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Cartoon for Aug 12, 2007
Strip for Aug 12, 2007
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  Moderated for test post by Nea2007-11-29 08:54:52
i'm at the beach tonight. It is nice'n'dark by lab rat2007-08-12 23:01:09
  No handsome marine at hand? by Klaranth2007-08-12 23:14:17
    No, but we did spend the day together. by lab rat2007-08-12 23:26:57
      Decided not to share the shower with the marine? ( (n/t) by hadji2007-08-12 23:31:07
ATTN: Garrinka by AlanTwo2007-08-12 22:45:06
Set a course for evasive action! (n/t) by hadji2007-08-12 22:37:33
  *sets course for adventure* by rorajoey2007-08-12 23:36:15
Ahh, bugger. by MrTrick2007-08-12 22:02:07
  Know the feeling by Karl-Henrik2007-08-12 23:13:54
    Can't say. :-P by MrTrick2007-08-12 23:45:58
      Maybe it will be ready for x-mas? ;) by Karl-Henrik2007-08-13 00:10:21
...Aaand it's bedtime. by themadkansan2007-08-12 21:17:23
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-08-12 21:00:07
  I just lost a job opportunity with the military. by hadji2007-08-12 22:10:44
    I wonder if the container was by sgrunt2007-08-12 22:42:39
    Hey, at least you tri'd. (n/t) by MrTrick2007-08-12 22:20:40
So, how was your day? by DrDeisel2007-08-12 19:55:24
  lmao at Roast of Flava Flav.... =D (n/t) by kiwifruit2007-08-12 21:08:51
  Took 134 photographs, by notdeadyet2007-08-12 21:01:28
    kitteh! bbq! by rorajoey2007-08-12 21:42:03
  More fun than mine by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 21:00:26
    Trivia questions? For what purpose? (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-08-12 21:04:28
      High school academic competition. by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 21:08:06
        What subjects - surely the UFies could help. by DrDeisel2007-08-12 21:12:19
          I'm mostly looking for by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 21:33:12
            There are pop culture ideas that don't fit by rorajoey2007-08-12 21:41:19
  ok, we have to schedule a UF meet at your place :) by shminux2007-08-12 20:48:56
  Mmmm... crab... by LthrOttr2007-08-12 20:33:54
    Trade you for some ribs - I love seafood. by DrDeisel2007-08-12 20:46:31
      I'd be tempted to just give leftovers.. by LthrOttr2007-08-12 20:49:23
  I slept most of the day after a sleepless night. by rorajoey2007-08-12 20:29:31
    I *have* to ask...what's "Papillon dancing"? by josie_beller2007-08-12 20:51:00
      Not sure un this context, but "papillon" is French by DrDeisel2007-08-12 20:59:09
        Yup, knew that. Papillon breed is named for their by josie_beller2007-08-12 21:02:07
          In this case, Papillon is the name of a dancer. by rorajoey2007-08-12 21:37:06
            Thank you! (n/t) by josie_beller2007-08-12 22:11:42
    Dinner sounds really good - did you invent by DrDeisel2007-08-12 20:44:45
      Yep. :) (n/t) by rorajoey2007-08-12 21:35:18
  mmmm sounds so good. by jaqie2007-08-12 20:04:13
  I snuck into your house and yoinked some f00dz. by hadji2007-08-12 20:00:33
    S'okay - there's lots! (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-08-12 20:48:09
An interesting job, I'd have to relocate, by hieraco2007-08-12 19:44:00
  Times out here...me must have brokie route... (n/t by kiwifruit2007-08-12 21:10:12
  Blue uniform? Would that include by hadji2007-08-12 19:50:30
Anybody got good Google-foo tonight? by oot2007-08-12 19:35:24
  google this? by jaqie2007-08-12 19:50:00
    Thank you! (n/t) by oot2007-08-13 03:48:35
Link for Desktop Tower Defense? by thejugglingking2007-08-12 19:25:57
  Oh, nevermind by thejugglingking2007-08-12 19:29:32
    Have you tride that new Vector TD that was an by DrDeisel2007-08-12 19:53:11
      Tride? I mean "tried" (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-08-12 19:57:10
Someone send me a link to a by raptillicus2007-08-12 19:05:33
  telnet nethack.alt.org (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-12 21:12:01
  http://www.addictinggames.com/gridlock.html by oot2007-08-12 19:36:52
    OK beat that... now what? (n/t) by raptillicus2007-08-12 19:44:11
