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Cartoon for Aug 07, 2007
Strip for Aug 07, 2007
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sotm: Heaven Can Wait/Maria Magdalena - Sandra (n/ (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-07 23:55:12
What's on the table? by fitzso2007-08-07 23:00:48
  Leftovers from a restaurant called Café Med: by rorajoey2007-08-08 00:01:42
  Roast Beast, Green Beens with ham/new potatoes by lab rat2007-08-07 23:42:34
  Had here was me thinking that the table still had by NemoHac2007-08-07 23:05:33
o/` And I think you should know this, by Phoon2007-08-07 22:55:12
Look through the eyes of child... by Garrinka2007-08-07 22:20:27
There's a rumor that Hitler by hadji2007-08-07 22:10:56
  look everyone, it's hadji!!! where ya been? (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 23:00:25
    Eh? by hadji2007-08-07 23:11:44
      Oh, and finished listening to the last by hadji2007-08-07 23:22:43
  Dangerous stuff by freon2007-08-07 22:19:22
    As little as a tablespoon can kill. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-07 22:21:10
SotM: Enter Sandman - Metallica by Garrinka2007-08-07 22:03:02
  I have that on my mp3 CD in my car. by Woodburn2007-08-08 18:30:07
Update: by da-gimp2007-08-07 22:02:31
  Return to Pooh Corner by Danu2007-08-07 22:37:48
    I tried to count all the bees in the hive... by lab rat2007-08-07 23:47:31
    *wonders if they found Danny's Song* by Danu2007-08-07 22:50:58
  I can see you pulling a Bill Cosby... by Phoon2007-08-07 22:27:57
    Oh, and good luck. :-) (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-07 22:30:37
  :) by Danu2007-08-07 22:20:40
  be there- done that- got the kid still though :) by Garrinka2007-08-07 22:04:59
    Kids can be so fickle. by hadji2007-08-07 22:07:19
      you try having a ~ 9lb baby on your bladder :) by Garrinka2007-08-07 22:13:45
News on the warrantless wiretapping front by toysbfun2007-08-07 21:25:29
  They are also persueing the leaker by DesertRat662007-08-07 21:42:29
    Is it just me, or is that seriously twisted? by Arachnid2007-08-07 22:53:20
      Not just illegal, unconstitutional. by Phoon2007-08-07 22:57:20
"I find, sometimes, it's easy to be myself. by rorajoey2007-08-07 21:15:05
Great Animated Film by Snate2007-08-07 21:07:26
  That was really funny! Loved the Invader Zim by eric3_141592007-08-07 21:51:11
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-08-07 21:00:07
  *raises a glasses to all the lonely hearts out ... by Garrinka2007-08-07 21:39:56
    Better than members only. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-08-08 08:24:58
Goodbye ad-aware, the cruft monster has taken you by Freakazoid2007-08-07 20:35:27
  why I still use nero 6 and spybot by jaqie2007-08-07 20:44:29
    I just don't use nero at all by Freakazoid2007-08-07 21:42:43
  I use spybot s&d generally and occasionally by ihavebigpiranha2007-08-07 20:44:25
Right. by fitzso2007-08-07 20:22:47
  Shiny side stayed very much up by fitzso2007-08-07 20:52:04
  Keep the shiny side up! (n/t) by Danu2007-08-07 20:30:41
  that sounds *very* Friday'ish! (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-07 20:24:19
SotM: Chain Gang - Otis Redding by Garrinka2007-08-07 19:57:40
I'm back home now... by sgrunt2007-08-07 19:12:50
  There there, gruntie! You still have us! :-) (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-07 21:03:03
To the hospital! by da-gimp2007-08-07 19:11:34
  That's great! Good luck! (n/t) by eric3_141592007-08-07 21:50:08
  Woo hoo!! by Nea2007-08-07 21:02:06
  Congrats and Best Wishes (n/t) by Snate2007-08-07 20:37:40
  Good Luck! by SnArL2007-08-07 20:37:12
  best wishes to Mom, Dad and Babe! (n/t) by Blindman2007-08-07 20:19:57
  \o/ (n/t) by Danu2007-08-07 20:11:24
  O.O by voxwoman2007-08-07 20:09:02
  WooHoo! (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 20:03:24
  *sends warm fuzzies* by AshyRaine2007-08-07 19:56:10
  Web cam hooked to the laptop? by hieraco2007-08-07 19:47:00
    already know sex.. male :) by Garrinka2007-08-07 19:52:58
  Bestest wishes :D (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 19:43:26
  Best wishes Spud31!!! by DesertRat662007-08-07 19:42:40
  As a new father - GO GO GO by schwing12007-08-07 19:41:57
  Good luck, I'm hopig for a easy and short labour. (n/t) by techi8702007-08-07 19:37:50
    But not so short she can't get an epidural! by hyzenthlay2007-08-07 19:51:44
  good luck you too and be safe! :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-08-07 19:29:18
  spud31 is a girl?!? (n/t) by JustnCase2007-08-07 19:26:02
  w00t! {{{da-gimp, Spud31 + incoming}}} (n/t) by fitzso2007-08-07 19:24:50
  Yay! Good luck! (n/t) by esbita2007-08-07 19:13:46
  omgomgomgomgomgomgomg by Rogue19712007-08-07 19:12:29
Sonja and I are all w:et anyone else want in? :) (n/t) by JustnCase2007-08-07 19:10:06
  Zzzzzzzzz.... huh? No thanks, not right now. by Klaranth2007-08-07 23:26:42
I am now going to read for an hour and then by SnArL2007-08-07 19:03:18
  And party on, dudes! (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-08-07 21:37:42
  check back before bed.... (n/t) by da-gimp2007-08-07 19:05:28
  nite. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-08-07 19:04:21
SOTM: Keith Urban - I Told You So by undrcvrparothed2007-08-07 18:49:41
AHAHAHAa I know some of these people! by raptillicus2007-08-07 18:48:08
I has Fig Newtons! by SnArL2007-08-07 18:42:41
  what flavor? (n/t) by morenna2007-08-07 18:48:07
    FIG! by SnArL2007-08-07 18:48:45
      I love the word "Fig" by SnArL2007-08-07 18:49:21
        smock! smock! smock! smock! (n/t) by morenna2007-08-07 20:04:20
          What is wrong with you! by Snate2007-08-07 20:38:51
  You has Big Futons? (n/t) by themadkansan2007-08-07 18:43:32
    Nope! I has an actual BED! by SnArL2007-08-07 18:48:13
Gah! There was a really fun "gravity" game posted by Dire_Lobo2007-08-07 18:35:26
  Many thanks to all! by Dire_Lobo2007-08-07 20:59:14
  Grr... by imperito2007-08-07 19:56:10
  You mean... by imperito2007-08-07 18:37:32
  You mean that supremely irritating one... by themadkansan2007-08-07 18:37:05
    \o/ (n/t) by Illiad2007-08-07 18:39:36
      Shadap you. by themadkansan2007-08-07 18:41:50
Excellent! by jiteo2007-08-07 18:13:09
  Very nice! I have by Dire_Lobo2007-08-07 18:48:41
Yay, it's Tuesday! by ihope1272007-08-07 18:12:16
  KoL updates? Videos come out? (n/t) by imperito2007-08-07 18:15:26
    Yeah KoL! by da-gimp2007-08-07 18:56:15
    Videos? by ihope1272007-08-07 18:18:52
I cleaned my DESK!! Watch out for dropping global by joecrouse2007-08-07 18:09:16
  I did some washing up. by fitzso2007-08-07 18:33:04
I hate this feeling... by imrambi2007-08-07 17:49:01
  Ah, the conflict of Desire and Responsibility. by themadkansan2007-08-07 17:50:14
    You can send some my way by imrambi2007-08-07 18:01:54
      Rob a bank, maybe? by imperito2007-08-07 18:09:46
Enlightement.. anyone .. anyone.. by Garrinka2007-08-07 17:41:45
  Need help? :) (n/t) by raptillicus2007-08-07 18:28:46
    Iffin ya want to write it for me ? ;) j/k by Garrinka2007-08-07 18:54:44
  The beginnings of geekdom by esbita2007-08-07 18:24:18
    chocolate covered espresso beans! (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-07 18:30:36
Day 2 of class is over, and I am not happy :( by radiowave9112007-08-07 17:39:02
  Check and see if the Hotel has a jetted hot tub. by techi8702007-08-07 17:49:14
Dyson vacuums suck by lab rat2007-08-07 17:20:27
  I have one by DesertRat662007-08-07 18:05:16
    That's what I just did. Dog fur ya know. by lab rat2007-08-07 18:09:54
      Dyson Pet by DesertRat662007-08-07 18:27:34
        That's the one! (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 18:40:54
      For some VERY odd reason... by shadowsystems2007-08-07 18:19:19
        Your parser is miswired. by themadkansan2007-08-07 18:32:15
          Oh, I knew this, I'm just amused it took by shadowsystems2007-08-07 18:43:26
            I've known since it happened. by themadkansan2007-08-07 18:44:37
              Impossible... by shadowsystems2007-08-07 19:18:01
                Not so impossible. by themadkansan2007-08-07 19:19:46
                  Now I *know* you're lying. =)P by shadowsystems2007-08-07 19:54:05
                    Wrench, wench - they both perform the same job. (n (n/t) by themadkansan2007-08-07 20:11:58
  Yup yup yup... =) by shadowsystems2007-08-07 17:37:19
    *knock knock* by hadji2007-08-07 18:01:50
      (Motions for you to come in) by shadowsystems2007-08-07 18:16:51
        We can play Pirates of Punzance! (n/t) by hadji2007-08-07 18:26:20
          (Flings popcorn at your head) =)P (n/t) by shadowsystems2007-08-07 18:42:36
            *Sucks it up with Dyson.* by hadji2007-08-07 18:45:31
              Popcorn ball by SnArL2007-08-07 18:58:10
                They've got four dogs... by shadowsystems2007-08-07 19:16:32
    and I thought I had no life :-D (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 17:41:00
      =)P PPPLLLBBbbbbbbbbbbbb.... by shadowsystems2007-08-07 18:17:31
        Sure. *skips on in* (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 18:43:24
          (Looks around) by shadowsystems2007-08-07 19:15:02
            Yea!!! I can has toys!!! (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 19:25:35
              (Smiles Happily) by shadowsystems2007-08-07 20:11:06
Companies having "Robotics" in their name <rant> by kahuana2007-08-07 17:09:56
Attn: oot by YakkoWarner2007-08-07 17:06:13
  Thank you! :-) (n/t) by oot2007-08-07 18:34:49
Just heard from my Doctor by DesertRat662007-08-07 16:56:53
  Yay! Keep it up! (n/t) by morenna2007-08-07 17:42:06
  Congrats! by shminux2007-08-07 17:24:56
    No, esophagus by DesertRat662007-08-07 18:06:19
  Yippy!! (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 17:21:30
  That's great news! by SnArL2007-08-07 17:03:30
    I haven't had cancer yet by DesertRat662007-08-07 18:09:42
      Yikes! by SnArL2007-08-07 19:00:02
        Actually closer to by DesertRat662007-08-07 19:45:44
  woohoo grats man ! :) by Garrinka2007-08-07 16:59:25
SOTM Skillet - A Little More by AshyRaine2007-08-07 16:56:25
  /me likes Skillet (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 17:32:29
    /me heard their new album at a friend's house by AshyRaine2007-08-07 19:58:52
    Cast-iron or Electric? by themadkansan2007-08-07 17:52:53
      The kind I can thwap someone over the head with (n (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 18:01:36
        So... by themadkansan2007-08-07 18:19:18
          *thwapp!* (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 19:15:30
            *giggles* by themadkansan2007-08-07 20:13:49
              But was it wrought-iron or electric? (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 20:32:50
Random fact: by SnArL2007-08-07 16:45:17
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! by Garrinka2007-08-07 16:23:14
  My remedies by SQLRat2007-08-07 21:13:27
  ::headdesk:: ::headdesk:: by Garrinka2007-08-07 17:01:09
    *thop* by themadkansan2007-08-07 17:08:02
  Welcome to Real World 101. by themadkansan2007-08-07 16:39:50
  *Quietly slips a box of Godiva on Garrinka's desk* by Rogue19712007-08-07 16:30:44
    thanks girl *hugs* by Garrinka2007-08-07 16:38:45
      "but we've always done it that way....." by morenna2007-08-07 17:33:17
        would like to comment but :) by Garrinka2007-08-07 17:38:15
          I understand and commiserate. :o) (n/t) by morenna2007-08-07 17:44:56
            "Your Daily "wtf?!" Moment... by themadkansan2007-08-07 17:47:33
              I'm going to write that on my desk. (n/t) by morenna2007-08-07 18:02:42
                Rly? by themadkansan2007-08-07 18:20:36
                  one of us don't get around much. :o) by morenna2007-08-07 18:26:47
                    *raises hand* by themadkansan2007-08-07 18:30:14
                      me too neither. :-P (n/t) by morenna2007-08-07 19:46:47
WSOTM: Walk the dinosaur by Rogue19712007-08-07 16:07:31
  Ack!! The childhood memories.. invading by AshyRaine2007-08-07 16:20:31
    MTV, play MUSIC VIDEOS? by SnArL2007-08-07 17:47:00
      Believe it, whelp. by themadkansan2007-08-07 17:48:59
        Heh. I remember watching Headbanger's Ball with by SnArL2007-08-07 18:06:13
          pfft stripling.. who was the host then? :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-08-07 18:09:48
            heck if I remember by SnArL2007-08-07 18:11:50
              Ricky Rackman.. was one of them.. by Garrinka2007-08-07 18:21:18
                Bah. He was the replacement. by themadkansan2007-08-07 18:21:55
