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Cartoon for Sep 13, 2007
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Grogs are good :) by Klaranth2007-09-13 23:01:31
  Echinagard saved me, "fought it back" (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-09-13 23:32:56
  cola, paracetamol and blankets did it for me. by Tyop2007-09-13 23:25:32
  Avast! Ye'll not be drinking on my deck ye lubber! (n/t) by manxmania2007-09-13 23:08:19
    Unless I can tuck me in with a blanket of stars .. by Klaranth2007-09-13 23:15:55
Grr, I want a bike... by amp_man2007-09-13 22:52:13
  I don't by fitzso2007-09-13 23:31:25
ATTN: Garrinka by hadji2007-09-13 22:36:35
  hehe :) replied ans responded kinda :S :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:40:50
18 years ago my son was born. by kreepykrawly2007-09-13 22:28:12
  wish him happy bday for me :) by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:31:54
Opinions on cover letter, please! by DrDeisel2007-09-13 22:26:32
  Looks good... by Karl-Henrik2007-09-13 23:09:48
  s/xxxx:/xxxx, by Klaranth2007-09-13 22:46:32
  So far, I've removed the word "more" from by DrDeisel2007-09-13 22:34:42
    Ah, to heck with it! Goodnight, all! (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-09-13 22:41:02
Invoke UFicle by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:26:02
Server updates are done! by hadji2007-09-13 22:20:01
*wishes he had a parabolic reflector dish* by MrTrick2007-09-13 22:19:13
  I'd make it look like it was part of the headboard (n/t) by Nightwind2007-09-14 05:21:58
  You read too much xkcd (n/t) by Tyop2007-09-13 23:33:44
  Migt have one if you are in North Sweden by Karl-Henrik2007-09-13 23:11:24
  What is that? A parabolic reflector dish with by hadji2007-09-13 22:22:10
  (There's anything wrong with being aberrant) (n/t) by MrTrick2007-09-13 22:19:53
    If you ask me, by hadji2007-09-13 22:22:48
      Gah! by MrTrick2007-09-13 22:35:53
My 10 month old son... by leejam2007-09-13 22:15:55
  just gotta teach him not to *change channels* in by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:22:31
    As long as he doesn't, uh, by RoraJoey2007-09-13 22:36:02
      Let's play TV by Hieraco2007-09-14 07:02:46
      heh heh heh (n/t) by leejam2007-09-13 22:39:28
We can't afford to be innocent by hadji2007-09-13 22:08:13
  Good song, that. by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:11:29
    the legend of Billie Jean ... geeez :) by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:12:44
      Okay, here's another one for you. by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:13:16
        I remember the woman who does Lisa Simpson's voice by hadji2007-09-13 22:16:43
          *sage nod* by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:18:53
        Helen Slater .. next ! :) by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:16:30
          I don't recall Helen Slater's film career.. by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:19:37
Geeky definition of torture: by fitzso2007-09-13 22:01:18
  Easy fix, jam pencil in fan by kreepykrawly2007-09-13 22:05:51
Heh. The look on my co-worker's face... by NemoHac2007-09-13 21:46:21
  Why not use the hiss AS your ringtone? :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-09-13 21:53:30
    Can't add ringtones (Cisco IP Phone, 7940 series) by NemoHac2007-09-13 21:56:52
Happy birthday to me? by undrcvrparothed2007-09-13 21:43:01
  Pfft. by AlanTwo2007-09-13 21:58:10
  happy b-day ya puppy! woof woof :) by Garrinka2007-09-13 21:44:27
    Complaining? Me? by undrcvrparothed2007-09-13 21:49:45
      *sprays water cannon at undr* ;) by Garrinka2007-09-13 21:51:49
        It's Friday here too... by undrcvrparothed2007-09-13 22:12:12
          *sprays very cold water on you* by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:14:25
            Probably for the best. by undrcvrparothed2007-09-13 22:16:08
              Yes, yes it would. by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:20:11
                Thanks, I needed that. by undrcvrparothed2007-09-13 22:22:41
                  too bad I'm on a diet :P or "should" be :P by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:25:02
                    *goes to get a towel to dry himself off* by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:27:19
                      At least she got the pudding off. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-09-13 22:54:12
                        True, but... by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:58:38
                          Understandably so. by undrcvrparothed2007-09-13 23:26:37
                            Did that in August. by AlanTwo2007-09-13 23:34:31
                  *blinks* by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:23:53
                    There's gotta be a UFie dairy farmer around... (n/ (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-09-13 22:26:24
          aype .. but I thought.. ummm nevermind ;) by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:13:56
        It's Friday here :) ! :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-09-13 21:54:18
          you asked for it ;) douses Klar with water cannon by Garrinka2007-09-13 21:58:28
            Heh, Yesterday I was having some sort of by Klaranth2007-09-13 22:01:55
              *facepalm* by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:12:44
                So is *it* that long ? ;) by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:14:44
                  Wouldn't *you* like to know? ;) (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:15:19
                    anope .. your taken :) by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:19:08
                      *jumps in* by undrcvrparothed2007-09-13 22:23:39
                        hmmm ;) but of course hon :) by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:26:34
                          Just a bit ;) (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-09-13 22:43:02
                            well you know how to get ahold of me ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:47:09
                              Indeed I do. by undrcvrparothed2007-09-13 22:53:16
                                join the club hon :) by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:55:23
                                Sleep - it keeps me sane... by undrcvrparothed2007-09-13 22:56:23
                          All that needs to be done now, is a diary change by Klaranth2007-09-13 22:28:18
                            in reference to what hon? :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:30:11
                              undrcvrparothed 's still says he is 25 ... by Klaranth2007-09-13 22:31:17
                                Not anymore (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-09-13 22:42:42
                      You could always ask someone else. by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:20:56
(Awed geeky drooling noise) I waaaaant onnnne.... by shadowsystems2007-09-13 21:35:10
  I bet that's km/h not MPH (n/t) by cuboci2007-09-13 22:09:55
  By fighter jet, you mean ICBM? by raptor_872007-09-13 22:09:32
  meh... the Front looks OK, but the back end is by Dire_Lobo2007-09-13 21:52:36
  where did you get those specs? by amp_man2007-09-13 21:44:44
"Darn" by othercomics2007-09-13 21:23:29
SOTM: Muse - Apocalypse Please by sgrunt2007-09-13 21:14:14
Vine recommendations by MrTrick2007-09-13 21:09:39
  partial to honeysuckle myself ;) by Garrinka2007-09-13 21:43:01
  Venus fly traps? by shadowsystems2007-09-13 21:39:38
  Go for passionflower....They are soo pretty! (n/t) by kiwifruit2007-09-13 21:23:57
    Go with her idea! by shadowsystems2007-09-13 21:41:13
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-09-13 21:00:03
WEIRD printing issue by Carthax2007-09-13 20:40:29
  Powercycling the printer seems to have done it. (n (n/t) by Carthax2007-09-13 20:42:30
Be afraid be Very afraid by XndeX2007-09-13 20:32:01
  ehw. vista, ehwehwehw by Freakazoid2007-09-13 20:48:38
    Yeah I know by XndeX2007-09-13 21:03:06
  Think of XP as an by hadji2007-09-13 20:33:01
    Vista even likes my Zen player by XndeX2007-09-13 20:37:46
      I ran DOS 6.22 until I had to get win98 by lheggland2007-09-13 21:08:29
        Yep, I'm pretty satisfied with X_Pee, too. (n/t) by run.dll2007-09-13 21:36:48
hey hadji found you a girlfriend ;) by Garrinka2007-09-13 20:24:25
  Hadji likes redheads? I have natural red by lab rat2007-09-13 21:04:51
    I'm also quite partial to long hair after by hadji2007-09-13 21:33:25
      *nods in agreement* by AlanTwo2007-09-13 21:37:36
        Not what I meant, but to each his own. :-) (n/t) by hadji2007-09-13 21:39:16
          o.O ? (n/t) by Snate2007-09-13 21:46:58
            Nevermind, I think I get it. (n/t) by Snate2007-09-13 21:50:55
              So, imagine a long-haired woman kneeling on an by hadji2007-09-13 21:56:08
                D4 you. by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:16:49
                hmmm *thinks long thoughts* ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:02:15
                That's more Fridayish than what I was thinking. (n (n/t) by Snate2007-09-13 21:58:07
              well *I* don't :P :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-13 21:53:50
                Long hair can be a nice way to be intimate in a by Snate2007-09-13 21:57:08
                  I tried that once. by hadji2007-09-13 22:02:22
                    Didn't do it right? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:17:29
                      Apparently not. (n/t) by hadji2007-09-13 22:17:56
                        Gotta be gentle with long hair. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:21:51
