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Cartoon for May 22, 2007
Strip for May 22, 2007
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AHHHHHHHH !!!!!! by joresgump2007-05-23 07:21:58
Hey! Who ordered the by postaljohn2007-05-23 03:20:00
Race ya to roll over by hieraco2007-05-22 23:57:37
Looks like Milholland is a fan of 'Heroes' just li by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 23:25:35
okay time for bed up in 7 hours to get by Garrinka2007-05-22 23:13:43
  Hope you arent colour blind :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-05-22 23:26:27
Grah. I _really_ want to play KOTOR by Arachnid2007-05-22 23:05:50
I'm ....... speechless. and that doesnt happen th by Klaranth2007-05-22 22:57:17
  Nasty. :-( by Illiad2007-05-22 23:40:51
  That is terrible. :( (n/t) by j.butterfly2007-05-22 23:20:03
    Portraits Spanish Bullfighting as a moderate by Klaranth2007-05-22 23:25:44
  Cycle of life done for entertainment purposes. by joecrouse2007-05-22 22:59:21
    Indeed. The tigers arent in NEED of food. by Klaranth2007-05-22 23:01:05
Well, off to Mok'Nathal realm to see what's by adiplomat2007-05-22 22:40:54
  Tonight, back to SC1. Just got it in the mail last by Klaranth2007-05-22 22:59:16
    SC1? by adiplomat2007-05-22 23:34:58
    ooooh dnd game sounds cool :) by Garrinka2007-05-22 23:03:00
      We play in Faerun by Klaranth2007-05-22 23:16:08
        Who is whom? ;) by Garrinka2007-05-22 23:19:46
          It is the UF EU DnD game. (n/t) by Klaranth2007-05-22 23:27:12
  you play too! Area 52 for a server here.. by Garrinka2007-05-22 22:47:03
    Both. Main is a BELF Mage, which was never by adiplomat2007-05-22 23:03:37
      umm I have 2 a bepally and a behunter by Garrinka2007-05-22 23:06:44
From the Inbox: MoveOn.org has a petition going .. by Garrinka2007-05-22 22:30:12
  *sigh* again!?!?! by hieraco2007-05-22 23:44:53
  23 weeks into a World without Oil by toysbfun2007-05-22 23:06:23
  Meanwhile... by SlyW2007-05-22 22:49:22
    Research into what. by joecrouse2007-05-22 22:55:34
      Nuclear fusion is too big for the private industry by toysbfun2007-05-22 23:03:15
    research yes .. but in finding more oil by Garrinka2007-05-22 22:55:29
      Ethanol is not a good choice, however by Havoc2007-05-23 04:32:04
      Ethanol is a stop gap but by joecrouse2007-05-22 22:57:35
        I understand that .. in Norway? by Garrinka2007-05-22 23:00:16
          Probably works by thermal depolymerization (n/t) by Egaeus2007-05-23 06:18:09
Hey, Voxwoman! by adiplomat2007-05-22 21:37:50
  I had to go out and get some beer... by abaron2007-05-22 22:08:59
    I've got: tyskie gronie, hofbrau original, .. by Garrinka2007-05-22 22:13:51
      Hrm REAL beer. by abaron2007-05-22 22:17:17
        HEY! Budweiser users REAL HORSES by adiplomat2007-05-22 22:32:06
  Send the rest of the bottle to her. by RetiQlum22007-05-22 21:59:30
    Yeah, maybe I should send the entire by adiplomat2007-05-22 22:04:20
      Give me your address. by RetiQlum22007-05-22 22:07:14
        :+) Heck, since the Voxy One likes honey by adiplomat2007-05-22 22:15:52
          *cough cough* I have some too :) by Garrinka2007-05-22 22:19:12
            Good stuff, isn't it? by adiplomat2007-05-22 22:28:14
              Well , I plan on meeting da-gimp and spud31 by Garrinka2007-05-22 22:32:45
                Well, you're way ahead of me. by adiplomat2007-05-22 22:35:37
                  Well , If you are ever in Chi-town give me a holla by Garrinka2007-05-22 22:37:38
                    Cool! Been there to meet Illiad a few years ago, by adiplomat2007-05-22 22:42:22
                      Well I plan on being here for at least 4 years.. by Garrinka2007-05-22 22:45:24
Tssk tssk by MrTrick2007-05-22 21:32:21
  To be fair: by RetiQlum22007-05-22 21:38:22
    They try that in America, by aix tom2007-05-22 22:03:27
      Go ahead: try to carry a gun most places by adiplomat2007-05-22 22:11:36
        Man, don't people get "joke" by aix tom2007-05-22 22:19:42
      It's too dang late in the evening by DesertRat662007-05-22 22:08:56
        Duh! It's bubblegum! (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-05-22 22:16:15
          Bubble guns? (n/t) by adiplomat2007-05-22 22:34:28
        *poke poke* you've got mail :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-05-22 22:09:59
      Different culture. by RetiQlum22007-05-22 22:08:41
        I dunno about that. What's all that green stuff? by adiplomat2007-05-22 22:44:02
There are people yapping on cell phones everywhere by toysbfun2007-05-22 21:31:45
  hehe :) my ex made a cell phone call from an igloo by Garrinka2007-05-22 21:36:42
    SURVIVOR: ELECTRONICS! by adiplomat2007-05-22 21:39:17
      look at pic 4th one down :) by Garrinka2007-05-22 22:00:52
      I still say they should do a survivor by joecrouse2007-05-22 21:42:12
        Port-Au-Prince, Haiti by RetiQlum22007-05-22 21:46:38
          That could work. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-22 21:50:50
      Lol tri band cell phones ftw! by Garrinka2007-05-22 21:41:02
This weekend I watched "Bewitched" by RetiQlum22007-05-22 21:29:03
  They did? I didn't notice in either movie. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-05-22 21:45:22
    I actually took classes in... by RetiQlum22007-05-22 21:53:06
  BTW: can you tell that I used to be in theatre? (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-05-22 21:40:00
    kinda my guess would've been more in by Garrinka2007-05-22 21:46:20
"sigh" even my cats only like junk food :P by Garrinka2007-05-22 21:24:30
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-05-22 21:00:01
If you snipe from the penguin gallery, is your by Dire_Lobo2007-05-22 20:23:30
  That's just a bunch of baleeny (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-22 20:35:47
So I'm in Addison, and what an awful reception I by hadji2007-05-22 20:13:30
  Did anybody look 'strangely' at you? by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 20:38:18
    No that I noticed. by hadji2007-05-22 20:47:12
  WHICH Addison?!? by adiplomat2007-05-22 20:17:44
    And Hertz isn't compensating me for anything. by hadji2007-05-22 20:34:47
      Well, consider the towels, bathrobe, and iron as by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 20:36:56
    Dallas area. (n/t) by hadji2007-05-22 20:24:19
      For how long? I'm about 3 miles north by adiplomat2007-05-22 20:30:35
        Until Saturday afternoon. (n/t) by hadji2007-05-22 20:36:00
          Caturday afternoon? by Garrinka2007-05-22 21:28:12
          So, interested in meeting? by adiplomat2007-05-22 20:47:08
            Sure. Other people are interested, too. by hadji2007-05-22 20:52:19
              Keep me posted. For email I'm at by adiplomat2007-05-22 21:00:36
      That explains it. You're in texas. by Dire_Lobo2007-05-22 20:30:32
        Ah, shaddup, West Texican! by adiplomat2007-05-22 20:32:23
          I didn't say that eastern New Mexican's (including by Dire_Lobo2007-05-22 21:21:03
            We'd probably GIVE you El Paso! :+) by adiplomat2007-05-22 21:31:40
  {{hadji }} by Garrinka2007-05-22 20:16:32
  the other hadji got your car and your room by voxwoman2007-05-22 20:15:13
    There's millions of him, y'know... :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2007-05-22 20:18:53
      OH GODZ NO! It's the APOCALYPSE! (n/t) by williamashbless2007-05-22 20:58:01
        Wouldn't that be the... by Stuka2007-05-22 20:58:59
          A-pun-calypse Now! by isaac leese2007-05-22 21:52:05
          ARRRGH! (n/t) by williamashbless2007-05-22 21:18:40
can commercial meade go bad? by voxwoman2007-05-22 20:10:00
  Not as long as it is sealed by hieraco2007-05-22 23:30:13
  Not if it's made right. by RetiQlum22007-05-22 21:33:25
    I've had honey wine made right -made in Austria by Garrinka2007-05-22 21:40:03
  Is it honey meade? by Garrinka2007-05-22 20:14:39
    well, it's been open for a while by voxwoman2007-05-22 20:16:34
      hmm how long? did you refridgerate it? by Garrinka2007-05-22 20:17:46
      and yes, it's honey meade (n/t) by voxwoman2007-05-22 20:17:11
TTGTBT by radiowave9112007-05-22 20:09:55
Now that was bizarre. by ChuckAB2007-05-22 20:08:37
  The point is, your not supposed to see the by Dire_Lobo2007-05-22 20:27:20
    your/you're - and I'M a doofus! by Dire_Lobo2007-05-22 20:28:27
WOOHAA, Here we go! (Storms!) by themadkansan2007-05-22 19:47:27
  Right - so that's over with. by themadkansan2007-05-22 21:05:06
Food, glorious FOOD! by adiplomat2007-05-22 19:42:50
  all i can say, is mmmmmmm,pizza by lab rat2007-05-22 20:09:50
    Oh hades no! :) giordano's is much by Garrinka2007-05-22 20:12:44
  You drove to New Mexico and you didn't let me buy by Dire_Lobo2007-05-22 19:47:49
    I was in Hobbs, so it would have been a LONG by adiplomat2007-05-22 19:53:50
      Hobbs. Oh. yup. Long drive. Bad press for ABQ? by Dire_Lobo2007-05-22 20:05:36
  Please, sir, I want some more! by sgrunt2007-05-22 19:44:10
Horrible academics... by MrTrick2007-05-22 19:41:11
  there's lazy and just plain dumb by Freakazoid2007-05-22 21:13:28
    Lucky. by Phoon2007-05-22 21:56:00
  submitass2 indeed (n/t) by ahecht2007-05-22 20:04:52
    noticed the same :) (n/t) by maximumbob2007-05-22 20:09:49
    ...shift '2' left three characters? (n/t) by arktus2007-05-22 20:09:47
  Wow. by Phoon2007-05-22 20:00:28
  That certainly is rather specific. by Arachnid2007-05-22 19:47:18
    A Rube Goldberg assassination machine? by FNORDer2007-05-22 19:51:24
setting up a RAID array - anything I need to know? by Dire_Lobo2007-05-22 19:27:23
  Important information within> by hieraco2007-05-22 23:26:34
  Just wondering... by Menetlaus2007-05-22 22:50:46
  I'll try to refrain from sniping... :-P by bwkaz2007-05-22 19:34:40
    eep! and thanks! I think what I'm lookin' for by Dire_Lobo2007-05-22 19:58:47
    Windows XP does not do software RAID natively. by rook_mtl2007-05-22 19:52:07
      nope, xp pro will do software raid just fine by Freakazoid2007-05-22 20:48:02
      So no Dynamic Disk support then. I kinda figured. by bwkaz2007-05-22 20:00:54
        Dynamic disk, yes. RAID, no. by rook_mtl2007-05-22 20:02:20
          Ummm, raid 1 and 0 softwre are there by DCTalk2007-05-22 23:08:25
          Ah, I get it. (Mostly anyway.) (n/t) by bwkaz2007-05-22 20:11:18
      Thank you - In that case, I won't go lookin' and by Dire_Lobo2007-05-22 20:00:47
    The Audio workstations/server at the radio station by radiowave9112007-05-22 19:38:46
  *snipes from the penguin gallery* by radiowave9112007-05-22 19:31:48
    uhm... What's disk manger? by Dire_Lobo2007-05-22 19:52:05
      I don't remember if it's actually called that by radiowave9112007-05-22 19:58:00
Well, grrr by purplepineapple2007-05-22 19:23:21
  Hey, look at the bright side! by adiplomat2007-05-22 19:30:50
    A job. ANY job. by purplepineapple2007-05-22 19:31:46
      Then I wish you well of it! by adiplomat2007-05-22 19:34:58
        :\ by purplepineapple2007-05-22 19:41:57
          Are you using seek.com.au? by fitzso2007-05-22 21:30:40
          So, Seventh Day? Never studied by adiplomat2007-05-22 19:48:03
            Really? by purplepineapple2007-05-22 19:49:39
              I'll do that. Don't wait with baited breath by adiplomat2007-05-22 20:01:18
                Sounds like you may know more than me on that by purplepineapple2007-05-22 20:07:26
          well, if you are working for a company in Dallas by voxwoman2007-05-22 19:47:51
            Sorry, India's got all our love. by adiplomat2007-05-22 20:05:47
            \o/ by purplepineapple2007-05-22 19:50:01
Good news: I own a home! (partially) by adiplomat2007-05-22 19:15:54
  Here be dragons. by Danu2007-05-22 19:30:34
    We're still trying to sell it. by adiplomat2007-05-22 19:32:41
      Is there something in particular that is keeping by radiowave9112007-05-22 19:41:48
        no that's pretty much the deal. by voxwoman2007-05-22 19:44:52
          Also, since about 1980 Indiana's been by adiplomat2007-05-22 20:12:54
            well, when we had to sell Dad's house for him by voxwoman2007-05-22 20:19:14
          That's pretty much what my agent said by radiowave9112007-05-22 19:51:34
            I don't even want to tell you how much we've by voxwoman2007-05-22 19:54:47
              I am pretty close to an 'as-is' price by radiowave9112007-05-22 20:07:40
                no capital gains tax by voxwoman2007-05-22 20:14:04
                  The seller of my house by Havoc2007-05-22 20:40:40
