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Cartoon for Aug 26, 2007
Strip for Aug 26, 2007
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Doc SHOULd be : very, very sorry ... by Klaranth2007-08-26 23:01:38
  Apparently he is :) (n/t) by NemoHac2007-08-26 23:05:10
DSL connection dropping out by dennismv2007-08-26 22:51:35
<rant> by fitzso2007-08-26 21:54:40
  <rant> by NemoHac2007-08-26 22:50:29
  <rant> by nix2007-08-26 22:01:04
    when it needs to be progressed by LilDragon2007-08-26 22:21:56
Fax device by MrTrick2007-08-26 21:12:28
  Hate to be commercial... by LthrOttr2007-08-26 22:34:27
  Possibly better. by werehatrack2007-08-26 22:27:25
  err... something wrong with computer + fax modem? by Freakazoid2007-08-26 21:26:04
    Power consumption. (n/t) by Myke2007-08-26 22:24:25
    The old fax machine... by MrTrick2007-08-26 21:35:17
      Some fax software does answering as well. by werehatrack2007-08-26 22:34:38
  Why "not a computer"? (n/t) by rhl20002007-08-26 21:20:40
    Because... by MrTrick2007-08-26 21:28:01
      If you want a fun project by Myke2007-08-26 22:48:34
        That would indeed be fun. by MrTrick2007-08-26 23:26:24
      Then how about a USB external modem + fax software (n/t) by rhl20002007-08-26 21:31:24
  Yes, but by hobbs2007-08-26 21:14:23
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-08-26 21:00:04
Deezer.com by the_diggity2007-08-26 20:35:11
could use some warm fuzzies.. hardrive is going by Garrinka2007-08-26 20:34:20
  Will walk you through the steps by AlanTwo2007-08-26 22:44:15
  no! keep those fuzzies away from that hard drive! by amp_man2007-08-26 21:38:22
    Owies hon.. *huggles to ya* by Garrinka2007-08-26 21:51:56
      anything is possible by XndeX2007-08-26 22:09:10
        150 gb.. it's been bounced around a couple by Garrinka2007-08-26 22:25:05
  I'm not sure, exactly, if this will help. by KingOfFools2007-08-26 21:36:45
  Check your email. =) by shadowsystems2007-08-26 21:24:00
    seen and responded hon ty *Mega huggles* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-08-26 21:45:37
TTGTB - 7 am comes awfully early. by Silverfire2007-08-26 20:32:56
  Same here. Tomorrow monring will be interesting by radiowave9112007-08-26 20:36:53
So... by the_diggity2007-08-26 20:08:05
  *giggle* Nice. :D (n/t) by Silverfire2007-08-26 20:29:05
Dear NASA; by hieraco2007-08-26 20:02:58
  On 'empty' regions of the universe... by MrTrick2007-08-26 20:12:20
    I don't believe it ;) by hobbs2007-08-26 20:41:26
      Yes I can. by MrTrick2007-08-26 20:48:07
        How would the relative velocity increase? by Peace_man2007-08-26 22:21:45
          Dark energy. by nix2007-08-26 22:45:57
    wrong by aberbob2007-08-26 20:19:21
      *snrk* (n/t) by themadkansan2007-08-26 20:21:18
  I notice that knuckes stayed away from the by hadji2007-08-26 20:10:17
    AAAAAAAAARGH by the_diggity2007-08-26 20:10:48
      What I want to know is how Knuckles managed to by hadji2007-08-26 20:21:20
        I know it is after roll-over, but... by hieraco2007-08-27 07:57:52
        *groan :) (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-08-26 21:26:51
        *wonders who else got that last one* (n/t) by shminux2007-08-26 21:04:45
          I WISH I didn't, does that count? (n/t) by KingOfFools2007-08-26 21:39:29
          *raises hand* (n/t) by nix2007-08-26 21:05:30
  Suggestion by oot2007-08-26 20:08:41
  i maed u a region of universe by jiteo2007-08-26 20:07:56
Real nice. by mpicklesimer12007-08-26 19:39:13
  Step 1: Reclaim 'her' computer. If she doesn't by Phoon2007-08-26 19:50:03
    I'd love to reclaim it, by mpicklesimer12007-08-26 19:57:39
      So tell your mother why, and that it's *your* by josie_beller2007-08-26 21:02:08
        ^Seconded^. =) by shadowsystems2007-08-26 21:41:21
    Brownies full of Laxitives by joecrouse2007-08-26 19:52:15
      A more evil retaliation by voxwoman2007-08-26 19:56:31
        No, no padlock... by MrTrick2007-08-26 20:06:42
          Jumper cables & a fully-charged marine battery... by shadowsystems2007-08-26 21:36:15
SOT-I-wish-M by Phoon2007-08-26 19:25:08
The cat's looking at us like we're both insane. by themadkansan2007-08-26 19:23:30
ATTN: shadowsystems by AlanTwo2007-08-26 19:01:32
