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Cartoon for May 08, 2007
Strip for May 08, 2007
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Everyone knew, but google by concolor222007-05-09 18:10:00
Anyone want some charcoal? by Phoon2007-05-08 23:44:44
  Charcoal by Captain Jack2007-05-09 00:14:33
Four of them chased us into a very dark room full by hadji2007-05-08 23:24:41
Question on forum etiquette: by Danu2007-05-08 23:14:33
  I think it's bad form to drag fights into by hadji2007-05-08 23:17:32
    I'd agree. by AndyA2007-05-09 08:02:37
    I KEEEEL J00 TOMOROROROROW! (n/t) by Myke2007-05-08 23:18:39
      :P (n/t) by Danu2007-05-08 23:56:44
      "Good night, Wesley. Sleep well. by hadji2007-05-08 23:20:12
* Myke scans back to the Navajo XKCD... by Myke2007-05-08 23:11:18
  If you compress it, then it should be 0.5 (n/t) by admeralthrawn2007-05-08 23:28:08
    I figured it'd be a bunch of %'s by Myke2007-05-08 23:40:12
And people wonder why I'm disheartened... by FNORDer2007-05-08 22:17:12
  6 weeks ... no ... by LilDragon2007-05-09 02:16:10
    sorry, missed the bit about IT ... by LilDragon2007-05-09 02:19:23
  A few question by fitzso2007-05-08 22:25:34
    A: by FNORDer2007-05-08 22:35:07
      Cool by fitzso2007-05-08 22:44:12
  What CAN you do? What WILL you do? by Klaranth2007-05-08 22:22:41
    Answers: by FNORDer2007-05-08 22:30:13
      That sandwich board sound creative :) by Klaranth2007-05-08 23:30:17
        More info: by FNORDer2007-05-09 00:04:12
        CBD == Central Business District by ideur2007-05-08 23:36:39
ATTN: Illiad &KS by kel2007-05-08 22:15:52
  Uhm... I'm stumped. by Myke2007-05-08 22:32:19
    Well then, by Myke2007-05-08 22:43:18
      And no Diary, When was the account created? by hieraco2007-05-08 23:06:49
    As am I. by Phoon2007-05-08 22:34:22
  ... eh? by Phoon2007-05-08 22:21:00
  Addition by kel2007-05-08 22:17:29
    any comment after this is likely the person I am by kel2007-05-08 22:18:08
      How about we by Tyop2007-05-08 23:41:45
The singing sea and talking trees by hobbs2007-05-08 21:50:32
  :-o you dare challenge my poetry! by kyrasantae2007-05-08 22:41:59
    Not mine, sorry. by hobbs2007-05-08 23:30:51
How's this for an old PC by kreepykrawly2007-05-08 21:38:57
  If the old one ran 3.1... by admeralthrawn2007-05-08 21:41:15
    Wish one could run Win2000 on modern hardware. by Myke2007-05-08 23:13:30
    There's a pretty good web browser for DOS by hobbs2007-05-08 21:53:24
      lynx runs on dos too by admeralthrawn2007-05-08 22:05:23
        Just had a look at the 486 by kreepykrawly2007-05-08 22:09:49
          I'll give you a dollar... =)P by shadowsystems2007-05-09 02:02:21
  intshop \into shop\ *headdesk* ß-Þ (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-05-08 21:39:52
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-05-08 21:00:02
Seventy five redskins in the box by MrTrick2007-05-08 20:47:56
  yesh, shey tashte nishe *73 redskins left* ß-} (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-05-08 21:25:04
    *looks suspiciously at hole under box* by MrTrick2007-05-08 21:44:29
Right, bedtime. by themadkansan2007-05-08 20:37:15
  *sets up one-time emergency BAS brewer* by sgrunt2007-05-08 20:38:57
    *rubs eyes* by MrTrick2007-05-08 20:50:32
      If that's how you read it, you probably need it :P (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-08 20:59:50
  Left, bedtime. by ChuckAB2007-05-08 20:38:23
Choose a Vista by toysbfun2007-05-08 20:27:24
  Had a new HP arrive unusably slow. by Anonymous Freak2007-05-08 21:39:47
    Funny. My system doesn't crawl that much. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 22:52:03
      you've gotten lucky then by Freakazoid2007-05-08 22:56:45
        Dunno about that. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 23:02:42
    MacOS X.4 ("Tiger") is perfectly usable at 512M. by Phoon2007-05-08 21:56:25
      eugh. by Myke2007-05-08 23:15:01
  That among other things. by themadkansan2007-05-08 20:31:21
    *imagines a new Mac ad* by MrTrick2007-05-08 20:53:05
      *offers idea for new Mac ad* by babywhizIT2007-05-08 21:00:08
  I wonder how much of that share is due to by sgrunt2007-05-08 20:29:40
    My mum's new VAIO came with Vista... by MrTrick2007-05-08 20:55:06
Is it so wrong to want some rest? by hadji2007-05-08 19:57:49
  just tell them that by dennismv2007-05-08 23:49:20
  If it's wrong to want some rest, by rorajoey2007-05-08 22:33:27
  Ah, the Cheetah Club... (n/t) by vdp2007-05-08 20:44:21
    Or Stars or about 100 other places. by VivianC2007-05-08 21:07:12
  Mom and I were talking about that... by babywhizIT2007-05-08 20:24:19
  Two tactics you can take.... by josie_beller2007-05-08 20:08:24
  Tired or not that wouldn't have been my cup of tea by Snate2007-05-08 20:01:21
  just ask them how much they spent on getting by subbywan2007-05-08 20:00:02
  Well, you're obviously defective. by themadkansan2007-05-08 19:59:52
    I guess my problem was that I just kept thinking by hadji2007-05-08 20:02:03
      Yup. by themadkansan2007-05-08 20:05:34
        :-) (n/t) by hadji2007-05-08 20:19:14
          (-: (n/t) by themadkansan2007-05-08 20:20:07
            \o/ (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-08 20:22:41
              /o\ (n/t) by themadkansan2007-05-08 20:24:42
                \o\ (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-08 20:25:24
                -o- (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-08 20:25:17
                  |o| (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-08 20:25:47
                    'o, by subbywan2007-05-08 20:29:26
                      ,o' (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-08 20:33:08
                    >o< (n/t) by themadkansan2007-05-08 20:29:21
                      >_< (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-08 20:30:24
                        ^_^ (n/t) by themadkansan2007-05-08 20:31:49
                          o_o (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-08 20:32:40
                            x_O (n/t) by themadkansan2007-05-08 20:33:14
                              ò_ô (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-08 20:34:48
                                o.O (n/t) by themadkansan2007-05-08 20:35:34
                                ||^_^|| (n/t) by ChuckAB2007-05-08 20:36:30
                                .o7 (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-08 20:36:57
                                ;p (n/t) by josie_beller2007-05-08 20:39:50
                                =b (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-08 20:40:45
                                :-o (n/t) by hadji2007-05-08 20:50:32
                                :-D (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-08 20:58:59
  I think you did the right thing by sgrunt2007-05-08 19:59:30
*grumblegrumble* Stupid Quicktime *grumblegrumble* by ChuckAB2007-05-08 19:57:11
  dump quicktime? by Freakazoid2007-05-08 22:21:01
    I wish... by admeralthrawn2007-05-08 23:31:52
  You could move your profile to another drive... (n (n/t) by Arachnid2007-05-08 19:59:12
    That gets pretty ugly - unless you know of a tool? (n/t) by ChuckAB2007-05-08 20:28:42
SOTM: Primus - Shake Hands with Beef by themadkansan2007-05-08 19:46:09
lack of rewind button in life by dennismv2007-05-08 19:42:16
  When you find one...let me know! (n/t) by babywhizIT2007-05-08 20:21:48
  Don't waste your time by whoami2007-05-08 20:14:12
  I think exactly the same way a lot of the time... by sgrunt2007-05-08 19:47:16
awwwwww by fitzso2007-05-08 19:13:11
  She's adorable! And older sibling is too! (n/t) by josie_beller2007-05-08 20:11:11
Just got home from Toastmasters meeting #2... by Phoon2007-05-08 18:47:25
  Hey nothing wrong with an older woman. by abaron2007-05-08 19:32:44
    There's a difference between an 'older woman' and by Arachnid2007-05-08 19:52:19
      Pass the brain bleach, please.... (n/t) by esbita2007-05-08 20:15:37
    How to crack a new O2 bottle, how to operate by subbywan2007-05-08 19:44:48
  Phoon, would you take a piece of advice, please? by Sharku2007-05-08 19:32:07
  glad to hear you're getting out by fitzso2007-05-08 19:09:07
  Excellent! If I had time, by leistico2007-05-08 19:03:13
  If you're nice to them, you may get into the wills (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-08 18:59:47
    *shoudn't have read it as "willies"* (n/t) by shminux2007-05-08 19:17:16
      Free willies! Get your free willies here! (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-08 19:18:51
        I am reminded of the "water slide fiasco" by kahuana2007-05-08 19:28:20
  I was a member for many years. by bimkins2007-05-08 18:59:21
  They might have nieces/nephews they wanna set up. (n/t) by esbita2007-05-08 18:51:26
    or daughters/grandaughters. (n/t) by hadji2007-05-08 19:53:41
Stop me before I say "yes" again! by leistico2007-05-08 18:43:49
  Beats actually deriving those equations... (n/t) by shminux2007-05-08 19:15:55
    Close, but okay... (n/t) by leistico2007-05-08 19:35:31
  I don't think I can bean you with a roll of gaffer by kahuana2007-05-08 18:46:27
    If you can hit Mission, KS, from there, go ahead. by leistico2007-05-08 18:59:03
      Shawnee Mission? (n/t) by themadkansan2007-05-08 19:10:49
        just Mission... by leistico2007-05-08 19:34:01
          See below. by themadkansan2007-05-08 19:38:31
            Ouch! I feel ya... by leistico2007-05-08 19:42:07
          I couldn't live in a place called Mission. by kahuana2007-05-08 19:38:17
Darwinism = Nazism and Communism! by Illiad2007-05-08 18:28:47
  Wait, wasn't the point of Nazism to defeat by admeralthrawn2007-05-08 21:07:33
    Nazi means "national socialist" by toysbfun2007-05-08 22:54:18
      Literal translation isn't very appropriate. by admeralthrawn2007-05-08 23:23:41
        Actually, the Nazis did have to do with socialism. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 23:44:37
  I'm not sure Communists believed in evolution. by toysbfun2007-05-08 18:40:37
    Darwin did. by Sharku2007-05-08 18:49:07
      Jinx! (n/t) by Arachnid2007-05-08 18:49:24
    Darwin did. by Arachnid2007-05-08 18:42:41
      Darwin and his contemporaries get passes on that by toysbfun2007-05-08 18:54:15
      Woah!! Major jinx!! by Sharku2007-05-08 18:50:29
        Arachnid beat you on the jinx by 1 minute. by isaac leese2007-05-08 18:57:08
          I know, and he jinxed me... by Sharku2007-05-08 19:02:29
            my head a splode (n/t) by isaac leese2007-05-08 19:06:15
  He's right you know... by DesertRat662007-05-08 18:32:51
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-05-08 18:05:30
  Hint 6: by themadkansan2007-05-08 20:02:31
  Observations: by Phoon2007-05-08 19:15:08
  Aaaargh! by acrisius2007-05-08 18:50:03
As I was going over the Cork and Kerry Mountains.. (n/t) by Sharku2007-05-08 17:57:02
  I met with Captain Farrell... by therantinggeek2007-05-08 18:01:24