                  hmm Adam Curry ? i think :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-08-07 18:27:28
                    There was one before him. by themadkansan2007-08-07 18:31:10
        A pivotal phenomenon in by hadji2007-08-07 18:05:26
          Feh. They were already that far gone. by themadkansan2007-08-07 18:24:25
  Um, yes. Definitely weird. (n/t) by Snate2007-08-07 16:13:25
    Now search utube for the video :P (n/t) by Rogue19712007-08-07 16:14:50
Shame on you... trying to steal from me by Menetlaus2007-08-07 15:48:37
  It has scam written all over it by notdeadyet2007-08-07 20:24:12
  It has the scent of a carp that is a week old. by AndyA2007-08-07 16:22:42
    If he won't accept cash from my hand... by Menetlaus2007-08-07 17:18:29
  Sounds similar to what my neighbor experienced. by leonidus2007-08-07 16:12:38
  hmm English seems to be okay ... by dennismv2007-08-07 15:51:49
    "first time i want to tell you that I'm in UK" by Menetlaus2007-08-07 16:09:36
      Yes, the wording of that message appears by wibble2007-08-07 16:26:24
        And further to that: "Important Safety Warning: by wibble2007-08-07 16:36:46
          I'm not so worried about how he will take my money by Menetlaus2007-08-07 17:16:17
SOTM: "Get Over It"- by OK Go by lex_icon2007-08-07 15:28:47
  NTSOTM: "Get Over It" by The Eagles by kahuana2007-08-07 17:24:40
    Same here (n/t) by SnArL2007-08-07 17:51:49
  "Always Hardcore" by DJ Scooter by Esteis2007-08-07 16:15:28
PSA: Because I think everyone needs it by classic_jon2007-08-07 15:18:12
  *sets down supply of quality dark chocolate* by esbita2007-08-07 15:31:02
    Hehe...there's a World Market near me by SnArL2007-08-07 15:59:22
      Ehhh, I'll just stop by the hippie store by esbita2007-08-07 16:13:04
        They probably put "special" ingrediants in it by SnArL2007-08-07 16:19:36
          Run by Seventh Day Adventists. by esbita2007-08-07 16:21:02
            Ahh. It's likely 2 day old pizza that's been in by SnArL2007-08-07 16:24:11
              After only two days? by esbita2007-08-07 16:26:28
                Well, considering as how I usually leave it out by SnArL2007-08-07 16:30:50
                  Yeah I found a 3 week old slice in the back once by esbita2007-08-07 16:39:19
                    The fries would need to contain organic matter... by wibble2007-08-07 16:55:35
                    I *REFUSE* to eat McD's fries by SnArL2007-08-07 16:46:17
                      French Fry Incident? (n/t) by Snate2007-08-07 16:48:34
                        *noshes on Little John's french fries* ;) by Garrinka2007-08-07 16:52:40
                        Yes. It was BAD. by SnArL2007-08-07 16:52:13
                          Bah. I eat mine with salt only. by esbita2007-08-07 17:15:11
                            Nasty cold... but good refried. by Phoon2007-08-07 17:28:02
                            Ranch dressing FTW! by SnArL2007-08-07 17:18:04
                              So make some for yourself. by themadkansan2007-08-07 17:29:58
                                *turns green* by esbita2007-08-07 17:32:07
                                well germans use mayonesse on theirs by Garrinka2007-08-07 17:36:52
                                Mayo makes me SICK. by esbita2007-08-07 17:44:27
                                too bad no Grandma's potato salad for you :( by Garrinka2007-08-07 17:45:55
                                I make one with russian dressing and pecans by esbita2007-08-07 17:52:02
                                umm no chance of food poisoning.. gets eaten too by Garrinka2007-08-07 17:56:01
                                Good stuff, eh? by themadkansan2007-08-07 17:33:29
  Rawr! *tears classic_jon apart* (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-07 15:21:48
    *slaps krikkert on wrist with wet bus ticket* by lex_icon2007-08-07 15:39:09
      POW! krikkert is instantly by Havoc2007-08-08 08:51:19
      "impenetrable niceness" . . . by Esteis2007-08-07 16:01:01
      Nooooo! *suffocates real dramatic-like* (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-07 15:53:10
Don't like falling barometer. by themadkansan2007-08-07 15:08:24
  I don't mind it now, stocked up on pills by ihavebigpiranha2007-08-07 16:16:23
Just watched The Producers. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 14:51:22
  I'm puzzled! by hieraco2007-08-07 19:40:05
    Not Wilder - it was Mel Brooks both times by voxwoman2007-08-07 20:13:16
    I'd say it is almost as much an adaptation... by imperito2007-08-07 19:59:14
  Remember Ulla dance? by imperito2007-08-07 15:43:29
    But he's not Frederich March by voxwoman2007-08-07 16:35:55
    Ulla dance again! (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-07 15:52:19
SOTM: Pink - You and Your Hand. (n/t) by subbywan2007-08-07 14:51:01
  SOT-yeah-right-M by Phoon2007-08-07 17:25:02
1 good reason NOT to have your boss's cellphone #. by kc5sdy2007-08-07 14:39:47
  I get the bosses crossed just reading that... :) (n/t) by imperito2007-08-07 15:45:06
Quote from the boss... by AndyA2007-08-07 14:28:04
LCD suggestions? by Myke2007-08-07 13:52:12
  My suggestion by jaygib92007-08-07 14:31:38
    oh yeah, one more thing by jaygib92007-08-07 14:45:54
  Vertical height by vdp2007-08-07 14:25:14
    Yep, with the XRandR extension. by bwkaz2007-08-07 15:24:23
  I'm happy with my 19" LG... by Sterling_Ag2007-08-07 14:18:12
  I LOOOVE my Samsung! (n/t) by SnArL2007-08-07 14:13:35
    Seconded. by themadkansan2007-08-07 14:30:39
      Thirded. (n/t) by merlin2007-08-07 14:33:04
        Fourthed. (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 14:49:52
          5th'ed . by joecrouse2007-08-07 16:14:13
  Ohhh shiny. by AndyA2007-08-07 14:01:47
  I'm totally happy with my ViewSonic Screen by vectorz2007-08-07 14:01:12
Linux question time again by Dad2TZK2007-08-07 13:35:23
  SuSE maybe? by Control2007-08-07 21:38:12
  For a Distro comparison, by Merfax2007-08-07 16:10:44
  You can try Mandriva. (n/t) by vdp2007-08-07 14:27:07
  Arch by TCabot2007-08-07 14:00:31
  Consider FreeBSD? by Myke2007-08-07 13:54:06
    and heres a noob guide to installing freebsd by jaqie2007-08-07 14:26:02
  Lack of power? by Stuka2007-08-07 13:43:45
    I second your Debian recommendation... by rhl20002007-08-07 19:19:19
When bringing your "precious child" to the store by lab rat2007-08-07 13:25:49
  No leash law and you forgot your cane of thwappage by kahuana2007-08-07 17:17:36
  The Elementary School I used to work at... by shadowsystems2007-08-07 17:07:13
  The store I shop at has a big sign stating by Sterling_Ag2007-08-07 14:25:50
    RenFest had a good one: by subbywan2007-08-07 14:52:07
      I drank espresso as a kid. Good stuff(n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 14:54:34
        That explains a LOT. :D (n/t) by SnArL2007-08-07 14:56:26
          I was thinking it but not saying it :) (n/t) by classic_jon2007-08-07 15:15:56
            Ya'll be nice now or I'll go eat worms. :-D (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 15:19:35
  jeez, guys by chijik2007-08-07 14:21:06
    I tend to agree... by jdelphiki2007-08-07 19:40:24
    they already regulate footwear and clothing by voxwoman2007-08-07 16:38:41
    Liability. by joecrouse2007-08-07 16:07:43
    "Politely" == "not indoors". by hobbs2007-08-07 14:47:44
    I can hip-check by esbita2007-08-07 14:46:06
      That's the thing. And yeah, seeig an elderly perso by lab rat2007-08-07 14:53:23
        It's not so much the falling but the never getting by voxwoman2007-08-07 16:41:08
          Absolutely. When Mom fell down the steps and didn' by lab rat2007-08-07 17:28:26
    They can be child like in other places by lab rat2007-08-07 14:29:29
    Rollerblades are banned in most stores by Rogue19712007-08-07 14:25:37
  Our school gave warnings by Reddy2007-08-07 13:47:53
    Good for them! (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 14:11:10
  I keep waiting to see those kids fall flat on by SnArL2007-08-07 13:36:11
    Nope, their backs. by esbita2007-08-07 13:39:48
      BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! by SnArL2007-08-07 13:43:55
        This will make me sound like a horrible person by esbita2007-08-07 13:55:47
          I love explaining how do you really want by joecrouse2007-08-07 16:06:26
          I would laugh too. (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 13:58:01
  I checked a kid on wheelies this last week by DesertRat662007-08-07 13:35:34
    Here's the thing. The brat crashed into an elderly by lab rat2007-08-07 13:42:35
      If I were an employee there, that kid would get an by subbywan2007-08-07 13:43:19
        His mother was part of the problem (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 13:46:33
          Definitely, but I'd still want her money. by subbywan2007-08-07 14:05:33
            I'm really surprise that I haven't by Reddy2007-08-07 14:08:28
              I always make the kid either NOT do it by joecrouse2007-08-07 16:02:34
              I think so. She was more frightened than by lab rat2007-08-07 14:10:24
                Speaking of frightened ... by subbywan2007-08-07 14:17:18
                  Please tell me you have a medic alert bracelet by robertltux2007-08-07 15:55:52
                    Subby was makeing the point about by joecrouse2007-08-07 16:04:39
                    No, I don't. Don't need it. by subbywan2007-08-07 15:58:57
                  I have 0 patience with bad parenting by lab rat2007-08-07 14:22:33
                    Yeah, but the parents who need it most, usually by subbywan2007-08-07 14:25:06
                      I can have 'fun" in those situations by robertltux2007-08-07 16:12:25
                        Yeah, but that doesn't teach the *parent* anything by subbywan2007-08-07 16:14:42
                          I like to minimize Liability by robertltux2007-08-07 16:41:21
                            How would the store get sued?? by subbywan2007-08-07 16:59:04
                              Highest duty of care applies to a customer. by esbita2007-08-07 18:31:03
                                Mad parent would be small claims by robertltux2007-08-07 19:52:08
                      Truth. (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 14:30:15
                  LOL by SnArL2007-08-07 14:20:17
                    But is it "Traditional Dr. Pepper" ;- P(n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 14:25:48
                      I wanna try that some time by Freakazoid2007-08-07 14:36:22
                        Dublin Dr Pepper! by SnArL2007-08-07 14:37:41
                          looks like they sell it online as well by Freakazoid2007-08-07 14:42:26
                            It's expensive to have it shipped, but it's GOOOOD (n/t) by quilting_kitty2007-08-07 14:54:44
                      Diet Berries & Cream Dr Pepper by SnArL2007-08-07 14:32:17
                  And then you'll get sued for emotional damage and by AndyA2007-08-07 14:20:11
                    Can't sue me. by subbywan2007-08-07 14:20:42
                      And stores never have video cameras? by AndyA2007-08-07 14:33:32
                        Not with audio by subbywan2007-08-07 14:40:59
            But it's Albertson's! It's HER store! (n/t) by SnArL2007-08-07 14:08:08
Welcome to the ANGRY DOME! by voxwoman2007-08-07 13:20:00
  (Knocks shyly) by shadowsystems2007-08-07 17:17:05
    dang it! i almost got juice out my nose. by morenna2007-08-07 17:37:24
      B-b-bbut.... You've got COOTIES! by shadowsystems2007-08-07 18:06:40
        I promise to keep them in the jar. by morenna2007-08-07 18:24:34
          And what if I'm NOT a "Good Little Boy"? by shadowsystems2007-08-07 18:26:44
            then you'll have to be very good or I'll by morenna2007-08-07 18:30:05
              "Promises, Promises, Promises... by shadowsystems2007-08-07 18:44:43
  Well, d4, I coulda used this TLP a minute ago ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-08-07 17:11:38
  S4!!! My tee time got screwd up!! by SQLRat2007-08-07 13:59:17
  *Plays REM - Shiny Happy People* by MadJo2007-08-07 13:50:31
    "Hey hey hey hey! by SnArL2007-08-07 13:58:42
      How about a little Katrina and the Waves? by MadJo2007-08-07 14:09:09
        :-( by Snate2007-08-07 14:38:45
        Didn't New Orleans deal with them already? (n/t) by theanomaly2007-08-07 14:35:02
    Shiny Happpy Monsters!! (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 13:51:42
  Would "Welcome to the Jungle" be a good music by techi8702007-08-07 13:40:34
    "George of the Jungle" by Klaranth2007-08-07 13:41:06
      "Stong as he can be! by SnArL2007-08-07 13:48:16
        That. Is. Just. !WRONG! by shadowsystems2007-08-07 17:14:11
