-10-16 13:23:12
        He loves his grandmother! (n/t) by bimkins2007-10-16 13:31:57
  There's a fat kid feeling vindicated out there (n/ (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-16 13:10:09
    It must be embarrasing to see his mom like that. by todAnthony2007-10-16 13:23:46
  AAAuuuuugghhhhhh! by wabbit652007-10-16 13:07:14
  Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow by Bellator2007-10-16 13:06:33
    Luckily the extinguished by Eroen2007-10-16 15:10:05
    OMG! by chrisP2007-10-16 14:00:41
    Hey I had a by todAnthony2007-10-16 13:17:00
    My entry in the pain-bowl by Havoc2007-10-16 13:10:00
      How did he even get that far? :-O (n/t) by staticsan2007-10-16 16:32:06
      Now that was a crfiminal offense! (n/t) by vdp2007-10-16 15:22:57
    *lies twiching on floor* by wabbit652007-10-16 13:09:12
    The damage! My brain! My eyes! My ears! by williamashbless2007-10-16 13:07:56
  Now we know why the Star Wars Kid was so nuts by todAnthony2007-10-16 13:04:30
    LOL! No it isn't - she's a former contestant by Havoc2007-10-16 13:07:48
      what happend by wabbit652007-10-16 13:11:59
        George Lucas then proceded to remake the video. by todAnthony2007-10-16 13:19:01
      still someone should find her and that trumpet by todAnthony2007-10-16 13:11:23
        The trumpet has suffered enough (n/t) by wabbit652007-10-16 13:12:43
  * brain liquefies, and dribbles out of ears * (n/t by wibble2007-10-16 12:59:26
  Didn't make it to 30 seconds by DesertRat662007-10-16 12:55:02
    Awww, man, you missed the by hadji2007-10-16 12:59:49
      oh $diety, I had not got that far either by wibble2007-10-16 13:12:45
I have a strange feeling by joresgump2007-10-16 12:44:39
  *pokes* Yup, you feel strange too. by Dire_Lobo2007-10-16 12:52:11
    could be a malfunction of my parsing unit? (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-16 13:24:52
This is so cool!! by RetiQlum22007-10-16 12:26:13
  Been following that for a while by DesertRat662007-10-16 12:37:09
    If all you need is a definitive link, here you by Dire_Lobo2007-10-16 12:56:27
  At least they suspect they did by Sterling_Ag2007-10-16 12:35:46
  note the words "could have been" by Freakazoid2007-10-16 12:33:55
*Headdesk* by DesertRat662007-10-16 12:22:14
  This is why the best Windows administrators... by staticsan2007-10-16 16:44:43
  Seasoning is necessary when you need to by Dire_Lobo2007-10-16 12:37:09
  rm *.* -f by RetiQlum22007-10-16 12:30:39
    pwd by talon07202007-10-16 12:34:35
  Are you the by hadji2007-10-16 12:27:39
    Fortunately not (n/t) by DesertRat662007-10-16 12:31:12
  deltree *.* (n/t) by Imp2007-10-16 12:25:12
    to quote the cmd.exe: by CynicalRyan2007-10-16 12:30:42
      Um, what OS are you on? It's valid in WinXP (n/t) by merlin2007-10-16 13:15:42
        no it isn't by Freakazoid2007-10-16 13:30:21
          Win XP Pro SP2 here, and it's valid in my cmd.exe by merlin2007-10-16 13:38:10
            Okay, %comspec% is c:\windows\system32\cmd.exe by merlin2007-10-16 13:40:19
              Okay, I think I figured it out. by merlin2007-10-16 13:47:36
        My OS: by CynicalRyan2007-10-16 13:21:01
          Start -> Run -> Cmd by merlin2007-10-16 13:30:01
            deltree by chrisP2007-10-16 13:39:39
      Wow they killed it by Imp2007-10-16 13:13:13
        MS-DOS 6.x had it, too. by CynicalRyan2007-10-16 13:22:13
    You forgot the \ and the /y :) (n/t) by merlin2007-10-16 12:25:49
  Obviously the windows he specialises in by sgrunt2007-10-16 12:24:50
  So what? by chrisP2007-10-16 12:24:19
Site ad hitting our firewall by theanomaly2007-10-16 12:20:48
  If really UF is serving this ad... (Attn: Illiad) by Qcumber-some2007-10-16 18:26:52
    fyi.... it hit me as well right about the same tim by silverwyvern2007-10-16 18:28:12
Attn: Ufie parents - need advice (longish+rantish) by chrisP2007-10-16 12:16:24
  Make the Appointment by psyop2007-10-16 12:53:15
    That could be a tad bit difficult. by chrisP2007-10-16 13:12:27
      Talk to the teacher by hyzenthlay2007-10-16 14:07:17
  Dangerous territory. by CynicalRyan2007-10-16 12:29:16
    She will change. At the end of the schoolyear. by chrisP2007-10-16 13:20:32
  I would agree that talking to the teacher by Imp2007-10-16 12:24:33
    That's a good point. by chrisP2007-10-16 13:22:32
some idiot here at work thinks by joecrouse2007-10-16 12:07:49
  Don't drink the cool aid. Remember Jonestown. ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-16 16:09:05
  Just remembe the 2 most important commands by glitch2007-10-16 13:57:36
  They havent even decided how I am going by joecrouse2007-10-16 13:26:11
    You are going to be used by JPaganel2007-10-16 14:53:07
    Just don't be a mail admin! by glitch2007-10-16 13:55:35
  Be an admin! by Bertram2007-10-16 12:45:17
    <bad_joke>Be admin! by hadji2007-10-16 13:01:05
      <even worse joke>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA by joresgump2007-10-16 13:13:45
  Good luck pal! by RetiQlum22007-10-16 12:31:56
  Go you! by Esteis2007-10-16 12:14:56
    They cant seem to figure out how to make by joecrouse2007-10-16 13:06:19
      Easy, they tell you what you're not allowed to by jeff_uk2007-10-16 14:10:21
    I asked them what drugs they were on. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-16 13:05:40
I'm looking for a sculpture. by Esteis2007-10-16 12:07:46
  Could it possibly be a sculpture by Antonio Canova by DrDeisel2007-10-16 14:28:43
    Yes, I think you're right. by Esteis2007-10-16 15:04:02
      Marina and Ulay : impressions by silverwyvern2007-10-16 16:26:33
      Argh.. I saw that one and discarded it because of by silverwyvern2007-10-16 16:21:39
      O.O (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-10-16 15:06:12
  It's not Rodin's 'The Kiss', is it? (n/t) by silverwyvern2007-10-16 12:43:55
    No, it's not. She's arching straight backwards, by Esteis2007-10-16 13:56:21
    Sounds like it (n/t) by psyop2007-10-16 12:54:39
Can anyone recognise this insect? by Khaar2007-10-16 12:04:46
  Thanks. by Khaar2007-10-16 12:17:37