    I first produced my pistol, by hactar the uhhh2007-05-08 18:05:30
      I said "Stand and deliver... by Sharku2007-05-08 18:21:51
        I took all his money... by Allandaros2007-05-08 18:39:35
          I put it in my pocket... by rook_mtl2007-05-08 20:45:23
            Jenny swore she loved me... by josie_beller2007-05-08 20:47:04
Death before Disco. That is all. (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-08 17:42:51
  I saw that on a shirt once... by therantinggeek2007-05-08 17:58:47
    Yup. (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-08 18:12:55
  *hefts claymore* by FNORDer2007-05-08 17:57:35
  Does this mean my bell bottoms are out of style? by run.dll2007-05-08 17:48:09
    That depends by DesertRat662007-05-08 17:50:50
      I have cute story about singing "in the Navy" by lab rat2007-05-08 17:53:29
        I'm trying to get brother to DDR to that by subbywan2007-05-08 19:11:41
          *snerk* by Phoon2007-05-08 19:16:32
    Hates belbottoms. I'm short, 30 inch inseams by lab rat2007-05-08 17:49:50
      If my legs were in proportion with my torso... by Phoon2007-05-08 18:38:22
  Amen. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-05-08 17:44:13
    Testify!!!! (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-08 17:50:26
  Here, here! (n/t) by whoami2007-05-08 17:44:06
    There, there! (n/t) by lab rat2007-05-08 17:51:04
      Where, where? (n/t) by themadkansan2007-05-08 17:51:58
Finally, some changes. by FNORDer2007-05-08 17:40:42
  *grabs big pen* by fitzso2007-05-08 17:53:06
    Can I get that on an official letter? (n/t) by FNORDer2007-05-08 17:55:32
      *sits down at official writing desk* by jpprater2007-05-08 18:03:09
        perfect. by FNORDer2007-05-08 18:12:12
          what did they do now? by fitzso2007-05-08 19:35:03
            More or less told me... by FNORDer2007-05-08 22:01:30
More Google News by tully2007-05-08 17:39:37
Google recovered ALL the data by njtom2007-05-08 16:31:36
  They probably just googled for it... (n/t) by vdp2007-05-08 16:40:21
    *snerk* by babywhizIT2007-05-08 20:22:44
  Of course by admeralthrawn2007-05-08 16:35:33
Woo! Re: Physics project from a while back by maximumbob2007-05-08 16:29:34
  Ooh, I like that one! Much more original than by josie_beller2007-05-08 20:54:20
    We use to launch eggs in model rockets by hieraco2007-05-08 22:54:35
  Nice work. by AndyA2007-05-08 17:12:10
Snap, Crackle, Pop by notdeadyet2007-05-08 16:02:05
  I now have a full blown case of the jibblies. by Phoon2007-05-08 18:52:25
  How do you know if you're going to have a bad day? by whoami2007-05-08 17:36:07
    "I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do" (n/ (n/t) by josie_beller2007-05-08 20:58:05
  Pfeh. I've had that happen to me. by themadkansan2007-05-08 17:04:02
  I'm going to hold you responsible for by Arachnid2007-05-08 16:50:08
    Arachnid's SO is an Arachnophobe?!? by Snate2007-05-08 17:31:06
      how tall is arachnid by joecrouse2007-05-08 18:32:28
    Such delicious irony. (n/t) by abaron2007-05-08 16:52:14
  Old news by sgrunt2007-05-08 16:04:18
    Dang. (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-05-08 16:34:11
Grah! Help please! by lex_icon2007-05-08 15:48:01
  Well, if you've got a few dollars... by tepidpond2007-05-08 20:16:50
  Photobucket.com should keep you going a while by hieraco2007-05-08 16:01:35
    Cheers hieraco! (n/t) by lex_icon2007-05-08 18:55:29
  photobucket (n/t) by subbywan2007-05-08 15:53:19
Same S4, different day. by Peace_man2007-05-08 15:38:10
Nothing makes my day like a $700 estimate... by themadkansan2007-05-08 15:30:57
  Depends on what it is for. by Peace_man2007-05-08 15:44:04
    Dental bill? :P (n/t) by Arachnid2007-05-08 16:55:46
    Front suspension. by themadkansan2007-05-08 16:03:25
      i hope a front end alignnment by nightmonger2007-05-08 16:32:49
        O yah. by themadkansan2007-05-08 16:36:21
    lol, his is scarier by ihavebigpiranha2007-05-08 15:50:57
      Ouch. Sounds like something that really must by Peace_man2007-05-08 16:04:41
I think the brother is right... tin foil hat time by Bellator2007-05-08 15:26:12
  How does one determine they've been googled? by kahuana2007-05-08 15:27:47
    "How can you know this?!" by Bellator2007-05-08 15:32:51
      Then my advice is to forego the tinfoil hat. by kahuana2007-05-08 15:43:23
        Was gona say... by themadkansan2007-05-08 16:07:59
          Or a private base on the moon. (n/t) by theanomaly2007-05-08 16:19:40
            Right *next* to Google? by kahuana2007-05-08 19:30:40
              "Opening late spring 2007" by josie_beller2007-05-08 21:03:31
Ehbahdee-ehbahdee-ehbahdee by kahuana2007-05-08 15:25:39
  Bah! Who needs them? by Peace_man2007-05-08 15:46:39
    What'd be neat is to have the domestic media by kahuana2007-05-08 15:53:04
If you outlaw chainsaws, by run.dll2007-05-08 14:58:02
  whoa by fitzso2007-05-08 19:11:11
  Right on! (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-08 16:51:41
Rant: Doctors by therantinggeek2007-05-08 14:27:53
  The repeated question are SOP, i find them by lab rat2007-05-08 16:33:17
  What, no six hour wait before getting into triage? by Danu2007-05-08 16:03:32
    The ER wasn't that busy this morning. by therantinggeek2007-05-08 17:28:58
  Welcome to the world of "managed health care" by SouthpawPL2007-05-08 15:48:45
  Too much CYA, I guess :( by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 15:31:39
  {{{therantinggeeks}}} by fitzso2007-05-08 15:05:11
  I agree with you totally on the absurdity of by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 15:02:16
  {{{TRG&Wife}}} by Peace_man2007-05-08 14:55:42
  I only go to a doctor... by RetiQlum22007-05-08 14:44:25
    Most doctors are pretty sharp by run.dll2007-05-08 14:49:45
      I work in the pharmaceutical field. by RetiQlum22007-05-08 14:52:12
  Welcome to Canada! Oh, wait... (n/t) by shminux2007-05-08 14:35:43
  Are they in any way related to the by Klaranth2007-05-08 14:35:41
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-05-08 14:25:54
  Woot by imrambi2007-05-08 20:09:08
    Yeah, you'll probably knock me off. by Anonymous Freak2007-05-08 21:34:27
  Woot! by Nea2007-05-08 16:06:10
  Sorry for the late update. by Didactylos2007-05-08 14:52:53
Unofficial Off & On topic question by hieraco2007-05-08 13:59:15
  First time I see this. by scum2007-05-08 15:11:57
    Well, it's a class-G star. by toysbfun2007-05-08 15:26:23
  The moon goes in the lower corner by toysbfun2007-05-08 14:24:32
  Depends on which way you are looking at it. by RetiQlum22007-05-08 14:04:43
    the enimie's gate is down (n/t) by Nightwind2007-05-08 14:55:20
    Unless somebody's spaceship runs into by ag_wyvern2007-05-08 14:14:31
      *chastises ag_wyvern* (n/t) by maximumbob2007-05-08 14:46:33
If you want grass roots support for your by Peace_man2007-05-08 13:48:41
  Slight problem with the terminology used by basher202007-05-08 13:55:23
    Ah, I see you speak the language? by Peace_man2007-05-08 14:57:05
Huzzah for smart cops! by Esteis2007-05-08 13:12:25
  Damn you, :-) by Merfax2007-05-08 19:32:58
  You can't forget by sgrunt2007-05-08 16:54:36
  Wee, mail-order ninjas by yazdi2007-05-08 13:24:42
    \o/ by Esteis2007-05-08 13:37:13
      Looks like I've got some work to do :) by yazdi2007-05-08 14:26:07
  And again. by Esteis2007-05-08 13:22:44
    Ooh, Quantum Cop plays Bad Cop. by Esteis2007-05-08 13:36:16
      Geeks. by Esteis2007-05-08 14:05:03
  My Physics Professor in college used the same joke by Sterling_Ag2007-05-08 13:16:50
    Joke? We had that as an assignment question :) (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-08 13:35:29
Joost questions by robertltux2007-05-08 13:00:39
  I'll only answer question number 4 by BorgKing2007-05-08 13:58:47
  They have Lexx and that's all that matters by LSU_Frodin2007-05-08 13:49:40
  Answers by Arachnid2007-05-08 13:30:37
  To answer your questions: by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 13:29:21
  I'd guess "not too closely" for number one by toysbfun2007-05-08 13:13:49
    I'd be very surprised if it's the latter by Arachnid2007-05-08 13:30:45
      I wouldn't be surprised at all. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 14:11:54
        It's not a myth. by Arachnid2007-05-08 15:06:54
          Yeah, that explains the lack of mod_ruby for by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 15:40:20
            Not neccessarially by Arachnid2007-05-08 16:00:26
I dreamt with this post by joresgump2007-05-08 12:01:23
  I didn't dream, but I slept with it. (n/t) by Esteis2007-05-08 12:04:39
    :o (n/t) by theanomaly2007-05-08 12:11:37
DC Circuit denies en banc rehearing 4 Parker case by DesertRat662007-05-08 12:00:06
  Did anyone else read TLP and think by Danu2007-05-08 15:58:45
  I read that completley wrong by RetiQlum22007-05-08 14:15:15
    so if a DC circuit considers a battery case... (n/ (n/t) by shminux2007-05-08 14:33:03
      I'd be shocked! (n/t) by VivianC2007-05-08 14:35:02
  Hopefully SCOTUS will accept it. (n/t) by shminux2007-05-08 12:11:42
    Why would we want it to go to the SCOTUS? by Havoc2007-05-08 13:01:11
      It would be nice to have by basher202007-05-08 13:23:40
        That would be quite far reaching, and if the Supre by shminux2007-05-08 14:11:49
          The interpretation is already complete by DesertRat662007-05-08 14:21:29
      The issue needs to be settled by DesertRat662007-05-08 13:08:31
        True - I would also like to see DC get spanked by Havoc2007-05-08 13:10:38
          Mmmuppphh... Happens every day mate! by Dire_Lobo2007-05-08 13:16:09
Why do so many of my posts have a... by mr.coffee2007-05-08 11:35:53
  Because of the max-length of the textbox. by Michiel2007-05-08 11:40:37
    It recognizes a complete one. by Phoon2007-05-08 13:52:17
      That's what I meant. :) by Michiel2007-05-08 14:01:33
    Only started after people started using Mozilla1.0 by Myke2007-05-08 12:25:14
  Repeated previews will do that (n/t) by Stuka2007-05-08 11:39:04
    I've noticed that (n/ (/t (n/) (n/) (/t) (n/t) by run.dll2007-05-08 12:16:13
Yummy! by mr.coffee2007-05-08 11:24:14
I have an issue I need some minor advice on by XndeX2007-05-08 11:20:55
  Ok an update on the situation,,, by XndeX2007-05-08 12:32:35
    Good news! \0/ (n/t) by Peace_man2007-05-08 13:11:08
    Yeay! by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 12:42:53
      And feel free to let the dog continue peeing by hieraco2007-05-08 13:38:12
  Is there a rescue association in your area? by bastetsmuse2007-05-08 12:25:37
  Yeah, there is a better plan by imwacc02007-05-08 11:43:14
    Thanks I needed that! by XndeX2007-05-08 11:54:55
  Give it to your upstairs neighbor... (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2007-05-08 11:31:46
    The dog that pees through the floor, upstairs? (n/ (n/t) by mr.coffee2007-05-08 11:32:57
      (It was a joke) (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2007-05-08 11:49:56