  ?O.o? !O.O! (Runs off to go check...) by shadowsystems2007-08-26 19:51:14
    who's this "Steph" person? by Freakazoid2007-08-26 20:14:11
      =)P PPPLLLBBbbbbbbbbbbbb.... by shadowsystems2007-08-26 20:35:41
PSA - When configuring a box as a firewall by radiowave9112007-08-26 19:00:40
Joes temper strikes again bye bye Flat panel by joecrouse2007-08-26 18:56:34
  No more high res goodness for me by joecrouse2007-08-26 19:27:11
  Ouch... that sucks. by Dire_Lobo2007-08-26 19:20:27
    I was POed because I requested off by joecrouse2007-08-26 19:25:56
$700 for this!?!?!!!!!!!! by Snate2007-08-26 18:54:37
  Not legal for living in most comunities! by ideur2007-08-26 23:24:31
  funny about the way it looks by XndeX2007-08-26 19:10:54
    Cheap bastidges. by themadkansan2007-08-26 19:15:04
      w/ a half bath, it's already got sewer... (n/t) by Dire_Lobo2007-08-26 19:22:19
      If they tried... by werehatrack2007-08-26 19:22:14
        That's a "legal apartment" in your area??? by voxwoman2007-08-26 19:59:41
          I agree with you. If renting a room to a student by Snate2007-08-26 20:11:17
  Hmmm, I feel like flagging it as discriminatory... by MrTrick2007-08-26 18:59:02
    I'd rather alert the local zoning board. by voxwoman2007-08-26 20:00:59
Website help by Tynach2007-08-26 18:50:03
  I do that by means of Server Side Includes by radiowave9112007-08-26 18:57:06
    You'll need to make sure your server has SSI by Twitchh2007-08-26 19:05:45
      Assuming it doesn't have SSI by Tynach2007-08-27 18:01:17
        No, it doesn't. by Tynach2007-08-27 18:24:49
      Doh! I even though that I should mention that by radiowave9112007-08-26 19:06:45
        /me nods.... :-) (n/t) by Twitchh2007-08-26 19:07:40
  SSI = "Server Side Includes" (n/t) by Twitchh2007-08-26 18:52:19
Attn: kreepkrawly by UFieGear2007-08-26 18:50:00
  Great, I just got back in by kreepykrawly2007-08-27 04:18:59
  Great, I just got back in by kreepykrawly2007-08-27 04:18:57
    MODS: dangit, double post, sorry (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-08-27 04:19:54
Correct me if i'm wrong by nightmonger2007-08-26 18:43:05
  It's way too big for that. :-P (n/t) by radiowave9112007-08-26 18:51:39
    O.K. we'll also include lawyers :-P (n/t) by hieraco2007-08-26 19:22:45
Woah! by MrTrick2007-08-26 18:28:13
  Now try and hold it steady :-( by hieraco2007-08-26 19:22:04
    Well, it does have a digital anti-shake mechanism. by MrTrick2007-08-26 19:59:12
I-94 (main freeway between me and Chicago) by hadji2007-08-26 18:03:10
  Ugh. Please telecommute tomorrow. by Silverfire2007-08-26 20:27:34
  keep away from the water by XndeX2007-08-26 19:17:39
    Not like I have a choice, anyway. by hadji2007-08-26 19:19:38
      I'm just happy I'm home by XndeX2007-08-26 19:40:48
  We're too far south, thankfully. by AlanTwo2007-08-26 18:40:27
  Hopefully all the water doesn't mess with by nightmonger2007-08-26 18:26:50
  Floodwaters are bad. Stay safe, my friend. (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-26 18:07:41
website manipulation - entry points by dennismv2007-08-26 17:17:23
  Sure, if you're looking for a commercial app, by UFieGear2007-08-26 18:41:39
    yes please ! by dennismv2007-08-26 22:20:53
  I feel like I'm missing the point here by EndlessWaves2007-08-26 17:45:00
website manipulation - language by dennismv2007-08-26 17:10:22
  Indeed there is by hobbs2007-08-26 20:37:57
  You can have a single XML file with by vdp2007-08-26 18:22:51
  You're saying do a word-for-word translation? by maximumbob2007-08-26 17:13:33
    maybe you can by dennismv2007-08-26 17:21:22
      Have you looked at the CSS Zen garden for ideas? by EndlessWaves2007-08-26 17:32:17
        that's nice but now I need CSS that changes by dennismv2007-08-26 17:53:38
          Is very widely used - see my reply above to by UFieGear2007-08-26 18:45:11
Mmmm! Gourmet Jellybeans! (n/t) by williamashbless2007-08-26 16:53:25
  o.O by kahuana2007-08-26 17:26:32
    Beluga jellybeans? (n/t) by RoraJoey2007-08-26 19:02:05
Heh, i'm on a retro kick lately by Freakazoid2007-08-26 16:35:48
  Arrg, Nox is a timesink... and classes start by Talchas2007-08-26 20:08:41
    Haven't let myself start the Quest mode yet by Freakazoid2007-08-26 20:16:31