                          Well yeah. It wasn't for lack of trying. (n/t) by hadji2007-09-13 22:23:37
                            tip for the guys.. gentle pressure at the top of by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:29:22
                              *nods* by AlanTwo2007-09-13 22:32:29
                              Tried it the first way, to keep pressure off by hadji2007-09-13 22:31:33
                                was just a tip for future reference :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:35:21
                                Tell you what . . . by hadji2007-09-13 22:40:40
                                *blushes* and no comment .. yet :) by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:42:18
                  It's always nice when somebody plays with my hair. by NemoHac2007-09-13 22:00:25
    *Buys a plane ticket.* (n/t) by hadji2007-09-13 21:29:54
      *blushes* (n/t) by lab rat2007-09-13 21:43:54
      better be back for Ufie meet .. by Garrinka2007-09-13 21:37:29
        I'll help you with your plotting. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-13 21:38:25
          When you're done, can I borrow your plotter? by Dire_Lobo2007-09-13 21:54:23
            Harry Potter. where where ? ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-13 22:04:51
    Seems hadji and I have something in common by AlanTwo2007-09-13 21:08:28
      hey you check email :P *poke poke* (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-13 21:09:16
    you didn't know that girlfriend? ;) by Garrinka2007-09-13 21:08:24
      You have nothing to worry about. by lab rat2007-09-13 21:18:24
        We'll build a snow fort in your honor. :-) by hadji2007-09-13 21:35:21
          winter Calvin-ball! ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-13 21:36:01
  *wibble* by hadji2007-09-13 20:27:10
    what? probably see her again.. :) by Garrinka2007-09-13 20:28:25
      I was going to ask you, anyway, by hadji2007-09-13 20:29:35
        pretty much open .. what's up? :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-13 20:30:13
          You requested my assistance. (n/t) by hadji2007-09-13 20:30:35
            ahh kk :) want to email me or ? :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-09-13 20:32:17
              No, I just wanted to tease you like you teased me. by hadji2007-09-13 20:34:36
                hey if you come out my way ... :) by Garrinka2007-09-13 20:35:58
Right, bedtime. by themadkansan2007-09-13 20:00:06
Wow, that's weird. Helicopters flyin' around by lab rat2007-09-13 19:57:47
  Bah, we get that all the time by intrinsic2007-09-13 20:16:23
  Manhunt? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-13 19:59:32
Happy رمضان folks by Hieraco2007-09-13 19:57:01
  Ramadan and Rosh Hashana (sp) by joecrouse2007-09-13 20:48:05
  Ramadan Kareem. by RoraJoey2007-09-13 20:11:56
    Or Ramadan Mubarak. (n/t) by Nath32007-09-13 21:19:58
Duh! idioticpineapple by purplepineapple2007-09-13 19:44:18
  Yup, me too. by MrTrick2007-09-13 20:03:20
  Guilty. by Phoon2007-09-13 19:48:24
    Even more fun: by themadkansan2007-09-13 19:56:18
      Guilty there too, sorta. by Phoon2007-09-13 19:59:41
        I gots a coupla internal PCI modems around here. by themadkansan2007-09-13 20:04:35
        *scrounges for a replacement modem* by AlanTwo2007-09-13 20:01:57
          I have another modem that a UFie sent me, by Phoon2007-09-13 20:08:00
            Think you could give it another shot? by AlanTwo2007-09-13 20:10:19
              Afraid not. by Phoon2007-09-13 20:12:22
    Yup... by purplepineapple2007-09-13 19:53:53
Serving deaf people is hard... by jiteo2007-09-13 19:35:36
  Been there by Divide By Zero2007-09-13 20:19:52
  Actually, that was a very good thing of you. =) by shadowsystems2007-09-13 19:54:23
On Saturday, I have to try to clean my niece's PC by radiowave9112007-09-13 19:08:13
  err... use ubcd4win, it's got more stuff on it by Freakazoid2007-09-13 19:21:27
    That's one big file! Downloading now :) by radiowave9112007-09-13 19:47:24
  Back in a bit. Off to boot & test my Bart CD! (n/ (n/t) by radiowave9112007-09-13 19:14:25
  Fresh coffee?? (n/t) by lab rat2007-09-13 19:10:29
    Can't stand the taste, plus the caffeine makes by radiowave9112007-09-13 19:13:43
      I like the weird things it dose to my heart by Hieraco2007-09-13 19:50:33
  Back up linux partition (-= by joecrouse2007-09-13 19:10:23
    That's not a half bad idea. by radiowave9112007-09-13 19:12:33
Mmmm, REAL Macaroni'n'Cheese... by lab rat2007-09-13 18:59:52
  I liked the mac & cheese episode of Good Eats. (n/ (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-09-13 21:27:36
  Got Recipe? (n/t) by Snate2007-09-13 19:54:39
    I tend to eyeball stuff. I'll post in the cookbook by lab rat2007-09-13 19:59:47
      Thanks :-) by Snate2007-09-13 20:04:51
  Bah! And I'm already hungry... (n/t) by Divide By Zero2007-09-13 19:15:54
A chunk of some of the best lyrics written by Kickstart2007-09-13 18:55:08
  Lie la lie... by Divide By Zero2007-09-13 19:09:50
So, I want to run a website. by ihope1272007-09-13 18:19:49
  Depending on what you expect for traffic... by Stuka2007-09-13 18:29:01
  You'll need a major by subbywan2007-09-13 18:23:03
    I thought minors were allowed to enter into by ihope1272007-09-13 18:36:18
      depends on the contract. Hence the "technically" by subbywan2007-09-13 18:38:27
        But IIRC when I got my drivers license at 15 by lab rat2007-09-13 19:05:39
    Is it still a contract if no money changes hands? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-09-13 18:29:22
      yes. (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-13 18:30:55
    some ISPs let you run a server from home by jaqie2007-09-13 18:29:04
      me likes WAMP (XAMPP is good too) by poopyhead2007-09-13 18:40:29
        I use it in my testing/dev environment by lab rat2007-09-13 19:01:38
      Doesn't matter. by subbywan2007-09-13 18:31:31
        ^^What he said. (n/t) by lab rat2007-09-13 18:49:47
GRAAAAAH *stab* *stab* *stab* by Phoon2007-09-13 18:19:12
  Just hope there are no cameras at the intersection by lab rat2007-09-13 18:53:56
  Question. by AlanTwo2007-09-13 18:44:45
  Do you intend on taking this to court? (n/t) by ihope1272007-09-13 18:28:47
    I don't know yet. by Phoon2007-09-13 18:32:26
      if you pay the fine, you admit guilt anyway by subbywan2007-09-13 18:46:12
        Florida allows you to attend traffic school. by Phoon2007-09-13 18:49:42
          Point system is wacky. I liked the Louisiana syste by lab rat2007-09-13 19:26:52
          ahh, ok (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-13 18:51:49
      Well, you might as well at least tell them you're by ihope1272007-09-13 18:39:54
All righty. by hadji2007-09-13 18:01:27
  No sound here at w*rk, but... by AlanTwo2007-09-13 18:14:20
    What's good for the goose is good for the gander. by themadkansan2007-09-13 18:27:39
      Gee that makes things better. ;P by jdelphiki2007-09-13 21:06:35
      Petraeus's political affiliation doesn't really by hadji2007-09-13 18:41:04
        *snrk* by themadkansan2007-09-13 18:43:49
          President = Commander-in-Chief by AlanTwo2007-09-13 18:51:20
            Your half-right. by lheggland2007-09-13 20:56:55
            How come all the dissenting generals aren't in by themadkansan2007-09-13 18:53:14
              looks bad politically by subbywan2007-09-13 18:54:18
                *bows to subbywan* by AlanTwo2007-09-13 18:55:21
              Name one. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-13 18:53:35
                Sry, had to go back and read. by themadkansan2007-09-13 19:01:14
                  As you've figured out, retired generals are by hadji2007-09-13 19:05:22
                    *nods in agreement* by AlanTwo2007-09-13 19:16:16
      Eh, the Democrats may have landed a kidney punch by Phoon2007-09-13 18:29:41
    Pointing out falsehoods isn't a character attack. by Phoon2007-09-13 18:27:28
      I had no idea his name was really Betrayus by DesertRat662007-09-13 19:16:20
        And "Hitlary" is better? Or "Barack Osama"? by Phoon2007-09-13 19:24:03
          Ever see those in an ad in the NY Times? by DesertRat662007-09-13 19:34:33
            I didn't say I agreed with it. by Phoon2007-09-13 19:45:15
              Didn't say you didn't either by DesertRat662007-09-13 19:55:15
          Oh, and by the way... by Phoon2007-09-13 19:34:14
            That's the best you can do? by DesertRat662007-09-13 20:18:33
      That was before my time. by AlanTwo2007-09-13 18:38:05
        2000 is before your time? (n/t) by Phoon2007-09-13 18:44:14
          If you're trying to make an ad hom attack... by AlanTwo2007-09-13 18:52:05
            BTW, Phoon... by AlanTwo2007-09-13 19:07:56
              Actually, that is the major difference between now by poopyhead2007-09-13 19:26:59
              Ignorance annoys me as well. Not all of us were by lab rat2007-09-13 19:18:56
                My dad volunteered. by Phoon2007-09-13 19:27:23
                  You're right. The Democrat Party betrayed them (n (n/t) by lab rat2007-09-13 19:32:00
                    I didn't know Nixon was a democrat! ;-P by Dire_Lobo2007-09-13 19:41:14
                      That's just it, though, isn't it? by AlanTwo2007-09-13 19:42:52
                    Like the Republican party is now. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-09-13 19:34:08
              I never said that they didn't fight. by Phoon2007-09-13 19:12:01
                Advice: This subthread is becoming by hadji2007-09-13 19:15:01
                  I'll stop defending myself when he stops the by Phoon2007-09-13 19:16:14
                    Then you're as bad as he, and both risk by subbywan2007-09-13 19:17:10
            Just pointing out how recent it was. (n/t) by Phoon2007-09-13 19:03:42