  Consider the local SPCA. by Peace_man2007-05-08 11:29:33
    I do care for the dog by XndeX2007-05-08 11:35:51
      If you are looking for a way to keep the dog, by Peace_man2007-05-08 11:42:19
    Seconded. You might also look to see if there is by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 11:34:31
      The state I'm in is a no kill state by XndeX2007-05-08 11:37:02
        good :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 11:47:00
  You mean by Yavine2007-05-08 11:28:56
  You serious? by mr.coffee2007-05-08 11:28:45
    serious pee by XndeX2007-05-08 11:31:49
      Pees like the drool in Alien by run.dll2007-05-08 12:18:14
        helps when their is a crack in the floor by XndeX2007-05-08 12:33:54
Oh my. I know someone in this yellow room, and she by Dire_Lobo2007-05-08 11:13:45
  I got a "removed due to copyright violation..." by Concept2007-05-08 13:57:25
  Wow! That looks like a cheerful place to work by justncase2007-05-08 11:50:09
  Watching that from my cube was a... by abaron2007-05-08 11:25:36
    Don't jump while standing on that carpet. by ihope1272007-05-08 13:31:31
heh, a service pack, it is good they by mrm2007-05-08 11:04:03
so has anyone registered the domain by unjust2007-05-08 11:00:56
  Yes, it has been registered. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 11:13:23
    beautiful. i'm still unclear as to how by unjust2007-05-08 11:15:03
      I suspect its only illegal by astro-g2007-05-08 11:21:00
Shopping for broadband - What do I look for? by hieraco2007-05-08 10:43:13
  what to look for a catv cable (-= (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-08 16:31:54
  How do I tell if a slow transfer is my ISP or the by hieraco2007-05-08 13:41:32
    I've used a download as a rough benchmark... by Menetlaus2007-05-08 13:54:02
    Google: "bandwith test" and you will see a LOT by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 13:45:13
  a battle plan by robertltux2007-05-08 12:07:29
  Up and down speed, throttling, bandwith sharing by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 12:02:19
  Things to ask about: by AndyA2007-05-08 11:16:24
    upstream on cable is usually very small (n/t) by mr.coffee2007-05-08 11:20:00
  Does a static IP cost extra? (n/t) by lheggland2007-05-08 11:16:18
  Limits: by abaron2007-05-08 11:13:07
  connectivity by mrm2007-05-08 11:11:45
  jack location near computer by emlaabs2007-05-08 10:50:58
  Big difference between ADSL and cable: by theanomaly2007-05-08 10:49:53
    I've been on cable since it came out by MikeCDN2007-05-08 12:42:11
      Not necessarely by DCTalk2007-05-08 13:29:26
    I've always hated that comparison by Menetlaus2007-05-08 11:37:15
      Notation conventions: by AndyA2007-05-08 13:43:02
      You're talking maximum. by abaron2007-05-08 11:56:35
        Speaking of incongruencies by Menetlaus2007-05-08 13:02:48
          I think you missunderstood by abaron2007-05-08 13:13:27
            One of us definately misunderstood by Menetlaus2007-05-08 14:52:40
              Sigh. by abaron2007-05-08 15:21:02
                We're in ageement by Menetlaus2007-05-08 16:04:47
            Doesn't Cisco call anything under 90% packet loss by DCTalk2007-05-08 13:34:59
    Most cable providers though, by mr.coffee2007-05-08 10:53:54
  I like to start with bandwidth. (n/t) by mr.coffee2007-05-08 10:44:58
Anyone use TrancendUSA products? by joecrouse2007-05-08 10:41:50
ebook readers by Klaranth2007-05-08 10:39:06
  look for the sony reader by Freakazoid2007-05-08 22:55:25
  I would say get this one by madjo2007-05-08 15:33:17
    sorry should check links earlier by madjo2007-05-08 15:34:49
  I use my Clie... (n/t) by mr.coffee2007-05-08 10:41:28
    Clie what? Clie where? Clie how much ? :) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-05-08 11:01:45
      Clie discontinued. 8^( (n/t) by mr.coffee2007-05-08 11:18:44
Random poll of the day by Yavine2007-05-08 10:34:46
  Belgium. by Sharku2007-05-08 17:59:09
  Denmark by OsteSpiser2007-05-08 15:14:46
  Romania by diginferno2007-05-08 14:45:58
    I have by Yavine2007-05-08 14:52:07
      Cool, neighbor :) (n/t) by diginferno2007-05-08 14:58:28
  USA, and Yes, I do know what a kipper is. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-05-08 14:31:08
  Australia/UK/South Africa: yes by purplepineapple2007-05-08 14:03:23
  Australia and yes (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-05-08 13:44:24
  CL, and the name of a character by joresgump2007-05-08 12:46:18
  US, yes (n/t) by Havoc2007-05-08 12:28:46
  US, Texas and yes (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 12:08:25
  Smoke me a kipper.. I'll be back for breakfast. :P by Corvus_One2007-05-08 12:07:15
    Not jinx, you were one minute too late. by cokish2007-05-08 12:11:09
  USA, and "Kipper" was the name of... by SnappingTurtle2007-05-08 12:06:43
  "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!" by cokish2007-05-08 12:06:07
    only an hour and a half late on that ;-) (n/t) by AndyA2007-05-08 12:50:23
      I thought I quick-scanned most of the posts by cokish2007-05-08 13:50:43
        O, I forgot to add: by cokish2007-05-08 13:51:32
          Better smeg than dead. by AndyA2007-05-08 14:14:27
    "Stroke me a clipper!" (n/t) by hyzenthlay2007-05-08 12:13:39
      I'll be back for Christmas! (n/t) by cokish2007-05-08 14:10:06
      "Can we have kippers for breakfast?" (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2007-05-08 12:20:11
  Germany, Yes. by aix tom2007-05-08 11:59:27
  USA, yes by SoylentGreen2007-05-08 11:41:51
    Wasn't that Gipper, not Kipper? (n/t) by Snate2007-05-08 11:54:41
    Wow, I didn't see that one... by mr.coffee2007-05-08 11:44:16
  DK, yes, by Tyop2007-05-08 11:22:42
  India. Yes. Multiple meanings. (n/t) by Nath32007-05-08 11:13:43
  Canada, and yes! (n/t) by siibr2007-05-08 11:13:03
  Thank you all, I have what I needed :) by Yavine2007-05-08 11:11:09
    I hope you don't take this to have any kind of by Peace_man2007-05-08 13:14:03
      Mwuahaha :) by Yavine2007-05-08 14:17:07
    So what did you need? (n/t) by Esteis2007-05-08 12:05:09
      Translation-related problem by Yavine2007-05-08 14:09:39
        Wow. That's deep. by Peace_man2007-05-08 15:00:36
          Um... by Yavine2007-05-08 15:28:21
            I've always respected those who care enough by Peace_man2007-05-08 15:43:20
              Thank you very much :) (n/t) by Yavine2007-05-08 15:56:01
  US and yes, by lheggland2007-05-08 11:08:58
  US...and a salty smoked fish? (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-05-08 11:08:12
  US by basher202007-05-08 11:00:15
  The Netherlands, by Esteis2007-05-08 10:54:21
  .ca / Calgary Flames goalie's nickname by theanomaly2007-05-08 10:47:56
    :) (n/t) by Danu2007-05-08 16:04:43
  Displaced Canadian and YES (n/t) by hieraco2007-05-08 10:45:46
  Austria by yazdi2007-05-08 10:45:16
  Canada, and yes. by Peace_man2007-05-08 10:42:57
  Sweden by Bellator2007-05-08 10:42:43
  US by VivianC2007-05-08 10:42:33
  Canada, and yes. (n/t) by ag_wyvern2007-05-08 10:40:33
  Canada by kyrasantae2007-05-08 10:38:18
    hehe (n/t) by techi8702007-05-08 10:41:02
    Silly kyrasantae, by mr.coffee2007-05-08 10:40:22
      No, that's "Nipper" and he likes to listen to by voxwoman2007-05-08 10:42:25
        Wait... Isn't nipper what guys see a lot of by DesertRat662007-05-08 10:50:39
          No, nipper is what they'll see a lot of by Esteis2007-05-08 10:55:37
        Perhaps I meant... by mr.coffee2007-05-08 10:43:40
          Oh, wait, there it is... by mr.coffee2007-05-08 10:49:44
            hah! by voxwoman2007-05-08 11:03:54
  Kipper as in by AndyA2007-05-08 10:37:59
  US, and by mr.coffee2007-05-08 10:37:29
  US-Salted Fish right? (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-05-08 10:37:23
  US - No idea. (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-05-08 10:36:47
  US by voxwoman2007-05-08 10:36:25
Is it a sign of boredom if your eating by joecrouse2007-05-08 10:33:52
  Nope. by RetiQlum22007-05-08 14:40:32
    I could go 4 miles and get the same thing by joecrouse2007-05-08 16:32:53
  No. (n/t) by ihope1272007-05-08 13:29:32
  I think it's more a sign of by voxwoman2007-05-08 10:37:00
    thats just it. I have real food. by joecrouse2007-05-08 10:38:26
      maybe you're pregnant? by voxwoman2007-05-08 10:40:19
        Well that would explain My belly wouldnt it. by joecrouse2007-05-08 10:42:39
          *ooof* by voxwoman2007-05-08 10:48:32
            suprised you can even breath (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-08 12:51:03
            I recommend leaving that one alone.... by mr.coffee2007-05-08 10:55:20
              *snaps photo, posts on intarwebz* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-05-08 13:13:32
  Sounds okay to me.... by mr.coffee2007-05-08 10:36:28
Back from Atlanta. by hadji2007-05-08 10:26:40
  Hadji's back? *runs for cover* (n/t) by mr.coffee2007-05-08 10:32:56
    you can run, but you can't hadji (n/t) by joresgump2007-05-08 13:07:05
If you want energy in large quantities, by run.dll2007-05-08 10:23:50
  There are places where you can use by Peace_man2007-05-08 10:52:27
    Yeah, animal waste is a BIG problem. by ecthelion2007-05-08 11:08:23
      Pig manure produces methane. I've seen reports of by techi8702007-05-08 13:49:31
  Excuse my ignorance, but what are some of the by merlin2007-05-08 10:50:31
    For large scale power generation by run.dll2007-05-08 11:19:56
      Thanks for the info. I am seriously considering by merlin2007-05-08 11:41:33
        Thoughts on solar... by ecthelion2007-05-08 11:59:04
          Yep. Definetely better for heating. by aix tom2007-05-08 14:01:59
          Yes, solar themal can be cost effective. by run.dll2007-05-08 12:23:28
            Cool. Also a good example of... by ecthelion2007-05-08 13:14:15
          Where I am in Texas (Dallas) we are actually by merlin2007-05-08 12:01:32
            Tank would definitely help... by ecthelion2007-05-08 12:05:23
  Wind??? by ecthelion2007-05-08 10:36:24
    and another point about wind by run.dll2007-05-08 11:12:03
      I think it's more of a case of NIMBY by Sterling_Ag2007-05-08 11:48:09
        Personally, I'd be happy to have it IMBY by Concept2007-05-08 13:53:29
      I heard that they can be noisy as well. by Peace_man2007-05-08 11:37:06
        Texas put theirs in the Gulf :) by merlin2007-05-08 11:43:42
          A couple of years ago I saw a documentary by Peace_man2007-05-08 11:46:52
            Here's an official website about wind energy in TX by merlin2007-05-08 11:47:57
              Impressive. It looks like they have been doing by Peace_man2007-05-08 11:52:21
                Texas is billed as having the largest wind by merlin2007-05-08 11:59:21
                  Well, when you're as huge as TX... by ecthelion2007-05-08 12:00:15
                    DFW (technically Wylie, I work in downtown Dallas) (n/t) by merlin2007-05-08 12:02:01
