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Cartoon for Jul 26, 2007
Strip for Jul 26, 2007
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sgi don't do html 5 by geltoob2007-07-27 18:15:53
  That's Erwin. by Arachnid2007-07-27 18:25:39
*waves to the diggers* by Myke2007-07-27 15:23:57
*snort* by Glum_Reaper2007-07-27 08:27:34
*fires up mp3 playlist* by AlanTwo2007-07-26 22:52:29
Obesity: contagious? by Nath32007-07-26 22:38:22
  The data is very thorough, by MrTrick2007-07-26 22:49:01
  Depends... have any of you been getting chunkier? by Phoon2007-07-26 22:39:31
    I'm losing weight at an alarming rate. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 23:32:00
UFice: keeping a personal journal? by nhlinux2007-07-26 22:20:19
  vi by aix tom2007-07-27 03:54:42
  Well what are you wanting to do with it? by FNORDer2007-07-26 22:27:43
    Keep it organized by nhlinux2007-07-26 22:41:09
      Why not just store each entry in a text file? by Nath32007-07-27 01:40:21
      Something like this, but for Linux? by toysbfun2007-07-26 22:46:18
        Exactly! (n/t) by nhlinux2007-07-26 23:23:31
Well that was a seriously good curry. by JimK2007-07-26 22:17:29
  They say Amber is the best by klep2007-07-26 22:47:08
  Tim Curry? by hadji2007-07-26 22:35:46
    Adam Curry! (N/T) by klep2007-07-26 22:42:37
      Curry Grant (n/t) by lab rat2007-07-26 22:59:24
      gah 80's hair flashbacks :) by Garrinka2007-07-26 22:46:58
        you in to podcasts? by klep2007-07-26 22:49:20
          will look into it later. when world isn't spinning by Garrinka2007-07-26 22:59:03
            if only the day could be 36 hrs long by klep2007-07-26 23:09:48
              kk bookmarked ty :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-07-26 23:15:55
    curry wurst .. Yummy :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-07-26 22:40:03
No new ideas? by mpwheels2007-07-26 22:16:43
  Oh noes! by Tyop2007-07-26 23:44:14
  Bye bye! by Didactylos2007-07-26 23:31:08
    re: Bye bye! by mpwheels2007-07-27 07:34:47
  Hey, I come here for laughs every morning... by MrTrick2007-07-26 22:41:25
What's better than good bourbon? by Stuka2007-07-26 21:58:58
  Good Bourbon, and a Good friend to share it with. (n/t) by hieraco2007-07-26 23:40:32
  A screwdriver of course. by FNORDer2007-07-26 22:42:19
  Nestle's chocolate milk (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-07-26 22:31:28
  Glennfiddich :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-07-26 22:30:13
    Lagavulin, 16 year old. by rook_mtl2007-07-26 23:01:57
      I once drank some whiskey with an iodine taste by Klaranth2007-07-26 23:08:48
    tried it ug :) by Garrinka2007-07-26 22:57:20
  Good Vodka! (n/t) by lab rat2007-07-26 22:19:23
  one bourbon, one scotch and one beer *sings* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-07-26 22:02:29
    Follows up with... by Stuka2007-07-26 22:03:04
      don't have to ask twice :) jack and coke for me & by Garrinka2007-07-26 22:03:46
        I'll have VO and Coke in a tall glass. (n/t) by Phoon2007-07-26 22:11:35
          *Knocks Phoon upside the head with.... by Stuka2007-07-26 22:15:11
            Compared to US whiskey, Canadian whisky is good. by Phoon2007-07-26 22:19:53
              That's not sayin' much. They're equally nasty by lab rat2007-07-26 22:25:45
              Unless your adding it in... by thepb2007-07-26 22:23:39
                Beat me to it! (n/t) by lab rat2007-07-26 22:26:32
                  Actually I need to correct myself... by thepb2007-07-26 22:28:06
                    That's 'cause we don't water down our alcohol up by rook_mtl2007-07-26 23:04:19
                      oops, that's 8% for Maudite (damned) beer... by rook_mtl2007-07-26 23:05:54
                        Linky to brewery inside... by rook_mtl2007-07-26 23:08:34
                          beer is good! beer is good! lets go drink some bee by Garrinka2007-07-26 23:17:23
                    I think they only sell the alcopop version down by lab rat2007-07-26 22:36:16
        It's Jim Beam Black by Stuka2007-07-26 22:04:25
          That's good stuff... by thepb2007-07-26 22:20:28
          Armenian Brandy anyone? :) by Garrinka2007-07-26 22:06:48
            Ararat? (n/t) by lab rat2007-07-26 22:36:49
              from that region yes :) by Garrinka2007-07-26 22:38:55
                Can you post a picture? by Snate2007-07-26 23:52:34
            Sure, got no issue with brandy by Stuka2007-07-26 22:11:58
            Meh. by AlanTwo2007-07-26 22:10:16
              heh I got it from a lady that lives in the ukraine by Garrinka2007-07-26 22:11:53
                Understandable (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-07-26 22:33:55
  Good scotch. (n/t) by rook_mtl2007-07-26 21:59:54
    Tough call, that by Stuka2007-07-26 22:02:30
Don't point things that look like guns at my girls by RetiQlum22007-07-26 21:48:56
  And before anyone freaks: by RetiQlum22007-07-26 21:55:04
    Ask them to consider this: by hieraco2007-07-26 23:39:45
      Betty says "kill them the first time." by RetiQlum22007-07-26 23:50:06
Would you even hire this guy? by notdeadyet2007-07-26 21:48:51
  Sure, have you seen my photo? by FNORDer2007-07-26 22:35:16
  ?O.o? O. M. G.... W. T. F...? by shadowsystems2007-07-26 22:00:26
The Police concert ROCKED!! by rook_mtl2007-07-26 21:31:33
ahhhhhhh! by Kickstart2007-07-26 21:22:28
  mmmMMMmmmm zombies & bacon! by shadowsystems2007-07-26 21:43:16
  wtf? (n/t) by nix2007-07-26 21:29:27
    bbq (n/t) by hadji2007-07-26 21:31:39
    wysiwtf (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-26 21:30:08
  Aim for the head! by raptor_872007-07-26 21:26:12
I bought a house today by admeralthrawn2007-07-26 21:12:45
  Congrats! (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-07-26 21:49:52
  MAZEL TOV! by RetiQlum22007-07-26 21:17:18
any UFies who do construction? by subbywan2007-07-26 21:04:57
  Depends on how deep you want to bury the bodies? by shadowsystems2007-07-26 21:41:17
    ^^The biggest factor^^ :) by ihavebigpiranha2007-07-26 21:59:27
      donna joke about that John Wayne Gacey is by Garrinka2007-07-26 22:04:53
        aww, don't worry, psychos come from everywhere by ihavebigpiranha2007-07-26 22:10:49
          true but I've studied seriel killers... by Garrinka2007-07-26 22:15:11
            How about the little trivia bit of by shadowsystems2007-07-26 22:22:30
              not every :) there *Quite* a few of them by Garrinka2007-07-26 22:33:04
                I can think of worse jobs... by shadowsystems2007-07-26 22:34:50
                  or maggot farmer.. yes it *is* a job ;) by Garrinka2007-07-26 22:36:18
                    (Laughing merrily) *Wuss* =)P by shadowsystems2007-07-26 23:08:54
              List of murderous Waynes by whybird2007-07-26 22:30:26
  Anywhere from 1m to 3m deep by Didactylos2007-07-26 21:40:05
  What the heck is a basment??/ BWahahahaha by lab rat2007-07-26 21:23:56
    Well if you lived someplace... by RetiQlum22007-07-26 21:28:17
  Depends on the soil, not the state. by werehatrack2007-07-26 21:19:57
    Yup by Stuka2007-07-26 21:53:45
  ATTN: joecrouse ^^^^ (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-26 21:17:58
  It all depends on the soil. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 21:15:16
  many ways by ihavebigpiranha2007-07-26 21:13:30
    definitely using ICF's for all load-bearing walls by subbywan2007-07-26 21:21:00
      Ideally set in bedrock by ihavebigpiranha2007-07-26 21:25:44
  should of asked me 18 years ago :) by Garrinka2007-07-26 21:07:57
    only if I benefit in some way :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-07-26 21:11:04
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-07-26 21:00:06
I think I plugged the wrong wire in. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 20:58:49
  Ohhh noes the magic smoke is let loose :) by Garrinka2007-07-26 21:05:24
  **explodes** (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-26 21:04:14
  *flips the master breaker* (n/t) by werehatrack2007-07-26 21:00:07
    It's a pity that I have a generator and UPS's. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 21:03:36
      *steals generator, shorts UPS* (n/t) by werehatrack2007-07-26 21:05:37
Big pile of boomies makes me smile. by techi8702007-07-26 20:42:36
  Are you setting them off anywhere near Sundre? (n/t) by Danu2007-07-26 21:37:59
    Camping in Caroline this weekend, perhaps we'll by Danu2007-07-26 22:03:25
I just borked the air conditioning in my sisters by raptillicus2007-07-26 20:08:53
  The air-conditioning in my car is borked. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 20:11:25
    My AC's been out for over a year by Stuka2007-07-26 21:55:21
    Gladly. by ihope1272007-07-26 20:48:30
  How'd you pull that off? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-07-26 20:09:26
    By being there. by sgrunt2007-07-26 20:14:41
    Same way I borked my boss's network access by raptillicus2007-07-26 20:14:07
      The filter in the AC unit got one whiff... by RetiQlum22007-07-26 21:01:53
      Jinx. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-26 20:15:00
        Bad karma, maybe? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-07-26 20:29:20
TTGTBT by kahuana2007-07-26 20:01:59
Outline mode for jEdit? (repost) by Phoon2007-07-26 19:48:30
  Sounds like it by Stuka2007-07-26 21:56:11
GRAH! KILL!!!!! by themadkansan2007-07-26 19:40:23
  Bad day? by RetiQlum22007-07-26 21:11:28
  I didn't know people's eyes could cross each other by ihope1272007-07-26 20:01:16
  I didn't know that by sgrunt2007-07-26 19:42:51
    Na, family. by themadkansan2007-07-26 19:44:12
      I couldnt stand kansas, either by jaqie2007-07-26 19:47:19
        Oh, they ain't the only reason. by themadkansan2007-07-26 19:55:44
          I was held captive in by notdeadyet2007-07-26 22:34:36
          fancy moving 900 miles eastish? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-26 19:57:37
            further. by jaqie2007-07-26 19:59:56
              You like Kansas the way I like Miami. by werehatrack2007-07-26 21:04:49
        Is it about the board of education? by raptor_872007-07-26 19:55:19
          Nope. (n/t) by jaqie2007-07-26 19:55:49
Repost: Request for comment by MrTrick2007-07-26 19:38:10
  I don't know enough to comment, but... by Stuka2007-07-26 22:09:13
Police response time by micahrw2007-07-26 19:37:19
  Sheesh. Glad things turned out ok, though. (n/t) by Concept2007-07-26 20:32:46
  which is why you should have knocked him out by joecrouse2007-07-26 19:59:05
    I was seriously tempted. by micahrw2007-07-26 20:16:46
  Nothing unusual by DesertRat662007-07-26 19:55:07
    Well, there are probably way more pizza places by Concept2007-07-26 20:33:32
      Police Officer to citizen Ratio in the U.S. by DesertRat662007-07-26 21:07:23
        He must live in a big city. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 21:20:38
      Our sheriff's department is responsible for 3,716 by Poopyhead2007-07-26 20:45:41
        Our cops only have about 5 square miles to protec by RetiQlum22007-07-26 21:07:13
Creepy case of Synchronicity. by joecrouse2007-07-26 19:35:26
I just got back from playing tennis by hactar the uhhh2007-07-26 19:35:18
  P U you stink go take a shower :) j/k man :) by Garrinka2007-07-26 19:37:38
    Headed to the shower now... by hactar the uhhh2007-07-26 19:40:28
      * follow hactar taking pictures to post to the by Garrinka2007-07-26 19:42:33
        Grah! No! by AlanTwo2007-07-26 19:59:10
W00T! The new dully arrived today! \o/ by kahuana2007-07-26 19:30:37
  Dully or dually? by jaqie2007-07-26 19:49:26
    The finishing of a case by sgrunt2007-07-26 19:52:34
      Ive not seem someone get so excited over a case by jaqie2007-07-26 20:01:10
        Ever had a Lian Li case? by sgrunt2007-07-26 20:07:30
          Why, yes I have. by jaqie2007-07-26 22:50:58
me so tired by voxwoman2007-07-26 19:27:55