  I'll buy a ticket. by Illiad2007-08-07 13:24:01
    This should improve your mood: by SnArL2007-08-07 13:27:50
  I'll help you with the door. I don't get angy by lab rat2007-08-07 13:23:56
    Why get even by DesertRat662007-08-07 13:37:44
      SO not Friday :P by Klaranth2007-08-07 13:40:04
        Never could by DesertRat662007-08-07 13:53:15
    I dont get even. I get odd. by Klaranth2007-08-07 13:35:05
      I have heard that you were odd somewhere before... by NDwight2007-08-07 13:36:30
        Hey. Lab_rat can say that, not you. by Klaranth2007-08-07 13:39:23
          RetiQlum2 will not be your problem by lab rat2007-08-07 13:45:29
            Well, duh. 5 foot 4. by Klaranth2007-08-07 13:48:50
      Figures. (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 13:35:44
        Had that one coming, eh? :) by Klaranth2007-08-07 13:36:22
          Yup. (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 13:43:50
Speaking of the blogowiki 2.0.0.6, by toysbfun2007-08-07 13:19:24
  They have the recipe. I'm surprised they by Peace_man2007-08-07 13:36:18
  If MS owns China, can we sue them by voxwoman2007-08-07 13:21:06
    "It's not a poison. It's an additive." (n/t) by toysbfun2007-08-07 13:28:27
Sing it with me: "Booorn in East LA..." by JPaganel2007-08-07 13:18:47
  Someone just got rich. (n/t) by DesertRat662007-08-07 13:33:24
  I'm speechless. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-08-07 13:23:28
  Be interesting to see the background on that (n/t) by esbita2007-08-07 13:21:47
Need suggestion for SnapFiction favicon.ico by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 13:15:32
  Typewriter font by Illiad2007-08-07 13:16:26
    how about this... by wibble2007-08-07 14:02:21
      I like! by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 14:13:49
        like this? (1b versions: snapfiction1b.ico) (n/t) by wibble2007-08-07 14:21:08
          that one looks like it's saying "sanp" by Freakazoid2007-08-07 14:45:20
            Agreed (n/t) by Snate2007-08-07 14:46:16
              true, there is no obvious visual clue in those by wibble2007-08-07 14:58:25
          Thank you! by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 14:40:01
            glad to help. by wibble2007-08-07 14:43:18
        Oh, and thank you! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 14:14:03
    "SF" would probably fit better. by Phoon2007-08-07 14:00:33
      You have a good point there. Version 2 icons now d by wibble2007-08-07 14:16:03
        I like the full "SNAP" by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 14:20:59
          fair enough! 1b "SNAP" versions done, as requested (n/t) by wibble2007-08-07 14:26:21
I'm taking a break from the board. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 12:54:04
  {{{CynicalRyan}}} by Reddy2007-08-07 13:04:48
    Oh, I have no problem with opinions different by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 13:08:25
      I understand by Reddy2007-08-07 13:11:24
        {{{Reddy}}} (n/t) by spud312007-08-07 13:15:16
          {{{Spud}}} by Reddy2007-08-07 13:43:54
            Pretty good. by spud312007-08-07 13:45:10
              baby?? by Reddy2007-08-07 13:50:38
                Yeah, a little boy. by spud312007-08-07 13:55:41
                  hmmm guesses by Reddy2007-08-07 14:06:23
              Good vibes are on their way. :) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 13:47:06
  **fuzzies** by LthrOttr2007-08-07 13:00:32
    Thanks. :) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 13:09:11
      A while back I had to take a month break from here by LthrOttr2007-08-07 13:17:31
        Yes, similar situation here. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 13:22:17
          *chuckle* by LthrOttr2007-08-07 13:24:05
  Join me in the Angry Dome:) by hactar the uhhh2007-08-07 12:58:53
    Isn't that a violation of the rules? by DesertRat662007-08-07 13:03:59
      Wrong dome! (n/t) by SnArL2007-08-07 13:10:48
        It's over here! by voxwoman2007-08-07 13:15:53
          and also by voxwoman2007-08-07 13:17:56
    The "angry" part is the problem. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 13:00:34
      I have the opposite problem by SnArL2007-08-07 13:07:46
        Anytime, anywhere. (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-08-07 13:26:35
          There's some nice wooded areas around here by SnArL2007-08-07 13:53:17
            I posted in anger... by hactar the uhhh2007-08-07 15:01:13
              You know... by SnArL2007-08-07 15:57:32
              PFB, folks. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 15:05:21
  I hear that. by AlanTwo2007-08-07 12:58:19
    So, I can't ignore you on GTalk? Dang. :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 12:59:05
I need a Latin translation ... who here speaks it? by asayogure2007-08-07 12:47:00
  Thanks all, I think I can piece it together from by asayogure2007-08-07 15:36:41
  Protectio by MatthewDBA2007-08-07 13:25:52
    I thought "Ius", or "Jus", was a thin gravy? (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-07 13:58:57
  I don't speak it but since it is words by Fandango2007-08-07 12:58:20
  Honor. Valor. Buttor. by Phoon2007-08-07 12:58:08
    At work, maybe later =) (n/t) by asayogure2007-08-07 13:00:15
    Er, Flash/video/sound warning. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-07 12:58:41
  *points to esbita* by AlanTwo2007-08-07 12:56:42
  ...this is what the internets and their series of by asayogure2007-08-07 12:53:02
  Protectio, Amor, Honor, Officium, Familia by toysbfun2007-08-07 12:52:54
    Groovy. That is pretty close to what I found. by asayogure2007-08-07 12:55:20
      I like to pretend I can still speak it. by toysbfun2007-08-07 12:57:53
        I took Spanish in high school... by asayogure2007-08-07 12:59:41
DUST PUPPY as you have NEVER seen him! by Bertram2007-08-07 12:40:59
  After 3 years it is only that big by SaylorA2007-08-07 14:23:55
  OMG it's growing ! (n/t) by dennismv2007-08-07 13:54:26
  That's a bay-bee by Illiad2007-08-07 12:41:50
    growing/stealing feet is the hard part (n/t) by shminux2007-08-07 12:49:22
    Oh noes! by Bertram2007-08-07 12:44:21
A joyous celebration of Lammas (a bit late)... by LthrOttr2007-08-07 12:36:55
  May your celebration be happy. by Peace_man2007-08-07 12:53:01
    Thank'e... by LthrOttr2007-08-07 13:13:36
      Amen. ;-) (n/t) by Peace_man2007-08-07 13:26:50
  am I the only one who misread that as llamas? (n/t by emlaabs2007-08-07 12:39:58
    Same here.... (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-08-07 12:57:11
    I've been a witch for years... by thepb2007-08-07 12:47:05
    Me too! by Bertram2007-08-07 12:45:22
  coolness! And Happy Lughnassadh to you, too! (n/t) by voxwoman2007-08-07 12:39:40
Getting ready to head back home by sgrunt2007-08-07 12:36:54
ARS(X) still ongoing by Illiad2007-08-07 12:36:04
  Odd, I just made a post with no name in the by by ToLazyToThink2007-08-07 21:07:48
  can we get a hybred mode? by Nightwind2007-08-07 18:57:03
  *sigh* by Nea2007-08-07 16:46:04
  Darn, no time today. by purplepineapple2007-08-07 16:39:40
  What the... by imperito2007-08-07 16:01:20
    extra linebreaks? by imperito2007-08-07 16:40:25
    Hmm? by imperito2007-08-07 16:27:58
    One more... by imperito2007-08-07 16:21:15
      I find it difficult to focus at all by Michiel2007-08-07 16:28:29
        The TLPs don't stand out as well... (n/t) by imperito2007-08-07 16:32:22
    And... by imperito2007-08-07 16:17:41
    Also... by imperito2007-08-07 16:06:39
  mmmm, bugs by Tyop2007-08-07 13:34:25
    hmmmm, glitch or fixed... (n/t) by Tyop2007-08-07 13:42:56
    Hee, hee by ToLazyToThink2007-08-07 13:39:29
      And I think I got a preview of Tyops. ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2007-08-07 13:41:33
        as I got those of by Tyop2007-08-07 13:46:19
          It's Web 2.0 !!!!! by aix tom2007-08-07 13:49:56
  Bad HTML bug by Michiel2007-08-07 13:30:48
    And here I was trying all kinds of complex things by ToLazyToThink2007-08-07 13:46:15
  Some low priority bugs by Michiel2007-08-07 13:25:48
    Another one by Michiel2007-08-07 14:50:57
  Bug: by ToLazyToThink2007-08-07 13:20:56
    Bug 2: by ToLazyToThink2007-08-07 13:23:03
  The bugtracker can't be reached anymore. by Michiel2007-08-07 12:52:34
    I got a strange error replying to a post: by Tyop2007-08-07 13:01:27
      <Deleted><Deleted>2007-08-07 13:52:28
        Mod'd: Personal info. (n/t) by Tyop2007-08-07 13:53:02
      Why aren't they using paramatized queries? by ToLazyToThink2007-08-07 13:05:26
        That seems to be the problem. by aix tom2007-08-07 13:10:12
          Hopefully they fix the problem the right way by ToLazyToThink2007-08-07 13:11:44
            Mail for you! (n/t) by Illiad2007-08-07 13:22:46
              I might take a bit to send a reply by ToLazyToThink2007-08-07 13:44:00
          Dev notified. Thanks guys, keep it up. (n/t) by Illiad2007-08-07 13:11:24
    Here would be fine. (n/t) by Illiad2007-08-07 12:54:10
      Or! Post it on the test site. by Illiad2007-08-07 12:56:26
  Is the login supposed to work for mere humans? by aix tom2007-08-07 12:43:30
    I thought the same thing at first. by Michiel2007-08-07 12:50:49
    try using an older password. by Woodburn2007-08-07 12:46:38
      It is pretty old. by aix tom2007-08-07 12:49:29
    Odd! by Illiad2007-08-07 12:46:36
      Thanks. by aix tom2007-08-07 12:51:15
  hmm, it doesn't seem to remeber by Freakazoid2007-08-07 12:40:35
    mmkay, interesting by Freakazoid2007-08-07 12:52:57
Just sent a dog back home. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 12:25:41
  Wrong purposes? by DesertRat662007-08-07 12:33:08
    Not that bad, but close. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 12:35:34
      False arrest, trumped up charges, entrapment by DesertRat662007-08-07 12:38:48
        Yeah, it was nasty. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 12:40:30
          Oh she's not nasty in that way by DesertRat662007-08-07 12:51:18
  Ultraviolent? by ttlogic2007-08-07 12:29:41
  good luck with that by voxwoman2007-08-07 12:28:30
    I'm a bit more interactive with the local... by RetiQlum22007-08-07 12:33:43
I need a birthday gift by Reddy2007-08-07 12:22:12
  Etch-a-sketch? (n/t) by Myke2007-08-07 16:12:43
  google suggests this site for ideas by shminux2007-08-07 12:48:17
    that is good by Reddy2007-08-07 12:55:42
  What about a Kaliedoscope? by voxwoman2007-08-07 12:38:48
    I'll have to see if I can find one by Reddy2007-08-07 12:46:37
      apparently, someone is making by voxwoman2007-08-07 12:49:00
        I wonder how well that would hold up?? by Reddy2007-08-07 12:50:50
  Some ideas: by vectorz2007-08-07 12:33:43
    have lego by Reddy2007-08-07 12:45:29
  Could he take care of a plant? by hyzenthlay2007-08-07 12:33:12
    he won't pet our cat by Reddy2007-08-07 12:36:58
      Plants are boring, Flytraps are cool! by hyzenthlay2007-08-07 12:41:52
        He got magnetix before by Reddy2007-08-07 12:49:15
          Ant farm? (n/t) by hyzenthlay2007-08-07 13:04:17
            I have enough ants outside by Reddy2007-08-07 13:09:35
              Sounds like! by hyzenthlay2007-08-07 13:20:36
  Does he perseverate on anything? (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-07 12:32:45
    trampoline by Reddy2007-08-07 13:12:10
  Lite-Brite! (n/t) by Illiad2007-08-07 12:31:24
    eats it by Reddy2007-08-07 12:34:55
      Darn. by Illiad2007-08-07 12:37:46
        he may end up with keychains by Reddy2007-08-07 12:40:22
  12 YO? by RetiQlum22007-08-07 12:27:31
    flashlight would be great by Reddy2007-08-07 12:33:07
    did you read the post? Autistic child by voxwoman2007-08-07 12:29:17
      or shooty objects for that matter (n/t) by Snate2007-08-07 12:30:53
  Is he craft-capable? by voxwoman2007-08-07 12:26:47
    you have to force him by Reddy2007-08-07 12:39:08
  Does he like lights and sounds and how by classic_jon2007-08-07 12:26:42
    In reading the other posts. Have you considered by classic_jon2007-08-07 12:39:14
      How about a metal Slinky? (n/t) by classic_jon2007-08-07 12:40:35
        that needs replacing by Reddy2007-08-07 12:41:23
  {{Reddy}}} What have you been up too? by Woodburn2007-08-07 12:24:25
    {{{Woodchip}}} by Reddy2007-08-07 12:30:46
      Nothing too much, I am planing on going back to by Woodburn2007-08-07 12:47:55
        I need to go pick boys up soon by Reddy2007-08-07 12:56:25
      3rd cousins by voxwoman2007-08-07 12:32:41
        that is scary by Reddy2007-08-07 12:52:11
How many genuinenesses do it take to invent the by Woodburn2007-08-07 12:22:07
