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Cartoon for Oct 06, 2007
Strip for Oct 06, 2007
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Once Upon a Time... by taitano2007-10-06 23:49:53
  Part I by taitano2007-10-06 23:59:09
Chuckle at my lack of knowledge after you help me by Dire_Lobo2007-10-06 23:39:53
And always use GOTO by dennismv2007-10-06 22:03:20
  Please tell me that you are joking. by RetiQlum22007-10-07 01:40:22
    What can your heart candle? (n/t) by ihope1272007-10-09 16:10:48
    yep I was by dennismv2007-10-07 15:03:30
  Perl can handle that, right? (n/t) by UmbralRaptor2007-10-06 22:09:50
    Perl can handle ... anything ! by dennismv2007-10-06 22:53:02
  Bah! Who needs to initialize variables? by SnArL2007-10-06 22:06:45
    here's another gem by dennismv2007-10-06 22:52:05
      How about this? by Eboreg2007-10-07 05:43:08
        hmm remind me of Java syntax by dennismv2007-10-07 15:07:08
      Nice, I've seen *that* one before. by archnerd2007-10-06 23:52:54
        wow pretty cool by dennismv2007-10-07 15:05:59
      *blink blink* riiiight by Freakazoid2007-10-06 22:59:24
        yes, C++ (n/t) by dennismv2007-10-07 15:04:09
Stupid phone...WHY WHY WHY??? by mysterious gurl2007-10-06 22:03:00
*turns in metalhead card and hangs head in shame* by SnArL2007-10-06 21:59:37
  Glad you guys didn't inspect the contents of my by Phoon2007-10-06 23:23:23
    Other artists: by Phoon2007-10-06 23:39:00
      My pretty exhaustive list: by Dire_Lobo2007-10-06 23:42:49
  *throws metal head ard on the table with SnArL's* by skippy-ish_guy2007-10-06 23:13:56
    s/ard/card/ (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2007-10-06 23:14:39
      Recursively written RAP ! by SciSSorS2007-10-08 08:59:14
  Lotta the Texas/Red Dirt stuff is good by Stuka2007-10-06 22:01:34
Good news by kyrasantae2007-10-06 21:57:08
Collection Issue by wildcat1522007-10-06 21:54:15
  It may be best to eat it by carl522007-10-08 21:31:13
  Have you taken them to small claims court yet? by kahuana2007-10-06 22:11:29
*invokes UFicle* Hey, guys? how do I get rid of by taitano2007-10-06 21:00:30
  Thanks guys. Tools>Autocorrect>*tab*Custom Quotes. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 22:29:32
    "Looks like getting back in the game won't be as by taitano2007-10-06 23:08:21
  Select it and press the "del" key ? ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2007-10-06 21:15:32
    It replaces the ","'s when I paste a quote from by taitano2007-10-06 22:02:05
      It's an encoding thing. by Stuka2007-10-06 22:03:20
        "How?" Asks Rusty Hacker, "My skills are not by taitano2007-10-06 22:18:17
          Usually a menu option by Stuka2007-10-06 22:58:00
      How do I stop it from doing that? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 22:02:46
        Turn off Smart Quotes in your word processor? by kahuana2007-10-06 22:14:23
        Change the "fancy" quotes to regular quotes after by Snate2007-10-06 22:13:48
          SMIDSY! :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-06 22:15:29
            o.O ? (n/t) by Snate2007-10-06 22:22:49
  Get rid of it from where? (n/t) by oot2007-10-06 21:04:43
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-10-06 21:00:03
"Nein! Nein, nein, nein!" -Garrinka to cat tryin by josie_beller2007-10-06 20:41:22
  I wasas nowhwere near Chiccago, and I didn't futz (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-10-07 01:33:52
  Silverfire to Garrinka's cat - "Dont' love by Silverfire2007-10-06 22:20:18
    Give those kitties pettins from me. by SnArL2007-10-06 22:34:42
      Esbita and I have been lovin' on the by Silverfire2007-10-06 23:36:20
        Pippin the papillon sends wags and kisses to SnArl (n/t) by josie_beller2007-10-06 23:41:33
  "Beer in places beer should not be!" -Silverfire (n/t) by josie_beller2007-10-06 20:43:50
    Crispy ex messengers, would be theives, by Silverfire2007-10-06 20:53:21
      Rock, paper...wedding invite??? (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-06 20:55:52
        "I've never been good at low blows..." -esbita, as by josie_beller2007-10-06 21:12:48
          "And this little thing hanging around here..." by josie_beller2007-10-06 21:14:54
            Cast invisibility when you can "see a stick movin' by Silverfire2007-10-06 21:20:23
            "Oops, I didn't grab what I meant to grab!" by josie_beller2007-10-06 21:18:56
              Rolls 20, Critical trip to subdue. by Silverfire2007-10-06 21:48:33
                "So Earth, Wind and Fire are coming back to town?" (n/t) by josie_beller2007-10-06 22:15:48
                  "This can't be good, he's asking for armor classes (n/t) by josie_beller2007-10-06 22:18:44
                    Garrinka's in the litter box! by Silverfire2007-10-06 22:46:53
                      Then again esbita and I both rolled by Silverfire2007-10-06 22:48:47
                        AlanTwo's owl is attacking esbita's by Silverfire2007-10-06 22:49:34
                          hadji is getting groped by Silverfire (n/t) by josie_beller2007-10-06 22:58:55
                            I soooo did not grope Hadji!!!!! by Silverfire2007-10-06 23:34:34
                            And AlanTwo is on the bed petting Garrnka's pussy (n/t) by josie_beller2007-10-06 23:03:12
