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Cartoon for Sep 28, 2007
Strip for Sep 28, 2007
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:-( by hadji2007-09-29 00:25:58
  Wat is it all abt?? by kevin1172008-01-13 13:30:45
Off to Mountain View! by Arachnid2007-09-28 23:46:00
Update: Stupid flat. by thetree2007-09-28 23:45:43
  Complain to the landlord, tonight by amp_man2007-09-29 00:01:39
    its student accommodation. by thetree2007-09-29 00:47:27
  OMG - and WTF that is such crappy design by Hieraco2007-09-28 23:56:59
TTGTB. Night or morning as may be, UFies. (n/t) by Silverfire2007-09-28 23:41:18
Anyone going to Nuit Blanche? by Myke2007-09-28 23:25:25
Tense night. by skippy-ish_guy2007-09-28 23:15:02
  Ah geeze. Good luck with that. by Silverfire2007-09-28 23:36:55
I'd like to learn how to play piano by joresgump2007-09-28 23:12:10
  Some book ideas for adults by drschplatt2007-09-29 00:57:14
  practice scales, Learn where to place your hands by Hieraco2007-09-28 23:44:16
    There's definitely a little posturing by kyrasantae2007-09-28 23:46:53
  Buy a music book with it? by skippy-ish_guy2007-09-28 23:23:21
I'm pondering sleeping in the piano room by kyrasantae2007-09-28 23:01:45
  {{{kyra}}} by dodrian2007-09-28 23:12:39
    Damn I hate barrack/dorm living by Hieraco2007-09-28 23:41:14
      I lucked out on location in my dorm room by josie_beller2007-09-29 00:27:58
ATTN: Cluttersquad by joresgump2007-09-28 22:59:45
(Backs into a corner & brandishes a toothbrush... by shadowsystems2007-09-28 22:31:58
  You're a menace tooth a thigh tea. (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-09-28 23:37:29
  No, you're this mental all the time. :D (n/t) by williamashbless2007-09-28 23:28:04
*wanders off to dreamland* by Garrinka2007-09-28 22:10:07
  sweet dreams Garrinka (n/t) by Danu2007-09-28 22:42:18
  Nighters chica. by Silverfire2007-09-28 22:13:21
  Niteys by themadkansan2007-09-28 22:12:03
    *puts pillow between keyboard and head* by Garrinka2007-09-28 22:12:56
Is there such a thing as a .rar file that is not by hadji2007-09-28 22:04:50
  Could be a couple of things. by Nath32007-09-28 23:54:13
  Maybe a special kind of .rar file? by rhl20002007-09-28 22:34:04
  It's not password-protected, is it? by themadkansan2007-09-28 22:11:20
  if you downloaded it, it could be anything by beetlejuice2007-09-28 22:10:10
  Just opened the file with UltraEdit, and there is by hadji2007-09-28 22:06:39
explicit vs. implicit by Danu2007-09-28 21:22:16
  Present the screen, and have an "I've read by ihope1272007-09-28 21:35:34
    Yeah, and if they click the "I have NOT read by shadowsystems2007-09-28 22:03:22
      hehe hammer by Danu2007-09-28 22:40:29
        I should have added when it does go away, by Danu2007-09-28 23:05:20
TTGTBT by radiowave9112007-09-28 21:08:23
  ditto, sweet dreams all (n/t) by Danu2007-09-28 23:16:20
  Good Luck...I gotta work tomorrow.. by kiwifruit2007-09-28 21:13:51
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-09-28 21:00:03
  long, strong and hard please .. the drinks that is by Garrinka2007-09-28 21:06:58
    I didn't think they had days in Hades. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:09:07
      Well, I'm sure they did . . . by hadji2007-09-28 21:22:20
        Feeling the heat there? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:24:03
      Hyperbole challenged are we? by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:13:47
        :-P (n/t) by hadji2007-09-28 21:20:30
          threadjack: hey hadji get ready for a big group :) by Garrinka2007-09-28 21:21:32
            If you need a DM assistant I shall refrain by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:24:05
            *Fills out character sheets for an army of by hadji2007-09-28 21:23:05
              *clears throat* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:25:25
                Oh, and Silverfire's character has a dagger by hadji2007-09-28 21:29:32
                  ROFLMAO by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:40:57
                  *facepalm* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:39:02
                  thats alright Lune is better then that :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-28 21:30:32
                Didn't you say something about wanting a challenge by hadji2007-09-28 21:26:42
                  A level 30 epic priest vs a dragon is one thing. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:29:27
                *GROOOOOOAAANNNNN* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-28 21:26:00
              reminds me I have the books to play by Garrinka2007-09-28 21:24:28
                Draconians. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:26:37
                  no hun dragons and half dragons.. by Garrinka2007-09-28 21:28:51
                    Oh, right. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:31:21
                      branch out hon .. worlds are out there to discover by Garrinka2007-09-28 21:32:11
                        *says nothing, but gives a roguish grin* (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:33:57
        :P by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:19:29
          *nods* I understand. Didn't post by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:21:39
        :P (forgot smiley) :P (n/t) by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:15:06
That pond it seems me many multiplied of fishes. by ihope1272007-09-28 20:51:11
  *Pours you into a pool of guppies.* by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:05:21
  * thwacks ihope127 with a trout * :-P (n/t) by radiowave9112007-09-28 21:01:41
    *thwaps you with the tuna* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:03:10
      A very popular tuna? by hadji2007-09-28 21:05:54
        nooo moondance ;) by Garrinka2007-09-28 21:20:15
          "Excuse me." by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:32:32
            Actually I *have* ;) by Garrinka2007-09-28 21:34:41
          It's a marvelous night for a moondance by hadji2007-09-28 21:24:35
            Well that gives a whole new meaning by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:54:05
              well you could be seeing stars.. ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-28 21:54:51
                Seems a waste of glitter though.... by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:56:45
                  But it's shiny! by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:58:25
                    Well, yes, sometimes it is. by Silverfire2007-09-28 22:02:34
                      *hmmph* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 22:05:48
                        Evidently I went somewhere you didn't by Silverfire2007-09-28 22:15:37
                  no hon think *something* else ;) by Garrinka2007-09-28 21:58:09
                    *cough* by Silverfire2007-09-28 22:01:34
                      *roguish grin* (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 22:03:10
                      hehe :) about time you got it ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-28 22:02:15
                        Its the BEER! It impedes certain things. by Silverfire2007-09-28 22:03:10
                          LOL *I needs drink or sleep* by Garrinka2007-09-28 22:04:42
                            Busy day tomorrow? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 22:05:15
                              all my assignments are due :P by Garrinka2007-09-28 22:08:33
            LOL *hugs* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-28 21:26:51
        Let's just hope he doesn't flounder. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:10:45
Hey hadji? by purplepineapple2007-09-28 20:46:31
  eh? (n/t) by hadji2007-09-28 21:00:46
    :) by purplepineapple2007-09-28 21:27:40
      Ah. Well . . . by hadji2007-09-28 21:31:42
        :p (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-09-28 21:37:28
          Seriously, though, thank you for the sentiment. by hadji2007-09-28 21:40:20
            You're welcome. by purplepineapple2007-09-28 21:48:32
Dark chocolate, mint 3 Musketeers is the yum. (n/ (n/t) by Silverfire2007-09-28 20:37:21
Why are we so annoyed by spelling and grammar that by ihope1272007-09-28 20:14:49
  becausenotfollowingtherulesofgrammerspellingand by hadji2007-09-28 21:09:45
    *gives hadji a strange look* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:11:42
      Gnomes? I thought that was Kenders. (n/t) by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:15:50
        Not quite. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:22:01
          Ah, Only read the first three. by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:55:59
            The original trilogies were good by josie_beller2007-09-28 23:16:57
            Gotcha. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 22:00:14
      Which is why I prefer KDEs. (n/t) by hadji2007-09-28 21:14:37
        Kender Display Edition. Neat and portable. :D ( (n/t) by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:20:30
          Gotta love those kenders... by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:34:52
  Blatant poor spelling bothers me more than by radiowave9112007-09-28 20:58:00
    Nothing wrong with the Smirnoff Ice. It's the by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:02:36
  Owww..... by AlanTwo2007-09-28 20:33:53
  Aiee! *head hurts now* Meanie! by Silverfire2007-09-28 20:31:30
  nnnnnnnnnnngggggg by fitzso2007-09-28 20:25:48
    Seconded. by RoraJoey2007-09-28 20:41:35
      My wife is copy chief for a national magazine. by rook_mtl2007-09-28 20:47:26
    >:-D (n/t) by ihope1272007-09-28 20:33:58
Repeat of earlier question for any medical types-- by DrDeisel2007-09-28 19:58:51
  Did you give them some of Archy's regular food? by josie_beller2007-09-28 20:41:11
    We gave them a supply of his regular food - by DrDeisel2007-09-28 21:05:27
      Yup, similar incentive with my diabetic cat by josie_beller2007-09-28 22:17:11
  All I can say is it happened to me too... by rook_mtl2007-09-28 20:02:59
    How long did it go on for? (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-09-28 20:05:28
      From what I remember,no more than a day. by rook_mtl2007-09-28 20:44:13
        He had the treatment last Thursday and they by DrDeisel2007-09-28 21:06:43
two weekends, two BIG races by fitzso2007-09-28 19:42:22
  want ? ;) by Garrinka2007-09-28 19:48:02
  Same here, only it's this weekend. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 19:47:47
    One of our V8 drivers by fitzso2007-09-28 19:55:01
      Who's his sponsor? by AlanTwo2007-09-28 19:56:54
        From his website: by fitzso2007-09-28 20:00:15
          Thanks. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 20:02:01
    Meh. by themadkansan2007-09-28 19:54:39
      That's why I love the V8s by fitzso2007-09-28 19:55:48
        Spectator sport meh. by themadkansan2007-09-28 20:00:02
          Try being there to see it live. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 20:04:57
            Did. NASCAR and IndyCar. by themadkansan2007-09-28 20:11:30
              I just don't get the appeal by fitzso2007-09-28 20:18:27
                Preaching to the choir, you are. :) by themadkansan2007-09-28 20:41:50
                  Cute :D by fitzso2007-09-28 20:53:56
                    Like I said. by themadkansan2007-09-28 21:00:48
                      yet? by fitzso2007-09-28 21:09:09
                        Meh. by themadkansan2007-09-28 21:19:32
                          ...what is it by fitzso2007-09-28 21:24:08
                            Gota have room for the radiator. by themadkansan2007-09-28 21:35:39
                              Can't disagree with you by fitzso2007-09-28 21:42:23
                                If I ever get to where I can afford it by themadkansan2007-09-28 21:45:54
                                Ah by fitzso2007-09-28 22:01:10
                                Shortest drive I have by themadkansan2007-09-28 22:08:45
                                Yeah by fitzso2007-09-28 22:43:28
          That it is by fitzso2007-09-28 20:02:40
            I don't mean watch. by themadkansan2007-09-28 20:12:54
              Well by fitzso2007-09-28 20:23:59
                Can't afford all that. by themadkansan2007-09-28 20:33:06
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. by themadkansan2007-09-28 19:37:51
  You should get a spam filter. by ihope1272007-09-28 19:57:10
  telemarketer? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 19:39:26
    Worse. by themadkansan2007-09-28 19:46:28
      Hmm I've hung up on family. Annoying as heck. by Hieraco2007-09-28 23:34:38
      hon get caller Id saves *lots* of heartache :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-28 19:49:21
        Got it, not the problem. by themadkansan2007-09-28 19:52:04
          what do they want you to do? by AlanTwo2007-09-28 19:53:13
            Long story. by themadkansan2007-09-28 19:55:35
              Long Story, Short Version. by shadowsystems2007-09-28 20:07:41
                {{{shadowsystems & TMK}}} by fitzso2007-09-28 20:10:09
                  I finally got so S&FTired of it all... by shadowsystems2007-09-28 20:15:17
                    I love your grade of evil by fitzso2007-09-28 20:27:20
                      There's a way around that... by shadowsystems2007-09-28 20:32:01
                        Sounds neat by fitzso2007-09-28 20:55:14
              *looks at shadowsystems* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 19:59:54
                Sry, thought you'd heard in the past. by themadkansan2007-09-28 20:09:27
                  My response to that? by AlanTwo2007-09-28 20:55:13
                    Problem: by themadkansan2007-09-28 21:08:44
                      Understandable, but still. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:13:29
                        Yep. by themadkansan2007-09-28 21:22:44
                          (Hands TMK a large, frosty, root beer float.) by shadowsystems2007-09-28 21:30:37
                            I'll be okay, just need to make things happen. by themadkansan2007-09-28 21:38:08
                              good luck to you man you diserve this :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-28 21:44:46
                              You're off the hook. Nice. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:39:53
                IIRC, by Silverfire2007-09-28 20:05:33
