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Cartoon for Oct 03, 2007
Strip for Oct 03, 2007
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There is a collection agency with futureissues by da-gimp2007-10-04 18:16:07
There is a collection agency with futureissues by da-gimp2007-10-04 17:45:43
  what about the opposite? by Anonymous Freak2007-10-05 00:42:58
Yippie, I'm famous. by archnerd2007-10-04 00:43:49
  D'oh. Wrong day. (n/t) by archnerd2007-10-04 00:46:25
k nighty nighty ufies.. sleep tight don't let the by Garrinka2007-10-03 23:31:26
  *puts pillow under your head* by AlanTwo2007-10-03 23:38:45
    Cup of coco? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 23:59:08
    *ads sleeping kitten at feed's end* (n/t) by Klaranth2007-10-03 23:43:41
      s/feed/feet/ by Klaranth2007-10-03 23:44:05
I'm going to take a break. by taitano2007-10-03 22:21:45
  Dont forget some Heinlein and Asimov books. by Klaranth2007-10-03 23:42:43
    Thank you, I will. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-04 00:19:10
I love the sense of humor in "Bionic Woman": by SouthpawPL2007-10-03 22:05:32
  And a nod to "The Invisible Man" working for the by josie_beller2007-10-03 22:13:22
    I never saw that show. (n/t) by hadji2007-10-03 22:22:04
      IMHO, it was better than Bionic Man. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 23:14:52
        Sorry, Got the flu and 8 hours of sleep in 72.(8-| (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 23:18:47
        TOS Bionic Woman (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 23:16:00
      You missed out, it was great! by josie_beller2007-10-03 22:48:12
        *Ahem* by hadji2007-10-03 22:52:15
          I'm ignoring it, thank you. by josie_beller2007-10-03 23:21:07
          give her a second hadj .. it's late ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-03 22:57:45
            Right. She needs her sleep. by AlanTwo2007-10-03 23:00:45
              Some people, you need to take with a grain of salt by SouthpawPL2007-10-03 23:09:02
                I know where to get some ;) by Garrinka2007-10-03 23:14:38
                We haz one of thoze, methinks... (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-03 23:11:00
                  I can get one, have all the critter catalogs by josie_beller2007-10-03 23:18:08
                    No kenderz allowed.. :) ... by Garrinka2007-10-03 23:24:30
                      Should I bring mint dark chocolate truffles? (n/t) by josie_beller2007-10-03 23:50:30
                      Hrm... by AlanTwo2007-10-03 23:26:24
                    Hadji? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-03 23:18:52
RIP, one BOINC box (n/t) by archnerd2007-10-03 22:00:37
I sense my imminent demise... by NemoHac2007-10-03 21:52:02
  That's almost as bad as by josie_beller2007-10-03 22:15:43
    I like big (_|_)s anni can not lie! You udda by taitano2007-10-03 22:35:06
      Nah, that doesn't bother me because by josie_beller2007-10-03 23:12:08
    ~\o This is the song that never ends ~\o (n/t) by archnerd2007-10-03 22:23:21
      ~\o Yes it goes on and on my friend ~\o (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-03 22:30:29
  Yep, you're doomed. by Silverfire2007-10-03 22:08:28
    Or by fitzso2007-10-03 23:43:52
SotM: Journey - "Girl Can't Help It" by AlanTwo2007-10-03 21:16:56
  Journey - "Faithfully" by AlanTwo2007-10-03 21:29:40
walking through smoke and mirrors... by Garrinka2007-10-03 21:10:17
  Dark Side of the Glass -- Lori Yates by josie_beller2007-10-03 23:30:46
    You Learn -- Alanis Morissette by josie_beller2007-10-03 23:36:19
  Little Bird - Annie Lennox by Garrinka2007-10-03 21:34:58
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-10-03 21:00:03
Further proof that Sony is evil. by shadowsystems2007-10-03 20:32:05
  UK copyright law explicitly allows 'backup copies' by jeff_uk2007-10-03 23:53:57
  Entrapment? by fullmetal2007-10-03 22:14:15
    Didn't sony invent the Walkman??? o-O by taitano2007-10-04 00:08:25
    Does anyone here remember... by merfax2007-10-03 23:55:03
    Imation Vs Sony, Battle Royal!!!! (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 23:22:00
  If that's the case, I've stolen 635 songs just in by SouthpawPL2007-10-03 21:53:05
    Said from the top of Final Stand Ridge, not by taitano2007-10-03 22:59:54
      The tens of thousands who react to the statement by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 23:07:00
        And reach for something not DRMed... if they can. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 23:10:15
          Can't see that CD sales approach 0.. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 23:25:06
            It's not a good idea to slap an innocent customer by taitano2007-10-03 23:30:38
            No matter. Piracy will likely increase in response (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 23:28:49
              I know I'm ready to start. My little sis has over by taitano2007-10-03 23:34:29
    COME GET SOME! Mortal Kombat! by Garrinka2007-10-03 21:58:25
      Now you've done it... by AlanTwo2007-10-03 22:07:12
        pish Salukis ftw! go get im puppies! :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-03 22:09:09
  8-o What is this thing you call... "fair use"? by taitano2007-10-03 21:08:47
    It gets better: by merfax2007-10-03 23:49:24
  Okay, let me get this straight: by amp_man2007-10-03 21:08:19
    copy data != moving a physical object. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 22:17:02
  Film at 11. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 20:58:30
  Fair use died (in the US) in 1998. =/ by raptor_872007-10-03 20:42:48
  We needed further proof? (n/t) by arktus2007-10-03 20:42:17
  Here Here (n/t) by Snate2007-10-03 20:37:35
Gnight folks. See you all tomorrow. by HaX80r2007-10-03 20:08:33
  There are only Vikings in this post, but no spam. by Qcumber-some2007-10-03 20:55:08
  Green Eggs and Spam (n/t) by kiwifruit2007-10-03 20:17:08
    Oh, The Places You'll Spam! (n/t) by josie_beller2007-10-03 20:18:54
      One Spam Two Spam Red Spam Blue Spam (n/t) by josie_beller2007-10-03 21:36:59
        How the Spam Stole Christmas (n/t) by josie_beller2007-10-03 21:37:50
          And that's Spamalot! ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-03 21:40:41
      I eat ham and jam and spam a lot. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-03 20:48:24
        But then I have to push the Pramalot. X-{ *gnyuh!* (n/t) by taitano2007-10-04 00:43:53
Repost from earlier: Some music I wanted to share by Carthax2007-10-03 19:48:03
  And now I'm off to bed. by Carthax2007-10-03 20:06:48
Bad night by glitch2007-10-03 19:39:21
  Look at it this way.. by madnessasap2007-10-03 20:22:11
    Obligatory Hitchhikers Quote by intrinsic2007-10-03 22:59:26
    Defense against raptors by josie_beller2007-10-03 22:01:35
  I locked my keys in my car once by josie_beller2007-10-03 20:17:19
    one up on that by schwing12007-10-03 20:31:17
      One up on that: by themadkansan2007-10-03 20:49:02
        Thanks man. \o/ by Sharku2007-10-03 20:57:01
  Wow. Have you broken a mirror lately? by HaX80r2007-10-03 19:49:12
(X)HTML / CSS help request: check list by z1root2007-10-03 19:38:44
  I don't think you can add HTML with by ToLazyToThink2007-10-03 20:23:39
    Got a code snippet? by z1root2007-10-03 20:38:27
      Untested by ToLazyToThink2007-10-03 21:22:41
  Our of curiosity... by madnessasap2007-10-03 20:17:28
Check this out. by Woodburn2007-10-03 19:18:23
  Pfui. (n/t) by werehatrack2007-10-03 20:08:09
  Why didn't you make it an infinite loop? (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-03 19:36:13
    not possible, that's why. (n/t) by Freakazoid2007-10-03 23:37:51
      at least I don't think it is by Freakazoid2007-10-03 23:39:46
  Never seen open comments on that site :-P (n/t) by Qcumber-some2007-10-03 19:33:15
  Ha..Ha...Ha. (n/t) by Dshade2007-10-03 19:22:53
Also, UT3 will kick its ....behind. by fudje2007-10-03 19:18:17
I hope they cannot see, by fudje2007-10-03 19:13:43
  Although I wonder was potentential is. by fudje2007-10-03 19:15:32
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by themadkansan2007-10-03 19:04:42
  Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by hadji2007-10-03 22:20:14
    Wiigii! by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 22:21:41
  Boredome makes me do bad things. by taitano2007-10-03 20:40:05
  I still don't see how you can be bored with an by josie_beller2007-10-03 20:34:02
    I've read the whole internet. by themadkansan2007-10-03 20:38:57
      I believe it, now. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 20:49:04
  Boredom is the enemy! (n/t) by morenna2007-10-03 19:21:48
    Remember, citizens: happiness is mandatory. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-10-03 19:57:24
      And all unhappines is considered treason and by taitano2007-10-03 20:52:25
  Me too (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-03 19:10:47
    *snrk* by themadkansan2007-10-03 19:13:24
      *sigh* amature. I've been bored for twenty years. by taitano2007-10-03 20:36:19
        Feh. Piker. by themadkansan2007-10-03 20:39:36
          *sits down slowly in awe* I bow to the, oh by taitano2007-10-03 20:45:22
      I don't even wanna know then! lol (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-03 19:19:19
Gosh, this sucks this really sucks! by mysterious gurl2007-10-03 19:00:24
  Better threat by DesertRat662007-10-03 21:24:51
    And if you're really bad... by Hieraco2007-10-03 21:41:47
  just remember: She was defending you. by subbywan2007-10-03 21:04:50
  CHICK FIGHT!!!! by schwing12007-10-03 20:34:26
Attn: voxwoman... by lab rat2007-10-03 18:58:43
  Mostly I send people over to by voxwoman2007-10-03 19:03:47
    Thankee (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-03 19:14:23
  That would insight.... (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-03 19:03:06
How do I include a link in my posts? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 18:48:28
  What they said, plus remember that when you use by radiowave9112007-10-03 19:00:03
    Oh, and pay attention to the linking by voxwoman2007-10-03 19:05:59
      FYOSS? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 19:54:56
        Fourteen Year Old Sister Safe by Snate2007-10-03 20:00:48
          Thanks, y'all. I'm gonna go teach myself html now. by taitano2007-10-03 20:26:19
            Have fun storming the castle! by themadkansan2007-10-03 20:51:50
              I'll bring you Humperdink's coat as a trophy! (n/t by taitano2007-10-03 21:15:15
          Ah! Ok. Easy for me. I am oldest of 4 and only boy (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 20:20:06
  use html by joresgump2007-10-03 18:56:32
  Use the HTML tags by voxwoman2007-10-03 18:54:48
  Like this: by Sharku2007-10-03 18:53:44
    Okay....how did you do that? by josie_beller2007-10-03 20:37:05
      You have to use the HTML codes for the brackets by Snate2007-10-03 20:45:04
        Wow! These guys are the ones I'm referring to by taitano2007-10-03 23:07:42
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-10-03 20:57:52
    Mod'd: 2 of 3 (n/t) by Tyop2007-10-03 20:58:23
    2nd dept of redundancy vetoed m0deration by Tyop2007-10-03 20:54:46
      So stupid, so early, so little coffee. by Tyop2007-10-03 20:59:48
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-10-03 20:52:50
    Mod'd: Triple post. (n/t) by Tyop2007-10-03 20:53:20
    Hey! I know that site! (n/t) by Myke2007-10-03 19:05:21
    Mods tiple post by voxwoman2007-10-03 18:55:43
SotM: Call me when your sober - Evanscence by Garrinka2007-10-03 18:38:50
  Is it "Your" in the actual title? by josie_beller2007-10-03 20:54:26
    josie honey there is reason I posted these lyrics by Garrinka2007-10-03 21:00:31
      Sorry, like I said, was ? about lyrics, not you by josie_beller2007-10-03 21:12:28
        honey *hugs* sorry been on edge for by Garrinka2007-10-03 21:14:58
          "Angry All The Time" -- Tim McGraw by josie_beller2007-10-03 21:28:31
    Just a typo ;) by kyrasantae2007-10-03 20:55:44
  Fool for you lovin' - Whitesnake by Garrinka2007-10-03 18:42:28
    Here I go again - Whitesnake by Garrinka2007-10-03 18:47:08
      Downtime -- Jo Dee Messina by josie_beller2007-10-03 21:01:55
        Cool -- Gwen Stefani by josie_beller2007-10-03 21:07:47
      Love Bites - Def Leppard by undrcvrparothed2007-10-03 20:50:58
C++ Gurus: operator+ overloading by dennismv2007-10-03 18:33:19
  Probable fix. by williamashbless2007-10-03 19:58:30
  IIRC: by sgrunt2007-10-03 19:34:25
  It's a bit messy. by Nath32007-10-03 19:04:34
    Or if you want to twist your brain in a knot by ToLazyToThink2007-10-03 19:50:49
      FIXORED !! by dennismv2007-10-03 19:58:46
        Why do that? by Nath32007-10-03 20:42:42
        Well yeah, you could fix it like that by ToLazyToThink2007-10-03 20:12:15
          hmm one problem by dennismv2007-10-03 20:22:21
            Yep by ToLazyToThink2007-10-03 20:27:50
              thanks by dennismv2007-10-03 20:37:28
            You could eliminate the first. by williamashbless2007-10-03 20:26:14
  Possible points of leakage. by fudje2007-10-03 19:00:41
  Do it in a proper language. by Qcumber-some2007-10-03 18:36:27
    oooh but there is only one true language :) (n/t) by dennismv2007-10-03 18:46:06
      lisp. (n/t) by fudje2007-10-03 19:03:51
Just won my first NoLimit Texas Holdem tournament by Qcumber-some2007-10-03 18:11:42
  Wow you were both bluffing by glitch2007-10-03 19:41:05
    The last hand was mechanical (by both players) by Qcumber-some2007-10-03 19:56:53
      I wanted to say: We bluffed, but not at this hand. (n/t) by Qcumber-some2007-10-03 19:57:47
  grats man! :) not easy to do *high five* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-03 18:44:20
    Thanks :-) by Qcumber-some2007-10-03 19:21:40
Apparently, my dream home is a by radiowave9112007-10-03 17:40:49
  I don't know how it arrived at this, but by RoraJoey2007-10-03 22:27:28
  Mine is a by DrDeisel2007-10-03 20:58:12
    Hey - That link changed - it really was a by DrDeisel2007-10-03 21:02:32