  If you're receptive to boring sales pitches by thread_killer2007-09-13 18:10:15
  Is that what you use to hold sales together? (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-09-13 18:07:22
    No, just to keep sales from leaking. (n/t) by thread_killer2007-09-13 18:09:36
      Yeah, especially when they're soupy. (n/t) by hadji2007-09-13 18:10:36
  > pitch sales (n/t) by sgrunt2007-09-13 18:02:08
Blood Batteries?!? by Snate2007-09-13 17:47:21
  Hmmm, as often as I damage myself.... (n/t) by lab rat2007-09-13 19:02:51
  Ten years ago by thread_killer2007-09-13 17:54:53
    next: use idea to power nano-tech med-bots. by inittab2007-09-13 19:25:58
Well this could be interesting. by Freakazoid2007-09-13 17:43:37
From the homework: by toysbfun2007-09-13 17:33:14
  Yes. by hadji2007-09-13 17:45:07
    Can also be broken by those who know the by poopyhead2007-09-13 19:08:57
      Those would fall in the category of people who by hadji2007-09-13 19:12:05
    Ooo. May I steal that? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-09-13 17:49:02
      Sure. :-) (n/t) by hadji2007-09-13 17:49:30
  What, exactly, is the theory of evolution? (n/t) by ihope1272007-09-13 17:41:49
    It's the human-understandable explanation... by werehatrack2007-09-13 18:13:19
    Apes got smart, with their collective intelligence by hadji2007-09-13 17:48:44
  Christian school? (n/t) by Esteis2007-09-13 17:34:21
    State university. by toysbfun2007-09-13 17:38:33
      What's the expected answer? "No", right? by Esteis2007-09-13 17:42:07
        I assume so. by toysbfun2007-09-13 17:45:13
        *Makes like an out and goes to bed* (n/t) by Esteis2007-09-13 17:42:55
          "And we're off like a prom dress!" (n/t) by Phoon2007-09-13 19:54:03
help with tab delimited files in OO? by unjust2007-09-13 17:29:10
  sed -e 's/\t/, /g' < file.tsv > file.csv ? by Esteis2007-09-13 17:33:44
    doesnt' seem happy. turns out though... by unjust2007-09-13 17:37:56
ATTN: Cluttersquad. by raptor_872007-09-13 17:12:01
Neat Optical Illusions by Snate2007-09-13 17:06:28
Insane Tetris Playing by Snate2007-09-13 16:49:45
  what a concept by Nightwind2007-09-14 06:27:41
  ...wow. by arktus2007-09-13 17:33:17
  The force is strong with this one. by run.dll2007-09-13 17:13:43
  *head asplodes* (n/t) by williamashbless2007-09-13 16:57:21
Yayyyyyy!!!!! We found it!!! by jpprater2007-09-13 16:43:22
  Cool. Looks like a good book. (n/t) by Silverfire2007-09-13 20:22:02
Apple 160GB iPod Classic Video - Black by run.dll2007-09-13 16:36:44
  Love that song by aeolus2007-09-13 17:41:14
    *steals apostrophe* by Freakazoid2007-09-13 17:59:32
New rant in my diary for anyone who's interested by fitzso2007-09-13 16:12:45
Any UFies near Arlington, TX? by Phoon2007-09-13 15:48:01
  On a cosmological scale, all of us! (n/t) by hadji2007-09-13 16:21:15
    Yes, because we are all perched precariously by run.dll2007-09-13 17:17:04
      Mmmmmmm . . . . turtles. :-9 by hadji2007-09-13 17:26:42
  merlin, classic_jon, SnArL by Stuka2007-09-13 15:49:43
    AFAIK, I'll be carless... by Phoon2007-09-13 15:52:32
Official announcment: Chicago Ufie meet! Oct 6th by Garrinka2007-09-13 15:44:11
Attn: SQLRat by Garrinka2007-09-13 15:36:35
Just saw a show on ESPN2 called Gears. by crankshaft-jr2007-09-13 15:35:10
Invoke: Scale modellers of UFie land... by mekkanik_mike2007-09-13 15:32:58
  Scale Rockets here (and other flying models) by Hieraco2007-09-13 19:42:40
  What kind of paints acrylic or enamel by joecrouse2007-09-13 17:03:04
    What kind of models? by joecrouse2007-09-13 17:07:22
  A set of tiny files in various shapes by voxwoman2007-09-13 16:52:31
  First thing to do is to get some good reference by othercomics2007-09-13 15:35:22
    arrrrr!!!! very funny dat... :) by mekkanik_mike2007-09-13 15:39:18
    I LOL'd a little (n/t) by freon2007-09-13 15:38:40
Trying to figure out how much drywall i need by Glytch782007-09-13 15:27:57
  Yes that sounds right. by joecrouse2007-09-13 17:09:17
  Thanks everyone. by Glytch782007-09-13 16:08:11
  Just a reminder, if your hanging drywall by fr8lnr2007-09-13 15:56:51
    Meh depends on the lengths of drywall by joecrouse2007-09-13 17:14:14
  sounds right to me! by amp_man2007-09-13 15:47:00
    Better way. (note I used to do this as a living) by joecrouse2007-09-13 17:13:15
  91' (linear) /4' (sheet width) = 22.75 (23) by wibble2007-09-13 15:40:55
    Drywall sheets comes in pairs, so 24 or 26. (n/t) by kahuana2007-09-13 16:04:23
  20 sheets, plus some extra by othercomics2007-09-13 15:33:08
  Tell the people at the hardware store what you are by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 15:30:39
    Deffently! by Glytch782007-09-13 15:32:13
Let's do this again. 0000 0123 0231 0312 1032 1111 by ihope1272007-09-13 15:25:57
  looks like RS Code <n/t> by busfault2007-09-13 18:23:17
    Bingo. by ihope1272007-09-13 18:50:11
  S{0,1,2,3} (S)C(4) ? by freon2007-09-13 15:36:54
    in that case, by Nessalc2007-09-13 15:58:35
      Here, have a hint. by ihope1272007-09-13 17:40:12
        error correction by busfault2007-09-13 18:39:46
Ok I've heart of honesty in advertising by Rogue19712007-09-13 15:21:25
  One I saw on television: by ChuckAB2007-09-13 17:22:57
  Probably the same guy... by Phoon2007-09-13 15:27:11
GAH! *bang* *soft whirr* by BorgKing2007-09-13 15:19:59
OH!!! LOOK!!!!! by Rogue19712007-09-13 14:56:50
  Thanks for the reminder, I'd missed it. (n/t) by AndyA2007-09-13 15:04:31
More pooch plunge pics! by lab rat2007-09-13 14:33:31
  LOL@wiener dog. :) by themadkansan2007-09-13 15:59:28
    He was very cute... (n/t) by lab rat2007-09-13 17:21:50
  awww harlequin Dane :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 14:37:57
"Hadji's bucket of water" by run.dll2007-09-13 14:29:55
  Help?!?!? You ruined it!! by hadji2007-09-13 14:34:37
    Oh darn. by run.dll2007-09-13 15:09:11
      But then by werehatrack2007-09-13 15:17:49
        I just want to know how fast the light goes by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 15:20:54
*Sets a bucket of water precariously by hadji2007-09-13 14:25:00
  *comes in the side door... by williamashbless2007-09-13 14:26:41
    Jello! How are joo? (n/t) by hadji2007-09-13 14:33:11
  *trips the trap* by esbita2007-09-13 14:26:39
    *Traps the trip* ;o) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 14:27:38
DR66 You have mail. (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 14:21:28
  Did you hear the one about the Irish girl by run.dll2007-09-13 14:32:36
    So, that means I could double my odds? (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 14:33:39
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-09-13 15:15:15
  Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2007-09-13 15:15:28
  Mods, IE got post happy... *grumble* (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 14:21:54
    Firefox ftw!!! by AlanTwo2007-09-13 15:28:22
      Stuck with IE at work :( (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 15:32:35
        Talk to your sysadmin(s) by AlanTwo2007-09-13 18:01:21
An Ethical/Moral Quandary. by carthax2007-09-13 14:03:52
  Do you get a rebate if they don't do the work? by othercomics2007-09-13 14:36:42
    If they don't put it in, I won't owe them anything by carthax2007-09-13 14:40:00
  Cancel. by werehatrack2007-09-13 14:11:22
Bah! Honda and their tuning competitions. by theanomaly2007-09-13 13:47:31
  You can fit in a Honda? by Hieraco2007-09-13 19:33:35
  its easier to do an engine swap on a Fit. by joecrouse2007-09-13 19:07:04
  Hmmmmm by fitzso2007-09-13 15:02:13
    *snrk!* by themadkansan2007-09-13 17:15:38
      Well the exhaust is non-standard by fitzso2007-09-13 23:34:14
  And I thought this would be about idiots by kahuana2007-09-13 14:06:14
  um by dals_rule2007-09-13 13:57:32
    Not always. by shadowboy8132007-09-13 14:43:31
    I know :) by theanomaly2007-09-13 14:06:23
      Hehe by DesertRat662007-09-13 14:13:56
        Yeah, right. Mr. "always-broke-gee-look-i-just- by SouthpawPL2007-09-13 14:52:27
          Camaro is an F-Body by DesertRat662007-09-13 14:55:17
        Just put a 409 big block in it with a 6-pack by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 14:19:56
    It wouldn't "fit" anymore? *rimshot* by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 14:03:26
      Ahh, just looked it up, yep a turbo by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 14:09:27
      That'd be my guess. by theanomaly2007-09-13 14:07:26
        If you wnat more Horsies I would say do the by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 14:26:44
ok... gravity pods... lvl 18.. i need a hint (n/t) by unjust2007-09-13 13:39:44
  Remind me of the level. (n/t) by arktus2007-09-13 14:08:31
    2 pods to place, one in place. narrow gap by unjust2007-09-13 14:20:19
      I did something like this... by Sterling_Ag2007-09-13 14:34:13
        I used a different method: by AndyA2007-09-13 15:08:16
        whoot. ended up needign only 1 pod. (n/t) by unjust2007-09-13 14:54:45
        i've been trying that i'll keep at it. (n/t) by unjust2007-09-13 14:36:26
        Yeah, that's what I just did. (n/t) by arktus2007-09-13 14:36:23
      IIRC... by imperito2007-09-13 14:32:26
      That... doesn't help. by arktus2007-09-13 14:31:58
M$ knows best! Updates files behind back! by abaron2007-09-13 13:38:32
  In other words... by werehatrack2007-09-13 13:41:03
    Sure there is. by themadkansan2007-09-13 15:16:23
      Oh, Those Rat-Bastidges. by themadkansan2007-09-13 15:29:36
        Dunno about listening, but I'd guess that's from by bwkaz2007-09-13 18:54:15
          I have not been to WU site or used IE by themadkansan2007-09-13 19:28:38
        huh, I don't see anything like that. by Freakazoid2007-09-13 16:21:54