                      I grew up in Sachse. by kc5sdy2007-05-08 13:24:26
  Particularly w/ genetically engineered monocrops by etwas_egal2007-05-08 10:30:16
    Did you know? by quickbeam2007-05-08 11:51:39
U.S. Marines vs. Imperial Storm Troopers by DesertRat662007-05-08 10:16:33
  Not good news for the Marines by wabbit652007-05-08 12:10:19
  you are bringing back my PSTD from the by voxwoman2007-05-08 10:39:20
    Related experience by basher202007-05-08 11:06:40
      Anime Cosplayers v. Gay Square Dancers by Reality Check2007-05-08 17:03:20
        I think you all have missed my point by voxwoman2007-05-08 17:56:57
      Try GenCon in Indy by VivianC2007-05-08 11:20:18
  Oh sure... Pick on a poor defensless storm trooper by kc5sdy2007-05-08 10:31:22
    Come on hes got body armor. by joecrouse2007-05-08 10:32:59
      This is true. It does not take much to outsmart a by kc5sdy2007-05-08 10:36:12
        You're welcome to try. by VivianC2007-05-08 11:23:23
          Lawyers are the only things worse than marines. (n (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-05-08 11:51:32
            They let him win Never make the by joecrouse2007-05-08 12:57:23
              I'm Army. I always love running through mud and by kc5sdy2007-05-08 13:08:07
                It would also help to read what you said correctly by kc5sdy2007-05-08 13:09:38
        Oh wait. Did I say that out loud? Why yes, I did. by kc5sdy2007-05-08 10:45:50
    Your evidence for that statement is purely by hadji2007-05-08 10:32:59
      Bah. (n/t) by theanomaly2007-05-08 10:47:04
        In fact, double bah. (n/t) by theanomaly2007-05-08 10:48:32
My cable provider is evil. Or at least inept. by mr.coffee2007-05-08 09:52:54
  I think Comcast qualifies for both descriptors. (n (n/t) by rorajoey2007-05-08 15:47:10
    you forgot a3hats. by joecrouse2007-05-08 16:54:58
  Could be worse, mine wants my email password by Menetlaus2007-05-08 10:21:11
    ??????? by mr.coffee2007-05-08 10:22:30
  well... how long does it take to cancel? by Myke2007-05-08 09:57:53
    Trouble is, by mr.coffee2007-05-08 10:18:41
      Asking to cancel is often the best way to get a by AndyA2007-05-08 10:24:00
        I think SWMBO is the one for this mission. by mr.coffee2007-05-08 10:31:28
    Seconded, I would also ask them to credit you the by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 10:16:30
      Y'know, I'm not crazy about dish, by mr.coffee2007-05-08 10:21:54
        many of the Dish and direcTV type providers by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 10:28:34
          Biggest drawback to dish technology is by Peace_man2007-05-08 10:32:51
            There's also the drawback of losing established by mr.coffee2007-05-08 10:35:27
              That's why I host my own e-mail. by krisguy2007-05-08 11:51:23
                Till your ISP disallowes it ;) (n/t) by Myke2007-05-08 12:02:49
              Hence gmail! About the connection -- well, by Peace_man2007-05-08 10:45:44
        I really like Direct TV. by lheggland2007-05-08 10:24:31
There are people raking the lawn outside my window by kyrasantae2007-05-08 09:48:04
  what floor are you on by TrogL2007-05-08 10:02:08
    I'm on the ground floor (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-05-08 10:10:04
  *'scritches' kyrasantae's back* (n/t) by Danu2007-05-08 09:52:03
    ow! (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-05-08 09:54:49
      I was trying to be gentle. by Danu2007-05-08 10:18:41
Teh Board is the evil!! j/k ..will be back tonight by Garrinka2007-05-08 09:06:07
  Please come back soon... by whoami2007-05-08 17:46:51
RE: Maslow's hierarchy of needs by SlyW2007-05-08 09:03:23
  For the individual member of society, none. by lheggland2007-05-08 10:21:37
  The government should provide only when the by Esteis2007-05-08 10:12:00
    the government does provide the bottom by voxwoman2007-05-08 10:44:06
      I would say that the goverment by lheggland2007-05-08 11:14:31
      Okay. I interpreted that more as "securityof food by Esteis2007-05-08 10:46:51
  Government is responsible for none by SoylentGreen2007-05-08 09:53:09
  government speaks for five, works for zero by joresgump2007-05-08 09:34:16
  Clinton? (n/t) by theanomaly2007-05-08 09:30:30
  As the pyramid is setup now, none. by kc5sdy2007-05-08 09:30:02
    Seconded. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 09:37:01
  Heh. by Peace_man2007-05-08 09:07:47
How to get from the intersection of... by SnappingTurtle2007-05-08 09:02:23
  To get from Louisvill, KY to Paris France by whoami2007-05-08 10:57:30
  heh you used mapquest huh? by unjust2007-05-08 10:22:31
  Yeah, Mapquest sent me.... by mr.coffee2007-05-08 09:05:41
\o/ We have an apartment \o/ by hieraco2007-05-08 08:59:13
  :) Great news! by Danu2007-05-08 16:13:46
  You'll have to fly me in by TrogL2007-05-08 10:02:52
    Don't need a passport, just show up by hieraco2007-05-08 10:15:42
  Congrats! Glad to hear you won't be out in the col by theanomaly2007-05-08 09:44:06
  Gothenburg? by mr.coffee2007-05-08 09:38:38
    Yup, Kortedola to be exact by hieraco2007-05-08 10:02:55
  Sorry... by Bellator2007-05-08 09:33:04
  Even though I might be one of few by Corvus_One2007-05-08 09:16:00
  Dude! I got the parcel! by Illiad2007-05-08 09:02:19
    Same return address will be fine by hieraco2007-05-08 10:04:54
    Was it a Dell? *flee* (n/t) by merlin2007-05-08 09:22:02
  Are you leaving Gothenburg? by Scirocco2007-05-08 09:00:54
    nope, still in Göteborg. by hieraco2007-05-08 10:14:22
    (at least he's honest) (n/t) by Myke2007-05-08 09:27:10
I think my knee hates me. by hactar the uhhh2007-05-08 08:53:04
  *dematerializes extra strength Ibuprofen tablets* by SouthpawPL2007-05-08 12:37:23
Prominent climate scientist calls warming fears by DesertRat662007-05-08 08:50:50
  A meteorologist making predictions! *smirk* by kahuana2007-05-08 19:52:07
  I'd like to know... by VivianC2007-05-08 10:25:40
  Nice out of context quote. by AndyA2007-05-08 09:11:40
  Yeah, but he's retired now. by Peace_man2007-05-08 09:06:36
  Interesting you should use the word 'absurd'. by williamashbless2007-05-08 09:05:38
    If you think I'm ridiculing the Global Warming by DesertRat662007-05-08 09:31:29
      Note how I didn't make particular claims... by williamashbless2007-05-08 09:35:51
Att: esbita. by Peace_man2007-05-08 08:36:04
  Class == Null by DesertRat662007-05-08 08:42:22
    Discussions have been carried over in the past. by AndyA2007-05-08 08:59:12
      You missed the point by DesertRat662007-05-08 09:22:19
        Did you check the time stamps? by AndyA2007-05-08 09:37:06
          Did you read the TLP? by DesertRat662007-05-08 10:00:42
            *bows out of these two threads* by AndyA2007-05-08 10:36:58
          I replied on my lunch break. by esbita2007-05-08 09:51:44
          Here, have a Bunny. It is Pink and Fluffy. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 09:46:21
            I don't know why I'm making this post, but I'm by merlin2007-05-08 09:48:58
              CynicalRyan - IGNORE THIS POST PLEASE by merlin2007-05-08 09:51:37
                Huh, what now? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 09:53:13
                  Since we're both bowing out, I was trying by merlin2007-05-08 09:54:33
                    Ah, okay. No worries. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 09:55:44
    Simple. He wouldn't look like the gracious, kind by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 08:55:08
      Pink Fluffy Bunnies by hyzenthlay2007-05-08 08:57:20
        Seconded. (n/t) by AndyA2007-05-08 09:13:57
And what would be the first thing you made? by SlyW2007-05-08 08:30:05
  The first thing I made would probably be by rorajoey2007-05-08 15:51:10
  Get the fabber to replicate itself, of course. (n/ (n/t) by run.dll2007-05-08 09:59:56
  It would definitely be... by highly2007-05-08 09:20:45
  Bobbins for custom wound pickups? (n/t) by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:41:19
    Oooh, I like that idea :-) (n/t) by sgrunt2007-05-08 08:42:15
      *eats sgrunt's brains* threadjack by hactar the uhhh2007-05-08 08:55:50
        You must have missed by sgrunt2007-05-08 11:36:13
      Okay, how about replacement switch-tips by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:49:03
  Simple answer... by VivianC2007-05-08 08:34:27
    Naw, by talon07202007-05-08 09:49:42
      Gives a whole new meaining to by basher202007-05-08 09:59:20
  Its a proto fabber! how did they get the tech from by Garrinka2007-05-08 08:34:02
    10 meter ani plant anyone? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-08 08:36:32
this week's java advertisement by Nightwind2007-05-08 08:26:02
Done with Sharks, bring on the Ducks!!!!! (n/t) by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:19:40
  Eclectic cuisine you have there :) (n/t) by merlin2007-05-08 08:23:33
    Mebbe....when we've finished the Ducks, by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:25:09
      Neither. by theanomaly2007-05-08 08:30:54
        We've got a couple of those.... by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:36:44
          Yes indeed. by theanomaly2007-05-08 08:39:13
            Same here. by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:46:03
              I'd through Brett Hull on that list as well. by merlin2007-05-08 08:47:35
                Or with his foot in the crease by smut2007-05-08 12:22:14
                Syd Howe, Gordie Howe.... by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:52:25
                erm, s/through/throw/ (n/t) by merlin2007-05-08 08:47:50
Teh cutness!! My cat is chaising invisible bugs :) by Garrinka2007-05-08 08:17:32
  Imagination? by joresgump2007-05-08 08:25:41
    Moj is a she :) but I can see your pt :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-05-08 08:29:40
      you're right :P by joresgump2007-05-08 08:32:39
        eh its early :) my brain doesn't work right till 3 by Garrinka2007-05-08 08:35:17
          *eats Garrinka's brains* (n/t) by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:53:31
            Hey! I need those.. besides unbenounced by Garrinka2007-05-08 08:58:25
              *regurgitates Garrinka's brains* by mr.coffee2007-05-08 09:01:19
                regurgitated brain doesn't work by joresgump2007-05-08 09:05:57
                  See above post, it ~already~ didn't work by mr.coffee2007-05-08 09:25:41
                    till 3 pm by joresgump2007-05-08 09:30:43
                      Hey, nu-huh, nope, I returned it in the same by mr.coffee2007-05-08 09:34:27
                *leaps onto Mr.Coffee and proceeds to suck some of by Garrinka2007-05-08 09:03:59
                  You too should go to BEA (n/t) by joresgump2007-05-08 09:07:04
                    I am a mod over there. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-08 10:45:35
                      are we talking of the same BEA? (n/t) by joresgump2007-05-08 11:53:58
