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Cartoon for Sep 26, 2007
Strip for Sep 26, 2007
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There's a comic!? (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-09-27 00:00:05
contemporaneous (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-09-26 23:48:26
  ??? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-26 23:49:36
    Just an odd word by purplepineapple2007-09-26 23:54:39
The 10 most insane 'sports' in the world by othercomics2007-09-26 23:27:32
  I play #9. (n/t) by etwas_egal2007-09-27 22:56:31
Bill gates IS the Illuminatti! by taitano2007-09-26 23:03:18
Everything a mother says during a 24 hour period by SnArL2007-09-26 22:40:17
  My mother sent that to me yesterday... by jmaxsohmer2007-09-27 07:34:54
  Yup, Brilliant :-) (n/t) by Snate2007-09-26 23:16:46
"Real Age" by purplepineapple2007-09-26 22:34:50
  7.5 years. Damn... 20 years off. (n/t) by veran2007-09-27 08:41:29
  the test is WRONG! by inkey2007-09-26 23:04:15
  Apparently I'm 25, and I'll live until 90. (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-09-26 23:00:31
  Meh. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 22:51:18
  i'm apparently 11 by Freakazoid2007-09-26 22:45:23
    time to turn my legs into noodles by Freakazoid2007-09-26 22:54:17
  I'm 11.3 years old. by purplepineapple2007-09-26 22:35:34
    13.6, wit expectancy of 93.4 years. by JimK2007-09-26 22:51:30
    16.3 with 90+ expectancy (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 22:40:54
Spammers are the internet equvalent of kids who by amp_man2007-09-26 22:12:07
  "no real purpose or harm" riiiight by Freakazoid2007-09-26 22:26:06
Clutter Squad! by Jesen2007-09-26 21:22:55
  Already done (n/t) by Hieraco2007-09-27 07:03:27
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-09-26 21:00:05
Nifty Animation by Snate2007-09-26 20:56:09
  Check out the making-of too by kyrasantae2007-09-26 21:08:00
anyone want to read me a bedtime story please? :) by Garrinka2007-09-26 20:33:12
  Once upon a time... by taitano2007-09-27 01:20:32
  ebbeh going to bed night everyone :) by Garrinka2007-09-26 21:06:26
    *puts soft pillow under your head* by AlanTwo2007-09-26 21:12:48
  "Cinderella" or "Snow White"? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-26 20:35:46
    depends is it the Alan Moore version ? ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-26 20:37:57
      Maybe. ;) (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-26 20:49:01
reformating SD cards by subbywan2007-09-26 19:52:27
  Legit? by intrinsic2007-09-26 23:11:13
    As sure as I can be by subbywan2007-09-26 23:22:39
      Card Reader by intrinsic2007-09-26 23:31:16
        yup ... it seems to be coming up as that (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 23:34:18
  Memstick partitioning? by taitano2007-09-26 22:40:26
    generally a bad idea, that. by Freakazoid2007-09-26 22:48:53
      what if you locked it? by subbywan2007-09-26 22:57:03
        I do nave a live CD, though by taitano2007-09-26 23:41:43
          USB drives are basically solid state devices by subbywan2007-09-26 23:50:55
            Ok, I'm conviced. by taitano2007-09-27 00:08:05
          Several, in fact. (n/t) by taitano2007-09-26 23:42:32
  update the camera bios? by Hieraco2007-09-26 20:06:16
    yep, that's likely the issue. (n/t) by shminux2007-09-26 20:06:55
      did that. still just 1 gig. (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 20:58:51
        sounds like a problem for HP then, not us (n/t) by Freakazoid2007-09-26 21:05:50
          'tis beyond that ... by subbywan2007-09-26 21:07:33
Someone's been reading early Callahan's stories by josie_beller2007-09-26 19:50:49
  threadjack : you going to be able to hit the meet? by Garrinka2007-09-26 20:00:56
    Undecided so far...probably by josie_beller2007-09-26 20:13:32
      I hope so girlfriend could use the cheering up :) by Garrinka2007-09-26 20:25:11
        Eh, they were up here not too long ago by josie_beller2007-09-26 20:34:39
          Okay, so the unofficial count stands at... by AlanTwo2007-09-26 20:37:12
            Sounds like a party to me! (n/t) by Silverfire2007-09-26 22:19:18
              I'd say so. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 22:23:55
          wooooohooo ! *does happy dance* :) by Garrinka2007-09-26 20:36:41
            Ooh, if I'd know spankings were involved by josie_beller2007-09-26 20:39:59
              <Monty Python> by intrinsic2007-09-26 23:03:15
              o.0 its 35 one for each year :P :) by Garrinka2007-09-26 20:42:11
                You'd have to catch me first. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-26 20:44:23
                  please "gramps" or gimpy is it? ;) by Garrinka2007-09-26 20:46:17
                    I may have a broken back... by AlanTwo2007-09-26 20:48:33
                      try playing a game of mercy against me hon ;) by Garrinka2007-09-26 20:56:30
                        Slapjack. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 21:01:50
                          you deaf ? ;) said mercy not slapjack :) by Garrinka2007-09-26 21:03:30
                            If you feel like breaking my wrists... by AlanTwo2007-09-26 21:05:31
                              "sigh" look mercy doesn't do that.. by Garrinka2007-09-26 21:08:04
                                I have a different technique. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 21:11:19
                                Its not FRIDAY.......yet... (n/t) by Silverfire2007-09-26 21:47:58
                                No, not yet. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 21:51:14
    Watch it... by AlanTwo2007-09-26 20:05:39
      2 words "gramps" Bring It ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-26 20:07:46
        Gladly. ;) (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-26 20:36:04
Place yer bets - A UF quick poll by Hieraco2007-09-26 19:50:16
  I bet a nickel you won't. by Danu2007-09-26 21:46:39
    Where he lives, you do if you can. by JimK2007-09-26 23:00:53
  1.5 hours into the shift. (n/t) by rook_mtl2007-09-26 20:47:06
  An hour after lunch by josie_beller2007-09-26 20:35:45
  My office is in the donut hole of Hell. by Phoon2007-09-26 20:33:21
    Sounds familiar... by intrinsic2007-09-26 22:15:30
      err. "dumped the main binary"? by Freakazoid2007-09-26 22:29:42
    You found a job!!??? by Bastetsmuse2007-09-26 20:40:56
  Depending on levels of idiocy.... by Silverfire2007-09-26 20:09:34
  Hmmm... by radiowave9112007-09-26 20:05:42
  Six hours into the shift. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-09-26 19:56:08
Place yer bets! Will my date bail on me again by toysbfun2007-09-26 19:36:17
ATTN: Cluttersquad by sgrunt2007-09-26 19:27:25
  *wipes soot from face* by AlanTwo2007-09-26 19:33:01
Got my beautiful new cast yesterday by notdeadyet2007-09-26 19:12:22
  Read that as: "beautiful new cat..." by Lady-Luna2007-09-26 21:00:27
    Like this? by josie_beller2007-09-26 22:47:15
      linken borken by Freakazoid2007-09-26 22:49:54
  Designer casts - for the person who has everything by radiowave9112007-09-26 19:27:06
    They have to take the cast off by notdeadyet2007-09-26 20:36:19
      Ouch...not fun by Stuka2007-09-26 22:37:14
No one told me by kyrasantae2007-09-26 19:12:10
  I'm going to miss Steve Vai by voxwoman2007-09-26 19:32:57
Bionic Woman. by ChuckAB2007-09-26 19:11:07
  Gee, Katie Sackhoff(sp?) playing an emotionally by SouthpawPL2007-09-26 23:32:00
  Agreed. There is some potential there. by radiowave9112007-09-26 19:25:23
    Gah! Forgot. by Egaeus2007-09-26 19:58:33
      Clicky enclosed by radiowave9112007-09-26 20:03:57
        Two (2) BSG actors were in Bionic Woman... by Acrisius2007-09-26 22:02:11
Gnrfl. Sinking spell... by themadkansan2007-09-26 19:09:23
Are old accounts ever purged, or did I forget? by tanuki2007-09-26 19:08:50
  Not sure... (n/t) by damn_skippy2007-09-26 22:22:26
    Yeah, me neither. =|:o/ (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2007-09-26 22:22:56
  I remember by fitzso2007-09-26 22:15:41
  Phoon? (n/t) by jiteo2007-09-26 19:19:17
    So much for *that* disguise... (n/t) by tanuki2007-09-26 19:22:01
      Sorry :/ (n/t) by jiteo2007-09-26 19:55:32
  Hmmm... I know a cat by that name. (n/t) by Nea2007-09-26 19:11:34
  as far as i'm aware, accounts aren't purged (n/t) by Freakazoid2007-09-26 19:09:43
Well, this is news. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:58:09
  with 4 of their good players down due to injury .. by Garrinka2007-09-26 19:02:16
Oh, hadji... by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:28:12
  not next weekend hun weekend after :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-26 18:30:25
    Umm...it's next Saturday. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:33:40
      Off-by-one error, I think. by themadkansan2007-09-26 18:36:01
        So who's off by one? by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:38:05
          That's how I do it, too. by themadkansan2007-09-26 18:39:36
            I know what it is. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:40:38
      next sat is 29th hon ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-26 18:34:32
        Today's the 26th. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:35:27
          It's ambiguous phrasing by josie_beller2007-09-26 19:32:11
            :P (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-26 19:34:09
In the last hour, I have received four emails from by iarann2007-09-26 18:18:11
  next time, just click the link ONCE :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 18:25:17
    maybe amazon should patent the double click as wel by Woodburn2007-09-26 19:27:45
xkcd meets PBF by toysbfun2007-09-26 18:06:23
  UF has been the target of his 'ire'... by Phoon2007-09-26 18:58:24
  xkcd, almost as good as UF (n/t) by HaX80r2007-09-26 18:30:25
  Am not gettink. by nix2007-09-26 18:18:24
    It's a webcomic by kyrasantae2007-09-26 18:20:15
  Bwahahahaha. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-09-26 18:13:50
  Now that's the kind of tombstone I want. by Phoon2007-09-26 18:12:48
*puts in part orders* by MrTrick2007-09-26 18:04:17
  Put in the full order next time. by vetitice2007-09-26 18:06:36
    :-P by MrTrick2007-09-26 18:16:59
  *rappitytappityrappity* I'm winning! (n/t) by williamashbless2007-09-26 18:05:24
This cracked me up. Then I'm easily by lab rat2007-09-26 17:49:14
  So, she goes to a school run by an ISP? (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 17:58:31
  For some strange reason, I hate that school now. by HaX80r2007-09-26 17:58:02
    Me too, but I've always hated the ones by lab rat2007-09-26 18:10:01
Agh... my back! by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 17:34:24
  Ouch. Back injuries are among the worst. by HaX80r2007-09-26 18:01:12
    * nods * by radiowave9112007-09-26 19:29:02
  you think that bad have kids jump on your stomach by Garrinka2007-09-26 17:40:22
  *wince* by AlanTwo2007-09-26 17:37:04
$1284 to fix my car? :S by Garrinka2007-09-26 17:27:02
  Whoa! you had an accident? by XndeX2007-09-26 18:06:15
    I am *relatively* okay :) by Garrinka2007-09-26 18:16:22
      atleast your getting better by XndeX2007-09-26 18:51:08
        be better if you show up to the meet ;) by Garrinka2007-09-26 18:53:07
      *smacks forehead* by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:21:03
  ...Hah? by themadkansan2007-09-26 18:04:27
    That's just the hitch. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:24:08
      So light a fire under their donut-eatin' !@#es. by themadkansan2007-09-26 18:33:44
        went to get it today the police officer... by Garrinka2007-09-26 18:40:09
          Part of the bureaucracy. by themadkansan2007-09-26 18:42:42
        I told her that earlier today. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:39:45
          *checks flamethrower* by themadkansan2007-09-26 18:41:01
            d4 you 2 are harsh :P :) by Garrinka2007-09-26 18:43:41
              Drat. Where's that flamethrower? by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:47:47
              Pain is illusory. Just need better nerve control. by themadkansan2007-09-26 18:46:15
                Mmm. Of all the nerve. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:48:16
                hon I've given natural birth .. try me :) by Garrinka2007-09-26 18:48:02
                  Nearly cut finger off, took a chunk out of my palm by themadkansan2007-09-26 18:53:44
                    "sigh" wish I could tell you reason why.. by Garrinka2007-09-26 18:57:14
                      You. Homework. Chopchop. by themadkansan2007-09-26 18:59:28
                        *wave dressage whip +16 of thwappage* by Garrinka2007-09-26 19:01:27
                          *grabs +324734561782457824 boulder* by themadkansan2007-09-26 19:03:57
                            LOL its its all good ;) by Garrinka2007-09-26 19:06:26
                              *drops boulder* by themadkansan2007-09-26 19:08:16
                              *hears the *snap* of a ferret trap* by AlanTwo2007-09-26 19:08:12
                          Um. I just took it from you. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 19:02:05
                        *grabs the +16 dressage whip* by AlanTwo2007-09-26 19:01:22
                          hon 1) immune ;) by Garrinka2007-09-26 19:04:11
                            Two words for you. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 19:08:50
                              okay "gramps" ;) by Garrinka2007-09-26 19:11:12
                                Okay "grandma" ;) by AlanTwo2007-09-26 19:12:42
                  Spinal injury. T11 and T12. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:49:51
            Will MAPP gas work? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:41:38
              I forget what I used last time. by themadkansan2007-09-26 18:44:42
                I'm surprised you survived. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:45:35
  Who else thought IEEE 1284 parallel standard? (n/t by jiteo2007-09-26 17:46:48
    *raises hand* by the_diggity2007-09-26 17:47:39
  How's your neck today? (n/t) by lab rat2007-09-26 17:39:20
    when pain medicine works- good :) by Garrinka2007-09-26 17:46:24