          Where are you looking? (n/t) by themadkansan2007-09-13 17:10:11
            checked Event Viewer by Freakazoid2007-09-13 18:04:12
              Would have been in System log. by themadkansan2007-09-13 18:11:58
                nope by Freakazoid2007-09-13 19:04:23
    Wait till the decide that WGA isn't... by abaron2007-09-13 13:43:22
      Welcome to the club... by shadowsystems2007-09-13 18:36:32
Why I Loathe V5. by werehatrack2007-09-13 13:31:21
  And that is the reason... by andrimner2007-09-13 14:28:21
  "V5"? (n/t) by Freakazoid2007-09-13 14:19:50
    Microsoft V5, the "operating system". (n/t) by werehatrack2007-09-13 14:22:50
      what, win 2000? by Freakazoid2007-09-13 14:26:38
        Are you a clerk at the V5 store? :D by Egaeus2007-09-13 14:28:47
          Oh, I get it now. (n/t) by arktus2007-09-13 15:08:55
  A shop full of "Eddie the shipboard computers"! (n/t) by kahuana2007-09-13 14:04:46
  You know, there's a V8 out now ... Upgrade! (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-13 13:34:36
    No Bluetooth headset here. by werehatrack2007-09-13 13:35:57
Help I'm being distracted/plunged into awkwardness by kyrasantae2007-09-13 13:23:50
  If you can, ask her to remove her hoodie, by postaljohn2007-09-13 14:40:37
    Nah, was just a small distraction by kyrasantae2007-09-13 15:02:40
      It might have been REALLY distracting if by RoraJoey2007-09-13 16:56:12
  Is this a... by SQLRat2007-09-13 14:12:32
    No assigned seating by kyrasantae2007-09-13 15:03:11
vsftpd login trouble by Qcumber-some2007-09-13 13:06:34
  Did you check the "/etc/vsftpd.conf" files? by ideur2007-09-13 14:27:56
  Forgot something by Qcumber-some2007-09-13 13:24:23
Question for UFies re: Airport Security/Cameras by jayfarm2007-09-13 12:59:15
  I had a digital camera that also had a by RoraJoey2007-09-13 16:58:10
  "How did you get through security check?" by datolli2007-09-13 15:31:46
  January. 2002. by RetiQlum22007-09-13 15:02:59
  I would sau still.....and the story.... by andrimner2007-09-13 14:44:33
  Not funny but interesting. by aix tom2007-09-13 14:24:26
  Are you at the one with the BIG glass by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 14:17:01
  both. (n/t) by unjust2007-09-13 13:27:57
  Wifi is free in Charlotte now? by thread_killer2007-09-13 13:13:24
  I did not have to pull out my digital SLR by abaron2007-09-13 13:11:35
Attn: Klaranth by inkey2007-09-13 12:51:41
  Yes and rita has left the building (n/t) by cokish2007-09-13 13:23:09
  Didnt know Foxes like Pizza :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-09-13 13:18:00
    now for the friday reply... by inkey2007-09-13 22:59:48
    They sure do by Jazst2007-09-13 13:52:47
      canihascheezburger? by inkey2007-09-13 22:58:21
    after a week no food a fox will eat any food, by inkey2007-09-13 13:33:07
      Did ya kept it horizontally or vertically? by Klaranth2007-09-13 22:29:07
        i kept it horizontally, by inkey2007-09-13 23:00:55
Light, photons, and c. by hadji2007-09-13 12:48:24
  o/` The matter, the photon, and c... o/` by Phoon2007-09-13 20:22:41
  Instantly. by RetiQlum22007-09-13 15:14:17
  Misunderstanding the 'slowing down'. by williamashbless2007-09-13 12:51:38
    The where doe Chernekov radiation come from? by basher202007-09-13 13:06:40
      Cherenkov Radition is caused by Sterling_Ag2007-09-13 13:11:19
    All righty, then. by hadji2007-09-13 12:59:05
      Well, it's more like the photon gets eaten... by williamashbless2007-09-13 14:35:38
        Yeah, I reread your post after replying, and by hadji2007-09-13 14:45:22
          Actually I was wrong. by williamashbless2007-09-13 15:32:51
      Not really bouncy-bouncy by shadowboy8132007-09-13 14:34:22
      Or it takes the scenic route. by kahuana2007-09-13 13:11:35
        There's dirt in my vacuum (n/t) by Egaeus2007-09-13 13:24:25
          Aww... a little C never hurt anyone. :-) by kahuana2007-09-13 13:26:39
      bouncy-bouncy, wheeeeeeeee :-D (n/t) by Snate2007-09-13 13:01:44
      bouncy-bouncy! (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-09-13 13:01:39
        boing-boing! (n/t) by morenna2007-09-13 13:07:54
Bad Cop Thread of the Day #3 by Irrelevant2007-09-13 12:46:01
  Yeah, okay, it does look rather like he "lunged". by Irrelevant2007-09-13 14:42:57
    It's called a swarm by DesertRat662007-09-13 14:53:01
  Lunging into a police officer is not recommended by lab rat2007-09-13 14:24:57
  I won't add it to the list by DesertRat662007-09-13 14:09:24
  Those other two were *separate* incidents? by kahuana2007-09-13 13:25:33
    I didn't say that! by Irrelevant2007-09-13 13:30:06
  Sounds like they did what they were suposed to. by joecrouse2007-09-13 12:49:22
    Oh, so jumping a guy for arguing with them, ... by Irrelevant2007-09-13 13:03:09
      He lunged by hyzenthlay2007-09-13 13:16:10
      We dont know WHY they stopped him by joecrouse2007-09-13 13:07:08
      From the video it looks like he tried to break by abaron2007-09-13 13:05:53
        looked to me like one of 'em grabbed him... by Irrelevant2007-09-13 13:15:20
          Remember too... by abaron2007-09-13 13:17:11
            True, that site does scream "rabid liberal media" by Irrelevant2007-09-13 13:28:04
80% of the wealth in North America is intangible. by Illiad2007-09-13 12:34:03
  I feel richer already. ;) (n/t) by farfalla2007-09-13 14:13:26
  And debt! by kahuana2007-09-13 13:22:55
    Isn't debt the 80% they are talking about by Menetlaus2007-09-13 15:27:28
"It's too bad that cars aren't bosons. by nix2007-09-13 12:30:31
  I laughed just at the subject, by sgrunt2007-09-13 12:31:22
Yay, first web site launch! by oedlan2007-09-13 12:25:39
  Looks OK in Opera (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2007-09-13 14:59:16
  looks good, doesn't validate by Freakazoid2007-09-13 14:46:44
  Just breezed thru, looks good. by Sieldan2007-09-13 14:15:15
    I'll be checking that by oedlan2007-09-13 14:19:43
      Thats cool. Didnt realise this was for a class. by Sieldan2007-09-13 15:04:49
  Oddity when clicking between versions by jayfarm2007-09-13 13:02:09
    It's it not coded for IE by oedlan2007-09-13 13:07:08
      I put in a warning by oedlan2007-09-13 13:54:28
      IE does support CSS to an extent by varikin2007-09-13 13:10:53
        Talked to my teacher today by oedlan2007-09-13 13:52:37
        I'm forced to use IE6 by Tomo2007-09-13 13:16:02
  Not a clue... =} by shadowsystems2007-09-13 12:32:09
    Solution by oedlan2007-09-13 12:35:55
  Found the error! by oedlan2007-09-13 12:28:28
BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!! by DesertRat662007-09-13 12:24:55
  I'll blame you for my late plane then! (n/t) by jayfarm2007-09-13 13:02:58
    What does that have to do with anything?! (n/t) by DesertRat662007-09-13 13:53:08
      Oh, oops by DesertRat662007-09-13 14:15:50
  (Biting lip, trying not to... must not... by shadowsystems2007-09-13 12:34:45
  Nice one!!! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 12:26:41
FF2.0.0.6 bookmark question by run.dll2007-09-13 12:08:10
  Firefox just started bugging me that I have an out by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 12:25:41
    It happened the first tijme before I updated by run.dll2007-09-13 12:34:01
      Interesting. I have been running FF for a by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 12:44:09
        No reinstalls. by run.dll2007-09-13 13:30:07
          That almost sounds like file corruption to me by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 13:55:54
        Most of my bookmarks were imported from IE to by PsychoI3oy2007-09-13 12:53:29
  That's odd. File a bug with Mozilla? by IByte2007-09-13 12:20:17
    FEBE just installed. Thanks. by run.dll2007-09-13 12:32:05
  Ive had that happen too. by joecrouse2007-09-13 12:18:09
Bankruptcy ethics and injustice by Illiad2007-09-13 12:01:45
  Student loans are largely exempt, too. by esbita2007-09-13 14:06:00
  In the US, there are different kinds too by subbywan2007-09-13 12:13:13
  The laws don't but the judges usually do. by wwill2007-09-13 12:07:02
    CC debt is kinda funny. by kahuana2007-09-13 13:21:31
    The law changes were made for these scenarios by basher202007-09-13 12:42:59
    Land of the Free* by AndyA2007-09-13 12:23:34
      You may have omitted one: by kahuana2007-09-13 12:26:05
  There are other financial debts that survive it. by kahuana2007-09-13 12:05:48
    but probably extremely difficult to prove by Menetlaus2007-09-13 15:35:22
Firefox add-on by SnappingTurtle2007-09-13 11:50:26
  Yes. by nix2007-09-13 15:00:05
  Alter existing blank methods? by EndlessWaves2007-09-13 12:45:32
    Actually, that's the direction I'm heading by SnappingTurtle2007-09-13 12:54:39
My mind's already in Friday mode... by Phoon2007-09-13 11:44:35
Him: "How much space do we need for this restore?" by hadji2007-09-13 11:31:25
  Perhaps he meant this: by staticsan2007-09-13 16:06:07
  A hundred giggles should be enough. by run.dll2007-09-13 12:10:16
    If by "technodolt", you mean someone who just by hadji2007-09-13 12:35:27
  whoa... by SQLRat2007-09-13 11:32:45
    What? You mean like the time when I had by hadji2007-09-13 11:44:37
      There are people like that everywhere. by staticsan2007-09-13 16:03:06
      Sounds like "Office Space"...... by andrimner2007-09-13 14:24:43
      Ya... that would be great example. by SQLRat2007-09-13 11:55:42
      Oh, and at one point in the soap opera when by hadji2007-09-13 11:47:49
    Not since I went on medical disability in April by wwill2007-09-13 11:39:35
a piratey post (LONG) (pt 1) by voxwoman2007-09-13 11:28:14
  Okay, I was going to object but the next to the by iarann2007-09-13 12:30:41
  Part 2 (still LONG) by voxwoman2007-09-13 11:28:51
Sun opens door, sells windows by thread_killer2007-09-13 11:19:13