SOT-odd-mood-M: Escher's World, by bwkaz2007-05-22 19:01:06
OK, oddball mouse issue. by themadkansan2007-05-22 18:11:55
  I've gotten that before... by jpprater2007-05-22 19:22:58
    Multiple times. by themadkansan2007-05-22 19:34:14
Attn: Calgary area UFies by Danu2007-05-22 18:01:03
  Thursday are usually bad for us. May 31 is right by techi8702007-05-22 18:45:41
    Those show dates are for Thursdays. by Danu2007-05-22 18:52:23
Am I shallow??? So, I'm taking out the garbage by lab rat2007-05-22 17:27:57
  What was the make and model of the car? (n/t) by Danu2007-05-22 18:14:41
    Blue truck. A Titan I think (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-22 18:20:58
      Nope, not shallow. Just appreciating by Danu2007-05-22 18:29:15
  Did I tell you I'm back at University? by Avium2007-05-22 18:12:39
  Oh, not at all! by Bastetsmuse2007-05-22 18:04:11
    THAT story really requires a video, so that by adiplomat2007-05-22 18:09:19
      Hear Hear I agree. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-22 20:39:03
  *tears hair out* by MrTrick2007-05-22 17:59:07
    I've dated guys that looked at otther women by lab rat2007-05-22 18:11:51
      Yes well... by MrTrick2007-05-22 18:29:56
        It's not your fault. by Illiad2007-05-22 18:36:49
          Tell your wife that Your testicles by joecrouse2007-05-22 20:34:28
          :-\ by MrTrick2007-05-22 19:11:29
            Walk up behind her once in a while by joecrouse2007-05-22 20:36:58
            What voxwoman said. by Illiad2007-05-22 19:27:40
            spend a couple of weeks where every day by voxwoman2007-05-22 19:17:31
              Actually... by MrTrick2007-05-22 19:21:54
                That's *not* just "contrariness"!! by Illiad2007-05-22 19:31:15
                  Too right mate. by RetiQlum22007-05-22 21:22:35
          My brother calls "women noticing by voxwoman2007-05-22 18:57:25
            Heh! Well put. by Illiad2007-05-22 19:21:09
              My wife is fine with it as well. by radiowave9112007-05-22 19:27:41
            So funny because it is so true (n/t) by AshyRaine2007-05-22 19:04:38
            *bookmarks* (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-22 19:03:29
          Heh. Got there first, even if it WAS at the by adiplomat2007-05-22 18:38:30
        <sigh>Insecurity, thy name is by adiplomat2007-05-22 18:34:33
  Maybe. But "shallow" in what? by adiplomat2007-05-22 17:58:17
  I was tempted to stay on my tram past my stop by purplepineapple2007-05-22 17:34:22
  About as shallow as I am... by Da_Pineapple2007-05-22 17:31:34
  Yes, you're shallow. by RetiQlum22007-05-22 17:30:51
    :-D (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-22 17:57:22
  that's called hormones by dennismv2007-05-22 17:29:52
  Not at all shallow. by subbywan2007-05-22 17:28:54
    No beer. This guy is young...Maybe 21 by lab rat2007-05-22 17:36:50
      ...and your point is....? by williamashbless2007-05-22 17:51:43
        I have no beer and he could be underage (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-22 17:54:25
          Know how to make lemonade? by Phoon2007-05-22 19:10:51
          But he knows how to use his gun. by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 17:59:37
            yep. As do lot of guys around here. by lab rat2007-05-22 18:09:44
              I think he meant "gun" , not gun. by voxwoman2007-05-22 18:17:41
                I dunno. I'm prolly the same age as his parents by lab rat2007-05-22 18:25:31
                  If hes a marine just walk out with no top on by joecrouse2007-05-22 20:25:54
                  You have to do something like that by voxwoman2007-05-22 18:42:02
                    Maybe so. I just need to get over my shyness by lab rat2007-05-22 18:50:03
                      Shynedd in little children is cute. by RetiQlum22007-05-22 18:53:42
                        And shyness in men is /wrists. *sigh* (n/t) by Phoon2007-05-22 19:12:42
                          <snobby maitre d'>Some cheese with that, by adiplomat2007-05-22 19:24:53
                            How do I fake not dripping sweat? by Phoon2007-05-22 19:55:28
                              There is a certain chick who LIKES by joecrouse2007-05-22 20:30:05
                              Those are NOT your issues. by adiplomat2007-05-22 20:28:51
                                HEy I reserve the right to join him by joecrouse2007-05-22 20:31:00
                                Well, whatever floats yer boat... by adiplomat2007-05-22 20:36:11
                              fake it until you find a girl who LIKES dripping by subbywan2007-05-22 20:17:11
                        Puts fillet down. That not a half bad idea by lab rat2007-05-22 19:01:53
                          take it outside with you by voxwoman2007-05-22 19:08:43
                            Yes, you are, very bad indeed. (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-22 19:10:38
                      Amen to that... by themadkansan2007-05-22 18:51:32
                        Hallelujah, Brother TMK! by adiplomat2007-05-22 19:07:09
          :) Okee (n/t) by williamashbless2007-05-22 17:58:36
Stupidest. Commercial. Ever. by RetiQlum22007-05-22 17:19:33
  "I like my wine like I like my women by radiowave9112007-05-22 19:25:59
  Drink our beer! It makes your girlfriend hot! (n/t) by toysbfun2007-05-22 18:14:45
  I like my women like I like my beer... by MaxWilder2007-05-22 17:33:27
    Roseanne Barr is the ONE for you! :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2007-05-22 18:00:47
      Or maybe Rosie O'Donnell (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-22 18:28:10
        And both of them require a lot of beer. by RetiQlum22007-05-22 18:47:10
          Nahh, just lots and lots of Tequila (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-22 18:51:35
            It seem's like I lowballed the estimate. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-05-22 18:54:38
          Case minimum. As chasers for the REAL by adiplomat2007-05-22 18:49:05
        That one need more aging, though there by adiplomat2007-05-22 18:30:52
  "Hot and wet is good in women, but bad in climate" (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-22 17:30:31
    "ITS HOT FOOL HOT AND WET by joecrouse2007-05-22 21:31:08
Is this credit-card safety tip a dud? by pentium5dot12007-05-22 16:23:06
  Local TV guys 2 cents here: by davider2007-05-22 20:38:57
  A dud by d3railed2007-05-22 16:50:02
    Also, by krikkert2007-05-22 17:14:25
      Mine is signed, but also requests photo ID. by abaron2007-05-22 17:55:01
    PIN by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 16:55:56
  Most cashiers don't read it anyways. by krikkert2007-05-22 16:43:05
  Dud. by subbywan2007-05-22 16:39:52
    Apparently <a> tags *can* contain <p> tags! (:-P) (n/t) by bwkaz2007-05-22 17:41:24
  I know several people who do that. by AndyA2007-05-22 16:28:23
    What he said. by iarann2007-05-22 16:30:14
      Then why have it on any kind of document? by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 16:32:18
        Documents are for legal record and often witnessed by iarann2007-05-22 16:38:06
          And the signature on a credit card cannot be used by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 16:42:49
Apparently dogs like Fritos. by RetiQlum22007-05-22 16:03:02
  Dogs Eat Fire Starters?!?! by DesertRat662007-05-22 16:53:48
    fritos burn well? neat by Freakazoid2007-05-22 21:00:57
    beat me to it. :( (n/t) by techi8702007-05-22 17:00:12
  But not Newscastle Brown Ale. by AndyA2007-05-22 16:13:56
    my cat is rather partial to corona (n/t) by d3railed2007-05-22 16:51:36
    My brother's dog will drink anything. by RetiQlum22007-05-22 16:22:26
      There are sooo many vices in that picture :) (n/t) by run.dll2007-05-22 16:36:18
        Never said I was perfect. by RetiQlum22007-05-22 16:41:55
  Mmmm...Fritos good. by mr.coffee2007-05-22 16:05:50
maybe new yob.....?!? by mr.coffee2007-05-22 15:44:21
  Yumping Yimminy! by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 15:52:34
'Scuse me for a bit by voxwoman2007-05-22 15:34:57
  MMM roasted Realator Smells like by joecrouse2007-05-22 21:21:54
  well, that went... badly by voxwoman2007-05-22 16:40:04
    *Hands you a big glass of vodka* (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-05-22 18:49:53
      blech. That's Voxspouse's drink by voxwoman2007-05-22 19:19:59
        With Voxspouse's permission, *hands voxwoman by Dire_Lobo2007-05-22 19:36:36
          THREE fingers? by voxwoman2007-05-22 19:46:31
        I think there's some Johnny Walker Blue here. by RetiQlum22007-05-22 19:30:15
          Maybe. Never had that. by voxwoman2007-05-22 19:37:45
            Glenmorangie. by Rolls2007-05-23 12:23:33
    Gotta love heartless manipulation. by themadkansan2007-05-22 16:48:34
    {{{voxwoman}}} (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 16:44:47
  Uh oh. Realtor Propelled Grenades! (n/t) by kahuana2007-05-22 16:16:07
  Make sure the gasoline is in a metal container. by themadkansan2007-05-22 16:00:04
  Make sure to use an effective accelerant by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 15:53:04
  I demand pictures! ;P (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 15:36:09
I drop by joresgump2007-05-22 15:02:43
  /me pours joresgump a "pick me up" by hieraco2007-05-22 15:25:02
  You're in XKCD?! (n/t) by Myke2007-05-22 15:13:11
    Only if he's moving at .385 c with respect to the by raptor_872007-05-22 16:04:55
There are way too many "aria"s in crosswords by maximumbob2007-05-22 14:53:44
  along with area, oleo, erie, era, etc. (n/t) by ahecht2007-05-22 20:36:03
    BTW, the top 10 4 letter crossword words are: by ahecht2007-05-22 20:38:20
  That, and one half of 'Alan Alda' is popular. (n/t) by bimkins2007-05-22 16:34:04
  Well... it's because there are so many questions by Qcumber-some2007-05-22 15:18:24
    Never heard of the band by archnerd2007-05-22 15:25:38
      The obvious question has been omitted on purpose. (n/t) by Qcumber-some2007-05-22 15:28:53
  Death by Aria! by SnappingTurtle2007-05-22 15:15:52
  ARIA by joresgump2007-05-22 14:59:44
"A million miles is the difference by Esteis2007-05-22 14:34:32
  Thanks for reminding me. by Peace_man2007-05-22 15:12:57
File this one under "Cosmic Justice": by SouthpawPL2007-05-22 14:32:01
  I'd rather file it under "Darwin Award" (n/t) by admeralthrawn2007-05-22 15:00:47
    Oooh! Excellent idea! I'm submitting this to Darwi by SouthpawPL2007-05-22 15:34:30
      I dunno... by arktus2007-05-22 15:54:02
Windows XP Updates question by Menetlaus2007-05-22 14:23:18
  "DIY Service Pack" by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 14:34:52
    All other differences aside by Havoc2007-05-22 20:44:21
    Whois help needed by Menetlaus2007-05-22 16:57:43
      Belongs to Akamai by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 17:11:42
  If you know which updates you need then by AndyA2007-05-22 14:29:58
  Most updates are available in download form by abaron2007-05-22 14:27:17
    autopatcher can run from a (cd/dvd) by Freakazoid2007-05-22 14:32:01
    One other thing - Run behind a firewall by abaron2007-05-22 14:29:28
      Oh - duh - YES - what abaron said! (n/t) by Havoc2007-05-22 14:29:53
        Thirded!! The only other way to get all of the by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 14:31:51
          Yep. (n/t) by therantinggeek2007-05-22 14:32:08
  Once you are at SP2, you are fairly safe by Havoc2007-05-22 14:26:02
    Also - run MS Update several times by Havoc2007-05-22 14:27:00
The amount of intelligence on Earth is constant. by Peace_man2007-05-22 14:07:13
  Want to trade users? I've got 2-3 that I could by techi8702007-05-22 15:12:35
    who doesn't? by fitzso2007-05-22 16:35:46
      "yey, as in APPLE! Yem as in <garble>!" by adiplomat2007-05-22 19:12:25
  no peace in your post, man by joresgump2007-05-22 15:08:30
  self-answering question (n/t) by joresgump2007-05-22 15:06:49
  The amount of whining about other people by shminux2007-05-22 14:09:40
    That's an interesting statement. by Peace_man2007-05-22 14:33:25
      well by fitzso2007-05-22 16:24:45
      Lighten up. by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 14:40:04
        I wasn't trying to be funny. I needed something by Peace_man2007-05-22 15:00:42
          just remember given a large enough group by robertltux2007-05-22 17:05:01
            George Carlin On STUPID PEOPLE. by joecrouse2007-05-22 21:12:34
