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The Ad strip by snake2021-11-04 17:23:15
ATTN inkey : that address you gave me by Klaranth2007-08-20 23:27:32
Some bastidge has cracked into my router. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 22:52:48
  How did you figure it out it had happened? (n/t) by siibr2007-08-21 09:25:51
  Let's see him get through that. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-20 23:45:40
  It's far worse: by RetiQlum22007-08-20 23:05:18
    Double-Intrusion? by Myke2007-08-20 23:26:06
      They do have different passwords. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 23:32:50
        On the bright side, your BSODs might not be by ToLazyToThink2007-08-20 23:50:51
          No, I've been lazy. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 23:52:29
            Oh, that's why you're so angry, then. (n/t) by DerSarek2007-08-20 23:58:32
              No, I'm angry because some hacked my system. by RetiQlum22007-08-21 00:06:46
                Nope, not your castle. by DerSarek2007-08-21 00:27:34
  *hides* (n/t) by Klaranth2007-08-20 22:56:41
    Oh, come on. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 23:08:06
      You have NO idea what I might do ... :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-08-20 23:20:39
  Betty must be getting anxious. by KingOfFools2007-08-20 22:55:36
    I'm thinking spears this time. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 23:06:50
      Reenactign a scene from a man called horse? by Karl-Henrik2007-08-21 00:02:59
        Linky no worky. by DerSarek2007-08-21 00:28:55
      Masai FTW by KingOfFools2007-08-20 23:13:10
        vodka burns good .... by Klaranth2007-08-20 23:21:44
          Please, don't mention vodka. by KingOfFools2007-08-20 23:26:19
Any UFies in Dean's path ??? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-08-20 22:36:52
Job advice by secris2007-08-20 22:36:11
  Apply. by KingOfFools2007-08-20 22:48:57
    Well, I think it would be cool by secris2007-08-20 22:49:56
      Oh. So what if THEY think it's weird. by KingOfFools2007-08-20 22:51:10
  Apply by Klaranth2007-08-20 22:38:04
I feel nine hells of a lot less guilty... by KingOfFools2007-08-20 22:07:31
  Words From One by KingOfFools2007-08-20 22:47:21
    Requiem for an Old Dream by KingOfFools2007-08-20 23:16:05
      SOT-Angry-King-M by KingOfFools2007-08-20 23:56:00
  oh owies hon *hugs* by Garrinka2007-08-20 22:29:29
    Thanks. by KingOfFools2007-08-20 22:45:13
      I don't know what have happened but... by Karl-Henrik2007-08-21 00:14:49
Ack. Just tried to reach ad.nl, a Dutch newspaper. by Klaranth2007-08-20 21:43:47
  same here from California by klep2007-08-20 22:12:33
    Anything else dutch you got bookmarked? by Klaranth2007-08-20 22:30:26
  Yep, same from here. (Germany, that is.) by DerSarek2007-08-20 21:53:23
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-08-20 21:00:03
Is there a word to describe Free software users by toysbfun2007-08-20 20:53:35
  Chinny-raccoons? (n/t) by KrakensDen2007-08-20 23:21:07
What a maroon! by UGuardian2007-08-20 20:21:05
  I guess it really can give you wings? (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2007-08-20 23:56:00
  I see two points of view here by jaqie2007-08-20 23:48:20
  Does it really say that on the cans? Oops. by JimK2007-08-20 21:54:10
    Was that when you finally woke up? O.o (n/t) by NDwight2007-08-21 06:36:54
  Surprising he didn't *turn* maroon. by kahuana2007-08-20 21:11:14
  What an idjit. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 20:53:40
  If you read farther down by Silverfire2007-08-20 20:42:34
    Oh, it's easy. What every consumer wants is by merlin2007-08-20 20:48:22
      I think I might buy a product with that label by toysbfun2007-08-20 21:01:03
      And with that I'm off to bed. G'night all!! (n/t) by merlin2007-08-20 20:49:23
  Must be sensitive to it. by themadkansan2007-08-20 20:30:12
*nomf nomf nomf* by themadkansan2007-08-20 20:13:56
  Did you find SnArL's appetite? by RetiQlum22007-08-20 20:16:16
    Nono...I found it by SnArL2007-08-20 20:18:48
    Toldja, it went that way. *points*-=> by themadkansan2007-08-20 20:18:15
Invoke: UFicle - IT market trends and analysis by AlanTwo2007-08-20 20:13:26
  look at another place too by jaqie2007-08-20 23:50:51
Hey, Phoon! by DrDeisel2007-08-20 20:05:36
Stackable Lego Kitties by hieraco2007-08-20 19:47:11
  Dude! by lheggland2007-08-20 19:55:06
    I don't notice Java/Active-heX or other issues by hieraco2007-08-21 07:41:26
Argh! by MrTrick2007-08-20 19:20:44
ZEN SARCASM - From the Inbox by hieraco2007-08-20 19:16:30
=IF function in excel help, please by leejam2007-08-20 19:15:14
  I wonder if you could also write a function by Klaranth2007-08-20 22:11:10
    =IF by leejam2007-08-20 22:32:39
  Genius!! by leejam2007-08-20 19:56:24
    No Problems. ß-Þ (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-08-20 20:07:53
  It should probably be something like by ManiacJoe2007-08-20 19:38:10
  See if this helps by kreepykrawly2007-08-20 19:37:46
    sorry, the d13 should be e13 (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-08-20 19:39:06
      i think i see your problem by kreepykrawly2007-08-20 19:56:31
I start a full time permanant (or as permanant as by joecrouse2007-08-20 19:08:06
  I'll drink to that! by KingOfFools2007-08-20 22:53:29
  Congratulations! (n/t) by geopsychic2007-08-20 20:33:32
  woot! by themadkansan2007-08-20 19:10:04
Attn: Dragonlance fans... by leistico2007-08-20 18:42:09
  not really look at him in Lost Boys :) by Garrinka2007-08-20 18:44:39
    Old news. by AlanTwo2007-08-20 20:07:24
  woot!! by subbywan2007-08-20 18:43:55
*looks around* by SnArL2007-08-20 18:36:24
  I think I must have got it. by JimK2007-08-20 19:00:55
    I hate you. /me wants a curry (n/t) by merlin2007-08-20 19:01:30
      You have about 20 mins to join me in Sunnyvale :-) by JimK2007-08-20 19:04:58
  *points*-=> by themadkansan2007-08-20 18:37:30
    *runs after appetite* by SnArL2007-08-20 18:44:40
      <=- *points* by merlin2007-08-20 18:48:17
        *picks it up* by esbita2007-08-20 19:30:49
          I caught it! by SnArL2007-08-20 20:17:16
            Sigh. by themadkansan2007-08-20 20:19:21
I just read that post about "camping" by RetiQlum22007-08-20 18:34:20
  What's wrong with a butler lighting your fire? by lab rat2007-08-20 18:59:01
    You and the uniforms again. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 20:05:58
  Jake can have HIS grill, but if you come within by merlin2007-08-20 18:47:21
    I'm the same way in the kitchen. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 18:53:34
      Salt?!?!?! You want salt?!?!?!?!?!? by merlin2007-08-20 18:54:57
        That would be inadvisable. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 20:04:17
        ev en salt needs salt by joecrouse2007-08-20 18:57:56
          ...o.O... by themadkansan2007-08-20 18:59:35
            I used to drink half a gallon of water an hour by joecrouse2007-08-20 19:09:00
              Gatorate or similar is better for stuff like that. by themadkansan2007-08-20 19:12:39
          Heh. You've never tasted my milk gravy when I by merlin2007-08-20 18:59:35
  While you are soooo right, by nightmonger2007-08-20 18:47:15
  The sad thing is, they think they can buy one... by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 18:42:27
AntiVir nag screen revisited, weak Google-fu by pentium5dot12007-08-20 18:25:50
  Major apology by pentium5dot12007-08-20 19:25:53
    if you don't want nags, then why not by jaqie2007-08-20 23:54:44
    Now, I Am Not A Mod... by KingOfFools2007-08-20 23:03:10
  OK, I'm confused... by bwkaz2007-08-20 19:02:20
    Are those personal or business machines? (n/t) by siibr2007-08-20 19:13:39
  What's wrong with Vir? He is amusing... (n/t) by imperito2007-08-20 18:28:23
  Please note, I in no way support disabling by merlin2007-08-20 18:28:18
I looked at our radar image from the NWS by nightmonger2007-08-20 18:22:46
  Those appear to be the SAME/EAS standard event by radiowave9112007-08-20 18:34:26
    I've never seen the EWW designation before by nightmonger2007-08-20 18:38:08
Why did DHS investigate the HR guy at Radio City? by kahuana2007-08-20 18:07:01
First post...from an iPhone by toysbfun2007-08-20 18:02:09
I was about to ask who Jack Chick was... by themadkansan2007-08-20 18:00:16
  Is it the guy that did/does the little 'Christian' by Stuka2007-08-20 20:23:55
    Heh, I was right... by Stuka2007-08-20 20:24:41
SotM: Life of my Own - Three Doors Down by Garrinka2007-08-20 17:42:29
  Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast by themadkansan2007-08-20 19:06:49
  Stickwitu - Pussycat Dolls by Garrinka2007-08-20 18:11:42
    Hips don't lie - Shakira by Garrinka2007-08-20 18:15:58
      Dark Angel - Stardust by Stardust2007-08-20 18:25:08
Katana > Chain Saw > Baseball Bat > Hammer by Reality Check2007-08-20 16:37:43