                              And enjoying EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!! by AlanTwo2007-10-07 00:13:40
                                Yes the kitties appreciate him. (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-07 00:16:05
                              "I can haz first aid plz?" -esbita by josie_beller2007-10-06 23:05:59
                                Garrinka got to sing in Limerick by josie_beller2007-10-06 23:29:12
                                Row, Row, Row your boat! (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-06 23:56:29
                                "We're walking on sunshine, whoa-a" by Silverfire2007-10-07 00:13:20
                    Can I have shieldmaking 101? (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-06 22:36:51
Watched last night's Doctor Who by notdeadyet2007-10-06 20:20:10
  Go here... by rhl20002007-10-06 22:07:48
  It stood up surprisingly well by toysbfun2007-10-06 20:51:11
  Which episode? (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-10-06 20:33:13
    Season 3, Episode 13 (US) (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-10-06 20:39:30
      You missed the last minute of the last episode? by DrDeisel2007-10-06 20:45:16
        This content is currently unavailable by notdeadyet2007-10-06 21:07:45
          Keep trying? Worked for me just now. by DrDeisel2007-10-06 21:12:22
            Possibly only available to Canadian IP addresses? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-10-06 21:21:36
              Where are you located? Can you test it out? (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-10-06 21:30:20
                The States, where "This content is currently by toysbfun2007-10-06 21:53:48
                  Oh, man - so sorry, notdeadyet - I tried! (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-10-06 21:58:46
Iiiiiimmanuel Kant was a real pissant by esbita2007-10-06 20:19:18
  Too early... by oot2007-10-06 20:51:46
  Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar by archnerd2007-10-06 20:32:15
    David Hume could outsome Chopan, Howard and Hagel! (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-06 22:13:22
Snarl, they're talking about killing you by josie_beller2007-10-06 20:12:21
  Hope you like red heads. :D by hadji2007-10-06 20:15:17
I am thinking about buying software that costs by Woodburn2007-10-06 20:01:19
EWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww by Hieraco2007-10-06 19:29:36
  now you need a new monitor... :-( (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 19:32:25
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by themadkansan2007-10-06 18:39:51
  Tried UF-boared already ? by SciSSorS2007-10-08 08:47:49
  You (still) have an internet connection by josie_beller2007-10-06 19:10:04
    I already read the whole internet again. by themadkansan2007-10-06 20:15:19
    Just be glad you have an internet connection, I by taitano2007-10-06 19:16:31
      Umm, how are you posting this then? :P (n/t) by slackware982007-10-06 19:56:13
        I din't post that, you did. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 20:03:02
          Wrong. You didn't. (n/t) by oot2007-10-06 20:54:00
  Better than... by JillSwift2007-10-06 19:07:45
    eee! by themadkansan2007-10-06 19:49:52
    *blink* - HI! -- Hey everyone - it's JillSwift!! (n/t) by ChuckAB2007-10-06 19:11:22
    Or ... by ChuckAB2007-10-06 19:09:52
*sneezes* by Bastetsmuse2007-10-06 18:21:23
  Here in Oregon.. by slackware982007-10-06 19:04:03
  Unfortunately for the rest of us by Silverfire2007-10-06 18:29:34
    Well, then - by Bastetsmuse2007-10-06 19:00:26
      Yeah, that's enough for a half kilo... don't ask. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 20:07:37
Listening to the new Nightwish album by radiowave9112007-10-06 18:07:54
  HERETIC!!! by kyrasantae2007-10-06 20:42:03
ATTN: AlanTwo by hadji2007-10-06 18:06:52
  No, we're not playing this online. by AlanTwo2007-10-06 18:09:01
    Two guys and four girls? by undrcvrparothed2007-10-06 18:12:51
      You're welcome to try and come and even by Silverfire2007-10-06 18:15:43
        Tempting as it sounds by undrcvrparothed2007-10-06 18:41:42
          Cool. :) (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-06 20:43:55
Instead of posting this where it belongs by kyrasantae2007-10-06 17:40:59
*Throws a way back movie in* by techi8702007-10-06 17:21:48
  Proves anyone can be a cop! (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 20:00:06
  Watch Out! by RetiQlum22007-10-06 17:36:15
    They've also got the largest Precinct in the by taitano2007-10-06 19:06:53
      "... that's not all he's lost." (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-06 19:47:48
        I know the empire sucks, but this is rediculous ;D (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 19:58:10
          Mel Brooks FTW. (n/t) by Phoon2007-10-06 20:08:36
  Rotflmao (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 17:30:35
* looks at calendar * by radiowave9112007-10-06 17:13:19
  Because elections are in the air... (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-06 17:54:25
    But it's not a presidential election by radiowave9112007-10-06 18:09:08