          Geez people, a little perspective please. by Illiad2007-05-22 15:25:37
            *paints target on own chest* by mr.coffee2007-05-22 15:53:46
              well, to hate haters will become hated by joresgump2007-05-22 15:56:32
                the truth,,,, by mr.coffee2007-05-22 16:02:18
                  you mean: 'hold in contempt'? by voxwoman2007-05-22 19:41:26
                    lets sing all along by joresgump2007-05-22 21:37:16
                  well, you can't live without any dosis of by joresgump2007-05-22 16:06:06
                    Reminds me of HHGTTG's opening.. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 16:08:25
                      HHGTTTG? (n/t) by joresgump2007-05-22 16:14:39
                        sorry, post it before wikiseek it (n/t) by joresgump2007-05-22 16:16:21
                        Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 16:16:03
                *head asplode* (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 15:57:32
            human idiocy comes with the pack by joresgump2007-05-22 15:48:24
              I'm cynical. Counts as madness or resignation? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 15:50:53
                is that a cynical statement? by joresgump2007-05-22 15:54:32
                  Feels like the opposite to me: by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 15:56:31
                    you know when someone is cynical by joresgump2007-05-22 15:58:45
                      But that forces you to internal by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 16:07:01
                    I have one non-cynical question by joresgump2007-05-22 15:57:56
                      That's the most cynical of them all. by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 16:03:10
            Is that a free pass? by krikkert2007-05-22 15:30:28
              Nah... by Illiad2007-05-22 15:35:19
                It's been annoying me for years. by krikkert2007-05-22 15:37:37
                  Then by all means... by Illiad2007-05-22 15:40:45
              *cue the scary music* (n/t) by voxwoman2007-05-22 15:34:25
          So basically, by krikkert2007-05-22 15:06:26
          So you intended to insult the human population? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 15:04:41
            That's regular around here. by krikkert2007-05-22 15:07:20
              Well, at least the subset of humans who by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 15:11:33
                Naw, those are just special loved ones. by krikkert2007-05-22 15:14:26
                  ABTR? by voxwoman2007-05-22 15:20:54
                    'Above and Beyond The Rest' (n/t) by krikkert2007-05-22 15:29:51
              Sides with the "rest" of humanity... by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 15:10:27
                *krikkerts* (n/t) by krikkert2007-05-22 15:11:11
                  krikkets won't let me rest (n/t) by joresgump2007-05-22 15:12:19
                    (puts Krikkert in a Chinese Krikkert cage and by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 15:16:12
                      by babaganoosh, sleep deprivation !!!! by joresgump2007-05-22 15:28:49
                      By Jiminey! He's got him! (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-22 15:17:20
                        (waits for Krikkert to sing "when you wish upon a by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 15:19:08
                          *sits on a candlestickholder* by krikkert2007-05-22 15:21:24
                            well, the holder explains the excellent soprano .. (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-22 15:23:58
                              *Sonanbulous joresgump eats singer's brain* by joresgump2007-05-22 15:43:45
              we ARE special, they are NOT by joresgump2007-05-22 15:10:13
                yes Jorge you are "special" pats you on the head. by joecrouse2007-05-22 21:05:24
    *sprays Dr Pepper* by therantinggeek2007-05-22 14:28:35
Mailserver configuration help please (I'm lost). by Qcumber-some2007-05-22 14:06:57
  GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH by Qcumber-some2007-05-22 14:54:42
  Here's what I found on a quick google by merlin2007-05-22 14:23:06
Need a lockout for this gas valve - ideas? by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 14:00:15
  If they're not to clever... by ShadoCat2007-05-22 16:51:57
  one thing that comes to mind is a by unjust2007-05-22 15:37:58
  If it has that little metal stub on the bottom of by Havoc2007-05-22 14:17:47
  Try this by FozzyJay2007-05-22 14:15:00
  Can't see the image :-( by AndyA2007-05-22 14:07:54
    Because I had it handy :-) by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 14:22:12
      That's a good reason. by AndyA2007-05-22 14:24:11
    Direct link by merlin2007-05-22 14:11:02
What will happen when the spambots by toysbfun2007-05-22 13:27:59
  "unable to prove I'm a bot"? by shminux2007-05-22 13:56:56
    ...you know what I meant. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-05-22 14:09:11
      (gives toysbfun a turing test) by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 14:35:22
  Possibly something along the lines of Accelerando. by raptor_872007-05-22 13:29:06
Question. by theanomaly2007-05-22 13:25:19
  depends on the how by robertltux2007-05-22 17:28:49
  Ever see the movie "The Man Who Sued God"? by varikin2007-05-22 13:37:27
  Answer. by hactar the uhhh2007-05-22 13:26:55
  I think that would be classified as by admeralthrawn2007-05-22 13:26:39
    or not insured seperately by voxwoman2007-05-22 15:23:15
    Sure it would be 'vandalism', or 'destruction of by Esteis2007-05-22 14:42:26
      A crusade of a Jihad is a type of war. (n/t) by admeralthrawn2007-05-22 15:03:57
        Not legally, I don't think. by Esteis2007-05-22 15:16:12
          I thougth it mattered more what the Insuance compa by voxwoman2007-05-22 15:29:40
        /s/of/or (n/t) by admeralthrawn2007-05-22 15:04:50
      s/Sure/Surely/ (n/t) by Esteis2007-05-22 14:42:42
E-mail adresses gaining value by InvisibleUser2007-05-22 13:05:03
The Muppet Show meets WoW by SnArL2007-05-22 13:01:12
  Oxhorn is teh pwn ^^ (n/t) by jiteo2007-05-22 19:00:19
  *facepalm* by therantinggeek2007-05-22 13:50:49
  *ring ring* *ring ring* Phone for you. by AndyA2007-05-22 13:19:50
    D'OH! (n/t) by SnArL2007-05-22 13:22:24
heh. Just got a spam mail from the by voxwoman2007-05-22 12:59:02
  How un-usury erm usual. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-05-22 13:26:39
Ugh, Very very sad story: by abaron2007-05-22 12:52:50
  The murderer is lucky. by Illiad2007-05-22 14:52:55
    Yeah.... guess so. by abaron2007-05-22 15:15:43
Bubonic Plague in Denver Zoo? by Havoc2007-05-22 12:45:17
  No big deal nowadays by archnerd2007-05-22 12:54:04
    If treated early... by Illiad2007-05-22 14:46:18
    Not yet... (n/t) by Imp2007-05-22 12:58:55
* and * and *, oh my! — what's the origin? by Esteis2007-05-22 12:43:51
  The movie the Wizard of Oz by radiowave9112007-05-22 12:45:19
    Ta to all y'all. (n/t) by Esteis2007-05-22 12:46:53
    Uttered by Dorothy, and IIRC, chanted by Stuka2007-05-22 12:46:29
      Tin-man and Scarecrow, to be exact... ;) (n/t) by Rattler2007-05-22 14:08:26
    Correct. (n/t) by therantinggeek2007-05-22 12:46:02
We spent the long weekend camping at my Mother's by techi8702007-05-22 12:42:43
  Funny. He's cute in that video. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-05-22 16:39:03
  He did not quite have the concept of steering down by kc5sdy2007-05-22 13:32:40
    but he was having fun. (n/t) by techi8702007-05-22 14:15:47
A picture to cheer you up by Illiad2007-05-22 12:37:07
  He's cute... by JimK2007-05-22 14:20:24
  Smile! by Esteis2007-05-22 12:54:03
  :D (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 12:50:00
  Heh. (n/t) by therantinggeek2007-05-22 12:43:03
  Lookit that smile :) (n/t) by esbita2007-05-22 12:42:03
  Awww... :-) by FST7772007-05-22 12:41:48
ATTN: St Louis UFies and Maryland UFies by therantinggeek2007-05-22 12:31:24
TheRegister has a good articel on WiFi radiation by theanomaly2007-05-22 12:22:28
  It's a silly article. by run.dll2007-05-22 15:24:00
    I feel a "local warmth" around my ear every time I by bwkaz2007-05-22 16:31:00
  Heh - how many times would you be right by Havoc2007-05-22 12:47:40
  From what I understand Tesla became hypersensitive by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 12:45:29
    Hearing at >20Hz by run.dll2007-05-22 15:18:59
      I didn't say it was useful, I just said that it by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 15:25:55
        Kirlian photography tells you nothing by run.dll2007-05-22 15:53:49
          I dunno about all that but by joecrouse2007-05-22 20:47:12
    But that doesn't make them harmful. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 13:25:37
      Right, that is why I said "hyperseneitive to by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 13:29:55
        Alas, I don't have the money to buy books. by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 13:32:21
  There's one researcher who's opinion I'd like to by kahuana2007-05-22 12:35:10
Churches & Nazis revisited by Havoc2007-05-22 12:07:24
  'Some' church representatives, not all by Havoc2007-05-22 18:51:36
  Don't feed the half-troll. (n/t) by krikkert2007-05-22 14:51:08
  *sets up detour sign with flashing signals* (n/t) by therantinggeek2007-05-22 14:02:14
  *posts sign* DNFTT (n/t) by kahuana2007-05-22 13:56:19
  *Reads TLP subject* *Invokes Godwin* (n/t) by AndyA2007-05-22 13:46:04
  Some critique on that "work". by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 12:20:14
    My mother works for a holocoust museum by raptillicus2007-05-22 17:28:21
    Shh! Leave him alone with his axe and grindstone (n/t) by esbita2007-05-22 12:52:50
      Heh - I already said by Havoc2007-05-22 12:56:29
        No one says the Church's hands were clean. by esbita2007-05-22 13:04:51
          I just did some more checking by Havoc2007-05-22 13:31:10
            Erh. There's not any 'the Lutheran church'. (n/t) by krikkert2007-05-22 14:50:06
              Well, 3 of them, and many others by Havoc2007-05-22 15:09:59
                Church of Norway went on strike. by krikkert2007-05-22 15:13:21
                  True - Apologies by Havoc2007-05-22 18:52:37
            I didn't see any specific antagonism by vdp2007-05-22 13:48:18
              Ich bien ein Berliner? (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-22 13:49:34
                Ich bin eine Bergermeister! by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 14:34:34
                  macht schnell schweinhund! </even worse german> (n (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-22 14:36:38
                    Sounds like RTCW. by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 14:38:50
                      I remembered one that ended with 'loge by subbywan2007-05-22 14:40:07
                        or perhaps loche (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-22 14:40:25
                          and begins with the stuff left over from a fire? by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 14:43:13
                            Jah! Jawol! (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-22 14:46:43
                              Zher gut mein freund! by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 14:54:46
                          Dunno. It's been a while since I played by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 14:41:49
                            Try RTCW with various add-ons. (n/t) by therantinggeek2007-05-22 14:45:01
                              Would have to get the German version. by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 14:46:32
                  I don't see any mayor errors. by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 14:36:13
                    I am glad i wasn't drinking anything! by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 14:41:43
                      XD (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 14:47:25
          True by Havoc2007-05-22 13:07:01
            I wasn't aware that our president had done by Formynder2007-05-22 13:24:21
              The Iraq war by itself is plenty (n/t) by vdp2007-05-22 13:27:21
              *chuckle* by Havoc2007-05-22 13:26:38
    check your sources by Havoc2007-05-22 12:28:29
      Maybe there's a definition problem by aranthon2007-05-22 12:53:46
