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Cartoon for Jun 11, 2007
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AAUGH.... by unjust2007-06-12 13:51:25
Repost from yesterday: by SciSSorS2007-06-12 05:56:30
has anybody seen an app/site that 'generates' a by ag_wyvern2007-06-11 23:10:47
  Here's a freebie for you by hieraco2007-06-11 23:54:36
  imagemagick can programmatically by jeff_uk2007-06-11 23:23:03
    and it can superimpose text on-the-fly. by jeff_uk2007-06-11 23:28:13
  Photoshop/GIMP/AI/ by Dire_Lobo2007-06-11 23:22:31
  Still not certain what you need. by klaranth2007-06-11 23:15:52
    Nope. by ag_wyvern2007-06-11 23:30:50
      In Photoshop, a thousand ways... here's one: by Dire_Lobo2007-06-11 23:57:15
My mommy thinks I'm special (n/t) by raptillicus2007-06-11 23:03:41
  Only special people ride the short bus (n/t) by hieraco2007-06-11 23:50:59
  Special Ed, maybe. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-06-11 23:21:07
  But, you ARE special. by klaranth2007-06-11 23:16:38
Sometimes... by themadkansan2007-06-11 22:47:15
  *Heats up the soldering iron, and sets out a full by hadji2007-06-11 23:24:53
Wikigroaning by archnerd2007-06-11 22:43:04
  "Emergency Room" vs "ER (TV Series)" :) (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-06-11 23:18:37
  My favorite is by admeralthrawn2007-06-11 23:12:25
  Another good one by archnerd2007-06-11 23:01:12
SOTM by hadji2007-06-11 22:10:32
  SOT-counter-M by Phoon2007-06-11 22:18:05
    SOT-I Prefer to be inspired-M by ag_wyvern2007-06-11 22:29:20
I know this will seem completely irrational, but by kyrasantae2007-06-11 22:09:55
  That seems completely irrational (n/t) by cptspith2007-06-11 22:57:59
  You either need a hug or by raptillicus2007-06-11 22:15:14
    I don't need a hug, I need a band, dammit. by kyrasantae2007-06-11 22:19:11
      Can't or won't? by hieraco2007-06-11 23:49:20
        You misunderstand the conundrum. by kyrasantae2007-06-11 23:56:17
          tongs (n/t) by joecrouse2007-06-12 03:37:13
agressive, violent, palm trees banned by Kickstart2007-06-11 21:38:05
  or it could be the confirmation bias (n/t) by shminux2007-06-11 22:50:21
    no it's not, we've completely banned trees by jeff_uk2007-06-11 23:04:51
  I think any geek would love to see by hadji2007-06-11 22:04:07
    "Run, forest, run!" (n/t) by Phoon2007-06-11 22:12:51
      My god...that is deserving... by Bastetsmuse2007-06-11 22:44:11
      Okay, you deserve props from ME on that one. (n/t) by hadji2007-06-11 22:14:40
        High praise. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-06-11 22:47:23
  Depends on the plant, too. by Phoon2007-06-11 22:02:17
  I believe that homeschooling renders by webishop2007-06-11 22:00:41
    "Safe for ideas..." by leistico2007-06-11 22:23:01
      Errm, I think the opposite is implied... by MrTrick2007-06-11 22:40:48
        Precisely. by Phoon2007-06-12 00:06:48
    I think that a more effective use of parents' time by jeff_uk2007-06-11 22:10:48
    Depends on why. by Phoon2007-06-11 22:08:40
      Bah, that didn't work. by Phoon2007-06-11 22:09:30
        That's a fine article by cptspith2007-06-11 22:53:06
    Case in point. (n/t) by VivianC2007-06-11 22:02:01
      Absolutely spot on! (n/t) by webishop2007-06-11 22:03:43
  WOAH, that's a strongly worded article by jeff_uk2007-06-11 21:47:57
    It's the American Spectator: by RetiQlum22007-06-11 22:23:37
      Does anyone other than the columnist in question by jeff_uk2007-06-11 22:42:00
        Most of the time when we b5 about the British... by RetiQlum22007-06-11 22:46:46
          I disagree. by jeff_uk2007-06-11 22:50:35
    In fact, it's got me rather annoyed..... :( by jeff_uk2007-06-11 21:58:07
  If they still allow homeschooling in five years. by VivianC2007-06-11 21:45:43
I love surreal comedy by jeff_uk2007-06-11 21:32:42
  *puts on his best 'thespian' voice* by jeff_uk2007-06-11 21:36:14
    And the headlines are juicy tidbits... by wasabe2007-06-11 21:46:56
    I can now picture by sgrunt2007-06-11 21:37:30
      It looks like The Scarlet Letter run through disso by archnerd2007-06-11 22:36:10
Issues with nag strips by harold2007-06-11 21:23:34
  The comic, without nag strip: by hej2007-06-12 00:11:39
  *chants* by Tyop2007-06-11 21:28:23
    Yeah, big help by harold2007-06-11 21:30:42
      See if there's a setting in Safari that's by themadkansan2007-06-11 22:01:34
        Other animated gifs work fine by harold2007-06-11 23:10:23
          I have the same problem in Opera. by LSU_Frodin2007-06-11 23:19:25
Silence is depressing by kyrasantae2007-06-11 21:13:26
  Router Problems by VivianC2007-06-11 21:28:56
    *snerk* by sgrunt2007-06-11 21:32:29
      On the other hand, by sgrunt2007-06-11 21:33:14
  About to head to bed by therantinggeek2007-06-11 21:27:15
  Hello! by nix2007-06-11 21:24:45
  It's 520 ferchrissakes and you want a conversation by jeff_uk2007-06-11 21:22:09
  Go watch NASAtv by PsychoI3oy2007-06-11 21:17:16
    sorry but by jeff_uk2007-06-11 21:23:11
Invoke: UFicle by therantinggeek2007-06-11 21:01:31
  You could always get the by sgrunt2007-06-11 21:04:13
    In that case... by therantinggeek2007-06-11 21:07:23
TTGTB Psycho joe is retireing for the day. by joecrouse2007-06-11 21:01:02
  Yeah - Same here by radiowave9112007-06-11 21:11:02
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-06-11 21:00:02
If Shao-Lin Monks can learn Kung-Fu, by hadji2007-06-11 20:15:54
  Sister Jane kicks it, but it's intercepted by by jeff_uk2007-06-11 20:57:38
  Ask anyone who went to a Catholic school by toysbfun2007-06-11 20:30:31
    Combat Genuflect? by ShadoCat2007-06-11 20:52:49
    Is it your implication that nun would agree? (n/t) by hadji2007-06-11 20:33:50
      Nuns might, but no one else would. by toysbfun2007-06-11 20:46:05
  Judo CHOP! (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-06-11 20:16:37
    *nitpick* by Illiad2007-06-11 20:38:21
      Sorry you are incorrect by Karl-Henrik2007-06-11 23:20:07
      *nitpick* your *nitpick* by SoylentGreen2007-06-11 20:46:04
        Ouch by Karl-Henrik2007-06-11 23:20:54
        I stand *nitpickeded* by Illiad2007-06-11 20:50:11
          I was sankyu as a teenager by SoylentGreen2007-06-11 20:56:48
            Well sankyu for the tip on judo strikes. (n/t) by theanomaly2007-06-11 20:59:57
              I kendo all sorts of strikes too... (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-06-11 21:04:07
      Tell that to Austin Powers. (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2007-06-11 20:45:04
      Yeah, PsychoI3oy! Get a grip! by hadji2007-06-11 20:42:09
        Counter Balance? I hardly know her. (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-06-11 21:07:36
          :-D (n/t) by hadji2007-06-11 21:33:33
    Now that you mention it, I do recall some by hadji2007-06-11 20:19:47
      Knock it off by basher202007-06-11 20:21:45
        Go ahead! My mother is the mayor by hadji2007-06-11 20:27:25
          I guess I'll just have to by basher202007-06-11 20:33:36
This kid is freaking awesome! by radiowave9112007-06-11 20:11:59
Williamashbless is telling me to behave. by hadji2007-06-11 20:06:11
  More like a spooky 'what if'. by williamashbless2007-06-11 20:17:18
Anyone good at finding cheap flights? by raptillicus2007-06-11 20:04:33
  Try going to Newark, Philadelphia or ABE. by RetiQlum22007-06-11 22:42:27
  You won't find a one-way anywhere for $200 by basher202007-06-11 20:12:12
    For a more direct answer... by basher202007-06-11 20:17:20
      There are fares as low as 169, but I want to go by raptillicus2007-06-11 20:24:55
      And use their shortcut to low fares link (n/t) by basher202007-06-11 20:24:03
This has been an interesting weekend... by Arman X2007-06-11 19:54:35
Attn: Kyrasantae by hactar the uhhh2007-06-11 19:51:38
  There's another one 2TLPs down by kyrasantae2007-06-11 19:58:16
    I know, I read it after I posed above... by hactar the uhhh2007-06-11 20:00:11
      Aw shucks by kyrasantae2007-06-11 20:02:11
