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Cartoon for Aug 22, 2007
Strip for Aug 22, 2007
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Rawh! by themadkansan2007-08-22 22:40:08
  That set is amazing. by ExO_DsR2007-08-22 23:35:28
  Back inna bit - need to rearrange some things. (n/ (n/t) by themadkansan2007-08-22 23:02:25
    Graaaaaaaah. I Have Too Much Junk. by themadkansan2007-08-22 23:48:33
  Verra. cool. Now ME wants too... by Dire_Lobo2007-08-22 22:50:25
    I've only been working towards them for 3 years. by themadkansan2007-08-22 22:53:34
  You're sure the banging isn't by sgrunt2007-08-22 22:43:50
    nope by themadkansan2007-08-22 22:52:34
SOTM : A Perfect Circle - Passive by Bellator2007-08-22 21:44:53
  Sleepwalkers Dream- Delain (www.delain.nl) by inkey2007-08-22 22:58:45
  Wake me up - Evanescence by Garrinka2007-08-22 21:51:06
    You put that Wham song from the other day by hobbs2007-08-22 22:44:00
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-08-22 21:00:03
fuzzies and healing vibes please by fitzso2007-08-22 20:41:56
  Fuzzies on the way... by OsteSpiser2007-08-22 22:39:04
  All available sent expedited priority by Dire_Lobo2007-08-22 20:48:54
My Middle-Eastern percussion class by RoraJoey2007-08-22 20:06:08
  hon linky leads to idk page.. :) by Garrinka2007-08-22 20:37:09
    Ah..copied URL from wrong place.. by RoraJoey2007-08-22 21:01:33
      nice handi-work ;) by Garrinka2007-08-22 21:16:11
        I let my fingers do the tapping... by RoraJoey2007-08-22 22:25:58
    and this whole time I thought subbywan was talkin' by Dire_Lobo2007-08-22 20:50:10
  The link doesn't go that far right ... :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-22 20:08:56
Attn: JimK by hieraco2007-08-22 20:00:58
Goin' to the Big Kahuna on Saturday by lab rat2007-08-22 19:22:15
  Have fun! by Karl-Henrik2007-08-22 22:57:02
    Can you say by lab rat2007-08-22 23:10:51
      I thought I just did ;) (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-08-22 23:29:24
  Don't hurt... by vdp2007-08-22 20:22:26
    No guarantees. (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-22 21:02:00
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-08-22 19:11:10
  Moderated for bad juju and unobfuscated email by Illiad2007-08-22 19:11:47
    Considering it contains (presumably legitimate) by Phoon2007-08-22 19:23:36
      Probably not... by Illiad2007-08-22 19:27:40
        I bet the cards are being charged as we speak by shminux2007-08-22 19:28:40
          Could be. by Illiad2007-08-22 19:34:52
            What!? by glitch2007-08-22 21:04:36
              :-) by Illiad2007-08-22 21:05:43
    Danke! Google hasn't got it yet, at least... (n/t) by adiplomat2007-08-22 19:13:14
  MODS! Non-fuzzed email, among other things... by adiplomat2007-08-22 19:10:12
    Sorry, that comment, along with all the others, by adiplomat2007-08-22 19:17:03
  MODS... appears to have unobfuscated by Dire_Lobo2007-08-22 19:10:07
    Food? Where? (n/t) by Arachnid2007-08-22 21:37:44
  *wibble* Mods? by Phoon2007-08-22 19:07:48
    you types fasta than I do ;-) by Dire_Lobo2007-08-22 19:10:53
    Unobfuscated e-mail addys are present, if nothing by sgrunt2007-08-22 19:10:32
      I don't think that's the problem... by Phoon2007-08-22 19:15:30
        Ah! THAT's why you beat me to the post... by Dire_Lobo2007-08-22 20:21:50
        And thats the fun part of the file by robertltux2007-08-22 19:44:51
          The by vdp2007-08-22 20:20:58
            Yeah but it's unlikely by glitch2007-08-22 21:02:38
              Consider how many people illegally use by subbywan2007-08-22 21:11:21
          until they randomly generate a valid number by subbywan2007-08-22 19:46:13
            From the site by glitch2007-08-22 21:00:26
        oer ... i missed those .. (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-22 19:22:35
    you're likely right about the content, but by subbywan2007-08-22 19:08:58
Help me, Lord Dolphin! You're my by adiplomat2007-08-22 18:53:38
  Why would 'cracking' your DVD drive be illegal? (n (n/t) by Arachnid2007-08-22 21:36:43
  What about updates to Safe Disc and Securom? by glitch2007-08-22 21:09:22
    Because they're included in 'copy protected' by Arachnid2007-08-22 21:39:00
  Howdy! Nice you see your nick about.. by Dire_Lobo2007-08-22 20:35:13
    Thanks. It would be the Minion posting, but by adiplomat2007-08-22 20:48:01
      bummer... Hope you feel better soon! by Dire_Lobo2007-08-22 20:56:47
ATTN: Girl Genius readers by sgrunt2007-08-22 18:24:31
If I was to say that an order of Plush Dust Puppie by UFieGear2007-08-22 17:50:30
  Oh Aye. Two please... :-) (n/t) by JimK2007-08-22 23:01:06
  Yep, yep, yep, yep! :o) (n/t) by ilve2read2007-08-22 20:20:15
  so you'll ship my spiffs? \o/ by hieraco2007-08-22 19:56:18
    I'll get 'um to you as fast as I can! by UFieGear2007-08-22 20:32:34
      19th of September by hieraco2007-08-23 09:00:09
      about half way through september for Fitzso (n/t) by NemoHac2007-08-22 22:06:25
  Yup. WOO-HOO! (n/t) by fitzso2007-08-22 19:37:41
  Oh, I'd be buying at least one. (n/t) by da-gimp2007-08-22 19:00:45
  Way Cool. (n/t) by maceogan2007-08-22 17:53:58
  Damn Skippy I'd care... by Illiad2007-08-22 17:51:13
    Because you are kind and gentle soul with a by UFieGear2007-08-22 17:57:49
00104296 by run.dll2007-08-22 17:46:27
  Does it have an extension? by poolya2007-08-22 17:53:27
    Ignore me. Posting without reading properly. by poolya2007-08-22 17:56:07
      Thanks nevertheless :) by run.dll2007-08-22 18:24:47
I can haz Clientz Pzz? by robertltux2007-08-22 17:21:52
  **forwards phone to robertltux** by NemoHac2007-08-22 22:00:12
Did you hear about Mr. Miyagi's dyslexic karate by toxin2007-08-22 16:58:30
  It just "came" to you? ;) (n/t) by snerk2007-08-22 17:40:28
  That move just pained the fans. (n/t) by williamashbless2007-08-22 17:06:40
    Your puns make people crane-keek... (n/t) by MrTrick2007-08-22 17:17:20
Brain.. leaking.. out.. of .. ear :P by Garrinka2007-08-22 16:35:40
  hmmmm by Reddy2007-08-22 16:49:22
Last call for you know what by imrambi2007-08-22 16:14:59
I just got another 10 freebase invites. Who wants by Arachnid2007-08-22 15:59:27
  So... it's a wikipedia clone, with google like by MikeCDN2007-08-23 06:47:06
  I do! by z1dba2007-08-23 00:40:18
  3 left! (n/t) by Arachnid2007-08-22 21:31:07
    could I have one please :) by Garrinka2007-08-22 21:43:35
      Sent! (n/t) by Arachnid2007-08-22 22:00:51
        thank you hon .. *huggles* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-08-22 22:08:26
  Any left? by rhl20002007-08-22 20:39:25
    Sent (n/t) by Arachnid2007-08-22 21:29:48
      Received - THANKS! (n/t) by rhl20002007-08-22 23:24:46
  Please? by adiplomat2007-08-22 18:43:31
    Me at that ufie place, or the Google Mail one (n/ (n/t) by adiplomat2007-08-22 18:44:54
      Sent (n/t) by Arachnid2007-08-22 21:30:39
  I  by z1root2007-08-22 17:23:58
    Sent (n/t) by Arachnid2007-08-22 21:29:01
      Thanks! by z1root2007-08-23 00:30:56
  No thanks. I gave up drugs after college. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-22 16:23:13
  Me! by lab rat2007-08-22 16:17:23
    Sent! (n/t) by Arachnid2007-08-22 16:23:20
      Thanks! (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-22 17:01:19
  Me please (n/t) by theanomaly2007-08-22 16:13:56
    Sent (n/t) by Arachnid2007-08-22 16:16:42
  i'm interested. by unjust2007-08-22 16:13:29
    Sent (n/t) by Arachnid2007-08-22 16:15:45
  Hmmm. I'm interested. by Dire_Lobo2007-08-22 16:04:47
    Invite sent (n/t) by Arachnid2007-08-22 16:10:20
      Thank you! And have an OUTSTANDING by Dire_Lobo2007-08-22 16:16:00
Funny how some things get to you. (NetHack) by Esteis2007-08-22 15:51:15
  I know exactly what you mean. by poolya2007-08-22 17:38:04
TTGTWT by AlanTwo2007-08-22 15:42:12
Bwahahahahaha : by Klaranth2007-08-22 15:07:03
  She sure got her money's worth. (n/t) by staticsan2007-08-22 16:01:41
  That's way funny... (n/t) by JimK2007-08-22 15:46:48
  Could be turned into a business... by Arancaytar2007-08-22 15:45:41
    And why not? by Peace_man2007-08-22 15:50:29
  HAHAHAHAHA :-D by Snate2007-08-22 15:31:59
  Hehe..Pupitar.. :) (n/t) by rorajoey2007-08-22 15:17:42
NOOOOOOOOO! by SnArL2007-08-22 14:57:29
  ATTN: redheads! If you want to preserve your ilk, by hadji2007-08-22 15:02:50
    Save Jennifer Korbin! by Illiad2007-08-22 17:15:22
      Done! *right-clicks* (n/t) by Reality Check2007-08-22 17:26:06
    Snerk ... you ARE aware I am a redhead, too ... (n/t) by Klaranth2007-08-22 15:17:29
      Actually ... No, I was NOT aware of that... by snerk2007-08-22 16:01:41
      maybe on his bicycle ? (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-22 15:18:03
    "Red in the head, fire in bed," eh? (n/t) by Reality Check2007-08-22 15:13:06
      *grins* (n/t) by Reddy2007-08-22 15:17:55
  Why? You'll be dead then :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-22 15:01:51
  They said the same thing about blondes by toysbfun2007-08-22 15:01:43
  :-o (n/t) by dodrian2007-08-22 15:00:06
NVLDDMKM by Klaranth2007-08-22 14:45:02
  Since you would kill me for my "normal" answer: by ideur2007-08-22 14:51:07
    The PC is going back tomorrow for a different prob by Klaranth2007-08-22 14:58:59
    Seconded, return it. (n/t) by classic_jon2007-08-22 14:52:47
Some people will eat anything ... by subbywan2007-08-22 14:36:56
  Ah, like Klatchian nomads' sheep eyes. (n/t) by eric3_141592007-08-22 14:53:49
    exactly. (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-22 14:56:27
Hmmm. Houses are the new Tulip Bulbs? (n/t) by Snate2007-08-22 14:33:14
  Not quite by basher202007-08-22 14:43:13
Whaddaya know, I can run Bioshock... by jiteo2007-08-22 14:32:58
This will be fun! by DesertRat662007-08-22 14:23:24
  I used to have a circuit diagram for a device... by Listicath2007-08-22 16:41:45
    That is a good idea. by lheggland2007-08-22 17:26:28
  Who are you going to torture? (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-22 16:22:27
  I did that to a colleague's computer once. by JimK2007-08-22 16:10:50