  *strangles dvd+/-r drive in main box* by Freakazoid2007-08-26 18:03:06
  Another advantage: by sgrunt2007-08-26 16:46:18
    i've just got to wrap my brain around thac0 again by Freakazoid2007-08-26 16:58:42
  correction: third time recently for nox by Freakazoid2007-08-26 16:45:26
Mmmmmm... Organic Dark chocolate... by skippy-ish_guy2007-08-26 16:11:56
  How dark is dark? (n/t) by sgrunt2007-08-26 16:12:28
    Belgian dark. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2007-08-26 17:34:26
      Try Santander, if you can get it. by werehatrack2007-08-26 17:52:30
        I once tried 99% by dennismv2007-08-26 23:16:25
This is gonna be an interesting week.... by radiowave9112007-08-26 15:30:37
  You are stronger and more ready than you imagine by Dire_Lobo2007-08-26 19:08:04
    Thanks. I know I'll pull through...it'll be by radiowave9112007-08-26 19:25:38
  Good luck! by esbita2007-08-26 15:40:25
    I went to a bootcamp two weeks ago by radiowave9112007-08-26 15:46:52
      If you have *any* by thread_killer2007-08-26 17:26:51
        Thanks. by radiowave9112007-08-26 17:45:51
      Nov 6? Thanks. by esbita2007-08-26 16:07:33
        I would not swaer by that date - that is coming by radiowave9112007-08-26 16:24:16
          Yeah i understand. by esbita2007-08-26 18:33:51
      Subnetting? Doesn't sound that bad... by bwkaz2007-08-26 15:53:42
        Subnetting - as in breaking a network into by radiowave9112007-08-26 16:20:22
          d). by sgrunt2007-08-26 16:49:12
            Da. Of course, I have to be able to figure that o by radiowave9112007-08-26 16:54:01
              you shouldn't have to ... by subbywan2007-08-26 17:58:25
                That's my plan. by radiowave9112007-08-26 18:00:31
                  Except most of the questions in my practice exams by esbita2007-08-26 18:44:19
        it's not that complicated... by esbita2007-08-26 16:06:39
          Yeah, I figured I knew how it worked. by bwkaz2007-08-26 18:23:42
          Ancient Chinese secret: by thread_killer2007-08-26 17:30:31
            Of course. by esbita2007-08-26 18:39:43
              The software I have does have it by radiowave9112007-08-26 18:50:58
                one thing I learned the hard way... by esbita2007-08-26 19:00:18
                  Watch out for authentication as well :) by radiowave9112007-08-26 19:04:46
                    been there, too.... by esbita2007-08-26 19:12:53
            The ? is one of my favorite CLI 'commands' :) (n/t by radiowave9112007-08-26 17:43:37
          The CLI and I generally get along fine by radiowave9112007-08-26 16:14:57
            *sniggers* Riiiiiiiiight by esbita2007-08-26 18:39:04
              I was only able to go because my company paid for by radiowave9112007-08-26 18:47:29
                I'm doing some interviewing while at dragoncon by esbita2007-08-26 19:06:15
                  The only openings we have that are by radiowave9112007-08-26 19:33:08
BioShock SecureROM *not* a rootkit. by Illiad2007-08-26 15:24:19
  doesn't contain one but SecuROM acts like one by Freakazoid2007-08-26 15:33:34
    Screwing up an optical drive != rootkit. by jiteo2007-08-26 15:42:23
      not necessarily by Freakazoid2007-08-26 16:08:13
        Must we have MULTIPLE definitions of "rootkit"??? by rhl20002007-08-26 20:35:35
          Full ack. by Qcumber-some2007-08-26 21:28:30
        Socrates is mortal. by jiteo2007-08-26 16:48:25
        effect != cause by vetitice2007-08-26 16:11:07
My first wikipedia edit! by hadji2007-08-26 14:53:52
  Leonidas is a Belgian chocolate shop :P (n/t) by Klaranth2007-08-26 14:56:54
    Chocolate waffles! \o/ (n/t) by hadji2007-08-26 14:58:28
      They specialise in bonbons, actually. (n/t) by Esteis2007-08-26 15:43:45
        That'd make them confectioners, no? (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-26 17:19:27
          Probably. The Dutch word is "bonbonwinkel", by Esteis2007-08-26 17:29:27
            The Leonidas shop in my next door mall by Klaranth2007-08-26 22:43:16
Help me try out Linux. . . by Fushichou2007-08-26 14:44:42
  I've been using Debian by Consul8802007-08-26 19:57:43
  I friend with similar background (computer by vdp2007-08-26 19:26:19
  I wouldn't exactly call that "old" by Freakazoid2007-08-26 16:38:18
