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Cartoon for Apr 11, 2007
Strip for Apr 11, 2007
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<Deleted><Deleted>2007-04-12 13:51:54
  Mod'd questionable content. (n/t) by Tyop2007-04-12 13:52:21
  *glares* by Nightwind2007-04-11 23:56:57
And a new comic on Todd Goldman's alleged stealin by Klaranth2007-04-11 23:07:26
  Just out of curiosity, who is Todd Goldman? by RetiQlum22007-04-11 23:13:15
    Neither of have answered the question. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 23:28:14
      Click on all the links at Clan of the cats. by Klaranth2007-04-11 23:39:10
      Take your time. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 23:32:20
        A 'pop' artist by hyzenthlay2007-04-12 07:44:41
        Here you go by Snate2007-04-11 23:38:54
          comics by terricascott2007-04-18 10:54:45
    Read this : by Klaranth2007-04-11 23:20:28
    Clicky by Snate2007-04-11 23:19:16
Hey! Look! by hadji2007-04-11 23:07:10
  where? where? by joresgump2007-04-12 06:39:44
  What *is* that?!? (n/t) by Snate2007-04-11 23:20:36
    It's a COMIC. On Top ...... by Klaranth2007-04-11 23:27:42
  Oi! I didn't do nuffink! (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 23:11:34
  Oooh! Aaah! (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-04-11 23:08:36
C++ and I/O by dennismv2007-04-11 22:44:26
  The normal way by Didactylos2007-04-11 22:49:59
attn: voxwoman: quick frame question by OtherComics2007-04-11 22:35:11
  hmmm by voxwoman2007-04-12 05:11:35
    if you aren't using a book file (and why not???) by voxwoman2007-04-12 05:13:11
Kurt Vonnegut died. :-( He was 84. by lucidpsyche2007-04-11 21:40:51
  Rest in Peace, sir. Cat's Cradle and... by Ravenlock2007-04-11 23:24:39
    See the cat? See the cradle? by RetiQlum22007-04-11 23:36:33
  I must confess, my only familiarity with him is by josie_beller2007-04-11 21:54:42
  The link is borked. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 21:43:21
    Oops. Try this one -- it's the original AP story. by lucidpsyche2007-04-11 21:45:30
      That one works. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 22:10:19
- Thanks to Userfriendly by whybird2007-04-11 21:21:32
  *applaudes* by Electric Storm2007-04-11 21:35:47
    :-) (n/t) by whybird2007-04-11 21:39:16
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-04-11 21:00:01
Academia... dies... by raptillicus2007-04-11 20:22:15
  Do you need to borrow Betty? by RetiQlum22007-04-11 21:13:39
    No, no.. by raptillicus2007-04-11 22:06:49
      Sometimes it's more fulfilling to se it in person. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 22:11:56
        Well, there are a ot of people... by raptillicus2007-04-11 22:20:48
  the office suxxor... by lord_jagganath2007-04-11 20:43:15
*sings the SVN cleanup song* by Arachnid2007-04-11 20:12:14
  Shake it till all the ladies want me. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 21:44:34
  Are you seeing sneezing elephants too? (n/t) by live_in_aport2007-04-11 20:30:50
  ... not Friday ... (n/t) by shminux2007-04-11 20:23:38
http://www.girlsgotech.org/ by run.dll2007-04-11 19:03:15
  My daughter is getting some of this instead by etwas_egal2007-04-11 20:51:43
  My 11 y/o showed no particular interest by whybird2007-04-11 19:48:07
  I think it may be a little simplistic for 13 by esbita2007-04-11 19:36:23
  BTW, I'll check back tomorrow. by run.dll2007-04-11 19:06:22
    Thanks all, I'll forward your comments. (n/t) by run.dll2007-04-12 14:44:36
Oh great, my window faces the parking lot by kyrasantae2007-04-11 18:37:53
  An unfortunate temporal justoposition for me... by whybird2007-04-11 18:58:34
    s/justoposition/juxtoposition (n/t) by whybird2007-04-11 19:10:51
