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Cartoon for Oct 07, 2007
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Part II of OUT has been delayed untill about noon by taitano2007-10-07 23:55:26
Argh, brain not working... by MrTrick2007-10-07 23:54:51
  the 1st one is by other2007-10-09 08:47:19
Can anyone explain to me what a SLAPP Suit is? by Klaranth2007-10-07 23:39:15
  Strategic Lawsuits something something? by Arancaytar2007-10-14 00:20:47
Fortunately, no one died. 8^o by taitano2007-10-07 23:13:46
Trouble remembering rlogin protocols. by taitano2007-10-07 22:17:40
  rlogin is broken, don't use it. by Medievalist2007-10-08 08:49:40
  Basically, what would Linus type into a console by taitano2007-10-07 22:25:11
    ssh servername by ttlogic2007-10-07 22:59:37
      Nevermind, I got it. :) (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 23:41:47
      Thanks, BTW. :-)(n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 23:18:49
      He sits at a console and types: ? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 23:17:42
        Umm, duh... I'l just ask Linus himself. 8D) (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 23:52:39
      They were out of date by the time I started on the by taitano2007-10-07 23:15:51
    The posting of Part II is delayed untill I can by taitano2007-10-07 22:55:19
i'm not even supposed to be here..... by unjust2007-10-07 21:36:23
  headed home finally. nighters all, see by unjust2007-10-07 21:52:10
  24:39? O_o (n/t) by sgrunt2007-10-07 21:38:37
    err 23. i missed. i'm a lil tired. (n/t) by unjust2007-10-07 21:47:44
That was... dumb. by Phoon2007-10-07 21:19:04
  Well, that was quick... since the fabric is smooth by Phoon2007-10-07 21:33:10
    But now, you're pants are repressed! by hadji2007-10-07 22:14:48
      s/you're/your (n/t) by hadji2007-10-07 22:15:09
        Don't let them near any muck. by RoraJoey2007-10-07 22:41:44
  Just pretend you're in the Navy. by DrDeisel2007-10-07 21:23:45
  Well, that's ironic. by hadji2007-10-07 21:20:23
    you have a talent by dennismv2007-10-07 23:19:12
    nice (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-07 21:21:47
      Thanks, but I can't take all the credit. by hadji2007-10-07 21:25:22
        And he also ironed out the details. (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-07 21:27:16
          Not to mention he by HaX80r2007-10-07 21:28:22
            Maybe he was pressed to for time. (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-10-07 21:31:26
              At least he's not steemed anymore. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 21:51:48
                Yes, he seams a lot happier now. (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-10-07 21:55:07
                  We all hold Hadji in the highest e-steam. by RoraJoey2007-10-07 22:06:40
                    Well done! You've left me flattened - so I'm by DrDeisel2007-10-07 22:14:29
                      \o/ I im-pressed the Dr.! \o/ by RoraJoey2007-10-07 22:30:15
  Good job. 8P(n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-07 21:19:42
A word to the wise: by HaX80r2007-10-07 21:14:21
  Unless you're in the middle of a 48hr run.;-D (n/t by taitano2007-10-07 21:18:37
    My run tome can be represented by a sideways 8 (n/ (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-07 21:25:35
      time^. It's the sugar acting up. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-07 21:26:12
        Careful man, 8^o if you change phase now, it could by taitano2007-10-07 21:47:35
Anyone have a IBM PS/2 power supply? by romandas2007-10-07 21:12:25
  Just threw away some AT power supplies by joecrouse2007-10-08 09:28:14
  Is it an old AT PSU? by HaX80r2007-10-07 21:18:33
    They were easy to get right. by Avium2007-10-07 21:43:13
OHAI! LOL! (n/t) by hadji2007-10-07 21:07:52
  I NO HAZ SKOOL TOMORROW! (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-07 21:23:26
    ME TOO! (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-10-07 21:30:09
      I HAZ WRKZ! by josie_beller2007-10-07 23:09:02
        Me2 :) by Klaranth2007-10-07 23:17:18
          I NO DOES W0RKZ by inkey2007-10-08 01:08:33
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-10-07 21:00:04
  Hah, I dobut if you'll have heard of this drink. by HaX80r2007-10-07 21:08:39
    Geez, I read that as 'Hillary Clunk' by MrTrick2007-10-07 21:25:46
      That would be primarily made of by HaX80r2007-10-07 21:27:06
ATTN: Woodburn by AlanTwo2007-10-07 20:54:24
  Feh. by themadkansan2007-10-07 20:55:53
Something tells me... by themadkansan2007-10-07 20:47:31
  ?? (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2007-10-07 20:52:08
    schlock mercenary ;) webcomic (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-07 20:53:50
      I hope so. by themadkansan2007-10-07 21:33:39
So liek teh Invisible Man lieks teh ppl lots by Phoon2007-10-07 20:37:25
  I just losted my lunch by Hieraco2007-10-08 05:00:50
  Aaarrruuuggghhh!!!!!!!! (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-07 21:20:42
  Bwahahaha.. I love it (n/t) by romandas2007-10-07 21:17:37
  Owww.... by Silverfire2007-10-07 20:51:35
  I can has timely clicky? by UGuardian2007-10-07 20:49:57
    Bible translation for Text message addicts. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 20:54:08
    You may also want to point them to by Phoon2007-10-07 20:53:08
  K. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 20:47:13