      You should talk to doc about getting better meds by lab rat2007-09-26 17:54:35
        ebbeh .. they gave me naproxin .. by Garrinka2007-09-26 17:57:25
          Bastige, i so hate when docs under prescribe by lab rat2007-09-26 18:05:13
            They may have been being cautious. by themadkansan2007-09-26 18:07:36
              i know that. Opiates !=nsaids or muscle relaxers by lab rat2007-09-26 18:14:23
          *glances at calendar* by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:00:52
            hey if i gets me free massages no ;) by Garrinka2007-09-26 18:18:05
              Check your email. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:18:39
  I knew it. by the_diggity2007-09-26 17:29:55
    no hon if I was gonna complain about that .. by Garrinka2007-09-26 17:31:55
      Hmm. by the_diggity2007-09-26 17:34:49
        sleep she is for the weak ;) by Garrinka2007-09-26 17:36:40
          Some of us *need* our sleep :P by AlanTwo2007-09-26 17:39:01
          Heh :P by the_diggity2007-09-26 17:38:30
            k hon try this :) by Garrinka2007-09-26 17:44:19
              Similar. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 17:47:17
    *thwaps you with the tuna* by AlanTwo2007-09-26 17:31:39
      I'm eating a tuna sandwich. Irony. (n/t) by HaX80r2007-09-26 18:02:07
      ? (n/t) by the_diggity2007-09-26 17:34:58
        You shouldn't have sat on her like that by AlanTwo2007-09-26 17:35:40
          I never got the chance. :( by the_diggity2007-09-26 17:37:02
            You'll never get rid of the smell, either. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 17:38:06
Even though my chem lab sucked by kyrasantae2007-09-26 17:24:31
  I'm going for a chemistry degree. by the_diggity2007-09-26 17:26:16
    I'm not actually getting a chemistry degree by kyrasantae2007-09-26 17:32:25
      Well, technically... by the_diggity2007-09-26 17:36:28
        Pfft. Engineers. by kyrasantae2007-09-26 17:38:16
          What's the diff between a Mechanical and Civil eng by merlin2007-09-26 17:40:40
            wtfomg AWESOME by the_diggity2007-09-26 17:42:16
              Knoxville, or Austin? by merlin2007-09-26 17:55:04
                Oh, I just read your other post. Toledo it is ;) (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 17:56:00
          Pffft, Arts and Science people! by the_diggity2007-09-26 17:40:35
"Cry havoc!!!" by AlanTwo2007-09-26 17:23:34
  What's with the mixed quote? by nix2007-09-26 17:42:25
    Ever watch Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country? (n (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-26 17:48:24
      Sure. by nix2007-09-26 18:00:33
        That was two ex-patriot thespians hamming it up. (n/t) by kahuana2007-09-26 19:40:46
        Hrm. You might be right. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:25:02
          AlanTwo! You are penalized 100 geekcreds by Havoc2007-09-27 04:09:25
  You can't truly appreciate Shakespeare until by merlin2007-09-26 17:24:58
    taH pagh taHbe' (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-26 17:30:46
Bah! books don't last long enough by Freakazoid2007-09-26 17:12:17
  That's what the local library is for. by merlin2007-09-26 17:13:32
    what local library? by Freakazoid2007-09-26 17:14:52
      A fee? Ouch. No fees (other than late fees) at by merlin2007-09-26 17:18:11
        yup, i'm not inside city limits. by Freakazoid2007-09-26 17:19:46
          Major stinkifaction that. My sympathies. by merlin2007-09-26 17:21:49
            Wow, I'm lucky. by tanuki2007-09-26 20:00:45
            took a gander at the county's website by Freakazoid2007-09-26 17:25:27
              According to your omnicode, you're in NE. by merlin2007-09-26 17:26:07
                Sarpy by Freakazoid2007-09-26 17:28:40
                  That's a horrific website. (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 17:37:34
SotM: Rename - "Different Things" by AlanTwo2007-09-26 17:06:17
  Sunscreem - "Release Me" by AlanTwo2007-09-26 17:14:12
no I will not fix your computer by dennismv2007-09-26 16:43:54
  That's obviously not your girlfriend <grin> (n/t) by ShadoCat2007-09-26 17:38:24
    yep ... by dennismv2007-09-26 22:19:22
  no I will not tune your TV by bluedog9872007-09-26 17:02:25
    Yes I will laugh at you when you ask me to by merlin2007-09-26 17:12:22
      I know a woman... by the_diggity2007-09-26 17:28:20
        So do most of my home electronics. by vetitice2007-09-26 18:05:04
          VCR? whazzat? by Freakazoid2007-09-26 18:19:11
            So, My HTPC has a display that shows time! by Karl-Henrik2007-09-26 23:54:11
  what if i buy you beer... well you help me then? ( (n/t) by Woodburn2007-09-26 16:44:40
    make that a float ... (n/t) by dennismv2007-09-26 17:22:59
      What, do you work on cannery row? by merlin2007-09-26 17:24:07
Thank you for your help with the Win98 computer by ShadoCat2007-09-26 16:39:39
  If anyone on this board needs any help with... by ShadoCat2007-09-26 16:42:04
    How about... by Nea2007-09-26 16:45:20
      At the moment, you'll generally have more luck... by ShadoCat2007-09-26 17:03:14
        One more bit of info by ShadoCat2007-09-26 17:32:43
          If they keep the same terms, by Nea2007-09-26 19:06:36
            It's no different when they sell it by ShadoCat2007-09-26 21:46:49
        Thanks for the advice... by Nea2007-09-26 17:19:11
          I agree completly by ShadoCat2007-09-26 17:30:10
They should make 7 year olds running backs in the by Woodburn2007-09-26 16:33:57
  ^---NFL (n/t) by Woodburn2007-09-26 16:34:18
    One of nature's cruel ironies by basher202007-09-26 16:49:04
how easy is it to set up things with exim ? by dennismv2007-09-26 16:13:32
  Never done it with exim, but courier's easy by Stuka2007-09-26 19:50:04
    how do you do it in courier ? by dennismv2007-09-26 22:18:04
      Setting up a 'real' account is easy by Stuka2007-09-26 22:34:02
        Oh, and a linky! by Stuka2007-09-26 22:35:49
          ooh super, thanks ! (n/t) by dennismv2007-09-27 09:44:12
I don't remember ever feeling by jiteo2007-09-26 15:51:03
  It like here down in Rutland, VT too. by Woodburn2007-09-26 16:54:56
  I think the USS enterprise had one. (n/t) by thetree2007-09-26 16:09:23
I've wondered how this man passed the bar exam by UGuardian2007-09-26 15:41:01
  If that guy's a video game critic by CynicalRyan2007-09-26 15:47:36
  Sometime, it's a limbo bar. (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 15:43:43
ATTN: Military ex-mil UFies and/or Pagans by voxwoman2007-09-26 15:31:57
  where? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-09-26 15:35:21
    Gah! Link here by voxwoman2007-09-26 19:00:53
Poetry! This one gets me every time. =/ by krikkert2007-09-26 15:19:19
  Devonshire Street W.1 by Esteis2007-09-26 15:31:02
    I haven't the faintest. by krikkert2007-09-26 15:33:25
      Ya, it sounds a lot like a one-hit wonder. by Esteis2007-09-26 15:37:18
        It's got me by the heartstrings. by krikkert2007-09-26 15:39:37
          Well, I'm an aesthetics man myself. by Esteis2007-09-26 15:51:25
            Well, that varies. by krikkert2007-09-26 15:53:20
              No, not quite. It's not about how easy it is to by Esteis2007-09-26 16:02:31
      yer basic glurge... by esbita2007-09-26 15:35:50
        Glurge, that's the word I was looking for. (n/t) by Esteis2007-09-26 15:37:49
        Dayum. by krikkert2007-09-26 15:36:44
          Ammo for the early copy machines. by esbita2007-09-26 16:04:45
  "Richard Cory" gets me each time. (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 15:20:45
    The poem, or the song? Both, probably. (n/t) by Esteis2007-09-26 15:38:37
      Poem. Though the song is based on the poem. (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 15:40:19
        Assuming Robinson had no time machine . . . (n/t) by Esteis2007-09-26 15:53:44
          Robinson? (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 15:54:11
            The author. (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-26 15:54:44
              Ah. Got confused because of S&G's song by subbywan2007-09-26 15:57:13
                I'd have used his full name, but the subject line (n/t) by Esteis2007-09-26 16:03:27
Order of the Stick: The Board Game by williamashbless2007-09-26 15:12:32
  It is fun. (n/t) by ShadoCat2007-09-26 19:01:49
ATTN: Inkey, Klaranth by Esteis2007-09-26 14:51:02
ugh... I need advice. by thetree2007-09-26 14:37:55
  Read Anna Karenina or Dr. Zhivago by vdp2007-09-26 20:53:07
  Dump her by Hieraco2007-09-26 19:20:34
  I'm not sure exactly what you need advice on. by Peace_man2007-09-26 16:21:41
    you are very wise. (n/t) by thetree2007-09-26 16:37:59
    <Deleted><Deleted>2007-09-26 16:42:22
      Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2007-09-26 16:42:38
  well.... by unjust2007-09-26 15:11:01
    thats also good advice by thetree2007-09-26 16:08:13
  perhaps a socialist, and not a communist? (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 14:44:46
  ?? A communist that does not believe in Evolution? by NDwight2007-09-26 14:43:23
    Nope by ToLazyToThink2007-09-26 16:59:24
      Technically, Lamarckism is still evolution. by nix2007-09-26 17:51:25
    Not the Darwinian kind of evolution. by CynicalRyan2007-09-26 15:52:48
    what? by flrtycwgrl2007-09-26 15:17:27
      You must renounce all religion to be a communist by vdp2007-09-26 20:46:47
      But "communists" ∪ "atheists" is fairly large. (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-26 15:22:31
        The set of people who are at least one of the two? by Esteis2007-09-26 15:32:43
          Agh, typical of me. I of course meant ∩. by krikkert2007-09-26 15:34:27
            Yup. I usually remember that they're all by Esteis2007-09-26 15:40:44
              Heh. by krikkert2007-09-26 15:45:34
        Per what standard? by subbywan2007-09-26 15:24:20
          Um. by krikkert2007-09-26 15:27:13
            but is it a valid correlation? by subbywan2007-09-26 15:31:31
              I believe so. by krikkert2007-09-26 15:36:04
                That's what I was asking for a source for by subbywan2007-09-26 15:37:03
                  "All communists are atheist" is not just a belief by vdp2007-09-26 21:02:27
                  Nope. by krikkert2007-09-26 15:40:29
                    Yeah, but by subbywan2007-09-26 15:44:26
                      Hear that clucking sound? by krikkert2007-09-26 15:46:59
    Or are you thinking that old line... by NDwight2007-09-26 14:46:36
      Wives are communist? o.O by kahuana2007-09-26 14:48:36
        *revelation* by testy2007-09-26 14:53:45
        I was asking, not making a statement. ;) (n/t) by NDwight2007-09-26 14:51:23
    well by thetree2007-09-26 14:45:56
      folks from Iraq may feel they were better off by gibuu2007-09-26 14:58:14
      In some ways, they were. by krikkert2007-09-26 14:55:32
        ok shes not communist by thetree2007-09-26 16:04:28
      That sounds Ukraďnian, all right. (n/t) by Esteis2007-09-26 14:53:00
      I don't like liquorice ... that doesn't mean it's by subbywan2007-09-26 14:48:30
        I should have said that! by thetree2007-09-26 14:51:01
      Oh, that is where that comes from... :) (n/t) by NDwight2007-09-26 14:47:39
      "Good news" we're not evolved _from_ monkeys. by kahuana2007-09-26 14:47:24
  Communists don't not believe in evolution. by kahuana2007-09-26 14:41:46
  Honesty is generally the best plan by Sterling_Ag2007-09-26 14:40:01
    Agreed. by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 14:42:46
      The problem is by thetree2007-09-26 14:48:02
        Having been down your road recently... by testy2007-09-26 14:51:41
        That may be because of what you *think* you know by subbywan2007-09-26 14:49:23
          *nods* by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 15:02:09
          thats a good point (n/t) by thetree2007-09-26 14:52:39
ITS YOU ! ! by Myke2007-09-26 14:35:35
  And it's FABULOUS! (n/t) by werehatrack2007-09-26 18:18:55
  Me? (n/t) by kiwifruit2007-09-26 17:28:17
  *looks over my shoulder* huh? (n/t) by esbita2007-09-26 16:05:27
  Have you seen this chicken? (n/t) by psyop2007-09-26 15:04:10
  No, no, I was never here. (n/t) by testy2007-09-26 14:57:42
  It was my evil twin - I swear! by hyzenthlay2007-09-26 14:48:42
  You can't prove a thing. (n/t) by kahuana2007-09-26 14:40:14
    ... Hey - that's my line! by Myke2007-09-26 14:42:07
      Colour me psychic? (n/t) by kahuana2007-09-26 14:44:47
  HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN? (n/t) by the_diggity2007-09-26 14:38:36
    All your base are belong to us. (n/t) by You2007-09-26 14:39:12
      You are on the way to destruction. by Myke2007-09-26 14:39:39
        WHAT YOU SAY ? (n/t) by sgrunt2007-09-26 14:42:43
          You have no chance to survive make your time. (n/t by Myke2007-09-26 14:42:56
            Ha ha ha ha... (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-26 15:04:57
      Good news everyone! (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 14:39:33
  No it isn't!! (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2007-09-26 14:37:15
  Nope. It's that guy that looks like me. by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 14:37:00
  "B5 set me up" (n/t) by thread_killer2007-09-26 14:36:51
  Nope, it's me ;) (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 14:36:48
  Yup (n/t) by NDwight2007-09-26 14:36:16
DOS 6.22 FTW!!! by merlin2007-09-26 14:08:24
  What about DOS 7.0? :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 14:37:44
    *thwap* (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 14:47:40
      At least I didn't suggest DOS 8.0...(runs) by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 15:01:44
        *thwap* *thwap* *triple-thwap* (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 16:51:34
        "Windows Me" is a shout we'd all hear. by kahuana2007-09-26 15:41:18
  For Sale by thread_killer2007-09-26 14:12:33
    I still want a copy of by SnArL2007-09-26 14:15:04
      I new there was something by SQLRat2007-09-26 14:23:28
        What's wrong with ASM? by Stuka2007-09-26 20:16:26
    I might actually have that book. (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 14:13:53
      You need a back up copy (n/t) by thread_killer2007-09-26 14:14:33
