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Cartoon for Jun 22, 2007
Strip for Jun 22, 2007
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so, that was stargate, eh? (spoiler?) by voxwoman2007-06-23 07:11:04
repost Job question. OK which job should I take? by joecrouse2007-06-23 06:27:39
Picture of a pelican in flight I took on the way by lab rat2007-06-22 22:54:40
  Just drive careful! by ideur2007-06-22 23:30:43
    So true. (n/t) by lab rat2007-06-22 23:40:49
Remind me never to go 'clubbing' again... by Phoon2007-06-22 22:41:01
  I'm not too fond of it either. by IByte2007-06-23 16:51:33
*Puts Wichita UFies On Notice* by kiwifruit2007-06-22 21:49:06
What did I do to deserve this?! by da-gimp2007-06-22 21:40:38
  Ahh, maybe too much fun 10 years ago ;) (n/t) by SaylorA2007-06-22 21:42:23
    Not this time. by da-gimp2007-06-22 21:43:31
OK which job should I take? by joecrouse2007-06-22 21:26:16
  Dupont - no doubt! (n/t) by SnowStar2007-06-22 22:01:12
  Dupont. (n/t) by rook_mtl2007-06-22 21:27:57
  I'd go with all help desk all the time. Not. by rorajoey2007-06-22 21:27:56
  Dupont (n/t) by SaylorA2007-06-22 21:27:01
Just met my baby neice for the first time. by FNORDer2007-06-22 21:22:44
  be careful what you wish for!! by roadhog2007-06-23 14:51:42
  You already have one! by ag_wyvern2007-06-22 21:25:08
    that would be, one of my own kids. (n/t) by FNORDer2007-06-22 21:31:26
I'm on vacation by SaylorA2007-06-22 21:18:12
  <beavis>He said Teetons! Huh-huh!</Beavis> (n/t) by rook_mtl2007-06-22 21:29:45
    Wow I'm tired, think I should go to bed. by rook_mtl2007-06-22 21:32:33
      Gimme a break, I'm tired. (n/t) by SaylorA2007-06-22 21:41:09
        You're on vacation, not a llowed to be tired! by rook_mtl2007-06-22 21:47:03
          Actually, we were travelling today by SaylorA2007-06-22 21:50:03
            Travelling by car? by rook_mtl2007-06-22 21:59:56
        You aren't the one channeling Beavis! :) by rook_mtl2007-06-22 21:46:12
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-06-22 21:00:02
  This one's for you, kiddo. *raises a glass* by KingOfFools2007-06-22 22:24:33
DTD has changed yet again. Much tougher, IMO. (n/t) by DrDeisel2007-06-22 20:54:59
  bananaphone for you by Freakazoid2007-06-22 21:03:02
My PC now has by notdeadyet2007-06-22 20:34:13
I'm hittin the hay.... by puppyfriend2007-06-22 20:01:35
  "Roll roll roll in the hay! " by Garrinka2007-06-22 20:11:26
    Oh roll me over in the clover by DesertRat662007-06-22 22:18:23
  Don't do it. You'll hurt your fist. (n/t) by lab rat2007-06-22 20:06:55
  nite puppy :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-06-22 20:03:03
  Me too by kyrasantae2007-06-22 20:02:56
Well, that was fun. I really want a house on the by lab rat2007-06-22 19:47:11
  Good for you! (n/t) by puppyfriend2007-06-22 19:47:44
Good Vibes Request. by FNORDer2007-06-22 19:26:30
  *hands luck points to FNORDer* (n/t) by joresgump2007-06-22 22:38:54
  Rah! rah! shish boom bah! go get im tiger :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-06-22 19:56:57
  *sends warm fuzzies* (n/t) by puppyfriend2007-06-22 19:38:04
D4!!!! by AlanTwo2007-06-22 19:26:28
  "Computer over? Virus equals very yes?" by Phoon2007-06-22 22:20:55
    "it's getting eaten... by some Linux or something" (n/t) by Acrisius2007-06-22 23:07:30
  I cleaned one off that had over by puppyfriend2007-06-22 19:28:23
    Amateurs by DesertRat662007-06-22 19:36:34
      Hehe, by lheggland2007-06-22 21:16:30
      A client had something like 160,000 infected files by kahuana2007-06-22 20:18:50
      Can't exactly *nuke* the thing... by AlanTwo2007-06-22 19:44:29
        BTDT by DesertRat662007-06-22 20:04:48
    Hey! stay away from my clients! ;) by JustnCase2007-06-22 19:34:09
  So you charge per file do you? by FNORDer2007-06-22 19:28:13
    No. by AlanTwo2007-06-22 19:32:13
Great quote about the StarCraft2 cinematic trailer by theanomaly2007-06-22 19:09:28
  What is VERY cool :D by SnowStar2007-06-22 21:59:31
eek! talk about an oops moment by Freakazoid2007-06-22 19:05:22
  reminds me of when my friend had 3 days of mp3s by Garrinka2007-06-22 19:14:11
    Acoustic version of "Layla" by AlanTwo2007-06-22 19:28:28
      just gave me goose bumps by puppyfriend2007-06-22 19:39:53
        Try hearing it live by the master.. I have :) by Garrinka2007-06-22 19:42:27
          goose bumps again (n/t) by puppyfriend2007-06-22 19:43:05
            Hmm.. by AlanTwo2007-06-22 19:45:28
              This was many moons ago ..before I went to germany (n/t) by Garrinka2007-06-22 19:46:54
Why do all the interesting threads by toysbfun2007-06-22 19:04:46
  *Makes obligatory Wii friday joke* :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-06-22 19:12:36
Paranoia! by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 18:57:49
  Are you happy, Citizen? (n/t) by kiroh2007-06-22 21:34:12
  Downgrade all the walk-ins to black level, by FNORDer2007-06-22 19:29:25
    Keep your LASER handy. (n/t) by kahuana2007-06-22 20:33:23
  *drops by in spirit* :) by Garrinka2007-06-22 19:00:00
  *pulling out the beakers now* by puppyfriend2007-06-22 18:59:25
Don't ever shop at Wal*Mart on by puppyfriend2007-06-22 18:34:05
  That would explain why... by Phoon2007-06-22 22:30:52
  End of month... by esbita2007-06-22 18:56:04
    Gee remind me not to go the first week! (n/t) by puppyfriend2007-06-22 19:00:19
      Truly a special circle of Hell. by esbita2007-06-22 19:29:08
        LMAO (n/t) by puppyfriend2007-06-22 19:30:02
  or on a sunday night around 8pm by Freakazoid2007-06-22 18:39:33
    ain't it the truth! (n/t) by puppyfriend2007-06-22 18:44:13
  hey typical southern night out :) j/k.. by Garrinka2007-06-22 18:36:44
    Isn't that dinner at Wal-Mart? :P (n/t) by rook_mtl2007-06-22 18:37:44
      *shudder* (n/t) by puppyfriend2007-06-22 18:38:47
    posse all busy tonight. :( (n/t) by puppyfriend2007-06-22 18:37:29
  Don't ever shop at Mal-Wart, period. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-06-22 18:36:35
    Seconded. (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-06-22 19:30:33
      Third'ed by amp_man2007-06-22 20:46:27
    Good point! (n/t) by puppyfriend2007-06-22 18:36:59
SOTM : Jennifer Brown - Two in the morning by Bellator2007-06-22 18:04:22
  SotM: Kittens got claws - Whitesnake by Garrinka2007-06-22 18:22:33
Well, we've got a server, how about a game? by imperito2007-06-22 18:01:58
  Figures. I get home late from work. :( (n/t) by Silverfire2007-06-22 22:13:32
  Aarg... figures by Freakazoid2007-06-22 18:28:54
    Make sure you have the maps too by imrambi2007-06-22 18:36:47
      bleh! well, I know I have the maps by Freakazoid2007-06-22 18:41:22
        aaand the connection's acting like molasses again by Freakazoid2007-06-22 18:44:51
          Sorry, maybe tomorrow (n/t) by imrambi2007-06-22 18:47:22
  I would like to see some targets!! (n/t) by imrambi2007-06-22 18:26:24
  I've got time by ihavebigpiranha2007-06-22 18:19:54
    fantastic by imperito2007-06-22 18:26:09
*sets out box* by themadkansan2007-06-22 17:56:26
  *slams lid closed*... NO DEAL! (n/t) by Phoon2007-06-22 18:09:21
    *shrp* by themadkansan2007-06-22 18:24:30
      *slurp!* by rook_mtl2007-06-22 18:33:55
  **paints button green** by NemoHac2007-06-22 18:00:48
    *flip* by themadkansan2007-06-22 18:04:34
    *walks by carrying another box* by theanomaly2007-06-22 18:02:39
      *Sets loose the curious baby* by rook_mtl2007-06-22 18:04:42
can anyboday explain why microwave burritos by Rogue19712007-06-22 17:32:14
  They don't...not every time, at least. by rorajoey2007-06-22 21:41:03
  I dunno. At least they're not taco bell by lab rat2007-06-22 21:19:06
  *Hangs sign labeled "FOOD" in grey letters above by Garrinka2007-06-22 19:02:25
    Repo Man? Did the end credits scroll down? by kahuana2007-06-22 20:25:54
      cool I forgot if I have it or my ex does .. by Garrinka2007-06-22 20:27:29
        *steals apostrophe* by Freakazoid2007-06-22 20:55:08
  can anybody explain why microwave burritos by kyrasantae2007-06-22 17:34:14
    Seriously? by kahuana2007-06-22 20:30:13
    can anybody explain why microwave burritos by Phoon2007-06-22 17:44:31
      can anybody explain why microwave burritos by puppyfriend2007-06-22 18:36:40
        They're not emo-burritos? (n/t) by Sharku2007-06-22 18:37:47
      Kitty Burrito! :) by Garrinka2007-06-22 18:27:51
  So the middle can stay cold as ice. by skippy-ish_guy2007-06-22 17:33:24
SOTM - Break Stuff by schwing12007-06-22 17:31:52
  I know I have had days like that. (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-06-22 18:31:27
  If my day keeps going this way I just might by Phoon2007-06-22 17:48:34
I suddenly want to popularize the term "Marcus wor by ihope1272007-06-22 16:48:02
Classical Ragtime? :) by Garrinka2007-06-22 16:43:40
  Interesting find a parallel between Stavinsky, .. by Garrinka2007-06-22 17:27:21
  Drat - Real Player. by ChuckAB2007-06-22 16:58:23
    Get RealAlternative then? by themadkansan2007-06-22 17:22:52
    glad I'm not the only despiser of RealPlayer by ihavebigpiranha2007-06-22 17:00:00
      sorry guys didn't think media players would matter by Garrinka2007-06-22 17:16:57
        not a problem :) by ihavebigpiranha2007-06-22 18:15:00
The 10 Most Hated Words on teh IntarWeb by Illiad2007-06-22 15:52:36
  "Wiki" is hated? by ihope1272007-06-22 16:25:11
    I only find it annoying when... by Phoon2007-06-22 16:27:02
      A YouTuber justified that usage two ways: by ihope1272007-06-22 16:30:52
  "Folksonomy"? I refuse to look that up. Ew. by Esteis2007-06-22 16:09:04
    Folk + taxonomy! (n/t) by ihope1272007-06-22 16:31:43
      Not economy? (n/t) by Esteis2007-06-22 16:45:40
        ...Maybe, but "taxonomy" is my guess after seeing by ihope1272007-06-22 16:53:37
Error: Insufficient soup. by kyrasantae2007-06-22 15:43:18
  Thank you for calling our automated soup hotline! by SouthpawPL2007-06-22 16:01:15
  +-+-+ OUT OF CHEESE +-+-+ (n/t) by kahuana2007-06-22 15:52:28
  Error: Dehydrated water. by raptor_872007-06-22 15:45:20
    Didn't Space Quest 1 have dehydrated water? (n/t) by Snate2007-06-22 16:25:44
      That depends... did Steven Wright write it? (n/t) by Phoon2007-06-22 16:27:43
        "...bought some powdered water & didn't know by rorajoey2007-06-22 19:35:37
        And did Arthur Read read it? (n/t) by ihope1272007-06-22 16:59:20
    it might be possible by Nightwind2007-06-22 16:23:17
      It's called by sgrunt2007-06-22 20:37:24
    noo Jamie the mythosbuster :) by Garrinka2007-06-22 15:50:50
*plays AC/DC drinking song*... by Stardust2007-06-22 15:38:40
  Ahh... memories.... by kiroh2007-06-22 21:35:43
  I have been drunk many times because of that song. (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-06-22 18:33:35
It's official. I HATE THE FRENCH. by Tomo2007-06-22 15:37:00
  I take it your fiancee isn't an EU citizen by abaron2007-06-22 15:48:21
    No, she isn't - she's Peruvian. by Tomo2007-06-22 16:07:57
*Lies down on the floor* by Bellator2007-06-22 15:36:52
  *squirts whipped cream on your belly button* by esbita2007-06-22 15:38:45
    *creams you with a whip* by Esteis2007-06-22 15:47:20
      Nota bene. "Happy Friday" is not a verb, and is by Esteis2007-06-22 15:48:26
        *shoves you in the pudding vat* (n/t) by esbita2007-06-22 15:51:42