Ok, now by taitano2007-10-07 20:27:16
Geese. Twenty years and your home is by taitano2007-10-07 20:13:05
  Geese? I didn't see any geese on that site (n/t) by romandas2007-10-07 21:13:22
    X-D sorry, I meant Sheesh (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 21:24:22
Does anyone have any extra by mysterious gurl2007-10-07 20:05:02
  {{{myst g}}} (n/t) by unjust2007-10-07 21:43:56
  *hugs* (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-07 21:09:52
  {{{{mysterious gurl}}} by joresgump2007-10-07 20:56:18
    oops, wrong parsing by joresgump2007-10-07 20:58:43
  {{mysterious gurl}} by Silverfire2007-10-07 20:32:52
  {{{mysterious gurl}}} by fitzso2007-10-07 20:11:21
    {{{fitzso}}} by mysterious gurl2007-10-07 20:13:43
      :) by fitzso2007-10-07 20:16:42
        LOL well that's understandable (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-07 20:18:38
          I'll say! by fitzso2007-10-07 20:23:02
  Always have hugs available - {{{mysterious gurl}}} by DrDeisel2007-10-07 20:06:41
    Joey thinks I lied to him by mysterious gurl2007-10-07 20:10:07
      Next time you talk to him - don't apologize if you by DrDeisel2007-10-07 20:36:34
Almost finished my F6F wildcat Guillows model by joecrouse2007-10-07 20:03:42
  Nice. :) (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-07 20:34:55
  What scale? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 20:34:19
Five AM - Time to let the cat in by Hieraco2007-10-07 19:56:48
  Time to get up. Rise and shine! :) (n/t) by cuboci2007-10-07 20:09:36
Weird... by MrTrick2007-10-07 19:17:05
  Data, DaVinci and my uncle George can. ;-) (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 19:23:34
    I can... by MrTrick2007-10-07 20:54:11
That was a suitable inauguration for my new cast by Phoon2007-10-07 18:44:01
  Remember to season it. by taitano2007-10-07 20:44:26
    I used the Alton Brown method. by Phoon2007-10-07 20:47:35
      Hmmmm. I must've missed that ep. I'll have to try by taitano2007-10-07 20:51:38
        Bacon is good. by Phoon2007-10-07 20:59:57
          Catch F.A. R.R.? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 21:30:14
            Er, what now? (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-07 21:35:22
              Feasting on Asphalt, the River Run.;-) (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 21:53:33
  Love cast iron by tallastro2007-10-07 19:05:07
Thank $Diety that's over! I had something dreadful by SouthpawPL2007-10-07 18:36:54
  Aww....Conga rats say HI! (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-07 20:05:27
  happy belated bday man! :) by Garrinka2007-10-07 18:43:27
    Cheers, luv!! Thanks! by SouthpawPL2007-10-07 18:56:28
  more like 1/2... by themadkansan2007-10-07 18:38:47
    Or he's frittered away 15 or 30 years by toysbfun2007-10-07 18:55:54
    Speak for yerself, short-timer!!! by SouthpawPL2007-10-07 18:54:53
      *starts singing 'Who wants to live forever'* (n/t) by cuboci2007-10-07 20:21:33
      Same here; I'm shooting for 200+. ;-D by taitano2007-10-07 19:06:00
        "Millions long for immortality by josie_beller2007-10-07 20:45:30
      May live forever... by themadkansan2007-10-07 19:04:23
        I thought yours was already degrading? by AlanTwo2007-10-07 19:12:07
          I'd've been surprised if you had. by themadkansan2007-10-07 19:37:10
    ::checks your math:: by Dougal_MacLeod2007-10-07 18:47:17
      Yea, kinda what I was figuring. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-07 18:50:33
*hides from Garrinka* (n/t) by Woodburn2007-10-07 18:32:20
  Why? by themadkansan2007-10-07 18:36:33
    *smacks tmk with dressage whip of thwappage* ;) by Garrinka2007-10-07 18:42:04
      Can't reach =me=, either. by themadkansan2007-10-07 18:43:31
        *that's what ya think ;) * by Garrinka2007-10-07 18:45:06
          Virtually, yes; physically, no. by themadkansan2007-10-07 18:47:08
        No, but *I* can. by AlanTwo2007-10-07 18:44:38
          Provided you can =find= me. by themadkansan2007-10-07 18:46:09
            Rumor has it you're hard to miss. by AlanTwo2007-10-07 18:49:11
              Bwaha! by themadkansan2007-10-07 18:53:21
                Mmm-hmm. by AlanTwo2007-10-07 18:58:32
                  Nar, you got it all wrong as usual. by themadkansan2007-10-07 19:03:15
                    In that case, they'll like being the main course. by AlanTwo2007-10-07 19:10:54
                      you just have to catch them barehanded and then... by ihavebigpiranha2007-10-07 20:18:13
                      You persist in misunderstanding. by themadkansan2007-10-07 19:41:46
                        Oh, so your tongue is the fish bait! by AlanTwo2007-10-07 20:09:20
                          Nope. by themadkansan2007-10-07 20:10:50
                            Don't need to. by AlanTwo2007-10-07 20:16:02
                              Only 2? by themadkansan2007-10-07 20:20:29
                                Ah. by AlanTwo2007-10-07 20:25:26
                                Nar, cigarette smoke, more like. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-07 20:33:53
                                Gross. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-07 20:38:45
A little help please ? by Rogue19712007-10-07 18:23:11
  Looks like Viggo Mortensen. by themadkansan2007-10-07 18:25:19
    I know its not LOTR, I checked all the IMDB pics ( (n/t) by Rogue19712007-10-07 18:29:11
      The horses had bigger face armor anyway (n/t) by Rogue19712007-10-07 18:34:05