      The world doesn't revolve around the USA ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-06 20:16:45
        Does too, So Nyah! by themadkansan2007-10-06 20:35:04
      It's the year before one. by themadkansan2007-10-06 18:15:24
        Elections in the aaaaaiiirrrrr, ev'ry time I turn by taitano2007-10-06 19:30:58
  This global warming thing is pretty nice. by Woodburn2007-10-06 17:29:15
  Preachin' to the choir. by themadkansan2007-10-06 17:16:13
Wow, I found a really nice view today... by Woodburn2007-10-06 17:08:54
  Nive :) by radiowave9112007-10-06 17:15:48
    Agreed. by RoraJoey2007-10-06 17:23:15
      Windsor County, VT by Woodburn2007-10-06 17:26:24
        You could probably publish a coffee table book. (n (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-06 17:29:24
          With legs that turns *into* a coffee table! by kahuana2007-10-06 17:58:15
            How about a coffe table book about cofee tables... (n/t) by Woodburn2007-10-06 18:00:20
              That turns into coffee! Oh wait, that won't work. (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-06 18:07:30
                But it could MAKE coffee... Built in coffee maker! (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 20:10:53
                the cover made out of coffee beans. (n/t) by Woodburn2007-10-06 18:08:31
                  and the pages made of filters? (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-06 19:40:25
    In sitcoms that take place in NYC when they a by Woodburn2007-10-06 17:22:07
    Erm...nice too :) (n/t) by radiowave9112007-10-06 17:16:10
The Great Race Starts in 15 min by kreepykrawly2007-10-06 17:02:25
Hadji's here! by josie_beller2007-10-06 16:59:54
  Camera truce is currently in operation. (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-06 17:56:23
  Just be sure everyone limits their aggression by RoraJoey2007-10-06 17:31:04
    They're mostly shooting puppy and cats by josie_beller2007-10-06 18:03:25
  Classic, esbita yipping like that. by AlanTwo2007-10-06 17:28:52
    It's my ticklish spot. by Silverfire2007-10-06 18:01:13
      'bita. Put down the vodka. by AlanTwo2007-10-06 18:03:25
        I'm stone cold sober and you know it. by esbita2007-10-06 18:04:30
          *facepalm* by AlanTwo2007-10-06 18:05:29
            Apologies to John Paul Jones... (n/t) by esbita2007-10-06 18:06:40
              Meh. You *know* I haven't been to sleep in 26 hrs by AlanTwo2007-10-06 18:07:53
                Wrong "seas," mate. (n/t) by esbita2007-10-06 18:08:33
                  "Seas" the day :) (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-06 18:26:54
      You're easily startled? by AlanTwo2007-10-06 18:02:12
        Whooops! by esbita2007-10-06 18:02:55
          *nod* by AlanTwo2007-10-06 18:03:55
            Heh, haven't even begun to break by Silverfire2007-10-06 18:12:34
  :( by themadkansan2007-10-06 17:04:25
    Wish you were here too. *hug* (n/t) by Silverfire2007-10-06 17:54:54
    I know what you mean. by RoraJoey2007-10-06 17:24:52
    *hugs* Wish you were here! by josie_beller2007-10-06 17:13:05
      Wish I was there too! (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-06 17:14:16
        Wish I was here! by radiowave9112007-10-06 18:10:18
SotM: Chamillionaire - The Sound Of Revenge by MuscleOwl2007-10-06 16:40:00
  SotM: Chamillionaire - Frontin' by MuscleOwl2007-10-06 17:02:42
Reminder: Have you entered by notdeadyet2007-10-06 16:39:52
  That's disgusting...have replied :-) (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-06 16:48:21
    Agreed. I replied as well :) (n/t) by radiowave9112007-10-06 17:24:14
Vitualization, sucka! by Bonzo2007-10-06 16:17:29
  Don't worry - there will be. by themadkansan2007-10-06 16:52:27
Ok wife is going out with her friends by joecrouse2007-10-06 16:05:34
  B or C? B or C? B or C... by jps_asu2007-10-06 17:43:02
    Why is B&N evil? I've never heard of them being by Phoon2007-10-06 19:52:40
  E : Download W:ET, install it, and call for arms ( (n/t) by Klaranth2007-10-06 16:44:35
So, someone on my hall by dodrian2007-10-06 16:02:03
  So long as they haven't filled the large by Silverfire2007-10-06 18:31:36
  ::facepalm:: (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-06 16:55:13
Nyah - I have a Cisco 29-4043-01 and you don't! (n (n/t) by Myke2007-10-06 15:29:40
  Oh yeah? Well, I don't have a by RoraJoey2007-10-06 17:26:49
  k, whatever that is. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-06 16:47:28
    Waitaminit - that's a DB9-DB25 adapter. by themadkansan2007-10-06 18:38:02
      :) by Myke2007-10-06 19:18:56
        Well, there ya go then. by themadkansan2007-10-06 19:51:08
  But do you have a Nortel BCM 200? (n/t) by techi8702007-10-06 16:14:21
    No, but I'd love one by Stuka2007-10-06 21:50:00
  Me too (n/t) by Imdead2007-10-06 16:04:02
SOTM : Apocalyptica ft Ville & Lauri - Bittersweet by Bellator2007-10-06 15:12:34
Call to arms by Klaranth2007-10-06 14:59:28
  He's afk. by themadkansan2007-10-06 15:01:26
Everyone call Garrinka and tell her I'm on my way. (n/t) by hadji2007-10-06 14:45:51
  *calls out* by RoraJoey2007-10-06 15:02:47
  Whassa number? (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-06 14:46:59