          *looks for Mennonite followers* by Esteis2007-06-22 16:11:08
            farmer's market's tomorrow :P (n/t) by esbita2007-06-22 16:14:35
              Get me a vat of syrup? *puppy-dog eyes* (n/t) by Esteis2007-06-22 16:34:13
                Fine, fine... (n/t) by esbita2007-06-22 16:35:13
    Crazy... the lot of you... by Bellator2007-06-22 15:46:00
    *wipes whip cream off and scratches belly :) * by Garrinka2007-06-22 15:41:06
      Oh yeah... much better :) by Bellator2007-06-22 15:48:35
Interview was so-so by AlanTwo2007-06-22 15:30:54
  {{{AlanTwo}}} Good luck man (n/t) by puppyfriend2007-06-22 18:35:28
  *sprinkles you with luck dust* by Stardust2007-06-22 15:33:44
    Thanks. by AlanTwo2007-06-22 15:35:08
SotM: Seven bridges road - The Eagles by Garrinka2007-06-22 15:24:56
  Harmony on that song is amazing by AshyRaine2007-06-22 15:32:52
I'm officially off Windows! by sab04032007-06-22 15:24:47
  Taken a look at the mono project, yet? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 15:30:47
    Indeed I have, but by sab04032007-06-22 15:36:28
New version of DesktopTD out today by Freakazoid2007-06-22 15:24:31
SOT-my-head-is-bloody,-but-unbowed-M by Phoon2007-06-22 15:22:34
  SOT-Hey look no faux profanity!-M by ag_wyvern2007-06-22 15:46:06
Off to the beach to celebrate!!! by lab rat2007-06-22 15:04:29
  Belated happy b-day! :) by Garrinka2007-06-22 15:09:42
Warning warning, I have Monday off. So no burning by techi8702007-06-22 14:58:08
  *starts planting charges* by MadJo2007-06-22 15:02:59
    What's really funn is I'm about to leave to go by techi8702007-06-22 15:47:28
Question loosely inspired by Life on Mars. by hadji2007-06-22 14:45:26
  If I'm a cop, I took an oath to enforce the law... by Sterling_Ag2007-06-22 15:03:10
  The evidence goes where the evidence belongs. by shadowsystems2007-06-22 14:58:27
    beat me to it. (n/t) by esbita2007-06-22 15:07:04
      Then the Evil side of me takes over... by shadowsystems2007-06-22 15:22:32
Bravo to Illiad for using Helvetica, not Arial. by kelli2172007-06-22 14:06:17
  Arial is not evil. It is the font of all evil tho' by kahuana2007-06-22 15:37:43
  How can a font be 'evil'? by krikkert2007-06-22 14:19:14
    If you see a font on a by hadji2007-06-22 15:01:10
      That doesn't make the font "evil". by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 15:03:11
    "it's evil because it's affiliated with Microsoft" by theanomaly2007-06-22 14:45:51
    Explanation by analogy by Nath32007-06-22 14:37:55
  Firstly, where does JD use Helvetica? by Didactylos2007-06-22 14:13:22
    The article says that Arial is evil, not ugly. by Nath32007-06-22 14:27:13
      What are your views on... by MadJo2007-06-22 15:06:38
        EVIL! EVIL! by Didactylos2007-06-22 15:15:49
          Oh, what about a party invitation for something by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 15:22:51
            There are better choices. by Didactylos2007-06-22 15:43:16
              Well, in regard to Arial: by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 15:56:21
      Read it again. by Didactylos2007-06-22 14:29:19
        Hmm. Well, in a side-by-side comparison, by Nath32007-06-22 14:41:27
          The R, a and G by Didactylos2007-06-22 14:54:27
            No. Because no typesetter uses MS Word. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 15:00:11
              Isn't that what I said? by Didactylos2007-06-22 15:03:24
                No, it isn't. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 15:06:25
                  Does not parse. by Didactylos2007-06-22 15:13:15
                    Let's get recursive: by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 15:21:50
                      Are you saying by Didactylos2007-06-22 15:36:18
                        Yes, there are. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 15:53:03
                          Screen display makes this even harder. by Didactylos2007-06-22 16:13:37
                            Sans serif on screen by Nath32007-06-22 17:31:59
    In the IM text in the comic. by kelli2172007-06-22 14:23:17
      You can identify a font from that? by Didactylos2007-06-22 14:35:42
      I use Optima... by Anonymous Freak2007-06-22 14:28:28
    I think the point was Arial is a Helvetica by Sterling_Ag2007-06-22 14:16:05
      That's a fallback for Macs by Didactylos2007-06-22 14:26:04
        I'm not saying I agree with the author, by Sterling_Ag2007-06-22 14:35:23
        You're not a professional typographer. by kelli2172007-06-22 14:30:06
          Go on... by Didactylos2007-06-22 14:37:56
            Oh, he uses Arial Black for the strip title block. by kelli2172007-06-22 15:06:58
              He says he doesn't know. by Didactylos2007-06-22 15:18:29
                He looked it up. by Didactylos2007-06-22 15:40:23
                  I would point out that... by kelli2172007-06-22 20:43:25
On Great Wealth: by Illiad2007-06-22 13:40:23
  I become (almost *too*) generous. by Phoon2007-06-22 17:29:24
  Ask me after I come into a lot of money by voxwoman2007-06-22 17:26:09
  My plan upon attaining great wealth: by SouthpawPL2007-06-22 15:38:04
  Answer + threadjack (Attn: Illiad) by Michiel2007-06-22 15:13:33
    threadjack answer: by Illiad2007-06-22 15:35:57
  I think that it removes constraints and you by merlin2007-06-22 14:51:12
    A personality amplifier like alcohol? (n/t) by kahuana2007-06-22 15:44:23
  With Great Wealth, Comes Great Responsibility (n/t by subbywan2007-06-22 14:05:01
    That thought cropped up in my mind, too. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 14:06:13
      Nah. just expand it by subbywan2007-06-22 14:08:03
        Why should I be made *responsible* by postaljohn2007-06-22 14:10:21
          You shouldn't. But you will be anyway. by subbywan2007-06-22 14:12:05
            got that right! (n/t) by postaljohn2007-06-22 14:30:01
            Which is exactly why i discounted that thought. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 14:23:24
            s***** them! by postaljohn2007-06-22 14:15:08
              No but it's good to have a list of causes... by esbita2007-06-22 14:24:27
                I have a few of those, but those are the by postaljohn2007-06-22 14:28:09
                  of course. (n/t) by esbita2007-06-22 14:51:04
  I'd like to think I'd stay the same person. by Sterling_Ag2007-06-22 14:04:39
  I'm already BARELY civil when dealing with BS by SnArL2007-06-22 14:03:12
    I'd like to think by postaljohn2007-06-22 14:06:36
  If i could afford to there are definitely people by jeff_uk2007-06-22 14:00:09
  You can be civil about not putting up with BS. by Sharku2007-06-22 13:58:34
  You kidding? That's the main reason to accumulate by esbita2007-06-22 13:53:35
    In other words... by esbita2007-06-22 13:55:32
  IANALW by talon07202007-06-22 13:47:28
  People who suddenly come into a lot of money by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 13:44:47
  I'd like to think by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 13:43:14
    I hope for that, too. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 13:46:15
      I'd love the chance to find out which way I'd go! (n/t) by josie_beller2007-06-23 12:22:43
Uficle: Dance pad for StepMania by pentium5dot12007-06-22 13:30:48
  Sorry, didn't need to invoke Uficle, right? (n/t) by pentium5dot12007-06-22 15:09:21
So, I read a review on salon.com by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 13:17:49
  Ehhh don't get me started. (n/t) by esbita2007-06-22 16:22:07
I still don't think I'll ride that ride... by SnArL2007-06-22 12:57:55
  Someone said the one in St. Louis is closed. (n/t) by spud312007-06-22 13:05:49
    Yeah, the article? by da-gimp2007-06-22 13:07:27
      Good point. by spud312007-06-22 13:26:25
      Don't taunt the pregnant woman! by VivianC2007-06-22 13:17:27
        Not at all. (n/t) by spud312007-06-22 13:26:43
          Try not to exert yourself too much when you beat by SnArL2007-06-22 13:34:22
      You'll pay for that when you get home. ;) (n/t) by kelli2172007-06-22 13:14:44
Everybody Wang Chung tonight (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-06-22 12:30:53
  And how is Ms. Chung gonna feel by rorajoey2007-06-22 19:37:34
  Everybody have fun tonight (n/t) by hadji2007-06-22 13:03:36
Good vibes needed : by klaranth2007-06-22 12:14:51
  *orients* by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 13:28:12
  *sends good vibes* (n/t) by MadJo2007-06-22 13:19:19
  *vibes* in the general direction of FL by Tyop2007-06-22 12:18:28
  {{{klaranth}}} + by postaljohn2007-06-22 12:15:48
DVD Creation Software recommendations by maceogan2007-06-22 12:14:17
  Sorry. Forgot to add it is for Windows ;-) (n/t) by maceogan2007-06-22 12:40:11
  Will free and easy do? by Fandango2007-06-22 12:20:59
    Cool! by vw_fan172007-06-22 12:41:27
    Hmm. Free is always good. ;-) I'll look at it. ( (n/t) by maceogan2007-06-22 12:22:47
Office mate plays loud music by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 12:14:07
  "I-I-I was told that I could listen to the radio by altordwm2007-06-22 13:13:41
  Taken care of. by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 12:25:20
    So, were they deleted? Or did you keep a copy? (n/t) by Divinar2007-06-22 14:08:33
    *dons tuxedo, walks up to podium with envelope in by talon07202007-06-22 13:06:57
      *walks up to podium* by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 13:26:52
        (Cues scene from "Police Acadamy") by shadowsystems2007-06-22 14:34:29
    That was just downright mean. by hadji2007-06-22 13:04:44
    Hahaha by Bellator2007-06-22 12:39:12
    Darn. I had a great idea. by kelli2172007-06-22 12:29:58
      Ah! Better still! by Arman X2007-06-22 13:09:42
        Where were you an hour ago?!?!? by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 13:25:10
          You can always put the files BACK by SnArL2007-06-22 13:36:03
            Porno soundtrack. :-D (n/t) by hadji2007-06-22 14:05:37
              Oh yes! (n/t) by Esteis2007-06-22 14:41:44
                ^^^ x100 by Sharku2007-06-22 14:50:37
                  Ive got Debbie and Ive got Taboo 2 by joecrouse2007-06-22 21:57:06
                  Yup. Ever seen "Jesus de Montreal"? by Esteis2007-06-22 15:45:20
                    Yawn. I did. by Sharku2007-06-22 18:05:08
                  Heh. by theanomaly2007-06-22 14:53:47
                    I only have the one that's on... by Sharku2007-06-22 18:20:08
            Or... by postaljohn2007-06-22 13:37:47
              Woah there! by SnArL2007-06-22 14:00:12
                Rocky mountain high! (n/t) by joecrouse2007-06-22 21:56:13
                If his cubicle mate is not responding by postaljohn2007-06-22 14:03:24
        That would have been my suggestion. (n/t) by SnArL2007-06-22 13:18:53
    ...my wife wonders why I was suddenly LOL... (n/t) by Tyop2007-06-22 12:27:37
  How much away is the team leader? by Bellator2007-06-22 12:23:38
    Ohhhh, you just gave me an Idea... by Classic_Jon2007-06-22 12:30:12
      Great minds think alike... by Bellator2007-06-22 12:33:28
  Have you tried eating his brain? (n/t) by Imp2007-06-22 12:21:55
    *eats Imp's brains* (n/t) by sgrunt2007-06-22 12:26:53
      *eats sgrunt's brains* by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 12:40:56