Latest copy of the Generic Nuke & Pave Helper by shadowsystems2007-06-11 19:40:36
  Could you throw a copy on that subdomain?? by robertltux2007-06-11 21:03:00
    Sure can do... =) by shadowsystems2007-06-11 21:33:41
  Neato! by leejam2007-06-11 20:01:35
    I, and the others, thank you. =) by shadowsystems2007-06-11 20:09:06
      Couldn't start it off - daily site maintenance by radiowave9112007-06-11 20:20:53
        Just maintenence... by shadowsystems2007-06-11 20:26:04
darn this impulsive but deliberate life of mine! by kyrasantae2007-06-11 19:38:43
:-O by MrTrick2007-06-11 18:49:10
  I had a discussion similar to that last night by PsychoI3oy2007-06-11 20:48:13
  Why just the dark? :-) (n/t) by Snate2007-06-11 18:52:11
Ubuntu Update issues continue - somewhat by radiowave9112007-06-11 18:37:57
Dad's going apes4. (n/t) by Phoon2007-06-11 18:35:14
  Well aslong as he isn't going donkeykong on you... by Karl-Henrik2007-06-11 23:24:32
  about??? and How bad? Bad like you visit hospital by joecrouse2007-06-11 19:23:26
Is it jsut me... by isaac leese2007-06-11 18:30:30
  There have been network issues by radiowave9112007-06-11 18:33:31
The wind is upside down! by jiteo2007-06-11 18:26:03
  Bad Mojo... by Avium2007-06-11 19:54:19
  But you're way up north in Canukistan. by raptor_872007-06-11 19:44:18
  ... and ARS broke my HTML. Grr. (n/t) by jiteo2007-06-11 18:26:28
    you have to use html by Freakazoid2007-06-11 19:53:50
Allow me to gloat for a moment: by RetiQlum22007-06-11 17:42:01
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-06-11 23:44:09
    Moderated for non-FYOS safe language (n/t) by Nea2007-06-11 23:44:41
  OK. Gloat for a bit. The maniacal laughter we have by Dire_Lobo2007-06-11 18:21:45
    You may not hear it. by VivianC2007-06-11 21:32:48
  Oi - ye dropt this: by themadkansan2007-06-11 17:45:57
    It was a long post. by RetiQlum22007-06-11 17:48:17
      Yes, I can. by themadkansan2007-06-11 17:52:09
        *Pulls out Boomstick* by RetiQlum22007-06-11 17:58:15
          *pulls out the Winchester* by themadkansan2007-06-11 18:01:48
Hooray for emulation! by MrTrick2007-06-11 17:39:47
  gets better with a real N64 controller by Freakazoid2007-06-11 17:57:07
    Have you investigated... by MrTrick2007-06-11 18:13:50
      I have, but it's been a while by Freakazoid2007-06-11 19:23:24
    I KNOW! by MrTrick2007-06-11 18:03:29
      whatever works :) by Freakazoid2007-06-11 18:12:55
Another fun photo. Military Ufies will like this by lab rat2007-06-11 16:22:57
  let's see by basher202007-06-11 19:17:16
    1943 or 1944. by lab rat2007-06-11 19:25:35
      Either they're both Air Corps... by basher202007-06-11 20:03:06
        I forgot to type air corp after Milton... by lab rat2007-06-11 21:05:22
  Uncle Jimmy looks like Pat Boone. by SouthpawPL2007-06-11 16:31:05
    I don't see the Pat boone, but the Ray by lab rat2007-06-11 16:34:10
Hush little baby, don't say a word, by Esteis2007-06-11 16:14:36
  And if that mockingbird don't sing... by Avium2007-06-11 20:42:20
  Hush little baby, don't you cry by basher202007-06-11 20:08:49
  And if that mocking bird don't sing, by retiQlum22007-06-11 16:20:23
    And if that diamond ring is brass, by Esteis2007-06-11 16:24:17
      If that looking glass gets broke. by andyz2007-06-11 16:49:56
        If that billy goat won't pull, by tallastro2007-06-11 19:37:21
My mouf ith nub by stinky_monkey2007-06-11 16:03:17
  ...you have some strange cravings... by MrTrick2007-06-11 17:51:04
    Dead, bloated and stinky by stinky_monkey2007-06-11 20:21:50
    EWWW (n/t) by Snate2007-06-11 18:28:32
SOTM: "World" by Atlantic Popes by therantinggeek2007-06-11 15:40:00
Cthulhu's voice? by Illiad2007-06-11 15:36:19
  Have to go with Billy West, doing the voice of by talon07202007-06-11 19:13:34
    you just say that because Zoidy has by voxwoman2007-06-11 19:15:25
      Gilbert Gottfried, then? (n/t) by Phoon2007-06-11 19:57:15
  Harvey Feirstein (sp?) by voxwoman2007-06-11 19:11:38
    No, he'd be a perfect crudpuppy (n/t) by basher202007-06-11 19:19:15
  David Leisure by basher202007-06-11 19:06:21
  Wallace Shawn. by Phoon2007-06-11 18:50:30
    Cthulu == Grand Negus? by voxwoman2007-06-11 19:12:13
  How bout (in a sopranos nod) by joecrouse2007-06-11 18:15:31
  Patrick Stewart (n/t) by smut2007-06-11 17:02:28
    Scratch that, Jeremy Irons (n/t) by smut2007-06-11 17:15:07
  Wil Wheaton!!! by DesertRat662007-06-11 16:37:05
  Bruce Campbell! by themadkansan2007-06-11 16:34:08
    I Still like Army of Darkness by Freakazoid2007-06-11 16:51:14
      You missed the best quote of all: by RetiQlum22007-06-11 17:49:20
    Nah - but he'd do a good Pitr. (n/t) by staticsan2007-06-11 16:49:35
  You're all wrong: It's the guy from the beer by SouthpawPL2007-06-11 16:26:27
  Vin Diesel? by esbita2007-06-11 16:21:55
  Bill Murray. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-06-11 15:55:10
  Dr. Zoidberg's actor's voice (n/t) by joresgump2007-06-11 15:52:16
    that would be Billy West (n/t) by voxwoman2007-06-11 19:10:14
  P.S. by dodrian2007-06-11 15:52:10
  Ann Coulter. by run.dll2007-06-11 15:51:40
    No, Ann Coulter can do Miranda's voice. (n/t) by therantinggeek2007-06-11 15:59:54
      Uh no. I was thinking of something by Silverfire2007-06-11 17:23:24
    :-) (n/t) by Illiad2007-06-11 15:57:47
    Dude, you're just asking for a perma-ban. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-06-11 15:53:45
  Rowan Atkinson (n/t) by dodrian2007-06-11 15:51:03
    =That= would be hilarious. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-06-11 16:35:22
    I can see that. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-06-11 15:54:09
  David Hyde Pierce. by RetiQlum22007-06-11 15:49:36
    Save him for Irwin (n/t) by basher202007-06-11 19:19:54
  Me, with a slight distortion (n/t) by subbywan2007-06-11 15:48:56
    Aren't you distorted enough? by therantinggeek2007-06-11 15:56:28
      not *nearly* enough yet :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-06-11 16:00:07
        Heh. by therantinggeek2007-06-11 16:00:45
      j/k, of course. by therantinggeek2007-06-11 15:58:09
  Gary Oldman? (n/t) by jiteo2007-06-11 15:48:19
  James Earl Jones comes to mind... by blytkerchan2007-06-11 15:44:38
  Billy Crystal. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-06-11 15:42:43
    He'd be a better Greg. (n/t) by archnerd2007-06-11 16:42:03
      Nah. Denis Leary should voice Greg. by themadkansan2007-06-11 17:02:52
  Jack Nicholson by therantinggeek2007-06-11 15:41:17
  Anthony Hopkins (n/t) by archnerd2007-06-11 15:41:01
    Nah, he'd be better for Crud Puppy by smut2007-06-11 17:08:48
      Danny DeVito for Crud Puppy. (n/t) by archnerd2007-06-11 21:05:35
    Oooh good one. (n/t) by esbita2007-06-11 16:25:37
Off to my first exam by purplepineapple2007-06-11 15:30:38
  Good luck. by RetiQlum22007-06-11 15:31:21
    Counselling. by purplepineapple2007-06-11 19:10:34
    Class exam. (n/t) by hadji2007-06-11 15:40:35
Firk! A one line programming change has taken... by RetiQlum22007-06-11 15:27:46
  speaking of bad programming... by Freakazoid2007-06-11 16:29:15
  Ya but they saved that money from the modem line ! by themadkansan2007-06-11 15:40:23
    7 hours at $80/per hour or... by RetiQlum22007-06-11 15:47:35
      COST MONEY BAD MAKE MONEY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!11111one by themadkansan2007-06-11 17:01:10
        Maybe, but it make code monkey go... by RetiQlum22007-06-11 17:45:10
          No! No tools! Bad codemonkey! by themadkansan2007-06-11 17:50:16
            I absolutely hate working without proper tools. by RetiQlum22007-06-11 17:57:03
              :( by themadkansan2007-06-11 18:00:44
                Offers to shoot the people giving you headaches by joecrouse2007-06-11 18:05:11
                  Gotta love being the one in range. by themadkansan2007-06-11 18:27:57
                    The people that dont know thier software names by joecrouse2007-06-11 19:25:48
I just heard one of the Bestest company names evar by Classic_Jon2007-06-11 15:09:16