  I give you by jiteo2007-09-13 12:34:40
  Hell has officially frozen over. (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-09-13 11:28:18
  Feeling kinda chilly... by SQLRat2007-09-13 11:27:05
  Shall we start a stock price game? (n/t) by DesertRat662007-09-13 11:25:50
Eeeeppp Microsoft adware coming to a box near you by imrambi2007-09-13 11:18:04
  Would this be a new form of Clippy? by imrambi2007-09-13 12:35:16
  Would I be safe if I didn't use any MS products? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-09-13 11:46:51
    As long as you stay away from google products too (n/t) by EndlessWaves2007-09-13 15:51:42
  Neil Young needs to revise "This note's for you" by kahuana2007-09-13 11:23:00
And the spin begins (Bad cop story) by DesertRat662007-09-13 11:17:17
  No matter what the incitation, or bait by abaron2007-09-13 11:47:02
    "Incitement to riot is no excuse for a riot." (n/t by wwill2007-09-13 11:56:16
  So what do we learn from this? by aix tom2007-09-13 11:31:25
  And NONE of that excuses the officer's behaviour. (n/t) by wwill2007-09-13 11:20:18
    They want us to think it does by DesertRat662007-09-13 11:24:51
      Stop the presses, Armageddon later today. by wwill2007-09-13 11:30:22
ATTN: Illiad by farfalla2007-09-13 11:08:18
  I love it when a plan comes together. :-) (n/t) by Illiad2007-09-13 11:44:44
    UF has rendered me unfit for human society! by farfalla2007-09-13 12:04:53
  Zlotnik! Poor sod! :D by SnowStar2007-09-13 11:16:31
Kratos? (n/t) by thread_killer2007-09-13 11:05:47
  Carrots! (n/t) by jiteo2007-09-13 11:07:27
Whee! by Arivia2007-09-13 11:05:47
Invoke: English speaking UFies by oedlan2007-09-13 10:57:08
  Part time would be working less than 75% by Hieraco2007-09-13 11:21:58
    24h / week used to be the tipping point for full- by kahuana2007-09-13 12:18:59
      Still is for Mal-Wart, IIRC. (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-09-13 13:38:22
  Hmmm... possible translations or options by SQLRat2007-09-13 11:13:38
    40 hours, unless your employer says 37.5 by wwill2007-09-13 11:18:11
      So if you work more than.. by SQLRat2007-09-13 11:39:49
        Supposedly, but they frequently renege by wwill2007-09-13 12:02:29
          "snarl" quota? What's Snarl doing there? :-) (n/t) by ChUcKaB2007-09-13 12:11:11
  Yes, that is a part-time job, and the other would by wwill2007-09-13 11:00:39
  "The school of hard knocks" is closest by josie_beller2007-09-13 10:59:29
  There are a couple: by subbywan2007-09-13 10:59:03
Ok linux ufies, I have a question for you. by techi8702007-09-13 10:46:29
  Most assuredly. by wwill2007-09-13 10:59:05
  Just compile the kernel for whatever version you by subbywan2007-09-13 10:51:48
Russian government: give workers a day off to... by ShadoCat2007-09-13 10:24:42
  Why not charter a jet to a village by toysbfun2007-09-13 10:36:25
    They don't want more people in general, they want by Snate2007-09-13 10:56:20
    Dunno. by ShadoCat2007-09-13 10:43:50
    Because of a very wide-spread form of insanity by wwill2007-09-13 10:43:48
      .. .which is where ? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-09-13 10:52:00
        Let's see if I remember this aright. by wwill2007-09-13 11:15:41
  Wouldn't that be counter productive? :) (n/t) by imperito2007-09-13 10:26:16
    Well, bars tend to make the spirit willing... by ShadoCat2007-09-13 10:31:57
Yes! I landed my Google Flight Sim plane! by MatthewDBA2007-09-13 09:40:04
  Who's that old Giza? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-09-13 12:11:46
    That some kind of riddle? (n/t) by basher202007-09-13 12:44:50
Gov. tests speed-monitoring device that rewards by theanomaly2007-09-13 09:37:51
  sounds preachy, but... by ivjames2007-09-13 17:35:55
  I feel they may be going about this the wrong way: by veran2007-09-13 15:50:21
  The "reward" system is just a sales pitch. by lheggland2007-09-13 10:22:40
    I can see them lowering the limit in the future (n (n/t) by veran2007-09-13 15:46:42
  I think a lot of it is the money by imperito2007-09-13 10:02:40
  Even Sadder by y2kdragon2007-09-13 09:41:39
    This will move your "problem" somewhere else by veran2007-09-13 15:45:24
    When I try to follow the speed limit, by hadji2007-09-13 10:05:56
      Why do you make it bug you so much? by veran2007-09-13 15:39:42
      Hadji, what did you think of the Dallas/Fort Worth by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 11:19:42
        Uhhh . . . nothing in particular. by hadji2007-09-13 11:24:30
          Lots of people when they are here, comment on the by Classic_Jon2007-09-13 11:41:40
            They seemed normal to me... by Stibbons2007-09-13 15:08:59
          You see people signal to change lanes!? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-09-13 11:33:16
            Yes and no by Stibbons2007-09-13 15:12:01
            It happens occasionally. :-) (n/t) by hadji2007-09-13 12:50:41
      Chicago Style driving by Stibbons2007-09-13 10:34:27
        Sounds like home. (n/t) by veran2007-09-13 15:40:51
        <sigh> I miss Ontario driving habits by Menetlaus2007-09-13 11:49:30
      hands-free and call 911 by subbywan2007-09-13 10:09:18
        Is that a valid 911 call? by hadji2007-09-13 10:12:31
          No .. by subbywan2007-09-13 10:15:09
            If you declare it not an emergency by MatthewDBA2007-09-13 10:46:18
              yeah, it is. I've been told by cops by subbywan2007-09-13 10:50:21
                I don't think that would work here (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-09-13 10:51:12
                  You should call and confirm. (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-13 10:52:06
                    Or call 411 and ask for the non-emergency number by talon07202007-09-13 11:14:56
          try #77 then by thread_killer2007-09-13 10:13:23
            correction by thread_killer2007-09-13 10:15:29
    Reward works better than punishment by toysbfun2007-09-13 09:54:11
      that's just a urine-poor Govt that permits that by subbywan2007-09-13 10:00:21
        Then people drive without licenses or insurance. by toysbfun2007-09-13 10:04:28
          That's when they go to jail. (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-13 10:05:14
            We're running out room in prisons and places to by toysbfun2007-09-13 10:09:00
              Then confiscate the cars by subbywan2007-09-13 10:10:44
                I'm sure there's a law against it. by toysbfun2007-09-13 10:22:08
                  sadly, yes. by subbywan2007-09-13 10:25:01
            Which is pretty much what happens now in the US. by hadji2007-09-13 10:07:59
              So basically: by veran2007-09-13 15:38:16
What do you do to make the world a better place? by UGuardian2007-09-13 09:25:53
  Reuse/recycle what I can by mridenour2007-09-13 11:50:02
  I attempt to spread the memes for rational thought (n/t) by Saru2007-09-13 11:47:36
  I enable operators to operate equipment in by kahuana2007-09-13 11:24:58
  The only real way by Havoc2007-09-13 10:58:07
  I increase entropy where I can. by joecrouse2007-09-13 10:30:09
  alternative energy usage in as many places ... by wwill2007-09-13 10:17:53
  I joined a Freecycle group to keep by Klaranth2007-09-13 10:09:41
  Nuke the Whales! by gibuu2007-09-13 09:59:39
    "Whales are mammals. by toysbfun2007-09-13 10:05:48
    my wife and I own a Prius by gibuu2007-09-13 10:01:13
  I take care of my corner. by Illiad2007-09-13 09:45:58
    St. Jude's Hospital (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-09-13 10:47:57
  I save the rainforest. by toysbfun2007-09-13 09:36:54
  my job involves providing healthcare... by basher202007-09-13 09:31:34
  Heh, is the "else" really needed there? :) (n/t) by imperito2007-09-13 09:30:00
What a moron! by SouthpawPL2007-09-13 09:11:38
  And now I congratulate you (really) by SnappingTurtle2007-09-13 09:17:51
    Thank you. That makes me feel better. That, and by SouthpawPL2007-09-13 09:49:56
  Brain lapses happen by SnappingTurtle2007-09-13 09:14:18
  Huh... by imperito2007-09-13 09:12:45
(in theory) simple SQL query help. by AndyA2007-09-13 09:09:18
  My wag at it by SQLRat2007-09-13 10:31:09
    BTW, I would like to say THANK YOU. by merlin2007-09-13 13:14:39
    That does it with a few small changes. by AndyA2007-09-13 11:56:13
      Good... by SQLRat2007-09-13 12:19:39
        You still know it far better that I do. by AndyA2007-09-13 14:16:56
      Oh and on the index question... by AndyA2007-09-13 12:00:13
    That's what I was trying to come up with. by merlin2007-09-13 10:36:13
      Ah... not necessarily duplicates... but multiples. (n/t) by SQLRat2007-09-13 10:42:33
        Oops... forgot to remove the n/t tag by SQLRat2007-09-13 10:48:04
  Does the Database have analytics functions ? by aix tom2007-09-13 09:28:41
    Would that have a significant performance hit? by AndyA2007-09-13 09:42:25
      It usually speeds things up. ;-) by aix tom2007-09-13 09:46:29
  Give this a shot by merlin2007-09-13 09:13:26
    That sort of works... by AndyA2007-09-13 09:36:55
      Let me play with it a bit more. by merlin2007-09-13 09:43:02
        Does the table have a primary key on it? (n/t) by merlin2007-09-13 09:47:16
Can sed substitute recursively? by sab04032007-09-13 08:44:19
  Try this.. by Kanth2007-09-13 11:34:09
  I think... by darkphoenix2007-09-13 08:54:17
  I think I've seen this done by using find, and by merlin2007-09-13 08:47:35
    I've done it that way, but I'd have to... by jdelphiki2007-09-13 08:52:24
      Here we go by merlin2007-09-13 08:55:24
        Efficiency concern by PeKaJe2007-09-13 09:04:29
          On the other hand, by altordwm2007-09-13 09:38:24
            Never heard of that by PeKaJe2007-09-13 10:02:57
          As I mentioned, I'm not a *nix wonk. That was by merlin2007-09-13 09:07:51