        Strangly enough I had such a discussion earlier by Yaeger2007-05-22 13:01:48
          I've never heard of a 'destruction' camp by Havoc2007-05-22 13:05:26
            I may have confused 'extermination' by Yaeger2007-05-22 13:08:56
        The first site speaks of ... by aix tom2007-05-22 12:59:01
        Accd to the memorial site by Havoc2007-05-22 12:57:52
          Another definition, to seperate it from by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 13:16:25
            CLOSING LINK: K-lined (n/t) by Havoc2007-05-22 13:18:39
              This is entertaining. Can I get more of that? by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 13:23:51
                CLOSING LINK: K-lined by Havoc2007-05-22 13:28:34
                  Funny, how I can choose to whom I respond. by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 13:31:27
                    "unable to debate on an educated level" by Havoc2007-05-22 13:39:19
                      It *cannot* can get (much) more decent than by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 13:56:54
                        Oh, and in regard to "sweeping generalizations" by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 13:58:15
                      The TLP itself is pretty insulting by esbita2007-05-22 13:47:52
                        it's only insulting if you believe it still to be by Havoc2007-05-22 14:05:57
                          Read my fingers. by esbita2007-05-22 14:41:26
                            True - I shouldn't have said 'the church' by Havoc2007-05-22 15:01:48
                            Or to make it plainer by esbita2007-05-22 14:51:37
                              You are correct, I apologize. (n/t) by Havoc2007-05-22 15:02:37
      Oh, I did. by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 12:46:09
        *sigh* by Havoc2007-05-22 12:53:04
          Bad Segeberg is not even close to Hamburg. by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 13:12:09
            CLOSING LINK: K-lined (n/t) by Havoc2007-05-22 13:14:48
  Given the nature of the website by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 12:11:40
    But it's still fascinating. by Havoc2007-05-22 12:19:16
      I generally doubt the factuallity .... by aix tom2007-05-22 12:53:13
        Oh, and lo these many weeks, there will come by Havoc2007-05-22 14:08:05
          Sounds more like Pratchett (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-22 14:25:31
            Also sounds like one of the prophets from by Sterling_Ag2007-05-22 14:33:49
            I'm reading Maskerade now, so it might be by Havoc2007-05-22 14:29:28
      It's entertainment. by CynicalRyan2007-05-22 12:21:00
Now I have to go to do a security job by joecrouse2007-05-22 11:46:16
  Maybe you can steal something... by VivianC2007-05-22 11:57:36
<Deleted><Deleted>2007-05-22 12:10:06
  can you avoid telling them who your current by voxwoman2007-05-22 12:54:36
    I can easily remedy my situation by tesla_koil2007-05-22 13:41:30
  Mod'd: insufficiently obfuscated e-mail (n/t) by Tyop2007-05-22 12:11:02
    sorry yet agian (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-05-22 12:17:23
      IMHO: Easily fixed==no big problem (n/t) by Tyop2007-05-22 12:20:40
  Errr. would that count as an email address? by AndyA2007-05-22 11:54:26
    regarding that email address, mods ! by Rogue19712007-05-22 12:08:55
    Also he applied to them, they did not come for him by hieraco2007-05-22 12:03:28
      Big blue is infamous by Tyop2007-05-22 12:08:15
A question of ethnic preference by Illiad2007-05-22 11:32:05
  I'm a mutt. by slackware982007-05-22 21:05:42
  I mostly identify with Scottish and Jewish. by RetiQlum22007-05-22 16:18:25
    Bet that gets looks in Temple. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-22 21:02:15
  I'm split between my Sicilian and Cajun heritage. by LSU_Frodin2007-05-22 15:47:57
    Whats your (Italian sides family name) (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-22 21:01:36
      Valure. From one of the many Villa Francas. (n/t) by LSU_Frodin2007-05-22 21:48:25
        Wheww. As far back as I am able to trace it by joecrouse2007-05-22 22:46:27
  Lets see, English, German, Scots, Irish by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 15:05:04
  I'm by chijik2007-05-22 13:46:06
  I am not sure of my entire lineage by radiowave9112007-05-22 13:19:22
    Ditto! by hyzenthlay2007-05-22 13:47:29
  Oh fun one! by deadweasle2007-05-22 13:16:39
  I'm mostly German by heritage... by Phoon2007-05-22 13:00:41
    That's interesting, because by Havoc2007-05-22 13:11:56
  I'm an Eastern European Jew by heritage by voxwoman2007-05-22 12:57:01
  i wish I had a simple answer by other2007-05-22 12:25:25
  /me looks forlorn. by Klaranth2007-05-22 12:18:44
  German/Irish by basher202007-05-22 12:18:18
  It's difficult to tell by yazdi2007-05-22 12:15:31
  My ethnicity is unknown...I do however identify by lab rat2007-05-22 12:04:38
  Wow, what a Gordian Knot of heritage. by hieraco2007-05-22 12:01:03
  German-Austrian-Italian by VivianC2007-05-22 11:52:44
  I favor my norwegian side by varikin2007-05-22 11:52:39
  I embrace both sides, actually... by hactar the uhhh2007-05-22 11:46:40
  From what I've seen... by esbita2007-05-22 11:42:36
  Finnish by kyrasantae2007-05-22 11:42:03
    Finland, Finland, Finland by Didactylos2007-05-22 11:56:59
  I embrace my italian heritage by joecrouse2007-05-22 11:38:09
this has been a weird day by voxwoman2007-05-22 11:24:11
  Quantum Physics by Baywolfe2007-05-22 11:48:24
    Either that or.. by Sterling_Ag2007-05-22 11:53:13
      (Throws a Quantum singularity at Sterling_Ag) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 13:14:09
      So you must be drunk to truly figure it out? (n/t) by FST7772007-05-22 12:43:07
Phony Soldier faces Federal Charges by DesertRat662007-05-22 11:21:39
  Offer him a choice... by vectorz2007-05-22 11:33:20
    What combat unit would want him? by DesertRat662007-05-22 11:38:46
      The Human Mine Sweeping Brigade. (n/t) by lheggland2007-05-22 11:46:47
      Hed get shot by friendly fire within by joecrouse2007-05-22 11:40:16
      He can always walk point. by kc5sdy2007-05-22 11:40:13
        But first publicize his war claims: by run.dll2007-05-22 11:45:13
          They had none to begin with. by lheggland2007-05-22 11:48:29
            In what sense are they not credible? by Esteis2007-05-22 12:03:22
              Key work - "disgruntled" by Stuka2007-05-22 12:06:09
                Exactly. by lheggland2007-05-22 13:07:43
                Yeah, but that sounds more like a derogative by Esteis2007-05-22 12:40:12
                  Could be either by Stuka2007-05-22 13:12:46
                s/work/word/ (n/t) by Stuka2007-05-22 12:10:13
                You could try to re-gruntle them (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 12:08:01
                  We assume they were intially gruntled. by run.dll2007-05-22 12:12:26
                    *goes off to write a paper* by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 12:15:17
                      You should apply for a grant. (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-22 12:26:22
                        I don't think I could Cary that off. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 12:34:52
                          You wouldn't want him to Leach off the government (n/t) by basher202007-05-22 12:55:32
                  A gaggle of re-gruntled guys. (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-22 12:09:51
"Get her to take her shoes off at your place" by shminux2007-05-22 11:14:03
  That rings a bell... by hactar the uhhh2007-05-22 11:21:08
    You hear bells? Very Pavlovian ... (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-22 14:41:25
  IIRC in some cultures that is VERY significant by DesertRat662007-05-22 11:18:50
IFAD? by SnappingTurtle2007-05-22 10:51:11
  Not yet. by Illiad2007-05-22 11:53:08
    If you'd like... by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 11:56:19
  Real answer by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 11:10:11
  Yes! I won! All three prizes under different names by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 11:05:05
    *tears off fake mask* by hactar the uhhh2007-05-22 11:06:04
      You can't fool us! by sgrunt2007-05-22 11:07:20
        *eats sgrunts paper bag* by hactar the uhhh2007-05-22 11:10:30
Cool ring tones are NOT cool on a crowded transit by hieraco2007-05-22 10:43:59
  Most I don't find annoying. by staticsan2007-05-22 18:52:24
  Pink Panther for timepoint reminders. by Danu2007-05-22 18:25:45
  Theme from Halloween. >:) (n/t) by slackware982007-05-22 17:42:21
  I just took a few lines from my favourite choir by Esteis2007-05-22 11:53:31
  Star Trek TOS communicator by SoylentGreen2007-05-22 11:50:30
    <aol>Me too!</aol> (n/t) by Kithplana2007-05-22 15:24:36
    squeekity squeekity squeek? (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-05-22 11:58:49
      Somewhere between a squeak and a chirp :-) (n/t) by SoylentGreen2007-05-22 13:18:10
    A friend of mine has the ee--o-o sound from 24. by Esteis2007-05-22 11:55:23
      I put that one on for my wife. by VivianC2007-05-22 12:00:24
  The Great Luke Ski by VivianC2007-05-22 11:33:39
  Serenity End Theme. by poolya2007-05-22 11:20:47
    /me thwaps self. Firefly, not Serenity. by poolya2007-05-22 11:23:15
  I used the Final Fantasy victory fanfare by Michiel2007-05-22 11:16:08
  Monty Python - Sit On My Face by SnArL2007-05-22 11:09:10
    You'll now get random calls from me by jayfarm2007-05-22 11:43:50
  The Pacman theme fro the arcade game FTW. (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-05-22 11:05:14
  Super Mario Bros. Theme FTW. (n/t) by Phoon2007-05-22 11:03:48
  Would the beginning of Pink Floyd's Time qualify? (n/t) by justncase2007-05-22 10:51:48
    *snerk* (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-22 11:06:41
    Ouch. Painful. (n/t) by vetitice2007-05-22 11:04:23
      It's definitely easy to hear. :) (n/t) by justncase2007-05-22 11:57:43
Outlook 2003 help needed. by kc5sdy2007-05-22 10:34:12
  Google for "Outlook Recovery" by rhl20002007-05-22 20:19:45
  First... by Stuka2007-05-22 11:39:27
  Just a thought.... by FozzyJay2007-05-22 10:40:24
    I knew there was something I was forgetting to try (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-05-22 11:37:51
So, I fondled the Stanley Cup (again) by run.dll2007-05-22 10:13:12
  You know, I think it would be hilarious to see an by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 10:25:41
    Continuing in that vein, by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 10:33:07
      Coulda shoulda woulda... by therantinggeek2007-05-22 10:39:49
        Yeah I know by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 10:41:56
          Then theoretically speaking... by therantinggeek2007-05-22 10:42:52
            Nah. by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 11:04:10
              ag_wyvern, you are hereby fined 5 geek points. by therantinggeek2007-05-22 11:44:51
                humoUr goldurnit! by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 11:49:23
                  There's no 'u' in by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 11:55:18
Export Google maps to SVG by SnappingTurtle2007-05-22 10:12:23
  screen shot? (n/t) by varikin2007-05-22 12:26:26
Oh nice. Very Nice. Another reason to love 3Com... by Myke2007-05-22 09:55:18
  Probably *is* a VOIP rig... by Stuka2007-05-22 11:41:08
    Sometimes you have (almost) no options by Myke2007-05-22 13:10:42
  I can see how that happened by voxwoman2007-05-22 09:58:17
    We just sell 'em the DSL... by Myke2007-05-22 10:03:06
I Screwed up. Big time by joecrouse2007-05-22 09:43:37
  All hope is not lost. by Peace_man2007-05-22 10:01:48
    I've gotten jobs where I showed up late... by abaron2007-05-22 10:10:50
  Call them, appologize and reschedule? (n/t) by DesertRat662007-05-22 09:48:46
    Done. Frankly I am suprised they even by joecrouse2007-05-22 09:53:51
      Human error is usually forgivable. by jbhannah2007-05-22 10:40:34
        Ah. But then it does take BIG computing resources. (n/t) by Rolls2007-05-23 11:50:17
      You never know by DesertRat662007-05-22 09:56:18
        If you seen what they are paying by joecrouse2007-05-22 10:03:39
Why can't I find dark-chocolate-covered almonds? by Jorpho2007-05-22 09:40:00
  I find them at Trader Joe's. by Nea2007-05-22 12:46:37