  Weren't there like three people in Edison's by Saru2007-08-07 13:27:02
  At first I thought you typed Guinnesses by DesertRat662007-08-07 12:37:08
    Is it invented yet? by Woodburn2007-08-07 12:48:56
      A toast! by DesertRat662007-08-07 12:55:03
Powerbook power cords that don't suck? by Phoon2007-08-07 12:21:51
  I can't recommend it *personally*, but by toysbfun2007-08-07 14:18:43
Natural selection driving culture change? by Illiad2007-08-07 12:09:31
  I disagree with the thesis by basher202007-08-07 13:03:03
    Which part of the Americas are you talking about? by voxwoman2007-08-07 13:45:11
      They suffered from an out of context problem. by AndyA2007-08-07 14:00:04
      s/genetic/biological/ (n/t) by voxwoman2007-08-07 13:45:34
  I fully agree that what drives History is people, by Peace_man2007-08-07 12:50:33
  I don't buy it by admeralthrawn2007-08-07 12:45:45
  all unintentional selection is natural by shminux2007-08-07 12:22:46
I've been called in to assist with my companies by astro-g2007-08-07 11:57:01
  <sarcasm> Version control?? Track changes?? by classic_jon2007-08-07 12:01:16
  Time to sell any company stock you own ;-) (n/t) by AndyA2007-08-07 11:59:34
I have weird friends by Rogue19712007-08-07 11:46:42
  *looks around at the board* Uh huh... (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-08-07 14:13:32
2 charged with having pipe bombs near Navy base by DesertRat662007-08-07 11:42:11
  the evidence has been destroyed by the bomb squad by shminux2007-08-07 11:48:23
    You know they did by DesertRat662007-08-07 11:53:55
      BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! by SnArL2007-08-07 12:03:09
        Just thinking out loud (n/t) by DesertRat662007-08-07 12:21:52
          can be costly on this board :) (n/t) by shminux2007-08-07 12:25:07
            Try doing it around people by DesertRat662007-08-07 12:43:44
        Yup... by shadowsystems2007-08-07 12:19:09
Edible Circuits by ShadoCat2007-08-07 11:37:06
  That is so neat! thanks for the read :) (n/t) by jaqie2007-08-07 14:44:29
Who would the blogger union be united against? by toysbfun2007-08-07 11:16:00
  CNN and Fox News "research" dep'ts might implode. by kahuana2007-08-07 17:15:52
  Haha. Ain't that the truth. by vento2007-08-07 12:37:38
  Who would they be united against? by UGuardian2007-08-07 11:50:52
    Yes, yes I have missed the drama. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-08-07 12:08:02
      Great! by UGuardian2007-08-07 12:10:41
  If they strike - Oh it'll hurt, Believe me by hieraco2007-08-07 11:31:23
    Gawd - you amost made coffee come out of my nose ( (n/t) by Merfax2007-08-07 11:32:35
    I demand that I may or may not be sgrunt! (n/t) by sgrunt2007-08-07 11:32:34
  I was wondering that too. by altordwm2007-08-07 11:28:00
    So, more of a guild than a union? (n/t) by kelli2172007-08-07 11:40:05
      yes, I suppose so by altordwm2007-08-07 13:34:17
  United against informed opinions. (n/t) by AndyA2007-08-07 11:26:36
  Google Ads? by spud312007-08-07 11:19:11
    Last month I made 1¢ with Adsense by toysbfun2007-08-07 11:34:49
  Everyone else. (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-07 11:16:30
USB Elder Gods help by robertltux2007-08-07 11:15:33
  By main power and floppy LED's... by Menetlaus2007-08-07 12:49:55
  USB pinout/ specs by OsteSpiser2007-08-07 11:40:24
  I think the key word there is "powered" by Freakazoid2007-08-07 11:36:54
    woo! I just realize now that I misread by Freakazoid2007-08-07 13:02:33
      no IDE(ish) Floppy drive by robertltux2007-08-07 13:36:30
        floppy connector != IDE by Freakazoid2007-08-07 13:57:08
          hence the ISH in the description by robertltux2007-08-07 14:11:55
    Using UF as a clue filter by robertltux2007-08-07 12:20:38
      eek! winme by Freakazoid2007-08-07 12:24:13
        The Suck is worse than normal by robertltux2007-08-07 12:37:11
  I'm willing to bet that you need to go into by Imp2007-08-07 11:32:29
    Check what the settings are for the USB by classic_jon2007-08-07 11:39:51
      unless your using some old software by Freakazoid2007-08-07 11:42:57
    err... those are two totally different things by Freakazoid2007-08-07 11:35:00
      Not necessarily: by sgrunt2007-08-07 11:36:18
hahahahaha. Good prank by Klaranth2007-08-07 11:10:46
  Love it! (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-08-07 20:47:12
  That was amazing. If he can figure out how by classic_jon2007-08-07 11:58:02
  how much starch did they use on the t-shirts by postaljohn2007-08-07 11:18:43
    none, explore the site some by Freakazoid2007-08-07 11:22:28
      gotcha! Thanks! (n/t) by postaljohn2007-08-07 11:35:52
    They used fishing line. It's explained in the FAQ by techi8702007-08-07 11:22:00
  That's wild (n/t) by techi8702007-08-07 11:17:32
When I asked you lot to not fight on my birthday.. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 11:09:03
  You mean bluish, by krikkert2007-08-07 11:10:35
    Is he coming towards us by postaljohn2007-08-07 11:35:09
      I think it's the smurf blood. by Havoc2007-08-07 12:18:27
        La-la-la-la-la-la, by postaljohn2007-08-07 13:57:13
  Yes, I know I started it. But I ended it too. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-07 11:10:22
anyoen have a tech support # for norton? by unjust2007-08-07 10:57:52
  tried their website? by Freakazoid2007-08-07 11:11:27
    because i was havign a devil of a time by unjust2007-08-07 11:35:49
      after some prodding, I see phone support costs $10 by Freakazoid2007-08-07 11:40:25
        ya i found that one too. by unjust2007-08-07 13:30:23
levitation! by unjust2007-08-07 10:40:16
  'Bout Time!! Sumbunny somewhere owes me a by SouthpawPL2007-08-07 12:12:27
  If by levitation you mean by nanometers. by williamashbless2007-08-07 10:55:42
    Hey, it all has to start somewhere ... by subbywan2007-08-07 11:27:58
Quote from a friend: by SnArL2007-08-07 10:31:59
  that could apply to this board as well. (n/t) by postaljohn2007-08-07 10:42:59
    After reading some of what's been posted today by SnArL2007-08-07 10:58:32
      The boss won't let me make Irish coffee anymore by esbita2007-08-07 11:03:49
        Awwwww. That sucks. by SnArL2007-08-07 11:08:52
          Don't forget MY end of things too. by esbita2007-08-07 11:10:16
            Hooray for social lubrication! by SnArL2007-08-07 11:12:19
              Which is why I usually wear flats. (n/t) by esbita2007-08-07 11:20:22
                But heels do such wonderful things to the way your by SnArL2007-08-07 11:52:23
                  And they do such horrible things to my mood by esbita2007-08-07 12:05:35
                    Good point by SnArL2007-08-07 12:16:15
          Hm. by krikkert2007-08-07 11:09:52
            Yup. (n/t) by SnArL2007-08-07 11:12:43
      not just in this thread? by postaljohn2007-08-07 11:01:21
        Heh. SnArL is one of the few posters that we can by spud312007-08-07 11:04:35
          spud31's a girl!?!?!?!?! by sgrunt2007-08-07 11:57:53
            That or I'm making medical history. by spud312007-08-07 12:16:40
              Arnie did it first! by SnArL2007-08-07 12:22:29
          Well, not entirely by SnArL2007-08-07 11:06:11
            'sometimes'? ;-D (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-07 11:08:48
              I'm sorry. by SnArL2007-08-07 11:11:22
                I'm sorry, by krikkert2007-08-07 11:14:18
                  *SPRAYS COFFEE* by SnArL2007-08-07 11:43:53
        *ding* by SnArL2007-08-07 11:04:33
          I just want to be indirect, by postaljohn2007-08-07 11:06:29
mutters dark imprecations by postaljohn2007-08-07 10:27:45
  So you can't sign up until after the cutoff date? by hieraco2007-08-07 10:30:06
    I was thinking of going back to by postaljohn2007-08-07 10:40:58
Dads don't let kids use Windows by krisguy2007-08-07 10:22:34
  I already see the future... by Bertram2007-08-07 12:36:55
Infection help needed: Win32:Adware-gen by hieraco2007-08-07 10:07:50
  TrendMicro's Housecall might help... by rhl20002007-08-07 18:51:44
  Kill System restore. by Fandango2007-08-07 12:37:01
    Okay so win2000 doesn't have system restore. by Fandango2007-08-07 12:51:03
  Have you tried by suitably_vague2007-08-07 10:20:41
    That seems....suitably vague. by hieraco2007-08-07 10:24:42
      Yod do need a little discretion, in case of by suitably_vague2007-08-07 10:35:13
        Wow her computer is a mess by hieraco2007-08-07 11:24:36
          got a xp sp2 disk? by Freakazoid2007-08-07 11:29:26
            Drivers & updates shouldn't be a problem by hieraco2007-08-07 11:38:50
        s/yod/you/ (n/t) by suitably_vague2007-08-07 10:37:42
SnapFiction.com final beta test: $1 to charity... by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 10:02:28
  Are there different email confirmation messages? by rorajoey2007-08-07 21:21:57
    FAQ page: by rorajoey2007-08-07 22:43:25
      Preferences page: by rorajoey2007-08-07 23:49:30
  Bug: by ToLazyToThink2007-08-07 13:19:15
    Wrong thread, this is an ARS bug by ToLazyToThink2007-08-07 13:19:36
  Bug by ToLazyToThink2007-08-07 11:42:07
    gmail thinks you're spam by ToLazyToThink2007-08-07 11:46:59
    s/Bug/Bug?/ by ToLazyToThink2007-08-07 11:42:57
      Should have gotten a prettier error message by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 11:50:21
        I also got an error trying to flag by ToLazyToThink2007-08-07 11:57:40
          OK, fixed. Try it now. by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 12:25:43
  Just liky MrTrick's site... by LSU_Frodin2007-08-07 11:34:05
  Another $1: bug in challenge emailer by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 10:41:28
  Bug 4 : Guidelines typo. by Klaranth2007-08-07 10:19:32
    Removed part about young adults by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 12:42:19
  Bug 3 : You dont check for correct email addresses by Klaranth2007-08-07 10:15:58
    Help with that bug: by AndyA2007-08-07 10:22:36
      Let me think about that by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 10:25:32
        I didn't get a confirmation Email by hieraco2007-08-07 10:29:09
          Typo in email address by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 10:36:05
    Is that the entire email address you gave? by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 10:22:08
      i used dragonwriter at that domain by Klaranth2007-08-07 10:32:23
  Bug 1 : Do you HAVE to put the errors twice on the by Klaranth2007-08-07 10:14:46
    Another $1 for the Red + (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 10:21:23
  You owe the Red Cross a $1 by imrambi2007-08-07 10:13:19
    $1 for the Red + by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 10:20:52
  I wouldve thought you would choose kiva.org by Klaranth2007-08-07 10:11:38
Ay! That's sufficiently spicy! by postaljohn2007-08-07 10:01:05
  Oh my $Diety! by postaljohn2007-08-07 10:50:50
Aarg! Either I really suck at roguelikes by Freakazoid2007-08-07 09:54:54
  Dwarf fortress... by jaqie2007-08-07 14:53:53
  A lot of it is just knowing what to avoid :) by imperito2007-08-07 10:40:32
    Yeah. Even so, I have yet to get beyond level 10 by Esteis2007-08-07 10:59:23
      Heh... by imperito2007-08-07 11:39:33
    or in my case... by Freakazoid2007-08-07 10:44:39
Well, that was annoying and painfull by rhinobird2007-08-07 09:48:05
Home Searched In Probe of Wiretap Leak by DesertRat662007-08-07 09:39:21
  WARNING: ALL OF YOU by Illiad2007-08-07 10:22:09
    oop. mised this, my bad (& you have mail) (n/t) by unjust2007-08-07 15:52:18
    You have e-mail (n/t) by DesertRat662007-08-07 10:25:22
  I thought you were in favour of everything by Peace_man2007-08-07 09:51:23
    *ostentatious yawn* by esbita2007-08-07 12:33:17
      OI!!! by Illiad2007-08-07 12:38:59
        Actually, I did not. by esbita2007-08-07 12:39:37
    Oh I have an opinion by DesertRat662007-08-07 10:15:34
      You go ahead. Mine is mixed up with by Peace_man2007-08-07 10:17:06
        I'm sure you can lay your prejudices aside by DesertRat662007-08-07 10:20:19
    Pipe down, PM. He doesnt HAVE to have by Klaranth2007-08-07 10:01:49
      PFB by SnArL2007-08-07 10:16:08
        I was gonna say... by DesertRat662007-08-07 10:19:02
          I resisted the urge to make the implication by SnArL2007-08-07 10:22:05
      Doesn't something like that constitute trolling? by Peace_man2007-08-07 10:15:23
        I don't see him baiting you. by krikkert2007-08-07 10:19:24
          Well, if it isn't trolling then it is underhanded by Peace_man2007-08-07 10:22:10
            seriously dude.... by unjust2007-08-07 15:47:12