Pictures of my new SO by imWACC02007-09-13 08:33:31
  There's a picture in there of boats lined up by DrDeisel2007-09-13 09:24:29
    Those are from the website by imWACC02007-09-13 11:30:07
  Good choice on the beer. by Qcumber-some2007-09-13 09:06:47
    And seconded. (n/t) by wwill2007-09-13 10:21:23
  Congrats man! (n/t) by da-gimp2007-09-13 08:56:08
  Mind the pop-unders (for those that don't block) by ChUcKaB2007-09-13 08:43:10
From the spam box by imrambi2007-09-13 08:29:27
  What I find amusing in my spam box by Divide By Zero2007-09-13 10:42:15
    Same here... doesn't make sense, though by Arman X2007-09-13 11:42:21
Doctor Who renewed by toysbfun2007-09-13 08:25:15
  I'm still upset that they got rid of Rose.... by vampire2007-09-13 09:21:45
    I prefer the ninth doctor, by Nea2007-09-13 10:19:22
      Two seperate thoughts I wanted the blank line. (n/ (n/t) by vampire2007-09-13 11:13:49
        You can do that without the pre tag. by kelli2172007-09-13 11:28:27
        <p> will give you a blank line. (n/t) by hadji2007-09-13 11:28:20
          If there's no HTML in your post, ARS will preserve by kelli2172007-09-13 11:37:41
            YOU LIE!!!!!!! by hadji2007-09-13 11:50:41
    It was the opposite with me. by hadji2007-09-13 09:39:25
    I'm not sure they could have recast Rose by toysbfun2007-09-13 09:32:41
      Recast? I liked her and her character. by vampire2007-09-13 11:12:33
        I read that Billie Piper wanted to leave the show by toysbfun2007-09-13 11:25:40
We've got Earthquake. by vectorz2007-09-13 07:56:40
  Had one near Anchorage a couple days back by Divide By Zero2007-09-13 10:43:12
  Seems to be over... by vectorz2007-09-13 08:29:52
  Are you sure it wasn't by hadji2007-09-13 08:23:48
    Cthulhu? Cthulhu?!? Cthulhu!!! (n/t) by theanomaly2007-09-13 08:24:59
  The funny(?) coincidence is, that by aix tom2007-09-13 08:16:02
  Where are you? by Havoc2007-09-13 08:05:27
    Just stop drinking, and the floor wont by Klaranth2007-09-13 08:12:42
      ? (n/t) by Havoc2007-09-13 08:15:49
Karmic payback by wabbit652007-09-13 07:51:36
  got off lucky. by unjust2007-09-13 12:52:28
  something is fishy in this story by shminux2007-09-13 08:08:24
    Heh, gmta? (n/t) by imperito2007-09-13 08:09:20
  Bwahahahahahahahaha! by talon07202007-09-13 08:05:25
    Hes lucky the sensa didn't have a few toys around by robertltux2007-09-13 10:08:54
      True. I can see that conversation . . . by talon07202007-09-13 10:23:01
    yep. by wabbit652007-09-13 09:22:26
      "But I have a weapon." by talon07202007-09-13 09:53:16
        It will be like the Oscar's a few years ago by wabbit652007-09-13 11:03:16
  Heh... by imperito2007-09-13 08:05:25
    thought smoking was strange, too by wabbit652007-09-13 09:23:32
St. Louis cop taped threatening innocent student. by Havoc2007-09-13 07:32:16
  I have to hand it to the kid in the car by wwill2007-09-13 10:39:16
  This was posted yesterday... by imperito2007-09-13 07:59:46
    If this is typical behavior, why is it news? by ChUcKaB2007-09-13 08:54:43
      Because someone got a video... by imperito2007-09-13 09:05:39
        Never happen by DesertRat662007-09-13 10:54:36
          there already are laws against it. by joecrouse2007-09-13 12:55:55
          already been tried and dismissed by subbywan2007-09-13 11:09:10
            As a defense against charges yes by DesertRat662007-09-13 11:40:42
              No way such laws could be constitutional (n/t) by subbywan2007-09-13 12:04:14
                And that means what today? by DesertRat662007-09-13 14:57:22
          I thought there were already some cases on point by merlin2007-09-13 11:03:19
omgomgomg whatamIgonnado!? by jaqie2007-09-13 07:18:29
  {{{jaqie}}} by Electric Storm2007-09-14 00:15:39
  well, i do need a housemate in minneapolis..... (n (n/t) by unjust2007-09-13 12:55:02
    Email sent. (n/t) by jaqie2007-09-13 18:35:21
  Look on the bright side : by Klaranth2007-09-13 10:48:39
    Oh that rat bailed out as soon as he heard by jaqie2007-09-13 18:07:48
  OK my mom and I just talked by jaqie2007-09-13 08:28:50
    {{{jaqie}}} by oot2007-09-13 09:57:26
  I haven't had any hits on the email I sent out. :( (n/t) by hadji2007-09-13 07:28:19
    Its ok, thanks tons for helping! by jaqie2007-09-13 07:34:44
      You could try posting an ad in the Chicago Reader' by hadji2007-09-13 08:21:40
        whoa...erm...no... by jaqie2007-09-13 08:26:14
          Malware attempts? o.O by hadji2007-09-13 08:29:03
            javascript and other popups by jaqie2007-09-13 08:29:54
              I've never seen those. Sorry. :-( by hadji2007-09-13 08:33:54
Okay, that was weird. by ChUcKaB2007-09-13 07:07:53
  14,100 for me. (n/t) by radiowave9112007-09-13 09:25:08
  37,500 here :) (n/t) by Freakazoid2007-09-13 08:20:52
  1 - 10 of about 12,700 by carthax2007-09-13 07:45:45
  2,800 for me. (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-09-13 07:37:28
  Oh, and: Results 1 - 10 of about 10,900 for me (n/ (n/t) by merlin2007-09-13 07:33:09
  1.710 for me by joresgump2007-09-13 07:31:29
    ^^ EXACTLY the same for me. ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2007-09-13 07:54:59
  Probably because by imperito2007-09-13 07:12:16
  *swallows retort about having major production by merlin2007-09-13 07:10:17
    His grandkids are known to play on his by Klaranth2007-09-13 07:28:19
      That would be difficult as by ChUcKaB2007-09-13 10:00:11
From the Inbox by merlin2007-09-13 07:05:08
  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! (n/t) by jpprater2007-09-13 07:11:42
    Exactly my reaction, too. (n/t) by merlin2007-09-13 07:12:05
      Mine was: Nice piece of photoshop. Funny, too. (n/t) by ChUcKaB2007-09-13 07:16:28
        I don't thin it was photoschlocked. by merlin2007-09-13 07:33:57
          The sign and the hands look schlocked to me (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2007-09-13 08:29:19
            That's what caught my eye.... (n/t) by ChUcKaB2007-09-13 10:02:44
              Any case, awesome picture. (n/t) by Bertram2007-09-13 11:14:04
ATTN: SQLRat and AlanTwo by merlin2007-09-13 07:00:40
  I love volleyball by SQLRat2007-09-13 08:05:09
    Me too :) (n/t) by merlin2007-09-13 08:12:53
This is dedicated to Hadji by Arman X2007-09-13 06:49:47
  :-) (n/t) by hadji2007-09-13 07:30:15
  Redux by drugless2007-09-13 07:15:10
    Then there was the time he refused... by basher202007-09-13 07:38:27
  While we're at it... by manxmania2007-09-13 06:56:57
    Make it stop, please, please make it stop (n/t) by merlin2007-09-13 07:10:59
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-09-13 06:32:25
  updated stats by goodyca2007-09-13 13:11:23
Question about LTSP by Karl-Henrik2007-09-13 06:30:00
  i'd be more worried about memory on the server by Freakazoid2007-09-13 09:27:46
    and an answer to your other question by Freakazoid2007-09-13 09:31:29
krikkert, you sly dog! (n/t) by Esteis2007-09-13 06:07:37
  Waht? (n/t) by krikkert2007-09-13 13:19:35
  ok, what did he do this time? by Klaranth2007-09-13 06:12:53
    No clue. But he must have done *something*. ;-) (n/t) by Esteis2007-09-13 06:35:34
Comment on yesterdays RWQuake thread by robertltux2007-09-13 06:01:29
I jist heard a rumour that someone... by RetiQlum22007-09-13 05:34:55
  CATNAPPING! by Karl-Henrik2007-09-13 05:42:57
    Oh great. Now I'm sleepy. (n/t) by bobmon2007-09-13 06:34:55
    There's worse. by Qcumber-some2007-09-13 05:45:55
    witch? like in "ding dong the which is dead"?` by Klymer2007-09-13 05:44:25
      s/witch/which/ dam that was a bad typo (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-09-13 05:52:06
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-09-13 05:30:07
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-09-13 05:24:57
  African Climate work units? by smut2007-09-13 08:59:36
    They are in limited supply. by Didactylos2007-09-13 12:23:20
  'allo, 'allo, 'allo... Wot's this then? by manxmania2007-09-13 06:47:05
    I'm going to have to find more machines by Sterling_Ag2007-09-13 06:59:59
      That's the spirit! (n/t) by manxmania2007-09-13 07:05:51
ATTN: madjo by MatthewDBA2007-09-13 04:57:50
  Huh? by madjo2007-09-13 05:19:31
    Bil V. Bill by psyop2007-09-13 07:29:40
      then you've encountered a lot of immature Dutchmen by madjo2007-09-13 07:56:28
        So you're saying he's half a3ed then? (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2007-09-13 11:05:21
    It seems to look for misspellings like that by MatthewDBA2007-09-13 05:30:08
There ... there almost got it ... )(&*%#@()$#)( by Eboreg2007-09-13 04:52:46
  It's difficult. by dodrian2007-09-13 05:08:02
Job interview at Northrop Grumman this morning. by joecrouse2007-09-13 04:51:14
  *ships luck not presently in use* (n/t) by morenna2007-09-13 07:36:39
  While I wish you good luck from a personal POV, by Qcumber-some2007-09-13 06:13:22
    Um The most efficient way to kill some one by joecrouse2007-09-13 10:33:03
    Best of luck by sixbynine2007-09-13 07:23:12
      I do my own violence. by joecrouse2007-09-13 10:33:39
      as far as gigs go, by perlcat452007-09-13 08:40:05
  *lends joecrusoe item "luck" by Tyop2007-09-13 05:19:27
Poll: College Football question by AlanTwo2007-09-13 04:44:54
  I'm calling for USC to get upset this weekend. by the_diggity2007-09-13 20:24:43
  LSU and OU. by LSU_Frodin2007-09-13 10:53:06
    To make myself a little more clear: by LSU_Frodin2007-09-13 11:10:39
  SC for sure. It's a toss-up between LSU and OU. by merlin2007-09-13 07:29:12
  None of the Above by y2kdragon2007-09-13 07:10:09
    Joe Pa by sixbynine2007-09-13 07:31:41
  What we need to do... by imperito2007-09-13 06:29:05
  Dunno...I don't watch golf (n/t) by SnArL2007-09-13 06:01:43
    *smacks SnArL with the tuna* (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-13 15:31:19