                  Effectively right-on... by shadowsystems2007-09-28 20:10:38
                    Therein lies a further problem for me. by themadkansan2007-09-28 20:15:16
                      Oh ye freaking Deity! *hugs TMK* (n/t) by Silverfire2007-09-28 20:27:17
                      GREAT! by shadowsystems2007-09-28 20:23:40
                        nono, that's the problem. by themadkansan2007-09-28 20:35:22
                          Like I said, tell him you refuse to do anything by shadowsystems2007-09-28 20:48:29
                            Nothing so clear-cut, unfortunately. by themadkansan2007-09-28 20:52:11
                              Heh, show him the links to by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:00:30
                                Already knows. by themadkansan2007-09-28 21:10:18
                                Tell him that he has to get the money by shadowsystems2007-09-28 21:17:35
                                Done. by themadkansan2007-09-28 21:30:06
                                Ahhh carp. Sowwy. Out of ideas FTM. (n/t) by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:51:56
                                Do you have a decent-sized back yard? by shadowsystems2007-09-28 21:32:44
                                This is what I need the Bobcat for, remember? by themadkansan2007-09-28 21:38:49
                                And I keep telling you... by shadowsystems2007-09-28 21:59:35
                                Bah. by themadkansan2007-09-28 22:13:58
                                Ok, how about we compromise... by shadowsystems2007-09-28 22:34:22
                                I will attempt to drive said Bobcat by Silverfire2007-09-28 23:34:12
                                Bingo! I'm with Shadow on this. (n/t) by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:18:26
                              See here. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 20:57:45
                  ohhhh...that incident? by AlanTwo2007-09-28 20:07:12
                    Seems to be it'd be a lot easier to just tell them by ihope1272007-09-28 20:19:43
                      Can't. =( by shadowsystems2007-09-28 20:28:34
Good thing I withheld some cash from my paycheck. by Phoon2007-09-28 19:32:06
  If its direct deposit it SHOULD be by Silverfire2007-09-28 20:08:57
    Nope, paper. by Phoon2007-09-28 20:28:22
      ARgh. Yep they'll hold it by Silverfire2007-09-28 20:33:57
        Depending on the size of the employer, by radiowave9112007-09-28 20:53:59
  Hi, Phoon! I've been away - how are you liking by DrDeisel2007-09-28 20:01:41
'privacy protection' when registering domain name? by othercomics2007-09-28 19:11:09
  Yes by hobbs2007-09-28 19:19:47
    thanks... next question by othercomics2007-09-28 19:24:09
      It should be, yes. by hobbs2007-09-28 19:35:12
just when it couldn't get worse for TSCOG by robertltux2007-09-28 19:10:15
  Associates make routine filings. by werehatrack2007-09-28 19:47:28
Am I still the youngin here? by ihope1272007-09-28 19:07:02
  Nope not for a bit. Ariel_Josephine is 13 (n/t) by voxwoman2007-09-28 20:14:56
  anope gyro my son .. is 14 :) by Garrinka2007-09-28 19:10:27
    Is he a UFie? (n/t) by ihope1272007-09-28 19:29:38
      He's posted a few times here and there. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 19:30:01
    I'm physically 7.5 years old... by veran2007-09-28 19:12:14
Since Garrinka is *supposed* to be afk... by AlanTwo2007-09-28 18:55:10
  I've posted in Garrinka's diary thread (n/t) by hobbs2007-09-28 19:52:10
    hey hon give me a ping at ... by Garrinka2007-09-28 20:04:47
  I'm going to make it but wont be there til by Silverfire2007-09-28 19:21:29
    {{{silverfire}}} by AlanTwo2007-09-28 19:29:41
      Sorta. Boss couldn't give me Friday off by Silverfire2007-09-28 20:53:39
        Ick. Not fun. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:07:01
          Yeah its just too bad I live on the FAR by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:11:09
            I would drive, but there's a couple of snags. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:15:54
  hey you *my* jamboree :) my roll call :P by Garrinka2007-09-28 18:56:33
    To quote themadkansan... by AlanTwo2007-09-28 19:04:43
    What do you want for your birthday? by esbita2007-09-28 18:57:42
      can you get a tight end? ;) hehe :) by Garrinka2007-09-28 19:02:04
        Be careful you don't end up with a wide receiver. (n/t) by Phoon2007-09-28 19:46:41
        Naaah they're marketing majors or worse. by esbita2007-09-28 19:06:15
          hehe :) hmm can overlook *some* things by Garrinka2007-09-28 19:08:31
          It's worse than she thought. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 19:06:59
        'bita's got a VERY tight en... Oh wait ... NM ... (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 19:03:29
          *smack* think football positions hon ;) by Garrinka2007-09-28 19:05:01
            *eyeroll* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 19:06:09
              2 words hon .. bring it ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-28 19:09:31
                You're on. ;) (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 19:18:39
                  *wonders what 'it' is* by josie_beller2007-09-28 20:45:22
                    Funny, fuzzy bunny slippers? (n/t) by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:08:02
                    Not telling you. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:00:07
          Speaking from experience, are we? by AlanTwo2007-09-28 19:04:22
            Yup. Have regularly admired it :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 19:07:27
              *snerk* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 19:08:09
      I'd say... by themadkansan2007-09-28 18:59:11
  Yeah, *hicc* I'll be there... (n/t) by esbita2007-09-28 18:56:07
Misread of the day: "Unsafe tomato removal" (n/t) by ihope1272007-09-28 18:49:42
  *snicker* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 18:52:08
    read the 2 tlp's together hon and swap words ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-28 18:55:29
*puts out fresh tomato foccica bread... by Garrinka2007-09-28 18:47:25
  I'm under 21, you felon! :-P by ihope1272007-09-28 19:10:01
    didn't say brew was for you hon ;) by Garrinka2007-09-28 19:12:01
      Ah, so there's a long history of crime in your fam by ihope1272007-09-28 19:34:11
        I never liked the taste of alcohol either by josie_beller2007-09-28 20:58:38
        hon my great grandma was a hooch maker ;) by Garrinka2007-09-28 19:37:03
  Teachers are more merciful... by themadkansan2007-09-28 18:52:02
  mmmf thish ish good. Thanksh. (n/t) by radiowave9112007-09-28 18:52:01
  *gets some lemonade* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 18:51:21
    why do you think I put it out knucklehead ;) by Garrinka2007-09-28 18:54:52
      Hmmm... by AlanTwo2007-09-28 19:00:12
        Moonlight never gets a :( from me :-) by josie_beller2007-09-28 21:00:32
          Orion's easy to spot. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 21:02:12
            I knew that, I meant could *you* see him (n/t) by josie_beller2007-09-29 00:36:25
Help! by undrcvrparothed2007-09-28 18:46:21
"Warning: Unsafe device removal" in Ubuntu Gutsy.. by amp_man2007-09-28 18:30:38
  Sure it didn't mount it after burning? (n/t) by Phoon2007-09-28 19:42:55
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  Moderated: non-FYOS language appears on site by purplepineapple2007-09-28 20:42:57
    day late commenting by Nightwind2007-09-29 03:36:45
    What if it's obfuscated? (n/t) by ihope1272007-09-28 21:44:37
      That's fine by Arachnid2007-09-28 23:08:08
    I didn't even realize it wasn't a clicky by radiowave9112007-09-28 21:12:58
  I hate to do this, but...Mods! by radiowave9112007-09-28 18:50:47
  Linux Powered by Qcumber-some2007-09-28 18:42:07
Who In Three parts?? by robertltux2007-09-28 18:17:05
  As I understand... by esbita2007-09-28 18:26:28
  "Utopia" is third-last. by staticsan2007-09-28 18:22:47
Just listening to a Rebecca Carrington show by Qcumber-some2007-09-28 17:53:13
There is something I want to invent and by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 17:48:25
  So an online patent search to start. by run.dll2007-09-28 18:04:43
    Don't patents cost money? by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 18:06:31
      They cost money to get, yes -- but not to search. by bwkaz2007-09-28 18:16:20
        Prototype, eh? I thought it was just a drawing. (n/t) by ihope1272007-09-28 18:42:08
          It may be, I'm not sure. (n/t) by bwkaz2007-09-28 18:55:11
        Well I'll need a car and a lot of money to make a by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 18:20:37
          Will it fly? by veran2007-09-28 18:23:11
            No it won't fly by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 18:26:09
              So you won't be killed in a really cool manner? by veran2007-09-28 18:28:30
                Hmmm I have to find a way to make this by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 18:34:14
                  Automatic noknicker screen? by othercomics2007-09-28 18:37:48
                    Nope by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 18:40:31
            Yay flying car! by themadkansan2007-09-28 18:24:56
              I saw that movie too... by veran2007-09-28 18:27:00
      A proper patent search will cost by altordwm2007-09-28 18:14:15
        Ah, I assumed "search the USPTO DB". by bwkaz2007-09-28 18:53:02
    So << Do (n/t) by run.dll2007-09-28 18:05:17
  Ummmmm.... by othercomics2007-09-28 17:51:13
    I hate being so young it's keeping me from by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 18:04:45
      Pst. Wanna freak out Raptor? by Klaranth2007-09-28 18:16:33
        O_o O_O o_O (n/t) by raptor_872007-09-28 19:32:31
    Thing is I can't do it by myself by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 17:53:31
      I don't think being a minor prevents getting a by ihope1272007-09-28 18:39:34
        Money is a big issue when your my age thought. (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 18:41:49
          I dunno. How much do you have, and how much of a by ihope1272007-09-28 18:59:27
            None and I have tryed to find a job in town, by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 19:05:46
no boomies :( off for bed. Night all (n/t) by Klaranth2007-09-28 17:37:39
how much more shall I bend ... by Stardust2007-09-28 17:36:42
  Howard Jones - "Things Can Only Get Better" by AlanTwo2007-09-28 17:45:02
  One question you should never ask: by themadkansan2007-09-28 17:41:17
Anybody have any info. that they can share with me by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 17:27:12
  Start with cold calls, by etwas_egal2007-09-28 19:58:57
    Cold calls are for salespeople, not marketing by notdeadyet2007-09-28 20:41:29
  Yup..read the UF archives from the start, by RoraJoey2007-09-28 18:00:27
    *thwaps you with the tuna* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 18:25:03
      Actually, Stef is an example of what marketing IS by Stuka2007-09-28 18:30:29
        Good luck! by Illiad2007-09-28 18:42:07
          Thank you. Does tht mean that I'm not by notdeadyet2007-09-28 18:43:48
            Yes. :-) by Illiad2007-09-28 21:07:38
        That's marketers for you. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 18:34:02
  I take it by fitzso2007-09-28 17:56:36
    Well somebody brought up marketing by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 17:59:08
      Shall we call you Stephany then ? :) by Klaranth2007-09-28 18:17:44
        thought you where going to bed ? ;) by Garrinka2007-09-28 18:20:15
  I'm a marketing consultant - what do by notdeadyet2007-09-28 17:45:35
    How much money you make? by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 17:51:15
      I'm the owner of the company, so by notdeadyet2007-09-28 18:10:30
      You need to know three more important things by Qcumber-some2007-09-28 17:56:55
        Not even. by notdeadyet2007-09-28 18:04:40
          Hey, from a tech point of view by Qcumber-some2007-09-28 18:14:41
            There are plenty, you're just looking by notdeadyet2007-09-28 18:32:24
              Hey, do you know me? :-P (n/t) by Qcumber-some2007-09-28 18:36:00
              Not all techies are male. Look at Miranda. :) (n/ (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 18:35:52
                What? How can that be? Aren't all by notdeadyet2007-09-28 18:41:26
                  Not really, no. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 18:49:39
                    Thank you for making my point by notdeadyet2007-09-28 20:15:51
          It is easiest to sell people stuff they want by veran2007-09-28 18:08:31
            Gosh, that's pretty cynical (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-09-28 18:13:10
              Coming from, me, I thought it was rather upbeat. ( (n/t) by veran2007-09-28 18:20:23
              Easiest is, to sell them their merchandise cheap, by Klaranth2007-09-28 18:19:58
                Toyota has made lots of money by veran2007-09-28 18:22:26
                  Maybe. by raptor_872007-09-28 19:02:01
                    Because they are cheap, is uspect, by veran2007-09-28 19:09:41
  You sell things ;p by confused.brit2007-09-28 17:30:04
    LOL yeah I need a lil more detail :P (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 17:32:31
      Look on craigslist.com for by joecrouse2007-09-28 19:06:45
almost blown master brake cyclinder? :( by Garrinka2007-09-28 17:00:11
  {{{Garrinka}}} (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-09-28 18:20:49
  That's nothing. by veran2007-09-28 17:17:42
    hon I have a teenage boy to worry about :( by Garrinka2007-09-28 17:23:02
      I had idiot hit me once... by veran2007-09-28 17:42:32
        I get nervous with people approaching from behind by fitzso2007-09-28 17:51:33
          thanks hon :) needed that :) by Garrinka2007-09-28 17:58:28
            I got a raise earlier this year too by fitzso2007-09-28 18:05:59
              thanks girl.. sorry I go emo for a spell .. by Garrinka2007-09-28 18:08:59
                You don't go emo by fitzso2007-09-28 18:13:48
                  thanks hon *hugs* by Garrinka2007-09-28 18:17:21
                    I sure do by fitzso2007-09-28 18:24:26
                  fitzso's right, you know. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 18:17:11