  If I'm not mistaken, by Pyralis2007-10-16 12:15:06
    No, the bee fly is a different kind of hoverfly. by Esteis2007-10-16 12:19:44
  hoverfly? by wibble2007-10-16 12:14:35
  It's a hoverfly. by Esteis2007-10-16 12:13:18
  Seems to be some kind of Hoverfly by nosefish2007-10-16 12:11:48
    d'oh! beat me to it :-) (n/t) by wibble2007-10-16 12:15:48
Pre-alpha release? by JimK2007-10-16 12:00:34
  "technology preview" by ttlogic2007-10-16 12:42:10
  Microsoft Vista? Sorry, maybe "Proof of Concept"? (n/t) by Divinar2007-10-16 12:37:51
  "incomplete" (n/t) by Didactylos2007-10-16 12:21:01
  "Pre-alpha"? by Khaar2007-10-16 12:09:28
    == "It compiles, but doesn't do anything" :-) (n/t) by staticsan2007-10-16 16:46:02
Invoke UFie Geeks-scan to email jpg instead of tif by glitch2007-10-16 11:52:18
  more info just in case by glitch2007-10-16 11:55:00
    Does it have a "Control Center" application? by merlin2007-10-16 12:10:07
      Not this one. My other brother does by glitch2007-10-16 12:25:10
        Cool, glad you found it. (n/t) by merlin2007-10-16 12:26:16
Finally! by Khaar2007-10-16 11:44:55
The tinfoil hat is SO 5 minutes ago... by SnArL2007-10-16 11:38:54
  Absolute nonsense. by run.dll2007-10-16 12:20:45
    also: don't forget about the MIT study by Freakazoid2007-10-16 12:58:13
      I sense a conspiracy here by run.dll2007-10-16 13:19:51
    try reading the pages by Freakazoid2007-10-16 12:42:15
      But aliens have Velostat trackers. by run.dll2007-10-16 12:53:15
        It is a honeypot by Bedda2007-10-16 19:24:39
  Awesome. And this rock repels tigers. by Arachnid2007-10-16 12:05:13
    Reminds me of a line from a book by MatthewDBA2007-10-16 12:16:35
    Hey! Just as effective as Gilligan's rabbit foot by NDwight2007-10-16 12:14:54
  I can't help it but by joresgump2007-10-16 11:49:33
    She's a psycho. by veran2007-10-16 15:29:12
tag line from another site: by vvpete2007-10-16 11:18:58
What kind of man was Former Joint Chief's Chairman by DesertRat662007-10-16 11:16:53
  That's a good man. (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-16 13:43:55
  What do you mean, was? (n/t) by vvpete2007-10-16 11:20:56
    Retired now by DesertRat662007-10-16 11:27:37
Attn: German speaking ufies by chrisP2007-10-16 11:11:29
  No bonus points for me. by ErniePi2007-10-16 11:38:44
  "Spitze", and yes. by CynicalRyan2007-10-16 11:34:52
    Bah, that's getting complicated. by chrisP2007-10-16 12:01:56
      Well, the "Rat für deutsche Rechtschreibung" by CynicalRyan2007-10-16 12:08:22
        Yep, I know those are only recommendations. by chrisP2007-10-16 12:22:25
          Not much you can do there. by CynicalRyan2007-10-16 12:24:14
Hadji-esque line of the day by basher202007-10-16 11:05:07
  Had to read that twice to get it :-) Well done. (n (n/t) by silverwyvern2007-10-16 11:10:45
VOIP Fax? by azander2007-10-16 10:55:51
  Lots of variables. T.38, g711u, line quality, etc. by glitch2007-10-16 12:00:09
    asterix server by azander2007-10-16 12:58:38
      Probably not going to work by glitch2007-10-16 20:52:50
  It should work fine. by kiroh2007-10-16 11:01:40
    Looking for info by azander2007-10-16 11:07:59
      We've got a Cisco system, and our analog <-> VOIP by hadji2007-10-16 11:20:34
    Set your fax machine to 9600 if you can by kiroh2007-10-16 11:07:23
Red Hat & internal modems by cartamusica2007-10-16 10:52:36
  7.2? eek that's old by Freakazoid2007-10-16 12:18:08
  Wasting your time by altordwm2007-10-16 11:48:32
    Sounds like what I'm gonna do... by cartamusica2007-10-16 12:11:07
  I fought this battle a couple of years ago. by Peace_man2007-10-16 11:19:16
  Is it one of those wonderful WinModems? by AndyA2007-10-16 11:18:08
    Oh, indeed it is. by cartamusica2007-10-16 12:08:42
  Linux and "winmodems" have a troubled history by Egaeus2007-10-16 11:08:12
    I'd heard that... by cartamusica2007-10-16 12:07:24
  You aren't wasting time, per se. by CynicalRyan2007-10-16 11:07:01
    Oddly enough... by cartamusica2007-10-16 12:05:40
      They did once have them by ttlogic2007-10-16 12:31:50
Our old alderman (city council person) didn't get by techi8702007-10-16 10:50:41
  you dropped this -> o (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-10-16 11:14:19
Now they've gone too far! by abaron2007-10-16 10:34:56
  Mmm... whole wheat... (n/t) by raptor_872007-10-16 11:48:22
  No sympathy here by Egaeus2007-10-16 11:20:17
    Sure you can, by Nea2007-10-16 12:18:35
      Yes, you're right by Egaeus2007-10-16 13:30:04
        Oh well, maybe next time... by Nea2007-10-16 14:21:04
  QQ more n00b by y2kdragon2007-10-16 10:49:41
    Damn all of you North Americans! by abaron2007-10-16 10:51:59
      I'm with you brother by smut2007-10-16 11:03:57
        Amen! If I were to go on a diet, I would *stop* by Arman X2007-10-16 11:05:53
          That goes for diet sodas, too. by Nath32007-10-16 14:15:21
      Not all North Americans lack taste by lab rat2007-10-16 11:03:40
      I'll be sympathetic. I dislike whole wheat's taste (n/t) by Divinar2007-10-16 10:54:10
  the most simple ... right -:) by SciSSorS2007-10-16 10:45:39
    Removed? by abaron2007-10-16 10:50:16
      Of course, if you didn't get the one by SciSSorS2007-10-16 11:04:12
  What's the problem with whole wheat? by Arivia2007-10-16 10:39:05
    WHAT THE PROBLEM WITH!! *sputter*sputter* by abaron2007-10-16 10:48:14
      Exactly! It's like... it's like fat-free pizza, or by Arman X2007-10-16 11:03:38
        Sugar-free chocolate-flavored soda? (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-16 15:54:40
        to the judgement day by joresgump2007-10-16 11:11:48
      It's still light and flaky. by Arivia2007-10-16 10:54:16
        Grr... I don't like the new world... by abaron2007-10-16 10:58:56
    It killz, just like soya by run.dll2007-10-16 10:47:10
      Could, maybe, is contradicted by other studies.. by Arivia2007-10-16 10:53:20
  That's a Freedom pastry, you traitor :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-16 10:36:02
James Grant owes me a new monitor by SnArL2007-10-16 10:33:32
  You know want toes? (n/t) by Imp2007-10-16 11:19:03