                        Possibly Would have to take it by joecrouse2007-05-08 16:37:15
  Ah, doncha love schizo-kitties that way? by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:19:02
    Who said they where delusions? Could be ghosts :) by Garrinka2007-05-08 08:20:13
      or "little people" (fairies, leprechauns, et al) (n/t) by morenna2007-05-08 10:10:33
      True...I had a Shih Tzu once like that. by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:23:07
        My chow/shepard mix Hanna was like that.. by Garrinka2007-05-08 08:28:17
        Spooky. (n/t) by live_in_aport2007-05-08 08:25:57
Got another interview on Friday by joecrouse2007-05-08 08:10:56
  and one for tommorow it seems. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-08 10:20:47
  {{{joecrouse}}} Best of luck!!!! (n/t) by jpprater2007-05-08 09:55:49
  Best of luck.! by OsteSpiser2007-05-08 08:18:51
    Its not the door closeing that hurts, its the door by joecrouse2007-05-08 08:20:15
  *crosses fingers and toes for you* (n/t) by esbita2007-05-08 08:15:28
    Yea this College park gig is the one by joecrouse2007-05-08 08:17:43
      Sends good vibes..Hope it goes well for ya! :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-05-08 08:19:03
Why can't Office 2007 be consistent?!?!?!?! by merlin2007-05-08 08:09:14
  GRAH!!!!!!! Okay Ctrl-Tab switches documents in by merlin2007-05-08 08:23:07
    Ctrl-F6 is the old way of doing things :) by hobbs2007-05-08 08:32:46
      But, Ctrl-F6 doesn't work in Excel 2007. by merlin2007-05-08 08:45:49
        Take that back, yes it does. Still, lack of by merlin2007-05-08 08:46:32
    Helps people by keeping them on their toes. by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:26:55
      And actually finding that in the help file by merlin2007-05-08 08:45:07
        <(l)user>The help file? What's that?</(l)user> (n (n/t) by mr.coffee2007-05-08 09:03:02
          *LART* ;) (n/t) by merlin2007-05-08 09:20:54
            hey, you know as well as I it had to be said (n/t) by mr.coffee2007-05-08 09:24:12
              Yeah, I know, I know. But my itchy trigger finger by merlin2007-05-08 09:30:06
                i would suggest getting a good hardwood mallet by robertltux2007-05-08 12:35:39
                Been there too many times to count. by mr.coffee2007-05-08 09:41:23
    Help...people? by firehawk2007-05-08 08:25:49
      That's better than "corporate bought it, so we're by bwkaz2007-05-08 15:30:24
  I've heard rumours about Office2k7... by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:17:31
  MS product in poor usability shocker :P (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-05-08 08:17:25
King Herod's grave and the Christian bias. by shminux2007-05-08 08:07:41
  Yes, but the other math confuses... by wooden352007-05-08 10:49:57
    There is no 0 BC by VivianC2007-05-08 11:07:49
      *coughs* by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 11:12:29
        Well... by VivianC2007-05-08 11:16:05
          Also, gotta point out a discrepancy. by ecthelion2007-05-08 11:43:30
            There is no mention of BC or AD in the Bible. by VivianC2007-05-08 11:54:05
              No, but AD is BASED on the bible... by ecthelion2007-05-08 12:08:18
                Something the Romans did all the time. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 12:28:35
                  Not an argument by ecthelion2007-05-08 12:36:21
                AD is based on a scholar's opinion... by VivianC2007-05-08 12:12:13
          Sorry, but they were written decades later by ecthelion2007-05-08 11:19:49
            That's history in general. by VivianC2007-05-08 11:27:45
              Yes, some parts of the Bible fit historical fact. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 11:38:08
                I think you have Paul confused. by VivianC2007-05-08 12:00:34
                  Okay, in the first part I can be confused. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 12:14:11
                    Well put, and goes to the heart of my argument by shminux2007-05-08 12:46:16
                      Agreed, and... by ecthelion2007-05-08 13:10:15
                        Oy ve, agreed w/ the wrong person... by ecthelion2007-05-08 13:11:56
                          :) (n/t) by shminux2007-05-08 14:12:37
                    Only one point right now... by VivianC2007-05-08 12:27:12
                      And your point is? by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 12:36:24
                        I believe he is countering your contention that by merlin2007-05-08 12:46:26
                          Sorry, it was. by VivianC2007-05-08 14:37:54
                          Which is tangential to the topic in general. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 12:51:00
                            To move on tangentially, let me address your last by merlin2007-05-08 13:06:45
                              Hmm.. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 13:31:54
                                Let me 'splain, no that will take too long. by merlin2007-05-08 14:14:43
                                At least in your interpretation. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 14:17:58
                    Man, I'm disappointed... by ecthelion2007-05-08 12:17:23
                      So? Are my points less valid because of my Faith? by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 12:24:14
                        Sorry, it was quite rude of me. (n/t) by ecthelion2007-05-08 12:33:38
              Disagree. by ecthelion2007-05-08 11:35:33
                I know all about the theory of the "Q"... by VivianC2007-05-08 11:51:15
        Or the intentional changes made... by ecthelion2007-05-08 11:15:43
          Oh, you must be referring to the parts they based by talon07202007-05-08 13:03:22
  They want to sell papers by hyzenthlay2007-05-08 09:01:43
  Wow. Got bias? by VivianC2007-05-08 08:24:30
    As far as I'm aware by Bellator2007-05-08 09:59:20
      To throw out an old counter-argument I've heard by merlin2007-05-08 11:14:21
        Why is it... by ecthelion2007-05-08 11:24:11
          You're excluding sources you don't like. by staticsan2007-05-08 19:57:59
          Jesus was not that important to contemporary by Peace_man2007-05-08 11:58:14
            True that. by VivianC2007-05-08 12:07:09
          So you discount all the letters? by VivianC2007-05-08 11:37:08
            Thank God it isn't... by ecthelion2007-05-08 11:44:24
              But why not? by VivianC2007-05-08 12:03:46
                You intentionally mis-understand... by ecthelion2007-05-08 12:10:06
            Except that these letters don't mention by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 11:43:45
      quickly googled by tesla_koil2007-05-08 10:12:42
        Jesephus was born in 37... by Bellator2007-05-08 10:19:06
          Neither are Tukydides' works covering the by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 10:24:26
          What do you want? A birth certificate? (n/t) by VivianC2007-05-08 10:22:04
            At the very least. by Bellator2007-05-08 10:28:20
            no but some corespondence maybe a thumb print by joecrouse2007-05-08 10:25:11
              Come to think of it... by VivianC2007-05-08 10:33:32
                Crossreferencing other sources. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 10:39:08
                send you back in time and ask. (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-08 10:37:22
              Heh. That'd proof difficult. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 10:30:28
              Think that is common to find... by VivianC2007-05-08 10:28:42
                Did I forget the <sarcasm> tags? by joecrouse2007-05-08 10:35:49
                  I can be dense at times. :) by VivianC2007-05-08 10:37:17
                Even then it would be difficult. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 10:32:54
                  Yes but... by VivianC2007-05-08 10:35:12
                    Stone inscriptions, and other evidence. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 10:50:52
          so did you run pagans unite? (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-05-08 10:20:22
            Pagans Unite? by Bellator2007-05-08 10:22:53
              Used to be a pagan web community (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-05-08 10:24:49
                Ah by Bellator2007-05-08 10:25:55
The Do-we-need-another-bar Bar by merlin2007-05-08 07:44:04
  Sure by diginferno2007-05-08 16:05:58
  Yes, I'd like another bar, close to that one by rorajoey2007-05-08 15:55:54
    So wandering from topic to topic by joecrouse2007-05-08 18:28:12
  I have a few suggestions by Havoc2007-05-08 12:35:09
  Don't know, but... by ecthelion2007-05-08 11:27:03
  non-alcoholic (n/t) by TrogL2007-05-08 10:04:24
  (lowers the bar so people trip over it) by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 08:14:29
  How about a BARbarian? (n/t) by Mr.Taco2007-05-08 08:06:06
    and her wife by joresgump2007-05-08 08:08:24
      How bout a ba-bar for all you (n/t) by joecrouse2007-05-08 08:14:30
        you're too heavy (n/t) by joresgump2007-05-08 08:37:30
          He ain't heavy he's my brother ... by Garrinka2007-05-08 08:55:24
            I'm lost, isn't babar an elephant? (n/t) by joresgump2007-05-08 09:50:19
              's what I thought.... (n/t) by mr.coffee2007-05-08 09:55:25
  How about a foo-bar??? by Rattler2007-05-08 08:01:17
    foo, bar, and baz by rorajoey2007-05-08 15:53:22
    You want a bar thats.... by Garrinka2007-05-08 08:03:35
  *Recurses "The Do-we-need-another-bar Bar"* by Sharku2007-05-08 07:45:34
    that was so obvious... everyone thought if that... by jeff_uk2007-05-08 07:49:31
- - - ThE FuNnY FaRm - - - by Mr.Taco2007-05-08 07:32:00
The PS3 it is teh FAST in folding@home by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 07:24:02
  drools.. maybe santa will bring me a PS3 "sigh" :) (n/t) by Garrinka2007-05-08 08:05:20
    This christmas there *should* be enough games by Cokish2007-05-08 08:21:57
      Heh :) with my time schedule it would be enough:) by Garrinka2007-05-08 08:24:56
        You do know that the PS3 has a webbrowser :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 08:34:32
          Yes I do.. been reading about the big 3 by Garrinka2007-05-08 08:39:35
            and that is exactly the reason I didn't get a PS2 by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 10:03:23
  And how is Armored Core 4 ? by Cokish2007-05-08 07:32:36
    I have only played the first mission but the by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 08:05:58
      Never played a 'mech warrior' game by cokish2007-05-08 10:04:43
        If you can find one of the previous AC games by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 10:34:21
has anyone flashed the dvd firmware on a xbox360 by tesla_koil2007-05-08 07:22:34