      Might not be an IMDB photo. by themadkansan2007-10-07 18:33:23
  Tom Cruise, "Last Samurai"? by shadowsystems2007-10-07 18:24:44
    He had dark hair in the movie (n/t) by Rogue19712007-10-07 18:31:07
      That is dark hair. by Arivia2007-10-07 18:38:28
    Where you been all day? by themadkansan2007-10-07 18:26:42
      Depressed, sitting in bed. by shadowsystems2007-10-07 18:34:40
        ohhh sweetie... you gonna be okay? by Garrinka2007-10-07 18:40:17
        Blech. by themadkansan2007-10-07 18:37:15
          Exactly... by shadowsystems2007-10-07 18:39:36
            Aight, if that's your bent... by themadkansan2007-10-07 18:41:22
PSA: How *not* to learn to code by toysbfun2007-10-07 18:23:04
/me is fuming by fitzso2007-10-07 17:58:38
Any current Halo 3 + xbox live players? by maximumbob2007-10-07 17:52:39
  Consoles. Feh. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-07 17:54:05
    Don't get me wrong - I love keyboard and mouse, by maximumbob2007-10-07 19:33:40
      Feh. by themadkansan2007-10-07 19:44:49
    You're just jealous about my DE-9 Adapter :P (n/t) by Myke2007-10-07 18:04:55
      Is that some kind of console-ation? (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-07 18:11:11
      Nar, got 2 of those. by themadkansan2007-10-07 18:08:25
Wanted to thank everyone for coming :) by Garrinka2007-10-07 17:42:52
  You're welcome. Enjoy the pumpkin by Silverfire2007-10-07 20:10:46
  Finally back. by Silverfire2007-10-07 20:08:18
  Yep, got back safe... by esbita2007-10-07 18:50:03
    good to hear that you got back safe :) by Garrinka2007-10-07 18:58:58
Retiqlum is torqued right now. by RetiQlum22007-10-07 17:06:55
  But all I wrote was "Khaaaaaaan! Not!" :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-07 18:02:12
  ??? by oot2007-10-07 17:39:23
  Being pissed off is only marginally better than by veran2007-10-07 17:15:07
    I think you mean "on"? by kahuana2007-10-07 18:03:43
      Never let them get that close... (n/t) by veran2007-10-07 19:12:05
  ardu? by unjust2007-10-07 17:08:37
Um, why is Yoda training a Sith? by Snate2007-10-07 16:55:39
  That would be bill clinton by joecrouse2007-10-07 17:49:05
    Would that make Karl Rove the master Sith? by Phoon2007-10-07 18:34:47
      He likes to play up being a Texan doesn't he? by Illiad2007-10-07 21:12:22
        Heck, I'm more of a Southerner than he is. by Phoon2007-10-07 21:22:10
      Fridgid heck by joecrouse2007-10-07 18:53:28
        Please don't by Stuka2007-10-07 19:31:51
          Libertarians ARNT IN the presidential primaries by joecrouse2007-10-07 20:06:16
Apocalyptica feat. Leningrad Cowboys by Qcumber-some2007-10-07 16:52:04
As promised by imrambi2007-10-07 16:40:10
  I don't have a television, per se. by RoraJoey2007-10-07 17:35:44
  I got no idea how old mine is. by veran2007-10-07 17:13:03
  Here's mine. I win. A lot. by HaX80r2007-10-07 17:06:29
    *that* is your main TV??? by kahuana2007-10-07 18:15:47
  You could donate it to a museum. by veran2007-10-07 17:00:44
  my current one is about by unjust2007-10-07 16:57:12
  Yeah, I've got you beat. Let me get a pic. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-07 16:51:10
I think this is the most horrible curse I've ever by ChuckAB2007-10-07 16:38:16
  He always did have a way with words. by staticsan2007-10-07 17:28:30
  Saw this in the paper today. Gotta remember that. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-07 16:41:42
Boomies? by themadkansan2007-10-07 16:33:34
  Got 3 need a fourth... (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-07 16:58:59
Kinda gives new meaning to the word "copkiller"... by veran2007-10-07 16:16:55
SOTwhycan'tisleepM by PsychoI3oy2007-10-07 15:50:18
Why not to drink warm tap water? by oot2007-10-07 15:38:19
  My guess by UGuardian2007-10-07 17:02:03
  I was told that it causes the runs. by Phoon2007-10-07 16:33:51
  Not so good idea in England. by vetitice2007-10-07 16:33:48
  My guess, is that is what they were told by nightmonger2007-10-07 16:24:29
  It depends on the heating method by PeKaJe2007-10-07 16:02:09
  Legionnaire's disease breeds in warm water. by Jeff_UK2007-10-07 15:49:27
  cold water from the faucet/tap in your kitchen by wibble2007-10-07 15:45:55
  According to Everything2 by MadJo2007-10-07 15:43:37
    Boiling negates any bacteria. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-07 15:47:49
      if your hot water cylinder is boiling water it by Astro-g2007-10-07 15:52:08
        I've been told 140F (60C). by Phoon2007-10-07 16:42:42
        Majos link specificaly by joecrouse2007-10-07 16:09:45
        <45c for most dangerous bacteria to multiply (n/t) by Jeff_UK2007-10-07 15:54:35
          *55 (n/t) by Jeff_UK2007-10-07 15:54:57
      Hot tap water isn't necessarily boiled. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2007-10-07 15:51:26
  any and all tap water is filtered the same by joecrouse2007-10-07 15:42:42
    some places seperate bulk water and drinking water by Astro-g2007-10-07 16:01:16
      and most good water heaters have glass by joecrouse2007-10-07 16:11:41
  My guess would be the deposits in the water heater by PsychoI3oy2007-10-07 15:40:21
    Hmm... deposits of what? by oot2007-10-07 15:44:34
      Too much iron has been linked to diabetes by altordwm2007-10-07 15:56:25
      if it's not perfectly sealed... deposits of by Jeff_UK2007-10-07 15:52:24
        Older systems are often fed by a cold water header by Didactylos2007-10-07 15:58:43