Well I asked this ealier, but the day has wore on by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 13:50:20
  It's not Friday yet... by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 14:25:23
  Had a tragic boating accident today by DesertRat662007-09-26 14:12:07
    It all sank? by veran2007-09-26 14:14:16
    I assume that's your small safe :P (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2007-09-26 14:13:10
      REALLY SMALL (n/t) by DesertRat662007-09-26 14:13:48
        Aw, it is empty! or almost... (n/t) by NDwight2007-09-26 14:34:13
  The great mystery of the universe by oot2007-09-26 14:05:09
    Well, then find out by all means (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 14:07:56
      Pizza, but I don't understand the universe by oot2007-09-26 14:10:46
        Well, enjoy your pizza I can't help you with the by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 14:13:01
          Thank you by oot2007-09-26 14:19:28
            I have friends who would suggest that it was by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 14:26:21
              You leave my appliances out of this! by werehatrack2007-09-26 18:21:11
  Had some icecream. Effects are wearing off. by veran2007-09-26 14:03:53
    Awww im sorry...I hope you get some rest :) (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 14:06:39
      Just doing my job. by veran2007-09-26 14:07:55
        MMMM ice cream! What flavor? (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 14:09:29
          Ice-cream flavoured. by veran2007-09-26 14:13:09
            MMMMMMMMMM Did you say chocolate? by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 14:15:53
              Whare would the world be without chokolate? by veran2007-09-26 14:27:40
                I don't have to imagine...I just got some from by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 14:35:31
                  Neat. by veran2007-09-26 14:36:44
  *throws pillows for no good reason* by williamashbless2007-09-26 13:55:49
    Hey watch where you throw your pilliows by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 13:59:06
      Well, pillows and heads do belong together. by sgrunt2007-09-26 13:59:38
        Well, true but they are used for lying on not by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 14:01:22
          *lays on the pillows* by etwas_egal2007-09-26 22:17:08
          But they're soft! And fun to throw! by williamashbless2007-09-26 14:03:09
            Your right *grabs a pilliow and throws it at... by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 14:05:06
              \o/ Yay! (n/t) by williamashbless2007-09-26 14:33:45
            *throws beanbag at williamashbless* by merlin2007-09-26 14:03:50
              Eh, I can deal. *throws pillow* (n/t) by williamashbless2007-09-26 14:04:43
                *Throws CDs, DVDs and floppy disks by hadji2007-09-26 14:06:54
    PILLOW FIGHT!!!!! *thwap* (n/t) by Snate2007-09-26 13:58:03
      *Grabs pillow and hits Snate with it* by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 14:03:17
        Getting hit with pillows makes me feel down. by hadji2007-09-26 14:09:57
          Eider way, it was pretty punny. (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 14:21:14
Does SCO really qualify for bankruptcy? by merlin2007-09-26 13:31:10
  at Hona Lee this will work but by robertltux2007-09-26 15:40:56
  when is their appeal to Nasdaq? by postaljohn2007-09-26 14:27:59
    Not sure. The only thing I can find is that they by merlin2007-09-26 14:32:21
  Stalling tactic. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 13:47:50
Whoot Interview Friday at Northrop Grumman. by joecrouse2007-09-26 13:29:53
  WOW!!!! by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 14:16:40
    You haven't by thread_killer2007-09-26 14:26:04
      Heh Im still waiting to hear from them by joecrouse2007-09-26 15:53:52
      Could be worse by psyop2007-09-26 15:19:55
  You should refuse ... by subbywan2007-09-26 13:30:35
    I worked for NG. Wasn't blocked in the by RoraJoey2007-09-26 17:33:45
    not blocked for me...yet by SQLRat2007-09-26 14:20:26
    Dont care. NEED DA MONEY! (n/t) by joecrouse2007-09-26 13:32:13
      You need to get your priorities in order :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 13:33:06
        They are by joecrouse2007-09-26 13:34:53
          You have drugs that restore sanity?? by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 13:53:35
            aerial spraying of prozac for select postal codes (n/t) by morenna2007-09-26 14:11:30
              I was more thinking through the HVAC system by Freakazoid2007-09-26 17:22:51
              Probably would need more saturation than that by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 15:09:41
  Model planes. by sgrunt2007-09-26 13:30:34
    augh I wish it was on the factory floor by joecrouse2007-09-26 13:33:41
Border Patrol or Keystone Cops? by DesertRat662007-09-26 13:00:35
  it would appear that the kids got away too :) by gibuu2007-09-26 15:14:39
  Well, the alternative headline would have been by basher202007-09-26 13:35:07
  Pretty poor handling on the cops part. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 13:05:47
    Since when do cops cuff in front? by abaron2007-09-26 13:32:09
      Might not of by DesertRat662007-09-26 13:35:51
        That is what the shackle rings on the floor are by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 13:51:58
Nickelback's "Rockstar" military style by techi8702007-09-26 12:52:33
  Now who can name the people pictured at by DesertRat662007-09-26 13:07:33
    I know Audie Murphy was in there by thread_killer2007-09-26 13:29:03
      Ok.. I can't resist a challenge by thread_killer2007-09-26 13:39:10
        Bingo by DesertRat662007-09-26 13:55:55
          Appreciate it by thread_killer2007-09-26 13:58:31
            really? I would never have guessed :P (n/t) by voxwoman2007-09-26 15:11:55
              What gave it away? by thread_killer2007-09-26 15:23:07
Debate, Star Wars style by bimkins2007-09-26 12:47:11
  now see the power by roadhog2007-09-26 16:41:26
    You have another argument? by RoraJoey2007-09-26 17:38:31
      you young fool by roadhog2007-09-26 21:45:31
  *Waves hand* These are not the arguments by Peace_man2007-09-26 15:58:08
    "What you think you are, some kind of Jedi?" by RoraJoey2007-09-26 17:36:24
  has a thermal detonator in the hand (n/t) by ParityBit2007-09-26 13:32:41
    has a dermal detonator in the weapon (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-26 15:02:02
    ...he's holding a thermal detonator!! (n/t) by sgrunt2007-09-26 13:37:15
  "Dark the other side it is!" by Ascag2007-09-26 13:13:22
  When we last met you were master and I the student by Imp2007-09-26 12:56:39
  I'm going to remember this for the next big blowup (n/t) by techi8702007-09-26 12:55:23
  *Fires up Death Star, wipes out UF* (n/t) by HaX80r2007-09-26 12:51:29
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!! by joresgump2007-09-26 12:53:54
      Let's Carl the whole thing Orff. (n/t) by kelli2172007-09-26 13:08:40
        A car mine burn anna (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-26 13:15:02
          Carbon Banana? (n/t) by kelli2172007-09-26 13:17:41
            Hakuna Matata (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-26 13:30:41
  My ass off laughing I am! (n/t) by jiteo2007-09-26 12:51:10
  Waves a blaster rifle at bimkins. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 12:48:48
    *Fires blaster held under the table* by DesertRat662007-09-26 12:52:03
      Darn! I forgot Han Solo shot first! by RetiQlum22007-09-26 12:57:02
        Actually, only Han fired a shot. by ManiacJoe2007-09-26 14:59:06
    sooo uncivilized... (n/t) by esbita2007-09-26 12:49:52
      Not to mention random and clumsy. . . (n/t) by Esteis2007-09-26 13:03:54
      but sooooo efective :) (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-26 12:52:48
      Hokey religions and ancient weapons... by RetiQlum22007-09-26 12:52:34
        I find your lack of faith.... by DerSarek2007-09-26 13:09:14
Well, it appears to be official. by merlin2007-09-26 12:38:33
  First provide some great transport in the UK. by Didactylos2007-09-26 13:43:27
    IIRC, they were #3 (maybe #2) in Student Transit by merlin2007-09-26 14:19:48
Will this count as a Taser Fatality? by DesertRat662007-09-26 12:35:56
  Moral of the story by psyop2007-09-26 15:18:39
  what are the odds that this is just a poor defence by gibuu2007-09-26 15:06:33
    It's a possibility by DesertRat662007-09-26 17:16:46
  i wonder where he shot him with that taser cal .40 by ParityBit2007-09-26 13:30:57
    Doubt it by DesertRat662007-09-26 13:34:50
      or maybe he thorugh by ParityBit2007-09-26 13:39:45
  How do you make that mistake?! by RetiQlum22007-09-26 12:47:36
    Easy by DesertRat662007-09-26 12:49:55
      In other words: bad training? (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-09-26 13:11:26
        Not necessarily. by hadji2007-09-26 13:24:11
          Good training by DesertRat662007-09-26 13:27:32
            True, but my point is that however good the by hadji2007-09-26 13:46:59
              Then it comes down to poor administration by DesertRat662007-09-26 14:00:18
                Do most police departments really do that? by Nath32007-09-26 16:32:05
                  Some do by DesertRat662007-09-26 17:17:41
                Okay. Didn't know that procedure. (n/t) by hadji2007-09-26 14:11:09
        Bad training, poor oversight, by DesertRat662007-09-26 13:22:31
  This is probably one of the reasons the city by techi8702007-09-26 12:39:41
  How in the world did he not realize the diff? (n/t by merlin2007-09-26 12:39:09
    Muscle memory, lack of training, stress. by CynicalRyan2007-09-26 12:39:49
  stupidity maybe by Imp2007-09-26 12:39:06
    For one not under stress yes by DesertRat662007-09-26 12:43:33
      If I remember right Fort worth PD and I know by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 13:42:05
ooops, we missed the event by joresgump2007-09-26 12:27:27
  I meant to ask if any Boston UFies by altordwm2007-09-26 13:55:54
Ok, which of you ladies would like to model by SnArL2007-09-26 12:13:26
  one bid? SnArL? (n/t) by Hieraco2007-09-26 19:14:56
  LOL I'm a size 10 ;) by Garrinka2007-09-26 17:17:36
    Awww come on! by DesertRat662007-09-26 17:19:49
      if you model your kilt for me ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-26 17:53:11
        Of THAT, I want pics. :P (n/t) by esbita2007-09-26 18:43:11
          and a want to have a leafblower .. by Garrinka2007-09-26 18:47:00
            And? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-26 18:51:58
              If she's got the leaf blower I'LL have the camera by Silverfire2007-09-26 20:03:19
                You'll have to ask Garrinka for my response :P (n/ (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-26 20:50:56
  I would, but.... by flrtycwgrl2007-09-26 15:28:25
    SnArL is, until the opposite is proven, male. by krikkert2007-09-26 15:29:53
      well by flrtycwgrl2007-09-26 21:58:24
  Any of these close enough? by DesertRat662007-09-26 12:48:56
    nah by ParityBit2007-09-26 13:44:09
    .... I'll be in my cold shower. (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-26 13:01:55
    *drool* by SnArL2007-09-26 12:59:56
  My SO has a similar pair. . . With less heel (n/t) by Jeff_UK2007-09-26 12:22:34
  My GF just bought thigh high boots. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 12:22:24
    nah by ParityBit2007-09-26 13:46:09
  First you have to find one with a size 10 foot or by DesertRat662007-09-26 12:20:29
  I'm a 7, not a 10. by esbita2007-09-26 12:17:20
    DRAT! by SnArL2007-09-26 12:20:14
  meh. by voxwoman2007-09-26 12:16:39
    You've already modeled a pair of boots. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 12:23:59
      Hehe My dad wanted a print of that. by joecrouse2007-09-26 13:36:36
        what? the B+W one or the biker one? (n/t) by voxwoman2007-09-26 15:00:07
          Bike I told him No (n/t) by joecrouse2007-09-26 17:50:06
      Get my mother out of your hindbrain. (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-26 13:00:55
        Wanna see the picture? by RetiQlum22007-09-26 13:07:06
          I would, yes please! =) by shadowsystems2007-09-26 14:10:39
            I'm not in a "bikini" by voxwoman2007-09-26 14:59:21
              :) nice bike! by gibuu2007-09-26 15:29:01
                Nice bike? Nice boots! by staticsan2007-09-26 15:54:52
                  I need a MUCH larger print... =( by shadowsystems2007-09-26 17:01:28
                    here.. by voxwoman2007-09-26 18:58:57
          I have seen it. (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-26 13:08:39
    JUST those? by SnArL2007-09-26 12:21:42
  Sorry, not my size. (n/t) by hyzenthlay2007-09-26 12:15:17
  You sexist! by subbywan2007-09-26 12:14:15
    Black's not your color. by CynicalRyan2007-09-26 12:15:17
      I'm pretty in ALL colours!! (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 12:21:48
        Yeah, but you are prettiest when not wearing black (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-09-26 12:41:27
          While I do look good in pink by subbywan2007-09-26 13:20:41
            "its", damnit, "ITS"! (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-26 13:42:30
              but its more fun this way :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 13:44:09
                Will that be an extra helping of buckshot tonight, by krikkert2007-09-26 13:52:13
                  Only if its a good quality. Otherwise its yucky:P (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 13:57:41
      But is it his colour? by pas512007-09-26 12:18:24
        If it's the King's Colours.. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-09-26 12:20:06
Isn't this how the world ends? by SnArL2007-09-26 11:56:30
  Must be QUITE an abundance of food by Sterling_Ag2007-09-26 13:25:02
    Texas, standing water, Mosquitos...yeah by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 13:40:33
      Same in the New Jersey Salt Marshes by Sterling_Ag2007-09-26 13:59:30
  Looks like it by UGuardian2007-09-26 12:21:26
    Or, as more succinctly stated... by SoylentGreen2007-09-26 13:19:00