  I have had coffe at "Java Byte" ;) (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-06-11 23:44:47
Want to know how your mouse works? by klaranth2007-06-11 15:02:11
  this'll be time #3 or 4 that's been posted here by Freakazoid2007-06-11 16:30:35
  And with that: Goodnight UFies. by klaranth2007-06-11 15:03:49
Butts arrested for stealing toilet paper. by VivianC2007-06-11 14:36:39
  If you are that desperate for toilet paper you hav by klaranth2007-06-11 14:56:01
  In related newz by lab rat2007-06-11 14:43:42
    Quote by bimkins2007-06-11 15:11:49
Whoever posted about Ctrl+Alt+Del a few days ago, by BorgKing2007-06-11 14:30:14
  You're Welcome (I Think) Happened to me too ß-Ţ (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-06-12 01:24:36
  Or Schlock Mercenary ? by klaranth2007-06-11 14:57:38
    Am reading that too. by BorgKing2007-06-11 15:06:18
      If you like two lumps, and Garfield check out by hieraco2007-06-11 23:25:36
      Overlap of 6. by staticsan2007-06-11 16:00:30
        My fave webcomics by jaygib92007-06-11 16:13:20
      Whoa, that's an overlap of 5 with mine. by Esteis2007-06-11 15:18:16
        Missed two: Questionable Content, and Bunny. by Esteis2007-06-11 15:21:05
  Have you seen irregular webcomic yet? (n/t) by merlin2007-06-11 14:33:51
I think I'm starting to have one of my mini by Rogue19712007-06-11 14:15:57
  Solw deep breaths, go to your `happy place' by hieraco2007-06-11 23:23:49
  {{{Rogue1971}}} by therantinggeek2007-06-11 14:18:19
    Gonna take my break early and go for a short walk by Rogue19712007-06-11 14:27:03
'ey Hactar by kyrasantae2007-06-11 14:05:57
I feel awesome. by dodrian2007-06-11 14:04:55
"I has a bucket... by SnArL2007-06-11 13:44:14
  Just don't let your friend meet up with by merlin2007-06-11 13:45:38
    "We'll be embalming a body and see the stomach by SnArL2007-06-11 14:06:32
So . . . we've got this VM server . . . by hadji2007-06-11 13:41:04
  ESX? It is possible - of course you they by Blindman2007-06-11 13:56:34
    Sure, but 10 to 1, they didn't plan on that. (n/t) by hadji2007-06-11 14:23:20
    Yep. by theanomaly2007-06-11 14:23:10
      wild ain't it? by Blindman2007-06-11 14:26:47
        I was doing a webex with a customer once by varikin2007-06-11 14:38:25
      <Deleted><Deleted>2007-06-11 14:40:22
        Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2007-06-11 14:40:50
        opps, please MOD one of these by Blindman2007-06-11 14:27:33
Attn: LthrOttr by Dire_Lobo2007-06-11 13:37:31
  Attn: Dire_Lobo by LthrOttr2007-06-11 17:59:57
Does the windows UPS service keep a log by Freakazoid2007-06-11 13:32:22
  Have you looked in the Event Viewer? (n/t) by merlin2007-06-11 13:36:40
    yup, nothing there by Freakazoid2007-06-11 13:58:58
      Interesting. Everything I found indicated that it by merlin2007-06-11 14:04:22
        Might depend on the settings by Sterling_Ag2007-06-11 14:13:37
Opinions of LinkedIn.com? (n/t) by subbywan2007-06-11 13:26:45
  Works for me. by klaranth2007-06-11 13:44:05
  Meh. I'm sure it's useful for some people. by MadJo2007-06-11 13:42:48
  Works for me. by VivianC2007-06-11 13:39:15
  It makes my feet itch... by shadowsystems2007-06-11 13:35:54
  it has been very useful for me (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-06-11 13:28:39
Teh funny: Cat resolutions. by Esteis2007-06-11 13:23:08
  I remember the list's original incarnation. by Phoon2007-06-11 20:04:33
  THAT was the funniest stuff I have read the past by joecrouse2007-06-11 19:36:08
  ROFL by Silverfire2007-06-11 17:20:32
    How many of these things has your cat done (n/t) by joecrouse2007-06-11 19:37:06
    Ditto LOL (n/t) by Ataraxia2007-06-11 19:13:59
  Bwahahaha. That's brilliant! (n/t) by dodrian2007-06-11 14:13:54
  *chuckle* by Nea2007-06-11 13:39:20
Windows server question. by hadji2007-06-11 13:18:41
  I have issues with 2000 Server and ntpd. by bwkaz2007-06-11 14:50:15
  Heh. by hadji2007-06-11 13:35:37
    Fix 816042 deals with 2003 syncing with a by mekkanik_mike2007-06-11 13:39:18
      I wanted to be sure first, because I've been told by hadji2007-06-11 13:42:09
        That's what test labs are for silly rabbit (n/t) by merlin2007-06-11 13:43:01
          yeah.. breakout the test rig... by mekkanik_mike2007-06-11 13:49:07
            You know perfectly well... by themadkansan2007-06-11 17:55:01
  Try these articles on the windows time service by Classic_Jon2007-06-11 13:28:01
    Clickified by merlin2007-06-11 13:29:40
  Well, how about a "maybe"? by merlin2007-06-11 13:26:48
When two co-workers bring thier by hactar the uhhh2007-06-11 13:05:16
  Depends.. by Sterling_Ag2007-06-11 13:09:07
    When two coworkers bring their Depends? by VivianC2007-06-11 13:17:14
      I'm glad I'm not the only that made that mash-up ( (n/t) by merlin2007-06-11 13:17:52
        I just saw that..hehee XD (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-11 13:19:14
          That'll teach me to post one word subjects (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2007-06-11 13:21:54
            Well, that depends . . . *flee* (n/t) by merlin2007-06-11 13:27:32
Life is so random. I just bought a pallet jack. (n (n/t) by farfalla2007-06-11 13:01:07
  Are you going to use it to put your car up on by techi8702007-06-11 13:10:21
    No. :) by farfalla2007-06-11 13:15:30
      Office job and ballet slippers?? by robertltux2007-06-11 13:35:55
        A little bit of both. ;) (n/t) by farfalla2007-06-11 15:00:31
        "I think in the future everyone will be wearing th by talon07202007-06-11 13:56:01
          ROFL! by varikin2007-06-11 16:43:46
      I really want one of those by voxwoman2007-06-11 13:21:37
        you could try those furniture glide things by Imp2007-06-11 13:23:24
          depending on wieght class by robertltux2007-06-11 13:33:36
            do they glide on concrete? by voxwoman2007-06-11 13:38:55
Eenteresting... by jiteo2007-06-11 12:59:57
  Lets see if i can run safari on Slackware ... by ideur2007-06-11 13:43:20
    Nope! Installs but does not run under wine by ideur2007-06-11 14:13:38
  Seems like the Steve Job's trademark, the reality by shminux2007-06-11 13:06:33
Did the board jsut got UFied? (n/t) by klaranth2007-06-11 12:58:06
  Not UFied. by Myke2007-06-11 13:02:46
    Will this also effect the IRC Channel with Sporks (n/t) by klaranth2007-06-11 13:04:46
      Yes and no. by Myke2007-06-11 13:11:13
        Hrm... wonder... by abaron2007-06-11 13:15:14
          Heh, I tried peeking thru their door yesterday by Myke2007-06-11 13:20:01
      Doubtful IMO by abaron2007-06-11 13:06:54
        There's been a few netsplits. by krikkert2007-06-11 13:09:03
          I have been corrected by abaron2007-06-11 13:16:46
  Yup. (n/t) by VivianC2007-06-11 12:58:56
Is it possible to save YouTube videos for offline by Snate2007-06-11 12:57:36
  Yes Video downloader pluggin for firefox by joecrouse2007-06-11 15:57:19
    clicky inside by joecrouse2007-06-11 15:58:32
  Google "Greasemonkey" by run.dll2007-06-11 14:35:39
  googling for downloading youtube videos pulls up by raptor_872007-06-11 13:24:50
  look for a Firefox plugin called VideoDownloader ( (n/t) by austinkp2007-06-11 13:00:10
    Thanks. It worked great. (n/t) by Snate2007-06-11 13:22:01
Pictures from our Vancouver trip this weekend have by techi8702007-06-11 12:25:32
  First, it's "Granville" :) Second, the rain stoppe by shminux2007-06-11 13:04:10
    We'll know better for next time. I will say the by techi8702007-06-11 13:08:15
  Sorry about the rib. by bimkins2007-06-11 12:35:06
  You did *what*? by farfalla2007-06-11 12:34:41
    Try dislocating a rib in the back! by Myke2007-06-11 13:18:47
      This one is in my back, just below my right by techi8702007-06-11 13:34:14
    That's about what TechisSO said when I told her. by techi8702007-06-11 13:02:52
      You're getting old. :) by farfalla2007-06-11 13:04:38
        It doesn't hurt to breath anymore but I can still by techi8702007-06-11 13:09:23
Free CD-burning software suggestions, please by farfalla2007-06-11 11:43:10