        read this morning's Dilbert? (n/t) by postaljohn2007-06-22 12:42:27
          Yeah, but IDG the reference... by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 13:29:37
            Everybody ignores the intern! (n/t) by postaljohn2007-06-22 13:32:33
  Email him bcc manager. Leave "paper" trail. (n/t) by Tyop2007-06-22 12:16:10
    Seconded, and you might want to get one of those by Classic_Jon2007-06-22 12:21:35
  Get a glass of water. Tell him, since you are too by klaranth2007-06-22 12:15:59
  *Lends hactar a death metal cd, big speakers... by Bellator2007-06-22 12:15:38
SOTM : ZZ Top - Woke up with wood by Bellator2007-06-22 12:09:41
Two And A Half Men <3 (n/t) by krikkert2007-06-22 12:01:39
  Big Saumurai and sharp sword? (n/t) by postaljohn2007-06-22 12:08:48
    Two men and a kid. (n/t) by krikkert2007-06-22 12:13:33
What does it mean to be an American? by SnArL2007-06-22 11:55:15
  Why would the FBI be involved in that? by DesertRat662007-06-22 12:31:50
    The FBI is active in corruption cases... by VivianC2007-06-22 13:15:46
    Could be because it's a US company (n/t) by subbywan2007-06-22 12:33:44
  That's it, I'm moving to Mars. (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 12:07:29
    How many of us would, by postaljohn2007-06-22 12:12:20
  dagnab it ! by postaljohn2007-06-22 11:57:45
    There's probably a redirect page in between. (n/t) by Esteis2007-06-22 12:08:19
Atlantis is performing its deorbit burn (n/t) by postaljohn2007-06-22 11:46:22
  And down and stopped OK. (n/t) by kelli2172007-06-22 12:55:26
  They're leaving without me! by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 11:48:28
    No, they are coming back without you. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 13:11:19
      "Hey Guys? by MadJo2007-06-22 13:27:05
        You're farting in such a cramped room? by postaljohn2007-06-22 13:30:48
  good burn! (n/t) by postaljohn2007-06-22 11:48:02
  Mods? by Imp2007-06-22 11:48:02
    Eh? (n/t) by Tyop2007-06-22 12:01:16
      It's ringing but not double posting by cokish2007-06-22 12:02:27
        It's not exactly ringing. by postaljohn2007-06-22 14:16:42
        What I thought too. by Tyop2007-06-22 12:04:24
          We can change that. by cokish2007-06-22 12:06:35
            In the meantime I found out how the by Tyop2007-06-22 12:13:41
            Heh by Imp2007-06-22 12:10:34
              We must keep them sharp by cokish2007-06-22 12:43:09
Attn: All. Thanks for the B-Day wishes. by lab rat2007-06-22 11:29:49
  Hmm, I'll be in Louisiana next weekend, by pecosdave2007-06-22 11:36:09
    I get there occasionally. Sooner or later by lab rat2007-06-22 11:49:16
      I got back from there Monday night, by pecosdave2007-06-22 11:54:03
Atlantis is GO for Deorbit Burn! by PsychoI3oy2007-06-22 11:24:21
  Friday phrase of the day by emlaabs2007-06-22 12:11:06
  40 minutes to touchdown by PsychoI3oy2007-06-22 12:10:49
    30 minutes to touchdown by PsychoI3oy2007-06-22 12:21:39
      20 minutes to touchdown by PsychoI3oy2007-06-22 12:31:09
        contact reestablished! (n/t) by postaljohn2007-06-22 12:40:27
        11 minutes to touchdown by PsychoI3oy2007-06-22 12:40:22
          Wheelstop! by PsychoI3oy2007-06-22 12:53:09
          Touchdown ? (n/t) by cokish2007-06-22 12:50:40
            Touchdown (n/t) by emlaabs2007-06-22 12:53:03
              Will the crew go for the extra point? (n/t) by SnArL2007-06-22 13:22:46
              12:49:39 local/UF time by PsychoI3oy2007-06-22 12:57:45
          Grr.. and of course now is when the video stream by Sterling_Ag2007-06-22 12:41:45
            thousands of people around the world are watching by PsychoI3oy2007-06-22 12:44:57
              That's what I'm trying to use too.. by Sterling_Ag2007-06-22 12:47:39
                I use(d) NASA's mms stream by MadJo2007-06-22 13:00:35
                  s/theught/thought (n/t) by MadJo2007-06-22 13:00:59
  BTW, the tank issues are old news. by pecosdave2007-06-22 11:41:05
  Danbit, Danbit, Danbit! I can't leave work! by SouthpawPL2007-06-22 11:34:34
    I used to live about an hour from Edwards by DesertRat662007-06-22 11:36:35
  Thanks for the update, by pecosdave2007-06-22 11:26:12
    Landing Blog by PsychoI3oy2007-06-22 11:28:37
      It's not so much not knowing about them, by pecosdave2007-06-22 11:34:55
Ordnance-Corner For UFies by DesertRat662007-06-22 11:15:36
  So, ballistics question. by krikkert2007-06-22 14:09:56
    Depends on several factors by DesertRat662007-06-22 14:52:08
    Considering most bullets are made of nonferrous by Classic_Jon2007-06-22 14:32:51
  Woman forced to shoot ex-husband in self-defense by DesertRat662007-06-22 11:33:12
  A story of a gun stolen, buried and recovered by DesertRat662007-06-22 11:30:00
    That is a great story on many levels :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-06-22 11:44:22
  Here's a neat game by DesertRat662007-06-22 11:27:20
  Home invaders repelled by resident with an AK-47 by DesertRat662007-06-22 11:19:18
    I am glad that they are all alright and that by Classic_Jon2007-06-22 11:38:11
    Some other people might be repelled too by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 11:20:39
      But that would be THEIR problem.... (n/t) by jsr2007-06-22 12:33:20
        Indeed. by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 12:36:08
          Or by jsr2007-06-22 12:37:41
  BOTW by DesertRat662007-06-22 11:17:05
    ... Recoil? (n/t) by krikkert2007-06-22 11:25:38
    The second thing to cross my mind by pecosdave2007-06-22 11:20:07
      Well you see we were by DesertRat662007-06-22 11:34:50
If I put PC3200 ram into a machine that can only by Arman X2007-06-22 11:12:01
  Occasionally underclocking by Silverfire2007-06-22 22:20:08
  What does it say about me that I read by Rogue19712007-06-22 14:42:36
  Most likely will work by MikeCDN2007-06-22 12:31:12
  it *should* work by Freakazoid2007-06-22 11:15:34
    No, they'll only return an exact match by hobbs2007-06-22 11:48:49
  It should work, yes. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-06-22 11:14:29
Need database conversion help by imrambi2007-06-22 11:02:20
  use by tesla_koil2007-06-22 11:20:31
    Beat you by 2 minutes. :) (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2007-06-22 11:22:13
      saw it to late. by tesla_koil2007-06-22 11:43:51
  How about this one from the MySQL folks by Sterling_Ag2007-06-22 11:18:48
    Thanks by imrambi2007-06-22 11:43:06
  Is there an ODBC driver available for mysql? by merlin2007-06-22 11:18:24
    Yes there is. by merlin2007-06-22 11:19:12
  How complex is it? by chrisP2007-06-22 11:13:38
    data structures at least, values would be by imrambi2007-06-22 11:18:58
      Queries? (n/t) by chrisP2007-06-22 11:23:44
    Oh, and you might want to look by chrisP2007-06-22 11:18:47
    Best bet: by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 11:18:39
      Oh, you can. There's always the upsize wizard. by chrisP2007-06-22 11:22:50
        I know - I've had to do it. by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 11:25:47
          And then there's how you have to "quote" date by merlin2007-06-22 11:30:08
            Don't get me started by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 11:36:13
              Ah, yes. Helpful error messages. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 11:41:07
  IIRC, by krikkert2007-06-22 11:04:02
    not that I see by Freakazoid2007-06-22 11:13:22
      another idea: doing it via ODBC by Freakazoid2007-06-22 11:17:00
        Like the MySQL ODBC connector? by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 11:18:45
          Heh, looks like we all had the same idea (n/t) by merlin2007-06-22 11:20:15
    Not that I see (n/t) by imrambi2007-06-22 11:12:08
OK, here you go but be gentle with it. by Danu2007-06-22 10:51:32
Paging Dr. Jones...Dr. Indiana Jones by SnArL2007-06-22 10:35:35
  Doctor Jones, Jones, by Esteis2007-06-22 11:59:01
    Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard <three stooges> (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-06-22 12:22:46
      Like a surgeon, cutting for the very first time... (n/t) by Phoon2007-06-22 17:23:56
        Here's a waiver for you to sign.. (n/t) by rorajoey2007-06-22 19:42:00
  Nah. The grail is in the Schubert Theater by voxwoman2007-06-22 11:03:20
    D 10 ;-P by saminz2007-06-22 11:51:38
    :D (n/t) by SnArL2007-06-22 11:05:46
Anybody know of a trustworthy web developer by TrogL2007-06-22 10:19:03
Someone at Shaw Cable is going to die, oh yes by MikeCDN2007-06-22 10:17:52
  you do know tere are ways of fixing that "problem" by robertltux2007-06-22 14:27:42
  Commication from Cable Box to Mother Ship by apenzott2007-06-22 11:36:22
Want to build rocket ships for a living? by Illiad2007-06-22 10:15:41
  Yes, but do we have any machinists here? =/ (n/t) by raptor_872007-06-22 10:20:28
    Only minor machining by DesertRat662007-06-22 10:35:41
  Yes! by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 10:20:26
Surfing Rats?!?! by Snate2007-06-22 09:54:36
  It looks like they're being pulled by a string by cokish2007-06-22 12:00:40
  Thanks. :-) (n/t) by lab rat2007-06-22 11:15:13
  No, those are rats by SnArL2007-06-22 10:51:32
    Rats have tails to tell? (n/t) by kahuana2007-06-22 15:33:36
I just saw a Friday gold-mine. by esbita2007-06-22 09:49:20
  *eyes pudding vat* by AlanTwo2007-06-22 15:34:04
  *squirts rude graffiti on the sidewalks* by esbita2007-06-22 10:49:40
  *targets esbita with the cheesecake gatling gun* by SnArL2007-06-22 10:11:40
    cheesecake really DOES go straight to the hips (n/t) by esbita2007-06-22 10:38:33
      So? We'll still lick it off. :D (n/t) by Esteis2007-06-22 12:09:57
      Yeah, but it's SO tasty! (n/t) by SnArL2007-06-22 10:43:15
  *chases esbita with a pudding-maker* (n/t) by krikkert2007-06-22 09:54:52
    *chases krikkert with custard balloons* (n/t) by Esteis2007-06-22 10:04:33
  *chases esbita waving a wad of $20's* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 09:53:28
    *changes wad of 20's into bigger wad of $1s* by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:57:46
      *rescues esbita, removes wad of $1s, and give her by Snate2007-06-22 09:59:59
        Of course. Fresh from the printing press. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:02:21
          *shakes can of Redi-Whip* by esbita2007-06-22 10:05:40
            *ignores the distraction, and captures 'bita by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:07:29
              *squirms against bonds* by esbita2007-06-22 10:10:03
                *drags esbita into a room* by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:12:29
                  *unlocks door* by esbita2007-06-22 10:37:54
                  *thinks things might be going a wee bit too far* ( (n/t) by Snate2007-06-22 10:17:55
                    Yeah I'm claustrophobic... by esbita2007-06-22 10:45:55
                    *eats Snate's brains* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 10:18:27
                      mmmm, peace (n/t) by Snate2007-06-22 10:19:41
                        lol :D (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 10:21:42
                  *calls in artillery bombardment* by krikkert2007-06-22 10:16:47