    nm, I found it. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-06 14:49:02
      k, done. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-06 14:50:04
workqueue_struct to task_struct? by edfredcoder2007-10-06 14:25:50
The Devil amongst us by madnessasap2007-10-06 13:57:27
  Get in the car, by Hieraco2007-10-06 19:20:42
    Well, the linux car may be more reliable and by taitano2007-10-06 19:48:36
  Ummm.. Doesn't MS own Apple these days? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 15:07:50
    Non-voting shares, maybe. by toysbfun2007-10-06 15:39:57
      I thought they were sold (n/t) by vdp2007-10-06 15:41:32
Cheap noodle soup by Bastetsmuse2007-10-06 13:06:44
  Dont forget the egg (n/t) by Klaranth2007-10-06 14:58:52
  Sweetheart, I love you. by RetiQlum22007-10-06 13:18:58
    relax dude, when I'm sick or sickening I would by lab rat2007-10-06 16:51:54
    Isn't that a bit harsh? by Qcumber-some2007-10-06 13:51:08
...I was just mysteriously logged out. by sgrunt2007-10-06 12:50:06
  Happens every now and then. by Qcumber-some2007-10-06 13:44:32
    Figured that was the case. by sgrunt2007-10-06 14:20:32
  It's just you ;-) (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-10-06 13:11:49
I has a Fossil! by SnArL2007-10-06 12:32:10
  But I eated it. (n/t) by slackware982007-10-06 17:01:13
  I has a Movado. (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-06 16:08:07
  Had one, destroyed it. by themadkansan2007-10-06 14:59:21
  Oh yeah? I have a TIMEX!!! Woot! :) by rook_mtl2007-10-06 14:57:46
    Even i cannot break a Timex! (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-06 16:11:29
  I has a TISSOT. by Bastetsmuse2007-10-06 13:07:10
    I has a TISSOT Rockwatch too. (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-06 13:22:34
  I has a 01 watch... (n/t) by Bonzo2007-10-06 12:51:40
  I gots one too..it is nice. But mine died. (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-06 12:43:31
    Captain Obvious says: by taitano2007-10-06 12:55:49
      *grins* Yeah, I should, but I have a history of by RoraJoey2007-10-06 12:59:32
        Superpower: Drains Watch Batteries (n/t) by williamashbless2007-10-06 13:17:46
          Uh oh..hope Sylar doesn't find out.. (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-06 13:27:48
A little PASCAL to brighten the day by amp_man2007-10-06 12:27:20
  Maybe it's to force a type conversion by RoraJoey2007-10-06 12:41:01
  a bitwise test? by wibble2007-10-06 12:38:50
    bah, I'm an idiot by amp_man2007-10-06 13:22:29
    d'oh! the second one would be a test that by wibble2007-10-06 12:59:28
    That's possible..depends which operator has by RoraJoey2007-10-06 12:51:00
      "equality" typically has the lower precedence. (n/ (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-06 13:15:39
What do you guys think of Blogger.com? Are there by taitano2007-10-06 12:15:19
  A few alternatives: by UGuardian2007-10-06 14:38:19
    What's LJ been doing that pisses them off? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 15:11:47
      Quite a bit by UGuardian2007-10-06 16:44:38
        The one I heard about was Harry Potter fans by josie_beller2007-10-06 16:53:39
          slashfic? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 17:28:03
            Wuzzat? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 19:08:48
              Uh... nevermind. *sounds of shotgun loading* by taitano2007-10-06 19:13:34
          That was part of the first wave by UGuardian2007-10-06 17:08:21
  Wordpress.com is popular, too. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-06 12:25:20
  I use it - no complaints. by Havoc2007-10-06 12:16:52
Is there a UFie Con? If so where? More than one? ( (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 12:12:47
  Some time folks will by Silverfire2007-10-06 18:25:21
    Or a particular UFie will be visiting a by Silverfire2007-10-06 18:27:30
Boomies? by themadkansan2007-10-06 11:59:17
Anyone else here have ET:QW? by SnArL2007-10-06 11:33:52
  Costs money. by themadkansan2007-10-06 11:49:25
sony bit the bullet by thethinman2007-10-06 11:29:06
  if it's new, and sony, it won't. (n/t) by datolli2007-10-06 14:54:26
    If it's a like-model replacement... by themadkansan2007-10-06 15:04:24
      not heard what model by thethinman2007-10-06 15:47:34
        Should just be a straight-across replacement by themadkansan2007-10-06 16:51:09
Spooking in Speanerisms. (n/t) by williamashbless2007-10-06 10:30:16
  wishiamallbless, what a by RoraJoey2007-10-06 12:28:44
  a mind is a werrible thing to taste. (n/t) by pas512007-10-06 12:14:37
  shining wit. (n/t) by pas512007-10-06 10:58:39
    I like popcorn. (n/t) by archnerd2007-10-06 16:38:26
    If that's allowed, then is cunning... by josie_beller2007-10-06 12:30:32
      Another interesting phrase using that word, by RoraJoey2007-10-06 12:44:32
    ...Ain't touchin' this one. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-06 11:50:09
      Knit show. by RoraJoey2007-10-06 12:50:07
        I mean, knell hoe. Uh, neck hoe. by RoraJoey2007-10-06 12:55:01
  Sphere is no toon. (n/t) by chanceslost2007-10-06 10:35:48
    I ton't think I can dop that one. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-10-06 11:11:15
Done! by Treehugger2007-10-06 10:19:10