            A raise. Those are good. (n/t) by veran2007-09-28 18:02:37
        I used to do that (ignore things not working) by themadkansan2007-09-28 17:45:28
          I used the steering wheel. by veran2007-09-28 17:51:35
            The police start looking at you funny, though. by themadkansan2007-09-28 18:23:20
              I claim self defence. by veran2007-09-28 18:24:28
                That's when they call the guys in white jackets. by themadkansan2007-09-28 18:26:37
                  In my country... by veran2007-09-28 18:31:06
                    *snrk* by themadkansan2007-09-28 18:33:13
                      Ditto. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 18:34:35
                        You don't know the fine for speeding, do you? by veran2007-09-28 18:56:52
                          Depends on where you are. by themadkansan2007-09-28 18:58:38
                            In my country: by veran2007-09-28 19:02:58
      *sound of an arrow in flight, then *THUNK** by AlanTwo2007-09-28 17:26:10
  {{{Garrinka}}} by AlanTwo2007-09-28 17:14:22
  So replace it. by themadkansan2007-09-28 17:07:39
    honey I don't have the tools or the place.. by Garrinka2007-09-28 17:10:54
      What knowhow? by themadkansan2007-09-28 17:14:15
        no hon it doesn't but I *still* don't have the by Garrinka2007-09-28 17:18:41
          Feh. Mechanically Inclined. by themadkansan2007-09-28 17:22:01
            Can't hun condo rules... by Garrinka2007-09-28 17:28:08
              Condo rules? by veran2007-09-28 17:44:27
                hon my condo association is so anal by Garrinka2007-09-28 17:48:11
                  I refer to them as "Faschists", by veran2007-09-28 17:52:44
                No rednecking, basically. by themadkansan2007-09-28 17:46:33
                  Condos/apartments pretty much have similar rules by AlanTwo2007-09-28 17:49:45
                    I'm never moving to a condo. by veran2007-09-28 17:53:51
                      I would... by esbita2007-09-28 19:25:07
                        That's not the only thing you're short on... by AlanTwo2007-09-28 19:33:52
              Get police report yet? by themadkansan2007-09-28 17:35:59
                *agrees with tmk* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 17:40:09
                  Exactly fix the brakes by joecrouse2007-09-28 19:17:49
              If you were closer I'd offer my services as a mech by rook_mtl2007-09-28 17:34:11
                thanks hon *hugs* I appreciate the offer :) by Garrinka2007-09-28 18:12:47
                Same here. by themadkansan2007-09-28 17:37:17
                  I could spot you hon I would.. and ty for the by Garrinka2007-09-28 17:41:33
                    Make 'em pay. by themadkansan2007-09-28 17:43:42
                      Darn right. by esbita2007-09-28 19:13:43
                      What is the point of having insurance if they by veran2007-09-28 17:45:16
                        Insurance does not exist to protect the insured. by themadkansan2007-09-28 17:50:24
                          So it is racketteering. I don't think that by veran2007-09-28 17:55:30
                            It wasn't, until they bribed the government into by themadkansan2007-09-28 18:20:13
                              Ah... the black hand paid the hand of death... IC (n/t) by veran2007-09-28 18:25:19
                                Yup - cozy, innit? by themadkansan2007-09-28 18:28:03
                                We have that here too, but not with insurance by veran2007-09-28 18:32:54
                                Gotta love corruption in politics... by themadkansan2007-09-28 18:35:09
                                Without corruption, there is no politics. (n/t) by veran2007-09-28 18:57:48
                        That's when you sue the other party in court. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 17:47:58
                          The last time I was in a crash, by veran2007-09-28 17:56:24
  Not overly by fitzso2007-09-28 17:04:49
    Oh, and {{{Garrinka}}} (n/t) by fitzso2007-09-28 17:05:06
There's a problem with my transmission by SnArL2007-09-28 16:38:28
  do you have under sized tires on your car? by Hieraco2007-09-28 23:26:09
  thought you were talking radiowaves by XndeX2007-09-28 16:40:36
    Then it would be the Doppler effect (n/t) by shminux2007-09-28 17:01:22
      Red shift or blue shift? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 17:52:30
*fears Nea's woodchipper* (n/t) by Myke2007-09-28 16:37:47
  Heh. by Nea2007-09-28 16:43:26
Boomies? by themadkansan2007-09-28 16:37:30
  I dunno... by arktus2007-09-28 17:05:25
    hah? by themadkansan2007-09-28 17:09:36
      ETPRO is gone. by Klaranth2007-09-28 17:13:20
        Right, who broke it? by themadkansan2007-09-28 17:15:01
          See yesterday's bar. (n/t) by arktus2007-09-28 17:15:56
          Dunno, but I got 45 min to play ... by Klaranth2007-09-28 17:15:33
            Is there a new map package? by c51L2007-09-28 17:22:42
              You probly don't have Stalingrad or Tankbuster. by themadkansan2007-09-28 17:27:12
                Voting has been off for months. by Klaranth2007-09-28 18:01:03
                  Nope - na guna. by themadkansan2007-09-28 18:29:20
                Jup by c51L2007-09-28 17:31:59
                  Search for those .pk3 files. by themadkansan2007-09-28 17:33:33
                    That's what I'm doing right now by c51L2007-09-28 17:40:29
  I'd play by c51L2007-09-28 17:03:19
  Only by fitzso2007-09-28 17:02:50
Woot. \0/ I love that little TENS machine. by Klaranth2007-09-28 16:30:23
  Care to share? by Hieraco2007-09-28 23:23:44
  Yup, they're wonderful by notdeadyet2007-09-28 18:02:51
  They pwn. by Myke2007-09-28 16:33:42
    until you get used to them (n/t) by shminux2007-09-28 16:44:49
      Im using 13-14 mA now. Roughly by Klaranth2007-09-28 18:05:38
It's weeks/days like this... by shadowboy8132007-09-28 16:27:35
  s/ noteorthiness / noteworthiness / (n/t) by shadowboy8132007-09-28 16:33:22
And I find myself wanting to write a real-time pro by ihope1272007-09-28 16:09:06
  FORTAN, C, Ada, assembler, unbuffered analog H/W by etwas_egal2007-09-28 20:03:50
  Erlang? (n/t) by Concept2007-09-28 19:10:16
  If you want lazy evaluation, garbage collection, by hobbs2007-09-28 17:58:39
  ADA. by machineelf2007-09-28 17:07:50
    Hmm, looks nice. I don't plan on killing anybody by ihope1272007-09-28 17:55:33
  lolcode? malbolge? D?(n/t) by Astro-g2007-09-28 16:17:32
  C is unsurpassed, Assembler if you hate yourself by shminux2007-09-28 16:13:19
    Meh. I wrote a RT OS in assembly language by voxwoman2007-09-28 20:18:24
      You just didn't know any better :) by shminux2007-09-28 20:34:02
    BASIC if you're completely SadoMasochistic. by shadowsystems2007-09-28 16:15:09
*HUGS* to Michigan... =( by shadowsystems2007-09-28 15:50:12
  I feel bad for the people of Michigan by altordwm2007-09-28 18:34:31
    Amazing what happens... by themadkansan2007-09-28 18:37:36
  *makes a rude gesture toward Lansing* by esbita2007-09-28 18:30:48
  Yes, it's bad. OTOH, the (local) news coverage is by bwkaz2007-09-28 17:48:04
    Then again if the cranial by Silverfire2007-09-28 19:06:22
      The "for this year" part is the critical bit. by bwkaz2007-09-28 19:22:35
        Whats sad is that some of the ones who by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:46:23
    what is WRONG with a higher tax rate? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-09-28 18:04:33
      Quite simply Buisnesses Will and DO by joecrouse2007-09-28 19:39:52
      I'll assume that's rhetorical... ;-) (n/t) by bwkaz2007-09-28 18:06:45
        Oh, just saw your other post. by bwkaz2007-09-28 18:10:33
  I could do that! by veran2007-09-28 17:39:05
    I found out because a friend of mine lives there by shadowsystems2007-09-28 18:17:35
      So you basically agree with my evil scheme. by veran2007-09-28 18:54:59
        (Hops up & down, waving his hands in the air) by shadowsystems2007-09-28 19:35:10
      Hate to say it, but this "crisis" is NEEDED. by esbita2007-09-28 18:44:44
  Just out of curiosity: how high is your tax ? by Klaranth2007-09-28 17:12:25
    It varies, but Sacramento, CA is 7.75%... by shadowsystems2007-09-28 17:34:17
      MD is 5% accross the board at the momment by joecrouse2007-09-28 19:29:58
    Sales tax is 6%. Income tax is variable, I think. (n/t) by bwkaz2007-09-28 17:24:30
      Doesn't sales tax vary by county? by the_diggity2007-09-28 17:30:04
        In Ohio, there is a state sales tax by altordwm2007-09-28 18:21:45
        I don't believe so, but I could be wrong. by bwkaz2007-09-28 17:50:48
        Sales tax is state mandated in MI. by Silverfire2007-09-28 17:50:27
          Pst. Tell them to increase the taxes to Dutch leve by Klaranth2007-09-28 18:03:07
            Considering your tax levels... by themadkansan2007-09-28 18:50:33
              Michigan has a lot of overweight people (n/t) by esbita2007-09-28 18:53:28
  Not totally a reflection of the nation by oot2007-09-28 16:52:42
  How much is 1.75 billion in the US again ? by Klaranth2007-09-28 16:01:37
    Not quite... by shadowsystems2007-09-28 16:12:03
    about 10CAD these days :) (n/t) by shminux2007-09-28 16:11:48
    1 billion (US) = 1.0E9 by pas512007-09-28 16:08:52
      Still, stop paying those taxes for 5 months, by Klaranth2007-09-28 16:26:30
        Different taxes by subbywan2007-09-28 16:29:58
          Doesn't matter - we can't just stop paying taxes.. by shadowsystems2007-09-28 17:07:07
  Happens every day here in Taxachusetts. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-09-28 16:00:12
    35K people laid off daily? by shadowsystems2007-09-28 16:13:25
  I read it as "hugs in Michigan, 35,000 laid"... (n (n/t) by shminux2007-09-28 15:54:35
    well, you could argue they got screwed ... (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 15:56:11
      and no dinner (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-09-28 15:57:00
First step is done. by hadji2007-09-28 15:36:21
  Wanna come work on my cisco router? :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 15:39:03
has anybody else here just lost The Game? (n/t) by Nightwind2007-09-28 15:15:09
  Yes. by SnArL2007-09-28 16:39:49
  I lost. (n/t) by archnerd2007-09-28 16:18:51
  Which game are you referring to? by shadowsystems2007-09-28 15:39:54
    This one... by Irrelevant2007-09-28 15:40:57
      this website will explain things by Nightwind2007-09-28 16:47:43
        Why does this scream "pyramid scam"? by shadowsystems2007-09-28 17:39:10
          you'll note I didn't register or give you by Nightwind2007-09-28 18:36:59
      Oh, based on a tv show? by shadowsystems2007-09-28 15:53:08
        Odd, I was just playing DTD 1.5 as I read that. (n (n/t) by HaX80r2007-09-28 16:15:50
          I like v1.21... by shadowsystems2007-09-28 16:45:34
  ARRRRGH! by the_diggity2007-09-28 15:26:24
  You are now breathing manually. by Irrelevant2007-09-28 15:26:14
  Argh. You just made me think about it. DARN IT! (n (n/t) by kelli2172007-09-28 15:19:27
Woot. by leonidus2007-09-28 15:09:26
  you're flying a 1m telescope on a high altitude by Astro-g2007-09-28 16:33:07
    Some more information by leonidus2007-09-28 17:37:36
  Your accomplishment is impressive by notdeadyet2007-09-28 15:47:52
    Is that sarcasm or not? by leonidus2007-09-28 16:02:54
      Not sarcasm. Am truly impressed. (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-09-28 17:46:07
Question for the whole board: ALL OPINIONS WELCOME by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 14:55:47
  Develop thick skin if you're going to be a lawyer by Hieraco2007-09-28 23:22:05
  Talk to krikkert. by Klaranth2007-09-28 16:02:26
    I am right now on msn :) (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 16:04:47
  Well, I would suggest asking Niwikki, but... by kelli2172007-09-28 15:18:33
    Civil cases that go to the Supreme Court by pas512007-09-28 15:51:27
  In Canada there are two by gibuu2007-09-28 15:06:16
  Do you have any ethics? by hyzenthlay2007-09-28 15:05:00
    Number one by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 15:14:27
      So that would be a no on the ethics? by hyzenthlay2007-09-28 15:26:02
        See I was thinking by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 15:42:10
      Some do ... Ask Esbita for an article on that. by subbywan2007-09-28 15:19:30
        That was in a Wall St. Journal article this week. by esbita2007-09-28 18:46:52
        <Deleted><Deleted>2007-09-28 15:56:45
          Moderated for language in link. (n/t) by Nea2007-09-28 15:57:02
            drat. Sorry. Missed that. (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 15:59:20
  Didja see this from earlier? by Havoc2007-09-28 15:03:24
    OMG speaking my language now LOVE those bands! (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 15:25:06
  An honest, ethical one. by Peace_man2007-09-28 15:02:26
    Hmmm the argument and court room excitement by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 15:21:14
      If it's excitement and money you want, by Peace_man2007-09-28 15:36:43
        Heh like a chubby southern gurl is going to by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 15:49:19
      Never choose a job for great money! by karl-henrik2007-09-28 15:27:12
        More the argument than the money by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 15:30:40
          Are you sure it isn't the glory? by hyzenthlay2007-09-28 15:41:03
            But do you make as good of money in marketing? (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 15:45:34
              Can make better. Top execs can pull by subbywan2007-09-28 15:47:37
                What does the work invole by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 15:50:16
                  Coming up with ideas and presenting them by subbywan2007-09-28 15:53:24
                    Ok I love doing that to and I would get to argue by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 15:56:24
                      Anywhere between 0 and masters. by subbywan2007-09-28 15:58:33
                        Well thats awesome! by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 16:02:47
                          Nope and nope. by subbywan2007-09-28 16:04:55
                            True by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 16:11:48
                              Whatever someone is willing to pay by subbywan2007-09-28 16:17:47
                                Lets see by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 16:19:17
