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Cartoon for Aug 21, 2007
Strip for Aug 21, 2007
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I've so enjoyed going swimming at night by lab rat2007-08-21 22:38:37
  I, on the other hand... by ayteebee2007-08-24 13:43:44
  Don't drown. That's an order. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-21 23:23:12
    Not gonna happen. Heck I went to school on a swim by lab rat2007-08-21 23:38:22
  Meditation at break of dawn, by the lake. by Karl-Henrik2007-08-21 23:13:16
  But who will help you when you are in need? by Klaranth2007-08-21 23:01:37
    Don't intend on needing any. (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-21 23:19:06
    Who happens to be an ex marine... by raptillicus2007-08-21 23:13:23
      Medic ? Or just mouth-to-mouth resuscitation? (n/ (n/t) by Klaranth2007-08-21 23:29:33
        /me likes mouth-to-mouth. Marines are cute'n'tasty (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-21 23:41:56
      Pool is prolly the only safe place for me (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-21 23:20:01
        I dunnooo. Werent you having all kinds of metal by Klaranth2007-08-21 23:37:50
          Metal is gone. Problems with it.... by lab rat2007-08-21 23:39:34
I am so lost at Difficult ... by Klaranth2007-08-21 22:32:34
  I got 3 of 4 (n/t) by raptillicus2007-08-21 23:02:53
    I got 'em all! :-p by hadji2007-08-22 07:20:58
Would this have a multiplayer function? by Klaranth2007-08-21 22:19:54
  Think so by MontyZuma2007-08-21 22:50:35
What to do, what to do? by MrTrick2007-08-21 22:14:45
  donate to goodwill and take the tax writeoff (n/t by subbywan2007-08-21 22:19:51
  Join a Freecycle.org local group/chapter, by Klaranth2007-08-21 22:19:10
alright guys .. night all sleepies for me :P :) by Garrinka2007-08-21 21:58:33
  But I just woke up :( (n/t) by afterburner2007-08-21 22:23:46
Of all the..! by AlanTwo2007-08-21 21:42:33
  Depending on where you are... by shadowsystems2007-08-21 22:06:28
    Threadjack : did you ever received that Linkedin by Klaranth2007-08-21 22:49:33
      Could you be a BIT more specific? =)P by shadowsystems2007-08-21 23:07:38
        You mean you get swamped by offers now? :) by Klaranth2007-08-21 23:41:29
my english teacher is nuts !!!! :P by Garrinka2007-08-21 21:25:43
  Gad! I hate APA format papers by hieraco2007-08-22 06:35:42
  What can be so difficult about English? by Klaranth2007-08-21 22:51:53
  All teachers are a little nuts... by Bellator2007-08-21 21:38:44
    hon your link ist borky :( .. just fyi :) by Garrinka2007-08-21 21:49:20
  {{{Garrinka}}} by AlanTwo2007-08-21 21:35:59
    thanks hon :) might take you up on it :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-08-21 21:56:34
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-08-21 21:00:04
Any UI designers in the house? by Illiad2007-08-21 19:55:15
  Will CLI do..? =) (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2007-08-22 00:23:03
  Threadjack : Dark Rain City ... by Klaranth2007-08-21 22:46:09
Cooking at faster than light speeds by hieraco2007-08-21 19:49:10
  she's gonna blow !!!!!!!!!!!! :) by Garrinka2007-08-21 20:34:01
    No she's not. by ihope1272007-08-21 21:06:41
      implode.. explode.. does it really matter ;) by Garrinka2007-08-21 21:21:54
      Oh, and :-) (n/t) by ihope1272007-08-21 21:06:59
    *runs away from the scene, panicked* (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-08-21 20:53:34
      indeed. Hieraco ... cooking? by Klaranth2007-08-21 23:31:16
        Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm a great cook by hieraco2007-08-22 06:32:48
  so now you have by subbywan2007-08-21 20:09:45
Is a delivery charge a defacto tip? by hadji2007-08-21 19:27:46
  No by oot2007-08-21 19:34:23
    I still tip Sonic carhops.... by kiwifruit2007-08-21 19:56:25
    Next question: Should one tip a weebil? (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-21 19:48:59
      Only if they wobble and don't fall down. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-21 22:12:58
      Only if its service was acceptable. by werehatrack2007-08-21 19:54:18
        However, one should not tip a cow. (n/t) by rorajoey2007-08-21 19:55:36
          Cows are fine by joecrouse2007-08-21 19:58:33
Drunk Druids hehe :) by Garrinka2007-08-21 19:01:13
  I don't think I've ever seen open comments on RLC. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-08-21 19:15:56
    well he has a diary there :) by Garrinka2007-08-21 19:20:02
      Good thinking (n/t) by toysbfun2007-08-21 19:31:57
        thank you .. I try to think on occasion ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-08-21 19:37:39
A/C Pumps going bad on a Van SUCK by Dad2TZK2007-08-21 18:55:50
  You were in Wisconsin and didn't tell me? by KingOfFools2007-08-21 23:54:44
  How can they suck if they go bad? by hadji2007-08-21 18:58:18
    <beavis voice>you said suck</beavis voice> ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-08-21 19:14:34
      <butthead>Yeah..and he said pump..hehe</butthead> (n/t) by rorajoey2007-08-21 20:25:05
        *glances at calendar* by AlanTwo2007-08-21 21:37:23
    Well it does suck,, by Dad2TZK2007-08-21 19:07:20
Could use another on W:ET! (n/t) by maximumbob2007-08-21 18:53:17
  Careful... (n/t) by jiteo2007-08-21 19:10:50
Someone do my laundry for me. by hadji2007-08-21 18:52:04
  Can you do mine?? by Dad2TZK2007-08-21 18:56:35
    That would defeat the purpose of me not doing mine (n/t) by hadji2007-08-21 18:57:25
      ok then we find someone to do both of ours by Dad2TZK2007-08-21 19:05:43
        And if you do mine, he'll give you more cookies! ( (n/t) by hadji2007-08-21 19:10:45
Anyone played "Stacker"? by Phoon2007-08-21 17:11:31
  Seen a couple, never played one by Freakazoid2007-08-21 19:29:34
  Hmm, the wiki stated it is rigged. No surprize .. by lab rat2007-08-21 17:58:27
I haz cheezy garlicbread ..want some? :) by Garrinka2007-08-21 17:06:51
  glad you guys are enjoying :) your wlcm :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-08-21 18:28:30
  OOOOooo Yummy!!! by Silverfire2007-08-21 18:23:13
  *eats garlic bread* by hactar the uhhh2007-08-21 18:03:32
  /me eats sammich. by themadkansan2007-08-21 17:38:03
  Me wants! Me wants! (n/t) by postaljohn2007-08-21 17:30:13
  *smooches Garrinka on the cheek* by AlanTwo2007-08-21 17:25:38
  Cheezy Garlic Bread? !O.O! by shadowsystems2007-08-21 17:16:38
Calling all W:ET players by imrambi2007-08-21 16:58:57
Waiting for Security by bastetsmuse2007-08-21 16:36:59
  Do you have one of those hanging false ceilings? ( by AndyA2007-08-21 16:43:50
    do enlighten us... (n/t) by defdood2007-08-21 16:46:31
      Enter ceiling from hallway by oot2007-08-21 16:48:21
        Watch out for headcrabs. by MrTrick2007-08-21 17:26:36
        I was thinking of something far simpler. by AndyA2007-08-21 16:56:00
          no come on gotta relive The Breakfast Club ;) by Garrinka2007-08-21 17:29:05
  {{{Bustetsmuse}}} by Reddy2007-08-21 16:40:14
Invoke: UFicle by MrTrick2007-08-21 16:27:23
  However that brings other problems into play. by RetiQlum22007-08-21 16:44:18
  I would have agreed with you, except for this by farfalla2007-08-21 16:31:37
    I guess it must be an economy-of-scale thing... by MrTrick2007-08-21 16:36:33
      That would have some impact. by AndyA2007-08-21 16:52:32
  I have been told by Reddy2007-08-21 16:30:51
not sure what you do with the clock ..... by unjust2007-08-21 15:57:54
  Burglar inside your house and you're worried... by RetiQlum22007-08-21 16:34:50
    Clock the burglar. by hadji2007-08-21 19:30:58
    Well sure. by MrTrick2007-08-21 16:40:05
      I would say a troglodyte-looking by jaqie2007-08-21 17:24:59
  I would say that by Reddy2007-08-21 16:31:51
    so you step on the broken water glass? (n/t) by unjust2007-08-21 17:14:03
  ... or the lamp. (n/t) by staticsan2007-08-21 16:20:35
Planning on purchasing a new laptop by Ralith2007-08-21 15:50:24
  It could fly... by smiffy2007-08-21 22:19:47
  pay no mind to people trying to extort by jaqie2007-08-21 17:27:14
    I was just making a funny not extorting :P by Garrinka2007-08-21 17:40:47
  youz gives us diary and tlp .. we givez info ;) by Garrinka2007-08-21 17:10:23
Anyone else using CTUpdate? by shadowsystems2007-08-21 15:32:13
Does anyone here know if Simon Fraser by DrDeisel2007-08-21 15:21:00
  Ooh, that's a wonderful idea! by farfalla2007-08-21 16:27:24
  There's a school in upsate new york by defdood2007-08-21 16:21:46
    Don't forget the Bronx has Fordham University (n/t by Ston2007-08-21 16:39:41
  Oh, I love that idea! by bimkins2007-08-21 15:38:21
  Sponsored, of course, by the by maximumbob2007-08-21 15:22:38
    *snerk* (n/t) by arktus2007-08-21 22:24:14
ATTN: Security knowledgable UFies by hadji2007-08-21 14:58:29
  Your question contradicts itself by archnerd2007-08-21 17:15:48
    Okay . . . I googled and got some hits by hadji2007-08-21 18:37:38
      DES is easily crackable by OTS hardware. by vdp2007-08-21 21:17:05