  Burn4free. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-06-11 15:59:12
  Thank you, Ufies! :) (n/t) by farfalla2007-06-11 13:05:40
    So what did you use? Was it any good? (n/t) by VivianC2007-06-11 13:40:12
  CDBurnerXP Pro by Blindman2007-06-11 12:29:16
  InfraRecorder by FST7772007-06-11 12:22:56
  I use Windows' built-in burner by Egaeus2007-06-11 12:05:22
  I use FinalBurner Free by VivianC2007-06-11 11:56:15
  DeepBurner(.com) by stoffeltier2007-06-11 11:52:47
  Maybe by imrambi2007-06-11 11:45:24
Grammar help? lie lies lay layn/lay lays laid laid by z1root2007-06-11 11:38:41
  Irrelevant Side Note: It's "lain". (n/t) by hobbs2007-06-11 12:09:22
    Should it be "to get lain" then? by scum2007-06-11 13:24:47
      Different word. Lain comes from lie. by z1root2007-06-11 13:55:30
    Oops! Thanks. by z1root2007-06-11 12:35:53
  "Lay thee down" by MatthewDBA2007-06-11 11:42:18
    So, then, they're correct as they are? (n/t) by z1root2007-06-11 11:54:35
      It looks fine to me. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-06-11 12:02:45
        Thank you! (n/t) by z1root2007-06-11 12:36:14
Almost made an a3 of myself this weekend… by SouthpawPL2007-06-11 11:31:08
  You white folk... :-) by Illiad2007-06-11 15:30:09
    Chitlins taste ok. by joecrouse2007-06-11 16:46:17
    Try prairy oysters. by RetiQlum22007-06-11 15:51:26
      meh not bad tasting as long as you by joecrouse2007-06-11 16:46:57
  My experience by jsr2007-06-11 15:21:14
  Your transport ban is missing a picture by IByte2007-06-11 13:57:18
    That's cause the fine is by talon07202007-06-11 14:14:24
  I ate a durian sweet once. by Esteis2007-06-11 13:29:05
  If memory serves me... by geopsychic2007-06-11 11:50:30
  I had to look at Durian twice by Imp2007-06-11 11:43:17
    My parents raised me to believe that anything that by SouthpawPL2007-06-11 11:50:58
      Probably the same guy who by geopsychic2007-06-11 11:56:35
        Ironically by Imp2007-06-11 12:03:00
        Confident in his recent successes, by Tyop2007-06-11 12:00:54
          You Nordics are insane. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-06-11 12:29:24
            Yes, they are... by Bellator2007-06-11 12:57:45
            No, that's the Swedes. by krikkert2007-06-11 12:35:11
              Lutefisk then? by Karl-Henrik2007-06-11 23:55:54
              Nope, it's the lot of you. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-06-11 13:08:53
              Ngh by Imp2007-06-11 12:57:01
          Gah!?! by Imp2007-06-11 12:07:50
Razzafrazzing lousy network techs! by RetiQlum22007-06-11 11:08:03
  I'm in Cleveland... by audiogeek20002007-06-11 11:16:10
    Then tonight we dine in Cleveland! by VivianC2007-06-11 11:20:52
      Hillarious! (n/t) by scum2007-06-11 12:26:04
      Just got done watching. by audiogeek20002007-06-11 11:33:24
      I just saw it. by Illiad2007-06-11 11:25:03
O.o oh my.. It took this long to work out that I by l1nx2007-06-11 10:54:33
  I wonder if this is a record for by sgrunt2007-06-11 10:55:06
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-06-11 16:41:09
  Moderated for language in URL (n/t) by Nea2007-06-11 16:41:30
  A cell phone salesman sings Nessun Dorma (ID9Ked) by Snate2007-06-11 16:35:04
  *picks jaw up off floor* by esbita2007-06-11 15:25:38
  what show is this from? by coxims2007-06-11 13:13:58
    Britain has Talent by Egaeus2007-06-11 13:20:37
      thanks, I'll look into that! (n/t) by coxims2007-06-11 13:26:39
    Welcome to the funnies page by hieraco2007-06-11 13:18:15
      done by coxims2007-06-11 13:36:28
        all you need now is a TLP by vidi2007-06-11 14:01:58
          Oh yes a first comment even "hello world" will do by hieraco2007-06-11 14:07:00
  Mods. Youtube link. (n/t) by mckenzie2007-06-11 12:12:33
    MODS Sorry to invoke again by abaron2007-06-11 15:56:51
      No, you're not wrong. by Nea2007-06-11 16:44:00
        *streals d from own post* (n/t) by Nea2007-06-11 16:44:41
          *puts d back and shows it to everyone* by Egaeus2007-06-11 19:48:39
            *pout* by Nea2007-06-11 22:34:19
    Didn't I say that already? (n/t) by Egaeus2007-06-11 12:14:43
      Yes... by mckenzie2007-06-11 13:08:23
  Incredible! by bimkins2007-06-11 11:39:10
    Yeah, especially after by Egaeus2007-06-11 11:57:23
      Opera doesn't cut it on AI by voxwoman2007-06-11 13:29:49
        I guess that 'merkins ain't 'fisticated 'nuff by Egaeus2007-06-11 13:37:19
  That was amazing! Did not expect that from him. (n/t) by NDwight2007-06-11 11:33:27
SO is out of town by oedlan2007-06-11 10:40:21
  No strippers? by RetiQlum22007-06-11 10:49:56
    That's her name (Pizza). That way when th SO calls by Dire_Lobo2007-06-11 11:03:41
      PIZZA THE HUTT! by SnArL2007-06-11 11:31:29
        *facepalm* by therantinggeek2007-06-11 15:54:49
      Long time since I enjoyed pizza... by oedlan2007-06-11 11:17:17
      LOL! by RetiQlum22007-06-11 11:09:24
        I ain't touching any stripper called "Pizza" (n/t) by VivianC2007-06-11 11:10:20
          She's hot! & plays a mean game of hide the peppero by Dire_Lobo2007-06-11 11:42:51
            It's hide the salami by DesertRat662007-06-11 11:47:01
          How about Charity and Faith? by DesertRat662007-06-11 11:28:07
            Oops that's Charity and Bunny by DesertRat662007-06-11 11:36:07
              So that's where the lipstick came from! (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-06-11 12:21:49
                A little bit of it (n/t) by DesertRat662007-06-11 12:58:07
          agreed! not even with yours, as the saying goes ;) (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-06-11 11:11:07
  mmm.. pizza.. :P (n/t) by Corvus_One2007-06-11 10:48:57
What do you call a network location? by Snate2007-06-11 10:38:56
  Universal Resource Locator. AKA: URL. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-06-11 10:51:10
    D'oh! UNC is correct. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-06-11 10:59:16
  UNC path. (n/t) by Didactylos2007-06-11 10:40:08
    Thanks, that is what I wanted. (n/t) by Snate2007-06-11 10:47:45
  Those are called shares. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-06-11 10:40:07
Attn: A helpful US UFie by Spisefisken2007-06-11 10:33:20
  Is that tinyurl gone (ATTN Bellator) by IByte2007-06-11 13:21:08
    It's a bit broken at the moment by Bellator2007-06-11 13:49:10
  Spisefisken by Dire_Lobo2007-06-11 11:05:41
    Thanks by Spisefisken2007-06-11 11:19:09
      I would have by Egaeus2007-06-11 12:11:08
  I don't get paid until Friday... by therantinggeek2007-06-11 10:38:42
    I can pay you up front if you'd like by Spisefisken2007-06-11 10:40:43
      Yes I do. by therantinggeek2007-06-11 10:45:13
        I have sent you 20$ by Spisefisken2007-06-11 11:00:29
          It's enough. by therantinggeek2007-06-11 11:52:57
            I put it in the message along with the money by Spisefisken2007-06-11 12:05:40
              I just received an email from the vendor by therantinggeek2007-06-11 15:01:45
        The exchange rate is roughly ¤1 == $1.3 (n/t) by afterburner2007-06-11 10:48:41
          We don't use ¤ but DKK 1$ = 5,58 DKK by Spisefisken2007-06-11 10:55:08
IFAD? by SnappingTurtle2007-06-11 10:32:47
  No. Not yet. (n/t) by Michiel2007-06-11 12:04:32
It's lunchtime!!!! *happy dance* by merlin2007-06-11 10:12:46
  Lunchtime here too! by audiogeek20002007-06-11 10:48:51
Did Myke put the uplink in an elevator? by Tyop2007-06-11 10:07:29
  seem so for me by c3po2007-06-11 10:34:14
    I'm experiencing the same problems. (n/t) by nix2007-06-11 11:27:35
  I haven't found it down today. by RetiQlum22007-06-11 10:19:46
Trip pics from weekend before last! by theanomaly2007-06-11 10:05:38
  Hiking/camping in the rockies is awesome by hieraco2007-06-11 13:13:10
  That's out by Mt. Robson isn't it?!? (n/t) by Iwinky901092007-06-11 10:34:20
  Where were those taken? (n/t) by nix2007-06-11 10:33:56
    Berg Lake trail, near Mt Robson. by theanomaly2007-06-11 10:40:49
      I would have expected more snow that high up by nix2007-06-11 11:01:37