          the one at my parents house is open topped by Astro-g2007-10-07 16:02:57
    Warm water also dissolves more metals. by kahuana2007-10-07 15:42:08
      Even if it did, so what? by vvpete2007-10-07 15:57:17
Is it too much to ask for my PC to play nice? by undrcvrparothed2007-10-07 15:08:15
  sorry to hear that hon :( by Garrinka2007-10-07 17:56:55
  are you sure the motherboard standoffs by Astro-g2007-10-07 15:39:16
    Yep, 6 holes, 6 standoffs. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-07 15:45:36
      you could try those silly rubber washers by Astro-g2007-10-07 16:10:37
  Maybe re-seat the RAM and CPU? (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-07 15:37:19
    Will try that as well. Thanks. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-07 15:46:03
      I RMO, ahd the same prob, did that, worked. by taitano2007-10-07 18:58:38
  My first guess: by RetiQlum22007-10-07 15:31:32
    Probably the grounding band. by undrcvrparothed2007-10-07 15:45:10
  Clear BIOS on board, try one more time? by themadkansan2007-10-07 15:19:09
    Have tried clearing BIOS. by undrcvrparothed2007-10-07 15:28:04
      if it doesn't work after that... by themadkansan2007-10-07 15:31:21
        They're just pinin' for the fjords. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-10-07 15:45:51
          Should I try nails instead of screws? by undrcvrparothed2007-10-07 15:46:42
            Yeah, make a new hole too. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 19:22:21
  oops... by wibble2007-10-07 15:13:47
    Not again :( (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-07 15:28:22
  Didn't the new case come with drivers? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 15:10:36
    Nope, no drivers. by undrcvrparothed2007-10-07 15:12:59
      I nad a generic MB that reqired I install by taitano2007-10-07 19:18:30
Code gurus by dennismv2007-10-07 14:45:36
  As long as do_operation_x() is a function call by Phoon2007-10-07 16:38:54
  That's a good approach, as by sgrunt2007-10-07 15:31:08
  Not really by hobbs2007-10-07 15:13:07
    Note: 'first' is not initialized by vdp2007-10-07 15:23:56
      I meant for that to land in bss ;) by hobbs2007-10-07 15:31:33
    could be done with a boolean. by wibble2007-10-07 15:22:07
    Or for the obfu... by hobbs2007-10-07 15:16:36
      Except that one breaks the order of calls. by kahuana2007-10-07 15:27:43
        Ah yes. No program is complete without a "goto":) (n/t) by run.dll2007-10-07 15:33:12
          Hey. Goto's are like guns. by kahuana2007-10-07 15:39:03
  I ain't no guru, but that looks better than an by Esteis2007-10-07 14:51:27
Do they still sell LCD panels for overhead by Phoon2007-10-07 14:08:30
  Or, by taitano2007-10-07 14:19:48
  Here ya go. still cheaper to gut used lcd monitor. by taitano2007-10-07 14:16:07
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-10-07 21:01:10
  Mod'd: Those fig leaves look like d4s (n/t) by Tyop2007-10-07 21:02:05
  ID9k by Esteis2007-10-07 14:48:49
  Sorry to point this out, but can we get a MOD in h by Klaranth2007-10-07 14:34:34
    Argh, and I checked so carefully for everything by Esteis2007-10-07 14:47:05
      Not to mention the names ,,,, by Klaranth2007-10-07 15:00:33
        no?! really!? by MadJo2007-10-07 15:39:20
          Now breaks my wooden shoe! by Esteis2007-10-07 15:58:57
    Umm, I don't think that's what those are. I think by taitano2007-10-07 14:39:43
      Ok, Never mind. You're right. I just saw their by taitano2007-10-07 14:41:47
        I KNOW the cartoonists. by Klaranth2007-10-07 14:45:09
          Still funny, though. ;-D (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 15:07:55
            They ARE funny. They got some interesting by Klaranth2007-10-07 22:18:20
  ROTFLMAO... too true... too true. :-D (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 14:02:45
ATTN: Garrinka by whoami2007-10-07 13:37:01
  sorry to hear man :( by Garrinka2007-10-07 18:23:23
  It's hard to step away when there's by Esteis2007-10-07 14:02:16
    Thanks. (n/t) by whoami2007-10-07 15:27:24
ATTN: AlanTwo by hadji2007-10-07 13:29:33
  Yes, I'm still here. by AlanTwo2007-10-07 13:57:08
Which is better, Blueray, or HDDVD? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 13:14:16
  HDDVD is supported by pr0n companies. by UmbralRaptor2007-10-07 14:52:28
    dual format players are very expensive right now by Freakazoid2007-10-07 16:47:53
    So is Blu-Ray. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-10-07 15:08:06
  I'd say Blu-Ray is *technically* superior, by toysbfun2007-10-07 13:24:04
    Indeed. by MadJo2007-10-07 13:40:11
      DRM Is a bug, One Dizney movie we had wouldn't by taitano2007-10-07 13:46:17
        So the next time we visited I just brought my DVD by taitano2007-10-07 13:48:05
          That's arguably illegal. by toysbfun2007-10-07 13:53:27
            Huh... That explains why our new DVD player by taitano2007-10-07 14:00:46
  neither by MadJo2007-10-07 13:22:34
    my advise would be by MadJo2007-10-07 15:47:28
      Digital distribution of HD content?? by toysbfun2007-10-07 16:02:18
        depends on the encoding used by Freakazoid2007-10-07 16:50:12
        50gigabytes / 8 megabits/second = 14.2222 hours (n (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-10-07 16:06:02
          Fat chance getting 8Mbps anywhere though. by themadkansan2007-10-07 16:14:21