  Philanthropic Gamer's Mansion. by RetiQlum22007-10-03 20:35:13
  Gamer's Hideout by madnessasap2007-10-03 20:30:55
  LOL by Silverfire2007-10-03 20:17:00
  The one I have now, but fixed up. by werehatrack2007-10-03 20:07:05
  Magic Gamer's Hideout by ShadoCat2007-10-03 19:52:28
    Mine is just a plain ole Gamer's Hideout... by kiwifruit2007-10-03 20:18:25
    Cooking, no? (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-03 19:54:29
  wizard's mansion by morenna2007-10-03 19:20:33
  My dream home by robertltux2007-10-03 19:13:14
  Philanthropic Coder's Mansion by Danu2007-10-03 18:58:38
    Mod's dbl post. Got greedy- wanted two mansions (n/t) by Danu2007-10-03 19:01:31
  Philanthropic Coder's Mansion by Danu2007-10-03 18:57:06
  Philanthropic Gamer's Mansion by DesertRat662007-10-03 18:47:56
  Philanthropic Time-Lord's Mansion (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-03 18:44:11
    Same here (n/t) by voxwoman2007-10-03 18:48:33
      I think we have it the best. by subbywan2007-10-03 18:54:12
        Of course! by voxwoman2007-10-03 18:56:44
  Philanthropic Gamer's Mansion; comlete wit X-Wing. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 18:39:06
  Here's mine: by thejugglingking2007-10-03 18:13:11
  Rough Gamer's Mansion :) by Garrinka2007-10-03 18:04:22
  Magic Magnate's Manor. by esbita2007-10-03 18:03:33
    Wait, you ghost-authored that too!? (n/t) by krikkert2007-10-03 18:57:47
  Four-wheeling Gamer's Retreat by fitzso2007-10-03 17:58:14
  Har. by krikkert2007-10-03 17:54:33
    wow. A romance library instead of by voxwoman2007-10-03 18:58:45
      ARGH! by krikkert2007-10-03 19:21:48
        Too late! by AlanTwo2007-10-03 20:57:03
  Athletic Coder's Stronghold. by HaX80r2007-10-03 17:51:22
  Spawn-camping Coder's Stronghold by AlanTwo2007-10-03 17:45:25
But I don't WANNA change my password... by fitzso2007-10-03 17:34:24
  Only 7? by undrcvrparothed2007-10-03 18:05:46
    well by fitzso2007-10-03 18:24:04
Hey hadji, I answered your FTL question.... by Sharku2007-10-03 17:07:46
  Thanks. Didn't know that's how warp drive worked. by hadji2007-10-03 17:55:45
    Now can he explain Ludiquist speed? by NDwight2007-10-03 18:41:21
      Lutefisk Speed? (n/t) by themadkansan2007-10-03 18:59:59
        It is achieved in transit to the loo. (n/t) by werehatrack2007-10-03 20:09:13
      Ludicrous speed perhaps. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-10-03 18:42:35
        Paint yourself plaid. by fudje2007-10-03 19:03:19
          so a dead stop is ludicrous? by joecrouse2007-10-03 19:23:11
            Only if you're painted plaid. (n/t) by fudje2007-10-03 21:31:37
    threadjack: hey hadji need your order please :) by Garrinka2007-10-03 17:57:14
      Done. (n/t) by hadji2007-10-03 18:06:53
        k hon ty ... makes things easier :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-10-03 18:09:39
Do shell scripts need to be terminated? by sab04032007-10-03 17:03:35
  What are you trying to do with that if? by Sharku2007-10-03 17:28:24
    Basically, if (it's equal to) then (whatever) by sab04032007-10-03 20:45:43
  some_process or mailx by ToLazyToThink2007-10-03 17:08:20
    that's exactly it by sab04032007-10-03 20:46:12
Digital Geek Finder, finding digital geeks. by taitano2007-10-03 16:58:14
  Spoiler by oot2007-10-03 19:11:18
    *Beep Beep Beep* Aha! found one! ;) (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 19:59:20
  Using that here is like using a sneakoscope... by williamashbless2007-10-03 17:03:25
    So, wuduzit say? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 17:39:29
    Or a sub's periscope to find water. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 17:06:46
      Yes, but that analogy is less geeky. (n/t) by williamashbless2007-10-03 17:11:45
        Sorry, forest. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 17:17:04
        How about using RADAR in a forets to find a tree? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 17:16:30
The old saying 'unplug it and see who screams' by jeff_uk2007-10-03 16:42:05
  Just don't do it in the ICU. :D (n/t) by Sharku2007-10-03 17:26:19
  That's fun to do with breakers/fuses. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-03 16:53:55
    Or LAN cables. by taitano2007-10-03 17:04:09
Canadian UFIES Unite by drugless2007-10-03 16:19:28
  Dyslexic Canadian Ufies UNTIE!! (n/t) by wwill2007-10-03 18:45:28
  Are you factoring in Import costs? (n/t) by DesertRat662007-10-03 18:38:32
  your supply chain is MUCH less by joecrouse2007-10-03 17:47:36
  The eldest son is also frustrated by this. by Danu2007-10-03 16:54:24
    Heard a fellow on a CBC call-in show on Sunday by othercomics2007-10-03 17:12:45
      btw, thanks. It's nice to know it is possible. (n/t) by Danu2007-10-03 17:23:42
      I alredy suggested the same to him. It is worth it by Danu2007-10-03 17:21:11
        s/alredy/already/ (n/t) by Danu2007-10-03 17:22:00
  It could depend on when the stock was imported. by AndyA2007-10-03 16:32:20
    "making more money" is a legitimate reason by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 18:21:23
  right, get litigious, that helps. by shminux2007-10-03 16:29:32
    But it's the American way! by toysbfun2007-10-03 16:52:37
  Books and magazines are affected as well. by Peace_man2007-10-03 16:26:52
    It's all part of a sneaky American strategy to by Danu2007-10-03 17:08:44
    For dual-price products, remind the retailers that by kahuana2007-10-03 16:32:34
Matlab question: by MrTrick2007-10-03 16:18:04
  I think you're (almost?) right. by williamashbless2007-10-03 16:55:07
    That makes a lot of sense... by MrTrick2007-10-03 17:05:24
      If you don't have a scientific reason for... by williamashbless2007-10-03 17:22:17
        Yup, fair enough. by MrTrick2007-10-03 17:51:20
      Ah, this makes a bit of sense. by MrTrick2007-10-03 17:18:06
        Yes, the fft might produce 'one sided power' by williamashbless2007-10-03 17:26:55
  wait, that doesn't give a nice result either... by MrTrick2007-10-03 16:43:53
    Reference level maybe? See wikipedia on decibel. (n/t) by williamashbless2007-10-03 16:55:57
Mmm...glad I mustered the energy to cook. by esbita2007-10-03 16:14:51
  You got the Darwin salmon? by RoraJoey2007-10-03 22:29:56
    Caught one yesterday, by the fizz plant. 8-O ( (n/t) by taitano2007-10-04 22:47:40
  Consarnit!! Yall's makin me hungry! Now quittit. ( (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 17:18:55
  Did you add some Dijon? by kahuana2007-10-03 16:38:47
    On a fillet, all you need is by taitano2007-10-03 16:49:20
      cooked fish..ewww me likeess it raw :) by Garrinka2007-10-03 17:06:05
        You don't eat salmon raw :P by AlanTwo2007-10-03 17:16:20
          Sorry, I dont smoke. ;-D (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 17:41:17
            *thwaps you with the tuna* by AlanTwo2007-10-03 17:48:46
        Mmmm! Sushi... without the other stuff. :-P`` (n/t by taitano2007-10-03 17:10:07
  Oooh. Yes, delicious. I get my salmon for free by taitano2007-10-03 16:19:54
    *whiiiiiiiiiine* by esbita2007-10-03 16:30:15
      <slaps cards on table> Gofish! Oops, wrong game by taitano2007-10-03 16:39:53
TTGTB by sauerlandcowboy2007-10-03 16:11:20
carpal tunnel ? by dennismv2007-10-03 15:38:35
  I had carpal tunnel really bad about six years ago by schwing12007-10-03 20:43:08
    wow, thanks so much ! by dennismv2007-10-04 00:01:16
  Risk factors and debunking by werehatrack2007-10-03 20:01:30
    thanks so much !! by dennismv2007-10-04 23:08:59
  If you're at any risk of having diabetes... by Jeff_UK2007-10-03 17:18:44
  Carpool Tunnel. ;D (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 16:12:47
  Several rules: by sauerlandcowboy2007-10-03 15:49:57
    30cm rule elaboration requested by dennismv2007-10-03 18:35:17
  What is "a while"? (n/t) by BorgKing2007-10-03 15:43:32
    20 minutes.. (n/t) by dennismv2007-10-03 18:33:53
Chicago Ufies! need pizza order please ;) by Garrinka2007-10-03 15:35:33
  Hmm...I can eat Pizza by Silverfire2007-10-03 20:22:41
    Pizza blanco. :) by AlanTwo2007-10-03 21:03:11
  Anything except anchovies. by AlanTwo2007-10-03 18:14:07
  As far as pizza goes, I'll eat anything without by hadji2007-10-03 18:05:46
    Meatless pizza is evil.... (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-03 18:11:06
      So are my puns. What's your point? (n/t) by hadji2007-10-03 20:43:57
        More than just evil. by themadkansan2007-10-03 20:53:48
          so are his puns. :o) by morenna2007-10-04 06:53:34
  NO sausage. by esbita2007-10-03 16:12:31
  P.S. how many bars of orgazmo chocolate to get? ;) by Garrinka2007-10-03 15:43:20
    Lots. by esbita2007-10-03 16:15:35
      don't worry silver wants some too ;) by Garrinka2007-10-03 18:29:56
        OH HECK YEAH! by Silverfire2007-10-03 21:49:48
  Wish I could be there. Are there any Worcester MA. by HaX80r2007-10-03 15:40:14
    time to fly in hon Snarl did ;) by Garrinka2007-10-03 15:41:26
      Jyfarm lives there, I I visit several times a year by RetiQlum22007-10-03 15:50:05
        Higgins? I live within walking distance of there! (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-03 15:52:31
      According to Google - 948 miles. by HaX80r2007-10-03 15:43:31
        hon I used to live in CT :) by Garrinka2007-10-03 15:44:26
E-mail problem... (repost) by arktus2007-10-03 15:35:13
  Several things, but... by sauerlandcowboy2007-10-03 15:42:02
    Well, she uses Trend-Micro PC-cillin. by arktus2007-10-03 15:51:04
      Funny features... by sauerlandcowboy2007-10-03 15:59:56
        The update still works. by arktus2007-10-03 16:07:06
shameless self-promotion by joresgump2007-10-03 15:25:42
  Yes, but I am the Evil Overlord. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-03 15:39:02
    Evil is SUCH a subjective word... :-| by taitano2007-10-03 15:45:41
      But subjectivity is objective! by HaX80r2007-10-03 15:51:53
        Hey, everyone! I've found an honest Politician! by taitano2007-10-03 16:53:10
          Thanks. I'll be running for Dictator in 2012. (n/t by HaX80r2007-10-03 17:33:56
            Which way? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 21:20:30
              an unique party :) (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-03 22:16:12
                Tupperware party? Unique indeed! (n/t) by taitano2007-10-04 00:40:17
                  How do you catch a unique animal? by taitano2007-10-04 00:41:22
            no NIN fans here? :( (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-03 18:43:49
              I'm a NIN fan. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-03 19:34:33
                so "the great destroyer" sounds familiar to you? ( (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-03 22:15:19
Just got back from a physical. The nurse looked... by HaX80r2007-10-03 15:20:40
  Actually I've just remembered I had the same... by jeff_uk2007-10-03 16:47:10
  You just couldn't make 200 eh! (n/t) by Myke2007-10-03 16:14:29
  Woah... careful around sharp objects... by jeff_uk2007-10-03 15:30:08
    That would explain why I got blood on my ceiling.. by HaX80r2007-10-03 15:38:29
  *pretends to know what normal is* (n/t) by TheGM2007-10-03 15:25:45
    140/95 is considered the high enough to by AndyA2007-10-03 15:34:03
      Why the hwll was SHE nervous? It may be by taitano2007-10-03 16:00:58
      Yeah, they let me stew in the room for a half hour by HaX80r2007-10-03 15:41:55
        The last time a pretty nurse took my pulse by run.dll2007-10-03 15:45:43
AAAAARGGGGGHHHHHH by Stuka2007-10-03 15:07:19
  check the BIOS by Freakazoid2007-10-03 15:59:42
  Windows Borked BADLY. by joecrouse2007-10-03 15:31:46
Curious about DC power adapters. by run.dll2007-10-03 14:59:12
  There is no standard. by AndyA2007-10-03 15:25:21
    Those supplies of which you speak do limit current by kahuana2007-10-03 16:36:09
  Maybe, by lheggland2007-10-03 15:14:13
  There are several hundred power jack designs. by vetitice2007-10-03 15:07:22
    And put the labels on the end of the cable by AndyA2007-10-03 15:16:09
      Typewriter on a STICK! by vetitice2007-10-03 16:29:01
  nope, just another example of cost chosing by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 15:05:29
Easter Egg in Heroes! :D <spoiler> by jeff_uk2007-10-03 14:46:35
  Oh that old one =) (n/t) by oedlan2007-10-03 22:16:29
  I saw that, too! I wondered if it was by SouthpawPL2007-10-03 21:56:51
  Dang! I thought you meant a DVD by voxwoman2007-10-03 19:08:37
  I spotted that! by dodrian2007-10-03 14:48:59
    I saw it too - I was rolling! (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-03 14:56:16
1 new HD for our NetApp on the way. :) by techi8702007-10-03 14:33:35
  me wuntz FAS... bt no hav NE munny :( (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-10-03 14:56:30
    When they told me what our NetApp cost I really by techi8702007-10-03 15:15:27
      i droppd netapp... goes home now k? (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-10-03 15:19:39
Riddle me this, riddle me that (advice needed) by BorgKing2007-10-03 14:33:15
  I had one that did the same thing.... by bluedog9872007-10-03 16:10:02
  Check the jumpers to see if it is operating in by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 14:44:29
    Yes. Or any other enclosure for that matter. (n/t) by BorgKing2007-10-03 15:13:39
      Go to that drive manufactureres site and by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 15:23:19
    Something else I have heard aobut is where by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 14:50:38
      No partitioning software... (n/t) by BorgKing2007-10-03 15:14:55
  define: "connect it to a windows system" by Freakazoid2007-10-03 14:43:28
    Both, external and internal. (n/t) by BorgKing2007-10-03 15:13:59
  Borked partition table? by sauerlandcowboy2007-10-03 14:40:45
    yes tried it, dunno exactly what came up by BorgKing2007-10-03 14:41:50
      There are some good... by sauerlandcowboy2007-10-03 14:47:30
Anyone remember buzzword bingo? by yazdi2007-10-03 14:18:51
  Let me guess: by sauerlandcowboy2007-10-03 15:15:55