                    *measures wind* by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:20:00
              *LARTs CynicalRyan, runs off with esbita in tow* ( (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 10:09:41
                *drops Alpha Complex Municipal Handbook by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:14:01
                  *clone hactar 1fc1 approaches* by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 10:16:38
                    *shoves hactar into food vat* by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:18:54
                      ROFL I give! I give! :D (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 10:19:37
Paranoia tonight at my house! by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 09:36:12
  Da Tovarisch! by Fnord_Hero2007-06-22 10:52:02
  Make sure to protect the Computer's assets! (n/t) by sstacks2007-06-22 09:51:57
  How far are you from Easton, PA? by RetiQlum22007-06-22 09:39:33
    I'm in Lexington, KY... (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 09:50:08
      Crudmonkey! by RetiQlum22007-06-22 09:59:37
        *That* would be an awesome UFie meet! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 10:08:55
          I'd be game. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:16:25
            One night, (x) number of UFies... by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 10:21:17
              Pay me the airfare, and I'll make your life by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:22:16
                Why would I want to pay for pain? :) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 10:23:24
                  Cuz I'm good at inflicting it? :P by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:24:43
  Ooooh, I'm jealous! (n/t) by Stuka2007-06-22 09:39:29
  Remember: Fun is mandatory, citizen! (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:38:45
    OMG! CYNICALRYAN IS FROWNING! by RetiQlum22007-06-22 09:40:55
      *zapzapzap* by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:45:38
        *zaps CynicalRyan* by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 09:51:41
          *zaps hactar* by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:55:54
            CynicalRyan, please report to friend Computer. by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 10:07:44
              With enthusiasm! by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:11:23
                *zaps CynicalRyan* by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 10:14:33
                  *vaporizes hactar* by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:15:39
                    *implodes CynicalRyan* by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 10:17:49
                      *calls in a WarBot Mark VIIII (R&D Edition) by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:21:28
                        *runs outside fastly* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 10:22:16
                          *hactar runs into R&D's experimental by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:23:40
                            *screams in frustration* by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 10:26:11
                              Well, if you had just admitted to your crimes.. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:28:42
                                Where is the loyalty officer? by Fnord_Hero2007-06-22 10:54:18
                                Well, he *is* the loyalty officer. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:56:45
                                *ZAP ZAP ZAP*! (n/t) by ParityBit2007-06-22 13:11:16
Poor, poor Nodwick by klaranth2007-06-22 09:26:38
Is anyone here familiar with axis2 and struts2? by astro-g2007-06-22 09:23:51
Now where should I be buying this? by Menetlaus2007-06-22 09:21:28
LIVING ROOM by hadji2007-06-22 08:58:29
  play solitaire with deck of cards (n/t) by rorajoey2007-06-22 19:55:19
  patch the computer (n/t) by ParityBit2007-06-22 15:05:42
  Oops by DesertRat662007-06-22 10:47:55
    The police respond to the silent alarm. by merlin2007-06-22 11:31:36
      More like by DesertRat662007-06-22 11:41:49
        But this is -virtual- reality :) (n/t) by merlin2007-06-22 12:05:37
  Move the computer to the office and continue worki by voxwoman2007-06-22 10:28:25
    The computer blue screens. by hadji2007-06-22 13:58:43
      so it's YOUR fault!!!!!1111 by voxwoman2007-06-22 17:11:16
  Logs in via backdoor by ttlogic2007-06-22 10:11:47
    The computer blue screens. by sgrunt2007-06-22 11:29:34
  > reboot and look at BIOS (n/t) by sstacks2007-06-22 09:53:22
    You find no BIOS. by hadji2007-06-22 14:02:59
  win+pause by raptor_872007-06-22 09:39:20
  Starts up IE and browses to UF (n/t) by aix tom2007-06-22 09:26:34
    > You see a TLP about a desktop with games. (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 09:32:19
      Post "Starts up IE and browses to UF" under it by aix tom2007-06-22 09:46:46
        > The universe collapses. You are dead. (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 09:49:38
  AMFV! by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 09:24:48
  Whoa, I just read about AMFV. by Snate2007-06-22 09:22:14
    >AMFV just read about you. Now it's armed. (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 09:32:46
  Okay, I gotta get back to work now. by hadji2007-06-22 09:18:41
    > You see a login prompt. (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 09:31:45
  > Turn off the computer. Go for a walk. by merlin2007-06-22 09:11:36
    You walk outside and see by hadji2007-06-22 09:14:04
      I speak to the large blue screen. (n/t) by merlin2007-06-22 09:17:02
        The large blue screen seems to respond with by hadji2007-06-22 09:17:53
          I look for the birds. (n/t) by merlin2007-06-22 10:10:54
            The birds are flying above you and by hadji2007-06-22 10:20:20
              I chase the birds. (n/t) by merlin2007-06-22 11:15:31
                You run into tree trunk. by hadji2007-06-22 12:43:38
                  I bark up the tree. (n/t) by merlin2007-06-22 13:26:29
                    The tree pees on you. by hadji2007-06-22 13:57:19
  > search desk by sgrunt2007-06-22 09:08:09
    The desk slaps your for groping it. by hadji2007-06-22 09:11:30
      > ask desk about CDs (n/t) by sgrunt2007-06-22 09:13:46
        "My interest rates are the best you'll find!" by hadji2007-06-22 09:14:57
          > i (n/t) by sgrunt2007-06-22 09:18:46
            You are not carrying anything. (n/t) by hadji2007-06-22 14:01:37
          *bwahahahahahahhaha* (n/t) by merlin2007-06-22 09:16:16
  Minesweeper :-P (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 09:08:03
    Your house explodes. by hadji2007-06-22 09:10:54
      Darn! by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 09:14:08
        You try to walk to the library, but find that by hadji2007-06-22 09:16:20
          I >_ the screen right back. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 09:18:17
  > AMFV (n/t) by Esteis2007-06-22 09:03:10
    You have several hours of fun and enjoyment. by hadji2007-06-22 09:06:20
      del /f /s C:\* (n/t) by Esteis2007-06-22 09:09:27
        Bad command or filename. by hadji2007-06-22 09:12:26
          rm -rf / (n/t) by Esteis2007-06-22 09:22:51
            Bad command or filename by hadji2007-06-22 14:00:37
              Wishbringer by Esteis2007-06-22 14:38:07
                You're standing outside the post office. by hadji2007-06-22 14:48:59
                  I'm mixing my fictions. :-( by hadji2007-06-22 14:58:03
  Install Diablo II or Red Alert 2 by PsychoI3oy2007-06-22 09:00:01
    The computer blue screens. by hadji2007-06-22 09:01:54
      Login: by Sharku2007-06-22 09:02:43
        The computer blue screens. by hadji2007-06-22 09:03:33
          Curse at the computer. (n/t) by Sharku2007-06-22 09:06:04
            You see your reflection in the monitor, by hadji2007-06-22 09:07:56
              Challenge the computer to a staring contest. (n/t) by Sharku2007-06-22 09:09:41
                The computer blue screens. by hadji2007-06-22 09:17:09
                  boot ubuntu live cd (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-06-22 11:45:13
                    You are sued by Microsoft. by hadji2007-06-22 13:59:06
                Contests can stare now? by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 09:16:09
Anyone know how to contact documenters of Apache? by altordwm2007-06-22 08:53:11
  So *that*'s my problem! by bwkaz2007-06-22 14:57:55
  Submit a bug report by rfrovarp2007-06-22 09:02:55
    Thanks, bug submitted (n/t) by altordwm2007-06-22 09:30:45
  Heh, helps if I close the quotes by altordwm2007-06-22 08:53:57
It might be Friday, but that's not why (rant) by sgrunt2007-06-22 08:17:01
Ooh ooh ooh! by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 08:16:31
Happy Birthday, Lab_rat! by hadji2007-06-22 08:16:31
  Happy Birthday! Got any adventures planned? by morenna2007-06-22 10:23:39
    thanks! No, but skydivng is on my list of things by lab rat2007-06-22 11:19:21
      It's like falling off a log. by hadji2007-06-22 14:08:20
  Happy latest solar orbit, LabRat! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 09:28:28
    Thanks. (n/t) by lab rat2007-06-22 11:20:16
  So . . . we just keep addding TLPs by Esteis2007-06-22 09:05:35
  Want me to tell you how old she is? by RetiQlum22007-06-22 08:41:00
  Conga Rats :-) (n/t) by Snate2007-06-22 08:32:39
Science is insufficient to explain the origin of by hadji2007-06-22 08:13:56
  Let me refine my last point a little bit. by hadji2007-06-22 11:07:42
    Science can (and quite possibly will) by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 11:11:46
      Meaningless within the frame of science, yes. by vetitice2007-06-22 12:16:25
  Thanks. by Aon2007-06-22 09:49:56
    Glad to be of service. :-) (n/t) by hadji2007-06-22 09:54:36
  I'm not uncomfortable uncertainty. by tallastro2007-06-22 09:37:09
    ironically, I've discovered it's the opposite by subbywan2007-06-22 09:45:18
      I'm not sure acceptance of the other camp's ideas by tallastro2007-06-22 10:37:01
    insert 'with' into subject (n/t) by tallastro2007-06-22 09:38:01
  The further you go into science... by RetiQlum22007-06-22 09:03:53
  "philosophy of religion" by subbywan2007-06-22 09:03:32
  Heisenberg nailed that general concept on the head by jdelphiki2007-06-22 09:02:46
  I agree with your last paragraph by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 08:20:07
    While the big bang theory is not perfect, by hadji2007-06-22 08:27:21
      You're assuming that it was caused. by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 08:30:21
        That's my whole point here. by hadji2007-06-22 08:43:13
          That, or find proof that a god exists. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 08:51:20
            Good idea. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 09:09:41
              It has? by krikkert2007-06-22 09:28:56
                Yes, it has. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 09:38:10
                  I agree with you by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 09:41:36