  Tell ArielJosephine congrats for me. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 21:24:27
  *gives you an ice cold drink of your choice* :) by Garrinka2007-07-26 19:31:35
    "water!" he hisses... by hactar the uhhh2007-07-26 19:39:07
      hehe :) *shoots hac with water cannon* :) by Garrinka2007-07-26 19:40:48
        *strip :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-07-26 19:47:14
There's just no pleasing some bosses by SnappingTurtle2007-07-26 19:24:41
  You could have by sgrunt2007-07-26 19:35:51
    Well yeah... by SnappingTurtle2007-07-27 10:48:27
I sense a new Dust Puppy favicon. (n/t) by ihope1272007-07-26 19:18:07
  :( by purplepineapple2007-07-26 19:19:55
Perhaps my idea is actually not that useful. by ihope1272007-07-26 19:07:23
  It's very useful. by Didactylos2007-07-26 19:15:06
    Indeed :-) (n/t) by ihope1272007-07-26 19:15:42
What's the average per minute rate at by raptillicus2007-07-26 19:04:14
  O.o huh? rate for what? by jaqie2007-07-26 19:52:03
  About 450 baht last I checked by thread_killer2007-07-26 19:07:20
How much for a colocation center? by ihope1272007-07-26 18:54:13
  I found one I like in michigan for $59 by jaqie2007-07-26 20:03:21
  Last year by thread_killer2007-07-26 19:02:48
    That's quite a bit o' power by Stuka2007-07-26 19:06:56
      I want to start small--if I start at all. (n/t) by ihope1272007-07-26 19:12:19
        About $100 per U (n/t) by Arachnid2007-07-26 19:21:30
          You could always get a virtual server: by Arachnid2007-07-26 19:22:02
            $100 per unit per month? by ihope1272007-07-26 19:37:57
nasty new trogan type RANSOMWARE by robertltux2007-07-26 18:48:40
  It's not new by Arachnid2007-07-26 19:08:09
Hey, tmk (utterly random question): by sgrunt2007-07-26 18:42:52
  Actually, am still quite the hairy. by themadkansan2007-07-26 19:02:11
    What's the ~, then? by sgrunt2007-07-26 19:12:02
      Steam/smoke? (n/t) by ihope1272007-07-26 19:14:48
        I'd wondered if it was by sgrunt2007-07-26 19:21:16
          It regenerates, then gets blown out again. by themadkansan2007-07-26 19:43:07
    yes you are ;) by Garrinka2007-07-26 19:10:17
  Well, it appears you only have him beat by one :) (n/t) by merlin2007-07-26 18:43:31
A lesson learned about PHP by toysbfun2007-07-26 18:40:22
  Well, that does make sense. ;-) by bwkaz2007-07-26 18:56:41
    Sounds like IIS's virtual directories by Stuka2007-07-26 19:01:26
      The "in a database thing"? Yeah, sort of. by bwkaz2007-07-26 19:17:10
        Actually, the screwy placement bit by Stuka2007-07-26 22:19:22
MediumRogue's comment on the heat by Rogue19712007-07-26 18:25:51
Oscar the grim reaper cat ... by Garrinka2007-07-26 18:20:00
  Duplicate post for one below. (n/t) by Silverfire2007-07-26 18:21:31
    Here by Silverfire2007-07-26 18:23:16
    sorry havent read down that far .. just got home by Garrinka2007-07-26 18:22:46
ATTN: pickles, ET server weird again... (n/t) by imperito2007-07-26 17:49:15
  and now it is back, that happened before too... (n/t) by imperito2007-07-26 17:50:19
    and now more weirdness... (n/t) by imperito2007-07-26 18:03:53
      All the artillery must be shaking the cables loose (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-26 18:13:39
        Nope: by RetiQlum22007-07-26 18:17:55
Bloody PDF spammers... (n/t) by themadkansan2007-07-26 17:48:21
  We're getting hit hard at work with those. (n/t) by LSU_Frodin2007-07-26 19:15:20
    I'm getting hit hard at home -- but none make it p by bwkaz2007-07-26 19:31:50
woot so far 3 hours overtime @ $18 /hour :) by Garrinka2007-07-26 17:48:14
  Congrats... by whoami2007-07-26 19:26:43
    thanks man :) *hugs* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-07-26 19:27:47
  I had something like 1.5 hours overtime by kyrasantae2007-07-26 18:17:47
  Hey, it's more money in your pocket. by AlanTwo2007-07-26 17:56:34
    eh they do the major gouging before the overtime by Garrinka2007-07-26 18:07:03
      Laws must be different there then. by themadkansan2007-07-26 18:21:55
        I get $100 a week taken out :P by Garrinka2007-07-26 18:25:01
          Well, lessee... by AlanTwo2007-07-26 20:02:29
          I could only wish... by themadkansan2007-07-26 18:28:56
  Well that explains why I left voicemail by Silverfire2007-07-26 17:53:24
  not quite its hours above and beyond 40 by joecrouse2007-07-26 17:50:07
    I *still* get time and a half :).. by Garrinka2007-07-26 17:54:04
      Ah, there's the rub. by themadkansan2007-07-26 18:00:06
        oh I will unless I take a day off of work .. by Garrinka2007-07-26 18:05:34
          Job security am good thing. by themadkansan2007-07-26 18:19:45
  :( by themadkansan2007-07-26 17:49:24
    usually is here too but we got 30 new jobs today by Garrinka2007-07-26 17:52:31
      Na, rly? Never woulda guessed. by themadkansan2007-07-26 17:57:14
      Dang sounds like a place I might like to by Silverfire2007-07-26 17:56:15
And they said it could never happen by micahrw2007-07-26 17:09:48
  Twice in the past couple of years. by werehatrack2007-07-26 18:31:46
  Ean Malcom was right, "nature will find a way" by jaqie2007-07-26 17:32:56
  Heh. Its extremely rare by Silverfire2007-07-26 17:13:49
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  Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2007-07-26 17:16:17
    You will never take me alive... by micahrw2007-07-26 17:17:53
  Ooops. Mods, double post. (n/t) by Snate2007-07-26 17:10:31
    Sorry. by micahrw2007-07-26 17:11:09
      It's OK. We all make mistakes. No big deal. (n/t by Snate2007-07-26 17:12:30
        So this means? by micahrw2007-07-26 17:14:51
          Not unless you want it >:-) (n/t) by Snate2007-07-26 17:16:27
Hi from our camping spot. by techi8702007-07-26 16:59:44
Very. Mysterious. by maximumbob2007-07-26 16:32:05
  mono versus stero by roadhog2007-07-26 16:50:51
    bingo. (n/t) by jaqie2007-07-26 17:00:28
  Mic jack straight into soundcard works fine by maximumbob2007-07-26 16:37:48
    So you've localized it to the speakers. by themadkansan2007-07-26 16:43:18
      I have used 4 different headsets before with them (n/t) by maximumbob2007-07-26 17:42:54
        Maybe something went wrong with the passthrough. by themadkansan2007-07-26 17:51:11
          Heisenbugs! (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-26 17:57:14
            Implemented in hardware, no less. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2007-07-26 17:58:02
  Maybe it's the speakers? by themadkansan2007-07-26 16:35:47
    Tried that as soon as I finished TLP;see up/down ( (n/t) by maximumbob2007-07-26 16:38:34
      Replied; see sideways/slantwise. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-07-26 16:57:55
SO of course. . . by FerretSimpson2007-07-26 16:17:22
  AZ by hieraco2007-07-26 23:28:23
  AZ by hieraco2007-07-26 23:05:44
  jEdit. (n/t) by Phoon2007-07-26 18:48:16
  edit.exe (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-07-26 17:43:57
  notepad++ (free gnu source code editor, for win) (n/t) by jaqie2007-07-26 17:41:04
  slate and stylus. (n/t) by JimK2007-07-26 17:40:30
  Have they improved the Unicode support yet....? (n (n/t) by Didactylos2007-07-26 17:08:01
    *bonk* Entity. (n/t) by ihope1272007-07-26 17:35:41
  Microsoft! (n/t) by maximumbob2007-07-26 16:43:38
  echo "<b>Hello World</b>" > index.html by MrTrick2007-07-26 16:36:07
  Powerpoint !!!!! (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-26 16:29:16
  Smultron (n/t) by toysbfun2007-07-26 16:19:47
  neither, I dislike them both by Freakazoid2007-07-26 16:19:01
  CRUSADE!!!!!!11111 by sgrunt2007-07-26 16:18:50
    No, Krusader is a file manager. (But the BEST!!!) (n/t) by Esteis2007-07-26 16:28:50
      JIHAD!!!!!!!!!11111 by themadkansan2007-07-26 16:36:50
        That's the spirit. by sgrunt2007-07-26 16:47:42
  Notepad! (n/t) by themadkansan2007-07-26 16:18:41
Pretty sports pictures. (France-Germany, by Esteis2007-07-26 16:15:43
Someone charged 29,000 to my credit card! by varikin2007-07-26 16:12:59
  you call that a bad day? by jaqie2007-07-26 17:36:03
    Should have challenged it by DesertRat662007-07-26 18:54:00
      Cant do that from inside a psych ward by jaqie2007-07-26 19:55:06
        You can challenge any time during the by DesertRat662007-07-26 20:21:50
  Also, put an alert on any other accounts you have. by sieldan2007-07-26 16:54:58
    Thought of doing that during dinner (n/t) by varikin2007-07-26 20:01:29
    Seconded. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-07-26 18:26:10
  As long as you don't use that card to pay for dinn by bwkaz2007-07-26 16:13:53
TTGTWT by AlanTwo2007-07-26 15:35:30
  *heads out the door* (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-07-26 15:40:41
POLL: Active or Passive digitizer on a Tablet PC? by Bonzo2007-07-26 15:19:29
  WACOM by FerretSimpson2007-07-26 16:19:53
  Active or hybrid. My (real) Toshiba M200 has activ (n/t) by shminux2007-07-26 15:41:07
  Active. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 15:23:03
I saved a life tonight. by hieraco2007-07-26 15:16:23
SOTM : In Flames - Whoracle by Bellator2007-07-26 15:10:28
  SOTM : In Flames - Land of confusion by Bellator2007-07-26 16:41:12
Soon I will be selling the world's smallest comic by Klaranth2007-07-26 15:00:42
  Addendum : 2.5 x 4 cm in size. by Klaranth2007-07-26 15:01:27
I'm sick and I clicked the LOTD! by daemon_poet2007-07-26 14:59:13
One better than Itchy & Scratchy by hieraco2007-07-26 14:29:21
  The squirrels are recruiting by basher202007-07-26 14:55:18
    Someone alert the authorities! by veran2007-07-26 15:48:17
Hugs and Good thoughts requested: by Classic_jon2007-07-26 14:17:11
  that large thud into your backyard by robertltux2007-07-26 17:33:49
  (((Hugs for you}}}} (n/t) by Silverfire2007-07-26 17:11:39
  *hugs* by Lady-Luna2007-07-26 16:44:25
  A hug, by Esteis2007-07-26 16:27:31
  Thank you, I appreciate it more than you know (n/t) by Classic_jon2007-07-26 15:01:32
  {{{Classic_jon}}} *gives warm fuzzies* (n/t) by quilting_kitty2007-07-26 14:53:31
  *pours a stiff one, and sends good thoughts* by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 14:20:05
I suffer from UFPV. by Peace_man2007-07-26 14:14:40
  Y'know, Peace_man, by krikkert2007-07-26 14:17:45
    Nah, we just wouldn't call it "justice" by toysbfun2007-07-26 14:59:04
    That would require something to collapse, though. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 14:19:10
Hey Kyra. Get a grip! Friendly tip:) by Rolls2007-07-26 14:11:48
  This isn't a warehouse job by kyrasantae2007-07-26 17:10:24
    Ah. I see. (n/t) by Rolls2007-07-27 00:53:27
Ya know.. some of us don't have the Harry Potter b by romandas2007-07-26 14:10:31
  Ya know.. some of us don't care to have HP books by hieraco2007-07-26 14:56:51
  No one's posted anthing real today by hyzenthlay2007-07-26 14:24:20
  The comment within that post is: (no spoilers) by AndyA2007-07-26 14:20:15
More Harry Potter Epilogue info!!!!! by hyzenthlay2007-07-26 13:53:44
  We already know he is dead by cokish2007-07-26 13:58:51
  Ringing. by sgrunt2007-07-26 13:56:10
    Hangs head - sorry bout that (n/t) by hyzenthlay2007-07-26 13:57:49
Job Offer by sab04032007-07-26 13:47:48
  Uggh... ugly formatting... corrected: by sab04032007-07-26 13:49:51
If i only had the $$$ :( by ExO_DsR2007-07-26 13:43:44
  Number 5 is alive (n/t) by Klaranth2007-07-26 13:51:21
  No disassemble!! (n/t) by Illiad2007-07-26 13:46:26
    Bad geek! by RetiQlum22007-07-26 14:10:16
      The phrase was used multiple times in the film. by kelli2172007-07-26 14:29:38
        MORE input! (n/t) by daemon_poet2007-07-26 15:05:10
How do I "criple" my CPU? by Bonzo2007-07-26 13:43:23
  --== SOLUTION ==-- by Bonzo2007-07-26 23:40:26
  You have Vista installed... by RetiQlum22007-07-26 14:18:26
    I have Vista on a T2400 CPU, but would like to by Bonzo2007-07-26 14:52:19
  Check your BIOS by archnerd2007-07-26 14:03:14