  I was just at the Gamestop here last night by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 07:26:59
    Meh. I cant get past the firmware detection by tesla_koil2007-05-08 07:30:32
      Give your local game shop a call and they might by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 07:31:36
Does anyone know what is going on with OoTS? by SaylorA2007-05-08 07:16:25
  Its working now, Ahh two posts since I last saw it (n/t) by SaylorA2007-05-08 10:28:00
  I often have problems early morning UK time by sazzer2007-05-08 09:09:36
  just came up fairly fast for me. (n/t) by Blindman2007-05-08 07:40:48
  It's been slow for me... by purplepineapple2007-05-08 07:39:54
  Have you read Erfworld yet? :) by klar_at_work2007-05-08 07:33:43
    I absolutely love it! (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-05-08 09:15:51
  <Deleted><Deleted>2007-05-08 07:34:47
    Mod'd: Double post. (n/t) by Tyop2007-05-08 07:35:10
    help, /v\() |)S. :) sorry (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-05-08 07:32:44
      ^ cruel, that is... (n/t) by Tyop2007-05-08 07:37:49
        What is cruel? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-05-08 10:45:30
  I've been there this morning. by klar_at_work2007-05-08 07:31:51
    I just got in. Get ye there. by Sharku2007-05-08 07:44:02
      Oh indeed. by krikkert2007-05-08 07:50:40
  They'd turned off the forums this morning by Stormkitten2007-05-08 07:23:07
    temporarily by Stormkitten2007-05-08 07:23:37
  I was able to get in yesterday. by kc5sdy2007-05-08 07:18:51
    Ditto. by Sharku2007-05-08 07:30:32
I appeal to the collective wisdom on the board by chrisbee2007-05-08 07:00:28
  OK; Kmail behaves the same by chrisbee2007-05-08 07:20:58
    Well, they use TCP/IP by aix tom2007-05-08 08:12:44
      After some more trials etc I find that by chrisbee2007-05-08 08:40:16
        So what's the MTU on the modem? by aix tom2007-05-08 13:09:24
          I can't find any reference to MTU in by chrisbee2007-05-08 19:32:46
QOTJ: Does your dreams reflect your worries? by joresgump2007-05-08 06:59:53
  Sometimes, if it's persistent and long lasting by Concept2007-05-08 09:22:26
  I once dreamed of a solaris machine with strogg by live_in_aport2007-05-08 07:32:40
  Other than the REALLY strange one I had by kc5sdy2007-05-08 07:18:21
    no worries, no dreams? (n/t) by joresgump2007-05-08 07:23:07
      Looks that way. by kc5sdy2007-05-08 07:40:22
  Always (n/t) by Treehugger2007-05-08 07:08:27
Attention: Peace_Man by esbita2007-05-08 06:18:38
  Now with added fluffy bunnies of a pink nature. by AndyA2007-05-08 08:40:38
    Hardly the first time he's used this tactic by esbita2007-05-08 09:38:46
      Not seeing a post for a day is not the same. by AndyA2007-05-08 09:53:26
      Was that the best example you could find? by Peace_man2007-05-08 09:48:40
        *belches* by therantinggeek2007-05-08 18:08:30
        It's not the only one by DesertRat662007-05-08 10:04:34
        Yep. (n/t) by esbita2007-05-08 09:55:02
    You know, there's one problem. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 08:45:04
      And so it's ok to make it a worse place? by AndyA2007-05-08 09:21:53
        Rational and logical discussions? by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 09:30:25
          FPB. Man, oh man. IANAM, but might I recommend by merlin2007-05-08 09:31:59
            Thank you for making my point. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 09:34:22
              Oh, so now I'm a bad guy here? Pray tell, by merlin2007-05-08 09:38:07
                Huh? by Havoc2007-05-08 13:14:30
                  Back when two individuals were temporarily by merlin2007-05-08 14:16:45
                    Ahhh - sheesh you guys have long memories. by Havoc2007-05-08 20:15:52
                I didn't want to imply that you are the "bad guy" by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 09:48:56
                That was sarcasm not emotion. by AndyA2007-05-08 09:47:40
                  I probably read too much into all of this. by merlin2007-05-08 09:53:22
                Grah. FPBs to myself. My subject line by merlin2007-05-08 09:43:45
                  Every other day, I'd take you offer. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 09:50:38
                    I understand. And you can ignore my post by merlin2007-05-08 09:51:15
  running from a debate? by tyebald2007-05-08 07:05:17
    It was a TLP he started. by esbita2007-05-08 07:16:58
  My time is not always my own. by Peace_man2007-05-08 06:40:22
    OMG!! YOU PUT YOUR REAL LIFE AHEAD OF ARS? by jeff_uk2007-05-08 07:28:55
      You start it, you finish it. :) (n/t) by esbita2007-05-08 07:32:33
        Even if the gravitron-polarity generators lose by jeff_uk2007-05-08 07:43:19
    Takes ten seconds to say "will reply later." by esbita2007-05-08 06:47:20
      Do you have me confused with someone else? by Peace_man2007-05-08 08:17:00
        My reply to the original subject is in yesterday's by esbita2007-05-08 09:22:33
          It is now. by Peace_man2007-05-08 09:33:36
            You're digging yourself a bigger hole. by esbita2007-05-08 09:41:11
              And now, practicing what I preach. by esbita2007-05-08 09:42:48
        You do so frequently by hyzenthlay2007-05-08 08:55:11
        Happened just yesterday. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 08:39:17
          Are you talking about this? by Peace_man2007-05-08 08:58:16
            And now, the condescending BS starts again. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 09:11:39
      Well we could start a tangental discussion by DesertRat662007-05-08 06:56:18
        That would be by Yavine2007-05-08 08:08:06
          I was hoping that wasn't the case by DesertRat662007-05-08 08:45:56
            Frankly by Yavine2007-05-08 09:23:08
              Didn't Sarkozy use a part of the French secret by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 09:39:28
                That was a few months ago by Yavine2007-05-08 10:05:48
                  Thanks. That clears some stuff up. by CynicalRyan2007-05-08 10:09:18
                    You're welcome :o) (n/t) by Yavine2007-05-08 10:16:11
          "dust off M. Gile D'Tine" ugly? :) by jeff_uk2007-05-08 08:21:58
            Erm by Yavine2007-05-08 09:13:36
        How about creating a Political Soapbox here? by klar_at_work2007-05-08 06:58:00
          AGNTSA by DesertRat662007-05-08 06:59:09
            And will keep being suggested, by krikkert2007-05-08 07:03:59
              So what are you saying? by jayfarm2007-05-08 07:13:38
                shouldn't this be posted under the policy bar? (n/t) by imperito2007-05-08 07:27:16
                  open the poll bar to find out... :-) (n/t) by Tyop2007-05-08 07:42:50
                    Shouldn't the pole bar wait until Friday? ;-) (n/t) by techi8702007-05-08 07:52:32
                      *limbers up* (n/t) by esbita2007-05-08 08:06:37
                        *Installs Pole Bar in Pole Barn* by DesertRat662007-05-08 08:30:45
                          It's the hair. by esbita2007-05-08 08:44:17
  Which, to make myself clear... by esbita2007-05-08 06:19:21
LOL! XKCD on Global Warming by Havoc2007-05-08 06:15:56
  Today's is even better! (n/t) by jeff_uk2007-05-08 07:19:15
    Yesterday's, if you want to get technical. =P (n/t) by arktus2007-05-08 16:02:46
    I saw a documentary on crop circles today by IByte2007-05-08 09:11:06
    Yah, but the tech response time by skern2007-05-08 08:36:06
Buh?! by jiteo2007-05-08 06:04:46
  "since years ago" would be the correct answer... by austinkp2007-05-08 06:06:42
    Yep, by dodrian2007-05-08 06:15:53
      nope, no firmware modifying necissary either by Freakazoid2007-05-08 06:37:32
        It's not legal. The EULA forbad running it on by toysbfun2007-05-08 06:49:31
Anouncement: New arrival :D by parastra2007-05-08 05:58:44
  Mazel Tov! (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-05-08 14:03:20
  Congrats! \o/ (n/t) by jpprater2007-05-08 09:51:03
  Congratulations! (n/t) by Arivia2007-05-08 09:06:34
  Congrats!!!! :) by j.butterfly2007-05-08 08:29:03
  Congrats! Now say goodbye to sleep for a while. by talon07202007-05-08 08:27:58
  Congrats! join the club! (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-05-08 07:06:44
  congrats! (n/t) by tyebald2007-05-08 07:06:42
  Must sleep, so tired :) by parastra2007-05-08 06:25:22
  Congratulations by vectorz2007-05-08 06:17:19
    Many thanks! (n/t) by parastra2007-05-08 06:23:51
  Mazel Tov! (n/t) by voxwoman2007-05-08 06:11:32
    Thank you! (n/t) by parastra2007-05-08 06:22:48
  Congrats. To the both of you ! by klar_at_work2007-05-08 06:01:28
    Heh! You're thinking I'll be an easier target now by parastra2007-05-08 06:10:05
      None. :( Still waitingfor the call from he special by klar_at_work2007-05-08 06:56:10
  Congrats, good picture! Good for you!:) (n/t) by NDwight2007-05-08 06:00:31
    Thanks!! (n/t) by parastra2007-05-08 06:10:46
Interesting projects needed by Havoc2007-05-08 05:52:05
  Oh, and you should continue with BLFS. by leonidus2007-05-08 06:59:29
    Dont forget HLFS - Hardened Linux from Scratch (n (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2007-05-08 07:44:42
  What was the issue with the kernel after all? (n/t by leonidus2007-05-08 06:54:24
    ide-piix is not selected by default. by Havoc2007-05-08 10:31:31
  No, sort of, and yes. by sgrunt2007-05-08 06:12:20
    nobody runs x-windows anymore? by voxwoman2007-05-08 06:18:11
      I get annoyed at the term "x-windows" by sgrunt2007-05-08 06:23:07
        that's what we called it back in the day by voxwoman2007-05-08 06:31:19
Gentoo 2007.0 "Secret Sauce" is out! by Qcumber-some2007-05-08 05:51:32
  What are you talking about? by vdp2007-05-08 06:04:12
    Hm. by Qcumber-some2007-05-08 06:08:04
      The changes will be with hardmasked packages and by varikin2007-05-08 06:10:01
  2006.1 should be supported for sometime by imrambi2007-05-08 06:02:42
*searches for white candles* by therantinggeek2007-05-08 05:51:27
  {{trg}} by Garrinka2007-05-08 08:09:02
  {sends hugs and good thoughts} (n/t) by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 07:15:27
  *thinking of you* by Esteis2007-05-08 07:10:25
  All I have are good vibes to send... by hactar the uhhh2007-05-08 07:03:00
  *lights white candles* by voxwoman2007-05-08 06:12:32
  Aaaand..... Sent. by manxmania2007-05-08 06:04:45
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-05-08 05:33:15
What could cause my MTU to change? by imrambi2007-05-08 05:30:59
  ISP software by racolton2007-05-08 05:50:42
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-05-08 05:30:03
Any MetaPOST gurus here? by Sharku2007-05-08 05:13:04
Customizable online map directions? by SnappingTurtle2007-05-08 05:12:47
  Google will let you add multiple destinations by Sterling_Ag2007-05-08 10:32:52
    It does seem to give you intermediate times by Sterling_Ag2007-05-08 10:35:45