      s/juxtoposition/juxtaposition (arrgh!) (n/t) by whybird2007-04-11 19:12:11
        :-) (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-04-11 19:12:37
  So get on the roof and get some paint balloons by joecrouse2007-04-11 18:43:21
    Roof access prohibited; eviction penalty :-P (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-04-11 18:47:46
      Which tower are you in (if you don't mind)? by techi8702007-04-11 19:30:06
        I just realized that it's been 11 years since I by techi8702007-04-11 19:34:55
          I was on 7 Schäffer last year, 9 this year by kyrasantae2007-04-11 22:35:23
*I* know! They didn't push the clock ahead by one by ChuckAB2007-04-11 18:36:46
  *Ahem* That would be back, not forward. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 21:18:57
  You in Michigan too? ;-) by bwkaz2007-04-11 19:40:33
    Yeah I hear you. I AM in Michigan by Silverfire2007-04-11 20:37:13
    Lots of crops lost here by maximumbob2007-04-11 19:48:29
Stabbed myself today with a stilletto. Heel. by farfalla2007-04-11 18:02:19
  Do you need lessons on how to walk in heels? by RetiQlum22007-04-11 21:15:57
  farfalla: the next lab_rat? by fitzso2007-04-11 19:07:28
    That wedding dress is like kryptonite! by farfalla2007-04-11 19:33:36
  OWCH! by Snate2007-04-11 18:28:42
    Aw, I'm all right. by farfalla2007-04-11 18:34:09
      Sounds like you're getting "Lab_rat" syndrome ß-Ž by kreepykrawly2007-04-11 18:38:34
        Just remember to by sgrunt2007-04-11 18:39:44
          I HEARD THAT! (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 21:14:33
            I think it's more likely that you by sgrunt2007-04-11 21:16:31
              ppppppbbbbbbbbtttttttttt! by RetiQlum22007-04-11 21:19:41
  Where? by aLPHa_LeaK2007-04-11 18:04:05
    In the calf. And the first thought we all had... by farfalla2007-04-11 18:33:33
Mmfun, we're supposed to get snow Friday by Freakazoid2007-04-11 17:40:23
  But, but, Al Gore said... (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 21:11:59
  You only have to look east .... by Electric Storm2007-04-11 20:49:26
  Shadap, you. by themadkansan2007-04-11 19:59:16
  Snowed yesterday here, by kyrasantae2007-04-11 18:41:19
  'sno snow here. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-04-11 18:30:39
  Snow tonight for me (n/t) by imrambi2007-04-11 17:49:52
    Snowing right now in MN. :) (n/t) by Concept2007-04-11 17:54:28
Need some swt help by imrambi2007-04-11 17:13:34
  Partly solved by imrambi2007-04-11 17:40:09
    Nevermind, that did not work (n/t) by imrambi2007-04-11 17:49:10
Very depressed. SHOOT ME (n/t) by joecrouse2007-04-11 16:58:31
  *Fires happy-cannon loaded withe smile shells* by kiddeagle2007-04-11 22:03:05
  Just get a good nights sleep by lheggland2007-04-11 21:19:23
  I know you well enough to know that... by RetiQlum22007-04-11 21:04:58
    most of them were simple questions by joecrouse2007-04-11 21:33:44
      Maybe the answer is there. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 21:40:56
        Probably Am going to try to by joecrouse2007-04-11 21:52:24
  'K. *THAP* by themadkansan2007-04-11 20:02:21
  *OMMMMMINOUS HUMMMMMMMM* (n/t) by DesertRat662007-04-11 18:52:25
    Sgt. Schlock put that weapon down! :) by garrinka2007-04-11 20:58:37
    Sets phaser to level 16 and by joecrouse2007-04-11 20:02:13
  have you tried rebooting it? (n/t) by imperito2007-04-11 17:28:09
  *hits joecrouse around the head with some bamboo* by MrTrick2007-04-11 17:18:54
    Doesnt help To dense to do damage. by joecrouse2007-04-11 17:22:51
      You misunderstand my cunning plan... by MrTrick2007-04-11 17:31:39
  A better solution would be to just walk away. by toysbfun2007-04-11 17:12:49
    Life is depressing cant walk away from it. by joecrouse2007-04-11 17:21:47