Liberal Views, Black Victims. A Minority view by by DesertRat662007-09-26 11:52:47
  There are places in Philly I wouldn't go... by RetiQlum22007-09-26 12:09:25
    Nice to know, if I ever pass by. (n/t) by veran2007-09-26 14:11:57
      Last time I drove through by thread_killer2007-09-26 14:34:41
Managers shouldn't have a sense of humour. by AndyA2007-09-26 11:48:05
  Maybe they should. by vvpete2007-09-26 12:05:36
    Hehe. Snicker. (n/t) by Esteis2007-09-26 13:07:09
  Let's hope he's actually joking. (n/t) by archnerd2007-09-26 12:00:53
Does anyone have Zoom drivers for Win 98? by ShadoCat2007-09-26 11:31:11
  Please see THANK YOU message higher... by ShadoCat2007-09-26 16:43:43
  Which model? by werehatrack2007-09-26 11:36:44
  More details: by ShadoCat2007-09-26 11:35:47
    Yuppers, it's not a modem driver. by werehatrack2007-09-26 11:38:30
      See yesterday by Freakazoid2007-09-26 11:40:21
        Yep. The main problem is... by ShadoCat2007-09-26 12:10:38
    that's not a driver, that's a windows component by Freakazoid2007-09-26 11:38:30
      I tried feeding it the Win98 CD by ShadoCat2007-09-26 11:41:19
    Yes it is. DUN was an add-on for Win9x. by merlin2007-09-26 11:38:16
  err.. tried their site? by Freakazoid2007-09-26 11:34:48
    The trouble is that I don't know how to find out.. by ShadoCat2007-09-26 12:12:41
      It'll be on the actual modem IC. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 12:27:05
        Thank you. (n/t) by ShadoCat2007-09-26 12:59:03
      there's always a linux live cd by Freakazoid2007-09-26 12:15:18
Afternoon distraction by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 11:23:07
  That was *hard*. 20% by staticsan2007-09-26 16:03:33
  Of the 10, I've only taken 1. by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 12:54:56
  60% (n/t) by Imp2007-09-26 12:34:23
  100% Good thing I've never used any of 'em (n/t) by lab rat2007-09-26 12:28:32
  0% by RetiQlum22007-09-26 12:20:46
  70% by voxwoman2007-09-26 11:58:55
    70% by merryj2007-09-26 12:04:06
    I think so too. by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 12:02:57
  Thank *Deity* that I never used any of the listed by NDwight2007-09-26 11:53:44
A toast to unrequited love! by DesertRat662007-09-26 11:17:38
  Heh by SnArL2007-09-26 11:24:53
    That's when you say by DesertRat662007-09-26 11:29:41
      Won't work by SnArL2007-09-26 11:31:34
        Well maybe on her by DesertRat662007-09-26 11:33:27
  Cheers! (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 11:23:28
    cheers! (n/t) by rhinobird2007-09-26 11:33:13
      SOTM by veran2007-09-26 14:21:08
        SOTM2: by veran2007-09-26 14:21:49
          SOTM3: the final chord by veran2007-09-26 14:26:21
  *bwahahahahahha* And one for you by merlin2007-09-26 11:19:47
    Here's to my mother-in-law, by DesertRat662007-09-26 11:22:40
      how? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:23:37
        Well I used to use a taser by DesertRat662007-09-26 11:26:54
          But what if the rum's gone? by sgrunt2007-09-26 11:30:19
            You're not a eunuch are you? (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 14:33:43
            Then you have a nice heavy bottle by DesertRat662007-09-26 11:31:29
    cool! by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:22:29
  Yick. by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:19:44
Invole: Harry Potter fans in general... by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:16:59
  Siriusly... You'd cut Gary Oldman? (n/t) by NemoHac2007-09-26 21:12:18
  Not much of a movie person, but by Stibbons2007-09-26 16:00:33
  Robin Williams as Lupin: by RetiQlum22007-09-26 12:11:38
    I could see him as Slughorn by hyzenthlay2007-09-26 12:13:56
  Isn't Bruckheimer mainly about by hadji2007-09-26 11:38:36
    he does tell a good story in the Pirates... by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:57:03
      Not by mine. :-p (n/t) by hadji2007-09-26 12:23:35
  Mr Bruckheimer may have done a better job by SaylorA2007-09-26 11:28:42
    Alan Rickman can rescue nearly anything :) (n/t) by hobbs2007-09-26 14:24:09
    Alan Rickman is great in that part. Esp by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 11:55:05
    That aside... by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:32:27
  Harry Potter fan, but no movie person by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 11:19:58
When you're going to meet people somewhere for by techi8702007-09-26 11:15:05
  Done worse by DesertRat662007-09-26 11:45:30
  Heh, know that feeling. by abaron2007-09-26 11:19:40
Why... by thread_killer2007-09-26 11:10:17
  because i can (n/t) by ParityBit2007-09-26 13:35:35
  so there has to be be a distinction between we and by joresgump2007-09-26 13:26:17
  Maybe you should too. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 11:39:21
  Boredom, mostly by voxwoman2007-09-26 11:14:41
    Brrrr you had to bring that up. by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:18:04
      I could be having this conversation by voxwoman2007-09-26 11:21:40
        Fooof... by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:24:36
          Xyzzy. by werehatrack2007-09-26 11:32:36
            plugh. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-09-26 11:34:11
  because they started it... by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:11:43
    But... by SQLRat2007-09-26 11:17:17
      or them is they... by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:18:50
        *wibble* (n/t) by SQLRat2007-09-26 11:19:27
          It's all relative ;) (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 11:20:23
            So they are related to them?!?! by SQLRat2007-09-26 11:21:39
              no... by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:22:58
                So confused... by SQLRat2007-09-26 11:30:48
                  It's nothing personal... by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:35:13
                    o.O - I knew you were one of them! by SQLRat2007-09-26 11:37:52
                      been a long time since I inspired that reaction in by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:58:21
  Define "them". (n/t) by sgrunt2007-09-26 11:11:30
    I have a very good hunch. (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 11:11:51
      So do I... by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:13:44
      Oh, so you're one of them. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-09-26 11:13:23
        I'm most likely guilty of replying, yes. (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 11:14:21
  Because... by merlin2007-09-26 11:11:19
    I need to learn Japanese by SaylorA2007-09-26 11:31:36
      sounds like they want you to... by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:33:47
        cultural soccer player moment of the day by joresgump2007-09-26 13:28:55
    merlin's pants!!! by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:12:59
      Hey, no sneaking!!! Those are my pants!! by merlin2007-09-26 11:15:09
        Too late. by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 11:21:27
Question about temperature monitoring by SaylorA2007-09-26 10:59:59
  Use AFT, it's wery precise by joresgump2007-09-26 13:21:41
What's for lunch? MMM Boba thai tea :) by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 10:50:53
  It's a munchy lunch by SQLRat2007-09-26 11:10:18
    Have some twinkies... by SnArL2007-09-26 11:26:26
  Sounds like a party. A Boba Fęte if you will. (n/t) by kahuana2007-09-26 10:59:49
    Gala-ctic in proportion (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 11:12:23
    *groan* ;-P (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 11:07:41
  Pot roast and red taters by SnArL2007-09-26 10:58:46
  Beef stew by DesertRat662007-09-26 10:58:40
  Either Jimmy John's or Pot Belly's. by hadji2007-09-26 10:55:56
    Go to Pot Belly's by SnArL2007-09-26 10:59:38
    You saying pot bellies reminded me of a place by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 10:59:27
Care to answer a nooby unix question? by Bertram2007-09-26 10:37:29
  So what's teh question here... :) by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 10:50:41
    I know what a fork bomb is. by Bertram2007-09-26 11:00:17
      IPTables is a routing tool (IIRC). Not sure by merlin2007-09-26 11:08:20
      iptables is the firewalling system on Linux by ttlogic2007-09-26 11:07:48
        I thought it was IPCHAINS that was the firewall. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-09-26 11:14:25
          You're getting old :P by ttlogic2007-09-26 11:17:04
          iptables replaced ipchains in...2.6? by Stuka2007-09-26 11:15:49
            According to wiki, it was 2.4 by merlin2007-09-26 11:16:35
    Don't most smart *nix admins disable the ability by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 10:55:15
      You can limit... by basher202007-09-26 11:01:37
      Sadly, by jiteo2007-09-26 11:00:26
      well ours didnt.... by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 10:59:52
        :(){ :|:& };: (n/t) by Bertram2007-09-26 11:01:08
          (_8(|) (n/t) by hadji2007-09-26 11:50:32
      read the bottom of the wikipedia article by Freakazoid2007-09-26 10:59:24
        Understood, but in my Unix scripting by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 11:06:15
  During the winter of '43, by jiteo2007-09-26 10:47:27
    hahahaha (n/t) by voxwoman2007-09-26 10:52:28
  Sounds like a prank. by sgrunt2007-09-26 10:41:20
It seems like I'm the only person in this departme by hadji2007-09-26 10:31:37
  The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy... by DesertRat662007-09-26 10:35:29
    It's a problem of motivation, all right? by Imp2007-09-26 11:01:08
    ROFL - classic line there DesertRat66 (n/t) by SQLRat2007-09-26 10:54:02
      Quickly becoming my work ethic around here by DesertRat662007-09-26 11:01:20
SOTM: KMFDM - Revenge by SnArL2007-09-26 10:12:55
Has anyone ever known a Jehovah's Witness to by toysbfun2007-09-26 10:12:07
  Those that do often have good reason LOL;-) (n/t) by taitano2007-09-27 11:14:10
  Once in High School a friend did by todAnthony2007-09-26 10:18:45
    Kind of liked each other and she just told me. by todAnthony2007-09-26 10:41:21
      Jehovahs Witnesses are Christians. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 10:44:51
        Oh I agree. by todAnthony2007-09-26 10:50:50
        Slight? Rather huge IMO by abaron2007-09-26 10:49:10
          Tank you. by taitano2007-09-26 22:25:50
          Actually recently my freinds mom got unholy on me by todAnthony2007-09-26 10:55:23
            Sounds like someone needs to chill. by taitano2007-09-26 22:14:41
    What made her come clean? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-09-26 10:27:14
      Sry... posted response in wrong place (above) (n/t) by todAnthony2007-09-26 10:42:33
  In what context? When they come door-to-door by merlin2007-09-26 10:14:57
    In a personal relationship. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-09-26 10:20:33
      No experience but at a guess by AndyA2007-09-26 10:55:53
      I have encountered that very thing... kinda... by SQLRat2007-09-26 10:51:53
        Cases like that make Richard Dawkins' by skern2007-09-26 11:03:34
          I'll second that. by taitano2007-09-27 11:12:07
      No experience, so I can't say. Sorry. (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 10:21:02
Is the church trying to kill people off? by AndyA2007-09-26 10:10:09
  One thing to be remembered too: by abaron2007-09-26 10:45:24
    It's a bit more complicated than that by esbita2007-09-26 10:52:03
      I almost posted that you by erniepi2007-09-26 11:13:12
      Some of us can understand. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 10:57:08
        I'm interested as well. by abaron2007-09-26 10:59:43
          As MattDBA said: by esbita2007-09-26 11:32:38
            doesn't the pill by roadhog2007-09-26 16:39:25
              Depends on the pill by subbywan2007-09-26 16:57:23
            Well, that's not *totally* the way by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 11:47:15
              You do put it more succintly by esbita2007-09-26 11:56:09
                Would it surprise you by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 11:59:23
                  Somehow...no. (n/t) by esbita2007-09-26 12:03:05
                  now there's a story I'd be VERY interested in by plblark2007-09-26 12:00:42
                    After a Jesuit high school by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 12:09:59
            Ok thanks for that explanation. by abaron2007-09-26 11:41:20
              Should have reported him by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 11:49:04
                Tempting by abaron2007-09-26 11:57:00
                  Sure women should be barefoot in the kitchen by esbita2007-09-26 11:59:14
                    watch out for the broken glass. (n/t) by roadhog2007-09-26 16:35:38
                    You look GOOD barefoot! :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 12:00:55
                      I think she'd look better in gothy, stompy boots, by SnArL2007-09-26 13:04:24
                        How about blue satin by esbita2007-09-26 13:08:07
                          PPPPPPPPLEASE, Eddie! by SnArL2007-09-26 13:40:21
                      I've never seen her barefoot. by AlanTwo2007-09-26 12:06:29
                        oh, it's marvelous! I highly recommend it :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 12:09:28
    The Church assumes by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 10:49:58
      Abortion is more evil in the Catholic Church. by abaron2007-09-26 10:57:16
        But, doesn't that mean... by Phoon2007-09-26 11:08:13
          It's not about by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 11:18:13
          That is not a discussion I'm qualified for. by abaron2007-09-26 11:10:28
        Not really by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 11:06:06
          Ahh ok. by abaron2007-09-26 11:07:45
            Actually I take that back by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 11:14:43
              So there's still the concept of: by abaron2007-09-26 11:22:14