      Text adventure? by oot2007-08-12 20:30:37
        If you like the first, by sgrunt2007-08-12 20:34:07
          I love it! [spoilers] by oot2007-08-12 20:50:42
            Another thing to try: by rorajoey2007-08-12 22:54:46
              More amusements (SPOILERS) by rorajoey2007-08-12 23:10:11
                bwahahahahahahahaha! by rorajoey2007-08-12 23:20:30
            disarm pants... hahahahahahahaha (n/t) by raptillicus2007-08-12 21:20:56
              Then try disleg pants.... (n/t) by josie_beller2007-08-12 22:27:18
  http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ (n/t) by nix2007-08-12 19:19:48
  http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/ (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-12 19:08:03
Yay, i'm more or less moved :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2007-08-12 17:37:01
  Congrats! Want to help me? (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 18:06:40
  Congratulations! (n/t) by oot2007-08-12 17:37:39
SOT-Help-Me-Get-Her-Out-Of-My-Head-M by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 16:19:32
  SOT--M by Phoon2007-08-12 22:53:15
  join the club hon :) I've got jackets :) by Garrinka2007-08-12 19:31:13
    Where do I sign up? by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 20:03:26
      your wlcm hon *hugs* by Garrinka2007-08-12 20:20:00
        Feel free to email - addy is in diary. by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 21:01:30
          Will do and glad to be a help :) by Garrinka2007-08-12 21:15:49
            Totally understand by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 21:35:34
        Know how it feels by private parts2007-08-12 20:34:27
          I'm stuck in Hades. by Phoon2007-08-12 21:13:18
          How's that work by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 21:07:03
  Once in a while you get shown the light by oot2007-08-12 17:36:47
    I'm still waiting to see it. by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 18:34:19
      I'm right there with you... by raptillicus2007-08-12 19:04:00
        She and I never lived together by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 21:05:50
          She and I never lived together either by raptillicus2007-08-12 21:20:13
            *nods* by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 21:37:31
          get a cat :) or a dog if you prefer :) by Garrinka2007-08-12 21:20:11
            My new roommate by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 21:38:50
            Get back to work! (n/t) by raptillicus2007-08-12 21:25:32
              its called a study break you newbbait ;) by Garrinka2007-08-12 21:26:57
            I'm stuck living with my dad. by Phoon2007-08-12 21:23:02
        *sigh*. by Phoon2007-08-12 20:09:31
      I'd say "there are plenty of fish in the sea", by Phoon2007-08-12 18:40:01
        On second thought by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 18:45:21
          I hear you there. by AlanTwo2007-08-12 22:43:23
        Thank you. by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 18:44:20
40 GB hdd with 75 MB free space by carthax2007-08-12 15:46:15
  38.5 gb (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-12 19:18:27
  13Gb by Freakazoid2007-08-12 19:03:15
    FREAK by Snate2007-08-12 19:20:38
  18 Gb (n/t) by oot2007-08-12 18:59:52
  42GB. by jiteo2007-08-12 18:45:11
  You forgot to include by binkley2007-08-12 17:04:49
  ~35 GB by imrambi2007-08-12 16:58:58
    Mislocated reply by binkley2007-08-12 17:08:53
  15GB. (n/t) by rook_mtl2007-08-12 16:36:44
  ~10GiB. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-08-12 16:17:58
  39547 MB (n/t) by SaylorA2007-08-12 16:17:09
  23Gb (n/t) by binkley2007-08-12 15:58:53
  I once cleaned an 80 GB HDD of >40GB of by kahuana2007-08-12 15:53:12
    Oh, and I'm not making a guess. by kahuana2007-08-12 16:07:27
  13937648030 bytes (n/t) by maximumbob2007-08-12 15:52:20
Hmmm by UGuardian2007-08-12 15:42:49
  I freed up close to 28Gb on my laptop by hieraco2007-08-12 19:15:12
Just been out watching Perseids. by JimK2007-08-12 15:11:04
  so much light here by Nightwind2007-08-12 22:25:38