    jinx? (n/t) by cokish2007-07-26 14:07:20
  underclock it by tweaking your bios by cokish2007-07-26 14:03:00
  Hmmm.... by imperito2007-07-26 13:47:12
    Yes, I want to go from fast to slow.. by Bonzo2007-07-26 13:54:49
      Vista is an upgrade? by daemon_poet2007-07-26 15:03:06
        No, Vista is base by Bonzo2007-07-26 15:13:49
      one very important note there by Freakazoid2007-07-26 14:16:42
        Ahem! by Bonzo2007-07-26 14:50:30
          oops! sorry by Freakazoid2007-07-26 16:02:34
About University Advisors... by Illiad2007-07-26 13:39:43
  I asked my department chair that question by raptillicus2007-07-26 18:27:04
  There's not much need to consult advisors by kyrasantae2007-07-26 17:28:06
  AFAIK, we don't have advisors Down Under by purplepineapple2007-07-26 17:24:48
  I've talked to my advisors twice... by sgrunt2007-07-26 14:40:09
  I ignored the advisors. by nix2007-07-26 14:37:53
  so am I an exception or something? by Freakazoid2007-07-26 14:29:44
  Raises hand... Been there, done that, twice (n/t) by Classic_jon2007-07-26 14:18:01
  I didn't get much help from mine by varikin2007-07-26 13:59:28
  Which is why I never put them in charge by emlaabs2007-07-26 13:55:05
  I think ultimately... by imperito2007-07-26 13:53:21
  Our 'advisors' are Civil Service by DesertRat662007-07-26 13:51:53
    And useless. by spud312007-07-26 14:07:02
      And even they don't always get it right by DesertRat662007-07-26 14:37:50
  I never understood that. by krikkert2007-07-26 13:42:28
i'm back. hadji is very pleasant irl. font query by unjust2007-07-26 13:32:59
  I don't think there is a direct copy by Silverfire2007-07-26 17:17:22
  The original Helvetica is still copyrighed. by aix tom2007-07-26 14:09:50
  I'm scoping out a holiday using mostly AmTrak :) by jeff_uk2007-07-26 14:00:04
    I did that, too. by staticsan2007-07-26 15:55:08
    After my flights on sunday, I'm going by surface by JimK2007-07-26 14:41:30
  hadji's cool by Illiad2007-07-26 13:40:40
To anyone I have ever insulted by Havoc2007-07-26 13:08:12
  Reminds me of the end of ... by aix tom2007-07-26 14:36:27
  The sad part is... I know the owner of the haunted by Classic_jon2007-07-26 14:22:05
  To anyone *I* have ever insulted: by SnArL2007-07-26 14:10:43
  I value the anonymity the Internet grants me. by Peace_man2007-07-26 13:20:18
    *sniggers* by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 13:49:01
      Now try to find my name. Or address. (n/t) by Peace_man2007-07-26 13:53:34
        Hm. One of the coordinates appears to be 53.56 deg (n/t) by toysbfun2007-07-26 14:04:11
        Oh, another bit of info. You have a paper cert. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 13:58:52
        Illiad did something like that, remember? by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 13:57:27
          One of the reasons I post here, and not a by Peace_man2007-07-26 13:59:55
            It wouldn't be hard to find. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 14:05:22
              Bah I hide behind my real name. by joecrouse2007-07-26 18:40:48
              I remeber one birthday of mine by Freakazoid2007-07-26 14:36:37
              I hope. by Peace_man2007-07-26 14:10:19
                Everyone has violent tendencies by DesertRat662007-07-26 14:39:42
                Not at all. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 14:15:41
                  what about Illinois nazis? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-26 18:41:44
                  Well, Nazis did their share of hurting children, by Concept2007-07-26 15:51:16
  man, he just doesn't learn .. by subbywan2007-07-26 13:18:42
    He's not the sharpest pencil in the box. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-07-26 13:21:11
  I was nowhere near Texas. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-07-26 13:13:51
  I have a story I could tell... by hactar the uhhh2007-07-26 13:11:08
    Tell us! Tell us! (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-26 13:59:50
  I'll burn down your home anyway. :P (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-26 13:10:39
    Offers dinner & beverage of your choice by Havoc2007-07-26 13:12:37
      You would've poisoned it. by krikkert2007-07-26 13:14:56
        Nahhhh - at a restaurant you choose. :) by Havoc2007-07-26 13:15:51
          And leave me with the bill, no doubt. (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-26 13:18:51
            TANSTAAFL! (n/t) by morenna2007-07-26 13:40:20
            Don't forget to tip well. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-07-26 13:20:08
UK refuses to extend Music copyright term by Illiad2007-07-26 12:34:11
  Not many people can enjoy the benefits of their by Arachnid2007-07-26 14:59:47
  Hehehe. If copyright laws are meant to by Peace_man2007-07-26 12:59:21
  Wait a minute. Audio recordings are 50 years, by toysbfun2007-07-26 12:58:50
    So performer/songwriters by Sterling_Ag2007-07-26 13:07:14
    Yes. (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-26 13:03:28
      So the songs themselves would be copyrighted by toysbfun2007-07-26 13:06:43
        Yes. Glenn Miller's performances are now by subbywan2007-07-26 13:10:07
        The songs, by krikkert2007-07-26 13:09:26
  "You will have to look a long way before you find by Bellator2007-07-26 12:55:47
  Would be nice if they could remove (c) completely by subbywan2007-07-26 12:46:34
    Do we really need copyright? by Bellator2007-07-26 14:36:25
      yes, yes we do. (n/t) by subbywan2007-07-26 14:56:39
        Why? (n/t) by Bellator2007-07-26 15:10:53
          Consider what would happen without: by subbywan2007-07-26 15:20:18
            Lower quality? by Bellator2007-07-26 15:54:39
              Completely different situations. by subbywan2007-07-26 15:58:14
                Finally... a good argument :) by Bellator2007-07-26 16:25:17
                  I alluded to as much in a couple of posts by Stuka2007-07-26 16:53:11
            Also worth remembering... by Illiad2007-07-26 15:25:45
              Easily fixed if (c) is limited to real, and not by subbywan2007-07-26 15:38:11
              Seconded. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 15:28:58
          The only way for me to make sure that my works by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 15:13:20
            Why? by Bellator2007-07-26 15:47:42
              But not completely. by subbywan2007-07-26 15:59:53
                True... by Bellator2007-07-26 16:12:47
                  Because he wasn't paid to *create* the work by subbywan2007-07-26 16:40:06
      Probably. by Illiad2007-07-26 14:41:36
        That's more an it was necessary argument,isn't it? by Bellator2007-07-26 15:38:31
          No, it's still necessary. by Illiad2007-07-26 17:05:03
            I think you are wrong there* by Bellator2007-07-26 18:15:03
            exactly to Use Illiad as an example by joecrouse2007-07-26 17:40:04
          Would you really pay to go see Harry Potter by subbywan2007-07-26 15:40:45
            Law of the jungle... by Bellator2007-07-26 16:03:55
              Exactly by subbywan2007-07-26 16:08:38
            Or worse, have someone take the story by subbywan2007-07-26 15:41:33
    Wouldn't be necessary if copyright were sane by Stuka2007-07-26 12:55:15
      If copyrights end at death.. I see many "died befo by romandas2007-07-26 13:46:00
      I don't know... by imperito2007-07-26 13:13:07
        It *is* about protecting income by Stuka2007-07-26 13:48:32
          What I meant was... by imperito2007-07-26 14:07:48
            I had a really long, thoughtful post ready by Stuka2007-07-26 15:26:19
      Life of the author or 20 years by Sterling_Ag2007-07-26 13:03:32
        *raises hand* by Illiad2007-07-26 13:10:26
          Perhaps...I'm not sure about "which is longer" by Stuka2007-07-26 13:40:40
            It's the ongoing work that's the issue. by Illiad2007-07-26 13:44:31
              I got that ;) by Stuka2007-07-26 13:52:23
    Give corporations the vote! They're persons too! (n/t) by toysbfun2007-07-26 12:50:49
  Yay! (n/t) by Stuka2007-07-26 12:41:04
ATTN: Bertram by raptillicus2007-07-26 12:28:06
got kicked out by oedlan2007-07-26 12:25:21
  What I do when I catch a leech: by nix2007-07-26 12:56:34
    Just use a transparent proxy to flip all images.. by romandas2007-07-26 13:51:08
    Uhm... by jaqie2007-07-26 13:04:17
      Why would they be illegal? by Sterling_Ag2007-07-26 13:10:26
        A lot of that stuff is *NOT* random by jaqie2007-07-26 13:25:22
          Not that I see in the original post by Sterling_Ag2007-07-26 13:40:36
            I said nothing about JUST the original post by jaqie2007-07-26 13:44:54
              A java applet that does repeated forking by talon07202007-07-26 14:13:20
                "no damage" and "system crash" are mutually exclus by jaqie2007-07-26 14:26:49
                  Bzzzzzzzt! by talon07202007-07-26 15:07:17
                  no they aren't by Freakazoid2007-07-26 14:32:14
                    just because you have been lucky with system crash by jaqie2007-07-26 14:34:12
                      luck has nothing to do with it by Freakazoid2007-07-26 14:38:19
              In regard to the traffic: by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 14:10:24
                Wrong. by jaqie2007-07-26 14:28:14
                  Wrong. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 14:38:38
          bad analogy by Freakazoid2007-07-26 13:35:03
            Oh really? NO! by jaqie2007-07-26 13:36:41
              then go read the post again by Freakazoid2007-07-26 13:42:43
              Freakazoid is a tried and true supporter of by krikkert2007-07-26 13:38:03
                *bzzert* wrongo, quit assuming and putting words by Freakazoid2007-07-26 13:42:10
                  Your post is a perfect example of it. (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-26 13:44:43
                    suuuure it is by Freakazoid2007-07-26 13:46:37
                      Heh. by krikkert2007-07-26 13:50:31
                        I never said anything of the like by Freakazoid2007-07-26 13:56:09
                          Then what is by krikkert2007-07-26 13:57:38
                            clairification by Freakazoid2007-07-26 14:06:09
                              If my statements are in any way, by krikkert2007-07-26 14:16:50
                that doesn't hold water here. by jaqie2007-07-26 13:39:44
        Immoral, that may be. by krikkert2007-07-26 13:12:03
          *shrug* by Sterling_Ag2007-07-26 13:18:51
            Note some of the "solutions" posted. by krikkert2007-07-26 13:29:56
              I'm only refering to the original TLP by Sterling_Ag2007-07-26 13:44:54
                then you should read my posts before responding to by jaqie2007-07-26 13:46:42
                  Then I misunderstood by Sterling_Ag2007-07-26 13:59:58
            uhm because changing a channel on a cable box by jaqie2007-07-26 13:26:38
              see my reply by Sterling_Ag2007-07-26 13:46:03
                I saw it. see mine. (n/t) by jaqie2007-07-26 13:47:03
      None of them are illegal in Norway, by krikkert2007-07-26 13:08:36
        Not to mention, that the AP is private property. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 13:10:34
Informal poll: Aside from hanging out on UF... by SnappingTurtle2007-07-26 12:21:58
  trying to stay awake. through 1030 pm. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-26 18:51:33
  Putting together some CDs to play for a by rorajoey2007-07-26 17:08:16
  Playing Nethack. by Esteis2007-07-26 14:40:54
  Reading photo-related forums :) (n/t) by hobbs2007-07-26 13:41:51
  Teaching a class :-) (n/t) by JimK2007-07-26 13:22:35
  LeakyLounge discussing HP7 (n/t) by Rogue19712007-07-26 13:05:00
  Eating lunch. (n/t) by Nea2007-07-26 13:00:28
  Surfing around on deviant art by Bellator2007-07-26 12:49:26