  Oh yes, still remember by SciSSorS2007-10-16 10:52:02
  Thanks for the warning by y2kdragon2007-10-16 10:51:17
    What are you using soda for while UFieing ? by SciSSorS2007-10-16 10:58:29
      soda = carbonated beverage by y2kdragon2007-10-16 11:35:11
Does anyone have any idea how Gmail works? by sab04032007-10-16 10:22:55
  You could always move to Google Apps. by Arachnid2007-10-16 11:30:56
    Disclaimer: by Arachnid2007-10-16 12:00:32
  Not sure about gmail. by mpicklesimer12007-10-16 10:51:34
    I put alohamail up on my web server. by staticsan2007-10-16 16:50:22
    Roundcube is nice, too. Got both installed. :) (n/ (n/t) by Mad Marty2007-10-16 11:21:35
    I've set up SquirrelMail too by eric3_141592007-10-16 11:05:12
    Interesting... by sab04032007-10-16 11:00:39
  Tubes, they use tubes by DesertRat662007-10-16 10:25:22
    Isn't pretty much all of their infrastructure set by merlin2007-10-16 10:26:09
      If I recall correctly yes by DesertRat662007-10-16 10:27:33
        Link?? by sab04032007-10-16 10:41:48
          Dead Tree by DesertRat662007-10-16 10:46:01
            Thanks anyway by sab04032007-10-16 10:59:08
              I have linux Journal on disk at home by DesertRat662007-10-16 11:03:39
                Thanks by sab04032007-10-16 11:16:35
        I know the UI was custom-written for GMail. by merlin2007-10-16 10:29:03
Finally got my Chinese Visa's, 3 hours queuing! by mrxavia2007-10-16 10:18:17
  Only 3 hours? by AndyA2007-10-16 10:37:36
    I hear the US is the worst embassy to go to... by mrxavia2007-10-16 10:44:38
      I definitely need to try Virgin America by AndyA2007-10-16 11:06:04
        My cases are hard and have built in locks. by mrxavia2007-10-16 11:54:56
I take that back (more cops doing bad things) by DesertRat662007-10-16 10:07:17
  Are you certain that he didn't work in Easton? (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-10-16 11:05:01
    He might now by DesertRat662007-10-16 11:06:48
      Well, he certainly qualifies. by RetiQlum22007-10-16 11:10:35
  Never mind the guns, ..... by aix tom2007-10-16 10:52:50
    You don't watch enough "buddy cop" movies by SnArL2007-10-16 11:07:20
    Possibly by DesertRat662007-10-16 11:02:46
  Several points in that article indicate why I saw by SouthpawPL2007-10-16 10:39:14
  This is how I see what happened... by kc5sdy2007-10-16 10:39:11
    Once hired you spend at least a year in by DesertRat662007-10-16 10:59:53
      If that is the case, then Houston really f4ed up. by kc5sdy2007-10-16 14:07:10
  Would a citizen be issued a CCW after failing by Phoon2007-10-16 10:29:51
    Here is the text of the Texas CCW law by Classic_Jon2007-10-16 10:40:43
      That'll teach me to hit preview... (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-16 10:41:16
    Nope by DesertRat662007-10-16 10:37:36
      So let's compare apples to apples. by Phoon2007-10-16 10:43:00
        Say What?! by DesertRat662007-10-16 10:57:49
          Hence the "not a moron" qualification. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-16 10:59:20
            The difference is that a moron by DesertRat662007-10-16 11:05:36
            On the second thought... by Phoon2007-10-16 11:00:16
        I've only ever taken one shooting course. It was a by techi8702007-10-16 10:57:25
          Hard and fast rule on Gun Safety by DesertRat662007-10-16 11:09:46
  22 of 38 flunked the stress course. by merlin2007-10-16 10:20:51
    I've run a similar course by DesertRat662007-10-16 10:24:03
*jawdrop* Ann Coulter comes clean by SnArL2007-10-16 10:04:23
  site down... anyone can link to a snapshot? (n/t) by shminux2007-10-16 11:33:52
  Who is she? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-10-16 10:33:02
    You're better off not knowing. (n/t) by hadji2007-10-16 10:52:46
    The conservative equivalent of Howard Stern. by Phoon2007-10-16 10:35:28
      and laughing all the way to the bank :-) (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-16 10:44:28
        Yep... plenty of old-money morons pushing the by Phoon2007-10-16 10:46:07
          Ann is a lot of things, by subbywan2007-10-16 10:48:21
            I was thinking of Rupert Murdock, actually. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-16 10:55:51
              ... and Rupert Murdoch, too. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-16 11:01:45
                Neither a moron, nor a redneck. by CynicalRyan2007-10-16 11:48:24
  Printed for posterior (n/t) by theanomaly2007-10-16 10:20:26
    Did you run out of toilet paper? ;) (n/t) by merlin2007-10-16 10:22:43
      No, that is being used for other things by DesertRat662007-10-16 10:26:34
  I do believe it's been hacked based on the little by Snate2007-10-16 10:07:36
  Too funny. by run.dll2007-10-16 10:06:51
Okay, all IT professionals who know how to by hadji2007-10-16 09:48:56
  Power off to reset. :P (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-16 18:28:37
  Never owned one. Or played with one. (n/t) by ChuckAB2007-10-16 15:47:24
  *raises hand* by kc5sdy2007-10-16 14:09:03
  ~raises bent paperclip~ (n/t) by confused.brit2007-10-16 12:04:53
    And before anyone points out im not a Pro... by confused.brit2007-10-16 12:12:11
      actually by minielim2007-10-16 14:18:20
      Right with you, there. by esbita2007-10-16 12:27:31
        The cynical side of me says.... by confused.brit2007-10-16 12:38:17
  *raises EMP cannon* by raptor_872007-10-16 11:50:16
  Raises hand, lowers hand on breaker switch (n/t) by Imp2007-10-16 11:29:20
  Raises hand. by RetiQlum22007-10-16 11:08:46
  *raises hand* by the_diggity2007-10-16 11:06:15
  kf@&^[NO CARRIER] (n/t) by williamashbless2007-10-16 10:52:30
  so, hadji by joresgump2007-10-16 10:43:15
    Well, I would have, if it hadn't already been by hadji2007-10-16 10:51:12
      Wait, where's the pun? by joresgump2007-10-16 11:04:37
      I forgot to mention that this all happened after by hadji2007-10-16 10:55:27
        And here I'm beating my brains... by esbita2007-10-16 11:01:45