                                5 - 7 years (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 16:19:51
                                5 isn't to bad by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 16:22:30
                                You may have to pick by subbywan2007-09-28 16:24:58
                                You can either have a family, or a well paying job by veran2007-09-28 19:01:57
                                That's kind of the dilemma we're running into by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 16:29:31
                                Fostering? (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 16:45:18
                                Well there is a lot of heart break in that by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 17:20:15
  Do NOT pick yet. by subbywan2007-09-28 15:01:32
  This wil probably become clearer when you by lab rat2007-09-28 15:00:42
  There are two types: those who deal with money by pas512007-09-28 14:57:29
OK THAT'S IT!!! by DesertRat662007-09-28 14:55:29
  Do me a favor, would ya? by SnArL2007-09-28 15:03:27
    He'll probably tell you to get it yourself. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 18:38:13
  Why's the rum always gone? (n/t) by Bellator2007-09-28 15:02:59
    clicky by confused.brit2007-09-28 16:06:57
Is there a Firefox extension to do this? by oot2007-09-28 14:53:57
  And is there a Firefox extension to do *this*? by Michiel2007-09-28 15:27:41
    Tab Mix Plus is what you're looking for by PeKaJe2007-09-28 16:05:38
    Found one : by Klaranth2007-09-28 16:05:37
  Yes. It's "NoScript". by shadowsystems2007-09-28 15:00:54
    Thank you! :-) (n/t) by oot2007-09-28 16:46:30
      You're welcome... =) by shadowsystems2007-09-28 17:03:44
the loonie closes above $1 US for first time in 31 by gibuu2007-09-28 14:53:50
  ATTN: Illiad. ^^^ (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-28 14:54:51
    Personally, I anticipate a Sundaytoon about this by othercomics2007-09-28 17:09:50
      Bring back the `good old days' by Hieraco2007-09-28 23:18:06
Illiad:Creation Scientist Website by declan2007-09-28 14:51:53
  Thinks like this make me appreciate by AndyA2007-09-28 16:26:04
    s/thinks/things/ (n/t) by AndyA2007-09-28 16:26:39
  Irrelevant and AndyA beat me to it. :-) by Illiad2007-09-28 15:34:47
    I had a student by run.dll2007-09-28 15:51:20
      Oh, how excellent. by Illiad2007-09-28 15:54:47
        First, there are no absolutely rigid bodies in SR by shminux2007-09-28 15:58:00
  Let's start here... by Irrelevant2007-09-28 15:24:08
    There is an eye opener by declan2007-10-01 06:24:31
Nokia 6126 cell phone call recorder by notdeadyet2007-09-28 14:43:03
  No, not at all illegal to remove by subbywan2007-09-28 14:45:49
    Is illegal to remove in Norway. by krikkert2007-09-28 14:49:31
      Recording pips required in Au, too. by staticsan2007-09-28 17:20:00
      That was because of the naughty pics people took:P by subbywan2007-09-28 14:55:12
        Not quite. by krikkert2007-09-28 14:56:41
          Even in public places? (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 15:02:17
            Indeed. by krikkert2007-09-28 15:07:10
              You're a weird lot. All that cold has frozen your by subbywan2007-09-28 15:07:59
                We have more guns per person than you. :P (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-28 15:12:38
                  Having 10 people and 11 guns doesn't count :P (n/t by subbywan2007-09-28 15:20:31
                    Better than 300 million and 1 gun between you. :P (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-28 15:44:47
                      As long as *I* have the gun, i prefer that one :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 15:48:07
Anyone on Twitter? by Myke2007-09-28 14:37:42
  I am: weirdenough (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-09-28 15:42:56
  David Hewlett is (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 14:39:09
BOW BEFORE HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE! by shadowsystems2007-09-28 14:24:58
  *covers FSM with delicous sauce* by RoraJoey2007-09-28 18:10:11
  Not again... by raptor_872007-09-28 17:10:26
  Ramen noodles by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 14:43:18
  Ramenist! by werehatrack2007-09-28 14:33:05
    I believe He is Rameny... by shadowsystems2007-09-28 14:39:32
  Yes, it's quite noodly indeed. by krikkert2007-09-28 14:32:31
    Who says you're not allowed to add by shadowsystems2007-09-28 14:35:13
      Oh, by krikkert2007-09-28 14:37:14
        Which thing were you speaking of? by shadowsystems2007-09-28 14:41:14
          *Will ducks, calls for Red Alert* (n/t) by werehatrack2007-09-28 14:42:37
Stupid government correspondence by esbita2007-09-28 14:17:09
  Oh and another thing... by esbita2007-09-28 14:22:59
ahh I hate whoever made this flat by thetree2007-09-28 14:12:45
  It happens in flats. by staticsan2007-09-28 17:28:33
  Eep... that sucks by oot2007-09-28 14:21:19
    Im going to woolworths tomorrow and getting one by thetree2007-09-28 14:29:42
      LED flashlights FTW! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 14:44:12
        I have both LED flashlights and LED lanterns by DesertRat662007-09-28 14:48:28
          Without power I like to use a UPS by menetlaus2007-09-28 15:11:51
            People that try to wander off with my flashlights by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 15:28:33
  have you made sure the breaker is not by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 14:19:10
    its not flippable. by thetree2007-09-28 14:20:37
      unplug or turn off everything by klep2007-09-28 14:39:06
        All the lights are off. by thetree2007-09-28 15:11:26
          Unplug anything that currently doesn't have power. by abaron2007-09-28 15:24:55
        Seconded, you have something plugged in that by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 14:43:37
        I concur. by Myke2007-09-28 14:41:03
With all of the ID discussion going on... by SnArL2007-09-28 13:53:26
  I think there's a hole in your theory. (n/t) by hadji2007-09-28 14:39:34
    Please donut start with the puns. (n/t) by pas512007-09-28 14:41:36
      He can fritter his time away however he wants (n/t) by hyzenthlay2007-09-28 14:44:21
        Ugh, I'm going to cruller into a corner (n/t) by tallastro2007-09-28 18:57:48
          Bun there, Doner that ß-Ţ (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-09-28 19:23:03
  The dark forces have prevailed. by werehatrack2007-09-28 14:37:34
    DD is switching markets by Stibbons2007-09-28 15:54:12
    *gets torch and pitchfork and joins in* by Nea2007-09-28 15:12:36
      Maybe when Tim Hortons gets that far south... (n/t by shminux2007-09-28 15:24:42
    I'll join that... by shadowsystems2007-09-28 14:51:57
      AMEN brother! I HATE KK's stuff by Silverfire2007-09-28 21:50:33
  Actually, he died for a really great by shadowsystems2007-09-28 14:34:14
  As soon as I saw the picture title by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 13:54:49
    Here's another funny one: by SnArL2007-09-28 13:57:09
Board game: Convince me you win by SnappingTurtle2007-09-28 13:49:37
  I traveled 1/2 way around the world with 2 Cats by Hieraco2007-09-28 23:06:59
  I will not participate in this game... by MadJo2007-09-28 15:21:41
  (Smiles innocently & picks up the phone... by shadowsystems2007-09-28 14:31:56
    *Picks up phone* by DesertRat662007-09-28 14:52:15
      (Waits until DR hangs up... by shadowsystems2007-09-28 14:55:26
  I'm not the winner. by dodrian2007-09-28 14:30:08
  Guess ... <smile> by Klaranth2007-09-28 14:16:48
  I do. by merlin2007-09-28 14:08:19
  That's easy! by the_diggity2007-09-28 14:04:09
    teh winnar! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2007-09-29 07:32:27
  I do by Rogue19712007-09-28 14:03:53
  I win by SnArL2007-09-28 14:02:28
  Everyone wins, therefore I win also. (n/t) by pas512007-09-28 13:59:43
    Honorable mention for inclusion by SnappingTurtle2007-09-28 14:00:21
      Alternatively: by pas512007-09-28 14:05:13
      This sounds like by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 14:01:33
  I'm a mathematician by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 13:52:15
    I'm an economist. by krikkert2007-09-28 14:05:13
      I am your father. by Klaranth2007-09-28 14:18:11
        Of course I would. by krikkert2007-09-28 14:22:05
    Honorable mention for bogosity by SnappingTurtle2007-09-28 13:59:46
  You do. (n/t) by werehatrack2007-09-28 13:51:43
Guys I'm sorry for everything a while ago by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 13:42:54
  No problem. Just wait till you get drunk! by veran2007-09-28 17:46:55
    I have already been drunk heh (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 17:55:01
      Was it fun? How much did you puke the next day? by veran2007-09-28 18:06:14
        No actally I think I have a really strong tolrance by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 18:16:47
          The hangover comes after about 6-7 times, really by veran2007-09-28 19:08:26
            I was pretty drunk I would have drunk more, but by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 19:14:44
  Yeah. by kelli2172007-09-28 14:53:20
    I hear ya. by Illiad2007-09-28 15:46:59
    {{{kelli217}}} by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 14:58:36
    {{{kelli217}}} by joresgump2007-09-28 14:56:31
  With regard to smoking: many of us that have by lab rat2007-09-28 13:56:46
    Yet another reason not to smoke by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 13:58:54
      and the brown teeth...yes I'm appealing to vanity (n/t) by lab rat2007-09-28 14:00:37
        Yucky (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 14:07:54
        Not to mention the taste when a non-smoker by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 14:07:41
          You think THAT'S bad? by SnArL2007-09-28 14:15:01
            was she chewing while you kissed her? by MadJo2007-09-28 14:40:01
              True love is swapping a plug back and forth. (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 14:42:06
                I think I just threw up in my mouth a little (n/t) by SnArL2007-09-28 15:05:11
            How do you get a girl to go from beautiful to ugly by DesertRat662007-09-28 14:29:31
              I concur. (n/t) by pas512007-09-28 14:58:09
            mmmm Mentholated tobacco taste by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 14:20:37
            Hmmm I wonder if Joey smokes. by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 14:18:06
          Yeah It took my mom over 7 times to quit (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 14:10:23
            My aunt died of emphysema and that is not by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 14:14:14
              My grandmother has emphysema by fitzso2007-09-28 14:19:25
                {fitzo and family} (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 14:28:41
              Thanks by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 14:16:20
  It's part of developing a thicker skin by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 13:47:59
    No it's not. by veran2007-09-28 17:48:02
    Hannah is like a sister to me when so does by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 13:55:29
      You got it almost right by vdp2007-09-28 13:59:54
        I know, I mean, I told her by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 14:04:39
      I know the feeling by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 13:57:44
        I have an older sister and a younger one too by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 14:02:23
          I was lucky by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 14:04:35
            There is 8 years between Aleah and I by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 14:06:10
              NemoHac doesn't get along with one of his sisters by fitzso2007-09-28 14:17:30
              Sister is 9 and my brother is 10 years by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 14:11:07
                For amoment I thought you had 19 siblings... by veran2007-09-28 17:49:12
                You might not can tell from here, but by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 14:14:43
                  On a message board it is a bit more by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 14:27:34
                    True very truth, by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 14:35:11
                      Friday pudding is different though! LOL (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 14:45:40
                        Full of chocolatey goodness! by confused.brit2007-09-28 16:26:53
              s/thought/though (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 14:06:45
                Try 13 1/2 then. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 14:07:41
                  Hmmm That might be it (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 14:08:36
  Lying to teachers... by kyrasantae2007-09-28 13:47:36
    I got it in middle school I got caught cheating by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 13:53:29
  truth hurts... use with caution. (n/t) by shminux2007-09-28 13:44:57
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  Whitespace is not the method for creating spoiler by Snate2007-09-28 14:06:58
    Too late, it already got deleted. by undrcvrparothed2007-09-28 14:11:25
  Moderated for excessive white space. by Nea2007-09-28 14:05:45
    Understandable. by undrcvrparothed2007-09-28 14:08:19
      See Here by Snate2007-09-28 14:10:47
  Nethack players! (n/t) by Murphoid2007-09-28 13:55:55
    rofl (n/t) by thejugglingking2007-09-28 13:58:52
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-09-28 14:05:58
    Moderated for excessive white space. by Nea2007-09-28 14:06:34
    I am slain. </Inigio Montoya's Father> (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-09-28 13:40:18
Welcome to UF Home edition - The AOL/IRC version by Hieraco2007-09-28 13:32:48
Unofficial "Hairy Leg" Contest by notdeadyet2007-09-28 13:07:15
  What exactly are the criteria? by undrcvrparothed2007-09-28 14:02:18
    Official rules are in my diary (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-09-28 14:19:20
  I read that as by devnull2007-09-28 13:18:34
  I'm both repulsed and intrigued at the same time.. by Corvus_One2007-09-28 13:11:00