  Try your local organic/natural grocer by Egaeus2007-05-22 11:51:43
  Target, CVS, etc (n/t) by Havoc2007-05-22 11:50:37
  I'd offer you some but... by deadweasle2007-05-22 10:51:01
  Because you're looking in the wrong places? by hadji2007-05-22 09:46:38
    There's also a brand that CVS carries, by hadji2007-05-22 09:50:01
      Not sure about the box by AshyRaine2007-05-22 19:16:13
Mrs. du Toit on illegal immigration by DesertRat662007-05-22 09:33:54
  The "disturbing images" angle is already going on by esbita2007-05-22 11:13:38
  My brother in law works as a teacher for by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 10:56:14
  Am I the only one who was driven crazy by her by quilting_kitty2007-05-22 10:03:59
    Literary nuances can be such a nuisance though... (n/t) by poolya2007-05-22 10:32:49
  her numbered points make a lot of sense to me by voxwoman2007-05-22 09:46:46
    Also, the idea of working and sending money home by varikin2007-05-22 09:54:53
      That goes for richer nations, too. by Peace_man2007-05-22 10:04:51
      My ancestors were doing that, too by voxwoman2007-05-22 10:00:23
        I think that is different. They wanted to stay. (n (n/t) by quilting_kitty2007-05-22 10:05:18
Are there any Ufies going to the Indy 500? by justncase2007-05-22 08:54:51
  I'll be watching by basher202007-05-22 09:03:58
    I'm on the outside of turn 1 this year. :) by justncase2007-05-22 10:22:30
Naughty! Naughty! Cop got caughty! By a blog by DesertRat662007-05-22 08:49:30
  He didnt pay for it by joecrouse2007-05-22 08:59:33
    Wrong. The short list: by SouthpawPL2007-05-22 09:22:58
      Hmmm by DesertRat662007-05-22 09:26:26
        Wouldn't that be the same as by talon07202007-05-22 09:56:48
          No I'm pretty sure that in this case by DesertRat662007-05-22 10:01:45
            Another question, by talon07202007-05-22 10:29:03
              Only his doctor knows by DesertRat662007-05-22 10:32:11
            *snort* XD (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-05-22 10:25:26
        Maybe he could claim by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 09:30:11
        I wonder if his medical plan covers by AndyA2007-05-22 09:29:34
          andy if you knew anything about that by joecrouse2007-05-22 09:37:29
            I think I remember that story. by AndyA2007-05-22 09:43:32
              sorry didnt realize it was a joke. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-22 09:44:03
    Accepting a bribe? by AndyA2007-05-22 09:03:10
      It doesnt say weather she had a perscription. by joecrouse2007-05-22 09:09:39
        So he either stole her legal prescription pills by quilting_kitty2007-05-22 09:19:39
        They were "happy pills" by AndyA2007-05-22 09:18:36
          how do you know what pills they were or wernt by joecrouse2007-05-22 09:22:30
            For that matter how did he know? by AndyA2007-05-22 09:28:24
              Maybe because she told him what they were? by DesertRat662007-05-22 09:44:03
              Very true. Some things just dont ring true. by joecrouse2007-05-22 09:34:22
            The blog mentions class 4 narcotics (n/t) by DesertRat662007-05-22 09:23:59
              I carry them around regularly by joecrouse2007-05-22 09:27:02
                But they're prescribed for your personal use. by kahuana2007-05-22 09:36:14
                Nope by DesertRat662007-05-22 09:35:30
                  as do I and the effect that they have on me by joecrouse2007-05-22 09:38:19
      At the very least he deserves to loose his job. (n (n/t) by vampire2007-05-22 09:06:53
        He's Union. by VivianC2007-05-22 09:36:50
Note to self: When telling someone how to shutdown by justncase2007-05-22 08:42:24
Irritated at sat. company but better now by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 08:41:01
  aaaaand now they have my address messed up by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 09:42:11
    That does explain one thing. by AndyA2007-05-22 09:50:16
      Yep, but I mean really... by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 10:11:17
        Well they re-routed the tech and he is supposedly by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 10:59:03
        sp *clearl/clearly... sigh... totally clear? by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 10:15:59
  Most of the 1st line customer service reps by Sterling_Ag2007-05-22 08:51:34
  I thought it was company policy not to take by kc5sdy2007-05-22 08:44:21
Time sink videos *WARNING* by SlyW2007-05-22 08:37:20
  Wanders around singing "Roffle-MAO!"... by shadowsystems2007-05-22 10:26:21
    Roffle-MAO! by postaljohn2007-05-22 11:53:31
  Bwahahaha! ROfLMAO! by Bonzo2007-05-22 09:29:29
    My wife has decided that I am truely weird (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-22 21:59:13
Under the topic of "Going farther than I ever have by hadji2007-05-22 08:21:23
  <Cosmo>Dr. Rip Studwell</Cosmo> by firehawk2007-05-22 08:45:25
    Is it Fairy GodParents? (n/t) by NDwight2007-05-22 09:23:03
      Fairly OddParents (n/t) by Rattler2007-05-22 09:31:27
        Wands and wings. by radiowave9112007-05-22 09:33:03
  Good thing he's not a tech in a print shop :-) (n/ (n/t) by kahuana2007-05-22 08:29:30
  owwwwwww that hurt. (n/t) by esbita2007-05-22 08:28:45
  Humor... the final frontier by kahuana2007-05-22 08:28:11
    Oh that's good. (n/t) by vampire2007-05-22 09:12:35
  Nicknames can be dangerous, especially in this cas by theanomaly2007-05-22 08:23:41
    It's not a nick name. It's his real name. (n/t) by hadji2007-05-22 08:40:57
    Only for a little bit by TrapperJohn2007-05-22 08:25:50
  ?? by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 08:23:15
    RIP is a routing protocol (n/t) by merlin2007-05-22 08:35:46
      oh okay (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 08:41:43
SOTM: Beer is Better Than Women, Axel the Sot >:-D by DesertRat662007-05-22 08:19:36
Heys hobbs - ta muchly from yesterday by chrisbee2007-05-22 08:11:52
Remapping the universe by SlyW2007-05-22 08:09:29
  You know, by Merfax2007-05-22 10:51:50
  See Esteis. by Esteis2007-05-22 08:20:21
  Apparently the universe requires a Flash player ;) (n/t) by kahuana2007-05-22 08:20:18
  they are making some serious strides by tesla_koil2007-05-22 08:19:57
    Who are they? (n/t) by JimK2007-05-22 09:56:30
  That is cool by Bellator2007-05-22 08:15:07
Determined to make the Darwin List by Havoc2007-05-22 07:59:44
  No Darwin Award by robertltux2007-05-22 09:43:13
  As I perceive it, the lady that took him home may by NDwight2007-05-22 08:43:06
  The cop did what he should have done. by Peace_man2007-05-22 08:41:41
    Ummm Maybe not by DesertRat662007-05-22 08:53:31
      Maybe... by VivianC2007-05-22 09:11:16
        You really should read Kit's blog by DesertRat662007-05-22 09:22:02
          She's not in Illinois by VivianC2007-05-22 09:30:47
            Neither was the corpse by DesertRat662007-05-22 09:37:16
              That's what is kinda throwing me. by VivianC2007-05-22 09:45:21
                Field BAC tests aren't admissable by jayfarm2007-05-22 10:46:19
                  But they do constitute probable cause. (n/t) by DesertRat662007-05-22 10:53:17
                Just a guess by DesertRat662007-05-22 09:52:09
    I thought that by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 08:45:23
      Was the burden of proof met? by Peace_man2007-05-22 08:52:27
        Yes, yes they do. by imperito2007-05-22 09:36:41
          Well, if you insist on being that hardnosed by Peace_man2007-05-22 09:47:32
            He was 29. Shoulda outgrown that level of foolish by esbita2007-05-22 10:49:39
            "Young and foolish" doesn't excuse drunk driving by imperito2007-05-22 09:55:55
            *DOUBLE-TAKE* by DesertRat662007-05-22 09:54:08
              What? You thought I was always like this? by Peace_man2007-05-22 10:06:46
                That's not what got me by DesertRat662007-05-22 10:12:49
                  The danger was dealt with. by Peace_man2007-05-22 10:40:02
                    It was? by DesertRat662007-05-22 11:00:36
                      I believe you have said it yourself: by Peace_man2007-05-22 11:41:53
                        No inconsistency on my part by DesertRat662007-05-22 11:57:19
                          Are you suggesting that cops should have by Peace_man2007-05-22 12:46:27
                            Are you suggesting that cops migrate? by Havoc2007-05-22 13:21:21
                            No I am asking by DesertRat662007-05-22 13:03:58
                              You want me to set policy based on single events? by Peace_man2007-05-22 14:01:30
                                An answer without an answer by DesertRat662007-05-22 14:23:52
                                I am a proponent of law and order. by Peace_man2007-05-22 15:11:35
                                Do you support outlawing alcohol? by Havoc2007-05-22 14:33:07
                        Weighing the potential risk by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 11:46:05
                          Is that the only issue you see? by Peace_man2007-05-22 12:41:40
                          And that's not even considering... by imperito2007-05-22 12:00:14
                            That's not a consideration for me by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 12:02:28
                              I think a meaningful distinction can be drawn... by imperito2007-05-22 12:07:49
                                I think a distinction can be drawn by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 12:13:27
                    I don't feel that by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 10:45:25
                      Well, we seem to see thing slightly by Peace_man2007-05-22 10:52:47
                        Around HERE... by Stuka2007-05-22 12:00:15
                Wine only does that by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 10:10:34
                  Let me put it another way then. by Peace_man2007-05-22 10:41:17
                    Agreed by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 10:46:57
                      Maybe the law, and how criminal records are by Peace_man2007-05-22 10:56:04
                        Usually by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 10:58:49
                          Maybe the question is more one of by Peace_man2007-05-22 11:46:23
                            See, I'd disagree on that last by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 11:52:39
                              The problem was already taken care of. by Peace_man2007-05-22 12:43:39
            Endangering the lives of people around you by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 09:52:53
              Some folks' driving is that bad and yet... by Stuka2007-05-22 11:57:35
                I'd go with you there by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 11:59:52
        As far as "was the burden of proof met" by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 08:55:32
          Well, if that's what you'd prefer. by Peace_man2007-05-22 09:03:29
            Again by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 09:08:39
              Apparently he did not have proof. by Peace_man2007-05-22 09:12:39
        He blew a .12 so yes by DesertRat662007-05-22 08:55:24
          I believe you posted something a while back by Peace_man2007-05-22 09:07:49
            If criminal charges were in order by DesertRat662007-05-22 09:19:56
  Well... by imperito2007-05-22 08:18:58
    ticket quota should consider "street time" by robertltux2007-05-22 09:50:50
Mods unubfuscated email address in an old post by Rogue19712007-05-22 07:58:34
  Thanks Nea! :) by purplepineapple2007-05-22 15:46:38
  And in two other posts in that thread. by AndyA2007-05-22 08:19:30
From today's globe and mail by sstdenni2007-05-22 07:41:41
  So, where is Beowulf Schaeffer? by voxwoman2007-05-22 07:49:24
    Where are the 3-legged Cecil the seasick serpents? (n/t) by kahuana2007-05-22 07:59:46
      A headless three legged centaur with Cecil the by hieraco2007-05-22 10:40:01
  An online article floated around a few days back by sgrunt2007-05-22 07:42:29
*Lies down on the carpet* by Bellator2007-05-22 07:34:58
  *puts new carpet down* here ... by Garrinka2007-05-22 08:15:32
    *Lies down on the carpet* by Bellator2007-05-22 08:23:49
  *pulls the carpet out from under Bellator* by sgrunt2007-05-22 07:36:13