        well, he didn't use the appropiate tube (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-16 10:58:13
  Does an ESD gun through the air vent count? (n/t) by AndyA2007-10-16 10:16:16
  *hand* by y2kdragon2007-10-16 10:11:15
  *raises hand* (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-16 10:03:45
  *raises router* by joresgump2007-10-16 10:00:20
  *raises hand* by emlaabs2007-10-16 09:57:40
  *raises hand* by SnArL2007-10-16 09:54:21
  Unplug power by Havoc2007-10-16 09:54:14
  *grabs a hairpin* by esbita2007-10-16 09:52:56
    *grabs the rest of esbita's hairpins* by merlin2007-10-16 09:54:29
      *sighs and puts my hair up* by esbita2007-10-16 10:09:45
        Use your stabbities! (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-16 10:10:47
          *sigh* left them at home. by esbita2007-10-16 10:13:18
            *Replaces hairpins* by Havoc2007-10-16 10:19:05
              Oooh Perdy.... (n/t) by confused.brit2007-10-16 12:07:05
  Tentatively raises hand.... by abaron2007-10-16 09:50:57
  *waves a loose plug* Is this how? (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-16 09:50:44
  Reset to factory default or 'reboot'? by DesertRat662007-10-16 09:50:20
SOTM: by SnArL2007-10-16 09:32:33
  Threadjack! by hadji2007-10-16 09:49:45
    =D by SnArL2007-10-16 09:53:12
      I think Grey 17 was the episode for which JMS by hadji2007-10-16 10:19:14
        B5 TZ crossover by y2kdragon2007-10-16 11:01:48
For all the Parents out there by merlin2007-10-16 09:22:16
  Wow... I was actually saying some of those things by raptillicus2007-10-16 12:05:20
  I posted that a while ago (n/t) by SnArL2007-10-16 09:33:19
    That's why I included the apology :-p (n/t) by merlin2007-10-16 09:51:48
    I missed it then, so I'll watch it now. (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-16 09:34:28
      Well worth it! by chrisP2007-10-16 09:47:48
I found these statistics on Wikipedia. by hadji2007-10-16 09:17:27
  I have a feeling about this - but no statistics. by Peace_man2007-10-16 09:39:08
    That, and the different ideologies by Arman X2007-10-16 10:06:16
  now find the stats on open/closet gays :) (n/t) by shminux2007-10-16 09:32:59
Dickie by DesertRat662007-10-16 09:10:03
  There's still some good places to work out there. by Arman X2007-10-16 10:59:57
  Yeah I have to deal with one of those by hyzenthlay2007-10-16 09:40:51
  That sounds like me and my pop. by RetiQlum22007-10-16 09:38:03
  Heh. The comments make it clear that this by Peace_man2007-10-16 09:31:31
    Management is something else, again. by Esteis2007-10-16 09:38:41
      There are good reasons for ensuring that by Peace_man2007-10-16 09:42:43
        Yes. So you'll agree, then, that such a social by Esteis2007-10-16 09:47:37
          Definitely. by Peace_man2007-10-16 09:53:16
    Who you know has always mattered by DesertRat662007-10-16 09:37:00
      Exactly. by Peace_man2007-10-16 09:44:47
        No, not exactly by DesertRat662007-10-16 09:49:10
          And sometimes it lands you a bad employee by Peace_man2007-10-16 09:54:58
            I haven't by DesertRat662007-10-16 10:00:11
  Bingo. by Twitchh2007-10-16 09:22:53
    Great metaphor, BTW... (n/t) by rhl20002007-10-16 12:28:22
    Attn: whoever is in charge of ads here! by rhl20002007-10-16 12:26:33
  Ugh, did you read Mark D's comment reply? by Esteis2007-10-16 09:22:46
Fear of paedophile charges —> less child contact by Esteis2007-10-16 09:05:07
  Unfortunately, a valid concern by mridenour2007-10-16 09:43:18
  *grumble* by Illiad2007-10-16 09:24:12
    Mom was run out of a Head Start job that way by esbita2007-10-16 10:04:26
    I wonder when protection goes too far.. by Deverant2007-10-16 09:41:36
    When I coached minor hockey by run.dll2007-10-16 09:38:23
  Yep. Absolutely wonderful, isn't it? by Twitchh2007-10-16 09:19:36
    Don't you know? It's impossible to like children. by Esteis2007-10-16 09:20:48
What does China have against the Dalai Lama? by Peace_man2007-10-16 08:46:34
  Simple, he wants independant tibet, china doesn't by mrxavia2007-10-16 10:09:13
  Rent the movie "Kundun" by SoylentGreen2007-10-16 09:00:12
  The article pretty much explains it by archnerd2007-10-16 08:57:55
  He is (in their eyes) a separatist leader. by Qcumber-some2007-10-16 08:55:29
  Let's think about this for a second. by lheggland2007-10-16 08:55:26
    I wouldn't say brutally oppressed.... by mrxavia2007-10-16 10:14:04
    That makes sense then. by Peace_man2007-10-16 09:06:13
      Ah, no. by lheggland2007-10-16 09:32:37
        I beg your pardon? by Peace_man2007-10-16 09:51:44
      Dalai Lama == Mahatma Ghandi (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2007-10-16 09:13:10
        Not quite. by basher202007-10-16 10:07:43
  It's all about Tibet by Sterling_Ag2007-10-16 08:54:21
  Because he is a religious leader, and they are a by merlin2007-10-16 08:54:19
one point to the origami league !!!! by joresgump2007-10-16 08:41:57
another vista question by thethinman2007-10-16 08:30:24
  Apparently it requires SP1. by merlin2007-10-16 11:38:14
    great i gotta wait for sp1 by thethinman2007-10-16 17:12:24
  Should be a way to make one recovery disk (n/t) by mrxavia2007-10-16 10:32:42
  Check to see if Ghost 11 is Vista-Approved by Havoc2007-10-16 09:47:55
  Why would you need that? by imperito2007-10-16 08:40:33
    smarta**, but funny (n/t) by thethinman2007-10-16 09:02:14
    "You need Orange clearance to run this program. by sgrunt2007-10-16 08:43:15
      Ooh ooh, can I zap em? Can I zap em? (n/t) by Imp2007-10-16 08:59:13
  Did your system come with a Vista DVD? by the_diggity2007-10-16 08:38:39
    but if the system fails by thethinman2007-10-16 09:00:48
      XP Pro had the ASR system, yes. by the_diggity2007-10-16 09:03:39
        no vista dvd by thethinman2007-10-16 09:21:14
          BACKUP NOW! Backup tomorrow. by Divinar2007-10-16 12:46:53
          Wow, what company? by the_diggity2007-10-16 11:17:57
          Another reason for switching to Linux. by Peace_man2007-10-16 09:34:26
            Apart from working out how to do it (n/t) by EndlessWaves2007-10-16 15:37:23