  But why is Vega always in the bathroom? by KrakensDen2007-08-20 23:19:05
  That's a mighty tasty burger! by RetiQlum22007-08-20 17:21:29
  "Debbie Does Random Objects"? by shadowsystems2007-08-20 17:18:56
    Hammer < Baseball Bat < Chainsaw < Katana? by Reality Check2007-08-20 18:46:04
  It's Zed's (n/t) by Ston2007-08-20 16:40:57
    Zed's dead (n/t) by veran2007-08-20 16:52:15
Give me hope, Joanna! (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-20 16:29:23
  yay for anti-apartheid rebel songs! (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-20 16:31:41
Mmmm..chilled Coke in a frosty glass by rorajoey2007-08-20 15:56:46
How does Sony spell Blu-ray? Just like they spelle by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 15:46:54
  blurry... n/t by roger G. rapid2007-08-21 04:27:53
  My dictionary offers bleu by EndlessWaves2007-08-20 16:48:48
    Hadji, quick, cheer up the penicillin. by merlin2007-08-20 18:58:22
    Ah the origin of the term "bleu chunks" ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-20 18:01:07
  Not just yet, thinks I. by themadkansan2007-08-20 15:54:37
    Don't be too sure about Sony... by Illiad2007-08-20 16:54:17
      If that happens, they deserve their fate. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-08-20 17:46:39
    I agree. by staticsan2007-08-20 16:17:35
Woohoo got a B in my tech writing course :) by Garrinka2007-08-20 15:42:41
  thanks guys I appreciate the good wishes :) by Garrinka2007-08-20 22:31:45
  Awesome!! (n/t) by Spartan.II.1172007-08-20 21:51:42
  Excellent! You go girl!!! (n/t) by Silverfire2007-08-20 20:47:39
  {{{Garrinka}}} by AlanTwo2007-08-20 20:14:24
  Congrats! **HUGS** =D by shadowsystems2007-08-20 16:06:59
Good news for corpulent people. by Peace_man2007-08-20 15:21:00
  Huh. And here I thought it was the bag of candy by toysbfun2007-08-20 18:11:50
    No, it's the fact that 12oz curls don't really by merlin2007-08-20 18:56:10
    Well, it was. by themadkansan2007-08-20 18:35:12
  Many have been blaming their weight problems on by lab rat2007-08-20 17:30:20
    Self. Fulfilling. Prophecy. (n/t) by merlin2007-08-20 18:57:31
  Yay for shoddy science! by RetiQlum22007-08-20 17:17:41
    Or how about it's hip to make fun of heavy people. by lheggland2007-08-20 21:16:39
  *makes a valiant attempt to not post* by kahuana2007-08-20 15:39:54
    There are 5 levels of Fatness by joecrouse2007-08-20 18:40:06
    Unfortunately, that's EXACTLY what they're saying. by shadowsystems2007-08-20 15:57:06
      Must be the extra mass. by themadkansan2007-08-20 15:59:46
        I hate to pull another one out of my butt, but by shadowsystems2007-08-20 16:03:45
          sees how much me phoon and shadow systems by joecrouse2007-08-20 18:32:53
          Meh. No point in dwelling on it. by themadkansan2007-08-20 16:11:08
            What, exactly, is defined as 'skinny'? by krikkert2007-08-20 16:42:04
              "Fashion Models", TV Stars, Movie Stars, & by shadowsystems2007-08-20 17:14:56
            "Fall on a skinny person" XD XD XD by shadowsystems2007-08-20 16:22:24
              will you two stop .. your just a bunch of cuddle.. by Garrinka2007-08-20 16:47:54
                You've seen a *mug shot* of me. =)P by shadowsystems2007-08-20 17:10:05
                  ah hon *hugs* chases you around the quad ... by Garrinka2007-08-20 17:16:45
                    (Pushes Garrinka into the pudding by shadowsystems2007-08-20 17:20:49
                      gahhh shoves pudding down ss's shirt ;) by Garrinka2007-08-20 17:24:42
                        (Lasso's Garrinka with her own socks by shadowsystems2007-08-20 19:37:49
                Watch out, they might eat you! :-P (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-20 16:53:21
                  honey child I'm a bear ;) I can take care of ... by Garrinka2007-08-20 16:55:36
                    Even bears fear piranhas. (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-20 17:02:19
                      nooo their sweet cuddly hugglebunnies :) by Garrinka2007-08-20 17:05:35
                        Catch me if you can! by krikkert2007-08-20 17:06:51
                          transforms into mouse form and gets out .. by Garrinka2007-08-20 17:09:01
                            Right here! by krikkert2007-08-20 17:10:12
                              you think so eh? ;) by Garrinka2007-08-20 17:12:33
                              (Catches krik in a tuna net... by shadowsystems2007-08-20 17:12:19
  Bah. by subbywan2007-08-20 15:29:47
    G@D$MMut! I'm NOT FAT! by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 15:50:40
      beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!! (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-20 15:57:30
Bwaha! (ATTN: JimK) by themadkansan2007-08-20 15:20:57
  Great. Glad you're pleased :-) (n/t) by JimK2007-08-20 15:50:10
    WooHoo! JimK pleased the madkansan by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 15:52:08
      Nothing dodgy :-) by JimK2007-08-20 15:53:52
        The funny thing is... by themadkansan2007-08-20 15:57:24
Not Kickstarts bazaar by imrambi2007-08-20 15:19:09
  Rambus as in RD-RAM? by merlin2007-08-20 18:50:56
    Yes as in RD-RAM (n/t) by imrambi2007-08-20 19:39:48
      I need to rip my box apart to check something, by merlin2007-08-20 20:35:22
I love finding a quote that applies to something by Esteis2007-08-20 15:17:05
!!!!! by kyrasantae2007-08-20 14:39:03
  Someone ELSE, you mean. *grins* by KingOfFools2007-08-20 23:43:39
  Well, we've always thought your piano playing was by hadji2007-08-20 18:23:39
    *thwop!* by themadkansan2007-08-20 18:40:29
      Gee, that must have struck a sour note with you (n (n/t) by merlin2007-08-20 18:54:04
        *thwop!* by themadkansan2007-08-20 18:57:05
          At least it's not a Sunday. . . . . *flee* (n/t) by merlin2007-08-20 19:02:05
            *fires rubberchickenlauncher* by themadkansan2007-08-20 19:09:11
  Good Luck. We have faith in you. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-20 17:30:26
  Yay you! by radiowave9112007-08-20 17:13:06
  ruck! :D (n/t) by themadkansan2007-08-20 15:43:56
  break a leg girl! I know actor reference but :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-08-20 15:43:50
  Best wishes. Knock 'em dead. (n/t) by wwill2007-08-20 14:57:34
  There ya go! Good luck! (n/t) by theanomaly2007-08-20 14:55:55
  GO FOR IT!!!!! (n/t) by postaljohn2007-08-20 14:54:12
  woo-hoo! good luck! by wibble2007-08-20 14:41:12
    Won't be for a couple of weeks anyway by kyrasantae2007-08-20 14:43:07
Any SoCal UFies around? (n/t) by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 14:16:27
  LA County. (n/t) by lucidpsyche2007-08-20 16:34:15
  Los Angeles here.... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-08-20 16:22:56
  Was in SoCal many years ago... by AlanTwo2007-08-20 14:16:59
*Polishes Taser* by DesertRat662007-08-20 14:13:42
  and why does this info leaveable?? by robertltux2007-08-20 18:00:29
  You have a Polish Taser? by kahuana2007-08-20 14:23:41
    As long as it isn't a by SoylentGreen2007-08-20 14:41:42
      hehe ..why do you think polish women are happy?;) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-08-20 17:29:51
Bought a new CG computer with a by postaljohn2007-08-20 13:32:53
  Lets see if I understand this.... by lheggland2007-08-20 13:48:21
    wife/ by postaljohn2007-08-20 13:51:36
I refreshed the board, then I noticed a bug; by Bonzo2007-08-20 13:26:23
Peace_man and other Dog UFies by classic_jon2007-08-20 13:23:50
  Thanks all. that is what I was hoping to hear :) (n/t) by classic_jon2007-08-20 14:39:17
  medium probability by bastetsmuse2007-08-20 14:16:54
    Both parents are well kept and have by classic_jon2007-08-20 14:36:50
  A Mastiff and German Shepard mix? by Ston2007-08-20 13:48:27
    That's beyond dog. by themadkansan2007-08-20 15:29:22
      Nonono - you wanna talk 'big dog', you by Peace_man2007-08-20 15:54:34
        Zeke was more tank than dog. by themadkansan2007-08-20 16:08:04
          I had a dog named Zeke. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 17:26:02
    We are figuring that they will be 80 pounds by classic_jon2007-08-20 13:51:08
  Chances of healthy dogs are pretty good. by Peace_man2007-08-20 13:35:11
    "breed-specific genetic issues" by wwill2007-08-20 13:54:22
      I hate those flogging 'designer dogs'. by Peace_man2007-08-20 13:57:57
        Son has a dog rescued from the ASPCA by postaljohn2007-08-20 14:01:49
          A friend (and former employer) of mine got a by Phoon2007-08-20 14:13:08
            Static tests electronic componets. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-08-20 16:27:57
            :) I expected a pun, that wasn't punny! :) (n/t) by NDwight2007-08-20 14:16:08
              Nope, 100% true. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-20 14:22:33