                Are you saying that a proof of whether or not by hadji2007-06-22 09:33:13
                  At this time, by krikkert2007-06-22 09:45:37
                    You sound like a lawyer. by hadji2007-06-22 09:53:26
                      Not really. by vetitice2007-06-22 09:58:57
                        Not unless by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 10:05:13
                      Nope. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 09:57:33
                      Tigers don't change their stripes. by krikkert2007-06-22 09:56:14
                        Not sure what you mean about the Tigers in this by hadji2007-06-22 10:03:43
                          The tigers part was a response to the lawyer part. by krikkert2007-06-22 10:07:13
                            Yeah, I got that it was a response the the lawyer by hadji2007-06-22 10:10:48
                              Might've been in a previous life. by krikkert2007-06-22 10:14:12
                    I have one such premise by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 09:49:24
                      Some folks would not believe ... by robertltux2007-06-22 12:01:59
                        Why would you have to be God to prove by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 12:04:24
                It was by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 09:29:54
              Has it? by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 09:17:16
              It is possible to prove anything in philosophy. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:13:06
                Is it? by RetiQlum22007-06-22 09:16:18
                  Others did that better than me. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:22:02
                    Debunked a hundred years ago. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 09:30:10
        The law of cause and effect? by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 08:31:41
          Incorrect. Endpoints/edge phenomena. by skern2007-06-22 10:39:19
          Refine the definition of "cause and effect". by FarSeeker2007-06-22 10:26:06
            There *is* a difference by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 10:32:39
          Can't be proven. by krikkert2007-06-22 09:27:58
          What's to say it's not? by sazzer2007-06-22 08:33:36
            Because, so far, it worked. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 08:37:49
  Consider what Science is about by aix tom2007-06-22 08:19:43
    Not true. by hadji2007-06-22 08:24:10
      Well, I would consider that .... by aix tom2007-06-22 08:33:52
        Lots of peoplel do that. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 09:13:15
    the "Faith Department" by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 08:21:02
Happy Birthday LabRat! by RetiQlum22007-06-22 08:11:25
  Hmm, which thread to choose? by Sharku2007-06-22 09:20:00
    Mine of course! Dumbarse! by RetiQlum22007-06-22 09:51:43
      ATTN all: we have something new to blame on Reti.. by Sharku2007-06-22 12:53:23
  Happy b-day LabRat.. by Classic_Jon2007-06-22 09:15:43
  ZOMG HAPPY BIRFDAYS! by SnArL2007-06-22 08:30:00
    *smacks you on the nose* by RetiQlum22007-06-22 08:39:12
      Did you get the firemen to hide in the cake? by SnArL2007-06-22 09:26:41
        You are too funny. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 09:45:42
          I'm just sayin... by SnArL2007-06-22 10:21:32
            Not a bad idea. (n/t) by lab rat2007-06-22 11:23:59
  So, you want to keep us from saving her? :P by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 08:13:28
    Save her from herself? by RetiQlum22007-06-22 08:28:35
      Yeah, but now we can blame you for by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 08:39:39
        Because anytime she gets hurt... by RetiQlum22007-06-22 08:44:42
          on the subject of Know when to foldem by robertltux2007-06-22 12:08:17
            The Gambler by Kenny Rogers (n/t) by emlaabs2007-06-22 13:40:51
          Yeah, you have to work on your bluffing, though. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 08:50:15
Belief, And Patriotism by DesertRat662007-06-22 08:06:26
  He doesn't really talk about patriotism, does he? by Esteis2007-06-22 08:54:41
  Interesting. by lheggland2007-06-22 08:40:19
    What's so special about the Iron Brigade? by Esteis2007-06-22 08:49:01
      Just that I'm from Wisconsin, by lheggland2007-06-22 09:34:29
        Ah, it makes sense, then. (n/t) by Esteis2007-06-22 09:37:46
      One phrase: by RetiQlum22007-06-22 08:55:24
        Oh, okay, a re-institution of local regiments. by Esteis2007-06-22 08:59:08
  I am not a patriot. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 08:37:02
    What about creeping incrementalism? by kelli2172007-06-22 11:09:55
Attn: lab_rat by DesertRat662007-06-22 08:01:07
  Happy Birthday! by VivianC2007-06-22 08:11:12
    Or could it be that by sgrunt2007-06-22 08:26:07
"Freeganism" - environmentalists, or hypocrites? by esbita2007-06-22 07:41:50
  thoreau? who ate dinner and did laundry by unjust2007-06-22 13:28:08
  Off to lunch. by esbita2007-06-22 08:59:28
    "The pain and suffering of others make a perfect by SnArL2007-06-22 10:09:30
    Bait, bait — but I won't bite. :P by Esteis2007-06-22 09:04:30
      They've got vegetarian options. by esbita2007-06-22 09:45:12
        And all that to make me feel better? Wow! ;-) (n/t) by Esteis2007-06-22 10:03:29
          No, not really. ;) by esbita2007-06-22 10:08:32
      *bite* (n/t) by krikkert2007-06-22 09:31:09
  Nothing wrong with a little dumpster diving. by lheggland2007-06-22 08:05:46
    As with all food, just be selective by stibbons2007-06-22 09:55:52
  I read that this morning. by spud312007-06-22 08:03:23
    Actually, they are as capitalist as it gets. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 08:04:46
      You forget opportunity cost. by esbita2007-06-22 08:08:31
        Well, they probably feel entitled to live this way by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 08:10:43
          Stupid entitlement bums by calcrazy2007-06-22 09:47:29
            Read the article, will you? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:51:12
  I didn't have time to read the entire article by voxwoman2007-06-22 07:59:33
    Exactly. by esbita2007-06-22 08:03:10
      When I moved out on my own, I furnished my by spud312007-06-22 08:06:31
        I can admit to that. by joecrouse2007-06-22 22:09:56
        Cheap B5es With No Shame? :P (n/t) by esbita2007-06-22 08:09:55
          Sign me up! by etwas_egal2007-06-22 11:38:09
            I can't wait to get rid of all the crap by voxwoman2007-06-22 12:06:50
              Take the pain t and mix it with kitty litter by joecrouse2007-06-22 22:11:29
          That's perfect!!! (n/t) by spud312007-06-22 08:25:04
      To get the moral high ground. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 08:05:30
  Fortunately not all such by Aon2007-06-22 07:53:15
    for Google see Google images... by Aon2007-06-22 07:59:50
      Or smokey mountain + Manila. (n/t) by Esteis2007-06-22 08:02:35
        Heck, in some places there's a *union...* by esbita2007-06-22 08:05:01
          Asia? Try South America. by Aon2007-06-22 08:12:05
            Try Puebla, Mexico. by esbita2007-06-22 08:14:09
              So, if you're happy that people live in poverty... by Aon2007-06-22 08:19:20
                I am confused by rdarsey2007-06-22 09:08:51
                  That's true. by Aon2007-06-22 09:14:48
                    The choice of lifestyle by rdarsey2007-06-22 09:19:55
                      Moral superiority by Aon2007-06-22 09:23:41
                        I know it's a late post by rdarsey2007-06-22 13:51:22
                        Can you, with quotes from the article esbita by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:29:02
                          Quote from TLP (n/t) by Aon2007-06-22 09:34:14
                            Do we have to explain to you the difference by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:39:58
                              No by Aon2007-06-22 09:55:12
                                no knowledge of history...unwilling to read... by esbita2007-06-22 10:01:17
                                a moral vegetarian? by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 10:03:56
                                Nanny Ogg might give input on that. by esbita2007-06-22 10:06:54
                                Mistress Weatherwax would look sternly by Aon2007-06-22 10:10:55
                                eats live plants :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-06-22 10:04:38
                                I don't think the objection by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 10:01:11
                                Or could it be that the NYT by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 10:05:34
                                Perhaps the poster doesn't care if NYT by subbywan2007-06-22 09:58:15
                                "A chip on the shoulder usually indicates a block by SnArL2007-06-22 10:01:26
                                Oh, i totally agree. by subbywan2007-06-22 10:06:24
                *pats you on the head* by esbita2007-06-22 08:25:48
                  Well, tough. by Aon2007-06-22 08:31:30
                    Hrm ... as a 40-something owner by subbywan2007-06-22 08:40:29
                      and the differance is? (n/t) by Aon2007-06-22 08:44:58
                        You're honestly asking what the difference by subbywan2007-06-22 08:50:45
                          No. Seen it, by Aon2007-06-22 09:11:43
                            What the hell are you talking about? by SnArL2007-06-22 09:59:16
                              Sorry, but PFB by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 10:02:39
                                Yeah, well I'm an a3hole by SnArL2007-06-22 10:07:00
                                foreign concept error by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 10:10:36
                                *HUGS* by esbita2007-06-22 10:07:28
                            And that has what to do with this article? (n/t) by subbywan2007-06-22 09:13:57
                              Iraqi widows by Aon2007-06-22 09:16:01
                                Nice to have the freedom to choose by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:18:30
                                Again, what do Iraqi widows have to do with this by subbywan2007-06-22 09:18:08
                        (Sp) difference (n/t) by Aon2007-06-22 08:45:43
                    Should know better than to move goalposts, then. by esbita2007-06-22 08:35:58
                      So, Iraqi widows are Ok? by Aon2007-06-22 08:43:26
                        Putting words in my mouth. Nice. by esbita2007-06-22 08:52:19
                          Unfortunately only 40-something by Aon2007-06-22 09:08:56
                            Going out on a limp here: by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:25:46
                              This would be the "Freedom Revolution"? by Aon2007-06-22 09:33:01
                                Tell me one thing: by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:38:06
                                Bona ad hominem by Aon2007-06-22 09:47:12