SOTM: Don't Blink - Kenny Chesney by SQLRat2007-10-16 08:21:44
  Escape Key — Ladies Don't Do Those Things by Esteis2007-10-16 09:30:11
  SOT-thoughts-of-mortality-(having-an-emoment)-M by Phoon2007-10-16 08:57:59
  That video makes me cry. (n/t) by Spud312007-10-16 08:41:15
    I found out after I my flight landed yesterday by SQLRat2007-10-16 09:03:13
NHS: 'I found a used needle by his bed' by DesertRat662007-10-16 08:14:07
  OT: The Telegraph... by syren2007-10-16 09:19:39
  Urghs! by chrisP2007-10-16 09:17:31
  That's what happens when you let the government by SnArL2007-10-16 09:16:47
    Not surprisingly this article reminded me about by DesertRat662007-10-16 09:33:57
      You have no idea how nasty the outpatient... by RetiQlum22007-10-16 12:56:47
      "But, but, but...the Government is there to HELP!" by SnArL2007-10-16 09:47:51
        Ronaldus Magnus had it right when he said: by DesertRat662007-10-16 09:53:22
  Here is some related news that may put this by Peace_man2007-10-16 08:50:39
    No, that is what happens when unions decide by AndyA2007-10-16 09:14:03
      No Union is blackmailing. by Zoxer2007-10-16 13:47:19
        And the London underground drivers deserve £100k? by AndyA2007-10-16 16:00:41
        Unions have lost their purpose. by kahuana2007-10-16 15:22:37
        Um, just because it's a right doesn't make it any by subbywan2007-10-16 14:10:59
      So give them modest raises over long term by esbita2007-10-16 09:49:05
        But that would be reasonable. by AndyA2007-10-16 09:52:45
          or the government for that matter. by esbita2007-10-16 09:53:55
  It reinforces the good advice I give everyone. by Peace_man2007-10-16 08:37:49
    ... and always drive on the sidewalk. by run.dll2007-10-16 09:43:07
    My father told me that in early 1900s people would by NDwight2007-10-16 09:37:47
  How else are they going to get repeat business? :) (n/t) by imperito2007-10-16 08:31:36
Let's see... by TheCatMan2007-10-16 08:13:42
  Yeah, we did something like this about six by Peace_man2007-10-16 09:12:23
Quick Poll - Music to read Sci-Fi by by Hieraco2007-10-16 08:07:23
  Match the music to the story. by EndlessWaves2007-10-16 15:53:35
  Holst - The Planets by BlackFordGT402007-10-16 12:17:53
  Initial D Battle Stage 2 soundtrack by joresgump2007-10-16 10:28:55
  I'd rather have it quiet, but if you need by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 09:11:51
    Mission impossible? by EndlessWaves2007-10-16 15:40:21
  Blue Man Group. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-16 09:04:57
    Seconded. by undrcvrparothed2007-10-16 11:00:01
  Johnny Cash (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2007-10-16 08:48:05
  I usually put on Enya when I just want background by merlin2007-10-16 08:40:29
  Astral Disaster (Coil) by ttlogic2007-10-16 08:32:52
  Nothing. by Didactylos2007-10-16 08:28:11
    seconded (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-16 10:29:27
  Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-16 08:23:15
  Hmm... by JillSwift2007-10-16 08:23:12
  Wouldn't know I usually watch TV when I read (n/t) by DesertRat662007-10-16 08:15:23
Choose your adventure: Ufie Opine by tesla_koil2007-10-16 08:02:40
  (b) by voxwoman2007-10-16 10:44:32
  b) by Klaranth2007-10-16 08:42:41
  Duly Noted by tesla_koil2007-10-16 08:19:25
  b) There are so few good people who fill the gap by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 08:14:37
  Depends on how you get your jollies, by Esteis2007-10-16 08:08:44
  Vote for b) by Qcumber-some2007-10-16 08:08:08
  (b) by joresgump2007-10-16 08:08:01
Todays Dilbert is good. by techi8702007-10-16 07:25:08
  I've got a Beowulf cluster of atomic supermen! (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-16 07:29:21
    My orbiting brain lasers will beat those any day! (n/t) by PeKaJe2007-10-16 11:25:52
KITTEHS: photos and vibes request by purplepineapple2007-10-16 07:08:21
Help Needed: Cisco VT Advantage Disable on demand? by jayfarm2007-10-16 06:48:04
Grmbl! by chrisP2007-10-16 06:24:12
  :( Write a small note: by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 06:53:57
    Hehe :-) by chrisP2007-10-16 07:00:37
  I don't see why by afterburner2007-10-16 06:53:04
    You beat me to it! :) n/t by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 06:55:35
      That's easy by chrisP2007-10-16 06:58:13
        Rasberry Sorbet by Havoc2007-10-16 07:00:52
          I'm sorry but that looks obscene. by syren2007-10-16 07:03:41
            Huh? by chrisP2007-10-16 07:06:27
              Doesn't matter...my brain is not working correctly by syren2007-10-16 07:59:15
              Got 3 of them in the freezer already by Havoc2007-10-16 07:08:17
                *envies* by chrisP2007-10-16 07:12:28
          Oooooooooh! by chrisP2007-10-16 07:02:14
  Dissed! :-) (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-16 06:41:10
    Yup ;-) by chrisP2007-10-16 06:49:07
      Better chocolate - no nutrition problems by Qcumber-some2007-10-16 08:45:47
        The only way to get rid of a temptation is to by chrisP2007-10-16 09:22:20
Bastards, the whole damn lot of them by Bellator2007-10-16 06:18:03
  But CS3 and Nikon RAW goes so well together by abaron2007-10-16 08:58:38
  Yes but Photoshop CS3 is sooooo by voxwoman2007-10-16 08:04:54
  Not that I disagree, but... by Phoon2007-10-16 06:41:26
    Nah... by Bellator2007-10-16 06:45:03
      that explains the lack of epithets (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-16 06:53:47
    Not that I know of. Although there's only 1760 by Esteis2007-10-16 06:43:31
  To quotes Scrubs: by todAnthony2007-10-16 06:35:43
    *scribbles out "creamy"* by Freakazoid2007-10-16 07:24:23
    That's right... by Bellator2007-10-16 06:37:44
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-10-16 06:15:01
Should my pater move from IE6 to IE7? by Esteis2007-10-16 06:02:57
  Is he using XP? There's currently an unfixed by erniepi2007-10-16 09:53:41
    Ick. But it's not a drive-by vulnerability by Havoc2007-10-16 10:08:59