    Actually, no by yazdi2007-10-03 15:47:00
  Same ad in English I'd guess by Stuka2007-10-03 14:30:23
A more practical science question. by hadji2007-10-03 14:14:42
  Depends what you mean by radiation by basher202007-10-03 15:08:23
  Especially jupiter moon europa: by Ascag2007-10-03 14:50:55
  The entire atmosphere shields us from radiation, by run.dll2007-10-03 14:37:06
    The self-generated radiation is a cool phenomenon by basher202007-10-03 15:25:55
  I wouldn't necessarily rule out bacteria. by pas512007-10-03 14:21:17
Growf? by mekkanik_mike2007-10-03 14:02:28
  The correct spelling is : ==> growfs ! by ideur2007-10-03 14:15:26
  tmk, quit hacking mekkanik_mike's account. by sgrunt2007-10-03 14:15:12
  You say that a lot these days .... by Klaranth2007-10-03 14:11:50
    I do not think it means what you think it means. ( (n/t) by theanomaly2007-10-03 15:06:41
Can a batch file do this? Or would it require by Carthax2007-10-03 13:49:44
  OS == Vista by Carthax2007-10-03 14:08:09
    There's some file name parsing in CMD.EXE by kahuana2007-10-03 16:41:06
      (oops) You're looking for "For" in particular. (n/t) by kahuana2007-10-03 16:42:39
    batch files aint that cool... by mekkanik_mike2007-10-03 14:09:45
    Windows Scripting Host and VBScript by merlin2007-10-03 14:09:09
  you can knock one up in .net... by mekkanik_mike2007-10-03 14:01:01
  no batch file needed... by OsteSpiser2007-10-03 14:00:32
  Dunno about a 'pure' batch file...PowerShell could by Stuka2007-10-03 13:51:18
  What OS? It would be very easy to write by merlin2007-10-03 13:50:52
Remember, pee before you apply the tiger balm, the by Bellator2007-10-03 13:47:42
  Also if you have Jungle Rot by DesertRat662007-10-03 14:23:54
    all I can say is *ouch*...(faints) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 14:29:01
  When I was young... by abaron2007-10-03 14:06:22
    But my son... by jsr2007-10-03 14:37:15
      Mom switched to hot pepper powder by Silverfire2007-10-03 21:53:34
      I've been told my parents tried the same trick by PeKaJe2007-10-03 14:50:57
  Or in other words: by ideur2007-10-03 14:05:43
    and for working with radioisotopes :-) (n/t) by morenna2007-10-03 14:14:45
      mods: i double posted. :-( (n/t) by morenna2007-10-03 14:15:24
    <Deleted><Deleted>2007-10-03 14:18:39
      Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2007-10-03 14:18:50
    I use surgical gloves for that :) but you by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 14:09:42
  *raises hand* Join the club... by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 14:05:18
  *shudders* by merlin2007-10-03 13:49:05
    wusses :P by subbywan2007-10-03 13:53:31
      "Sandpaper is better. by SnArL2007-10-03 14:03:17
        Nothin says lovin like a condom made of by shadowsystems2007-10-03 14:13:53
      On a condom? What did the girl ever do to you? (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-03 13:59:50
        No, not on a condom. (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-03 14:01:31
          Speaking from experience, are we? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-03 14:36:19
            Multiple, yep (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-03 14:37:49
              >.< by AlanTwo2007-10-03 14:42:13
              I can see why you would try it. by Esteis2007-10-03 14:41:05
                Try the "light" version by subbywan2007-10-03 14:46:38
      Ok, my pucker factor just increased exponentially (n/t) by merlin2007-10-03 13:54:08
Two networking questions. by Esteis2007-10-03 13:40:50
  Right, so I'm calling the ISP tomorrow for a by Esteis2007-10-03 14:13:26
    Argh. My dad apparantly already received a replace by Esteis2007-10-03 14:31:49
  Never mind the [1]. I wanted to know the general by Esteis2007-10-03 13:58:10
  Seems clear: by sauerlandcowboy2007-10-03 13:47:15
  Answers (or suppositions) by abaron2007-10-03 13:45:34
    Hokay. Now to find out why the warm reboots happen by Esteis2007-10-03 13:54:33
      Doubtfull that it's the environment. by abaron2007-10-03 14:02:26
      What Router are you using? by sauerlandcowboy2007-10-03 14:00:45
        Speedtouch 570. SPI = Security Parameter Index, by Esteis2007-10-03 14:08:05
          Yes, QOS is Quality of Service. by merlin2007-10-03 14:11:01
            What, ONLY a 10MB attachment? by Stuka2007-10-03 14:17:29
            Sounds interesting. I'll read up on it. (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-03 14:14:07
    Suppositories!! The network's all clogged up by merlin2007-10-03 13:47:16
      or Packet Lube, :P (n/t) by the_diggity2007-10-03 13:47:50
  Answers! by Stuka2007-10-03 13:45:25
  On q2: A fair number of admins turn off by merlin2007-10-03 13:43:01
    Ah, that makes sense. Ta. by Esteis2007-10-03 13:46:21
      Traceroute through it. by abaron2007-10-03 14:04:54
Oh my g-d by mysterious gurl2007-10-03 13:38:30
  e-mail Myke and Illiad by DesertRat662007-10-03 13:42:47
    I don't know how. (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-03 13:44:46
      emails in their corresponding diaries (n/t) by shminux2007-10-03 13:47:03
      Well, it's pretty easy actually. by merlin2007-10-03 13:46:16
  But...how are you posting that, then? by the_diggity2007-10-03 13:39:32
    OK, as I reread it it makes sense, (n/t) by the_diggity2007-10-03 13:45:43
    I'm not at school. I just got home. (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-10-03 13:41:26
    On UF, one assumes. (n/t) by Didactylos2007-10-03 13:40:44
      That's how I read it. She is most likely by merlin2007-10-03 13:41:26
        Like any of us has cause to say that during work by theanomaly2007-10-03 13:59:38
          Managing web-filtering software is such a bore.... by jeff_uk2007-10-03 15:32:35
          Uh - I do :P (n/t) by Myke2007-10-03 14:22:47
            It *is* your job to be on here... by mekkanik_mike2007-10-03 15:37:43
          *nods* (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-03 14:08:05
          *grins* (n/t) by merlin2007-10-03 14:05:23
        *nods* (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-03 13:43:02
        UF forum is educational :P (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-03 13:42:48
    The Magic of the Intartubes (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-03 13:40:36
*spontaneous singing* by joresgump2007-10-03 13:38:22
  Hello my ragtime gal! (n/t) by the_diggity2007-10-03 13:44:15
    Send me a kissw by wire, (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-10-03 15:28:44
      Baby, my hearts on fire! (n/t) by hyzenthlay2007-10-03 16:06:02
  Grumble ... Stupid Frog .... Grumble (n/t) by ChUcKaB2007-10-03 13:39:55
    if you refuse me, honey you lose me !!!!! (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-03 13:43:45
      *Closes box and buries it under some concrete* by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 14:04:10
        Mmmph mmmph, mphh mph, mphh mmmph. (n/t) by run.dll2007-10-03 15:02:41
      *throws smelly socks* (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-10-03 14:03:41
        *chokes* (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-03 15:01:05
Fears of Censorship/Fines even after Court OK by Snate2007-10-03 13:28:33
  I don't like the way they compare by imperito2007-10-03 13:45:10
    Perhaps they are arguing prior constraint? (n/t) by merlin2007-10-03 13:49:58
ARQ I need to catsup on my sf. Any advice? by taitano2007-10-03 13:13:03
  Oh and Cory Doctorow by voxwoman2007-10-03 13:30:06
    Ruled?? Sysadmins rule the earth right now. ;-D (n (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 14:05:36
  Ketchup on your sofa? Pelt it with finches, pronto (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-03 13:28:30
  ketcup or catch up? by voxwoman2007-10-03 13:25:18
    Thanks, but what about by taitano2007-10-03 14:11:55
      the old BSG was incredibly stupid by voxwoman2007-10-03 14:42:03
    Flim! by Didactylos2007-10-03 13:38:00
      what's wrong with it??!!?? by voxwoman2007-10-03 14:39:45
        Kinda like TOS Trek. Except in TOS Trek, by taitano2007-10-03 15:35:43
          Put TOS into context by voxwoman2007-10-03 18:46:55
            Iwannabe a space hippy! PLEESE??? =D (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 21:29:45
      I don't find the new Flash Gordon series... by Nea2007-10-03 14:23:26
        Because all the actors are expressionless by voxwoman2007-10-03 14:40:36
          Well... yes... :) by Nea2007-10-03 14:57:41
      Nothing that not knowing the old series would cove by robertltux2007-10-03 13:49:10
  There are some authors I really like. by Peace_man2007-10-03 13:24:00
Advice by SnappingTurtle2007-10-03 13:05:26
  if somebody quotes chapter and verse to you by robertltux2007-10-03 13:55:32
  Ospruce. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-03 13:38:55
  Advice is like snow, by run.dll2007-10-03 13:28:16
  If you don't take it after asking for it by voxwoman2007-10-03 13:11:58
    s/may/WILL/ (n/t) by SnArL2007-10-03 13:25:02
  Insufficient information to make an assessment. by pas512007-10-03 13:09:56
  Words of experience (n/t) by hyzenthlay2007-10-03 13:09:08
It's raining and back and hip hurt... (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-03 12:55:15
Are we headed towards a 2 Tier internet? by techi8702007-10-03 12:41:28
  I see two problems right away. by toysbfun2007-10-03 13:55:38
    Can be re-issued but afaik, only one person has by vampire2007-10-03 14:34:22
      It may be rare, but it's at least possible. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-10-03 14:53:38
  US Military and Government agencies by SQLRat2007-10-03 13:35:58
  You can't really argue with disconnecting by jiteo2007-10-03 12:54:33
    The net may not kill you but giving children by techi8702007-10-03 12:59:07
      So can access to a Library (n/t) by hyzenthlay2007-10-03 13:08:22
      Same is true for the rest of by jiteo2007-10-03 13:00:33
I have a solution that will end war between humans by SnArL2007-10-03 12:31:44
  beep...beep...beep.. YO MOMMA!..beep...beep...beep (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-10-03 15:23:40
  the robotech solution? by joresgump2007-10-03 13:44:47
    Think more Starship Troopers (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-03 13:52:13
      I've not read it by joresgump2007-10-03 13:53:23
        For this, read the book or see the movie by subbywan2007-10-03 13:55:15
  I had a similar idea for a story. by toysbfun2007-10-03 13:44:02
  Won't work. by Peace_man2007-10-03 13:25:11
    Far, FAR too limited a scope to be viable (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-03 13:41:57
    So you are saying that humans will be ... by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 13:37:25
      I'm saying that outside forces won't make us by Peace_man2007-10-03 13:40:24
        They have in the past. by subbywan2007-10-03 13:41:27
          If you are stating that as a general rule, by Peace_man2007-10-03 13:58:29
            As they are, no, they're not. by subbywan2007-10-03 14:02:48
              I have to agree to you both to a point by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 15:19:46
  would not work by roadhog2007-10-03 13:15:01
    If Canada invaded the US, we'd be happy by SnArL2007-10-03 14:06:04
      my dad order candian whiskey once by roadhog2007-10-03 15:20:06
        That's because Canadian whiskey sucks by SnArL2007-10-03 19:24:29
  Well, I'd rather .... by aix tom2007-10-03 12:56:36
    Vogons? (n/t) by SnArL2007-10-03 13:03:15
      Lizards ... (n/t) by PeKaJe2007-10-03 13:15:20
      Pak by EndlessWaves2007-10-03 13:10:33
  Been reading Harry Turtledove? (n/t) by lab rat2007-10-03 12:53:46
  The resulting interstellar war by voxwoman2007-10-03 12:43:04
    But for the brief period of time before that by SnArL2007-10-03 12:47:13
      and for the infinit period of time after that by othercomics2007-10-03 12:51:29
        See? Lasting peace! (n/t) by SnArL2007-10-03 12:55:06
    Or just set a micro black hole by Havoc2007-10-03 12:45:26
      One of the Greg Bear novels had that by voxwoman2007-10-03 12:48:58
        "Hammer of G-d" was Niven and Pournelle. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-10-03 15:47:45
        Forge of God, actually by voxwoman2007-10-03 12:52:52
      Micro black holes aren't stable by archnerd2007-10-03 12:48:03
        By the way, to help accelerate this discussion: by archnerd2007-10-03 12:57:24
          That's an absolutely AWESOME link! (n/t) by SnArL2007-10-03 13:24:21
            The web page writer isn't a physicist, by run.dll2007-10-03 14:53:57
            Excep that they claim the 'grey goo' ending by Havoc2007-10-03 13:29:04
  Sounds like a good movie :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-03 12:41:08
  Or just, you know, by jiteo2007-10-03 12:36:45
    book title: "To Serve Man" by Freakazoid2007-10-03 14:34:54
    *pictures work crews swarming over 3000ft metal by othercomics2007-10-03 12:44:03
    Maybe they will be humanitarians. by Havoc2007-10-03 12:40:26
  Great. Was this the rationale used by by skern2007-10-03 12:35:39
  We'd get our collective a3es handed to us by bimkins2007-10-03 12:34:08
    Not necessarily by archnerd2007-10-03 12:40:20
      All they'd have to do is aim some large by voxwoman2007-10-03 12:44:21
        That is a *lot* of energy by archnerd2007-10-03 12:47:15
          Nah, they are already moving by Havoc2007-10-03 13:19:02
          The spacecraft would move the asteroid by voxwoman2007-10-03 12:54:46
    Peace on Earth by Havoc2007-10-03 12:39:25
    I have for a long time favored this solution. (n/t by arktus2007-10-03 12:38:44
  V'ger is already on its way. (n/t) by Sharku2007-10-03 12:33:37
  I think you're giving too much credit to humans. ( (n/t) by merlin2007-10-03 12:33:36
Opinions by SnappingTurtle2007-10-03 12:29:36
  They're just like $unary_anatomical_feature by merlin2007-10-03 12:37:49
  I agree. (n/t) by jiteo2007-10-03 12:37:03
  An anagram of opine is by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 12:30:53
    no pie! (n/t) by MadJo2007-10-03 12:41:48