      All I can do is wish you good luck. by toysbfun2007-04-11 18:06:22
    ...unless you're using hyperbole. Then my advice by toysbfun2007-04-11 17:16:57
  Doh. What's up? (n/t) by Concept2007-04-11 17:12:16
    Blew a big test needed for job by joecrouse2007-04-11 17:14:43
      Only two questions? This means you will get it by vdp2007-04-11 18:07:03
        Doubtfull I tend to do worse by joecrouse2007-04-11 18:17:42
      Dang it, that is the suck. :( Sorry dude. (n/t) by Concept2007-04-11 17:19:05
  Betty don't point that way. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 17:08:26
    That be true and thankisai (n/t) by Nightwind2007-04-11 17:21:22
  *SHICK-NICK* ... *whirrrrr...rrr.r..* by ChuckAB2007-04-11 17:07:34
M$ Access and OO.o Base compatibility query by toysbfun2007-04-11 16:49:04
  it can't by itself by Freakazoid2007-04-11 17:01:05
    oh, neat. it seems it's easier than that by Freakazoid2007-04-11 17:04:09
  Yes. Why? by staticsan2007-04-11 16:57:57
    Both OpenOffice.org and NeoOffice won't open the by toysbfun2007-04-11 17:01:01
*goes to the corner* by Myke2007-04-11 16:47:32
  More router problems? (n/t) by raptor_872007-04-11 16:48:14
    Aye. by Myke2007-04-11 16:49:48
an ode to a chiily easter by lab rat2007-04-11 16:29:40
  I bet voxwoman can remember the last ice age. by Klaranth2007-04-11 16:43:36
    You can't run from the Queen of Purple by voxwoman2007-04-11 17:04:02
      You never asked me why I chose purple. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 17:20:01
        "I love you the purplest"? by tallastro2007-04-11 20:00:41
        We put green and purple in great barrel... by imperito2007-04-11 18:18:54
        I'm afraid to :P by voxwoman2007-04-11 17:34:42
          My mother liked that color. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 21:10:15
          Oooh - can I guess? by iarann2007-04-11 17:36:29
      Aye, you're stunning. by Klaranth2007-04-11 17:07:50
        I've already recieved my first by voxwoman2007-04-11 17:10:33
          If he wasnt saying that, you shouldve slapped him. by Klaranth2007-04-11 17:11:39
  You were risking your life again? by shminux2007-04-11 16:38:10
    She's sitting down, I checked. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 16:42:13
      Hey Reti did you open that attachment I sent. (n/t by joecrouse2007-04-11 17:02:48
        Haven't had a chance to. I'll check soon. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 21:45:24
          Is Funny. You might not want to play it by joecrouse2007-04-11 21:53:23
            I want my 2 minutes back! by RetiQlum22007-04-11 22:16:22
Route is suck. by Myke2007-04-11 16:17:18
  This isn't over.w by Myke2007-04-11 16:17:42
I have come to the conclusion that...(Short Rant) by lheggland2007-04-11 16:15:21
  Thanks all, by lheggland2007-04-11 21:06:23
  As Concept said: by Didactylos2007-04-11 20:41:00
  Shouldn't be that bad. I do it all the time. by Concept2007-04-11 16:47:33
    Example pseudocode above, if you want a hint. by Concept2007-04-11 16:56:49
    If you're using C#, the objects are still the same (n/t) by Concept2007-04-11 16:48:47
  Why are you trying to use COM objects in .NET? by Arachnid2007-04-11 16:44:15
    I am not. by lheggland2007-04-11 16:52:30
      Why on earth use VB.NET? by Arachnid2007-04-11 16:59:40
        Because I have never used C# by lheggland2007-04-11 17:03:57
          You'd have no trouble learning C#. by Arachnid2007-04-11 17:05:24
            Featurewise, VB.NET and C# are pretty similar by Concept2007-04-11 17:08:04
              VB.Net has IIf, though. (n/t) by bwkaz2007-04-11 19:41:56
              I can't see any reason to prefer CV.NET syntax, by Arachnid2007-04-11 17:14:24
                Just a matter of preference. by Concept2007-04-11 17:15:58