      DES is symmetric too. by Phoon2007-08-21 18:44:08
        DES is weaker than AES, too. by bwkaz2007-08-21 20:04:43
          Wouldn't a 256-bit key have an implied leading 1? by kahuana2007-08-21 21:11:57
            Not a symmetric key. by Arachnid2007-08-21 21:51:31
    Yes and no. by Phoon2007-08-21 17:38:58
  The password doesn't affect it. by bwkaz2007-08-21 15:32:57
  Depends on the key lenght, basicly. by aix tom2007-08-21 15:26:50
  with current technology and those assumptions? by Freakazoid2007-08-21 15:05:44
  Well, the rumor was a few years back by basher202007-08-21 15:02:39
  Also, assuming that several emails were collected, by hadji2007-08-21 15:01:24
    With an unbroken algorithm, not at all. by Arachnid2007-08-21 17:34:01
      provideing they dont have the backdoor (n/t) by joecrouse2007-08-21 17:45:37
        I mean in the program itself. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-08-21 19:38:41
        Note the "with an unbroken algorithm" in the subj. (n/t) by Arachnid2007-08-21 18:23:32
W00t! I can haz a 30% share of $24,500,000! by wibble2007-08-21 14:34:00
  To bad they're only United State Dollars, instead by Dire_Lobo2007-08-21 14:44:13
    and with the exchange rates at the moment by wibble2007-08-21 14:55:49
      at least no obscure relatives had to die. (n/ (n/t by morenna2007-08-21 20:24:09
Yay! by Arivia2007-08-21 14:20:57
  *shrug* k:d ratios aren't everything by Freakazoid2007-08-21 15:01:36
    doesn't break even == 1:1? (n/t) by vidi2007-08-21 16:24:02
  Thats hard to do by imrambi2007-08-21 14:35:02
    Really? by Allandaros2007-08-21 14:58:11
      Unless yer one of the 'other people' by Stuka2007-08-21 15:07:12
    True. by Arivia2007-08-21 14:43:05
What is with kids these days?!?! by DesertRat662007-08-21 14:16:32
  SnArl's baby photos? (n/t) by Stuka2007-08-21 14:22:08
    LOL (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-21 15:02:44
  hmmm by Reddy2007-08-21 14:19:11
    I'm pretty sure that's PhotoShop (n/t) by Snate2007-08-21 14:22:09
    I'd say that is child abuse. :| (n/t) by NDwight2007-08-21 14:21:48
      I'm pretty sure it's a doctored image. (n/t) by hadji2007-08-21 14:22:37
        It is (n/t) by DesertRat662007-08-21 14:30:31
          yeah, but all they did was wipe the spider tattoo by Dire_Lobo2007-08-21 14:36:18
        You are probably right, but I would not put it pas by NDwight2007-08-21 14:24:45
          I've seen infants with pierced ears. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-21 14:54:51
        I am too but by Reddy2007-08-21 14:24:26
          Actually, Grandma said it was OK... by Dire_Lobo2007-08-21 14:41:00
            that explains alot (n/t) by Reddy2007-08-21 14:47:26
  Haha! :D (n/t) by karl-henrik2007-08-21 14:18:34
no they're not incompetent..... by unjust2007-08-21 14:13:22
  The critique is missing the point, by binkley2007-08-21 15:57:24
    you miss the point: by unjust2007-08-21 16:24:55
      So tree hugger should by binkley2007-08-21 16:31:20
        so you're attacking the source, rather by unjust2007-08-21 17:26:28
    Minneapolis, not Milwaukee. by kelli2172007-08-21 16:17:42
      Yes, you're right, of course.. by binkley2007-08-21 16:30:12
  I'm with lheggland on this one.She isn't 100%wrong by Snate2007-08-21 15:50:35
  Ok, now I have read the whole interview. by lheggland2007-08-21 15:06:59
    Gotta love cherry-picked then twisted quotes (n/t) by Menetlaus2007-08-21 15:37:56
      Well, the moniker is by binkley2007-08-21 15:41:30
        uhm.... by unjust2007-08-21 16:13:18
          She said restoring lighthouses... by lheggland2007-08-21 16:21:58
            read your own citation. by unjust2007-08-21 16:26:04
              Ok, you got me there. by lheggland2007-08-21 16:42:18
                really? 95? you sure? by unjust2007-08-21 17:25:06
                  my bad. the average work comute is 5 miles by unjust2007-08-21 17:29:12
                    That is a local issue. by lheggland2007-08-21 17:37:22
                      so... the bumper to bumper traffic... by unjust2007-08-21 17:44:53
                        The maintenance of those roads is a federal issue. by lheggland2007-08-21 17:58:41
                          somethign's not right there. by unjust2007-08-21 18:41:38
                            The States do pay part of the cost. by lheggland2007-08-21 19:10:52
                        cite where you got that figure. by joecrouse2007-08-21 17:56:25
                          us census? by unjust2007-08-21 18:37:40
  Proving once agan that "stupid" and "incompetent" by Dire_Lobo2007-08-21 14:58:07
  There aren't any lighthouses in important channels by Sterling_Ag2007-08-21 14:34:47
    If I was stuck in a small boat and my GPS... by RetiQlum22007-08-21 15:01:38
      If I was stuck in a small boat, broken GPS by Menetlaus2007-08-21 15:36:12
        If I was stuck in a small boat, broken GPS by lheggland2007-08-21 15:47:46
          Certainly not out by binkley2007-08-21 15:50:28
    Different money pot, by lheggland2007-08-21 14:41:42
  Looking at her list by DesertRat662007-08-21 14:26:36
    Lighthouses, by lheggland2007-08-21 14:33:03
      Considering their location and history by DesertRat662007-08-21 14:34:26
        Some of them. by lheggland2007-08-21 14:39:22
          you know by Reddy2007-08-21 14:41:59
  so we should file that under the "cattle guards" by classic_jon2007-08-21 14:26:04
    *giggles* by Reddy2007-08-21 14:30:43
    According to the sub-links by DesertRat662007-08-21 14:29:33
      I know, the cattle guard comment was just by classic_jon2007-08-21 14:42:09
  Well, the bike trails are recreational, not for by NDwight2007-08-21 14:17:37
    Bike paths, however - by Didactylos2007-08-21 14:22:11
I find this disturbing: by SnArL2007-08-21 14:07:39
  It also energizes your soul by veran2007-08-21 14:41:02
  Just don't try to grow crops with it (n/t) by oot2007-08-21 14:33:06
    No: corn needs Gatorade. :-P by bwkaz2007-08-21 14:48:45
  Coca-Cola makes more than just Coke you know. by rook_mtl2007-08-21 14:18:51
    "All Beverages Hydrate" by khendron2007-08-21 14:34:25
      It's true by rfrovarp2007-08-21 14:46:20
    that is what they are trying to sell by Reddy2007-08-21 14:21:11
      On a 12-pack of Diet Coke? by SnArL2007-08-21 14:27:52
        I"m thinking a fitness magzine by Reddy2007-08-21 14:31:58
  I have allways heard that coke dehydrates... (n/t) by karl-henrik2007-08-21 14:18:15
    It doesn't dehydrate by rfrovarp2007-08-21 14:20:54
  disturbe me too by Reddy2007-08-21 14:12:45
    The lady in their ad was drinking h20. (n/t) by NDwight2007-08-21 14:19:32
      I saw a different ad by Reddy2007-08-21 14:23:29
I have a coworker who is troubled by the fact that by hadji2007-08-21 13:57:56
  Wow - parsed that as a profanity >< by maximumbob2007-08-21 15:20:15
    Yeah, me, too. Was trying to figure out what word by Twitchh2007-08-21 16:22:20
  How? by Phoon2007-08-21 15:16:39
    Imagine a hollow cube inside a sphere. by huitzilopochtli2007-08-21 17:07:15
    It's hollow, and it's got something that rattles by hadji2007-08-21 15:20:20
    it's got a ball bearing in it by Freakazoid2007-08-21 15:18:53
      I think its a regular d6 inside. by RetiQlum22007-08-21 16:33:18
        IIRC... by themadkansan2007-08-21 17:43:57
        A Magic 8 Ball has a d20 inside. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-21 16:44:03
  Huh?!? by Allandaros2007-08-21 14:59:34
    QuickTime 7 and above should be able to play by hadji2007-08-21 15:17:21
  Okay, I spend WAY too much time on this board... by leistico2007-08-21 14:11:08
    I didn't try to figure out d6 by defdood2007-08-21 16:42:11
    Donuts of course by nightmonger2007-08-21 15:50:50
  why would that be troubling?? by Reddy2007-08-21 14:02:32
    I've got four, actually. :-D (n/t) by hadji2007-08-21 14:21:55
      Hubby got rid of mine by Reddy2007-08-21 14:27:08
        "You can have my dice bag when... by RetiQlum22007-08-21 15:07:54
          ive got a roller on my Axim by robertltux2007-08-21 18:13:23
          hmmm by Reddy2007-08-21 15:29:42
        :-O by hadji2007-08-21 14:28:29
          blame boys by Reddy2007-08-21 14:33:55
            :-( (n/t) by hadji2007-08-21 14:43:42
              speaking of which by Reddy2007-08-21 14:49:51
Sick in bed, feeling sorry for myself by lex_icon2007-08-21 13:56:28
  Zinc and a good multivitamin :) by classic_jon2007-08-21 14:22:00
    *Hugs classic_jon* by lex_icon2007-08-21 14:26:41
      I had Scarlet fever when I was 4. Most doctors by classic_jon2007-08-21 14:40:33
        I don't know a lot about scarlet fever by lex_icon2007-08-21 14:55:23
          This was 1974 and they pumped me full of by classic_jon2007-08-21 15:23:27
  Tea, hot by SoylentGreen2007-08-21 14:04:32
    Tea, earl grey, hot. (n/t) by hadji2007-08-21 14:21:10
  You already said my remedies, {{lex_icon} } (n/t) by NDwight2007-08-21 14:02:20
  {{{Lex icon}}} by Reddy2007-08-21 14:01:10
    Concur. by themadkansan2007-08-21 15:17:43
    I've heard that one before actually by lex_icon2007-08-21 14:32:06