  Watching this: by Sterling_Ag2007-07-26 12:46:21
  Note fixing a Notes problem. :) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-07-26 12:45:55
  stuck in an earworm... by mekkanik_mike2007-07-26 12:34:00
  Well, I finished all of my books last night... by RetiQlum22007-07-26 12:27:06
  Working on SnapFiction.com by SnappingTurtle2007-07-26 12:26:53
  Filling out my time sheet for the last 20 minutes. (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-26 12:23:00
    Do you count filling out your time sheet... by SnappingTurtle2007-07-26 12:27:16
      It is work related, isn't it? (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-26 12:28:25
Harry Potter wrap-up by khendron2007-07-26 12:16:00
  Harry Potter is dead ? by cokish2007-07-26 13:54:19
    haven't gotten the book yet by robertltux2007-07-26 14:26:44
    He's fiction; thus, never alive to begin with. :P (n/t) by kelli2172007-07-26 14:25:50
      e x a c t l y (n/t) by cokish2007-07-26 14:28:55
    How did you get that from the post? (no-spoilers) by AndyA2007-07-26 14:25:22
      I'm messing with your head by cokish2007-07-26 14:27:59
        I finished the book on sunday ;-) by AndyA2007-07-26 14:35:22
          I havn't read the book, and I won't by cokish2007-07-26 14:55:57
phenomina.. I mean Roflmao by Nightwind2007-07-26 12:13:58
Is collateral damage acceptable? by Peace_man2007-07-26 12:13:03
  That's not "collateral damage" by Stuka2007-07-26 12:28:43
    I agree. by aix tom2007-07-26 12:57:39
      This is the kind of reply I was waiting for. by Peace_man2007-07-26 13:07:51
        If you want good replies, you have to give me .... by aix tom2007-07-26 13:17:48
Had a dream... by hieraco2007-07-26 12:10:03
  LOL! by jaqie2007-07-26 12:16:18
  Wow - hadn't heard that song in a long time! (n/t) by iarann2007-07-26 12:16:05
    I love his solo work better than his supertramp da by hieraco2007-07-26 12:23:34
Gruesome Details in Connecticut Murders by DesertRat662007-07-26 11:49:30
  This appears to be a very unusual case. by Peace_man2007-07-26 12:23:35
    Some people are just plain evil. by esbita2007-07-26 12:56:01
      How exactly do you define 'evil'? by Peace_man2007-07-26 13:17:48
        There are some potential upsides... by imperito2007-07-26 13:34:10
        Let's add a clause to that definition... by esbita2007-07-26 13:32:02
          TALKING about what we'd LIKE to do does have a by SnArL2007-07-26 13:41:23
        2 wrongs don't make a right by SnArL2007-07-26 13:23:12
      Evil certainly exists by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 12:59:55
        Evil isn't just a concept. by krikkert2007-07-26 13:04:49
          There are some things in this world... by RetiQlum22007-07-26 13:19:14
            Give me one example that is perfectly good by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 13:54:30
              Steamed broccoli (n/t) by SnArL2007-07-26 14:01:01
                Yuck. Bad thing. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 14:07:35
                  No. Broccoli is good stuff. Anybody who disagrees by SnArL2007-07-26 14:19:41
                    But by that definition, it is not perfectly good by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 14:27:45
                      *eats steamed broccoli* by SnArL2007-07-26 14:32:34
                        Sorry to burst your bubble, but I like broccoli. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 14:46:56
                          :D It's also good in soups by SnArL2007-07-26 14:52:48
                            :D (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 15:05:39
            I'm not seeing where I contradicted this... (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-26 13:32:03
              I wasn't contradicting you... by RetiQlum22007-07-26 13:34:28
                Right. Thanks! (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-26 13:40:01
          I totally agree by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 13:09:01
            Each person has a concept of good and evil. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 13:18:04
              Are you contradicting yourself here? by Peace_man2007-07-26 13:24:17
                No contradiction. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 13:41:57
              I don't think by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 13:22:17
            A person is the sum of his/her by krikkert2007-07-26 13:13:30
              A person is by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 13:19:59
                Are you postulating the existence of free will? (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-26 13:33:06
                  Yes. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 17:30:08
        Do you want to know why Germany is so by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 13:03:20
        I'm sick of people rationalizing, is what. by esbita2007-07-26 13:01:28
          "Oh, don't blame the CRIMINALS! by SnArL2007-07-26 13:21:52
            Research disagrees. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 13:27:09
              I'm not saying THAT by SnArL2007-07-26 13:34:28
                What you are suggesting by veran2007-07-26 14:47:01
                  In theory, it could be effective by SnArL2007-07-26 15:04:15
                    Lifeforms, living in time, by veran2007-07-26 15:07:46
                      Therefore, we need Judge Dredd? :D (n/t) by SnArL2007-07-26 15:16:05
                        Exactly! by veran2007-07-26 15:32:41
                          It sucks by SnArL2007-07-26 16:10:28
                how shall they take responsibility if they by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 13:46:19
                  Fine. 1st offense: slap their hand and tell them by SnArL2007-07-26 13:49:58
                    This is why spankings are a very useful tool by Peace_man2007-07-26 13:57:30
                      nerve blocks in thier hand for a few weeks by joecrouse2007-07-26 19:53:19
                      Fine then by SnArL2007-07-26 14:02:08
                        Delayed pain has not the desired effect (n/t) by veran2007-07-26 15:01:22
                    Let me correct that... by SnArL2007-07-26 13:52:12
                What you suggest sounds suspiciously by Peace_man2007-07-26 13:42:11
                  For 99% of criminals, sitting in a prison cell is by SnArL2007-07-26 14:00:00
                    Where are you getting those stats? by Illiad2007-07-26 14:12:45
                      Ok, 90% by SnArL2007-07-26 14:33:46
                        How many have you talked to? by Illiad2007-07-26 14:44:17
                          You win by SnArL2007-07-26 14:56:33
                            Kind of. by Illiad2007-07-26 15:03:24
                              Ok, how about this: by SnArL2007-07-26 15:14:14
                    I'm glad you aren't in charge of rehabilitation by Peace_man2007-07-26 14:07:57
                      Really? by SnArL2007-07-26 14:30:09
                        Hasty Generalisation. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 14:35:19
                          How many criminals have YOU talked to? (n/t) by SnArL2007-07-26 14:37:51
                            Tu quoque. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 14:50:27
                              I got tired of sitting in the holding cell by SnArL2007-07-26 15:02:15
                                Yes, your arguments are spurious, though. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 15:06:57
                                Meh. I'm doing 5 other things at once. by SnArL2007-07-26 15:17:19
                                This is an asynchronous medium. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 15:20:17
                                It's habit, mostly by SnArL2007-07-26 15:22:13
                                I could think up some severe punishment. ;P by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 15:25:32
                                You mean like making an a3 of myself on the board? by SnArL2007-07-26 15:29:46
                You place too much faith in phsychologists. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 13:39:21
                  Chain gangs worked. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-26 19:49:38
                  No TV, no A/C, no porn mags, and green bologna? by SnArL2007-07-26 13:46:56
          Rationalizing? I don't know by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 13:06:44
    Never had the opportunity before, maybe? by Nashville2007-07-26 12:46:40
      That is not my understanding of how criminal by Peace_man2007-07-26 12:50:08
        without extreme measures by robertltux2007-07-26 14:39:31
        Single dog vs. pack of dogs... by jdelphiki2007-07-26 13:12:13
          That's a likely cause. by Peace_man2007-07-26 13:29:33
          I think you may have hit the nail on the head by SnArL2007-07-26 13:27:59
        Perhaps their time in prison made them worse? (n/t by Stuka2007-07-26 12:56:31
    I see that, but on the other hand... by imperito2007-07-26 12:35:26
      People don't often change their behaviour by Peace_man2007-07-26 12:52:50
        I don't think it would only be carelessness... by imperito2007-07-26 13:00:39
          There is a huge difference between by Peace_man2007-07-26 13:32:36
            I don't know about that... by imperito2007-07-26 13:38:08
              There is something to that. by Peace_man2007-07-26 13:52:27
        And yet, they are charged with these crimes. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 12:54:33
      I don't think that's precisely the question by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 12:50:51
        Talking to your PO is a joke by joecrouse2007-07-26 19:39:14
  *goes on a road trip* *picks up RetiQlum* (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-26 12:12:46
  The defendants are extremely lucky... by Nashville2007-07-26 12:09:45
    You mean Connecticut, right? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 12:12:22
      Whoops. My bad. by Nashville2007-07-26 12:31:32
      Connecticut? They are F*kt (n/t) by veran2007-07-26 12:16:45
        Maybe. by Nashville2007-07-26 12:37:56
    hmm? (n/t) by imperito2007-07-26 12:11:53
  This sort of thing... by Illiad2007-07-26 12:09:25
    That's right. by kelli2172007-07-26 12:42:22
      For some people by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 12:55:13
      Then there will be something of interest for you by DesertRat662007-07-26 12:54:26
      One of my friends is something of a pacifist by SnArL2007-07-26 12:51:14
    They also count on them to curl up by veran2007-07-26 12:15:16
      You are right. If everyone ran, it is likely by Peace_man2007-07-26 12:25:43
        In which case the stragglers would have been by SnArL2007-07-26 12:27:24
          Or not. by Illiad2007-07-26 12:30:44
            I have a 3lb hammer in the coat closet by SnArL2007-07-26 12:39:17
              I have a 270 pound posteriour and by joecrouse2007-07-26 19:45:33
            Betty makes a nice loud boom, and if you aim... by RetiQlum22007-07-26 12:37:05
  RETI! You are NOT allowed to make a road trip! by SnArL2007-07-26 12:00:09
    What, and create a paper trail? by esbita2007-07-26 13:00:36
    I don't think... by imperito2007-07-26 12:15:36
      There goes the 458 win. by veran2007-07-26 12:19:51
    Replace the ball hammer for a klaw one. by veran2007-07-26 12:11:50
      Claw? Nope... by jdelphiki2007-07-26 12:54:51
        thats why god invented mauls by joecrouse2007-07-26 19:41:17
      That was a REALLY f4ed up movie by SnArL2007-07-26 12:25:53
      And some people say _I'm_ cruel. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 12:15:04
        Ooh! by veran2007-07-26 12:18:24
    You forgot cigars and ice. (n/t) by Nashville2007-07-26 12:05:14
