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Cartoon for Jul 11, 2007
Strip for Jul 11, 2007
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Apparently it's allergy season for all animals... by grom3592007-07-12 11:27:05
  My dog has them too... by PaulDriver2007-07-13 06:38:33
My cubmate is aparently on a conference call with by basher202007-07-12 07:30:03
  I absolutely hate speakerphones. by RetiQlum22007-07-12 20:26:01
  He was camping last week... by grom3592007-07-12 11:12:20
Okay Great Big Hugs to the Board :) by Garrinka2007-07-11 22:36:36
  arrgg me go sleep sleep now :P by Garrinka2007-07-11 22:54:31
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-07-11 21:00:05
  A round of drinks for all single UFies by toysbfun2007-07-11 21:49:28
    Meh. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-07-11 22:57:16
    (Picks up his tankard of EC191, thanks TBF, & sits by shadowsystems2007-07-11 22:31:51
      ahh hon :( by Garrinka2007-07-11 22:33:39
    Ooooh, thank you... by wasabe2007-07-11 22:27:24
    I'll take a spice rum. by raptor_872007-07-11 22:09:33
      peyote does the same thing :) by Garrinka2007-07-11 22:20:23
        Yep..that was kinda the point. :) by rorajoey2007-07-11 23:01:51
      I hear the hangovers are agony. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-07-11 22:12:59
        Are you thinking of Tequila? by raptor_872007-07-11 22:24:52
          I was going for a "spice agony" joke. by toysbfun2007-07-11 22:26:22
    I think I'll take one of those. by rorajoey2007-07-11 22:07:17
I've had it with women by nhlinux2007-07-11 20:33:59
  And I'm tired of whiny men on this board by fitzso2007-07-11 21:22:41
    can I say "W00-H00! \o/ I scored!"? by hieraco2007-07-12 09:13:25
    I'm just fustrated by nhlinux2007-07-11 22:03:48
      yes it is hun *hugs* by Garrinka2007-07-11 22:07:00
        *poke* did you get that email I sent you by Freakazoid2007-07-11 23:41:21
    If I recall, you were the one by raptillicus2007-07-11 21:40:26
      Yes, but she didn't do it to get a man. by rook_mtl2007-07-11 21:44:17
        Maybe not "years" by fitzso2007-07-11 21:48:59
          I spent a lot of time thinking through by raptillicus2007-07-11 22:01:03
            Bad luck and bad choices sounds very familiar by fitzso2007-07-11 22:11:45
        7.5 million? Oh. Sorry. Wrong "Deep Thought". :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-07-11 21:46:04
        Ok, and I post on here for all the right reasons. by raptillicus2007-07-11 21:45:53
    Oi! I have picked up a chick! by RetiQlum22007-07-11 21:33:41
      Wife and I have been together two years by joecrouse2007-07-11 21:38:38
    Allow me to demonstrate why there is no chance. by raptor_872007-07-11 21:32:25
      Thanks. by Arivia2007-07-11 21:52:27
        "Hangups" ? Request for clarification (n/t) by glitch2007-07-11 21:58:47
          Not in the mood to clarify. by Arivia2007-07-11 22:03:28
            Apologies by glitch2007-07-11 22:11:18
            Why not? by RetiQlum22007-07-11 22:10:58
              It's about the action, not the reaction. (n/t) by Arivia2007-07-11 22:21:22
                My Arivia is under my protection. by RetiQlum22007-07-12 00:17:47
                  ...ookay. (n/t) by Arivia2007-07-12 00:55:24
              well I'm lost :-) (n/t) by glitch2007-07-11 22:18:14
      Did I say it had to be online? by fitzso2007-07-11 21:45:03
      umm I am single :) by Garrinka2007-07-11 21:37:28
        Well said! by wasabe2007-07-11 22:34:19
          umm girl diary and tlp please :) by Garrinka2007-07-11 22:38:54
            Girl diary? tlp? by wasabe2007-07-12 06:48:21
        {{{{Garrinka}}}} by kreepykrawly2007-07-11 21:48:18
          Thanks man.... :) by Garrinka2007-07-11 22:04:45
        Didn't you also post a few weeks ago about finding by raptor_872007-07-11 21:47:35
          eh its a long story :) by Garrinka2007-07-11 21:51:42
            Make up his mind... by nhlinux2007-07-11 22:39:53
              I tried that :) by Garrinka2007-07-11 22:47:09
        He does like you. by raptillicus2007-07-11 21:41:25
          Yah you are right :) by Garrinka2007-07-11 21:46:53
            Did you see what I broke today? (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-11 21:48:50
              no hun but I have a theory as to why this by Garrinka2007-07-11 21:57:31
                Wait wait wait... I'm a pubesent girl? by raptillicus2007-07-11 22:06:27
                  no sweetie .. that was just and example :) by Garrinka2007-07-11 22:11:50
      Then why are you online? by RetiQlum22007-07-11 21:37:00
        That was just an example. by raptor_872007-07-11 21:49:25
          You do understand that I wasn't trying to insult.. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 21:54:40
            I assumed that the apparent (to me at the time) by raptor_872007-07-11 21:58:45
              Your last sentence... by RetiQlum22007-07-11 22:03:07
              Seriously by fitzso2007-07-11 22:03:00
                Well, I have been wanting to poke around and see by raptor_872007-07-11 22:18:35
                  So get into it by fitzso2007-07-11 22:34:43
                    Hey, I wrok in dubbo, Ufiemeet? (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-07-11 23:29:11
                  you can rent them... by Garrinka2007-07-11 22:22:13
                Used to have a motorcycle.. by rorajoey2007-07-11 22:11:15
                  and they woo chicks trust me on this ;) by Garrinka2007-07-11 22:16:14
                  Wife won't let me own one :-( by glitch2007-07-11 22:14:45
                    'tis often the way by fitzso2007-07-11 22:26:52
                    Keep working on it. I wish you luck. :) (n/t) by rorajoey2007-07-11 22:17:02
              no do something you *do* like and find by Garrinka2007-07-11 22:02:53
                Doing both is an exercise left up to the reader;) by raptor_872007-07-11 22:21:13
                  exactly :) by Garrinka2007-07-11 22:25:55
  Don't you know the rules?! by glitch2007-07-11 21:16:46
    Aren't you worried about 14? (n/t) by Arachnid2007-07-11 21:22:05
      I take it that you didn't read 15? by RetiQlum22007-07-11 21:41:13
      No reason to be..it's probably changed already. :) (n/t) by rorajoey2007-07-11 21:38:56
  Here is some kevlar armor. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 20:54:13
    I give respect ... by nhlinux2007-07-11 20:58:04
      I'm not sure what you are saying. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 21:04:25
        A woman explained it to me once by glitch2007-07-11 21:30:50
          Yeah that explains it all. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 21:44:49
        I thought Freud built a whole "science" out of by kahuana2007-07-11 21:12:50
        It's like this... by nhlinux2007-07-11 21:08:26
          Only automatic entries for women? by rook_mtl2007-07-11 21:19:59
  It's not just the women, mind you. by KingOfFools2007-07-11 20:51:45
    Stop dating the bad boys and date a geek :-) by glitch2007-07-11 20:57:07
      Why did "Geek guide cookies" pop into my mind? by kahuana2007-07-11 21:10:49
      The last two are dead... by KingOfFools2007-07-11 21:03:25
        The interesting part is how accurate they are by glitch2007-07-11 21:12:33
      Your last two links are borked. :) (n/t) by rook_mtl2007-07-11 21:00:57
        heh. shoulda tested first. 1st 2 links are good (n (n/t) by glitch2007-07-11 21:08:54
  You know, I ask myself that question, too by Bastetsmuse2007-07-11 20:50:24
    women with it had have I? ;-) by kahuana2007-07-11 21:08:50
    Why is this so common on relationship websites? by nhlinux2007-07-11 21:00:25
      For one simple reason: by RetiQlum22007-07-11 21:30:39
    I'm right here. Not that hard to find. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-07-11 20:55:24
  Were these women pretty? by glitch2007-07-11 20:39:15
  Beats me, I haven't found one. (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-11 20:36:33
Self-Congratulatory Post by rorajoey2007-07-11 20:22:13
  really cool man .. a place in history.. by Garrinka2007-07-11 23:10:25
  Congrats! by Stuka2007-07-11 20:24:37
    Thanks. by rorajoey2007-07-11 20:51:17
TTGTBT by radiowave9112007-07-11 20:20:31
Tab completion in bash by SnappingTurtle2007-07-11 20:12:41
  Does this look useful? by ToLazyToThink2007-07-11 22:10:28
  nope (n/t) by glitch2007-07-11 20:33:37
Goodness but that's annoying.... by ChuckAB2007-07-11 20:09:00
Static shared IP? by notdeadyet2007-07-11 19:47:12
  Static public IP that is used by several computers by c51L2007-07-11 20:21:57
    No, I still DGI by notdeadyet2007-07-11 20:27:03
      It could still be static, and shared by Stuka2007-07-11 20:32:09
      Well it technically is Static by glitch2007-07-11 20:31:33
  Could be a strange way of describing a NAT. (n/t) by Sharku2007-07-11 19:58:40
  It's a shared IP that by sgrunt2007-07-11 19:57:02
ATTN UFies by micahrw2007-07-11 19:45:23
  Should put "Attn Rob of Denver" in the subject (n/ (n/t) by glitch2007-07-11 20:34:30
*jumps up and down* by kiwifruit2007-07-11 19:33:40
  Saw Harry Potter 5 Didnt you by joecrouse2007-07-11 20:11:09
    :( by kiwifruit2007-07-11 20:12:26
Nap time! by kyrasantae2007-07-11 19:15:28
Bull riders are tough and crazy. by techi8702007-07-11 19:02:49
  Well it's bulls and blood, it's the dust and mud by glitch2007-07-11 20:44:21
  TechisSO figures bull riding was created one night by techi8702007-07-11 20:06:05
    And the second cowboy said: by rook_mtl2007-07-11 20:09:33
      Beer? Was it a dude ranch? ;-) by kahuana2007-07-11 20:36:18
      Shouldn't that be... by themadkansan2007-07-11 20:13:42
        Nah, better visual with the beer flying from the by rook_mtl2007-07-11 20:23:39
  Personal preference by micahrw2007-07-11 19:49:20
  Who's gonna ride Bodacious? by themadkansan2007-07-11 19:42:24
  I can't decide if bull riders are really brave by lucidpsyche2007-07-11 19:28:28
    Most impressive crunch I've seen was from a bronc. by Avium2007-07-11 20:32:27
    Crazed adrenalin junkies. All of 'em. :) by themadkansan2007-07-11 19:47:05
  The sheer fact that he WALKED off by radiowave9112007-07-11 19:17:56
    Wow. Clean outa the camera shot. by themadkansan2007-07-11 19:54:33