    I don't want flees in my carpet! by madjo2007-05-22 07:38:01
      *thwaps madjo with the rolled-up carpet* by sgrunt2007-05-22 07:38:53
    Killer! Fetch! by Bellator2007-05-22 07:37:54
      *eats the dog's brains* (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-22 07:38:33
        *Grabs dubble barreled shotgun* by Bellator2007-05-22 07:40:32
          muhahahah by sgrunt2007-05-22 07:41:34
            *Grabs the bloodstained carpet and puts it on the by Bellator2007-05-22 07:44:08
              *rolls Bellator into the carpet* by sgrunt2007-05-22 07:45:56
                Son of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhrrrrrrgghhh by Bellator2007-05-22 07:50:32
                  *puts carpet over Bellator* by Havoc2007-05-22 08:01:11
                    *Shoots Havoc through the carpet in a very Captain by Bellator2007-05-22 08:05:43
Be nice and feel good. Hmm I would have filed by justncase2007-05-22 07:23:21
  I have known this for a long time. by Peace_man2007-05-22 08:49:01
  That's an oversimplification by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 08:06:56
from the inbox : OMG by Rogue19712007-05-22 07:04:52
  Whereas before if was ok for them to take candy? (n/t) by AndyA2007-05-22 09:05:57
  Eh... by imperito2007-05-22 08:12:28
    well it was to me by Rogue19712007-05-22 08:18:33
      On the other hand... by imperito2007-05-22 08:24:39
        Mmm. Hard drugs, sure. by Esteis2007-05-22 08:59:57
          Have a good one. by Rolls2007-05-23 11:22:46
  Allow me to play Devil's Advocate for a moment: by UGuardian2007-05-22 07:59:21
    *borrows Esbita's =5 Chicago tribune of twappage* by Rogue19712007-05-22 08:05:08
      *gets in line behind Rogue1971* (n/t) by vampire2007-05-22 08:17:35
        *pictures the scene from Airplane!* by imperito2007-05-22 08:20:45
      s/=5/+5 (n/t) by Rogue19712007-05-22 08:05:37
  "Cheese" and "Strawberry Quick" is what's hot now. by kc5sdy2007-05-22 07:24:48
  Gah. As if kids need more "uppers" by voxwoman2007-05-22 07:21:30
ATTN: Illiad by XndeX2007-05-22 06:59:00
  No plans yet... by Illiad2007-05-22 11:51:59
    very true by XndeX2007-05-22 12:45:58
Why can't people read? by imrambi2007-05-22 06:48:23
  I'm rewriting a first year physics manual. by run.dll2007-05-22 09:20:29
    Heh. Let me know how that works out for you by voxwoman2007-05-22 09:56:34
      can we repeat this on friday??? by robertltux2007-05-22 14:54:17
        sure (n/t) by voxwoman2007-05-22 15:07:17
  SOME people are auditory learners and by ilve2read2007-05-22 08:28:41
    Granted. Others are just lazy. by firehawk2007-05-22 08:44:39
  Often as not the manual isnt written as simply by joecrouse2007-05-22 07:43:02
  I have that same problem and can sum it up with by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 07:00:13
    "Yes, but a manual won't snap... by sep2007-05-22 07:16:03
      Hahahaha! I needed that!! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 07:20:24
    Yep, not so much "can't" as "won't " by AshyRaine2007-05-22 07:04:30
      Sometimes it's bad design by voxwoman2007-05-22 07:25:27
        You should go to our site and go through by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 08:14:35
        You either severely underestimate the stupidity by Egaeus2007-05-22 07:51:18
          you are talking apples and oranges by voxwoman2007-05-22 07:57:44
      To me it boils down to not wanting to think... by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 07:11:21
        Aye, it is a sadness. (n/t) by AshyRaine2007-05-22 07:16:32
Wired mentions UF! by Havoc2007-05-22 06:32:12
  picture of comic borken :( by Garrinka2007-05-22 06:34:49
    Wierd. by Havoc2007-05-22 06:46:53
      I guess the fabric of reality is warped today :) by Garrinka2007-05-22 06:48:51
OT Question by oedlan2007-05-22 06:15:24
  Oh, I think he's known by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 06:18:36
    Oh yes. by manxmania2007-05-22 06:38:41
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-05-22 06:11:18
ATTN daGM : by klar_at_work2007-05-22 05:54:52
  /me creates spirt of healing by vectorz2007-05-22 07:04:08
    1.2 gr IBU & 2.0 gr PCM, and it is STILL there.:( (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-05-22 07:23:29
    could you send that spirit to me too please? by chaotic2007-05-22 07:15:48
      /me clones spirit of healing by vectorz2007-05-22 07:38:54
        thanks for the spirit clone by chaotic2007-05-22 11:09:30
      You know there is a "Friday version" of by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 07:19:16
        Interesting by madjo2007-05-22 07:37:11
          If the headache is too bad, you won't have fun by chaotic2007-05-22 11:11:02
          That is a good question :) Endorphins by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 10:01:36
  dang, all I have today is cause light wounds... (n (n/t) by Imp2007-05-22 06:23:54
  *casts cure medium wounds* by Garrinka2007-05-22 06:23:51
    jinx! 2 posts same time :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-05-22 06:24:30
So here I am with no sleep, and I'm flying into by hadji2007-05-22 05:47:51
  On my last flight ... by aix tom2007-05-22 06:38:23
    Heh. I had a funny on a flight to Stockholm: by JimK2007-05-22 06:49:10
  "there may be 50 ways to leave your lover... by Garrinka2007-05-22 06:28:50
    The seat belts do not operate like by vetitice2007-05-22 07:37:41
      and Id be the Wisearse to point out by joecrouse2007-05-22 09:04:49
        So, they were a bug? by hadji2007-05-22 09:09:42
          no they were an option by joecrouse2007-05-22 09:42:05
            The good old days by basher202007-05-22 09:54:33
    "Ladies and gentlemen, there is fog at Heathrow, by JimK2007-05-22 06:47:17
      On a feeder flight from Milwaukee to Chicago by basher202007-05-22 06:56:18
  Sleep on the plane (n/t) by SnArL2007-05-22 05:54:16
    SNAKES ON A PLANE! (n/t) by jiteo2007-05-22 06:12:48
      Badgers on a Mobius strip! (n/t) by hadji2007-05-22 07:21:30
        "If I could save Klein in a bottle" (n/t) by postaljohn2007-05-22 07:29:31
  If the flight captain is a woman, would it be rude by hadji2007-05-22 05:54:07
    PC gone mad... by VivianC2007-05-22 07:19:50
    If she's cute, ask for a tour of her cockpit. (n/t by vckhaze2007-05-22 06:08:21
      "The cockpit, what is it?" (n/t) by basher202007-05-22 08:09:09
        "It's the little room in the front of the plane by Sterling_Ag2007-05-22 09:03:32
          "We have to get these passengers to a hospital as by talon07202007-05-22 10:35:29
            When can we land this plane? by basher202007-05-22 12:42:03
            "Check the radar range" (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 10:37:31
          Stop quoteing George Carlin! by joecrouse2007-05-22 09:05:21
            Not George Carlin by basher202007-05-22 09:14:29
              Ok didnt get that. George does a bit by joecrouse2007-05-22 10:32:30
                I found a link to it by joecrouse2007-05-22 10:38:44
            Pre boarding what exactly is Pre Boarding by joecrouse2007-05-22 09:07:55
        *Points to a beehive.* by hadji2007-05-22 08:45:33
          Ahhhhh.... by aix tom2007-05-22 08:55:48
    When you are half asleep, you wouldnt appreciate by klar_at_work2007-05-22 06:06:58
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-05-22 05:30:03
Reality check, please. by hactar the uhhh2007-05-22 05:15:47
  Checksum does not compute, reality check denied (n (n/t) by Imp2007-05-22 06:23:16
    That's by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 06:25:59
  Well, let's try this by sgrunt2007-05-22 06:12:37
    Hey! Uhh...huu......hnnnnnn... (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-05-22 06:44:11
      *replaces Hactar's brains* by Garrinka2007-05-22 06:46:04
        BRAAAAAAAAAAINS! (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-22 06:57:37
          *down sgrunt down* I AM not a vending machine :) by Garrinka2007-05-22 07:10:33
            Contemplates burying his face in Garrinka's larder by shadowsystems2007-05-22 10:12:21
  Who cancelled payment on my reality check? (n/t) by postaljohn2007-05-22 06:06:04
    And what kind of by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 06:29:14
    Your reality check bounced; sorry. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-22 06:15:32
  All I have is a rain check :( by madjo2007-05-22 05:45:42
  Try to lick your elbow. by ideur2007-05-22 05:28:19
    I can lick my elbow. by shadowsystems2007-05-22 10:09:58
  You buncha goofs! by hactar the uhhh2007-05-22 05:27:43
    wanders across the board, calling by postaljohn2007-05-22 07:26:53
    Normality has been restored! (n/t) by morenna2007-05-22 05:31:46
      So, you worked out by anymouse2007-05-22 05:42:35
        At a probability factor of by hactar the uhhh2007-05-22 05:54:32
        No by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 05:54:22
    I had a prophetic dream by Havoc2007-05-22 05:31:31
      I'm not sure it is prophetic by altordwm2007-05-22 05:34:28
        So my brain did a bubble sort and POPed the result by Havoc2007-05-22 05:44:53
  I reject your reality and substitute my own! (n/t) by morenna2007-05-22 05:26:47
  Cocks paintball gun .... (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-05-22 05:26:01
  Sorry. Your reality check has been by hadji2007-05-22 05:23:43
  Welcome to Silent Hill. (n/t) by Arivia2007-05-22 05:17:05
Things like this make me by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 04:50:36
Attn: Sharku (WGT - Wave Gotik Treffen) by Qcumber-some2007-05-22 04:12:10
  Received & replied. (n/t) by Sharku2007-05-22 05:23:43
    Received & replied. by Qcumber-some2007-05-22 15:43:41
Heroes (spoilers) by Michiel2007-05-22 04:11:56
  Funny After seeing all the spoilers here by joecrouse2007-05-22 11:28:33
    Don't dismiss it so quickly. by Michiel2007-05-22 13:09:50
  Question (with spoilers...) by Nea2007-05-22 10:15:26
    Answer (with spoiler) by Michiel2007-05-22 10:21:47
      She was trying to confuse Nikki and perhaps by Havoc2007-05-22 12:01:18
      On the Candice issue by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 11:08:10
        I wondered that, too. (n/t) by Nea2007-05-22 11:29:33
          Same thought here too (n/t) by Gisch2007-05-22 16:48:29
  I would have watched it but ...they did by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 08:17:13
    It should be available to watch from nbc.com. by hadji2007-05-22 08:43:55
      Thanks, I forgot about that! by Classic_Jon2007-05-22 10:07:59
  more spoilers by voxwoman2007-05-22 07:40:12
    No, Peter isn't dead. by Michiel2007-05-22 08:58:09
      Unless Nathan took Peter HIGH and dropped him by Havoc2007-05-22 11:52:16
        And wouldn't Peter have caused a by Havoc2007-05-22 11:53:47
          Not sure how that power works by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 12:14:22
            if using nuclear material by Havoc2007-05-22 12:31:09
    It's possible. by Michiel2007-05-22 07:55:03
      That little indian kid from the first few eps by Havoc2007-05-22 08:05:16
        Don't think that Peter was near that kid. by talon07202007-05-22 09:08:53
        Good thinking. I forgot about that kid. (n/t) by Michiel2007-05-22 08:19:48
          wasn't in the first 7 eps. by voxwoman2007-05-22 08:28:04
      more spoilers by voxwoman2007-05-22 08:03:32
        I guess. (n/t) by Michiel2007-05-22 08:18:43
  More remarks (and more spoilers) by Michiel2007-05-22 07:01:32
    dinosaur was an old episode by Havoc2007-05-22 08:16:50
      In the painting, the sword was unsheathed. by Michiel2007-05-22 08:22:43
    Replies, and more spoilers by talon07202007-05-22 07:36:53
      more spoilers. by voxwoman2007-05-22 07:47:59
        Yeah, spoilers here too. Plus a Hiro theory by Gisch2007-05-22 16:56:18
          oooh. I like your theory :) (spoilers) by voxwoman2007-05-22 18:14:30
        More sploiage by Ston2007-05-22 11:57:35
        Mama Petrelli's power... by rhl20002007-05-22 08:07:38
      But... by quilting_kitty2007-05-22 07:47:30
        Ah, but you are assuming that by talon07202007-05-22 08:19:50
          I still don't see the plot benefit to it being a by quilting_kitty2007-05-22 08:33:35
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-05-22 04:00:04
I think I really dug her by hadji2007-05-22 03:45:26
  Can't beat The Boss by Aon2007-05-22 04:11:15
    Just out of curiosity, are there any other artists by hadji2007-05-22 04:35:05
      Dunno, what was on the by Baywolfe2007-05-22 06:04:05