        Yeah, there wasn't much. That said, however, by theanomaly2007-06-11 11:04:37
          I'm down in Calgary. by nix2007-06-11 11:09:20
            I did a trip in Kananaskis last year. by theanomaly2007-06-11 12:04:46
              Are you referring to Northover Ridge? by nix2007-06-11 13:10:52
                That's the one. by theanomaly2007-06-11 13:53:52
      I've wanted to hike up there... by Iwinky901092007-06-11 10:47:36
  Looks like a good trip... by Iwinky901092007-06-11 10:31:08
    Had a great time. by theanomaly2007-06-11 10:43:11
      Sounds like a P-LAN XD (n/t) by Iwinky901092007-06-11 10:48:30
        Heh. by theanomaly2007-06-11 10:59:49
          Not that much really... by Iwinky901092007-06-12 10:33:52
A lot of computer troubleshooting advice I have by sgrunt2007-06-11 10:01:59
  Sofware is getting too complex. by Khaar2007-06-11 13:36:17
  Why I do it. by lheggland2007-06-11 11:17:35
    Why I do it. by Menetlaus2007-06-11 12:11:34
      Why I do it by therantinggeek2007-06-11 15:04:02
  The Nuke and pave option should only by Classic_Jon2007-06-11 10:57:56
  If the system is hijacked by a rootkit by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 10:23:22
    I'm not just referring to recent board postings by sgrunt2007-06-11 10:28:45
      Thing is, the process of nuke and pave by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 10:31:56
  It's Windows, what do you expect? by RetiQlum22007-06-11 10:13:33
    wonderful world of windows by com_net ver.22007-06-11 10:38:46
    That would be my point by sgrunt2007-06-11 10:21:32
      Something wrong with Windows? by RetiQlum22007-06-11 10:48:37
        Dunno Depends on what you use the system for. by joecrouse2007-06-11 16:04:25
        You wouldn't believe how many people I know by sgrunt2007-06-11 10:56:34
        OTOH, considering the number of Windows by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 10:56:27
          I'd bet that by sgrunt2007-06-11 10:58:40
            Just like my DWL-G510 Rev C2 WiFi card.. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 11:08:04
              That's not "obscure", that's "no datasheet". by bwkaz2007-06-11 15:29:38
      That's a brilliant observation. ;) by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 10:29:04
  Been that way with hardware for a while. by theanomaly2007-06-11 10:07:30
How not to understand your clients by rockAteer2007-06-11 09:55:00
  After having things like that happen by joecrouse2007-06-11 19:29:35
    Or you can just toss the extra soap. ;) (n/t) by Concept2007-06-11 20:59:33
  Classic :) (n/t) by esbita2007-06-11 12:00:49
  wow by com_net ver.22007-06-11 10:48:22
  HAHAHAHA :-D by Snate2007-06-11 10:34:23
    =) (n/t) by rockAteer2007-06-11 10:37:47
The Angels Have the Phone Box by VivianC2007-06-11 09:52:37
  Duck! by hyzenthlay2007-06-11 10:10:45
    Is it bad... by VivianC2007-06-11 11:18:54
      Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. (n/t) by williamashbless2007-06-11 12:19:54
Would you call this a failing HDD? by austinkp2007-06-11 09:21:44
  I don't know if this has anything to do with it... by kc5sdy2007-06-11 09:26:18
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-06-11 09:58:35
    Mod'd: Double post (n/t) by Tyop2007-06-11 09:58:57
  My guess would be a virus. by RetiQlum22007-06-11 09:25:11
  A corrputed filesystem, for example. by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 09:25:03
    Good idea, I'll have to check. by austinkp2007-06-11 09:36:16
      Zero spam? by sgrunt2007-06-11 10:05:52
        heh. He does, but doesn't share it. Only family by austinkp2007-06-11 10:06:44
          I recall reading a statistic somewhere on by sgrunt2007-06-11 10:14:56
            yup, that's why I had him choose an email address by austinkp2007-06-11 10:19:04
              I suppose part of it is by sgrunt2007-06-11 10:24:01
    Ooops. Mods, DP. :( (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 09:25:56
The IRS can suck my big toe. by PsychoI3oy2007-06-11 09:03:29
  If your company is withholding for you by voxwoman2007-06-11 09:53:55
    Right. by PsychoI3oy2007-06-11 09:57:09
  Do your paperwork. by RetiQlum22007-06-11 09:44:41
  Yeah, I found out about taxes the hard way. by Anonymous Freak2007-06-11 09:36:34
    Keeping your corporate kit up to date? by basher202007-06-11 09:50:30
  Are you paying quarterly? (n/t) by VivianC2007-06-11 09:11:52
ATTN: puppyfriend by hadji2007-06-11 08:52:39
  Sorry by puppyfriend2007-06-11 08:58:11
    :-o Yeah that's rough. by hadji2007-06-11 09:07:28
      Just think about her by puppyfriend2007-06-11 09:12:57
        Polar or garcia type of warm fuzzies?? (n/t) by robertltux2007-06-11 09:37:25
        *sends warm fuzzies along with a text msg* (n/t) by therantinggeek2007-06-11 09:35:19
          thx by puppyfriend2007-06-11 10:47:29
        Of course. (n/t) by hadji2007-06-11 09:22:24
        *sends a couple with Express Shipping* (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 09:15:39
    Very sorry to hear that. by VivianC2007-06-11 09:06:10
      Thanks... by puppyfriend2007-06-11 09:14:49
Scissors, Sharku: FlashMeet? :-) by JimK2007-06-11 08:42:28
  Look in your mbox by SciSSorS2007-06-12 05:48:10
  You've got mail... (n/t) by Sharku2007-06-11 13:47:02
Microsoft should really send trainers for Vista by justncase2007-06-11 08:40:14
  Ubuntu FTW! XD (n/t) by SparcMan2007-06-11 10:10:27
Apple's new product... by JimK2007-06-11 08:31:20
  That was very funny. (n/t) by afterburner2007-06-11 08:49:35
So the bike's in the shop again... by mekkanik_mike2007-06-11 07:49:01
  look at this way you didn't find this out the hard by robertltux2007-06-11 09:40:40
Thanks for all the birthday wishes for Molly!!! by j.butterfly2007-06-11 07:48:51
  Happy belated b-day to Molly! by Silverfire2007-06-11 17:44:51
  Happy Bityhday Molly! by RetiQlum22007-06-11 08:37:39
    Moreso this past year I think. :) by j.butterfly2007-06-11 09:20:53
    Llamas! by hadji2007-06-11 08:45:19
  add belated ones from me, i wasn't online... (n/t) by Nightwind2007-06-11 08:26:17
    Today is actually her birthday... by j.butterfly2007-06-11 08:28:59
      not to the seccond? (n/t) by Nightwind2007-06-11 08:36:18
        no....I was laying on a surgery table by j.butterfly2007-06-11 09:19:33
  That child is way too happy. by hadji2007-06-11 08:25:55
    She is a happy girl isn't she? :) by j.butterfly2007-06-11 08:30:30
      s/is/isn't (n/t) by j.butterfly2007-06-11 08:31:06
What does it mean when you call someone on by hadji2007-06-11 07:47:55
  what burns me is the "You havereached the desk of" by robertltux2007-06-11 08:04:51
  Their mobile phone may be forwarded to by Sterling_Ag2007-06-11 07:57:17
    Not too silly by altordwm2007-06-11 08:02:48
      Imagine? That describes my office perfectly. :) by justncase2007-06-11 08:31:01
  It means that it's a business phone. by RetiQlum22007-06-11 07:49:49
Physics question (lenses) by oot2007-06-11 07:46:18
  Simple answer: by sgrunt2007-06-11 07:54:29
Almighty UFicle, HELP ! by SciSSorS2007-06-11 07:41:42
  Do you have the Auditor module running? (n/t) by basher202007-06-11 07:44:38
I can haz 1337 code? by toysbfun2007-06-11 07:00:58
  DO NOT WANT by voxwoman2007-06-11 07:11:03
    Go for it. Maybe make a Keymap by joecrouse2007-06-11 16:56:23
    that's not 1337 speak, but lolcat speak by madjo2007-06-11 07:32:53
      Im in ur post, pikkin ur nits! ;-) (n/t) by kiroh2007-06-11 08:36:52
    snerk by Imp2007-06-11 07:14:16
    Invisible Admin Guide (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 07:12:58
So I get the details of the outside offer... by mekkanik_mike2007-06-11 06:40:09
  Wow... your medical covers your parents??? by voxwoman2007-06-11 07:00:45
    yep... by mekkanik_mike2007-06-11 07:54:35
      And we were wondering why the software by klaranth2007-06-11 14:03:58
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-06-11 06:33:44
UF site being really slow for anyone else? (n/t) by FNORDer2007-06-11 06:31:52
  Yup (n/t) by Snate2007-06-11 09:45:05
