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Cartoon for Jul 20, 2007
Strip for Jul 20, 2007
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Serendipity by SoylentGreen2007-07-21 07:54:00
  *lips twitch* Heh. (n/t) by Esteis2007-07-21 08:46:39
So, since HP7 is out (in most of the world)... by Phoon2007-07-20 23:42:21
  I did not foresee Harry Potter ending that way. by toysbfun2007-07-21 00:02:25
The Road weary traveller by Stardust2007-07-20 23:37:39
I has dedly holos buk!!! (n/t) by hadji2007-07-20 23:36:47
  Congrats (n/t) by Snate2007-07-20 23:38:49
I LOVE my friend Cheryl! by SnArL2007-07-20 23:25:16
  Does she have a twisted brother? (n/t) by lab rat2007-07-20 23:33:36
How do *you* folks iron a shirt? by LthrOttr2007-07-20 22:38:15
  back, front panels, arms, collar by run.dll2008-09-05 09:44:29
  For me, iron and shirts don't mix by testy2007-07-23 08:59:25
  Simple. I don't. by SnArL2007-07-20 23:05:31
    I rarely iron "work" shirts... by LthrOttr2007-07-20 23:07:11
      Given that beard of yours, I can understand. :P (n (n/t) by SnArL2007-07-20 23:09:53
  I drop them off at the cleaners and pick them up by lab rat2007-07-20 22:53:35
  Remove from dryer. Hang immediately. (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-07-20 22:44:47
    There are shirts that just won't work with... by LthrOttr2007-07-20 23:05:55
      I own: cotton/poly permanent press uniform shirts by PsychoI3oy2007-07-20 23:29:58
        100 percent Polyester uniform shirts by joecrouse2007-07-20 23:31:08
    I do that, but it doesn't always work. :/ by rorajoey2007-07-20 22:46:48
      permanent press uniforms FTW! (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-07-20 22:47:26
        The only reason I bought an iron by PsychoI3oy2007-07-20 22:48:51
  I start with the body, then the collar, by rorajoey2007-07-20 22:43:30
    I appreciate the button problem... by LthrOttr2007-07-20 23:04:39
BBC World Service just did a brief remote from by rorajoey2007-07-20 22:29:22
TTGTBT by Danu2007-07-20 22:01:18
You know you're bored when... by themadkansan2007-07-20 21:43:30
  Ha! I'm watching paint dry! by SnArL2007-07-20 22:09:59
    I'm watching bind compile on a 500mhz celeron. by PsychoI3oy2007-07-20 22:46:17
      So...does that mean I win? :P by SnArL2007-07-20 22:52:52
  BoredBoReDbOrEd by Freakazoid2007-07-20 22:01:37
    *ding* *lightbulb lights up above head* by Freakazoid2007-07-20 22:08:43
      make that 112 stars now by Freakazoid2007-07-20 23:18:47
      Fries are done? (n/t) by Phoon2007-07-20 22:15:16
65% polyester, 35% cotton by SnappingTurtle2007-07-20 21:37:34
  My not so humble opinion... by LthrOttr2007-07-20 22:30:07
    I've seen some people use brown paper bag by rorajoey2007-07-20 22:45:15
      I use brown paper bags for a purpose... by LthrOttr2007-07-20 23:08:54
  Polyester (n/t) by arcrider742007-07-20 21:45:33
  Set it for polyester. by themadkansan2007-07-20 21:40:09
    Yup..if it's too hot, and if you let it sit for to by rorajoey2007-07-20 22:24:39
      Undershirts? by Phoon2007-07-20 23:08:14
        Temperature's too high for that..at least by rorajoey2007-07-20 23:21:13
          Dude, I live in Florida. by Phoon2007-07-20 23:25:16
            I've lived in Florida. I don't know how you do it. (n/t) by rorajoey2007-07-21 01:21:09
      50/50 is the most I can go. by themadkansan2007-07-20 22:47:32
  4. Your shirt is a blend of cotton and polyester by SnArL2007-07-20 21:39:45
Went to B&N tonight... by SnArL2007-07-20 21:30:40
  Went through our local Kroger grocery store at by iarann2007-07-20 21:55:00
    Rite aid has had HP7 on the shelf for few days by joecrouse2007-07-20 23:21:46
    If I had the cash... by Phoon2007-07-20 22:10:18
ATTN: ET-ers by maximumbob2007-07-20 21:20:11
  Had a blast, was in several. :-) (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-07-20 21:33:13
  Question: by VivianC2007-07-20 21:28:16
    Me :) by maximumbob2007-07-20 21:56:22
      Cool. Thanks! (n/t) by VivianC2007-07-21 07:44:15
  Did I get the fuel dump?? (n/t) by VivianC2007-07-20 21:21:59
    Haha yes, but by maximumbob2007-07-20 21:25:22
    Yup by Stuka2007-07-20 21:25:03
      WOO HOO! by VivianC2007-07-20 21:27:48
        Yep, that was me, the engy and first to ping, by eric3_141592007-07-20 21:28:44
*sees news about flooding in UK* by purplepineapple2007-07-20 21:01:37
  s/4am/5am (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-07-20 21:01:53
Happy Potterday! by Phoon2007-07-20 21:00:08
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-07-20 21:00:07
I just had my car towed:( by hactar the uhhh2007-07-20 20:51:31
  hope you don't have the same problem i did... by amp_man2007-07-20 21:18:12
    =|:oD by skippy-ish_guy2007-07-20 21:26:36
      It's been very reliable! by rook_mtl2007-07-20 21:28:10
        at least it's only needed a tow once by amp_man2007-07-20 23:17:34
        Sounds like my truck! by SnArL2007-07-20 21:37:23
          "a torn front frame cross-member" by amp_man2007-07-20 23:24:26
        As a Honda hater, that makes me smile. by skippy-ish_guy2007-07-20 21:36:03
          celicas maybe, supras definately, but corollas are by amp_man2007-07-20 23:20:33
  Oooooh! An S13! by skippy-ish_guy2007-07-20 21:15:30
    No, no turbo..didn't know they made them. (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-07-20 21:23:22
      212 crank HP. by skippy-ish_guy2007-07-20 21:30:18
        Oh, my bad. by skippy-ish_guy2007-07-20 21:33:57
  Oh my, be still my heart! You play the cello, by Danu2007-07-20 21:00:54
    I'm your typical run of the mill geek:) by hactar the uhhh2007-07-20 21:12:25
      Love the dulcimer. Only heard it played twice IRL. by Danu2007-07-20 21:31:09
      I wanna learn the bagpipes! (n/t) by SnArL2007-07-20 21:25:30
      See! He's compensating! by rook_mtl2007-07-20 21:13:59
        rofl (n/t) by Danu2007-07-20 21:23:03
    He must be compensating for something... by rook_mtl2007-07-20 21:02:41
      I do not! by hactar the uhhh2007-07-20 21:09:32
        *reads "puny", "aging" and "dust"* by Danu2007-07-20 21:14:53
        What's wrong with the G4? by rook_mtl2007-07-20 21:12:58
  Why did you have it towed if you made it home? by lheggland2007-07-20 20:55:59
    Yeah, that's what I thought... by hactar the uhhh2007-07-20 20:59:19
      That is true, they are tight under the hood. by lheggland2007-07-20 21:16:22
      It still would have been cheaper... by Phoon2007-07-20 21:02:25
        Thought of that too... by hactar the uhhh2007-07-20 21:10:10
ATTN: AndyA. You've Got Mail by Snate2007-07-20 20:33:18
Anyone going to Springfield, VT tomarrow? by woodchip2007-07-20 19:39:18
At least there's an upside to Potter syndrome. by Phoon2007-07-20 19:27:25
  *pokes head out of hole* by run.dll2008-09-05 09:49:32
  Funny, you stopped the same place I did by hobbs2007-07-20 20:43:49
    Eh, I just haven't been able to check #5 out by Phoon2007-07-20 20:45:24
  Border's and B&N are open after midnight by nhlinux2007-07-20 19:45:39
    I went there to buy a holster for my phone. by Phoon2007-07-20 19:57:14
*Bounces impaitently.* (n/t) by hadji2007-07-20 19:04:50
  Like... by skippy-ish_guy2007-07-20 20:59:58
    Your Bounce looks much more patient. (n/t) by morenna2007-07-20 21:28:22
  stop bouncing on the furniture! :o) by morenna2007-07-20 20:49:05
  Have paitence. by sgrunt2007-07-20 19:24:16
Boo, boo, boomio!!!! by merlin2007-07-20 18:48:21
  I got server changed to UFie 7... form up! (n/t) by maximumbob2007-07-20 18:58:52
They got monster trucks at the state farigrounds by woodchip2007-07-20 18:44:28
SOTM : Blackmore's night - Wish you where here by Bellator2007-07-20 18:38:31
yikes STALKER is creepy by Freakazoid2007-07-20 18:25:13
  Gamma/Light level? by Twitchh2007-07-20 19:34:53
    can't say much myself by Freakazoid2007-07-20 19:43:36
    It's lighting is fairly realistic. by themadkansan2007-07-20 19:40:59
  well that was anticlimactic (spoiler warning) by Freakazoid2007-07-20 19:24:22
    That's just the first ending. by themadkansan2007-07-20 19:26:16
      meh, forget it then by Freakazoid2007-07-20 19:29:07
        heh, neat. found videos of the endings on youtube (n/t) by Freakazoid2007-07-20 19:49:23
        You missed the entire Backyard. by themadkansan2007-07-20 19:31:07
  annoying.... game went *crunch* by Freakazoid2007-07-20 18:56:29
  The best assault rifle you can get: by themadkansan2007-07-20 18:33:41
    hmm, haven't seen that one yet by Freakazoid2007-07-20 18:55:56
      You won't see it 'til near the end. by themadkansan2007-07-20 19:03:28
  heh, by "sight" I mean a scope by Freakazoid2007-07-20 18:31:15
Guilty pleasure movie : Ladyhawke :) by Garrinka2007-07-20 18:10:43
  Why "guilty" pleasure? by Twitchh2007-07-20 19:50:40
    don't forget the gorgeous horse!! (n/t) by morenna2007-07-20 20:26:02
WebCrash 2007 by subbywan2007-07-20 17:49:36
  So that's why I can't access UserFriendly! by rorajoey2007-07-20 19:05:29
  Bwahaha! The cocaine memo. Priceless! (n/t) by theanomaly2007-07-20 18:12:36
  rofl by Danu2007-07-20 17:58:11
Ferret update complete: by SouthpawPL2007-07-20 17:30:36
  good luck vox :) by Garrinka2007-07-20 17:38:01
SotM: Time to get ILL - Beastie Boys by Garrinka2007-07-20 17:24:18
  SotM: Invincible - Pat Benatar by Garrinka2007-07-20 18:01:27
  SotM: Bullet with Butterfly Wings (n/t) by theanomaly2007-07-20 17:52:58
Now entering the land of no bandwidth... by jpprater2007-07-20 17:03:27
  its a bit goofy but Clearwire possible?? by robertltux2007-07-20 17:23:53
    We deploy a lot of Inukshuk WiMax in Ontario by Myke2007-07-20 18:40:31