    Yep, I think it's kind of a disgusting by notdeadyet2007-09-28 13:34:42
      Blond, barely visible leg hair is not too bad. (n/ (n/t) by shminux2007-09-28 13:46:21
        That's what I have (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-09-28 14:29:55
Well, that was an interesting interview ... by PeKaJe2007-09-28 12:53:01
  If headhunters stake out that department... by ShadoCat2007-09-28 13:14:37
    It may be more of a general industry thing by PeKaJe2007-09-28 16:16:16
Plunging necklines by run.dll2007-09-28 12:51:30
  physics professors... by gfractal2007-09-28 12:56:37
    Heh. by run.dll2007-09-28 13:20:07
      "There's nothing written on it!" by SnArL2007-09-28 13:39:41
        Just the other night by undrcvrparothed2007-09-28 13:48:19
          I saw a girl with a braille "c" this morning. by run.dll2007-09-28 13:58:46
I thought htis was supposed to be user friendly... by psychotic chick2007-09-28 12:37:13
  For those of you who need it: by SnArL2007-09-28 12:49:46
  MOD Decison: This thread is closed. by Nea2007-09-28 12:49:03
    Just for completeness... by Nea2007-09-28 12:57:29
  We must. by subbywan2007-09-28 12:40:49
  Ignore the troll. by Didactylos2007-09-28 12:40:14
    SHUT UP by psychotic chick2007-09-28 12:44:17
      I am warning you now by hyzenthlay2007-09-28 12:47:47
        too late ... :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 12:48:06
          For me too. :) by Nea2007-09-28 12:50:09
          So I noticed :) (n/t) by hyzenthlay2007-09-28 12:48:34
      DISABLED. Go read the rules. by Illiad2007-09-28 12:47:38
      WHOOOA A BIT HATEFUL THERE ARE WE LORD. (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 12:46:50
      Okay, that's enough. Mods? by Didactylos2007-09-28 12:46:02
        Given the age she's acting, possibly crayon (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 12:46:44
          Better not crayons made in China.. by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 12:48:42
      You might not be a troll, but you are out of line. by subbywan2007-09-28 12:45:56
    Too young to be a troll. by subbywan2007-09-28 12:42:15
hey everyone by psychotic chick2007-09-28 12:28:57
All you guys have turned me soft. by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 12:28:36
  Oooh, I have one of those too! by fitzso2007-09-28 13:54:14
    as in red sonja? (n/t) by Nightwind2007-09-28 16:26:58
    My wife has the same problem by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 13:59:49
      Yeah I have that problem too by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 14:22:44
    I've never seen one with my name on it by kyrasantae2007-09-28 13:57:02
      been there, done that ... by ParityBit2007-09-28 14:16:39
  haha..it'll be okay.......maybe =] by psychotic chick2007-09-28 12:31:36
    Lord your half crazy! (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 12:39:40
  You can always paint it black :-P by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 12:30:29
    It was good lots of goth and emo people by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 12:38:18
      how untrve by ParityBit2007-09-28 12:57:55
        Well I guess his emotion was happy today (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-28 13:32:58
    sick by psychotic chick2007-09-28 12:38:05
CSS positioning by dennismv2007-09-28 12:25:43
  nest the blocks maybe? by robertltux2007-09-28 15:47:08
  are the widths/heights fixed or stretchy? (n/t) by Irrelevant2007-09-28 12:27:59
    fixed (n/t) by dennismv2007-09-29 10:04:53
Fred Gives Up by Havoc2007-09-28 12:18:15
  I especially like 368. Required reading for all... by kelli2172007-09-28 13:04:25
Ordnance-Corner For UFies by SnArL2007-09-28 11:35:24
  one in five Canadian border guards can't shoot by DesertRat662007-09-28 13:36:44
    another way to put it by gibuu2007-09-28 13:45:05
      Gimme 8 hours by DesertRat662007-09-28 13:50:30
        so we can probably add poor instruction by gibuu2007-09-28 14:00:46
          Another possiblity by DesertRat662007-09-28 14:30:51
  UFOCBOTW by SnArL2007-09-28 12:24:11
  ATTN: DFW UFies by SnArL2007-09-28 11:37:12
    what time are you thinking of going? by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 11:43:51
      It's really up to Paco. I THINK it'll be afternoon by SnArL2007-09-28 11:46:01
        I will have a gaggle around, including my sister by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 11:49:10
          Just be aware that DVDs only gove 4 hours by ShadoCat2007-09-28 13:19:03
            Yeah, mst of what I want to record is 2 hours max by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 14:04:31
              I ended up getting a HD/DVD combo by ShadoCat2007-09-28 15:22:16
                I am trying to part together a media box by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 15:32:19
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  Moderated for language in link (n/t) by hyzenthlay2007-09-28 12:15:52
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-09-28 12:16:08
    Moderated for language in link by hyzenthlay2007-09-28 12:16:49
Ben Stein just dropped a few notches... by Illiad2007-09-28 11:03:00
  Check this out by declan2007-09-28 14:46:10
    And the first thing I read is... by JaR2007-09-28 15:03:12
      The odd thing about irreductible complexity by AndyA2007-09-28 15:16:45
  So being Richard Nixon's lawyer by vdp2007-09-28 12:48:09
    He wasn't Nixon's Lawyer by basher202007-09-28 13:05:06
      From his web site: by vdp2007-09-28 13:10:44
        *A* speech writer and lawyer, not *the*. by werehatrack2007-09-28 13:41:03
  He may not actually be a creationist. by retiqlum22007-09-28 11:12:32
    Yes. by Illiad2007-09-28 11:19:14
      Question for you, and this is something I've by merlin2007-09-28 11:25:19
        You have it backwards. by werehatrack2007-09-28 13:32:44
          I'd disagree slightly by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 13:39:21
        Actually, not exactly. by krikkert2007-09-28 11:52:14
          But in some areas that's the only way to test the by josie_beller2007-09-29 00:07:59
          The thesis / grant research method, however... (n/ (n/t) by chanceslost2007-09-28 11:56:23
        Speaking as a Christian who accepts by hadji2007-09-28 11:45:51
          Good answer by tallastro2007-09-28 13:24:16
            Fair enough. :-) (n/t) by hadji2007-09-28 17:25:31
          ID is philosophy, not science by basher202007-09-28 12:01:43
            The more science I learn, the more by josie_beller2007-09-29 00:02:14
            I agree. by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 12:10:36
              Now that's an amusing typo. (n/t) by Didactylos2007-09-28 12:42:16
                Ah, well, strife as well as strive get my point by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 12:45:53
            Perfectly reasonable. (n/t) by Illiad2007-09-28 12:08:06
          natural selection != randomness by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 11:55:34
            The basis of natural selection is that by hadji2007-09-28 12:02:58
              That's part of it. by jdelphiki2007-09-28 12:43:57
                Science doesn't assign an intent by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 12:52:37
              Within a system, any sequence is random. by chanceslost2007-09-28 12:13:51
              The mutations are random. by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 12:07:04
                Not at all. by hadji2007-09-28 12:10:46
                  Then elaborate on your statement. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 12:17:41
                    No. I'm tired of this. by hadji2007-09-28 12:22:51
                      I'll note that statement for future reference. (n/ (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 12:26:35
                        If, by that, you mean you're going to remind me by hadji2007-09-28 12:33:01
                I thought you had said (in effect) by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 12:09:30
                  It is. by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 12:14:04
                  According to natural selection, by hadji2007-09-28 12:13:10
                    The appendix in your gut is an example. by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 12:16:04
                      The appendix is used pre-birth by subbywan2007-09-28 12:23:12
                        Hm.. by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 12:25:19
                      I think that boas by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 12:17:25
        I.D. is not testable. by Illiad2007-09-28 11:44:41
          While I agree that there are a large number of by merlin2007-09-28 12:03:53
            I would *love* to see such. by Illiad2007-09-28 12:06:24
              Let me see if I can find it. I am aware of at by merlin2007-09-28 12:11:49
              I would also be interested to know why by AndyA2007-09-28 12:11:18
                Any notion of how circular that argument is? (n/t) by Nashville2007-09-28 12:28:48
                  It's not circular. by AndyA2007-09-28 14:16:52
          I.D. *IS* testable. AND provable. by subbywan2007-09-28 11:46:05
            of course there is intelligent design by MadJo2007-09-28 15:29:10
            I'm going to have to smack you for that. by werehatrack2007-09-28 13:50:45
              That's why I posted it :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 14:11:52
            I was almost going to have to smack you for that ( (n/t) by SnArL2007-09-28 11:47:31
        You missed one fundamental rule of science by AndyA2007-09-28 11:38:02
          Good points. (n/t) by merlin2007-09-28 12:05:07
          Lousy Design by Illiad2007-09-28 11:46:25
            I don't buy the lousy design bit. by hadji2007-09-28 11:50:54
              The human body is full of kludges. by Arachnid2007-09-28 12:15:01
              I want to jump in and help hadji by tesla_koil2007-09-28 12:12:03
              The human body has no inherent advantage by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 11:57:35
                That has nothing to do with my point. by hadji2007-09-28 12:30:14
                That, and opposable thumbs (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 11:58:37
                  Yeah, to use tools. by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 11:59:53
                    You mean by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 12:05:12
                    Even monkey's have been known to use tools by subbywan2007-09-28 12:02:58
                      Some *birds* make and use tools. (n/t) by werehatrack2007-09-28 14:25:40
                      Exactly. by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 12:08:17
                    Humanity has one main strength, adaptability (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 12:00:46
                      Yes, but the adaptability is not in physical by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 12:03:23
                        You have to be smart to be as adaptable as us by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 12:34:19
              It's lousy design, by altordwm2007-09-28 11:56:31
                It's kludged together. by Phoon2007-09-28 15:46:30
              Examples of lousy design by Illiad2007-09-28 11:55:58
                I'm not saying there aren't lousy aspects . . . by hadji2007-09-28 12:00:14
                Not to mention: No fur to survive cold. by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 11:58:54
                  Not God's fault we decided to settle here. :P (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-28 12:01:43
                    It is, since God is omniscient. :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 12:09:08
                      Causation? by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 12:12:27
              One thing that does bother me about design by subbywan2007-09-28 11:55:52
              A design is not lousy just because it is not under by krikkert2007-09-28 11:54:09
                But I constantly hear that the more the -ologists, by hadji2007-09-28 11:56:59
                  The fascination is, most likely, in the fact by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 12:01:29
                    We breed like rabbits... (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-28 12:03:20
                      I can't say I have observed them doing that... by NDwight2007-09-28 12:11:01
                      In underground holes? Not usually... ;-P (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 12:06:20
                        aren't houses just above-ground holes? :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 12:06:50
                          Above-ground holes aren't underground holes by MatthewDBA2007-09-28 12:11:18
              Also . . . if human beings are such a lousy design by hadji2007-09-28 11:53:02
                The human body is a bit like an core 2 processor by AndyA2007-09-28 12:07:02
                Humans as a whole are an amazing design by Sterling_Ag2007-09-28 12:04:03
                  I do NOT shove food up my nose, rumors or no. (n/t by kelli2172007-09-28 13:41:02
            Esp in women! by subbywan2007-09-28 11:48:13
              I will refrain from making comments (n/t) by SnArL2007-09-28 11:49:21
        I.D. & creationism by bigyellowcat712007-09-28 11:35:26
        Have you actually looked at the ID 'evidence'? by williamashbless2007-09-28 11:31:45
  Oh for the love of... Sigh. (n/t) by williamashbless2007-09-28 11:06:31
I'm back from Edmonton! by DrDeisel2007-09-28 10:57:01
  Welcome back, I don't know the answers to the ques by NDwight2007-09-28 12:21:29
Sympathetic pains, anyone? by Klaranth2007-09-28 10:56:49
  Why? He was born C-section :P (n/t) by esbita2007-09-28 11:14:22
    Imagine the back pain from carrying her around. (n (n/t) by SnArL2007-09-28 11:16:25
      Seems all her babies were big by esbita2007-09-28 12:10:21
Who's going to a pre-season NHL game tomorrow? by theanomaly2007-09-28 10:52:38
al-Qaida in Iraq "fractured" by merlin2007-09-28 10:51:55
Skillet - Comatose FTW by merlin2007-09-28 10:50:00
  Best album of theirs since... by divide by zero2007-09-28 13:36:50
Attn: Illiad, SmilingMan, Myke, or whomever by Sieldan2007-09-28 10:34:52
  Fwd'd to SmilingMan by Myke2007-09-28 13:01:32
Freaking Prima Donna's by tesla_koil2007-09-28 10:25:50