        Which version American or Brittish? by joecrouse2007-05-22 07:44:39
          The American One by Baywolfe2007-05-22 11:45:30
      Thergothon, for one. by Arivia2007-05-22 04:39:06
  and then by zeitnot2007-05-22 04:06:04
Nothing inspires concentration and work ethic by raptillicus2007-05-22 03:34:42
  Gosh, that's like dangling a giant bleeding tuna by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 08:12:12
From /.: by Arivia2007-05-22 03:27:43
  Heh. What article is that from? by Esteis2007-05-22 05:09:18
    Ka- by Arivia2007-05-22 05:13:00
      The last line is one rous by anymouse2007-05-22 05:46:55
  Link To Post? by Secret2007-05-22 04:16:02
    An AC, hence lack of attribution. (n/t) by Arivia2007-05-22 04:22:50
I love watching (and hearing) the sunrise... by jmaxsohmer2007-05-22 03:02:11
The Guessing Game - Take 4 by Spisefisken2007-05-22 02:58:37
  What are 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7? by jmaxsohmer2007-05-22 05:59:00
    Saying that decimals are allowed by Spisefisken2007-05-22 06:05:09
      Ah, makes for a huge space by Havoc2007-05-22 06:06:50
        Yup by Spisefisken2007-05-22 06:23:50
          t by Spisefisken2007-05-22 06:25:01
    1001? I thought it was 201? (n/t) by Havoc2007-05-22 06:02:32
      base 2 (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 06:05:24
  If we all submit 0, we all win (n/t) by Control2007-05-22 03:01:57
    But if people submit non-zero numbers by sazzer2007-05-22 03:13:26
      But if the other two submit by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 04:41:23
    You're a UFie alright by Spisefisken2007-05-22 03:09:24
      Only the first, I noticed, yes. by Control2007-05-22 03:12:23
        Then we just have to arrange for them by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 04:43:53
          The routers will make a delay by Spisefisken2007-05-22 05:42:18
Here's a tough one for you (weird email behaviour) by Control2007-05-22 02:39:45
  Antivirus scanning outgoing e-mail? by altordwm2007-05-22 05:18:42
    I second this suggestion. by erniepi2007-05-22 08:03:52
  Maybe there's a problem with how those are encoded by Arivia2007-05-22 02:51:46
    That may be by Control2007-05-22 02:54:13
      could be an blocking attachment type of rule ... by techrealm2007-05-22 03:04:19
        If so, they're using weird criteria by Control2007-05-22 03:07:17
      Wouldn't count on the SMTP server not checking ZIP by jmaxsohmer2007-05-22 02:57:04
        If it's the encoding.... by Arivia2007-05-22 03:03:11
          OpenOffice asks about jpeg encoding when saving pd by Control2007-05-22 03:05:52
            When you tell it to. by aix tom2007-05-22 03:32:40
              This is starting to make sense by Control2007-05-22 03:50:47
                try opening/resaving the unsendable jpg's using by bobmon2007-05-22 05:36:07
          Dunno. There's also the possibility of a corrupt by jmaxsohmer2007-05-22 03:04:02
  Hmmmm. by manxmania2007-05-22 02:50:19
    Thought of that too, yes by Control2007-05-22 02:52:07
      What about something in the path? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2007-05-22 02:54:09
        All files on Desktop by Control2007-05-22 02:54:48
  Have you checked the size of all attachments ? by Yaeger2007-05-22 02:47:29
    Yes, I checked that by Control2007-05-22 02:50:29
- - - ThE FuNnY FaRm - - - by Mr.Taco2007-05-22 02:26:41
  I wana be Super Mario. by joecrouse2007-05-22 21:45:32
  HEY! Do NOT insult Diablo like that! by shadowsystems2007-05-22 02:38:39
    Diablo was a wimp. by klar_at_work2007-05-22 05:10:30
      on hell mode?? by tesla_koil2007-05-22 08:15:14
        Especially hardcore by SSpiffy2007-05-22 08:17:45
new HTML by dennismv2007-05-22 01:55:58
  You can probably abuse the preprocessor by leonidus2007-05-22 02:31:50
    GNU's done it already (sorta) by Stuka2007-05-22 12:09:45
      But that's C++. Try Common Lisp: (:-P) by bwkaz2007-05-22 16:47:42
Attn purplepinapple by Electric Storm2007-05-22 01:52:41
  Awesome! by purplepineapple2007-05-22 02:09:10
  *smiles* by resc2007-05-22 01:57:36
  s/purplepinapple/purplepineapple by Electric Storm2007-05-22 01:53:56
This could be a problem by Wolven2007-05-22 01:37:18
  Thanks for the help by Wolven2007-05-22 05:23:09
    Don't give up! by rhl20002007-05-22 08:15:49
      It wasn't only the MBR by Wolven2007-05-22 12:59:26
  Try knoppix or some other linux boot CD by Gargravarr2007-05-22 01:47:05
    It looks like the MBR is trashed by Wolven2007-05-22 04:27:58
  Grab a copy of ClamWin. by shadowsystems2007-05-22 01:43:20
    I think I have a copy of by Wolven2007-05-22 01:49:41
      I *think* so, but grab a newer copy JIC... by shadowsystems2007-05-22 01:50:56
        Would the winternals package by Wolven2007-05-22 01:53:37
          Yes, I believe it does. =) (n/t) by shadowsystems2007-05-22 02:06:34
            Nothing like a broken machine to make one go by Wolven2007-05-22 02:10:17
ATTN Lab_rat : start saving money. by klar_at_work2007-05-22 01:15:01
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-05-22 01:00:01
Kitty update: by skippy-ish_guy2007-05-22 00:51:26
  So he bounced right back? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-05-22 00:58:34
    Just as by hadji2007-05-22 01:50:51
      cat burgers? by madjo2007-05-22 04:41:05
        They're by hadji2007-05-22 06:00:41
      Yes, Catji ... (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-05-22 01:53:41
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-05-22 00:46:45
  Oops! by Pyxidragon2007-05-22 07:17:12
  *gets mug of iced BAS* by therantinggeek2007-05-22 07:14:43
    {{{trg}}} by Pyxidragon2007-05-22 07:16:21
      {{{pyxidragon}}} by therantinggeek2007-05-22 08:15:09
  *blinks puppy dog eyes at Treehugger* (n/t) by vampire2007-05-22 07:00:42
    Even indirectly, that's pretty potent by Pyxidragon2007-05-22 07:02:51
      Awwwww, thank ye so much. :) by vampire2007-05-22 08:13:09
  Mornin' all! by kc5sdy2007-05-22 06:59:41
    *brings over Tabasco-laced BAS* by Pyxidragon2007-05-22 07:01:58
      How are we doing today? (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-05-22 07:21:34
  *strolls in* by wabbit652007-05-22 06:37:27
    *brings over breakfast & BAS* by Pyxidragon2007-05-22 06:38:34
      Morning! by wabbit652007-05-22 09:42:51
  *self-serves iced mocha-BAS* by Pyxidragon2007-05-22 06:24:08
  *performs BAS summoning ritual* by sgrunt2007-05-22 06:11:39
    Continued Luck! by Pyxidragon2007-05-22 06:17:25
      *drains mug, slides back down counter* by sgrunt2007-05-22 06:21:08
        *re-fills & slides back* by Pyxidragon2007-05-22 06:24:45
          *contemplates second mug* by sgrunt2007-05-22 06:56:30
            *giggles* (n/t) by Pyxidragon2007-05-22 06:58:14
  Good morning! by esbita2007-05-22 05:58:10
    Seems our bar maiden is MIA. by XndeX2007-05-22 06:06:18
      Thanks! by esbita2007-05-22 06:15:58
        no worries by XndeX2007-05-22 06:38:36
          Thinking of it... by esbita2007-05-22 07:04:48
            and you were missed too by XndeX2007-05-22 07:16:39
              Will try my best to make it. by esbita2007-05-22 07:27:05
  Yiiiehaa by Gouda2007-05-22 05:43:52
    *serves Ice Tea* by Treehugger2007-05-22 06:06:28
  Rides in. by XndeX2007-05-22 04:32:20
  Hello, treehugger by afterburner2007-05-22 02:40:59
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-05-22 02:44:58
      Yes, please by afterburner2007-05-22 02:48:08
        *serves leetle cakes* by Treehugger2007-05-22 02:51:20
          Thanks. by afterburner2007-05-22 02:53:58
  Hrmph! Finally I'm tired enough to write something by kyrasantae2007-05-22 02:00:09
    Yea, I only mailed the smail yesterday by afterburner2007-05-22 02:44:25
    My usual vague allusionizing/subtle-hinting by kyrasantae2007-05-22 02:04:12
      hmmmm by raptillicus2007-05-22 02:15:47
        Hey, that's actually pretty good :) (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-05-22 02:17:56
          Oh you flatterer you =P by raptillicus2007-05-22 02:19:44
    /me goes by silently... by raptillicus2007-05-22 02:01:46
      ;-) (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-05-22 02:02:49
        It's ok, it's not real... (n/t) by raptillicus2007-05-22 02:04:24
  I need help. But I'll take caffiene if you have. by raptillicus2007-05-22 01:40:12
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:41:21
      I have a group project due tomorr... today... by raptillicus2007-05-22 01:50:27
        Ouch. by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:54:46
      This might be it by kyrasantae2007-05-22 01:50:15
        Yeah, but he is the last part of a true saga of by raptillicus2007-05-22 01:51:24
          What's the paper supposed to be on? by kyrasantae2007-05-22 01:52:21
            The assignment was to write a paper showing how by raptillicus2007-05-22 01:53:40
              Hmmmm fitting terrorism into that would be fun (n/ (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-05-22 01:55:06
                Terrorism fits fine. That is not the problem. by raptillicus2007-05-22 01:58:04
  "Hello, did I left my wallet here Friday?" (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-05-22 01:29:03
    I'll check by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:31:27
      It had. I do recall giving rounds to all, for havi by klar_at_work2007-05-22 01:39:34
        A...HA !!!! See? I was right ... by klar_at_work2007-05-22 01:41:17
          see lower post (n/t) by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:41:44
        Oh yeah.No, I transported it back to your jacket by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:40:50
          Erm, this jacket doesnt HAVE inside pockets. by klar_at_work2007-05-22 01:54:32
  *strolls in full of sunny springiness* by suitably_vague2007-05-22 01:27:42
    Why couldn't we have had this weather yesterday? by JimK2007-05-22 01:31:44
      Far south of Leeds ... by suitably_vague2007-05-22 01:48:03
        Bah. by JimK2007-05-22 01:56:24
          To be fair to the selectors, by suitably_vague2007-05-22 02:06:37
            Helsinki. by JimK2007-05-22 02:15:39
              Helsinki is nice - in the summer... by afterburner2007-05-22 02:50:40
                I don't get to choose... by JimK2007-05-22 03:12:07
              If you have interweb by Treehugger2007-05-22 02:16:24
                TMS rules... by JimK2007-05-22 02:21:50
        They shouldn't have picked Harmison by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:51:07
          He's looked OK in early games. by JimK2007-05-22 02:00:58
      you always gets a result at headingly by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:32:14
    *serves Iced BAS* by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:28:24
      *Salutes sun & hostess by drinking iced BAS* (n/t) by suitably_vague2007-05-22 01:49:57
  (Scrambles up into a stool at the counter...) by shadowsystems2007-05-22 01:04:17
    'Ullo short stuff by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:10:23
      (Muffled "Thank You!" from behind the Counter...) by shadowsystems2007-05-22 01:17:19
        *clears the plates away* by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:20:34
          (Sits there trying to rub the Cooties from his by shadowsystems2007-05-22 01:28:21
            *grin* It's ok. They're grown-up cooties by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:30:55
              (Eyes !GLOW! with delight at the giant crazy straw by shadowsystems2007-05-22 01:38:27
                Who's your daddy? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-05-22 02:13:44
                  My Daddy's name is Paul Bunyan. by shadowsystems2007-05-22 02:24:14
                    Ox? Has he been "helped" ? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-05-22 02:43:23
                *waves goodbye* by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:40:02
                  (Comes back in a few minutes later & waits by shadowsystems2007-05-22 01:49:21
                    I've got a lot spare... by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:53:33
                      (Clasps his fingers around his new Crazy Straw & by shadowsystems2007-05-22 02:08:41
                        You go and play by Treehugger2007-05-22 02:15:41
                          (Runs happily out the door, brandishing his new by shadowsystems2007-05-22 02:21:14
  Good morning by vectorz2007-05-22 01:01:00