      TechisSO's boss was there watching. They figured by techi8702007-07-11 19:59:38
        Hard for me to tell. by themadkansan2007-07-11 20:11:40
  Closest I came was a mechanical bull by schwing12007-07-11 19:12:24
    Closest I came was having a business partner who by kahuana2007-07-11 19:40:55
    Those are fun. by esbita2007-07-11 19:38:39
  I love watching the bull riders by Stuka2007-07-11 19:06:07
Arrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! by radiowave9112007-07-11 18:45:57
  I know a place in Easton you can buy. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 18:55:48
    That sounds soooo tempting by radiowave9112007-07-11 19:08:47
:'( by SnArL2007-07-11 18:21:37
  My condolences to you and your friend. (n/t) by radiowave9112007-07-11 19:11:37
  That is so sad {{{SnArL}}} (n/t) by lab rat2007-07-11 19:02:58
  Sorry to hear that. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 18:37:26
  Ugh. I'm sorry. (n/t) by esbita2007-07-11 18:28:14
  I'm sorry friend. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-07-11 18:25:36
OMG, I know this guy...kudos!!! by lab rat2007-07-11 18:19:03
  How convenient he had a gun with him by glitch2007-07-11 20:54:26
    The state allows concealed carry by DesertRat662007-07-11 21:09:38
  What was Murphy doing with by notdeadyet2007-07-11 19:49:39
    Parts of NOLA make Baltimore look safe. by joecrouse2007-07-11 20:29:06
  That's a BIG gun! by SnArL2007-07-11 18:24:12
    Deos he drive a 'vette challenger? :D (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-07-11 18:35:44
  Is he OK? by RetiQlum22007-07-11 18:23:48
    I guess he's OK by lab rat2007-07-11 18:28:11
Calling: themadkansan by Bastetsmuse2007-07-11 18:14:30
  jup. seed thoses. by themadkansan2007-07-11 19:58:49
I was at the pub for a little bit. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 18:05:20
  I somewhat pick up on and emulate by radiowave9112007-07-11 19:26:10
  Have the habit, but by werehatrack2007-07-11 19:08:34
    Same here. by rook_mtl2007-07-11 19:20:36
  I have the same problem by Bellator2007-07-11 18:08:37
iPods made us deaf to the world around us by toysbfun2007-07-11 18:02:42
  Sick! by glitch2007-07-11 22:05:54
  why isn't it called iVu? (n/t) by shminux2007-07-11 19:21:09
  I wonder how long by werehatrack2007-07-11 19:14:25
  Now connect it to a GPS and Google Earth by basher202007-07-11 18:12:16
    Right, with 300 EU being a right price by SciSSorS2007-07-12 07:15:36
    *snrk* (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-11 18:14:18
  Long trip with passengers. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 18:06:56
  Hey!! It's Geordi's sister from a parallel world!! (n/t) by Sharku2007-07-11 18:05:59
  I want them... by Bellator2007-07-11 18:04:22
TTGTST : by Klaranth2007-07-11 17:58:54
  'Night :) (n/t) by thejugglingking2007-07-11 18:01:27
*turns off celphone* by themadkansan2007-07-11 17:21:08
  Block that number from calling you? by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 17:47:30
    Crazyfamily. by themadkansan2007-07-11 18:43:48
      Custom calling features? by werehatrack2007-07-11 19:01:10
        ...It's that 'for extra' string. by themadkansan2007-07-11 20:05:35
Linux email server: what's the absolute simplest? by Arman X2007-07-11 17:15:44
  I use Postfix for that very purpose. by Kithplana2007-07-11 17:48:26
  Postfix is supposed to be easy to setup/configure by whoami2007-07-11 17:41:16
  I believe Debian installs by sgrunt2007-07-11 17:20:20
    Here is a by sgrunt2007-07-11 17:24:13
A question of ethics by Illiad2007-07-11 17:02:49
  related question by robertltux2007-07-11 20:41:14
    B: Original CDs adn COAs _only_. by kahuana2007-07-11 21:40:29
  what i would do by robertltux2007-07-11 20:34:33
  Nothing to boast about, surely. However, let the o by shminux2007-07-11 19:19:15
  It depends on the situation: by RetiQlum22007-07-11 18:11:57
  I wouldn't report him to anyone. by Sharku2007-07-11 17:50:54
  This is what microloans are for. by kelli2172007-07-11 17:22:44
    Micro loans are virtualy non existant inside the by joecrouse2007-07-11 17:28:53
      o.O. I approached my bank for $2500 one time... by kahuana2007-07-11 19:44:45
        Wow that bank sucks. by Silverfire2007-07-11 21:58:16
          Banks around the world worship at the feet of ours by kahuana2007-07-11 22:18:35
      You can still get a short term loan by lab rat2007-07-11 17:52:59
  My opinion (as if it really matters) by whoami2007-07-11 17:13:47
  I'd recommend a freeware alternative, by rorajoey2007-07-11 17:12:13
  I'd never report him to the BSA by Bellator2007-07-11 17:12:07
    Is it really though? By definition, by lab rat2007-07-11 17:23:07
      It's not theft by Bellator2007-07-11 17:33:23
        The law, at least in the US thinks otherwise by lab rat2007-07-11 17:48:31
          Bellator is technically correct... by Illiad2007-07-11 17:57:20
            How about "counterfeiting"? by kahuana2007-07-11 19:49:53
            You answered your own question. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 18:15:52
              No, I didn't. by Illiad2007-07-11 18:22:37
                No such thing. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 18:28:49
                  Jeeez. by Illiad2007-07-11 18:31:58
                    Well then: stealing is stealing. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 18:35:18
            You're correct. Still copyright infringement by lab rat2007-07-11 18:14:10
      Isn't it copyright infringement? by toysbfun2007-07-11 17:27:33
        I'm not sure. Depends where ya live. (n/t) by lab rat2007-07-11 17:50:06
  Do nothing by subbywan2007-07-11 17:10:49
    perhaps also drop hints regarding open source by wibble2007-07-11 17:22:26
  Only report if he is not honest by micahrw2007-07-11 17:07:33
o/` I've been wasting my breath on you by kyrasantae2007-07-11 16:46:36
CSI:M the 6Ps of crime by robertltux2007-07-11 16:30:46
  continued on the 6Ps of crime by robertltux2007-07-11 17:07:19
  Bruce Banner might be interested in that stuff. (n (n/t) by micahrw2007-07-11 16:53:11
They're making a movie of the His Dark Materials by Arachnid2007-07-11 16:25:02
  Hmmm. I liked the first book. by AndyA2007-07-11 16:29:25
    I couldn't make it through the first chapter. (n/t by kyrasantae2007-07-11 16:43:46
  s/a movie/movies/ (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-11 16:27:20
    Indeed! Even better! by Arachnid2007-07-11 16:32:44
The saga continues! by raptillicus2007-07-11 16:24:24
Sotm- Jigsaw Puzzle - The Rolling Stones by joecrouse2007-07-11 16:15:24
My Dad would've been 71 today. by Illiad2007-07-11 16:07:07
  {{{{{Illiad}}}}} (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-07-11 19:52:18
  I understand. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-07-11 17:57:37
  {Illiad}. My mom will be 70 in 3 weeks, but by shminux2007-07-11 17:00:43
  {{{Illiad}}} (n/t) by Bellator2007-07-11 16:46:09
  {{{Illiad}}} (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-07-11 16:43:56
  Hes still around just not on this plane. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-11 16:15:53
  May you never forget him, and always have him with by Klaranth2007-07-11 16:12:15
  {{{{{Illiad}}}}} (n/t) by Snate2007-07-11 16:09:55
Wireless 802.11n: is it worth it? by Talchas2007-07-11 15:59:03
  Generally no. by AndyA2007-07-11 16:14:37
    That was my thought. Thanks. (n/t) by talchas2007-07-11 17:47:38
  Has 'n' been ratified yet? (n/t) by kahuana2007-07-11 16:04:34
    no (n/t) by varikin2007-07-11 16:05:55
      The current batch of 'pre-n' hardware by sgrunt2007-07-11 16:31:09
        That you had to put largely in there is a bad sign (n/t) by AndyA2007-07-11 16:34:02
          i wouldn't advise mixing brands of G stuff by robertltux2007-07-11 16:58:44
            Uh, G hardware is rather homogeneous nowadays. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-11 17:01:23
              yes if you consider just G by robertltux2007-07-11 17:57:29
                Uh, my W-LAN g card with D-Link proprietary by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 18:01:45
          I put that there because by sgrunt2007-07-11 16:37:05
            Although admittedly by sgrunt2007-07-11 16:38:02
I have to go away for a couple hours. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 15:29:44
  I have beer, and some REALLY cheap red wine by jeff_uk2007-07-11 15:54:19
    It that the wine by basher202007-07-11 16:44:21
      No, that would be iodine... :P by jeff_uk2007-07-11 18:25:58
    Quaffable wine? O_o by sgrunt2007-07-11 16:28:33
      Mix beer and wine! (n/t) by subbywan2007-07-11 16:33:55
    Talking of cheap wine... by AndyA2007-07-11 16:28:30
      I have wine from my wedding from almost by joecrouse2007-07-11 16:45:12
        I took advantage of the offer for mine. by AndyA2007-07-11 16:48:31
          We had chicken so white was the by joecrouse2007-07-11 17:15:33
            Everyone I know prefers Red. by AndyA2007-07-11 17:27:12
              Almost nobody in my family DRINKS by joecrouse2007-07-11 17:32:14
drafting ufies... for your reference.... by unjust2007-07-11 15:19:49
  If your drawing in the US at 1:100 scale by joecrouse2007-07-11 15:26:29
    some how i didn't think telling him to find a by unjust2007-07-11 16:41:52
      I have 2 or three sitting here by joecrouse2007-07-11 16:49:09
    i didn't want to cunfuse thigns further. by unjust2007-07-11 16:07:03
      "how am I supposed to measure that?" by AndyA2007-07-11 16:21:41
        oh i was thinking "with a ruler??" (n/t) by unjust2007-07-11 16:34:36
    However 1cm = 1m doesn't require special rulers by AndyA2007-07-11 15:30:37
      except how do you get 94 1/2 inches by joecrouse2007-07-11 16:16:50
        by measuring it in cm. by AndyA2007-07-11 16:24:11
        or 92 inches? by joecrouse2007-07-11 16:17:47
          234cm by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 16:21:04
            You wont find a board marked like that by joecrouse2007-07-11 16:25:47
              And no one is capable of multiplication? (n/t) by AndyA2007-07-11 16:30:28
                I am quite capable by joecrouse2007-07-11 16:48:02
              And I don't find inches in Europe. by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 16:28:28