                I don't see it as "paying" for your sins by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 11:29:24
                  Ok, thanks for the explanation by abaron2007-09-26 11:30:50
    The Church has nothing to do with the anti- by subbywan2007-09-26 10:49:14
      I disagree by abaron2007-09-26 10:52:27
        No, I don't think the Catholic Church by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 10:55:54
          You're both correct (Subby and MatthewDBA) by abaron2007-09-26 11:02:52
        You can disagree all you like. You're still wrong by subbywan2007-09-26 10:55:12
  the "Church" has nothing to do with it. by subbywan2007-09-26 10:41:32
  The Catholic church is very regional. by esbita2007-09-26 10:37:03
  Since confirmed Catholics are supposed to be by toysbfun2007-09-26 10:25:07
    Making modern drugs ain't like dusting crops by basher202007-09-26 10:39:37
      In some cases, distribution is impossible. by werehatrack2007-09-26 10:56:31
        loonies loonies everywhere by roadhog2007-09-26 22:54:39
      Reality thwarts my plans once again. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-09-26 10:44:36
  I think his mitre is lined with tinfoil. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-09-26 10:14:55
    Or it should be. (n/t) by lab rat2007-09-26 10:23:50
Are my clothes doomed? by Phoon2007-09-26 09:50:03
  What's the fiber content? by werehatrack2007-09-26 11:02:08
    Shirt is synthetic. Pants are all cotton. (n/t) by Phoon2007-09-26 11:03:23
      Prognosis good. by werehatrack2007-09-26 11:08:48
  Who cares? No holes were made, right? by veran2007-09-26 09:57:05
    That's a rather by sgrunt2007-09-26 09:59:05
      I'm very base. by veran2007-09-26 10:01:34
  Color of clothes? by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:52:49
    Olive pants, celery shirt. by Phoon2007-09-26 09:54:05
      Well, you know what they say . . . by hadji2007-09-26 11:41:18
      Add in something khaki by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 09:56:22
        Just about any teenager would do. by hadji2007-09-26 10:57:25
      Maybe you should have spilled by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:56:06
        Actually... by jmaxsohmer2007-09-26 09:57:31
          Baking soda and vinegar? by RetiQlum22007-09-26 10:04:49
            Hmph. by sgrunt2007-09-26 10:06:52
              That would certainly remove the stain by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 10:07:53
                Just add it directly to the by sgrunt2007-09-26 10:12:40
                  And probably your house, too. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-09-26 10:16:32
                    At what quantity of sodium by Phoon2007-09-26 10:18:03
                      Very little. Sodium burns with water. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 10:20:43
                        Forget Sodium... it's all about Cesium in water! by jmaxsohmer2007-09-26 10:32:26
                          aw but I wana see the francium go BOOM! (n/t) by joecrouse2007-09-26 13:44:47
                        I know this. However, small bits of sodium by Phoon2007-09-26 10:22:11
                          That his *is* a boom by Stuka2007-09-26 10:25:21
                            s/his/hiss/ (n/t) by Stuka2007-09-26 10:25:38
                      1 microgram more than "hssssst" ;) (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 10:19:13
            I've seen it get stains out before. by jmaxsohmer2007-09-26 10:06:11
              I figured by now you'd be into real explosives. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 10:18:07
                The problem is that I lack a usable lab... by jmaxsohmer2007-09-26 10:35:15
                  Aren't they the same thing? ;) (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 10:41:20
                    Science books tend to give background and by jmaxsohmer2007-09-26 10:44:57
                      Well one book is... by RetiQlum22007-09-26 10:52:00
                        The Anarchist's Cookbook is also often *wrong*. by werehatrack2007-09-26 11:07:29
                          The Cookbook is way, way better. by subbywan2007-09-26 13:22:36
                          Just out of curiosity: by Phoon2007-09-26 11:10:46
                            The warning is the author's CYA excuse. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 11:19:15
                            I saw a show in Discovery Channel some time ago by merlin2007-09-26 11:13:59
                      Okay, <i>good</i> science books... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2007-09-26 10:45:17
  Depends how long you let it sit. by esbita2007-09-26 09:50:57
    Well, I have to wear them until I get home. by Phoon2007-09-26 09:53:01
      Should be okay yet. by esbita2007-09-26 10:20:17
      My advice: by abaron2007-09-26 10:19:50
O *know* I will regreat that later.... by radiowave9112007-09-26 09:45:23
  Threadjack by esbita2007-09-26 09:50:14
    Yes, I did. by radiowave9112007-09-26 09:59:39
      Oct 13 by esbita2007-09-26 10:39:05
        I am planning to retest at the last moment by radiowave9112007-09-26 11:06:41
  I may also regret that :) (n/t) by radiowave9112007-09-26 09:45:42
    But only if you've already gretted it. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:48:22
eco building/size? ethics discussion by unjust2007-09-26 09:42:39
  How does ethics come into this? by RetiQlum22007-09-26 10:37:17
    i think the idea they're working on by unjust2007-09-26 10:57:12
      By those standards, we should all live in capsules by kelli2172007-09-26 12:11:32
      That's just stupid. by SouthpawPL2007-09-26 11:05:59
        I may envy Bill Gates $80 Millon mansion, by RetiQlum22007-09-26 11:12:55
        Maybe not. by Peace_man2007-09-26 11:12:11
  Nothing is ever free. by AndyA2007-09-26 10:23:56
  space for your stuff and to do the stuff you enjoy by voxwoman2007-09-26 10:03:57
Am I the only one that sees.... by kiwifruit2007-09-26 09:40:23
  NM, found the problem.... (n/t) by kiwifruit2007-09-26 09:45:46
*smacks dispatcher* *smack* *smack* *smack* by farfalla2007-09-26 09:35:02
  Sure there is. It's at 4x the rate of *normal* PM. (n/t) by kahuana2007-09-26 12:38:47
  Don't hold back by y2kdragon2007-09-26 09:55:15
    Oh, really? by jmaxsohmer2007-09-26 10:04:09
      Preventative prevents the emergency :) (n/t) by farfalla2007-09-26 10:50:01
        And "emergency" quadruples the billing rate. by kahuana2007-09-26 12:41:51
        seconds that quote :) (n/t) by inkey2007-09-26 10:59:10
          No, preventative preventates the emergency by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 11:08:03
            You're right! So perhaps I will not smack you. :) by farfalla2007-09-26 11:30:01
            farfalla, can i use a *smack* from you? by inkey2007-09-26 11:10:23
Ha! Vista! This strip is so fitting today. by Control2007-09-26 09:21:35
Whoa, this scares me by ayteebee2007-09-26 09:21:04
  Wow. There's more than 1 animal kingdom! by shadowboy8132007-09-26 15:05:43
  Headline is as bad as most CNN by Raffy91102007-09-26 09:34:29
isn't running apache as nobody by dennismv2007-09-26 09:20:12
  Less secure for the web directory *maybe* by Stuka2007-09-26 10:01:28
    thanks by dennismv2007-09-26 15:51:52
      Fairly basic permissions issues... ;-) by bwkaz2007-09-26 19:32:24
        thanks ! by dennismv2007-09-26 21:44:24
  If nobody accesses my files, I'd call that secure. by hadji2007-09-26 09:22:22
    Depends. Do you trust nobody? (n/t) by bobmon2007-09-26 10:56:54
Ode to Neglected Keys by hadji2007-09-26 09:11:49
  Oh come on by shadowboy8132007-09-26 15:11:43
  On a serious note . . . by hadji2007-09-26 09:59:19
    This is one of the big things that still eludes me by Danu2007-09-26 11:16:36
      I'm talking more about the people who by hadji2007-09-26 11:23:46
        Naruki's Law strikes...? by kelli2172007-09-26 12:17:23
          Darn you, Naruki!!!! (n/t) by hadji2007-09-26 12:26:36
      keep at it by voxwoman2007-09-26 11:18:43
        thanks (n/t) by Danu2007-09-26 12:15:31
    Quite a few regulars here seem to have various by shminux2007-09-26 10:10:00
      I'm not sure if you mean that literally by hadji2007-09-26 10:20:47
  Oh, Break, for whom can you pause? (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-09-26 09:52:03
  Shifty Commanist period propaganda! (n/t) by veran2007-09-26 09:20:10
    *gazes around by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:21:19
      Oh CoNTRoL yourself! by shadowsystems2007-09-26 09:25:37
        *presses Scroll Lock* by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:27:21
          Take a Break, give a Pause, and ask yourself by shadowsystems2007-09-26 09:32:42
            *hits ctrl-L a number of times* by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:34:53
              *hits MatthewDBA a number of times* by Phoon2007-09-26 09:48:51
      Enters the spacebar, looks for an escape... (n/t) by veran2007-09-26 09:24:15
    :-D (n/t) by hadji2007-09-26 09:20:59
  *Applauds* (n/t) by dodrian2007-09-26 09:19:04
  "People not longer"? =J by shadowsystems2007-09-26 09:18:53
    Some of them. by hadji2007-09-26 09:19:38
      "I was in the pool!" (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-09-26 10:57:56
  Oh semicolon, by basher202007-09-26 09:17:59
    For example, by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:19:22
      Probably better rephrased as: by Phoon2007-09-26 09:47:19
        "So readily to hand, no matter when; by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:50:39
  I thought you were about CapsLock and PrtScrn (n/t by shminux2007-09-26 09:17:10
    I use them! by ayteebee2007-09-26 11:20:50
Lovely! by SnArL2007-09-26 08:56:24
  Make them clean the tape backup system... by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 09:59:25
  *snerk* by hyzenthlay2007-09-26 09:39:52
  send out the pirates!!! (n/t) by morenna2007-09-26 09:09:26
    Arrrrrrrr !!!! reporting for duty !!!!! (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-26 09:20:50
  *hangs sign* by RetiQlum22007-09-26 09:08:23
  Sounds like fun! Can I join them? (n/t) by carthax2007-09-26 09:01:00
  NICE! so that means that you get to by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 09:00:50
    Uhhhh....NO by SnArL2007-09-26 09:25:44
  If you kill the process, the problem is solved ... (n/t) by Imp2007-09-26 08:59:40
I need 2 heavy lifters and a truck by Fandango2007-09-26 08:53:28
  I donno... What's a Seadoo with you? by todAnthony2007-09-26 10:48:02
  Doesn't surprise me by Sterling_Ag2007-09-26 10:13:30
  What's a Seadoo? by hadji2007-09-26 09:18:41
    A new softdrink related to Mountain Dew? (n/t) by SQLRat2007-09-26 11:05:43
    It wriggles along the ground like . . . by hyzenthlay2007-09-26 09:41:46
    It's a Sea-doo without a hyphen. (n/t) by Fandango2007-09-26 09:20:50
Age aint nohting but a number..... by psychotic chick2007-09-26 08:51:09
  Hey, aren't you supposed to be in school now? by voxwoman2007-09-26 10:45:48
    yea we r in school by psychotic chick2007-09-26 11:25:05
      Take a deep breath :-) by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 11:54:00
      *head asplodes* (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 11:35:00
  I was going to say something by voxwoman2007-09-26 10:14:19
    I'm not going to waste my keystrokes. by Spud312007-09-26 10:28:30
      Thats the greatness of my relationship with Joey by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 10:41:27
        As someone who USED to be an 18 year old... by SnArL2007-09-26 11:04:22
          ...He is over 18 and... by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 11:25:14
      ^^My reason for staying out! (n/t) by Stuka2007-09-26 10:29:59
        Well, I'm cranky and slightly incoherent, too. by Spud312007-09-26 10:33:14
          And I just dropped out; I'm close to being modded (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 10:36:06
  Incorrect as stated. by subbywan2007-09-26 10:06:27
    Thats a matter of opinion (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 10:09:03
      Not at all. by subbywan2007-09-26 10:11:36
        Officer, I swear I didn't know she was 3! by SnArL2007-09-26 10:16:40
        what about a 21 year old and a 60 year old? by voxwoman2007-09-26 10:16:34
          X = Y / 2 + 7 by joresgump2007-09-26 11:36:20
          Yes, there is. Which was my point by subbywan2007-09-26 10:18:07
            depends on the state (in the US) by voxwoman2007-09-26 10:19:46
              Again, agreed. by subbywan2007-09-26 10:20:50
                And I said teenager...12 is preteen... (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 10:36:09
                  But I wasn't responding to you by subbywan2007-09-26 10:37:23
                    One of my replys did...I can't remember if it was by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 10:43:01
                      I did. You've only made 3 by subbywan2007-09-26 10:44:50
                        It was earlier in the conversation by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 11:01:11
                          Did you just post to the wrong place then? by subbywan2007-09-26 11:03:04
                            Just nevermind (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 11:13:55
                              I'm trying to treat you like an adult. by subbywan2007-09-26 11:30:20
                                Sorry I thought you read the comments I posted on by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 12:42:22
                                I did. But those were not what I was responding to by subbywan2007-09-26 13:29:53
                                As an FYI, in a threaded discussion by merlin2007-09-26 12:52:12
                    Actually, you never said "teenager" at all by subbywan2007-09-26 10:39:54
                      Well it under P.C's post somewhere I just read it (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 10:52:26
                        Excellent. Could you link to it then? (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 10:56:16
                          Here...I forgot how to make a clicky by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 11:21:25
                :P by voxwoman2007-09-26 10:21:46