  Darnit! Too much cloud cover. by retiqlum22007-08-12 20:37:23
    one vs musikfest, hard choise by Nightwind2007-08-12 22:35:44
  Light pollution here... by esbita2007-08-12 19:20:20
  Will be going out later to watch them (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-08-12 19:12:31
    *razzenfrazzenmumblegrumble* by AlanTwo2007-08-12 22:46:40
  thunderstorm overhead, can't see them :( (n/t) by Freakazoid2007-08-12 16:28:32
  Last night I saw 6 in 45 minutes by SaylorA2007-08-12 16:20:05
    Tonight is the big night for them. by retiqlum22007-08-12 18:10:20
  I just saw a few. by dodrian2007-08-12 15:43:52
I was just wondering. Is Jean Daoust a real name? by kahuana2007-08-12 14:59:24
Bags of ice make good hats by oot2007-08-12 14:36:14
  Brain freeze! :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-12 18:00:05
  What an ice hat! (n/t) by vdp2007-08-12 14:47:03
Heretical thought of the day: by nix2007-08-12 14:25:33
  Why is it just floating there? by raptor_872007-08-12 15:25:47
  To get around the error by oot2007-08-12 14:59:04
    It's an Unreal Tournament thing. by raptor_872007-08-12 15:27:48
    Dragon drop works too, and is easier. :) (n/t) by Scirocco2007-08-12 15:23:57
  I thought 404 was for "not found". by kahuana2007-08-12 14:52:18
    We have to invade that site to free the packets. by kahuana2007-08-12 14:55:17
    Says 403 here (n/t) by oot2007-08-12 14:55:15
      Which is why I am initiating "Operation Enduring by kahuana2007-08-12 14:57:25
  404-forbidden?I think the site forbids deeplinking (n/t) by astro-g2007-08-12 14:36:10
Ok,I need some help here.. by Bonzo2007-08-12 13:32:42
  I am not sure I completely understand by vdp2007-08-12 14:30:57
    yep... by Bonzo2007-08-12 21:16:14
If your going to invite us to your house by Rogue19712007-08-12 12:47:16
  That is sad ... by LilDragon2007-08-12 20:43:10
  Do not feel foolish by micahrw2007-08-12 12:55:32
Note to self: Next time I'm visiting a hotel: by EnzoMatrix2007-08-12 11:25:45
  Sewing kit or dental floss would work by Menetlaus2007-08-12 13:19:06
  the hotels here do that too by astro-g2007-08-12 13:12:08
  Next time stayt at my work by micahrw2007-08-12 12:02:22
It's not about learning to get along with people. by kyrasantae2007-08-12 11:00:25
  very wise ! Some words of wisdom may help by dennismv2007-08-12 21:10:53
    ... by dennismv2007-08-12 21:14:26
      Hmmm indeed the situation is different. by kyrasantae2007-08-13 06:25:57
  Funny, I just said that to a friend of mine... by williamashbless2007-08-12 11:11:00
  {{{kyrasantae}}} (n/t) by jonsku2007-08-12 11:06:19
Another WTF newsflash by Klaranth2007-08-12 10:29:52
  GOOD FOR THEM!!! by domacious2007-08-12 19:41:13
    Ooh, this is good. I love it. by liava2007-08-12 22:44:42
      *stands in ovation* by Phoon2007-08-12 22:58:18
    I prefer: by Phoon2007-08-12 20:04:06
    Lovely. by themadkansan2007-08-12 20:00:34
      maybe they're just new and not a troll *hope* (n/t by subbywan2007-08-12 20:02:36
        *snrk* (n/t) by themadkansan2007-08-12 20:05:19
          Im'a file this one as a drive-by. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-08-12 20:24:59
            "Cut and Paste" by the looks of it. by Merfax2007-08-12 20:39:01
              Don't need 'arguments'... by themadkansan2007-08-12 20:43:47
  While what the church did is obviously immoral... by liava2007-08-12 11:10:21
    2 things by subbywan2007-08-12 11:20:56
      I've never heard of megachurches... by liava2007-08-12 11:23:11
        Something like that ... by subbywan2007-08-12 11:27:54
          Funny you should mention that by liava2007-08-12 11:31:43
            Lakewod Church in Houston by SoylentGreen2007-08-12 12:43:05
              Isn't that Joel Osteen's hangout? by Phoon2007-08-12 17:15:42
                That's the one by Stuka2007-08-12 19:29:29
              did not know that. Thanks! :) (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-12 12:46:38
            yup. by subbywan2007-08-12 11:35:50
              *Some* were built as stadiums. by Phoon2007-08-12 17:18:52
        Megachurches are about as personal and loving by Didactylos2007-08-12 11:26:55