            How does it not invite to an honest discussion? by krikkert2007-08-07 10:27:20
            I'm sorry, but whiskey tango foxtrot? by SnArL2007-08-07 10:25:54
SOTM: The Sisters Of Mercy - More by SnArL2007-08-07 09:37:04
Sometime children movies can teach you something by Rogue19712007-08-07 09:35:42
Meeting...meeting...computer maintenance...meeting by esbita2007-08-07 09:31:32
  Hmmm... by SQLRat2007-08-07 10:35:32
  I suggest you have a meeting with your boss by merlin2007-08-07 09:32:54
    *rolls up the +5 Chicago Tribune of Thwappage* (n/t) by esbita2007-08-07 09:37:50
      Eh, let the bear trap get him... (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-07 09:45:39
        "It's bad new sittin' on a bear trap, Tex, by LenTheLurker2007-08-07 19:14:24
          s/new/news/ (n/t) by LenTheLurker2007-08-07 19:18:06
        You mean "da bear trap" (n/t) by theanomaly2007-08-07 09:55:51
          Don't make fun of my accent. :) by esbita2007-08-07 10:09:17
            That's why you always carry a mug of hot coffee. by williamashbless2007-08-07 10:17:40
Using SVN with websites by maximumbob2007-08-07 09:27:24
  I would put TortoiseSVN on the Windows 2003 server by vdp2007-08-07 11:01:42
Fun with warnings by UGuardian2007-08-07 09:23:09
  embed it in by MatthewDBA2007-08-07 09:38:13
    BUAHAHAHA! It's in the Chernobyl directory... by Dire_Lobo2007-08-07 10:06:34
Intermittent hardware fault? by Peace_man2007-08-07 09:14:30
  I am assuming Windows because of the BSOD by classic_jon2007-08-07 11:24:17
    That sounds like an idea. by Peace_man2007-08-07 11:42:58
      On the outside chance see if there is a Winmodem by classic_jon2007-08-07 11:53:43
Huh? @ LOTD by maximumbob2007-08-07 09:10:58
  heh, rank# 666 is "easy" (n/t) by Freakazoid2007-08-07 10:37:05
    bah! "smeg" and "fnord" aren't in there (n/t) by Freakazoid2007-08-07 10:40:30
  Other words strangely right-bound by maximumbob2007-08-07 09:21:15
List of network inventors. by Peace_man2007-08-07 09:04:42
  Knew Cerf, Kahn, Metcalfe, and Postel by hobbs2007-08-07 11:35:18
  I did recognize ... by aix tom2007-08-07 09:16:13
Illiad has email! Kickstart has email! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 08:45:28
  SnappingTurtle has ants! ^_^ (n/t) by firehawk2007-08-07 09:36:17
    Fire burns!!! (n/t) by SQLRat2007-08-07 10:48:35
    CLAMS GOT LEGS! (n/t) by williamashbless2007-08-07 10:21:24
ufies with kids abc Oh No Elmo!! by robertltux2007-08-07 08:37:33
  Well you can bet that contracts with the factories by AndyA2007-08-07 08:48:03
  I knew there was a reason I never trusted by voxwoman2007-08-07 08:46:20
    Manufacturing won't move back to the US. by AndyA2007-08-07 08:52:07
Vacation to do list accountability thread by Rogue19712007-08-07 08:27:13
  "Clean the living room bookshelf" by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 08:56:32
    You mean the kiddies farieland puzzle books by Rogue19712007-08-07 09:04:00
      The puzzle books! The puzzle books! woot! (n/t) by williamashbless2007-08-07 09:16:20
PSA for developers by merlin2007-08-07 08:23:34
  Okay, functionality restored. by merlin2007-08-07 09:28:10
  *Channeling Homer Simpson* by SQLRat2007-08-07 08:39:14
  At least you did not have the problem a friend did by classic_jon2007-08-07 08:39:03
  >< (n/t) by maximumbob2007-08-07 08:25:20
what makes dirty old men dirty ? by dennismv2007-08-07 08:11:04
  "If they're under eighteen, they're protected by postaljohn2007-08-07 10:08:06
    what does "protected by nature" mean ? (n/t) by dennismv2007-08-07 13:20:29
    Cary Grant by tjbalistic2007-08-07 10:54:11
      Not Cary Grant, but Tony Curtis by basher202007-08-07 13:09:21
      "operation petticoat" (n/t) by postaljohn2007-08-07 11:03:29
      sorry about the double post by tjbalistic2007-08-07 11:00:59
    <Deleted><Deleted>2007-08-07 10:54:52
      Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2007-08-07 10:55:07
  Based on my nickname here... by SenexSalax2007-08-07 09:23:14
    You, sir, need to update your diary (n/t) by raptillicus2007-08-07 09:25:45
  Agism? by siibr2007-08-07 09:21:48
  Hey, I strongly resemble that, er, never mind (n/t by postaljohn2007-08-07 09:15:04
  Hey I represent, Err .. never mind (n/t) by nightshifter2007-08-07 08:52:04
    you must have a trench coat yes ? by dennismv2007-08-07 08:58:04
  The stuff they're thinking / doing by EnzoMatrix2007-08-07 08:36:52
  I will try to answer with some of my observations. by SQLRat2007-08-07 08:36:27
    Probably completely correct. by ts0032007-08-07 10:13:36
      so what is creepy then ? by dennismv2007-08-07 13:25:54
  Yes by normc2007-08-07 08:20:10
  "You're never too young to be a dirty old man!" by SnArL2007-08-07 08:19:59
    On the other hand, you can be too by vvpete2007-08-07 09:50:47
Wait, Escher's works are still covered by copyrigh by ihope1272007-08-07 08:10:39
  Still? by Didactylos2007-08-07 08:26:32
    Before Disney's buyout of international copyright by Eternal_Newbie2007-08-07 09:39:38
To sleep, perchance to NOT dream by kyrasantae2007-08-07 08:05:03
  So ... What color is YOUR underwear? (n/t) by ChUcKAb2007-08-07 13:33:45
    Light green. (n/t) by ChUcKAb2007-08-07 13:34:18
  You don't even have a clue how bad dreams can be. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 08:41:36
    I doubt you do either by DesertRat662007-08-07 10:22:49
      *belly laughs* by RetiQlum22007-08-07 11:13:55
    She never said they were nightmares, by raptillicus2007-08-07 08:45:01
      "I was seriously getting nightmares," she said. by kelli2172007-08-07 08:51:48
        Ye gods! I read to fast! by raptillicus2007-08-07 08:57:01
  So would that make you an expert? by raptillicus2007-08-07 08:08:19
    Anybody who's ever had dreams about work, by postaljohn2007-08-07 09:17:33
      Me. They weren't nightmares though... just boring. by raptillicus2007-08-07 09:22:12
      \o/ by emlaabs2007-08-07 09:22:10
    Since she was having nightmares by SoylentGreen2007-08-07 09:16:34
      Arrgh! by postaljohn2007-08-07 09:18:38
      Men's thongs? EWWWWWWW.... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-08-07 09:17:57
        As far as I'm concerned, by postaljohn2007-08-07 09:20:16
Heh - Crash IE6 with a single line of HTML by maximumbob2007-08-07 08:02:32
  Even stranger. It will crash Firefox. by Peace_man2007-08-07 08:44:43
    thats because its not shampoo by robertltux2007-08-07 09:14:14
    That's because... by kelli2172007-08-07 08:53:48
      IE rendering engine is open source? by Peace_man2007-08-07 08:56:51
        IE tab is for Windows versions of Firefox only by Snate2007-08-07 09:02:41
          Ah, so they are sneaky:-) by Peace_man2007-08-07 09:05:48
  Well works in IE7 by MikeCDN2007-08-07 08:09:40
    Agreed, there's no standard for... by SnappingTurtle2007-08-07 08:48:56
    Yes, I wouldn't say "rendered correctly" :p by maximumbob2007-08-07 08:19:00
  Heh... by the_diggity2007-08-07 08:04:39
*cries* by Arman X2007-08-07 07:59:45
  Up for me (n/t) by maximumbob2007-08-07 08:03:19
    Seems that just secure.newegg.com is down for me (n/t) by Arman X2007-08-07 08:05:22
      That's up for me as well (n/t) by maximumbob2007-08-07 08:19:54
        Great... :-P by Arman X2007-08-07 08:23:11
Stuff I learned from the project I just finished by basher202007-08-07 07:58:47
  {{{basher20}}} by Bertram2007-08-07 09:23:37
One more day by DesertRat662007-08-07 07:39:06
  Care to share where it is? (n/t) by techi8702007-08-07 08:20:46
I'm going to take myself of the board for a day. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 07:27:45
  What the heck did I start last night? (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 07:51:37
    The caesar salad jihad :-) (n/t) by SoylentGreen2007-08-07 07:57:17
      Simple question turned into a stupid dustup by lab rat2007-08-07 08:32:26
        Have you seen the OLD Brennan's cook book? by SoylentGreen2007-08-07 09:11:40
          I had one, but it was lost. I think my Mom has by lab rat2007-08-07 09:36:04
      Any greens in there? Soylent ones? (n/t) by raptillicus2007-08-07 08:08:57
  What you mean is, you haven't slept you and you're by raptillicus2007-08-07 07:31:16
    Quite effective projection. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 07:36:43
  *Hands Reti a ticket to the Angry Dome* by hactar the uhhh2007-08-07 07:30:14
Help center joke from USENET by voxwoman2007-08-07 07:22:05
  It's not really a joke by chaotic2007-08-07 07:45:56
    Ive got a reverse one by robertltux2007-08-07 08:04:22
    I have (almost) by Karl-Henrik2007-08-07 07:54:08
      *grins* by chaotic2007-08-07 08:56:01
  I've had worse. No kidding. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-07 07:31:21
  I wish it was a joke by DesertRat662007-08-07 07:26:39
  *snerk* (n/t) by raptillicus2007-08-07 07:24:57
It is officially a delayed action Monday by classic_jon2007-08-07 07:15:27
  It's funny becuase... by raptillicus2007-08-07 07:33:28
  The force is strong with this one... by SQLRat2007-08-07 07:26:41
  Are you sure the shovel won't attack you? (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-07 07:24:17
    If it is not electronic, otherwise by classic_jon2007-08-07 07:42:25
Some days you just channel Master Po. by SQLRat2007-08-07 06:59:13
  All it ever needs is a new perspective... by splat_ed2007-08-07 07:04:39
    Yep -- An outside perspective really helps. by Twitchh2007-08-07 07:24:38
      Reminds me of the.. by SQLRat2007-08-07 08:08:05
        Twitchh runs faster than Mr. Miyagi. :o) (n/t) by morenna2007-08-07 16:11:16
    *evil chuckle* (n/t) by SQLRat2007-08-07 07:10:43
Sometimes you need to stop by schwing12007-08-07 06:59:05
  Oh! black cat. by postaljohn2007-08-07 10:15:32
  Don't mix-up the bottles! (n/t) by ideur2007-08-07 08:07:28
  Sweet! by chaotic2007-08-07 07:20:46
    Both by schwing12007-08-07 07:30:12
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-08-07 06:42:19
It's too early in the morning for me to be this by voxwoman2007-08-07 06:34:13
Balh.. me need sleep. by Woodburn2007-08-07 06:25:07
Attn: Tyop: by RetiQlum22007-08-07 06:24:00
  Um by purplepineapple2007-08-07 06:27:18
    I appologoziae. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 07:20:51
QUUUERN by dab2007-08-07 06:07:27
  And now I can almost do UBUNTU by purplepineapple2007-08-07 07:00:50
    Guys, the lady is requesting removal of dab. by krikkert2007-08-07 07:02:18
  I went with QUA by purplepineapple2007-08-07 06:22:38
  que is a perfectly valid word... by dals_rule2007-08-07 06:19:24
    ok, so it only works by dals_rule2007-08-07 06:22:33
  Anyone remember Jargle? by Myke2007-08-07 06:19:07
    I used to love that game! by MatthewDBA2007-08-07 06:28:57
  quern by altordwm2007-08-07 06:17:33
    Doesn't anybody else know this word? by MatthewDBA2007-08-07 06:25:27
  What else is on the board? by Didactylos2007-08-07 06:14:49
  Quern by MatthewDBA2007-08-07 06:14:20
    Furthermore by MatthewDBA2007-08-07 06:17:11
  Rune by klar_at_work2007-08-07 06:11:31
    I joined :P (n/t) by raptillicus2007-08-07 07:01:00
    It's someone elses hand... by dab2007-08-07 06:12:29
  RUN (n/t) by splat_ed2007-08-07 06:09:43
    + E = RUNE (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-07 06:10:55
This is quite unfair. by MatthewDBA2007-08-07 05:50:08
  Tell me about it! by Peace_man2007-08-07 09:00:22
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-08-07 05:30:08
Orange loses at webmail. by Esteis2007-08-07 05:10:01
  Orange = spammer by sysangel2007-08-07 06:01:35
    Actually, it's not my e-mail account. by Esteis2007-08-07 06:42:05
  That's also known as cluebattery (n/t) by Eboreg2007-08-07 05:13:17
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  Moderated for direct link to LotD by Nea2007-08-07 08:29:21
  ...although by DaveK2007-08-07 04:55:08
Yo, Phoon? by Tyop2007-08-07 04:46:10
  Why? by RetiQlum22007-08-07 04:57:20
    Not to be rude. by Tyop2007-08-07 05:00:55
      I appologize. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 05:50:46
  Sent. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-07 04:55:04
    replied. by Tyop2007-08-07 05:08:14
hi ho! hi ho! its off to work I go zzzzzzzzz :P :) by Garrinka2007-08-07 04:41:35
  I'm still trying to figure out how by hactar the uhhh2007-08-07 05:05:32
    A similar situation made me drink less alcohol. :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 05:35:05
      I rarely drink... by hactar the uhhh2007-08-07 05:42:05
        I drink very occasionally, too. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 05:45:02
          Trains? by hactar the uhhh2007-08-07 05:46:39
            Took the job I could get. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 06:45:45