  "Graveyards are FULL of irreplaceable people" (n/t by rhl20002007-09-28 14:47:36
  You might want to read a post below. by kelli2172007-09-28 13:45:31
  I feel for ya!! With developers much of the time by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 10:35:10
    I can't *stand* factory programmers. by Didactylos2007-09-28 10:41:32
      You would not believe how many times by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 10:55:37
    stranglations would be a great by tesla_koil2007-09-28 10:37:25
    Gee, and I was thinking of working for you. by merlin2007-09-28 10:36:45
      You Prima Donna you! ;-P (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 10:37:30
        *bwahahahah* My cube mates are looking at me by merlin2007-09-28 10:39:41
  I'm not a Prima Donna, but I am by vampire2007-09-28 10:33:14
    I should clarify. by vampire2007-09-28 10:52:05
  wait, artist ARE irreplaceable by beetlejuice2007-09-28 10:30:24
    Speaking as a developer, get bent. :) by williamashbless2007-09-28 10:33:34
      Documentation and coding standards by tesla_koil2007-09-28 10:36:03
        Interesting thread. by run.dll2007-09-28 10:41:51
          there is no way to support a realised product by tesla_koil2007-09-28 10:43:20
            A sysadmin's perspective by basher202007-09-28 10:52:33
              On the other hand, it shouldn't imply he needs to by ttlogic2007-09-28 11:12:57
                I have an application by basher202007-09-28 11:41:22
                  Wow! by vw_fan172007-09-28 12:03:08
              The genius coder I mentioned elsewhere in this by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 10:59:57
              In other words by Didactylos2007-09-28 10:56:49
            /released (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-09-28 10:43:43
        The chief architect, maybe not. by Didactylos2007-09-28 10:39:47
          I'll grant you a good architect by tesla_koil2007-09-28 10:40:47
        Remind me never to work for you. (n/t) by williamashbless2007-09-28 10:38:02
          Anyone, even me as a project manager, can be by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 10:43:48
            Fun and costly by tesla_koil2007-09-28 10:46:43
              On my side of the house by basher202007-09-28 10:55:11
                but if it is documented poor logic... by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 10:56:49
            See, this is why you need Prima Donnas. by merlin2007-09-28 10:46:03
          got something agianst by tesla_koil2007-09-28 10:41:47
            Absolutely not. They should be solid. by williamashbless2007-09-28 10:50:28
              I don't think tesla_koil by Didactylos2007-09-28 10:54:24
                Finding good ones is often hard. by williamashbless2007-09-28 10:56:41
                  They probably believed Spolsky's Rock Star by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 11:00:15
              Absolutely. Our management thought as tesla did by vampire2007-09-28 10:54:00
            Coders motto: by subbywan2007-09-28 10:42:34
              s/coders/hackers' (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 11:12:33
              I really disagree witht his sentiment by tesla_koil2007-09-28 10:45:27
                The *company* yes by subbywan2007-09-28 10:50:07
                  companies pay salaries by tesla_koil2007-09-28 11:11:44
                    But they create the content the company uses by subbywan2007-09-28 11:16:52
                      which comes first by tesla_koil2007-09-28 11:24:27
                        The chicken. It was created by evolution by subbywan2007-09-28 11:25:14
                          But to evolve, it had to come out of the egg first (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 11:27:34
                            Which comes from a previous chicken by subbywan2007-09-28 11:35:11
                              I think it goes "I think not.." *poof* dissapears (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 11:46:00
                                That's a Hardy Boys mystery :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 11:47:00
    You think? by Didactylos2007-09-28 10:33:32
      concept artist are dime a dozen by tesla_koil2007-09-28 10:34:57
  Fire a couple and show them the error of their way (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 10:26:47
    It's been done by tesla_koil2007-09-28 10:28:43
      I'm available cheap :P by subbywan2007-09-28 10:34:57
oh, how I love Winona Ryder !!!! (n/t) by beetlejuice2007-09-28 10:14:12
  which movie did you just see? :) (n/t) by inkey2007-09-28 11:05:12
    I didn't see a movie, I was on it by beetlejuice2007-09-28 14:32:58
      But... by Nea2007-09-28 15:21:30
        click by beetlejuice2007-09-28 18:29:28
          The movie title is your nick... by Nea2007-09-28 20:43:36
            So? My nick IS beetlejuice by joresgump2007-09-28 22:46:10
              oops !!!!! by beetlejuice2007-09-28 22:48:03
    *Points at poster's username* (n/t) by Rogue19712007-09-28 13:44:43
  I'll see your Winona and raise you 1 Minnie Driver (n/t) by run.dll2007-09-28 10:45:19
  Okay, I'll bite - how *do* you love Winona Ryder? (n/t) by bobmon2007-09-28 10:29:30
    I'd grab her with my venetian socks by beetlejuice2007-09-28 10:37:21
Attn Merlin: Is the State Fair parade by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 10:12:47
  Yeah, it's about 3 blocks away. (n/t) by merlin2007-09-28 10:32:38
    Here ya go, tell em to play this! by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 10:39:19
A question about /proc (kernel module programming) by edfredcoder2007-09-28 10:05:31
  Looks like get_info may be deprecated? by ttlogic2007-09-28 11:00:49
    read_proc is also null by edfredcoder2007-09-28 17:49:55
*pokes the board* by SnArL2007-09-28 09:51:17
  *pulls out the red paint* by merlin2007-09-28 10:38:29
  There is a disturbing lack of pudding ITT. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-09-28 10:18:31
    Meh. by SnArL2007-09-28 10:26:00
      Was trying to explain the dessert to a German, by vetitice2007-09-28 10:30:13
        *snerk* Translation errors FTW! (n/t) by SnArL2007-09-28 10:39:32
  Could use you to test the effective range of by subbywan2007-09-28 10:03:49
    Go for it by SnArL2007-09-28 10:14:00
      well, go change them out for something useful! (n/ (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 10:15:56
        <announcer voice> We have replaced Snarls usual by Classic_Jon2007-09-28 10:18:01
  *squeaks* by esbita2007-09-28 10:01:43
Squeaky hardwood floors by TrogL2007-09-28 09:27:24
  Updates and replies to various suggestions by TrogL2007-09-28 13:37:50
  I installed laminate flooring... by jdelphiki2007-09-28 10:57:57
    So how, exactly how do you lay it by TrogL2007-09-28 13:50:45
      Here's a better explanation of what I mean by TrogL2007-09-28 13:54:41
        How to... by jdelphiki2007-09-28 17:46:46
        Structually you defiantivly need to stagger by abaron2007-09-28 14:05:56
          Thanks, that's what I needed to hear (n/t) by TrogL2007-09-28 15:23:06
  Screws, not nails by subbywan2007-09-28 10:26:03
  There is a new type of screw... by SenexSalax2007-09-28 09:49:31
    That's a scam, isn't it ? by SciSSorS2007-09-28 10:11:22
      Actually a square bit is called Robertson by cristobal2007-09-28 10:31:36
        They exist in the US. by vetitice2007-09-28 10:34:26
  Same with our house by kyrasantae2007-09-28 09:48:25
    If "it" was in great shape, why did you remove by SciSSorS2007-09-28 09:59:19
      I meant removing the carpet :P (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-09-28 10:15:21
  Let me get this straight... by AndyA2007-09-28 09:39:55
    I think by kyrasantae2007-09-28 09:49:30
      That is what I would expect only by AndyA2007-09-28 09:52:52
      Then why won't he be able to see it? by quilting_kitty2007-09-28 09:51:49
  Other solution by admeralthrawn2007-09-28 09:38:26
  Get a professional by SoylentGreen2007-09-28 09:38:13
    You really want to go with a professional. by vampire2007-09-28 10:38:12
  as long as the nails don't split the boards by ihavebigpiranha2007-09-28 09:34:11
ATTN: Cluttersquad by Snate2007-09-28 09:10:38
  Been there done that by Hieraco2007-09-28 13:22:07
  done :) (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-28 09:28:27
    pppft yall are lightweights :D by MINIskulli2007-09-28 09:40:31
  Mission accomplished. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-09-28 09:26:24
  oh great thanks :P :) (n/t) by MINIskulli2007-09-28 09:14:26
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  probably just under his tail by gibuu2007-09-28 13:55:53
  Dunno, but he farts in stereo. (n/t) by Nashville2007-09-28 09:18:36
    so they have independent channels? (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-28 09:43:24
  Moderated for language (n/t) by Nea2007-09-28 09:07:30
    DO tell me what word WOULD be allowed? by Klaranth2007-09-28 09:21:30
      Poo. (n/t) by BeetlejuiceWife2007-09-28 10:03:28
      How about 'crap'? It's got similar guttural impac by romandas2007-09-28 10:00:29
        Then why is it twisted to carp so often ? (n/t) by SciSSorS2007-09-28 10:12:48
          Maybe because some people aren't sure and by hadji2007-09-28 10:17:15
          Because it's funny. Sorta. Maybe. (n/t) by Phoon2007-09-28 10:14:50
      It's a slang term that, in the U.S., is considered by hadji2007-09-28 09:40:18
        Only a few words that depend on context by AndyA2007-09-28 10:03:30
        Seems difficult to avoid, tough by SciSSorS2007-09-28 09:54:05
          Get a clue. by CynicalRyan2007-09-28 11:02:35
          This is true *if* you're new here. by subbywan2007-09-28 10:40:27
          It is very easy to avoid. by AndyA2007-09-28 10:09:03
          In regards to what language is considered vulgar, by hadji2007-09-28 10:04:38
            I do wonder now, how words turn out to BE dirty by Klaranth2007-09-28 10:08:54
              Absolutely no idea. by hadji2007-09-28 10:11:46
                But the only way to LEARN which words are by Klaranth2007-09-28 10:21:05
                  This is truly an area where you learn... by vvpete2007-09-28 10:47:48
                    Save a tree, eat a b? by Klaranth2007-09-28 11:09:52
                      beaver is a euphamism for woman parts. (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 11:17:41
                  Part of it is subjective. by esbita2007-09-28 10:31:49
                  They post on boards and get modded (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-28 10:27:23
            Another thing to keep in mind is that he has by hadji2007-09-28 10:06:57
      "poo" maybe? (n/t) by SnArL2007-09-28 09:28:06
      Not the first time it's been used like that and by techi8702007-09-28 09:27:16
      The clinical word is deficate. (n/t) by abaron2007-09-28 09:25:07
        the wordless ones use by joresgump2007-09-28 09:27:55
      how about "go to the bathroom" by emlaabs2007-09-28 09:22:52
        Yak, another one wholeaves by SciSSorS2007-09-28 09:30:23
          ah, language translations strike again by emlaabs2007-09-28 09:33:57
            I know, many houses here share that setup by SciSSorS2007-09-28 09:40:15
              Is restroom better? by AndyA2007-09-28 10:13:31
                So I can rest there? But I never see chairs in the by Klaranth2007-09-28 10:19:41
                  Not true some fancy bathrooms have chairs by joecrouse2007-09-28 19:49:03
                  You can get relief in there though... by vvpete2007-09-28 10:40:27
                    Since bookstores got restrooms, by Klaranth2007-09-28 11:02:21
                      Haven't you ever seen that episode of Seinfeld? by altordwm2007-09-28 11:17:04
        euphemisms, love them !!!!! (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-28 09:26:49
  one in the middle (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-28 09:06:42
  Mods? (n/t) by Fandango2007-09-28 09:03:51
Anyone have remedies for homesickness? by andyz2007-09-28 09:01:59
  Nothing Earth-shattering... by TheCatMan2007-09-28 09:35:04
Hmm, just did a google for my nick... by splat_ed2007-09-28 08:49:26
  A college athlete with the same name as I have by Sterling_Ag2007-09-28 10:19:29
  Can't google my name any more. by Nashville2007-09-28 09:14:46
    My "firstname lastname" is still unique on google by PsychoI3oy2007-09-28 09:25:18
      There are two others of my name on google by emlaabs2007-09-28 09:58:47
        The first time I googled my full name by vvpete2007-09-28 10:52:20
      My last name alone is still unique on google by admeralthrawn2007-09-28 09:41:42
*eats insects in a corner* by beetlejuice2007-09-28 08:46:52
  yum yum? (n/t) by splat_ed2007-09-28 08:50:04
    not quite, ńom ńom ńom by beetlejuice2007-09-28 08:53:37
hello all :) by MINIskulli2007-09-28 08:46:04
  Well hello there by Snate2007-09-28 08:59:21
  Create a diary so we can call the cluttersquad :) by splat_ed2007-09-28 08:54:35
    ooo i do like pudding haha :D (n/t) by MINIskulli2007-09-28 08:55:53
  Hello, MINIskulli by SciSSorS2007-09-28 08:50:41
    what is clutterteam or should i be afraid to ask? by MINIskulli2007-09-28 09:00:01
      Little spelling correction: it's Clutter (ssslr) by SciSSorS2007-09-28 09:26:23
        ahh "clutter" is less scary haha ;) (n/t) by MINIskulli2007-09-28 09:38:54
        :-1 s/firs/first/ (n/t) by SciSSorS2007-09-28 09:27:08
      it's a post-and-see phenomenom that you should by joresgump2007-09-28 09:22:39
  hi, welcome to the board (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-28 08:48:18
Att: Klaranth by inkey2007-09-28 08:28:49
  Hurrah : Pizza was lekker :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-09-28 08:44:22
Walking home in the cold & rain makes me sad by vidi2007-09-28 08:24:32
  Chocolate rain! by kelli2172007-09-28 09:09:32
  Someone left the cake out in the rain... by SnappingTurtle2007-09-28 08:34:59
    And when this grey world crumbles like a cake... by Irrelevant2007-09-28 13:37:52
  that's a good idea... by imperito2007-09-28 08:33:57
  Excellent idea! by TheCatMan2007-09-28 08:32:34
  Hm no, that would make tea "common". by Qcumber-some2007-09-28 08:31:48
SCO still trading by wabbit652007-09-28 07:26:29
  I think it's like in sports. Once the appeal is by merlin2007-09-28 07:27:32
    I thought the delisting wasn't happening until by SaylorA2007-09-28 07:30:34
      Nope, it was scheduled for yesterday. by merlin2007-09-28 07:42:09