Webcomics lied to me. by toysbfun2007-10-06 10:15:38
  How ab-surd. (n/t) by Didactylos2007-10-06 13:20:43
  Without a calculator, you say? by PeKaJe2007-10-06 12:35:33
    Just get a book of mathmatical tables. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-06 13:48:09
  Once you have the algorithym down, can you by NDwight2007-10-06 11:20:55
    Or get..... by lheggland2007-10-06 11:44:42
  Calculators arn't very good for finding roots by justncase2007-10-06 10:58:24
    but you will only find round roots by inkey2007-10-06 12:21:29
if you line up programmers in a row by dennismv2007-10-06 10:12:39
  The might ask you which language first. by kahuana2007-10-06 10:16:56
    Everyone has missed 4 equally important questions! by wibble2007-10-06 12:25:59
      that's easy ! by dennismv2007-10-06 14:25:14
        VS2K5 was certainly *cheaper* than VS2K3. by kahuana2007-10-06 15:11:41
      *mixes coke and pepsi* by RoraJoey2007-10-06 12:31:10
    yup, I tend to start with 1 by Freakazoid2007-10-06 11:30:20
      I went through this 'shift' a while ago by dennismv2007-10-06 14:21:08
    Fence post error. by RetiQlum22007-10-06 11:12:35
    I wonder what happens if you say assembly (n/t) by dennismv2007-10-06 10:37:34
      TRAP? (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-06 11:02:40
        they may get continuously interrupted (n/t) by dennismv2007-10-06 14:26:27
      it might not register (n/t) by amp_man2007-10-06 10:55:53
        I love you by dennismv2007-10-06 14:25:53
        Or produce an off by one error.. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-06 10:58:07
          Actually by ShellGuardian2007-10-06 12:00:44
Steganography. by kahuana2007-10-06 10:11:33
  Know any good programs for that? by josie_beller2007-10-06 12:33:46
    Truecrypt is probably the best by Kanth2007-10-06 14:56:09
ATTN: Klaranth by Esteis2007-10-06 09:54:23
  Well, my Gmail is back. Wireless is starting to by Esteis2007-10-06 09:55:00
is it just me.. or do the braille on the AL state by Woodburn2007-10-06 09:24:08
  According to the US Mint, it's her name by merlin2007-10-06 09:34:19
  Oh it do say something.. in grade 3 braille. by Woodburn2007-10-06 09:33:13
    Grade 3? by monika_krug2007-10-06 10:11:04
      yeah the "en" and the "er" and the "-" by Woodburn2007-10-06 10:35:05
W:ET help? by skippy-ish_guy2007-10-06 09:19:41
  etmain.pak, probably. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-06 09:56:14
    etmain contains pak0.pk3; pak1.pk3; pak3.pk3 by ihavebigpiranha2007-10-06 11:17:00
      errr pak2.pk3 instead of pak3.pk3 (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2007-10-06 11:17:40
    That would be the one. Thanks!(n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2007-10-06 10:03:31
      Wait... now where do I get that? by skippy-ish_guy2007-10-06 10:07:16
        The installer has it. by CynicalRyan2007-10-06 10:13:05
          Apparently not mine... by skippy-ish_guy2007-10-06 10:23:54
            Redownload it, and follow the instructions by CynicalRyan2007-10-06 10:58:44
I am missing my calendar ! by Raffy91102007-10-06 07:33:11
  Thank you all very much; by Raffy91102007-10-07 07:34:35
  Linky... by LordDominik2007-10-06 08:06:59
  Here you go: by Tyop2007-10-06 08:01:54
What does this mean? by joecrouse2007-10-06 07:24:35
  ATi driver wiki -- Ubuntu by zaghadka2007-10-06 09:02:57
  Er, Ubuntu has an fglrx package. by sgrunt2007-10-06 07:29:51
    Because FGLRX doesnt have by joecrouse2007-10-06 09:19:16
      ATi's installer is the FGLRX. by CynicalRyan2007-10-06 09:54:23
        Which is why I need the most recent by joecrouse2007-10-06 11:13:06
          edit xorg.conf (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-06 11:17:21
            I guess you didnt read what I said. by joecrouse2007-10-06 13:46:40
              Wouldn't wide screen be 1680x1050? by kahuana2007-10-06 15:15:31
                Not this one. by joecrouse2007-10-06 15:24:02
                  Ah, 'cos I had a laptop with 1400x1050 and it was by kahuana2007-10-06 17:52:15
                  Spec Page by joecrouse2007-10-06 15:27:32
                    1400x1050 has been supported by the ATI by vdp2007-10-06 15:49:13
Good morning/afternoon/night!!!!! by mysterious gurl2007-10-06 07:05:35
  I'm sorry to say by MadJo2007-10-06 15:12:23
    I'm sorry I hope your stress clears up soon. :) (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-06 15:28:32
  I am very good by fitzso2007-10-06 14:17:37
  Working on Saturday because someone didn't do by justncase2007-10-06 11:02:46
    That's good your helping out your mom. :) (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-06 15:30:38
  4.45 PM here, weekend, reading UF, by Ascag2007-10-06 07:47:23
  terribly sleepy by joresgump2007-10-06 07:46:55
    I'm great thanks! by mysterious gurl2007-10-06 09:43:08
  I now have 3 hours left to write my 21 month revie by Treehugger2007-10-06 07:40:00
  All things considered, fine by PeKaJe2007-10-06 07:15:08
    Oh? Packing? Where are you going? (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-06 07:19:35
      Moving out by PeKaJe2007-10-06 07:47:12
  I have a nasty sore throat. by dodrian2007-10-06 07:14:34
    Sounds fun! by mysterious gurl2007-10-06 07:18:21