      e on pi by pas512007-10-03 13:12:27
      no fair! by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 12:57:00
        Blueberries!! by Nea2007-10-03 13:40:15
Best Ad ever on a site. by kiwifruit2007-10-03 12:24:35
  Actually, I hate those types of ads. by merlin2007-10-03 12:28:55
    They are "neat" but I think Roll-over by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 13:35:53
Gah. If I get any more bored by voxwoman2007-10-03 12:21:27
  As long as you're here by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 12:22:41
Someone remind me tomorrow to buy Gooshy Food by Hieraco2007-10-03 12:15:35
  I know what you mean. by staticsan2007-10-03 16:16:56
  - Hey! Something moved. (n/t) by Imp2007-10-03 13:03:25
  You forgot one by merlin2007-10-03 12:17:10
Zune now does wireless synching by theanomaly2007-10-03 11:59:08
*sound of an arrow in flight, then *THUNK** by AlanTwo2007-10-03 11:53:53
  sound of an arrow in flight? by SnappingTurtle2007-10-03 12:12:10
    Transcript by othercomics2007-10-03 12:19:01
    I do. :) by Havoc2007-10-03 12:17:00
      Gosh they never sounded like that in archery by SnappingTurtle2007-10-03 12:20:21
        Huh. My experience was more like this: by merlin2007-10-03 12:22:48
          You got cut by a feather. Tch Tch Tch. by Havoc2007-10-03 12:25:58
        That might be because by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 12:21:55
      I've never heard of that Python movie. by merlin2007-10-03 12:18:38
        If you run, you'll just be tired. by Havoc2007-10-03 12:24:24
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? ( (n/t) by hadji2007-10-03 11:46:04
  At least you didn't say by RoraJoey2007-10-03 22:42:30
  How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man? (n/t) by Nath32007-10-03 14:35:50
  aleph-null. (n/t) by pas512007-10-03 13:57:08
  Into what? (n/t) by veran2007-10-03 13:48:43
  Real men aren't afraid of the dark. :-P~ by Hieraco2007-10-03 12:10:13
    but they're afraid of grues (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-03 13:41:33
  Into what? (n/t) by werehatrack2007-10-03 12:01:38
    Darkbulbs! 8-o X-D (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 12:50:47
  Four. by skippy-ish_guy2007-10-03 11:53:58
    Look at the bulbs on that one! (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-03 12:23:46
      Alright you!!!! I just choked on my coffee (n/t) by merlin2007-10-03 12:35:15
        *bows* (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-03 13:48:51
  Given the ordinary orientation of incandescent... by basher202007-10-03 11:50:05
    And with bayonet fitting sockets... by staticsan2007-10-03 16:18:58
  None. That's women's work. by run.dll2007-10-03 11:47:38
    *runs screaming for cover* by taitano2007-10-03 12:41:06
    *attaches anvil to case of lightbulbs* by morenna2007-10-03 12:04:00
      *hands run.dll a small parasol* (n/t) by werehatrack2007-10-03 12:04:54
  Yes. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 11:47:38
  That depends by DesertRat662007-10-03 11:47:33
    I almost thought you had it. by hadji2007-10-03 12:03:15
Heh - dumb Java client update alert. by theanomaly2007-10-03 11:28:38
  For the average computer user this is an important by Qcumber-some2007-10-03 11:54:04
    and it should not be bundled with a Java update! by emlaabs2007-10-03 12:37:28
      it was more an add. by roadhog2007-10-03 13:16:49
      Assuming you know it exists. by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 12:41:53
Invoke(Uficle): E-mail problem (from last night) by arktus2007-10-03 11:11:48
  Hum. Did I post this too early? by arktus2007-10-03 14:11:15
  Something odd that may be related. by arktus2007-10-03 13:11:42
  If you have another machine that works by abaron2007-10-03 11:24:07
    The thing is... by arktus2007-10-03 11:27:52
(drink warning) I want to see if this makes by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 11:04:52
  This made me laugh: by SnArL2007-10-03 12:10:35
  can children get to the Middlesex County Library by voxwoman2007-10-03 11:55:52
    What about info on breast cancer? by bimkins2007-10-03 12:06:56
      Or sky charts showing what stars are visible by Sterling_Ag2007-10-03 12:13:07
        But it's not using keyword filters or bayesian by merlin2007-10-03 12:14:27
  Sugar-coating the world is bad policy. by werehatrack2007-10-03 11:34:42
    Indeed. by staticsan2007-10-03 16:28:25
    It only encourages aliens to eat it. (n/t) by hadji2007-10-03 11:38:18
  What makes me laugh is that, given it's a by hadji2007-10-03 11:07:25
FTL travel consequences? by hadji2007-10-03 11:03:40
  Not to mention by SSpiffy2007-10-03 14:37:00
  Closed timelike curves by EndlessWaves2007-10-03 13:36:17
  Relativistic bomb. (Relativistic Kill Vehicle) (n/t) by williamashbless2007-10-03 12:40:11
  Depends on how you view space, I think by Nessalc2007-10-03 12:10:28
  These fantasy components were developed by voxwoman2007-10-03 12:01:53
    I liked Tau Zero (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 12:02:51
  Fiction needs both constraints and opportunities. by werehatrack2007-10-03 11:59:47
    Is possible for me to visit another star now by NemoHac2007-10-03 15:28:37
    good point. by Nessalc2007-10-03 12:13:33
      Puts on geek had by joecrouse2007-10-03 18:19:30
  That's not very logical, is it? by Sharku2007-10-03 11:55:13
    I'm not trying to apply casual effects, by hadji2007-10-03 13:43:27
      A lot of that is theoretically possible, actually. by staticsan2007-10-03 18:07:14
      Ok, I may have misread or misinterpreted. by Sharku2007-10-03 17:02:41
        Oddly enough, by fudje2007-10-03 17:59:29
          Warp is always FTL, impulse always STL. by Sharku2007-10-03 18:30:10
  My take on 'hyperspace' by Stibbons2007-10-03 11:26:54
    Time machines must travel in space as well. by Tomo2007-10-03 12:13:28
      No, no, no. by fudje2007-10-03 17:48:57
    But if you are moving faster than C by voxwoman2007-10-03 12:05:15
      Would that mean you're travelling at C+ ? by othercomics2007-10-03 12:20:44
        As long as your speed is constantly increasing... by undrcvrparothed2007-10-03 13:41:56
          Wouldn't that be v++? (n/t) by merlin2007-10-03 13:48:24
            Not if you're measuring in terms of speed of light (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-03 19:12:02
    I'm trying to remember if Orson Scott Card used by merlin2007-10-03 11:39:27
      yes he did by voxwoman2007-10-03 12:03:29
        The whole Ender series by MacFergusson2007-10-03 12:31:58
          In Xenocide and Children of the Mind by Ston2007-10-03 12:52:47
            I don't think i read past 3 of the Ender books by voxwoman2007-10-03 13:00:09
              Xenocide was the third book by Ston2007-10-03 13:04:06
                was that the one with the pigs by voxwoman2007-10-03 13:13:07
                  Yes by Ston2007-10-03 13:21:26
        The ansible was FTL communication (n/t) by Blindman2007-10-03 12:10:26
  I've read some SF novels by nix2007-10-03 11:09:54
  mmm...lizard babies. (n/t) by Arivia2007-10-03 11:09:16
Smoking ban : Your home may be next*? by highly2007-10-03 11:01:36
  Already law in Utah (n/t) by Ston2007-10-03 13:29:34
  I'm okay with individual apartment bans by Egaeus2007-10-03 12:29:47
  Wait, the sounds of smoking? by skippy-ish_guy2007-10-03 11:46:29
    Sounds of smoking by bimkins2007-10-03 11:49:24
    Cute, but you interpreted that wrong :-) by othercomics2007-10-03 11:49:11
  That makes sense to me by imperito2007-10-03 11:27:55
  I'm of mixed feelings by abaron2007-10-03 11:18:11
    Our office building used to have a common smoking by hadji2007-10-03 11:36:34
      Great, by lheggland2007-10-03 12:23:12
        When people try something they're told not to do, by hadji2007-10-03 12:53:46
  And yet we (US) want to fund programs with by DesertRat662007-10-03 11:16:44
    And why not. by AndyA2007-10-03 11:50:22
      And what do you do for funding by DesertRat662007-10-03 12:31:09
        Find something more addictive to tax ;-) (n/t) by AndyA2007-10-03 14:16:34
        Ooh! Ooh! by voxwoman2007-10-03 13:08:07
        shift it to fast food, pollution, etc. by morenna2007-10-03 13:04:23
        Shift the taxes to firearm and ammunition sales. by hadji2007-10-03 12:55:21
          All well and good by DesertRat662007-10-03 13:19:03
            Let nature take care of nature. by hadji2007-10-03 13:56:59
              sshhh.... by schwing12007-10-03 14:29:16
      agreed. (n/t) by morenna2007-10-03 12:06:09
YouTube: "Rubber hand illusion" by run.dll2007-10-03 11:00:21
  Link? by ahecht2007-10-03 11:24:47
    Go here by run.dll2007-10-03 11:34:56
Stoopid cow-orker... by jpprater2007-10-03 10:25:19
  In the call center I worked, that was grounds for by theanomaly2007-10-03 10:50:51
  I'm going to reply to your TLP (n/t) by run.dll2007-10-03 10:32:01
    Here is my reply by run.dll2007-10-03 10:32:21
      hadji, I'm going to reply to your reply. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-10-03 10:42:18
      Hierarchically speaking, that wasn't a reply by hadji2007-10-03 10:41:26
        *Replies to your NTLP* by kiwifruit2007-10-03 10:43:04
        Here is my reply to your reply: by sgrunt2007-10-03 10:42:45
          Yes. :-) (n/t) by hadji2007-10-03 10:44:01
      Where I work, we have different ring tones, by Tyop2007-10-03 10:39:03
        There's really only two solutions by othercomics2007-10-03 10:43:46
          Of course, you are right. by Tyop2007-10-03 10:55:20
  I'm going to assume that this call was an escalati by othercomics2007-10-03 10:28:01
clickety-click by shadowboy8132007-10-03 10:22:50
  How hard can that be. by psyop2007-10-03 12:00:26
  Introductions count as procrastination by werehatrack2007-10-03 10:25:35
    It's a paper for publication in by shadowboy8132007-10-03 10:42:40
      Yup. (n/t) by werehatrack2007-10-03 12:03:48
Cartels outrun, outgun the law at Ariz. border by DesertRat662007-10-03 10:19:39
  There is a very simple solution. by AndyA2007-10-03 10:28:42
    On similar lines by Stibbons2007-10-03 11:04:56
      They have a low THC content variant. Up here by techi8702007-10-03 11:22:49
        Hemp laws are... by lheggland2007-10-03 12:14:13
      That claim was junk. by AndyA2007-10-03 11:11:27
        Does that make sense? by run.dll2007-10-03 11:28:09
          Clicky by AndyA2007-10-03 12:03:25
    But think of the smell... by imperito2007-10-03 10:35:36
      But what would we do without Congress? by werehatrack2007-10-03 12:08:41
    An option I'd actually consider by DesertRat662007-10-03 10:35:14
Anyone have any experience with Confluence by voxwoman2007-10-03 10:11:47
How do you know what you can't do until you try? by kyrasantae2007-10-03 10:02:12
  You can get VAT back by afterburner2007-10-03 10:25:06
    Heh I was originally going to make that TLP by kyrasantae2007-10-03 10:29:50
      It's only half past 8 pm by afterburner2007-10-03 10:39:59
    ISTR that there's a lower limit on the amount. by werehatrack2007-10-03 10:28:07
      Could be by afterburner2007-10-03 10:41:03
*drools* Mmmmm...sushi! (n/t) by SnArL2007-10-03 09:46:18
  *drools* mmmmm.... Instant Ramen. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-10-03 10:10:49
    *drools* mmmmmm..... by morenna2007-10-03 10:20:21
      *drools* taco bell by kiwifruit2007-10-03 10:39:16
        *drools* shoarma with extra garlic sauce by MadJo2007-10-03 11:56:59
          *drools* Bikes, Blues and BBQ by kiwifruit2007-10-03 12:26:20
  You're making me hungry! by Carthax2007-10-03 09:53:02
    Ha! The cafeteria is downstairs. Takes me 5 mins. by SnArL2007-10-03 10:09:59
      Meh. I napped instead of eating. by Phoon2007-10-03 10:10:47
To all who sent their best wishes on employment... by rook_mtl2007-10-03 09:45:41
  They first filed for Creditor Protection 1 yr ago by rhl20002007-10-03 21:18:08
  Yup, keep checking out alternatives... (n/t) by rhl20002007-10-03 21:08:41
  Good luck on finding something else, by theanomaly2007-10-03 09:54:12
I have a crazy co-worker. by nix2007-10-03 09:42:17
  I can't WAIT until I can do stuff like that! by kiwifruit2007-10-03 10:42:01
  I am intrigued by scum2007-10-03 10:19:26
    It's the top article on the "News/Blag" on xkcd. by nix2007-10-03 10:28:03
      Ah yes by scum2007-10-03 10:40:06
    I'll bet it was in relation to by sgrunt2007-10-03 10:24:00
Great teachers by SnappingTurtle2007-10-03 09:40:37
  U.S. Government teacher in 11th grade. by RoraJoey2007-10-03 22:52:47
  Grade 9 & 10, physics. by Nath32007-10-03 14:42:50
  Mr. Walmsley - Trigonometry an Analytical Geometry by Sterling_Ag2007-10-03 12:11:04
  Oh, and Carla MacDonald. Grade 12 English by DrDeisel2007-10-03 10:48:11
  Hmm. Mrs Ashworth - Grade 9 and 10 English Teacher by L1nX2007-10-03 10:42:58
  Erik Hüche, my DSP teacher. by Tyop2007-10-03 10:18:21
  Mr. Evans, my Social Studies 9 teacher. by Illiad2007-10-03 10:07:29
  Mr. Litwin. Grade 8 science teacher. by DrDeisel2007-10-03 09:54:47
  Well my wife is a teacher.... by abaron2007-10-03 09:42:16
thanks and a PSA by thethinman2007-10-03 09:27:15
Question about tlp below by othercomics2007-10-03 09:20:17
  IIrc UFie Idol stopped because of copyrights by Tyop2007-10-03 09:24:35
    Yup, that was why. by othercomics2007-10-03 09:35:39
      For that matter, a lot of us has private by Tyop2007-10-03 10:00:19
        *pulls out ethics, pours water* by othercomics2007-10-03 10:26:02
Wanted to share some songs with the UFicle. by Carthax2007-10-03 09:16:27
  Will have to listen to them later by AlanTwo2007-10-03 21:51:02
  Nice guitar, nice voice. by Qcumber-some2007-10-03 20:09:47
    I probably could. by Carthax2007-10-03 20:19:16
      Well, you don't have to wander off too far. by Qcumber-some2007-10-03 20:27:29
  Downloading now....... by HaX80r2007-10-03 19:58:02
    6-string by Carthax2007-10-03 20:04:25
      I'm not sure what the recording tech did, but he by Carthax2007-10-03 20:06:02
my uptime load is high by dennismv2007-10-03 09:14:49
New shiny on it's way! by L1nX2007-10-03 09:13:12
  Oops. Should be its not it's. (n/t) by L1nX2007-10-03 10:37:21