      my cat would never do that by Reddy2007-08-21 14:39:22
        Ah, but my kitteh is only a year old by lex_icon2007-08-21 14:44:49
          that may explain why by Reddy2007-08-21 14:51:35
I need to get a car by Bellator2007-08-21 13:45:58
  or a bike by Reddy2007-08-21 13:49:41
    A bike would be even worse... by Bellator2007-08-21 14:10:16
      Just wait until you've got grandkids. by kahuana2007-08-21 14:15:08
        Of course by Bellator2007-08-21 14:39:17
Attn: DR66 by SoylentGreen2007-08-21 13:25:17
  Thanks by DesertRat662007-08-21 13:40:48
  I should highlight the last sentence of the aticle by SoylentGreen2007-08-21 13:31:32
Web gurus by karl-henrik2007-08-21 13:16:31
  Yes. by aix tom2007-08-21 13:21:13
  Set a width in em-units, and use fixed-width font. (n/t) by vdp2007-08-21 13:20:52
Beat my high score, I *DARE* you! by SnArL2007-08-21 13:14:53
  32! by Concept2007-08-21 17:08:31
  Couldn't beat it, but tied it... (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-21 16:42:09
  Are you sure you didn't just get -1? (n/t) by dodrian2007-08-21 14:26:34
    Quite sure. (n/t) by SnArL2007-08-21 14:28:53
  I got 4,294,967,296 by Havoc2007-08-21 13:18:13
    And I once caught a fish |-------this big!-------| by Dire_Lobo2007-08-21 14:34:23
      On my monitor, he got away because you had to by SnArL2007-08-21 14:38:34
    Uh-huh. Sure. We believe you. by SnArL2007-08-21 13:21:02
Well, my fourth linux box is running .... by aix tom2007-08-21 13:14:08
  I've played with one of those too by ttlogic2007-08-21 13:20:51
    About 400 ... by aix tom2007-08-21 13:24:04
I Upgraded Ur Banazaz by DesertRat662007-08-21 13:04:42
  *giggles* by Reddy2007-08-21 14:05:42
Has anyone ever seen a kitteh by notdeadyet2007-08-21 12:45:12
  Kahn used to before he got too creaky by Silverfire2007-08-21 22:29:49
  Yes, and one of ours (not Knuckles) lays on her by hieraco2007-08-21 19:19:50
  Yes. by staticsan2007-08-21 15:42:40
  Not that way up... by Listicath2007-08-21 14:17:36
  our rabbits do that alot (n/t) by emlaabs2007-08-21 13:48:08
  My dog does that all the time. by Peace_man2007-08-21 13:44:01
  Yup. Especially when it's hot out. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-21 13:29:04
  Got three ... Both sides up, too (n/t) by Klaranth2007-08-21 13:02:51
  Yep, several :) (n/t) by classic_jon2007-08-21 12:54:29
  Our masters do that from time to time.... (n/t) by radiowave9112007-08-21 12:53:54
  eeeeeeeeee cute! (n/t) by williamashbless2007-08-21 12:52:28
Computer-Go: SGF tree draw program? by Michiel2007-08-21 12:35:04
wwill and rook_mtl... by bimkins2007-08-21 12:26:27
  I read that as ... by z1root2007-08-21 20:15:06
  You're very welcome. by rook_mtl2007-08-21 16:03:21
Google evilness? by FST7772007-08-21 12:23:29
  Don't Worry. I think Google Ads was down for a by Snate2007-08-21 12:41:54
    Well, that was one big coincidence then... (n/t) by FST7772007-08-21 14:48:58
MS-13 gang seeks to unite nationwide by DesertRat662007-08-21 12:18:24
  That group is a bunch of bad bad people... (n/t) by classic_jon2007-08-21 12:24:58
ACCESS HAS BEEN DENIED - by CHUckab2007-08-21 12:13:43
  Man, they must have that thing on TIGHT by Stuka2007-08-21 12:15:29
    It wasn't UF - it was the headliner ad. by CHUckab2007-08-21 12:23:26
      Ah, I see (n/t) by Stuka2007-08-21 13:49:10
DVD help by raptillicus2007-08-21 12:05:49
  VLC can do wonders by robertltux2007-08-21 18:30:09
  Other DVD help needed by Menetlaus2007-08-21 13:31:56
    Dirty drives? Bad software? (n/t) by vdp2007-08-21 13:46:27
  Grab VLC (n/t) by Fandango2007-08-21 12:14:37
I've never noticed that Adobe Acrobat Pro has a by techi8702007-08-21 11:53:53
  Have you checked out the "Rubber Stamp" feature? by CHUckab2007-08-21 12:01:00
W:ETBoomies: currently heading to a sever near you by vidi2007-08-21 11:30:53
A question of legality. by KingOfFools2007-08-21 11:27:18
  Partly yes, Partly no by celtic_hackr2007-08-21 12:54:48
    That is precicely why I said that you can not do a by classic_jon2007-08-21 13:11:46
  I need to head off to work. by KingOfFools2007-08-21 12:44:52
  Do you work for the NSA, FBI or DHS? by hadji2007-08-21 12:26:13
    Ha! Why would I be interested in legality by KingOfFools2007-08-21 12:39:09
  Will vary from state to state. by subbywan2007-08-21 11:52:25
    I don't suppose you know of a good source... by KingOfFools2007-08-21 11:55:50
      Try some of these: by classic_jon2007-08-21 12:14:05
  IANAL but by AndyA2007-08-21 11:35:01
    That's what concerns me. by KingOfFools2007-08-21 11:54:05
      who's home is the computer in?? by Reddy2007-08-21 12:37:10
        I am still, technically, married to Ivy. by KingOfFools2007-08-21 12:40:50
          hmmmm by Reddy2007-08-21 12:47:13
            That puts a whole different slant on things by classic_jon2007-08-21 12:52:08
    When you are using someone elses by classic_jon2007-08-21 11:39:18
      Watch the jurisdictions by unixdude2007-08-21 11:58:18
        It also depends on where the call is by classic_jon2007-08-21 12:08:44
  Legally I would say it is your friends computer. by maceogan2007-08-21 11:32:36
  tell her how to install it by tesla_koil2007-08-21 11:31:12
  Um, consult a lawyer? (n/t) by williamashbless2007-08-21 11:31:03
  Title Title, who has the title :) by classic_jon2007-08-21 11:31:01
    Do you know what responsibility the owner has... by KingOfFools2007-08-21 11:48:31
      Take a look at the monitoring guidelines that by classic_jon2007-08-21 12:02:35
*waves* by CHUckab2007-08-21 11:10:50
  *waves* by spud312007-08-21 11:18:39
    *pouts* by Reddy2007-08-21 11:20:44
      How about Tater Tot? (n/t) by maceogan2007-08-21 11:47:35
        Already taken. by CHUckab2007-08-21 11:56:55
          Yes I saw it after I had posted. (n/t) by maceogan2007-08-21 12:00:44
          When I was pregnant with my daughter, that's what by spud312007-08-21 11:58:56
            spud31's a-- well, you know where that's going by sgrunt2007-08-21 12:20:52
              Spud31's a MOM? :D (n/t) by SnArL2007-08-21 13:37:34
      can't call him "sprout" by bastetsmuse2007-08-21 11:25:53
      Heh. That's better than Gimpy. (n/t) by spud312007-08-21 11:21:38
        what other names have been offered?? by Reddy2007-08-21 11:23:56
          His real name will be Chase Steven. by spud312007-08-21 11:32:10
            I think she is right by Reddy2007-08-21 11:34:03
              Someone had a good potato one by spud312007-08-21 11:35:49
                How about Da-spud? with a Chicago Bulls fan accent (n/t) by tallastro2007-08-21 12:51:19
                  I like that one :-) (n/t) by vdp2007-08-21 13:41:54
                    I say we take a poll (n/t) by Reddy2007-08-21 13:44:17
                      We just did. by tallastro2007-08-21 14:04:06
                        Oops, never mind. horizontal alignment needs work. (n/t) by tallastro2007-08-21 14:05:45
  :-( DTD won't play on this computer. by CHUckab2007-08-21 11:15:58
  *waves back* by Reddy2007-08-21 11:15:27
    Thanks for the hug. by CHUckab2007-08-21 11:40:06
      could be by Reddy2007-08-21 11:45:24
Girl Genius fubar again. by werehatrack2007-08-21 10:46:26
  Getting a HostGator page? (n/t) by themadkansan2007-08-21 14:56:01
Why I don't race motorcycles by SnArL2007-08-21 10:32:58
  And that would be why you wear a helmet and armor by classic_jon2007-08-21 10:45:50
    A helmet isn't considered armor? (n/t) by ihope1272007-08-21 11:12:15
      to some people a Helmet is optional... by classic_jon2007-08-21 11:14:32
        Here, the armour seems mostly optional by FST7772007-08-21 12:32:01
          Most of the speed bike guys around here by classic_jon2007-08-21 12:42:07
        They don't value their head (n/t) by veran2007-08-21 11:56:46
          Yep, My dad thought it was funny that I went and by classic_jon2007-08-21 12:22:39
  It is said: by veran2007-08-21 10:35:29
    If you wanna look cool... by hieraco2007-08-21 10:44:57
      Choose your bar carefully, though. by werehatrack2007-08-21 10:48:33
      I prefer scuba gear when bar-hopping (n/t) by veran2007-08-21 10:48:24
        *snork-le.* (n/t) by werehatrack2007-08-21 10:49:19
Invoke UFicle: making Thunderbird act like Outlook by toysbfun2007-08-21 10:31:07
  She wants to change formats and font size by AndyA2007-08-21 11:31:13
    She wants to hide the attachments she receives by toysbfun2007-08-21 11:45:30
  Just an FYI by jaqie2007-08-21 11:11:19
    Doesn't mean a thing by vdp2007-08-21 13:25:07
    I know. If you can suggest another by toysbfun2007-08-21 11:25:50
*kicks Internet connection* by AlanTwo2007-08-21 10:12:17
A dwarf gets wheeled into the ER: by Klaranth2007-08-21 10:11:53
  This makes me question where DP came from ... (n/t by subbywan2007-08-21 10:41:18
  Wow, that sucks! (n/t) by hadji2007-08-21 10:32:56
  "It's not mine! That's not my bag, baby." (n/t) by talon07202007-08-21 10:32:21
    One book entitled "This really is my bag, baby"... (n/t) by williamashbless2007-08-21 10:37:46
  I guess it was not a bagless one *snerk* (n/t) by classic_jon2007-08-21 10:29:44