    Nope, they don't offer service in my area (n/t) by jpprater2007-07-20 17:59:07
    Is it at all like TiSP? (n/t) by ihope1272007-07-20 17:25:25
  Download Wikipedia. (n/t) by ihope1272007-07-20 17:22:13
o/` I need to watch things die... by Phoon2007-07-20 16:56:04
  Is that a person waving a flag? (n/t) by ihope1272007-07-20 17:00:31
    It's a musical note. by sgrunt2007-07-20 17:03:36
      And here I always thought... by Nea2007-07-20 17:14:24
        Seems like everyone has their own interpretation.. by Sharku2007-07-20 17:21:47
        As a mοd, you should know better. by ihope1272007-07-20 17:18:52
          Huh? (n/t) by Nea2007-07-20 17:27:10
            You'd think it to be FYOSS, but it wouldn't be. by ihope1272007-07-20 17:29:12
      Yep. by Phoon2007-07-20 17:09:36
    Or is it a tasseled stick? (n/t) by ihope1272007-07-20 17:00:51
      It's a note... sort of. The ASCII art equivalent. (n/t) by Sharku2007-07-20 17:03:03
        Jinx (sort of). (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-20 17:03:56
      I belive it represents 'singing'. by themadkansan2007-07-20 17:02:31
        No, it's one of those ribbon/gymnast dancer types (n/t) by lab rat2007-07-20 17:09:49
*%&$^#@ing wasps. by nix2007-07-20 16:36:01
  It feels like I've been stabbed. by nix2007-07-20 17:53:36
    Ice it. by run.dll2008-09-05 09:54:11
  Bugs need to be eliminated. by ihope1272007-07-20 16:59:09
Coincidences are spiritual puns --- G.K.Chesterton by Esteis2007-07-20 16:30:25
  Ooh, I quite like that. (n/t) by williamashbless2007-07-20 17:23:01
Guess what appeared on my doorestep? by lab rat2007-07-20 16:16:26
  I've had those since the day of release by voxwoman2007-07-20 17:25:26
  I just bought that a few days ago and finished by woodchip2007-07-20 16:59:46
  Nice. Can you tell me what is cross-stitched on by Danu2007-07-20 16:38:16
    10 HOME by kahuana2007-07-20 16:42:24
      Bah, how could I have forgotten that. Thanks! (n/t) by Danu2007-07-20 16:47:39
        Must have been a mental block caused by goto. (n/t) by Danu2007-07-20 17:49:26
Sigh. by themadkansan2007-07-20 16:10:55
  Sounds like your timing was perfect. (n/t) by Danu2007-07-20 16:15:41
  Oh ya: by themadkansan2007-07-20 16:15:37
Hmm. What do you call a fingerless glove? by farfalla2007-07-20 15:56:40
  Thanks Ufies. Now it doesn't hurt so bad. ;) (n/t) by farfalla2007-07-20 18:04:32
  Google, wikipedia and the internet at large say: by Sharku2007-07-20 16:37:10
  I've always just heard "fingerless glove" by Saru2007-07-20 16:27:09
  Pretentious? (n/t) by kahuana2007-07-20 16:25:39
    Depends if they come with a set of golf clubs, by Danu2007-07-20 16:30:22
  Do you mean "mitten"? by SouthpawPL2007-07-20 16:16:53
  Broken. (n/t) by AndyA2007-07-20 16:15:52
  gauntlets ? by aix tom2007-07-20 16:09:27
  Useless. by micahrw2007-07-20 16:00:24
    For biking they work really well. by rook_mtl2007-07-20 16:54:12
      Granted they didn't stop me braking my finger...:( by rook_mtl2007-07-20 16:58:02
    We use them doing assembly work. by themadkansan2007-07-20 16:05:43
      makes sense to me. (n/t) by micahrw2007-07-20 16:07:15
    in weightlifting you use them for extra grip by Garrinka2007-07-20 16:03:36
      You want great grip? by micahrw2007-07-20 20:10:29
      I have a pair. Very nice for working out by lab rat2007-07-20 16:11:51
        looks at hands.. see calluses :) by Garrinka2007-07-20 16:21:16
          I also use a nice exfoliating scrub once or by lab rat2007-07-20 16:25:23
            hey we make those tubes :) by Garrinka2007-07-20 16:32:02
              Oh, yea I know the tomboy life. I never owned a by lab rat2007-07-20 17:04:10
    but, they look so cool. (n/t) by lab rat2007-07-20 16:03:00
      Or sexy... by Sharku2007-07-20 17:28:58
  driving gloves? by Garrinka2007-07-20 15:57:55
  "fingerless glove" by Didactylos2007-07-20 15:57:50
Poll: How are you? by Danu2007-07-20 15:32:09
  "Same old. Yourself?" (n/t) by Phoon2007-07-20 19:41:10
    awsome! fantastic! top shelf! feelin' alright! by Danu2007-07-20 21:07:16
  Depends on who's asking. by Sharku2007-07-20 17:17:50
  It's a bit of a ritual greeting / greeting ritual, by Esteis2007-07-20 16:24:57
    And if a lot of people arrive at once: by kahuana2007-07-20 16:31:20
      Highway what? (n/t) by ihope1272007-07-20 16:33:04
        Let's see that again in slow motion... by kahuana2007-07-20 16:36:48
  It depends on my mood ... by iarann2007-07-20 16:20:28
    "Oh, fair-to-middling." by themadkansan2007-07-20 16:22:58
      Whenever I hear that, it's followed by by Phoon2007-07-20 19:59:39
  Good, thanks! by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 16:19:46
  very hungry, trying to decide what to eat outta by jaqie2007-07-20 16:08:42
    Post what you have or peek at the UFie cookbook. (n/t) by Danu2007-07-20 16:12:38
      I settled on mac & cheese & tuna. by jaqie2007-07-20 17:19:19
        yum, a favorite here at home (n/t) by Danu2007-07-20 17:47:05
  I hate that question by Lady-Luna2007-07-20 15:54:24
  Dismissive isn't the right word. It's more like by Danu2007-07-20 15:53:24
  Wie gehts? :) by Garrinka2007-07-20 15:46:58
    How are you ? by aix tom2007-07-20 16:15:32
      or asi-asi.. so so.. by Garrinka2007-07-20 16:24:19
        Would it be rude to point you at by ihope1272007-07-20 16:30:32
          eh not offended I know my grammar isn't the best:) by Garrinka2007-07-20 17:02:46
  How are YOU? by Peace_man2007-07-20 15:42:44
    I'm good, thanks. (n/t) by Danu2007-07-20 16:00:06
  Can't talk. Eating moon cake. by williamashbless2007-07-20 15:37:12
    *glues packing peanuts to bottom of your shoes* (n/t) by Danu2007-07-20 15:40:27
      Note to self: by micahrw2007-07-20 16:03:25
        Add maple syrup and peanut butter to the packing by Danu2007-07-20 16:08:50
    My eye. My eye!!!! by micahrw2007-07-20 15:39:00
  Never ask by micahrw2007-07-20 15:35:06
    That's what I did. by aix tom2007-07-20 16:18:34
I want I want by micahrw2007-07-20 15:31:42
  Sigh. by Myke2007-07-20 15:38:18
Cisco UFies, would you say a PIX 515E for by Classic_jon2007-07-20 15:09:05
  PPIX 515 is EOL by Ston2007-07-20 16:40:28
    That doesn't mean it isn't useful for training by Ston2007-07-20 16:42:01
  (A new) WRTSL54GS is about the same price... by Myke2007-07-20 15:12:03
    plus, if you get non-standard firmware, you can do by subbywan2007-07-20 15:31:43
      tomato is dog slow for me by jaqie2007-07-20 15:56:19
      OpenWRT has been good to me. by Myke2007-07-20 15:35:37
        get m0n0wall by jaqie2007-07-20 16:09:43
          Heh, you must be new. by Myke2007-07-20 16:17:14
            not NEW new but kinda yah. (n/t) by jaqie2007-07-20 16:23:39
            And FWIW: m0n0wall is fBSD 4.x based (presently) by Myke2007-07-20 16:19:18
          *snrk* by themadkansan2007-07-20 16:17:06
            Not true! by Myke2007-07-20 16:18:15
              'k. by themadkansan2007-07-20 16:20:48
                I usually only suggest m0n0wall when... by Myke2007-07-20 16:23:48
                  whoa. pfSense looks nice. by jaqie2007-07-20 16:29:21
                    not much runs on MIPS. by Myke2007-07-20 18:12:17
                      yeah ive got a spare abit BP6 by jaqie2007-07-20 18:19:53
                        Don't need to know anything about fBSD by Myke2007-07-20 18:43:25
                          Yup. by themadkansan2007-07-20 18:48:24
                            K6? *pukes* by jaqie2007-07-20 19:02:42
                              It's working for us. by themadkansan2007-07-20 19:07:00
                                like I said, they were personal issues by jaqie2007-07-20 19:14:58
                                ? by themadkansan2007-07-20 19:21:01
                                Im a big fan of amd too but by jaqie2007-07-20 19:27:27
                                K6s were perfectly good chips. by Myke2007-07-20 21:49:38
                                the problem I had with them WAS the weak FPU by jaqie2007-07-20 22:27:12
                                K5s were pretty meh. by Myke2007-07-20 22:52:49
                                Heh. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2007-07-20 19:28:26
                          so it isnt SMP capable? *BLARGH* by jaqie2007-07-20 18:46:43
                            I honestly don't know off-hand by Myke2007-07-20 18:52:58
                              explinations by jaqie2007-07-20 19:00:12
                                well, given that's for Linux... by Myke2007-07-20 19:07:06
                                oh um also by jaqie2007-07-20 19:44:01
                                I bet it can do it. by themadkansan2007-07-20 19:50:34
                                4 Users is nothing. by Myke2007-07-20 20:54:38
                                AHA! I was right. by jaqie2007-07-20 21:24:42
                                How's that? Conclusion drawn on incomplete logic! (n/t) by Myke2007-07-20 21:45:33
                                basically by jaqie2007-07-20 22:23:24
                                Your internet connection is 100Mbit? (n/t) by Myke2007-07-20 22:27:29
                                then is the wrt54g by jaqie2007-07-20 21:12:27
                                its from frustration by jaqie2007-07-20 19:13:18
                                You might at least give pfSense a try. by themadkansan2007-07-20 19:25:26
                                funny you say 'try it' just now by jaqie2007-07-20 19:29:25
                                Joy. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2007-07-20 19:32:59
                            I bet it wouldn't. by themadkansan2007-07-20 18:52:25