  I wonder if I could get one in under a week. by techi8702007-08-22 14:40:34
  In my experience, the higher tone by Peace_man2007-08-22 14:38:17
  you know by Reddy2007-08-22 14:35:31
Fermat's last therapy session. by hadji2007-08-22 14:12:24
  I've found an excellent retort to that pun by basher202007-08-22 14:35:43
    That does seem to be the root of the problem. (n/t) by williamashbless2007-08-22 14:55:18
  "Gunner, load sabot." (n/t) by Illiad2007-08-22 14:14:37
    Oooh. The agony of the feet. (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-22 14:23:16
      **hits kahuana with shoe** (n/t) by adiplomat2007-08-22 19:18:47
Thar' be W:ET in those hills by vidi2007-08-22 14:10:48
  Oy, I have a friend that wants to play WET with by classic_jon2007-08-22 14:51:59
    Just make sure he knows our rules. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-22 16:44:35
    Just search for W:ET Bar below. by Klaranth2007-08-22 15:05:49
      Tanks, i missed it earlier :) (n/t) by classic_jon2007-08-22 15:12:59
  actually, don't, I think the server crashed :/ (n/ (n/t) by vidi2007-08-22 14:33:50
    oh, never mind, it's back by vidi2007-08-22 14:38:38
Amazon.com oddities by SnArL2007-08-22 14:08:37
  *giggles* by Reddy2007-08-22 14:13:38
Can "imperium" be used as a synonym for "empire"? by hadji2007-08-22 14:02:52
  No. by krikkert2007-08-22 14:14:08
I love listening to the David Crowder version of by dodrian2007-08-22 13:54:18
  Hey, man, I'm sat here listening to TSO... (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2007-08-22 14:03:22
  I have Boney M and their 'Feliz Navidad' as well by Peace_man2007-08-22 14:02:28
  is it your choice?? by Reddy2007-08-22 13:56:25
    Not for a store or anything. by dodrian2007-08-22 14:25:53
Mosnter.com member infromation cracked... by vdp2007-08-22 13:49:28
  Earlier link: by bwkaz2007-08-22 15:09:26
    Its happened A LONG time ago. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-08-22 18:02:33
Email received from a customer: by austinkp2007-08-22 13:41:56
  Yup, pebcak :P by abaron2007-08-22 13:46:24
    I prefer using the self-coined term by jaqie2007-08-22 14:11:13
      That's an old auto racing saying by basher202007-08-22 14:40:24
    Is this an instance of Naruki's Law? by merlin2007-08-22 14:04:53
      Um, I don't think so... by abaron2007-08-22 14:09:08
      Works either way, doesn't it? (n/t) by vdp2007-08-22 14:08:16
    and you have found EXACTLY her problem :) by austinkp2007-08-22 13:48:38
      Can't this be done? by Arancaytar2007-08-22 15:51:17
        You need Parallels (or VMWare), a full install by vdp2007-08-22 18:43:16
      could use more ram by jaqie2007-08-22 14:03:12
        Murdock's* rule of RAM by DesertRat662007-08-22 14:17:08
          I don't agree. by jaqie2007-08-22 14:21:58
            There's the difference by DesertRat662007-08-22 14:25:18
              Law of RAM by basher202007-08-22 14:45:18
I don't mind when people cheat... by archnerd2007-08-22 13:32:29
  Plain Text Passwords by monza2007-08-22 13:38:17
    Hashed, but not salted (n/t) by archnerd2007-08-22 13:40:07
      Which is still less stupid than by IByte2007-08-22 15:46:24
      I prefer salt on my hasbrowns... by abaron2007-08-22 13:41:55
    Even if not plaintext, the hash would be the same (n/t) by vdp2007-08-22 13:40:03
    *Encrypts password with ROT13* (n/t) by hadji2007-08-22 13:39:18
      Why not ROT26? by theanomaly2007-08-22 13:41:31
        I for one encrypt everything with ROT26. by sgrunt2007-08-22 13:42:39
          I use whatever security's available by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 13:48:04
HA! by SnArL2007-08-22 13:25:41
  It's all part of our plan to take over the world by Ston2007-08-22 15:23:15
  goths do have culture? by ParityBit2007-08-22 13:28:55
    Why not? by subbywan2007-08-22 13:32:56
      Yes, but yogurt has not toes. (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-22 14:00:45
      I thought he had the Schwartz. (n/t) by DesertRat662007-08-22 13:58:20
ATTN: Illiad by fitzso2007-08-22 13:25:38
*stabs Randall Munroe* by Phoon2007-08-22 13:24:44
"I will not send the client a box of dog poo." by farfalla2007-08-22 13:14:30
  Depends on the client by oot2007-08-22 14:34:09
  So . . . by hadji2007-08-22 14:31:14
  Ya. Cat poo is worse. ;) (n/t) by justncase2007-08-22 13:20:57
Look! Up in the sky! by hactar the uhhh2007-08-22 13:05:55
  Look mummy. There's an airplane up in the sky! (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-22 13:13:17
    Di-di-di-did you see the frightened ones? by Divinar2007-08-22 13:42:03
  Duly noted. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-08-22 13:07:49
Weird Open Office 2.2 Writer bug... by asayogure2007-08-22 12:53:01
  Can you give more details? by vdp2007-08-22 13:02:17
    Not much more in the way of details... by asayogure2007-08-22 13:11:27
      Well, I'd say that is plenty of detail by vdp2007-08-22 13:19:21
        far to lazy for that... by asayogure2007-08-22 13:23:01
          s/to/too/gi (sigh) (n/t) by asayogure2007-08-22 13:23:43
A Review of MREs by Illiad2007-08-22 12:48:54
  I had the wild pleasure of field-testing the first by wwill2007-08-22 16:20:25
    Remember the dehydrated pork patty by thread_killer2007-08-22 16:49:53
  so. if mres are only for the military... by unjust2007-08-22 16:05:36
    who said they were only for the military? (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-22 16:19:18
      the military? apparently they're stamped by unjust2007-08-22 16:37:37
        That's only some, and there's good reason by subbywan2007-08-22 16:42:12
  Had some MREs by ideur2007-08-22 14:23:13
    Cabbage in an MRE and Pup Tents with sleeping bags by joecrouse2007-08-22 18:43:48
  I lived on MREs the first week I moved to Dallas by SnArL2007-08-22 13:58:36
    My only issue with them is they are fattening! by subbywan2007-08-22 14:01:08
      nobody tells you to eat the whole MRE at once! by ideur2007-08-22 14:28:17
        But there are 3 meals a day! Taht's 3 MRE's! :D (n (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-22 14:32:08
          Yeah, i know! by ideur2007-08-22 14:45:51
  The Chicken ala King was pretty good. by merlin2007-08-22 13:05:00
    Try it frozen solid. For breakfast. by thread_killer2007-08-22 13:29:28
      Ah the joys of being SATCOM by DesertRat662007-08-22 14:49:01
      why not just sleep with it then? by subbywan2007-08-22 13:32:11
        Because by thread_killer2007-08-22 13:37:08
          You don't sleep with it *all* by subbywan2007-08-22 13:39:31
            There are things better than a fist fight? by thread_killer2007-08-22 13:47:39
              Yup by subbywan2007-08-22 13:50:16
          That wouldn't have prevented you... by Phoon2007-08-22 13:39:25
            Until you run out of food by thread_killer2007-08-22 13:46:49
    eyedrops to keep you awake on guard? :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-22 13:15:28
  heh... When Gatoraide first came out, they did a by Dire_Lobo2007-08-22 12:56:47
  I love MRE's by subbywan2007-08-22 12:54:26
    You love them because by thread_killer2007-08-22 13:26:55
      People keep telling me that. I keep offering to by subbywan2007-08-22 13:28:15
    I liked the ones I have eaten. They are not the by classic_jon2007-08-22 13:06:00
I LOVE Stargate! by Bonzo2007-08-22 12:48:09
  I prefer the earlier Defender myself by acrisius2007-08-22 14:31:03
  I'm only missing seaons 5-8 from my DVD collection by voxwoman2007-08-22 13:14:45
  you know by Reddy2007-08-22 13:01:20
    Over here reruns are on a regular by vdp2007-08-22 13:05:04
      still need cable by Reddy2007-08-22 13:25:48
        And the rabbit is probably not pleased neither :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-22 14:25:12
          {{{Kahuana}}} by Reddy2007-08-22 14:37:09
Why do people think like this? by hadji2007-08-22 12:12:50
  It is in the nature of the work on the help desk. by Peace_man2007-08-22 12:47:22
    So, if they're not supposed to think, by hadji2007-08-22 13:30:14
      They are reacting, I think. by Peace_man2007-08-22 14:00:55
        But I am one of the acknowledged experts, by hadji2007-08-22 14:05:09
          Must be a misunderstanding then. by Peace_man2007-08-22 14:29:27
            Well, I phrased it that way because it's a guess. by hadji2007-08-22 14:32:58
              That's the problem then. by Peace_man2007-08-22 14:44:12
                There is no script. by hadji2007-08-22 14:47:07
                  I have to wonder... by Peace_man2007-08-22 15:21:03
                    Because I'm supposed to focus more on by hadji2007-08-22 17:49:16
  Frame-of-reference inertia. by Illiad2007-08-22 12:18:56
    Understandable. The evidence is wholly in your by hadji2007-08-22 12:27:23
      Yar, but the problem is ego... by Illiad2007-08-22 12:34:14
        And the tendency of others to rub it in when we do (n/t) by kelli2172007-08-22 12:35:44
          Yes, vicious circle. by Illiad2007-08-22 12:37:11
      Depending on how you evaluate "cost" (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-08-22 12:34:09
  "Do what I mean, not what I say" by subbywan2007-08-22 12:14:21
    "Do what I mean, not what I click" by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 12:20:32
Is it bad when over 40% of a company's stocks by merlin2007-08-22 12:00:46
  It's not normally a sign of a good market outlook. (n/t) by AndyA2007-08-22 12:03:02
    Nope. They've received two de-listing notices by merlin2007-08-22 12:26:46
      price per share is the easier to fix by basher202007-08-22 13:14:38
        I feel sorry for any TSCOG Drones still going by robertltux2007-08-22 17:09:43
      Here is to SCOX getting there soon! (n/t) by vdp2007-08-22 13:06:23
Uhm... textile maker in UK reading "Enders Game"? by kahuana2007-08-22 11:48:00
  Whats the resolution on GPS? by hieraco2007-08-22 19:38:06
  Ender found a way around it... by jdelphiki2007-08-22 13:17:28
  Why wouldn't the kids be interested in this? by voxwoman2007-08-22 12:10:16
  59 per cent of parents were interested in this by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 12:05:00