    It happened in Edinburgh. Gives a whole new meanin by Klaranth2007-08-21 10:31:56
    he practices safe vacuuming. (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-21 10:30:14
      Things don't happen in vacuum by veran2007-08-21 10:31:09
        Apparently, they can hear you scream in a vacuum ( (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-21 10:32:11
          Because I never scream ina vacuum by veran2007-08-21 10:36:27
            Gives new meaning to the term "wet/dry vac" by classic_jon2007-08-21 10:37:58
              This thread is starting to suck by veran2007-08-21 10:47:18
                People are probably feeling by MatthewDBA2007-08-21 10:51:09
                  I can't say by veran2007-08-21 10:52:48
                    (spaceballs) *Suck suck suck!!* (n/t) by classic_jon2007-08-21 11:02:01
  Apparently by subbywan2007-08-21 10:27:07
  Let's get the obvious out of the way shall we.... by deadweasle2007-08-21 10:20:31
  But was it a two speed? (n/t) by veran2007-08-21 10:19:28
    Have a look for yourself ... by Klaranth2007-08-21 10:26:57
St. Louis area UFies - help, thoughts, please... by MatthewDBA2007-08-21 10:09:32
  UPS by jaqie2007-08-21 10:47:54
    I think he's worked for them seasonally by MatthewDBA2007-08-21 10:50:13
      in that case forget about applying by jaqie2007-08-21 11:07:57
  Hmm...where exactly in Stl is he? by spud312007-08-21 10:45:22
    He lives in Bel-Nor by MatthewDBA2007-08-21 10:47:12
      That's a ways away from us. (n/t) by spud312007-08-21 10:59:31
I can has student ID. by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 10:05:17
  I has mine by TheGM2007-08-21 10:53:00
  And I'm enrolled. by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 10:43:49
    Which textbook? by vdp2007-08-21 11:02:41
      Lemme see by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 11:22:06
  I can has beeg stik by basher202007-08-21 10:10:19
    My apologies most kind sir. by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 10:20:35
      I will continue to use it pretty improperly by veran2007-08-21 10:26:02
        O RLY? (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-21 10:31:04
          Never been there. by veran2007-08-21 10:31:51
  I can has proper speleng and grammar (n/t) by veran2007-08-21 10:06:32
    DO NOT WANT! by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 10:38:35
      U iz a pidgin by veran2007-08-21 10:49:10
        lol, i is in ur grammar, messin with tah rulez. by ParityBit2007-08-21 12:13:15
    You mean by MatthewDBA2007-08-21 10:10:32
      I can has disputin ur meening of mine wordz! (n/t) by veran2007-08-21 10:12:44
        *Mine* words?? I didn't think you were a by MatthewDBA2007-08-21 10:13:57
          U fool! Me has wepinz to throw at ur wizea$$ by veran2007-08-21 10:16:21
            How can Iz take off the safety by veran2007-08-21 10:28:51
Apparently Outlook by Arivia2007-08-21 10:02:41
  Now ten! (n/t) by Arivia2007-08-21 12:26:29
Endeavour has landed! (n/t) by Arivia2007-08-21 09:33:02
  What does it say about the state of the shuttle by Egaeus2007-08-21 13:12:58
    I'll repeat what the head of NASA said in the post by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 13:38:55
    That a replacement should have been ordered by DesertRat662007-08-21 13:38:08
  Replays now on NASAtv by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 09:54:28
  *Runs through randomly kissing people* (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-21 09:44:25
    *blinks* (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-08-21 10:12:45
    eep! *hides* (n/t) by williamashbless2007-08-21 10:03:17
      Ollie-ollie-oxen-free! (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-21 10:04:55
  That was loud :) by imperito2007-08-21 09:40:07
  *sigh of relief* (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-08-21 09:37:06
  Woo! Welcome home, Endeavour. (n/t) by theanomaly2007-08-21 09:36:22
  HORAY!!! by Illiad2007-08-21 09:35:57
  \o/ Good job to the engineers who guaranteed a by vdp2007-08-21 09:34:36
    'cause if anything had happened... by Havoc2007-08-21 11:02:13
Does Hotmail support POP downloading? by hieraco2007-08-21 09:21:58
  Just found this: Webmail extension for Thunderbird by rhl20002007-08-21 12:55:39
    Sorry Dr Frost, forgot you mentioned it already... (n/t) by rhl20002007-08-21 12:56:54
  There ARE ways.... by rhl20002007-08-21 12:40:41
  They use to, by lheggland2007-08-21 12:01:18
  There is a WebMail extension for Thunderbird... by Dr. Frost2007-08-21 09:49:46
    They seem to be working on it... by rhl20002007-08-21 13:06:06
  Can Hotmail auto-forward all mail without saving by vdp2007-08-21 09:33:24
    I don't think it supports forwarding, not for free by shminux2007-08-21 09:46:59
  I don't think Freebee account has it.. (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 09:25:45
  Apparently not with the free account. by merlin2007-08-21 09:25:43
    Thanks - MS Sux! by hieraco2007-08-21 09:39:51
RoboTard! by SnArL2007-08-21 09:21:14
You're on the computer too much if by IByte2007-08-21 09:16:10
  Since the lighting's so good, I read by Saru2007-08-21 12:30:10
  Or when you... by Arman X2007-08-21 09:38:46
    One thing actually worked: by Ascag2007-08-21 10:50:17
      Maybe something do do with the flicker by skern2007-08-21 11:22:37
  Sometimes when I'm making notes on paper... by SnappingTurtle2007-08-21 09:27:17
  I had a similiar experience once: by ascag2007-08-21 09:23:03
Parents Sue Philly Police In Son's Death by DesertRat662007-08-21 08:47:57
  Another note about the number of shots. by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 11:39:22
  He attacked a man with a gun. (n/t) by TheGM2007-08-21 10:57:54
  The number of shots fired is by tjbalistic2007-08-21 10:55:11
  Two thoughts on this and an observation: by classic_jon2007-08-21 09:21:30
  I'm not so sure. by Peace_man2007-08-21 09:01:42
    So if they killed him with only 1 shot by AndyA2007-08-21 09:58:28
      I don't know if this is true, but I've been told by hadji2007-08-21 10:39:17
        Not exactly true by DesertRat662007-08-21 10:52:48
          my understanding by Reddy2007-08-21 14:46:20
            Provided you ARE trained by DesertRat662007-08-21 14:51:03
              I was told a lot of people in stressful by classic_jon2007-08-21 15:25:52
          Well, nevermind, then. The question is moot. (n/t by hadji2007-08-21 11:02:05
      Better training? by veran2007-08-21 10:10:59
    Police get scared too. by lheggland2007-08-21 09:07:12
      That's a good point. by Peace_man2007-08-21 09:16:43
        It also counts "graze wounds" by Arman X2007-08-21 09:49:16
          The hit and runs... by veran2007-08-21 09:51:53
    Three officers 25 shots == 8.3 shots per shooter by DesertRat662007-08-21 09:05:58
      Glocks hold 15-17 rounds... by veran2007-08-21 09:16:51
        Probably by DesertRat662007-08-21 09:18:13
          lah-tee dah by veran2007-08-21 09:20:00
            cops are trained by basher202007-08-21 10:12:53
              That was in the western by veran2007-08-21 10:14:12
                People always mess up that quote by joecrouse2007-08-21 19:55:37
      don't forget sympathy shots. by tesla_koil2007-08-21 09:16:29
        What's that? by veran2007-08-21 09:18:31
          its a psychological phenomena by tesla_koil2007-08-21 09:21:06
            In what direction? (n/t) by veran2007-08-21 09:21:39
              Usually the direction of the perceived threat by DesertRat662007-08-21 09:35:39
              not sure by tesla_koil2007-08-21 09:22:28
                That is important you know. by veran2007-08-21 09:27:53
                  Well, technically, you CAN by SnArL2007-08-21 09:39:33
                    We can also jump off a cliff by veran2007-08-21 09:41:51
                      But everyone else is! by SnArL2007-08-21 09:43:35
                        Bonus pojnts if you do it wearing drag! by veran2007-08-21 09:56:31
                          only counts if shark has frickin by tesla_koil2007-08-21 11:48:06
                      Depends on by MatthewDBA2007-08-21 09:42:49
                        I define it as the "E" in BASE. :D (n/t) by SnArL2007-08-21 09:58:28
                        Cliff Richards by veran2007-08-21 09:53:27
                          What do you call a man by MatthewDBA2007-08-21 10:12:25
    Police are the only ones... by veran2007-08-21 09:02:39
      That doesn't mean that all police necessarily by Peace_man2007-08-21 09:04:42
        ??? by veran2007-08-21 09:10:02
          Well, that is certainly your prerogative. by Peace_man2007-08-21 09:19:05
  So the officers leg injury was faked? by hyzenthlay2007-08-21 09:00:30
    There are more ways than one to injure oneself (n/t) by veran2007-08-21 09:01:46
      Difficult to do it in a way that substantiates by hyzenthlay2007-08-21 09:07:17
        I have no data to say off or on by veran2007-08-21 09:12:46
          Given the minimal information by hyzenthlay2007-08-21 09:23:39