So, sick kids are good for America... why? (n/t) by shminux2007-10-03 08:56:23
  Sick kids NOT good for America. by Peace_man2007-10-03 09:09:39
    Keep it in the one thread please. by Sharku2007-10-03 09:19:35
  never mind, was supposed to be a reply :( (n/t) by shminux2007-10-03 08:57:04
How do pillbugs breathe? by SnArL2007-10-03 08:54:28
  Wait, learn some more: by Tyop2007-10-03 09:28:22
Bush uses veto again, for only the fourth time. by Peace_man2007-10-03 08:50:40
  Observation: I think needs to be pointed out by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 12:04:19
  If it was just a child's health care bill by schwing12007-10-03 11:08:50
  Democracy will fade away when people start by NDwight2007-10-03 09:09:16
    I'm afraid I don't have any link to data either by altordwm2007-10-03 09:56:46
    Do you have any data to support your statement? by vdp2007-10-03 09:19:20
      Want some stats? by esbita2007-10-03 09:42:40
        That article speaks of uninsured childern by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:21:58
          It does neither. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 10:29:38
        Thank you for illustrating my point by vdp2007-10-03 10:11:44
          Also at discusion... by esbita2007-10-03 10:48:43
          But it is the FIRST discussion. by esbita2007-10-03 10:35:18
            I would say it is the choice of ineffective by vdp2007-10-03 10:38:13
              I think one of the issues here is that a president by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 10:50:59
                This president has not vetoed by vdp2007-10-03 11:12:16
                  Mission/cost creep. by esbita2007-10-03 11:18:03
                    Well said. The up front costs could be nothing by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 11:33:07
              That is just hand waving... by imperito2007-10-03 10:46:39
              Oh that's an easy one by DesertRat662007-10-03 10:41:19
                You owe me a new monitor! (n/t) by SnArL2007-10-03 10:42:07
                  *Marks another one on his score board* (n/t) by DesertRat662007-10-03 10:51:56
              20 houses are on fire and you have one fire engine by SnArL2007-10-03 10:40:20
                More like having 20 fires over a 6 year span by vdp2007-10-03 11:09:16
        As one of my history Profs said: by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 09:45:30
      Most states have programs to cover the really poor by hyzenthlay2007-10-03 09:36:02
        I could mention that in Canada health care is by Peace_man2007-10-03 09:58:59
          Yep, by lheggland2007-10-03 10:06:05
            Let's be fair. by Illiad2007-10-03 10:10:48
              I guess that was a little over dramatic. ;-) by lheggland2007-10-03 10:24:15
                So you're saying by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 10:53:21
                  Look at the East Coast... by esbita2007-10-03 11:21:47
                Michigan already contracts HMOs for Medicaid. by esbita2007-10-03 10:40:34
                  I know, by lheggland2007-10-03 10:45:03
                    Trouble with that... by esbita2007-10-03 10:52:20
                      Then it is their own fault, by lheggland2007-10-03 11:09:34
                      Do you think by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 10:56:50
                        Nope. by esbita2007-10-03 11:06:11
                          "I can't afford health care, but BY GOD, I've got by SnArL2007-10-03 11:09:04
                            Pretty much. by esbita2007-10-03 11:15:09
              I assume that means by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 10:15:56
                I'm not really sure. by Illiad2007-10-03 10:21:36
                  Yes, there are definite criteria. by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:28:32
                    Like all things... by Illiad2007-10-03 10:34:28
                    The annoying reality is... by esbita2007-10-03 10:33:01
                      What reality looks like here is by Peace_man2007-10-03 13:07:16
                      Fish is good for cholesterol by SnArL2007-10-03 10:35:23
                        So is garlic by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 10:37:59
                          Hang on... by SnArL2007-10-03 10:38:57
                  "bureaucratic f4-uppery." HA! by esbita2007-10-03 10:28:07
                    Sing it from the rooftops. :-) (n/t) by Illiad2007-10-03 10:29:14
                    *snerk* by AlanTwo2007-10-03 10:29:06
          Same in England. by dodrian2007-10-03 10:05:18
            I love the UK Health Service by dyke2007-10-03 10:37:33
              That is upsetting. by dodrian2007-10-03 12:13:28
              So long, have fun. (n/t) by esbita2007-10-03 10:56:33
                Nothing stopping you from going private in the UK by AndyA2007-10-03 11:14:31
                  Higher taxes AND health premiums... by esbita2007-10-03 11:20:53
                    Then you don't need to pay them. by AndyA2007-10-03 11:47:19
                      Higher percentage, or higher absolute? by esbita2007-10-03 11:52:45
                        Nope, that's me. by vetitice2007-10-03 13:41:49
                        Well in my case higher on both but by AndyA2007-10-03 12:20:01
                          Silicon Valley is a bit of strawman though. ;) by esbita2007-10-03 12:34:58
                            How would a different area compare? by AndyA2007-10-03 13:35:58
                              Only 25% more? LUXURY! by vetitice2007-10-03 13:50:02
                                Wow, by lheggland2007-10-03 14:09:51
                              By $40K I merely meant... by esbita2007-10-03 13:46:11
                            Nope, Ox and Cam have capped fees too. (n/t) by dodrian2007-10-03 12:48:40
                              Same, or different? :) (n/t) by esbita2007-10-03 13:07:04
                                Same :-) (n/t) by dodrian2007-10-03 13:19:42
                                kewl. by esbita2007-10-03 13:41:53
            Could be worse. by vetitice2007-10-03 10:25:29
            Maybe England doesn't have the same level by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:14:08
              After spending 6-10 hours waiting in a ER you'll by techi8702007-10-03 11:44:59
                Many of the U.S. ER's now have a "non-emergency" by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 13:43:30
                It would have been much easier for me by dodrian2007-10-03 12:08:16
            I suppose the reason you love it so much by gibuu2007-10-03 10:08:25
              And Americans DO take things for granted. by esbita2007-10-03 11:37:07
  He has a point. by esbita2007-10-03 09:00:01
    And how about some real reform? by lheggland2007-10-03 09:11:52
      But I want Jim Adler to get me a million bucks for by SnArL2007-10-03 09:15:04
      How about capping obscene profits by Peace_man2007-10-03 09:13:28
        I suspect he's referring to the by Silverfire2007-10-03 09:24:21
          If he is, then by dodrian2007-10-03 09:31:53
            Making a profit, I do not have a problem with. by kc5sdy2007-10-03 09:47:54
              You have an option. Don't take the pill. by esbita2007-10-03 10:26:31
                I don't know by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 10:35:23
                  It is an imperfect analogy. by esbita2007-10-03 10:37:52
                    It would have to be one I'd really love by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 10:41:45
                      Gotta make a living somehow. by esbita2007-10-03 10:42:51
                        True by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 10:49:07
          Why stifle the motivation for innovation? by lheggland2007-10-03 09:28:57
            I don't doubt that patent reform is needed. by Peace_man2007-10-03 09:34:17
              Natural profit caps are what the market will bear. by lheggland2007-10-03 09:43:13
                I think your list is a bit too inclusive. by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:10:37
                  You are so wrong, by lheggland2007-10-03 10:29:52
                    That's a nice theory. by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:22:35
                      Free Market works, Communism does not. by lheggland2007-10-03 11:47:56
                        What happens when demand is by vdp2007-10-03 14:49:22
                          You mean like the bread lines in the old by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 15:25:56
                        Free market doesn't work either. by Peace_man2007-10-03 12:50:06
                          No system is perfect. by esbita2007-10-03 13:10:51
                            We haven't found one that will work by Peace_man2007-10-03 13:17:39
                              What are these grave injustices? (n/t) by lheggland2007-10-03 13:31:14
                                I could mention OJ Simpson being found by Peace_man2007-10-03 13:44:03
                                None of those are related to the free market by DesertRat662007-10-03 14:07:12
                                Ok, by lheggland2007-10-03 14:06:32
                                Sorry, I have to say something here. by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 13:58:34
                                Wrong on two counts. by esbita2007-10-03 13:57:05
                                Those are indepedent of free market forces by subbywan2007-10-03 13:50:58
        What obscene profits? (n/t) by lheggland2007-10-03 09:20:24
  Good for him. by lheggland2007-10-03 08:58:59
    If the government wants to cut spending by Peace_man2007-10-03 09:08:07
      Farm subsidies would be an easy cut. by esbita2007-10-03 09:20:22
        And three-dollar oranges! by Illiad2007-10-03 10:02:38
          $6 by subbywan2007-10-03 10:16:30
            what's wrong with migrant workers? by roadhog2007-10-03 21:18:16
        Ban Corn Syrup by Snate2007-10-03 09:34:08
          No, corn syrup is a Good Thing by SnArL2007-10-03 09:55:37
            Agreed. by Snate2007-10-03 10:10:02
          Specifically, the HFCS subsidy. by werehatrack2007-10-03 09:55:07
            Agreed there. Karo Syrup is as a household cooking by quilting_kitty2007-10-03 10:12:50
      "Let him who desires peace prepare for war." by lheggland2007-10-03 09:18:42
        Start a war to promote peace. by Peace_man2007-10-03 09:39:40
          Ask the Carthagians about it. by lheggland2007-10-03 09:44:36
            Is that truly the kind of solution you recommend? by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:02:57
              If necessary, yes by DesertRat662007-10-03 10:10:51
                A lot of people like to condemn the US, period. by AlanTwo2007-10-03 10:21:25
              Me? by lheggland2007-10-03 10:07:50
                Come on, now. Say it like you mean it. by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:11:55
                  Ok, by lheggland2007-10-03 10:25:26
                    Who do you see as 'the enemy'? by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:38:52
                      Anyone who attacks my tribe. by lheggland2007-10-03 10:42:33
                        tribalism bad by roadhog2007-10-03 21:13:29
                        Who is your tribe? by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:51:55
                          My tribe is the USA. by lheggland2007-10-03 11:00:29
                            Start at home then. by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:19:08
                              Intertribal disputes don't count by DesertRat662007-10-03 11:26:05
                                in think you mean intratribal (n/t) by roadhog2007-10-03 21:01:51
                              If you class that as "war," by esbita2007-10-03 11:25:17
                                jheggland classed that as war. by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:53:15
                                No I didn't, by lheggland2007-10-03 12:09:24
                            Doing a half-a3ed job will only get you hurt (n/t) by SnArL2007-10-03 11:06:19
                        Linky you'll like by DesertRat662007-10-03 10:50:17
                    Personally I'd substitute defeat for destroy by DesertRat662007-10-03 10:31:17
                      I'll go with that by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 10:32:01
                  Probably b/c he doesn't want to start a flamewar? by AlanTwo2007-10-03 10:18:52
                    I think his stand is reprehensible. by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:23:54
                      Okay, so if diplomacy fails, then what? by AlanTwo2007-10-03 10:28:05
                        I don't think war can be entirely eliminated, no. by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:33:30
                          Kuwait war (Desert Storm) == Iraqi war by lheggland2007-10-03 10:48:12
                            It was. by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:06:55
                              BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! by lheggland2007-10-03 11:12:15
                            Precisely by DesertRat662007-10-03 10:55:34
                          Absolute minimum? by AlanTwo2007-10-03 10:38:10
                            "limited war" is a self defeating strategy. by lheggland2007-10-03 10:51:00
                              "War should be terrible"? by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:00:46
                                Yes it should be by DesertRat662007-10-03 11:07:40
                                *ahem* Some relevant quotes by SnArL2007-10-03 11:13:07
                                I take it that you support a general draft by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:12:43
                                Nope by DesertRat662007-10-03 11:22:21
                                not sure about that. by roadhog2007-10-03 19:10:39
                                This sub-thread started with a suggestion by nix2007-10-03 11:41:52