    oh and that system ran xubuntu great by Freakazoid2007-08-26 16:40:55
  What worked for this GNU/Linux Noob. by WolvenSpectre2007-08-26 15:42:57
  vi is your friend... by Twitchh2007-08-26 15:26:43
    My experience with vi by Fushichou2007-08-26 19:16:36
      vi was hard 1st, but its flexibility(or mine) grew by inittab2007-08-27 18:41:06
      Yeah -- That would be *really* frustrating. (n/t) by Twitchh2007-08-26 19:20:23
    So what does vi do? by EndlessWaves2007-08-26 15:38:31
      Mainly its brief commands. by Esteis2007-08-26 16:19:17
        I can see why people like it now by EndlessWaves2007-08-26 17:27:14
          Yep! by Twitchh2007-08-26 18:36:48
      g?g? for one. :-P (n/t) by bwkaz2007-08-26 15:45:42
        Er, I should note: that's probably not in vi, but by bwkaz2007-08-26 15:47:35
  i am a linux novice myself by thethinman2007-08-26 14:53:34
  Not a suggestion or a tip, but by toysbfun2007-08-26 14:52:39
    Knoppix! (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-26 17:31:19
    Between the two, I would suggest Ubuntu. by Nath32007-08-26 15:10:57
      I say Kubuntu is better. by Esteis2007-08-26 15:38:09
      ^Seconded^. =) by shadowsystems2007-08-26 15:32:35
        Thunderbird? by toysbfun2007-08-26 16:05:47
          ?O.o? !O.O! (Runs off to go check...) by shadowsystems2007-08-26 16:32:33
            Ive never gotten this to work. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-08-26 18:58:14
Vista licencing question by Bonzo2007-08-26 14:35:33
  You'll have to plow through the license agreement by ChuckAB2007-08-26 14:58:03
d4 heat and humidity... by AlanTwo2007-08-26 14:30:03
  YCTHAH? by werehatrack2007-08-26 17:50:12
    Too far south for me. by AlanTwo2007-08-26 18:42:33
o.O Wow...they approved me. by SnArL2007-08-26 14:27:24
Boomies? by themadkansan2007-08-26 14:24:15
  What are boomies? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-08-26 14:53:12
    Invitation to play Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory by hadji2007-08-26 14:55:25
  After showers, maybe. (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-26 14:27:55
    Joy by themadkansan2007-08-26 14:30:23
      Alright you dirty old man, by krikkert2007-08-26 14:52:36
  Bedtime. Sorry (n/t) by Klaranth2007-08-26 14:25:46
    Feh. :P by themadkansan2007-08-26 14:26:23
      Wish I could by EndlessWaves2007-08-26 17:46:05
SOTM : Sarah McLachlan - Angel by Bellator2007-08-26 14:05:47
  Yeah.... by Twitchh2007-08-26 15:19:17
Denver Public Library annual by notdeadyet2007-08-26 13:34:40
Yay, Itsyourturn.com is back up. (n/t) by Klaranth2007-08-26 13:29:24
SoTM: Starlight - Muse by the_diggity2007-08-26 12:57:46
Was i wrong to laugh? by lab rat2007-08-26 12:50:24
  Nope by joecrouse2007-08-26 19:49:07
    careful with that by dennismv2007-08-26 22:17:09
  *facepalm* by AlanTwo2007-08-26 14:24:14
    The look on the slobs face was priceless. (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-26 16:04:46
  kids at the high school I was working at... by Garrinka2007-08-26 12:55:37
    *sigh* I just don't understand stealing. (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-26 13:22:31
      I blame baseball. ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-26 13:28:22
        *groans* (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-26 13:37:34
    "DoDDs"? (n/t) by Freakazoid2007-08-26 13:03:17
    That was probably the reason *why* there were no by kahuana2007-08-26 13:00:18
      Department of Defense Schools.. by Garrinka2007-08-26 13:14:23
        It's Department of Defense _Dependent_ Schools, by dodrian2007-08-26 15:00:37
        *lunch line okay :) by Garrinka2007-08-26 13:30:59
          Sure, I'll give you a break. by AlanTwo2007-08-26 14:23:43
            I have a *baaad* feeling about which type. by kahuana2007-08-26 17:21:20
        I thought my school lunch was bad... (n/t) by Jeff_UK2007-08-26 13:26:48
  He gets the instant karma award :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2007-08-26 12:53:07
    Yes, he does. By the time I got the stuff by lab rat2007-08-26 13:08:09
  The Whiteboard has a good comic on that... (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-26 12:52:44