            Did you forget the media? by veran2007-08-21 09:26:59
  The parents just can't believe their son would do by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-21 08:59:06
    We have reports comiong from 2 unreliable sources by veran2007-08-21 09:01:16
  Right or not, if you steal a car and flee from the by shminux2007-08-21 08:54:04
    Even the $5000 you get for the car ... by aix tom2007-08-21 08:59:53
      No car thief gets 5K for a lift. by werehatrack2007-08-21 10:26:41
        Maybe he was planning to by veran2007-08-21 10:30:22
      With 25 bullets..? (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 09:29:34
        Did it take 25 rounds... by Illiad2007-08-21 09:32:59
          It takes 15 rounds from an AK-74 to by veran2007-08-21 09:37:31
    Especially if you are using the car to squish by Snate2007-08-21 08:55:40
      Stealing the car is one thing, by veran2007-08-21 08:58:45
      That's assuming that everything the police by hadji2007-08-21 08:58:12
        Agreed... by jdelphiki2007-08-21 10:43:07
        I bet the police is exaggerrating bits and pieces, by shminux2007-08-21 09:04:01
        The parents always do. by lheggland2007-08-21 09:02:08
          And sometimes they're right. by hadji2007-08-21 09:30:34
            Even Freud was right a few times by veran2007-08-21 09:38:35
              Partially, anyway. (n/t) by werehatrack2007-08-21 10:28:14
                and even then, it was by pure accident. by veran2007-08-21 10:33:10
Good deorbit burn, Endeavour's coming home! by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 08:40:32
  Seriously, welcome home to all, and hooray for by bobmon2007-08-21 10:01:39
  :-) Even NASA's bored. They're rerunning the infl by bobmon2007-08-21 10:00:12
    The video are replays. The audo is live. (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 10:01:16
  A-a-a-n-n-d now they wait 45 minutes by bobmon2007-08-21 09:41:31
    That hits close to home... by abaron2007-08-21 09:44:34
    hahahaha by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 09:42:43
  Oh yeah, safe landing, picture perfect. by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 09:41:31
  Neat IR image. Silly audio, sounds like an irregu by bobmon2007-08-21 09:35:53
    Dunno what that is... by leistico2007-08-21 09:46:07
      Me either. by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 09:52:38
  woops. they lost the chute. by bobmon2007-08-21 09:33:54
  DAS DOUBLEBOOM! heh heh by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 09:30:31
  They really need more bandwidth for their video.. by Sterling_Ag2007-08-21 09:28:58
  we have visual! (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 09:25:54
  NASA should contract w/ Google maps. by bobmon2007-08-21 09:24:26
    The Yahoo video feed was the best one by Havoc2007-08-21 11:05:22
  11 minutes, MILA has them, all looks good. (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 09:21:59
  19 minutes. All looks good. (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 09:14:01
  Wouldn't that be 9:32 UF time? by Nea2007-08-21 09:13:46
    me math good! (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 09:14:40
  Heh. I was desperately rying to install realplaye by bobmon2007-08-21 08:51:53
    No Ku band during landing, unfortunately. by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 08:53:38
  *keeps various extremities crossed* by Phoon2007-08-21 08:47:23
    Definitely. by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 08:49:32
      Nope, no boomies here. by Phoon2007-08-21 10:30:20
      Still {{{Endeavour's Crew}}} (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-21 09:06:47
  They use XP! by emlaabs2007-08-21 08:44:03
    Just for displaying some of the graphics by PsychoI3oy2007-08-21 08:45:57
What a relief! by imrambi2007-08-21 08:37:53
  one more observation by chaotic2007-08-21 09:59:25
  Sounds like being on Nixon's s4 list in the 70's by bobmon2007-08-21 08:41:15
Oh Great UFies of the UFieverse... by LordDominik2007-08-21 08:29:14
  Open up the computer by imrambi2007-08-21 08:40:37
    If you are clearing the BIOS *MAKE SURE* by classic_jon2007-08-21 09:06:39
      Mods, dupe post. :( don't ask me how... (n/t) by classic_jon2007-08-21 09:07:14
    <Deleted><Deleted>2007-08-21 09:10:36
      Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2007-08-21 09:10:54
  Boot password on a hard drive? by hadji2007-08-21 08:32:11
    Yes there is by ttlogic2007-08-21 08:55:24
    BIOS boot password is easy to clear by Menetlaus2007-08-21 08:46:28
Hehehe - funny Register comment. by theanomaly2007-08-21 08:06:35
How Bionic are YOU? by Havoc2007-08-21 08:04:05
  Yikes, that's loud! by farfalla2007-08-21 16:45:53
  24% by rorajoey2007-08-21 13:44:42
  65% by mridenour2007-08-21 11:47:23
  Hah! 85%!! by Arman X2007-08-21 10:28:36
  70% by Stibbons2007-08-21 10:05:35
  50 per cent by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-21 10:04:08
  54 by Nightwind2007-08-21 09:53:21
  68% by sgrunt2007-08-21 08:40:02
  Got to the last one... no speakers :( (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-08-21 08:35:14
    in fact, no audio at all on this device (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-08-21 08:35:33
      spoiler by emlaabs2007-08-21 08:45:44
  51% by AlanTwo2007-08-21 08:33:51
  53% (n/t) by Imp2007-08-21 08:33:26
  Not as bionic as US soldiers might be one day. by merlin2007-08-21 08:28:37
  26% by vidi2007-08-21 08:28:23
  44% by emlaabs2007-08-21 08:26:53
  24% - Recommend termination by hieraco2007-08-21 08:17:02
Arkansas law makers give kids of any age right to by DesertRat662007-08-21 07:54:32
  Moral of the story? by shadowboy8132007-08-21 10:00:18
    And if you're a 16-year-old boy who wants to marry by skern2007-08-21 11:24:56
  Just in case we needed more evidence that by AndyA2007-08-21 08:40:53
  Anybody know where I can find a copy of that law? by Esteis2007-08-21 08:06:45
neutron stars by tesla_koil2007-08-21 07:49:33
  if you can call RF and x-ray bursts "light"... by shminux2007-08-21 08:14:32
  nope. by subbywan2007-08-21 07:53:37
    aside from radiation by tesla_koil2007-08-21 07:55:31
      yeah, but I have no idea what it would look like by subbywan2007-08-21 08:05:58
Attn: Count Gore De Vol fans by SnappingTurtle2007-08-21 07:46:51
We're going back, to the future!!! by DesertRat662007-08-21 07:42:05
  pet peeve: using javascript for a freaking image by jaqie2007-08-21 11:18:57
  call me when they have a flux capacitor addon pack by robertltux2007-08-21 10:20:34
  Snowmobiles with a kitchen sink finish. ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-21 08:14:31
  So you can own a brand new by basher202007-08-21 08:05:38
    Excuse me? by jaqie2007-08-21 11:22:00
      Bunnies, Fluffy, Pink, 1 Each. (n/t) by kelli2172007-08-21 12:24:19
        eh? (n/t) by Snate2007-08-21 12:46:24
      The comment was not about women in general by basher202007-08-21 12:22:22
    They said they are giving it a bigger engine. (n/t by merlin2007-08-21 08:22:57
anybody getting bad certificates from google by unjust2007-08-21 07:29:06
  google-analytics.com is genuine. by Didactylos2007-08-21 07:36:22
    claims to come from www.google.com not by unjust2007-08-21 08:16:52
      google-analytics.com redirects to google.com. by merlin2007-08-21 08:22:29
        odd. wonder why firefox is upset... (n/t) by unjust2007-08-21 12:52:09
  I get about 2,070,000 hits for "bad certificates" by kahuana2007-08-21 07:32:18
    Just a note: scumone is not to be confused with by kahuana2007-08-21 07:34:11
I hate script kiddies! ...that is all... (n/t) by classic_jon2007-08-21 07:14:47
  Sooo..... What did they wreck..? ;-) (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 07:23:10
    So far, just being really annoying and beating by classic_jon2007-08-21 07:39:11
      If you don't get anywhere with the ISP... by staticsan2007-08-21 16:07:45
      The only thing more annoying than script kiddies: by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 08:41:06
        If they can get that pasword from a dictionary by classic_jon2007-08-21 09:11:06
          It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you (n/t) by Stuka2007-08-21 14:21:39
          well i see two ways of this by robertltux2007-08-21 10:31:45
          Seeing your first post I don't agree by Menetlaus2007-08-21 09:56:29
            I am not schizophrenic...and so am I!! ;) (n/t) by classic_jon2007-08-21 10:24:32
              Didn't that go: by talon07202007-08-21 10:30:34
          That's not considered paranoid by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 09:21:30
          What's so paranoid about that? by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-21 09:17:12
            I used to have people all the time get mad by classic_jon2007-08-21 10:23:48
Bonus Networking questions by robertltux2007-08-21 07:00:29
  A truly tricky question would be by Imp2007-08-21 08:40:18
    I'll refrain from answering that as well by thread_killer2007-08-21 08:43:12