                  we've had it a couple times :P by subbywan2007-09-26 10:26:23
  Absolutely correct by DesertRat662007-09-26 09:52:34
    Exactly...not to get on my high horse or anything, by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 10:05:20
      in 5 years, you'll be more mature than you are by subbywan2007-09-26 10:07:55
        Five? More like ten by DesertRat662007-09-26 10:22:47
          A good age to get married is by voxwoman2007-09-26 10:26:17
            No way!! by subbywan2007-09-26 10:28:59
          10 will be more mature than 5 :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 10:23:40
            Based on my own observations by DesertRat662007-09-26 10:27:41
              I'm inclined to agree by shadowboy8132007-09-26 17:01:12
              And I've known people in their 40's and 50's by voxwoman2007-09-26 10:31:10
                Once again exceptions to the rule. by DesertRat662007-09-26 10:45:19
                  Depends, I suppose, on the subset by voxwoman2007-09-26 10:48:37
                    I'm referring mainly to the subset of what I call by DesertRat662007-09-26 10:57:43
  And it'll mean nothing by the time you are 25 by hyzenthlay2007-09-26 09:29:40
    Thinking you have a serious relationship in your by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 10:02:01
      depends on where you live and how you are brought by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 10:39:18
    That girl is high on her own stash (n/t) by veran2007-09-26 10:00:58
      Fluffy Pink Bunnies by merlin2007-09-26 10:16:22
        Relax, I think it's a joke by tallastro2007-09-26 11:54:40
          Yeah, but it's not the first sideways poke today ( (n/t) by merlin2007-09-26 12:02:53
            I make it a rule to only poke sideways. by veran2007-09-26 13:55:57
    But isn't it right that way? by chrisP2007-09-26 09:50:31
    Oxytocin is the name of the hormone. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 09:48:56
      Oxytocin is the chemical that starts labor by voxwoman2007-09-26 10:10:56
        Crud! Google failed me! (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-09-26 11:59:46
          are you thinking about serotonin? by voxwoman2007-09-26 12:31:57
            I think that's the one. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 12:51:28
        There was a pharmancy burglary once by tallastro2007-09-26 10:51:20
          I didn't know pharmacies carried by voxwoman2007-09-26 10:55:05
            That does sound odd. Maybe it was by tallastro2007-09-26 11:07:21
  Age is experience by veran2007-09-26 09:23:37
    Showing your age, veran :-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:25:56
      I only notice when compared to/confronted with by veran2007-09-26 09:56:19
        you don't have to be old to be cynical by voxwoman2007-09-26 10:18:34
          Lucky me. (n/t) by veran2007-09-26 13:54:35
          Right there you are... by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 10:34:11
  Well I'm also dating a guy that is older than me by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 09:10:31
    I'm not going to tell you you're wrong by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:18:12
      I'll try, but I suck at typing anyway so I try by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 09:50:00
        That's the way by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:55:23
        Ideally, sucking at something by jiteo2007-09-26 09:54:48
          Or else to get by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:56:44
            *hooks Matt to a hose pipe* by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 10:32:30
      Well, better than two weeks after the wedding. (n/ (n/t) by quilting_kitty2007-09-26 09:34:36
        That's the conclusion by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:36:29
          I'm pretty sure Joey and I feel the same about our by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 09:57:33
            Love is wonderful. by Peace_man2007-09-26 10:12:46
              Yes thanks I am very committed to him as I'm by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 10:22:56
                Stay with it. Stay committed to each other. by Peace_man2007-09-26 11:00:56
                  I do I take in every word he says and by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 11:05:30
                    Sounds like you are on the right track. by Peace_man2007-09-26 11:36:04
                      We already have...I think we are both on the right by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 12:50:49
                        Sorry - no msn or other chat. by Peace_man2007-09-26 15:22:30
                          Yes... by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 18:26:51
            Your odds are not good (I'd guess 1:100 or somethi by shminux2007-09-26 10:06:52
              Exactly, but I just have to have by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 10:19:37
                faith in you to... what? by voxwoman2007-09-26 10:24:41
                  Thanks (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 10:29:56
                The only thing I would add is to not get too by merlin2007-09-26 10:23:32
                  Well I know that, but this is what I want. by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 10:28:49
                    Okay, two last comments and then I'm stepping by merlin2007-09-26 10:34:27
                      Yes I know this, I'm just sick of being told by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 10:55:16
                        most of the time people say that not to hurt you by joresgump2007-09-26 11:17:11
                        It might... It happens. Just don't bet on it. (n/t by shminux2007-09-26 11:05:58
                          Yeah, but the thing is I'd bet my life on it. (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 11:15:20
                            That's a sucker bet. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 13:00:28
                              For some it is for some it isn't, you might call by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 13:41:08
                        It might, it might not by DesertRat662007-09-26 11:04:55
                          If it doesn't then I'll be in therapy like I was by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 11:12:25
                            Therepy?! Bah! by DesertRat662007-09-26 11:26:00
            Believe me, what you want at 15 by Sterling_Ag2007-09-26 10:06:51
              Which is not what you'll want at 30. by shadowboy8132007-09-26 16:36:59
              The experience is different for everyone (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 10:12:12
                Some people get lucky by Sterling_Ag2007-09-26 10:24:10
                  Thats the difference between you and I by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 10:25:55
                    So did I at that age... by Sterling_Ag2007-09-26 10:30:48
                    Everyone has that faith in relationships by subbywan2007-09-26 10:28:12
                      Well, then see sometimes it does work out. by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 10:46:28
                        I never said it didn't work out by subbywan2007-09-26 10:47:55
                          And you aren't going to know if this is going to by voxwoman2007-09-26 10:51:07
                            That at any given point by subbywan2007-09-26 10:52:22
  you sure do act your age, though (n/t) by shminux2007-09-26 09:01:43
    ok... by psychotic chick2007-09-26 09:04:30
      Could you do me a favor? by RetiQlum22007-09-26 09:11:09
        "Punctuation", you mean. (Is this covered by by Phoon2007-09-26 09:45:20
          Kind of like by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:59:11
            hahaha by shadowboy8132007-09-26 16:32:05
          Prose? by jiteo2007-09-26 09:48:47
            Do by joresgump2007-09-26 12:38:02
            Erwin might take that personally... by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 10:30:27
Any other BO XI R2 admins around here? by basher202007-09-26 08:49:51
Hello everyone! by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 08:31:49
  hay girl by psychotic chick2007-09-26 09:26:34
    You're offering horse feed to your friend?? (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 09:43:53
  good (n/t) by gibuu2007-09-26 09:26:32
  i'm fine, thanks, and you? (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-26 09:23:52
    I'm great I talked to Joey last night and he never by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 12:55:54
      ear-to-ear huge? (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-26 14:46:22
  Why are you in such a good mood? (n/t) by thetree2007-09-26 08:53:57
    It's just I have decided to chose a new by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 08:58:40
      Thunderbird or Exchange? by anymouse2007-09-26 09:14:51
        I don't know I just went form a pessimistic by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 13:46:36
        Evolution! (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 10:05:49
      That is a great idea. by Peace_man2007-09-26 09:10:32
        Yeah I have been doing this for like three days by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 09:12:59
    Should she not be? (n/t) by dodrian2007-09-26 08:57:00
  Pretty good, by dodrian2007-09-26 08:47:15
    Well it's great to hear than your doing good :P (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 08:50:25
  I'm doing lovely. I'm about to start work, and I by Carthax2007-09-26 08:43:53
    Awesome...What do you do? (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 08:46:27
      Dell Gold Technical Support by carthax2007-09-26 08:50:18
        So can I call you directly when on of our Dell by techi8702007-09-26 09:22:56
        That's great if you don't mind me asking... by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 08:52:01
          I'd rather not have that number out there for the by carthax2007-09-26 08:55:51
            That's great I'm glad to hear that...alone time is by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 09:01:11
              Yeeeeeesssss..... Alone time is nice. :-D by carthax2007-09-26 09:15:08
  Chill by y2kdragon2007-09-26 08:36:58
    Well it's always good... by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 08:39:46
  Apparently bad. by subbywan2007-09-26 08:33:52
    LOL... by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 08:36:58
  Hungry by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 08:33:32
    I'm great thanks by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 08:38:36
      That's the only way to go by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 08:39:56
        <Deleted><Deleted>2007-09-26 09:08:33
          Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2007-09-26 09:08:43
        Trust me im going to life seems to be a lot... by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 08:44:25
          No unfortunately by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:06:05
            Oh ok cool I just thought you were nice to talk to by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 09:14:19
          Mod's double post...sorry please fix (n/t) by mysterious gurl2007-09-26 08:45:32
omggg....I'm about to die!!! by psychotic chick2007-09-26 08:21:26
  can someone decode by ParityBit2007-09-26 12:40:01
  So *this* is what... by Nashville2007-09-26 09:56:30
  Living up to your nick, are you? (n/t) by veran2007-09-26 09:09:44
  ZOMG! (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-09-26 08:48:37
  I need to ask my parents by SnArL2007-09-26 08:37:03
    Who can blame you for trying to have by hadji2007-09-26 09:01:58
      We HAD good chemistry... by SnArL2007-09-26 09:27:47
  Oh boy, the invasion of youth by Treehugger2007-09-26 08:34:20
    Wait till reality hits these two like by joecrouse2007-09-26 08:36:13
  you're going to *die* because of bright hair? by subbywan2007-09-26 08:22:40
    if u only knew by psychotic chick2007-09-26 08:25:38
      So you're actually going to die over a *maybe*? by subbywan2007-09-26 08:27:20
        i know by psychotic chick2007-09-26 08:30:57
          see, you're already getting some perspective by subbywan2007-09-26 08:33:05
        Hey, subbywan... by kelli2172007-09-26 08:30:46
          Silly peoples ... It's not like there's no by subbywan2007-09-26 10:34:55
          lol it is not a big deal by psychotic chick2007-09-26 08:33:04
            Then he isnt your bf. by joecrouse2007-09-26 08:35:15
              Romeo and Juliet laws usually cover this. (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 09:42:14
                Don't they only come into play when the 2 families by SnArL2007-09-26 09:57:29
                  Only if it's the Hatfields and McCoys :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 10:09:24
              Not where I'm from (n/t) by veran2007-09-26 09:07:04
              I disagree by SnArL2007-09-26 08:40:43
                I have met girls in theri 20ties with no maturity by veran2007-09-26 09:09:14
                i agree with SnArL by psychotic chick2007-09-26 08:43:42
                  You're 15 by SnArL2007-09-26 08:53:20
                    I'm not...we agree'd by psychotic chick2007-09-26 08:57:02
                      we say i love you..lol not saw (n/t) by psychotic chick2007-09-26 08:58:46
              no there has to be 4 year difference by psychotic chick2007-09-26 08:37:08
          spelling, grammar? by Imp2007-09-26 08:32:36
        She's a teenager by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 08:30:36
          so i can catch her coming and going? :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-26 08:32:13
            Only if you're being by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 08:32:47
              Or on a mobius strip :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 08:55:38
I've just learned Bush's secret... by shadowsystems2007-09-26 08:20:22
  Hmmm, blocked by work. Reason: "porn" by erniepi2007-09-26 09:17:55
  Feh. That was a given long before Day 1. (n/t) by werehatrack2007-09-26 08:39:52