        The appeal stays the delisting order by basher202007-09-28 08:31:45
        Oh, my bad. (n/t) by SaylorA2007-09-28 07:45:13
      Listing vs. Trading by y2kdragon2007-09-28 07:38:03
We've got a Cisco IPT system with a Unity by hadji2007-09-28 07:25:54
I close on Tuesday!! :) by SaylorA2007-09-28 07:24:18
  Here's the deal by SaylorA2007-09-28 10:32:52
    Bleh. I'm sorry. by esbita2007-09-28 10:49:55
      I feel like my brother violated the will. by SaylorA2007-09-28 12:45:08
        He doesn't. You *can* contest that by subbywan2007-09-28 12:57:26
          Not to mention by esbita2007-09-28 13:10:08
            I'm going to let it drop. by SaylorA2007-09-28 13:35:54
  Congrats ! by SciSSorS2007-09-28 08:46:35
    Wrong again. by esbita2007-09-28 09:01:17
  Home Sales Heating Up by drugless2007-09-28 07:29:14
    Where are you? (n/t) by ShadoCat2007-09-28 12:02:34
      The house is in Louisville, KY USA by SaylorA2007-09-28 12:51:19
    (soft whimperring) (n/t) by SaylorA2007-09-28 07:42:22
  Congrats! Two years? wow.... (n/t) by NDwight2007-09-28 07:25:01
    I'll be taking a loss, by SaylorA2007-09-28 07:29:15
      Small long turn capital losses by lheggland2007-09-28 08:34:06
        s/turn/term (n/t) by lheggland2007-09-28 08:34:31
      I am sorry to hear that it cost you.{{SaylorA}} (n (n/t) by NDwight2007-09-28 08:13:17
"You are the number one reason women are so rare by Phoon2007-09-28 07:23:07
  Love it!! (n/t) by Spud312007-09-28 08:50:24
  Totally on topic. Further, it has applied here, by theanomaly2007-09-28 07:45:07
    My UFie streak is in pain for that (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-28 08:13:56
ATTN: mysterious_gurl by merlin2007-09-28 07:17:54
  careful, don't say it thrice :) (n/t) by shminux2007-09-28 07:54:03
    Hastur? (n/t) by ParityBit2007-09-28 12:08:11
    Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice !!!!!! by joresgump2007-09-28 07:56:44
      Beat Toulouse! (n/t) by Nashville2007-09-28 08:25:46
      Beetlejuice? by Havoc2007-09-28 08:25:16
        Hi guys, I'm HERE !!!!!!!! (n/t) by beetlejuice2007-09-28 08:35:30
          So THERE you are! *grabs by ear* by BeetlejuiceWife2007-09-28 08:42:35
            Hey, get off !!!!! by beetlejuice2007-09-28 08:44:57
              *watches her hubby run away* by Havoc2007-09-28 10:00:44
                No. That's the ex-wife. by BeetlejuiceWife2007-09-28 10:02:32
                  BeetlejuiceWife lies !!!!! by beetlejuice2007-09-28 10:11:03
                  Hi guys, I'm... Oh, it's you *dissapointed* by beetlejuice2007-09-28 10:08:37
new shiney by thetree2007-09-28 07:08:25
  Nice one! by gargravarr2007-09-28 10:45:15
    to edinburgh from norway (n/t) by thetree2007-09-28 11:59:49
  Awesome! by jiteo2007-09-28 08:33:38
  Looks great! by NDwight2007-09-28 07:20:52
    I had to buy everything new with this bike by thetree2007-09-28 07:27:13
  I thought it was FOR rocks. ;) (n/t) by SaylorA2007-09-28 07:20:22
  That's a sweet bike. What's the weight on it? (n/ (n/t) by merlin2007-09-28 07:16:45
    not heavy at all by thetree2007-09-28 07:25:18
  I hat the lttr "e" (n/t) by thetree2007-09-28 07:09:38
Drinks for all newly employed ufies on me (n/t) by joecrouse2007-09-28 07:03:38
  How new is newly employed? by Hieraco2007-09-28 07:26:21
    ... what year? :) (n/t) by imperito2007-09-28 08:51:37
    close enough (-= by joecrouse2007-09-28 07:36:09
  *chugs cold one* by jdelphiki2007-09-28 07:21:31
    *Chugs one too* by Corvus_One2007-09-28 07:29:29
  I got 1 job that i dont mind doing but isnt what by joecrouse2007-09-28 07:09:38
    Good luck then! (n/t) by thetree2007-09-28 07:11:34
  Congrats!!! (n/t) by merlin2007-09-28 07:05:32
Well, it's officially official by merlin2007-09-28 07:02:12
  laid law... lol by thetree2007-09-28 07:14:13
    The only important part is really the first by merlin2007-09-28 07:15:48
      haha kilt by thetree2007-09-28 07:33:43
        A sash? A kilt skirt? by Nea2007-09-28 08:53:08
        Scottish women wear by thread_killer2007-09-28 07:42:29
          Wear out maybe, but wea ? by SciSSorS2007-09-28 08:31:05
Space Telescope Science Institute by joecrouse2007-09-28 07:00:19
CTHULHU FHTAGN CHEEZBURGER by tesla_koil2007-09-28 06:59:27
The carpet ship went down. All hands lost. by SnArL2007-09-28 06:56:44
  ? Carpet tunnel Sinkdrome ? (n/t) by SciSSorS2007-09-28 07:14:01
    No,worse: Two Lumps-itis. :P (n/t) by the_diggity2007-09-28 07:26:02
    Snooch has a hangover. (n/t) by SnArL2007-09-28 07:25:52
But.......... by agent_c2007-09-28 06:55:16
  When has A.J. ever used a Mac? by toysbfun2007-09-28 09:52:26
  Bootcamp solves that problem by Control2007-09-28 07:14:18
Heh. It must be working by SnArL2007-09-28 06:53:21
  Try sending a negative payment by Control2007-09-28 07:15:47
The great driver hunt. by FNORDer2007-09-28 06:45:52
  Intel by Qcumber-some2007-09-28 06:52:58
    Needs to be text-mode. that's the problem... (n/t) by FNORDer2007-09-28 07:13:18
      That package *should* contain the textmode by Qcumber-some2007-09-28 07:28:27
        Aha fun... by FNORDer2007-09-28 08:30:14
Awesome! I just got a gift package from Mandriva by NDwight2007-09-28 06:41:30
  are you a club member?? by robertltux2007-09-28 12:23:49
LOL! "Offspring of Cruella DeVille and Sauron" by Havoc2007-09-28 06:33:17
  I saw that by SaylorA2007-09-28 07:22:06
OT: Thumbs up for the democracy/Windows comparison (n/t) by toysbfun2007-09-28 06:24:38
Got the job by jdelphiki2007-09-28 06:22:47
  I work(ed) at an insane toy company. by vetitice2007-09-28 09:01:32
    Thanks! by jdelphiki2007-09-28 11:01:49
  Congrats. Now I know who to blame by joecrouse2007-09-28 07:01:32
    When Blackberries Go Bad! by jdelphiki2007-09-28 07:19:57
      Revenge of the Cobbler!!! by merlin2007-09-28 07:22:05
        Shoo! Shoe! (n/t) by jdelphiki2007-09-28 08:50:02
  Happy for you! Congrats. (n/t) by NDwight2007-09-28 06:30:54
  Woo-hoo! by y2kdragon2007-09-28 06:28:27
    That thought crossed my mind by jdelphiki2007-09-28 07:20:58
Oh, esbeeeeeta.... by AlanTwo2007-09-28 06:14:49
  *runs like heck and weaves through the crowd* (n/t) by esbita2007-09-28 06:18:01
    *leads esbita just a LITTLE bit...* by SnArL2007-09-28 06:21:54
      One better, Snarl. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 06:22:55
        I just covered her in chocolate pudding from by SnArL2007-09-28 06:24:40
          So she's double-dipped? by AlanTwo2007-09-28 06:25:18
            y'know, brown clashes on me... by esbita2007-09-28 06:35:38
              *hoses esbita off* by SnArL2007-09-28 06:44:58
                *drapes hair strategically* (n/t) by esbita2007-09-28 06:46:05
                  *approaches slowly, waving the clippers* by merlin2007-09-28 07:05:13
                    *Tackles merlin* by SnArL2007-09-28 07:28:30
                      *shaves SnArL* by merlin2007-09-28 07:30:11
                        HA! I already shaved! by SnArL2007-09-28 07:35:30
                          *whistles innocently* (n/t) by merlin2007-09-28 07:43:14
              Pistachio by basher202007-09-28 06:44:18
    *reaches up and pulls the chain* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 06:21:15
      What AlanTwo doesn't realize is... by y2kdragon2007-09-28 06:22:29
        That's funny. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 06:23:45
          Convenient piece of curved pipe by y2kdragon2007-09-28 06:29:53
I can has bonus check, please? by SnArL2007-09-28 06:09:54
  I has a paycheck! by Phoon2007-09-28 07:11:45
  *sigh* I know what you mean. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 06:17:20
Anyone here ever played 'hunt'? by Bertram2007-09-28 06:06:30
BOFH by Bellator2007-09-28 06:05:40
  *feels better* I am not alone in my opinion by Buzzin2007-09-28 06:53:55
  Special by y2kdragon2007-09-28 06:21:19
  Good to see that normal service has been resumed ( (n/t) by urbanmyth2007-09-28 06:20:58
  * hums 'In-a-gadda-da-vida' * :) (n/t) by radiowave9112007-09-28 06:08:16
Curse you LISA Advert by psyop2007-09-28 06:02:24
posting history by waveydavey2007-09-28 05:42:06
  google? with the site:ars.userfriendly.org option by madjo2007-09-28 05:46:55
    hehe, it was fun by langly2007-09-28 06:25:50
  google on the site w/ your nick by voxwoman2007-09-28 05:43:53
    Wow... by iggy2007-09-28 08:32:25
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-09-28 05:30:07
Kebabrulle by oedlan2007-09-28 05:19:23
  Nice :) by Karl-Henrik2007-09-28 05:22:36
  you know by madjo2007-09-28 05:20:59
    it probably isn't by Karl-Henrik2007-09-28 05:24:06
Small personal victory by undrcvrparothed2007-09-28 05:07:24
  congrats by madjo2007-09-28 05:18:15
  *applause* by Karl-Henrik2007-09-28 05:10:40
  Hooray! by y2kdragon2007-09-28 05:09:00
    Thanks! by undrcvrparothed2007-09-28 05:09:40
Attn: mysterious gurl by Havoc2007-09-28 05:05:08
  In this week of constant rain by scum2007-09-28 05:32:18
    I put some Tony Trischka on my mix CD by Havoc2007-09-28 05:59:27
  mmmm Killswitch. (n/t) by PSYCHOI3OY2007-09-28 05:15:32
I can has job now? by Corvus_One2007-09-28 04:44:21
  Hey String enough of them short term jobs by joecrouse2007-09-28 07:02:30
  congrats Corvus one by madjo2007-09-28 05:16:25
    Thanks! by Corvus_One2007-09-28 05:27:22
      that's too bad. :) (n/t) by madjo2007-09-28 05:35:37
  gratz by urbanmyth2007-09-28 05:05:38
    Thank you. by Corvus_One2007-09-28 05:28:22
[censored] [censored] by madjo2007-09-28 04:28:45
  You must be working though a bank. by lheggland2007-09-28 07:46:54
  Just wait until Settlement by y2kdragon2007-09-28 04:55:23
    I like the idea of being able to sit on my own by joecrouse2007-09-28 07:06:54
    I look forward to that day by madjo2007-09-28 05:15:41
      It's not too scary. by Nea2007-09-28 09:07:00
      Women dig homeowners by y2kdragon2007-09-28 05:19:31
        And what good is that? by Qcumber-some2007-09-28 06:42:40
          The reason the house is attractive by Sterling_Ag2007-09-28 07:10:40
            Geek? Stable? LOL :-P by Qcumber-some2007-09-28 07:34:52
        I'd need a badge then by madjo2007-09-28 05:34:37
  I would have changed mortgage providers by now! (n (n/t) by mrxavia2007-09-28 04:53:26
    I have.. this is the second. by madjo2007-09-28 05:11:32
      (the first three employers statements got munched by madjo2007-09-28 05:19:45
        It is a delaying tactic by ShadoCat2007-09-28 11:36:15
          it was a bank that screwed up in the first place by MadJo2007-09-28 14:28:09
  {{{ madjo }}} by Karl-Henrik2007-09-28 04:33:57
  take it in personally by FNORDer2007-09-28 04:32:57
    not always possible, by inkey2007-09-28 05:10:50
      s/ea/in (n/t) by chanceslost2007-09-28 05:57:34
        ... when is there not? (n/t) by Phoon2007-09-28 06:14:48
  Certified mail - return receipt requested by AlanTwo2007-09-28 04:31:11
    yes, I'd like to by madjo2007-09-28 04:37:01
      Well, do what FNORDer suggested. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 04:46:48
Probably old, but still a worthwhile read by voxwoman2007-09-28 04:23:38
  I've been handing that to co-workers for years... by inittab2007-09-28 12:14:05
  I'm not a coder, but... by thread_killer2007-09-28 05:41:34
    I'm a lot like that, too by voxwoman2007-09-28 06:14:13
  Classic by y2kdragon2007-09-28 05:03:29
    Hmm by Karl-Henrik2007-09-28 05:14:29
      Well, true for me anyway by y2kdragon2007-09-28 05:20:53
"Put the new company site online on monday" by jeff_uk2007-09-28 04:16:56
  1 Non-Persistant XSS, 3 SQL Injection Vectors. by jeff_uk2007-09-28 05:37:12
    I had 3 of those this week (Mondays). by chanceslost2007-09-28 06:02:51
  Pen tested? (n/t) by Didactylos2007-09-28 04:26:02
    Penetration tested by Qcumber-some2007-09-28 04:38:04
      I R 12 by y2kdragon2007-09-28 05:04:13
        hehe penetration by madjo2007-09-28 05:25:39
    penetration test? (n/t) by ideur2007-09-28 04:36:30
  Why do I always end up being Devil's Advocate.. by jeff_uk2007-09-28 04:25:43
    Yo... by thread_killer2007-09-28 05:51:24
    I have the same problem. by Qcumber-some2007-09-28 04:35:31
      I'll provide a link to an XSS's form that says by jeff_uk2007-09-28 05:51:54
TGIF (n/t) by Woodburn2007-09-28 04:15:35
  p0wnd! (n/t) by y2kdragon2007-09-28 05:09:44
  OMGBBQ (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-09-28 05:02:29
  BOFH (n/t) by manxmania2007-09-28 04:19:33
    LOL (n/t) by Woodburn2007-09-28 04:23:07
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-09-28 04:00:04
  Everything is now kosher by imrambi2007-09-28 19:58:59
    ATTN: imrambi and players. by mpicklesimer12007-09-28 22:26:50
  Boomies! by Bertram2007-09-28 12:24:23
  Server problems? (n/t) by imperito2007-09-28 08:38:55
    Just no ETPRO. by Klaranth2007-09-28 16:27:37
      Restarted etpro? by mpicklesimer12007-09-28 17:21:10
        Server browser still lists it as non-etpro. by arktus2007-09-28 17:23:54
          Did you see the stuff yesterday? by Stuka2007-09-28 18:05:46
Any HALO Fans here?? by kreepykrawly2007-09-28 03:15:56
  I was gonna say that... by FNORDer2007-09-28 04:34:35
  Nope by y2kdragon2007-09-28 03:50:33
  High Altitude Low Opening? by madjo2007-09-28 03:39:57
    Heh.. by Corvus_One2007-09-28 04:28:01
    Don't give lab_rat any ideas ..... by klar_at_work2007-09-28 04:14:02
      As long as she doesn't try the HANO insertion... by AlanTwo2007-09-28 04:17:53
        Ah, found it. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 04:18:44
  I bet that wouldn't fit me by HaX80r2007-09-28 03:31:50
  *sigh* Alas, link no worky for me. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 03:22:58
    It's a Master Chief full body armor suit (n/t) by madjo2007-09-28 03:40:59
      Ah, gotcha. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 03:43:11
Yup, definitely getting sick by purplepineapple2007-09-28 03:11:53
  It's that time of year by y2kdragon2007-09-28 03:52:41
    Likewise. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 04:04:36
  Can you take Vitamin C tablets? by AlanTwo2007-09-28 03:21:30
    Thanks by purplepineapple2007-09-28 03:25:11
      Yeah, better than nothing. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 03:27:12
        *reads ingredients* by purplepineapple2007-09-28 03:33:22
          Sore throat/upset stomach? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 03:35:26
            Raspy throat/cough & IBS (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-09-28 03:47:29
              Ewww.... by AlanTwo2007-09-28 04:03:24
                LOL by purplepineapple2007-09-28 04:12:57
                  Correcting myself: by purplepineapple2007-09-28 04:18:13