                                Read further by DesertRat662007-10-03 11:44:07
                                Could you be more specific? by nix2007-10-03 11:48:25
                                Certianly by DesertRat662007-10-03 11:50:48
                                Okay. But I still fail to see the benefit by nix2007-10-03 12:22:39
                                Subbywan pretty much nailed it by DesertRat662007-10-03 12:50:05
                                I have to wonder now. by Peace_man2007-10-03 12:58:27
                                At best, only partly by subbywan2007-10-03 13:06:26
                                What was this foundation, and what changed? (n/t) by nix2007-10-03 13:14:15
                                It's changed over the decades by subbywan2007-10-03 13:17:49
                                To put it another way by DesertRat662007-10-03 13:30:36
                                Doesn't help that by DesertRat662007-10-03 13:11:25
                                That's good in moderation by subbywan2007-10-03 12:51:04
                                Yes it can which is why the rest of that quote by DesertRat662007-10-03 13:07:28
                                Who decides what's right and wrong though by subbywan2007-10-03 13:14:41
                                The people of course by DesertRat662007-10-03 13:21:40
                                Oh dear god no. People are stupid. (n/t) by subbywan2007-10-03 13:25:19
                                Of course they are by DesertRat662007-10-03 13:31:41
                                Still doesn't mean they should be able to decide by subbywan2007-10-03 13:34:56
                                Well the current system is the best we got by DesertRat662007-10-03 13:45:41
                                If for utterly no other reason by subbywan2007-10-03 12:25:57
                                at the end of my finger by roadhog2007-10-03 19:15:19
                                Fitness and discipline, sure. by nix2007-10-03 12:44:49
                                Not really. by subbywan2007-10-03 12:49:47
                                I could agree with that. by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:31:09
                                Here, here! by lheggland2007-10-03 11:27:10
                                Scope for conscientious objectors? by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 11:23:55
                                Under which program? by DesertRat662007-10-03 11:32:15
                                I'd clean septic tanks by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 11:36:10
                                No, terrorists don't wear uniforms by SnArL2007-10-03 11:02:35
                                Let's not get into defining what is covered by by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:14:38
                                You lose 50 points by SnArL2007-10-03 11:29:03
                                I was quoting jheggland. by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:34:25
                                And now I'm quoting you: by SnArL2007-10-03 11:38:24
                                You don't see an army as being an entire by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:44:01
                                I did? by lheggland2007-10-03 11:20:55
                                You did. by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:24:17
                                War should be terrible. by lheggland2007-10-03 11:30:38
                                I thought you were there to free them from tyranny (n/t) by roadhog2007-10-03 13:48:34
                                That's just wrong. by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:39:33
                                Please read a book or two, by lheggland2007-10-03 11:43:40
                                History tells us of what has happened. by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:50:57
                                A desire for a better future? by lheggland2007-10-03 12:05:17
                            Are we going to try defining the concept of 'war'? by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:43:07
                              If you can define "limited" for us? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-03 10:44:17
                                I did. by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:47:12
                                And if those objectives include by subbywan2007-10-03 10:49:30
                                Depends on who you define as the enemy. by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:58:12
                                Enemy is by definition anyone who by subbywan2007-10-03 11:14:31
                                I'm your enemy? by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:20:16
                                Perhaps and no by subbywan2007-10-03 12:01:19
                                Which goes against PM's earlier post by AlanTwo2007-10-03 10:52:28
                                Not necessarily by subbywan2007-10-03 10:55:02
                                Hey it worked for the English for a few centuries (n/t) by esbita2007-10-03 11:16:27
                            oh yes. by subbywan2007-10-03 10:39:26
                              define "bad men" by shadowboy8132007-10-03 11:08:17
                                Actually, we both can by subbywan2007-10-03 11:15:58
                                you missed the point of my post by shadowboy8132007-10-03 13:02:38
                        OMG! Diplomacy fail?? NEVER!! by subbywan2007-10-03 10:29:30
                          Believing in / striving for the best doesn't by SnArL2007-10-03 10:32:57
                            one of my favourite quotes.... by gibuu2007-10-03 12:47:27
                              Heh. For some the glass can only be half empty. by Peace_man2007-10-03 13:19:12
                            Speak for yourself. by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:37:27
                              I'm curious... by SnArL2007-10-03 10:49:25
                                I know they exist. by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:54:54
                                Oh, so it's only "uncivilized" people who do this? by SnArL2007-10-03 11:00:51
                                Repeat after me. "GEN-oh-cide." by esbita2007-10-03 10:59:52
                                Yes, I know. by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:02:20
                                No, but neither does sticking our heads in the by SnArL2007-10-03 11:04:53
                                I'm not denying that a problem exists. by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:10:32
                                The fact that human nature, on the whole, is to be by SnArL2007-10-03 11:23:55
                                Enlightened self-interest. by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:28:17
                                Here again we are talking Ideology V Reality by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 11:43:36
                                The main problem would then be to set by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:48:06
                                You're assuming that by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 11:51:05
                                You are totally correct, I dislike fighting by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 11:56:02
                                Yes. And that will ALL come crashing down the by SnArL2007-10-03 11:34:52
                                Our current high level of civilization is by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:36:47
                                Humans are the top predator on the planet. by lheggland2007-10-03 11:42:09
                                Yes, it is by SnArL2007-10-03 11:41:33
                                Take a look at this article: by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 11:51:22
                                You should read by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 11:33:55
                                I have read it. But so long ago I really don't by Peace_man2007-10-03 11:35:49
                                PM has admitted he doesn't read sources by subbywan2007-10-03 10:50:22
                                "I've already made up my mind... by SnArL2007-10-03 10:52:14
                              History has already spoken. by lheggland2007-10-03 10:39:49
                                Is that a good reason to want to propagate horror? by Peace_man2007-10-03 10:45:18
                                Propogate? Try contain. by esbita2007-10-03 10:58:05
                                Nor by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 10:43:25
                                True, by lheggland2007-10-03 11:01:56
                                no it just gets better press (n/t) by roadhog2007-10-03 13:38:31
                                I'm not sure - you may be right, I may be. by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 11:20:05
                              *sets out the "Jump to Conclusions" mat* (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-10-03 10:38:41
                            A very valid point. by AlanTwo2007-10-03 10:34:18
                          There *is* a difference between by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 10:30:53
                          Should I redraw the map, then? by AlanTwo2007-10-03 10:30:35
                            Just make it all mine. by subbywan2007-10-03 10:33:24
            Because the Carthaginian civilization by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 09:59:49
      I have a better idea... by SnArL2007-10-03 09:12:21
        You're sending lots of money to Iraq by Peace_man2007-10-03 09:14:53
          Rest of world, too. by esbita2007-10-03 09:22:09
            we dont need no stinking defence by roadhog2007-10-03 13:20:26
              That's the same question I ask my Congresscritters by esbita2007-10-03 14:00:06
                we do by roadhog2007-10-03 14:55:39
                  Were is here? by lheggland2007-10-03 15:19:00
                    new zealand by roadhog2007-10-03 18:41:53
                      A two Frigate Navy. by lheggland2007-10-03 20:33:47
                      Who answered the survey you talked about? by lheggland2007-10-03 20:11:09
                        oh that survey. by roadhog2007-10-03 20:49:52
    Yep, current obligations already will bankrupt us by esbita2007-10-03 09:04:14
Free online temporary file server? by Carthax2007-10-03 08:48:54
  Mediafire. Or do you want to listen to them by klar_at_work2007-10-03 08:50:09
    Actually, I had a few songs I'd like to share with by Carthax2007-10-03 09:06:10
What timing... by schwing12007-10-03 08:46:35
  Call em anyway, they may go ahead and cover it (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 08:49:01
    National lemon laws may apply a grace period here, (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 11:18:39
Carpet Fishing (Dilbert) by Nessalc2007-10-03 08:33:48
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    Mod'd: breaking horiz. scroll. (n/t) by Tyop2007-10-03 09:13:37
    Mods, width exceeded, horizontal scroll required by Snate2007-10-03 09:11:12
    Link for website: by thejugglingking2007-10-03 08:55:40
Pot of chili causes panic in London. by undrcvrparothed2007-10-03 08:29:05
  Geez. Now that the US/UK have stopped talking abou by othercomics2007-10-03 09:16:18
  Hehe...they pepper maced an entire block (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 08:34:35
  My mom used to smoke me out of the house by by hadji2007-10-03 08:31:48
To WII or not to WII? by Twitchh2007-10-03 08:21:34
  I love my Wii by SnArL2007-10-03 09:07:01
    I assume you did bump the sensitivity up? by AndyA2007-10-03 09:38:12
    I love my Wii too. by williamashbless2007-10-03 09:13:14
  Personally I always prefer PC's for FPS games. by AndyA2007-10-03 08:46:16
    Medal of Honour Heroes 2 by williamashbless2007-10-03 09:07:23
  At this point, I'd probably wait for the WII 2. by hadji2007-10-03 08:39:27
    WII is less than a year old. by AndyA2007-10-03 08:57:55
  WII IZ DA BOMB! by Ston2007-10-03 08:38:55
  I don't have much FPS experience. by Michiel2007-10-03 08:37:07
*giggles* (n/t) by hadji2007-10-03 08:15:38
  *googles* (n/t) by dennismv2007-10-03 08:50:54
  oh, no...what pun have you come up with now? :P (n/t) by jpprater2007-10-03 08:18:54
    It wasn't for a pun, but since you ask . . . by hadji2007-10-03 08:29:06
      That's a nasty hobbit you have there. by theanomaly2007-10-03 08:36:40
        Do holy women in Middle Earth have by hadji2007-10-03 08:47:47
          Sounds like a monkey on their back... by todAnthony2007-10-03 09:01:10
      Ahhhh.. the puns... they burn! (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2007-10-03 08:31:59
Could use some good vibes. by undrcvrparothed2007-10-03 08:04:07
  Update: Called, and he called me back. by undrcvrparothed2007-10-03 09:53:29
  { Good vibes! } (n/t) by Twitchh2007-10-03 08:28:26
  Remember, no matter how bad your problems are by Sterling_Ag2007-10-03 08:16:48
    I'm not good at the whole opening up thing. by undrcvrparothed2007-10-03 08:28:04
      That's the job of the therapist. by abaron2007-10-03 10:04:17
      You'll do ok. If it's bugging you enough by Twitchh2007-10-03 08:31:38
  {sends good vibes} by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 08:06:15
My kids are brats and it's Supernanny's fault! by Spud312007-10-03 07:30:39
  do they not have "child proof" lighters in AU? by voxwoman2007-10-03 10:04:31
    Story from the UK by purplepineapple2007-10-03 15:07:27
      Ah. The UK... by voxwoman2007-10-03 18:40:47
  Sometimes i though how i would handle supernanny. by Bertram2007-10-03 08:13:07
  Hoo boy by Sterling_Ag2007-10-03 08:08:55