          Whenever I talk to someone tempted by by Peace_man2007-08-20 14:03:18
            How bout a St. Bernard, German Shepard by joecrouse2007-08-20 16:29:12
            they're much healthier by postaljohn2007-08-20 14:06:57
              That may be your experience. by Peace_man2007-08-20 14:33:14
              Hey, let's not be dissin' the dalmatians! by dals_rule2007-08-20 14:16:18
                Aren't they genetically prepisposed by postaljohn2007-08-20 14:24:36
                  Deafness is a problem in the Dalmatian. by Peace_man2007-08-20 14:37:12
                    yup. we are getting a cocker spaniel puppy in 4 by wibble2007-08-20 14:49:42
                      Sounds like you are getting a good one! by Peace_man2007-08-20 15:08:30
                        Oh, you are from England! by Peace_man2007-08-20 15:15:34
                  s/prepispoded/predispodistioned/ (n/t) by postaljohn2007-08-20 14:32:31
                    can't spell... (n/t) by postaljohn2007-08-20 14:56:40
    He had most of them placed a couple of weeks by classic_jon2007-08-20 13:39:32
      Puppies! by Peace_man2007-08-20 13:54:55
What, exactly, is "breaking the horizontal"? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-08-20 13:18:18
  It's an expression for highly spectacular sex. by Esteis2007-08-20 13:24:07
    Slight correction: that's usually referred to as by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 13:51:34
      I always liked... by leistico2007-08-20 14:00:20
        I always liked... by merlin2007-08-20 14:08:36
        And when the partner uses a different language, by Klaranth2007-08-20 14:01:23
          In a slightly more poetic vein, by Esteis2007-08-20 14:10:15
            Shakespeare called it the by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 14:18:15
              Didn't Douglas Adams use . . . by hyzenthlay2007-08-20 14:41:35
    I should start using that piece of slang. by toysbfun2007-08-20 13:31:12
      Caveat orator: I pulled that from my pineal gland. by Esteis2007-08-20 13:35:23
        And let us not forget by hieraco2007-08-20 19:35:02
        I always liked the term by classic_jon2007-08-20 13:44:42
          Heheheh (n/t) by Esteis2007-08-20 13:50:14
        I thought so on both counts. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-08-20 13:39:09
        or "so great, by postaljohn2007-08-20 13:37:19
          *snerk* (n/t) by Esteis2007-08-20 13:41:27
    Context, context, context. (n/t) by maximumbob2007-08-20 13:31:10
  Posting something with a long line by Sterling_Ag2007-08-20 13:21:18
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by Esteis2007-08-20 13:13:58
  Well, *look* who didn't close his <i> tag. (iTag?) (n/t) by Esteis2007-08-20 13:14:46
To those who don't think telemarketers should be by kahuana2007-08-20 13:10:03
  That's what I say when I call customers by voxwoman2007-08-20 14:15:38
    She didn't ID a company in her greeting. by kahuana2007-08-20 14:34:15
    Which is reasonable courtesy anyway by hobbs2007-08-20 14:22:15
  That was actually the lottery commision by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-20 13:12:09
    Are you sure? by undrcvrparothed2007-08-20 18:39:05
    It's $245 million over here... by AlanTwo2007-08-20 13:39:09
      You Americans and your defective maths ;-) by kahuana2007-08-20 14:02:49
        My "hypothecial" spreadsheet by postaljohn2007-08-20 14:11:10
          I could get into trouble with $300K. by kahuana2007-08-20 14:21:47
            I'd just be happy with $200K myself. by AlanTwo2007-08-20 14:36:20
              But with $200K I'd only be able to buy ONE r-max, by kahuana2007-08-20 14:41:52
                " I love the smell of napalm in the morning" (n/t) by postaljohn2007-08-20 14:51:29
        It's called "taxes" by AlanTwo2007-08-20 14:08:14
        Taxes by DesertRat662007-08-20 14:05:42
          So, "earn" $8.something million / year by kahuana2007-08-20 14:18:50
            IIRC, US lotto is pre tax (so bigger jackpots) by Menetlaus2007-08-20 14:36:14
            Pretty much.. by Sterling_Ag2007-08-20 14:25:47
              Yep. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-08-20 14:29:50
            It certainly is, taxed anyway.... (n/t) by NDwight2007-08-20 14:19:46
      Either way, by postaljohn2007-08-20 13:40:22
        Sounds like a plan, then. by AlanTwo2007-08-20 13:41:55
          Where you at? (n/t) by postaljohn2007-08-20 13:45:50
            *hands postaljohn a Spidey decoder ring* by AlanTwo2007-08-20 13:46:32
              I can't even figur out my by postaljohn2007-08-20 13:53:18
                Okay. I'll simply it for you. by AlanTwo2007-08-20 14:08:55
                  sorry by postaljohn2007-08-20 14:13:14
    Darn. That's probably who it was too. *smirk* (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-20 13:23:20
Today summed up in two words: by DesertRat662007-08-20 13:01:16
  Next week summed up: by kelli2172007-08-20 14:48:24
    That's been going on for weeks now by DesertRat662007-08-20 16:36:46
      aren't you supposed to call campus security? by shminux2007-08-20 18:56:29
  Mind pointing that somewhere else? ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-20 13:11:37
  I thought it was by postaljohn2007-08-20 13:09:53
    Well it does, but by DesertRat662007-08-20 13:24:33
      For me, by postaljohn2007-08-20 13:34:38
        Near St Louis (n/t) by DesertRat662007-08-20 13:50:13
          Ah! I'm by postaljohn2007-08-20 13:55:27
            Ah! I'm by DesertRat662007-08-20 14:04:34
              Hey, DR66 by AlanTwo2007-08-20 14:10:14
                Can't by DesertRat662007-08-20 14:18:28
                  I read that and all i could think of was by classic_jon2007-08-20 14:38:28
                  We'll be in St Louis from Saturday to Tuesday by AlanTwo2007-08-20 14:38:00
      Cameraphone man. CAMERAPHONE! by talon07202007-08-20 13:34:19
        It takes lousy pictures by DesertRat662007-08-20 13:51:22
        eh? (n/t) by postaljohn2007-08-20 13:35:22
HP Printer help, please by bimkins2007-08-20 13:01:12
  Which JetDirect modely is it using? by wwill2007-08-20 13:10:08
    Jetdirect 175X by bimkins2007-08-20 13:16:36
      Additional: by bimkins2007-08-20 13:31:02
        Don't give up so quickly by wwill2007-08-20 13:46:32
          Cold reset should do the trick. by rook_mtl2007-08-20 18:18:28
            Oi! wwill and rook_mtl by bimkins2007-08-20 19:18:17
Anyone own a Toshiba Satellite A135? by wwill2007-08-20 12:59:58
  If you can, get yourself a one-year subscription by vdp2007-08-20 21:30:27
  theese two might help: by Freakazoid2007-08-20 13:56:25
    Those will help, thanks by wwill2007-08-20 14:09:03
  I think the graphics need the binary drivers from by ttlogic2007-08-20 13:40:10
    Pretty much any distribution will provide the ATI by vdp2007-08-20 21:14:12
  Possible answer by maximumbob2007-08-20 13:32:21
    She's not at a point to put more cash into it by wwill2007-08-20 14:06:00
Ha! Two can play this game, lab rat! by audiogeek20002007-08-20 12:55:41
  Oohhhh 80's hair by hieraco2007-08-20 19:23:17
  Back at ya, buddy by lab rat2007-08-20 13:35:41
    I can top that! by SoylentGreen2007-08-20 13:53:09
      Ooh!! Both very good, but... by audiogeek20002007-08-20 14:03:01
        EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! by SoylentGreen2007-08-20 14:14:16
          shout shout by gibuu2007-08-20 15:30:34
  I liked that vid and song... by classic_jon2007-08-20 13:12:56
    Question: If you date yourself, and you by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 13:48:08
      only if your self by gibuu2007-08-20 15:39:48
      I dunno, but you will go blind. (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-20 13:51:18
        canna I do it until I need glasses? (n/t) by postaljohn2007-08-20 15:03:31
    Not at all.. by Sterling_Ag2007-08-20 13:18:14
why does my external harddrive go RO at random? by thetree2007-08-20 12:42:29
  Read errors! by ttlogic2007-08-20 12:50:13
  If it's doing it at random, the problem is unsolv- by kahuana2007-08-20 12:47:14
    let me explain my laptop to you by thetree2007-08-20 12:56:41
      Are you sure the fan is bad? by lheggland2007-08-20 14:36:41
What is wrong with this lady? by scum2007-08-20 12:42:04
  Ooh ooh by Imp2007-08-20 12:57:38
    Ravage or ravish? :) by hobbs2007-08-20 14:25:22
  Sure she was muttering to her dogs? by kahuana2007-08-20 12:51:31
    I sometimes think I am by scum2007-08-20 12:57:59
  Dogs without leashes in public had better BE calm. by wwill2007-08-20 12:48:27
  maybe she was actually by thetree2007-08-20 12:48:18
  She is very irresponsible - dogs in public by Peace_man2007-08-20 12:47:04
    One of my neighbours walks his dog without a leash by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-20 13:09:14
      Oh, I know that many dogs are safe. by Peace_man2007-08-20 13:18:51