                s/CV/VB/ (n/t) by Arachnid2007-04-11 17:14:40
      For simpler queries, it's mostly needing to query by Concept2007-04-11 16:55:04
  10? I could open a "db" in 4 by Freakazoid2007-04-11 16:39:53
    10 lines was for everything. by lheggland2007-04-11 16:48:06
      ADO.NET is pretty poorly documented by Concept2007-04-11 16:50:41
        I'll try those. by lheggland2007-04-11 16:57:42
          Example code (from memory here) by Concept2007-04-11 17:04:07
            If you're just getting back a single value... by Concept2007-04-11 17:09:55
      ah, ok, if you include everything by Freakazoid2007-04-11 16:49:44
        Lots of them. by lheggland2007-04-11 16:55:40
          actually I don't think you even had to do that by Freakazoid2007-04-11 16:57:15
            Yep, just use the index. by lheggland2007-04-11 17:01:39
              Indexes are evil, IMHO by Concept2007-04-11 17:06:13
I'm positive I have eliminated overconfidence. (n/ (n/t) by Arachnid2007-04-11 16:09:04
  But are you confident in that assessment? (n/t) by sgrunt2007-04-11 16:09:55
    Absolutely. (n/t) by Arachnid2007-04-11 16:13:39
      Overly? (n/t) by sgrunt2007-04-11 16:15:02
        Never. (n/t) by Arachnid2007-04-11 16:30:57
Anyone wana help me pass this Last test by joecrouse2007-04-11 15:52:33
  What's needed? (n/t) by Klaranth2007-04-11 15:59:59
    An extra answer or three. (-= (n/t) by joecrouse2007-04-11 16:00:30
      Or a better study guide. The study materials by joecrouse2007-04-11 16:00:56
        Well, do you know what questions you had wrong? by varikin2007-04-11 16:02:45
          Nope just gives me the general by joecrouse2007-04-11 16:04:37
I agree. Hadji is to blame for the router dying. ( (n/t) by Klaranth2007-04-11 15:50:31
  Or Molly yanked a router? :-) (n/t) by SoylentGreen2007-04-11 15:52:36
    No, right before Queeg arrived it was noticed by Klaranth2007-04-11 16:00:41
      He must have insulted the router by SoylentGreen2007-04-11 16:17:50
        If I didn't have hiccups, I'd be laughing my... by RetiQlum22007-04-11 21:22:57
guess it was for everyone then. by joecrouse2007-04-11 15:50:13
Gah! WTF is wrong with my PC? by radiowave9112007-04-11 15:49:02
  Just see if you can get there now.. by abaron2007-04-11 15:50:38
    Did it come back in the last 10 minutes or so? (n/ (n/t) by radiowave9112007-04-11 15:56:18
      yes (n/t) by Snate2007-04-11 15:57:41
        Woo Hoo! It Works! (n/t) by radiowave9112007-04-11 15:59:55
I hope Myke gets his new router soon. by Snate2007-04-11 15:46:53
  Why isn't there a backup router? by CALL-1982007-04-11 15:54:40
    Not always as easy as it sounds. by radiowave9112007-04-11 16:01:45
      Its not that hard to setup and it can be done... by CALL-1982007-04-11 16:14:14
        I suspect the reason is that Illiad is too cheap:) (n/t) by shminux2007-04-11 16:32:55
          Is it any cheaper to loose advertising dollars... by CALL-1982007-04-11 18:35:51
            It's a tradeoff. If you have 99.9999% availability by shminux2007-04-11 20:19:30
          He'll probably blames it on the readers, by Klaranth2007-04-11 17:10:15
            Don't look at me... by shminux2007-04-11 17:38:11
Submitted for your consideration: by SouthpawPL2007-04-11 14:10:59
  Two theories by Ataraxia2007-04-11 21:02:26
  It's top secret .gov experiments by DesertRat662007-04-11 19:04:02
  The rocks are alive, but they live in a different by shminux2007-04-11 14:16:29
    Rocks dont move. Planes do. (n/t) by Klaranth2007-04-11 15:51:11
attn: ihope127 re: public domain warranty by CALL-1982007-04-11 14:09:04
You have a bash command line. by dodrian2007-04-11 13:54:53
  Have you been reading xkcd? by IByte2007-04-11 16:19:24
    1453 is 1453. (n/t) by sgrunt2007-04-11 16:28:51