  Heh That other clip with the girl in the blouse by joecrouse2007-09-26 08:38:19
The war is getting closer to home. by nix2007-09-26 08:15:40
  I am sorry for the loss by psyop2007-09-26 15:30:27
  Ick Ick Ick by robertltux2007-09-26 10:21:01
  A lot of times with posts like this, by hadji2007-09-26 09:14:14
  /salute by y2kdragon2007-09-26 08:38:41
  He was the best friend of the son of one of the by techi8702007-09-26 08:18:22
    {{for you both and the families affected}} (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 08:27:13
He did WHAT? by Corvus_One2007-09-26 07:48:10
  *laughs histerically* Oh, my sides! by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 08:24:29
  So now John Bruce can be sued by madjo2007-09-26 08:16:17
  Hell be going to jail on contempt charges by joecrouse2007-09-26 07:51:40
    Am I right in thinking by pas512007-09-26 08:15:37
    Blimey!!! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-09-26 08:06:36
Had anyone else realized this before by SaylorA2007-09-26 07:36:59
  I just sithed in my diapers.</stewie_griffin> (n/t by RoraJoey2007-09-26 11:03:38
  Google "sith happens" (n/t) by toysbfun2007-09-26 07:45:08
Does Microsoft do beta testing for every Windows by joresgump2007-09-26 07:36:27
  Yes, by lheggland2007-09-26 08:16:21
  I will not consider Vista until SP1 by SaylorA2007-09-26 07:54:52
    really? then why is no one adopting? by unjust2007-09-26 10:28:51
      another YOU? by joresgump2007-09-26 11:30:15
    That may be coming sooner than you think by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 08:36:41
      I know, I can't find it just now by SaylorA2007-09-26 09:09:36
  As many as want to by y2kdragon2007-09-26 07:43:40
    Define "fully tested" though... by theanomaly2007-09-26 08:16:59
    Yes, money, that's it by joresgump2007-09-26 07:57:53
      I wouldn't say there's "no such thing" by shadowboy8132007-09-26 08:58:33
        note: I mean perfect in the bug-free sense (n/t) by shadowboy8132007-09-26 08:59:25
          so the price of windows grows accordingly with the by joresgump2007-09-26 09:19:43
            You have to remember that many of these "bugs" by SaylorA2007-09-26 10:19:03
              Buffer overflows are well-written code? by Stuka2007-09-26 10:32:55
                IIRC XP was written in C++ and by SaylorA2007-09-26 11:20:27
                  Nope by ToLazyToThink2007-09-26 13:01:26
  We will let you know when it happens ;-) (n/t) by MacEogan2007-09-26 07:42:52
  42? =)P (n/t) by shadowsystems2007-09-26 07:39:20
    My bad, you are correct :) (n/t) by SaylorA2007-09-26 07:41:02
      years or service packs? :P (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-26 07:41:43
        Yes! =D (n/t) by shadowsystems2007-09-26 07:47:24
  6 (n/t) by SaylorA2007-09-26 07:37:44
Attn: roadhog. Replies for you... by esbita2007-09-26 07:19:54
  time differences can be problematic (n/t) by roadhog2007-09-26 17:11:58
    shall we continue? by roadhog2007-09-26 17:13:15
Stupidly frustrating Flash drive issue by fiordhraoi2007-09-26 07:04:37
  I've seen that happen before by hadji2007-09-26 07:39:09
  Do the drives that don't work on this PC work on by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 07:12:53
    Sorry about the dlay... by fiordhraoi2007-09-26 10:19:19
  Check Disk Management by SaylorA2007-09-26 07:09:51
    I had forgotten about that one. Yeah if the by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 07:14:54
      I see that a lot. by AndyA2007-09-26 09:35:14
        Sounds like a plan, I'll check there. Thanks all! (n/t) by fiordhraoi2007-09-26 10:20:00
How hard is it to read a schedule? by Hieraco2007-09-26 06:43:51
  Maybe... Give him a name? by Argos2007-09-26 07:37:11
    In death, a member of a company acquire his own by joresgump2007-09-26 07:40:31
  Depends on the schedule by Karl-Henrik2007-09-26 07:09:07
  (Intercom clicks on) Will Employee #31 please by shadowsystems2007-09-26 07:08:14
  a solution by morenna2007-09-26 07:07:49
    Employee chain letters by Hieraco2007-09-26 09:15:18
    Morenna: Are you available for hireing? by Karl-Henrik2007-09-26 07:11:00
      for the right price and benefits...yes. :-) by morenna2007-09-26 07:12:50
        I'm interested in your hide/bury/destroy abilities by joresgump2007-09-26 07:37:34
          very true. :-) by morenna2007-09-26 07:52:47
            Weapons-grade plutonium won't hurt either. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 10:44:01
              actually they do by joresgump2007-09-26 12:48:51
Mmmm...donut holes by SnArL2007-09-26 06:32:39
  Some down time from Halo 3? (n/t) by SQLRat2007-09-26 08:46:09
Can't... move.... by raptillicus2007-09-26 06:26:20
  {{{raptillicus}}} by morenna2007-09-26 08:07:00
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-09-26 06:24:08
I finally saw a computer running Vista yesterday by etwas_egal2007-09-26 05:42:12
  Tech support on Vista by azander2007-09-26 10:53:59
    What kind of Vid card does the box have? by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 11:43:55
  A friend pointed out DreamScene to me yesterday by hobbs2007-09-26 10:44:20
  a sufficiently advanced operating system by TheCatMan2007-09-26 09:06:56
    Don't know, and no... by etwas_egal2007-09-26 11:01:35
  Friend is dual booting Vista on his dual core by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 08:38:21
  I tested Vista for work by DesertRat662007-09-26 07:39:45
    That's great news! by Peace_man2007-09-26 09:34:00
  Had a tech look at my laptop a while ago by chrisbee2007-09-26 07:20:14
  My brother runs it on his (new) laptop by madjo2007-09-26 06:26:15
  Hates Vista, we do... by jdelphiki2007-09-26 06:15:03
    Yeah, a lot of people do that. by Peace_man2007-09-26 09:25:32
      Nah. Not him. by jdelphiki2007-09-26 12:58:35
    Nuke and Pave, by lheggland2007-09-26 08:24:20
  I saw a "modded vista" look... by Karl-Henrik2007-09-26 05:47:45
  Which leads me to ask the question: by JillSwift2007-09-26 05:46:52
    I have asked the same question. by kc5sdy2007-09-26 08:45:25
      About the only thing I can say is DirectX 10... by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 08:48:02
    More resource waste. by NuclearWinter2007-09-26 06:23:23
      Oh, that's easy to solve! by etwas_egal2007-09-26 09:12:54
    Direct3D 10 by yazdi2007-09-26 05:51:41
      Less Flash, More Substance by y2kdragon2007-09-26 06:08:31
        ReactOS tries to do that I think by ttlogic2007-09-26 06:25:08
          Apparently, so is their web page by y2kdragon2007-09-26 07:46:05
            Hmm, could that be my bad? by ttlogic2007-09-26 07:50:26
Help please: copying within the shell by purplepineapple2007-09-26 05:31:20
  Me go bed now. by purplepineapple2007-09-26 06:55:45
  NEW PROBLEM by purplepineapple2007-09-26 05:55:19
    Check if the file was copied by sazzer2007-09-26 08:13:49
    Permission of the source, maybe? by tallastro2007-09-26 06:55:43
    Can you copy a file to your home directory? by bobmon2007-09-26 06:38:28
    Hmm... by imperito2007-09-26 05:59:48
      -p is the whole point of this business by purplepineapple2007-09-26 06:04:07
        maybe try: by Woodburn2007-09-26 06:16:55
          Still "Operation not permitted" by purplepineapple2007-09-26 06:19:16
            well... by Woodburn2007-09-26 06:37:40
  The syntax is right... by imperito2007-09-26 05:52:25
  Does the destination folder exist? by Sharku2007-09-26 05:45:19
    Yes, I created the folder in nautilus before by purplepineapple2007-09-26 05:48:05
      do you have writing rights on the destination? (n/ (n/t) by madjo2007-09-26 06:29:45
        Yes by purplepineapple2007-09-26 06:31:39
        oh wait by madjo2007-09-26 06:31:12
          YES positive, fat32 (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-09-26 06:32:06
            Is this link helpful? by madjo2007-09-26 07:18:01
  Does the destination folder exist? (n/t) by Talchas2007-09-26 05:41:23
  End your target directory with a / by Qcumber-some2007-09-26 05:41:05
    didn't help (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-09-26 05:45:21
  try adding a final "/" to the destination folder ( (n/t) by tallastro2007-09-26 05:39:52
  Try this... by mpicklesimer12007-09-26 05:39:05
    scp = ? by purplepineapple2007-09-26 05:48:48
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-09-26 05:30:05
Hey , Esteis, Awake yet? :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-09-26 05:07:39
We found a beautiful exemplar of by Qcumber-some2007-09-26 04:45:08
  I've always known it as a "Stink Bug". (n/t) by ChuckAB2007-09-26 04:53:33
    According to en.wiki there are many stink bugs by Qcumber-some2007-09-26 05:05:03
      And they're all called by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 06:43:29
        Ah, so you really do not differentiate them by Qcumber-some2007-09-26 06:59:28
Anyone use/using Adobe Flash Professional CS3? by voxwoman2007-09-26 04:32:46
Well, I'm sure this isn't the first time by voxwoman2007-09-26 04:30:08
  Not exactly new news by y2kdragon2007-09-26 06:02:51
    And of course it all depends on the source... by imperito2007-09-26 06:06:16
Anyone else watch Chuck? by PSYCHOI3OY2007-09-26 04:10:31
  thanks for the tip </Arnold> by voxwoman2007-09-26 09:41:24
  Curious, Was it anything like Jake 2.0? (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 06:49:52
    Never saw Jake 2.0 by PsychoI3oy2007-09-26 07:15:03
      Yep, somewhat similar but a little more by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 07:20:36
        'twas actually on Monday before Heroes by PsychoI3oy2007-09-26 08:58:00
        Now Eureka, thats a great show. (n/t) by Imp2007-09-26 08:38:40
          IMO It is one of the best Sci-Fi shows out right by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 08:44:34
  It was fun. by Didactylos2007-09-26 05:09:48
    Got old while I was watching it... by Imp2007-09-26 08:37:22
  Bonus points for Adam Baldwin and whoever the by PSYCHOI3OY2007-09-26 04:12:39
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-09-26 04:00:04
  The War (PBS) by tallastro2007-09-26 05:36:28
  Game at 10 or 11 CET? by klar_at_work2007-09-26 04:27:57
    Impossible. by Bertram2007-09-26 04:52:37
      Feel free to let us know in here next days by klar_at_work2007-09-26 05:06:25
        I have a funny schedule. by Bertram2007-09-26 06:53:22
        There are the tank guns... by imperito2007-09-26 05:14:18
          Railgun, Battery... by Sharku2007-09-26 05:32:44
          Field Ops call artillery, mortars (n/t) by tallastro2007-09-26 05:27:33
Lunch by oedlan2007-09-26 03:57:27
  /me steals soup (n/t) by shortandsweet2007-09-26 03:59:27
    Nooooooooooo by oedlan2007-09-26 04:00:48
There's a grep for win32! *joy* by stoft2007-09-26 03:43:43
  There's a whole set of unix tools for win32. by subbywan2007-09-26 07:52:36
    So I saw. :-) (n/t) by stoft2007-09-26 09:19:34
Wohoo! Remedy is on iTunes UK! by dodrian2007-09-26 03:43:10
what are the odds of... by jpprater2007-09-26 03:20:00
  *anticipates a painful "Nooooooo....!!"* by roger G. rapid2007-09-26 08:57:33
  The UAC will create problems. by aix tom2007-09-26 04:40:32
    Sorry, I HAD to try this ... by SciSSorS2007-09-26 05:19:41
  Zero! by ideur2007-09-26 03:36:01
    Hasn't Erwin been on Windows machines before? by madjo2007-09-26 03:58:07
      Yup! by ideur2007-09-26 06:00:06
    But any Linux machine can run Windows by Qcumber-some2007-09-26 03:43:17
      Vista is slow enough on *real* hardware... by bwkaz2007-09-26 04:04:24
        Dosbox is a great "slowdown" tool then by madjo2007-09-26 04:06:37
    That's just a matter of a hardware change by PeKaJe2007-09-26 03:38:39
    big G-forces and zero gravity can do strange by inkey2007-09-26 03:37:24
Good night folks. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 02:35:45
Who here likes jazz/funk music? by RoraJoey2007-09-26 02:29:43
  Nobody's rated my stuff on myspace yet by voxwoman2007-09-26 04:26:08
    I think I found your band's profile.. by RoraJoey2007-09-26 05:02:19
      yes you did :) by voxwoman2007-09-26 06:19:34
  Tx. Ill try it at home. ( No access to MySpace fro by klar_at_work2007-09-26 02:48:24
"Downgrade from Vista?" I asked... by Arancaytar2007-09-26 02:02:44
  "Upgrade to XP"? by rhl20002007-09-26 09:52:17
    Touché by Arancaytar2007-09-27 03:35:29
  Windows ME by y2kdragon2007-09-26 06:00:55
  Now I have a suggestion by IByte2007-09-26 02:08:38
    M..illenium ? by SciSSorS2007-09-26 02:35:00
      s/../ü/ by ripley82007-09-26 02:39:02
        The specific wine I pseudolinked by SciSSorS2007-09-26 02:46:45
    Don't even joke about installing that on a machine by RetiQlum22007-09-26 02:17:53
  Windows for Workgroups 3.1.1 by ideur2007-09-26 02:05:21
    It loads really fast! by bluedog9872007-09-26 02:16:31
      But that's cheating, no ? by SciSSorS2007-09-26 02:27:28
      What the heck are you doing with that... by RetiQlum22007-09-26 02:25:12
        Yikes! No! all is safe.......... by bluedog9872007-09-26 03:39:36
        he can't answer that, by inkey2007-09-26 03:36:13
Now, you can see that punchline coming, by IByte2007-09-26 01:58:54
  And it's been so overused... (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-26 03:11:04
romandas is taking his CISSP exam as I type by daswife2007-09-26 01:51:49
  All done by romandas2007-09-26 05:58:43
    Well done :) by roger G. rapid2007-09-26 06:44:09
  Wouldn't that be cheating? by roger G. rapid2007-09-26 05:02:09
    Only if they contain answers :) (n/t) by romandas2007-09-26 05:56:02
invoke ("fitzso") by LilDragon2007-09-26 01:14:30
  Thanks! by fitzso2007-09-26 02:34:03
    Nickel allergy is one of the most nasty ones - by KeineAhnung2007-09-26 03:47:06
      Heh... by imperito2007-09-26 05:18:07
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-09-26 01:00:02
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-09-26 00:57:45
  *makes a pot of tea* by Nea2007-09-26 08:29:34
    Would you spare a gasping worker a cup? by Treehugger2007-09-26 08:32:51
      Of course... by Nea2007-09-26 08:42:28
      {{{treehugger}}} by afterburner2007-09-26 08:38:08
        I am ! *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-09-26 09:56:56
          *glugs down BAS* by afterburner2007-09-26 10:55:52
  Googlenopes by y2kdragon2007-09-26 05:59:30