AlanWife comes home today! by AlanTwo2007-08-07 04:31:40
  If AlanTwo is smart cookie we wont by Silverfire2007-08-07 08:04:27
  Yay! by esbita2007-08-07 05:06:19
  grats man... you guys take care! by Garrinka2007-08-07 04:36:15
  Mazel Tov! (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-07 04:35:55
  \o/ by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 04:33:41
  Huzzah! by Treehugger2007-08-07 04:33:15
what's it to you? by ouvrebyte2007-08-07 04:20:35
  To me, it is a two-letter word. (n/t) by rorajoey2007-08-07 20:52:58
  If it's public, then it's my business. (n/t) by Peace_man2007-08-07 09:09:45
  To me, I suppose It would be by altordwm2007-08-07 05:30:29
  The muffin is in the afterlife. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 04:35:16
    No, no, no! You got that wrong! by ideur2007-08-07 05:02:33
  Shhh! They are listening! (n/t) by veran2007-08-07 04:28:11
    you might be paranoid by ouvrebyte2007-08-07 04:32:09
      The phones have been tapped since the cold war by veran2007-08-07 04:37:58
        /me waves to Echelon 3rd line analysts. by jeff_uk2007-08-07 04:41:49
          I suspect they skim a lot by veran2007-08-07 04:43:04
            Incidentally, i saw paul whitehouse on stage. by jeff_uk2007-08-07 04:47:15
              They will be coming after him, then by veran2007-08-07 04:59:21
  none of your [censored] business. :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-08-07 04:22:09
if ($USER==amp_man) murphys_law = 1 by amp_man2007-08-07 04:14:01
  Use another distro? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 04:16:24
    the thought had occurred to me... by amp_man2007-08-07 04:23:02
      The instructions jsut say "vanilla kernel". by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 04:32:53
        It's the part about klibc that looks like a hassle by amp_man2007-08-07 04:39:58
          Good night. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 04:40:57
Oh, curses. Broken video card, and I can't replace by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 04:13:30
  if the box has pci slots, get a an old/used one by buzzin2007-08-07 04:17:41
    It does have a PCI slot. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 04:29:14
      I don't know where you live... by cpqrst32007-08-07 04:40:58
        Germany is about right. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 04:41:39
          if you lived here in usa by jaqie2007-08-07 06:53:58
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-08-07 04:00:04
I just saw the cat stalking prey. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 03:15:50
  i think you mean guess who's gonna by unjust2007-08-07 15:40:57
  Which is worse, that, or by shadowsystems2007-08-07 03:41:10
    Poison ivy. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 03:43:48
      you plants me bugs.. who would've guessed? :) by Garrinka2007-08-07 04:34:26
      Wash the cat ? by Cokish2007-08-07 04:31:15
      Ok, which is worse... =)P by shadowsystems2007-08-07 04:12:12
      glad you saw it happen then. by madjo2007-08-07 03:59:15
Orbital lart requested on one English teacher :P by Stardust2007-08-07 03:07:06
  *keys in coordinates for $teacher* by AlanTwo2007-08-07 04:35:59
  guys not physics lesson or chemistry .. english :) by Garrinka2007-08-07 04:29:20
  Your next project: by RetiQlum22007-08-07 03:19:20
    Freeze it first .... by klar_at_work2007-08-07 03:27:07
      Wouldn't it just shatter? (n/t) by Stormkitten2007-08-07 03:34:17
        never heard of pilot holes? by jeff_uk2007-08-07 04:56:23
          What are you plotting? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 04:57:40
            The graph of y=x^2 (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-08-07 05:56:51
              Is that an allegory or just a parable? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 06:46:29
                I'm not sure what section that falls in by MatthewDBA2007-08-07 07:31:44
                  As long as it isn't an infinite loop... (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 07:35:26
                    It can't be by MatthewDBA2007-08-07 07:41:18
        Doesn't have to be frozen solid. by Phoon2007-08-07 03:44:10
        Yep. Klar gets an 'F'. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-07 03:36:28
          I do not recoqnize nor accept the A-F by klar_at_work2007-08-07 04:20:34
          What if you put the nail through by Treehugger2007-08-07 03:37:36
            Only if you used liquid nitrogen. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 03:45:52
            Easier way: by whybird2007-08-07 03:44:13
              Put more potatoe dust into it by veran2007-08-07 04:42:17
No anchovies in a caesar salad? by RetiQlum22007-08-07 02:52:39
  Here's my recipe by SoylentGreen2007-08-07 05:11:44
  It's actually more closely related to curry. by Phoon2007-08-07 03:26:52
    That story is a myth. by quilting_kitty2007-08-07 11:47:31
    To make a hollow laughing. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 03:33:19
      It's got a lot of the same spices in it. by JimK2007-08-07 03:49:13
        Lea & Perrins was invented in the 1830's by RetiQlum22007-08-07 03:54:06
          Lea & Perrins *IS* Worcestershire sauce. by Didactylos2007-08-07 04:14:08
            It. Is. A. Sauce. That. Contains. Fish. by shadowsystems2007-08-07 04:36:43
              It's not "fish sauce" by Didactylos2007-08-07 05:03:54
                Fish sauce = nuoc mam by SoylentGreen2007-08-07 05:23:25
                  The method is entirely different, too. by Didactylos2007-08-07 05:37:46
              It's not, however, the "fish sauce" that RQ is by Phoon2007-08-07 04:37:41
      Maybe not what you consider curry... by Phoon2007-08-07 03:38:39
        I don't think I've ever tasted plain Worcester... by Nath32007-08-07 05:22:05
  You can't spell it.... by Didactylos2007-08-07 03:23:48
    Late reply by hyzenthlay2007-08-07 05:33:06
      I said it makes him *look* like one. by Didactylos2007-08-07 05:53:33
        I don't want to hear it by hyzenthlay2007-08-07 06:27:07
        Didi, I can hold my own. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 06:00:57
        I think the substance of her comment still holds ( (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-08-07 05:54:37
          I had another look by Didactylos2007-08-07 06:07:31
            It's a recipe by MatthewDBA2007-08-07 06:15:50
              Huh? by Didactylos2007-08-07 06:24:30
                Just because you thought Reti was being rude by purplepineapple2007-08-07 06:41:15
              Can you all just quit it, please? by purplepineapple2007-08-07 06:24:17
                *sorry* by MatthewDBA2007-08-07 06:26:13
                  I know. by purplepineapple2007-08-07 06:39:10
    Well then, how do you think it'd made? by RetiQlum22007-08-07 03:28:26
      Umm... by Didactylos2007-08-07 03:40:35
        No he's not. by shadowsystems2007-08-07 03:54:35
          But it's not seasoned fish sauce. by JimK2007-08-07 03:58:36
            It is a sauce that contains fish. by shadowsystems2007-08-07 04:03:58
            That is how they make it NOW. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 04:03:45
              Same as they first made it. (n/t) by JimK2007-08-07 04:39:37
              No. (n/t) by Didactylos2007-08-07 04:08:21
                Yes. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 04:39:52
                  Prove it. by Didactylos2007-08-07 05:05:18
                  The "change" was fermenting it. by Phoon2007-08-07 04:42:30
              Nope. by Phoon2007-08-07 04:05:12
          They actually tried to release the origional. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 03:57:02
            Again, you're making stuff up. (n/t) by Didactylos2007-08-07 04:09:05
            What, roadkill wasn't available? by shadowsystems2007-08-07 03:59:53
      It was originally made from curry powder. by Phoon2007-08-07 03:30:10
        Again, nope. by shadowsystems2007-08-07 03:58:00
          "Curry" has multiple meanings. by Phoon2007-08-07 04:04:06
            That noise was the discussion by shadowsystems2007-08-07 04:04:58
              "You are entitled to your own opinion, by Phoon2007-08-07 04:08:26
        See his post for fallacies. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-07 03:34:05
  Anchovies belong in the water by digitig2007-08-07 03:17:43
    What is the point in that? (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-08-07 03:20:16
  Anchovies belong on a pizza! by ideur2007-08-07 03:07:58
    As long as there's no pineapple. by JimK2007-08-07 03:15:39
      Yay! Finally someone else who agrees with me. by Nea2007-08-07 08:45:01
      Not together with anchovies by ideur2007-08-07 03:21:33
      That's what I thought. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 03:17:53
        Would've been even better wiith anchovies by SoylentGreen2007-08-07 05:15:18
        Don't forget the spinach, old man. ")_ (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-08-07 03:19:53
          I'm 35 IIRC you are older than that. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 03:23:52
            Lab_rat is even older than I am. :) by klar_at_work2007-08-07 03:28:41
            Don't worry about the age! by ideur2007-08-07 03:26:53
              And you still proof them right, right? :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-08-07 03:27:58
                Hey! I shower daily, sometimes even more! by ideur2007-08-07 03:28:50
                  Walking in the rain doesn't count. (n/t) by krikkert2007-08-07 06:45:36
SOT-why-bother-anymore-M by Phoon2007-08-07 02:42:43
Okay, this just sucks by madjo2007-08-07 02:32:22
  Sounds strange and stupid. by Cokish2007-08-07 02:45:34
    And ask for an extention on the august 15. by klar_at_work2007-08-07 03:18:57
      I have a few options by madjo2007-08-07 04:18:58
        I wouldnt call Postbank a bank. actually. by klar_at_work2007-08-07 05:30:24
          my answers by MadJo2007-08-07 09:06:49
        the mortgage market in the US is having problems by voxwoman2007-08-07 04:55:15
          Opposite by Cokish2007-08-07 04:59:28
  Did you ask the same bank where your by klar_at_work2007-08-07 02:35:50
    well, me and my financial advisor are looking at by madjo2007-08-07 02:51:14
      Dunno about where you work, but public transport by buzzin2007-08-07 04:15:33
        I have an NS businesscard by MadJo2007-08-07 09:20:33
        You working at Hoog Catharijne? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-08-07 05:31:48
      Can't you take it out on both sides of the balance by klar_at_work2007-08-07 03:17:50
        Let your employer create a new overview by Cokish2007-08-07 04:29:45
      mobiliteitsvergoeding = tranport allowance. by JimK2007-08-07 03:14:34
Caffiene is good for you! by Dagna2007-08-07 01:30:02
  Naaa by Merfax2007-08-07 03:43:07
    does that SIM come from a computer by madjo2007-08-07 03:58:29
  but but but by Klymer2007-08-07 01:33:28
    Same here, neither old nor female by veran2007-08-07 04:12:58
    That can be helped. (n/t) by Qcumber-some2007-08-07 02:16:50
      no go away! (n/t) by Klymer2007-08-07 02:45:27
        Don't want to be a woman? Misogynist! (n/t) by Qcumber-some2007-08-07 03:04:12
Right. That's it. by purplepineapple2007-08-07 01:21:59
  Just got a cat by Karl-Henrik2007-08-07 02:05:33
    I'm talking about an adult cat. by purplepineapple2007-08-07 02:32:40
  lock him for two weeks in a room by Cokish2007-08-07 01:37:51
    I don't have the room. by purplepineapple2007-08-07 02:01:10
      It is what vets say when you move a cat by Cokish2007-08-07 02:10:22
Boinc isn't doing anything! by Michiel2007-08-07 01:18:21
  I reinstalled boind. Works fine now. by Michiel2007-08-07 05:50:28
    Good. by afterburner2007-08-07 08:16:05
      Actually, it's still the same version. by Michiel2007-08-07 08:28:08
    Ehm. That's "boinc". :-) (n/t) by Michiel2007-08-07 05:50:51
  I had a similar problem, around the same time... by amp_man2007-08-07 01:28:00
  What does boinc manager say? by afterburner2007-08-07 01:23:36
    Boinc manager you say? by Michiel2007-08-07 01:46:40
      run "boincmgr", it should be in there somewhere by amp_man2007-08-07 01:57:27
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-08-07 01:00:02
Attn: Klaranth, Stormkitten, Chaotic, Feaishadow by vectorz2007-08-07 00:53:39
  Good. Gives Chaotic some more time to write by klar_at_work2007-08-07 01:11:24
    Did you recieve my email, Klar? by chaotic2007-08-07 02:11:42