      Unfortunately the bouncy castle was just a rumor. by dodrian2007-10-06 07:42:43
        Awww I'm sorry. by mysterious gurl2007-10-06 09:40:31
  All things considered by undrcvrparothed2007-10-06 07:09:49
    With Robert Siegel and "Me Shell" Norris? :) (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-06 12:33:23
    Awww well I hope you find some by mysterious gurl2007-10-06 07:14:51
      So do I. by undrcvrparothed2007-10-06 07:19:53
        Oh I see. by mysterious gurl2007-10-06 07:22:51
  no no no by XndeX2007-10-06 07:09:21
    Haha well that's good by mysterious gurl2007-10-06 07:17:12
Redmond question? by XndeX2007-10-06 07:04:14
  I currently run XP Pro x64, by RoraJoey2007-10-06 07:11:26
did development stop for Ubunut media edition? (n/ (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-06 06:59:50
How many words for policeman do you know? by Esteis2007-10-06 06:45:59
  jack-booted thug (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-06 09:49:59
  Let us not forget: "Ossifer". :-) by kahuana2007-10-06 09:01:55
    ...not as think as you drunk I am... (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-06 12:34:13
  constable, deputy sheriff, by vvpete2007-10-06 08:49:18
  Cheese it, it's the fuzz! by RetiQlum22007-10-06 08:31:26
  German: by Ascag2007-10-06 07:38:00
    and more German by pcb2007-10-06 10:26:02
  Polizei ... german ;) by Garrinka2007-10-06 07:32:10
    "Smokey" too. by kahuana2007-10-06 09:06:09
    Der Bülle, too. by Esteis2007-10-06 07:39:35
      s/ü/u/ (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-06 08:57:06
  Danish: Politiet. by Tyop2007-10-06 07:27:13
  English (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-06 06:50:09
    Knacker of the Yard (n/t) by pas512007-10-06 11:31:39
    MP, dicks, bacon batallion, donut lovers, by Klaranth2007-10-06 08:57:06
    Sheriff or ranger (in some places). (n/t) by dodrian2007-10-06 07:15:34
      State Troopers, Canadian Royal Mounties (n/t) by Woodburn2007-10-06 07:56:54
        "Canadian Royal Mounties"? by Illiad2007-10-06 17:12:45
    The law by mysterious gurl2007-10-06 06:53:26
      Metonymy? :-o (n/t) by Didactylos2007-10-06 07:07:08
    Cops, coppers, the Old Bill, bobbies, LEOs, by Esteis2007-10-06 06:51:53
      don't forget 'The Man', Plod, and Flatfoot (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-10-06 08:24:09
        Just ask Del boy about Plod. (n/t) by Sharku2007-10-06 08:54:41
      Yup, "heat" can refer to law enforcement. by RoraJoey2007-10-06 07:08:03
      You forgot Pigs, the law, (n/t) by Treehugger2007-10-06 07:05:42
        Do you smell bacon?</wayne's_world> (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-10-06 07:08:45
          Yes, there's definitely some pork product here... (n/t) by JPaganel2007-10-06 09:33:43
  Dutch (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-06 06:47:55
    Wouten, juten, flikken, klabakken, dienders, by Esteis2007-10-06 06:49:56
      Wat is een "desk officer" in het Nederlands? (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-06 09:21:51
      Nog enkele by ExO_DsR2007-10-06 09:12:23
      De campuswacht! by IByte2007-10-06 09:08:41
      Dutch : by Klaranth2007-10-06 08:56:08
      Champetters. by Sharku2007-10-06 08:52:05
Nice Sinfest today. by Esteis2007-10-06 06:43:19
So what happens if they demand something encrypted by UmbralRaptor2007-10-06 06:39:58
  They can just stick it in an HD-DVD player. by toysbfun2007-10-06 10:24:40
  what if you encrypt the encryption key useing by joecrouse2007-10-06 09:23:55
  Ooh, I like. Clever you. (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-06 09:23:15
alright ufies.. gonna be checking the by Garrinka2007-10-06 06:17:23
  Have fun. by Sharku2007-10-06 06:36:10
    Not to mention people. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-06 07:10:31
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-10-06 06:09:59
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-10-06 05:30:05
Anybody know this tune? by MuscleOwl2007-10-06 05:17:52
  What's the rhythm of the music? by RoraJoey2007-10-06 06:29:24
  The best known circus music would be "Entrance of by Didactylos2007-10-06 05:40:47
    Hummm ... by MuscleOwl2007-10-06 06:13:19
      Yeah, thought it didn't match. (n/t) by Didactylos2007-10-06 06:27:17
  A wild guess: Willkommen.... by Tyop2007-10-06 05:24:16
Are these not pretty photographs? by Esteis2007-10-06 05:10:54
  With a name like Guðleifsdóttir, by RoraJoey2007-10-06 06:00:19
    Wa by RoraJoey2007-10-06 06:04:53
  Pretty? I'd say those are professional photographs by MuscleOwl2007-10-06 05:45:46
    Um, no, I can't do better. by Esteis2007-10-06 06:05:58
      Summary: they're good, by Esteis2007-10-06 06:10:01
  woah... by datolli2007-10-06 05:29:17
    Right ... ;-p by MuscleOwl2007-10-06 05:53:40
      it's not, I for one know... by datolli2007-10-06 14:59:29
  Thank you for that by Hieraco2007-10-06 05:24:06
    really? mmm hmm :) by Garrinka2007-10-06 05:26:50
      Hot chicks are everywhere by Hieraco2007-10-06 05:59:45
        My problem is that I'm in love with by RoraJoey2007-10-06 06:34:38
        "your age" please :) by Garrinka2007-10-06 06:11:02
          We all age differently me.. I'm old by Hieraco2007-10-06 06:30:07