  Don't tell me we are starting this already. by altordwm2007-09-13 05:42:51
    Well, . . . . by sixbynine2007-09-13 06:52:47
      I can be controversial by altordwm2007-09-13 07:19:38
  Gut feeling says USC and LSU. by Da_Pineapple2007-09-13 05:36:42
  football ? Which one ? by sCIssORs2007-09-13 05:30:41
    According to Wikipedia by altordwm2007-09-13 07:34:10
    from the context, I would say American Football. ( (n/t) by Woodburn2007-09-13 06:12:50
      Correct. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-13 07:06:56
  USC and OK would... by giltnerj02007-09-13 05:20:31
    The AP poll has no say by altordwm2007-09-13 05:47:02
    ACC vs ND by sixbynine2007-09-13 05:29:21
  LSU Tigers will win! by ideur2007-09-13 05:06:48
    I would love to see LSU whip SCU by todAnthony2007-09-13 06:38:43
      SC overrated? by sixbynine2007-09-13 06:58:39
        USC is certainly not overrated, but definately by LSU_Frodin2007-09-13 10:55:14
  football! by sixbynine2007-09-13 05:01:39
  Leopards FTW!!!!! by RetiQlum22007-09-13 04:55:34
I'm off for breakfast, then the bait shop by lab rat2007-09-13 04:18:45
  Just remember to eat the chicken and not the bait. by RetiQlum22007-09-13 04:20:49
    Fish are friends not food. by madjo2007-09-13 04:30:02
      Where the heck did that come from? by RetiQlum22007-09-13 04:32:12
        sorry by madjo2007-09-13 04:38:31
          Sorry, I haven't seen that movie yet. by RetiQlum22007-09-13 04:42:41
            you should... :) by madjo2007-09-13 04:43:43
PSA: by fitzso2007-09-13 04:11:13
  Is that Tom "TopGun" Cruise? :) (n/t) by madjo2007-09-13 04:31:08
  I buy mine at the dollar store. by RetiQlum22007-09-13 04:15:14
    Perhaps these would help by Sterling_Ag2007-09-13 06:57:32
    *offers glue* (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-09-13 05:24:11
*sigh* More work... by fitzso2007-09-13 04:01:57
  More work? by jaqie2007-09-13 04:21:59
    I should have been a farmer like my father. by ChUcKaB2007-09-13 10:06:59
    hihihi that tickles by madjo2007-09-13 06:02:53
    Is that Warcraft, or Age of Empires? by Esteis2007-09-13 05:23:24
      Warcraft, the first. (n/t) by jaqie2007-09-13 05:38:52
        Thought so. by Esteis2007-09-13 06:37:39
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-09-13 04:00:05
  a question of targets by robertltux2007-09-13 14:17:43
    Now, if it were a "camo" officer... by Acrisius2007-09-13 22:34:43
    Well, if it is ET... by imperito2007-09-13 15:45:18
  class distribution strategies... by imperito2007-09-13 06:00:16
    My thoughts... by kc5sdy2007-09-13 07:00:53
      staying alive is overrated anyway :) by imperito2007-09-13 07:54:16
        Full ack. (n/t) by Mad Marty2007-09-13 08:18:11
Hey, Retiqlum I went shooting! Shoulder is fine by lab rat2007-09-13 02:54:23
  Safe: that's all I asked. by RetiQlum22007-09-13 03:10:18
    There is no such thing as a missed target! by ideur2007-09-13 03:17:02
      No I didn't miss I was aiming at him! ;) (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-09-13 06:32:59
      Oh, like how I play pool. ;) by Concept2007-09-13 05:03:04
        But that was a solid. And you're stripes. (n/t) by hadji2007-09-13 09:05:59
      Oh, very funny... (n/t) by lab rat2007-09-13 03:23:31
    No pics, but my aim was way off.. by lab rat2007-09-13 03:16:28
      Can we ever convince you to install W:ET? :) by Klaranth2007-09-13 03:44:50
        I would love to, but my left hand is useless by lab rat2007-09-13 03:55:48
          Well, there is a challenge for all the geeks here: by Klaranth2007-09-13 03:57:12
            Adapt an electronic drum kit? by josie_beller2007-09-13 06:19:31
            Sure. Not as good as with a mouse though. by vectorz2007-09-13 04:49:20
            I have thought about this and perhaps by lab rat2007-09-13 04:00:32
              Instead of a mouse, use an old whatsitsname ? (n/ (n/t) by Klaranth2007-09-13 04:18:45
                Trackball .... with image : by Klaranth2007-09-13 04:20:57
                  ive considered getting one of those by jaqie2007-09-13 04:31:19
                    How's your foot? :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-09-13 05:16:44
              you could ask Stef ;) (n/t) by madjo2007-09-13 04:11:22
Is Windows a Virus? by kreepykrawly2007-09-13 01:47:33
  Linux is. by jaqie2007-09-13 01:50:38
    So what was the point of the article? by AlanTwo2007-09-13 03:10:58
      I just switched a local kid at the jr. college by wwill2007-09-13 11:52:53
      Wait, there are *new* 386 microprocessors around? by jaqie2007-09-13 03:14:24
        *facepalm* by AlanTwo2007-09-13 03:14:59
          *giggle* by jaqie2007-09-13 03:19:19
            o.0 by AlanTwo2007-09-13 03:21:35
              My "oldest"/slowest box is a "486" running OpenBSD by ideur2007-09-13 03:33:48
                btw that's actually a 486/DX5 by jaqie2007-09-13 04:12:11
                Soekris, nice! by jaqie2007-09-13 03:36:02
                  aw, sweet :) by inkey2007-09-13 03:42:43
    I don't like evangelists. by Qcumber-some2007-09-13 02:38:04
      *HUH*? by jaqie2007-09-13 02:45:57
        YOU meant it as joke by Qcumber-some2007-09-13 02:50:01
          erm perhaps you misunderstood by jaqie2007-09-13 02:53:24
            Stop making me laugh, my ribs hurt. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-09-13 02:55:18
              Hey at least I'm not running around by jaqie2007-09-13 02:58:51
              Serves ya right... The evidence... by lab rat2007-09-13 02:58:15
                Um, lab_rat? by AlanTwo2007-09-13 03:13:13
                  broken shoulder X ray image. (n/t) by jaqie2007-09-13 03:14:51
                    Yeeowch! by AlanTwo2007-09-13 03:16:48
                      For your viewing pleasure... by lab rat2007-09-13 03:22:25
                        *shudder* by AlanTwo2007-09-13 03:24:29
                          Didja notice the cool clips from a prior by lab rat2007-09-13 03:27:43
                            Too bad I can't find the pics of my X-rays by AlanTwo2007-09-13 03:28:42
                              I had really nifty MRI images of my spine by lab rat2007-09-13 03:34:23
                              The answer to her question: She's dangerous... by RetiQlum22007-09-13 03:32:36
                                I am very careful with firearms... by lab rat2007-09-13 03:37:26
                                :-) by RetiQlum22007-09-13 03:40:00
                                I know...life is good :- ) (n/t) by lab rat2007-09-13 03:43:34
                uhm...OW! by jaqie2007-09-13 02:59:53
                  Yes it did. I didn't cry, though I did swear.. by lab rat2007-09-13 03:12:33
                    I can avow that she did swear. by RetiQlum22007-09-13 03:35:54
                      Yup. Getting ready to go fishin' with my new frien by lab rat2007-09-13 03:41:24
                        If you go out in the surf, be carefull. by RetiQlum22007-09-13 03:48:05
                          :-) (n/t) by lab rat2007-09-13 04:02:41
    Bah by Karl-Henrik2007-09-13 02:17:57
      that argument comes down to one thing by madjo2007-09-13 02:28:42
        People can call it whatever they wish by Karl-Henrik2007-09-13 02:35:12
    That author has been sitting in the desert way too by ideur2007-09-13 02:09:52
      And all he could find to eat were mushrooms. by RetiQlum22007-09-13 02:12:27
        mushrooms? desert? nope! by ideur2007-09-13 02:16:18
      They're usually called prophets after that ;-) (n/ (n/t) by afterburner2007-09-13 02:11:37
        Only very few of them! by ideur2007-09-13 02:14:04
          Unless they are called Brutha by madjo2007-09-13 03:57:54
Im going to kill mysister in law. by joecrouse2007-09-13 01:42:56
  This whole incident gets me my white trash by joecrouse2007-09-13 12:58:53
  i never wear pants. (n/t) by unjust2007-09-13 12:56:31
    They just didnt like my dangly bits by joecrouse2007-09-13 12:58:20
      need a kilt. then you have pockets (n/t) by unjust2007-09-13 13:01:47
  Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute by joresgump2007-09-13 11:29:42
    Meh. It was getting cold in the house. by joecrouse2007-09-13 12:57:45
  I am going to ask the obvious question.... by vampire2007-09-13 07:21:45
    Why not? by Nea2007-09-13 08:51:24
      doh! by vampire2007-09-13 09:01:19
  Please do by y2kdragon2007-09-13 07:07:11
  My life seem so simple now... by SQLRat2007-09-13 06:27:14
  *snerk* by voxwoman2007-09-13 05:14:05
  Okay, W:ET players by fitzso2007-09-13 04:14:38
  Why do they raid YOUR place ? by sCIssORs2007-09-13 03:57:38
    she has lived here twice at points in the past. by joecrouse2007-09-13 04:49:11
      Some of them are black on the INside.. :P by EnzoMatrix2007-09-13 06:25:58
      And I though my sister were bad... by Karl-Henrik2007-09-13 05:18:22
        I explained to them that ransacking my house would by joecrouse2007-09-13 10:38:54
  That is hysterical. (n/t) by lab rat2007-09-13 03:04:26
  At least put on a robe dude. by RetiQlum22007-09-13 02:14:33
    Dont be so sure of that. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-09-13 04:44:48
    and perhaps a Wizard's hat? :) (n/t) by madjo2007-09-13 02:31:21
      And hum "A wizard's staff has a knob on the end" ? (n/t) by aix tom2007-09-13 02:45:57
        Invite them to a game of by Aon2007-09-13 02:58:48
        Just avoid the "Hedgehog song" by AnMaster2007-09-13 02:58:37
          "You can try a state trooper, but the hedgehog .." (n/t) by parker2007-09-13 04:21:04
            Didn't Eric Idle ever sang that song? by madjo2007-09-13 04:32:55
  hi5 dude! by inkey2007-09-13 02:09:37
  Please say that you are joking? by Karl-Henrik2007-09-13 02:05:25
  *applies mindbleach* So you scared them, huh? :D (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-09-13 01:51:46