  And in the tech news..... by lheggland2007-08-22 12:00:54
Spud31 is NOT allowed to click on this link by SnArL2007-08-22 11:46:40
  Yeah, thanks for that. by spud312007-08-22 12:59:18
    {{{Spud31}}} by Reddy2007-08-22 13:04:10
      {{{Reddy}}} by spud312007-08-22 13:23:40
        Get mad and yell at me? by SnArL2007-08-22 13:33:58
          Whatever. by spud312007-08-22 13:36:50
        Hey by Reddy2007-08-22 13:29:14
        ... have kittens? (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-22 13:25:36
  I first heard it this way: by Illiad2007-08-22 12:43:35
    Mary had a little lamb, this you've heard before by hieraco2007-08-22 19:35:32
    My brother likes to quote the first two lines. by staticsan2007-08-22 16:32:24
    hence the EEE-EYE-EEE-EYE-OOH! lyric! ;-) (n/t) by Dire_Lobo2007-08-22 12:59:57
  hadji must have made this one by inkey2007-08-22 11:57:28
oh my! by tesla_koil2007-08-22 11:30:26
  Why do you people even show me stuff like this? by RetiQlum22007-08-22 16:35:02
    Hanging's too good for 'im...burning's too good by Stuka2007-08-22 22:29:38
      To Wit: by themadkansan2007-08-22 22:34:50
  i'll pass this on to some local shriners by unjust2007-08-22 15:51:42
  humanity's lack of humanity... once again by Fnord_Hero2007-08-22 13:43:42
  {{{Youssif}}} by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 12:11:15
  !!!! (n/t) by Illiad2007-08-22 12:01:46
    My thoughts exactly by SnArL2007-08-22 12:44:09
  I don't think even a beast would do something like by classic_jon2007-08-22 11:39:08
    Its Shattering by tesla_koil2007-08-22 11:41:27
      And I think that was the point by voxwoman2007-08-22 11:45:42
  ATTN: RetiQlum2 by hadji2007-08-22 11:37:17
    For this kind of thing Spock needs to speak by robertltux2007-08-22 12:22:30
  ... by themadkansan2007-08-22 11:33:38
Next time you get a court summons, try this: by SnArL2007-08-22 11:13:44
  Maybe it's just me, but I get the feeling by Peace_man2007-08-22 11:22:21
  Not an analogous situation by basher202007-08-22 11:22:14
    There are too! by SnArL2007-08-22 11:24:50
  I don't think that would work by Reddy2007-08-22 11:21:29
That's effin' amazing. by themadkansan2007-08-22 11:08:10
  I hope it was something that you wanted (n/t) by Reddy2007-08-22 11:19:54
    O yah. by themadkansan2007-08-22 11:30:48
      is it set up?? (n/t) by Reddy2007-08-22 12:00:54
        Not yet. by themadkansan2007-08-22 12:22:21
Does Daria Nicolodi have six toes? by veran2007-08-22 10:51:28
Get out the hankies... by Illiad2007-08-22 10:49:59
  Greater glory hath no man... by Fnord_Hero2007-08-22 13:45:54
  Wow. by esbita2007-08-22 11:47:29
  yeah. lota sadness in MN of late. by unjust2007-08-22 11:39:59
  The ultimate gift of love. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-08-22 11:20:33
  *bows head for moment of silence* (n/t) by classic_jon2007-08-22 11:20:01
  *sniffle* (n/t) by farfalla2007-08-22 11:05:15
  I hope that, if the need ever arises.. by hactar the uhhh2007-08-22 11:03:28
  That's a valiant man. by RetiQlum22007-08-22 10:56:07
  awwww (n/t) by Reddy2007-08-22 10:54:03
  {{{Blackburn Family}}} by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 10:53:21
  Wow by MatthewDBA2007-08-22 10:52:53
SOTM: RATM - Vietnow by SnArL2007-08-22 10:39:06
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-08-22 11:39:09
  Hehe Brake Locks are fun!!! (n/t) by DesertRat662007-08-22 14:06:55
  Moderated for language in link (n/t) by Nea2007-08-22 11:39:24
  Our HiPos are starting to get those. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-08-22 11:06:07
  Indirectotron link here. by techi8702007-08-22 10:53:41
    And *that* is why the Michigan State Police uses by Da_Pineapple2007-08-22 12:14:15
  MODs I had a brainfart and didn't copy the IND by techi8702007-08-22 10:50:08
  Err. youtube and no ID9k. *slaps wrist* (n/t) by AndyA2007-08-22 10:46:52
    I must have copied and pasted from the wrong by techi8702007-08-22 10:47:54
  I'm officially old by tesla_koil2007-08-22 10:36:49
    Me too :), Not to mention that the Mercedes has a by classic_jon2007-08-22 10:41:26
      oh hah, thats hilarious (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-08-22 10:46:43
        My old roomate that was a Merceded mechanic by classic_jon2007-08-22 10:49:30
          and if I got a Mercededs it would be one of the by classic_jon2007-08-22 10:52:31
*head asplode* by theanomaly2007-08-22 10:19:27
  Don't forget to bring beer. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-22 10:23:37
    No beer. by theanomaly2007-08-22 10:38:28
      Just stay away from the firepit. by RetiQlum22007-08-22 10:42:48
        Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... (n/t) by theanomaly2007-08-22 10:44:22
          Jack stumbled into the firepit. by RetiQlum22007-08-22 10:46:39
  just don't forget by Reddy2007-08-22 10:22:24
    The pole I won't bring... now do I own one. by theanomaly2007-08-22 10:39:13
      bring the pole by Reddy2007-08-22 10:49:25
        There's good fishin' by SnArL2007-08-22 11:19:49
          yours too huh?? by Reddy2007-08-22 11:22:32
Must try this some day by hieraco2007-08-22 10:16:42
  Much like the Venus Butterfly, it doesn't exist by SnArL2007-08-22 10:37:18
    Yes, it does exist. by RetiQlum22007-08-22 10:44:53
      It's two pages over from inverse wheelbarrow by hieraco2007-08-22 10:48:31
  ΩΚ (n/t) by kelli2172007-08-22 10:25:42
    heh by Imp2007-08-22 10:31:32
California Bankers Urge Moratorium On Foreclosures by DesertRat662007-08-22 10:12:00
  Was tried before. Doesn't work. by werehatrack2007-08-22 22:18:04
  By now, anyone with a lick of sense will have by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 12:44:01
    different risks by subbywan2007-08-22 12:45:46
      Exactly, but I'm certain the banks would rather by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 12:50:05
        I thought the debt consolidation people by voxwoman2007-08-22 13:19:35
          Thanks, didn't know that (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 13:40:53
        depends on which will get THEM more money by subbywan2007-08-22 12:55:28
          IF they're certain of being able to re-sell by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 13:10:55
  TheBankers aren't theones doing the urging by voxwoman2007-08-22 11:32:49
  That'd be freaking AWESOME by subbywan2007-08-22 10:49:50
    Erm. What this article proposes by Peace_man2007-08-22 11:17:58
      Wasn't responding to the article by subbywan2007-08-22 11:24:16
        Oh, OK. Carry on then:-) by Peace_man2007-08-22 11:28:05
          Depression by veran2007-08-22 11:36:52
            Hmmm. Houses are the new Tulip Bulbs? (n/t) by Snate2007-08-22 14:37:40
            We've been living on borrowed time as it is. by esbita2007-08-22 11:39:06
              The horror... by veran2007-08-22 11:44:41
                And we'd fight it with who and what? by esbita2007-08-22 12:01:56
                  what about detroit by tesla_koil2007-08-22 12:13:40
                    They've been sucking wind... by esbita2007-08-22 12:18:01
                    And the world is carrying on. (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-22 12:17:28
    Prices are spookily high in my area too by veran2007-08-22 10:53:41
      I don't see that here by voxwoman2007-08-22 11:51:06
        part of the inventory problem by basher202007-08-22 12:40:43
          Some people are doing that with the by voxwoman2007-08-22 13:11:04
          I have never understood the condo market. by lheggland2007-08-22 12:47:53
            Because it is better than renting by MatthewDBA2007-08-22 12:55:19
              Condo/Homeowners Associations. Shudder. by lheggland2007-08-22 13:05:40
                There's always someone by MatthewDBA2007-08-22 13:16:16
                  They better let me put up my totem pole! (n/t) by voxwoman2007-08-22 13:21:17
  Sounds like Prisoner's Dilemma by esbita2007-08-22 10:48:48
    Wasn't that how we got into this mess in the by Peace_man2007-08-22 11:26:01
      That's up to each bank to decide... by esbita2007-08-22 11:36:33
        Doing what the article in the TLP proposes by Peace_man2007-08-22 13:07:51
          Which is pretty much what I'm saying. by esbita2007-08-22 13:21:35
            and when rents go up to 3-500 percent by joecrouse2007-08-22 18:19:28
              sometimes you just gotta up and move to greener by subbywan2007-08-22 19:05:46
              Not here it hasn't. by esbita2007-08-22 18:39:44
            When gambling, you should never risk by Peace_man2007-08-22 14:15:57
              There's no balance point. by subbywan2007-08-22 14:18:59
                What you describe is a balance point by Peace_man2007-08-22 14:35:42
                  No, it's 100% at "buyer beware" by subbywan2007-08-22 14:41:33
                    Yes, I heard you the first time. by Peace_man2007-08-22 14:47:13
                      Therein does lie the problem though by subbywan2007-08-22 14:51:48
                        Again, the role of the government in protecting by Peace_man2007-08-22 15:23:15
                          Nope. It's the very essense of this subject (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-22 15:36:20
          short-term gain for a long-term, bigger, loss (n/t by subbywan2007-08-22 13:09:40
        You have by MatthewDBA2007-08-22 11:42:58
          Makes an excellent privacy screen on my porch ;) (n/t) by esbita2007-08-22 12:17:27
    The banks can't agree among themselves by basher202007-08-22 11:14:10
      Good point. by esbita2007-08-22 11:18:31
    Great way to monopolize too. by subbywan2007-08-22 10:51:27
      Countrywide grew that way... by esbita2007-08-22 11:06:24
  In the immortal words of Gordon Gekko: by veran2007-08-22 10:46:34
  Not good for me. by RetiQlum22007-08-22 10:22:37
    If you can afford to wait it out by voxwoman2007-08-22 11:25:57
      varies from state to state by subbywan2007-08-22 12:20:17
      It will be a couple more years by veran2007-08-22 11:29:26
        Try New York City by basher202007-08-22 13:12:28