  Slow here. by therantinggeek2007-06-11 08:05:06
  Yeah :\ by Myke2007-06-11 07:32:34
  Yup. by purplepineapple2007-06-11 07:07:22
  Been iffy today and Friday it seems. by theanomaly2007-06-11 06:55:30
    Sunday, too. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 07:02:48
      Last night was awful. by RetiQlum22007-06-11 07:05:30
  Quite slow for me. (n/t) by dodrian2007-06-11 06:35:27
  if it even loads - it's really slow. (n/t) by Blindman2007-06-11 06:35:14
ATTN: Dodrian, Call-198, Fitzso, Hieraco, and by uf_dpc2007-06-11 06:02:01
  Awesome! Thanks! (n/t) by dodrian2007-06-11 10:45:57
  I dunno what this month's topic is by PsychoI3oy2007-06-11 07:40:34
  Gaaah! That reminds me... by mekkanik_mike2007-06-11 06:22:53
    hehe no worries, I'm 80GB behind my backups by uf_dpc2007-06-11 07:10:10
      ~INR 400-500 for a 50 pack. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2007-06-11 07:45:07
UFICLE: Where on the web does one go to find by FNORDer2007-06-11 05:53:37
  Couple of options by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 05:59:17
    Yes, free would be nice. by FNORDer2007-06-11 06:03:54
      Try a different angle? by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 06:21:06
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-06-11 05:30:03
Fulfill or Fulfil ? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-06-11 05:25:31
  This thread is unfullfilling... (n/t) by skern2007-06-11 08:17:54
  This "dictionary" says the double-ll ending by SciSSorS2007-06-11 07:30:08
  free refills? (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-06-11 05:43:33
  Re: Fulfill or Fulfil by ideur2007-06-11 05:41:36
  dictionary.com says both. by Sharku2007-06-11 05:31:13
  Fullfill? (n/t) by Khaar2007-06-11 05:29:00
freud called, he wanted his slip back by com_net ver.22007-06-11 04:53:33
  Heh heh: "tens of youngsters dead". by Didactylos2007-06-11 06:48:05
    Where are you going to find... by VivianC2007-06-11 08:54:07
  Wait by DesertRat662007-06-11 06:38:56
    All a matter of perspective by PeKaJe2007-06-11 07:09:45
    Thread Jack; You have 120 PCs by SaylorA2007-06-11 06:47:18
      3 People and 3 hours (n/t) by DesertRat662007-06-11 06:48:57
    Because the english are by veran2007-06-11 06:43:25
      'seemingly' to whom? Gun crime is falling by jeff_uk2007-06-11 07:06:45
        Didn't we cover this a couple weeks ago? by VivianC2007-06-11 08:48:18
          If you read AndyA's response the first time by jeff_uk2007-06-11 08:58:58
            I read his response. by VivianC2007-06-11 09:04:10
              Statistics are easy by jeff_uk2007-06-11 09:37:58
        that's the "seemingly" part by veran2007-06-11 07:10:56
          actually they do by com_net ver.22007-06-11 07:21:08
            catering to the lowest common denominator again (n (n/t) by veran2007-06-11 07:28:58
            The famous subtext. by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 07:24:45
              a lotof what the media publish is of use only to by jeff_uk2007-06-11 07:47:27
                the catch with any statistic by com_net ver.22007-06-11 08:29:10
                  And how. by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 08:43:18
                    exactly (n/t) by com_net ver.22007-06-11 08:54:01
        *1.2 million, ish (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-06-11 07:07:52
  For crying out loud by Jito4632007-06-11 05:30:15
    If you're going to use a building in by Sterling_Ag2007-06-11 07:47:43
    But you still need permission from building owners by hieraco2007-06-11 07:39:07
      right, but who are the owners? by com_net ver.22007-06-11 08:47:32
        Alas no, it is private property (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-06-11 08:54:25
      Under what law? by jeff_uk2007-06-11 08:16:55
        So you're saying I could take pictures of the by Sterling_Ag2007-06-11 08:44:45
          Also, Straw man, by jeff_uk2007-06-11 09:48:05
            My mistake.. You did merely ask the question by Sterling_Ag2007-06-11 10:36:11
          No. My post was a question, not a statement (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-06-11 08:47:09
        Laws of ownership and property. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 08:19:42
          That's if you'd use the church. Not an image of it by hej2007-06-11 08:36:24
            In Germany, this is valid legalese. by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 08:38:14
          I can find nothing in UK law... by jeff_uk2007-06-11 08:36:13
            Sorry, I have no clue about that area. by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 08:41:05
      A valid legalism. Finally. by veran2007-06-11 08:11:02
    What about a WW2 game where you play Hitler? by subbywan2007-06-11 05:56:38
      Nothing wrong with it, by jeff_uk2007-06-11 08:08:20
      that one might be alittle bit too much by com_net ver.22007-06-11 06:52:20
        *points to Christianities history* by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 06:59:32
          look, there is a logic to this: by veran2007-06-11 07:15:41
            Logical fallacy: Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc by jeff_uk2007-06-11 09:54:34
              I am pretty sure that the things work together by veran2007-06-11 11:52:04
            Counterexample on your logic: by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 07:21:36
              just missing ingredients because of laziness by veran2007-06-11 07:27:29
                First premise is wrong. by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 07:28:50
                  Anarchists? by veran2007-06-11 07:32:10
                    You obviously have no clue what you are talking by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 07:34:13
                      Anarchists by veran2007-06-11 07:49:12
                        requirement of money != motivation by it. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 07:52:20
                          Requirement is the motivation by veran2007-06-11 08:08:13
                            Just because you need money by MatthewDBA2007-06-11 08:46:37
                              When enopugh people behave in a certain way- by veran2007-06-11 09:31:05
                                I'm not sure I follow (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-06-11 09:51:23
                            Proof? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 08:18:44
                              Lemme check my wallet (n/t) by veran2007-06-11 08:26:34
                                General claim, general proof. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 08:28:05
                                No need for proof - by veran2007-06-11 09:28:44
                                If it's used in an argument by MatthewDBA2007-06-11 09:46:05
                                Suppose for a moment that nobody wants money by veran2007-06-11 10:00:30
                                Recognition by their peers. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 10:11:02
                                And how much milk and read can I have for that? by veran2007-06-11 10:22:18
                                Two things: by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 10:26:23
                                If money is means for everything by veran2007-06-11 11:48:57
                                I *need* money by MatthewDBA2007-06-11 12:11:34
                                You want it because you need it by veran2007-06-11 13:45:00
                                You don't buy love by MatthewDBA2007-06-11 16:56:56
                                bread, not read. Obviously. (n/t) by veran2007-06-11 10:23:10
          this is something that we will see more and more by com_net ver.22007-06-11 07:14:46
            Actually, the jury's still out on that. by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 07:19:01
              in cases like that it depends on the audence by com_net ver.22007-06-11 07:28:52