                              is a p2 400MHz with *128MB pc100.... (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2007-07-21 22:56:51
        Are there any boxes like that? by themadkansan2007-07-20 15:47:39
          Yup - WRAPs by Myke2007-07-20 15:51:06
            soekris and m0n0 by jaqie2007-07-20 16:10:41
              Was kinda hoping for pfSense. by themadkansan2007-07-20 16:12:25
                It'll probably work by Myke2007-07-20 16:16:32
                  Does it choke on sustained bandwidth though? by themadkansan2007-07-20 16:19:47
                    Define "load" by Myke2007-07-20 16:22:19
                      Mostly... by themadkansan2007-07-20 16:26:40
    I know, I am looking at it for getting a by Classic_jon2007-07-20 15:16:14
      Well you didn't say that in the TLP :P by Myke2007-07-20 15:31:16
      Rather get the sims and virtual trainers by subbywan2007-07-20 15:22:04
        Yeah, this is for my own education. I would by Classic_jon2007-07-20 15:44:33
          The sims and VT's are good enough for that. by subbywan2007-07-20 15:54:44
Bought "Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3" on DVD. by toysbfun2007-07-20 14:44:07
  That big chair y'all had isn't as tall either. by Dire_Lobo2007-07-20 15:05:19
Invoke UFicle(XPath/XSLT) by Stuka2007-07-20 14:06:08
  Try this by sazzer2007-07-20 14:52:00
    The parser is barfing on that by Stuka2007-07-20 15:03:55
      Stopped the barfing, but didn't fix much yet by Stuka2007-07-20 15:06:30
        Grrr by Stuka2007-07-20 15:09:41
          Any chance of seeing more context of the by sazzer2007-07-20 15:32:30
            It's not real long - I'll post it up by Stuka2007-07-20 15:41:06
              You shouldn't need the quotes at all with by sazzer2007-07-20 15:47:49
                That fails in the same ways apparently. by Stuka2007-07-20 15:55:54
                  I've just tested the following here: by sazzer2007-07-20 16:27:52
                    Oh, and that breaks my effort anyway by Stuka2007-07-20 16:35:28
                      Now I need to format it nicer :( by Stuka2007-07-20 16:40:15
                        Format what nicer? The XSL or the output? by sazzer2007-07-20 16:42:34
                          Oh! And thanks for all the help! by Stuka2007-07-20 21:31:32
                          The output by Stuka2007-07-20 21:30:49
                    It *is* from Microsoft </snark> (n/t) by Stuka2007-07-20 16:34:22
                But it doesn't replace it at all if I just do a by sazzer2007-07-20 15:48:23
Buggery... by Bellator2007-07-20 13:53:34
  Since it wont work, I'll just post it here instead by Bellator2007-07-20 14:12:53
    Bad trees. BAD. Actually I like the way it's by Dire_Lobo2007-07-20 15:08:35
      I'm actually surprised at how well it turned out by Bellator2007-07-20 17:01:58
Back from the hospital by DesertRat662007-07-20 13:49:55
  Good to hear man :) by Garrinka2007-07-20 15:48:26
    Oh I'm on my feet by DesertRat662007-07-20 16:15:03
      coolness :) having had a TEE myself by Garrinka2007-07-20 16:28:27
  Glad you're back by Dire_Lobo2007-07-20 15:19:51
    Live long and prosper by micahrw2007-07-20 15:36:13
  Glad you are ok... you should switch to by Classic_jon2007-07-20 14:16:24
You know what I find amusing? by SnArL2007-07-20 13:31:18
  I'm sorry, did you say something? I was waiting by Dire_Lobo2007-07-20 15:21:35
Woohoo! by skippy-ish_guy2007-07-20 13:12:50
  Samwich burn-out, eh? :) (n/t) by themadkansan2007-07-20 14:37:46
What did the Canadian bandleader by hadji2007-07-20 12:58:05
  There is something by micahrw2007-07-20 15:37:38
  Groan... I have to tell my Music teacher sister by Classic_jon2007-07-20 14:18:28
  idgih (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-20 13:30:24
    Clicky by hadji2007-07-20 13:43:35
  I am soo telling that one to my wife tonight by emlaabs2007-07-20 13:03:08
    Is your wife Canadian, a bandleader, or a bass? (n (n/t) by hadji2007-07-20 13:26:56
      bandleader of sorts by emlaabs2007-07-20 13:41:23
        Then I'd be honored to take the by hadji2007-07-20 13:44:26
    CARPE DEUM by flatlander2007-07-20 13:09:41
      Carp, eh? Day-um. (n/t) by rorajoey2007-07-20 20:58:33
      Carpe Dagon? (n/t) by TheGM2007-07-20 15:46:04
      Holy mackerel! (n/t) by kahuana2007-07-20 14:34:10
        ...that's a carp. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-20 15:55:57
          you tell-a me at's-a carp! :-) by kahuana2007-07-20 16:26:54
Liquor doesn't "cure" fear. by kahuana2007-07-20 12:44:12
  then explain this: I am more accident prone sober by lab rat2007-07-20 15:28:36
  So is that going to be your excuse now? ;) (n/t) by Myke2007-07-20 14:35:05
    For not drinking? Hells yeah! :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-07-20 16:27:45
  That's what Cosby said about cocaine. by Nashville2007-07-20 14:20:01
*Gets ready to run* by hadji2007-07-20 12:34:16
  clicky for you... by parastra2007-07-20 16:56:22
    Hey! Someone stole my idea! by hadji2007-07-20 17:36:01
      Why do you think you didn't? (n/t) by Sharku2007-07-20 17:38:12
        I beg to differ. I quite thing I did! by hadji2007-07-20 17:47:12
          Uhm... do you really want me to explain... by Sharku2007-07-20 18:04:07
            And with that I'm going to go unfry the brain... by Sharku2007-07-20 18:19:11
  Is it bad that I guessed it by the second line? (n (n/t) by raptor_872007-07-20 12:48:15
    I think we'd all have been by hadji2007-07-20 12:51:47
      but why are the *badgers* still singing? (n/t) by morenna2007-07-20 12:53:28
ATT: AlanTwo by krikkert2007-07-20 12:28:44
ATTN Kyrasantae : by Klaranth2007-07-20 12:25:14
Illiad's Asian Lesson #21 by Illiad2007-07-20 12:09:31
  Hehe, that is too funny. (n/t) by lheggland2007-07-20 19:53:04
  Tuesday, I was a guest at an Afghan dinner. by Esteis2007-07-20 16:04:49
    I'd rather be uncertain in Canada by run.dll2008-09-05 09:42:57
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-07-20 16:17:13
    Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2007-07-20 16:17:25
  These are really delicious. by Qcumber-some2007-07-20 15:06:47
  What did Lai say to him afterwards? by Klaranth2007-07-20 14:47:20
  That is great! XD (n/t) by Classic_jon2007-07-20 14:21:37
  Oh $deity, now MY stomach hurts by merlin2007-07-20 12:57:52
  I could probably make one. by hadji2007-07-20 12:54:47
  ROFLCOPTER! by wabbit652007-07-20 12:32:58
  :) SO had similiar experience by Danu2007-07-20 12:26:57
    "Wait, come closer... tell them..." by Phoon2007-07-20 14:31:53
      :) (n/t) by Danu2007-07-20 15:36:02
  That is absolutely hilarious by SQLRat2007-07-20 12:25:03
  Bwahahahahaa! *WHEEZE!* Hehehe! XD (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-07-20 12:23:47
  BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! (n/t) by Arman X2007-07-20 12:18:29
    2nd that :) (n/t) by techi8702007-07-20 12:21:53
  *falls out of chair laughing* by esbita2007-07-20 12:15:30
    I think I know his feelings. by Klaranth2007-07-20 12:20:22
  UGHHHHH> Now Im not hungry. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-20 12:12:30
Invoke: shadowsystems by hactar the uhhh2007-07-20 12:09:23
  (Snerk) You're in luck! by shadowsystems2007-07-20 12:39:09
  You've already broken your teeth enough for one da by sgrunt2007-07-20 12:10:06
    eehhh...:P (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-07-20 12:11:33
Finally, a Wii for me by sstacks2007-07-20 11:54:41
  They are fun ;-) by AndyA2007-07-20 12:58:21
  Were you all, like. wii wii wii on your way home? by kahuana2007-07-20 12:45:09
  I would love to get one. by dodrian2007-07-20 12:07:56
  *eats sstacks' ...waitaminit... by hactar the uhhh2007-07-20 12:02:09
    I can see that you have no respect for by sgrunt2007-07-20 12:03:14
      I've come to recognize a sneak attack by hactar the uhhh2007-07-20 12:07:00
        Impregnable what, now? by audiogeek20002007-07-20 12:11:52
          so the minds can go to the gutter by morenna2007-07-20 12:54:56
        Speaking of powered teeth, that attempt was by sgrunt2007-07-20 12:09:32
          I guess I should think up something that by hactar the uhhh2007-07-20 12:10:40
            Grraaahhh! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-07-20 12:26:19
            Nah, it just makes you look sillier:P (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-20 12:12:11
Well I found a good way to cover my airplanes by joecrouse2007-07-20 11:53:12
  The easy way by monza2007-07-20 12:49:10
    LOL OLD SCHOOL by joecrouse2007-07-20 23:30:08
  Buy a big box of surgical/exam gloves by voxwoman2007-07-20 12:27:26
  Alternate covering by Domacious2007-07-20 12:05:07
    Yes Mylar I've tried to find in EVERYWHERE by joecrouse2007-07-20 12:06:53
      Mylar location by Domacious2007-07-20 12:13:31
        aluminized mylar doesnt shrink so well by joecrouse2007-07-20 12:19:01
          Try ESD bags. by lheggland2007-07-20 20:44:39
            HMMMMM Will HAVE to try that. by joecrouse2007-07-20 23:29:18
          Thanks for the info. (n/t) by Domacious2007-07-20 12:21:15
  I use dope and fabric or by hactar the uhhh2007-07-20 12:03:11
    Monokote is probably to heavy for a rubber band by joecrouse2007-07-20 12:09:04
      you don't want electric! by jeff_uk2007-07-20 13:41:12
        theyve been around for a while by joecrouse2007-07-20 23:28:32
        Bah - thats no fun on its own, what he really want by astro-g2007-07-20 17:51:26
        Woah</neo> (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-07-20 13:46:04
      Li-ion batteries!?!? by kahuana2007-07-20 12:59:57