  *enters in search of GAP* (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-09-26 04:48:09
    *sits w/ "Irrrawaddy" and stares onto lake* by roger G. rapid2007-09-26 05:54:27
      The band... Wus... Showwaddywaddy by Treehugger2007-09-26 06:44:46
        Rrrrr... by roger G. rapid2007-09-26 09:11:58
  Good morning! *gets coffee and scone* by HaX80r2007-09-26 03:45:34
  Hot choc and a croissant plz! by Electric Storm2007-09-26 02:35:57
    *serves hot choc and croissants* by Treehugger2007-09-26 04:06:14
  Good morning! by Dagna2007-09-26 02:23:33
    *serves huge BAS and croissants* by Treehugger2007-09-26 04:05:53
  Good morning *sniff* by Gouda2007-09-26 01:19:33
    *brigns a blanket* by chaotic2007-09-26 02:57:35
  *Hungry* by oedlan2007-09-26 01:11:04
    *serves croissants and BAS* by Treehugger2007-09-26 01:12:39
      *Munch munch* (n/t) by oedlan2007-09-26 01:13:35
  Morning love! by syren2007-09-26 01:05:45
    *serves tea and toast* by Treehugger2007-09-26 01:08:17
      *goes to have a look* by syren2007-09-26 01:08:50
        ooooooooooh! by Treehugger2007-09-26 01:10:19
          Is this about... by madjo2007-09-26 01:46:48
            It is indeed by Treehugger2007-09-26 04:05:17
              I was a shipper for JAG by madjo2007-09-26 06:26:25
  Good morning! by chaotic2007-09-26 01:01:52
    *serves hot choc and hugs* by Treehugger2007-09-26 01:04:17
      *hugs back* by chaotic2007-09-26 02:52:51
  Good morning by vectorz2007-09-26 01:00:58
    *serves GAP and croissant* by Treehugger2007-09-26 01:03:58
What's the best MS OS for an older computer? by Snate2007-09-26 00:46:57
  DOS 6.22 ;-) by lheggland2007-09-26 07:55:41
  Thank You All by Snate2007-09-26 02:01:32
  Win98 for the 300, Win2k for the 500. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 01:53:58
    "amazinly slow" riiiiiight... by Freakazoid2007-09-26 11:19:51
    seconded. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-26 06:51:35
    XP is an option, too. by ripley82007-09-26 02:21:16
  *Votes for Win2K* by BorgKing2007-09-26 01:33:01
  DrDOS? :P (n/t) by inkey2007-09-26 01:32:59
  Let me look at home for a book on Win by klar_at_work2007-09-26 01:25:39
  Xenix :-) (n/t) by archnerd2007-09-26 01:00:46
    *snerk* hahehehehe.... (n/t) by Tyop2007-09-26 01:01:59
  Depends on what you want to use it for. by manxmania2007-09-26 00:54:20
    It would be connecting to the net. by Snate2007-09-26 01:09:04
      98SE then. by DerSarek2007-09-26 01:11:35
        USB isn't that much of a problem by suitably_vague2007-09-26 01:22:10
          old Win+Opera... by roger G. rapid2007-09-26 09:36:56
          Try an old version of Star Office. by klar_at_work2007-09-26 01:24:24
        Hmmm, you say 98SE but manxmania says not if it's by Snate2007-09-26 01:17:42
          Put if behind a NAT router by madjo2007-09-26 01:42:32
            Precisely. Any low budget (20¤/$) router will do. (n/t) by DerSarek2007-09-26 05:14:06
            s/if/it (n/t) by madjo2007-09-26 01:49:28
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02007-09-26 00:36:28
  Around 11 000 meters by aix tom2007-09-26 04:15:27
    botsuana by datolli2007-09-26 06:01:24
      Joke: OJ Simpson never played pro baseball. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 10:47:41
    Lesotho by oedlan2007-09-26 05:58:34
      that would be by datolli2007-09-26 06:16:39
Attn: Sietske by inkey2007-09-26 00:31:44
  Attn: Esteis. by Sharku2007-09-26 02:58:47
    thanks :) slipped my mind :P (n/t) by inkey2007-09-26 03:35:01
      what mind? :P by klar_at_work2007-09-26 04:16:09
        yeah great, haven't seen him browse UF yet for my by inkey2007-09-26 10:55:20
  funny how everyone replies by inkey2007-09-26 01:50:41
    I don't think he's active on the board yet by madjo2007-09-26 01:54:44
      true, but his absence on the board, by inkey2007-09-26 01:56:58
        It's because we are geeks. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 02:08:23
          true :) but then again, by inkey2007-09-26 04:02:31
          s/shound/should/ ? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-09-26 02:44:32
        To accompany you while waiting? by Qcumber-some2007-09-26 02:08:21
          Ow, THANK YOU :) by inkey2007-09-26 04:01:21
  What? No longer in Dutch? :( by klar_at_work2007-09-26 01:27:37
    Now you are mentioning languages... by RetiQlum22007-09-26 01:34:35
      There is nothing wrong with dialects! by ideur2007-09-26 01:56:12
        The accents are different... by RetiQlum22007-09-26 02:11:52
          No. You don't. (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-26 03:39:10
          Yes there is. by klar_at_work2007-09-26 02:46:43
      HEY HEY HEY : Frysian is NOT a Dutch dialect. by klar_at_work2007-09-26 01:43:07
        Americans don't have dialects, by inkey2007-09-26 01:49:25
          American /is/ a speaking/writing disability. :P (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-26 03:11:50
    Fryslan Boppe! (n/t) by inkey2007-09-26 01:32:21
  I assume that you mean that name -k? :) by madjo2007-09-26 00:56:35
  Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor by vectorz2007-09-26 00:35:34
    Operation Overlord started with those words: by BorgKing2007-09-26 01:39:22
      Enjoying the vinyl albums? by klar_at_work2007-09-26 01:44:04
        Ofcourse! (n/t) by BorgKing2007-09-26 02:12:51
Cool! The Reaper works at Canadian Tire by othercomics2007-09-26 00:24:06
  I thougth the DMV was H.O.E. by SouthpawPL2007-09-26 08:52:14
  We want evidence by y2kdragon2007-09-26 05:56:07
    :-) by othercomics2007-09-26 07:59:52
I must agree with Erwin... by Tyop2007-09-26 00:14:09
  Vista is newer by madjo2007-09-26 00:58:28
    NightWind and I went to help someone with Vista. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 01:18:38
      Oh I agree with you by madjo2007-09-26 01:37:38
        Actually, Win2k isn't so bad. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 01:47:30
          Win2k uptimes by ripley82007-09-26 02:32:14
      Am I the only person in the world by quidrick2007-09-26 01:34:35
        No by Skelwar2007-09-26 02:24:19
          No problems here either by Tumppu2007-09-26 02:44:45
            Nor here. by TheCatMan2007-09-26 04:34:34
              The problems that *other people* have with it by sazzer2007-09-26 05:21:46
        Vista, isn't that an acronym for by madjo2007-09-26 01:51:03
          I haven't seen any of those by quidrick2007-09-26 02:13:38
            I haven't either :) by madjo2007-09-26 06:16:16
        Well, you're also one of the only UFies to... by RetiQlum22007-09-26 01:36:41
          BTW: The 2 on the end of my name is ... by RetiQlum22007-09-26 02:15:03
          Not anymore! by quidrick2007-09-26 02:11:17
        From what I've seen: yes (n/t) by Mad Marty2007-09-26 01:35:42
  XP is an older version by chaotic2007-09-26 00:44:35
    ehem! upgrade != update (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-09-26 01:09:04
      What do you want to tell me with that? by chaotic2007-09-26 02:44:02
        if Vista was better yes then it would be downgrade by Karl-Henrik2007-09-26 04:12:04
          I'm not really talking about Vista by chaotic2007-09-26 04:35:37
            what I mean is that by Karl-Henrik2007-09-26 05:43:47
              Now we understand each other by chaotic2007-09-26 06:05:34
                Well I have tried it.. by Karl-Henrik2007-09-26 06:22:02
                  Vista is faster, more secure, MUCH more stable... by Carthax2007-09-26 08:16:39
                    *snerk* marketing hype much? by Freakazoid2007-09-26 11:26:28
                      Wanna time it? (n/t) by Carthax2007-09-26 18:36:52
                    "Applications run about 10% faster" by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 08:23:59
                      There are far more XP probs that cannot be fixed by Carthax2007-09-26 08:42:50
                        I must never have run into them by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:11:01
                          Yes, you are. Extremely so. (n/t) by carthax2007-09-26 09:17:46
                            To my knowledge by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 09:41:08
  If Linux is no option, try Win2000 for speeding up by UnFair2007-09-26 00:36:56
    Linux is indeed an option. Linux FTW! (n/t) by Tyop2007-09-26 01:00:00
  The new service pack for Vista have made it faster by Spisefisken2007-09-26 00:24:18
    mu. I'm disabled, Vista wise... by Tyop2007-09-26 00:26:11
  Windows 98 runs faster than XP by quidrick2007-09-26 00:21:36
    Define "decent hardware" by MatthewDBA2007-09-26 08:25:50
    OK, then, we're down to my last option... :) (n/t) by Tyop2007-09-26 00:27:26
      well, dos 6.0 *is* fast... (n/t) by Klymer2007-09-26 00:39:30
ATTN: Hadji. A quick question for you. by Snate2007-09-26 00:11:20
  I'm trying to remember what happened . . . by hadji2007-09-26 07:34:15
Another pearl, JD. Thanks. It made me smile. (n/t) by Peace_man2007-09-26 00:10:37
  It also explains by merfax2007-09-26 00:12:12
    Ever tried doing a "downgrade"? by clearer2007-09-26 00:16:02
      I tried. by IByte2007-09-26 02:40:00
      Its easy. by Skelwar2007-09-26 01:04:39
      I once had to install O/S2 v2.21. From floppies! by Peace_man2007-09-26 00:28:31
      Not bugged, XP just didn't have a lot of SATA by Arachnid2007-09-26 00:17:34
Translations by Nea2007-09-26 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by madjo2007-09-26 00:54:25
    Door MadJo by madjo2007-09-26 00:54:55
      Heb jij een van SciSSorS' kapotte keyboards... by Sharku2007-09-26 03:03:41
        Argh! by madjo2007-09-26 04:04:27
  German/Deutsch (n/t) by langerjan2007-09-26 00:11:26
    by langerjan by langerjan2007-09-26 00:20:40
      Stammt der Diskussionsbeitrag zum Wikipediaartikel by vertigo-12007-09-26 02:25:31
        Antwort by langerjan2007-09-26 05:33:16
          Nachtrag by langerjan2007-09-26 05:34:44
            War nur weil by vertigo-12007-09-26 06:27:50
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-09-26 00:00:24
  BOINC-wide teams by momofunk2007-09-26 16:13:31
  *grumble* darn patch panel is full. by manxmania2007-09-26 00:33:11
    *oh* yeah... (n/t) by Didactylos2007-09-26 05:11:40
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-09-26 00:00:04
  2.33 percent; the 3 is repeating of course. (n/t) by todAnthony2007-09-26 21:12:02
  You mean a scale of 10 to 1. by ihope1272007-09-26 18:08:09
    Also, I'm 90. by ihope1272007-09-26 18:11:25
  I'm i. duh (n/t) by shadowboy8132007-09-26 17:07:39
  A suffusion of yellow by basher202007-09-26 09:19:43
  Pi, of course by ayteebee2007-09-26 09:14:20
  Huh, not much of a range by ayteebee2007-09-26 09:12:30
    Bertram had a better idea. by undrcvrparothed2007-09-26 09:54:07
  4.6X10^5 by SouthpawPL2007-09-26 08:50:01
  1.0e-12 (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-09-26 07:25:55
  √-1 by Hieraco2007-09-26 06:36:08
    Outside of range (N/T) by ayteebee2007-09-26 09:06:40
      Hang on, most of them are... (N/T) by ayteebee2007-09-26 09:07:19
  Error: Base not specified. (n/t) by NuclearWinter2007-09-26 06:33:15
  I am not a number by y2kdragon2007-09-26 05:54:06
    Iron Maiden! Excellent! by datolli2007-09-26 06:03:13
      WTFO? by y2kdragon2007-09-26 06:07:04
        didn't know that (n/t) by datolli2007-09-27 03:37:09
  Obviously, an irrational number. by JillSwift2007-09-26 05:51:17
  Both. n/t by roger G. rapid2007-09-26 05:17:50
  1 to 10? 0x10. (n/t) by Bertram2007-09-26 04:56:27
  850 * 77,1 by Fuxi2007-09-26 04:14:15
    I tried looking up several others by Spisefisken2007-09-26 05:40:39
      Mr Gates is about to produce a patch... by Fuxi2007-09-26 07:21:43
  not out of 10- it should be 9. then I'd be 7/9 by shortandsweet2007-09-26 03:59:00
  Still too damn heavy! (n/t) by shortandsweet2007-09-26 03:54:52
  (e^pi-i)+8 (n/t) by HaX80r2007-09-26 03:46:48
    7 - i then? (n/t) by shadowboy8132007-09-26 17:09:07
      e^pi is not -1. (n/t) by ihope1272007-09-26 18:07:28
  That dodgy-looking stain from the experimentor's by Esteis2007-09-26 02:54:32
  Yes. (n/t) by Tumppu2007-09-26 02:46:39
  The tick marks. (n/t) by IByte2007-09-26 02:02:32
  Which base? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-09-26 01:29:02
  1 + 9i. by RoraJoey2007-09-26 01:16:45
    Nine parts irrational with one part real? by RetiQlum22007-09-26 01:25:14
      I may be irrational, but in this case the i stands by RoraJoey2007-09-26 01:47:55
        D'Oh! It's been a while since math class. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-09-26 02:20:51
  8 - I'm good. Not great. Good. (n/t) by DerSarek2007-09-26 01:15:03
  at the moment I feel like -10 (n/t) by madjo2007-09-26 00:51:18
  11 Baby! by RetiQlum22007-09-26 00:34:05
    Mine goes up to 2. by pas512007-09-26 04:35:33
    Why don't you.... by Gouda2007-09-26 01:15:11
      Because 11 is louder than 10. by RetiQlum22007-09-26 01:22:44
        Well... by Gouda2007-09-26 02:18:23
  10 by vectorz2007-09-26 00:32:29
  About 6. by syren2007-09-26 00:29:46
    6 what? by Spisefisken2007-09-26 01:24:14
  a binary 1 0 (n/t) by langerjan2007-09-26 00:24:22
  "one at a time!" (n/t) by rockAteer2007-09-26 00:21:42
  Orange (n/t) by othercomics2007-09-26 00:16:49
  Inscrutable (n/t) by fudje2007-09-26 00:14:29
  The fulcrum. (n/t) by firehawk2007-09-26 00:14:10
  pi (n/t) by Klymer2007-09-26 00:13:16
    pi*pi (n/t) by pas512007-09-26 00:14:26
      hej pipi langstrumpf, tralali tralala tralahopsass by Klymer2007-09-26 00:38:49
  9,5 by Beorn_dk2007-09-26 00:12:18
  Fells like 3 or 4 right now. by clearer2007-09-26 00:11:07
  Elven (n/t) by afterburner2007-09-26 00:09:49
  indifferent! (n/t) by Tyop2007-09-26 00:09:20
  Scales only go up to 10? by Arachnid2007-09-26 00:08:09
    Not if the 10 is 10 tons. (n/t) by firehawk2007-09-26 00:13:48
  1 to 10 what? by Spisefisken2007-09-26 00:07:37
  I would say 6.9 by oedlan2007-09-26 00:03:29
  42 (n/t) by ideur2007-09-26 00:01:18
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-09-26 00:00:02
  TheGreenLanternmumbledattheballinthetrainingcourse by FST7772007-09-26 00:01:05
  TheGreenLanternmumbledattheballinthetrainingcourse by ideur2007-09-26 00:00:56
    Bright neon lantern green in Opera, d'oh. (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-09-26 05:06:38

 

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