            'twas kinda my point. by PsychoI3oy2007-10-07 16:18:11
              I get 32 of available 54mb/s; 9hr download. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 19:30:32
    So instead you see upscaled blocking and ringing by hobbs2007-10-07 13:59:25
      hey, you are asking the wrong guy :) by MadJo2007-10-07 15:30:58
  Whichever one finally conquers. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-07 13:18:38
  Yes. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-07 13:17:56
    No. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-10-07 13:18:19
      Yes. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-07 13:18:51
        Mu. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-07 13:19:22
*Stabs iWeb* by dodrian2007-10-07 12:54:43
  What is this they've done to you, Don Driani? by taitano2007-10-07 13:08:39
    I'll have someone tave a severed monitor in their by taitano2007-10-07 13:10:07
      :-D (n/t) by dodrian2007-10-07 13:21:45
  Out of curiosity, iWeb or iWeb 2? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-10-07 13:06:17
    iWeb. I plan on upgrading when Leopard comes out. by dodrian2007-10-07 13:21:29
      Alas, dear squire... 'Twll likely be both. {:-( (n (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 13:27:58
Remember, if you have to burn paper, make sure you by Bellator2007-10-07 12:48:11
  probabaly mating with my WoW dvd :) by Garrinka2007-10-07 18:28:20
    Ach. by Dougal_MacLeod2007-10-07 18:29:51
      no, no,no .. those are the babies ;) by Garrinka2007-10-07 18:30:59
        ::headscratch:: by Dougal_MacLeod2007-10-07 18:34:03
          only if they gain too much info.. ie weight ;) by Garrinka2007-10-07 18:36:43
            ::muse:: by Dougal_MacLeod2007-10-07 18:41:18
          Ach. Rambled. by Dougal_MacLeod2007-10-07 18:35:54
  In your pocket, of course. by Dougal_MacLeod2007-10-07 18:27:05
  I'd hide in the coffee holder. (n/t) by run.dll2007-10-07 15:46:43
  you loaned the dvd out to a friend? by MadJo2007-10-07 13:38:02
    Not likely... by Bellator2007-10-07 13:44:41
      RIAA came into your house and took it! by taitano2007-10-07 13:50:15
        If they did, the MPAA will kick their a3. ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-07 15:47:00
        And they left the other stuff? by Bellator2007-10-07 13:54:03
          They don't "own" the other stuff. X-D by taitano2007-10-07 14:07:29
            They do own some of the other stuff by Bellator2007-10-07 14:09:16
              Well, you're not gonna find it sitting on the by taitano2007-10-07 14:12:02
  I've lit paper on fire using water. }:-D (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 13:18:51
    You do it in the middle of the night, indoors, and by Bellator2007-10-07 13:46:17
      I did... The water was lense shaped ice under a by taitano2007-10-07 13:57:17
  Do you have kids? If so, then t'll be exactly were by taitano2007-10-07 13:16:50
    No kids by Bellator2007-10-07 13:30:20
      Then it'll be right where you put it, thus harder by taitano2007-10-07 13:32:18
        I know... by Bellator2007-10-07 13:40:16
  Under a pile of burning paper? :-) by kahuana2007-10-07 13:08:34
    No, yes and yes. (n/t) by Bellator2007-10-07 13:29:17
  It's behind the ketchup. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-10-07 13:01:19
    No, not there either (n/t) by Bellator2007-10-07 13:24:55
  In the last place you'd look. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 12:53:47
    Not if you keep looking... (n/t) by Bellator2007-10-07 12:54:37
      "I found it!" <keeps looking> "what are you lookin by taitano2007-10-07 13:05:14
Darn - there goes ten hours. by sgrunt2007-10-07 12:20:06
  I have the same hobby. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-07 12:31:47
  ... You're going to have RSI. (n/t) by Myke2007-10-07 12:30:39
if you are ever arrested for something by dennismv2007-10-07 12:16:22
  What brought this up? by RetiQlum22007-10-07 15:35:42
    it's been up before for me by dennismv2007-10-07 22:03:07
  Worked for Tom Delay, didn't it? (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-07 13:14:07
    worked for Bill Gates too ... (n/t) by dennismv2007-10-07 14:47:47
    So THAT'S how celebrities do it!!! ;-D (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 13:35:07
For a *real* contact sport: Argentina v Scotland by Esteis2007-10-07 11:47:27
  I'm just anoyed the All Blacks are out 'early' by Astro-g2007-10-07 16:14:48
  That was an intense game. by Jeff_UK2007-10-07 13:42:43
    Mine, too. Whew! by Esteis2007-10-07 13:49:41
      If they're lucky... by Jeff_UK2007-10-07 13:55:43
        This is obviously some strange meaning of the word by Esteis2007-10-07 14:22:01
          I'd like to see Argentina/England in the final :) by Jeff_UK2007-10-07 15:05:02
            I just wish I could *see* the games by Stuka2007-10-07 17:47:23
              I've seen one live game... England vs South Africa by Jeff_UK2007-10-07 23:25:30
  Try being tackled by a 250-lb linebacker. by AlanTwo2007-10-07 11:52:36
    Oh, I don't doubt you have big guys who tackle by Esteis2007-10-07 13:52:07
      Yea there is its when by joecrouse2007-10-07 18:25:18
    More like 350lbs... (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2007-10-07 12:54:56
  Nar. Chile vs. Toronto Police! ;-) by kahuana2007-10-07 11:51:28
    who won there? (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-07 12:34:47