    scared or caused them enough discomfort by joecrouse2007-09-13 04:50:21
    *grabs mindbleach and applies liberally* (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-13 03:18:36
Why is he tilting his head? by AnMaster2007-09-13 01:34:26
  lateral Gs :) (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-13 11:37:20
  He's tilting his head because he is using the by talon07202007-09-13 07:12:15
  There is no reason. by manxmania2007-09-13 01:39:24
    I don't by AnMaster2007-09-13 02:39:09
    I tilt controllers by madjo2007-09-13 02:33:18
      Lucky bastidge. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-09-13 02:36:16
    wait... by jaqie2007-09-13 01:43:47
      u are unusual indeed, by inkey2007-09-13 02:11:43
        what is this 'u' you speak of? by jaqie2007-09-13 02:49:49
          forget msn, by inkey2007-09-13 03:11:04
            you could have said by madjo2007-09-13 03:52:25
              *makes notes* (n/t) by inkey2007-09-13 04:00:58
            /slap by jaqie2007-09-13 03:16:43
              Sorry, but is this fish yours? by inkey2007-09-13 03:39:39
              BBS ftw! by AlanTwo2007-09-13 03:17:51
                ahhh the days of LoRD et al. (n/t) by jaqie2007-09-13 03:25:32
                  *sage nod* by AlanTwo2007-09-13 03:26:35
                    don't forget AmiXpress! by inkey2007-09-13 03:38:34
                      Yeah, the BBS strategy games were the best. by AlanTwo2007-09-13 04:07:14
  Did you also try Google's Flightsim? :) by madjo2007-09-13 01:36:45
    Yes I did (n/t) by AnMaster2007-09-13 02:23:57
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2007-09-13 01:30:02
That was weird. by Arivia2007-09-13 01:27:19
That was a weird dream, even for me. by RetiQlum22007-09-13 01:23:29
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-09-13 01:00:02
Attn: ST. Louis area UFies!!11!! by Electric Storm2007-09-13 00:55:38
  Won't be there matey! by DesertRat662007-09-13 06:34:04
    Just heard about that! by Electric Storm2007-09-14 00:19:40
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-09-13 00:39:01
  *strolls in* by wabbit652007-09-13 08:02:34
    Congrats. by Pyxidragon2007-09-13 08:03:49
      thanks by wabbit652007-09-13 09:24:44
  Almost There by y2kdragon2007-09-13 07:00:59
    *fills mug* by Pyxidragon2007-09-13 07:23:41
      Could be worse by y2kdragon2007-09-13 07:37:46
        Absolutely not by Pyxidragon2007-09-13 07:46:25
  Mornin' everybody! by kc5sdy2007-09-13 05:17:04
    My weekend _is_ here by Pyxidragon2007-09-13 07:22:55
  'Ello by afterburner2007-09-13 02:12:41
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-09-13 02:14:15
      Thanks by afterburner2007-09-13 02:15:10
  G'morning .. by EffEmmVier2007-09-13 01:14:24
    *serves black tea* by Treehugger2007-09-13 01:21:24
      ... you're absolutely right ... by EffEmmVier2007-09-13 01:29:04
  Good morning by vectorz2007-09-13 01:02:06
    Mmm, pancakes. Thankies... by roger G. rapid2007-09-13 01:46:15
      Plum jam! by vectorz2007-09-13 02:41:40
    *serves GAP* by Treehugger2007-09-13 01:08:06
      I could make you an asprine pancake.. by vectorz2007-09-13 02:42:49
  Good morning! Gimme some of that. by roger G. rapid2007-09-13 01:01:45
    *hands over data* by Treehugger2007-09-13 01:07:01
      *takes data* by roger G. rapid2007-09-13 01:34:17
    *catches w and puts it back between some + here* (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-09-13 01:03:44
  {{{treehugger}}} by AlanTwo2007-09-13 00:59:21
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-09-13 01:05:45
      'fraid so. by AlanTwo2007-09-13 01:16:26
  *hugs the quad* by syren2007-09-13 00:58:38
    *huggles the quad* by Treehugger2007-09-13 01:03:26
      You are correct. This is just an overnight. by syren2007-09-13 01:08:03
        That sounds a much better plan by Treehugger2007-09-13 01:08:35
          That's what I am getting told. by syren2007-09-13 01:13:53
  *offers asprin to barkeep* by Electric Storm2007-09-13 00:53:16
    *eyes the aspirin warily* (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-09-13 03:31:09
    *serves hot spiced tea* by Treehugger2007-09-13 00:54:50
      ty *sips tea* by Electric Storm2007-09-13 00:56:44
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02007-09-13 00:15:03
  James T. Kirk, of course. by werehatrack2007-09-13 00:49:34
    David Gerrold, the writer of the original episode by voxwoman2007-09-13 05:25:38
    You mean James Tiberius Kirk. by jaqie2007-09-13 00:57:32
When everything seems to be coming your way, by Snate2007-09-13 00:13:55
  The light at the end of the tunnel is a train. (n/ (n/t) by hadji2007-09-13 00:27:06
    The light at the end of te tunnel... by y2kdragon2007-09-13 06:56:55
    In my case, that light is... by bluedog9872007-09-13 00:38:04
      Trains are by ooys2007-09-13 01:12:46
        except for the taillights... (most often red) by madjo2007-09-13 01:35:34
That sim is a PAIN. by krikkert2007-09-13 00:01:45
  You'll need this type of a setup: by AlanTwo2007-09-13 04:12:06
  Yeah ... by challinor2007-09-13 01:07:41
  No it's not! by dodrian2007-09-13 00:58:31
    The thing has mouse control? by wolff2007-09-13 05:34:24
  And on my system by madjo2007-09-13 00:45:31
    Realistic by AnMaster2007-09-13 01:25:15
      nope, no joystick by madjo2007-09-13 01:41:49
        Use the rudder by AnMaster2007-09-13 02:32:19
    Prop planes or jet planes? by ayteebee2007-09-13 00:53:13
      Actually it doesn't matter which type of plane by madjo2007-09-13 01:31:45
Translations by Nea2007-09-13 00:01:02
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by madjo2007-09-13 00:41:40
    Door MadJo by madjo2007-09-13 00:42:08
  deutsch/german TLP (n/t) by vertigo-12007-09-13 00:03:00
    Dilbert by vertigo-12007-09-13 00:11:11
    by vertigo-1 by vertigo-12007-09-13 00:07:35
      hmmmm by c3po2007-09-13 00:17:48
        Nicht wirklich, by vertigo-12007-09-13 06:06:48
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-09-13 00:00:03
  Kickstart and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance :) (n/t) by Kickstart2007-09-13 18:57:16
  Star Wars Episode V: The sstacks Strikes Back (n/t by sstacks2007-09-13 12:11:54
  A Woman Skerned... (n/t) by skern2007-09-13 11:49:36
  The Big Kahuana. by kahuana2007-09-13 11:14:49
  The Great Divide By Zero by Divide By Zero2007-09-13 07:09:29
    or Nine Inch Nails by joresgump2007-09-13 11:23:43
  todAnthony's Lonely Hearts Club Band by todAnthony2007-09-13 07:00:34
  DrDeisel and Ms. Hyde (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-09-13 07:00:31
  Natural Born MontyZuma (n/t) by MontyZuma2007-09-13 06:47:46
    Or maybe The Full MontyZuma? (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-09-13 06:57:44
  The abb3w Musketeers (n/t) by abb3w2007-09-13 05:09:44
  The Life of JimK... (n/t) by JimK2007-09-13 04:22:12
  Parker Levis can't lose :) (n/t) by parker2007-09-13 04:11:53
  Beorn_dk's run by Beorn_dk2007-09-13 03:57:40
  I, Byte by IByte2007-09-13 03:29:30
  Esteis One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest. by Esteis2007-09-13 03:10:52
  Smithmule's shadow (n/t) by smithmule2007-09-13 02:45:25
  Time to say DerSarek by DerSarek2007-09-13 02:39:16
  RetiQlum, RetiQlum, does whatever by RetiQlum22007-09-13 02:31:10
    :D (n/t) by Esteis2007-09-13 03:10:05
  Jaqie: Dragonlady of Pern by jaqie2007-09-13 01:37:20
  "Elegy For Arivia" (n/t) by Arivia2007-09-13 01:26:31
  The Picture of dodrian Gray. by dodrian2007-09-13 01:25:14
    Which is Dorian BTW... (n/t) by Sharku2007-09-13 08:30:40
      Yes, Dorian's my real name. (n/t) by dodrian2007-09-13 10:11:46
  WWE Smackdown VS ManxMania by manxmania2007-09-13 01:14:37
  live_in_aport or die hard (n/t) by live_in_aport2007-09-13 01:08:13
  How to build and repair booys by ooys2007-09-13 01:06:53
    Ooystown :) by madjo2007-09-13 04:37:02
    That would have been easy: by RetiQlum22007-09-13 03:44:09
  The Perfect Electric Storm (n/t) by Electric Storm2007-09-13 01:01:05
  dexter181 for dummies (n/t) by dexter1812007-09-13 00:49:39
  Spisefisken gennem 100 år (med opskrifter) by Spisefisken2007-09-13 00:43:32
  The EnzoMatrix Effect by EnzoMatrix2007-09-13 00:42:10
  You can't say Secris in Canada by secris2007-09-13 00:40:45
    Yes. Yes, I do. (n/t) by Esteis2007-09-13 05:18:06
      good (n/t) by secris2007-09-14 00:26:15
  A Clockwork Oedla (n/t) by oedlan2007-09-13 00:40:15
  The Good, the Bad and ideur (n/t) by ideur2007-09-13 00:38:13
    The Good, The Basher20, and The Ugly (n/t) by basher202007-09-13 06:19:32
      The Jo, The Res, and The Gump (n/t) by joresgump2007-09-13 11:24:45
  The Last Raptor. (n/t) by raptor_872007-09-13 00:36:25
  The Illiad by Illiad2007-09-13 00:36:16
    that does not qualify by jaqie2007-09-13 01:04:39
      Maybe he's actually by ooys2007-09-13 01:08:25
        substitute != insert by jaqie2007-09-13 01:12:19
          He inserted an 'L'... (n/t) by kahuana2007-09-13 11:16:19
  The MadJo Ultimatum by madjo2007-09-13 00:35:08
    Incidentally by madjo2007-09-13 00:52:37
  "Crash (AlanTwo's Mix)" - Cause n' Effect by AlanTwo2007-09-13 00:29:56
  knockin on klymer's door by Klymer2007-09-13 00:13:53
    *watches klymer's door denting in* by roger G. rapid2007-09-13 00:52:08
  Spleeing four proffesionals: No moar Tyops (n/t) by Tyop2007-09-13 00:09:01
    This one gets my vote for teh win. by wwill2007-09-13 11:28:01
  Learn Karl-Henrik in 24h ;) (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-09-13 00:04:35
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-09-13 00:00:02
  Colours/Colors by Snate2007-09-13 00:17:23
  MaytagRepairmanpoisonedCaptainJackwithapelvicthrus by ideur2007-09-13 00:01:00
    That stings... n/t by roger G. rapid2007-09-13 00:42:28

 

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