          NEED MORE WORSHIPPERS!!! by themadkansan2007-08-12 11:31:54
            Read Snowcrash by liava2007-08-12 11:32:52
              Don't need to. by themadkansan2007-08-12 11:50:39
                That's stupid by liava2007-08-12 12:00:04
                  Iduno how to link the specific article... by themadkansan2007-08-12 12:11:04
                    Interesting by liava2007-08-12 12:40:55
                      Not quite ... by subbywan2007-08-12 12:46:22
                        I'm not sure I understand you... by liava2007-08-12 12:51:12
                          Because people read into it what they want by subbywan2007-08-12 12:55:53
                            I'm not sure what this has to do with the blog... by liava2007-08-12 13:04:33
                              It was a reply to this: by subbywan2007-08-12 13:10:38
                                Stargate SG1... by EvilOverLady2007-08-12 13:28:05
                                I loves Stargate by private parts2007-08-12 20:36:42
                                Sure there was such a time by subbywan2007-08-12 13:45:07
                                Sure by liava2007-08-12 13:17:57
                                Sure I do by subbywan2007-08-12 13:44:29
                                You can't have it both ways. by liava2007-08-12 13:57:52
                                Maybe those "holy" texts were WRITTEN by BULLIES? by rhl20002007-08-12 20:08:34
                                Sure you can. it depends what you want from it. by subbywan2007-08-12 18:59:54
Whats the most ammount of money you have by joecrouse2007-08-12 10:03:51
  other than small change? none by Freakazoid2007-08-12 18:59:07
  $11 by Saru2007-08-12 18:37:47
  All the enrolment money for by deeble2007-08-12 18:10:21
  $2500 CAD. Someone cloned my Visa card by rook_mtl2007-08-12 13:14:52
    The bank made you pay for it? by vdp2007-08-12 14:52:20
      Wasn't liable for any of it, they killed the card by rook_mtl2007-08-12 16:44:44
        Which bank? by Phoon2007-08-12 17:35:30
  100 Euro at an ATM. by Qcumber-some2007-08-12 12:47:40
  about $300... first pay check by Woodburn2007-08-12 11:07:03
  I lost an entire pay envelope once - in cash - by DrDeisel2007-08-12 10:48:07
  Does Accumulative alimony payments count? by hieraco2007-08-12 10:19:22
  A twenty dollar bill... by ooys2007-08-12 10:15:28
  ¤0, I think. by Michiel2007-08-12 10:13:23
    I had it when I went to work. by joecrouse2007-08-12 10:17:25
      Expencive soda! (n/t) by Bonzo2007-08-12 13:44:02
  money as in coin or value of items? by jaqie2007-08-12 10:11:54
  Dropped a 20 once... by Didactylos2007-08-12 10:11:10
  A dime. by kahuana2007-08-12 10:06:24
Me sad. by abaron2007-08-12 09:24:11
  A suggestion! \o, by hieraco2007-08-12 09:34:22
    Yeah... off camera it won't zoom... by abaron2007-08-12 09:38:09
      At least I still have my 18-55mm (n/t) by abaron2007-08-12 09:52:43
Ruby is almost house broken by joecrouse2007-08-12 09:21:40
  My wife says the same about me (n/t) by micahrw2007-08-12 12:30:28
Gah by MikeCDN2007-08-12 09:06:39
Remote control + dialup = probably not? by oot2007-08-12 09:05:09
  I like LogMeIn.com - but it may not like dial up (n/t) by divinar2007-08-12 13:42:07
  PC Anywhere will do it. by hieraco2007-08-12 09:13:18
    Thanks (n/t) by oot2007-08-12 09:13:53
  VNC should work. by aix tom2007-08-12 09:11:20
    Thank you! :-) (n/t) by oot2007-08-12 09:13:16
  realVNC or equiv by jaqie2007-08-12 09:09:32
    Thanks! (n/t) by oot2007-08-12 09:13:33
So I 'think' i had my first strata problem by MikeCDN2007-08-12 08:51:47
  Dont worry about it. by Klaranth2007-08-12 09:47:54
    Well we just realized... by MikeCDN2007-08-12 10:20:48
  So who the heck was the mouthpiece? by hieraco2007-08-12 09:11:46
    Not a clue by MikeCDN2007-08-12 09:22:25
Quote: by UGuardian2007-08-12 07:58:46
  My favorite quote from that movie: by carthax2007-08-12 13:10:45
    Is that a quote or a soliloquy? :-x (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 15:13:30
      Presidential speech -- what do you expect? :-P (n/t) by bwkaz2007-08-12 19:10:17