      Toronto. (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-07 12:36:45
        that was not fair by joresgump2007-10-07 12:39:15
          When you punch a woman in T.O., expect to be tazed (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-07 13:06:58
            but, but... by joresgump2007-10-07 17:11:21
What if... by Corvus_One2007-10-07 11:41:02
  Then that person ..... by aix tom2007-10-07 12:57:17
  *whispers* by joresgump2007-10-07 12:41:44
  Then someone needs to see a shrink. by JPaganel2007-10-07 11:48:46
    But what harm can it do? by huitzilopochtli2007-10-07 12:28:38
  I think therefore something is. (n/t) by Woodburn2007-10-07 11:45:23
Back away from the computer, and nobody will get by siibr2007-10-07 11:29:58
  *stands up from chair* by Woodburn2007-10-07 11:39:42
w00t! by skippy-ish_guy2007-10-07 11:16:58
  Splendid ! Now get the maps as well, by Klaranth2007-10-07 11:33:46
NFL Week 5 Thread by Woodburn2007-10-07 11:08:17
  Better not let Garrinka hear GB over Chicago. by AlanTwo2007-10-07 11:25:15
    it not my fault the stinky cheese heads have been by Woodburn2007-10-07 11:36:09
      Your funeral. by AlanTwo2007-10-07 11:40:16
        ATTN: Garrinka by Woodburn2007-10-07 11:44:04
          You *hope* she doesn't see it. by AlanTwo2007-10-07 11:47:03
  Latest scores available on NFL.com by AlanTwo2007-10-07 11:23:21
  I also like to know why my local fox station has by Woodburn2007-10-07 11:15:28
    Which New York team? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-07 11:24:11
      The one from New Jersy. (n/t) by Woodburn2007-10-07 11:37:07
        Jets up 17-7 at the half. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-07 11:39:15
          24-14 now.. Jets returned a kick off for a TD (n/t by Woodburn2007-10-07 11:55:54
          gerr.. I wish I could see the game.. Go Giants. by Woodburn2007-10-07 11:42:17
            *nod* by AlanTwo2007-10-07 11:45:05
              Are you at least able to see $regional_game you by Woodburn2007-10-07 11:50:16
What's for dinner? by dodrian2007-10-07 11:02:37
  Whole-grain rye bread with tomatoes and onions. by leonidus2007-10-07 13:09:35
  today was shopping by Nightwind2007-10-07 12:11:12
  some variation of Spaghetti Bolognaise by ideur2007-10-07 11:49:54
adjusting read/write permissions of a by joecrouse2007-10-07 10:11:58
  man mount by Stuka2007-10-07 10:47:27
    Also depends on the FS. by bwkaz2007-10-07 11:42:51
      not a stick hard drive by joecrouse2007-10-07 15:46:00
        But still USB, right? Or at least some kind of ho by bwkaz2007-10-07 18:20:59
help? gas bbq: rotisserie: infrared back burner by silverwyvern2007-10-07 09:30:07
  More confusion.... by silverwyvern2007-10-07 09:40:15
ATTN: DrDeisel by HaX80r2007-10-07 08:22:29
  Thanks - I'll bookmark the site and if I ever by DrDeisel2007-10-07 08:55:32
Most unfortunate ommitance of a comma. by huitzilopochtli2007-10-07 08:22:24
  The classic Simpson's example by Concept2007-10-07 10:26:04
  And then of course, there's the old standby: by DrDeisel2007-10-07 09:28:09
  You hope that was an ommitance ... (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-07 09:23:00
  Punctuation = "Goooooooooood" by Twitchh2007-10-07 09:07:41
  An instance showing that capitalization is good: by CynicalRyan2007-10-07 08:40:02
    Still reads bad. by shadowboy8132007-10-07 12:16:39
One guy cooking for four women :-) by josie_beller2007-10-07 07:49:04
  You're watching Three's Company? (n/t) by JPaganel2007-10-07 09:17:08
    No, not really. by AlanTwo2007-10-07 09:27:36
      Don't think I ever have... by JPaganel2007-10-07 11:24:23
        *facepalm* by AlanTwo2007-10-07 11:26:54
  Poor guy... (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-07 08:05:57
    Um, krikkert? by AlanTwo2007-10-07 09:28:32
    Alan says he's not complaining ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-07 08:10:55
  Whose is cooking? Hadji or AlanTwo? by Klaranth2007-10-07 07:57:08
    AlanTwo made eggs, frenchtoast, by Garrinka2007-10-07 08:04:42
  You had a sleepover? Cool. by Esteis2007-10-07 07:54:35
    Hey, I asked her how to spell it, that's what she by josie_beller2007-10-07 22:04:50
    "How do you like your eggs?" "Unfertilized." (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-07 17:07:07
    yes they mispelled it :) still hungover :) by Garrinka2007-10-07 08:08:44
      Niice. Enjoy your afterglow, all. (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-07 08:10:42
        It's not Friday. by AlanTwo2007-10-07 09:31:21
        It's that bright, blinding light in the big by Garrinka2007-10-07 08:13:26
How long have they been broadcasting Doctor Who by Tyop2007-10-07 06:12:13
  the timeline has been altered. by wibble2007-10-07 07:06:35
    *checks 'puters specs* by Tyop2007-10-07 07:21:56
      that's why I was kind enough to offer you the by wibble2007-10-07 07:25:37
        That's not kindness. by themadkansan2007-10-07 07:26:43
    DALEK!!!! by SoylentGreen2007-10-07 07:16:50
      EX-TER-MI-NATE!!! (n/t) by tozzi2007-10-07 09:31:02
        PRO-CRAS-TI-NATE! (n/t) by pas512007-10-07 09:33:40
        *hands you some steel wool* by subbywan2007-10-07 09:33:34
          *hands out flyers* by CynicalRyan2007-10-07 09:40:08
            *sets up a spittoon* by kahuana2007-10-07 11:40:05
              DE-FE-NES-TRATE! by JPaganel2007-10-07 12:23:35
                *makes everything worse* by Allandaros2007-10-07 13:23:58
      idgi (n/t) by confused.brit2007-10-07 07:58:16