Can't put your arms around a memory... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-08-26 12:45:10
  ...but it's better than not having one. (n/t) by werehatrack2007-08-26 17:47:01
    I beg to differ. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-26 17:48:30
  I sit alone hugging at air... by Stardust2007-08-26 12:51:59
  Can't cuddle with wishful thinking... (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-26 12:47:15
SotM: Boys of Summer - Evanscence by Garrinka2007-08-26 12:09:53
  Don Henley by Schol-R-LEA;22007-08-27 00:04:03
  I don't think that's Evanescence. by Phoon2007-08-26 12:22:11
    ok hon linky here :) by Garrinka2007-08-26 12:24:57
      Was it The Ataris by vetitice2007-08-26 12:32:04
        Its not deaths head by joecrouse2007-08-26 19:08:33
        I thought it was "Deadhead"... by Phoon2007-08-26 12:37:49
          I think that was the original lyrics by Don Henley by kahuana2007-08-26 13:27:05
            Right. by Phoon2007-08-26 13:40:32
          Please, rub it in some more :-D (n/t) by vetitice2007-08-26 12:38:50
            Didn't mean to. Just took longer to post. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-26 12:39:49
        ...and after 20 years I finally get it. by vetitice2007-08-26 12:37:35
      The lyrics match the version made by The Ataris by Bellator2007-08-26 12:30:41
      I don't trust lyrics sites to ID songs. by Phoon2007-08-26 12:27:36
        Well its been spot on for all the stuff I have by Garrinka2007-08-26 12:29:19
          The problem is that they're populated by users. by Phoon2007-08-26 12:36:19
            eh fine whatever not in the mood for an argument by Garrinka2007-08-26 12:38:21
    I don't think it's Evanescence either by Bellator2007-08-26 12:24:31
      If you can mistake a woman for Weird Al, by Phoon2007-08-26 12:28:32
        *huge grin* by oot2007-08-26 12:34:27
        I know... by Bellator2007-08-26 12:32:07
<Rant> I HATE MCGILL UNIVERSITY'S WEBPAGE! by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-26 11:49:42
  ... but everyone knew her as Nancy (n/t) by hobbs2007-08-26 14:33:09
  H*ll desk is a good luck charm by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-26 12:51:43
    We call it the "magic touch"... by rhl20002007-08-26 13:58:35
    He needed to stare at it to get it to work. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-08-26 12:53:51
      Heisenberg or "Stern look" debugging? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-26 13:38:55
        "I sear it wasn't working a minute ago" debugging (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-26 14:31:26
          Thaaaat's the one. (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-26 14:49:19
  Maybe I should keep my mouth shut :) by Garrinka2007-08-26 12:18:34
  Sounds not unlike Regis by PsychoI3oy2007-08-26 12:15:49
  Search for Exchange from main page : by Klaranth2007-08-26 12:15:26
    THANK YOU! (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-26 12:21:36
      ARRG! by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-26 12:26:26
        German for "THE username"? :) (n/t) by Michiel2007-08-26 12:38:38
          No. Then it would be "DIE username". by kahuana2007-08-26 12:56:19
            The techs obviously aren't fluent in German, then. by sgrunt2007-08-26 13:03:01
              They should at least be fluent in Simpson :-) by kahuana2007-08-26 13:12:16
          LOL, thanks, need that laugh (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-26 12:46:29
  *shrug* by Klaranth2007-08-26 12:11:31
    USF is a bit nicer about it. by Phoon2007-08-26 12:24:39
      ... which shows you how often I use those. by Phoon2007-08-26 12:43:33
      Oh, and only the usf.edu address has a form. by Phoon2007-08-26 12:25:53
    Oh, that would never be practical here. by Michiel2007-08-26 12:17:55
      Had the enjoyment of a burn out half way through y by Klaranth2007-08-26 14:07:48
  *Shrugs* by amp_man2007-08-26 11:58:40
    Firstclass is terrible even on windows by EndlessWaves2007-08-26 12:52:03
      yeah, we've got the web interface too by amp_man2007-08-26 13:17:05
    I already monitor five personal e-mail accounts by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-26 12:29:35