  Can we smoke our Victory Dance now? (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 08:05:05
Saving IMAP messages in Thunderbird? by oot2007-08-12 07:52:20
  You can use message filters to *copy* a message to by sazzer2007-08-12 14:36:16
  Take a copy of the local mail cache by keffa2007-08-12 09:10:26
  not much you can do by MikeCDN2007-08-12 08:17:56
    Thank you! :-) by oot2007-08-12 08:55:12
      Who knows by MikeCDN2007-08-12 08:58:28
        Say what? by Arachnid2007-08-12 14:58:34
          Thats what i meant. by MikeCDN2007-08-12 17:30:53
  ... Switch to POP3 :( by Myke2007-08-12 07:53:34
    Thanks (n/t) by oot2007-08-12 08:55:25
cnn.com by ouvrebyte2007-08-12 07:42:53
  USGS has it by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 07:53:22
must be paraglider mating season... by KeineAhnung2007-08-12 07:17:46
  Why do they call it by micahrw2007-08-12 08:49:20
    Hehehe, by Frogboy2007-08-12 18:43:40
    uhm by jaqie2007-08-12 09:18:43
Optimizing C++ code by really-joel2007-08-12 07:07:18
  std::remove_if? by Stuka2007-08-12 08:16:04
  *stares* by Didactylos2007-08-12 08:06:03
    Swapping two lists runs in constant time by Michiel2007-08-12 08:16:47
      Yes, it's by Didactylos2007-08-12 08:19:04
      But why do it? by Stuka2007-08-12 08:18:27
        There could be several reasons. by Michiel2007-08-12 08:23:27
          erase() is *designed* by Didactylos2007-08-12 08:37:51
            That's why I recommended remove_if by Stuka2007-08-12 08:40:44
              Umm... by Didactylos2007-08-12 08:50:35
                Well, there is a way. by Michiel2007-08-12 08:59:24
                Got me on 3 by Stuka2007-08-12 08:58:42
                  OK, 3's a good call. by Stuka2007-08-12 08:59:18
          Your first point is my multi-thread comment by Stuka2007-08-12 08:29:17
  Performance by Michiel2007-08-12 07:16:30
    Hehe by really-joel2007-08-12 07:55:12
      Correction by Michiel2007-08-12 09:06:04
Back to the hospital we go ... <sigh> by Klaranth2007-08-12 06:30:09
  Update : by Klaranth2007-08-12 09:27:31
  Good thoughts and prayers headed your way. by rook_mtl2007-08-12 07:48:17
  I hope they find out what it is, soon. (n/t) by Tyop2007-08-12 07:33:44
  ouch by KeineAhnung2007-08-12 07:16:20
Monorail cat(s) by ixeian2007-08-12 06:16:15
  Ripped off and stolen from ICHC by hieraco2007-08-12 08:50:03
    At least three of those predate ICHC by ages. (n/t) by hobbs2007-08-12 12:09:16
    Err.. by ixeian2007-08-12 09:22:43
Well I must admit by purplepineapple2007-08-12 05:37:20
  Well, d4. by AlanTwo2007-08-12 07:37:48
  I think I'm going to go try to sleep by purplepineapple2007-08-12 06:33:26
  The dropbears are now the new Government is Aus. ( (n/t) by ideur2007-08-12 05:59:57
    I got drunk... by purplepineapple2007-08-12 06:13:56
    All hail Friend Dropbear. (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-12 06:01:26
  Yes a lot, now tell us your details first by cokish2007-08-12 05:51:35
    Lol by purplepineapple2007-08-12 06:12:50
    Like does he have a car? (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-08-12 05:55:15
    But you don't gotta brag! (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-12 05:54:23
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-08-12 05:30:04
november 13 by elrak2007-08-12 04:23:40
  dialup warning: link is flash video. (n/t) by jaqie2007-08-12 05:11:41
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-08-12 04:00:14
  Something is killing the server this afternoon by ihavebigpiranha2007-08-12 13:44:52
    It seems fine now. by arktus2007-08-12 13:53:21
      yeah by ihavebigpiranha2007-08-12 13:56:57
  Getting bad lag spikes right now. by arktus2007-08-12 13:33:03
My monitor is acting weird by Rogue19712007-08-12 03:53:50
  that's hourglass by jaqie2007-08-12 03:55:08
    No it hasent been unplugged in ages by Rogue19712007-08-12 03:58:06
      the settings are saved in something akin by jaqie2007-08-12 03:59:35
        *nods* by Tyop2007-08-12 04:20:29
A little mental exercise. by jaqie2007-08-12 03:48:38
  I closed my eyes and couldn't read the rest (n/t) by private parts2007-08-12 20:37:49