      I know my dad doesn't. But he's chosen IE6. by Esteis2007-10-16 12:18:14
    He is, and I'll tell him. Merci. (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-16 09:59:18
  No, with qualifiers by Classic_Jon2007-10-16 09:09:34
    Ta. by Esteis2007-10-16 09:57:47
  Most likely, yes. by krikkert2007-10-16 06:48:34
  No. by Qcumber-some2007-10-16 06:34:12
    Sorry, trouble parsing the second paragraph. by Esteis2007-10-16 06:40:28
      IE6 is a remote access tool by Qcumber-some2007-10-16 07:05:27
        Then by your logic, he should go to IE7. by theanomaly2007-10-16 07:06:56
          Point taken. Switch my vote to Yes, please. (n/t) by Qcumber-some2007-10-16 07:09:21
            Ta, now I get it. (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-16 07:57:11
        In other words: Don't mind him, he's trolling. (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-16 07:06:04
          And you are feeding him =:-D by Qcumber-some2007-10-16 07:07:44
            I'll feed you a white-hot firewood-poker? by krikkert2007-10-16 07:13:09
      You're accessing websites on remote servers? (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-16 07:00:54
  No, by lheggland2007-10-16 06:17:43
  YES by Havoc2007-10-16 06:10:35
  Nah. If it ain't broke'.... by manxmania2007-10-16 06:08:56
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-10-16 05:30:05
Need to fix ISS computers? by aix tom2007-10-16 05:25:50
  Also needed by y2kdragon2007-10-16 05:31:33
    Don't forget the: by EnzoMatrix2007-10-16 05:43:15
      Exchange the ball point pen with a pencil! by ideur2007-10-16 05:54:41
        Yes, can even short a current by SciSSorS2007-10-16 06:00:27
          No no no no no! by EnzoMatrix2007-10-16 06:04:01
            Carbon pencils Bad Idea in space by Eternal_Newbie2007-10-16 09:19:50
It's a boy!! :-D :-D by Arman X2007-10-16 05:19:38
  Belated congratulations to you and the missus! by Danu2007-10-17 05:00:27
  Congratulations, you've a great adventure ahead! ( (n/t) by mrxavia2007-10-16 10:29:22
  Congratulations, you lucky pair! by Esteis2007-10-16 08:53:53
  Congratulations! (n/t) by Nea2007-10-16 08:40:54
  Congrats! (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-16 08:24:14
  Congratulations. by Spud312007-10-16 08:18:55
  Congrats hey! (n/t) by L1nX2007-10-16 08:07:21
  Congrats to you! by da-gimp2007-10-16 07:45:11
  Congratulations! by Tyop2007-10-16 07:22:25
  congrats! (n/t) by Klymer2007-10-16 07:22:23
  Congrats! (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-16 07:21:56
  Oh boy! (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-16 07:00:46
  Congrats! (n/t) by talon07202007-10-16 06:39:58
  Mazel Tov! (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-10-16 06:37:51
  He choose a good day to come out! by oedlan2007-10-16 06:29:47
  Congrats :-D! (n/t) by chrisP2007-10-16 06:26:03
  Congrats! by Bellator2007-10-16 06:23:20
  Yeah, but details by basher202007-10-16 06:16:16
    More details: by Arman X2007-10-16 10:22:38
  Best wishes for you and your family! by DerSarek2007-10-16 06:11:23
  Welcome Alexnder to our world by SciSSorS2007-10-16 06:06:59
    And .. happy B-day by SciSSorS2007-10-16 06:11:06
  congratulations! (n/t) by madjo2007-10-16 05:56:36
  W00t! by tesla_koil2007-10-16 05:53:11
  Welcome young Arman X.1! by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 05:41:10
  Congrats, Dad by y2kdragon2007-10-16 05:32:36
    Hah! I love that *grin* (n/t) by syren2007-10-16 05:40:30
      Not exactly original by y2kdragon2007-10-16 05:43:18
        THAT can be read as an oath :-D by Qcumber-some2007-10-16 05:50:10
  Teamwork caused Alexander and delivered him! :) by NDwight2007-10-16 05:30:14
  Congratulations ... by aix tom2007-10-16 05:28:39
  Congratulations. by Klaranth2007-10-16 05:26:46
  Yay!! Congo-rats! by syren2007-10-16 05:26:10
  New born by wizard1974uk2007-10-16 05:25:23
link to odd geeky music and stories by Nightwind2007-10-16 04:43:42
  Wow.. Just finished 'The Cheshire' by EnzoMatrix2007-10-16 05:03:48
My XP and 360 play DVD fine. :P (n/t) by concolor222007-10-16 04:08:59
  VLC has no problem playing DVDs either by noamsml2007-10-16 04:22:27
    err.. mplayer does have menu support by Freakazoid2007-10-16 04:25:38
      Are you sure? by splat_ed2007-10-16 05:29:23
        and how old's that FAQ? by Freakazoid2007-10-16 07:21:22
          and that's why my google-fu is weak... by splat_ed2007-10-16 07:27:03
  My copy of xine doesn't "DMA check", either. :-P (n/t) by bwkaz2007-10-16 04:11:23
    Confused cartoonist? by mr_flibble2007-10-16 07:35:12
  "my xp"? by Freakazoid2007-10-16 04:10:36
    Yes. "My XP" by concolor222007-10-17 05:42:04
    Aha! by jiteo2007-10-16 04:13:29
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-10-16 04:00:11
Productivity sink by khendron2007-10-16 03:58:47
  Definitely easier with a mouse (n/t) by divide by zero2007-10-16 06:37:11
  The keyboard controls are all wrong by afterburner2007-10-16 05:29:34
  Ugh, I hate this kind of games. by Khaar2007-10-16 04:51:31
  Evil (n/t) by sazzer2007-10-16 04:19:08
Multiple file diff anyone? by romandas2007-10-16 03:58:10
  No clue by Yaeger2007-10-16 06:01:03
    This is configuration management-related by romandas2007-10-16 06:08:33
      I think I would by Yaeger2007-10-16 06:29:23
  Try vimdiff by jadall2007-10-16 05:57:49
    gvim will let me do 4 files, which is an improveme by romandas2007-10-16 06:44:37
  Plenty 3-way, but more than 3? No, don't know any by kibeha2007-10-16 04:27:13
  Depending on the output your're expecting... by EnzoMatrix2007-10-16 04:19:59
Darwin Award website by Qcumber-some2007-10-16 03:54:37
  Don't read the whole day .... by aix tom2007-10-16 03:55:46
Greg does non-ISP related tech support? Wow. (n/t) by glitch2007-10-16 03:54:32
  he repairs cupholders, too (n/t) by datolli2007-10-16 06:40:28
Casual Gaming recommendation by scum2007-10-16 03:50:52
  Kingdom of Loathing (n/t) by Nath32007-10-16 14:57:41
  Watch out for Runescape by Dagna2007-10-16 05:12:11
  dibblez.nl comes to mind by Spisefisken2007-10-16 04:32:16