    Ooops. Try stopping the hole with cotton wool by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:06:29
      Done! by vectorz2007-05-22 02:17:09
  Could I get an iced tea to go please? by syren2007-05-22 00:56:08
    *huggles quad* by Treehugger2007-05-22 00:57:22
  *wanders in* by FNORDer2007-05-22 00:52:37
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-05-22 00:54:16
      BAS? by postaljohn2007-05-22 01:11:52
        *serves coffee 1 sugar 1 creamer etc* by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:17:12
          I haven't adapted to having mine by postaljohn2007-05-22 01:20:38
      Philosophy paper due. by FNORDer2007-05-22 01:01:32
        BTW by postaljohn2007-05-22 01:18:48
        Sympathies by postaljohn2007-05-22 01:12:38
  morning by stoft2007-05-22 00:51:44
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-05-22 00:53:51
      if only! by stoft2007-05-22 06:24:41
  <quiet>Morning!</quiet> by JimK2007-05-22 00:48:35
    {{{JimK}}} by Treehugger2007-05-22 00:51:27
      I'm doing well this morning. by JimK2007-05-22 01:20:29
        awww, poor hard worker... by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:21:15
          Ta. I'll do the marmitey thing myself :-) by JimK2007-05-22 01:24:44
            *kicks with motivation* by Treehugger2007-05-22 01:27:48
Oz Ufies: Computer Pricing. by FNORDer2007-05-22 00:32:30
  For the Workstation machine by Menetlaus2007-05-22 07:01:26
  you could have a look at... by BlueDog9872007-05-22 01:11:30
    there's also by leejam2007-05-22 06:04:31
Cheshire Crossing 3 is up : by klar_at_work2007-05-22 00:24:20
  Argh!!! more timesinks! :( by madjo2007-05-22 01:27:42
    This is one sink per 6 months. You'll live (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-05-22 01:55:42
  Ooooh, I like it. Thanks for the link. by Snate2007-05-22 01:02:24
    November, I think :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-05-22 01:15:29
SciFi Question of the Day by Illiad2007-05-22 00:21:19
  what future? This is my frickin life NOW by voxwoman2007-05-22 07:52:36
    Have you heard of the joke .... by aix tom2007-05-22 08:11:04
      What joke? - I'm with voxwoman on this one! (n/t) by iarann2007-05-22 08:28:02
  sounds like a hybrid of Zardoz and Logan's Run by basher202007-05-22 06:35:27
  Option 1, then get a gun and become a runner by Havoc2007-05-22 06:04:37
    Even better, as #1 become a Sandman by Havoc2007-05-22 06:05:25
  option 2 by robertltux2007-05-22 05:41:06
  I'd pick the second option... by jdelphiki2007-05-22 05:21:06
    You could work for me. :-) by hadji2007-05-22 05:27:54
      Wonderful... by jdelphiki2007-05-22 05:30:24
        Heck no. by hadji2007-05-22 05:46:37
        be warned... by wibble2007-05-22 05:32:42
          I'd hate to have to be... by jdelphiki2007-05-22 06:11:09
  Depends on how you die on reaching 30. by Esteis2007-05-22 05:17:24
  I'm no fool - by oldphart2007-05-22 03:03:45
  If those are the only 2 options, by rorajoey2007-05-22 02:36:47
  A rare moment of uncomfortable honesty. by hadji2007-05-22 02:09:08
    I understand, but... by jdelphiki2007-05-22 05:28:19
    {{{hadji}}} (n/t) by Snate2007-05-22 02:14:03
  Mu. by raptor_872007-05-22 01:48:22
  You're joking, right? by Khaar2007-05-22 01:42:11
  Call me "Logan 6" (n/t) by ideur2007-05-22 01:04:29
  #2 by Trybble2007-05-22 01:00:53
  Option 2. Start a revolution. All those pampered by FNORDer2007-05-22 00:38:15
  Two. As long as the ones that choose one, by klar_at_work2007-05-22 00:37:45
    maybe the ones that choose one, by postaljohn2007-05-22 01:05:28
      There's already enough of me (n/t) by SoylentGreen2007-05-22 03:28:19
        <drool>Mmmmmm, SoylentGreen!</drool> by HomerSimpson2007-05-22 03:32:53
      I'd be glad to be of service in that regard. by hadji2007-05-22 02:38:00
        Sorry, I meant by hadji2007-05-22 02:39:05
  not enough information. Both have perks (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-22 00:37:26
  Definetely not two. by aix tom2007-05-22 00:33:17
  The second. by Arivia2007-05-22 00:26:58
McDonalds menus around the world. by Illiad2007-05-22 00:15:37
  One-stop shopping by stibbons2007-05-22 09:45:29
  University of MD College Park had a by joecrouse2007-05-22 07:59:14
  5 guys burgers and fries. by joecrouse2007-05-22 07:54:46
  Who is brave enough... by esbita2007-05-22 07:13:55
  What about the Russian Happy Meal? by SnArL2007-05-22 05:39:52
    That looks like a Winner. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-22 07:56:22
  Young Merican walked into a Maccas by chrisbee2007-05-22 02:28:22
    No Ham in Hamburgers by Control2007-05-22 02:46:10
      Here they use pig meat by hej2007-05-22 05:24:57
  They forgot the McKroket. by buzzin2007-05-22 02:25:09
    Beef stew in a bread-bowl? (n/t) by Arivia2007-05-22 02:28:11
      For certain values of "beef". by Sharku2007-05-22 05:08:10
        It's a McDonalds. by Arivia2007-05-22 05:10:51
      picture might make it better? by buzzin2007-05-22 03:38:45
        Okay, so by Arivia2007-05-22 04:24:30
          ehm, yes, sort of :) by buzzin2007-05-22 04:42:37
            I had the opportunity to try one by kyrasantae2007-05-22 10:40:34
  If I get to pick... by resc2007-05-22 01:55:18
    I will wait for 20 minutes in the drive-thru by postaljohn2007-05-22 02:16:03
  The whole world is conquered by McDonalds. by Ascag2007-05-22 00:42:05
    okay when are they going to take over by robertltux2007-05-22 05:49:45
      Mont Pelier doesnt have a McDonalds Either. by joecrouse2007-05-22 07:53:20
  I just like the fact that you can get beer in by romandas2007-05-22 00:24:44
    Russian too (n/t) by dennismv2007-05-22 01:22:23
    Who would drink beer from a paper cup? by Argos2007-05-22 00:49:11
      At Burger King I drink it from the glass bottle. by aix tom2007-05-22 00:57:55
    Well, duh. You arent at McDonald's for the food, by klar_at_work2007-05-22 00:38:43
      Actually, I prefer McD's in Oz to Burger king by FNORDer2007-05-22 01:00:38
        I want a Whopper with BigMac sauce. by JimK2007-05-22 01:27:35
          BK DOESNT HAVE CHIPS THEY ARE FRIES by joecrouse2007-05-22 07:47:45
            You invented fried chunks of potato? by JimK2007-05-22 08:18:52
              That's why they're called by MatthewDBA2007-05-22 08:40:55
                Not quite. by Phoon2007-05-22 10:13:33
                  They shouldve been called Greek fries . by Klaranth2007-05-22 12:15:15
        Town where I wrok, 50,000 ppl by kreepykrawly2007-05-22 01:25:11
          Oh yeah. I forgot Red Rooster, Oporto, Subway etc. by FNORDer2007-05-22 19:44:24
          within easy walking distance, by postaljohn2007-05-22 01:37:21
          That's it? No Chinese place? No Indo? by klar_at_work2007-05-22 01:28:16
            Oh I fogot, 8 chinese restaurants by kreepykrawly2007-05-22 01:35:10
          And I'm guessing... by purplepineapple2007-05-22 01:27:41
            Actually they're not by kreepykrawly2007-05-22 01:38:40
              Heh (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-05-22 01:46:15
        But but but by purplepineapple2007-05-22 01:19:41
          Hungry Jacks is just as bad as BK (n/t) by FNORDer2007-05-22 19:44:49
          *looks for straigthjacket for ppa* by klar_at_work2007-05-22 01:27:10
    In Italy as well, and drive-thru beer is legal... by stoft2007-05-22 00:33:20
      how high is it?? by robertltux2007-05-22 05:54:26
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-05-22 00:05:36
  w00tness! by acrisius2007-05-22 07:32:27
  okay, got me by Garath2007-05-22 01:19:16
    Now remove SETI and concentrate on something by JimK2007-05-22 12:11:45
Translations by Nea2007-05-22 00:01:01
  Português (Brasil) by nicholasuramesh2007-06-02 19:30:10
  Nederlands / Dutch by madjo2007-05-22 01:18:44
  German / Deutsch tlp (n/t) by Liguste2007-05-22 00:13:12
    Weanarisch / Vienna dialect by Moon2007-05-22 03:00:23
    Karlsruhbadisch by Ascag2007-05-22 00:33:05
    by Liguste by Liguste2007-05-22 00:13:58
      Sternenfahrzeug? Attn: Native speakers! by scum2007-05-22 00:33:41
        I'd say 'craftsmanship' by kyrasantae2007-05-22 00:38:45
          That was just what I was thinking by scum2007-05-22 00:48:47
Comment Board Trivia by count_02007-05-22 00:00:13
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-05-22 00:00:04
  A storage facility. by adiplomat2007-05-22 18:36:40
  Andrews Garage and wrecking yard by joecrouse2007-05-22 10:44:57
    Pepsi Bottling plant is pretty close too. by joecrouse2007-05-22 10:50:23
  Whatever's on the 2nd floor (I'm on the 3rd) (n/t) by BaruMonkey2007-05-22 10:15:30
  Roach coach. Just pulled up out front. by SouthpawPL2007-05-22 09:59:57
  A school, other side of the road. by Medentic2007-05-22 09:25:28
  Pawn Shop, Bailbondsmen, Liquor Store, ... by apenzott2007-05-22 09:21:03
  a "pre-owned vehicles" dealership by RunNeoRun2007-05-22 08:57:17
  Vonage by voxwoman2007-05-22 08:33:54
  Dagmar's Marina by SSpiffy2007-05-22 08:31:44
  University bookstore? by Chuk2007-05-22 08:28:43
  Toss up between by Sterling_Ag2007-05-22 08:05:34
  Nobody's? (n/t) by kahuana2007-05-22 08:01:56
  Next row of cubicles by Tumppu2007-05-22 07:50:10
  A glass shop (n/t) by sstacks2007-05-22 07:43:13
    Also a museum, if you consider that by sstacks2007-05-22 07:43:38
  Middle unit in industrial park. by vetitice2007-05-22 07:35:01
  A white hen in a strip mall... by Garrinka2007-05-22 07:17:46
  Medical City, Dallas (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-05-22 06:56:25
  For some reason in the middle of nowhere by AshyRaine2007-05-22 06:12:24
  The gun store is closest to my home. :o) (n/t) by morenna2007-05-22 05:33:10
  3 Shrinks. by manxmania2007-05-22 05:20:41
  Probably apartments. If they don't count, then a by bwkaz2007-05-22 04:04:32
  business..hmm...Goverment departments don't count? by buzzin2007-05-22 03:46:23
  Probably the Chevron station on the corner by rorajoey2007-05-22 02:43:13
  A real-estate administration firm. by Mr.Taco2007-05-22 02:28:33
  The customs station across the street. by moddermonster2007-05-22 01:26:07
  And still open? by purplepineapple2007-05-22 01:20:52
  Strip mall by postaljohn2007-05-22 01:14:50
    It was funny by postaljohn2007-05-22 01:26:42
  Beauty Salon by kreepykrawly2007-05-22 01:08:47
  Local papershop, nice and close for milk by Treehugger2007-05-22 00:56:40
  A hooker, two drug dealers (twins), & the insane by shadowsystems2007-05-22 00:50:25
  a gas station about 6 km away (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-05-22 00:48:04
  Convenience store. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2007-05-22 00:47:14
  A gasstation across the street by madjo2007-05-22 00:46:05
  a little strip mall across the street by kyrasantae2007-05-22 00:43:30
  Military airbase. (n/t) by Yaeger2007-05-22 00:40:53
  A bank. (n/t) by hadji2007-05-22 00:40:10
  Pinewood Consultancy. (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-05-22 00:40:10
  Local bar (n/t) by stoft2007-05-22 00:34:36
  A "Media Markt", a Metro Cash&Carry market by Gouda2007-05-22 00:33:36
  Doener, Currywurst and French Fries shop by Ascag2007-05-22 00:20:50
  a Veterinary by aix tom2007-05-22 00:13:33
  An electronics restoration company. by Tyop2007-05-22 00:13:01
  gas stations, 2 of them by amp_man2007-05-22 00:07:29
  Cafe at the top of the water tower. by hieraco2007-05-22 00:06:11
    At the top of the water tower? by Arivia2007-05-22 00:07:22
      here's a picture by hieraco2007-05-22 00:46:48
        The Bechers would be proud. (n/t) by Arivia2007-05-22 00:59:11
  It's a tie: by Illiad2007-05-22 00:05:28
  An industrial-scale computer junkyard by suitably_vague2007-05-22 00:05:04
  A church just across the road and by ideur2007-05-22 00:04:27
  A water treatment plant. by Arivia2007-05-22 00:03:28
  Gun shop next door. (n/t) by JimK2007-05-22 00:03:26
  an auto repair shop, I believe. by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 00:02:58
    Oh yes... about 300 ft away (n/t) by ag_wyvern2007-05-22 00:03:40
  The gas station 3 miles away. by Phoon2007-05-22 00:01:41
  The corner store about 100 yards down the street ( (n/t) by FNORDer2007-05-22 00:00:41
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-05-22 00:00:02
  MrEdslicedthinlyScratchythentookanap by ideur2007-05-22 00:01:06
  MrEdslicedthinlyScratchythentookanap by hieraco2007-05-22 00:00:58
    keys? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-05-22 00:39:09

 

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