        That's why Councilman Johnson will speak with the by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-20 13:30:02
          That's not a bad way to have it. by Peace_man2007-08-20 13:51:14
            I certainly hope he's not liable by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-20 14:02:48
              I don't know if he is or not. But it sounds as if by Peace_man2007-08-20 14:09:46
                It's more a social pressure that backs up by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-20 14:14:35
                  Ahhh - the village atmosphere. by Peace_man2007-08-20 14:48:41
  Maybe she saw it in your eyes (n/t) by Menetlaus2007-08-20 12:46:58
The following clicky is not for the weak... by lab rat2007-08-20 12:08:45
  I'll do you one better by SnArL2007-08-20 13:06:35
    ARGGHH! by postaljohn2007-08-20 13:45:07
    I'll see your Peanut Butter Jelly Time... by AlanTwo2007-08-20 13:10:45
      That was terrible. (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-20 13:38:25
      I'll see your Echoing Green... by SnArL2007-08-20 13:18:42
        <Deleted><Deleted>2007-08-20 19:13:57
          *smacks forehead* by AlanTwo2007-08-20 20:08:41
          Moderated: open comments in link (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-08-20 19:14:11
          MODS. Open YouTube linkage. (n/t) by merlin2007-08-20 18:45:33
    I love that episode... (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-20 13:10:24
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-08-20 12:49:52
    Moderated for language in link. by Nea2007-08-20 12:50:15
  Hey, look!! It's... by audiogeek20002007-08-20 12:35:50
    That's what I was thinking. by Nea2007-08-20 12:52:47
  Thanks a hell of a lot, lab rat. by Illiad2007-08-20 12:33:31
    You were warned :-) (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-20 12:41:27
  You are so very funny by voxwoman2007-08-20 12:22:54
    I also prefer that one by Nightwind2007-08-20 12:32:59
      Meaning has changed by unixdude2007-08-20 13:26:04
        Awwww, but dad, all the cool kids are hanging by SnArL2007-08-20 13:34:59
    Yep :-D (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-20 12:31:47
What happened to LCD screens while I wasn't paying by Control2007-08-20 11:55:04
  1920x1440 on a 19" would make the text unreadable by EndlessWaves2007-08-20 16:21:00
    change font size maybe? (n/t) by roadhog2007-08-20 18:14:05
  My 20" external monitor is 1680x1050. by kahuana2007-08-20 12:27:53
  Different technology displays. by AndyA2007-08-20 12:23:56
  Go with a 21" flat screen tube. by lheggland2007-08-20 12:17:02
    where can I find one? (n/t) by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 12:48:50
      Here by lheggland2007-08-20 12:59:22
    "hysteresis" (n/t) by wwill2007-08-20 12:18:17
  Laptops have much higher-density LCDs than you can by hobbs2007-08-20 12:06:53
  There's always been a huge difference between by sgrunt2007-08-20 12:05:44
I no longer need entertainment by SnArL2007-08-20 11:53:38
  Is she a redhead? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-08-20 13:27:47
  OK what is/are FMBs? (n/t) by psyop2007-08-20 12:19:20
    they may look something like by geekgrrl_ca2007-08-20 12:50:57
      Yah, I can see Snarl droolin' over that (n/t) by Stuka2007-08-20 13:01:00
        Heck, I'M drooling over that (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-20 13:10:43
          Should I break out my wallet now? by AlanTwo2007-08-20 13:35:05
            Thanks, but I can buy my own boots by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-20 13:52:01
        It's not so much the boots by SnArL2007-08-20 13:08:14
          She don't mind the saliva, but a picture is bad? (n/t) by Bonzo2007-08-20 13:23:49
            I can hide the drool by SnArL2007-08-20 13:35:59
              Tell her you have a whole group of UFies by Peace_man2007-08-20 15:10:42
    Look it up on UrbanDictionary by SnArL2007-08-20 12:21:21
    Usually "FMP's" by wwill2007-08-20 12:21:14
    "Non-FYOSS Word" Me Boots (n/t) by Stuka2007-08-20 12:21:09
  Pictures? (n/t) by VivianC2007-08-20 12:14:44
    Uhhh...she's a director of something or other by SnArL2007-08-20 12:22:21
      SHE IS WEARING FMB'S!!! by Bonzo2007-08-20 13:00:10
    Yes, the rest of us still need entertainment (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-20 12:16:24
Anyone here have the ISP netdirekt in Frankfurt? by AndyA2007-08-20 11:51:20
Binding arbitration ruled "unconscionable" by merlin2007-08-20 11:35:31
  NICE!! I like it and not just because it is by classic_jon2007-08-20 11:39:03
    Well at least now we have precedent (n/t) by Imp2007-08-20 12:16:24
      And, if you noticed, the court flagged the ruling by merlin2007-08-20 12:26:42
        But only in its jurisdiction (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 12:30:57
          Federal appeals court that covers pretty by merlin2007-08-20 12:58:28
          But that does carry weight in other courts by Stuka2007-08-20 12:46:54
            Individual states will need to file their own by Imp2007-08-20 12:53:31
Uh-oh by dodrian2007-08-20 11:24:04
*waves* by ChuCKAB2007-08-20 11:00:05
  Well, my time on this computer has almost expired. by ChuCKAB2007-08-20 12:16:56
  Genealogy. (n/t) by Arivia2007-08-20 11:03:01
    Gesundheit! (n/t) by carl522007-08-20 12:51:50
    Thank you. ... by ChuCKAB2007-08-20 11:11:21
      How about downloading and installing W:ET and by Klaranth2007-08-20 11:22:27
        On a library computer?!? by ChuCKAB2007-08-20 11:41:29
I need to set up a secure ftp/web server by TrogL2007-08-20 10:48:52
  vsftpd is well-regarded by hobbs2007-08-20 14:15:05
  if you really want it secure by whoami2007-08-20 13:26:55
    Seconded, SFTP is the way to go. (n/t) by classic_jon2007-08-20 13:46:00
  Solaris 10 will do fine. For FTPD no exceptional by wwill2007-08-20 12:04:51
*stifles laughter* by SnArL2007-08-20 10:46:45
  I did such stuff in high school. by esbita2007-08-20 10:52:24
    Yes, but I'm a BOY! by SnArL2007-08-20 11:04:59
      ... and that's the problem, I wot. by staticsan2007-08-20 16:11:05
      I get it: by veran2007-08-20 11:25:35
        How about I don't by SnArL2007-08-20 11:36:33
          You looked prettier that way. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 17:43:27
            Ahem by joecrouse2007-08-20 19:13:12
          Ooh, reverse prom. (n/t) by kelli2172007-08-20 14:56:12
          You look much better that way by veran2007-08-20 13:07:40
      still, it's been done. by esbita2007-08-20 11:08:26
        That is going to require a ton of fiber... by Imp2007-08-20 12:22:18
          huh? (n/t) by esbita2007-08-20 12:46:45
            woops by Imp2007-08-20 12:56:30
        Gangrene by SnArL2007-08-20 11:14:27
          Gangrene is what they were compared to. by esbita2007-08-20 11:27:13
  No, it's because of that silly tattoo on your fore by shminux2007-08-20 10:50:58
    *looks in mirror* by SnArL2007-08-20 11:02:26
    Hey, it's not all that by UFieGear2007-08-20 10:55:40
      *ping* You have a discrepancy on that page. by merlin2007-08-20 11:17:16
        Thanks merlin! The NEW! IMPROVED! UFieGear 2.0 is by UFieGear2007-08-20 11:31:38
LISA '07 - Are any UFies going? by merlin2007-08-20 10:33:35
  Err...what's LISA? (n/t) by SnArL2007-08-20 10:43:01
    Go to the static and scroll down a bit... by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 10:50:37
grumble by tesla_koil2007-08-20 10:30:40
What does everyone think about this Laptop? by Menetlaus2007-08-20 10:18:31
  Would that play C&C3? by EndlessWaves2007-08-20 16:41:16
  That's no laptop. It's a space station!</alarm> by kahuana2007-08-20 10:24:10
    Agreed. very large for a laptop by jaqie2007-08-20 10:36:29
      meh... itsabuncha smaller than mine... by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 10:52:54
        basically I'm not sure in comparing by Menetlaus2007-08-20 11:20:13
        You got one of those Aspire 9800's? (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-20 11:13:25
          Toshiba Satellite M65 9092 by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 12:47:21
            I thought you said your was bigger. by kahuana2007-08-20 12:55:08
              Ah... musta been the angle I was looking at it. by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 13:11:18
                I got to see one of those 9800s IRL. by kahuana2007-08-20 13:26:17
Hilfe, bitte. by Tyop2007-08-20 10:11:33
  Tom Touché by Medentic2007-08-20 15:40:29
  Wie wäre es mit by scum2007-08-20 13:02:36
  I like the Haiopeis very much. by leonidus2007-08-20 11:55:54
  benutzerfreundlich, klar! by OsteSpiser2007-08-20 10:19:20
    Vielen Dank, andere Vorschläge? (n/t) by Tyop2007-08-20 10:25:03
W:ET anyone? by thejugglingking2007-08-20 10:07:56
  By 'friends', do you mean Targets? by vidi2007-08-20 10:12:11
    friendly fire (n/t) by langly2007-08-20 10:14:52
I'm drawing a blank on this email. by Phoon2007-08-20 10:07:02