    Can't follow instructions, can you? (n/t) by jaqie2007-08-12 22:01:35
  How far can their technology go? by Saru2007-08-12 17:57:54
    jeez. by jaqie2007-08-12 19:57:04
  feline by Nightwind2007-08-12 13:33:48
    sounds very pretty :) by jaqie2007-08-12 19:58:17
  *Floats in his buble, and closes his eyes..* by EnzoMatrix2007-08-12 12:28:26
    Telepathy as it is known now by jaqie2007-08-12 20:02:49
      Close enough. by EnzoMatrix2007-08-12 23:48:21
    'speech with mind'? Is that biologically possible? (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-12 12:43:37
      It's certainly impossible without it. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-12 13:08:50
  Hmm, part human, part whatever, eh... by Arman X2007-08-12 11:58:46
  My choice : by Klaranth2007-08-12 09:41:45
    not biologically possible. by jaqie2007-08-12 09:46:19
      more detail: by jaqie2007-08-12 10:07:36
        Quote: I am frankly surprised.... by EnzoMatrix2007-08-12 12:31:53
        Since you seem to enjoy not giving us all the by Klaranth2007-08-12 10:40:48
          You're the only one misinterpreting. by krikkert2007-08-12 11:45:35
          You just like to lawyer your way around things. by themadkansan2007-08-12 10:56:22
  Options not listed - Return to past, Klingon. by divinar2007-08-12 08:39:40
    here are your answers. by jaqie2007-08-12 08:53:25
  human-bug hybrid by Tyop2007-08-12 07:30:09
    *swat* by jaqie2007-08-12 07:42:20
      sorry if by jaqie2007-08-12 10:09:40
        I thought of posting by Tyop2007-08-12 11:24:24
  I can has upgrrdz plz? by OsteSpiser2007-08-12 06:17:29
    I think it's safe to assume that by krikkert2007-08-12 06:22:54
      apes aren't *that* strong. by jaqie2007-08-12 06:25:48
        Dung beetles can. by krikkert2007-08-12 06:27:31
          Furthering the mass/surface area comment by Saru2007-08-12 15:09:09
          mass/surface area by jaqie2007-08-12 06:29:25
    well seeing as how its the future by jaqie2007-08-12 06:22:21
    Biological limits: by veran2007-08-12 06:21:19
      in a world with such advanced genetics by jaqie2007-08-12 06:24:11
        Brain? by veran2007-08-12 08:00:08
          you are not the same cells that you were born as by jaqie2007-08-12 08:18:01
            None the same, this stuff needs to integrate. (n/t) by veran2007-08-12 08:46:13
              how not the same? I thought you were asking about by jaqie2007-08-12 09:03:31
  Difficult. I'd love to be able to fly, but I want by Esteis2007-08-12 05:00:01
    just body and DNA changed, nothing else... by jaqie2007-08-12 05:09:38
      75 %, eh? Give me a prehensile tail, a furred skin by Esteis2007-08-12 05:42:21
        both. by jaqie2007-08-12 05:50:04
          Actually, that's something I didn't think of. Ehh, by Esteis2007-08-12 08:44:57
            I wouldnt mind. by jaqie2007-08-12 09:01:50
              You could brush a monkey, too. by Esteis2007-08-12 09:10:22
                but you had just got finished saying by jaqie2007-08-12 09:15:40
                  Oh, that was a joke. I wouldn't *really* like by Esteis2007-08-12 09:20:49
    I think it's a 25% reduction in by krikkert2007-08-12 05:02:54
I would be very disappointed if I cant get rid of by Klaranth2007-08-12 03:40:13
Beverly Sills set the bar too high by ouvrebyte2007-08-12 03:30:19
  (You ever coming 'round #SPORKS again? ): (n/t) by Myke2007-08-12 07:56:23
I feel so awful by kyrasantae2007-08-12 03:06:32
  "justify it to [your] parents" by KingOfFools2007-08-12 21:11:57
  yes. [theological content] by zeitnot2007-08-12 06:26:52
    I only don't want to *see* a rock band play live by kyrasantae2007-08-12 09:08:58
  I dont see why your parents should know. by MrXavia2007-08-12 03:47:47
    "should" and "do" are very different things. by raptillicus2007-08-12 06:15:08
  Firstly, by jaqie2007-08-12 03:19:33
    Not *listening* to music by kyrasantae2007-08-12 09:08:01
      hmmm... =D by kiwifruit2007-08-12 15:07:21
  Going back to bed now, or I'll never make it by kyrasantae2007-08-12 03:09:11
ATTN Vectorz, SK, Chaotic, by Klaranth2007-08-12 02:48:40
Munich UFie-Meet by c3po2007-08-12 01:58:50
  Well, as much as I'd like to come by ripley82007-08-12 03:46:57