        you're a brit by MadJo2007-10-07 12:12:52
        IIRC, a canonical advesary of the Doctor. (n/t) by Tyop2007-10-07 08:04:31
  You are a Moderator. by Klaranth2007-10-07 06:54:24
    *Bookmarks* (n/t) by Tyop2007-10-07 07:03:14
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-10-07 06:04:24
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-10-07 05:42:23
  Graphs Updated by geopsychic2007-10-07 15:34:59
Official IDGI thread by Eboreg2007-10-07 05:33:57
  KHAAAAAAAANNN!!! by bwkaz2007-10-07 05:41:30
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-10-07 05:30:05
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-10-07 04:00:03
Tonight's adventure was me making the party quest by hadji2007-10-07 03:22:25
  *applause* by AlanTwo2007-10-07 11:30:37
  Oh, and I also made her sing. by hadji2007-10-07 03:23:30
    Oh, and josie and AlanTwo are quite good as well. by hadji2007-10-07 03:24:07
      Oh, and pseudo-goodnight. by hadji2007-10-07 03:24:52
jps_asu stated yesterday that B&N is evil. by Klaranth2007-10-07 02:40:15
  IIRC, by krikkert2007-10-07 03:48:37
    Eh, closer to a duopoly here. by Phoon2007-10-07 03:53:33
      Since Americans arent such bookreaders by Klaranth2007-10-07 04:51:39
        True, for the most part. by Phoon2007-10-07 04:52:41
          I said mainstream. by Klaranth2007-10-07 06:55:30
            Point made. by Phoon2007-10-07 07:16:33
              You're in FL, right. :) by Klaranth2007-10-07 07:44:22
Khaaaaaaaaaaan! by RetiQlum22007-10-07 01:47:11
  Khaaaaaaaaaaan! Not! :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-07 09:06:38
  you never did answer my question yesterday (n/t) by Nightwind2007-10-07 01:54:39
    OK, I'll go gigging for it. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-10-07 01:58:32
      Sorry, dude, can't find it. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-10-07 02:13:04
        I asked what you did to peeve her off (n/t) by Nightwind2007-10-07 02:22:51
          Was it "call her at 3AM?" by voxwoman2007-10-07 05:56:31
          B5 slaps Nightwind! by RetiQlum22007-10-07 02:31:53
            Dont wanna get banned here, so : Ret : by Klaranth2007-10-07 04:58:03
            *laughs* by Nightwind2007-10-07 02:37:11
  I did it 10 min ago, but by oedlan2007-10-07 01:48:53
    I never said that... by RetiQlum22007-10-07 02:04:34
      Now that I like! (n/t) by oedlan2007-10-07 02:13:15
Nigeria suspicious of Bill Gate's economic status by oedlan2007-10-07 01:36:29
  Nah, just an excuse to screw with him. :-P I know by taitano2007-10-07 13:42:33
*yawn* 'nite folks. It's 0130. I'm goin... bed... by taitano2007-10-07 01:29:48
Comment Board Trivia by count_02007-10-07 01:26:30
  It started with a long distance collaboration by gundam_rx78nt12007-10-07 21:23:04
Kitty: 2 - NemoHac and fitzso: 0 by fitzso2007-10-07 01:22:40
  Good way to short-circuit that behavior: by themadkansan2007-10-07 07:29:55
    Ah yes by fitzso2007-10-07 14:02:46
      My cat dislikes it, too. by staticsan2007-10-07 17:49:08
  What? no video? :-D by Hieraco2007-10-07 07:10:57
  Go kitty ! by Klaranth2007-10-07 02:52:57
Dad called a while ago, complaining about having by Phoon2007-10-07 01:07:07
  Could it be his way of saying he misses you? by Danu2007-10-07 03:48:52
    His nasty bastidge abusvie way, perhaps by voxwoman2007-10-07 05:52:12
      Ahh parental units by confused.brit2007-10-07 08:03:06
        Tell me about it. *shoots Klaranth* by krikkert2007-10-07 08:06:56
  Ask him if he know what a freezer is... by lab rat2007-10-07 01:45:34
    The meat was originally in the freezer. by Phoon2007-10-07 01:48:51
      He should have cooked it as he wanted it by lab rat2007-10-07 01:53:57
      Remind him of that fact! by ideur2007-10-07 01:51:45
        great minds..... (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-07 01:54:34
          Since when have you had a great mind? by RetiQlum22007-10-07 02:15:05
            Always. Be nice. Don't forget about my by lab rat2007-10-07 02:21:39
              Revealing relevant revelations, really! by rhinobird2007-10-07 03:24:29
                Dun dun DUNNNNNNN.... (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-07 03:25:29
              She keeps it in a jar on a shelf. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-07 02:32:54
                IDGI...WTF? (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-07 02:59:13
                  You have a great mind. It's in a jar on the shelf. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-07 03:24:43
          A stopped clock is right twice a day. :-P (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-07 01:59:32
            I am not now nor have I ever been a by lab rat2007-10-07 02:14:28
              Odd. by RetiQlum22007-10-07 02:23:28
                Batty? by rhinobird2007-10-07 02:29:24
                That's just not nice or true. by lab rat2007-10-07 02:29:08
  Mess with his head by amp_man2007-10-07 01:19:29
    Hire a made while both of you're out, then tell by taitano2007-10-07 01:26:09
    I try not to talk to him whenever possible. by Phoon2007-10-07 01:21:43
      amp man has a point, though by fitzso2007-10-07 01:26:54
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-10-07 01:00:02
OUT is starting over. :-D by taitano2007-10-07 00:56:50
When the DM pulls out the Monster Manual and says by josie_beller2007-10-07 00:21:15
  I had fun in quite a different way once. by staticsan2007-10-07 17:55:45