  Hmmkay, this is what I'm sending. by Phoon2007-08-20 12:33:48
    NEVER by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 12:52:06
      *stabs Dire_Lobo* by Phoon2007-08-20 12:55:16
        Good luck! (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-20 14:05:46
    Good luck! by Stuka2007-08-20 12:48:01
  Apply. Find a "student" copy of ARCView by wwill2007-08-20 12:19:28
  And to think, I was so sure of myself this morning by Phoon2007-08-20 11:35:22
    Delete the two questions entirely by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-20 11:55:04
      Keep in mind, this isn't the application itself. by Phoon2007-08-20 11:57:55
        yes you should apply by emlaabs2007-08-20 12:09:38
        If they offer you an interview, that'll answer you by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-20 12:06:54
          How's this? by Phoon2007-08-20 12:16:24
            Excellent by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-20 12:20:37
  Emphasize how quickly you can pick up new by vdp2007-08-20 11:15:36
  GIS has its own knowledge set by TrogL2007-08-20 10:42:27
    They're using ESRI products. by Phoon2007-08-20 10:50:09
My first full day back from being sick by classic_jon2007-08-20 10:06:46
So was doing my training at my new job, by skippy-ish_guy2007-08-20 10:02:00
Today is Monday by SnArL2007-08-20 09:50:39
  *dangles catnip mouse onna stick near you* by esbita2007-08-20 10:48:41
    Yeah...catnip doesn't affect me by SnArL2007-08-20 11:11:33
      Meant as something to bat around by esbita2007-08-20 11:16:04
        mmmm ... nice 'bita cleavage ... (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-20 11:29:47
        Yeah, women tend to get annoyed when you bat their by SnArL2007-08-20 11:22:54
          *wonders where the pics of esbita in a corset are* (n/t) by emlaabs2007-08-20 11:24:53
  Well, by dodrian2007-08-20 09:55:18
Endeavour coming back sans repairs. by theanomaly2007-08-20 09:45:34
We switched Cartamusica's... by cartamusica2007-08-20 09:39:57
  Nope :) (n/t) by justncase2007-08-20 10:30:08
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-08-20 10:27:55
  False Alarm by toysbfun2007-08-20 11:52:09
    the firefox myths page they link to is funny. by AndyA2007-08-20 12:14:51
      The guy's defense is funny too. by toysbfun2007-08-20 12:23:43
        the acid test by Nightwind2007-08-20 12:55:26
          To be fair they don't claim that IE is perfect. by AndyA2007-08-20 14:12:23
            Which it is. (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-20 16:17:31
    Hehehe. They are really saying something like this by Peace_man2007-08-20 12:05:26
    My thoughts on that by SnArL2007-08-20 12:03:34
  Mod'd: Link to a hacked page. Better safe by Tyop2007-08-20 10:29:30
  MODS. that could be to anything.. by jeff_uk2007-08-20 09:31:06
    IIRC, it was a blog by imrambi2007-08-20 09:33:03
      It's back up and looks harmless. (n/t) by TheCatMan2007-08-20 09:34:06
        No, that's the hacked content. by Didactylos2007-08-20 10:24:13
          I'm not sad by hobbs2007-08-20 11:28:29
          BWHAHAHAHAHA! by SnArL2007-08-20 10:43:50
Windows Updates caused Skype outage by merlin2007-08-20 09:27:43
  That's what they say by IByte2007-08-20 09:44:42
You: Moron by veran2007-08-20 09:26:37
  Bah! a true geek would build his own by hieraco2007-08-20 10:34:54
    Y'know. Just the other week I was pondering w/ the by kahuana2007-08-20 10:45:32
      Built one in High school...couldn't get the by classic_jon2007-08-20 10:54:12
        I made myself one of those by veran2007-08-20 10:55:19
          My brother made a full on counterweighted by classic_jon2007-08-20 11:10:10
            Yeah, but only if you run REALLY fast! (n/t) by SnArL2007-08-20 11:15:27
  It was an empty case. by VivianC2007-08-20 10:25:24
    This reporter is all kinds of stupid. by VivianC2007-08-20 10:33:01
      I have some by lheggland2007-08-20 11:14:02
        Try when the HOTROC by classic_jon2007-08-20 11:20:08
          Hehe, I had that happen to me once. by lheggland2007-08-20 11:36:05
            Considering their Launch area is not too far by classic_jon2007-08-20 11:40:33
      Might be smart & angling for a gig w/ DHS ;-) by kahuana2007-08-20 10:43:52
        They found Saddam's WDMD's! (n/t) by veran2007-08-20 10:52:56
          Leave it to the media by VivianC2007-08-20 12:08:28
  I am saddened that someone turned in a beautiful by NDwight2007-08-20 09:56:54
    I'm more upset about the 1903 Pocket Model by DesertRat662007-08-20 11:34:22
    I know, by lheggland2007-08-20 11:11:04
      That would require thought and you know by classic_jon2007-08-20 11:13:03
    In order for it to be sold, does there have to be by Peace_man2007-08-20 10:19:20
      Depends on the Jurisdiction by DesertRat662007-08-20 11:39:53
        Why do you have to check with the Navy cops? by SnArL2007-08-20 12:29:28
        This apparently is in Florida. by Peace_man2007-08-20 12:12:53
          There in no proof of ownership required by lheggland2007-08-20 12:21:05
      Nope. Sell it to a moron, let him get caught with by veran2007-08-20 10:50:36
        I meant legally. by Peace_man2007-08-20 10:52:50
          Point in fact: by VivianC2007-08-20 12:04:23
            I don't think we are talking about by Peace_man2007-08-20 12:09:29
              Whoops. You're right. by VivianC2007-08-20 12:17:10
                How many do you want? by DesertRat662007-08-20 12:59:08
          Can't hardly walk across the street legally by veran2007-08-20 10:54:09
  Is it worth the jail time if you were to by AndyA2007-08-20 09:40:40
    He didn't get caught walzing around with it by veran2007-08-20 10:48:41
      Maybe he didn't want to take the risk. by AndyA2007-08-20 12:41:47
  only worth more if... by Menetlaus2007-08-20 09:39:39
  Hmmm... by thread_killer2007-08-20 09:36:34
    BGM-71A-3 or BTM-71A-3 by Havoc2007-08-20 09:59:38
      I thought as much by thread_killer2007-08-20 11:33:25
        I have seen the blue be training rounds before by Havoc2007-08-20 13:30:17
          If that was anything but an empty tube by lheggland2007-08-20 13:37:08
            From the pic, it MAY be a full tube by Havoc2007-08-20 14:21:02
              Nope, by lheggland2007-08-20 14:44:10
      I like how they call it a "launcher" too... by classic_jon2007-08-20 10:21:08
        Kinda like... by VivianC2007-08-20 10:27:23
          casings are assault weapons? by veran2007-08-20 10:49:39
          *hands VivianC an envelope and calls it a by classic_jon2007-08-20 10:38:12
Glamourous Camping by Illiad2007-08-20 09:10:52
  I don't see a problem with it. by Nath32007-08-20 16:51:58
    *Facepalm* by DesertRat662007-08-20 17:21:08
      Sure there are. But... by Nath32007-08-20 17:26:12
        Its not so much about the camping by deeble2007-08-20 18:50:32
  This raises an interesting question: by Illiad2007-08-20 14:04:03
    No, not sinful by DesertRat662007-08-20 17:24:17
    I think it is the disconnect between our by Peace_man2007-08-20 15:05:25
    Initially, I blame television. by andyz2007-08-20 14:22:36
    It's not "sinful," as far as I'm concerned by wwill2007-08-20 14:17:41
  The "Money/Sense" ratio is way outta whack by wwill2007-08-20 12:41:10
  I would love to teach them Wilderness Survival :-) by carthax2007-08-20 11:06:35
  that's just sad... by Freakazoid2007-08-20 10:20:46
    We never roughed it... by Phoon2007-08-20 10:23:51
      well, we usually brought along a portable stove by Freakazoid2007-08-20 10:28:19
  "Camp" by kahuana2007-08-20 10:04:14
  Heck... an old Army blanket by cartamusica2007-08-20 09:57:18
  *facepalm* by SnArL2007-08-20 09:31:18
    I feel sorry for those kids. by lheggland2007-08-20 09:35:10
      I don't. by JPaganel2007-08-20 13:17:46
      They'll wish they had been camping for real by SnArL2007-08-20 09:41:11
        Heck with the butler making dinner by esbita2007-08-20 11:46:59
          "Donner, party of four." by SnArL2007-08-20 12:47:59
          No, he'd be the one to hold the straws by Menetlaus2007-08-20 12:31:00
  For what they're paying by thread_killer2007-08-20 09:25:58
    as long as you charge them for it, by subbywan2007-08-20 09:30:30
  Feh.. by Corvus_One2007-08-20 09:20:54
  Ooooookay, by lheggland2007-08-20 09:19:03
    I thought RV camping was luxury. by spud312007-08-20 09:33:06
    I was just thing that people give me a hard time by techi8702007-08-20 09:24:51
      I am an old school camper, by lheggland2007-08-20 09:28:56
        Somehow that doesn't work with a wife and 6 year by techi8702007-08-20 09:41:45
          Says the man who is married to a woman who... by TechisSO2007-08-20 12:06:01
          I don't know about that, by lheggland2007-08-20 09:57:24
    indeed. by subbywan2007-08-20 09:20:53
      They're handy for cell phones. :P by esbita2007-08-20 11:45:43
  That's just -- odd. by Peace_man2007-08-20 09:15:12