    Not good for many people. by subbywan2007-08-22 10:56:59
    Agreed. by undrcvrparothed2007-08-22 10:28:14
  Looks like banks are now into real estate by Peace_man2007-08-22 10:20:29
    They always have been in speculation. by RetiQlum22007-08-22 10:31:06
      This smells like a deliberate attempt at by Peace_man2007-08-22 10:41:10
        Of course. by RetiQlum22007-08-22 10:55:18
        Capitalism does not have ideals by veran2007-08-22 10:45:01
          I thought hippies were commune-ists (n/t) by voxwoman2007-08-22 11:43:46
          Capitalism is the theory concerning how by Peace_man2007-08-22 11:32:55
            Theory? by veran2007-08-22 11:43:28
          Wait, that last sentence? by RetiQlum22007-08-22 10:48:09
            Closer to libertarian IMO. (n/t) by DesertRat662007-08-22 12:28:21
            No they are not. by veran2007-08-22 11:04:19
              Then by MatthewDBA2007-08-22 11:23:22
                Everybody must get stoned. by veran2007-08-22 11:25:04
                  Especially an environmentalist hippy by MatthewDBA2007-08-22 11:27:34
                    When fungi starts a growin' it plenty easy. (n/t) by veran2007-08-22 11:38:49
              You'd be lucky by SnArL2007-08-22 11:17:53
                Is he a hippy? (n/t) by veran2007-08-22 11:24:22
  Oh, no, by lheggland2007-08-22 10:19:27
  Don't be absurd DR66 by hieraco2007-08-22 10:15:55
Tech needs food BADLY! by SnArL2007-08-22 10:09:13
  hadji shot the food. (n/t) by hobbs2007-08-22 11:34:53
    hobbs shot the potion! (n/t) by sgrunt2007-08-22 12:56:09
    did he shoot the deputy? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-08-22 11:35:21
  did you find by Reddy2007-08-22 10:18:33
    Cole Slaw? YUCK! by SnArL2007-08-22 10:22:52
      yummy - it is homemade by Reddy2007-08-22 10:25:51
  *heads to Sears Tower* by hadji2007-08-22 10:10:44
    Don't eat the whole BUILDING! (n/t) by bobmon2007-08-22 10:24:25
Present yourself at the designated location by hadji2007-08-22 09:48:41
  You mean by MatthewDBA2007-08-22 09:55:03
    What if you are left-handed, though? (n/t) by radiowave9112007-08-22 10:01:54
      That would be very by MatthewDBA2007-08-22 10:03:37
  AAAAAAGH!!!! by jpprater2007-08-22 09:54:37
    *beats jprater with a simplex* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-08-22 09:58:07
  Be there or be square. by themadkansan2007-08-22 09:52:59
Could use some good vibes today by undrcvrparothed2007-08-22 09:17:27
  poor hon *huggles* by Garrinka2007-08-22 16:22:21
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-08-22 16:36:25
    Moderated: Triple Post (n/t) by Nea2007-08-22 16:36:39
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-08-22 16:36:17
  How about some... by RetiQlum22007-08-22 10:39:14
  Here's my sister's day for you... by Anonymous Freak2007-08-22 09:54:08
  {{{Good, Good Good - Good Vibrations}}} by hieraco2007-08-22 09:51:36
    Thanks. Now I have that song stuck in my head :) (n/t) by radiowave9112007-08-22 10:01:08
  {{{undrcvrparothed}}} by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 09:47:16
  yuck {{{undrcvrparothed}}} (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-08-22 09:41:09
  {{{Undrcvrparothed}}} by Reddy2007-08-22 09:22:32
    Would be nice. by undrcvrparothed2007-08-22 09:38:31
More World in Conflict Trailers by Corvus_One2007-08-22 09:15:12
  This is a personal favorite! :) by Scirocco2007-08-22 10:08:53
Opinions please by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 09:00:03
  centrum every few days. by unjust2007-08-22 11:45:42
  Gramercy everyone! by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 09:57:34
    I'm kind of impressed. by spud312007-08-22 10:04:01
      I simply eat fruit and vegetables. by JimK2007-08-22 13:16:54
        Sometimes, you can't get everything you need from by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 13:23:05
          That's fair enough. by JimK2007-08-22 13:39:02
            That's not good by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 13:45:25
  1. Yes; 2. Double X from Nutrilite by jpprater2007-08-22 09:50:51
  1. Not daily. Before/after sports or exhaustion, by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 09:30:58
    You sure lucked out with your metabolism (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 09:43:29
  1. Yes. 2. One-a-Day Men's Health. by Phoon2007-08-22 09:20:19
  I take a multivitamin every day. by Peace_man2007-08-22 09:18:09
  here you go: :) by classic_jon2007-08-22 09:18:04
    Also remember that some vitamins and trace mineral by classic_jon2007-08-22 09:19:18
  yes, centrum, complete, just to be healthier (n/t) by asayogure2007-08-22 09:10:56
  Here's mine by Lady-Luna2007-08-22 09:10:50
    Are the ones labled 'Womens' actually better? (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 09:22:56
      It depends on the brand and how marketing by classic_jon2007-08-22 09:29:18
        Do your parents have a web page? Or catalogue? by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 09:40:48
          They are at: by classic_jon2007-08-22 09:49:22
      As I am one... by Lady-Luna2007-08-22 09:28:41
  Yes by DesertRat662007-08-22 09:06:36
    Your doctor wouldn't happen to be a distributor by Phoon2007-08-22 09:16:43
      Nope by DesertRat662007-08-22 09:21:01
        I stand corrected then. by Phoon2007-08-22 09:26:23
          Sure it wasn't Amway? by DesertRat662007-08-22 09:28:19
            Yes, I'm sure. by Phoon2007-08-22 09:32:47
              I think I still have a few of them in the basement by DesertRat662007-08-22 10:03:38
                Haha :) by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 10:09:57
    Correction: by DesertRat662007-08-22 09:07:58
      Hmm, not much iron in them by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 09:21:06
        They have men's and women's formulas by DesertRat662007-08-22 09:22:44
          Do they keep the refrigerated? I noticed that it by classic_jon2007-08-22 09:26:44
            No need by DesertRat662007-08-22 09:30:13
              It is possible but I am still very sceptical by classic_jon2007-08-22 09:45:24
                Plenty of air in the packs by DesertRat662007-08-22 10:02:29
                  gotcha (n/t) by classic_jon2007-08-22 10:08:01
          I took a look at the women's formula by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 09:23:56
            OK by DesertRat662007-08-22 09:26:50
  On prenatals now, obviously, by spud312007-08-22 09:05:16
  hmmm by Reddy2007-08-22 09:03:53
  Don't take it just to take it by subbywan2007-08-22 09:03:51
    I have a couple of mineral and vitamin deficiencys by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 09:07:22
JavaScript: can this be simplified? by FST7772007-08-22 08:57:27
  Unless you're using a browser I'm not familiar by ToLazyToThink2007-08-22 10:17:24
    I'll try the setTimeout-way tomorrow by FST7772007-08-22 11:31:57
  what's wrong with... by bobmon2007-08-22 09:35:14
    ARGH! That's much better... by FST7772007-08-22 11:18:46
Question: by Blindman2007-08-22 08:52:18
  Try looking for Treesize. it is free and by classic_jon2007-08-22 13:46:00
  Not an app, but an idea. by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 09:56:56
    yea, I've done it manually by Blindman2007-08-22 10:03:01
My computer electrocutes me. by dodrian2007-08-22 08:43:58
  Use ONLY the 3-prong longer cord by Havoc2007-08-22 09:53:33
    That seems to have fixed it! by dodrian2007-08-22 10:07:49
  house wiring bad. by jaqie2007-08-22 09:22:56
    Well, it happens at home, by dodrian2007-08-22 09:26:20
      it's always good to have it checked by jaqie2007-08-22 09:28:59
        ALSO: stick one of these in your kart by jaqie2007-08-22 09:36:39
        If he was having the problem with a desktop by lheggland2007-08-22 09:34:52
          you're not thinking of switching power supply by jaqie2007-08-22 09:39:47
            Yes I have, by lheggland2007-08-22 09:57:43
              I dunno about you but by jaqie2007-08-22 10:45:36
                Oh, I have too, by lheggland2007-08-22 10:59:01
                  agreed. by jaqie2007-08-22 11:44:51
                    Everything that I have has a IEC C-7 connector. by lheggland2007-08-22 11:58:08
                      polarized version of that is what mine all has. (n/t) by jaqie2007-08-22 12:03:44
                        Polarized two prong devices make me nervous. by lheggland2007-08-22 12:20:13
                plus as the other post seems to point to by jaqie2007-08-22 10:47:38
  Does it do this on other outlets? by daemondust2007-08-22 09:12:37
    Happens on all outlets all over. (n/t) by dodrian2007-08-22 09:20:09
  Thousands are victim of computer abuse every year. by jiteo2007-08-22 09:00:24
    End the cycle! (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-08-22 09:07:30
    Is there a support group I could attend? by dodrian2007-08-22 09:03:36
      You are! (n/t) by spud312007-08-22 09:10:21
  Most probably a bad power supply (wall wart) by ideur2007-08-22 08:58:38
    Is it still a "wall wart" if there's an AC cord? (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-22 09:07:22
    Hmm, you're right. by dodrian2007-08-22 09:02:56
  Does it have an Interal or External PS? by lheggland2007-08-22 08:56:00
    I would think DC. by dodrian2007-08-22 08:58:03
      What does the hit you are taking feel like? by lheggland2007-08-22 09:13:14
        Good idea. by dodrian2007-08-22 09:21:43
      Tried another brick? (n/t) by FST7772007-08-22 09:01:21
  Is it a current shock or just static? (n/t) by kelli2172007-08-22 08:46:44
    I'm pretty sure it isn't static. (n/t) by dodrian2007-08-22 08:48:04
  Get it serviced? (n/t) by ihope1272007-08-22 08:44:43
"This is Bauer. I'm at the aquarium... by basher202007-08-22 08:42:00
  Link no work (n/t) by SnArL2007-08-22 08:47:10
    Janeanne Garafalo joining cast of 24 by basher202007-08-22 09:00:53
      IDGI (n/t) by veran2007-08-22 10:48:04
        Casting her in an action show by basher202007-08-22 12:41:57
Well, I think we now know why Michael Vick entered by merlin2007-08-22 08:27:05