                cut them in a bit less than half... (n/t) by unjust2007-07-11 16:34:16
      IDGI :( (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-07-11 15:56:14
        1cm = 1/100m (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:57:11
          Nope... You lost me... :P (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-07-11 16:04:50
            Buy better wine. :P by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 16:17:29
  It could be worse. by AndyA2007-07-11 15:26:19
Server Question.... by bastetsmuse2007-07-11 15:16:46
  Is this server the gateway too? by Stuka2007-07-11 18:13:11
  automated updates will do that by emlaabs2007-07-11 15:31:17
    They didn't set it for the off-hours? by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:33:59
      Oh, they did for our desktops by emlaabs2007-07-11 15:36:58
        there is a command to stop the countdown by varikin2007-07-11 16:13:06
          shutdown -a by altordwm2007-07-11 17:13:16
  The log in screen is normal. by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:20:00
    I don't have access. by bastetsmuse2007-07-11 15:24:48
      Call your admin. by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:25:28
        Called HER. by bastetsmuse2007-07-11 15:27:17
          Sorry, I'm German. by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:29:37
New Quote in my Collection by Snate2007-07-11 15:06:23
Eben and Snooch meet the Roomba by SnArL2007-07-11 14:55:59
  Time to clean the monitor... by wasabe2007-07-11 22:50:58
  I am so tempted to go buy a Roomba by bastetsmuse2007-07-11 15:28:00
    My dad bought a cat I THINK just for the sheer fun by joecrouse2007-07-11 16:24:47
  Gah! Nearly choked laughing! :-) (n/t) by PeKaJe2007-07-11 15:13:35
  Now THAT I would pay to see! by Classic_jon2007-07-11 15:07:47
R.I.P. Lady Bird Johnson :-( by SoylentGreen2007-07-11 14:50:20
  I'm too old. by bastetsmuse2007-07-11 15:29:09
    So, I'm the same age as your cow-orker by esbita2007-07-11 18:16:58
    I'm younger than that cowork, but I knew who. by raptor_872007-07-11 15:45:59
    I'm not yet 30 by SnArL2007-07-11 15:34:53
      I knew who she was but I am also 36 so... (n/t) by Classic_jon2007-07-11 15:37:52
My problem with diplomats by basher202007-07-11 14:41:31
  The UN is simply not oppressive enough. by Peace_man2007-07-11 15:35:05
    I would also say that the U.N., in it's current by Classic_jon2007-07-11 15:44:08
      The UN can allow whatever it wants, by by Peace_man2007-07-11 16:00:28
        The problem I have with the UN by basher202007-07-11 16:16:54
          Yes, and no by subbywan2007-07-11 16:20:53
            Russia has ALWAYS had Veto power as has China. by joecrouse2007-07-11 17:12:51
              There are 15 members on the SC by subbywan2007-07-11 18:41:11
                Yes and the only 5 that really count. by joecrouse2007-07-11 18:43:49
                  all the better than to use all 15 by subbywan2007-07-11 18:58:01
                    Whats your point they are the 5 members by joecrouse2007-07-11 19:17:47
                      That would only be true IF they were by subbywan2007-07-11 19:23:57
                        Who Said it was altruistic. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-11 20:13:02
    That is a false presumption by subbywan2007-07-11 15:40:33
      Yes. Are you saying they aren't OK in by Peace_man2007-07-11 15:57:01
        For ones I agree with Peace man by joecrouse2007-07-11 16:56:23
          It is my right and duty by basher202007-07-11 17:34:45
            Going somewhere unsolicited by joecrouse2007-07-11 19:07:40
              Not at all by subbywan2007-07-11 19:09:57
                But it was unnessasary from the begining by joecrouse2007-07-11 19:15:10
                  "wanted" by whom? by subbywan2007-07-11 19:22:34
                    They may be happy we helped But they didnt ask by joecrouse2007-07-11 20:17:00
          You've contracted it ... How about if you expand? by subbywan2007-07-11 17:11:53
            country scale is convineient for continental scale by joecrouse2007-07-11 17:14:17
              convinient how? by subbywan2007-07-11 18:39:38
                Because Continents by joecrouse2007-07-11 18:47:35
                  but it's not. by subbywan2007-07-11 18:54:23
                    Common economy by joecrouse2007-07-11 19:02:28
                      Not at all. by subbywan2007-07-11 19:05:20
                        Never said it wasnt different by joecrouse2007-07-11 19:12:25
                          It goes well beyond the idea. by subbywan2007-07-11 19:21:37
              The Prime Directive has been broken on by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 17:53:27
                Its still the BEST Idea Ive heard on TV (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-11 18:44:29
                  yes/no. by subbywan2007-07-11 18:45:36
                    I think it should be adheared to the letter. by joecrouse2007-07-11 18:54:42
                      That seems rather selfish by subbywan2007-07-11 18:56:13
                        Who is to judge Need. by joecrouse2007-07-11 19:04:54
                          The individual by subbywan2007-07-11 19:08:50
                            But as mothers and as adults they could by joecrouse2007-07-11 19:13:27
                              that's a matter of conditioning. by subbywan2007-07-11 19:18:00
                                Doesnt matter. by joecrouse2007-07-11 20:14:56
              The Prime Directive is the most amoral statment by basher202007-07-11 17:36:39
        I'm saying that it should be stopped by subbywan2007-07-11 16:03:01
          By what authority? by Peace_man2007-07-11 16:06:23
            "Because we say so" by subbywan2007-07-11 16:07:40
              'Right'. Such a descriptive word :-) by Peace_man2007-07-11 16:11:42
                Yes. by basher202007-07-11 16:29:21
                Yes. Absolutely. by subbywan2007-07-11 16:13:56
  No offense meant, but... by RetiQlum22007-07-11 14:54:25
  War is the final tool of diplomacy. by krikkert2007-07-11 14:51:28
    Krikkert, you know I like you... by RetiQlum22007-07-11 15:00:29
      RetiQlum, you know I cherish your opinion, by krikkert2007-07-11 15:02:03
        Thou shalt partake of a hot dog on Friday by RetiQlum22007-07-11 15:08:37
          IA! IA! by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:11:21
            Old McCthulhu had a farm... (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-11 15:12:20
              R'lyeh-R'lyeh-Oh ... by wibble2007-07-11 15:17:13
              IA! IA! Ftaghn! (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:12:56
                I'm not in the mood for squid. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 15:18:02
                  In Mother R'lyeh the squid by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:21:31
                  *calls VivianC* (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-11 15:19:30
    Carl von Clausewitz: Vom Kriege (On War) by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 14:57:44
      Heh. by krikkert2007-07-11 14:58:49
    Some people have admitted it by basher202007-07-11 14:53:40
finish this joke... by Vento2007-07-11 14:20:14
  I-pod kävelee linuxissa barissa pitää winxp:n käsi by parastra2007-07-11 18:27:10
    D'oh! My brain's out to lunch today :( by parastra2007-07-11 18:50:19
    Gesundheit! (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 18:41:53
  "Hey! For $150M I'd hold *anybody's* hand!" (n/t) by kahuana2007-07-11 16:46:25
  hey guys? by MadJo2007-07-11 14:42:49
  Will it blend? by Classic_jon2007-07-11 14:40:37
    Careful, you nearly ruined my keyboard :-D (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-11 14:49:18
      So close... sooo close! by Classic_jon2007-07-11 15:02:41
  Play some iTunes. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 14:34:02
  ... whoa, wrong place! (n/t) by NDwight2007-07-11 14:33:20
  "It's preferable to the vista outside." (n/t) by toysbfun2007-07-11 14:31:55
  sorry, misspelled iPod. can't type today (n/t) by Vento2007-07-11 14:25:19
  Easy: by RetiQlum22007-07-11 14:21:51
  and I-pod or an iPod? (n/t) by Snate2007-07-11 14:21:49
What is the definition of "U"? by ChUcKAb2007-07-11 14:19:57
  A "U" is unit in a rack mount. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 14:34:47
    Heheh. Heheheh. He said rack. (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-11 14:52:34
      no he said mount .. even better ;) by Garrinka2007-07-11 14:57:09
        He even said "unit"... </1st grade humour> ;-) (n/ (n/t) by Sharku2007-07-11 16:34:18
    You might want to re-parse the question. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 14:35:46
      Oi! I can't always be smart! by RetiQlum22007-07-11 14:41:05
        Well, I have some iced tea. by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 14:42:30
  Rack unit? by sgrunt2007-07-11 14:23:39
  Apparently nothing special. by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 14:23:28
    Jinx! (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-11 14:23:58
  Just 'unit' AFAIK. (n/t) by theanomaly2007-07-11 14:22:14
    JINX! U O ME A BEER by kahuana2007-07-11 14:24:08
      Sure. by theanomaly2007-07-11 14:33:44
  U stands for 'unit'. by kahuana2007-07-11 14:22:13
    Jinx! :-P (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-11 14:24:11
      DOUBLE JINX! by kahuana2007-07-11 14:24:51
Is there a script that will redirect by notdeadyet2007-07-11 14:06:13
  Do NOT use .htaccess by altordwm2007-07-11 19:13:27
    Yes, Yes, Yes, that is by notdeadyet2007-07-11 19:45:43
  Thanks for all the help! (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-07-11 16:02:58
  Further clarification by notdeadyet2007-07-11 14:21:42
    mod_rewrite can do that. by krikkert2007-07-11 14:34:39
      (That goes in .htaccess in the root dir of domainB) (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-11 14:35:18
        Web Root, or server root? (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-07-11 14:54:05
          .htaccess is always in server root. by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:04:50
            s/server root/web root/ by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:05:38