      You definitely haven't lived until you have wired by Imp2007-08-21 11:41:57
        Automotive, elephant or steamer? ;) (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-21 12:11:18
        I took a look at a trunk wiring in progress. by CHUckab2007-08-21 12:10:28
  1. Cat5e has two standard pinouts by altordwm2007-08-21 07:52:06
    decent answers by robertltux2007-08-21 08:18:29
    one correction on point #1 by techi8702007-08-21 08:03:09
      T568B is: by Phoon2007-08-21 08:12:58
  I know it's a crossover cable when it has by justncase2007-08-21 07:39:55
    Around here cross over cables are yellow. (n/t) by techi8702007-08-21 07:52:24
      Red by altordwm2007-08-21 07:55:04
        Which end? by CHUckab2007-08-21 10:53:59
  I shall refrain for the time being by thread_killer2007-08-21 07:30:35
    heh by Imp2007-08-21 08:37:41
You would think that quantum computing would by kahuana2007-08-21 06:59:43
  they don't actually make "measurements" by sniper4232007-08-21 07:46:15
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-08-21 06:55:56
Repost: St Louis UFie meet, Aug 25-28 by AlanTwo2007-08-21 06:22:55
ATTN: Jaqie by AlanTwo2007-08-21 06:09:35
  I'll keep my eye open. :) by justncase2007-08-21 08:30:54
    Thanks. by AlanTwo2007-08-21 08:35:11
      not that I know of but I lived here when I got the by JustnCase2007-08-21 15:07:23
  What kind of IT market are you in? by imperito2007-08-21 07:42:29
    Unfortunately, no significant coding experience. by AlanTwo2007-08-21 07:58:36
      We have a helpdesk position open by radiowave9112007-08-21 09:42:38
        Email sent. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-08-21 10:23:18
          Replied. Twice :) (n/t) by radiowave9112007-08-21 11:35:05
The Monkey island obscure reference thread by Karl-Henrik2007-08-21 05:35:58
  You asked for it! by Qcumber-some2007-08-21 05:51:46
    Wootburgers! by Bertram2007-08-21 07:25:34
      Careful now ... by PeKaJe2007-08-21 14:10:12
      You think that's good for a LOTD? by Qcumber-some2007-08-21 08:49:07
    Yup, that pretty much covered it ... :-) (n/t) by PeKaJe2007-08-21 06:09:57
  I have the ringtone! (n/t) by DerSarek2007-08-21 05:37:05
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-08-21 05:30:04
  Huh... slow diary day yesterday, it seems by Arman X2007-08-21 05:32:27
    Slow couple of days, mine was 3 days ago. (n/t) by Sharku2007-08-21 06:17:16
      Hmmm by Reddy2007-08-21 10:49:49
"Passwords are like underwear. by toysbfun2007-08-21 04:55:27
  And politicians are like diapers... (n/t) by rorajoey2007-08-21 13:11:26
  The smaller they are, the more popular you'll be? (n/t) by basher202007-08-21 09:54:29
  but... uhm.... what if.... by unjust2007-08-21 09:45:13
    Wouldn't that be a wide-open system?? (n/t) by skern2007-08-21 10:20:42
      Only if you're Regimental. (n/t) by werehatrack2007-08-21 10:34:37
  or, "once you've gotten past them, by skern2007-08-21 06:55:34
  Reminded me of what Illiad said for a second. by da-gimp2007-08-21 05:32:20
  And by Karl-Henrik2007-08-21 05:24:03
  :D (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-08-21 04:57:07
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-08-21 04:00:03
  New installation on my box by Bertram2007-08-21 11:13:43
    For adjusting your microphone volume... by arktus2007-08-21 11:55:05
    Good, we need new targets =) (n/t) by vidi2007-08-21 11:17:56
      Is this one still correct? by Bertram2007-08-21 11:27:06
        That's the old one by Stuka2007-08-21 11:57:54
        I currently have this by vidi2007-08-21 11:29:29
  Was there earlier... by AlanTwo2007-08-21 09:56:31
  Boomies anyone? by vidi2007-08-21 09:46:39
  new linux problem by thethinman2007-08-21 05:24:25
    Make sure that folder is empty by imrambi2007-08-21 05:44:16
<rant> by jeff_uk2007-08-21 03:59:04
  The worst bit is.. by jeff_uk2007-08-21 05:13:32
    Can you "accidently" by shadowsystems2007-08-21 06:06:56
      They'd never swipe at a clock with a display. by jeff_uk2007-08-21 06:08:58
        And some access to the kitchen? (n/t) by Stuka2007-08-21 07:51:02
      "BOFH Modus -ON-" (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 06:07:56
    can't you tell him to file one? by Karl-Henrik2007-08-21 05:32:14
    sit and fume and by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 05:17:21
  Uh, no by y2kdragon2007-08-21 04:29:59
    Your best response is: by Peace_man2007-08-21 06:41:22
      That's what we said 3 months ago by jeff_uk2007-08-21 06:57:42
        They weren't really interested in the by rorajoey2007-08-21 13:13:25
    "If it's not in my In-Box, it never happened." by shadowsystems2007-08-21 04:41:08
  "No you didn't, give me proof you did." (n/t) by FST7772007-08-21 04:25:28
(Sadly relinquishes his Geek Card...) by shadowsystems2007-08-21 03:44:01
  Thank you... =) by shadowsystems2007-08-21 04:19:03
    *Does funny dance* by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 05:05:41
      I'll be sure to LART myself repeatedly by shadowsystems2007-08-21 05:34:42
  Firewall? by Dagna2007-08-21 03:58:05
    Firewall not enabled while offline. by shadowsystems2007-08-21 04:05:51
  Crossover cable? by Phoon2007-08-21 03:55:27
    That'd mean Shadowsystems by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 03:57:59
      ?O.o? !O.O! (Runs off to go check...) by shadowsystems2007-08-21 04:01:39
        I have a spare 5 port hub by ideur2007-08-21 04:05:29
          Email sent to the addy in your Diary. by shadowsystems2007-08-21 04:07:41
            Is slow! by ideur2007-08-21 04:16:14
              Don't care. If it works, I'll enjoy it. =) by shadowsystems2007-08-21 04:20:25
          These days by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 04:06:10
        Do the IP change instead. See other threads. by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 04:02:35
    *facepalm*. READ next time. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-21 03:56:13
  Addresses by anno16022007-08-21 03:47:51
    No connection, period. by shadowsystems2007-08-21 03:56:34
      Netmask! by wabbit652007-08-21 05:01:50
      And what would the friends computer IP be? by keffa2007-08-21 04:00:20
      wait... by imperito2007-08-21 03:59:19
        Indeed... by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 04:00:29
          Ok... =) by shadowsystems2007-08-21 04:04:00
      Probably a netmask problem. by Phoon2007-08-21 03:58:52
    For crossover by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 03:53:04
      Names are as follows: by shadowsystems2007-08-21 03:57:59
        Adresses static settings? by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 03:59:22
The wisdom of police chases by veran2007-08-21 03:14:42
  How can you even call that a chase? by lheggland2007-08-21 07:08:10
    Stuff always happens by veran2007-08-21 08:16:54
      The point is that in 2km, by lheggland2007-08-21 08:27:42
        I am saying there needs to be some thought by veran2007-08-21 08:34:46
          Well, what do you expect? by lheggland2007-08-21 08:44:37
            I hate hippies. by veran2007-08-21 09:05:32
              Your in Australia, right? by lheggland2007-08-21 09:10:01
                Nah, I just read the global papers. by veran2007-08-21 09:30:00
                  Normally I would agree with you, by lheggland2007-08-21 09:35:05
                    That one is a conversation starter by veran2007-08-21 09:41:05
            Jeff_UK's Law: As the length of an ars thread by jeff_uk2007-08-21 08:55:14
  IIRC, a pertinent quote from a cop show (Filmore!) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-21 06:58:08
    This one? by jeff_uk2007-08-21 07:59:50
      That sounds familiar by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-21 08:04:36
        Yeah, i thought you were.... i'm sure you'll beat by jeff_uk2007-08-21 09:02:04
          I dunno, I'm at GMT-5, still have seven hours by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-21 09:20:38
            I have a copy right here, but I couldn't find it. by quilting_kitty2007-08-21 09:27:27
              IIRC, it's early on, whilst still in A-M by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-21 09:36:25
              umm..."it" == the quote, not the book. (n/t) by quilting_kitty2007-08-21 09:28:37
    Heh, reminds me of another quote... by imperito2007-08-21 07:45:20
      Reminds me of another one by DesertRat662007-08-21 08:03:55
    Nope :( by vetitice2007-08-21 07:14:25
      So close, and so far by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-21 08:05:56
  Many US jurisictions are changing pursuit policies by tallastro2007-08-21 06:55:25
  What do you propose as an alternative? (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-08-21 05:11:09
    A well-armed and equiped attack chopper. by jayfarm2007-08-21 06:39:25
      What do you do between the time they're sighted by jeff_uk2007-08-21 07:01:48
        Lasers, obviously :) (n/t) by imperito2007-08-21 07:52:53
        Have an U- 2 on standby to track them... by vectorz2007-08-21 07:10:41