  Revoke their oxygen license.. by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 07:32:51
    for the kids or for the fire? (n/t) by joresgump2007-10-03 07:38:05
      Both by y2kdragon2007-10-03 07:59:22
        well, if you revoke the oxygen licence to the fire by joresgump2007-10-03 08:02:11
      the parents... by madjo2007-10-03 07:40:27
        okey, bad parsing by joresgump2007-10-03 07:49:21
          Threadjack: Did you receive my Email? by EnzoMatrix2007-10-03 07:52:11
            yes, I did by joresgump2007-10-03 07:59:19
      The parents'. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 07:40:07
*searches for his baseball bat* by madjo2007-10-03 07:25:37
  finally, some action... by madjo2007-10-03 07:34:04
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-10-03 07:20:12
Relational Database help (repost) by Nessalc2007-10-03 07:12:53
  Did you try by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 07:49:32
    When I stick the [Software] table in by Nessalc2007-10-03 08:01:15
  just a quick guess by deadweasle2007-10-03 07:41:16
    Almost... by Nessalc2007-10-03 07:54:02
      You're using Access by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 07:56:24
        No alternatives, sorry. by Nessalc2007-10-03 08:02:20
          Can you use SQL Express? (n/t) by merlin2007-10-03 08:26:41
            Tried--not enough permissions to install it by Nessalc2007-10-03 08:29:12
              Ah, gotta love locked-down boxes. (n/t) by merlin2007-10-03 08:31:14
                I can install lots of stuff, by Nessalc2007-10-03 08:35:17
      Check the following: by EnzoMatrix2007-10-03 07:56:10
        but when there aren't any joins? (n/t) by Nessalc2007-10-03 08:02:52
          A join by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 08:23:36
            After some experimentation by Nessalc2007-10-03 08:50:59
            *That's* probably the issue... by Nessalc2007-10-03 08:25:01
  Did you try to include your other tables in the by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 07:25:43
    Unless I do SELECT DISTINCT by Nessalc2007-10-03 07:32:42
      Then you need the specialists. by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 07:35:05
Javascript Basic Help needed by oedlan2007-10-03 07:11:10
  Also by oedlan2007-10-03 07:19:11
    w3schools is a great resource by SQLRat2007-10-03 10:14:30
      I was checking this out =) by oedlan2007-10-03 10:22:23
        Sounds like it... by SQLRat2007-10-03 14:34:10
  Yes, it's the root of the DOM. by Didactylos2007-10-03 07:15:54
Quilt update by voxwoman2007-10-03 06:50:15
  I like the fabrics you've chosen for your king by quilting_kitty2007-10-03 09:09:05
    It does look like a fairy frost. by voxwoman2007-10-03 09:50:17
      yup. It's a Michael Miller Fairy Frost. by voxwoman2007-10-03 09:54:48
        :) Thanks. Your long-armer will also thank you if by quilting_kitty2007-10-03 10:02:38
          I'm using a very lightweight sale by voxwoman2007-10-03 10:10:22
            8O Eeeeeeew! Good luck! (n/t) by quilting_kitty2007-10-03 10:21:44
  I could put a filthy comment. by Spud312007-10-03 07:01:48
ATTN: merlin, Classic_Jon and other DFW UFies. by MacEogan2007-10-03 06:38:04
  I know of some people that have used this by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 06:52:23
    Thanks. Yeah I told him it would not be cheap. by MacEogan2007-10-03 06:59:37
      I noticed that quite a few of the ones that *say* by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 07:10:48
        This reminds me. I need to take backups... (n/t) by MacEogan2007-10-03 07:24:51
          Make sure to spot test them! by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 07:32:22
Blech! Almost 11:30pm and still 30 degrees (86F). by parastra2007-10-03 06:25:53
  Time: 0740. Temp: 26.6F by theanomaly2007-10-03 06:41:12
  We have entered a more survivable temperature zone by Qcumber-some2007-10-03 06:31:25
    33°S here, and expecting a hot summer too :( by parastra2007-10-03 06:38:09
      33°S? by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 06:41:38
        Lol! Thanks, I needed that :) by parastra2007-10-03 06:46:28
This just emphasizes the stupidity of security by hadji2007-10-03 06:21:11
  My home town, yes by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 06:36:02
    How about the simple of registering your email by hadji2007-10-03 07:18:43
      emails as user names are guaranteed by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 07:29:03
    Multiple factors. by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 06:43:46
      Okay, follow-up question by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 07:04:04
        what about keys? by Nessalc2007-10-03 07:18:32
        All. by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 07:16:49
          I saw one myspace one that used a by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 08:08:53
          So you'd count SSH or HTTPS as by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 07:54:15
            HTTPS less so. by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 08:24:55
  The 2 factor authentication that wasn't. by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 06:27:10
So far, I have avoided seeing g**ts*. Who else? by Esteis2007-10-03 06:20:40
  I never saw it. by RoraJoey2007-10-03 22:59:49
  *proudly raises hand (with shot o' tequila* (n/t) by VonRotnKoln2007-10-03 20:30:53
  Never seen it, thankfully, I assume. (n/t) by arktus2007-10-03 11:22:04
  I've seen worse by DesertRat662007-10-03 11:13:53
    I never will understand people that do that by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 13:26:15
      At first it's difficult by DesertRat662007-10-03 14:40:23
        Agreed, a VERY special one... (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 15:07:22
  The image itself is not that bad by hyzenthlay2007-10-03 09:39:07
  Apparently I have by AndyA2007-10-03 08:51:16
  Unfortunately not ... by PeKaJe2007-10-03 07:29:55
  I was tricked! by madjo2007-10-03 07:21:14
  *raises hand* by kyrasantae2007-10-03 06:36:35
  I saw it before knowing what it was called. by esbita2007-10-03 06:24:07
    Same. Got linked to it by Silverfire2007-10-03 09:26:04
  I haven't seen it. by dodrian2007-10-03 06:22:51
    That's one picture I'm happy to say by madjo2007-10-03 07:22:12
Illinois and/or US geeks, I need help by imWACC02007-10-03 06:17:26
  As others have said contact a lawyer by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 07:43:55
  IMNAL, but my first steps to consider by hadji2007-10-03 06:25:50
    I agree by imWACC02007-10-03 06:56:50
      3. by DesertRat662007-10-03 06:58:41
        My originally thought was by hadji2007-10-03 08:06:06
          Sorry, I meant Yahoo. (n/t) by hadji2007-10-03 08:06:17
  Ask them to take it down. by Didactylos2007-10-03 06:23:39
  Where have they posted it? by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 06:19:17
    Yahoo group by imWACC02007-10-03 06:25:14
      Step 1 report it to Yahoo by DesertRat662007-10-03 06:55:55
        Someone is channeling Hedley Lamarr (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2007-10-03 07:04:28
          *pssst* Sterling, you're supposed to say by talon07202007-10-03 07:09:03
            Quite right... by Sterling_Ag2007-10-03 07:15:12
              "I couldn't possibly work him in until Monday sir. by talon07202007-10-03 07:27:25
                *installs tollbooth that takes Dimes only* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-10-03 07:40:22
          :-D by DesertRat662007-10-03 07:08:37
        Hi DR by imWACC02007-10-03 07:00:10
          See my other response by DesertRat662007-10-03 07:09:41
      ewww, yuck by altordwm2007-10-03 06:48:17
      Can you get the moderator to delete it? by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 06:31:19
        He is the m0d (n/t) by imWACC02007-10-03 06:49:19
          Contact yahoo (n/t) by AndyA2007-10-03 08:52:09
Tag der deutschen Einheit (German Unity Day) by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 05:44:16
  *Waves a black-red-golden flag* by ascag2007-10-03 12:54:15
  "...celebrated on October 3..." by Qcumber-some2007-10-03 06:21:23
Contractor ethics question by Spisefisken2007-10-03 05:40:12
  Set up a paper. by Qcumber-some2007-10-03 06:47:40
  Option 1, definately by y2kdragon2007-10-03 06:03:52
  Option 1. by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 05:45:41
  Around here... by imperito2007-10-03 05:43:41
    Sounds like by y2kdragon2007-10-03 06:04:21
Wake-up call at work last night... by divide by zero2007-10-03 05:37:03
  Yeah. NOW they drop the price. Bastidges by voxwoman2007-10-03 06:46:51
    I got the whole set. by hadji2007-10-03 07:22:25
      Would that be $1-$1.20/episode perhaps? by Sharku2007-10-03 08:18:46
        Buck, in this context = slang for a hundred. by hadji2007-10-03 08:35:18
      'cause the iPhone costs by Nessalc2007-10-03 07:24:56
        At least, all that isn't hidden in the monthly by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 07:36:44
Job options for the handicapped? by toysbfun2007-10-03 05:30:35
  Disabilities usually provide job protection. (n/t) by Didactylos2007-10-03 06:19:08
    In theory, sure. by toysbfun2007-10-03 09:33:15
  Spanish tutor? by Esteis2007-10-03 05:55:27
    With difficulties using hands, any larger by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 05:59:41
      Document translation using speech recognition? by Qcumber-some2007-10-03 06:26:19
        Possible. by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 06:28:16
  Call Centers is all I can come up with. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 05:32:54
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-10-03 05:30:04
My mother said there'd be days like these. by chanceslost2007-10-03 05:12:28
  "You know," by acrisius2007-10-03 14:25:09
  I'm beginning to wonder myself. by undrcvrparothed2007-10-03 05:21:05
    Homer want OUT! </Homer> (n/t) by bluedog9872007-10-03 05:49:59
  Oh there are other kinds of days... by Woodburn2007-10-03 05:17:52
Today's PSA for the board by postaljohn2007-10-03 05:01:08
  It should be noted that both James and Mel are ill by SnArL2007-10-03 06:40:24
  Nice one! by ideur2007-10-03 05:05:17
  Too late. (n/t) by ChuckAB2007-10-03 05:01:56
    I did love Ebenezeer's eyes.. (n/t) by postaljohn2007-10-03 05:02:55
Lisp / Scheme question, noobish. by Esteis2007-10-03 04:58:01
  Function source code is structured like lists, but by Talchas2007-10-03 05:21:00
    Why? Because it's (possibly) possible. No direct by Esteis2007-10-03 05:25:50
      You're probably thinking of macros (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2007-10-03 05:44:46
        *searches* Yes, it looks like I'm thinking of by Esteis2007-10-03 06:10:08
Hello everyone!!! by mysterious gurl2007-10-03 04:46:48
  Hello nice lady. (n/t) by williamashbless2007-10-03 08:35:36
  tired and grumbly... (n/t) by deadweasle2007-10-03 07:50:35
  Morning. Not a bad morning so far. by Silverfire2007-10-03 07:35:44
  good morning then by joresgump2007-10-03 06:38:37
  Hi! by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 06:02:27
  In pain by klar_at_work2007-10-03 04:48:31
    And out of ink, it seems. (n/t) by Deverant2007-10-03 04:52:17
      Maybe it's invisible ink (n/t) by sazzer2007-10-03 05:05:18
        what's the point of invisible ink? by joresgump2007-10-03 06:37:31
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-10-03 04:00:04
Help request: Help out a friend's Mom? by gargravarr2007-10-03 03:16:13
  Just out of curiosity: How DO you vote there? by Klaranth2007-10-03 10:18:54
    The poll seems to have ended or broken. by gargravarr2007-10-03 14:37:34
  Voted. its now 40% to 45%, with Wildflower at 40%. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-03 03:51:18
    Wildflower is at 46% now. Next highest is 40%. (n/t) by techi8702007-10-03 05:32:35
      err... i think you've got it the wrong way round by gargravarr2007-10-03 06:39:44
        Voted. Wildflower now 42%; Hillcrest still at 45%. (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-10-03 08:50:47
Signing out. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 02:57:11
anybody else check out the starcraft 2 video? by Nightwind2007-10-03 02:48:12
  masterpiece? I call that utter crap by Freakazoid2007-10-03 14:02:13
  It's an interesting way to do it, for sure by PeKaJe2007-10-03 06:15:47
  Blizzard uses that concept for WoW. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 03:29:16
Medical question : by klar_at_work2007-10-03 01:56:21
  Ok. Here's what I've got so far. by purplepineapple2007-10-03 02:42:44
    Just had a talk, with the hospital by klar_at_work2007-10-03 03:35:37
      Cool by purplepineapple2007-10-03 05:56:45
  More info please? by purplepineapple2007-10-03 02:13:05
    Against abdominal pain, by klar_at_work2007-10-03 03:29:42
      Seems to be a placebo. by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 03:37:35
        That's from 1990. by purplepineapple2007-10-03 06:07:32
          Unless I missed some evolutionary leap by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 06:18:45
            There's always by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 06:29:24
              Yeah, but that could be an effect of by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 06:38:40
                There are some articles I'm seeing by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 06:59:18
        Studies go both ways by vectorz2007-10-03 04:52:51
          After 17 years? by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 05:12:07
            My bad, I didn't check the date on you link by vectorz2007-10-03 06:42:07
              See my reply to MatthewDBA: by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 06:45:55
        But this doesn't appear to be by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 03:55:57
          Yes, but the supposed mechanism by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 04:10:57
            Muscles might react differently by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 04:15:40