                AFAIK, there are three theories on how gaming and by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 07:31:23
                  for those interested by com_net ver.22007-06-11 07:47:30
                    I'm going to read the article soonish. by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 07:50:36
                      Ah, I read that one, too, when Ars published it. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 10:49:54
              I am still waiting for that by veran2007-06-11 07:22:52
                that's probably already been done by com_net ver.22007-06-11 07:33:32
            Look! They are shooting humans! by veran2007-06-11 07:17:47
      <Deleted><Deleted>2007-06-11 09:15:55
        Mod'd: Racial slur. (n/t) by Tyop2007-06-11 09:16:55
        This will be remembered. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-06-11 07:54:15
        If you're going to post tasteless jokes by voxwoman2007-06-11 07:05:56
          don't tell me what's funny and what's not by veran2007-06-11 07:13:25
        *plants "Don't feed the troll" sign* by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 06:50:17
          Trolling trolling trolling... by veran2007-06-11 07:12:05
        Hands Veran a pink fluffy bunny with asbestos suit by vectorz2007-06-11 06:48:33
          Don't sweat it (n/t) by veran2007-06-11 06:49:43
        Wow. Tasteless and offensive. by jdelphiki2007-06-11 06:46:33
          I aim to please by veran2007-06-11 06:48:41
            As am I... by jdelphiki2007-06-11 07:36:46
      *Cough* Godwins Law! *Cough* (n/t) by Corvus_One2007-06-11 06:36:50
        Nope. No one was compared to hitler :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-06-11 06:40:23
          <Deleted><Deleted>2007-06-11 06:50:43
            Mod'd: Double post. (n/t) by Tyop2007-06-11 06:51:26
            Mods. Lag is causing DP's! (n/t) by subbywan2007-06-11 06:45:55
          Drat! Foiled again! :P (n/t) by Corvus_One2007-06-11 06:42:09
          oops nm ... by subbywan2007-06-11 06:41:57
    Or too blunt. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 05:39:26
Attn: lab_rat by voxwoman2007-06-11 04:30:32
Attn: vectorz & tyebald by parastra2007-06-11 04:09:01
  Thank you. by vectorz2007-06-11 04:19:47
    Yes, we're all fine. by parastra2007-06-11 06:03:53
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-06-11 04:00:08
I used to be a coder. :'( by Khaar2007-06-11 03:45:14
  What's the opposite of "overall"? by Khaar2007-06-11 04:02:09
    "specific"? (n/t) by Concept2007-06-11 05:14:47
    Underall? (n/t) by wiredog2007-06-11 04:47:20
      Coverall? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 04:51:30
  What do you do now? by Karl-Henrik2007-06-11 03:58:44
    Plenty. by Khaar2007-06-11 04:04:24
      Guilty? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 04:07:41
        Might be. by Khaar2007-06-11 04:09:30
          We'll find something. by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 04:10:59
    Herding cats :-) (n/t) by ideur2007-06-11 04:01:04
      That too. by Khaar2007-06-11 04:14:04
        How's that? by scum2007-06-11 05:15:21
          Maybe not, but you can take a cat out for a drag. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-06-11 05:27:54
Procrastination by Poetry™ - Requiem for a Brain by kyrasantae2007-06-11 03:29:09
Stupid media coverage of awful events by veran2007-06-11 03:17:20
  Do you feel the same about "An accident killed by vdp2007-06-11 15:16:09
  If it wasnt for guns growing legs and shooting by kc5sdy2007-06-11 06:57:08
    You must be the best at Cluedo (n/t) by veran2007-06-11 07:19:44
Problems with 3D@Mandriva by LJENS2007-06-11 02:23:32
  Looks like the X driver is correct, but opengl is by Talchas2007-06-11 03:51:53
  Why did you have to switch? by FST7772007-06-11 03:09:13
    It's more shiny ;) by LJENS2007-06-11 06:44:35
      I recently switched to openSUSE by FST7772007-06-11 12:24:24
        SUSE... yuck by Freakazoid2007-06-11 16:39:55
        Suse was allright... by LJENS2007-06-11 12:34:55
  One page that helped me a lot ... by aix tom2007-06-11 03:04:43
ATTN: kyrasantae by MatthewDBA2007-06-11 01:54:11
  Did you check out the sample bit by kyrasantae2007-06-11 01:56:32
    Very Cool, thanks! by MatthewDBA2007-06-11 04:47:25
      To clarify: by MatthewDBA2007-06-11 04:57:23
        A glitch with art by kyrasantae2007-06-11 13:25:25
          To me this one seems less about love by MatthewDBA2007-06-11 17:15:06
            Church music is my style too by kyrasantae2007-06-11 19:07:17
ATT: FNORDer and EverybodyElse by oedlan2007-06-11 01:52:16
  You've got mail. (n/t) by FNORDer2007-06-11 05:58:30
  Oooh oooh I want to see it by kyrasantae2007-06-11 02:15:15
    Heheheh I can't read Swedish, maybe hieraco by kyrasantae2007-06-11 13:10:23
      I can try, but no guarantees by hieraco2007-06-11 14:01:26
Question about MS Office 2000 : by klar_at_work2007-06-11 01:39:42
  Thanks all. :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-06-11 02:32:33
  Office = Excel in this case? by vectorz2007-06-11 02:15:19
    Note to self: Hit F5 before posting... (n/t) by vectorz2007-06-11 02:16:54
  as far as I can find... by madjo2007-06-11 01:57:04
    Right, XC2000 doesn't do much by SciSSorS2007-06-11 07:24:30
    Can confirm. (n/t) by FST7772007-06-11 02:11:38
  I could tell for MSO 2003... by sauerlandcowboy2007-06-11 01:48:34
    But I do not HAVE MSO-2003. (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-06-11 01:50:43
I'm so waiting for next informatics class... by Bertram2007-06-11 01:39:21
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-06-11 06:45:21
    We had an OS assignment back in college which was by Silent Bob2007-06-11 06:49:41
    Mod'd: Illegal activities. by Tyop2007-06-11 06:49:41
    Mods? Isn't this against the rules? (n/t) by Sharku2007-06-11 05:26:11
      Doubtful, a common suggestion to fix windows by jeff_uk2007-06-11 06:45:36
        And at least since Windows XP it isn't possible by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 06:47:48
          /s/deltree/fdisk,etc. (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-06-11 06:49:01
            Not from the CLI, at least. by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 06:52:16
              However, as a co-worker found out, by funtime2007-06-11 07:23:39
                Same is true for *nix. by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 07:26:45
  Ah, that brings back the glory days of BackOrifice by Phoon2007-06-11 02:44:21
  our networking classes were fun by jeff_uk2007-06-11 02:29:34
    Oh we had that too>:) by Bertram2007-06-11 08:09:19
  Reminds me of my VHDL chip design class by ttlogic2007-06-11 01:55:28
I can haz ppl stop speeking in LOLcat pleez? by rhinobird2007-06-11 01:37:19
  I'm in ur brain makin u crazy (n/t) by Nightwind2007-06-11 08:27:53
  I always thought cats communciated by voxwoman2007-06-11 07:24:35
    and in a voice similar to Kelsey Grammar by voxwoman2007-06-11 07:27:55
      <Kelsey Grammar>I'm in ur lawn, eatin your mice!</ (n/t) by rhinobird2007-06-11 10:34:22
      No, they sing and dance in junkyards by basher202007-06-11 07:38:57
  Does not want? by Treehugger2007-06-11 07:05:02
  Owls? owls you been asking for? Found some: by ideur2007-06-11 05:34:28
  I can has post? (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-06-11 05:29:10
  I'm in your thred, makin mah reaplis! (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-06-11 02:40:02
  U dis me LOL kat? by hieraco2007-06-11 02:00:23
    Trade u for bukkit? (n/t) by Phoon2007-06-11 02:48:16
      Sold me bukkit fer a samich by hieraco2007-06-11 03:43:57
      Did someone take ur bukkit? (n/t) by rhinobird2007-06-11 03:16:13
        I has a bukket. (n/t) by Phoon2007-06-11 03:34:25
          ennyding n bukkit? (n/t) by basher202007-06-11 08:56:52
  oh rly? by madjo2007-06-11 01:58:48
ahem by Nightwind2007-06-11 01:15:09
  I have a couple of movies from that site. by RetiQlum22007-06-11 05:24:16