Official IDGI thread by Eboreg2007-08-22 08:03:36
  I see that stick in the Chief's hand, and I by Peace_man2007-08-22 08:13:36
    Its a ruler... (n/t) by Havoc2007-08-22 08:26:04
    I think it's Freudian. by dodrian2007-08-22 08:17:59
      You're just saying that by voxwoman2007-08-22 08:19:00
        Yes. by dodrian2007-08-22 08:19:52
    Figuratively? by MatthewDBA2007-08-22 08:14:43
  I think Steff is about to find out that there's an by Esteis2007-08-22 08:08:07
    Yes, but if Sid's by MatthewDBA2007-08-22 08:09:14
  Think "alpha dog" and "one upmanship" by Stuka2007-08-22 08:06:31
    Heh. I have a 17" HP laptop that I by voxwoman2007-08-22 08:13:15
      I'm about to get a 17" laptop from work by Stuka2007-08-22 08:21:10
Are there any big political discussion websites by ihope1272007-08-22 08:00:51
  Democratic Underground by TrogL2007-08-22 09:20:08
    A great source for hilarity by DesertRat662007-08-22 10:00:19
  Daily Kos, Huffington Post? by kelli2172007-08-22 08:19:50
    I was thinking the site itself would be neutral... (n/t) by ihope1272007-08-22 08:43:12
    Rght-wing by Illiad2007-08-22 08:32:32
      An average Republican, in other words. :) by Nashville2007-08-22 09:03:45
      That seems to be a popular stance... (n/t) by imperito2007-08-22 08:42:11
Reverse tree drawing program? by Esteis2007-08-22 07:57:00
  Dia? by Myke2007-08-22 07:59:52
    Hmm, I'll give that a look, thought I'd prefer by Esteis2007-08-22 08:05:29
      s/thought/though/. (n/t) by Esteis2007-08-22 08:08:31
      Dia is relatively light... by Myke2007-08-22 08:07:51
Dear Random Number God, by Esteis2007-08-22 07:50:54
  My best character so far was killed by a joke. by ihope1272007-08-22 07:59:06
    A joke? Who played it? (n/t) by Esteis2007-08-22 08:04:10
      Don't remember, but I know what it was. by ihope1272007-08-22 08:07:50
        That kill you, even with gloves? Ow. by Esteis2007-08-22 08:12:28
          Yep, even with gloves. (n/t) by ihope1272007-08-22 08:45:45
        I got killed in a Zork game by a joke. by hadji2007-08-22 08:11:20
          Infocom Evil by y2kdragon2007-08-22 08:16:24
            If I started adapting Infocom games to by hadji2007-08-22 08:19:47
              Hey, stop posting!!! by merlin2007-08-22 08:21:21
                But the board is still here! (n/t) by hadji2007-08-22 08:22:44
                  Self-constraint, man, self-constraint. by merlin2007-08-22 08:27:44
      Thunder rolled and lightening crashed by subbywan2007-08-22 08:05:54
  LOL by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 07:54:56
    You can sacrifice d10s to appease His wrath? by Esteis2007-08-22 08:03:33
      I had a wizard I named Harry Potter, once by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 08:10:27
        You set up an altar? (n/t) by ihope1272007-08-22 08:11:38
          Yup, candles, incense, bowls for tokens, etc. by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 08:13:30
      New moons don't affect luck, and I don't think by ihope1272007-08-22 08:10:11
        It's full moons, I think, and luck does effect it (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 08:11:40
          New moons, too. "Be careful! New moon tonight." by Esteis2007-08-22 08:19:41
            Not the baseline luck anyway... by poolya2007-08-22 08:47:42
Funny Bush impersonation. by RetiQlum22007-08-22 07:48:34
  Very funny. My students enjoyed it... (n/t) by JimK2007-08-22 10:01:19
  Thank you for that. Great video by hieraco2007-08-22 09:03:45
I don't know if this is a good idea, or just by subbywan2007-08-22 07:48:16
  It's called the full moon. by esbita2007-08-22 09:43:55
    Eh, the moon is around half and waxing. by Esteis2007-08-22 11:40:27
      Exactly. by esbita2007-08-22 12:19:58
        I'm just glad I won't be there this year by AlanTwo2007-08-22 15:18:30
    *puts chocolate out of esbita's reach* by AlanTwo2007-08-22 11:11:10
      You've got a deathwish. by RetiQlum22007-08-22 11:15:28
        *points to stash of swiss chocolate* by esbita2007-08-22 11:20:46
          *smirks at RetiQlum2* by AlanTwo2007-08-22 11:23:03
            Well, you did want a challenge for your by hadji2007-08-22 11:28:08
              *laughs* by AlanTwo2007-08-22 12:17:12
  Guys also have a hormonal cycle by Lady-Luna2007-08-22 08:19:23
    It can differ based on sexual preference, though. by hadji2007-08-22 08:22:08
      living with priapism is *hard*! (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-22 08:23:49
        Oldie, but a goody. by hadji2007-08-22 08:37:28
        . . . but a heady experience. (n/t) by Esteis2007-08-22 08:35:05
      *groans* by Lady-Luna2007-08-22 08:22:45
    this explains why guys don't roll over in the AM. (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-22 08:21:57
  That's just silly (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-08-22 07:59:44
  I wonder if I should subscribe by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 07:59:08
  You just opened a can of worms. by RetiQlum22007-08-22 07:57:03
  this is assuming everyone is regular by voxwoman2007-08-22 07:54:02
    It's no more insulting than by Phoon2007-08-22 08:03:55
      Hey I am as you describe by joecrouse2007-08-22 18:52:38
      Hasn't kept any of them out of the White House (n/ (n/t) by voxwoman2007-08-22 08:04:51
        We really need a true leader in the White House. by hadji2007-08-22 08:16:20
          About bloody time we get one, yes. (n/t) by Esteis2007-08-22 08:39:32
            oh, put a cork in it ... by subbywan2007-08-22 08:40:42
              Great. Another cycle of puns. (n/t) by talon07202007-08-22 08:54:34
          And nothing more. period. (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-22 08:17:09
    someone's a little touchy... by jeff_uk2007-08-22 07:58:07
      can't be *pre* menstrual syndrome. by voxwoman2007-08-22 08:03:48
        *ebbeh* mindbleach, please. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-22 08:04:56
          What's so bad about that? by Esteis2007-08-22 08:37:00
            After suffering with it for 15 years by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 08:45:36
              15?! Try 30-frickin'-5! by voxwoman2007-08-22 10:34:15
              Good Lord, it's just a little blood! by SnArL2007-08-22 08:56:00
                It's a little blood, for five days, every month. by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 09:02:45
                  My friend has an idea... by SnArL2007-08-22 09:09:50
                    Since I'm aware of potential crankiness by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 09:53:35
                      Radical hysterectomy? by Phoon2007-08-22 10:01:10
                        Can't -- I have a condition that makes any kind of by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 10:34:24
                        That's a "full hysterectomy" by SnArL2007-08-22 10:06:48
                          I thought a 'hysterectomy' was just the uterus. by Phoon2007-08-22 10:18:02
                            Leaving in the ovaries shouldn't by Lady-Luna2007-08-22 16:32:24
                          hystero-oopherectomy (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-08-22 10:08:33
                    My take's a little different by Stuka2007-08-22 09:39:57
                      Technically, it's not blood by voxwoman2007-08-22 10:37:48
                        And tissue is so much better than liquid</sarcasm> (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 10:55:39
                    Actually, being pregnant has been a nice break by spud312007-08-22 09:13:52
                      The one I hated about having a baby by Reddy2007-08-22 09:54:01
                        Yeah, that did suck. by spud312007-08-22 10:02:10
                      Yeah, but you WANTED to have a baby by SnArL2007-08-22 09:23:05
                        That does make all the difference. by spud312007-08-22 09:54:36
                          Yeah, well, you're a good person by SnArL2007-08-22 10:01:27
                            Thanks. by spud312007-08-22 10:08:50
                  Forgot "chunky" by subbywan2007-08-22 09:06:42
                    *boggle* by AlanTwo2007-08-22 11:12:24
                      Then don't play them any Esmirelda by voxwoman2007-08-22 11:54:36
                    ROFLMAO! (n/t) by SnArL2007-08-22 09:10:48
          peroxide works better for that. (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-22 08:06:24
    thank you. by jaqie2007-08-22 07:56:40
ATTN: Illiad by hadji2007-08-22 07:47:41
  "...like the sound of a thousand UFies crying out by hieraco2007-08-22 08:55:58
    If a UFie cries out when the board is down by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 09:03:53
      Yup! by hieraco2007-08-22 09:57:51
  NOOOoooooooooooo!!!! by Peace_man2007-08-22 08:23:26
    We could always have him black-holed. by merlin2007-08-22 08:29:32
God this feeling sucks. </rant> by tesla_koil2007-08-22 07:47:11
  Imagine how I feel. by justncase2007-08-22 11:02:16
    omg ack! (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-08-22 11:08:47
      :) (n/t) by justncase2007-08-22 11:57:19
  3 weeks vacation and no one will match it? by AndyA2007-08-22 08:38:28
    my point exactly by tesla_koil2007-08-22 08:58:02
      Could be worse. by themadkansan2007-08-22 09:11:10
        omg yeah by tesla_koil2007-08-22 09:23:30
  Work vs. Life by y2kdragon2007-08-22 08:21:58
    snerk by tesla_koil2007-08-22 09:00:22
  {{{tesla_koil}}} by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 08:04:12
  Welcome to the world {{tesla_koil}} by voxwoman2007-08-22 08:02:36
    my biggest issue by tesla_koil2007-08-22 08:59:19
      I know. *hugs* by voxwoman2007-08-22 12:01:21
        woah easy there by tesla_koil2007-08-22 12:17:49
          I wasn't wishing anything on you by voxwoman2007-08-22 12:57:12
  stick it out by shadowboy8132007-08-22 08:01:11
  Get your degree! (n/t) by vdp2007-08-22 07:59:02
I love denying hot women friend requests on by Woodburn2007-08-22 07:45:18
How do I check if my graphics card by Tyop2007-08-22 07:43:50