      i gave you access to the other account. by klar_at_work2007-08-07 02:39:31
        It works, thanks. by chaotic2007-08-07 02:47:37
          Feel free to interspers the story that exists alre by klar_at_work2007-08-07 04:21:47
            I would, but I can't save by chaotic2007-08-07 06:04:56
              no chance here at work by chaotic2007-08-07 07:06:12
                finally got my comments in by chaotic2007-08-07 10:26:48
do we see a pattern here ? by dennismv2007-08-07 00:40:51
  Yay! Emancipation! by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:17:11
    Then quit encouraging it. by Phoon2007-08-07 02:04:56
      FPB, Phoon. FPB. by shadowsystems2007-08-07 02:43:44
        and .... by dennismv2007-08-07 08:15:05
      Laughing with friends is not encouraging it by Treehugger2007-08-07 02:07:12
        Yes, but sleeping with any "bad boy" who comes by Phoon2007-08-07 02:08:48
          How many women really do that? by JimK2007-08-07 02:30:29
            why when you tried to be liked by dennismv2007-08-07 08:34:36
            *hugs JimK* by syren2007-08-07 02:48:21
              *hugs JimK* by Treehugger2007-08-07 02:50:57
                Thanks, both of you. That's made my morning :-) ( (n/t) by JimK2007-08-07 03:08:33
                  You're welcome! by syren2007-08-07 05:31:56
                  (Jealous ankle kicking spree) by shadowsystems2007-08-07 03:37:29
                    We might have been thinking about hugging you too by Treehugger2007-08-07 03:38:18
                      (Offers a house cleaning in exchange for hugs) by shadowsystems2007-08-07 04:13:03
                        *hugs shadowsystem* by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 04:21:50
                          Woo HOO! =D by shadowsystems2007-08-07 04:42:49
                            Excellent. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 04:44:19
                        The whole house? by Treehugger2007-08-07 04:20:45
                          Sure! =)P by shadowsystems2007-08-07 04:38:07
                            *hugs shadowsystems* by Treehugger2007-08-07 04:38:57
                              Ok, do you want the mess by shadowsystems2007-08-07 04:43:49
          Right. So just because some woman sleeps with by Treehugger2007-08-07 02:12:45
            It's no less fair than forcing the rest of us to by Phoon2007-08-07 02:14:56
              <Deleted><Deleted>2007-08-07 05:35:48
                Mod'd: ad hominem. (n/t) by Tyop2007-08-07 05:36:16
                Isn't there a board rule against personal attacks? by Phoon2007-08-07 03:13:29
                  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-08-07 05:36:42
                    Mod'd: not nice behaviour. (n/t) by Tyop2007-08-07 05:37:29
              There's a difference between asking by Treehugger2007-08-07 02:17:07
                Apparently, very few women recognize the differenc by Phoon2007-08-07 02:18:21
                  Think about your response to telemarketers by oot2007-08-07 04:33:01
                    I answer phones a lot by veran2007-08-07 05:10:27
                  Yes they should be more polite, by Treehugger2007-08-07 02:26:01
                    Try being rejected all night. by Phoon2007-08-07 02:28:27
                      Nights of rejection are cruel indeed by Treehugger2007-08-07 02:44:52
                        Simple: who does the rejecting? (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-07 02:47:11
                          That's not an argument! by syren2007-08-07 02:53:44
                            or getting ridiculed just for showing up by voxwoman2007-08-07 05:14:01
                              To be honest: by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 05:22:48
                                indeed. The only reason I go to bars by voxwoman2007-08-07 05:27:47
                                We go because it is halfway between by Treehugger2007-08-07 05:30:02
                                Well, I go to bars to socialize with friends. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 05:32:33
                                Hence why it can get annoying when by Treehugger2007-08-07 05:35:36
                                See, I wouldn't try to pick women up. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 05:37:45
                                You did, I shall get off my hobby horse by Treehugger2007-08-07 05:39:01
                                *bites back Fridayish comment* :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 05:40:38
                                *grin* by Treehugger2007-08-07 05:41:49
                                Treehugger, you are hereby bound by law. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 05:42:53
                                Yay! by Treehugger2007-08-07 05:45:13
                                XD (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 06:43:16
                          So we should lie? by Treehugger2007-08-07 02:49:27
                            No, you should judge *us*, not our idiotic peers. by Phoon2007-08-07 02:51:42
                              Why are men entitled to that much time? by oot2007-08-07 04:43:50
                                We're "entitled" to that... by Phoon2007-08-07 13:55:35
                                Bull by oot2007-08-07 18:34:05
                                Someone is harassing MY oot? by RetiQlum22007-08-07 07:13:20
                                *grin* Thanks by oot2007-08-07 12:00:13
                                You go girl! {{{oot}}} by Treehugger2007-08-07 04:45:00
                                Thanks! {{{treehugger}}} (n/t) by oot2007-08-07 05:01:45
                                I wanted to say that - but I'm too nice by Treehugger2007-08-07 05:03:06
                                So, you are basically saying that by veran2007-08-07 05:05:08
                                Of course, I wouldn't let it lie by Treehugger2007-08-07 05:07:02
                                It is possible to stand ground politely by veran2007-08-07 05:15:50
                                It also depends on the other person by voxwoman2007-08-07 05:30:14
                                or it's viewed as an invitation to debate. by morenna2007-08-07 15:25:14
                                I do my best, by Treehugger2007-08-07 05:17:35
                                I won't blame you for that. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 05:14:41
                                According to this essay by by veran2007-08-07 05:19:47
                                The reasons should be interesting. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 05:21:49
                                I think it was mostly polite by Treehugger2007-08-07 05:16:23
                                True, that. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 05:19:22
                              Yes, we probably should. by Treehugger2007-08-07 03:00:08
                                There's a huge difference between by Phoon2007-08-07 03:03:21
                                That means the first impression you make by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 04:25:41
                                I'm not trying to get laid. by Phoon2007-08-07 04:28:49
                                You come across as such, though. by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 04:34:24
                                Why would I bother? by Phoon2007-08-07 04:36:48
                                Then you're probably looking in the wrong place by oot2007-08-07 04:56:03
                                Women smile and say Hi to me by veran2007-08-07 05:02:21
                                Let me reiterate: by CynicalRyan2007-08-07 04:40:07
                                There is indeed by Treehugger2007-08-07 03:07:04
                      You shouldn't drink and drive. by fudje2007-08-07 02:37:09
                        I don't drink while I'm out. by Phoon2007-08-07 02:39:50
                          you are not evil enough by veran2007-08-07 04:27:43
                            The problem is, I can't drink. by Phoon2007-08-07 04:30:45
                              You could call a taxi by veran2007-08-07 04:35:52
                                why are you trying to meet women in BARS? by voxwoman2007-08-07 05:07:15
                                A human at an SF convention? by veran2007-08-07 05:12:15
                                A bar at a SF convention? by Treehugger2007-08-07 05:13:28
                                there usually is a bar in the hotel(s) for the by voxwoman2007-08-07 05:22:10
                                That ought to be good by veran2007-08-07 05:31:25
                                There's always occation for a bar to exist (n/t) by veran2007-08-07 05:20:18
                                The problem with that... by Phoon2007-08-07 05:11:25
                                Really? Dragoncon seemed almost even on gender by esbita2007-08-07 06:32:26
                                if you have to guess, that means you haven't gone by voxwoman2007-08-07 05:20:12
                                I met my SO by Stormkitten2007-08-07 05:22:41
                                I priced taxis. by Phoon2007-08-07 04:39:10
                                Carpool by veran2007-08-07 04:46:11
                                Nobody my age around here. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-07 04:49:15
                                The elderly don't drink? (n/t) by veran2007-08-07 05:00:28
                                The elderly want nothing to do with me. by Phoon2007-08-07 05:01:47
                                Offer them beer and ask about Normandy. (n/t) by veran2007-08-07 05:04:02
                  What I'm trying to say is, by Phoon2007-08-07 02:22:55
                    And what I'm trying to say is by Treehugger2007-08-07 02:28:03
                      Poor choice of word there. by fudje2007-08-07 02:32:44
                        I agree there are two types of both genders by Treehugger2007-08-07 02:39:41
                      To an extent, it's a fair assumption. by Phoon2007-08-07 02:31:56
                        I don't know where you go... by Treehugger2007-08-07 02:37:53
                    Try this, by fudje2007-08-07 02:27:42
  only know one out of three by madjo2007-08-07 01:10:51
    No, it's about guys coming on to them, by Phoon2007-08-07 01:12:53
      I see what you mean by madjo2007-08-07 01:24:18
        read this comment again by madjo2007-08-07 03:46:43
        some musings by madjo2007-08-07 02:02:38
  "You suck, go away." (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-07 00:54:55
    I see by dennismv2007-08-07 00:59:02
      More like, anyone who shows interest. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-07 01:07:01
  none of them i would ever buy by Klymer2007-08-07 00:46:12
  they all suck? (n/t) by amp_man2007-08-07 00:44:02
    haha !! well, besides that. by dennismv2007-08-07 00:49:24
      I've only heard the first one by amp_man2007-08-07 01:31:24
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-08-07 00:35:08
  Hello! by Nea2007-08-07 08:52:56
    Looks like treehugger has gone home already by afterburner2007-08-07 10:02:39
      Thank you... by Nea2007-08-07 10:23:27
        No worries by afterburner2007-08-07 10:31:19
          Fog is definitely nifty. by Nea2007-08-07 10:54:06
      I was actually in the lab by Treehugger2007-08-07 10:10:21
        Yes, go home and relax... by Nea2007-08-07 10:24:20
        Oh? You're late at work, then. by afterburner2007-08-07 10:14:13
  Finally caught up on sleep last night. by Silverfire2007-08-07 08:14:02
  Mornin' all! by kc5sdy2007-08-07 06:47:09
  *stumbles in and collapses on a couch* by vampire2007-08-07 06:46:15
  *gets big mug of BAS to go* by AlanTwo2007-08-07 04:34:39
    I hope everything goes well by Treehugger2007-08-07 04:52:07
  *stumbles in... by raptillicus2007-08-07 04:22:21
    Not in the doorway, you might obstruct passage by Treehugger2007-08-07 04:29:28
      Moans uncomprehensibly... by raptillicus2007-08-07 04:54:54
  hmm, what do you reccommend? by amp_man2007-08-07 01:43:36
    For alcoholic I recomend the Pan Galactic by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:46:38
      hmm...Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster sounds good by amp_man2007-08-07 01:49:02
        *mixes deadly alcoholicness* by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:49:49
          thanks! (n/t) by amp_man2007-08-07 01:51:54
          I thought you said you didn't serve by Phoon2007-08-07 01:51:10