  Take a look at MapBlast. I haven't checked it, .. by ChUcKAb2007-05-08 06:47:03
  Mapquest will let you modify the by joecrouse2007-05-08 05:26:57
    I'm sorry, I just don't see what you're... by SnappingTurtle2007-05-08 05:39:22
      you would have to trial an error it by joecrouse2007-05-08 05:42:12
        You can also ask to include specific points by josie_beller2007-05-08 06:15:34
No offence to US ufies by Rogue19712007-05-08 04:53:53
  Yeah we're Nucking Futs. You gotta problem with by kc5sdy2007-05-08 11:33:44
  “looked like nano-technology” – BWAHAHAHAHA! (n/t) by moddermonster2007-05-08 09:08:35
  As was said yesterday, by Eternal_Newbie2007-05-08 07:48:47
  Ever tried to get security clearance :) by hyzenthlay2007-05-08 07:32:45
  It comes from having to take William Shatner... by Fnord_Hero2007-05-08 06:24:47
    Not to mention Celine Dion by schwing12007-05-08 06:34:58
      Yeah, but we got Jim Carrey as part of the deal (n/t) by Fnord_Hero2007-05-08 07:04:12
        and the original Commander Adama, by run.dll2007-05-08 10:12:24
          "Lucite hardening ..." by Sterling_Ag2007-05-08 12:23:57
  And you Canadians are scared of the by voxwoman2007-05-08 06:23:13
  pees on rogue's leg. (n/t) by Fnord_Hero2007-05-08 06:21:31
  No, ALL of us are barking mad... by Baywolfe2007-05-08 06:21:15
    Tell that to my friend who is Chinese, German.... by Fnord_Hero2007-05-08 06:23:33
  excuse me by madjo2007-05-08 06:07:26
  grr.. grrr... grr.. by schwing12007-05-08 05:50:11
  *barks at Rogue* by hactar the uhhh2007-05-08 05:22:22
  Mwaahahahaha (n/t) by oedlan2007-05-08 05:22:00
  it might be paranoid by morenna2007-05-08 05:02:42
    it used to be by madjo2007-05-08 06:10:14
      yeah, although on the plus side, cases of by jeff_uk2007-05-08 07:47:32
    Anybody can put a bomb in a teddy bear by Rogue19712007-05-08 05:14:29
      It means someone has the technical skill to do it by joecrouse2007-05-08 05:23:29
      I don't know about you, but I don't by morenna2007-05-08 05:22:57
  hey, just because we're paranoid by subbywan2007-05-08 04:57:22
    Things like this I call... by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 07:30:16
    Sure, but Canada? by esbita2007-05-08 06:04:49
    Yep, we're just paranoid... no wait... by Fnord_Hero2007-05-08 05:00:42
      Entirely similar to foreign currency, I'm sure. by Esteis2007-05-08 07:02:54
        a natural extension.... by Fnord_Hero2007-05-08 08:03:20
          "They are not as out to get us by tompaine2007-05-08 09:07:11
            Yeah, I must have imagined all that white ash... by Fnord_Hero2007-05-08 12:42:36
              You didn't imagine that you just imagined by tompaine2007-05-08 15:23:34
      Don't forget this..... by therantinggeek2007-05-08 05:23:45
    *passes subbywan a "specialy made" tin foil hat* by Rogue19712007-05-08 04:59:40
Phonbuntu? by toysbfun2007-05-08 04:45:59
  Phoonbuntu!!!! \o/ (n/t) by morenna2007-05-08 05:04:13
    Rofl good one:) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-05-08 05:23:34
      At first glance I thought it said Phoon. by morenna2007-05-08 10:17:08
I think my GF is ticked off at me by RetiQlum22007-05-08 04:01:38
  i concur. clubs are rarely enjoyable. by unjust2007-05-08 10:43:06
  At least your GF isnt mad at you by joecrouse2007-05-08 08:46:39
  on the 12th by Nightwind2007-05-08 08:40:38
  Yep, extremists of any ilk are like that by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 07:40:19
    I can't stand noise either. by Fnord_Hero2007-05-08 08:08:10
      When I go to concerts I normally sit at by Classic_Jon2007-05-08 10:11:33
  Why is your GF taking her students to by geopsychic2007-05-08 05:53:08
  I feel a lot like you by SoylentGreen2007-05-08 05:40:21
  Uh oh... by Fnord_Hero2007-05-08 05:04:39
  Oh, and to speak to your initial point by voxwoman2007-05-08 05:03:57
    I agree with voxwoman. by syren2007-05-08 05:20:51
    I think voxwoman has a point here. by morenna2007-05-08 05:20:02
  Sorry you had a crappy time by voxwoman2007-05-08 04:57:31
    advantage of being fat ... by subbywan2007-05-08 04:58:29
      You consider that an advantage? by Phoon2007-05-08 19:31:33
      Same can be achived by by Karl-Henrik2007-05-08 05:03:11
        You can also be surly and by hactar the uhhh2007-05-08 05:20:09
  wear your smoking jacket and come on over by hieraco2007-05-08 04:42:32
    So true :) by Karl-Henrik2007-05-08 04:45:05
      You're not the only one... by therantinggeek2007-05-08 05:45:45
  How old are these students? by toysbfun2007-05-08 04:35:57
  I understand the whole not going clubbing thing. by XndeX2007-05-08 04:19:59
    Don't agree with the clown part by Karl-Henrik2007-05-08 04:43:08
      besides a card carrying Clown by robertltux2007-05-08 07:33:37
    Clubbing sucks. by joecrouse2007-05-08 04:39:56
  See, that's the thing about the "gay" lifestyle by Jito4632007-05-08 04:16:39
    Do you have any, like, proof or anything? by TrogL2007-05-08 10:15:33
    That is a load of bull. by talon07202007-05-08 07:22:25
    I dunno where you have been hanging out, by syren2007-05-08 05:16:16
      a woman's experience in a gay bar by voxwoman2007-05-08 05:44:39
        Indeed. by syren2007-05-08 06:11:36
          Maybe they're just scared of you :) (n/t) by voxwoman2007-05-08 06:14:11
            Could be...i'm a very scary person *nods sagely* (n/t) by syren2007-05-08 07:34:21
      Heehee. "Gay mates". Yes, I know it's a Briticism. (n/t) by toysbfun2007-05-08 05:26:42
        IT'S NOT A BRITICISM, IT'S ENGLISH by jeff_uk2007-05-08 08:10:48
    Those are the "radical gays". by toysbfun2007-05-08 04:40:53
      I never said ther shouldn't be... by RetiQlum22007-05-08 04:57:06
        I pretty much agree. by toysbfun2007-05-08 05:04:05
    All groups have their extremists by hieraco2007-05-08 04:39:00
      Curse my endless re-phrasing! (n/t) by toysbfun2007-05-08 04:41:51
    Your bias is showing by Hoth2007-05-08 04:29:26
      *puts you on the gay sex orgy mailing list* by voxwoman2007-05-08 04:59:46
    Like elitist b7ism is a gay-only trait? Please. by Sharku2007-05-08 04:28:12
    I disagree by fitzso2007-05-08 04:23:50
    Perversion? by subbywan2007-05-08 04:23:13
    Please, by Tyop2007-05-08 04:22:10
      You have no idea what perversion is. by RetiQlum22007-05-08 04:26:46
        I cannot change perversion, by Tyop2007-05-08 04:38:27
          you should encourage perversion :D by subbywan2007-05-08 04:39:14
            not ALL perversions mind you... by Karl-Henrik2007-05-08 04:47:26
              Anything between consenting adults should be okay. by Phoon2007-05-08 19:25:46
              i wouldn't class those as perversions by subbywan2007-05-08 04:55:34
              He's right. by RetiQlum22007-05-08 04:52:16
                THREADJACK: Speeking of Betty by Nightwind2007-05-08 08:50:08
                Good thing you arent putting Betty in the rear by klar_at_work2007-05-08 07:00:16
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-05-08 04:00:02
Weird Mac OS X Java quirk! Argh! by dodrian2007-05-08 03:10:06
  Workaround! by dodrian2007-05-08 05:35:22
  You could try to put a by aix tom2007-05-08 03:22:29
    I don't think so... by dodrian2007-05-08 03:39:11
      It's not java by coteyr2007-05-08 04:05:55
I just watched "American Pie: Bandcamp" by RetiQlum22007-05-08 02:48:57
  go watch the "unrated" version of beerfest by unjust2007-05-08 10:45:57
  sorry, sir by madjo2007-05-08 03:01:41
  I am afraid that is an automatic fine by Stormkitten2007-05-08 02:53:42
  "Dude, I've got this great idea for a movie. by toysbfun2007-05-08 02:53:11
    Do you work for Miramax? :D (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-05-08 05:26:49
I just had an astrological brainflash by toysbfun2007-05-08 02:20:52
  OK, time to confess. by Khaar2007-05-08 02:52:41
    I'm getting goofy from not sleeping. by toysbfun2007-05-08 02:58:48
FINALLY! Attn: Aussie UFies by purplepineapple2007-05-08 01:53:10
  buahahahahaha! by fitzso2007-05-08 04:00:18
  W00t!! by fitzso2007-05-08 03:52:31
  Hope yours works better.... by Electric Storm2007-05-08 01:59:53
    Put a short message in there, but st.st.st.st.stut by klar_at_work2007-05-08 02:49:39
    I've never been home so much during the day before by purplepineapple2007-05-08 02:08:40
ATTN: Freakazoid, re lunarpages password fiasco by MikeCDN2007-05-08 01:38:48
  wow, that's just wow by Freakazoid2007-05-08 04:10:11
    yeah... atleast you didn't have to live through it (n/t) by MikeCDN2007-05-08 04:40:43
  Some people should not run public services. (n/t) by oldphart2007-05-08 02:07:25
Why "mathematics" in plants? by hej2007-05-08 01:38:23
  Interesting, but old news (n/t) by IByte2007-05-08 04:41:53
Second opinions by klar_at_work2007-05-08 01:36:59
  My wife is fine now. by oldphart2007-05-08 02:20:51
  What do you consider `good results'? by hieraco2007-05-08 02:08:39
    Right now it feels like she needs House,MD's by klar_at_work2007-05-08 02:51:39
      Its worth going for a second/third oppinion... by MrXavia2007-05-08 05:48:13
        We ARE at Specialists. by klar_at_work2007-05-08 07:01:49
      Best I can do is a referal to Doogey Howser MD by hieraco2007-05-08 04:31:20
Good news out of Greensburg, Kansas... by Electric Storm2007-05-08 01:22:14
  "oh hai i upgraded yuor greensburg" by theanomaly2007-05-08 06:34:30
    "HAHA Mother Nature - Missed Me" (n/t) by themadkansan2007-05-08 15:23:52
  I need a bigger version of that picture by hieraco2007-05-08 02:13:32
    All I can suggest is search the web by Electric Storm2007-05-08 02:27:46
  a LOLcats picture just waiting to happen (n/t) by toysbfun2007-05-08 01:26:06
    At least kitty found a new slave! (n/t) by Electric Storm2007-05-08 01:51:15
Heh. Google Docs error message by toysbfun2007-05-08 01:21:45
  What?! Sleep?! Who needs sleep? by madjo2007-05-08 01:23:34
    I DID had trouble with GMail this morning. by klar_at_work2007-05-08 01:27:54
    of course you are kidding by Klymer2007-05-08 01:25:42
How to own a 128bit code... by madjo2007-05-08 01:18:58
  If they are evenly distibuted... by huitzilopochtli2007-05-08 08:29:48
  36 88 E9 CD BD 32 9A 04 19 E9 C2 98 AB 61 B9 94 by MrXavia2007-05-08 05:57:29
  Didn't M$ learn that you can't copyright a number? by BlueDog9872007-05-08 04:53:53
    That's Intel, not MS (n/t) by IByte2007-05-08 04:55:41
      D'uh! sorry, my bad. definatly bed time for me (n/ (n/t) by BlueDog9872007-05-08 04:58:16
  5A59DAAC0FF4AC753AE91D1FE1F450EC is hereby mine. by IByte2007-05-08 04:39:54
  4d 69 63 72 6f 24 6f 66 74 20 73 75 63 6b 73 21 (n/t) by BeanBandit2007-05-08 03:46:50
  Quickly Register ALL the codes ! by Cokish2007-05-08 02:10:32
    I take it you'll donate the needed storage array.. by Philus2007-05-08 02:54:29
      So store then as ranges. by IByte2007-05-08 04:54:09
        s/then/them/ (n/t) by IByte2007-05-08 07:48:09
      so, you cant even make a list of all the 2^128 by klar_at_work2007-05-08 03:35:05