    I hesitate to ask what the ball-pean hammer is for (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-07-26 12:04:34
      Ever seen Payback? by SnArL2007-07-26 12:07:00
      To cause some pean in the ... umm by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 12:06:20
  I don't need to make a road trip. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 11:59:36
    I am sure your brother would have something by varikin2007-07-26 12:45:12
  Try to keep *me* from making a road trip by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 11:57:58
    "abominable"? by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 12:00:46
      That conjures up images of Yetis (n/t) by SnArL2007-07-26 12:02:28
        You wouldn't like him when he's angry... (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-26 12:02:54
          The Yeti? Or Reti? by SnArL2007-07-26 12:05:28
            Me. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 12:52:20
Instrumental Earworm!!! by mekkanik_mike2007-07-26 11:36:45
  Porcupine Tree - Wedding Nails (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2007-07-26 12:36:37
  clips of the soundtrack to Black Mesa by PsychoI3oy2007-07-26 12:14:11
  The Medallion Calls - PotC OST (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:51:25
  The prologue of Spamalot. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-07-26 11:50:31
  The theme from Dallas (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-07-26 11:50:25
  Part of Fortune - Liz Story (Storey?) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 11:45:03
  Crystal Abyss - Still Smouldering (n/t) by Arivia2007-07-26 11:42:41
  White Cliffs of Dover - Eric Johnson (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-07-26 11:38:32
Anyone know what fynafecj.dll is for? by hieraco2007-07-26 11:35:48
  Go into regedit by Havoc2007-07-26 11:48:42
    Or search for files containing fynafecj.dll by Menetlaus2007-07-26 15:37:28
  Doesnt sound like an MS Dll to me... by mekkanik_mike2007-07-26 11:39:45
  Nothing good has a name like that. by Didactylos2007-07-26 11:37:20
    Seconded. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 11:42:11
      Pretty much resigned to N&P now by hieraco2007-07-26 11:52:32
Job opportunity by SSpiffy2007-07-26 11:32:20
  I get a rather detailed ASP.NET stack trace. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:39:11
    Hmmmm by SSpiffy2007-07-26 13:23:51
      In the meantime by SSpiffy2007-07-26 13:25:26
        I doubt your employer would be willing to by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 14:15:51
    a spiffy error message (n/t) by Nightwind2007-07-26 11:55:31
US Wireless Law by carthax2007-07-26 11:25:58
  AFAIK it comes down to symantecs. by jaqie2007-07-26 12:07:29
    Symantec makes wireless hardware now? by imperito2007-07-26 12:20:50
      Yes! by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 12:24:26
        That seems like it could lead to confusion... by imperito2007-07-26 12:47:11
          what if you miss place the "n" with an "mp" by joecrouse2007-07-26 18:05:55
      grrrr by jaqie2007-07-26 12:23:50
        This is what happens by staticsan2007-07-26 16:14:49
        Get used to it. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 12:26:30
  Total off the top of my head answer... by AndyA2007-07-26 11:29:19
  I don't think Congress is that advanced. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 11:28:58
    Tu quoque, RetiQlum2? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:31:25
      Ummm, no. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 11:39:19
        Yep. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:46:27
          I don't think so by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 12:01:57
            To me, it looks like by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 12:05:46
              No, I said they haven't gotten that far. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 12:10:05
                nope. Nor did he make that claim. by Havoc2007-07-26 12:14:34
              Red herring I could see, okay by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 12:08:34
  US Code by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:28:55
    That law says that you need to... by RetiQlum22007-07-26 11:34:35
      Both of these conditions can be met: by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:36:48
Google spreadsheets down? (w/ bonus informal poll) by SnappingTurtle2007-07-26 11:18:05
  I use it at home. by Klaranth2007-07-26 11:27:21
I have the whole office to myself! by raptillicus2007-07-26 11:02:52
  run for the hills!!!!!! (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-07-26 11:35:57
  That left you alone after your track record? by emlaabs2007-07-26 11:12:23
    When I'm not doing specific things like writing by raptillicus2007-07-26 11:14:04
  Hey! I still want to know how you broke the by talon07202007-07-26 11:12:18
    I'd tell you, but by raptillicus2007-07-26 11:16:53
      I'm dying to know. by talon07202007-07-26 12:07:33
        Which last post? (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-26 12:10:30
          This one. by talon07202007-07-26 12:48:35
  You may ot be the only live mammal. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 11:08:18
  Dare I ask by stibbons2007-07-26 11:06:59
    No. You don't dare... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-26 11:07:26
      And what about non-mammals? (n/t) by Snate2007-07-26 11:08:17
        Insects, some sort of lizzard, a plant or 2... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-26 11:09:18
          You have a lizard in your offices? (n/t) by Snate2007-07-26 11:10:48
            I don't. That guy in the office by the window does by raptillicus2007-07-26 11:14:35
  Can you break the boat? (n/t) by vdp2007-07-26 11:04:54
    Why do you think I wasn't invited? by raptillicus2007-07-26 11:08:46
      I think you are selling yourself short. by vdp2007-07-26 12:14:05
        Is that a possibility you seriously want to by raptillicus2007-07-26 12:17:00
          No, but the guy next to me seems to have by vdp2007-07-26 14:33:37
My IT department is stupid... by raptillicus2007-07-26 10:35:15
  erm... 'radio' by jaqie2007-07-26 12:12:02
    Yes launchcast it is. by raptillicus2007-07-26 12:20:57
      Ive subscribed before, several times. by jaqie2007-07-26 12:27:54
        I'd love to... but I can't cause I'm at work... by raptillicus2007-07-26 12:29:58
          open wifi near there? ;) by jaqie2007-07-26 12:33:03
            No there isnt, by raptillicus2007-07-26 12:35:00
              so do what I did to another laptop. by jaqie2007-07-26 12:42:36
                Hmmmm by raptillicus2007-07-26 12:51:20
                  well... by jaqie2007-07-26 13:11:39
                    Could be... could be... by raptillicus2007-07-26 13:23:43
                      60/40 rosin core solder by jaqie2007-07-26 13:29:24
                        So what you are saying is... by raptillicus2007-07-26 13:33:40
                          >.< by jaqie2007-07-26 13:41:00
                            (-= (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-26 18:49:26
                            The part where you know how to fix stuff by raptillicus2007-07-26 15:35:26
  I think Myke is right. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 10:54:31
    All porno soundtracks, all the time? :D by SnArL2007-07-26 11:24:26
      Sort of. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 11:31:18
    I don't know what that is, but... by raptillicus2007-07-26 10:55:34
      It probably wouldn't have been wise anyhow. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 10:57:04
  Radio eats bandwidth. IM doesn't (nearly as much) by Myke2007-07-26 10:48:24
    No, one radio doesn't. 13 do. by Qcumber-some2007-07-26 11:59:56
    I want my radio! (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-26 10:51:45
      Then bring it with you ;-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 10:53:55
D4 you to heck, ALIENS!!! by Bertram2007-07-26 10:31:32
  Someone installed the DEMO on your box by Havoc2007-07-26 10:51:46
  There's a walk-through on the web somewhere. by hadji2007-07-26 10:45:16
    No no, i ended level 2, but level 3 takes forever by Bertram2007-07-26 10:54:25
  Cruel and unusual punishment, no doubt. by undrcvrparothed2007-07-26 10:43:36
Homepage recommendations by TCabot2007-07-26 10:29:57
  got a webserver? install drupal. by jaqie2007-07-26 12:19:33
    Why so difficult? by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 13:05:31
    Or use opera and speed dial by jaqie2007-07-26 12:21:34
  At home: by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 10:53:17
  Mine is Wikipedia. (n/t) by ihope1272007-07-26 10:43:55
    So you don't really get started on anything by Arivia2007-07-26 10:45:25
      Heh... (n/t) by ihope1272007-07-26 13:26:48
      "Knowledge". :> (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-26 10:47:34
        Request deletion for above post. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:26:45
          Speedy delete - unencyclopedic. -- ~~~~ (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-26 12:09:32
            NPOV. -- ~~~~ (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 12:17:46
              WP:OFFICE. ~~~~ (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-26 12:19:27
  Gmail, iGoogle, Userfriendly, and Livejournal. by spud312007-07-26 10:38:47
    Whaddya need homepages for? by krikkert2007-07-26 10:41:31
    That's almost exactly my list as well, by merlin2007-07-26 10:40:41
      At home, add KingdomOfLoathing. (n/t) by spud312007-07-26 10:42:31
  about: (n/t) by SnArL2007-07-26 10:35:37
  ars.userfriendly.org by RetiQlum22007-07-26 10:31:53
  Magic eight ball says: Outlook not good. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 10:31:52
    Groupwise? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-07-26 11:02:57
      Banana! by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:11:48
        What's a bananahuh? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 11:19:28
          Beats me. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:20:56
            Speaking of right by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 11:25:16
              Waht, doesn't everybody do that? :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:32:21
    Thunderbird is better :) (n/t) by merlin2007-07-26 10:36:53
      It's groupware functionality is sub par, though. ( (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 10:40:16
  www.google.com/ig (n/t) by Arivia2007-07-26 10:31:28
    www.netvibes.com by kiwibird2007-07-26 10:51:27
But does he MEOW in all uppercase? by SnArL2007-07-26 09:36:03
  I am not surprised by this. We already know that by ilve2read2007-07-26 16:32:42
  I CAN HAS BREATH OF LIFE! by cokish2007-07-26 14:06:44
  Discworld's Death liked cats, too. by Klaranth2007-07-26 10:10:05
    liked? thought he hated them by Freakazoid2007-07-26 12:41:44
      Er...no it was stated clearly in Mort, iirc, by Silverfire2007-07-26 17:24:14
        No, you're right by Egaeus2007-07-26 20:57:14
  I think most cats do this... by Phoon2007-07-26 09:45:24
  A Booming, ominous Meow by veran2007-07-26 09:38:17
I have someone wanting to buy a photograph from me by woodchip2007-07-26 09:28:57
  While on the subject... by AndyA2007-07-26 10:16:43
    Very pretty... by Nea2007-07-26 10:47:38
      Errr. I'm not sure. by AndyA2007-07-26 11:09:17
        Ocean Beach I recognized. by Nea2007-07-26 11:36:35
    Very Nice. I think some of them could definitely by Snate2007-07-26 10:19:07
      I really like #3 in the pictures from Bath. by AndyA2007-07-26 10:25:14
        I really like the third Eiffel Tower picture by Snate2007-07-26 10:31:34
        If you want to convince your friend: by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 10:31:05