What is a strange yet interesting movie you've see by Electric Storm2007-08-12 01:19:28
  La Cité des enfants perdus by Tyop2007-08-12 01:31:40
    Delicatessen by the same people is much better (n/ (n/t) by arcrider742007-08-12 04:19:48
      'Delicatessen'? My absolute favourite movie! (n/t) by Ascag2007-08-12 06:30:42
  "the cold equasions" by jaqie2007-08-12 01:29:39
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-08-12 01:00:02
ATTN: Nath3 by hadji2007-08-12 00:30:53
  This reminds me of the bodyline/leg theory... by Nath32007-08-12 01:00:47
    A possibly illustrative example by Nath32007-08-12 01:12:38
      Here's another illustrative example. by hadji2007-08-12 01:27:11
        How is HALO for bots? by deeble2007-08-12 17:54:19
          Have you played W:ET on the Ufie server? by Stuka2007-08-12 20:34:20
      So then the question becomes, by hadji2007-08-12 01:19:18
        Right. by Nath32007-08-12 01:24:13
      Doesn't hold water. by jaqie2007-08-12 01:16:43
        Sure. If you can get to a vehicle. by Nath32007-08-12 01:18:43
          duck, jump, bob, and weave. by jaqie2007-08-12 01:20:20
            Sure. by Nath32007-08-12 01:29:30
              Exactly. by hadji2007-08-12 01:32:10
                Ah. I've been in similar situations. by Nath32007-08-12 01:44:33
                  I don't mind better players. by hadji2007-08-12 01:51:22
                    There's more than one kind of skill. by Nath32007-08-12 02:01:36
                      Well, we're not really arguing so much as by hadji2007-08-12 02:32:41
                      There can be different goals for different people. by yaeger2007-08-12 02:19:01
    They're absolutely subjective. by hadji2007-08-12 01:04:56
      Each game has its own set of 'low' tactics. by Phoon2007-08-12 01:14:13
      thread jack! by XndeX2007-08-12 01:08:37
        AVP2 is always a favorite, though I haven't played by hadji2007-08-12 01:13:31
          I'm looking into getting some games by XndeX2007-08-12 01:16:20
  +1 by jaqie2007-08-12 00:54:44
    Yeah, as this is my friend's server, I was using by hadji2007-08-12 01:02:42
IDGI.... a valkyrie? by Tyop2007-08-12 00:06:50
  It ain't over until... by hieraco2007-08-12 08:37:01
  Oh, Bwunhiwda, you'we so wovewy..</elmer_fudd> (n/ (n/t) by rorajoey2007-08-12 02:36:27
    Yes I know it. I can't help it.</Bugs> (n/t) by jdelphiki2007-08-12 10:56:15
  Shouldnt the spear be in the right hand? by Klaranth2007-08-12 01:51:01
    Spear + shield is ornamental. by OsteSpiser2007-08-12 03:07:53
    could be a leftie by jaqie2007-08-12 01:53:44
      The shield should be on the arm NOT with the spear by Klaranth2007-08-12 02:39:01
        In opera, by Didactylos2007-08-12 03:05:24
  IM IN UR UNIX POWNING UR COPYRTS by dww2007-08-12 01:50:13
  But she's not singing yet by dww2007-08-12 01:39:28
    Miranda! (n/t) by Zoxer2007-08-12 02:41:40
      Do you mean 'our' Miranda, or ... by dww2007-08-12 03:08:53
        the second is what I hope for ;-), but by Zoxer2007-08-12 04:06:39
  Its not a Yogi-ism. (Yogi Berra) by joecrouse2007-08-12 00:33:48
  It's an Americanism: by Merfax2007-08-12 00:11:04
    It actually comes from basketball: by Acrisius2007-08-12 00:16:38
      Check it again link here by joecrouse2007-08-12 00:34:53
        There is not enough information... by dion_starfire2007-08-12 11:17:03
      My crap-o-meter went into the red.... by Didactylos2007-08-12 00:30:41
        Lost in time by Merfax2007-08-12 00:54:59
          After some real research, I found it actually by thetree2007-08-12 02:29:47
  It's not over till the fat lady sings? (n/t) by l1nx2007-08-12 00:10:44
  think "fat lady sings" by Freakazoid2007-08-12 00:10:17
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-08-12 00:06:11
  Graphs Updated by geopsychic2007-08-12 11:17:47
  Yay, certificate by ixeian2007-08-12 05:35:55
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2007-08-12 00:01:16
  Ann Hodges by Ascag2007-08-12 07:08:59
it has come at last by XndeX2007-08-12 00:01:07
  Well... by Alcyone2007-08-12 00:04:14
    Two weeks to Burning Man (n/t) by Merfax2007-08-12 00:05:34