  That's just wrong on so many levels by subbywan2007-08-20 09:13:21
Hey everyone! by Fnord_Hero2007-08-20 08:48:05
  Build a bridge out of her! (n/t) by rorajoey2007-08-20 11:24:59
  Hail! by y2kdragon2007-08-20 10:20:15
  Wussie! by hieraco2007-08-20 10:10:44
Twice in two days I got a BSOD. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 08:11:14
  Well, you know what to do then ... by Klaranth2007-08-20 10:15:16
  "As the old man buried the remains of his 'Major.. by audiogeek20002007-08-20 08:20:03
    That's my wife's all-time favourite movie. (n/t) by wwill2007-08-20 12:43:04
WCG: Discovering Dengue Drugs – Together launches. by Didactylos2007-08-20 07:50:03
ATTN: Myke by AlanTwo2007-08-20 07:39:35
ATTN: Hadji: by RetiQlum22007-08-20 07:16:00
  What am I? Chopped liver? by VivianC2007-08-20 07:49:02
    Dagnabbit! by SnArL2007-08-20 08:17:48
      There is no such thing as too much dice. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 08:24:25
        I'm still looking for one particular die. by Phoon2007-08-20 08:58:24
          Have you tried Chessex? by Sterling_Ag2007-08-20 09:06:19
    Sorry, I didn't realize that you went too. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 08:09:33
      A cookie? Oh suuuure.. by Corvus_One2007-08-20 09:04:10
Firends please take note: I no longer provide help by voxwoman2007-08-20 06:54:28
  Don't ever buy a pickup truck. by Illiad2007-08-20 11:44:55
    The number of people I will help move by wwill2007-08-20 13:22:00
    We have a cargo van. I know the feeling by voxwoman2007-08-20 12:16:28
    "Sorry - my insurance policy doesn't cover that." (n/t) by Nashville2007-08-20 11:50:53
  Moving my apt to my house by Havoc2007-08-20 10:14:37
    I own something on the order of that many books by voxwoman2007-08-20 10:38:49
  Moving was easy for me... by Fnord_Hero2007-08-20 08:47:25
  Helping people is one thing... by perlcat452007-08-20 08:34:47
  Friends help you move but REAL FRIENDS... by VivianC2007-08-20 07:43:29
  I promise to hide the pr0n if I ask you for help. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 07:17:30
    NotFridayNotFridayNotFridayNotFriday... by AlanTwo2007-08-20 08:50:33
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW.... by audiogeek20002007-08-20 07:38:32
      The bleach might be better employed elsewhere. (n/ (n/t) by Nashville2007-08-20 11:46:41
      Funny. I thought something different when he said by VivianC2007-08-20 07:45:11
        if the toy collection is half the gun collection, (n/t) by Nightwind2007-08-20 08:36:45
        No comment. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-20 07:46:17
      *falls off chair* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-08-20 07:39:27
  If they let you touch anything sensitive by Havoc2007-08-20 07:01:17
    That's what I do. by voxwoman2007-08-20 07:54:15
      Not even my fiance could touch by jaqie2007-08-20 08:47:44
  That's exactly why I would help people move!! by jeff_uk2007-08-20 07:00:38
  their pr0n collection by tesla_koil2007-08-20 06:57:56
    For them, mostly. by voxwoman2007-08-20 07:52:59
      When you saw them, you shoulda said: by Havoc2007-08-20 08:15:43
        I actually do have cartoons more explicit than by voxwoman2007-08-20 10:29:12
          Three words... "Cream Lemon Hentai" x.X by classic_jon2007-08-20 10:41:12
        Hehehehehehehe! by SnArL2007-08-20 08:21:04
          I was going to suggest by splat_ed2007-08-20 08:24:07
            Bad Porn by Havoc2007-08-20 10:11:44
              Is it worse than Playmate of the Apes? by voxwoman2007-08-20 10:35:51
      ah vanilla! (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-08-20 08:13:01
      See, that's why I keep MY pr0n in cardboard boxes by SnArL2007-08-20 08:05:05
  *Buys Voxwoman a T-shirt* by hieraco2007-08-20 06:56:35
    hahahahahaha! by voxwoman2007-08-20 07:50:58
  s/Firends/Friends/ (n/t) by voxwoman2007-08-20 06:55:04
Need Kitty homing vibes please. :( by Sieldan2007-08-20 06:35:16
  {{{Sieldan & P.Buttercup & SweetPea}}} (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2007-08-20 13:16:09
  {{Sieldan and P. Buttercup)) by Silverfire2007-08-20 08:56:21
  {{{P.Buttercup}}} by RetiQlum22007-08-20 07:27:31
  {{Shieldan}} Don't worry though.. by EnzoMatrix2007-08-20 06:47:42
  Knuckle's has Emailed the mother ship by hieraco2007-08-20 06:45:55
  Such a cute baby by purplepineapple2007-08-20 06:41:45
But I like Jack Chick comics. by hieraco2007-08-20 06:30:01
  *casts Mind Bondage on hieraco* by RetiQlum22007-08-20 08:21:13
  *holds bible within 3 heet of hieraco* by hyzenthlay2007-08-20 06:57:47
    Dude, why is your Bible smoking? (n/t) by Havoc2007-08-20 07:06:05
    I'mmmmmm MMMmmmmeeelllttttiiiinnnngggg!!! (n/t) by hieraco2007-08-20 07:03:32
      Oh dear - you were suppossed to convert :( by hyzenthlay2007-08-20 07:39:56
ATTN: Illiad, question about direct linking to a by buzzin2007-08-20 06:18:08
Puzzled - What am I doing wrong?? by chrisbee2007-08-20 06:09:47
  Try deleting the .msf files. by Qcumber-some2007-08-20 06:38:14
    Thanks Qcumber-some by chrisbee2007-08-20 07:04:19
Scrabble question... by purplepineapple2007-08-20 05:48:20
  ARGH! by purplepineapple2007-08-20 06:17:17
  There should be 9 I's by maximumbob2007-08-20 05:52:19
    Cheers by purplepineapple2007-08-20 05:56:03
      There another risk, too... by purplepineapple2007-08-20 06:10:46
        Care to tell us the letters you DO have? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-08-20 07:47:01
          a v g a n r s (n/t) by Havoc2007-08-20 08:13:11
            So, with that I, will it be RAVINGS or by Klaranth2007-08-20 09:21:35
              Or viagra and have an N left over... (n/t) by Havoc2007-08-20 13:27:35
      "Um, do you have an 'I'?" by Havoc2007-08-20 05:59:20
        Go fish! by hieraco2007-08-20 06:27:41
        Yes yes by purplepineapple2007-08-20 06:08:26
      "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" by EnzoMatrix2007-08-20 05:58:27
Scare... Am going to install Kubuntu right now. by Bertram2007-08-20 05:42:40
  Don't worry by Orky2007-08-20 06:07:03
    I've had bazillions of trouble with grub and lilo by maximumbob2007-08-20 06:49:37
      GRUB is a bad idea. by Medievalist2007-08-20 07:12:29
        Wow by Orky2007-08-21 07:04:33
        Well, lets be fair by CrunchyFerrett2007-08-20 07:22:02
          Oh, GRUB went smoothly. by Bertram2007-08-20 08:17:21
            Just type "sudo -i" in a terminal by nosefish2007-08-20 08:53:58
              The problem was somewhere else. by Bertram2007-08-20 11:09:31
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-08-20 05:30:04
What can you really "demand" in a letter? by Karl-Henrik2007-08-20 05:27:43
  The Pirate Bay's legal section suggests "no" by toysbfun2007-08-20 12:27:26
  you can sue just about anyone you want by morenna2007-08-20 07:40:23
    groklaw covered the pants guy by robertltux2007-08-20 08:19:50
  No. by krikkert2007-08-20 07:27:17
    but once Sweden is taken over by the Muslims by Havoc2007-08-20 08:03:20
  IANAL, but you can certainly speak to one. by roger G. rapid2007-08-20 06:45:35
    Unless it's a National Security Letter by jayfarm2007-08-20 06:58:38
      Bzzzt. Wrong. by krikkert2007-08-20 07:29:29
        You're right, but I was being sarcastic by jayfarm2007-08-20 08:02:03
      Bzzt! Wrong. by y2kdragon2007-08-20 07:17:54
        Not entirely correct. by jayfarm2007-08-20 08:05:28
  It's a question of what is called nexus by basher202007-08-20 06:18:40
  *snorfle* by Didactylos2007-08-20 05:35:26
    No contracts. by Karl-Henrik2007-08-20 05:41:07
      Keep us posted, the letter itself may be illegal by shminux2007-08-20 08:30:30
      Then it's an empty threat. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 07:12:22
      The BBB handles fraudulent claims by Havoc2007-08-20 05:46:07
        Karl Hendrick is on a different continent! by ideur2007-08-20 06:09:55
          US BBB handles complaints from anywhere by Havoc2007-08-20 06:44:08
  buck up and fly straight, mister by rumpelstitlskin2007-08-20 05:34:15
    Fergit aboot it! Canada has already invaded Sweden by hieraco2007-08-20 06:22:36
      Since when do beavers live in rivers? by RetiQlum22007-08-20 07:06:22
        Build dams in ponds? by Havoc2007-08-20 08:08:18
        Well, *now* they're ponds. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-20 07:30:25
    Well, are you sure you WHANT this place? by Karl-Henrik2007-08-20 05:37:41
      We promis only to invade with "just cause" by Fnord_Hero2007-08-20 08:50:01
      Got oil? Natural gas? ;-) by kahuana2007-08-20 06:17:33
        No, we got all of those. ;-> (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-20 07:11:45
          Nobody wants YOUR natural gas, krikkert. by klar_at_work2007-08-20 07:18:00
            At least it's better than your swamp gas. (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-20 07:30:11