          Because she wouldn't take the money. by AndyA2007-07-26 10:37:49
            Well, teh long argument could be worth it. :) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:24:24
  Normal job : three times the amount it costed you by Klaranth2007-07-26 09:35:30
  I am from VT, so local currency is USD, btw (n/t) by woodchip2007-07-26 09:29:26
Is this possible? by Peace_man2007-07-26 09:20:19
  I got a much bigger problem with that! by ideur2007-07-26 10:35:21
    Double-counting the sales chain? by stibbons2007-07-26 11:02:43
    Those are the copies they siezed. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 10:44:58
      That doesn't sound right. by quilting_kitty2007-07-26 10:47:16
  To quote the BBC article: by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 09:28:30
    That one mention of another entity involved by Peace_man2007-07-26 10:00:06
      You do know the possesive form of China? by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 10:12:38
        Always be on the lookout for by Peace_man2007-07-26 10:52:22
          Neither does the VOA article. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:15:06
            I don't have a point. by Peace_man2007-07-26 11:27:05
              Yeah, I thought you didn't. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:35:12
                Every post must have a point? by Peace_man2007-07-26 14:02:47
        That is one discrepancy between the articles. by merlin2007-07-26 10:39:48
          Chinese officials. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:10:47
  This is why it is important to by veran2007-07-26 09:23:58
ATTN Garrinka & Vectorz by UF Recycle2007-07-26 09:13:08
I think I found the answer by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 09:01:51
  42 (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-07-26 10:34:31
  Other good ones: by veran2007-07-26 09:08:36
    Finally! A good answer. by vampire2007-07-26 12:53:29
    I'd smack you for A5... by Nea2007-07-26 09:35:19
      EXACTLY! by SnArL2007-07-26 09:46:55
      It's obiviously from that song by Spinal Queen ;) (n/t) by hobbs2007-07-26 09:41:52
      Every lyric a mondegreen... by veran2007-07-26 09:36:52
    A6: That depends on who's standing next to you. ( (n/t) by werehatrack2007-07-26 09:11:44
"Nerds wear their belts just under their rib by Phoon2007-07-26 08:43:09
  I think I'm more geek than nerd... by lex_icon2007-07-26 13:35:39
  Wow! Thank goodness I'm a geek, then. I don't fit by SouthpawPL2007-07-26 11:18:10
  Yep, sounds about right. (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-26 09:59:38
  I don't fit the bill by veran2007-07-26 09:00:50
    HEY I snort when I laugh and cackle too. by joecrouse2007-07-26 18:21:55
    Then you aren't a nerd. You're a geek. (n/t) by AndyA2007-07-26 09:19:58
      Not sure what that is either. (n/t) by veran2007-07-26 09:40:45
        Technically knowledgeable but a functioning by JimK2007-07-26 09:57:00
          Ah, so I am a geek but not a nerd. I shall by skern2007-07-26 10:02:04
  Wow - he nailed it! by Peace_man2007-07-26 08:52:47
    how many programmable calculators do you have? (n/ (n/t) by veran2007-07-26 09:01:51
      None - it's a bit difficult to program by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 09:39:27
      I think I have one kicking around. by Peace_man2007-07-26 09:22:46
        Your calculator kicks? by veran2007-07-26 09:27:28
          Maybe that's why I don't use it any more. by Peace_man2007-07-26 10:05:28
      One. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 09:21:54
        That's actually a lot of little, tiny calculators (n/t) by SnArL2007-07-26 09:36:54
          Which form one, big programmable calculator. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 09:38:18
            But if I tape together... by veran2007-07-26 09:40:12
              Then you'll have a nice toy to annoy the TSA with. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 09:44:59
      Not enough. (n/t) by werehatrack2007-07-26 09:08:06
        One for each hand by veran2007-07-26 09:28:24
      Two. by Phoon2007-07-26 09:03:50
        one. TI 85. with dead batteries. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-26 18:19:47
        I got a .308 T3 with a "24 b. by veran2007-07-26 09:11:50
          What router is on that T3? (n/t) by werehatrack2007-07-26 09:13:15
            A bipod. I think. (n/t) by veran2007-07-26 09:25:18
              No scope? (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-07-26 10:30:27
                of course - but I don't know its name or numbers (n/t) by veran2007-07-26 11:03:28
ATTN Cokish. by UF Recycle2007-07-26 08:42:31
  Meh by cokish2007-07-26 13:33:27
    Will do. And the free beer still stands. by Klaranth2007-07-26 14:13:48
Mom doing well (update) by imWACC02007-07-26 08:23:22
  Awesome! *sends more good vibes* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-07-26 10:00:16
Time for a new phone :D by hyzenthlay2007-07-26 08:08:08
  for more data on all the phones: by Havoc2007-07-26 11:00:19
  I've been very happy with the Motorola K1m (KRZR) by SoylentGreen2007-07-26 08:39:07
    Does it come in pretty colors ;) (n/t) by hyzenthlay2007-07-26 08:45:59
      glossy block, whilte or fire red by emlaabs2007-07-26 09:46:06
        s/block/black/g (n/t) by emlaabs2007-07-26 09:48:25
  I was looking at the enV - the LG 9900 by Havoc2007-07-26 08:27:44
    o.O by emlaabs2007-07-26 09:54:31
      Check the Nokia E90 Communicator by Havoc2007-07-26 10:50:21
        The Nokia N95 is 5MP :) $800 or so though. (n/t) by Havoc2007-07-26 11:39:25
On topic: Good one Illiad! by Classic_jon2007-07-26 08:05:24
  I give it a solid ROTFLMAOASTC, myself. (n/t) by werehatrack2007-07-26 08:43:32
C++ help... I've gone code-lame it seems. by jayfarm2007-07-26 08:02:30
  Double check 'o's and '0's by RetiQlum22007-07-26 10:51:11
  Sorta functions now - thanks all by jayfarm2007-07-26 08:55:44
    What did you do to get it to compile? (n/t) by leonidus2007-07-26 09:37:19
    Still, check the charset. by Didactylos2007-07-26 08:59:08
  more files wanted :) by langly2007-07-26 08:21:34
  Something's unhappy... by wiredog2007-07-26 08:10:10
  The strange error message is due to some strange by leonidus2007-07-26 08:09:12
    CVM_0.c inside -- by jayfarm2007-07-26 08:10:31
      Mixing float and double arrays is a bad idea. by leonidus2007-07-26 08:39:30
        Oh, and wasn't the compiler error so garbled, by leonidus2007-07-26 08:40:52
  I would suspect the charset. by Didactylos2007-07-26 08:06:52
    neeh by langly2007-07-26 08:13:13
    I did a dox2unix, no change by jayfarm2007-07-26 08:09:33
      Why would that fix anything? by Didactylos2007-07-26 08:46:14
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-07-26 07:53:43
No you may not touch my knife, by kyrasantae2007-07-26 07:49:07
  For those of us in the US of A by vampire2007-07-26 13:10:07
  Give them a look that suggests they are insane. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 11:06:35
    Yeah, I'm bringing my other knife to work tonight by kyrasantae2007-07-26 17:20:16
      Great book. Loved it. :) by Silverfire2007-07-26 17:51:08
  Well, it's obvious. by Peace_man2007-07-26 08:51:11
    Come off like a dog. Nice. by veran2007-07-26 09:33:15
      I think it is necessary. by Peace_man2007-07-26 10:09:15
        Yes. Talk to the manager. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:22:56
          I'm pretty friendly with my manager too by kyrasantae2007-07-26 17:16:22
  I have the Paraframe I and actually by iarann2007-07-26 08:27:31
    I have one of the large Kershaws. by vampire2007-07-26 12:58:00
    I've never had any problem with the thumb knob by Ston2007-07-26 11:01:43
      The clip on mine is fine by kyrasantae2007-07-26 21:45:37
      Could just be a difference in the stiffness of the by iarann2007-07-26 11:18:16
    I like that one! The G10 frame is nice by Havoc2007-07-26 08:33:32
      Whoa! $75 for a folding knife! by veran2007-07-26 09:35:51
        Getting good value is an investment. by Twitchh2007-07-26 12:49:21
      Nice, mine is the standard Stainless handle (n/t) by iarann2007-07-26 09:30:06
    Oops - lady not "lasy" (n/t) by iarann2007-07-26 08:30:58
  Given where you are working by hyzenthlay2007-07-26 08:16:17
    For this loser and his buddy, by kyrasantae2007-07-26 08:29:17
      You may be tired of it by hyzenthlay2007-07-26 08:32:26
        I feel a respect issue at hand - by kyrasantae2007-07-26 08:35:08
          Your a girl Use your wits by joecrouse2007-07-26 18:15:35
          In that case by hyzenthlay2007-07-26 08:45:12
            Young? by veran2007-07-26 09:21:51
            I don't tease people by kyrasantae2007-07-26 08:50:58
              An idiot at my workplace asked to borrow my knife. by kelli2172007-07-26 11:05:02
              Ok by hyzenthlay2007-07-26 09:07:10
  The HP girls will probably stop if you push. by raptillicus2007-07-26 08:06:57
    It's always a long night. by kyrasantae2007-07-26 08:12:59
      I say gross em out. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-26 18:10:44
      Now THAT can be a problem. by aix tom2007-07-26 08:21:47
        It's not really a problem by kyrasantae2007-07-26 08:23:18
          Nothing makes a job miserable like by raptillicus2007-07-26 08:33:20
            I'm the opposite. by Havoc2007-07-26 10:54:22
              I meant, working with other people and being alone by raptillicus2007-07-26 11:19:42
            It's only when we're doing reno responsibilities by kyrasantae2007-07-26 08:36:06
      Try sharpening your wit instead of your knife by surfdude2007-07-26 08:18:22
        I'm not trying to stab them. by kyrasantae2007-07-26 08:25:06
          Pretty much. They don't expect you to verbally by Silverfire2007-07-26 17:43:43
          Yes. That's about it. (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-26 10:03:29
    Seconded by vectorz2007-07-26 08:10:36
    Not really an engineering joke, per se by kyrasantae2007-07-26 08:10:35
      Works for me all the time by joecrouse2007-07-26 18:09:19
      If the pieces don't fit by veran2007-07-26 09:14:35
        Thing was, they do fit fine by kyrasantae2007-07-26 17:14:58
  Too bad you'd probably get fired for "offering" to by SnArL2007-07-26 07:58:33
    Nah :p (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-07-26 08:06:25
      Well, then by all means... by SnArL2007-07-26 08:34:12
        You forget, Kyra is anti-violence. (n/t) by Havoc2007-07-26 10:51:06
My boss hereby loves me. by raptillicus2007-07-26 07:40:03
  So, make us proud! Tell us what you did! (n/t) by Bertram2007-07-26 10:32:58
    OK here goes: by raptillicus2007-07-26 11:52:05
      You left out the most important part: by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:58:34
        It is in my pocket. (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-26 12:26:09
  Man, ...I wish I had gotten something by Classic_jon2007-07-26 08:08:11
    My wife found $3M in "duplicate inventory" once... by divinar2007-07-26 09:07:34
      At some level, "wow" was spelled s4? (n/t) by werehatrack2007-07-26 09:09:36
        probably more along the lines of "erk!" (n/t) by Classic_jon2007-07-26 10:47:00
  How... Dubious... by EnzoMatrix2007-07-26 07:59:27
    I got a similar response when I COST a company by jeff_uk2007-07-26 08:31:59
    It's a summer internship, not a permanent position (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-26 08:04:04
  I hope you took it .. by LilDragon2007-07-26 07:49:04
    I will when it's closer to leaving time. by raptillicus2007-07-26 08:07:48
  Twenty five thousand by sgrunt2007-07-26 07:47:25
    Dollars! $$$ Gah sorry... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-26 08:04:27
  \o/ (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 07:44:25