            It's not an accurate description under the by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:51:49
    BAS is coffee. Black As Sin! by Dagna2007-08-07 01:45:35
  *wanders in* by Dagna2007-08-07 01:39:24
    *serves extra large BAS and has one herself* by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:40:44
      I'm a born again teenager... by Dagna2007-08-07 01:43:20
        No, not the dreaded middleages by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:44:47
          Definitely not! by Dagna2007-08-07 01:46:56
            *giggle* by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:47:26
  One Ceasar Salad with anchovies, please. by klar_at_work2007-08-07 01:32:10
    *serves meal* by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:34:33
      I am also an excellent cook, lady. :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-08-07 01:54:16
        and so you order here? :P (n/t) by madjo2007-08-07 04:10:22
          he's probably also lazy ;) (n/t) by chaotic2007-08-07 07:07:44
  Cup of Sertraline Hydrochlorine please. by NemoHac2007-08-07 01:09:39
    wha? by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:11:48
      just a bad joke at my own expense. by NemoHac2007-08-07 01:15:52
        Oh. Ok. Sorry. *hugs* by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:17:57
          Over two years since I was last on the meds :) by NemoHac2007-08-07 01:21:27
            *ruffles hair* by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:24:15
              Thanks. It's borderline at the moment. by NemoHac2007-08-07 01:30:30
                {{{NemoHac}}} by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:35:59
                  Oh that's Baaaaaaaad! (great joke) by NemoHac2007-08-07 01:37:14
                    A red bucket? (n/t) by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:38:22
                      :) by NemoHac2007-08-07 01:43:01
                        A blue bucket? (n/t) by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:45:03
                          A red bucket in disguise :P by NemoHac2007-08-07 01:46:06
                            Custard! (n/t) by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:46:56
                              A bulldozer! by NemoHac2007-08-07 01:49:51
                                I was thinking of shark infested custard by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:52:18
                                Wouldn't that be 'leaping the shark' just a bit? by NemoHac2007-08-07 01:54:01
      Zoloft. A serotonin selective reuptake inhibitor (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-08-07 01:15:12
        Thanks - could remember what the second S was for. (n/t) by NemoHac2007-08-07 01:18:38
          :s/could/couldn't/ (n/t) by NemoHac2007-08-07 01:22:27
      I'll settle for a hemlock cocktail. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-07 01:14:18
        We don't serve them by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:18:43
          If "hanging out poolside" ever made good memories by Phoon2007-08-07 01:20:02
            It might here, we're nice! by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:21:09
              Just makes things worse. by Phoon2007-08-07 01:22:56
                I know what happens here makes RL hurt more by NemoHac2007-08-07 01:25:57
                Fair dos... by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:24:56
        Mate, what did I say earlier? by NemoHac2007-08-07 01:17:39
        Hey. no sneaking into the line. by klar_at_work2007-08-07 01:16:02
  grmblrgrm... *sigh* by resc2007-08-07 01:01:05
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:02:11
      Thanky! by resc2007-08-07 01:11:37
        *refils BAS* by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:13:36
          Feels like there's 2310 things... by resc2007-08-07 01:20:00
            Goodness! You've been busy! by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:22:38
  Morning by afterburner2007-08-07 00:56:48
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:00:46
      *sips BAS* by afterburner2007-08-07 01:06:32
        *huggles sleeping schedule* by Treehugger2007-08-07 01:07:34
          It'll be an uphill battle for sure. by afterburner2007-08-07 01:09:50
  morning by Klymer2007-08-07 00:44:47
    Huzzah! by Treehugger2007-08-07 00:46:16
      *yawns* by Klymer2007-08-07 00:53:12
        awww. by Treehugger2007-08-07 00:59:56
          considering the parents by Klymer2007-08-07 01:05:41
  's hot! by syren2007-08-07 00:44:31
    *serves tea and toast to go* by Treehugger2007-08-07 00:45:53
      Lovely! by syren2007-08-07 00:51:27
        some bloke = Rob Thomas by madjo2007-08-07 01:05:42
        Also I have lost the ability to spell. by syren2007-08-07 00:53:20
          congratulations! by Treehugger2007-08-07 00:59:10
  Good morning by vectorz2007-08-07 00:43:15
    *serves GAP and bagel* by Treehugger2007-08-07 00:45:25
      Of course I am... by vectorz2007-08-07 00:56:47
        *feeds the bugs GAP* by Treehugger2007-08-07 00:58:30
          Those were our long holidays :( by vectorz2007-08-07 01:43:51
Grmbl. Stoopid Sysadmins here .... by klar_at_work2007-08-07 00:34:19
  congratulations! and welcome to the wonderful by madjo2007-08-07 00:52:02
    I doubt they let me bring Firefox in. by klar_at_work2007-08-07 01:13:41
      Got a working USB port? by Phoon2007-08-07 01:17:34
        That wouldn't work on my watch ;) by jeff_uk2007-08-07 04:43:36
          Renames to PortableFirefox.scr. Loads. Profit :) (n/t) by sazzer2007-08-07 05:11:01
            If it's executable and not in the signatures list by jeff_uk2007-08-07 07:28:57
              Ah - sneaky. What if I renamed it to explorer.exe? by sazzer2007-08-07 09:16:43
Bwahahaha Sneaky Stef. by klar_at_work2007-08-07 00:33:10
  Glad I live in a right to work state! (n/t) by lab rat2007-08-07 00:35:57
Project update done and submitted by lab rat2007-08-07 00:16:45
  congrats! so does this mean you get a day off? (n/ (n/t) by amp_man2007-08-07 00:27:29
    No, this is contract work. by lab rat2007-08-07 00:30:12
      maybe you are "userfriendly" ;) (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-08-07 00:33:11
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-08-07 00:01:19
Translations by Nea2007-08-07 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by madjo2007-08-07 01:00:25
    Door MadJo by madjo2007-08-07 01:01:41
  Deutsch/German (n/t) by cwachter2007-08-07 00:03:26
    by cwachter by cwachter2007-08-07 00:12:19
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-08-07 00:00:05
  College. by undrcvrparothed2007-08-07 19:02:36
  Financial Prognostication by SouthpawPL2007-08-07 11:28:59
  High School exit exam... by AshyRaine2007-08-07 07:58:45
  Dealing with people. by kelli2172007-08-07 07:45:32
  Not being more direct with this girl at W:O:A. by Mad Marty2007-08-07 07:44:31
  According to my wife, I can't do anything right. ( (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-08-07 06:50:34
    According to my wife, by postaljohn2007-08-07 11:32:25
    Another failing, I'm married. (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-08-07 06:51:27
  I get very short with people, very easy. (n/t) by FNORDer2007-08-07 06:38:53
  Physics 101 by voxwoman2007-08-07 05:33:55
    Physics 201 by spud312007-08-07 10:59:20
  I focus too much on my failings.</loop> (n/t) by Tourne2007-08-07 04:32:44
  I failed to get up as planned this morning. by afterburner2007-08-07 03:56:12
  Wearing a black t-shirt today. 30°C ugh (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-08-07 03:34:10
  too many to choose from. by bluedog9872007-08-07 01:53:44
  The dinner I tried to cook some weeks ago. by Ascag2007-08-07 01:50:13
  Procrastination. That's why I'm here on UF. (n/t) by whybird2007-08-07 01:32:58
  I'm an *$$!@!# by fudje2007-08-07 01:31:02
  I couldn't get that stupid bolt off. by skippy-ish_guy2007-08-07 01:22:51
  I'm a "nice guy". (n/t) by rorajoey2007-08-07 01:19:25
    Amen, brother. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-07 01:21:16
  Back in the day... by resc2007-08-07 01:09:47
  Too honorful. (Fresh story inside!) by Bertram2007-08-07 00:58:53
    where did that happen? by acl682007-08-07 01:08:06
      At home. by Bertram2007-08-07 01:15:49
  Woooh boy, where do I start? by madjo2007-08-07 00:46:03
    and thusly this question ain't helping much by madjo2007-08-07 01:16:21
  world domination by Klymer2007-08-07 00:43:58
  being on time by amp_man2007-08-07 00:29:33
    well infact by Karl-Henrik2007-08-07 00:34:11
      that would be rude by madjo2007-08-07 01:06:39
        well, there's always something to preoccupy... by resc2007-08-07 01:14:05
          "Mow the cat & wash the lawn"? by shadowsystems2007-08-07 02:48:28
          I am pretty much sure that some of the regulars by Karl-Henrik2007-08-07 01:59:42
            I can just imagine hadji's post... by amp_man2007-08-07 02:09:27
              Ha. Ha. Ha... You kill me. =)P by shadowsystems2007-08-07 02:52:47
                I LOL'd too much - by whybird2007-08-07 03:52:29
                  You know the best way to get rid of the coffin? by shadowsystems2007-08-07 04:17:51
  Not offing myself when I had the chance. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-07 00:16:05
    So off yourself if it's that bad. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 03:03:06
      Ouch. It still hurts to hear that name. by spud312007-08-07 08:28:22
      ENOUGH! by NemoHac2007-08-07 03:18:56
        Maybe I stepped over the line. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 03:42:01
          Which I have been doing by NemoHac2007-08-07 04:06:22
            Forget him for a minute: by RetiQlum22007-08-07 04:15:58
              I get the point by NemoHac2007-08-07 04:30:50
                Good. by RetiQlum22007-08-07 04:45:55
                  Not to worry by NemoHac2007-08-07 05:00:41
    FUZZY PINK BUNNIES! by shadowsystems2007-08-07 02:47:07
    Mate... Not cool. by NemoHac2007-08-07 00:20:02
      I mean what I say. (n/t) by Phoon2007-08-07 01:09:30
        As do I. by NemoHac2007-08-07 02:42:12
          I've tried getting help. by Phoon2007-08-07 02:45:42
            You have had several offers from UFies that I know by NemoHac2007-08-07 02:54:20
              As I said, "offers". by Phoon2007-08-07 02:55:57
                Well then I'll put it in writing if I have to... by NemoHac2007-08-07 03:15:39
                  problem is that he can't leave by Karl-Henrik2007-08-07 03:32:05
                    It's a question of how far. by Phoon2007-08-07 03:35:59
                      That does not make my offer 'a bluff' by NemoHac2007-08-07 04:25:08
                      Yea I can understand that... by Karl-Henrik2007-08-07 03:38:34
                well you can't move either so... by Karl-Henrik2007-08-07 03:10:14
        Sorry the board need a Phoon, and we got no subs.. by Karl-Henrik2007-08-07 02:03:20
          Retire? Since when is there a retirement plan? by amp_man2007-08-07 02:29:07
  Not taking my health problems as seriously by lab rat2007-08-07 00:14:41
    dito. (n/t) by acl682007-08-07 01:06:01
  Grade 10 physics by othercomics2007-08-07 00:03:05
  Just one? by NemoHac2007-08-07 00:02:38
    Malcolm Reynolds for teh win! (n/t) by fudje2007-08-07 01:29:22
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-08-07 00:00:05
  HankFromSalesimpaledListerhurtlingtowardthesun by NemoHac2007-08-07 00:04:00
    Lister? From Red Dwarf? (n/t) by cuboci2007-08-07 00:09:59
      I assume so. Sentence seems a little disjointed. ( (n/t) by NemoHac2007-08-07 00:10:39
        So Hank saved Lister from hurtling towards the sun by madjo2007-08-07 00:37:49
          or... by wibble2007-08-07 00:52:08
            It's a little hard to keep a kipper by postaljohn2007-08-07 11:25:49
Comment Board Trivia by count_02007-08-07 00:00:01
  laos deo by amp_man2007-08-07 00:18:21
    Right arm & torch by cwachter2007-08-07 00:29:33
      Oops - the question... by cwachter2007-08-07 00:35:14
        hank aron, i think... by amp_man2007-08-07 00:42:32
          Nope by cwachter2007-08-07 00:52:39
            Reggie Jackson. by Adiplomat2007-08-07 01:00:07
              Jack Reynolds? by live_in_aport2007-08-07 01:40:48
              not according to wikipeidia... by amp_man2007-08-07 01:04:08
      2 correct answers and no new question! (n/t) by amp_man2007-08-07 00:31:50
    torch by Nightwind2007-08-07 00:26:34
  laus deo by live_in_aport2007-08-07 00:17:44
    suse by amp_man2007-08-07 00:23:18

 

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