  A good step-by-step debug Guide : by aix tom2007-08-22 08:20:13
  Are you running by vdp2007-08-22 07:54:18
    Sorry, I geve the main page for the dricers by vdp2007-08-22 08:03:54
      THAT one looks to be correct by jaqie2007-08-22 09:26:17
        Given that the other one was the parent of this by vdp2007-08-22 10:50:28
      bah, can't type... (n/t) by vdp2007-08-22 08:05:30
    erm... by jaqie2007-08-22 07:57:39
      I checked before giving advice: by vdp2007-08-22 08:01:42
        ...however the link was one level too high. by vdp2007-08-22 08:04:48
          Well, thank you. Pardon my ignorance, but by Tyop2007-08-22 08:10:12
            It is not a SuSE package. by vdp2007-08-22 08:45:56
              Vector Linux, Slackware based.. by Tyop2007-08-22 08:58:34
                Any luck? (n/t) by vdp2007-08-22 12:45:57
            They have packages for several distributions... by imperito2007-08-22 08:24:10
  An older Nvidia card *should* be good by Stuka2007-08-22 07:46:15
  glteapot by jaqie2007-08-22 07:46:08
    if glteapot is on my system _at all_ by Tyop2007-08-22 08:11:43
      if it's on there type glteapot in a console. (n/t) by jaqie2007-08-22 09:04:26
        it is as I thought, then. not installed. (n/t) by Tyop2007-08-22 09:14:36
Posting from the bus stop by oedlan2007-08-22 07:24:47
  Bus in sin? by Imp2007-08-22 07:32:36
    Heh by oedlan2007-08-22 10:34:03
any pogo.com players here by Nightwind2007-08-22 07:24:42
  Don't do it! by y2kdragon2007-08-22 08:23:55
    play you in chess? by Nightwind2007-08-22 11:18:51
Stupid Windows Bug Of The Day by Qcumber-some2007-08-22 07:23:30
  you have filenames longer then 255 characters? by jaqie2007-08-22 07:24:44
    doxygen produces them when by moddermonster2007-08-22 09:39:28
    File name = full path of the file by Qcumber-some2007-08-22 07:32:15
      yich, java. by jaqie2007-08-22 07:33:43
        For very small apps that's true. by Qcumber-some2007-08-22 07:39:28
          erm... by jaqie2007-08-22 07:43:57
google and DRM by Nightwind2007-08-22 07:07:10
  Was the DVD broken, or did they change their mind? (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-08-22 07:53:58
    No, it was the Google Video service, by merlin2007-08-22 08:33:52
      ah, right, i see. by jeff_uk2007-08-22 09:13:18
  /. has the story.... by kiwifruit2007-08-22 07:32:29
    i trust first hand from a frind more then /. (n/t) by Nightwind2007-08-22 07:38:51
      The point is, it wasn't (only) your friend's by vdp2007-08-22 08:57:00
    <Deleted><Deleted>2007-08-22 08:22:19
      Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2007-08-22 08:22:30
attn: Hadji, what did you do to LittleRogue? by Rogue19712007-08-22 07:01:07
  *innocent look* by hadji2007-08-22 07:16:20
Why did I dream about my friend's pet rats last by SnArL2007-08-22 06:55:20
  I dreamt I was running last night by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 07:14:01
  I dreamed about turning into a werewolf by Havoc2007-08-22 07:13:41
  I dreamt about the board last night. by RetiQlum22007-08-22 07:11:19
    check yesterday's board. It was no dream by voxwoman2007-08-22 07:33:51
  You are being haunted by the rat by hieraco2007-08-22 06:59:31
    But I never MET Alice! by SnArL2007-08-22 08:29:49
      Not in this world. by hieraco2007-08-22 08:54:10
    Either that, or the next pet you get by voxwoman2007-08-22 07:35:19
WARNING: On topic post by hieraco2007-08-22 06:53:53
  You seem to dismiss the possibility of his head by jeff_uk2007-08-22 07:26:55
  "of anyone in the office" by Karl-Henrik2007-08-22 07:22:32
  Yup, currently 30" by hieraco2007-08-22 06:56:25
    Our graphic designer has one of those by Stuka2007-08-22 07:44:57
    Works good till you RD into someone else's box... by kiwifruit2007-08-22 07:34:04
attn: MrTrick by hieraco2007-08-22 06:40:19
If all these houses are being reprod by imrambi2007-08-22 06:35:16
  Asking vs. getting are very different. by esbita2007-08-22 09:58:24
    Key phrases noted, thanks (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 12:57:59
    About your first point by basher202007-08-22 11:19:22
  One technique I've heard of: by Stuka2007-08-22 08:19:24
    Return to step number one by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 08:30:53
      Buying a rental property comes under VERY by joecrouse2007-08-22 18:26:49
  Usually if the bank owns a house by voxwoman2007-08-22 07:39:12
    Cash is usually required at a sheriff's auction by basher202007-08-22 08:12:19
      I thought those were properties sold by voxwoman2007-08-22 08:17:32
        IIRC, around here by basher202007-08-22 08:35:28
    I hope they'll accept financing by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 07:52:51
      A goodly number of the foreclosures I've seen by voxwoman2007-08-22 08:09:12
        I'm hoping the condos won't be vandalized by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 08:25:28
  Call up banks and ask to talk to whoever by subbywan2007-08-22 07:24:37
    And wait until November or December by basher202007-08-22 08:02:44
      Real estate taxes are paid quarterly by voxwoman2007-08-22 08:16:12
        twice a year by emlaabs2007-08-22 08:19:44
    Thanks for the info! (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 07:35:03
      there are also public records for by voxwoman2007-08-22 07:40:38
  Make really really really good friends with a by DesertRat662007-08-22 06:48:31
    I'm meeting an agent tonight by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 07:09:54
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-08-22 06:30:50
  Just added my new machine to the group! by theanomaly2007-08-22 08:52:21
    that's some machine !! (n/t) by goodyca2007-08-22 13:46:23
Tree drawing program? by Michiel2007-08-22 06:22:15
  Graphviz by aix tom2007-08-22 06:31:13
    Oh. How useful. Thanks! (n/t) by Michiel2007-08-22 07:10:55
Big Brother gets automated by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 06:17:29
  We have another solution to that problem. by Peace_man2007-08-22 08:40:42
    The problem is unintentional transmission of data by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 08:51:47
  Protecting medical privacy != big brother... by jeff_uk2007-08-22 07:13:17
  But this time it's rather for privacy reasons. by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 07:12:08
    Encrypting by default bogs down com. lines by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 07:17:06
      True. If they are clever enough by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 07:30:12
        Or faxes? by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 07:38:06
  It's got to do with HIPPA regulations. by RetiQlum22007-08-22 07:07:54
    It's just the start, man! by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 07:12:57
      You should learn to accept them by Havoc2007-08-22 07:15:22
        I suspect that they may be better than human lords by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-22 07:18:58
          *bzort* by hactar the uhhh2007-08-22 07:24:39
          Human Overlords are better than Computer Overlords by jeff_uk2007-08-22 07:24:11
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-08-22 05:30:05
Webserver/DB/layout design concept question by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 05:12:40
  I don't think 2. is less traffic per se. by aix tom2007-08-22 06:15:10
    Guess I have to install sth and run tests. by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 07:00:57
Fun with Frankenburgers. by Phoon2007-08-22 05:11:20
  Everyone should try ostrich burgers... by jeff_uk2007-08-22 07:28:44
    a lot of people have by Nightwind2007-08-22 11:20:05
  Growing up we used to make burgers by jaqie2007-08-22 07:21:37
  My uncle used to make his burgers by maceogan2007-08-22 06:44:11
    Venison burgers good. Venison jerky better. by Phoon2007-08-22 07:25:57
    That's the best way to make them. by RetiQlum22007-08-22 07:23:52
  Hehe. Now I'm hungry. by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 05:19:18
  Friend used to make chilli burgers for our BBQ by splat_ed2007-08-22 05:15:08
    I'm curious by Imp2007-08-22 07:31:47
    Oooh. by Phoon2007-08-22 05:51:18
      hay phoon, what happened to flank steak? (n/t) by Nightwind2007-08-22 07:12:40
        Quartered and broiled. Made four 'steaks'. by Phoon2007-08-22 07:23:48
    Great, now I'm hungry! by hactar the uhhh2007-08-22 05:16:16
It is amusing, albeit dissapointing, by jiteo2007-08-22 04:27:30
  What is the Linux? (n/t) by ihope1272007-08-22 06:17:38
Anti-Virus software advice/possible infection by splat_ed2007-08-22 04:04:41
  Yeah -- Same thing here last night with AVG... by Twitchh2007-08-22 05:32:26
    google for 'stinger' & 'virus' (McAfee) (n/t) by bluedog9872007-08-22 15:59:12
      That was first thing I tried... It got me by Twitchh2007-08-22 16:57:35
        yikes! hadn't looked at the date! (n/t) by bluedog9872007-08-23 00:23:27
  Trend 'Housecall' is a good online only scanner. by bluedog9872007-08-22 04:45:55
  AVG by ouvrebyte2007-08-22 04:32:45
    AVG has Spyware killer app as well. by bluedog9872007-08-22 04:47:47
  define "quite a few games" by Freakazoid2007-08-22 04:28:39
    Current playing... by splat_ed2007-08-22 05:07:24
    2/5 of the apps are games. Heh. by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 04:48:39
  Trend Micro PCcillin by y2kdragon2007-08-22 04:20:41
  Avira (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-08-22 04:09:16
    Elvira? by jaqie2007-08-22 04:10:19
      good pc game too :D (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-08-22 07:31:42
      A A A .......... AVIRA ... by klar_at_work2007-08-22 04:35:50
        Bless you. (n/t) by TheCatMan2007-08-22 06:25:57
          Bank boo. <snirf> by Klaranth2007-08-22 11:38:54
        ;) means JOKE. (n/t) by jaqie2007-08-22 04:44:40
  false positive by jaqie2007-08-22 04:08:56
    AVG and Cedega. by Helix6662007-08-22 04:25:42
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-08-22 04:00:22
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-08-22 03:56:15