                        I suggest: by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 08:49:08
                          Quite happy to ask by Aon2007-06-22 09:06:05
                            Wait, so you're having an argument, *without* by subbywan2007-06-22 09:13:37
                              Inviting fire by Aon2007-06-22 09:18:17
                                And, if you'd read the article, you'd understand by subbywan2007-06-22 09:22:06
                                Iraqi Widows Ok. USians Bad. (n/t) by Aon2007-06-22 09:27:45
                                Proof? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:31:20
                                Proof-by-idiocy. (n/t) by krikkert2007-06-22 09:38:37
                                Calm down, guys. Breathe deep by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 09:45:00
                                When I calm down by breathing deep.. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:53:15
                                He aslo started a war by Aon2007-06-22 09:20:35
                                Great. So you're just like Bush by subbywan2007-06-22 09:21:16
                                When Clinton lied, no-one died. by Aon2007-06-22 09:26:40
                                Now THAT's comedy. </Slappy Squirrel> (n/t) by esbita2007-06-22 09:57:07
                                CR, I think we should stop feeding the troll by subbywan2007-06-22 09:33:36
                                True, that. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:44:11
                                Yes. It's useless to reason with the disgruntled. by subbywan2007-06-22 09:50:33
                                And I'm not grown up enough to let stuff like that by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:52:18
                                Can you back up the claims regarding the TLP? (n/t by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:30:48
                                And in what relation are they to the article? (n/t by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 09:19:48
                    Put your money where your mouth is. by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 08:35:53
                      East L.A? by etwas_egal2007-06-22 11:15:20
                      Need some clarification by Aon2007-06-22 08:39:21
                        Pink Fluffy Bunny. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-22 08:40:31
                          Good call (N/T) by Aon2007-06-22 08:44:15
                you forgot the by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 08:23:06
                  Excessive sarcasm tag??? by Aon2007-06-22 08:25:30
Quick, need a graphic for a business card by SnappingTurtle2007-06-22 07:33:57
  Got it! Thanks for the help! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2007-06-22 08:03:59
ATTN: Retiqlum2 by merlin2007-06-22 07:27:04
  Wait, you asked about his opinion on Chasidism. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 07:53:52
    I'm not that far into it, but right now his main by merlin2007-06-22 08:02:01
      The main character was going against... by RetiQlum22007-06-22 08:23:15
        That's not actually all that different by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 08:25:35
  I have read it. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 07:36:57
10k rpm scsi hdd (attn: myke, chuckab, talon0720) by theanomaly2007-06-22 07:23:10
  Myke, those drives will slide into the by Classic_Jon2007-06-22 09:01:20
    I actually have a controller already for them. by theanomaly2007-06-22 12:27:48
    TheAnomaly, If you can dig one up an by Classic_Jon2007-06-22 09:10:57
      I don't intend to do an external pod like that. by theanomaly2007-06-22 12:25:07
        Thise drives get pretty warm so make sure you have by Classic_Jon2007-06-22 14:44:20
          I will be doing that for certain. by theanomaly2007-06-22 18:26:41
  I'm assuming your controller is a 68 pin LVD by talon07202007-06-22 08:32:03
    Will have to check. by theanomaly2007-06-22 11:51:40
      Connector appears to be known as UHD 68-pin (n/t) by theanomaly2007-06-22 14:36:56
        No, it's not. by Myke2007-06-22 21:59:12
  Sooo, how much would shipping to Germany be? by erniepi2007-06-22 07:42:43
    Dunno. by theanomaly2007-06-22 08:19:52
      I'll have a look around but I'm not really hopeful by erniepi2007-06-22 08:43:19
  Oh, and specs on the drives, from Seagate... by theanomaly2007-06-22 07:26:22
Quote of the day: by merlin2007-06-22 07:20:51
  I love it! (n/t) by esbita2007-06-22 07:52:04
  I have two of them, and I am not selling. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 07:22:51
    Huh? /me is confuzzled by merlin2007-06-22 07:24:31
      Something like that. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 07:27:14
        Right, gotcha. Just wanted to make sure you by merlin2007-06-22 07:29:05
*snerk* Windows Marketplace offered Ubuntu by merlin2007-06-22 07:17:13
  I wonder how many people were fired for that. (n/t by kc5sdy2007-06-22 07:36:29
Attn:\\ Shadow systems by tesla_koil2007-06-22 07:12:02
  Yes, finally. =} by shadowsystems2007-06-22 14:25:21
  given what SS's line speed is .. by robertltux2007-06-22 12:54:32
With all due respect to Sid, Pitr has done more by Esteis2007-06-22 07:07:41
  Without the source *hint hint* you can't say that. by Sharku2007-06-22 07:30:17
    Depends . . . it might be a two-word parser. by Esteis2007-06-22 07:46:32
  Actually, I think of it more as meta-humor. by merlin2007-06-22 07:11:29
    /me LUURVES the interactive fiction. by Esteis2007-06-22 07:26:11
    Sid vs. Pitr by LogrusWeaver2007-06-22 07:18:16
      What about Pearl though? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2007-06-22 08:01:02
    I'm with Sid! by jmaxsohmer2007-06-22 07:15:19
      No need by smut2007-06-22 13:34:48
Gotta love Wally by schwing12007-06-22 07:06:46
ATT: sgrunt by oedlan2007-06-22 07:02:39
  I didn't write it. I just know of it:) (n/t) by sgrunt2007-06-22 07:41:24
ATTN all UFies who like electronic music. by Sharku2007-06-22 07:00:17
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-06-22 06:50:31
This is the best marketspeak I have heard in a whi by theanomaly2007-06-22 06:49:25
  Ookaayy, I understand the individual words... by Sharku2007-06-22 07:08:20
  But ... but ... by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 07:03:13
    O.o *head asplode* (n/t) by theanomaly2007-06-22 07:11:17
      You should subscribe by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 07:33:15
        InfoWorld articles are the same (n/t) by merlin2007-06-22 07:35:01
Now I want to go out and play ZORK again. by Fnord_Hero2007-06-22 06:44:01
  Welcome to Zork (originally Dungeon). by kiroh2007-06-22 21:42:45
  *cough cough* by hyzenthlay2007-06-22 07:34:06
    Zork I, II, and III were released to the public. by kiroh2007-06-22 21:39:55
Mhhhh! Rice pudding with stewed cherries! by chrisP2007-06-22 06:43:10
Lions and buffalos and crocodiles, oh my! by Esteis2007-06-22 06:40:52
Attn: Retiqlum by Rogue19712007-06-22 06:23:27
  I'll tell you what: by RetiQlum22007-06-22 06:55:43
    You can ask anytime you want hun! by Rogue19712007-06-22 07:04:35
      and why where you saying that pic ain't me? (n/t) by Rogue19712007-06-22 07:05:48
        No what I'm saying is that there ain't no cleavage by RetiQlum22007-06-22 07:10:05
          Hmm. by AlanTwo2007-06-22 09:35:27
  Where? by RetiQlum22007-06-22 06:26:34
    Here! by Rogue19712007-06-22 06:30:58
      No that isn't you. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 06:49:48
        Why? (n/t) by Rogue19712007-06-22 06:54:27
      Stupid work proxies, blocking cleavage! by rhinobird2007-06-22 06:48:51
*retrieves Friday Closed key from cleavage* by Rogue19712007-06-22 06:11:10
  *whistles in a catcall fashion* (n/t) by AlanTwo2007-06-22 09:33:53
  You had me at "cleavage." (n/t) by SSpiffy2007-06-22 08:16:25
  "Excuse me while I whip this out..." by SnArL2007-06-22 07:35:36
  *dives into cleavage* (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-06-22 06:19:25
    I cn haz cleavage too, pleez? (n/t) by rhinobird2007-06-22 06:55:39
      You can. by spud312007-06-22 06:57:47
        LOL by RetiQlum22007-06-22 07:05:12
          :-( by spud312007-06-22 07:06:45
            sorry by RetiQlum22007-06-22 07:13:31
  *throws pudding at the phone* by syren2007-06-22 06:14:04
    *throws pudding at syren* by spud312007-06-22 06:39:37
      *wibbles some jelly at Spud* by syren2007-06-22 06:44:26
        I'm doing very well. by spud312007-06-22 06:56:42
          My sister went throught that. by syren2007-06-22 07:03:41
            I wish my wife could experience that... by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 07:07:25
              Adoption is a worthy and great thing. by syren2007-06-22 07:30:56
                It will be worth it by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 07:35:49
                  How much?? by syren2007-06-22 07:41:03
                    $18K to $30K or more by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 07:52:26
                      That's...*blink* by syren2007-06-22 08:07:53
                        You do get by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 08:11:34
                          Details... by jsr2007-06-22 12:17:14
                          Go for it! by jsr2007-06-22 12:03:35
              I wish she could too. by spud312007-06-22 07:21:30
                Yeah, but that's how I ended up... by RetiQlum22007-06-22 07:26:01
                  I think that's true with any kids by spud312007-06-22 07:28:53
                    Not if mom's name is Rosemary! (n/t) by SnArL2007-06-22 07:32:29
              I'm sorry. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 07:20:04
                Thank you. by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 07:37:41
                  I'm upset... by RetiQlum22007-06-22 07:43:24
              :-/ by Esteis2007-06-22 07:10:02
            Yeah, well, da-gimp is a fantastic help. by spud312007-06-22 07:06:12
              It can't be long now can it? by syren2007-06-22 07:32:02
                A little over two months. by spud312007-06-22 07:54:17
  s/closed/closet (n/t) by Rogue19712007-06-22 06:11:50
ATTN: W:ET players by imrambi2007-06-22 05:58:30
  ATTN: imrambi by merlin2007-06-22 08:03:27
    he's working on it... by acrisius2007-06-22 09:02:30
      I completely glossed over that. Thanks! (n/t) by merlin2007-06-22 09:07:51
  Ah, thank you for link by thejugglingking2007-06-22 06:43:03
    *nitpick* It's not an IP, it's a host name (n/t) by merlin2007-06-22 07:07:17
      Fine! Be that way! lol (n/t) by thejugglingking2007-06-22 11:48:35
My last grandparent is gone by mridenour2007-06-22 05:43:09
  Condolences. (n/t) by Silverfire2007-06-22 22:25:40
  {{{mridenour}}} by j.butterfly2007-06-22 08:04:54
  {{{mridenour}}} (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-06-22 06:56:50
  {{{mridenour}}} by talon07202007-06-22 06:48:31
  {mridenour} (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-06-22 06:43:54
  May she rest in peace. by Esteis2007-06-22 06:39:29
  I am sorry to hear that. I feel bad for you. by kc5sdy2007-06-22 06:38:48