          It's Robocop meets Jack Ryan day by veran2007-08-21 07:46:39
            This is only discussion of an alternative by jeff_uk2007-08-21 07:55:45
              Suddenly I am reminded of a Bewildering story: by veran2007-08-21 08:23:11
      Ah ah ah by DesertRat662007-08-21 06:40:30
    Mandate that every car driven be equipped by Havoc2007-08-21 05:40:51
      Or equip police cars with small emp devices. by AndyA2007-08-21 08:45:38
        Mine dont. by joecrouse2007-08-21 16:36:13
        Exactly how slow do you think a car has to be by quilting_kitty2007-08-21 08:56:09
          People have been hit by slow buses by veran2007-08-21 09:33:31
        Most of the older cars that I know of by lheggland2007-08-21 08:56:04
      I am quite sure... by jdelphiki2007-08-21 08:10:05
      You go first. by JPaganel2007-08-21 08:08:29
        Some of the new vehicles are going away from by classic_jon2007-08-21 08:09:57
          Losing hydraulics ain't no picnick either. by JPaganel2007-08-21 08:49:01
            Good Exercise tho. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-08-21 16:35:18
          Ooh! Drive by wire! by veran2007-08-21 08:20:24
            Take a look at the Chevy HHR's, Cobalt's and by classic_jon2007-08-21 10:32:37
              Assist, or wire? by veran2007-08-21 10:38:55
                Right now it is assist but they are moving towards by classic_jon2007-08-21 11:36:25
      Methods like that have been in development by kc5sdy2007-08-21 06:38:58
        You act like there would be a choice... by Havoc2007-08-21 08:09:28
          Only if you let them. by jayfarm2007-08-21 08:40:23
          Big Brother is watching (n/t) by veran2007-08-21 08:19:05
      I'd disable it in a heartbeat by jayfarm2007-08-21 06:37:49
        There's probably much a simpler solution. by jeff_uk2007-08-21 07:09:49
          or a small jammer, leaves the device unmodified by Menetlaus2007-08-21 12:04:26
      Mandate, in law? Criminals are known to break laws by jeff_uk2007-08-21 06:14:52
      And when someone figures out how to hack them by Arman X2007-08-21 05:44:11
        Even more potential nastiness by Stibbons2007-08-21 11:14:06
          Those auto-signal changers don't work by Havoc2007-08-21 13:16:41
            But it was in the newspaper... by Stibbons2007-08-21 15:35:26
              Heh - where are you? by Havoc2007-08-22 04:56:25
        Not exactly laid back, libertarian types, by veran2007-08-21 05:47:21
          I'm pretty sure that if you rely on that.. by jeff_uk2007-08-21 06:12:34
            What I mean is: by veran2007-08-21 07:43:43
              So extend the Castle Doctrine to cover by Havoc2007-08-21 08:07:28
                Don't they do that in Texas? by veran2007-08-21 08:18:07
                  Nope. We got LoJack now, though. by werehatrack2007-08-21 10:20:28
                  Nope. by Formynder2007-08-21 08:48:22
                    Not quite. It is broader than that. by merlin2007-08-21 09:00:57
                Oooh. Very nice. by theanomaly2007-08-21 08:15:34
                  The best idea to ever come out of the Koran. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-08-21 16:32:43
        You think the police don't already have devices by Havoc2007-08-21 05:45:52
          Would love to see it work on my car. by joecrouse2007-08-21 16:31:00
            That;'s what the LAW is for. by Havoc2007-08-22 04:58:20
          So cars without computers become vogue again. by DesertRat662007-08-21 06:39:22
            *Pictures a HUGE Tinfoil hat over a car... * by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 06:42:04
          Ah, but that's different. by Arman X2007-08-21 06:20:36
          What is to stop police from tazering your car by veran2007-08-21 05:49:22
      They already have remote starters for cars by MatthewDBA2007-08-21 05:43:41
  Ok, I'll be the first to say it by imWACC02007-08-21 03:40:17
    Darwin's nightmare by veran2007-08-21 04:30:54
  Lucky it was only he that died. by hej2007-08-21 03:28:48
    Watch this: by veran2007-08-21 04:29:08
    The article was in Australia, not the US... (n/t) by oot2007-08-21 03:35:05
  The police did nothing wrong by Jito4632007-08-21 03:21:14
    Correct me if I'm wrong here, but: by veran2007-08-21 03:23:52
      No. Some Cities have a do not chase policy. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-08-21 03:50:00
        Thanks for the info (n/t) by veran2007-08-21 04:31:39
        Chases by y2kdragon2007-08-21 04:24:41
      After 2 KM, they might not have had time by jeff_uk2007-08-21 03:38:46
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-08-21 02:29:45
  Joined just now, had a spare linux by Karl-Henrik2007-08-21 05:22:26
    Welcome to the team (n/t) by geopsychic2007-08-21 07:20:59
  A quick Question... by leejam2007-08-21 04:19:33
    forget I said anything... by leejam2007-08-21 04:21:19
      :-D (n/t) by Didactylos2007-08-21 04:47:24
Req: UK ufies: domain reg information by inkey2007-08-21 02:22:16
  r4l do .co.uk by Didactylos2007-08-21 03:30:20
    tried that, by inkey2007-08-21 11:51:15
  godaddy.com ? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-08-21 03:12:48
  absolutely happy with 123-reg.co.uk (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-08-21 03:07:30
    Same here, I have many domains registered there (n (n/t) by mrxavia2007-08-21 03:45:47
  I've been using 1and1 for years with no complaints by sazzer2007-08-21 02:47:50
  There's Hosting for a Quid by vidi2007-08-21 02:36:59
    *per month... 12 per year isn't anything special (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-08-21 03:08:14
      true, there are more for that price and cheaper, by inkey2007-08-21 11:48:46
Anyone know of a site where the area codes by klar_at_work2007-08-21 01:36:25
  Here is most likely the authority by radiowave9112007-08-21 05:10:31
  full listing here... by amp_man2007-08-21 01:54:23
  I think so... by Electric Storm2007-08-21 01:48:16
Ruby isnt feeling well Looks Real bad by joecrouse2007-08-21 01:18:19
  {{{{ joecrouse }}}} by Karl-Henrik2007-08-21 01:39:24
    Thanks. Just back from ER vet. by joecrouse2007-08-21 03:48:21
      {{{Joecroese and Ruby}}} by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 03:53:32
        seems to be both me and the puppy by joecrouse2007-08-21 04:13:42
          Well do I know the expenses of keeping pets health by Havoc2007-08-21 05:44:13
            {{{Ruby}}} Get well soon by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-21 07:00:46
              HA! Its 7:40 Pm and I just got home ish. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-08-21 16:40:56
Great link to a great site : by klar_at_work2007-08-21 01:01:55
  A *real* great link to a great site: by NemoHac2007-08-21 01:56:45
  You know how to keep someone wondering all day? by aix tom2007-08-21 01:08:20
    just give him a note, by inkey2007-08-21 02:13:19
    put somebody in an igloo, and by postaljohn2007-08-21 01:22:58
      You are aware there IS a corner in an igloo, right by klar_at_work2007-08-21 01:28:05
        my bad (n/t) by postaljohn2007-08-21 02:32:54
        Well that would make me alot more by Karl-Henrik2007-08-21 01:40:23
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-08-21 01:00:02
Most good one, Illiad! by postaljohn2007-08-21 00:48:55
  What? by y2kdragon2007-08-21 04:21:19
    I reject your reality by notdeadyet2007-08-21 09:27:58
Swedish Ievan Polka by hej2007-08-21 00:44:34
  hehehe I duno what's funnier by EnzoMatrix2007-08-21 06:10:14
  o.O (n/t) by dodrian2007-08-21 00:55:24
I'm bored: Someone show me something pretty. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-21 00:43:09
  Try some of these: by Sterling_Ag2007-08-21 07:49:35
  Here's something I've always found very pleasing. by shadowsystems2007-08-21 05:03:33
    I saw a Silver Ghost in person... by Arman X2007-08-21 17:17:11
    old car porn by ouvrebyte2007-08-21 05:29:50
      Fast women and naked cars? (n/t) by aix tom2007-08-21 05:32:40
  google:Pr0n ? (n/t) by Cokish2007-08-21 01:47:25
  This is the prettiest hardware I've ever seen: by Ascag2007-08-21 01:09:10
  Boat with sunset by aix tom2007-08-21 01:01:23
  BTW: I mean something very pretty. by RetiQlum22007-08-21 00:45:36
    A barefoot cute dwarf? (n/t) by IByte2007-08-21 08:55:36
      with a vacuum cleaner? (n/t) by Havoc2007-08-21 13:22:51
    Hardware by y2kdragon2007-08-21 04:20:21
    There are lots of things. by hej2007-08-21 01:01:58
    Something pretty: by ideur2007-08-21 00:58:14
    One of these maybe? by dodrian2007-08-21 00:57:18
      I think #20 is a fake. Or else... by kelli2172007-08-21 08:15:52
        It's a planet, probably Venus. by dodrian2007-08-21 09:09:05
      Very nice by y2kdragon2007-08-21 04:18:30
      Lots of pretty here: by Listicath2007-08-21 04:15:22
      Thanks. The waterfall is now my wallpaper. (n/t) by hej2007-08-21 01:05:26
    NOT the LOLCATZ... Please not... (n/t) by urbanmyth2007-08-21 00:56:20
      Briar patch? Do not want! (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-21 05:49:16