      why did I parse that as by XndeX2007-08-12 00:07:04
    hehehe by XndeX2007-08-12 00:05:31
Translations by Nea2007-08-12 00:01:02
  Dutch / Nederlands (n/t) by rikthoff2007-08-13 03:05:18
    by rikthoff by rikthoff2007-08-13 03:07:46
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-08-12 00:00:04
  Goldthwait runner. by kahuana2007-08-12 09:59:03
    I'm thinking Winter Olympics... by rorajoey2007-08-12 15:40:43
      Oooh. Never thought of that. But no. by kahuana2007-08-12 15:49:35
        Way out in left field... by rorajoey2007-08-12 20:01:23
  within it's self is nestled it's self not without by hieraco2007-08-12 08:33:28
    Is it a Russian doll? (n/t) by Esteis2007-08-12 08:53:29
      Close enough! \o/ by hieraco2007-08-12 11:57:35
        Matroska dolls. by themadkansan2007-08-12 12:13:54
  It's useful when debugging by IByte2007-08-12 07:19:25
    A flyswatter? (n/t) by Ascag2007-08-12 08:05:18
      Indeed. (n/t) by IByte2007-08-13 11:11:15
  Four items which serve the same purpose: by Ascag2007-08-12 06:21:31
    Cluebats? (n/t) by leonidus2007-08-12 06:48:21
      Not quite. by Ascag2007-08-12 06:49:54
        LARP weaponry? (n/t) by vetitice2007-08-12 07:15:16
          Exactly! by Ascag2007-08-12 07:20:07
            Ahhh. An appointment. by vetitice2007-08-12 07:28:24
  It is round by purplepineapple2007-08-12 05:46:11
    Perfume bottle? (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-12 05:54:54
  Long, sparse and iridescent, by Esteis2007-08-12 05:11:26
    A peacock's feather? (n/t) by Ascag2007-08-12 06:40:12
      Correct! (n/t) by Esteis2007-08-12 08:50:17
  It whispers and blows. (n/t) by rorajoey2007-08-12 01:38:05
    a quiet fan? (n/t) by jaqie2007-08-12 02:14:26
      You got it. by rorajoey2007-08-12 02:22:36
  Hrm. I'll try this one, in the style of 10 clues by jaqie2007-08-12 00:42:25
    Could be a baby. by Didactylos2007-08-12 01:37:09
      Batman beyond's color theme is: by jaqie2007-08-12 01:38:41
        What's black and red and covered in pink? by Didactylos2007-08-12 01:45:23
    This is a tough one. by rorajoey2007-08-12 01:30:08
      nope. it contains by jaqie2007-08-12 01:35:50
        A can of Coca-Cola in a pink, foam-like by hadji2007-08-12 01:54:17
          coozie. and...very close, but no cigar. by jaqie2007-08-12 02:02:33
            Thank goodness! by hadji2007-08-12 02:41:59
  It's a liquid. by hadji2007-08-12 00:40:25
    Water. by kahuana2007-08-12 10:00:43
    409? (n/t) by XndeX2007-08-12 02:10:46
      Nope. (n/t) by hadji2007-08-12 02:44:52
    A large vehicle, by rorajoey2007-08-12 01:35:19
      You are incorrect. (n/t) by hadji2007-08-12 01:52:27
        Hm..how far off am I? by rorajoey2007-08-12 02:12:54
          ding! (n/t) by hadji2007-08-12 02:39:40
            Well, that makes my guess wrong. by kahuana2007-08-12 10:02:29
  It's long, hard as wood, and has a red tip. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-12 00:37:22
    <SPOILER> by Phoon2007-08-12 00:58:14
      erm hard as wood usually means by jaqie2007-08-12 00:59:30
        Never let the facts get in the way of a joke. :-P (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-12 01:01:09
  "with the minimum payment"? by jaqie2007-08-12 00:28:43
    just a joke...i hope (n/t) by amp_man2007-08-12 00:30:32
  It makes noises by fitzso2007-08-12 00:20:16
    NemoHac? by Snate2007-08-12 00:27:37
      You may not think so by fitzso2007-08-12 13:39:19
    kittens! (n/t) by amp_man2007-08-12 00:26:36
  There will be a "big" shower this morning by ideur2007-08-12 00:05:42
    The Perseids? (n/t) by Tyop2007-08-12 00:09:01
      Good! by ideur2007-08-12 00:25:21
  crusty and smells funny. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-08-12 00:03:48
    your socks? (n/t) by XndeX2007-08-12 00:36:08
      close very close (n/t) by joecrouse2007-08-12 09:20:39
        Okay, this thought is almost TMI to be tolerated.. by rorajoey2007-08-12 15:41:55
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-08-12 00:00:02
  Satanwasarrestedwithaprotesterandthatshowthewestwa by ideur2007-08-12 00:01:00

 

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