      Set up an email client? by amp_man2007-08-26 13:20:53
        Two of the accounts are hotmail freebies by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-26 14:29:31
          well, thunderbird can snarf from hotmail by Freakazoid2007-08-26 16:43:58
        Provided, of course, by krikkert2007-08-26 13:58:15
      Yeah.... by Twitchh2007-08-26 12:47:22
        Since they don't hit me with late fees by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-26 12:53:57
If you want me to set up your network client for by hieraco2007-08-26 11:48:45
  Are you in a position to commit Homercide*? by kahuana2007-08-26 13:14:32
{{{snarl}}} by Nightwind2007-08-26 11:36:41
LaTeX: overtable? by Michiel2007-08-26 11:25:57
  You might be able to apply colortbl by Esteis2007-08-26 14:14:31
    Hm. That's not exactly what I need. by Michiel2007-08-26 15:45:34
I've found the car I want... by Bellator2007-08-26 10:45:59
  All I want is pony... supersized ;) by Garrinka2007-08-26 10:54:50
    okay here you go by robertltux2007-08-26 18:09:15
    Halflinger? Or bigger... Fresian? Belgian? (n/t) by oot2007-08-26 12:29:09
      thinking more warmblood :) by Garrinka2007-08-26 12:33:52
        Never say never. by AlanTwo2007-08-26 14:25:49
    I hope so too... by Bellator2007-08-26 12:19:20
      I hear ya hon *hugs* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-08-26 12:22:03
        *hugs* :) (n/t) by Bellator2007-08-26 12:33:01
    You, too, eh? by werehatrack2007-08-26 11:57:53
      A new car? by Bellator2007-08-26 12:12:49
        I'd take either. by PsychoI3oy2007-08-26 12:19:13
      oh hon at least you are going to dragon con :) by Garrinka2007-08-26 12:03:10
    OR getting a heck of a job, after you make it out by Klaranth2007-08-26 11:31:05
      Donno about that like where I'm at :) by Garrinka2007-08-26 12:12:52
I missed the crossroads guitar festival *sobs* by Garrinka2007-08-26 10:15:17
  D4 Derek Trucks got it going on! by Garrinka2007-08-26 11:12:06
\o/ I won the lottery! \o/ by kahuana2007-08-26 10:08:06
  My long-lost cousin, I have finally fond you :) (n (n/t) by huitzilopochtli2007-08-26 15:58:17
  You should buy SCO :D (n/t) by Jeff_UK2007-08-26 12:29:15
  grats man! :) how ya gonna spend it? :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-08-26 10:12:45
    Hire Geddy Lee to sing on an album? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-26 10:38:39
      hehe :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-08-26 10:53:12
I've just finished reading "Accelerando" by Mad Marty2007-08-26 09:41:38
  I loved it! by jdelphiki2007-08-26 16:34:17
  I felt it got a bit silly by EndlessWaves2007-08-26 12:55:35
  Sweet, I'll check it out. by Concept2007-08-26 10:47:53
    "A Colder War" has been linked here. by raptor_872007-08-26 11:29:55
      Also "The Concrete Jungle" by hobbs2007-08-26 14:34:50
      Scratch Monkey is also available by dennism2007-08-26 11:56:51
Windows help needed: List of programs by Bonzo2007-08-26 09:04:01
  belarc "advisor" is good for that by robertltux2007-08-26 09:26:43
    A most excellent tool. (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-26 11:38:17
    WOW! by Bonzo2007-08-26 10:10:37
      Isnt it part of the nuke and pave CD from Shadowsy by Klaranth2007-08-26 10:52:06
        But is it any good for Vista? (n/t) by Bonzo2007-08-26 13:58:35
          Yes the current version is by robertltux2007-08-26 14:34:47
          You're commenting on Vista. [Cancel] [Allow] by kahuana2007-08-26 14:25:19
        Check his diary thought I saw a link in there :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-08-26 10:56:21
  cobble together a few cropped printscreens by jaqie2007-08-26 09:25:43
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-08-26 07:23:36
Today's Foxtrot is pretty good, too. :) (n/t) by Concept2007-08-26 07:03:42
  He only rates a 2? by imWACC02007-08-26 08:04:39
    I think the joke is... by arktus2007-08-26 10:58:36
      Or maybe... by arktus2007-08-26 10:59:39
    Pff, scales of one to ten. by ihope1272007-08-26 08:21:30
      *rolls 2D10* by imWACC02007-08-26 12:35:28
        meh, 2d10 by Freakazoid2007-08-26 12:41:54
      The proper measure of "dorkiness" by webishop2007-08-26 10:01:32
Nice one, Illiad. (n/t) by Sharku2007-08-26 06:27:47