                    Chamomile. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 04:25:02
                      No, I normally drink chamomile plain by purplepineapple2007-09-28 04:36:39
                        Doubtful any of the supermarkets in KC has it. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 04:51:53
Invoke UFicle: Classless InterDomain Routing(CIDR) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 03:08:05
  Some info: by ideur2007-09-28 04:14:13
  This may help you. by roger G. rapid2007-09-28 04:10:15
  This may be completely wrong, but: by bwkaz2007-09-28 04:04:34
    re: Class by langly2007-09-28 06:38:40
Speaking of "downgrades"... (Oh great UFicle) by FNORDer2007-09-28 02:49:53
  Some answers by Qcumber-some2007-09-28 03:11:33
  You could try Everest Ultimate Edition by manxmania2007-09-28 03:07:41
    Thanks for that. by FNORDer2007-09-28 03:59:27
      Take a deep breath and jump in. by manxmania2007-09-28 04:17:11
        Still no luck with drivers... (n/t) by FNORDer2007-09-28 05:01:54
          Struggling with the Intel site... by manxmania2007-09-28 06:15:05
        Yah I just needed a break. by FNORDer2007-09-28 04:31:26
Earlyish Warning - Amsterdam Ufies by Dagna2007-09-28 02:26:44
  *sigh* by Dagna2007-09-28 05:52:28
LAN party help by oedlan2007-09-28 02:26:04
  Some thoughts by anymouse2007-09-28 03:08:36
    Sort of agree... by urbanmyth2007-09-28 04:39:03
  Seems nothing wrong with it by sauerlandcowboy2007-09-28 02:32:58
    Yeah... by urbanmyth2007-09-28 04:54:40
    Hp is nice, nor very expencive. by Karl-Henrik2007-09-28 02:41:13
      We use SMC... by sauerlandcowboy2007-09-28 02:47:08
  Should work... by Karl-Henrik2007-09-28 02:31:37
"Nevermind, we got another pry-bar here." by PSYCHOI3OY2007-09-28 01:53:40
  Resorted to the +1 pry-bar? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 01:54:59
    Got a +3 pry-bar of Doom here! (n/t) by oedlan2007-09-28 02:18:38
      Doom? I thought Half Life was the +3 crowbar? (n/t) by PSYCHOI3OY2007-09-28 02:26:31
Oh, Rogue1971... by AlanTwo2007-09-28 01:49:01
  *drip, drip, drip* by Rogue19712007-09-28 01:57:14
    Wahoo!!! by AlanTwo2007-09-28 02:05:07
      OMG by inkey2007-09-28 05:12:57
        Dear god. by Bertram2007-09-28 06:03:18
          *goes to take a shower* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 06:07:37
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-09-28 01:00:02
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-09-28 00:50:32
  *stumbles back in* by afterburner2007-09-28 06:34:10
  *nabs BAS-to-go* by Pyxidragon2007-09-28 06:27:14
  *biiiiig yawn* by esbita2007-09-28 05:43:36
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-09-28 05:49:17
      {{{treehugger}}} by esbita2007-09-28 06:19:48
  Coffee.... by y2kdragon2007-09-28 04:49:27
    *serves coffee* by Treehugger2007-09-28 04:51:13
      Thankyew by y2kdragon2007-09-28 05:06:27
  Good morning! *gets coffee and scone* by HaX80r2007-09-28 03:30:11
  Good morning! by oedlan2007-09-28 02:03:38
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-09-28 02:58:53
  Good morning! by roger G. rapid2007-09-28 01:41:03
    *takes recipe into kitchen and fires up fume by Treehugger2007-09-28 01:49:16
      Whoa! by roger G. rapid2007-09-28 02:16:25
  hot bas please. by Klymer2007-09-28 01:33:15
    *serves hot BAS to drive away rain* by Treehugger2007-09-28 01:35:20
      thanks by Klymer2007-09-28 01:37:32
  *comes in, sniffing the air* by Dagna2007-09-28 01:32:15
    *serves BAS and a hug* by Treehugger2007-09-28 01:34:59
      Errrmmmmmmmmmm... Actually..... by Dagna2007-09-28 01:39:48
        Pudding bombs. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 01:50:17
        Excellent display of evil there by Treehugger2007-09-28 01:49:47
  Woot it's Friday!!! by XndeX2007-09-28 01:22:50
    *noticed* by Treehugger2007-09-28 01:25:30
  *comes crawling in through the door* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 01:04:51
    *picks up head, pours in thimbleful of BAS* by Treehugger2007-09-28 01:18:15
      {{{treehugger}}} by AlanTwo2007-09-28 01:35:23
  Morning! by chaotic2007-09-28 01:02:38
    *serves hot choc with everything* by Treehugger2007-09-28 01:03:19
      Thank you! by chaotic2007-09-28 01:16:56
  Ueber Bas Please by Cokish2007-09-28 01:00:07
    goodness me, you're all dead this morning! by Treehugger2007-09-28 01:01:28
  *mutter grumble* by afterburner2007-09-28 00:59:46
    {{{afterburner}}} by Treehugger2007-09-28 01:00:55
      That and much more by afterburner2007-09-28 02:49:53
        *refills BAS* by Treehugger2007-09-28 02:58:35
          Thanks by afterburner2007-09-28 03:07:04
  Morning hun! by syren2007-09-28 00:58:44
    *hugs quad* by Treehugger2007-09-28 01:00:22
      Mmmm *munches* by syren2007-09-28 01:01:28
  *wanders in* by FNORDer2007-09-28 00:54:15
    *serves BAS and a 6 month rewind* by Treehugger2007-09-28 00:56:36
  Good morning by vectorz2007-09-28 00:53:59
    Did I miss one off again? by Treehugger2007-09-28 00:55:46
      Oh, does that mean you have to take him to lunch? by vectorz2007-09-28 01:10:11
        I aint taking him to lunch by Treehugger2007-09-28 01:17:34
          What kind of sandwiches? by vectorz2007-09-28 01:53:33
            Well, I sent him off to the lab by Treehugger2007-09-28 02:59:39
              Nicely handled, Friday is saved by vectorz2007-09-28 04:32:06
              Brilliant! by AlanTwo2007-09-28 03:01:22
  {{{Treehugger}}} by Nea2007-09-28 00:52:43
    goo'nigh! by Treehugger2007-09-28 00:55:01
Once Upon a Time... Part II by taitano2007-09-28 00:27:44
  To the moderators: by taitano2007-09-28 00:29:35
    done (n/t) by Tyop2007-09-28 01:12:34
      Thnx (n/t) by taitano2007-09-28 11:40:53
XP to Vista upgrade! by Skelwar2007-09-28 00:26:37
  Boot the XP you want to keep... by rhl20002007-09-28 08:47:16
  Firstly, games on Vista suck worse than XP64 by Havoc2007-09-28 05:17:58
    Vista64 runs my games better than XP32. by Skelwar2007-09-28 06:42:31
  My advise would be "Do not upgrade" by madjo2007-09-28 01:24:00
    Seconded. I just saw Vista crash & burn by ttlogic2007-09-28 02:08:29
      Simular here by Control2007-09-28 04:35:16
      VISTA dies regularily with a BSOD... by mrxavia2007-09-28 04:25:18
        My work Vista laptop keeps hitting BSOD's, too (n/ (n/t) by jdelphiki2007-09-28 05:14:12
          Microsoft is already increasing by madjo2007-09-28 05:41:12
            What is the new time linit? (n/t) by rhl20002007-09-28 08:38:32
              The original was 1/31/07. The most recent date I by Carthax2007-09-28 08:56:42
                From CNET, it seems it's now June 30, 2008 by rhl20002007-09-28 09:12:22
    I already used that Vista without any problems. by Skelwar2007-09-28 01:27:57
      If you have two windows folders and want to know by Havoc2007-09-28 05:21:46
      ah ok... by madjo2007-09-28 01:39:38
  To find out wich one you are using... by resc2007-09-28 00:43:26
    an other way by ihavebigpiranha2007-09-28 01:03:53
      Good idea, I will try it. (n/t) by Skelwar2007-09-28 01:16:07
        Just remember. "C:" is not necessarily the 1st ... by manxmania2007-09-28 01:22:36
        According to that, it's on C. Thanks! (n/t) by Skelwar2007-09-28 01:18:07
    I can't find that file. (n/t) by Skelwar2007-09-28 00:45:38
  Do you have a 64bit machine? (n/t) by manxmania2007-09-28 00:31:07
    Yes, i have. TuneUp told me. (n/t) by Skelwar2007-09-28 00:33:25
      And you have 2 XP partitions - i.e dual boot? (n/t by manxmania2007-09-28 00:35:28
        Well, I have 3 partitions. by Skelwar2007-09-28 00:38:28
          You need to boot with the Vista disk. by manxmania2007-09-28 00:48:07
            Well, that's exactly my problem. by Skelwar2007-09-28 00:50:20
              boot.ini is a hidden file at the root of the drive by manxmania2007-09-28 01:07:02
                The size of the partition could also help. by manxmania2007-09-28 01:16:23
                  Well, its 50gb/50gb/80gb. The biggest is for games (n/t) by Skelwar2007-09-28 01:19:22
                    perhaps the partitions are numbered in a by madjo2007-09-28 01:42:01
                Already tried that. by Skelwar2007-09-28 01:15:20
                  Unhide system files too (n/t) by Havoc2007-09-28 05:23:27
                  German HOW-TO find Boot.ini by DerSarek2007-09-28 01:50:47
Challenge: Complete the joke. by Snate2007-09-28 00:08:26
  The bartender says, by chanceslost2007-09-28 06:06:32
  The bartender says... by y2kdragon2007-09-28 05:11:10
  Each has either a red or a yellow traffic cone by pas512007-09-28 02:16:41
    Each orders by TheCatMan2007-09-28 04:23:30
    Probably. by bwkaz2007-09-28 04:07:22
  One of three drunks each walk into by pas512007-09-28 01:51:34
  And after two hours of.. by Karl-Henrik2007-09-28 01:37:22
  Foo! (n/t) by madjo2007-09-28 01:25:16
  The sysadmin says to the barkeeper: by sauerlandcowboy2007-09-28 01:19:00
  So the Rabbi says... by Cokish2007-09-28 00:59:27
  Neighter of them knows why. (n/t) by vectorz2007-09-28 00:49:04
  haha! a sysadmin in a bar! nice one! (n/t) by Klymer2007-09-28 00:13:09
  Don't you think that the second one would have by ideur2007-09-28 00:10:06
Cleaning up melted plastic? by Nath32007-09-28 00:03:33
  Thanks for the responses. by Nath32007-09-28 01:28:20
  scrape it off, if the burner is metal you don't by ihavebigpiranha2007-09-28 01:07:34
  Cool it off and scrape away with a plastic spatula by skippy-ish_guy2007-09-28 00:19:08
  I would try to scratch off as much as possible by ideur2007-09-28 00:07:40
    Partially agreed; after scratching off most of it, by roger G. rapid2007-09-28 01:04:18
      Carefull with that, you might damage the coil... by ShadoCat2007-09-28 10:57:59
  cool it down real cold, by inkey2007-09-28 00:06:39
Job interview today ... Wish me luck :-) (n/t) by PeKaJe2007-09-28 00:03:20
  Lots of luck to ya (n/t) by ixeian2007-09-28 01:25:55
  <sending good vibes over the 'net> :-) (n/t) by kibeha2007-09-28 00:17:10
  Good Luck (n/t) by Snate2007-09-28 00:05:37
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02007-09-28 00:01:53
  Time out: New Question by AlanTwo2007-09-28 02:22:32
    ummm...no. by iggy2007-09-28 08:35:26
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-09-28 00:01:03
  Yave you looked at the WCG "Challenges"? by Rattler2007-09-28 10:42:04
    I have. by Didactylos2007-09-28 13:21:20
Translations by Nea2007-09-28 00:01:02
  Dutch / Nederlands by AntonLeen2007-09-28 00:48:36
    hier nog een vertaling :) by madjo2007-09-28 01:30:33
  German/DeutschTLP (n/t) by Evantreborn2007-09-28 00:02:51
    berlinert / Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2007-09-28 00:34:03
    by EvanTreborn by Evantreborn2007-09-28 00:10:46
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-09-28 00:00:03
  winging it. (n/t) by Danu2007-09-28 08:54:49
  a girl!?!?! (n/t) by Spud312007-09-28 08:53:00
  Ready for the weekend already (n/t) by iggy2007-09-28 08:37:05
  right (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2007-09-28 08:33:02
  Bi-sectional! by SouthpawPL2007-09-28 08:17:58
  not ashamed of Christ, and in fact by sstacks2007-09-28 07:34:39
  not at liberty to dicuss that. (n/t) by pas512007-09-28 05:59:06
  a private person (n/t) by psyop2007-09-28 05:48:54
  Too blunt sometimes. (n/t) by Havoc2007-09-28 05:24:40
  I have a romantic abnormality by rhinobird2007-09-28 05:16:11
  conservatively kinky. by skern2007-09-28 04:58:32
    Me too by y2kdragon2007-09-28 05:15:06
      Yah, but you lose more ropes that way... (n/t) by skern2007-09-28 05:49:33
        Not with GOOD rope by abb3w2007-09-28 06:05:05
          Evil Overlord by y2kdragon2007-09-28 06:27:24
  ...working for the US Government by y2kdragon2007-09-28 04:50:45
  God. (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-28 04:34:15
  An engineer by Dagna2007-09-28 03:58:20
    You're not alone. by boink2007-09-28 09:50:04
  a Libertarian! (n/t) by HaX80r2007-09-28 03:27:23
  The dark god who brought down SCO (n/t) by FNORDer2007-09-28 02:58:23
  fincompetent. (n/t) by Esteis2007-09-28 02:53:41
  using Vista! (n/t) by mare_2007-09-28 02:25:18
  not who you thought I was (n/t) by oedlan2007-09-28 02:09:32
  not using Vista (n/t) by Beorn_dk2007-09-28 01:46:25
  not a member of the Millionares society (sadly) (n/t) by madjo2007-09-28 01:36:20
  a geek! (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-09-28 01:33:49
  a conservative! There, I said it \o/ (n/t) by dodrian2007-09-28 01:21:30
    Blast! I was gonna say that...you beat me to it. (n/t) by rhinobird2007-09-28 01:54:50
  it takes some courage, but yes, I am... by datolli2007-09-28 01:09:16
  thanking the gods that it's friday! (n/t) by syren2007-09-28 01:00:23
  "I'm Kilroy!" by AlanTwo2007-09-28 00:49:08
    I am 'Kilroy 2.0' by madjo2007-09-28 02:02:36
      Meh. Put that under the Comment Trivia, will you? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-28 02:08:23
        I rarely play that by madjo2007-09-28 02:49:08
          no problem. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 02:56:03
    Of course by Nea2007-09-28 00:50:01
      Domo arigato, Mr Roboto by AlanTwo2007-09-28 01:00:28
  tired--and still have much yet to do. (n/t) by shadowboy8132007-09-28 00:38:00
  a right b7 (n/t) by Illiad2007-09-28 00:27:11
  scared (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-09-28 00:14:52
  posting on uf (n/t) by Klymer2007-09-28 00:12:23
  arrogant, stubborn and always right! (n/t) by hadji2007-09-28 00:08:58
    Except when you're wrong (n/t) by y2kdragon2007-09-28 05:15:57
      rule 1: I'm always right by madjo2007-09-28 05:27:32
    *shoves a cream pie into your face* by AlanTwo2007-09-28 03:38:09
      Don't you mean pastry-faced? (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-28 04:33:34
        Technically...yes. by AlanTwo2007-09-28 04:57:01
  needing a cup of hot chockolate, badly. (n/t) by Tyop2007-09-28 00:05:44
    *sneaks into Illiways* by chaotic2007-09-28 00:10:34
  going to bed. by bimkins2007-09-28 00:03:23
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-09-28 00:00:01
  What the heck? Suddenly Safari shows colors! by kelli2172007-09-28 08:56:12
    It does so for some colors. (n/t) by dodrian2007-09-28 10:22:01
  Bright red in Konqueror (n/t) by rhakeios2007-09-28 04:11:23
  TheWaitresspeekedatSpankywhenitwasaffordable by ideur2007-09-28 00:01:02
  TheWaitresspeekedatSpankywhenitwasaffordable by sgrunt2007-09-28 00:00:40

 

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