Thank you LAB RAT for the earworm ... by klar_at_work2007-08-22 03:17:37
  Stand in the place where you work. by kahuana2007-08-22 14:28:24
  Ive been trying to figure out just what earworm by jaqie2007-08-22 03:19:38
    Pretty much by y2kdragon2007-08-22 03:50:07
      There's one that keeps haunting me. by Peace_man2007-08-22 08:48:08
      LOITUUUUMAAAA!!!! =) by EnzoMatrix2007-08-22 08:35:49
      oldie for klarant: by inkey2007-08-22 04:22:00
        Oh noes... by yaeger2007-08-22 04:45:49
          Hopjes, vanille en chocola ... by inkey2007-08-22 11:51:54
      Yum, yum, Bumble Bee, Bumble Bee tuna... SCNR >:o) n/t by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 04:12:01
      Rodney D Young, anyone? by jaqie2007-08-22 03:54:09
    thas the jist of it (n/t) by Shandrake2007-08-22 03:27:49
Attn: SnappingTurtle by rorajoey2007-08-22 03:08:49
So I got woken up at 3 AM by jaqie2007-08-22 02:54:01
  An update. by jaqie2007-08-22 09:09:47
  Write pass on a yellownote by EnzoMatrix2007-08-22 08:37:37
  I would be mad too by Reddy2007-08-22 08:14:45
  Release the hounds! by voxwoman2007-08-22 07:49:34
  3 AM? by psyop2007-08-22 06:08:42
  Write the password on your door. (n/t) by quilting_kitty2007-08-22 05:38:30
  3am wakeup is an EMERGENCY call-out. by Havoc2007-08-22 05:06:50
    And how quickly they learn... by todAnthony2007-08-22 07:03:22
  Set the password to by Havoc2007-08-22 05:02:55
    or... by pyrogator2007-08-22 05:29:16
  Set her password to "4MN35ia" by Tyop2007-08-22 03:59:43
    What if she'll forget what it means...? by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 04:59:53
  Overnight Support by y2kdragon2007-08-22 03:53:06
  Ofcourse you have the right to be pissed off by Karl-Henrik2007-08-22 03:00:45
    Yours, not your's. (n/t) by ihope1272007-08-22 06:31:25
    Unless they wake me for a valid reason.. by jeff_uk2007-08-22 03:08:28
      I can think of more by Arachnid2007-08-22 03:33:48
      There are more reasons by Snake2007-08-22 03:20:14
        But I wouldn't actually have to get out of bed :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-08-22 03:40:39
      agreed (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-08-22 03:09:07
  Support starts at 5$ a time? by Dagna2007-08-22 02:58:16
    Double each time they ask you the same question by Arachnid2007-08-22 03:31:52
Anyone got Bioshock yet? by Arachnid2007-08-22 02:42:09
  Waiting for it to be delivered today (n/t) by Imp2007-08-22 07:57:28
  got a chance to see/play at Wizard World :) by Garrinka2007-08-22 04:54:07
  Not yet.. by Corvus_One2007-08-22 02:45:03
    I'm reeeeally tempted to get it right now... by Arachnid2007-08-22 03:07:04
      Right now? by Corvus_One2007-08-22 03:21:50
        Steam. by Arachnid2007-08-22 03:26:01
          It is a good system. by splat_ed2007-08-22 03:40:40
            Doing something right by y2kdragon2007-08-22 03:55:30
              Besides, if you have an original CD copy of by Havoc2007-08-22 07:18:49
                Excuse me? by jaqie2007-08-22 07:23:24
                  You must have a later release of HL by Havoc2007-08-22 07:38:16
                    "will not run" != "will not run without patches" (n/t) by jaqie2007-08-22 07:40:42
            Afaik, you can register games. by yaeger2007-08-22 03:51:49
              Some of them do work by splat_ed2007-08-22 03:56:18
              As did I. by jaqie2007-08-22 03:55:17
            HL2 having been game of the year by jaqie2007-08-22 03:51:23
              steam doesn't store it's files encrypted by Freakazoid2007-08-22 04:36:39
                OK. but esplain to me by jaqie2007-08-22 04:47:37
                  in theory it shouldn't matter much by Freakazoid2007-08-22 11:07:37
Sometimes I wish I had anti-anxiety drugs by kyrasantae2007-08-22 02:28:29
  If you're still awake: brief, but intense workout. n/t by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 05:26:25
  Tylenol PM. Or Simply Sleep. Either works good. (n (n/t) by kiwifruit2007-08-22 05:00:54
  Play this little game by y2kdragon2007-08-22 03:58:08
  Time to go try sleeping again... (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-08-22 02:46:31
New World in Conflict trailer. by Corvus_One2007-08-22 02:08:05
ExPEE help plz! by Electric Storm2007-08-22 01:37:22
  Knoppix - learn it, love it. by Havoc2007-08-22 05:09:15
    I find knoppix counterintuitive by jaqie2007-08-22 07:18:26
      YMMV, but Knoppix is better for older systems by Havoc2007-08-22 07:48:29
        I have a self-made DOS CD for the low end by jaqie2007-08-22 07:55:10
          Worth sharing? by rhl20002007-08-22 09:52:46
            it's got some several thousand dollar ware on it by jaqie2007-08-22 10:50:29
              Quite understandable by rhl20002007-08-22 12:12:38
  UBCD4win by jaqie2007-08-22 03:05:51
    You need a win CD to build UBCD4win (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2007-08-22 03:44:31
      And you're telling me that people by jaqie2007-08-22 03:48:25
        Some crappy systems only ship with complete recove by Bonzo2007-08-22 03:53:46
          ship with, yeah. by jaqie2007-08-22 03:56:45
            Uhm. Not always. by kahuana2007-08-22 12:48:26
            Would probably be easier to download it.. by Bonzo2007-08-22 03:58:32
              that's a grey area. (n/t) by jaqie2007-08-22 03:59:01
  Default solution is: boot a Linux LiveCD. by Qcumber-some2007-08-22 02:45:18
    Note about 'system rescue' by Havoc2007-08-22 05:12:54
  There USED to be "NTFS98" from sysinternals, but by rhl20002007-08-22 02:28:06
  Knoppix Rescue CD? by EnzoMatrix2007-08-22 02:26:52
    err... knoppix can write to NTFS just fine by Freakazoid2007-08-22 04:45:38
  well, using the windows CD by resc2007-08-22 01:40:26
    Not sure he has that.... by Electric Storm2007-08-22 01:44:19
What were they thinking ? by suitably_vague2007-08-22 01:15:27
  I saw worse Japanese games. (n/t) by Bertram2007-08-22 04:33:16
  Yeah. (slightly off topic ;) by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 03:53:53
  I remember seeing similar mashines in the 60's and by ideur2007-08-22 01:29:08
    But back then people were : by aix tom2007-08-22 01:35:00
      I don't think people are clumsier by Karl-Henrik2007-08-22 02:00:53
Yeah my beer goes "blop blop" by Spisefisken2007-08-22 01:11:59
  My wine is doing the same thing. :) by justncase2007-08-22 06:40:24
    I love that by hunter_Q22007-08-22 07:07:20
      I was thinking of making an herb/spice wine. :) by justncase2007-08-22 09:29:01
  Target Aquired by y2kdragon2007-08-22 04:06:27
    You've got two problems. by Spisefisken2007-08-22 04:14:13
      Point taken by y2kdragon2007-08-22 04:24:32
        Why steal the beer when you could take by Havoc2007-08-22 05:23:45
          Give people beer and they may drink all night. by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 05:35:06
            live  --> life- n/t by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 05:36:33
  Ever tried making wine? by Karl-Henrik2007-08-22 02:05:59
    I don't mind sharing. by Spisefisken2007-08-22 02:20:56
      Darn ;) by Karl-Henrik2007-08-22 02:33:31
  Parents tried that once.. ^_^ by EnzoMatrix2007-08-22 01:33:31
    You need to be carefull with how much sugar you ad by Spisefisken2007-08-22 01:36:57
      Sugar? Beer? by Qcumber-some2007-08-22 02:42:12
        How do you think the alchohol gets in the beer? by Spisefisken2007-08-22 02:58:21
          So you don't follow the Reinheitsgebot from 1516 ? by aix tom2007-08-22 03:14:59
            I am not german. by Spisefisken2007-08-22 03:37:06
        then you really don't know how to make alcohol :) by jaqie2007-08-22 02:58:13
          Sorry, but by Qcumber-some2007-08-22 04:14:57
            You're going to be very thirsty looking for beer by tallastro2007-08-22 06:18:17
              I'm German. I don't have to die thirsty. by Qcumber-some2007-08-22 08:13:11
              Yep. that's basically my point. (n/t) by jaqie2007-08-22 07:30:33
            on "Schwarzer Abt": by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 05:57:30
        Sugar -> Yeast -> Beer? (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-08-22 02:43:40
          Barley + yeast = beer. by Qcumber-some2007-08-22 02:57:35
  Oh dear [insert faith-holder here]! by resc2007-08-22 01:16:40
Ok, so it's another php question... by resc2007-08-22 01:01:24
  do you mean a function... by crater21502007-08-22 01:46:16
    let me explain further. by resc2007-08-22 02:54:10
      Define an array, then check it? by FST7772007-08-22 04:33:03
        you know what's funny? by resc2007-08-22 05:44:22
          could this be because... by resc2007-08-22 05:45:31
            Nope, exclude the 'quotes' by FST7772007-08-22 07:43:08
  Did I get this right? by Karl-Henrik2007-08-22 01:44:18
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-08-22 01:00:02
  I've got it! by jeff_uk2007-08-22 01:05:21
Generic Nuke & Pave Helper 2007.08.19 by shadowsystems2007-08-22 00:59:36
  ATTN: Retiqlum by Nightwind2007-08-22 07:15:29
  Many thanks! (n/t) by rhl20002007-08-22 02:14:01
  Instead of Ctrl Alt Del... we need a keyboard with by jeff_uk2007-08-22 01:02:38
    But seriously, folks... by Audio2007-08-22 02:53:30
      I have an "ANY" key by y2kdragon2007-08-22 04:08:09
        Most of us have at least 104 "any" keys... by Audio2007-08-22 05:39:34
          most programs do not take all 101/104 keys as by jaqie2007-08-22 09:12:04
      (Probably not very) interesting trivia by sazzer2007-08-22 03:47:21
    Lemme guess... by shadowsystems2007-08-22 01:11:23
i painted today by smithmule2007-08-22 00:51:41
  It's not Friday yet. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-22 05:47:27
  Got clickys? (n/t) by Bonzo2007-08-22 02:53:16
    re clickys by smithmule2007-08-22 06:31:18
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-08-22 00:48:47
  *rushes thruogh - sticks a crate of beer in the by Treehugger2007-08-22 07:16:36
    grabs a cold beer, and one for treehugger. by postaljohn2007-08-22 09:33:27
    {{{Treehugger}}} by Reddy2007-08-22 08:17:36