*Invoke bwkaz* - Long Post... by kiwifruit2007-07-26 07:07:51
  I uninstalled it, got rid of all certs.... by kiwifruit2007-07-26 08:58:39
    ...Oh, dang. Well, I guess that's what happens by bwkaz2007-07-26 15:25:38
I just got 6 more pownce invites by tesla_koil2007-07-26 07:07:44
  I used Pownce for a day or two... by Myke2007-07-26 07:34:08
    us Coldfusion bloggers are pushing by tesla_koil2007-07-26 07:45:10
      Which doesnt seem to work here : by UF Recycle2007-07-26 09:30:44
        Using Vista? by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 09:47:17
          2000 ... ? (n/t) by UF Recycle2007-07-26 11:04:57
            Look here: by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 11:33:53
          Right *what*?? by MatthewDBA2007-07-26 09:55:28
*Checks on FedEx truck of happiness* by DesertRat662007-07-26 07:03:15
  What are you getting? (n/t) by themadkansan2007-07-26 15:48:49
    You'll see by DesertRat662007-07-26 18:40:14
  Just got the phone call by DesertRat662007-07-26 10:24:29
  Why are YOU getting presents on MY birthday? (n/t) by Stuka2007-07-26 09:26:56
    I'm better at extortion by DesertRat662007-07-26 09:43:04
  Jul 26, 2007 9:34 AM Delivered by DesertRat662007-07-26 09:18:45
  Jul 26, 2007 7:07 AM: Recipient not reachable. :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 07:04:07
    Well yeah by DesertRat662007-07-26 07:32:55
      That didn't stop a delivery in San Antonio by werehatrack2007-07-26 09:03:24
        Mis-delivery of items of this nature by DesertRat662007-07-26 10:26:37
    Jul 26, 2007 7:10 AM: Recipient threatened driver (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-07-26 07:05:36
      CNN Breaking News: by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 07:10:15
World Community Grid by geopsychic2007-07-26 07:01:44
Big mac! Big mac! by hactar the uhhh2007-07-26 07:01:37
  I need a hamburger, Plain, No meat, Hold the bun by Classic_jon2007-07-26 07:14:20
    bring me by oldschool_coder2007-07-26 07:19:39
      You want anything to drink with that? (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-07-26 07:34:49
        A coke .. (n/t) by oldschool_coder2007-07-26 11:34:39
          And some dry white toast please. (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-07-26 12:28:20
        Air. :P (n/t) by SnArL2007-07-26 08:40:35
      Ni! (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 07:34:18
        What do shrubberies have to do with cheeseburgers? (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-07-26 07:38:39
          Do not question the Knights Who Say Ni! Ni! (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 07:43:30
            *says 'it' at you* (n/t) by kelli2172007-07-26 07:45:53
              Huh? *looks around* by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 07:47:14
  Parrotheads unite! by undrcvrparothed2007-07-26 07:09:28
    For my ... by oldschool_coder2007-07-26 07:14:05
      for me a few changes by robertltux2007-07-26 12:13:12
      Heard about the old time sailin' men by basher202007-07-26 07:37:27
        Well times have changed for sailors these days by undrcvrparothed2007-07-26 07:40:17
  Still feeding your brain there? :P by sgrunt2007-07-26 07:05:11
    I need a... by hactar the uhhh2007-07-26 07:06:32
"It's not so much that nice guys finish last... by Phoon2007-07-26 06:50:36
  Argh! My leg! (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-26 07:06:03
    My leg, too! Look out! DOGS! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-07-26 07:07:27
      *chambers another round* >:-) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 07:14:27
        *giggles then bleeds to death* XD (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-07-26 07:43:45
          *marks one down on a score board* (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 07:49:01
            *re-collars the dogs of war* (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-26 08:03:27
ATTN: ClutterSquad - Find the Phantom! by roger G. rapid2007-07-26 06:44:25
  I love the smell of clutter in the morning... by todAnthony2007-07-26 06:57:50
    I love the smell of freedom in the morning. by sgrunt2007-07-26 07:02:03
      Yuck that's disgusting by madjo2007-07-26 07:42:58
      I love the freedom of clutter in the internet... by hactar the uhhh2007-07-26 07:08:15
Nothing ruins a company-provided breakfast by undrcvrparothed2007-07-26 06:44:12
  Nothing ruins breakfast... by werehatrack2007-07-26 09:07:05
    "Hell is other people at breakfast" - Sartre by Stuka2007-07-26 09:31:29
  Now that's a band name if there ever was one... by Phoon2007-07-26 06:52:57
    I had a couple good band names... by undrcvrparothed2007-07-26 06:54:06
      "Did he say 'funky buttloving'?" (n/t) by Phoon2007-07-26 06:55:44
        My first real band in high school: by todAnthony2007-07-26 07:00:10
          Is that supposed to be "Dilemma"? (n/t) by kelli2172007-07-26 07:11:24
            Band names should be spelled correctly? (n/t) by todAnthony2007-07-26 07:16:01
              It depends. by kelli2172007-07-26 07:36:47
                The sad thing is... by todAnthony2007-07-26 08:12:48
                *stabs kelli217 with Limozeen* (n/t) by Phoon2007-07-26 07:40:02
          Maybe it should have gone Mercury (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-07-26 07:10:01
  s/by/like (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2007-07-26 06:44:24
*finds quiet, dark corner to sleep* by AlanTwo2007-07-26 06:16:27
  *leads AlanTwo back to pillow corner* by roger G. rapid2007-07-26 06:33:46
Should I take off Vista? by maximumbob2007-07-26 06:13:50
  Get win 2000 on it. (n/t) by Klaranth2007-07-26 09:43:38
  Vista by oldschool_coder2007-07-26 06:59:56
    Here's why... by kelli2172007-07-26 07:15:22
    I kinda liked Windows 98.. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 07:11:08
      It was a bit unstable... by oldschool_coder2007-07-26 07:28:34
        Well, Windows 3.1 was a bit unstable, too. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 07:33:08
    I'm personally going to hold off Vista as long as by maximumbob2007-07-26 07:08:09
      I asked our IT guy if we were getting Vista by JimK2007-07-26 09:41:11
        Our informatics teacher... by Bertram2007-07-26 10:36:01
  Bump that up the chain of command. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 06:16:19
    The decision is up to me by maximumbob2007-07-26 06:28:19
      That's what I'd do, too. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 06:33:09
  You'd get a more balanced response by asking a by krikkert2007-07-26 06:15:56
WYSIRN by NickDanger2007-07-26 06:09:23
  Careful, there. You're dating yourself. (n/t) by webishop2007-07-26 06:47:10
    I thought the handle "NickDanger" dates hir by voxwoman2007-07-26 09:18:46
      I think we're all bozos on this bus (n/t) by Zandermann2007-07-26 10:48:01
*wanders past, singing quietly* by Masked Ufie2007-07-26 05:57:34
  Theatre of Tragedy by EnzoMatrix2007-07-26 07:33:40
  There ain't no Coupe deVille hiding in the bottom by kelli2172007-07-26 07:18:35
  *hums to deep bass tunes* by roger G. rapid2007-07-26 06:23:53
  Heh. That's playing here, too... by Stormkitten2007-07-26 06:20:24
  I can't lie. by skern2007-07-26 06:13:55
  'Cause two out of three ain't bad (n/t) by basher202007-07-26 06:04:23
  The first cut is the deepest? (n/t) by NDwight2007-07-26 06:00:22
So I saw the HP movie last night by esbita2007-07-26 05:52:00
  HP Movie? Starring LaserJets and Inkjets? (n/t) by divinar2007-07-26 07:33:36
    the revenge of the cartridges (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-26 07:36:47
  Wow, I had to lookup HP movie to discover you were by NDwight2007-07-26 05:54:23
I just had a stamp made with my employee number on by woodchip2007-07-26 05:43:39
  Ok, I got a photo.... by woodchip2007-07-26 05:53:17
    You took a great picture! :) (n/t) by NDwight2007-07-26 05:55:53
      Thanks. by woodchip2007-07-26 05:58:42
        If your banks were a little longer, no one would s by NDwight2007-07-26 06:01:38
          Only if they are taller than me. by woodchip2007-07-26 06:04:24
            Tell them you're a pilot test for the 666 project. (n/t) by skern2007-07-26 06:16:47
              Actully I just realized my Kwik-E-Mart hat covers by woodchip2007-07-26 06:20:19
          s/bangs/banks/ (n/t) by NDwight2007-07-26 06:02:34
Postfix error messages - modification possible? by Qcumber-some2007-07-26 05:41:28
  Look here, for example by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 05:52:55
  Seems like this would help by Stuka2007-07-26 05:43:55
    Why didn't I find this??? by Qcumber-some2007-07-26 05:49:18
      It is indeed very well hidden. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 05:54:22
*giggles* Cute, Illiad. (n/t) by esbita2007-07-26 05:36:31
  I actully laughed at the punch line. by woodchip2007-07-26 05:49:51
    Heh ditto (n/t) by maximumbob2007-07-26 06:10:22
      Absolutely. Then shanghai'd a fellow geek by skern2007-07-26 06:18:15
        My non-geek coworker even found it amusing. by PsychoI3oy2007-07-26 06:30:57
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-07-26 05:32:07
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-07-26 05:30:05
Does wysiwtf violate the fyosr? by wiredog2007-07-26 04:49:17
  why would it? by flatlander2007-07-26 07:18:25
  Speaking realistically... by abb3w2007-07-26 05:55:54
    Agreed. And basically, the acrynym by webishop2007-07-26 06:11:49
      IWC, STBY. (n/t) by skern2007-07-26 06:22:56
  Ianam by chrisP2007-07-26 05:22:03
    "wtf" is 14 year old sister? by wiredog2007-07-26 08:03:36
      Argh! by chrisP2007-07-26 10:11:04
    So when did you start writing Cingular ads? (n/t) by Nashville2007-07-26 07:38:55
    *hands ChrisP a big box of letters* by vectorz2007-07-26 05:57:20
      *makes soup* by chrisP2007-07-26 07:02:06
  The acronym and its derivations by EnzoMatrix2007-07-26 05:09:45
  same question... by madjo2007-07-26 05:01:20
    We could go BSG-esque by maximumbob2007-07-26 06:14:35
    I was once scolded by my aunt for saying "darn" by bobmon2007-07-26 05:29:50
      I had an aunt like that... by Audio2007-07-26 05:52:14
        Mine would have substituted an F... (n/t) by skern2007-07-26 06:20:30
      ever asked your aunt if she d*mned socks? by madjo2007-07-26 05:39:07
    an 'Extended Three Letter Acronym'..... which is a by jeff_uk2007-07-26 05:03:00
  No. (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-07-26 04:50:43
SOTM by PSYCHOI3OY2007-07-26 04:46:16
  I don't listen to that band. They are too diligent by NDwight2007-07-26 05:40:59
    Let's just say... by PsychoI3oy2007-07-26 06:31:53
Think i've earned a UF break :) by jeff_uk2007-07-26 04:34:03
  hehe, "judicious unplugging" :-) (n/t) by JimK2007-07-26 07:10:40
  <mr. Burns>Get back to work, by madjo2007-07-26 05:41:53
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-07-26 04:00:15
  So, game sometime this afternoon/tonight? (n/t) by arktus2007-07-26 11:50:46
  maps? Attn: imrambi/pickles by imperito2007-07-26 06:52:36
Yay, just ordered the new shiny. by Klaranth2007-07-26 02:53:05
  Is this the shiney you wanted the CD for ? by cokish2007-07-26 03:17:55
    Sorry. :( by UF Recycle2007-07-26 03:34:22
  Thats too late... by vectorz2007-07-26 02:59:45
    Yup. How about a summer reces? by UF Recycle2007-07-26 03:35:42
ATTN: Illiad, you owe me a keyboard. ß-} by kreepykrawly2007-07-26 01:31:51
  One would think that for all the keyboards that by kc5sdy2007-07-26 06:35:19
  the coffee got me... by rengel2007-07-26 04:21:52
    I laugh often.. by Karl-Henrik2007-07-26 04:33:01
      It's a cube farm, having a sense of humour is by jeff_uk2007-07-26 04:38:25
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2007-07-26 01:30:01
  Can't get to my writing. Still locked away. :( by Klaranth2007-07-26 21:21:20
  Me at my unpolished best. by FNORDer2007-07-26 01:44:52