      We want your Bikini Team by rumpelstitlskin2007-08-20 05:52:15
      *marks map* by hactar the uhhh2007-08-20 05:50:19
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-08-20 05:14:35
So, for up to a month, our LAN has been unprotecte by Havoc2007-08-20 05:05:55
  And thus I foresee my project's future by romandas2007-08-20 08:41:39
  Any openings soon? by ideur2007-08-20 05:18:21
    I doubt it. 'Bosses' are immune. by Havoc2007-08-20 05:50:02
      He's not a "boss" if he's part of a union. by kahuana2007-08-20 06:11:17
        I'm a contractor by Havoc2007-08-20 06:46:17
          Let's play by y2kdragon2007-08-20 07:12:51
            But isn't that why people hire contractors? by Dagna2007-08-20 08:44:27
Nothing says "Cold Caller" like "can i speak to by jeff_uk2007-08-20 04:50:03
  Only ever had one cold call at home by Dagna2007-08-20 08:33:27
  Examples of how to deal with telemarketers... by kibeha2007-08-20 06:02:37
    As luck would have it by CrunchyFerrett2007-08-20 07:30:39
    Genius by y2kdragon2007-08-20 07:07:18
  I had a "survey call" the other day by Jito4632007-08-20 05:56:21
  Telemarketers allways a source of joy :D by Karl-Henrik2007-08-20 05:17:33
    Another "fun with telemarketers" story: by Ascag2007-08-20 06:14:12
      Nice. by Havoc2007-08-20 07:05:31
        Thats a moral dilemma, sure. by Ascag2007-08-20 07:23:08
          There aren't always a lot of other jobs available by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 07:31:38
            I was only following orders only goes so far by ToLazyToThink2007-08-20 07:50:54
              If you took a job as by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 08:04:55
                I guess we have a difference of opinion by ToLazyToThink2007-08-20 08:36:26
                  Actually he's saying point the abuse where it by Sterling_Ag2007-08-20 08:42:51
                    They wouldn't be able to behave like scum by ToLazyToThink2007-08-20 08:45:00
                      There are always people by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 08:49:17
                        Because they chose to make a living by ToLazyToThink2007-08-20 09:00:51
                          Why not? by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 09:08:49
                            Doesn't that go both ways? by ToLazyToThink2007-08-20 09:11:31
                              I'm sure they don't by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 09:14:54
                                But, I'm not christian by ToLazyToThink2007-08-20 09:21:04
                                Just because I might *expect* people by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 09:26:33
                                Well, I'd hope they treat me that way by ToLazyToThink2007-08-20 09:31:45
                                Again, is the behavior by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 09:35:36
                                Both. by JaR2007-08-20 10:33:31
                                I'm not saying by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 10:41:24
                                But, there need to be consequences for by ToLazyToThink2007-08-20 11:14:04
                                Of course there are by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 11:24:13
                      I guess you've never fallen on truly hard times by Sterling_Ag2007-08-20 08:46:41
                        I understand that by ToLazyToThink2007-08-20 08:51:42
                          If they bother you that much by Sterling_Ag2007-08-20 08:55:36
                            I'm on it. by ToLazyToThink2007-08-20 09:03:26
                              At which point you find out the company name by Sterling_Ag2007-08-20 09:15:26
                                My understanding was that by ToLazyToThink2007-08-20 09:23:41
                                If they claim to be a charity by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 09:30:33
                  We do by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 08:39:40
                    True, but... by testy2007-08-20 08:50:25
                      See, that's a different definition of respect by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 09:04:31
        Honest Work by y2kdragon2007-08-20 07:10:45
          Abuse is by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 07:26:36
          And for some people by Sterling_Ag2007-08-20 07:14:42
            So? They don't have to cold call by Menetlaus2007-08-20 08:22:00
              There are such things by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 08:29:29
                But I'm not giving a free pass to the >95% by Menetlaus2007-08-20 08:55:42
                  The problem with "not giving a free pass" by MatthewDBA2007-08-20 09:07:01
                    That number was a pure guess by Menetlaus2007-08-20 15:51:38
                  Ask them which company they represent by Sterling_Ag2007-08-20 09:00:53
                    They are telemarketers... by Menetlaus2007-08-20 09:14:14
                      Not sure where you live. by Sterling_Ag2007-08-20 09:17:01
      Hehehe. Then the telemarketeer exclaiming: by EnzoMatrix2007-08-20 06:51:53
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-08-20 04:00:04
  Boomies? (n/t) by imperito2007-08-20 20:06:47
  Not an FPS person by y2kdragon2007-08-20 04:17:37
As of 10 mins ago, I have 18 years! (n/t) by maximumbob2007-08-20 03:56:41
  Congratulations :) That means I'm 7 years older by martyny2007-08-20 06:50:39
    Well, of course, if that is exactly the case... by roger G. rapid2007-08-20 07:44:53
  Eight teens walk into a bar... by roger G. rapid2007-08-20 05:52:42
  keep the receipt so you can return them later. ;-) by morenna2007-08-20 05:01:10
  That's about what I have left, too. And only the by bobmon2007-08-20 04:22:30
    All of you unconsciously append a "left" to my TLP (n/t) by maximumbob2007-08-20 04:24:13
      Do you really think it was subconcious? by RetiQlum22007-08-20 05:10:02
        No, but I was giving them the benefit. ;) (n/t) by maximumbob2007-08-20 05:48:14
      (sslr) + :p (n/t) by maximumbob2007-08-20 04:24:34
  Parole date by y2kdragon2007-08-20 04:16:33
    They tacked on another three for bad behavior >< ( (n/t) by maximumbob2007-08-20 04:19:02
  Congrats & Happy Birthday, You Old Fart! =)P by shadowsystems2007-08-20 04:12:50
You know you're bored when... by shadowsystems2007-08-20 03:55:31
  Why are they all about the holy grail? by cuboci2007-08-20 11:01:44
    What about by basher202007-08-20 11:07:30
  How about by basher202007-08-20 06:51:06
    one more by basher202007-08-20 06:54:33
      (Laughs, applauds) ENCORE! Encore! =D by shadowsystems2007-08-20 07:16:03
        Encore by basher202007-08-20 08:27:23
  Dunno how you pronounce "shrub" by maximumbob2007-08-20 04:21:24
    Bring us shrubberies! (n/t) by dodrian2007-08-20 04:25:29
      Bring us... a shrub'ry! (n/t) by maximumbob2007-08-20 04:34:28
  bored by y2kdragon2007-08-20 04:16:00
Argh! The pain! by oedlan2007-08-20 03:51:04
  Letting cats onto the bed is a bad idea. by RetiQlum22007-08-20 05:34:21
  Our old kitty... by jdelphiki2007-08-20 05:26:54
  Kittens and toes by y2kdragon2007-08-20 04:15:06
    When my sister-in-law was ill, by Phoon2007-08-20 04:59:06
  My mums cat used to do something similar. by syren2007-08-20 04:11:47
  Ouch by Karl-Henrik2007-08-20 03:58:39
    You know that's why they can get away with evil (n (n/t) by maximumbob2007-08-20 04:02:43
SQL help please... by richlondoner2007-08-20 03:06:53
  Select TOP 10 (n/t) by BorgKing2007-08-20 04:55:46
    Failed.. by richlondoner2007-08-20 05:20:19
      IIRC TOP is MSSQL (n/t) by Didactylos2007-08-20 05:40:32
  LIMIT 0,10 on the end (n/t) by freon2007-08-20 03:54:45
  Limit isn't part of ANSI SQL. by Didactylos2007-08-20 03:15:12
    MySQL by richlondoner2007-08-20 03:18:41
      The syntax is by Didactylos2007-08-20 03:31:02
        Ahhh! by richlondoner2007-08-20 04:54:17
  It does work without the limit? by EnzoMatrix2007-08-20 03:08:57
    That works by richlondoner2007-08-20 03:13:43
      See didactylos' reply, limit goes on the end. (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-08-20 03:47:18
Anyone else used appsense for microsoft licensing? by jeff_uk2007-08-20 02:42:26
  Cinerblock by y2kdragon2007-08-20 03:53:56
    appsense isn't an MS product... by jeff_uk2007-08-20 04:15:22
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-08-20 01:51:40
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by vectorz2007-08-20 01:45:27
  *self-serves BAS* by Pyxidragon2007-08-20 09:18:05
  Good morning! by morenna2007-08-20 05:05:28
    *serves large BAS* by vectorz2007-08-20 05:19:14
      i agree. Not to mention it riles up the firemites. by morenna2007-08-20 07:43:19
      s/{{{morenna}}} by vectorz2007-08-20 05:38:10