        Depends I DO have plans for by joecrouse2007-07-20 23:27:26
When file sharing becomes illegal, only by Peace_man2007-07-20 11:52:19
  Makes me wanna bang my fileshares into guns (n/t) by lab rat2007-07-20 16:18:54
  Check out the related article by ManiacJoe2007-07-20 12:37:03
  Let's be clear here. by jiteo2007-07-20 12:03:35
    Exactly! by Peace_man2007-07-20 12:18:25
    I sometimes think that by sgrunt2007-07-20 12:04:54
PSA by ChUcKAb2007-07-20 11:18:43
  Nice switch order! -r -t -f -m :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-07-20 13:18:25
    But then you have to wait 30 seconds. by ChuckAB2007-07-20 18:41:43
  why!!?? by Domacious2007-07-20 12:24:09
    Because I forgot a character: by ChUcKAb2007-07-20 12:39:26
      humm by Domacious2007-07-20 13:53:26
        MS is somewhat pushing the command line. by aix tom2007-07-20 14:51:24
  PSA 2. by Sharku2007-07-20 11:25:48
  rtfm? cute (n/t) by vampire2007-07-20 11:20:06
    Hey. Easy to remember. But you forgot the pause. by ChUcKAb2007-07-20 12:06:19
Question for photography experts. by AndyA2007-07-20 11:16:42
  How much you wanna pay? (and some serious by Dire_Lobo2007-07-20 12:45:21
    The main thing we are looking for by AndyA2007-07-20 13:05:39
      Great minds think alike. Sometimes I get it right by Dire_Lobo2007-07-20 13:36:38
        The location is by AndyA2007-07-20 13:51:07
          The location is... Beautiful! (and so is your brid by Dire_Lobo2007-07-20 15:02:56
            And it has a train. by AndyA2007-07-20 15:30:48
      o.O by emlaabs2007-07-20 13:10:43
        Around here you couldn't get an art school by AndyA2007-07-20 13:38:02
          Yeowch by emlaabs2007-07-20 14:38:30
          I've done a couple of weddings for friends/family. by techi8702007-07-20 14:07:20
  Not much difference between film and digital at by JimK2007-07-20 12:39:14
  Digital is fine by varikin2007-07-20 12:11:35
    Oooh by mpking2007-07-20 13:03:22
      Yup, we avoided the 35mm ones for our wedding by emlaabs2007-07-20 13:14:31
  The film guy is correct in that by ManiacJoe2007-07-20 12:02:24
    To answer your question... by AndyA2007-07-20 13:35:21
    I agree by mpking2007-07-20 13:01:51
  IANAEP by abaron2007-07-20 11:59:34
  Dynamic range depends on the radiometry of the CCD by kelli2172007-07-20 11:48:37
  IANAPE... by Dr. Frost2007-07-20 11:31:49
    We won't be picking someone based on the media by AndyA2007-07-20 11:40:38
      It's all about the Megapixels... NOT by ivjames2007-07-20 11:56:35
  Not an expert but a lot fo that will depend on the by Classic_jon2007-07-20 11:23:52
    They will all be good quality SLR cameras by AndyA2007-07-20 11:28:32
      I was thinking along the lines of color correctnes by Classic_jon2007-07-20 11:31:48
About 18 hourst left. (n/t) by Rogue19712007-07-20 10:53:24
  I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!! by kiwifruit2007-07-20 16:19:26
  Pfah, mine's at the mail office right now. by krikkert2007-07-20 12:55:05
    Weren't you supposed to get yours early? (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-20 15:32:38
      Yes. by krikkert2007-07-20 16:09:51
  Until another mind-numbing book is published? by JimK2007-07-20 11:22:06
    How do you decide how long a book needs to be? (n/ (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 11:28:11
      My first post was a little harsh, on reflection. by JimK2007-07-20 12:24:17
      Dickens got apparently got paid by the word. :-( (n/t) by morenna2007-07-20 11:28:59
        No kidding! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-07-20 12:04:02
The weather gods were against us, but the photos by Bellator2007-07-20 10:48:06
Woohoo, last day before I take a month off! by abaron2007-07-20 10:35:22
  Playing with your new... camera? Not wife? by shminux2007-07-20 12:36:57
    Well, I was talking about out in public... by abaron2007-07-20 12:50:37
  have fun! send us a postcard/pics! (n/t) by morenna2007-07-20 11:28:22
Do you know what tomorrow is??? by raptillicus2007-07-20 10:27:57
  That was the first pun my son came up with. by vetitice2007-07-20 16:11:42
  NO!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!! You don't Say!!!! (n/t) by Rogue19712007-07-20 10:30:01
    No, he doesn't say by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 10:36:10
    Did you click the link? by raptillicus2007-07-20 10:33:14
      Yes I did by Rogue19712007-07-20 10:52:43
I *WANT* this bike: by SnArL2007-07-20 10:18:03
  That's Not a Bike by kreepykrawly2007-07-20 18:46:11
    Woohaa - 4-valve Cleve. by themadkansan2007-07-20 19:18:18
  Interesting - variable hydrolic drive. by ChUcKAb2007-07-20 12:44:05
    I was more thinking of that tank getting punctured by emlaabs2007-07-20 13:11:53
  oh puhleaasse, that transformer isn't even trying by buzzin2007-07-20 11:49:07
  Wow. Just: wow. That is very impressive. (n/t) by JimK2007-07-20 11:25:21
  If I was a bike driver ... by Rogue19712007-07-20 11:00:58
  Neat bike , but it has a 4cy 2.3L Ford by Classic_jon2007-07-20 10:33:45
    Huh. Kinda like a Boss Hoss by SnArL2007-07-20 10:35:21
      Waste of an engine. by theanomaly2007-07-20 10:43:37
        a true boss hoss uses the chevy big block 454 by joecrouse2007-07-20 10:45:45
          Nahh, a real Boss Hogg drives a big white Cadillac by Classic_jon2007-07-20 11:27:12
            75 caddy convertable with a 500 cubic inch engine by joecrouse2007-07-20 12:05:48
              Those things are a LOT faster than most people thi by Classic_jon2007-07-20 14:11:00
  Oh yes. Oh my, yes indeed... (n/t) by skern2007-07-20 10:29:59
DUH. by bastetsmuse2007-07-20 10:17:40
  What should I be assuiming then? by raptillicus2007-07-20 10:22:46
    The answer to THAT is to by bastetsmuse2007-07-20 10:45:50
    The difference might be by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 10:45:21
    Assuming I could spell assume of course... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-20 10:42:39
    Don't assume anything... by audiogeek20002007-07-20 10:32:57
Attn: Voxwoman by skern2007-07-20 10:12:27
  Our G-Pig was in an accident.... by kiwifruit2007-07-20 16:51:53
    Yep, baby food is used a lot. by Nea2007-07-20 17:01:05
  She posted earlier. by Nea2007-07-20 10:15:06
    Thanks. As I said, I've been unable by skern2007-07-20 10:18:36
A bit of CD weirdness. by Sharku2007-07-20 09:59:28
  Cruxshadows CD, by any chance ... ? (n/t) by subbywan2007-07-20 10:18:07
    Nope, VNV Nation - Genesis.1 by Sharku2007-07-20 10:32:37
OMG ROFLMAO!! by tesla_koil2007-07-20 09:49:58
  I love that one :-D (n/t) by dodrian2007-07-20 12:09:59
  Points for creativity.. by romandas2007-07-20 11:38:57
  Personally I prefer the Alanis version of My Humps by AndyA2007-07-20 10:56:29
    Yeah.. I'm creeped out by this one too by romandas2007-07-20 11:37:24
      But it makes her point so well. by AndyA2007-07-20 11:42:51
  Torn. Funny/Creepy (n/t) by williamashbless2007-07-20 10:16:49
  Ruined one good rap song. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-20 10:14:02
    How can one "ruin" a rap song? By playing it? (n/t) by Divinar2007-07-20 10:27:47
      I happen to LIKE Sir Mix Alot's TWO famous songs by joecrouse2007-07-20 12:14:10
      They found a way. (n/t) by bimkins2007-07-20 11:05:26
  I have to send that to my mom :) thanks (n/t) by Classic_jon2007-07-20 10:03:07
  That's... ooo skin crawling... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-20 09:59:28
    Yes. Yes it is. by FNORDer2007-07-20 10:09:10
      I need brain bleech...lots of brain bleech (n/t) by Imp2007-07-20 11:06:16
Insanely Advanced Educations by Illiad2007-07-20 09:47:13
  A Data Modeler by psyop2007-07-20 11:27:58
    I was thinking by sgrunt2007-07-20 12:15:26
  Well...seeing as how I learn from my mistakes... by SnArL2007-07-20 10:43:17
  One woman i used to work with had by Classic_jon2007-07-20 09:56:43
    I'm pretty sure... by audiogeek20002007-07-20 10:14:53
  Professional Student? by SQLRat2007-07-20 09:56:17
    I knew one of those.... by Menetlaus2007-07-20 10:00:01
  I've known PhD/MDs by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 09:49:25
Invoke: ASP.NET Developers by merlin2007-07-20 09:42:51
  It's been awhile since... by SQLRat2007-07-20 10:48:50
  define: "ASP.NET" by Freakazoid2007-07-20 09:58:58
    For this part, it doesn't matter. by merlin2007-07-20 10:10:59
      I figured it out. I had to sink the RowUpdating by merlin2007-07-20 10:22:36
This is one weird Flash game. by Illiad2007-07-20 09:39:13
  Not easy to play with a thumbball mouse by romandas2007-07-20 11:54:16
  I'm speachless by vidi2007-07-20 10:56:44
  There was only one level after that anyway... by raptillicus2007-07-20 09:49:11
curse you, shadowsystems ;-) by wibble2007-07-20 09:29:54
  Neener Neener Neeeee-nerrrrrr! =)P by shadowsystems2007-07-20 09:47:38
Hello! *waves frantically for no good reason* (n/t) by williamashbless2007-07-20 09:29:50
  I see you! *waves back* (n/t) by morenna2007-07-20 11:27:00
YAY!! Friday pizza party... by SQLRat2007-07-20 09:25:03
  jores want pizza by joresgump2007-07-20 09:38:25
Hypothectical question by imrambi2007-07-20 09:22:57
  Dude...why are you even questioning it?? by audiogeek20002007-07-20 10:20:19
    Whose home? (n/t) by chanceslost2007-07-20 11:29:39
  I wouldn't. I'd be hearing it. by FNORDer2007-07-20 10:00:59
  Hmmm that depends on how she acts. by Classic_jon2007-07-20 09:53:04
    Oh and if she kisses you with tounge by joecrouse2007-07-20 10:47:46
      Only if it's her own tongue (n/t) by subbywan2007-07-20 10:49:53
  Hypotheticly ask her to a hypothetical dinner. (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-20 09:36:52