  I would use the java program have at home that I by varikin2007-04-11 15:55:42
    Class assignments are all about reinventing the by Arachnid2007-04-11 16:08:19
  uhm, 'factor'? by archnerd2007-04-11 13:55:52
    Nice. Didn't know it existed. (n/t) by leonidus2007-04-11 14:03:07
    Blast! by dodrian2007-04-11 13:57:06
      factor --version by CALL-1982007-04-11 14:01:09
        Or hack together a C program! by dodrian2007-04-11 14:06:39
          Why re-invent the wheel? by CALL-1982007-04-11 14:11:45
            Because mine's an elliptical shape, by dodrian2007-04-11 14:14:31
Anyone got a clue on how to read CPU temp programa by Bonzo2007-04-11 13:52:48
  The generic attempt is using ACPI. by Qcumber-some2007-04-11 13:55:05
    Could you elaborate, please? by Bonzo2007-04-11 14:02:34
There are some people... by Bellator2007-04-11 13:51:47
  Sylar? by BloodyViking2007-04-11 14:16:51
  I'd use a syringe if I were you. (n/t) by dodrian2007-04-11 13:59:12
  That's a very creative compliment. by Esteis2007-04-11 13:56:00
One thing I'm not sure I've ever fully understood, by hadji2007-04-11 13:36:16
  Hmmm by peired2007-04-11 18:54:05
  Router, Bridge, Switch, Gateway by calcrazy2007-04-11 18:46:21
  Here is a good question, by lheggland2007-04-11 16:37:55
    A layer 3 switch combines by basher202007-04-11 16:47:40
      There is a little more to it. by lheggland2007-04-11 17:23:58
  I think everyone is confusing by lheggland2007-04-11 15:52:01
    Not confused. We just had to think to explain... by CALL-1982007-04-11 16:02:33
      True, but the key phrase with a bridge by lheggland2007-04-11 16:35:50
        That was not specified. by CALL-1982007-04-11 18:01:09
          It’s just a hold over from my 10Base2/5 days. ;-) by lheggland2007-04-11 20:52:37
    Oops, logical bridges work at layer 2 (n/t) by lheggland2007-04-11 15:53:53
  Perspective from the user. by CALL-1982007-04-11 15:51:01
  My repsonse... by LthrOttr2007-04-11 15:49:15
  Answers by Ston2007-04-11 14:11:08
    Bridges are more then repeaters. by CALL-1982007-04-11 14:14:35
      To clarify a little more on bridges: by CALL-1982007-04-11 15:47:32
  lemme try by bobmon2007-04-11 13:59:55
  Simplified: by RetiQlum22007-04-11 13:58:35
  Simple answer. by CALL-1982007-04-11 13:53:46
  Don't quote me here but... by Menetlaus2007-04-11 13:51:06
  Bridges operate at layer 2, routers at layer 3 by basher202007-04-11 13:49:53
  O.K. now can we talk Hubs? by hieraco2007-04-11 13:47:51
    Hubs are layer 1 devices by calcrazy2007-04-11 18:55:51
    's the center part of a wheel. (n/t) by dodrian2007-04-11 13:49:58
  There are subtle differences... by imperito2007-04-11 13:47:10
  Some thoughts by leonidus2007-04-11 13:46:38
    that makes sense by voxwoman2007-04-11 17:09:23
    Reading the other answers, I get the feeling ... by leonidus2007-04-11 13:48:22
      Nope. I was actually asking in seriousness. by hadji2007-04-11 13:49:50
        I'm glad at least some people gave you a serious by Michiel2007-04-11 14:03:49
          :-) (n/t) by hadji2007-04-11 14:04:55
        well then by etwas_egal2007-04-11 13:56:32
        Good. by leonidus2007-04-11 13:52:18
  1. thing you make cars with by Arivia2007-04-11 13:45:27
  Well, by Michiel2007-04-11 13:40:07
    I disagree with the router by etwas_egal2007-04-11 13:42:12
  I think by etwas_egal2007-04-11 13:39:54
  IIRC, by krikkert2007-04-11 13:38:46
Anyone else having trouble keeping GTALK online? ( (n/t) by Klaranth2007-04-11 13:32:24
  Yup. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 13:55:28
  Yep (n/t) by dodrian2007-04-11 13:50:30
  Not that I noticed. (n/t) by vectorz2007-04-11 13:39:52
  Moi. (n/t) by Arivia2007-04-11 13:39:01
*Bangs head* by hadji2007-04-11 13:22:44