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-08-21 00:39:37
  {{{Treehugger}}} by Reddy2007-08-21 11:22:31
  What if my soul isn't troubled? by Nea2007-08-21 08:25:45
    You'll get cured anyway ;) by afterburner2007-08-21 09:12:51
      *sucks in energy* by Nea2007-08-21 09:18:01
        Giants game again? by afterburner2007-08-21 09:22:58
          Have a good trip home. by Nea2007-08-21 09:47:46
  Morning everyone! by kc5sdy2007-08-21 06:40:40
    `live and kickin! by Pyxidragon2007-08-21 06:41:52
      Thank ya... by kc5sdy2007-08-21 07:11:32
  *groans* BAS, please? by esbita2007-08-21 06:22:02
    *brings over BAS* by Pyxidragon2007-08-21 06:24:45
      *grunts* *gulps down* by esbita2007-08-21 06:47:44
        Not doing too bad by Pyxidragon2007-08-21 06:50:10
          Been pretty busy by esbita2007-08-21 07:44:49
  *hugs for all the Illiways denizens* by Pyxidragon2007-08-21 06:20:16
  Good afternoon by vectorz2007-08-21 05:45:23
    Treehugger is feeding minions... by Dagna2007-08-21 06:16:57
      Thank you *spis GAP* by vectorz2007-08-21 07:46:26
  *Grabs a tankard of BAS* by Bellator2007-08-21 04:56:45
    Come and sit by the stove and relax by Dagna2007-08-21 05:29:16
  Rain Too by y2kdragon2007-08-21 04:17:36
    Well you can have our rain. by syren2007-08-21 04:38:40
  *comes in and sees the self-serve sign* by Dagna2007-08-21 02:11:16
  *stumbles in, cloak still smoking* by klar_at_work2007-08-21 01:29:42
    That ought to teach you. by Tyop2007-08-21 01:58:03
      I tried to USE dragons. by klar_at_work2007-08-21 02:14:09
        Ah, yes, the dragon is quite by Tyop2007-08-21 02:55:06
          Attached by y2kdragon2007-08-21 04:15:15
  Goooooood morning by stirz2007-08-21 01:01:37
    *serves EArl Grey and sliced pumpernickel by Treehugger2007-08-21 01:03:04
      My breakfast... by stirz2007-08-21 01:24:25
        Yummy by y2kdragon2007-08-21 04:14:31
      Pumpernickel is some kind of rye bread (n/t) by ideur2007-08-21 01:04:35
  ATTN: you lot, I'm off to the lab (more minions) by Treehugger2007-08-21 01:01:30
    Wasn't Klar complaining about a dragon? by Dagna2007-08-21 02:07:47
      Ah well, isnt every male in the end a dragonrider? by klar_at_work2007-08-21 03:13:52
        Taps Foot by y2kdragon2007-08-21 04:12:36
          Dragonrider? by y2kdragon2007-08-21 05:09:28
          <innocent look> Yes ????? by klar_at_work2007-08-21 04:53:16
  Good morning by afterburner2007-08-21 00:57:18
    Sleeping in? by Treehugger2007-08-21 01:00:50
      Oh by afterburner2007-08-21 01:47:35
  But on the plus side I get to leave early today! by syren2007-08-21 00:46:46
    Ullo ye. by Treehugger2007-08-21 00:48:05
      Theres a WoW something?? by syren2007-08-21 00:48:46
        Want to know more by y2kdragon2007-08-21 04:11:47
          I think it was a couple of years ago by Dagna2007-08-21 06:28:37
            Link? by y2kdragon2007-08-21 07:31:53
              OK - here you go by Dagna2007-08-21 08:04:30
        Ah okay - nothing to worry about :) (n/t) by syren2007-08-21 00:58:00
  Morning hugger! by postaljohn2007-08-21 00:46:33
    mmm daystar. Thankies! by Treehugger2007-08-21 00:47:21
      {{{treehugger}}} by postaljohn2007-08-21 00:52:38
        Gah. We do not talk of it. by Treehugger2007-08-21 00:53:05
          Ah, the scene from "Wolf in the Fold" by postaljohn2007-08-21 00:56:10
  {{{Treehugger}}} by ideur2007-08-21 00:46:01
    We don't all it summer by Treehugger2007-08-21 00:46:43
      Me and Tandy are fine by ideur2007-08-21 01:01:22
        Hey dude! by Electric Storm2007-08-21 01:30:35
  *wanders in* by sgrunt2007-08-21 00:43:51
    *serves hot choc of relaxation and sleep* by Treehugger2007-08-21 00:46:05
      {{{Treehugger}}} by sgrunt2007-08-21 00:47:21
        Well, if you will turn up when the staff have gone by Treehugger2007-08-21 00:52:37
  Morning UFies! by Electric Storm2007-08-21 00:43:44
    *serves iced mint tea* by Treehugger2007-08-21 00:45:35
      Good for you. by Electric Storm2007-08-21 00:50:24
        Are bad things wrong with it? by Treehugger2007-08-21 00:52:09
          Shop under estimated time to do it. by Electric Storm2007-08-21 00:57:40
            Good Insurance Company by y2kdragon2007-08-21 04:09:20
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02007-08-21 00:35:23
  Wouldn't that be a heading, or a course? by skern2007-08-21 06:50:01
    Wrong. by Didactylos2007-08-21 08:44:18
      Would you prefer rhumb line by skern2007-08-21 10:11:52
        The Lens, in First Lensman. by werehatrack2007-08-21 19:52:08
Is tomorrow's strip going to involve the by hadji2007-08-21 00:17:59
  SCO is going to about broke at noon. by RetiQlum22007-08-21 00:28:22
    Oh, but there is by y2kdragon2007-08-21 04:05:46
Folks big in quantum .... Quantum Charm perhaps? by klar_at_work2007-08-21 00:13:34
  Speaking of that, by Tyop2007-08-21 01:20:08
    winter 2006, for large quantities of 2006 ? by klar_at_work2007-08-21 01:23:44
      Any time now? by Tyop2007-08-21 01:50:17
        It now says winter 2007 .... (n/t) by Klaranth2007-08-21 22:45:38
Attn: Klaranth - Maybe it's an underground buildin by inkey2007-08-21 00:12:18
  You have to build pretty deep there, since there i by klar_at_work2007-08-21 00:14:27
    are you sure... by inkey2007-08-21 02:11:12
Translations by Nea2007-08-21 00:01:01
  German / Deutsch top post (n/t) by stirz2007-08-21 00:01:50
    berlinert / Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2007-08-21 07:30:17
    de_DE by chrullrich2007-08-21 00:12:09
    Deutsch by stirz2007-08-21 00:08:10
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-08-21 00:00:03
  This one's probably over-used, but I have a by rorajoey2007-08-21 13:30:00
  Static electricity from plastic slide rules by carl522007-08-21 13:01:01
  Godzilla attacked Tokyo. (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-21 12:53:40
  The car broke down! I had a flat tire! There was a by SouthpawPL2007-08-21 12:25:03
  I have the all inclusive Divine Excuse by hieraco2007-08-21 07:46:35
  Wait a minute... by roger G. rapid2007-08-21 07:46:21
  The devil made me do it. (n/t) by todAnthony2007-08-21 07:45:15
  i fell out a 2nd story window at age 18 mos (n/t) by morenna2007-08-21 06:47:10
  I slept since then (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-08-21 06:41:55
  Have you MET my parents??? (n/t) by skern2007-08-21 06:40:45
  I plead insanity. by Havoc2007-08-21 05:36:54
  Splunge! (n/t) by y2kdragon2007-08-21 04:00:30
  What for? I'm innocent! by Dagna2007-08-21 03:36:15
  I consulted the master about this. by Bertram2007-08-21 02:54:58
  It's my birthday (n/t) by Count_02007-08-21 01:58:11
    Happy Birthday! (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-21 07:02:56
  It wasn't me, it was the ninja! (n/t) by amp_man2007-08-21 01:52:23
  The answering machine didnt store your call... by ascag2007-08-21 01:13:35
  I expected somebody to say by hej2007-08-21 01:07:40
  same as yours (whatever it is) (n/t) by RunNeoRun2007-08-21 01:00:59
  I hadn't had enough caffeine (n/t) by Bellator2007-08-21 00:37:30
  I was dead at the time! (n/t) by syren2007-08-21 00:22:58
    On the moon... by KingOfFools2007-08-21 00:36:02
      There was a squirrel with a gun. by syren2007-08-21 00:37:25
        What was it you wanted anyway? (n/t) by Treehugger2007-08-21 00:40:04
    "I got better!" (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-21 00:34:25
  I'm the lab rat. (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-21 00:15:54
    No excuse. by RetiQlum22007-08-21 00:25:30
      <blink><Blink> Mindbleach, please. by klar_at_work2007-08-21 01:41:40
        Que music by y2kdragon2007-08-21 04:03:11
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh by klar_at_work2007-08-21 00:17:07
  RetiQlum2, altho he IS a sorry one ... by klar_at_work2007-08-21 00:14:56
    Bugger off you commie! (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-21 00:20:19
      You are still tons better than kikkert by klar_at_work2007-08-21 01:40:45
  I was drunk at the time. by RetiQlum22007-08-21 00:12:21
  I'm insane :) (n/t) by NemoHac2007-08-21 00:11:55
    Duh! by RetiQlum22007-08-21 00:19:01
      You forgot a few critters... by NemoHac2007-08-21 00:35:15
        I didn't forget. by RetiQlum22007-08-21 00:41:22
          I didn't miss yer point by NemoHac2007-08-21 01:40:20
  What is this thing 'excuse' you are talking about? by inkey2007-08-21 00:08:20
  I strive to be inexcusable. by werehatrack2007-08-21 00:03:57
  I don't need no steenkin' excuse. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-08-21 00:01:33
  I don't need any. by DerSarek2007-08-21 00:01:27
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-08-21 00:00:01
  MaytagRepairmanvideotapedaMarineandwasrichlyawarde by ideur2007-08-21 00:01:01
    Jinx :-P (n/t) by sgrunt2007-08-21 00:01:53
  MaytagRepairmanvideotapedaMarineandwasrichlyawarde by sgrunt2007-08-21 00:00:37
    Looks like... by roger G. rapid2007-08-21 07:49:12

 

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