          Web root. (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-11 15:01:00
    If it is available, and you can add a .htaccess by Bellator2007-07-11 14:33:54
  .htaccess with mod_rewrite will do the trick (n/t) by Bellator2007-07-11 14:17:02
  If the only thing that changes is DomainB, by kahuana2007-07-11 14:13:31
  mod_rewrite could do this... by krikkert2007-07-11 14:11:42
  Meta tags to the rescue: by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 14:09:45
  Domain forwarding and/or masking by emlaabs2007-07-11 14:08:58
What's another word for "understanding" by maximumbob2007-07-11 14:01:59
  Is that, like, the opposite of by rorajoey2007-07-11 16:30:34
  Why is a farmer always good at what he does? by Peace_man2007-07-11 16:03:12
  mini-groan (n/t) by Snate2007-07-11 14:18:13
  "conceptualizing?" by RetiQlum22007-07-11 14:13:08
    'tis a pun (n/t) by Snate2007-07-11 14:17:25
      A bad one. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 14:26:11
  Oxbridge English Dictionary by basher202007-07-11 14:08:16
Detailed article on Vista's UAC by theanomaly2007-07-11 14:00:39
  Translation for those who don't know Russian? (n/t by raptor_872007-07-11 15:57:00
    Creepy weird. by Mostlyharmles2007-07-11 18:07:06
    o.O by emlaabs2007-07-11 16:19:08
  Link causes horizontal scroll by emlaabs2007-07-11 14:05:31
    So what else is new? by bwkaz2007-07-11 14:44:07
      I only get horizontal scroll when using a by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 14:51:13
        that is fitting given the topic is about M$ OS (n/ (n/t) by emlaabs2007-07-11 15:27:47
          MS offers a tad more than jsut OSes. ;) by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:30:38
    But it doesn't break the board. It's an issue by merlin2007-07-11 14:19:04
      I realize that by emlaabs2007-07-11 15:28:46
Life imprisonment for attempted terrorists. by jeff_uk2007-07-11 13:57:31
  You lot need to bring back the death penalty. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 14:09:39
    They would have to do that anyway. by krikkert2007-07-11 14:43:09
      The govenors of states by joecrouse2007-07-11 15:25:12
        Commutation is a reduction of sentence. by krikkert2007-07-11 15:34:59
          No but they can change a mans sentence by joecrouse2007-07-11 17:25:35
            No. by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 18:04:53
    I'll give you 17 reasons why we shouldn't. by AndyA2007-07-11 14:43:04
      Who? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-11 15:24:03
        17 people who the were convicted of by AndyA2007-07-11 15:29:17
          Yay for due process. by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:32:44
          We have laws to prevent that. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 15:31:59
            IIRC the UK had special anti-IRA laws in place... by Sharku2007-07-11 15:40:02
              We specificaly DONT treat prisoners by joecrouse2007-07-11 16:29:44
                In jail... by Illiad2007-07-11 16:32:25
                  Pah its easier to stick the guy in a cell with by joecrouse2007-07-11 17:18:16
                    Yuck. by Illiad2007-07-11 17:20:12
                      Who said rape by joecrouse2007-07-11 17:27:32
          There's no way the british government would create by jeff_uk2007-07-11 15:31:43
            Very true. by AndyA2007-07-11 15:44:58
              Or the UK justice* system :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-07-11 15:49:02
                "*justice my differ from justice shown on screen"? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:52:19
                  ^fair trial not included :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-07-11 15:57:52
                    Or: "fair trial must be bought extra". (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 16:03:07
    Sometimes incarceration is cheaper. by toysbfun2007-07-11 14:26:52
      Not to mention the cost of the execution itself. ( (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 14:35:00
        Cost of the actual execution is negligible by joecrouse2007-07-11 15:23:10
        A bullet costs 50 cents. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 15:22:57
          And the facilities. by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:27:18
            Facilities any open field by joecrouse2007-07-11 16:38:52
          $8 if they are lousy shots. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-11 15:23:47
    Forty years? by vvpete2007-07-11 14:22:38
      No, they didn't get 40 years. by AndyA2007-07-11 14:40:10
        They would be out within by joecrouse2007-07-11 15:21:18
          Really odd. by Illiad2007-07-11 16:30:13
            I always find it funny that a convicted murderer by joecrouse2007-07-11 16:37:39
          If that was the case in the UK then they wouldn't by AndyA2007-07-11 16:09:49
    Not for this case by DesertRat662007-07-11 14:17:29
    Looking at the error rate of the death penalty: by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 14:10:56
      You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette by SnArL2007-07-11 14:15:34
        What a twisted stance. by Illiad2007-07-11 16:13:00
        Want to volunteer your child/SO/parent to be by jeff_uk2007-07-11 15:33:18
          And on THAT appeal to emotion... I better go to by jeff_uk2007-07-11 15:33:54
        If the price of eggs is too high by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 14:16:43
  Not every terrorist is a suicide bomber. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 14:00:18
    These were, your point? (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-07-11 14:11:23
      So your point is valid in this case. by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 14:12:58
      Wait, just saw it. good point ambiguously made :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-07-11 14:12:01
        Disregard my reply, then. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 14:13:33
Investigator: Haditha Murder Charges should be by DesertRat662007-07-11 13:46:30
  I kept my dog completely out of that hunt. by kelli2172007-07-11 13:56:37
  I believe the theory goes, by krikkert2007-07-11 13:52:56
    Guilty of having a bad haircut? :D by SnArL2007-07-11 14:31:46
Terry Pratchett tells a by notdeadyet2007-07-11 13:16:32
I never told you guys about Atlantic City. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 13:15:55
  Your reality cheque bounced? (n/t) by hieraco2007-07-11 20:06:48
  Next time you feel the need to get your arse by Klaranth2007-07-11 13:49:13
    That sounds.. disturbingly naughty by dracuella2007-07-11 14:09:43
  And this was a shock? by AndyA2007-07-11 13:42:32
    Think of it as tuition (n/t) by Rogue19712007-07-11 14:10:12
      I do. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 14:16:28
  You were sober, weren't you? :D (n/t) by SnArL2007-07-11 13:33:14
    Only a little. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-07-11 13:58:20
  Excessive Metaphor Alert! (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-07-11 13:18:12
Mah Summah Vacation Pichures by Dire_Lobo2007-07-11 13:15:09
  Where is that? by RetiQlum22007-07-11 13:16:56
    Colorado (La Plata/Hesperus/Durango area) by Dire_Lobo2007-07-11 13:19:47
If there ever was a appropriate time to say by Rogue19712007-07-11 12:49:05
  Actually, shouldn't that be... by Sharku2007-07-11 13:11:06
    Oh, right. Teaches me not to read all the replies. (n/t) by Sharku2007-07-11 13:12:24
  Mh... pie by Qcumber-some2007-07-11 13:00:50
    pipe (n/t) by Rogue19712007-07-11 13:01:25
      D'oh by Qcumber-some2007-07-11 13:05:42
  Sewer PIE? Did you need to have a P? (n/t) by kelli2172007-07-11 12:52:11
    No. It's running all over the street ... (n/t) by subbywan2007-07-11 13:33:39
    No, having a P by MatthewDBA2007-07-11 12:58:37
    *picks up a P from the lost and found box* (n/t) by Rogue19712007-07-11 12:53:56
  Actually it would be appropriate to say by DesertRat662007-07-11 12:51:22
Trying to find a particular strip by mckenzie2007-07-11 12:34:35
  Is this the one? by minako982007-07-11 13:56:55
  Is this the one? by Sharku2007-07-11 12:46:22
    Not quite as I remember it... by mckenzie2007-07-11 12:59:37
      It could very well be another one. by Sharku2007-07-11 13:09:30
The Day G-d was taken to court ... by Klaranth2007-07-11 11:49:36
  Well, by krikkert2007-07-11 13:56:09
    So god is a wave function? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-07-11 20:18:46
  "Call the next witness!" by RetiQlum22007-07-11 13:27:50
  "Do you swear to tell the truth? by hieraco2007-07-11 12:59:45
    Been waching "OH God" again? by maceogan2007-07-11 13:54:49
    More like by DesertRat662007-07-11 13:09:44
      I am the way and the truth? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-07-11 13:11:18
        Shouldn't that be by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 13:30:02
          Former is a quote of Christ, by krikkert2007-07-11 13:55:02
          The Greek equivalents of the A and the Z by toysbfun2007-07-11 13:45:10
            Well... sort of. by Sharku2007-07-11 14:47:32
            What's a Tov? (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-11 13:53:26
              It means two things: by RetiQlum22007-07-11 14:43:52
                The last letter is a "tet" or a "suv" by raptillicus2007-07-11 16:22:42
                  In my defense, I'm working from what I remember by toysbfun2007-07-11 16:53:03
                As in Mazel Tov? (n/t) by krikkert2007-07-11 15:11:26
                  Yes! Smart boy! by RetiQlum22007-07-11 15:21:00
                    Must be because of that right to left reading by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:23:23
              It's by MatthewDBA2007-07-11 13:57:10
                that's indeed something that puzzled me by MadJo2007-07-11 14:49:39
                  The letter used today are not the original letters by raptillicus2007-07-11 16:27:26
                  The Old Testament was written in Hebrew by basher202007-07-11 14:52:31
                    The Old Testament was translated into by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 15:16:08