  Lack of knowledge, or possibly referential by Peace_man2007-04-11 15:57:20
    But if you're working on an isolated network, by hadji2007-04-11 17:19:14
      Its a confidence thing by joecrouse2007-04-11 17:30:12
  welcome to the beauty of the modern BA degree by unjust2007-04-11 13:49:12
    I'm with varikin by Stuka2007-04-11 19:35:08
    Hey, I believe I deserve mine. by varikin2007-04-11 16:01:03
  And people wonder why I prefer to work... by DesertRat662007-04-11 13:41:33
    Do people really wonder that? by etwas_egal2007-04-11 13:47:51
  It's not them, it is you. ):) (n/t) by Klaranth2007-04-11 13:27:06
    Soundis a bit like MattDBA by wwill2007-04-11 13:31:03
      I'm not imperturbable! by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 17:16:59
So, it appears I've got new assignments. by krikkert2007-04-11 13:13:55
  Mhhh, friday :-P! (n/t) by chrisP2007-04-11 13:32:01
  Does this mean on Friday late you will by Klaranth2007-04-11 13:26:12
  so.. long story short: by unjust2007-04-11 13:25:45
    So THAT'S what they're calling it these days... by SnArL2007-04-11 13:32:50
  Methinks you should have used different letters by voxwoman2007-04-11 13:16:49
    I keep wondering how by astro-g2007-04-11 13:23:08
      ++a_person or a_person++ by mmell2007-04-11 13:25:03
Computer case recommendations needed. by Qcumber-some2007-04-11 13:08:26
  well, I see a 4U with 8 bays in it. by Freakazoid2007-04-11 13:24:35
    here's a 4U that claims 10 bays by Freakazoid2007-04-11 13:29:08
      just noticed something about that case by Freakazoid2007-04-11 14:10:20
      4 on the left, 4 on the right, by Michiel2007-04-11 13:36:10
        Right. by Qcumber-some2007-04-11 13:41:55
  how high is '19" ' anyway? by Freakazoid2007-04-11 13:16:16
    19" wide :-P by Qcumber-some2007-04-11 13:22:02
    The rack is 19" wide. by lheggland2007-04-11 13:20:36
    It's 5U or 6U (in landscape mode) IIRC (n/t) by kahuana2007-04-11 13:19:54
  i'd say go SATA by Freakazoid2007-04-11 13:12:46
  Cooler master stacker full tower case. (n/t) by classic_jon2007-04-11 13:10:48
    Right, we already have one for a rendering box. by Qcumber-some2007-04-11 13:13:03
      Sorry, missed the rackmount part. Try this by classic_jon2007-04-11 13:21:37
Who wants to work at Foster Farms? by shadowsystems2007-04-11 12:59:43
  wrong way to do spoiler space like that. by Freakazoid2007-04-11 13:03:35
    Yeah, I notticed... =J PPPLLLBBbbbb.... by shadowsystems2007-04-11 13:36:10
  What? (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 13:02:07
YO! plblark by unjust2007-04-11 12:56:52
Something I wanted to mention over the weekend... by RetiQlum22007-04-11 12:39:02
  Coming again this Friday or so too. (n/t) by themadkansan2007-04-11 19:48:05
  Shoot the groundhog for being wrong? (n/t) by Nightwind2007-04-11 17:47:55
  repost since you missed it!! by lab rat2007-04-11 14:13:01
  Its global warming. Al Gore said so. (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-04-11 13:57:06
  Blizzard conditions this week in ND. (n/t) by lheggland2007-04-11 13:06:30
  Let me intorduce you to an old german saying: by vectorz2007-04-11 13:03:18
  It snowed Easter morning here by PsychoI3oy2007-04-11 12:58:26
    I'm dreamin' of a white Easter!!! by lab rat2007-04-11 14:14:24
      Nice :-D (n/t) by Snate2007-04-11 15:48:13
        Thank you. We should do the whole song by lab rat2007-04-11 15:51:39
  Snowed on Monday here. (n/t) by krikkert2007-04-11 12:49:35
    Yeah, but I live in a temperate climate. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 12:57:29
      I remember snow over Passover by voxwoman2007-04-11 13:13:30
  *points to 4 inches of fluff n' slush outside* by esbita2007-04-11 12:42:34
  Snowing Saturday and Sunday? Try last night here. (n/t) by techi8702007-04-11 12:42:19