  So bad, it's good! (n/t) by SnowStar2007-06-11 01:25:10
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-06-11 01:00:01
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-06-11 00:59:35
  Probably not going to pass another by geopsychic2007-06-11 10:20:51
QOTM: Today's xkcd. by Qcumber-some2007-06-11 00:50:21
  Brilliant ;) by IByte2007-06-11 02:36:25
    They sell those by jeff_uk2007-06-11 03:04:09
      There are several versions by IByte2007-06-11 04:23:57
  That boy just ain't right. (n/t) by rhinobird2007-06-11 01:33:41
  My inlaws died childless. (n/t) by madjo2007-06-11 01:09:12
    ?que? Did you adopt your spouse? (n/t) by rhinobird2007-06-11 01:34:29
      Logic... it's puzzling! :) by madjo2007-06-11 02:00:23
        it was meant as a joke... by madjo2007-06-11 02:06:04
          I got it too by altordwm2007-06-11 05:49:23
          I got the joke. by CynicalRyan2007-06-11 03:58:44
      I think this was more an "after that" comment. by Qcumber-some2007-06-11 01:39:40
  I don't even know your daughter. (n/t) by hobbs2007-06-11 01:04:54
  As my future mother in law hates me with a burning by FNORDer2007-06-11 00:57:09
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-06-11 00:26:15
  How can you >EAT< that!? by SouthpawPL2007-06-11 09:11:29
  Clothes dryers by tompaine2007-06-11 07:57:30
  Why I bother to get up in the morning. (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-06-11 06:59:47
  What is the final question? (n/t) by parker2007-06-11 04:59:47
  teenagers by voxwoman2007-06-11 04:33:05
  the concept of "mystery" by RunNeoRun2007-06-11 03:18:56
  Why so many people waste so much time watching TV (n/t) by smiffy2007-06-11 02:51:38
  Life itself (n/t) by oedlan2007-06-11 01:53:30
    Life... don't talk to us about life. by sgrunt2007-06-11 07:38:53
  That we bother pondering it at all? (n/t) by oldphart2007-06-11 01:43:00
  if there is nothing more than physics to the funct by whybird2007-06-11 01:01:13
    I was going to post a reply to this. by vetitice2007-06-11 10:53:00
    free will is a model of human behavior that works by basher202007-06-11 10:15:14
    Turns out we don't really need free will anyway by Chuk2007-06-11 09:11:33
    free will modifies the past, present, and future (n/t) by lithophyte2007-06-11 05:28:13
    $Deity? by FST7772007-06-11 03:05:40
    because the universe is relative? by stoft2007-06-11 02:22:08
    Physics are not doing anything! by scum2007-06-11 02:04:29
      "One meter will always stay one meter" by Sharku2007-06-11 04:46:56
      on the other hand... by scum2007-06-11 02:29:28
    Well if you don't know, by cptspith2007-06-11 01:21:19
    There is no free will, by aix tom2007-06-11 01:16:47
    I know, I know! *raises hand* by Khaar2007-06-11 01:16:07
  Why do Gummi Bears fit up my nose? by shadowsystems2007-06-11 00:33:32
    They also fit up your [censored] by klar_at_work2007-06-11 00:49:53
      Yes, but... by shadowsystems2007-06-11 01:08:22
      How do you know it tastes better that way? by madjo2007-06-11 01:08:14
        I want to know your answer to this one, first: by klar_at_work2007-06-11 01:36:58
          All I did there was ruining a joke. :) by madjo2007-06-11 02:03:08
  Women by Spisefisken2007-06-11 00:32:05
    Women's under garments in the laundry by hieraco2007-06-11 03:45:47
    s/most/much/ by Spisefisken2007-06-11 00:32:23
      s/mysterie/mystery (n/t) by FST7772007-06-11 02:59:46
Comment Board Trivia by count_02007-06-11 00:25:30
  Shatner's character was named by skern2007-06-11 06:59:39
    The ability to re-shape his body. by Illiad2007-06-11 10:14:54
I can has nag strip pleez by kyrasantae2007-06-11 00:22:12
  Reassuring as well by ttlogic2007-06-11 00:53:05
  The last 2 lines need to be a bumper sticker. (n/t by Myke2007-06-11 00:24:32
    !SECONDED! =D by shadowsystems2007-06-11 00:32:36
DOH! Ah! The floor crumple of lost money... (n/t) by rhinobird2007-06-11 00:16:03
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-06-11 00:08:24
  *makes pot of JBM* *holds up pot* Anyone else? (n/ (n/t) by vampire2007-06-11 07:06:51
  *big hugs for all the UFies* by Pyxidragon2007-06-11 06:36:09
    *BIG HUG* by GreyCrow2007-06-11 06:46:34
      *SNUGGLEHUGS!!* by Pyxidragon2007-06-11 07:58:08
  *curls up by fireplace* by esbita2007-06-11 05:48:57
  Hello all by afterburner2007-06-11 05:18:36
  I arrived! by Treehugger2007-06-11 04:56:14
    *serves chilled lemonade* by vectorz2007-06-11 07:25:22
      *glugs lemonade* by Treehugger2007-06-11 07:51:07
  Morning! by FST7772007-06-11 02:10:24
    maybe you should find another Dr. ? by Electric Storm2007-06-11 02:33:40
      Nah, it's more the ribs than internal... by FST7772007-06-11 02:56:19
  Good Morning Ufies!!1 by Electric Storm2007-06-11 01:08:14
  Good morning by vectorz2007-06-11 00:19:30
Official Happy Birthday Molly Thread by hieraco2007-06-11 00:07:17
  May the candles on your cake by abb3w2007-06-11 05:37:51
  Happy Birthday Molly! by morenna2007-06-11 05:03:32
  Yay!! Happy birthday. (n/t) by Sharku2007-06-11 02:31:01
  Happy birthday to Molly, happy birthday to Molly by FST7772007-06-11 02:17:25
  Happy b-day Molly! ;) (n/t) by Rogue19712007-06-11 02:12:31
  A Happy Birthday to the little lady {{{Molly}}}! (n/t) by Electric Storm2007-06-11 01:09:52
  Good Golly, it's been a year already! by inittab2007-06-11 01:01:03
  Happy B-Day Little Miss Molly (n/t) by Snate2007-06-11 00:18:14
  Happy Birthday Molly (n/t) by vectorz2007-06-11 00:16:35
I still see the big problem. by Spisefisken2007-06-11 00:04:57
  No such thing. by joecrouse2007-06-11 03:40:53
    unless he paid cash at a mom-and-pop shop by basher202007-06-11 10:53:59
    Wrong. At least in the US several of the by vdp2007-06-11 06:51:02
      Most places can recreate the reciept by voxwoman2007-06-11 08:42:42
    You still have a chance of returning w/o receipt by splat_ed2007-06-11 06:49:21
  I take it you have never shopped at Future shop by hieraco2007-06-11 00:13:35
    I guess you won't be shopping there again then by Spisefisken2007-06-11 00:31:19
      so true by hieraco2007-06-11 01:30:22
      It's difficult to when you're on the other side by kyrasantae2007-06-11 00:33:10
  Riiiiiiight by hobbs2007-06-11 00:06:56
    Tons. Over here :-) (n/t) by FST7772007-06-11 03:07:30
    My mp3-player recently got broken by madjo2007-06-11 00:38:48
    I know a few! (n/t) by ideur2007-06-11 00:09:26
      Me too by Spisefisken2007-06-11 00:26:56
  s/still see/still don't see/ by Spisefisken2007-06-11 00:05:28
Oh my, this is why it pays to buy with a credit ca by hieraco2007-06-11 00:02:25
  DISPUTE (n/t) by coffeeman2007-06-11 00:06:00
    Argument? (n/t) by hieraco2007-06-11 00:07:43
      ABUSE. (n/t) by hobbs2007-06-11 00:08:50
        Debase. (n/t) by hieraco2007-06-11 00:14:15
          All debase are belong to us! (n/t) by hadji2007-06-11 00:18:03
            I thought debase were an IBM program (n/t) by rhinobird2007-06-11 01:31:29
            All dBase are belong to us? (n/t) by ttlogic2007-06-11 01:28:57
        Down the corridor. (n/t) by archnerd2007-06-11 00:13:45
Translations by Nea2007-06-11 00:01:02
  Suomi / Finnish by afterburner2007-06-11 12:19:24
  LOLspeak by hieraco2007-06-11 07:34:15
  Nederlands / Dutch by madjo2007-06-11 02:21:07
    en de nagstrip: by madjo2007-06-11 02:25:35
      Nagstrip <-> zeurstrook? ;-P (n/t) by Sharku2007-06-11 04:05:16
  German // Nag Strip by Coke_Junkie2007-06-11 00:19:13
    And 640k by Petrus2007-06-11 04:17:44
  German TLP (n/t) by quippy2007-06-11 00:12:42
    by Quippy by quippy2007-06-11 00:20:34
      Verbesserungsvorschlag by noiz17092007-06-11 05:22:34
        Thermal... tststs by quippy2007-06-12 00:21:51
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-06-11 00:00:01
  SteveIrwinbledonthearchangelinthetrainingcourse by ideur2007-06-11 00:01:02
  SteveIrwinbledonthearchangelinthetrainingcourse by hieraco2007-06-11 00:00:56
    Blue in IE 6 by gak2007-06-11 00:50:41
      Cyan in Opera. (n/t) by kelli2172007-06-11 08:03:50

 

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