  {{{mridenour}}} by schwing12007-06-22 06:37:57
  Condoences by Aon2007-06-22 06:27:42
  My condolences. (n/t) by chrisP2007-06-22 06:14:00
  {{{mridenour}}} (n/t) by vectorz2007-06-22 06:06:23
  {{{mridenour}}} (n/t) by Bellator2007-06-22 06:03:33
  {{{mridenour}}} (n/t) by morenna2007-06-22 06:02:36
  *hugs* by syren2007-06-22 05:50:08
  Baruch HaShem by RetiQlum22007-06-22 05:45:50
  My condolences. (n/t) by esbita2007-06-22 05:45:09
  {{{mridenour}}} (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-22 05:44:24
  {{{{{mridenour}}}}} (n/t) by Rogue19712007-06-22 05:44:11
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-06-22 05:30:03
What happened? I go out for a few hours and the by Treehugger2007-06-22 05:21:01
  Exploding board on UF by Paphos2007-06-22 05:42:33
    *throwa lime jello at Paphos* by RetiQlum22007-06-22 05:48:15
    OMG. You're actually on the real board by Treehugger2007-06-22 05:47:24
  Ah ha! She lives :) by syren2007-06-22 05:31:52
    Hullo. I gots a jar of dirt. by Treehugger2007-06-22 05:33:04
      I think they missed you. by syren2007-06-22 05:35:21
        Now why would they do something silly like that? by Treehugger2007-06-22 05:36:43
          You know, if a girl- Illiways and a boy- Illiways by vectorz2007-06-22 05:43:25
            Illiways is asexual by Treehugger2007-06-22 05:48:27
              yeah, but its parents weren't. :o) (n/t) by morenna2007-06-22 06:03:58
              omni-sexual.... (n/t) by Havoc2007-06-22 05:52:36
            Man are we on the same wavelenght today or WHAT! (n/t) by Rogue19712007-06-22 05:45:10
              Indeed. by vectorz2007-06-22 06:12:41
          Vectorz and I Procreated :P (n/t) by Rogue19712007-06-22 05:42:49
            You don't want to say that right now. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 06:14:10
            oh. by Treehugger2007-06-22 05:46:51
              Here's the brain bleach. by Esteis2007-06-22 06:54:47
              Those parentheses look soooo wrong... by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 06:32:45
                Bobbing for apples? by vectorz2007-06-22 06:55:55
            Hey, my keyboard! *cleans up* (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 05:45:54
          hehe by syren2007-06-22 05:41:58
  I didn't do nuffin. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-06-22 05:22:15
    Don't you use no double negatives! by madjo2007-06-22 05:58:41
    Yuh right (n/t) by Treehugger2007-06-22 05:22:45
Proposed Amendment Would Ban All DVD Copying by Havoc2007-06-22 05:13:57
  so.... once i burn a dvd as a backup device.... by unjust2007-06-22 13:14:33
  Just Ban...not stop. (n/t) by todAnthony2007-06-22 12:14:59
  Uh... that won't stop anything... by Spudd862007-06-22 05:56:15
  Wow, you get freedom of speech. That is all. :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-06-22 05:27:58
    Notice that it says, "proposed." by RetiQlum22007-06-22 05:35:39
      not currently enforceable. by raptor_872007-06-22 08:51:12
      It's not a law at all. by lheggland2007-06-22 07:25:39
  How exactly does a COMPANY by joecrouse2007-06-22 05:25:33
    Just as FSF sets the terms of the GPL. by lheggland2007-06-22 07:21:16
      Exactly. (n/t) by merlin2007-06-22 07:33:19
    Don't you know? Companies write laws these days by tran2007-06-22 06:59:48
    Buy some politicians (n/t) by oot2007-06-22 05:51:09
I got offered the position at Dupont! by joecrouse2007-06-22 05:08:21
  Great news! (n/t) by vdp2007-06-22 09:27:38
  Congrats dude!!!! by lheggland2007-06-22 07:32:12
  Gratz!! *cheers and throws confetti* (n/t) by morenna2007-06-22 06:04:48
  Congrats! Long road, but you made it. (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 05:42:58
  Excellent! (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 05:16:07
  Cool! by RetiQlum22007-06-22 05:15:02
    they will have me running all over the by joecrouse2007-06-22 05:22:15
      Helldesk is not necessarily good. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 05:27:02
Not need, just want. Armored Trenchcoat! by Havoc2007-06-22 05:07:46
  Cloak with +4 projectile amour?? by robertltux2007-06-22 15:36:26
  Didn't Jethro Bodine have one of those? by basher202007-06-22 06:10:58
  Check the ballistic charts by Havoc2007-06-22 05:59:49
  Would go great with your Hummer Phone by madjo2007-06-22 05:15:15
  WHAT!! No white tuxedo? (n/t) by Rogue19712007-06-22 05:10:22
sed -i 's/B\.Sc\.E\.E\./M.Sc.E.E./g' resume.tex by PeKaJe2007-06-22 04:53:37
  Wicked, congrats! (n/t) by Esteis2007-06-22 07:08:55
  Yay! \o/ (n/t) by chrisP2007-06-22 05:01:15
  Congrats! (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-06-22 04:53:57
I'm absolutely stunned! Manhunt 2 banned in UK.... by jeff_uk2007-06-22 04:52:30
  Need me to send you a copy? by RetiQlum22007-06-22 05:02:38
    Yet the absurd amount of BEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPs by klar_at_work2007-06-22 05:33:48
      That's the FCC. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 05:40:11
    No thanks, i wouldn't choose to play it if i could (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-06-22 05:33:28
  It only means that those hardcore gamers by klar_at_work2007-06-22 04:59:10
    Dijsselbloem wants to ban it here as well by madjo2007-06-22 05:04:44
      I still wonder if any country that got Carmageddon by klar_at_work2007-06-22 05:35:05
        Not to my knowledge by madjo2007-06-22 05:50:23
Horrific accident at Six Flags (Kentucky) by Havoc2007-06-22 04:51:57
  Did they find the feet? by voxwoman2007-06-22 11:54:35
  I know where the Drop Zone is by PsychoI3oy2007-06-22 07:43:53
    I don't think she slipped through a harness by Havoc2007-06-22 11:40:09
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-06-22 04:50:00
We all know the joke about DiHydrogen Monoxide by RetiQlum22007-06-22 04:34:07
  They want people to think for themselves. by Mr.Taco2007-06-22 17:25:28
  So what's with the 'leftie' insult? by TrogL2007-06-22 08:42:26
    Penn and Teller are more libertarian than anything by rhinobird2007-06-22 09:09:21
    The Lefties are the ones being interviewed (n/t) by Menetlaus2007-06-22 08:58:09
  I also like the one about girls by rhinobird2007-06-22 06:20:24
  Sound warning, but thanks! by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 04:44:45
  It should be banned. It clearly suppresses by morenna2007-06-22 04:43:57
    They didn't mention that it by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 04:59:05
      Yeah, I was disappointed that they didn't by altordwm2007-06-22 06:25:58
        And that you can't wash it off. (n/t) by morenna2007-06-22 07:42:59
New BOFH by Bellator2007-06-22 04:19:01
  Toss-a-Boss by SciSSorS2007-06-22 05:08:42
  Simon goes through bosses... by RetiQlum22007-06-22 04:49:33
  evil by madjo2007-06-22 04:29:01
Sot-IT'S FRIDAY!-M: Chic "Good Times" by shadowsystems2007-06-22 04:18:10
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-06-22 04:00:04
  New server in testing. by mpicklesimer12007-06-22 05:55:35
    First test passed with flying colors. by leonidus2007-06-22 21:48:06
    in order not to waste by thethinman2007-06-22 08:46:35
      Also by imrambi2007-06-22 09:14:39
      qstat FTW! by acrisius2007-06-22 09:12:54
        If maximumbob is able to adjust his Forum page by klaranth2007-06-22 09:56:15
    Didn't we have a redirect, by merlin2007-06-22 07:06:15
    How do I connect to that? by BaruMonkey2007-06-22 06:34:10
      Also... by mpicklesimer12007-06-22 10:08:29
      Cut n Paste should do it. by kreepykrawly2007-06-22 06:58:02
    The campaigns that are on the server by imrambi2007-06-22 05:57:46
      If everyone is happy with the Atk/Def campaign, by klar_at_work2007-06-22 06:09:15
        And you sir. (n/t) by mpicklesimer12007-06-22 06:14:48
  Server is ready to go by imrambi2007-06-22 05:36:16
  ATTN: maximumbob by imrambi2007-06-22 05:34:33
Attn: chrisP by erniepi2007-06-22 03:54:42
  Moin Moin! by chrisP2007-06-22 04:25:35
    Moinsen zurück! by erniepi2007-06-22 05:32:16
      Same here. by chrisP2007-06-22 06:11:42
        The past two weeks has been quite nice here by erniepi2007-06-22 07:04:02
      Go Hamburg Go! ;-) by wluut2007-06-22 05:40:48
        I just had a look in your diary and saw my posting by erniepi2007-06-22 07:02:23
        Oh! I didn't know. I guess a local paper would by erniepi2007-06-22 06:59:38
          all together it's from 15:00 til midnight... by wluut2007-06-22 07:06:38
            Very interesting mix. by erniepi2007-06-22 07:34:15
Woah, such an action-packed dream.. by jeff_uk2007-06-22 03:53:01
  I wish I had dreams that normal. by RetiQlum22007-06-22 05:12:40
  wow by madjo2007-06-22 04:23:47
  What've you been smoking? :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-06-22 04:18:38
    Nothing at all! by jeff_uk2007-06-22 04:38:58
Must... Resist.. Urge.. To... Kill by sirclive2007-06-22 03:23:21
  grrrrr by madjo2007-06-22 04:10:30
  Exactly, no, similar, yes. by shadowsystems2007-06-22 03:34:01
    Just out of curiosity... by Khaar2007-06-22 03:39:32
      Yes. =) by shadowsystems2007-06-22 03:43:05
        perhaps... by madjo2007-06-22 04:14:32
          Except it wasn't a text attachment. by shadowsystems2007-06-22 04:23:17
            oooh like so by madjo2007-06-22 04:25:01
              Thanks... I think. =)P hehehehe (n/t) by shadowsystems2007-06-22 04:35:28
                I doubt you'd like to work among by madjo2007-06-22 05:57:21
        oooh, same initials as me! :) (n/t) by jpprater2007-06-22 03:48:16
          (Grins sheepishly) by shadowsystems2007-06-22 03:56:37
    No, it's even worse. by aix tom2007-06-22 03:36:45
  But...excel, is like the best word processor ever! (n/t) by rhinobird2007-06-22 03:33:27
    Heard of a woman in my class: by Sharku2007-06-22 08:45:49
    Yeah! by aix tom2007-06-22 03:34:57
      And that sending 400 Meg PowerPoint by shadowsystems2007-06-22 03:39:32
        ...Any of the three times they send it. by bwkaz2007-06-22 04:06:28
          easy way to handle this by robertltux2007-06-22 15:46:41
            If they weren't a VP, I'd try that... :-( (n/t) by bwkaz2007-06-22 19:01:49
          You think that's bad? by shadowsystems2007-06-22 04:20:57
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-06-22 03:28:58
  Illiways! The new Starbucks! (n/t) by Rogue19712007-06-22 03:30:41
  Mod'd: There can be only one Illiways... (n/t) by Tyop2007-06-22 03:29:27
  Someone's been cloning keys... by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 03:22:46
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-06-22 03:28:07
  Mod'd: There are still too many.... (n/t) by Tyop2007-06-22 03:28:41
  LOL. by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 03:13:08
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-06-22 03:12:21
  Mod'd: Too many Illiways. (n/t) by Tyop2007-06-22 03:12:56
  I can remember a time when every town had a (n/t) by suitably_vague2007-06-22 03:12:48
  It was bad enough when I just *felt* hungover by sazzer2007-06-22 03:12:00
    You're going to enjoy some great by madjo2007-06-22 04:35:18
      I wish... by sazzer2007-06-22 05:10:30
  I moderate. Yes? (n/t) by Tyop2007-06-22 03:11:06
    Can you mod the first one as well? by vectorz2007-06-22 03:15:27