        If each atom in the universe could hold one key by Cokish2007-05-08 04:03:25
          I don't know where you got that from, but.. by Philus2007-05-08 04:09:55
            Ah, not 2^80 but 10^80 atoms by Cokish2007-05-08 04:13:11
              10^80 ~= 2^266 by sazzer2007-05-08 04:55:59
        That's right. Owning the cyberspace realm.. by Philus2007-05-08 04:00:33
    On that site, it 'll take you some time by SciSSorS2007-05-08 02:42:46
      why mouse buttons? by madjo2007-05-08 11:11:47
      But, we are here with hundreds of people. by klar_at_work2007-05-08 02:53:07
        Just to put this number into some perspective.. by Philus2007-05-08 03:04:27
          and that went just WOOOSH over my head. by klar_at_work2007-05-08 03:31:31
            It takes more than 10 000 000 000 000 000 000 year by hej2007-05-08 04:16:35
              What is IPv6 space? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-05-08 04:39:06
                Some IPv6 info: by ideur2007-05-08 05:19:47
    The MPAA will sue if any code of yours matches by toysbfun2007-05-08 02:15:11
      Isn't it sad by madjo2007-05-08 03:52:50
        They deserve it.n/t by hej2007-05-08 04:17:32
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-05-08 01:00:02
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-05-08 00:51:45
  *twitches in, grabs chair* by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:14:34
    That's weird... (n/t) by Treehugger2007-05-08 08:21:00
      eh? Come again howzat?!? (n/t) by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:24:02
        All fixed now (n/t) by Treehugger2007-05-08 08:30:00
          *twitches past* nope, still twitching. by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:38:47
    *serves Rooibos tea* (n/t) by esbita2007-05-08 08:16:12
      *sips Rooibos* Ahh... by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:28:58
  Morning... by kc5sdy2007-05-08 06:30:21
    *serves double BAS espresso with tabasco* by Treehugger2007-05-08 06:40:12
      I used to call that BIVUOAC. by kc5sdy2007-05-08 06:55:46
    *provides double BAS w/Tabasco* by Pyxidragon2007-05-08 06:39:46
      Thank ya... by kc5sdy2007-05-08 06:41:41
  {{{Treehugger}}} by vampire2007-05-08 06:28:29
    *serves JBM* by Treehugger2007-05-08 06:39:41
      danke schön :) (n/t) by vampire2007-05-08 11:41:19
  Can't decide - BAS or RumAndCoke by avias2007-05-08 06:12:30
    *serves BAS* by vampire2007-05-08 06:27:54
  *saunters in, put BAS mug on counter* by sgrunt2007-05-08 06:09:00
    Hope you enjoyed your class by kyrasantae2007-05-08 08:54:13
    *fills mug* by Treehugger2007-05-08 06:10:09
      *drains mug* by sgrunt2007-05-08 06:13:16
  Good mornin by esbita2007-05-08 06:06:26
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-05-08 06:08:07
      {{{Treehugger}}} by esbita2007-05-08 06:11:57
        Bah. by Treehugger2007-05-08 06:25:19
  Morning! by Pyxidragon2007-05-08 05:54:58
    hiya dragon!!! by XndeX2007-05-08 06:00:21
      No we don't by Treehugger2007-05-08 06:07:51
        {{{treehugger}}} by Pyxidragon2007-05-08 06:11:17
          Lovely! by Treehugger2007-05-08 06:25:42
      Thanks {{{Xndex}}} by Pyxidragon2007-05-08 06:06:09
  *strolls in* by wabbit652007-05-08 05:06:30
    *serves BAS and pancakes* by Treehugger2007-05-08 05:18:41
      Details? by wabbit652007-05-08 08:26:33
        for finding worms by Treehugger2007-05-08 08:50:55
          A new entry for the CV by wabbit652007-05-08 11:30:53
  Mornin Treehugger! by XndeX2007-05-08 04:13:06
    Morning XndeX ! by Treehugger2007-05-08 04:18:48
      (((Treehugger))) by XndeX2007-05-08 04:30:55
  Afternoon by afterburner2007-05-08 03:42:58
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-05-08 04:04:30
      Thanks. by afterburner2007-05-08 04:06:00
        Yay! Birthday muffin! by Treehugger2007-05-08 04:11:56
          birthday??? by XndeX2007-05-08 04:37:56
            wha? by Treehugger2007-05-08 04:43:17
              hehehe by XndeX2007-05-08 04:48:25
  Good morning by vectorz2007-05-08 01:44:11
    *serves GAP in thermos mug* by Treehugger2007-05-08 01:46:15
      Naaaa... by vectorz2007-05-08 02:33:18
  Yay you! by Electric Storm2007-05-08 01:17:05
    *serves iced tea* by Treehugger2007-05-08 01:36:39
      good an bad... by Electric Storm2007-05-08 01:47:14
        Oh dear. by Treehugger2007-05-08 01:48:20
          At least for a while yes! by Electric Storm2007-05-08 01:56:30
  Congrats! Uh... what did you win? I won too though by stoft2007-05-08 01:00:10
    Yay! That's fantastic! by Treehugger2007-05-08 01:35:51
    Some unrelated news: by ideur2007-05-08 01:10:41
    *congratulates...* by GreyCrow2007-05-08 01:04:05
  Woo! *does the victory dance* by syren2007-05-08 00:59:35
    *hugs quad* I back now. by Treehugger2007-05-08 01:35:13
      Good job :) by syren2007-05-08 01:48:27
        I'm just writing it up by Treehugger2007-05-08 02:01:40
          Hehe okay will let you off ;) by syren2007-05-08 02:03:10
            First Chapter is up in LJ by Treehugger2007-05-08 02:34:05
    *assists* by GreyCrow2007-05-08 01:02:16
      Thanks very much :) by syren2007-05-08 01:48:51
  yay, two! by GreyCrow2007-05-08 00:57:42
  *just popping out for 1/2 hr* (n/t) by Treehugger2007-05-08 00:57:05
  yay by Klymer2007-05-08 00:54:30
    Wheee! by afterburner2007-05-08 03:53:22
    Happy B'day! by Electric Storm2007-05-08 02:04:08
    Happy Birthday by vectorz2007-05-08 01:44:52
    woohoo! congrats! (n/t) by stoft2007-05-08 01:02:16
    yay by GreyCrow2007-05-08 01:00:12
    woo, birthday cake! by drrk2007-05-08 00:58:01
    yay, cake! Happy Birthday Klymer! by Treehugger2007-05-08 00:55:24
      thanks a lot by Klymer2007-05-08 00:56:51
        *puts birthday cake on table* by Klymer2007-05-08 01:17:31
Is it sleep-in tuesday? by resc2007-05-08 00:33:17
  I had to. by IByte2007-05-08 04:47:02
  I can't sleep. by toysbfun2007-05-08 00:38:27
    clutter? here? I'm not sure that's a good idea :P (n/t) by BlueDog9872007-05-08 00:41:33
      Here's a sample of topics I have waiting by toysbfun2007-05-08 00:45:31
        About no. 2: by RetiQlum22007-05-08 00:49:39
          I think you win. What you win, I'm not sure. by toysbfun2007-05-08 00:54:40
            You should check out "i drew this". by klar_at_work2007-05-08 01:03:20
              You mistake us for zealots. by RetiQlum22007-05-08 03:06:39
              I don't agree with all the strips, by toysbfun2007-05-08 01:19:06
                I like most of the ones with the elephant (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-05-08 01:27:00
      OTOH : Havent been done beofre, so we dont know by klar_at_work2007-05-08 00:43:08
        But you have a fairly good idea, as for by Tyop2007-05-08 00:47:54
          Are you just reading the board, or are you by klar_at_work2007-05-08 01:01:21
            I was.... by Tyop2007-05-08 01:12:37
          So who's going to do it... by manxmania2007-05-08 00:49:27
            CLUTTER !!!!! by klar_at_work2007-05-08 01:04:41
              See? Nothing happened. :P (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-05-08 01:33:57
            Not me. I is smarter than that. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-05-08 00:50:25
  Kickstart's colour for tomorrow : by klar_at_work2007-05-08 00:34:51
happy thingsday to me... by Klymer2007-05-08 00:11:11
  Joyeux anniversaire! by Esteis2007-05-08 01:19:25
Is the TV responding to Dust Puppy? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-05-08 00:11:09
  Aren't TVs supposed to do so?? (n/t) by count_02007-05-08 00:24:39
    poltergeist!!! (n/t) by live_in_aport2007-05-08 06:57:50
    *backs away slowly* (n/t) by syren2007-05-08 00:29:54
      mine does you know by Cokish2007-05-08 00:47:18
SOTM - Trust is Shareware by hieraco2007-05-08 00:04:34
Translations by Nea2007-05-08 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by madjo2007-05-08 01:03:10
    Door MadJo by madjo2007-05-08 01:03:27
Comment Board Trivia by count_02007-05-08 00:00:24
  Bends in River Niger at that location. by skern2007-05-08 08:42:44
    Zenna henderson by live_in_aport2007-05-08 19:07:13
      if referring to halflife... by LJENS2007-05-08 23:27:52
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-05-08 00:00:03
  Reconciled to God! Through Christ! (n/t) by sstacks2007-05-08 15:13:26
    Reunited with reality! Through rational thought! (n/t) by Phoon2007-05-08 18:39:37
  Sprained knee. Fell off a church. by Audio2007-05-08 08:53:05
  Tube sock, turkey baster, dental floss and a 9v by SouthpawPL2007-05-08 08:39:00
    Sounds like a home artificial insemination kit (n/ (n/t) by Kickstart2007-05-08 19:59:54
  The Stanley Cup. By amazing display of skill. (n/ (n/t) by mr.coffee2007-05-08 08:20:54
  What = This, How = Like That by todAnthony2007-05-08 07:46:07
  Regexes, getting him to switch from Emacs to Vim. (n/t) by Esteis2007-05-08 07:14:35
  No idea, dude, but it was awesome (n/t) by joresgump2007-05-08 07:03:56
  One cable. by basher202007-05-08 06:06:02
  Just hand me the Tim Tams and forget all about it. (n/t) by purplepineapple2007-05-08 05:29:31
    Mmmm... Tim Tams... (n/t) by lex_icon2007-05-08 13:39:50
  Rogue DHCP server. by IByte2007-05-08 04:49:58
  Butter and llamas. by manxmania2007-05-08 02:43:24
    Or watch his Youtube video (n/t) by toysbfun2007-05-08 03:30:34
  You're almost there... by madjo2007-05-08 01:51:11
  That. Like this. (n/t) by rorajoey2007-05-08 01:07:21
  Oooooooooh, don't play coy with me... by cptspith2007-05-08 00:50:25
    *laughing quite shamelessly now!* (n/t) by Esteis2007-05-08 07:13:59
  She confuzzled me with her female wiles. by RetiQlum22007-05-08 00:46:12
  A liquid lunch, a rubber band and ... by Yaeger2007-05-08 00:16:55
    That sounds like my kind of afternoon! (n/t) by syren2007-05-08 00:27:49
      Quite a few people tried to replicate by Yaeger2007-05-08 02:45:54
  Main screen turn on! (n/t) by RunNeoRun2007-05-08 00:12:14
  There was an accident by toysbfun2007-05-08 00:10:01
    Now where have I hear that before? by hieraco2007-05-08 00:40:29
      The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by toysbfun2007-05-08 00:41:32
        Ah thanks by hieraco2007-05-08 00:45:03
  Nu-uh! I'm serious by hieraco2007-05-08 00:02:50
  I don't know, I don't know by Tyop2007-05-08 00:02:39
  You don't want to know. Trust me. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-05-08 00:02:18
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-05-08 00:00:01
  colour by hieraco2007-05-08 05:09:27
  thecannibalbabybakedat425degreesFrancisinalightwin by hieraco2007-05-08 00:00:57
    Is it me, or is the grammar in that sentence a bit by klar_at_work2007-05-08 00:33:53
      Yes it is wonkey by hieraco2007-05-08 00:48:36
        Or maybe he's baking at 'degrees Francis'? (n/t) by Esteis2007-05-08 01:47:12
        Thanks ! :) by klar_at_work2007-05-08 01:35:04
          Understandable by hieraco2007-05-08 02:01:19

 

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