  Just what I needed by Glytch782007-08-26 09:27:49
  lol yeah! Don't panik! :-D (n/t) by tilt2007-08-26 06:43:19
    Where did I put my towel? (n/t) by Concept2007-08-26 06:59:45
there should be a law by subbywan2007-08-26 06:08:57
  Le Wah. I have to be at work at 7 am tomorrow. by Silverfire2007-08-26 17:09:49
    just stating how things should be :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-26 17:49:00
      ROFL IF that were the case I'd be getting by Silverfire2007-08-26 20:32:07
  They make an hour that small? by retiqlum22007-08-26 11:54:31
  Laws rarely if ever work in anyones favor by veran2007-08-26 11:02:23
  !-800-555-WAH! by hieraco2007-08-26 10:43:41
  pfftt... by schwing12007-08-26 08:42:14
    I guess he's a man, even at one month... by Phoon2007-08-26 12:31:37
    That's just ... wrong. (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-26 08:44:44
  Up at 8:30 on a Sunday... by AlanTwo2007-08-26 07:25:03
  Pfah. by krikkert2007-08-26 06:23:25
    your schedule is your problem :P by subbywan2007-08-26 06:48:55
      I comfort myself with the knowledge by krikkert2007-08-26 06:50:30
        That's only because you think you know more than by subbywan2007-08-26 06:59:43
          Nope, by krikkert2007-08-26 07:11:22
            under-achiever :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-26 07:16:10
              Jante. (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-26 07:17:41
                eh. too philosophical. (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-26 07:22:21
        Latte with foam? what's that you say sonny? by rhinobird2007-08-26 06:53:10
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-08-26 05:30:04
Send lawyers, guns and money. by rhinobird2007-08-26 05:00:28
  From memory: "Give me a car, a gun and a billion by ihope1272007-08-26 08:08:34
Is Citadelle Pure Canadian Maple Syrup any good by Klaranth2007-08-26 04:37:32
  Sounds like one of the many commercial brands from by rhl20002007-08-26 13:48:04
    Shopping by Klaranth2007-08-26 22:41:15
  Never heard of it. by hieraco2007-08-26 10:42:19
    Threadjack: Maple trees. by Tyop2007-08-26 11:00:24
      You tap the tree in spring by hieraco2007-08-26 11:55:33
        Was it something like 40:1? (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-26 13:37:11
          45:1 (n/t) by Klaranth2007-08-26 22:37:05
        Agreed about the single tree... by rhl20002007-08-26 13:29:24
      I'd say late winter : by Klaranth2007-08-26 11:26:21
        I'd say early spring (which is nearly the same) by rhl20002007-08-26 13:25:05
ATTN Garrinka... =) by shadowsystems2007-08-26 04:28:13
  copy that hon.. sent you an email ;) by Garrinka2007-08-26 10:48:45
    Hit a roadblock... =( by shadowsystems2007-08-26 16:01:24
      Solution: 60-day game cards by AlanTwo2007-08-26 18:59:45
        The WoW FAQ says otherwise. =( by shadowsystems2007-08-26 19:14:17
          Debit cards work. That's what I used. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-26 19:31:14
            Not legally in California, unfortunately. =( by shadowsystems2007-08-26 20:17:42
              It does royally suck. by KingOfFools2007-08-26 21:08:42
                Ummm... thank you? =} *wibble* by shadowsystems2007-08-26 21:21:46
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-08-26 04:00:06
solution to old problem by CALL-1982007-08-26 03:47:52
  Hmmm ... by ideur2007-08-26 04:30:54
    Da, thats what happens when you don't get to... by CALL-1982007-08-26 11:56:07
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-08-26 03:36:20
  Graphs Updated by geopsychic2007-08-26 08:19:55
Linux, Laptop internal speakers dont mute by thetree2007-08-26 03:25:15
  Headphones? by werehatrack2007-08-26 09:52:07
  Its a MADHOUSE!!!! by thetree2007-08-26 07:39:52
    Just because the hardware works in Windows doesn't by bwkaz2007-08-26 08:24:10
  I had that problem the other day in Ubuntu by carthax2007-08-26 06:03:00
  Well I know from my own experience by jaqie2007-08-26 06:02:39
Roll call: Who's playing bioshock? by Arachnid2007-08-26 03:09:40
  just tried the stemo on steam by jaqie2007-08-26 12:11:50
  I am (over at a friend's place) by Freakazoid2007-08-26 10:58:49