  The Return by y2kdragon2007-08-20 03:50:25
    Wah! Haven't seen your nick in a while... by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 08:10:07
    Welcome back! by vectorz2007-08-20 03:59:07
      Before your time? by y2kdragon2007-08-20 04:10:44
        Hm... must be my memory then... by vectorz2007-08-20 04:18:55
          Not Simon by y2kdragon2007-08-20 06:43:58
  Morning :) by syren2007-08-20 03:11:44
    As well, as well. by roger G. rapid2007-08-20 03:34:45
      *munches her toast and keeps her grump to herself* by syren2007-08-20 04:09:04
        *takes grump by the neck* by roger G. rapid2007-08-20 04:24:00
        Monday not so bad... by y2kdragon2007-08-20 04:13:13
      *refills Tea* by vectorz2007-08-20 04:01:28
        I so wish I could do that! by syren2007-08-20 04:07:33
  Morning all... *looks around* by roger G. rapid2007-08-20 03:05:35
    Afternoon by vectorz2007-08-20 03:55:06
      Even--err... by roger G. rapid2007-08-20 04:11:28
        Ouch, thats hard *refills splash* by vectorz2007-08-20 04:24:04
          Yep. *hopes for smoothness* by roger G. rapid2007-08-20 04:36:12
            Very good stuff... by vectorz2007-08-20 05:05:05
              *looks around for my Captain Morgan's...* (n/t) by Havoc2007-08-20 07:10:08
              Shhhh...! *slurp* *tipsy giggle* (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-08-20 05:37:02
  How cruel by afterburner2007-08-20 02:30:14
    Early meetings are the ebil! by vectorz2007-08-20 02:41:22
      Especially on Mondays! by afterburner2007-08-20 02:42:19
  Good morning by Dagna2007-08-20 01:56:41
    *serves large BAS and thinking cookies* by vectorz2007-08-20 02:03:03
      *sips* by Dagna2007-08-20 02:05:39
Repost: Munich UFie Meet (and little rant) by c3po2007-08-20 01:15:43
  I can't make it then, though I'd love to meet. by romandas2007-08-20 08:43:15
  Sorry, won't work for me. by vectorz2007-08-20 04:16:27
  Not exactly a day trip by y2kdragon2007-08-20 03:55:49
  I'm sorry. by leonidus2007-08-20 01:23:13
  That would be fine with me. by aix tom2007-08-20 01:20:41
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-08-20 01:00:02
Is there any device which DOESNT have port 80 open by jeff_uk2007-08-20 00:43:27
  Perform a 'GET' on all these hosts by Cokish2007-08-20 01:05:58
    I managed to get a better signature... by jeff_uk2007-08-20 01:13:11
Wouldnt a NAG strip work better on the main page? by klar_at_work2007-08-20 00:34:27
  How unique.... by wwill2007-08-20 14:45:37
    It is because the author is a likeable guy. by Klaranth2007-08-20 21:28:47
  It says "Comment on this cartoon" on the front by vectorz2007-08-20 01:01:13
    Not necessarily a NAG strip up front, but even by klar_at_work2007-08-20 01:22:31
      I think that would be acceptable on the front page (n/t) by aix tom2007-08-20 01:36:54
  NAG strip on the first thing people see would by lab rat2007-08-20 00:52:47
    Agreed. by jaqie2007-08-20 00:54:04
      So which one: the daily static or the comment by lab rat2007-08-20 01:06:30
        I meant on the front page (daily static) sorry (n/t) by jaqie2007-08-20 01:15:07
          O.K. NAG on the static would be bad Mmmkay? (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-20 01:19:28
            Did you not read by jaqie2007-08-20 01:21:19
              I did read and I think it should only appear on by lab rat2007-08-20 01:23:31
  I actually agree. (n/t) by jaqie2007-08-20 00:47:22
    <grin> by klar_at_work2007-08-20 00:52:33
      I actually normally by jaqie2007-08-20 00:58:58
  Maybe because anyone not knowing this site .... by aix tom2007-08-20 00:41:22
  It is actually the forum which drains the most by Cokish2007-08-20 00:39:40
    Yes, but the targeting group of people that by klar_at_work2007-08-20 00:44:29
      I think that will scare them away by Cokish2007-08-20 01:02:15
ATTN Arachnid : Did it work? :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-08-20 00:26:41
  Somewhat. by Arachnid2007-08-20 00:49:04
    Just log out here :) by klar_at_work2007-08-20 00:55:34
      Noooo! by Arachnid2007-08-20 00:58:37
How about we buy up SCO shares, and by klar_at_work2007-08-20 00:26:20
  Check the SEC filings - certain people by Havoc2007-08-20 06:57:13
  Revolution by y2kdragon2007-08-20 04:00:11
  Much safer to pay directly! by ideur2007-08-20 00:59:40
  I wonder how much money it would take to buy all by cuboci2007-08-20 00:27:49
    How many shares ARE there ? by klar_at_work2007-08-20 00:29:36
      Accd to the 10-Q report: by Havoc2007-08-20 06:56:07
      21'437'141 per June 12 by vectorz2007-08-20 00:46:58
        So, if 1000 of us are willing to pay JD by klar_at_work2007-08-20 00:54:14
          But considering that there have only been 3 by Spisefisken2007-08-20 01:21:30
        if only I had 6 million bucks by jaqie2007-08-20 00:52:45
      Limited Liability? (n/t) by NemoHac2007-08-20 00:40:53
        Ok, still ... how many shares? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-08-20 00:45:09
Comment Board Riddleivia by archnerd2007-08-20 00:24:45
  Is it... by DataMax2007-08-20 01:52:43
    golfclap (n/t) by y2kdragon2007-08-20 04:02:03
  Rule #1 doesnt fit well. by jaqie2007-08-20 01:03:10
    Actually, rule #2 doesn't fit well either. by jaqie2007-08-20 01:04:11
  Stupid HTML munging... by archnerd2007-08-20 00:26:59
    Would a limerick be allowed? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-08-20 00:32:01
      Sure. (n/t) by archnerd2007-08-20 00:32:30
Is the LOTD Link Legal? by Snate2007-08-20 00:08:57
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02007-08-20 00:06:13
  Aldous Huxley and C.S. Lewis by archnerd2007-08-20 00:51:00
    ACE Books by Ascag2007-08-20 04:10:15
      13. by Didactylos2007-08-20 07:13:31
2007-08-20T02:34:00 300.0 w00t! (n/t by Phoon2007-08-20 00:06:12
Of course, the fine print reads like coupons... by Phoon2007-08-20 00:04:39
  "No Cash value" by ideur2007-08-20 00:07:20
*SIGH* There it is.... (n/t) by DerSarek2007-08-20 00:01:17
  yeah - two of the time sources went nuts. by Myke2007-08-20 00:18:40
    hrm, there's something weird going on... by Myke2007-08-20 00:22:01
      Are you and I the only ones having trouble by jaqie2007-08-20 00:50:11
        I've seen errors on our server regarding NTP by Stuka2007-08-20 12:55:29
        I use netdate ... by aix tom2007-08-20 01:00:57
Translations by Nea2007-08-20 00:01:02
  German / Deutsch top post (n/t) by stirz2007-08-20 00:38:05
    berlinert / Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2007-08-20 02:59:38
    Deutsch by stirz2007-08-20 00:42:45
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-08-20 00:00:03
  Molly yanked a cable. (n/t) by rorajoey2007-08-20 11:40:44
  Maybe teh beans from my bar-b-que yesterday? by todAnthony2007-08-20 07:57:08
  Just a momentary increase in velocity (n/t) by Havoc2007-08-20 07:07:48
  The Internet was by afterburner2007-08-20 06:19:40
  Burrito breakfast by hieraco2007-08-20 06:13:51
  Not the droids you are looking for. (n/t) by abb3w2007-08-20 05:20:21
  Sorry. I had Chili for dinner. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-20 05:08:21
  Lunch by y2kdragon2007-08-20 04:06:18
  Someone unplugged the Force field (n/t) by maximumbob2007-08-20 04:03:42
  Linus Torvalds hired by Tyop2007-08-20 03:21:07
  Just a bad dream. It was all a bad dream. (n/t) by rorajoey2007-08-20 01:12:15
  'Duke Nukem Forever' released... (n/t) by Ascag2007-08-20 00:58:32
    Nah, that would mean the end of the world by wwill2007-08-20 15:00:12
  Me waking up. :P (n/t) by jaqie2007-08-20 00:48:36
    Because of a toothache.... :P (n/t) by kiwifruit2007-08-20 01:51:15
      ...How did you know? (n/t) by jaqie2007-08-20 02:19:29
        =/ cause mine does too.... by kiwifruit2007-08-20 02:30:47
  Too much tzatziki for dinner. by moddermonster2007-08-20 00:34:56
  Skype ... by klar_at_work2007-08-20 00:30:26
  Yet another failed windows xp x64 install by amp_man2007-08-20 00:21:28
    Are you blaming the failed install by jaqie2007-08-20 00:46:09
      mostly the latter by amp_man2007-08-20 01:15:05
        *shrug* IE doesnt bother me by jaqie2007-08-20 01:17:43
          just one more reason to love nlite ;) by amp_man2007-08-20 01:33:44
            I know all about it. by jaqie2007-08-20 02:05:34
  The clock on the UF servers! by ideur2007-08-20 00:05:17
  T'was sgrunt saying it wasn't a question... by Dire_Lobo2007-08-20 00:05:14
  That's no question. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-08-20 00:02:27
  Lightning storm gathering over by EnzoMatrix2007-08-20 00:02:12
    It wasn't me! (n/t) by Electric Storm2007-08-20 01:06:23
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-08-20 00:00:01
  ManInTheMoongotdrunkwithacitizenwhentheguardwasasl by sgrunt2007-08-20 00:00:36
    looks black in Opera n/t by roger G. rapid2007-08-20 07:52:14

 

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