  Snowing? It was 24C/75F in Vancouver. (n/t) by shminux2007-04-11 12:42:06
So I'm sorting through all these papers by voxwoman2007-04-11 12:12:58
  I'm doing a presentation about Risk Mitigation by dennismv2007-04-11 12:50:52
    Sure by voxwoman2007-04-11 13:06:00
      thank you ! by dennismv2007-04-11 13:19:02
        I read it with great inflections by dennismv2007-04-11 19:04:05
  Just do the short IRS form and it's easier: by RetiQlum22007-04-11 12:32:20
  Can't sustain it long enough to finish a story? by hadji2007-04-11 12:18:12
    Where's Esbita? by Snate2007-04-11 12:20:07
      *hands you Sunday's copy* by esbita2007-04-11 12:21:26
        Thanks by Snate2007-04-11 12:32:07
        How do I report a hit point deduction? (n/t) by hadji2007-04-11 12:24:08
          You roll by esbita2007-04-11 12:27:22
            *Rolls a D1040.* (n/t) by hadji2007-04-11 12:28:55
              Ooh, I want one of those! by RetiQlum22007-04-11 12:33:30
                You can get one from the IRS. by hadji2007-04-11 12:35:52
                  *wonders how a D1040EZ would differ from a D1040* (n/t) by Snate2007-04-11 12:38:51
                    The ez only has one side-"Send Us All Your Money" (n/t) by wwill2007-04-11 12:45:59
                    smaller, thus easier to roll. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 12:40:10
              How high ranks in Lore do you need by esbita2007-04-11 12:32:51
                How many? by krikkert2007-04-11 12:44:13
                  You can look it up by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 12:45:34
                    Only if your character by basher202007-04-11 13:35:25
                      I wish tax laws were that easy. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 14:09:03
    Bad hadji! I saw that coming a mile away! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-04-11 12:19:46
All my tax info is finally in the hands of my by hadji2007-04-11 12:08:31
  My refund already came in 2 weeks ago. by kahuana2007-04-11 13:16:37
  I'm waiting for one last receipt. It was part of by techi8702007-04-11 12:15:10
    I think I have all the papers by voxwoman2007-04-11 12:20:50
ASSP: Do you feel free? by joresgump2007-04-11 12:08:01
  Nope. Tied down to the whipping post. (n/t) by wwill2007-04-11 12:20:50
    NO but Eric Clapton does by joecrouse2007-04-11 21:15:24
When puninating minds backfire on their owners. by hadji2007-04-11 11:52:33
  So what *is* LED? by Esteis2007-04-11 13:59:36
    Much less efficient than a DED. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 14:10:46
      Dark Emitting Diode? (n/t) by hadji2007-04-11 14:16:37
    Light Emitting Diode. (n/t) by hadji2007-04-11 14:04:09
      So how can they be 40 years older? (n/t) by Esteis2007-04-11 15:58:31
  It sounds spurious. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 12:08:41
    The manuscript refers to another discovery. by Snate2007-04-11 12:15:05
    Are you saying we've been mis-LED by this article? (n/t) by hadji2007-04-11 12:09:37
      Did a light go on in your head? (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 12:10:26
  Let there be LED! by BloodyViking2007-04-11 12:05:27
  Where did they find this? by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 11:53:53
    It's mined? I thought it came from birds. by hadji2007-04-11 11:58:17
      Could be. It's a major component in Zeppelins. by kahuana2007-04-11 14:06:49
        You might want to look up the history of the band by hadji2007-04-11 14:12:05
          Well there's that too :-) by kahuana2007-04-11 15:49:53
      Wouldn't know about that by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 12:01:29
        One would figure he'd need both hands. by hadji2007-04-11 12:03:20