  Yo! by Illiad2007-08-26 10:06:55
  Tried out the demo off of steam by Concept2007-08-26 07:01:04
  Me? I am playing dungeon keeper 2 by jaqie2007-08-26 06:08:20
    I'm playing Z. by Arman X2007-08-26 07:35:30
      aha. space quest. by jaqie2007-08-26 08:50:19
  Didn't get long to play last night by iarann2007-08-26 05:14:52
  Still in the wharf area, Fontaine's. (n/t) by Adiplomat2007-08-26 04:26:43
Why don't/didn't CD/DVD recorder manufacturers by Bonzo2007-08-26 02:44:08
  Because pits:bits isn't a 1:1 conversion by Arachnid2007-08-26 03:16:44
  There ARE units that will do a 1:1 copy... by shadowsystems2007-08-26 03:04:10
    Alternatively, a CD press. by Tomo2007-08-26 03:39:19
      Not so much lots as... by Bellator2007-08-26 03:42:58
        <AOL> Me Too! </AOL> by shadowsystems2007-08-26 03:47:17
  Old DVD drives... by rhakeios2007-08-26 02:53:37
    Not so. by Arachnid2007-08-26 03:12:05
      I was thinking of DVDs by rhakeios2007-08-26 05:28:06
        I was also talking about DVDs by Arachnid2007-08-26 23:55:58
Someone would be smiling a mile wide if he could > by Medentic2007-08-26 02:33:14
Checking for updates - helps by c3po2007-08-26 01:40:10
  Yea. by CALL-1982007-08-26 04:01:43
    Oops. by CALL-1982007-08-26 04:03:23
I made a comic happen :D (n/t) by Jeff_UK2007-08-26 01:10:58
  Nah, that image is from Google Space. by Klaranth2007-08-26 01:29:05
    No, really, see? by arktus2007-08-26 10:50:27
      Thanks for the clicky (or clunky) :) by Jeff_UK2007-08-26 11:58:15
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-08-26 01:00:02
Spreading the Knoppix love... by purplepineapple2007-08-26 00:38:54
  AHAHAHAHAHAH! by purplepineapple2007-08-26 05:34:37
    I did when my mom installed Ubuntu. by PsychoI3oy2007-08-26 05:36:12
      Heheh Exactly! (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-08-26 05:52:18
  (Applause) You GO, Girl! =D by shadowsystems2007-08-26 02:42:02
    Naaah it won't happen by purplepineapple2007-08-26 04:11:20
The true reasons for the void are more violent... (n/t) by Yog_Sothoth2007-08-26 00:20:03
  This room for rent (n/t) by veran2007-08-26 03:41:18
  Someone farted? by Arachnid2007-08-26 03:39:44
  well...... by kierthos2007-08-26 00:23:16
    Shhh... Don't say it 3 times! (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2007-08-26 01:57:34
      beetlejuice! (n/t) by jaqie2007-08-26 05:58:46
      That's "Hastur"... keep up with us here. :) (n/t) by williamashbless2007-08-26 02:06:08
        hastur? (n/t) by ParityBit2007-08-26 02:27:33
          Yes, "Hastur". Ssh. Don't say it. (n/t) by Esteis2007-08-26 02:35:16
            Bwahaha! my evil plan worked! *eat by H*st*r* (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2007-08-26 02:58:57
              Aaaaaaaaaa! Aaaaaaa—.... (n/t) by Esteis2007-08-26 03:32:22
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02007-08-26 00:10:39
  New question: by Tyop2007-08-26 00:36:47
    Virtual Retinal Display / Retinal Scan Display by Ascag2007-08-26 04:51:12
Bypass? What was there before? (n/t) by shminux2007-08-26 00:01:39
  Ok, where's my towel? And I seriously don't... by HaX80r2007-08-26 10:54:43
  It looked like a kitty treat! by Tandy2007-08-26 01:02:39
    nomfnomfnomfnomf (n/t) by themadkansan2007-08-26 12:34:50
      OM NOM NOM NOM NOM (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-26 12:45:43
  It's complicated. (n/t) by Yog_Sothoth2007-08-26 00:20:52
    Try me. (n/t) by williamashbless2007-08-26 02:01:04
  Big Bombs by Merfax2007-08-26 00:16:31
    Nah by amp_man2007-08-26 11:49:51
  Ask the Vogons by ideur2007-08-26 00:08:47
  find Messrs. Prefect and Dent by RunNeoRun2007-08-26 00:06:36
Translations by Nea2007-08-26 00:01:02
  Deutsch / German (n/t) by Count_02007-08-26 00:14:19
    by Count_0 by Count_02007-08-26 00:14:59
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-08-26 00:00:02
  YourMailmangotlostwithListerbutwhocares by ideur2007-08-26 00:00:55
    But Lister is three million years away from Earth! by cuboci2007-08-26 03:13:33
      Maybe Rimmer used to be a postman? (n/t) by vidi2007-08-26 03:29:14
        Very unlikely. He'd have failed the test to become by cuboci2007-08-26 07:13:40

 

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