  Hypothermical answer by joresgump2007-07-20 09:26:46
  who is getting inducted? (n/t) by SQLRat2007-07-20 09:26:05
    Hypothecticalically her (n/t) by imrambi2007-07-20 09:27:30
      I'd say that was a good thing by subbywan2007-07-20 09:35:02
        ditto (n/t) by SQLRat2007-07-20 09:36:39
Hehe by Glum_Reaper2007-07-20 09:13:21
  You must have been drunk to post that. (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-20 09:17:30
Attn: Job Seekers by emlaabs2007-07-20 09:08:52
  Well I can't apply. by AndyA2007-07-20 11:03:23
    Would you want to leave the SF weather for here? by emlaabs2007-07-20 13:01:14
      Well it did rain during the week. by AndyA2007-07-20 14:14:50
  Serious question (semi OT) by Qcumber-some2007-07-20 09:39:27
    Perseverance check by stibbons2007-07-20 09:57:53
      Agreed by SQLRat2007-07-20 10:07:58
        My experience is just the opposite. by lheggland2007-07-20 10:36:22
          So you told them to by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 10:37:42
    It is typically standard on US job postings by emlaabs2007-07-20 09:41:39
      standard but discourages people with real tallent by joecrouse2007-07-20 10:15:19
        again... by SQLRat2007-07-20 11:51:13
      So you are saying by Qcumber-some2007-07-20 09:46:28
        Any good employer by lheggland2007-07-20 10:23:37
        A lot of those "job requirements" by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 10:03:18
          arguable. Have been told plenty of times by joecrouse2007-07-20 10:16:07
Rock Lobster! by raptillicus2007-07-20 08:59:57
  Well you know what Dread-Lord Pitr Says: by FNORDer2007-07-20 09:36:26
  Don't forget the letter Q and the number 3! (n/t) by williamashbless2007-07-20 09:19:06
  Wobble Woodlouse! by TheCatMan2007-07-20 09:11:25
another stalker question by Imp2007-07-20 08:35:59
ATTN: Snate by AndyA2007-07-20 08:33:05
AC-130H/U "Spooky" Gunship's are such awesome by techi8702007-07-20 08:30:55
  The fact that a PLANE is carrying a 105mm cannon by Classic_jon2007-07-20 10:30:45
    You have to wonder what was going by ManiacJoe2007-07-20 12:21:07
      Their eardrums? ;) (n/t) by Classic_jon2007-07-20 14:27:41
    Would love to see them used air to air by joecrouse2007-07-20 11:09:35
  Battlefield 1942 + DC Mod by maximumbob2007-07-20 09:52:42
  1 bullet per square foot by mpking2007-07-20 08:54:14
    Standing in that square foot. (n/t) by Sharku2007-07-20 08:57:46
      *puts on reflective tape* (n/t) by vampire2007-07-20 09:07:46
        glint tape is your friend (n/t) by psyop2007-07-20 09:32:10
Your little game is long past the novelty stage. ( (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-07-20 08:17:03
  As is this one, to be honest. (n/t) by theanomaly2007-07-20 08:47:49
    Seconded. (n/t) by esbita2007-07-20 09:56:14
      Minuted. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 10:04:28
  Like novelty made it better? by raptillicus2007-07-20 08:22:41
    What's the third one? by kyrasantae2007-07-20 08:24:00
      Wait... it was funny? by raptillicus2007-07-20 08:26:22
        Oh heh by kyrasantae2007-07-20 08:28:29
          Neither heart-consuming nor lung-ingesting. (n/t) by ihope1272007-07-20 08:36:00
          Uhhh... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-20 08:30:44
            *steals raptillicus' bagels* by vidi2007-07-20 09:00:49
              I knew a man who took my food once. by raptillicus2007-07-20 09:01:34
                Thank $deity I gave it back =D (n/t) by vidi2007-07-20 09:03:31
                  I want a burger. A good burger. by raptillicus2007-07-20 09:06:17
                    Welcome to Good burger home of the Good burger. by woodchip2007-07-20 09:57:07
                      Yes I'd like a good burger please... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-20 10:04:07
woohoo, friday !!! by joresgump2007-07-20 08:12:12
  One hour to go! by syren2007-07-20 08:30:02
    20 posts to go !!!! by joresgump2007-07-20 08:34:08
      9 posts (10 with this one) by joresgump2007-07-20 13:35:45
        9 (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-20 13:36:24
          8 (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-20 13:36:38
            7 (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-20 13:36:52
              6 (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-20 13:37:04
                5 (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-20 13:37:16
                  4 (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-20 13:37:31
                    3 (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-20 13:37:42
                      2 (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-20 13:37:54
                        1 (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-20 13:38:06
  Only 15 more minutes till I'm off... (n/t) by BorgKing2007-07-20 08:13:51
    morning for me by joresgump2007-07-20 08:18:03
      *steals beer* by schwing12007-07-20 08:19:43
        How well do I remember that evening in November by TheCatMan2007-07-20 08:27:49
        *grabs another beer from cooler* by joresgump2007-07-20 08:23:10
          ouch! That is not the right order by schwing12007-07-20 08:54:06
            smashing contest? by joresgump2007-07-20 09:24:05
              my turn by schwing12007-07-20 10:03:44
        Grabs the can and runs away with it by BorgKing2007-07-20 08:20:57
          Enjoy the backwash >:-) (n/t) by schwing12007-07-20 08:22:34
Oh yippee by kyrasantae2007-07-20 08:05:56
  I wonder what overtime tastes like... by raptillicus2007-07-20 08:13:31
    Wow. Does this guy toss a nickle to the valet and by talon07202007-07-20 08:35:55
      Reminds me of a pizza delivery... by mridenour2007-07-20 09:50:19
    Ha! I worked 47.5 hours last week... by SnArL2007-07-20 08:30:55
Grammar check by SnappingTurtle2007-07-20 08:00:34
  a little stilted, but correct (n/t) by flatlander2007-07-20 14:09:06
  "me, we" but otherwise OK (n/t) by kelli2172007-07-20 09:32:41
  s/me/myself by BorgKing2007-07-20 08:02:57
  I'd phrase that as by sgrunt2007-07-20 08:01:38
    Sounds good, change enacted (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2007-07-20 08:04:31
I got 6 pownce invites if anyone wants one by tesla_koil2007-07-20 07:59:51
  Oh, another social networking site. by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 08:01:53
    What a cynical reply ;) (n/t) by psyop2007-07-20 09:31:20
so, how many aufies are off the board right now by othercomics2007-07-20 07:51:41
  Cheers.... by Bwicked2007-07-20 07:52:28
*stands in front of friday closet* by Rogue19712007-07-20 07:37:25
  "Oh, man. If I knew the wet dream fairy was going by SnArL2007-07-20 08:22:50
  Is it the normal closet? or the *special* closet? by wibble2007-07-20 07:45:35
    is there anyone inside? by joresgump2007-07-20 09:32:14
  *locks closet, welds door closed, wraps in chains, by Havoc2007-07-20 07:44:46
    should't you have got out of it first? (n/t) by wibble2007-07-20 07:46:29
ferret update by voxwoman2007-07-20 07:28:57
  *hugs to the little fuzzy and voxfamily* (n/t) by Danu2007-07-20 17:44:40
  ferret update 60% complete; please insert disc 2, by SouthpawPL2007-07-20 11:57:36
  {{{{Voxwoman}}}} by FNORDer2007-07-20 07:40:47
  {{{voxwoman}}} by iarann2007-07-20 07:35:57
  ((Warm Fuzzies)) by shadowsystems2007-07-20 07:34:20
Now this is a strange situation. by da-gimp2007-07-20 07:25:10
  I think today's dilbert is fitting for you (n/t) by emlaabs2007-07-20 09:00:00
  If everyone thinks you've been promoted... by AndyA2007-07-20 08:40:25
  It isn't a promotion until by SQLRat2007-07-20 07:35:32
    It's a promotion if by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 07:45:46
      eh... by SQLRat2007-07-20 08:55:24
        My wife just got a promotion by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 09:19:19
          Gratz to her!! by SQLRat2007-07-20 09:36:08
            I've brought that up with her. by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 09:48:10
              I had a team member... by SQLRat2007-07-20 12:11:29
    I am getting my second annual raise. by da-gimp2007-07-20 07:39:39
  don't say anything till after the offered lunch:) (n/t) by varikin2007-07-20 07:33:21
    Free Indian food overlooking an airport. by da-gimp2007-07-20 07:39:01
      If they are holding the lunch at the airport by SaylorA2007-07-20 08:58:48
  cant hurt to ask i guess? (n/t) by Bwicked2007-07-20 07:30:57
    Apparently....They give it to me without asking by da-gimp2007-07-20 07:33:12
      Hah! by Havoc2007-07-20 07:46:10
        oh, and here's your slim budget, you need to strea by wibble2007-07-20 07:52:14
          conga-rats, in any case! (n/t) by wibble2007-07-20 07:53:44
        maybe it implies that you have a closer by Bwicked2007-07-20 07:49:46
  ...O_o... (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-20 07:28:21
Dear scammers, by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 07:05:59
  Either that, or the same "personal" email by shadowsystems2007-07-20 07:18:19
    Yeah, I had that, too (with that same scam). by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 07:24:43
Texas Chili Eating Contest... by shadowsystems2007-07-20 06:28:09
  I don't get "UltraMegaDuperHot" Chili by Illiad2007-07-20 09:04:30
    It's for the high, for the rush by calcrazy2007-07-20 09:43:50
    In the 2 cookoffs I have been to there are usually by Classic_jon2007-07-20 09:32:00
    Amen Brother Illiad, Preach On! (n/t) by emlaabs2007-07-20 09:23:56