  Let them eat cake! by kc5sdy2007-08-22 06:41:01
    Off with her head! by y2kdragon2007-08-22 06:48:17
    *laughing* by Pyxidragon2007-08-22 06:42:25
  *hugs for all the Illiways denizens* by Pyxidragon2007-08-22 05:54:59
    *serves BAS* by chaotic2007-08-22 06:05:11
      Doing good. by Pyxidragon2007-08-22 06:12:32
        That's good to hear. by chaotic2007-08-22 06:38:23
          Well happy birthday dear lady by Pyxidragon2007-08-22 06:39:28
            you may ask :) by chaotic2007-08-22 07:48:03
  Mid-week blash by y2kdragon2007-08-22 04:19:05
  buenos dias, y'all by ouvrebyte2007-08-22 03:36:12
    some of it is by Treehugger2007-08-22 04:05:42
      What's new, th? by ouvrebyte2007-08-22 04:30:29
  Good morning by vectorz2007-08-22 01:48:30
    *serves GAP* by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:51:50
  Hi Treehugger! by postaljohn2007-08-22 01:45:00
    *serves usual* by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:51:11
  *bounces in* by Dagna2007-08-22 01:34:29
    *serves BAS and hunts for cheese* by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:41:27
      *adds a selection of cheeses to fruit cake plate* by Dagna2007-08-22 01:46:40
        I might be around by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:50:49
          I will probably be on after 7 by Dagna2007-08-22 01:52:36
            I doubt i'll be here then by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:53:41
  Celebratory double expresso please by challinor2007-08-22 01:32:55
    golfclap by y2kdragon2007-08-22 04:15:28
    Congrats, well done. by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 01:41:25
    *serves double espresso of celebration* by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:40:16
  BAS and cake by suitably_vague2007-08-22 01:19:07
    you shouldn't have picked up the duck! by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:22:55
  *stumbles in* G'Morning. Yay, I smell cake! by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 01:17:09
    *serves GAP* by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:21:05
      *wakes up* by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 01:33:41
  Morning! by syren2007-08-22 01:08:14
    *brings a big slice of cake* by chaotic2007-08-22 02:21:43
    Morning morning! by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:12:28
  One chai tea latte, cold please. by klar_at_work2007-08-22 01:07:39
    *serves chai tea latte (cold)* by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:11:37
      How can you tell, after TWO days ? by klar_at_work2007-08-22 01:56:07
  *adds a birthday cake to the table* by chaotic2007-08-22 00:57:34
    Many Happies by y2kdragon2007-08-22 04:14:14
      Thank you by chaotic2007-08-22 04:22:49
        Munchkin by y2kdragon2007-08-22 04:27:30
    Happy Birthday, chaotic (n/t) by vectorz2007-08-22 01:50:46
      thank you :) (n/t) by chaotic2007-08-22 02:27:13
    Happy Birthday! by Dagna2007-08-22 01:35:21
      Thank you! by chaotic2007-08-22 02:16:36
    Happy birthday! by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 01:29:22
      {{{roger}}} by chaotic2007-08-22 02:15:33
    *Slices piece of cake.* by EnzoMatrix2007-08-22 01:09:39
      you can play Munchkin with two players by chaotic2007-08-22 02:09:18
    Congrats. A quart of a century .... :) by klar_at_work2007-08-22 01:06:10
      why that? by chaotic2007-08-22 02:08:11
    Happy Birthday! by Treehugger2007-08-22 00:59:36
      Thank you! by chaotic2007-08-22 01:02:39
        Munchkin impossible looks fantastic! by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:05:58
          yes, it's much fun. by chaotic2007-08-22 02:07:40
          What on earth are you talking about... by jeff_uk2007-08-22 01:09:10
            Google is your friend... by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:10:51
              google is no friend of mine... by jeff_uk2007-08-22 01:17:13
                nah, tis just a jade. by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:19:21
  Hard morning planned of watching other people work by jeff_uk2007-08-22 00:56:44
    oooh. Lucky you. by Treehugger2007-08-22 00:58:34
      Just got back, sat for 1 hour waiting for by jeff_uk2007-08-22 03:02:11
        *serves another BAS* by Treehugger2007-08-22 04:04:31
      I have to do _something_... by jeff_uk2007-08-22 01:00:15
        Ok then, maybe not as fun as previously assumed by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:04:21
  *Enters, Yawning. * by EnzoMatrix2007-08-22 00:54:53
    *serves double strong BAS, cookie and fuzzy* by Treehugger2007-08-22 00:57:37
      Productive...? by EnzoMatrix2007-08-22 01:06:55
        *serves another BAS* by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:09:44
          Knife cuts at both sides: by EnzoMatrix2007-08-22 01:13:02
            Someone needs to invent the device by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:14:30
              Dunno about those by y2kdragon2007-08-22 04:11:53
                You mean like by EnzoMatrix2007-08-22 06:46:31
              Isn't that what they invented the by EnzoMatrix2007-08-22 01:26:19
                I think rogue used it last. by Treehugger2007-08-22 01:26:54
  Good morning by afterburner2007-08-22 00:50:58
    oooh, scary. by Treehugger2007-08-22 00:51:57
      *stomps in from the rain* by afterburner2007-08-22 00:54:07
        {{{afterburner}}} by Treehugger2007-08-22 00:56:08
          :-) by afterburner2007-08-22 00:57:26
            Thunderstorms rock by y2kdragon2007-08-22 04:09:20
              That they do by afterburner2007-08-22 05:44:39
Google Sky looks very neat by afterburner2007-08-22 00:46:27
  Celestia? :-P (n/t) by FST7772007-08-22 04:34:15
    Why would I install two apps when I survive with by afterburner2007-08-22 06:10:05
      Because you can? ;-) by FST7772007-08-22 08:58:27
Munich UFie meet - cancelled by c3po2007-08-22 00:36:03
  Maybe some other time. by aix tom2007-08-22 01:02:57
Hey Garrinka, corrected klicky. by Bellator2007-08-22 00:34:52
UFIE Username Riddle..... by jeff_uk2007-08-22 00:14:07
  Treehugger? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-08-22 02:09:05
    clasping ecologist (n/t) by vampire2007-08-22 10:12:36
  Hmmm... by Bonzo2007-08-22 01:26:31
  Lab_Rat? (n/t) by Dagna2007-08-22 01:25:09
    Bingo!!! :) congrats (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-08-22 02:58:20
      Where's the retrever part ?? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-08-22 03:19:16
        Lab - short for Labrador (n/t) by Dagna2007-08-22 03:20:36
          Labrador ,, not golden ... ok got it :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-08-22 04:11:03
  Get Bent? =)P by shadowsystems2007-08-22 00:25:58
    Cute, but wrong :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-08-22 00:37:15
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02007-08-22 00:01:15
  The book was "The Number of the Beast" by postaljohn2007-08-22 03:07:24
  Zebadiah John Carter. by postaljohn2007-08-22 01:43:21
    DT Burroughs by voxwoman2007-08-22 05:33:10
      Names or pen names of Robert or Virginia by skern2007-08-22 06:52:12
      That I did not know! by hieraco2007-08-22 06:44:02
        use next_permutation from the STL library. (n/t) by postaljohn2007-08-22 08:03:01
Translations by Nea2007-08-22 00:01:01
  German/Deutsch (TLP) (n/t) by cwachter2007-08-22 00:06:02
    berlinert / Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2007-08-22 02:24:43
      2 Verbesserungsvorschläge by profv2007-08-22 08:58:26
        Danke, die sind gut! by roger G. rapid2007-08-24 00:26:05
    Hochdeutsch by cwachter2007-08-22 00:13:56
      das ist Stef, nich A.J. ... (n/t) by pangu2007-08-22 00:29:04
        Örx... Du hast Recht! by cwachter2007-08-22 00:44:50
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-08-22 00:00:03
  Molly, for yanking the cable. (n/t) by rorajoey2007-08-22 14:59:08
  Rio. None of your beeswax. ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-22 13:11:42
  The cat by Reddy2007-08-22 08:52:05
  Blame Canada! by hieraco2007-08-22 06:42:21
    Do you have to be a Canadian to blame Canada? by Woodburn2007-08-22 07:40:44
      Who would Brian Boitano blame? (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-22 07:43:23
  Bad programming practices; all bugs. (n/t) by ihope1272007-08-22 06:32:36
  Almost same answer as yesterday: by Bertram2007-08-22 04:31:23
  I blame Kickstart by y2kdragon2007-08-22 04:01:48
  Too easy to make a political statement here.. (n/t by rorajoey2007-08-22 03:06:47
    Politics by TheCatMan2007-08-22 03:42:00
      I thought it was... by Phoon2007-08-22 04:13:52
        More correctly by y2kdragon2007-08-22 04:22:55
          Channeling Will Rogers? ;-) (n/t) by Dire_Lobo2007-08-22 08:52:02
            Er, how is that the opposite of progress? :-P (n/t) by bwkaz2007-08-22 15:40:17
  Elwood and Joliet Jake Blues by SouthpawPL2007-08-22 00:45:47
  Them and they, for everything. by buzzin2007-08-22 00:36:27
    SO-QOTD: Pain - It's only them by EnzoMatrix2007-08-22 00:59:03
  my brother, for everything (n/t) by amp_man2007-08-22 00:23:25
  As I tell my wife (regarding about everything)... by cptspith2007-08-22 00:12:54
    When my SO is mad at me.. by jeff_uk2007-08-22 00:24:03
      And.. How is the success rate of that method? (n/t) by Bonzo2007-08-22 02:56:16
  Anyone the systems admin feels is deserving :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-08-22 00:11:53
  Myself. by sgrunt2007-08-22 00:05:30
  Society, everything... (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-22 00:02:26
    BTW, :-) (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-22 00:08:54
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-08-22 00:00:01
  Bright green in Konqueror (n/t) by rhakeios2007-08-22 09:48:12
  OJSimpsonhadrequestsfromChristineandrightlyso by ideur2007-08-22 00:01:26
    You should be glad that by sgrunt2007-08-22 00:04:53
  OJSimpsonhadrequestsfromChristineandrightlyso by sgrunt2007-08-22 00:01:14

 

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