  I assume you already know Utopia? by EnzoMatrix2007-10-16 04:17:41
  Action Game? Thinking Game? Puzzles? by glitch2007-10-16 03:58:15
    Oh right... MMO - Strategy/Building by scum2007-10-16 04:17:18
      TribalWars by acrisius2007-10-16 09:56:31
      How about urban dead? by EndlessWaves2007-10-16 04:37:32
        Sounds great am checking it out right now. by scum2007-10-16 05:12:04
ATTN minielim : by Klaranth2007-10-16 03:20:40
  uh oh by minielim2007-10-16 14:38:15
    Contact JD/Illiad as in : Yo, JD ! by Klaranth2007-10-16 16:06:20
Non-tag. You're not it. by pas512007-10-16 03:16:39
  Eh, I prefer by Phoon2007-10-16 06:54:18
G'morning UFieland. by undrcvrparothed2007-10-16 01:42:52
  Must be going around.....me2. (n/t) by kiwifruit2007-10-16 02:48:23
    I found my problem..... by kiwifruit2007-10-16 03:34:13
      Ouch! :( (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-16 05:10:26
  I think my kitty's trying to tell me by fitzso2007-10-16 02:22:54
  yup, in the same boat here... by Freakazoid2007-10-16 01:48:49
    At least you went to bed at 9. by undrcvrparothed2007-10-16 02:01:53
    i woke around 3:00am as well: scary nightmare by lab rat2007-10-16 01:59:11
      {{{lab rat}}} by Electric Storm2007-10-16 02:12:38
        No. It was a recurring nightmare by lab rat2007-10-16 02:32:39
          Funny thing about stress nightmares: by EnzoMatrix2007-10-16 02:40:54
            I wasnt really in the 'mare by lab rat2007-10-16 02:51:48
              {{{lab rat}}} by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 03:15:34
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-10-16 01:39:12
  Yeee-hah! (n/t) by manxmania2007-10-16 02:27:46
    *blinks* by Didactylos2007-10-16 06:06:33
      Glitch. by manxmania2007-10-16 06:13:44
        Still, it's a daily record :) (n/t) by afterburner2007-10-16 06:21:55
          Oh me unworthy maggot by soegal2007-10-16 07:45:00
            I know how you feel by Sterling_Ag2007-10-16 07:47:41
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-10-16 01:00:02
  Congrats, OddParity! by acrisius2007-10-16 13:45:21
Illiways, the Cafe at the end of the UFieverse by syren2007-10-16 00:38:47
  *self-serves JBM* Morning everyone! by vampire2007-10-16 06:41:24
    Morning! by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 07:11:55
  *gabs BAS* by afterburner2007-10-16 06:22:56
    *tops up afterburner's BAS* by Nea2007-10-16 08:55:32
      No worries by afterburner2007-10-16 09:02:09
        Oooo... muffin! by Nea2007-10-16 09:06:03
          They're yummy :-9 by afterburner2007-10-16 09:50:58
    grabs, even (n/t) by afterburner2007-10-16 06:23:32
      {{{afterburner}}} by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 06:37:31
        {{{roger}}} by afterburner2007-10-16 06:47:30
          In Soviet Russia by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 07:05:43
  Self-serves BAS by y2kdragon2007-10-16 05:40:53
    Good luck with that. by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 05:49:25
      Manual Mode by y2kdragon2007-10-16 06:21:54
  G'morning all. *gets coffee, sits near fire* (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-16 03:46:43
    Good morning. by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 03:54:25
  *brings birthday cake and champaigne for oedlan* by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 01:39:53
    Cake? Champagne? by chrisP2007-10-16 03:18:57
      *serves cake on plate and glass of Champagne* by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 03:39:25
        Oh thanks! by chrisP2007-10-16 03:49:57
    *PUSH-es mug of BAS on the stack for a moment* by EnzoMatrix2007-10-16 01:47:35
      Cheers! *refills mug to the brim* by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 02:01:02
    ooooooooooohhhhh by oedlan2007-10-16 01:43:51
      You have all reason to be :) by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 01:52:01
  It' mah b-day, cookies for everyone! by oedlan2007-10-16 01:39:27
    White chocolate chip cookies, yummyumm! by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 02:05:56
      Yum! Cookies are still here! (n/t) by NDwight2007-10-16 05:11:26
  *Puts up the "SELF SERVICE" sign* by syren2007-10-16 01:09:21
    *takes down sign* :) by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 01:17:22
      *Waves g'night to roger G. and the Illiways crew* by Dire_Lobo2007-10-16 01:32:22
        G'night, sleep tight, don't let the bytes bug you (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 01:49:17
  Mmmm, breakfast goodies... by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 01:03:54
    You're welcome :) by syren2007-10-16 01:06:55
      *hugs back* by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 01:13:13
  *Crawls from under his desk...* by EnzoMatrix2007-10-16 00:45:35
    Morning :) by syren2007-10-16 00:49:27
      The usual BAS please.... by EnzoMatrix2007-10-16 00:55:58
        *serves large BAS* by syren2007-10-16 01:06:28
          Remember yesterday? by EnzoMatrix2007-10-16 01:13:03
  Hi all! by postaljohn2007-10-16 00:40:41
    Morning postaljohn! by syren2007-10-16 00:43:19
      sorry, not my system. by postaljohn2007-10-16 00:49:47
        Oh well... by syren2007-10-16 00:53:53
OUT Part IX by taitano2007-10-16 00:35:30
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02007-10-16 00:23:48
Happy B-day to me by oedlan2007-10-16 00:18:28
  Happy Natal Anniversary by y2kdragon2007-10-16 05:39:14
  Happy birthday! *points to Illiways* :) n/t by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 01:42:25
  Congratz. :) (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2007-10-16 01:09:28
  Do you live on a houseboat? :-) by ideur2007-10-16 00:37:37
    I've moved. by oedlan2007-10-16 00:44:38
      No need to change the omnicode. by ideur2007-10-16 00:51:26
  Happy you! (n/t) by Eroen2007-10-16 00:34:49
DMA interfering with DVD play by RunNeoRun2007-10-16 00:12:02
  would that also solve my problem? :) by madjo2007-10-16 00:48:44
    try it with a different player? by Freakazoid2007-10-16 01:46:24