            Alpha and Omega by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 13:49:26
              I did not know that by toysbfun2007-07-11 14:01:22
                Yep, that is jsut one variant. by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 14:11:44
  God answers all prayers... by toysbfun2007-07-11 12:22:13
    Or as Rich Mullins said: by dodrian2007-07-11 12:23:49
      Whoops. by dodrian2007-07-11 12:27:09
  "Objection! by Arivia2007-07-11 12:21:07
  *snerk* by MatthewDBA2007-07-11 12:08:00
    Execute being the operative word (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-07-11 12:35:14
Please, please send good vibes for my dad... by hactar the uhhh2007-07-11 11:33:32
  ahh hon *sends major mojo and good vibes* by Garrinka2007-07-11 14:54:12
  {{{hactar_the_uhhh}}} by talon07202007-07-11 13:49:57
  hactar, you need to prepare yourself. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 12:32:45
    I'm prepared. by hactar the uhhh2007-07-11 12:35:36
      There is a bright side, such as it is by DesertRat662007-07-11 12:43:24
        DR66 is right about time to prepare. by RetiQlum22007-07-11 13:08:10
          Exactly. by kelli2172007-07-11 13:48:52
            I've experienced both by DesertRat662007-07-11 14:22:41
  Sent (n/t) by DesertRat662007-07-11 12:24:20
  *sends good vibes to Hactar and dad* by Silverfire2007-07-11 12:02:29
  (Sends the Good Vibes Faerie over... by shadowsystems2007-07-11 11:58:50
  {sends good thoughts and prayers} by Classic_jon2007-07-11 11:51:08
  prayers and vibes sent (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-07-11 11:48:22
  *Rolls 1d20 +9 of good vibes* by Klaranth2007-07-11 11:39:17
  *sends good vibes* by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 11:38:11
  *Sends good vibes +9 * {{{hactar the uhhh & dad}}} (n/t) by Snate2007-07-11 11:36:22
Interesting site by Spisefisken2007-07-11 11:19:54
  Verrah cool. Thank you for sharing! (n/t) by Dire_Lobo2007-07-11 13:27:06
Fonts in IE, desktop by SnappingTurtle2007-07-11 11:10:46
  Is this an LCD monitor? by Sterling_Ag2007-07-11 13:07:08
    Ah hah! by SnappingTurtle2007-07-11 13:26:01
      You're welcome by Sterling_Ag2007-07-11 13:59:39
  LCDs and CRTs by Didactylos2007-07-11 13:07:03
  Not sure if this will help by maceogan2007-07-11 11:20:37
Power Mac OS X install questions by Listicath2007-07-11 11:09:53
  Try this. by Mostlyharmles2007-07-11 18:35:39
  To boot from CD, you'd normally by sgrunt2007-07-11 11:18:21
    Correct by smut2007-07-11 11:52:14
    Yes I'd seen that. by Listicath2007-07-11 11:50:14
      Windows/Start-Alt-O-F should boot you into by toysbfun2007-07-11 12:21:16
        Nope by Listicath2007-07-11 15:05:12
      What bootloader is in use? yaboot? (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-11 12:08:31
        Yes by Listicath2007-07-11 15:06:16
Government implements new gastric terror detection by SnArL2007-07-11 10:55:56
  Based on gut. Spoken through a3? (n/t) by kahuana2007-07-11 13:15:24
  He needs to lay off the Chili by DesertRat662007-07-11 13:07:11
  "It's quiet... too quiet..." (n/t) by theanomaly2007-07-11 12:02:39
    Shhhhhhh by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 12:15:35
      "Right. Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew by kahuana2007-07-11 14:18:16
        "Run away!" by talon07202007-07-11 14:55:16
          "Would it help to confuse him ... by kahuana2007-07-11 16:06:55
  I don't think he really knows what he is by Peace_man2007-07-11 11:18:06
  "I got a bad feelin' about this..." by SouthpawPL2007-07-11 11:04:40
  But on TV and in the Movies ... by aix tom2007-07-11 11:02:15
    Maybe his iPod has those soundtracks? (n/t) by jimli2007-07-11 11:04:17
  "something doesn't feel right here... by jeff_uk2007-07-11 10:58:11
I still can't believe it by imrambi2007-07-11 10:45:11
  some of those are truely awful! by binkley2007-07-11 12:40:57
What's the URL for the ARS2 beta? by Snate2007-07-11 10:38:24
  Hmmm, it still doesn't have that feature by Snate2007-07-11 11:27:16
    OK, so what feature? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2007-07-11 11:34:21
      Case sensitivity for User Name by Snate2007-07-11 11:39:04
        Heck it doesn't even let you use by ToLazyToThink2007-07-11 12:16:30
          Also displays my username in lowercase (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2007-07-11 12:33:11
            But displays mine correctly in the diary. by Eternal_Newbie2007-07-11 12:36:52
  here ya go... by mekkanik_mike2007-07-11 10:48:00
    Hmmm, doesn't work. by Snate2007-07-11 10:49:23
      dropped a 'u' at the beginning. by mekkanik_mike2007-07-11 11:04:04
    CORRECTION!! by mekkanik_mike2007-07-11 10:48:37
      That works, Thanks (n/t) by Snate2007-07-11 11:15:00
Well, that was a waste. by nix2007-07-11 10:37:49
  You TOLD them. by Klaranth2007-07-11 10:45:44
Holy $Diety!!!! This is really getting out of hand by mekkanik_mike2007-07-11 10:30:33
  Answers : by Klaranth2007-07-11 10:43:12
Update: ignition interlock - it was the key by TrogL2007-07-11 10:09:21
I think somebody sanded my gas tank by TrogL2007-07-11 10:08:10
  Pulling the filter is easy. Get a chiltons manual by joecrouse2007-07-11 20:23:31
  Put sugar in theirs. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-07-11 14:42:51
  If you have the tools, and the Chilton manual by Classic_jon2007-07-11 10:51:14
  Go to the local auto parts store, buy the Chilton by SnArL2007-07-11 10:20:42
  Put a Ping Pong ball in their tank. ;-) (n/t) by lheggland2007-07-11 10:20:26
    A butter paper works better ;-> (n/t) by vvpete2007-07-11 14:27:08
  Vengeance is the best bet :) by jeff_uk2007-07-11 10:10:12
    The suspect is twelve by TrogL2007-07-11 12:31:07
      If the suspect's parents are intransigent... by werehatrack2007-07-11 14:12:04
    Ah vengeance. by skippy-ish_guy2007-07-11 10:37:42
      Bologna? Screw that, brake fluid FTW :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-07-11 10:40:12
      sardine oil on the manifold (n/t) by Havoc2007-07-11 10:38:19
        If you can get inside, by skippy-ish_guy2007-07-11 10:40:53
        Limburger Cheese in the air ducts. (n/t) by DesertRat662007-07-11 10:40:50
          Tuna fish works better. (n/t) by Nashville2007-07-11 11:32:29
T minus 30 hrs 57 min and counting... by AlanTwo2007-07-11 10:04:20
That was depressing. by Phoon2007-07-11 09:53:26
  there are lots of advantages to being large by robertltux2007-07-11 14:44:52
  You said it yourself... by Menetlaus2007-07-11 14:23:12
  I hope you learned a lesson... by RetiQlum22007-07-11 13:23:24
  Your motivation is wrong by SoylentGreen2007-07-11 11:42:54
  'cause you won't. by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 10:43:28
  Here's an idea: by SnArL2007-07-11 10:30:32
  You are right. You are ABSOLUTELY right. by Klaranth2007-07-11 10:29:01
  If anyone needs me, I'll be in bed. by Phoon2007-07-11 10:28:08
    Go for a walk by tesla_koil2007-07-11 10:28:51
      Agrees with Phoon by joecrouse2007-07-11 20:20:45
  Well, start with just some exercise. by Tomo2007-07-11 10:20:33
    I do exercise. by Phoon2007-07-11 10:23:32
      I remember an old psychiatric's joke by abaron2007-07-11 10:31:07
        Also remember that these things take time. (n/t) by AndyA2007-07-11 10:54:30
  No one here has been saying you need to by abaron2007-07-11 10:18:25
  To quote the author of the Narnia Chronicles: by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 10:14:23
  Yep, it's the truth. by esbita2007-07-11 10:13:34
    Primping is not purely for the onlookers by AndyA2007-07-11 10:45:36
      Good point. by esbita2007-07-11 10:56:25
    For the record: by SnArL2007-07-11 10:26:02
      Awww, thanks. :) (n/t) by esbita2007-07-11 10:30:12
  There there, it's OK by wiredog2007-07-11 09:56:48
    That was uncalled for... (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-07-11 10:11:48
    Don't tempt me. (n/t) by Phoon2007-07-11 09:58:44
    Knock it off, wiredog. That doesn't help. (n/t) by williamashbless2007-07-11 09:57:38
      Pff... If it'll fall on the same deaf ears... by Sharku2007-07-11 10:02:08
*snickers* by AlanTwo2007-07-11 09:49:05
  *mars* by ag_wyvern2007-07-11 10:21:53
    *milky way* (n/t) by wabbit652007-07-11 10:26:59
      *3 Musketeers* (n/t) by emlaabs2007-07-11 11:16:49
        *Zagnut* (n/t) by DesertRat662007-07-11 12:47:31
          *MOUNDS* (n/t) by ChUcKAb2007-07-11 13:59:45
That's a REALLY effective disguise, bubba! by SnArL2007-07-11 09:48:23
  IT'S A STICK UP! :D (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-07-11 10:45:24
  It was on "Elm Street" no less by todAnthony2007-07-11 10:24:29
  he just didnt' leaf fast enough (n/t) by subbywan2007-07-11 09:51:32
    He was rooted in place. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-07-11 10:02:11
      No, his problem was that he didn't know which by talon07202007-07-11 10:07:11
        You're barking up the wrong tree. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-07-11 10:10:35
          He used to be a petty theif... by todAnthony2007-07-11 10:25:35
            What he should have done is by talon07202007-07-11 10:36:32
              Then at least he wood be a free man while he by talon07202007-07-11 10:38:26
      Anything else wood have been inappropriate. (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 10:06:34
45; 46.5; and 0 by jdelphiki2007-07-11 09:39:13
  Congrats. On the first two at least. ;-) (n/t) by Michiel2007-07-11 09:40:57
    Thanks! by jdelphiki2007-07-11 20:42:57
Snap Fiction Challenge by SnappingTurtle2007-07-11 09:26:16
  Consequences. by kelli2172007-07-11 11:35:52
    Great minds think alike by SnappingTurtle2007-07-11 19:09:04
  A very "tasty" pie by Rogue19712007-07-11 10:25:18
    Good spin! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2007-07-11 11:12:22
    heh heh heh Good One :-) (n/t) by Snate2007-07-11 10:42:08
  Dang it! Why do I find these while I'm at work? (n/t) by skern2007-07-11 09:45:56
    What time... by SnappingTurtle2007-07-11 11:12:48
UN Action at Srebrenica - July 11, 1995 by DesertRat662007-07-11 09:17:32
  Well, from that incident to the by aix tom2007-07-11 10:15:42
I know just how Faye feels. by Phoon2007-07-11 09:16:32
  My wife even giggled at that by joecrouse2007-07-11 20:34:47