    Same here. by Sharku2007-07-20 09:10:34
  I've always found Texas chili to be bland... by Arman X2007-07-20 08:35:23
    Bland?? What Chili are you eating? by Classic_jon2007-07-20 08:48:48
      That's just DUMB by subbywan2007-07-20 09:37:41
        Pickles are good too... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-20 10:36:33
        Don't ask me why they werent using milk..I don't by Classic_jon2007-07-20 10:17:25
  As I read on Slashdot today by madjo2007-07-20 07:37:02
    Unsafe for work how? by Havoc2007-07-20 07:46:50
      language (might be) by madjo2007-07-20 07:50:38
      Text, many $bad_words (n/t) by Classic_jon2007-07-20 07:50:27
  Oldie but goodie. I always love reading that one. (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-07-20 06:48:12
*shudder* by FNORDer2007-07-20 06:26:24
  *goggles* by purplepineapple2007-07-20 20:51:40
  Tough situation by psyop2007-07-20 09:38:36
Drools by imrambi2007-07-20 06:14:37
  neat. I can think of a ton of stuff I could do by kc5sdy2007-07-20 07:37:44
  naah too much stuff not needed in a router by jaqie2007-07-20 07:07:16
  *drools as well* by FNORDer2007-07-20 06:49:51
Don't forget .. only 7 days to get a gift by sithling2007-07-20 06:12:47
  Wow, my birthday, THEN SysAdmin day? by Stuka2007-07-20 07:43:19
How's this for a one liner? by Sharku2007-07-20 06:08:21
  I'm missing the regular expressions, so no bonus by cokish2007-07-20 06:13:32
    When all you have is sed... by Sharku2007-07-20 06:49:37
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-07-20 06:05:57
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-07-20 05:30:06
No Fear - bad thing? by jsbiff2007-07-20 05:26:06
  I think a better application would be.. by SQLRat2007-07-20 07:00:32
  No Fear - VERY VERY bad thing! by kwacka2007-07-20 06:31:21
    Hmm... actually, I would argue against that. by Arman X2007-07-20 08:28:54
  The military is the least obvious aplication for by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 06:07:59
    Fear =/ Respect by vectorz2007-07-20 06:18:03
      Phobias are irrational. by FNORDer2007-07-20 07:14:29
        wouldnt be bad for treating superphobias (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-20 10:54:05
      Are you truly without fear in these situations? by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 06:23:39
        Well, you haven't seen our lab... by vectorz2007-07-20 06:52:54
          Then we agree. by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 06:55:54
  As the strip says: by FNORDer2007-07-20 05:32:19
*GRRR* it is way tooooo hot by c3po2007-07-20 05:14:45
  seconded. by scum2007-07-20 05:27:31
    31°C near to acceptable by Qcumber-some2007-07-20 09:04:08
    Pfft you guys don't know hot ;-) by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 05:39:23
      You have very warm winters too! cheater ;) (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 06:32:30
        There *are* places I've known by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 06:38:54
      Just because by scum2007-07-20 06:07:32
        Well I might say by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 06:15:23
          Between 20°C and 25°C is perfect for working. by Qcumber-some2007-07-20 09:22:21
          Exactly. by scum2007-07-20 06:20:56
            I have had to work outdoors by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 06:37:23
    You can't image how glad I was about my USB by ripley82007-07-20 05:35:15
  How hot is too hot? by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 05:16:26
"Nuke the planet from orbit..." by Corvus_One2007-07-20 04:59:10
  Check the one from 2007-07-06 by Havoc2007-07-20 10:44:51
  Permalink by toysbfun2007-07-20 05:03:42
    Thanks! I missed that.. (n/t) by Corvus_One2007-07-20 05:05:51
This is where I live. by syren2007-07-20 04:49:10
  sounds ... virginal ... (n/t) by subbywan2007-07-20 08:56:16
  Am I glad we have excelent drainage here... by MrXavia2007-07-20 07:58:35
  That indeed sucks by madjo2007-07-20 07:55:25
  My sympathies by drugless2007-07-20 07:45:14
  in the heartland of the usa in 1993, by jaqie2007-07-20 06:45:17
    Fortunately I was working by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 06:49:43
      I lived near Alton, IL back then. (n/t) by jaqie2007-07-20 06:50:25
  Yikes! I hope my aunt and cousins are alright. by ripley82007-07-20 06:20:39
  Nice. Our industrial estate is flooded too. by Tomo2007-07-20 05:06:52
    It's good isn't it? by syren2007-07-20 05:10:30
      This isn't a case of 'flood defence' by Tomo2007-07-20 05:12:57
        But spending on flood defenses was slashed by Eternal_Newbie2007-07-20 05:41:36
        How does a drain explode?? by syren2007-07-20 05:16:01
          Great to see it happen. by manxmania2007-07-20 05:42:24
  I'm about 30 miles west of there by suitably_vague2007-07-20 05:01:04
    Thanks! Me too! (n/t) by syren2007-07-20 05:08:18
  So it is raining in the UK by cokish2007-07-20 04:54:44
    Not really no...that's sort of the point. (n/t) by syren2007-07-20 04:58:02
      yeah, same here (n/t) by cokish2007-07-20 06:13:59
  That looks like our area from this past spring by voxwoman2007-07-20 04:53:37
    Yeah it's rubbish. by syren2007-07-20 04:57:21
  Hmm by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 04:52:51
friday by flatlander2007-07-20 04:27:32
  who was searching real hard for a bucket (n/t) by madjo2007-07-20 04:30:10
    He looked into his room (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 04:30:57
      but all he could find was a broom (n/t) by Bwicked2007-07-20 04:32:57
        No bucket was there, cause Nan tuck et. (n/t) by Klaranth2007-07-20 04:36:32
          And so our man said by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 04:39:57
            Without a bucket to stow, the man had nowhere to by morenna2007-07-20 05:08:45
              so he stayed home (n/t) by Klymer2007-07-20 05:17:19
                polishing his shiny dome. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-07-20 05:27:43
                  And took a nap in his shiny chair made of loam (n/ (n/t) by Bwicked2007-07-20 05:55:33
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-07-20 04:00:08
  Sorry to those that got kicked earlier tonight! by mpicklesimer12007-07-20 23:50:28
New BOFH by Bellator2007-07-20 03:57:44
  *GASP* by madjo2007-07-20 04:29:30
    Every boss has a usage life... by FNORDer2007-07-20 06:46:17
    Dunno.. next episode is bound to be interesting ;) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 04:30:17
Mother-in-law just called. by oedlan2007-07-20 03:38:24
  Moving to? (n/t) by Bwicked2007-07-20 03:40:53
    Look down the page by oedlan2007-07-20 13:59:54
So "xkcd" DOES stand for something! by ihope1272007-07-20 03:23:41
  from the website by langly2007-07-20 04:15:07
    And here's me thinking by TheCatMan2007-07-20 08:35:21
      s/fifty/five hundred/ (n/t) by TheCatMan2007-07-20 08:36:45
  The artist answers this himself by scum2007-07-20 04:01:47
    My mind doesn't seem to function properly today... by scum2007-07-20 04:06:54
ATTN Garrinka and Wibble : by Klaranth2007-07-20 03:18:20
New Eye-Candy: by FNORDer2007-07-20 02:29:46
  Nice but by Silverfire2007-07-20 06:14:06
  625 layers? by Didactylos2007-07-20 04:21:31
    probably... but We all learn. (n/t) by FNORDer2007-07-20 05:46:16
  Get rid of the pauses and make the whole run a by Klaranth2007-07-20 03:07:29
  nice! but.. by Bwicked2007-07-20 02:32:55
    Have to agree with Bwicked by EnzoMatrix2007-07-20 03:12:44
    Yeah. by FNORDer2007-07-20 02:37:17
      Please don't make it flash by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 02:49:29
      It doesn't cause interest. by Qcumber-some2007-07-20 02:45:36
        I like it but it takes too long by voxwoman2007-07-20 04:33:35
          Watched it again by voxwoman2007-07-20 04:36:11
            the only time I'd use this animation in this way by voxwoman2007-07-20 04:37:23
              I like the fade to black... by FNORDer2007-07-20 05:16:38
Windows 98 question by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 02:23:54
  Thank you everyone for you help and ideas by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 06:48:58
  IIRC it's a memory leak issue. by shadowsystems2007-07-20 04:15:23
    The problem with XP is that M$ Wants you to use by cokish2007-07-20 04:39:32
      MS philosophy (until Vista): by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 04:42:50
    BITS vs Shadow Volume Copy by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 04:38:59
      They're not EXACTLY the same, no by shadowsystems2007-07-20 05:02:57
        Wrong. by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 05:12:04
  For the google impaired, some links: by cokish2007-07-20 03:46:58
  Only Win98 shutdown related bug I can think of... by Sharku2007-07-20 02:35:02
  somewhere back in my head by darkus2007-07-20 02:31:36
  Not sure if it was 98 too, but 95 had a timer by ttlogic2007-07-20 02:31:09
    Reminds me of a customer I spoke to once by Stuka2007-07-20 05:49:02
    Hmm by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 02:34:42
      Clicky to MS Knowledge Base by ttlogic2007-07-20 02:48:40
        Thank you my good man (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 02:50:28
  Not that I can recall anything like that... by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:25:10
    Oh i have by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 02:26:10
      98SE by Bwicked2007-07-20 02:33:19
        This is win98 regular by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 02:40:44