    yesyesyesyesyes! by BigHairyJim2007-06-22 03:12:06
    Yes, plz :) Lock up. (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 03:11:44
  Erm... this isn't the café you are looking for.. by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 03:09:42
  Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! by BigHairyJim2007-06-22 03:09:34
  Ugh! by chrisP2007-06-22 03:09:26
  *brain asplodes* (n/t) by FNORDer2007-06-22 03:08:54
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Rogue19712007-06-22 03:01:00
  I'll have... by thejugglingking2007-06-22 06:47:29
    Might I recommend the BAS with heaven in it? (n/t) by NDwight2007-06-22 06:53:17
  Something cheery and calming please. by vectorz2007-06-22 06:11:56
    {{{vectorz}}} by Treehugger2007-06-22 06:38:54
      Thanks you *small smile* by vectorz2007-06-22 06:49:38
  I want a BAS like this one by NDwight2007-06-22 06:02:46
    I'll do my best by Treehugger2007-06-22 06:37:55
      Thank you very much! by NDwight2007-06-22 06:42:13
    Looks like Agatha makes the best! (n/t) by NDwight2007-06-22 06:07:14
  *peers in* by esbita2007-06-22 05:43:39
    I have no idea, have a BAS by Treehugger2007-06-22 05:47:57
      Thankies... by esbita2007-06-22 05:51:07
        *averts eyes* by MatthewDBA2007-06-22 05:53:09
          safe to look. by esbita2007-06-22 06:45:42
        *wraps in towel* by Treehugger2007-06-22 05:52:03
          Not raining yet :-D by esbita2007-06-22 05:53:00
  Good morning by afterburner2007-06-22 05:32:55
  Is this the real one then? by Treehugger2007-06-22 05:31:40
  five illiways and counting by Klymer2007-06-22 03:57:20
    Not enough. by WolfenOne2007-06-22 03:59:15
      new goals to be achieved! by Klymer2007-06-22 04:21:46
  Hi! I'd like a special Club Sandwich... by shadowsystems2007-06-22 03:36:14
    *Prepares Sandwich as requested* by Rogue19712007-06-22 04:05:41
      Gives Rogue a kiss on the cheek in thanks... by shadowsystems2007-06-22 04:43:29
  Morning all by gak2007-06-22 03:28:56
  *puts bowl of cereals on counter* (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 03:27:34
    Chocolate frosted sugar bombs!!! by morenna2007-06-22 04:22:19
  *brings GAP and fingerfood from Illiways³* by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 03:18:55
  high street with it's own character, but now (n/t) by suitably_vague2007-06-22 03:14:52
  *wanders in* (n/t) by BigHairyJim2007-06-22 03:06:27
  *staggers in* by Tyop2007-06-22 03:05:31
    Fewer drinks? by chrisP2007-06-22 03:07:46
      How did you get out of the black hole? (n/t) by Tyop2007-06-22 03:08:35
        Why do you think is there a rip by chrisP2007-06-22 03:10:24
          Ah... (n/t) by Tyop2007-06-22 03:14:49
  *realises that Vectorz is allready there* by Rogue19712007-06-22 03:02:41
    Um.. sorry. by vectorz2007-06-22 03:13:32
  OMG there's a rip in the space-time continuum! by kyrasantae2007-06-22 03:02:04
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-06-22 03:26:50
  Mod'd: duplicity, sort of. (n/t) by Tyop2007-06-22 03:27:35
  it's just the same franchises everywhere! (n/t) by suitably_vague2007-06-22 03:16:05
  *Wanders out again* by BigHairyJim2007-06-22 03:08:25
  *realphabetizes newspaper stack* (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-06-22 03:01:29
SotM: Carl Douglas, Kung Fu Fighting, Dance Remix by shadowsystems2007-06-22 02:49:09
  You got me at "butt wiggle"! by DerSarek2007-06-22 05:47:43
*shudder* by FNORDer2007-06-22 02:38:43
  You sure showed them... :P by EnzoMatrix2007-06-22 02:44:22
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-06-22 01:00:01
ATTN: who is responible for the archives by c3po2007-06-22 00:31:09
  Errors are to be send to Spisefisken. by klar_at_work2007-06-22 01:30:01
    Here is the error: by madjo2007-06-22 01:41:34
  Did you save it for Spisefisken? by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 01:12:44
    The error is NOT in the picture! by ideur2007-06-22 01:31:53
      Ah, okay. *saves text archive page anyways* :) (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 02:21:27
  That's obviously refering to a subatomic particle by rhinobird2007-06-22 00:40:08
    nonono by Klymer2007-06-22 01:57:18
    they descripe how dense by c3po2007-06-22 00:41:49
  That would be the "mad mekkanik" by ideur2007-06-22 00:39:05
The adventure called "life" s*cks... by tilt2007-06-22 00:24:14
  It really needs an in-game save. by Concept2007-06-22 08:55:02
  OF COURSE IT SUCKS! by FNORDer2007-06-22 01:52:19
  I hate the first person perspective by madjo2007-06-22 01:45:25
    You *are* a third person. by moddermonster2007-06-22 02:34:28
      Getting the Supreme court to suspend a recount? (n (n/t) by FNORDer2007-06-22 02:40:06
  Phoon? Is that you? :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-06-22 01:30:34
  Tremendous ambient sounds. by Ascag2007-06-22 01:12:53
    My main discontent is resource distribution... (n/ (n/t) by ripley82007-06-22 02:21:44
      Yes, thats another weak point of that game. by Ascag2007-06-22 02:37:44
  The character creation is totally random... by Bertram2007-06-22 00:40:39
  life socks? Is that a brand name? (n/t) by rhinobird2007-06-22 00:38:01
    The asterisk should be an by Spisefisken2007-06-22 03:32:32
  "life" s*cks... by Gouda2007-06-22 00:34:51
    Always look on the bright side... *whistle* (n/t) by rorajoey2007-06-22 00:35:34
      Oh gee thanks - by Merfax2007-06-22 00:39:43
  like this one by c3po2007-06-22 00:28:25
  The sky was pixelated today by Merfax2007-06-22 00:27:26
    That's stars what you saw, not pixels! ;P (n/t) by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 02:27:09
    here they didn't spend much on the art department by madjo2007-06-22 00:32:00
Now we have to give it a week by rhinobird2007-06-22 00:21:47
  A hint for certain web comic critics out there...? by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 01:18:42
bested by his own assumptions by RunNeoRun2007-06-22 00:14:58
  You think so? Just wait until Pitr gets by Danu2007-06-22 00:48:10
  Why did Sid lose? by raptillicus2007-06-22 00:15:49
    In 64kb?!! by zaghadka2007-06-22 01:35:22
      you don't know any adventures for c64 by Klymer2007-06-22 01:54:22
        HHGTG! by zaghadka2007-06-22 10:05:26
        Infocom by wabewalker2007-06-22 02:29:29
        ZakMcCracken ran on a C64... by vectorz2007-06-22 02:06:01
          The Very Big Cave Adventure by TheCatMan2007-06-22 02:30:44
          And by Macrobiotic2007-06-22 02:22:37
            Admittedly by Macrobiotic2007-06-22 02:24:25
    the adventure might be good by RunNeoRun2007-06-22 00:19:19
      he could also be cheating (n/t) by Merfax2007-06-22 00:28:48
Thread for the threading of threads. by raptillicus2007-06-22 00:08:44
  *strings threads together* by madjo2007-06-22 00:16:27
  "Ode to a M8x1 copper nut, I found in by Tyop2007-06-22 00:15:36
    my favourite copper gurgles by Klymer2007-06-22 01:06:14
    Free after Ludive van Bolthaven, German mechanic by vectorz2007-06-22 00:28:30
Translations by Nea2007-06-22 00:01:02
  Dutch / Nederlands tlp (n/t) by Lord Driminicus2007-06-22 01:27:54
    Door Lord Driminicus by Lord Driminicus2007-06-22 01:30:28
  deutsch/german tlp (n/t) by c3po2007-06-22 00:07:06
    berlinert / Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 01:05:12
    Karlsruhbadisch by Ascag2007-06-22 00:18:14
    von c3po by c3po2007-06-22 00:07:35
Comment Board Trivia by count_02007-06-22 00:00:41
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-06-22 00:00:03
  Storage device needs defragmenting. by hieraco2007-06-25 04:34:35
  ALERT - Port-side guns dry, requesting reload. (n/ (n/t) by themadkansan2007-06-22 14:52:54
  "WTF?" (n/t) by Illiad2007-06-22 10:29:22
  Awaiting Christ (temporary Fallen world) (n/t) by sstacks2007-06-22 09:55:37
  Insufficient memory. Correlation Index misaligned by SouthpawPL2007-06-22 09:14:48
  My hovercraft is full of eels. by andyz2007-06-22 08:04:48
  Reality Not Found error by sgrunt2007-06-22 07:50:30
  Food not found. (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-06-22 07:20:39
  Unable to write to /dev/brain0: filesystem full (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2007-06-22 07:09:16
  Keyboard error... Press F5 to restart (n/t) by todAnthony2007-06-22 07:05:56
  Logical conflict. Verbal input does not match by skern2007-06-22 06:56:31
  2601 error by basher202007-06-22 06:14:31
  Mouth before brain error, by shortandsweet2007-06-22 05:27:35
  Caffine not found by abb3w2007-06-22 04:04:59
  your Kater is at home, no need to ... by jensm2007-06-22 03:36:08
  Right now: Annoying coworkers error by vectorz2007-06-22 03:01:09
    what doesn't happen too often? by madjo2007-06-22 04:40:26
  Breakfast error! by Tyop2007-06-22 02:51:43
    *hands Tyop a spoon* by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 03:30:47
  Alcohol overload - switching to idiot mode. (n/t) by Tourne2007-06-22 02:48:49
  Brains produce no errors. Users are perfect. by moddermonster2007-06-22 02:38:50
  Insufficient memory. Removing more memories to by buzzin2007-06-22 02:38:41
  404 ß-Þ (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-06-22 02:00:44
  Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep by sazzer2007-06-22 01:54:18
  Syntax error by Lord Driminicus2007-06-22 01:47:50
    Hee! Een Nederlander! by Esteis2007-06-22 07:05:05
  500: Internal server error (n/t) by fitzso2007-06-22 01:30:20
  Failed to recover from hibernate mode. by chrisP2007-06-22 01:26:03
    *pulls garden hose closer* >:) by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 01:31:18
  Packet overflow. (n/t) by FNORDer2007-06-22 01:21:48
  Pieces of Seven Pieces of Seven! by gordosan2007-06-22 00:44:57
    Oh good gawds, that's worthy of hadji. (n/t) by williamashbless2007-06-22 00:53:52
  as it is friday: by Klymer2007-06-22 00:44:51
  Buffer Overflow. by pecosdave2007-06-22 00:43:08
  CRC error (n/t) by Danu2007-06-22 00:41:26
  cannot compute question (n/t) by inkey2007-06-22 00:40:59
  Guru Meditation (n/t) by leistico2007-06-22 00:39:50
  Boot sequence failed; returning to standby mode. by rorajoey2007-06-22 00:33:02
    Yeah by Lord Driminicus2007-06-22 01:52:06
  OS not found. Please pull finger to reboot. (n/t) by Evil_Minion2007-06-22 00:26:06
    Well, that's better than Insert finger. by rhinobird2007-06-22 00:41:18
      Nooooooo!..... oh wait it *is* Friday (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-06-22 01:53:45
  File not found by Gouda2007-06-22 00:24:08
  Moron to english translator failure: by skippy-ish_guy2007-06-22 00:17:09
  "Bad sector. File is corrupt. by Khaar2007-06-22 00:17:07
  Reality overload. (n/t) by Tyop2007-06-22 00:17:02
  What brain? (n/t) by madjo2007-06-22 00:14:49
  *Unknown social ritual* by Ascag2007-06-22 00:08:35
  +++ Divide By Cucumber Error +++ by obi2007-06-22 00:05:20
  Sorry, I'm alergic to stupid people... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-06-22 00:04:21
  Divide by zero error: by Madvlad2007-06-22 00:03:34
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-06-22 00:00:02
  AFragglepingfloodedaburntwitchwhenitwasaffordable by kf4oyt2007-06-22 00:10:21
    AFragglepingfloodedaburntwitchwhenitwasaffordable by roger G. rapid2007-06-22 01:27:27

 

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