  You... feel as Faye does? by Havoc2007-07-11 10:30:13
    That's what she's thinking/saying, not feeling. (n (n/t) by Snate2007-07-11 10:33:32
  Permalink by toysbfun2007-07-11 09:42:29
Javascript help by mpicklesimer12007-07-11 09:11:13
  setTimeout() by w7ked2007-07-11 09:21:34
  If you really have to do so then by sazzer2007-07-11 09:17:16
  Does it have to be done with Javascript? by eric3_141592007-07-11 09:17:06
    This was going to be my recommendation (n/t) by maceogan2007-07-11 10:03:12
    This is how I have done it in the past by emlaabs2007-07-11 09:24:24
    And meta tags for the win! by mpicklesimer12007-07-11 09:24:12
  *shudder* by Didactylos2007-07-11 09:12:52
    Doesn't HTTP have some redirect response codes? (n/t) by ihope1272007-07-11 09:15:41
      It does. (n/t) by Didactylos2007-07-11 09:18:39
10k rpm scsi hdd by theanomaly2007-07-11 09:08:06
  I'll give Myke first crack at the ST336704LCV by Classic_jon2007-07-11 09:30:20
  (attn: myke, classic jon, talon0720) (n/t) by theanomaly2007-07-11 09:08:22
Is there anything sewage can't do? by SSpiffy2007-07-11 09:07:59
  Try cleaning your rug with it. Not so good... (n/t) by skern2007-07-11 09:47:27
It's gettin' dark in here! by SnArL2007-07-11 09:04:33
Argh! by raptillicus2007-07-11 09:03:47
  Good project for learning shell/Perl/etc scripting (n/t) by vdp2007-07-11 09:08:08
    Yes.. yes... tell me more... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-11 09:18:05
Blogger blogs about other blogger blogging about by toysbfun2007-07-11 08:59:48
  I read FBFW when it started and I enjoyed it by voxwoman2007-07-11 10:09:15
    It's even slower than Mary Worth. :) by kelli2172007-07-11 11:53:40
K9 School by DesertRat662007-07-11 08:54:50
  That's about what my arm looked like by Sterling_Ag2007-07-11 12:53:52
  Tell me about it! by Peace_man2007-07-11 10:51:20
  Ewww! (n/t) by Rogue19712007-07-11 08:57:32
iPhone Smoothie by Classic_jon2007-07-11 08:48:11
  I wish I had 500 bucks to waste (n/t) by toysbfun2007-07-11 08:55:16
    I wouldn't be suprised if Apple donated the phone by Sterling_Ag2007-07-11 12:45:42
      Ars put an iPhone through some serious by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 14:21:02
  I'd almost feel bad about it but for by sgrunt2007-07-11 08:53:35
Bach: Toccata & Fugue in D-minor BWV 565 by Corvus_One2007-07-11 08:46:52
  How to confuse people: by nix2007-07-11 11:08:02
    Did that with "The Planets" by Gustav Holst by Classic_jon2007-07-11 11:24:46
      I like "The Planets" alot by emlaabs2007-07-11 11:30:08
        In Marching Band in High School by Sterling_Ag2007-07-11 14:26:30
    But Brain, where on Earth would we find by Peace_man2007-07-11 11:22:27
  Just started listening now by emlaabs2007-07-11 09:09:21
Munseys anyone? by SlyW2007-07-11 08:34:07
Tips on survival (Inspired by 1960's horror films) by hieraco2007-07-11 08:31:44
  9) The skank always gets killed first by basher202007-07-11 08:33:49
    10) No, it's not dead. Don't investigate, run! by Arman X2007-07-11 08:57:17
      11b)If you attempt to escape early,stay offscreen. by raptor_872007-07-11 13:29:45
      12) Yes, the cat made the noise, really. by Concept2007-07-11 13:27:05
      Its a trick, get an axe... (n/t) by imperito2007-07-11 11:32:56
      If you are wearing a red uniform by Havoc2007-07-11 10:37:49
        After 2273, be especially wary if you're wearing.. by Sharku2007-07-11 11:23:48
You cannot clear a paper jam by clearing the by hactar the uhhh2007-07-11 08:27:32
  At work by woodchip2007-07-11 09:45:21
  How to clear a paper jam: by kahuana2007-07-11 09:32:11
  No, but... by basher202007-07-11 08:36:45
  Well what do you expect if you put jam by AndyA2007-07-11 08:33:53
    Raspberry! Only one man would DARE give me the by SnArL2007-07-11 08:37:29
  Now THAT is one for posterity by hieraco2007-07-11 08:32:56
    I'm gonna quote you on that!:) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-07-11 08:47:58
First post from Vector Linux. by Esteis2007-07-11 08:04:44
  I have a copy of that lying around that I by Classic_jon2007-07-11 08:18:08
  Congrats! (n/t) by OsteSpiser2007-07-11 08:05:30
    Tell you what --- it took my computer longer to by Esteis2007-07-11 08:11:07
WHOOT Interview tommorw by joecrouse2007-07-11 07:55:43
  Have fun and good luck by tallastro2007-07-11 08:35:31
bizarre MTA query by waveydavey2007-07-11 07:45:49
  Obvious answer first by sazzer2007-07-11 08:04:46
    thought of that by waveydavey2007-07-11 08:21:41
      The subdomain can exist only internally if you by sazzer2007-07-11 08:54:28
        So I guess ou COULD set up two A records. by aix tom2007-07-11 09:19:59
  What if you make postfix the main MTA by vdp2007-07-11 08:00:32
*checks bag of dirty tricks* by DesertRat662007-07-11 07:36:02
  Is this about the mailserver thing? by kelli2172007-07-11 12:17:46
  *takes DR to cleaner* by MatthewDBA2007-07-11 07:42:07
    No need for that! by SouthpawPL2007-07-11 09:27:51
    So what's the difference between a dirty trick and by ChUcKAb2007-07-11 08:43:13
      The wealth and variety of by Havoc2007-07-11 10:31:33
      Friday? (n/t) by kahuana2007-07-11 09:34:30
      Level of trickiness? (n/t) by sgrunt2007-07-11 08:48:40
Car Ufies: The Drama Continues by tesla_koil2007-07-11 07:33:23
  Good on you for standing your ground!! by Classic_jon2007-07-11 08:14:27
SPAM - SPAM - SPAM .... by ChUcKAb2007-07-11 07:27:21
  L'epam? (n/t) by kelli2172007-07-11 12:19:38
  Spam, not SPAM. (n/t) by ihope1272007-07-11 09:14:55
    Not according to Hormel. :-D (n/t) by maceogan2007-07-11 10:16:36
      Yes, according to Hormel. by werehatrack2007-07-11 14:19:09
  spameau (n/t) by joresgump2007-07-11 07:55:11
  Hey if my spam comes in windings... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-11 07:35:17
ABC Reports Al Qaeda Cell in or on it's way to US by DesertRat662007-07-11 07:23:52
  is the "evidence" gastro-intestinal? by unjust2007-07-11 11:58:16
    Bingo by DesertRat662007-07-11 13:34:02
  I agree. They've been here all along. by AlanTwo2007-07-11 09:58:27
    you're too late. one word: google. (n/t) by unjust2007-07-11 11:58:56
  And *my* money is on no matter *how* they got in, by kahuana2007-07-11 09:27:38
    THey don't have to physically 'get in' by jeff_uk2007-07-11 10:32:25
  And here I was told they flew in 5yr 10mths ago (n/t) by Menetlaus2007-07-11 08:43:52
  They would be running out of colors quickly by aix tom2007-07-11 08:14:45
  I would believe it... by VivianC2007-07-11 07:45:29
  The important question is.. by OsteSpiser2007-07-11 07:44:32
Thanks to everyone who gave suggestions about by Talchas2007-07-11 07:22:44
  I wasn't around yesterday, but by tonza2007-07-11 07:39:45
Well, work was... awkward today (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-07-11 07:02:38
  Personally, i'd mention it to someone now, by jeff_uk2007-07-11 10:08:32
    I wouldn't mind leaving the job, lol (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-07-11 16:33:09
    *£0.01 (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-07-11 10:08:43
  It's work. by voxwoman2007-07-11 08:15:50
  For reason for awkwardness, please see LJ (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-07-11 07:48:51
    *Reads... Rolls over the keyboard laughing!!1!* by EnzoMatrix2007-07-11 08:10:42
  How many languages do you speak? by raptillicus2007-07-11 07:08:59
    English and Chinese, Friday afternoon (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-07-11 07:11:45
      What happened to Finish? Good luck! (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-11 07:15:04
        I never claimed to be able to speak it. by kyrasantae2007-07-11 07:21:03
          Ah, my bad. Incorrect assumtion by raptillicus2007-07-11 07:34:16
            Plenty by kyrasantae2007-07-11 07:48:35
              Umm both? by raptillicus2007-07-11 07:57:51
                Oh the mental shopping list thing... by kyrasantae2007-07-11 08:04:58
The muffin fairly went through my office by raptillicus2007-07-11 06:43:56
  Not Friday, not Friday, not Friday... (n/t) by rorajoey2007-07-11 16:57:01
  Well, coming uptown all the way from drury lane, by tonza2007-07-11 07:41:59
    I'm in midtown actually... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-07-11 07:48:48
  Sounds more like the MO of the muffin unfairly. ;) (n/t) by kahuana2007-07-11 07:03:19
  Well, you don't say.... by JG12007-07-11 06:45:52
    Aww thanks... by raptillicus2007-07-11 06:49:33
While Stef "disobeyed" a "direct order", by krikkert2007-07-11 06:40:24
  About as ethical as... by AlanTwo2007-07-11 10:01:11
  Stef falls under the Chief. No one else. by klar_at_work2007-07-11 07:04:50
    The servers are not Marketing's domain. by Phoon2007-07-11 10:21:15
    Sid's had training by TheCatMan2007-07-11 07:34:30
  You are assuming Stef has to do what Sid says. (n/ (n/t) by maceogan2007-07-11 06:46:31
    Actually, by krikkert2007-07-11 13:58:40
  Looks like a BOFH line, by Divide By Zero2007-07-11 06:45:32
Give me a good reason not to buy a Nikon D40x by Bellator2007-07-11 06:39:14
  A real reason... by Rattler2007-07-11 12:21:34
    That's a feature, not a flaw. by Bellator2007-07-11 13:08:23
  Hasselblad H3D by drugless2007-07-11 07:33:02
    I'll take two - and a full set of primary lens by hieraco2007-07-11 08:12:44
  Because the 400X is better? or a Canon EOS by hieraco2007-07-11 07:14:29
  The Nikon D80 ;-) (n/t) by maceogan2007-07-11 06:43:20
    Ah... by Bellator2007-07-11 07:02:38
      Because... by Illiad2007-07-11 14:02:44
        Not a little more... by Bellator2007-07-11 14:26:33
          CAD 550 more? by Illiad2007-07-11 14:47:24
            Ah, I see... by Bellator2007-07-11 15:04:45
              Odd. by Illiad2007-07-11 16:19:49
                It's not, really... by Bellator2007-07-11 17:03:25
                  Here you go... by Illiad2007-07-11 17:42:05
                    What do you know... by Bellator2007-07-11 18:02:09
                      :D :D :D (n/t) by Illiad2007-07-11 18:07:47
      You only wanted ONE reason. (n/t) by maceogan2007-07-11 07:17:54
  They don't taste very good! by hactar the uhhh2007-07-11 06:39:57
    That's not a very good reason by Bellator2007-07-11 06:41:32
      Sorry bro..that's all I had... by hactar the uhhh2007-07-11 06:42:27