  <-- unofficial cat herder by AlanTwo2007-10-07 09:34:55
  Our GM was a bit disappointed by his Banshee by Qcumber-some2007-10-07 09:15:19
    WTF? Banshee's never use physical by Havoc2007-10-07 09:29:04
      The DM is always right. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-07 09:41:33
      She screamed. by Qcumber-some2007-10-07 09:36:25
        Ah by the way, it would be a bit harder if we die. by Qcumber-some2007-10-07 09:39:35
          DM was being kind by Nightwind2007-10-07 10:48:23
  I am disturbing my GM. by TheGM2007-10-07 08:39:35
  Our DM's fear inducer from last wk by Stibbons2007-10-07 05:42:38
  Even more scary... by BrainBug2007-10-07 05:25:11
    I just smile. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-07 05:56:59
  hadji still has room for two more icons on his by josie_beller2007-10-07 00:45:53
  Garrinka can has present? by josie_beller2007-10-07 00:42:05
    Garrinka can has many presents by AlanTwo2007-10-07 09:35:57
    She can, she can! (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-07 00:43:53
  Hiding is the correct response. by Bertram2007-10-07 00:37:57
  means damage reduction or by Nightwind2007-10-07 00:36:30
    We're only 3rd level. (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-07 00:43:18
      3rd? by Nightwind2007-10-07 01:49:22
        My favoute DM was extremely evil by Eternal_Newbie2007-10-07 04:25:39
          I once cast a fireball in kobold tunnels by Havoc2007-10-07 15:42:54
I'm still getting the Ad (ATTN Smiling man) by Nightwind2007-10-07 00:12:46
  Will forward to SM. by Illiad2007-10-07 00:45:53
Translations by Nea2007-10-07 00:01:01
  German / Deutsch by tikurion2007-10-07 01:33:07
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-10-07 00:00:04
  The great prophet Zarquon. (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-07 15:35:27
    Didn't you know? He was here twenty minutes ago. by SouthpawPL2007-10-07 18:28:55
  Fine! I'm going, I'm going! Sheesh!;) (n/t) by taitano2007-10-07 14:23:52
  the return of my sanity by MadJo2007-10-07 13:34:25
    Ditto. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-07 14:23:50
  Tuesday by PeKaJe2007-10-07 11:54:11
  Business profits by sstacks2007-10-07 11:49:41
  For a comet to fall from the sky. by JPaganel2007-10-07 11:28:21
  The punchline. (n/t) by siibr2007-10-07 11:24:50
  Change. by AlanTwo2007-10-07 10:18:26
    "Changes aren't inevitable, but change is." by josie_beller2007-10-07 22:00:10
    Sorry, I only have twenties. (n/t) by siibr2007-10-07 11:31:22
  Red Dwarf IX by Derek2007-10-07 08:43:45
    He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, by pas512007-10-07 09:02:56
      Of all the Dwarf quotes... by Derek2007-10-07 09:06:13
  A Sign! (n/t) by pas512007-10-07 08:25:26
    *puts up sign* (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-07 08:26:42
      "No entry to unauthorized personnel"? by pas512007-10-07 08:57:36
        ...That's for you to puzzle out. by themadkansan2007-10-07 09:08:08
          If I can enter, I must be authorized. by pas512007-10-07 09:18:29
  "Red Dawn" situation. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-07 08:17:12
    Why? by esbita2007-10-07 09:14:53
      Because it might actually get some motivation by joecrouse2007-10-07 10:02:40
        Naaah most of them are sheep. by esbita2007-10-07 10:12:00
          Yep, and that reason is that many of the people by sstacks2007-10-07 11:46:57
            Oh? Look at what Moses dealt with. by esbita2007-10-07 16:03:38
  But i still havent found what im looking for.... ( (n/t) by confused.brit2007-10-07 08:07:49
  Godot. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-07 07:32:29
  inspiration. (n/t) by zeitnot2007-10-07 07:31:41
  Someone to finally take notice... (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-07 07:13:44
  That cheque. In the Mail, apparently (n/t) by voxwoman2007-10-07 05:58:50
  Lady Luck by sloth_guy2007-10-07 03:35:39
  Retirement - by oldphart2007-10-07 03:01:55
  this day to be over by thetree2007-10-07 02:51:55
  A better-paying job by fitzso2007-10-07 02:04:36
  Futurama by oedlan2007-10-07 01:39:23
  To pick up my wife by Spisefisken2007-10-07 01:37:58
  My health insurance to kick in. by Phoon2007-10-07 01:18:01
  opportunity to knock again by amp_man2007-10-07 01:15:11
  I'm not waiting on a Lady, by jensm2007-10-07 00:33:50
    Great song. THE ROLLING STONES DONTCHA KNOW! (n/t by joecrouse2007-10-07 10:01:21
      yes I know it's a Stones song by jensm2007-10-07 12:18:52
  Motivation. And dinner. (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-10-07 00:05:34
    Motivation. And lunch. Sigh. (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-07 04:57:46
  US$100'000'000.00 by ideur2007-10-07 00:02:13
    How much is that in real money? (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-07 00:44:58
      Enough to live without the need to work. by ideur2007-10-07 00:55:45
        You MIGHT be able to scrape by with less by oldphart2007-10-07 03:16:16
    Take it in Canadian dollars. Worth more. :) (n/t) by bimkins2007-10-07 00:18:44
    Will you take a check? (n/t) by merfax2007-10-07 00:04:43
      NO! by ideur2007-10-07 00:07:30
        How about an Ampersand? (n/t) by merfax2007-10-07 00:36:06
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-10-07 00:00:01
  SnackBoyburiedSenseiupupandaway by ideur2007-10-07 00:01:14

 

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