    Have read it by EnzoMatrix2007-07-26 04:44:58
      scifi. Elements of cyberpunk by FNORDer2007-07-26 05:32:13
Sweet! Finally! by oedlan2007-07-26 01:27:30
  I got a nice story about WLANs... by Bertram2007-07-26 04:39:54
  I need to find one too when I'm in the holidays... by cpqrst32007-07-26 01:36:39
    I found one... by abaron2007-07-26 02:08:06
      Read somewhere, that Paris is getting free Wifi by Klaranth2007-07-26 02:41:04
        I think London now has that along the thames (n/t) by MrXavia2007-07-26 04:11:46
        That's nice :) by Karl-Henrik2007-07-26 02:50:49
          There was that promise of "city wide WiFi" by ideur2007-07-26 03:51:25
          Some do AFAIK. by AlanTwo2007-07-26 02:53:11
    A friend told me by oedlan2007-07-26 01:41:15
      what kind of internet access had the residents? by cpqrst32007-07-26 02:05:38
        That almost sound like Belgium. And not just by Klaranth2007-07-26 02:54:48
        Red-smoke internet ofcourse ;) by Karl-Henrik2007-07-26 02:46:53
        carrier pigeons. (n/t) by madjo2007-07-26 02:08:46
ATTN: UfieGear, You Got Mail (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-07-26 01:26:43
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-07-26 01:00:03
I got the room I wanted! I got the room I wanted! by Arivia2007-07-26 00:56:10
  YAY!!!! by SQLRat2007-07-26 06:02:11
  Yay! Which one was it? (n/t) by morenna2007-07-26 05:22:16
    A single with a balcony by Arivia2007-07-26 05:47:43
      Sweet! Hope the view is great! (n/t) by morenna2007-07-26 07:02:25
  Well, grats! (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-07-26 01:01:23
Google Fight is still broken. by Klaranth2007-07-26 00:54:47
  try googlebattle.com, same idea (n/t) by amp_man2007-07-26 02:07:27
  Stupid question: by EnzoMatrix2007-07-26 01:00:00
    GoogleFight by AlanTwo2007-07-26 01:03:37
*sits brooding on top of the board* by Masked Ufie2007-07-26 00:50:10
  left a message in your diary ... :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-07-26 00:57:47
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-07-26 00:37:04
  *asks firemites for a TAD* by Nea2007-07-26 08:45:23
    Hello by afterburner2007-07-26 08:50:37
      Yes, but... by Nea2007-07-26 08:59:49
        Well... by afterburner2007-07-26 09:40:05
  *climbs onto the roof* by wabbit652007-07-26 07:41:23
    *sends firemites up to the roof with BAS* by Nea2007-07-26 08:43:06
      Mmmmm, thankie by wabbit652007-07-26 08:50:00
  Good morning. by raptillicus2007-07-26 06:57:51
  Mornin' y'all! by kc5sdy2007-07-26 06:38:16
  *walks in with his tackle box* by SQLRat2007-07-26 05:59:05
    *eyes hooks* by roger G. rapid2007-07-26 06:09:46
  *enters dramatically* by Masked Ufie2007-07-26 03:46:36
  *Splash* by bioinfo2007-07-26 03:21:09
    *hands towel and slides BAS over counter* by roger G. rapid2007-07-26 05:43:59
  *points nose high up in air* *sniffsniff* by roger G. rapid2007-07-26 02:05:12
  ATTN guys - I've gotta pop out and do stuff by Treehugger2007-07-26 01:31:48
  *Treehugger* Morning. by FNORDer2007-07-26 01:05:10
    and I just realised... by FNORDer2007-07-26 01:06:15
      I noticed and it was weird... by Treehugger2007-07-26 01:15:55
        one of each. by FNORDer2007-07-26 01:20:14
          *serves breakfast that isn't too intense* by Treehugger2007-07-26 01:23:20
  Good morning by afterburner2007-07-26 00:55:06
    *serves big mug of BAS* by Treehugger2007-07-26 00:56:19
      Thanks by afterburner2007-07-26 01:00:47
        It's too early to tell by Treehugger2007-07-26 01:04:18
          Same here, pretty much by afterburner2007-07-26 01:06:25
            congrats on still managing to get up! by Treehugger2007-07-26 01:16:31
              Thanks. In fact, I'm getting better at it by afterburner2007-07-26 03:04:34
  Good morning by vectorz2007-07-26 00:49:41
    *serves GAP on the terrace* by Treehugger2007-07-26 00:52:27
      We have an upper balcony? by vectorz2007-07-26 00:59:50
        precompiled or raw source?? (n/t) by robertltux2007-07-26 12:40:00
        We always had one by Treehugger2007-07-26 01:03:42
  *runs in* by Dagna2007-07-26 00:48:42
    *serves Bucket o'BAS* by Treehugger2007-07-26 00:51:46
      Thank you! by Dagna2007-07-26 00:52:55
  *gets self some BAS* by AlanTwo2007-07-26 00:42:00
    Would you like snackage with your beverage? by Treehugger2007-07-26 00:43:08
      Of course :) by AlanTwo2007-07-26 00:44:00
        You too? by Treehugger2007-07-26 00:45:16
          Irish breakfast, sans alcohol by AlanTwo2007-07-26 00:47:51
            *serves Irish Breakker (incl cheese thing)* by Treehugger2007-07-26 00:48:23
              Thankies! by AlanTwo2007-07-26 00:49:35
  A colleague is celebrating his birthday! (n/t) by Bwicked2007-07-26 00:40:02
    Hurrah! by Treehugger2007-07-26 00:41:04
      a crate of REAL champagne? that'll be expensive. ( (n/t) by Bwicked2007-07-26 00:43:42
        Not from here! by Treehugger2007-07-26 00:44:47
Poor, poor Alceus. by Klaranth2007-07-26 00:10:33
  Sell 4Kgs to the local chinese by cokish2007-07-26 03:20:11
  hmm I wish you luck! by LilDragon2007-07-26 01:55:18
  A 10 Kg cat???!? by EnzoMatrix2007-07-26 00:32:33
    Yes. :) Still under its own power. by Klaranth2007-07-26 00:39:20
      He's just big-boned then? by EnzoMatrix2007-07-26 00:50:33
        He do has some fat dangling down his front, by Klaranth2007-07-26 01:01:18
    Yes! by ideur2007-07-26 00:37:08
      - 10 geek points for you, mr Ideur. by Klaranth2007-07-26 00:40:19
        maybe he was 'projecting' his behaviour on the cat (n/t) by Bwicked2007-07-26 00:41:23
          Nope! Garfield (n/t) by ideur2007-07-26 00:43:27
MODs, the strip should be idk-ed by Zoxer2007-07-26 00:09:01
  Don't do that. by ihope1272007-07-26 08:12:23
  *slaps zoxer around with the fish* by AlanTwo2007-07-26 00:33:49
    And thank you for the tasty fish....hmmmmmmmmmmm ( (n/t) by Zoxer2007-07-26 00:36:14
      You're welcome. Next time... by AlanTwo2007-07-26 00:42:58
        The Sea F ood Quartet by docpneumo2007-07-26 04:00:07
  What the Ef are you talking about? :P by madjo2007-07-26 00:15:21
    He is trying to get the board to understand that t by Klaranth2007-07-26 00:18:57
      Huh? I've never heard Frontpage being used with by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 00:30:57
        I've had to edit a webpage built by some company by Mad Marty2007-07-26 02:16:55
          Just dont give them Frontpage. Notepad is all by Klaranth2007-07-26 02:52:39
        oh frontpage, das dings funzt nicht by Klymer2007-07-26 00:36:31
          Ach du heilige Frontpage! XD (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 00:42:24
      I hope you do know that I was only kidding around? (n/t) by madjo2007-07-26 00:21:08
        And that I am trying to get you into ItsYourTurn by Klaranth2007-07-26 00:41:30
          I honestly hadn't had time to play :) by madjo2007-07-26 01:10:53
    F rontpage. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 00:16:08
      that would be F9-word by joresgump2007-07-26 07:39:45
Good one Illiad! by RetiQlum22007-07-26 00:07:49
  WYSIWAMPG-editor by acl682007-07-26 03:59:48
  Haha, total agreement here! Had me LMAO. (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-07-26 01:22:33
WYSIWTF ... took me a moment. by DerSarek2007-07-26 00:01:37
  I got it immediately by Arancaytar2007-07-26 00:06:37
    you mean Worse Than Failure? :P (n/t) by madjo2007-07-26 00:08:28
Great one, Illiad! (n/t) by Arivia2007-07-26 00:01:30
  Strongly seconded! (n/t) by toysbfun2007-07-26 00:03:33
    Thirded. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-07-26 00:14:38
      forced. (n/t) by anymouse2007-07-26 00:36:03
        fiefed. (n/t) by stoft2007-07-26 01:00:08
          Saxthed !?!?!?! WTF ROFL ß-Þ (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-07-26 01:11:48
            Siventh! by Ascag2007-07-26 02:04:16
              Ate - it (n/t) by inkey2007-07-26 02:34:58
                Nein!- ed (n/t) by vectorz2007-07-26 02:47:12
                  10/10 (n/t) by manxmania2007-07-26 03:13:17
                    Eleven11111111111111 (n/t) by kiwifruit2007-07-26 04:51:07
                      Dozen-t anybody have anything better to do? (n/t) by manxmania2007-07-26 06:59:48
                        Thirsty Teens all around! (n/t) by Ascag2007-07-26 07:21:00
                          *fourteen-year-old sister throws a round* (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-07-26 07:52:17
Comment Board Trivia by count_02007-07-26 00:01:27
Translations by Nea2007-07-26 00:01:01
  deutsch/german TLP (n/t) by vertigo-12007-07-26 00:59:35
    berlinert / Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2007-07-26 02:55:08
      Watte kiekst is watten Mist? (n/t) by Arancaytar2007-07-26 04:00:56
      "Watte kiekst is watte kriegst" ROFL by RotHorseKid2007-07-26 03:25:02
        Dankeschön! :D *freu* by roger G. rapid2007-07-26 07:38:37
    Karlsruhbadisch by Ascag2007-07-26 01:54:21
    by vertigo-1 by vertigo-12007-07-26 01:09:26
      oh wunder ... by byrd2007-07-26 14:31:39
      Klasse! by chaotic2007-07-26 04:50:50
      Tausche 'war' gegen 'und' ! (n/t) by vertigo-12007-07-26 01:14:47
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by madjo2007-07-26 00:07:35
    Door MadJo by madjo2007-07-26 00:07:50
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-07-26 00:00:04
  Krikkert! by lex_icon2007-07-26 13:40:24
  Ignorance; stupidity. In that order. (n/t) by werehatrack2007-07-26 10:17:06
  Myself and the Prince of Lies / the tide (n/t) by sstacks2007-07-26 09:46:32
  Unreasonable change / Rampant stupidity (n/t) by andyz2007-07-26 09:39:36
  I try to fight for, not against. by roger G. rapid2007-07-26 08:20:44
  Against the PC Wussification of Society. by todAnthony2007-07-26 07:12:52
  Hmm... I think the apostle Paul said it best. by AshyRaine2007-07-26 07:11:56
    Yuppers by sstacks2007-07-26 09:50:11
    And why should you "Love Thy Neighbor" anyways? by todAnthony2007-07-26 08:19:31
      Rock on, my good friend (n/t) by sstacks2007-07-26 09:47:44
      Thanks for adding that :) (n/t) by AshyRaine2007-07-26 08:57:34
    The Wisdom of St. Paul! YAY!! by spud312007-07-26 08:04:39
      The Wisdom of St. Pauli: by SouthpawPL2007-07-26 11:00:27
      You're welcome, Spud! (n/t) by AshyRaine2007-07-26 08:54:19
  speed limits/those who drive them in front of me. (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-07-26 06:40:33
  My company's helpdesk. by undrcvrparothed2007-07-26 06:38:21
  My own bad habits. The power of love. (n/t) by skern2007-07-26 06:25:54
  Standard deviation! (n/t) by Tyop2007-07-26 03:19:02
  This fscking application (it don't work) by madjo2007-07-26 02:57:18
  Ipomoea pandurata. Lamiastrum galeobdolon. (n/t) by siibr2007-07-26 01:23:14
  Figth / not bother.. by EnzoMatrix2007-07-26 01:18:13
  Fear. Passion. (n/t) by siibr2007-07-26 01:14:41
  Untidyness. Dust. (n/t) by siibr2007-07-26 01:12:58
  Hunger. Soon, disease, too. by skippy-ish_guy2007-07-26 00:51:07
  Politics. by CynicalRyan2007-07-26 00:14:45
  "Do I fight against time or a state of mind?" by AlanTwo2007-07-26 00:13:59
  Stupidity. by FNORDer2007-07-26 00:11:40
  Double standards. by Illiad2007-07-26 00:08:51
    I have double standards too! by SouthpawPL2007-07-26 10:57:21
    I hate double standards too. by Phoon2007-07-26 06:36:02
    I hate double standards too, by jeff_uk2007-07-26 04:41:59
  ignorance/obdurate stupidity (n/t) by RunNeoRun2007-07-26 00:06:03
  I fight neo-Nazis. by RetiQlum22007-07-26 00:05:52
    The KKK are cowards.. All mobs and no brains by raptillicus2007-07-26 08:10:51
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-07-26 00:00:02
  Reddish-orange in IE6. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-07-26 00:17:08
  Hulkfedtothepigsyourmombutwhocares by ideur2007-07-26 00:07:45

 

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