Just had to pay £40 (that's ~2 squillion USD) by jeff_uk2007-07-11 06:31:17
  so you are paying "road tax" for an artwork?? by robertltux2007-07-11 09:10:55
    There's temporary off-road paperwork. by jeff_uk2007-07-11 13:31:37
      So file a claim with the insurance company. by werehatrack2007-07-11 14:22:59
        It was my error. The insurance company's timing by jeff_uk2007-07-11 18:29:25
  Not worth fighting for, indeed. by klar_at_work2007-07-11 08:06:14
    [citation needed] (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-07-11 08:09:50
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-07-11 06:26:39
COD4 Looks rediculously fun by maximumbob2007-07-11 06:13:44
  GRRR... dangitall by Freakazoid2007-07-11 11:36:02
  Looks awesome! by scum2007-07-11 07:25:11
  COD2 was fun by todAnthony2007-07-11 07:15:48
    Indeed. I never got into COD3 because by ChUcKAb2007-07-11 07:23:05
      I was told the PC fomat was scrapped by todAnthony2007-07-11 07:36:18
Procrastinating? Me? Bah! by scum2007-07-11 05:57:47
  Not hot on political correctness, then? by digitig2007-07-11 07:03:42
    Would the term "British Isles" include... by basher202007-07-11 08:49:56
    I also note that site seems to have declared by jeff_uk2007-07-11 07:12:11
    It is? by scum2007-07-11 07:08:09
      Normally "The UK and Ireland/Eire" by jeff_uk2007-07-11 07:10:59
        probably they just needed a catchy and technically by scum2007-07-11 07:17:58
          Yeah, there's no perfect alternative... by jeff_uk2007-07-11 07:26:00
    "The geological formation formerly known as by jeff_uk2007-07-11 07:08:03
  British Isles? by DerSarek2007-07-11 06:08:01
    What's around Jersey? by MatthewDBA2007-07-11 07:34:13
      That'd be NEW Jersey, right? :-)) (n/t) by DerSarek2007-07-11 07:50:24
        Nah, it's been around for 350 years by basher202007-07-11 08:47:21
    LOL:) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-07-11 06:17:02
Axis of Evil, huh? by esbita2007-07-11 05:54:38
  Great album. (n/t) by Sharku2007-07-11 09:29:49
And this guy is some sort of server admin? by imrambi2007-07-11 05:53:32
  "If you don't know how, you don't need to." (n/t) by Mostlyharmles2007-07-11 18:44:06
  Not an XServer Xpert here... by EnzoMatrix2007-07-11 06:03:57
    Its not a Xserver its a x server by imrambi2007-07-11 06:18:53
I made a boo-boo. by Khaar2007-07-11 05:49:07
  It can't have been to bad. by aix tom2007-07-11 06:07:28
    That's what you *think*. by Khaar2007-07-11 06:18:53
  Soooo, what did you scr*w up..? (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2007-07-11 06:03:00
A somewhat irrelevant, controversial, question. by oldschool_coder2007-07-11 05:42:01
  It may be that the old rules don't apply by basher202007-07-11 08:27:33
    Bears eat both fish and grain (n/t) by gibuu2007-07-11 11:12:50
  Most mammal species last less than 10million years by toysbfun2007-07-11 08:12:20
  My .02 cents by JG12007-07-11 06:42:20
  It's not a concern, actually. by Fnord_Hero2007-07-11 06:18:34
    Cool picture ... by oldschool_coder2007-07-11 07:27:29
      another correction by oldschool_coder2007-07-11 07:30:00
    Oops by oldschool_coder2007-07-11 07:04:42
      Next May, I believe by voxwoman2007-07-11 08:19:03
  I read an article about this some time ago. by Ascag2007-07-11 06:09:30
  The human race..? by EnzoMatrix2007-07-11 05:52:09
    The sun will expand before it burns out by Fnord_Hero2007-07-11 06:28:58
      My point though.... by EnzoMatrix2007-07-11 07:04:47
    Not a miracle, plain old selection bias :) by jeff_uk2007-07-11 06:02:54
    *whistles "Dust in the Wind"* (n/t) by esbita2007-07-11 05:58:52
  homo sapeins sapiens by voxwoman2007-07-11 05:48:48
    Evolution for homo sapiens sapiens is at an end by Fnord_Hero2007-07-11 06:22:43
      For those who can afford that for their spawn... (n/t) by gak2007-07-11 06:24:34
        To quote dogbert... by Fnord_Hero2007-07-11 06:30:47
    Now that... by oldschool_coder2007-07-11 05:51:58
  Correction - grammar by oldschool_coder2007-07-11 05:45:10
MIET!!! by Myke2007-07-11 05:32:24
  sadly the clock gremlins by madjo2007-07-11 05:44:22
    Sure there is. It's called "now I REALLY have to by Mad Marty2007-07-11 06:09:01
      No, no, no. It's called "all the servers just by merlin2007-07-11 06:22:16
    Take my word for it... by EnzoMatrix2007-07-11 06:01:46
Well, that worked out pretty well. by schwing12007-07-11 05:30:42
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-07-11 05:30:05
Springfield, VT is going host by woodchip2007-07-11 05:12:26
  Dang. I was hoping for Springfield NJ by voxwoman2007-07-11 05:26:38
    Why bother? They're only doing it for the dough. (n/t) by kahuana2007-07-11 07:02:17
      Any more puns like that and everyone will be by jeff_uk2007-07-11 07:14:48
        That might have worked, except that by tonza2007-07-11 07:55:26
    Yeah, that would have been cool. by JG12007-07-11 06:49:20
      Supposedly they have someone by voxwoman2007-07-11 07:31:00
    I was tied between that by MatthewDBA2007-07-11 05:40:05
      MO didn't enter. IL did. by spud312007-07-11 07:06:18
*Jumps up and down* by kiwifruit2007-07-11 05:06:14
  ...sail away... (n/t) by Havoc2007-07-11 05:07:58
    Bing! Instant earworm by TheCatMan2007-07-11 05:18:41
      We've secretly replaced TheCatMan's Enya earworm by kelli2172007-07-11 12:35:05
Got a new shiny by cuboci2007-07-11 04:09:22
  Sweet piece of kit. by hieraco2007-07-11 05:10:32
    Yeah, I know. by cuboci2007-07-11 05:20:44
  verry nice, by c3po2007-07-11 04:21:43
    Canon EF-S 18-55 (n/t) by cuboci2007-07-11 04:43:48
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-07-11 04:00:16
  ATTN: AndyA by maximumbob2007-07-12 10:55:26
Can I LART my manager? by Glum_Reaper2007-07-11 03:04:34
  Hey you still have acces to his account right? by Bertram2007-07-11 03:49:01
    It's easy... by hnt2007-07-11 05:21:33
    Ohh, C'mon... The guy can't help it. by EnzoMatrix2007-07-11 04:22:22
  No! by Khaar2007-07-11 03:46:59
  Simple solution... by hnt2007-07-11 03:09:03
    I wear a tie... by Glum_Reaper2007-07-11 03:13:37
SON OF A@#$^#%&! someone just stole my roomies dog by jaqie2007-07-11 02:24:35
  a PICTURE of Ruby (the dog stolen) by jaqie2007-07-11 05:37:14
  Is the dog microchipped or tattooed? by hieraco2007-07-11 05:08:00
    I have no idea. I did email my roomies by jaqie2007-07-11 05:25:01
  That's really a shame. by Qcumber-some2007-07-11 04:22:17
  {{{{{{{{{{jagie}}}}}}}}}} by Bertram2007-07-11 03:54:42
  {{{{{jagie}}}}} by hnt2007-07-11 03:15:15
  That's mean. {{{jaqie}}} by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 02:55:17
  Naturally I sympathise with you, but... by Northerncoder2007-07-11 02:50:24
  {{{jagie}}} (n/t) by FST7772007-07-11 02:30:04
    *sigh* thanks. I needed that. (n/t) by jaqie2007-07-11 02:30:49
      YW :-) by FST7772007-07-11 02:35:27
Yay. I get a four day weekend. by PSYCHOI3OY2007-07-11 02:07:50
  I had a four day weekend by woodchip2007-07-11 05:14:28
  Yeah so what ? by Cokish2007-07-11 02:18:15
hysterical giggling ... by LilDragon2007-07-11 01:58:32
  They're exceedingly good at technical jargon, by rorajoey2007-07-11 03:26:27
    Yep, However... by Fnord_Hero2007-07-11 06:35:47
SOTM by afterburner2007-07-11 01:34:35
"Dear Internet from 2001...how's it going? by Illiad2007-07-11 01:30:06
  Yeah, the 2001 Internet had capitals. by jiteo2007-07-11 07:14:04
  Just had a look at the code of some older by ideur2007-07-11 05:20:00
  2001? I remember the Internet in 1992. ;) by rorajoey2007-07-11 03:27:56
    gopher kinda did what a Hoover does, though! (n/t) by DerSarek2007-07-11 06:47:55
    I had a text only freenet account in 1991 by hieraco2007-07-11 05:12:30
      I was using archie and gopher back in 1987. by kahuana2007-07-11 19:35:57
    I remember when UUCP was used by Concept2007-07-11 05:02:13
  I feel ambivalent about this. by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 01:42:37
    No, when you're by binkley2007-07-11 03:33:31
      "Growing up" by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 04:14:35
        Constantly getting *older*, maybe (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-07-11 05:07:52
        All depends upon one's perspective, by binkley2007-07-11 05:04:03
          Therefore the smileys. That's my perspective. by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 05:19:22
            Hangin out here by binkley2007-07-11 05:39:51
        Great, now I feel ancient. (n/t) by Khaar2007-07-11 04:25:37
          Synonyms work in both directions. by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 05:12:43
  I miss it too. by purplepineapple2007-07-11 01:40:47
  well written by k2OS2007-07-11 01:36:18
ATTN Chaotic : by klar_at_work2007-07-11 01:18:38
  I'll be there next week. by chaotic2007-07-11 05:05:48
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-07-11 01:00:26
  *wanders in with a basket of blueberry muffins* by Nea2007-07-11 09:07:30
    *sneaks in* by afterburner2007-07-11 14:22:27
      Wow. by Nea2007-07-11 14:44:28
    *exchanges a muffin for currant cake* by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 11:04:22
  *looks at the time* by Pyxidragon2007-07-11 06:59:53
  Morning... by kc5sdy2007-07-11 06:45:21
    Hanging in there. by Pyxidragon2007-07-11 06:48:14
      Yes please. Thank you. by kc5sdy2007-07-11 07:52:05
  JBM please? by vampire2007-07-11 06:24:15
    Hey! you liked it, you know you did... by Treehugger2007-07-11 07:45:07
    *laughing* by Pyxidragon2007-07-11 06:47:50
      Thank you muchly. :) (n/t) by vampire2007-07-11 07:43:35
  YAY! by Pyxidragon2007-07-11 06:09:57
    *serves BAS n breakkers n hugs* by Treehugger2007-07-11 06:20:39
      Not really. by Pyxidragon2007-07-11 06:29:24
  Ehhhh. *yawn* by esbita2007-07-11 06:01:14
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-07-11 06:20:07
      Thanks. by esbita2007-07-11 07:03:48
  hi, all! by postaljohn2007-07-11 04:19:56
    *serves usual* by Treehugger2007-07-11 04:42:28
      Woah! Grandson! Congrats! by Treehugger2007-07-11 04:43:22
        and, by postaljohn2007-07-11 04:45:49
  Good morning by vectorz2007-07-11 02:07:41
    *Sends supplies of GAP to artillery batallions* by Treehugger2007-07-11 02:17:32
  Thank the Gods for it is Friday ! by Cokish2007-07-11 01:13:42