            hon I know... by Garrinka2007-10-06 06:39:10
          You can do that, if you by RoraJoey2007-10-06 06:12:33
            parse english all you want to boyo ;) by Garrinka2007-10-06 06:14:57
              I can try. by RoraJoey2007-10-06 06:27:17
      I got absorbed in the whole thing... by datolli2007-10-06 05:39:57
        didn't say the pics aren't good hun .. by Garrinka2007-10-06 05:44:10
Are NAT routers impenetrable by Tyop2007-10-06 05:08:20
  Nothing is (n/t) by MontyZuma2007-10-06 07:06:30
  For most cases --> yes. by ideur2007-10-06 05:45:26
    Only prob with mac filtering is you can clone macs (n/t) by mrxavia2007-10-06 07:02:59
      MAC filtering's pointless, a good WPA key by Freakazoid2007-10-06 11:36:21
        Not really, WPA is crackable without much trouble by Havoc2007-10-06 12:26:50
          Assuming you mean WPA-PSK and WPA2-PSK, by bwkaz2007-10-06 16:58:40
      "Steve Jobs is not amused"... cloning macs... by kahuana2007-10-06 08:55:05
  As I understood it, no. by Glum_Reaper2007-10-06 05:14:26
    Can you suggest pointers to how I can find out if by Tyop2007-10-06 05:18:22
      Only google really. by Glum_Reaper2007-10-06 06:12:12
      Are they connected to the internet? by Twitchh2007-10-06 05:43:29
      you could try "shields up" by Astro-g2007-10-06 05:42:40
        Great site by ShadoCat2007-10-06 10:38:39
        And if you are already on that site by hej2007-10-06 08:29:21
So. 6 hours to write my 21 month review by Treehugger2007-10-06 04:43:57
MMORPG players : Anyone tried Rappelz by Klaranth2007-10-06 04:36:27
  some reviews by Nightwind2007-10-06 05:10:19
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-10-06 08:06:01
  Moderated for language in link. by Nea2007-10-06 08:07:08
Should I be worried? by purplepineapple2007-10-06 04:17:35
  Yup, paranoid by purplepineapple2007-10-06 05:26:10
    Litter box: christened (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-10-06 07:19:46
  yes good luck you too :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-06 05:25:05
  Our cats easily go 24 - 30 hours without peeing by Hieraco2007-10-06 04:45:40
  I'd call the vet and ask. by AlanTwo2007-10-06 04:36:40
    Oh dear. by purplepineapple2007-10-06 04:40:17
      Good luck with yours, too. by AlanTwo2007-10-06 04:43:16
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-10-06 04:00:03
Ooops! WinXP file recovery help needed... by Bonzo2007-10-06 03:42:43
  Not in the recycle bin? by fitzso2007-10-06 04:08:11
    Network drive, but on a XP computer.. by Bonzo2007-10-06 09:05:28
      Look for "Restoration" from snapfiles. by kahuana2007-10-06 10:04:37
heheheheheh .... watching Hieraco gag over by Klaranth2007-10-06 03:23:11
  Oh? by AlanTwo2007-10-06 03:36:12
    Yep. Giving him some titles of a pron collection . by Klaranth2007-10-06 04:10:38
      "Bambi Meets Godzilla" is a classic! by josie_beller2007-10-06 05:11:22
        no hon its ''sired by" Mr. Newland ;) by Garrinka2007-10-06 05:19:56
          I thought that the credits read "produced by" by Hieraco2007-10-06 05:57:50
            hehe :) by Garrinka2007-10-06 06:08:23
              Ya lost me there. by Hieraco2007-10-06 06:59:14
      Bambi from Disney? by ideur2007-10-06 04:19:38
        Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. (n/t) by rhinobird2007-10-06 04:52:09
        *facepalm* by AlanTwo2007-10-06 04:27:31
I love cheesy SF effects by Hieraco2007-10-06 03:14:21
  Sound of thunder was a great by veran2007-10-06 07:11:06
  Suneshine had too much budget to be cheesy. by UmbralRaptor2007-10-06 06:43:15
  "Enemy mine" by UnFair2007-10-06 03:49:45
    Yup, that is a classic by Hieraco2007-10-06 04:38:11
      I have an original copy of the magazine by joecrouse2007-10-06 06:32:38
        Recommended: Manifest Destiny by rhl20002007-10-06 19:36:57
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-10-06 02:50:57
Are you an Angry IT worker? by oedlan2007-10-06 02:35:31
  Yes. Yes I am. You gonna make something of it? ;-) by kahuana2007-10-06 12:01:35
  oooh an empty blog.. how pointless.. (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-10-06 02:51:33
    I know...But by oedlan2007-10-06 03:17:47
Halloween costume idea, borrowed from Colbert. by RoraJoey2007-10-06 01:53:58
  not always right, just 99.9% of the time (n/t) by rhinobird2007-10-06 04:56:47
attn: ufiegear by PsychoI3oy2007-10-06 01:30:05
  Howdy. I could. But I'm not going to. by UFieGear2007-10-06 10:27:36
    Ok, no problem, as long as it wasn't anything by PsychoI3oy2007-10-06 14:14:35
Comment Board Trivia by count_02007-10-06 01:14:27
  Marie Fredriksson & Per Gessle = Roxette by AlanTwo2007-10-06 01:44:35
Our new shiny by Hieraco2007-10-06 01:11:10
  isnt a hammer a more by Tyop2007-10-06 01:25:55
    But a Microwave oven does wonderfull effects on by ideur2007-10-06 01:34:11
      What will it do to Zipdisks? by Klaranth2007-10-06 03:15:08
        Who is using that modified floppy anyway? :-) by ideur2007-10-06 03:31:23
          I have a couple of drives still sitting around by joecrouse2007-10-06 06:28:17
        as the data-bearing surface of the disc by Tyop2007-10-06 03:29:15
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-10-06 01:00:02
Die Hard 4.0 \o/ Wheeeee by Hieraco2007-10-06 00:23:06