              But the electrical current stays the same. by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 04:51:25
                TENS = Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation by vectorz2007-10-03 06:55:14
                  I did say that, actually. by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 07:42:44
                    *facepalm* aaaahhh it hit me what you meant. by CynicalRyan2007-10-03 07:44:00
Tesla was robbed (n/t) by oedlan2007-10-03 01:52:31
  Ok, I'll bite by wabbit652007-10-03 07:02:06
  Thank you, Captain Obvious! ;-D by taitano2007-10-03 01:54:33
    House by oedlan2007-10-03 01:55:47
      Insufficient data. Please clairify. (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 01:59:12
        IDK9 link by oedlan2007-10-03 02:03:12
          OIC, Yes I caught that too. But you must by taitano2007-10-03 02:20:21
        Using spoiler tags, please. by Arivia2007-10-03 02:00:41
  Go Tanya! (n/t) by Arivia2007-10-03 01:54:28
Ugh. by Arivia2007-10-03 01:50:51
  Isn't that what the first draft is for? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 01:53:08
    Not when it means I can't do the topic justice by Arivia2007-10-03 01:54:04
      Were you only given one draft to finish the essay? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 01:57:09
        The first draft must stand alone. by Arivia2007-10-03 02:00:12
          I don't think that's what the T/A means by shadowboy8132007-10-03 06:40:39
          TA? (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 02:01:43
            Teacher Assistant. by Arivia2007-10-03 02:12:21
              Ooh, harsh. 8>( by taitano2007-10-03 02:25:04
                English. (n/t) by Arivia2007-10-03 02:26:52
                  What kind? by taitano2007-10-03 02:40:11
                    University English. by Arivia2007-10-03 02:43:31
                      University English. by taitano2007-10-03 02:54:19
Angry Adolescent by challinor2007-10-03 01:28:20
  Dad, give me your credit card !!! by joresgump2007-10-03 07:44:28
  One good thing about credit (cars) : by SciSSorS2007-10-03 07:40:04
    ^^/carscards/ of course ... (n/t) by SciSSorS2007-10-03 07:40:49
  My AA is revolting... by urbanmyth2007-10-03 03:44:05
    you said it... (n/t) by imperito2007-10-03 07:16:56
    And this is a problem WHY? by SnArL2007-10-03 05:46:18
      "Upgrade"? (n/t) by JillSwift2007-10-03 05:59:05
    "Halo, only on 360" (n/t) by oedlan2007-10-03 04:44:39
      (until it's released on the pc) by madjo2007-10-03 05:46:07
  Shouldn't they by oedlan2007-10-03 01:54:54
    I thought... by hnt2007-10-03 02:12:46
      IDGI (n/t) by thetree2007-10-03 02:53:18
        Ring Of Death by SnArL2007-10-03 05:48:11
          is X360 that heavy? by joresgump2007-10-03 07:47:23
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-10-03 01:00:02
{{ forbidden@school? }} by SciSSorS2007-10-03 00:56:07
  usually between boys and girls ... by SciSSorS2007-10-03 01:51:50
  No link found, sorry by SciSSorS2007-10-03 01:23:33
  Here there be link by oedlan2007-10-03 01:15:22
    ...Some people are so daft! lol by syren2007-10-03 01:24:09
      Looks like this was mainly about... by Nath32007-10-03 02:59:59
        The principal actually said that he was being take by Havoc2007-10-03 07:18:42
      *nods at syren, avoiding eye contact* by RoraJoey2007-10-03 02:17:42
      Nahnah, affectionis shown by giving them thy money by SciSSorS2007-10-03 01:29:30
  ???o.O??? by taitano2007-10-03 00:59:10
  Some high school (Scissors : AD.nl or nu.nl got a by klar_at_work2007-10-03 00:58:36
  God a link? by karl-henrik2007-10-03 00:57:53
    s/god/got/ (n/t) by karl-henrik2007-10-03 00:58:41
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-10-03 00:40:56
  it's not raining here. by morenna2007-10-03 07:22:01
  Mornin... by kc5sdy2007-10-03 07:17:41
  *darts in* by Pyxidragon2007-10-03 07:09:04
  Back after a day off by y2kdragon2007-10-03 06:12:55
    *serves BAS and welcoming hugs* by Treehugger2007-10-03 06:21:20
  It is reaining here too. Ick. by raptillicus2007-10-03 05:21:25
    The rain is everywhere, insideous.. by Treehugger2007-10-03 05:32:21
      I'm awake way to early. by raptillicus2007-10-03 05:59:52
  *gets self large mug of BAS* by AlanTwo2007-10-03 04:25:37
    *serves cookies* by Treehugger2007-10-03 04:55:59
      Morning by AlanTwo2007-10-03 05:21:29
  G'mornin folks. How's everyone? *gets coffee* (n/t by HaX80r2007-10-03 03:36:45
    Tired? by Treehugger2007-10-03 04:56:14
      yep (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-03 14:10:04
  Good solution. {{{treehugger}}} by Electric Storm2007-10-03 02:30:38
    *serves hot choc and cookies* by Treehugger2007-10-03 04:11:57
  Good morning by vectorz2007-10-03 01:48:51
    *serves GAP* by Treehugger2007-10-03 01:51:16
      Deskwork, bleh. by vectorz2007-10-03 02:08:49
  Morning by afterburner2007-10-03 00:55:48
    *dries hair on towel* by Treehugger2007-10-03 00:59:38
      Thanks by afterburner2007-10-03 01:04:16
        This week? No. But I will by Treehugger2007-10-03 01:04:55
          I've stopped by afterburner2007-10-03 01:06:24
      *chokes on her tea* Lol! (n/t) by syren2007-10-03 01:03:41
        Hmmm by afterburner2007-10-03 01:05:05
          I don't think they serve Arthur Dent here. (n/t) by pas512007-10-03 03:21:37
            Yes, that's why I'm feeling like him :P. (n/t) by afterburner2007-10-03 06:42:10
          We have an advert for hair product by Treehugger2007-10-03 01:06:57
            *big wheels turning slowly* by afterburner2007-10-03 01:08:12
        Does the lady not appreciate Davina? (n/t) by Treehugger2007-10-03 01:04:30
          I do! I know what she does what she does with her by syren2007-10-03 01:15:05
            oh - well that adds an extra dollop of fun by Treehugger2007-10-03 01:19:49
  <steps in nervously> Hello? {:-) by taitano2007-10-03 00:55:30
    Hello and welcome, come right in by Treehugger2007-10-03 00:58:57
      Oh, nothing, thanks. I was just by taitano2007-10-03 01:13:48
        Come back whenever you want - we're open most time by Treehugger2007-10-03 01:18:57
  Morning missus! by syren2007-10-03 00:55:23
    *serves tea n toast* by Treehugger2007-10-03 00:58:07
      Maybe but I doubt it! by syren2007-10-03 01:01:06
        oh dear. does sound rather dull by Treehugger2007-10-03 01:03:10
          Wish it was that big a meeting. by syren2007-10-03 01:11:38
            Nooo! Bring back the eye candy! by Treehugger2007-10-03 01:12:54
              *snuggles fuzzies* by syren2007-10-03 01:16:17
  :) Morning, pour you! by roger G. rapid2007-10-03 00:51:52
    *serves milky hot choc and cookies* by Treehugger2007-10-03 00:52:37
      *cookies and hot choc vanish like nothing* by roger G. rapid2007-10-03 01:02:43
        *refils both mug and plate* by Treehugger2007-10-03 01:04:03
          *attacks refill* by roger G. rapid2007-10-03 01:13:00
  Morning y'all! by oedlan2007-10-03 00:43:35
    *serves BAS and ginger cookies* by Treehugger2007-10-03 00:44:46
      I know that kind of rain... by oedlan2007-10-03 00:49:27
        I think it must have been developed in Britain by Treehugger2007-10-03 00:51:49
Once Upon a Time... Part VI by taitano2007-10-03 00:37:35
  *claps* (n/t) by Esteis2007-10-03 06:22:07
Mistake in panel #3 by tony_blues2007-10-03 00:31:20
  While A Mob is singular it refers to a collection by Hieraco2007-10-03 08:11:13
  Texas Ranger Math by wabbit652007-10-03 06:58:44
  For a small sum, trifling, really, I can have by skern2007-10-03 06:24:49
  I agree. I read that and cringed. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-10-03 03:49:38
  Collective Nouns by oedlan2007-10-03 00:40:20
    So do you think it should be await or awaits? by purplepineapple2007-10-03 00:42:30
      Await by oedlan2007-10-03 00:45:49
        Depends. by pas512007-10-03 03:47:38
        But a mob is singular by taitano2007-10-03 01:30:25
          Agreed. In this case, "mob" is the subject by RoraJoey2007-10-03 01:36:38
            Did you read by oedlan2007-10-03 01:59:44
              You're right about both being acceptible, but by taitano2007-10-03 02:14:01
                That could depend by MatthewDBA2007-10-03 04:22:21
                  That's why both by taitano2007-10-03 11:36:32
              is/are *blergh* (n/t) by oedlan2007-10-03 02:00:09
                I did. And I do often hear the use of by RoraJoey2007-10-03 02:10:49
                  But according to the Oxford English Dictionary, by taitano2007-10-03 02:30:11
                    But anchors should speak the same as their viewers by taitano2007-10-03 02:32:30
                      doesn't this just contribute to dumbing down by morenna2007-10-03 05:12:27
                        I no longer believe in "dumbing down" by taitano2007-10-03 12:00:32
        congugates the verb by Treehugger2007-10-03 00:51:00
          Thou awaitest? (n/t) by kelli2172007-10-03 06:44:06
          Yeah by purplepineapple2007-10-03 00:55:04
      s/you post/your post by purplepineapple2007-10-03 00:42:55
  Should be "awaits" ;-D (n/t) by taitano2007-10-03 00:39:23
  I would agree if my grammar wasn't so bad..... by Buzzin2007-10-03 00:35:41
  Hey, word geek! by taitano2007-10-03 00:35:28
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02007-10-03 00:30:09
  Why? Or how? Because... by skern2007-10-03 04:45:21
    SLAN, I believe. by werehatrack2007-10-03 10:23:58
    Yeah, but why? (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-10-03 06:35:41
      Um...quantum? by skern2007-10-03 08:14:32
Repost from yesterday, Unprintable pdf? by oedlan2007-10-03 00:19:53
  Repost on todays page ... PDF995 prints it by SciSSorS2007-10-03 00:42:41
    I tried by oedlan2007-10-03 00:47:37
      Did you get a "memory could not be read" error by skern2007-10-03 04:53:04
Translations by Nea2007-10-03 00:01:01
  Dutch/Nederlands (n/t) by mtsinot2007-10-03 01:41:21
    Door mtsinot by mtsinot2007-10-03 01:49:17
  German / Deutsch (TLP) n/t by roger G. rapid2007-10-03 00:37:13
    by MedO by MedO2007-10-03 04:33:47
    Swiss German/ Züridütsch by vectorz2007-10-03 02:06:54
    berlinert / Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2007-10-03 00:41:24
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-10-03 00:00:26
  Wow! 3 million-aires in one day... by Acrisius2007-10-03 00:04:40
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-10-03 00:00:03
  I'm sure it involved my cat and her claws or teeth by sstacks2007-10-03 11:26:03
  My bloved New Orleans Saints (n/t) by todAnthony2007-10-03 09:14:59
  Three products - 130 items - 2.5 Frickin hours by Hieraco2007-10-03 08:07:54
  Sore right elbow. by Silverfire2007-10-03 07:58:14
  work by other2007-10-03 07:53:23
  Pain in my elbow. by kelli2172007-10-03 06:46:13
  Flu Shot by y2kdragon2007-10-03 06:14:07
  She found someone new, and is totally in love. (n/ (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-10-03 05:15:32
  shortage on cartillage in right knee; by klar_at_work2007-10-03 04:49:47
    Yes. (n/t) by skern2007-10-03 04:51:11
  Infected gum by voxwoman2007-10-03 04:42:08
  my heart about every 3 minutes by smithmule2007-10-03 04:35:44
  The realization that some doors won't be open. by skern2007-10-03 04:35:08
  During a never-ending lecture, the table which I.. by HaX80r2007-10-03 03:48:04
    45 degrees from your hand, or 45 degrees from wher by bwkaz2007-10-03 04:09:59
  Probably a running injury. by Esteis2007-10-03 03:28:47
  Slept wonky by Bellator2007-10-03 03:18:12
  Gall bladder removed last week by BigHairyJim2007-10-03 03:04:03
  Javascript (n/t) by sazzer2007-10-03 02:51:54
  in my mouth by madjo2007-10-03 01:58:45
  Toothache! X-C by taitano2007-10-03 01:50:22
  Can I answer this in a couple of hours? by syren2007-10-03 01:42:03
    Yep I was right. by syren2007-10-03 03:51:30
      {{{quad}}} by Treehugger2007-10-03 05:34:30
  Sore from a taekwondo workout Monday evening. by RoraJoey2007-10-03 01:38:05
  Holding a transmission with my leg earlier tonight by amp_man2007-10-03 01:07:51
    My dad tried that with his head once :| (n/t) by Buzzin2007-10-03 05:06:21
  A point type pain in my right groin. by afterburner2007-10-03 00:58:32
  $1000 to rewire my car by cptspith2007-10-03 00:57:49
  A bird nipped my finger. (n/t) by siibr2007-10-03 00:54:17
  Tongue/throat by purplepineapple2007-10-03 00:43:56
  I came in an got jumped by lusers...... by Buzzin2007-10-03 00:43:09
  The glands in the throat swell - earache ensues by Treehugger2007-10-03 00:43:01
  Thumb + cheesegrater. by dodrian2007-10-03 00:42:47
    I once took the end off with a cheeseslicer. by Tomo2007-10-03 02:49:52
  That depends on what you mean by pain... by taitano2007-10-03 00:32:24
  Waking up? by karl-henrik2007-10-03 00:27:08
    Worse is having to get up at 1:30am. (n/t) by leonidus2007-10-03 02:27:22
      Waking up pain is relative to going to sleep time! by karl-henrik2007-10-03 02:48:39
        Well, then consider a regular sleep pattern. by leonidus2007-10-03 03:33:35
    You know you had fun if by taitano2007-10-03 00:44:24
    Waking up is always pain. (n/t) by oedlan2007-10-03 00:28:26
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-10-03 00:13:16
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-10-03 00:13:32
      u sure she didn't slam it twice? ;) (n/t) by inkey2007-10-03 00:21:16
        Just once. by Arivia2007-10-03 00:27:22
          {{{Arivia}}} by inkey2007-10-03 00:35:04
            Still throbbing, that's what brought it to mind... by Arivia2007-10-03 00:40:51
              no problem, by inkey2007-10-03 01:42:04
  Slammed a door on my finger. (n/t) by Arivia2007-10-03 00:11:40
  My kitteh Selma by oedlan2007-10-03 00:08:23
    Watch out by roger G. rapid2007-10-03 01:23:52
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-10-03 00:00:01
  JohnBoysangwiththecookandwasrichlyawarded by Acrisius2007-10-03 00:00:57
  JohnBoysangwiththecookandwasrichlyawarded by ideur2007-10-03 00:00:54
    In Opera: blue like John-Boy Walton's eyes. n/t by roger G. rapid2007-10-03 01:15:32

 

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