    I believe you're out of temporal sync with by Treehugger2007-07-11 01:16:34
      at 17:00pm I will ... by Cokish2007-07-11 02:00:00
        gah. by Treehugger2007-07-11 02:05:26
          Don't you work in an academic environment also? by Cokish2007-07-11 02:21:14
            That part is true by Treehugger2007-07-11 02:23:12
              I need some zombie time by Cokish2007-07-11 02:26:46
  *steels herself* by syren2007-07-11 01:11:43
    *serves ration of tea and toast* by Treehugger2007-07-11 01:13:40
      *snaps to attention* by syren2007-07-11 01:15:03
        *giggles at posture* by Treehugger2007-07-11 01:15:59
  Yep! *readies arms* Attaaaaack! by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 01:07:51
    Huzzah! *serves GAP for the brave* by Treehugger2007-07-11 01:09:11
      *blows trumpet* Victory! *tastes GAP o' braveness* by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 01:17:16
        The battle may be won, but not the war by Treehugger2007-07-11 01:18:59
          Ha! We don't give way a single second. by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 01:30:02
            Hmm. *examines inteligence reports* by Treehugger2007-07-11 01:34:56
              *cunningly interrupts supplies for afternoon* by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 01:52:10
                Good work. by Treehugger2007-07-11 02:04:56
                  *prepares attack* by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 02:38:55
                    *whispers* by Treehugger2007-07-11 02:47:30
                      What? *pricks up ears* Ahhh... by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 03:03:59
                        Huzzah! *Hands out more medals* by Treehugger2007-07-11 03:09:42
                          Now where do I put these? by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 03:28:11
  *shuffles in* by afterburner2007-07-11 01:04:50
    *serves BAS and sandwich* by Treehugger2007-07-11 01:08:36
      *reluctantly takes over the couch* by afterburner2007-07-11 01:35:26
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-07-11 01:00:03
darn, I need a hug... by hnt2007-07-11 00:56:05
  This whine is perfect! Sell it to S. Adams! by Bertram2007-07-11 03:56:56
  {{hnt}} by Stormkitten2007-07-11 00:59:43
    \o/ by hnt2007-07-11 01:18:54
    Actually if you have a good project leader by Spisefisken2007-07-11 01:04:01
      i know... by hnt2007-07-11 01:09:26
  {{{hnt}}} by jaqie2007-07-11 00:58:04
    \o/ by hnt2007-07-11 01:15:08
W00T! \o/ I might have a job \o/ W00T! by hieraco2007-07-11 00:48:01
  cOOL by oedlan2007-07-11 03:25:03
  *gaat duimendraaien voor hieraco* (n/t) by inkey2007-07-11 01:57:12
  What's it about? by klar_at_work2007-07-11 01:14:14
  Good luck! (n/t) by manxmania2007-07-11 00:59:14
  Luck ! (n/t) by chichiwawa2007-07-11 00:54:05
    Whoa, long time no see. (n/t) by afterburner2007-07-11 01:03:22
  Good luck. (n/t) by afterburner2007-07-11 00:52:59
  My legs are crossed by Spisefisken2007-07-11 00:52:56
    What he said by Northerncoder2007-07-11 01:01:03
      *Offers tin pee-pot to Northerncoder & Spisefisken by hieraco2007-07-11 05:01:49
  break some legs mate! by resc2007-07-11 00:51:45
The Guessing Game - Take 5 by Spisefisken2007-07-11 00:36:44
Need help with linux--ubuntu 6.06 Heeeeelp!! by ihavebigpiranha2007-07-11 00:26:48
  www.magicaljellybean.com/keyfinder.shtml by rhl20002007-07-13 20:54:34
    Aaaah! Wrong THREAD!!! by rhl20002007-07-13 21:23:59
  6.06? holy out of date batman by Freakazoid2007-07-11 11:58:14
  Redetect X stuff: by ttlogic2007-07-11 01:19:52
    thanks for the info by ihavebigpiranha2007-07-11 02:05:39
      No problem by ttlogic2007-07-11 02:18:44
        I am *NOT* trying to start a flame war here by jaqie2007-07-11 02:43:18
          I was using XP by mpicklesimer12007-07-11 06:19:05
          RedHat 6.0 could do that ... by OsteSpiser2007-07-11 05:26:35
          If you compile *everything* into the kernel, won't by sazzer2007-07-11 05:00:00
          Doesn't Windows complain by madjo2007-07-11 04:38:08
            yes, but you can do a repair install and just by ihavebigpiranha2007-07-11 10:06:32
            I think Windows XP might by MatthewDBA2007-07-11 05:09:43
              How about Vista? (n/t) by madjo2007-07-11 05:39:57
                *Please call Microsoft...* by OsteSpiser2007-07-11 06:07:36
          Heh by afterburner2007-07-11 03:21:57
            My SuSE 9.1 survived PII -> AMD k6 by Cokish2007-07-11 03:45:46
              s/k6/k5/ #from TLP by Cokish2007-07-11 05:35:25
  I guess you'd have to install by yaeger2007-07-11 00:30:14
    nonononononono by jaqie2007-07-11 01:01:16
      It's a yes by yaeger2007-07-11 05:26:47
      tried to configure it and it said it wasn't instal by ihavebigpiranha2007-07-11 02:03:57
    yeah, but I'm clueless on how to get it by ihavebigpiranha2007-07-11 00:35:34
The chief obviously hasnt seen Numb3rs, lately. by klar_at_work2007-07-11 00:23:40
Eureka - Season 2 - by SlyW2007-07-11 00:12:50
  In the Cloned wife episode.. by robertltux2007-07-11 05:51:02
    924/B by huitzilopochtli2007-07-11 07:06:03
      I thought it was funny. Still is.... (n/t) by vampire2007-07-11 07:48:26
  spoilery by voxwoman2007-07-11 05:00:17
    More Spoilery by Snate2007-07-11 10:07:51
  I think it's just a return splash... by cptspith2007-07-11 00:29:24
  There's a season 2??? by syren2007-07-11 00:26:05
    And now the bad news: you missed the first ep. by SouthpawPL2007-07-11 08:02:09
  Yes by Snate2007-07-11 00:20:28
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-07-11 00:04:37
  Graphs Updated by geopsychic2007-07-11 18:44:16
Is the Z-Axis in a comic universe by Merfax2007-07-11 00:03:36
  It is pronounced Zed! Zed! Not Zee! (n/t) by shminux2007-07-11 00:08:55
    "We're not here to start an intergalactic kegger." (n/t) by jaqie2007-07-11 01:04:19
    Zee. Zeeeeee. Zeeeeeeeeeeee! by kierthos2007-07-11 00:30:53
      *becomes very sleepy...* (n/t) by OsteSpiser2007-07-11 05:18:12
    Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead! (n/t) by vectorz2007-07-11 00:14:21
      zed zed nine plural zed alpha? (n/t) by madjo2007-07-11 01:12:37
        42! (n/t) by Mad Marty2007-07-11 04:25:38
      We cool? (n/t) by DerSarek2007-07-11 01:05:43
      Zed? Zedicius Zu'l Zoreander? by c3po2007-07-11 00:21:58
        Didn't he call himself Zedd? (n/t) by MedO2007-07-11 02:36:01
          Yeah, but I imagine it sounds the same. :) by rorajoey2007-07-11 03:37:33
        That was... weird... by FST7772007-07-11 02:34:10
        See pulp fiction :) by vectorz2007-07-11 00:54:27
    zee axiz? ziz iz for ze germans only... (n/t) by Klymer2007-07-11 00:13:09
  It is by Northerncoder2007-07-11 00:05:11
    Are you sure it isn't just complex? (n/t) by madjo2007-07-11 01:08:51
      It's both! by Northerncoder2007-07-11 01:21:14
        argh! by madjo2007-07-11 04:40:31
Translations by Nea2007-07-11 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by madjo2007-07-11 05:13:32
    Door MadJo by madjo2007-07-11 05:13:43
      Hoppelepee <LOL> by rikthoff2007-07-11 05:20:19
        heh by MadJo2007-07-11 14:40:37
  deutsch/german tlp (n/t) by c3po2007-07-11 00:08:38
    Swiss german/ Züridütsch by vectorz2007-07-11 00:30:17
    von c3po by c3po2007-07-11 00:13:46
      was aber immer noch nicht den begriff by Klymer2007-07-11 00:14:43
        ja, oder wasadadingdadumdada by c3po2007-07-11 00:20:47
          Seriously! by purplepineapple2007-07-11 05:46:14
            Is bundahoo a word? (n/t) by c3po2007-07-11 06:09:57
          meiner hat heute früh "blmpfda" gesagt... (n/t) by Klymer2007-07-11 00:45:19
            Meine sagt immer "hmmmmbapfft" (n/t) by stoph2007-07-11 01:13:29
            ich würde meinen, das ist die beste Übersetzung by c3po2007-07-11 00:56:28
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02007-07-11 00:00:44
  Question fix: by amp_man2007-07-11 01:53:52
    Yesterday by grmpf2007-07-11 03:17:45
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-07-11 00:00:03
  Smile real big (n/t) by sstacks2007-07-11 15:34:25
  Get back to the website I am working on... by todAnthony2007-07-11 07:32:59
  My first thought would be... by Divide By Zero2007-07-11 06:51:15
  2 quotes come to mind actually... by kc5sdy2007-07-11 06:50:58
  Act as if I were the more intelligent being by stoft2007-07-11 05:48:06
  Backfloat by abb3w2007-07-11 05:14:55
    you wanna swim in the toilet then? (n/t) by madjo2007-07-11 05:41:33
  gaurd my bubbles (n/t) by AshyRaine2007-07-11 04:19:14
  Wave. What else? (n/t) by Bertram2007-07-11 03:59:05
    Tsunami? by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 04:20:29
  Let it in with a friendly welcome gesture. by roger G. rapid2007-07-11 03:54:33
  Look for a place to hide, in case the by rorajoey2007-07-11 03:29:57
  Bob? Bob, Bob, Bob. Bob! (n/t) by smiffy2007-07-11 02:47:31
  Expand to a giant balloon and then explode. by afterburner2007-07-11 02:44:18
  Make "blub" movements with my mouth (n/t) by Treehugger2007-07-11 01:17:58
  Execute plans to try to take over the world by madjo2007-07-11 01:04:43
  Shout "Ach, Crivens! Bigjob g'n be Kebapp!" by aix tom2007-07-11 00:57:50
  *knock back* by vectorz2007-07-11 00:55:21
  Make a blank stare at it by Spisefisken2007-07-11 00:40:39
  Raise an eyebrow at him unimpressed. (n/t) by syren2007-07-11 00:40:35
  Chant: "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftagn!" by wibble2007-07-11 00:39:11
  Squirt "ink." (n/t) by Illiad2007-07-11 00:30:28
    I thought you only had limegreen crayons available by Spisefisken2007-07-11 00:43:09
      Hmmm. I wonder what happened to THE crayon. (n/t) by manxmania2007-07-11 01:06:51
    hey! thats my job! by inkey2007-07-11 00:39:26
  develop lungs - and do that quickly! (n/t) by Klymer2007-07-11 00:15:31
  drown in the air from hypoxia by RunNeoRun2007-07-11 00:04:19
  Swim to the top of the tank and get the food by hieraco2007-07-11 00:01:37
    thank you by inkey2007-07-11 00:42:39
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-07-11 00:00:02
  SCOopeneduptoafishmongerwhenitwasaffordable by ideur2007-07-11 00:01:11
  SCOopeneduptoafishmongerwhenitwasaffordable by hieraco2007-07-11 00:00:53

 

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