      been there, tried it all by madjo2007-10-16 02:38:50
        Use Windows/PowerDVD by glitch2007-10-16 04:05:33
          query by madjo2007-10-16 04:32:18
            Wow. Expensive there, eh? by Havoc2007-10-16 06:13:18
              Ok, I inflated the price. by madjo2007-10-16 07:56:40
                Try the free version of Opera - might work by Havoc2007-10-16 09:33:08
                  nope.. didn't work by MadJo2007-10-16 15:12:06
            Maybe (evil grin) ... because by SciSSorS2007-10-16 05:38:19
              No you read it correctly by madjo2007-10-16 07:14:05
                I got a 5" one for $179 about 4 yrs ago by Havoc2007-10-16 09:34:24
    buy originals ;) (n/t) by inkey2007-10-16 01:26:29
      Those ARE originals :P by madjo2007-10-16 01:36:04
        Original movies? by chanceslost2007-10-16 06:17:20
  might be the dvd spinning up and down by quitte2007-10-16 00:28:57
  Ohhhhh Noes!!!! by XndeX2007-10-16 00:24:12
Attn hadji: by postaljohn2007-10-16 00:07:33
  Can I ask a really "foreigner" question? by syren2007-10-16 00:42:06
    As best as I can answer it, by postaljohn2007-10-16 00:56:15
      Your portion of the contribution is also deducted by hadji2007-10-16 01:33:26
        Holy crap, 50% to 15%... by giltnerj02007-10-16 05:13:08
          And I don't even *have* one. by esbita2007-10-16 05:43:52
        And, since none of you mentioned it by voxwoman2007-10-16 04:28:59
          The name comes from the chapter and section by basher202007-10-16 06:18:54
            The section is 401. The subsection is (k). by pas512007-10-16 07:24:14
              Only makes my point further (n/t) by basher202007-10-16 07:37:13
                But at least by pas512007-10-16 07:55:09
                  There is mounting evidence that in the US by basher202007-10-16 10:21:30
                    That beggars logic. by pas512007-10-16 12:23:39
      Sounds like "vermögenswirksame Leistungen" in D. by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 01:10:38
        I'll take your word for that. by postaljohn2007-10-16 01:18:11
          :D So that's what they mean by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 03:25:07
            Also, if you mis-speculate in the stock market, by aix tom2007-10-16 03:49:05
              I believe that in my case, by postaljohn2007-10-16 06:31:13
              And you pay VAT (MwSt) by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 04:49:41
      Ahhh...okay I get it. Thanks! (n/t) by syren2007-10-16 01:07:57
        No problem by postaljohn2007-10-16 01:13:36
LeoHyuuga sends his love to all of ya by inkey2007-10-16 00:04:49
  Wow, case number 2 by y2kdragon2007-10-16 05:36:37
    Whoa, Leo *is* in australia now too :| by inkey2007-10-16 22:55:33
  Are you sure that it is his ISP blocking? by ideur2007-10-16 01:04:43
    yup, isp since a tracert already dies by inkey2007-10-16 01:23:27
  Tell him we love him, too :)P And to look at by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 00:30:57
Optus (n): 1.) Slang word for Confidence Trickster by FNORDer2007-10-16 00:04:27
  Rule #1, all Telcos are EVIL by y2kdragon2007-10-16 05:34:57
  Sounds very much like what's going on in Germany by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 03:02:34
  nah ... tis called buyer beware by LilDragon2007-10-16 00:21:54
    The fine print never said that. by FNORDer2007-10-16 00:27:32
      But if the contract doesn't say it by SciSSorS2007-10-16 01:30:20
  People still wonder why I went with Telstra by fitzso2007-10-16 00:11:46
    Comparison. by DerSarek2007-10-16 01:39:44
      well by fitzso2007-10-16 02:20:22
        I pay $40 au for exactly that per month by FNORDer2007-10-16 19:21:19
          ok, that IS expensive. by DerSarek2007-10-16 23:42:30
      Telstra ... by LilDragon2007-10-16 01:57:59
  Reason #548 I'm glad I'm no longer with Optus by purplepineapple2007-10-16 00:11:25
    well... by FNORDer2007-10-16 00:13:52
      Is this the point where I mention by fitzso2007-10-16 00:16:15
        sure, why not? (n/t) by FNORDer2007-10-16 00:18:22
          :D by fitzso2007-10-16 00:37:18
Translations by Nea2007-10-16 00:01:02
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by madjo2007-10-16 00:54:18
    Door MadJo by madjo2007-10-16 00:54:31
  German (tlp) (n/t) by datolli2007-10-16 00:05:54
    berlinert / Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 01:00:23
      Perfekter Dialekt? by taprogge2007-10-16 06:51:17
        Haha, aber hundert Pro!! by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 07:25:47
    by nornagest by Nornagest2007-10-16 00:30:27
      hören Ihren Schrei. by datolli2007-10-16 06:38:17
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-10-16 00:00:03
  Oldest: Grandfather (89) by Cural2007-10-16 15:01:45
    To be specific, 2 months, 5 days for my daughter (n/t) by Cural2007-10-16 15:05:18
  Let's see, oldest would be by sstacks2007-10-16 13:17:37
  My Tutor. by confused.brit2007-10-16 12:03:52
  Currently? by Sterling_Ag2007-10-16 07:37:02
  Oldest: my grandma (93)... by livingbread2007-10-16 06:15:15
  Does being kicked at through his mom's abdomen by abb3w2007-10-16 05:32:55
  My granddaugther (6 months) by voxwoman2007-10-16 04:32:58
  Youngest: my sister's son, he'll be 5 months by cuboci2007-10-16 01:10:58
  Youngest: Friends baby, born on 12 September 2007 by Ascag2007-10-16 01:02:14
  the youngest? by madjo2007-10-16 00:40:27
  youngest: best friend's baby @ 2mo by amp_man2007-10-16 00:25:21
  Grandma at 83 by fitzso2007-10-16 00:13:35
  My grandmother (89) and my Niece (7 months) (n/t) by FNORDer2007-10-16 00:08:13
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-10-16 00:11:41
    Moderated: misplaced (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-10-16 00:11:52
    MODS. Wrong place to post that. by oedlan2007-10-16 00:05:58
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-10-16 00:00:01
  OzzygotlostwithSenseihurtlingtowardthesun by Snate2007-10-16 00:09:14
    Yep, B. Sabbath again. n/t by roger G. rapid2007-10-16 00:34:13

 

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