I'm going out tonight by Bwicked2007-07-20 02:21:45
  Sooo, where are you going? =) (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2007-07-20 03:08:46
    dunno by Bwicked2007-07-20 03:40:09
      Waht the hack does one do in the Hague..? by EnzoMatrix2007-07-20 03:56:13
        the same as any other city by Bwicked2007-07-20 04:11:44
  I also am going outside tonight. by Khaar2007-07-20 02:28:20
  "the party is in you, the night is what you do" by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 02:27:09
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02007-07-20 02:09:02
  A quick search by sidder2007-07-20 03:36:43
    Kazakhstan by ideur2007-07-20 04:18:44
      'Grass' as 'Member of the Poaceae family' by Ascag2007-07-20 04:35:33
        Bonobos, homo sapiens, dolphins. by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 04:45:43
          70. (n/t) by skern2007-07-20 06:14:28
        Humans, dolphins, and by voxwoman2007-07-20 04:45:41
          According to Locks of Love, by skern2007-07-20 06:40:34
            Bioluminescence. by raptillicus2007-07-20 06:46:49
              Laden or unladen? by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 06:57:27
                To seek the Holy Grail. What is your by skern2007-07-20 10:01:44
                  Blue. (said with straight face) by Ascag2007-07-20 13:22:34
                Unladen. (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-20 06:58:19
          I yield my answer, in case of correctness. by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 04:46:40
Commence "Operation Gutter Friday"... by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:05:39
  If you didn't need access to my Friday Closet by Rogue19712007-07-20 03:22:47
    *grins as he drops from the water cannon* by AlanTwo2007-07-20 03:32:21
      *whistles innocently* by Silverfire2007-07-20 06:18:43
  Good thing then I don't even know my lurking spot. (n/t) by Khaar2007-07-20 02:19:10
    *sends a pressurized stream of water at Khaar* by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:20:24
      Pudding? What flavour? (n/t) by Khaar2007-07-20 02:22:29
        Vanilla would be nice (n/t) by Bwicked2007-07-20 02:23:05
        Chocolate, of course :) (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:22:52
          Ugh, I don't really like chocolate pudding. by Khaar2007-07-20 02:26:47
            *points Khaar in the direction of the showers* by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:27:39
  *gets behind the controls of his water cannon* by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:16:15
    D4 it, Krikkert... by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:19:40
  *first of four explosions can be heard* by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:09:40
    *second of four explosions can be heard* by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:11:57
      *third explosion can be heard* by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:12:17
  *breaks into krikkert's lurking spot* by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:06:25
    Dude. Not kosher. by krikkert2007-07-20 02:09:32
      *removes pudding bomb and gets up* by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:11:05
        *breaks into krikkert's new lurking spot* by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:14:12
    *breaks into Liguste's lurking spot* by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:07:06
      *breaks into lab_rat's lurking spot* by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:08:07
Mail Client (php) Help please by waveydavey2007-07-20 01:48:21
  How about openwebmail? by leonidus2007-07-20 04:26:19
    IMAP Support? by keuleJ2007-07-20 05:22:44
  SquirrelMail is the standard for just webclient. by Qcumber-some2007-07-20 02:48:19
    Another limitation ... by waveydavey2007-07-20 03:31:11
      What you call pretty by madjo2007-07-20 04:48:00
        Squirrelmail is skinnable as well by sazzer2007-07-20 05:43:20
  Scalix Webclient by Estigy2007-07-20 02:08:15
    Oh, needs to be free too... by waveydavey2007-07-20 02:37:32
      Scalix has a free community edition by Stuka2007-07-20 05:56:58
  Horde mail by Bwicked2007-07-20 01:57:21
    Wasn't that IMP? by keuleJ2007-07-20 03:58:18
    Too OTT by waveydavey2007-07-20 01:58:47
SOTM: The Eurythmics - Here comes the rain again. by Sharku2007-07-20 01:21:52
  Box of Rain By the Greatful Dead. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-20 23:50:08
  Riders on the storm by Nightwind2007-07-20 01:52:39
  SOTM: Norah Jones - Sunrise by madjo2007-07-20 01:48:56
  s/The Eurythmics/Eurythmics/ by Sharku2007-07-20 01:23:47
  SOTM: KT Tunstall - Under The Weather by Treehugger2007-07-20 01:23:23
Life without fear is stupid by madjo2007-07-20 01:14:15
  I agree by sstacks2007-07-20 11:57:59
  Fear could become the new Flash. by Danu2007-07-20 08:13:17
  Life without fear is likely to be short lived. (n/t) by buzzin2007-07-20 02:48:31
  I partially agree. by Bertram2007-07-20 02:43:22
    ehm by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 02:52:26
      Again, i partially agree by Bertram2007-07-20 02:58:51
        Most firefighters are very bold so.. by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 03:02:28
        Regulated, huh? by aix tom2007-07-20 03:01:33
  fears stemming from traumatic events... by andreicio2007-07-20 01:28:16
    PTSD by nhlinux2007-07-20 03:32:39
  I jumped out of a plane without a parachute once. by Dire_Lobo2007-07-20 01:17:23
    I fell out a 50 foot tree by Bwicked2007-07-20 02:56:15
      I got stuck in a combine by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 03:20:51
        I touched a live 10.000 volt Line by aix tom2007-07-20 03:25:31
          Ah, that's a 10 thousand volt, not 10 volt. by aix tom2007-07-20 03:26:50
            I once tripped and fell. by Concept2007-07-20 09:46:18
Yay! 30 mins before helldesk closes and... by NemoHac2007-07-20 01:06:08
  SwitchBlades don't kill, they die? by Dire_Lobo2007-07-20 01:34:12
Apologises to Myke for Uni's bad behavoir* by Treehugger2007-07-20 01:05:38
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-07-20 01:00:12
  *skips in* by Nea2007-07-20 08:47:14
    *gives Nea a TAD* by afterburner2007-07-20 09:55:07
      Thank you! by Nea2007-07-20 09:59:26
        You're welcome by afterburner2007-07-20 10:02:29
          So I'm spreading the blueberry craving virus? by Nea2007-07-20 10:14:05
            Yes, you are. by afterburner2007-07-20 10:44:35
              No overtime. by Nea2007-07-20 10:49:43
                Oh? by afterburner2007-07-20 11:58:48
                  No lunch yet. by Nea2007-07-20 12:22:53
                    Lunch over. by Nea2007-07-20 13:58:29
                      Good. by afterburner2007-07-20 14:06:01
                        Sleep well... by Nea2007-07-20 14:30:59
  WAAAAaaaaHHHOOOooooooooooooooo by SQLRat2007-07-20 06:33:37
  Morning... by kc5sdy2007-07-20 06:27:52
  *yawn* just gimme the dregs at the bottom by esbita2007-07-20 05:39:58
  *crawls in moaning* by raptillicus2007-07-20 05:29:19
  bon jour, y'all by flatlander2007-07-20 05:00:52
    Morning! by Treehugger2007-07-20 05:09:37
  *Yaawn*...*Wakes up at 12:30pm* by cokish2007-07-20 03:54:06
    *serves BAS of lunch* by Treehugger2007-07-20 03:58:39
  My theory... by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:22:34
    Then you should watch out by Treehugger2007-07-20 02:25:17
      Not really. by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:26:43
  it is hot and sunny over here by Klymer2007-07-20 01:52:31
    Then you're a very lucky UFie by Treehugger2007-07-20 02:04:16
  pokes around a bit outside by Nightwind2007-07-20 01:51:51
    {{{Nightwind}}} by Treehugger2007-07-20 01:58:19
      that, is a good idea by Nightwind2007-07-20 01:59:56
  Good morning by afterburner2007-07-20 01:42:19
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-07-20 01:48:32
      It is, isn't it? by afterburner2007-07-20 01:51:13
  Did you do the Morris dance again? by madjo2007-07-20 01:22:35
    *serves GAP of uplifting vibes* by Treehugger2007-07-20 01:24:24
      yes, luckily :) by madjo2007-07-20 01:47:04
  G'day. eh... have anyting that will hep me sleep? by Dire_Lobo2007-07-20 01:19:34
    *serves soothing milky drink with herbs* by Treehugger2007-07-20 01:21:03
      Tired. Busy. *sips* yum. by Dire_Lobo2007-07-20 01:32:23
  I had to wade to get my car out this morning :( by syren2007-07-20 01:13:53
    *grabs a pair of dry snoopy socks from airing by Treehugger2007-07-20 01:18:46
      *makes a little whimpering noise* by syren2007-07-20 01:23:41
        I see your cold wet feet and raise you wet pants by Treehugger2007-07-20 01:25:45
          Oooh yeah. by syren2007-07-20 01:34:55
            Eugh. Halfway down a mountain with the backside by Treehugger2007-07-20 01:37:02
              Haven't you got proper waterproofs? by syren2007-07-20 01:39:00
                I had slid down the mountain by Treehugger2007-07-20 01:41:27
                  Hmmm that's not good is it? by syren2007-07-20 01:54:55
                    If I had only been a better snowboarder! by Treehugger2007-07-20 01:56:11
                      Lol! by syren2007-07-20 02:00:39
                        I'm good now! (ish) by Treehugger2007-07-20 02:05:44
                          *Grin* Sounds like a lot of things. by syren2007-07-20 02:40:40
                      Argh.. The horror by Bwicked2007-07-20 02:00:02
                        Welcome to my world by Treehugger2007-07-20 02:04:54