  When a friend of mine by datolli2007-10-06 02:09:28
  Disappointing by psc2007-10-06 00:52:03
    need more action, there is always... by Nightwind2007-10-06 01:32:09
      *chuckle* (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-06 02:36:26
My GF doesn't like me right now. by RetiQlum22007-10-06 00:20:22
  In my day, we didn't have any such thing as a GF! by RoraJoey2007-10-06 01:47:44
    "It's cold. Go invent the fire" by CynicalRyan2007-10-06 03:12:06
      More like, "It's cold. Here, try this fire that by josie_beller2007-10-06 13:25:52
        hehe..and "You'll catch a cold if you keep by RoraJoey2007-10-06 13:44:11
      hey now you guys aren't always sugar and nice ... by Garrinka2007-10-06 04:37:22
        Talking to me during the game could be by CynicalRyan2007-10-06 06:14:28
          meant sports you newbbait ;) by Garrinka2007-10-06 06:19:36
            Not a for money-tournament :P by CynicalRyan2007-10-06 06:23:18
              honey as a raiding junkie I know *hugs* by Garrinka2007-10-06 06:32:11
                Child's play. by CynicalRyan2007-10-06 06:46:40
        *glances at the clock* by AlanTwo2007-10-06 04:44:39
  what did you [blink] not [/blink] do? by Nightwind2007-10-06 01:26:47
  she'll get over it. They usually do by Hieraco2007-10-06 00:25:02
    Another Guy Solution. by AlanTwo2007-10-06 01:01:52
      Flowers and chocolate. by joecrouse2007-10-06 06:26:38
Translations by Nea2007-10-06 00:01:01
  Dutch / Nederlands TLP (n/t) by Sharku2007-10-06 06:07:53
    by Sharku. by Sharku2007-10-06 06:08:09
  German / Deutsch TLP (n/t) by pangu2007-10-06 00:02:57
    säggssch by unerwartet2007-10-07 06:43:32
    by pangu by pangu2007-10-06 00:15:22
      Die Grünen by Vertigo-12007-10-06 01:43:30
        Re: Die Grünen by ideur2007-10-06 04:11:21
        ich hab gegrübelt, Bullen ist zu abwertend, by pangu2007-10-06 03:51:56
        Bullen...hm. by datolli2007-10-06 02:16:57
          Schnittlauch. Bezieht sich auf die Farbe. by CynicalRyan2007-10-06 02:38:57
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-10-06 00:00:04
  Shave. Shower. (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-06 20:20:14
  Take a nap and have some Waffle House (n/t) by sstacks2007-10-06 14:35:56
  Who said I'm coming back? (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-10-06 08:54:14
  This question is based on the assumption by sgrunt2007-10-06 07:22:43
  Three words. by undrcvrparothed2007-10-06 07:14:15
    You do realize Clark County has none? by josie_beller2007-10-06 13:18:37
  Start dropping crowbars from orbit by joecrouse2007-10-06 06:42:08
  Has there been time dilation? by voxwoman2007-10-06 06:04:19
  Watch this year's season of L&O. (n/t) by Arivia2007-10-06 01:13:58
  Attend every MuteMath concert by AlanTwo2007-10-06 01:00:28
    Before atmospheric re-entry, you could by RoraJoey2007-10-06 01:04:33
      IIRC, isn't that an actual hard rock band? by AlanTwo2007-10-06 01:08:43
        It's a fictional group, from HHGttG. by RoraJoey2007-10-06 01:18:02
          Ah, gotcha. by AlanTwo2007-10-06 01:25:23
            That was AWESOME! by josie_beller2007-10-06 13:14:40
            Thanks for the link.. *waits for buffering* by RoraJoey2007-10-06 01:31:40
              *shudder* by AlanTwo2007-10-06 01:45:20
                Okay, that's got it...yeah, that was freaky. by RoraJoey2007-10-06 01:50:00
                  Heh, good luck with that. by AlanTwo2007-10-06 01:57:23
                    Ah..a couple other YouTubers have already by RoraJoey2007-10-06 02:32:29
                      *snerk* by AlanTwo2007-10-06 02:43:45
          Any real bands by that name are undoubtedly by RoraJoey2007-10-06 01:24:04
  Go for a walk in the woods, and then downtown by josie_beller2007-10-06 00:58:42
    Good points. by RoraJoey2007-10-06 01:15:41
      Indefinately given sufficient quantites of by joecrouse2007-10-06 06:43:37
        I think I'd need to hear human voices, so DVDs by josie_beller2007-10-06 12:40:41
  Would I even want to? by cuboci2007-10-06 00:41:14
    "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from by wibble2007-10-06 00:56:00
      "Humans are a virus." by RoraJoey2007-10-06 01:01:04
  Start by reading UF archives. by RoraJoey2007-10-06 00:17:13
  Sadly... by cptspith2007-10-06 00:05:07
    Catch up on a season of Heroes, by RoraJoey2007-10-06 00:18:39
      Firefly... by EnzoMatrix2007-10-06 10:41:19
  Go to a bar by amp_man2007-10-06 00:04:46
  Luau with my friends and family. along wth gifts. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 00:02:56
    Then go the other direction: into the deep. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-06 00:05:07
  Single orbit of the big blue marble by Hieraco2007-10-06 00:02:21
    Ditto (n/t) by bimkins2007-10-06 00:03:44
      Triplicated (n/t) by rhinobird2007-10-06 00:14:45
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-10-06 00:00:02
  StevieWonderboughtCaptainJackenoughtochafe by ideur2007-10-06 00:01:32
  StevieWonderboughtCaptainJackenoughtochafe by Medentic2007-10-06 00:01:10
  StevieWonderboughtCaptainJackenoughtochafe by Hieraco2007-10-06 00:00:52
    Green in teh IE (n/t) by rhinobird2007-10-06 00:15:24

 

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