  *Drops in for a hot BAS* by suitably_vague2007-07-20 01:12:22
    *serves hot BAS* by Treehugger2007-07-20 01:13:24
  Good morning by vectorz2007-07-20 01:04:18
    *serves GAP* by Treehugger2007-07-20 01:06:19
      Hm.. bad sunshine. by vectorz2007-07-20 02:48:22
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-07-20 01:00:03
SotM: F.E.A.R. (Ian Brown) by ttlogic2007-07-20 00:40:17
  SotM: Only - Nine Inch Nails by freon2007-07-20 00:46:42
    SotM x2: Sellafield 2 and Radioactivity by oedlan2007-07-20 01:00:08
      SOTM Violin (Kate Bush) by gunnar.g2007-07-20 01:11:29
      Update on Radioactivity by oedlan2007-07-20 01:07:22
M$ Patent .... by Klaranth2007-07-20 00:37:36
  the big funny is the MIB factor by robertltux2007-07-20 06:32:29
  Saw it on El Reg by ttlogic2007-07-20 00:42:46
Psst. Hadji! You still awake? (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-07-20 00:36:56
  Yeah. :-( (n/t) by hadji2007-07-20 00:55:19
    Logging off and going home, though. by hadji2007-07-20 01:04:14
      Ah well, don't worry... by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:01:26
Idea for Phoon? by Klaranth2007-07-20 00:13:47
  somewhat related: apply to job in another city by cokish2007-07-20 03:57:36
    companies used to do that by voxwoman2007-07-20 04:51:27
      Did google recently pay plane tickets ? by cokish2007-07-20 04:57:58
Today, I move by oedlan2007-07-20 00:10:27
  Coordinates by oedlan2007-07-20 01:14:51
    *Checks.. Zooms out a bit..* by EnzoMatrix2007-07-20 01:25:41
      Skövde by oedlan2007-07-20 02:00:47
  And offcourse: by EnzoMatrix2007-07-20 00:34:15
  Good luck! by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 00:13:25
    I second the wishes! (n/t) by Bertram2007-07-20 02:25:16
    Internet connection time is relative.. :P by EnzoMatrix2007-07-20 00:32:56
      yeah by oedlan2007-07-20 00:50:42
        DSL? by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 01:45:55
          Telia and Skanova by oedlan2007-07-20 03:37:30
            That's true by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 03:49:47
ATTN Snappingturtle : by Klaranth2007-07-20 00:04:34
  Talk it up! by SnappingTurtle2007-07-20 18:07:43
  Minor threadjack: by rorajoey2007-07-20 00:14:58
What if God is not pro life by dennismv2007-07-20 00:03:17
  If God is so smart, why do you fart? (n/t) by kelli2172007-07-20 06:50:38
    How do you know I do? ;-P (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 07:02:34
  I don't waste time on this anymore. by skern2007-07-20 06:11:26
    That's not true by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 06:24:16
    To cut a long story short: by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 06:19:05
      I disagree. (n/t) by skern2007-07-20 10:04:59
  Just toss an big asteroid at Earth. by toysbfun2007-07-20 04:30:07
  I read a short story once. by aix tom2007-07-20 04:17:27
  dude. John 3:16. by zeitnot2007-07-20 04:14:17
  Doesn't quite mesh, with me. by krikkert2007-07-20 02:08:36
  Are you trying to say humans are pests? hmmmm by buzzin2007-07-20 01:31:54
  Faulty premise: by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 00:34:37
    Why does everything religious revolve around faith? by Khaar2007-07-20 02:15:01
      Faith is not necessarily following rituals. by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 02:57:24
        Your previous post talked plenty about belief. by Khaar2007-07-20 04:16:41
          CR left one point out in his response. by esbita2007-07-20 06:30:17
          To be honest: All these questions don't matter. by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 04:25:08
        Be careful with the concept of a "belief in scienc by moddermonster2007-07-20 03:17:25
          Yet, science holds the belief to be able by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 03:43:38
            Not completely true. by moddermonster2007-07-20 04:04:17
              I disagree in one detail in regard to science. by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 04:16:39
      Because by moddermonster2007-07-20 02:31:31
  Easy... by Argos2007-07-20 00:20:30
  If he wanted humanity dead, he wouldn't by rorajoey2007-07-20 00:17:11
    One thing I could never quite understand: by Khaar2007-07-20 01:29:26
      ask the folks at AIG by robertltux2007-07-20 01:52:55
        Big issue I have with the story... by rorajoey2007-07-20 02:46:54
          it took 3 months for the water to drain by joecrouse2007-07-20 10:23:51
    he liked Noah by dennismv2007-07-20 00:18:12
      and the rest of us are the result of extreme by morenna2007-07-20 05:13:02
        Was going to point that out. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-20 10:22:45
      Why did he bring the mosquitoes on board? (n/t) by ideur2007-07-20 00:21:14
        mosquitoes are an aquatic species. by voltigeur2007-07-20 01:04:13
        Mosquitoes can float on water.. by rorajoey2007-07-20 00:24:14
          Bad ducks going, “quack, quack, quack…” by Treehugger2007-07-20 01:36:19
            Hehe..when Noah landed on Ararat, did he have a by rorajoey2007-07-20 02:50:37
              I claim this land in the name of the King of Spain (n/t) by skern2007-07-20 06:48:14
        They can fly? by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 00:23:30
          So basically by madjo2007-07-20 01:07:09
            Not that many times removed, actually. by skern2007-07-20 10:08:24
            If you follow the Bible: Yes. by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 03:02:25
              the trick about genetics by robertltux2007-07-20 06:47:39
                Oddly enough: by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 07:02:19
                  The bible never sat right with me by madjo2007-07-20 07:49:10
                    While I agree for the most part, I disagree in one by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 07:59:56
                      Try taking by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 08:28:06
                    Of course it isn't a first-hand telling by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 07:59:06
                      He did ask veterans of said war, though. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 08:11:01
                        True. by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 08:32:58
                          We did go through that last week. by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 08:38:33
                            Remember to pass by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 08:41:18
                              Within city limits, I can pass on the right. by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 08:58:27
                                So you have the right by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 09:07:59
                                Thanks to a right of passage. :P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 09:31:29
                                Well that makes me feel by MatthewDBA2007-07-20 09:42:53
          twisted sense of humour? would explain a lot ;-) ( (n/t) by wibble2007-07-20 00:24:41
            Of course. by CynicalRyan2007-07-20 00:36:30
          Besides birds like to eat them ;) (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 00:24:35
  A priest once said to me by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 00:16:54
  All right, all right, form a line here by Northerncoder2007-07-20 00:12:56
    hmm by dennismv2007-07-20 00:18:41
Translations by Nea2007-07-20 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch by madjo2007-07-20 01:59:35
  German dialect Karlsruhe region by Ascag2007-07-20 01:13:36
    sehr gut genau das richtige nach etwas entwickler- by Klymer2007-07-20 01:51:25
  Deutsch/ German by Zeddi2007-07-20 00:26:36
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-07-20 00:00:24
  Top Ten? by mpking2007-07-20 08:46:03
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-07-20 00:00:04
  Me saying: "Hey, are you OK?" (n/t) by FNORDer2007-07-20 20:23:16
  The flood by TheGM2007-07-20 15:55:44
  Absolutely Nothing. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-07-20 14:24:24
  Salvation through Christ (n/t) by sstacks2007-07-20 11:58:26
  Finding the restroom. (n/t) by Concept2007-07-20 09:47:38
  My truck was stolen by SQLRat2007-07-20 06:50:47
  waking up at/during lunchtime by cokish2007-07-20 05:56:40
  For an answer to the question.. by AshyRaine2007-07-20 03:37:25
  The QOTD cron job. ;-) (n/t) by Sharku2007-07-20 03:06:54
  Trying to get a few UFies riled up. by AlanTwo2007-07-20 02:51:34
  My arrival at work (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-07-20 02:45:57
  I sat in front of the computer. by Bertram2007-07-20 02:28:45
  Exact right time for conception does not mean that by Dire_Lobo2007-07-20 01:15:33
  I'm actually late on something... :( by madjo2007-07-20 01:10:32
  Clock's hands moved. by Khaar2007-07-20 01:06:07
  the price on my car came down by RunNeoRun2007-07-20 00:40:42
    sweet. Whatcha driving? by Dire_Lobo2007-07-20 01:22:24
      1988 Honda Civic CRX by RunNeoRun2007-07-20 11:19:31
        addendum by RunNeoRun2007-07-20 22:51:28
  I finished my essay by oedlan2007-07-20 00:06:46
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-07-20 00:00:03
  HRHangeredtheclasspresidentforthequeen by ideur2007-07-20 00:01:59
    Isn't the HRH actually the queen? :) by madjo2007-07-20 02:22:42
      Nope by aix tom2007-07-20 04:04:56
        ah thanks by madjo2007-07-20 04:39:50

 

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