          Presumably by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 12:05:09
            He must have been doped. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 12:08:05
            A drum of LED? (n/t) by BloodyViking2007-04-11 12:06:40
              That could be painful by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 12:11:46
Charges Against Duke Lacrosse Players Dropped by DesertRat662007-04-11 11:52:15
  It's about f7 time! (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-04-11 12:09:56
  I always had questions about this case. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 12:00:48
  's about time! (n/t) by dodrian2007-04-11 12:00:02
  Flipping Finally! by lheggland2007-04-11 11:58:19
ZBOOO? by run.dll2007-04-11 11:43:59
  HCF : "Halt Catch Fire" (n/t) by Havoc2007-04-11 11:50:45
Connecting to a wireless network on a mac. by EndlessWaves2007-04-11 11:30:08
  It worked for me by khendron2007-04-11 12:21:57
  WEP? eek, you really should use WPA by Freakazoid2007-04-11 11:54:05
    WPA still requires a good pass phrase by rfrovarp2007-04-11 12:15:58
    I'll look into it then. by EndlessWaves2007-04-11 12:04:20
    Add to that that WEP is a bit of a pain. by abaron2007-04-11 12:02:31
      Are MAC addresses any better? by EndlessWaves2007-04-11 12:08:27
        MAC filtering is a bit like WEP. by AndyA2007-04-11 12:17:27
        As Hadji said, MAC addresses can be spoofed. by abaron2007-04-11 12:17:10
        It's helpful but... by smut2007-04-11 12:15:27
        MAC addresses can be spoofed. (n/t) by hadji2007-04-11 12:12:17
    Yeah, they built a lot of stuff back in the 30s. by hadji2007-04-11 12:01:26
  Looks like you've done the right things but... by smut2007-04-11 11:39:58
    Thanks, that looks like it might be just the thing by EndlessWaves2007-04-11 11:59:45
  Use copper and do system updates first. (n/t) by Myke2007-04-11 11:36:55
  Silly question by AndyA2007-04-11 11:34:27
  Did you try putting a dollar sign in front of it? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-04-11 11:34:06
    Joke? by EndlessWaves2007-04-11 11:58:07
      Not a joke by smut2007-04-11 12:03:08
  Turn on DHCP and NAT. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 11:33:41
    I'd love to by EndlessWaves2007-04-11 11:57:12
Just had my first meeting... by FNORDer2007-04-11 11:13:58
Oh <rude word>! by chrisP2007-04-11 11:11:15
Death penalty sought for Jonathan Burns by SnArL2007-04-11 11:03:21
  Closure is a wonderful thing by DesertRat662007-04-11 11:06:28
    To me, that's a really odd thing to expect. by Esteis2007-04-11 13:43:25
      Not really by DesertRat662007-04-11 16:07:44
    Well, she's not family by SnArL2007-04-11 11:16:03
      No need to sink to their level. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 11:30:56
Mmmmmm....sushi! by SnArL2007-04-11 10:46:27
  Lucky b7. by Phoon2007-04-11 10:52:30
    Well...I got it in the cafeteria, so it's far from by SnArL2007-04-11 10:59:07
      Cafeteria sushi is approximately a 4. by Phoon2007-04-11 11:06:34
        I don't know whether there are any in your area by postaljohn2007-04-11 11:42:53
In the center, by hadji2007-04-11 10:39:28
  Nice, real nice :-) (n/t) by Snate2007-04-11 11:13:13
  Hehe nice! by hactar the uhhh2007-04-11 11:09:28
  In the center, (revisited) by hieraco2007-04-11 11:04:18
    Eh? by haemaker2007-04-11 11:21:07
      define:over time by robertltux2007-04-11 18:55:52
      I'm not upstaging you by hieraco2007-04-11 13:25:01
        Whoops, wrong sub-thread. by hieraco2007-04-11 13:26:11
      If the original song can claim that by hadji2007-04-11 11:47:15
    Hey! by hadji2007-04-11 11:10:36
      I'm not upstaging you by hieraco2007-04-11 13:26:46
  a-WEEEEEEeeeEEEeee drive sanity away... (n/t) by Phoon2007-04-11 10:54:59
If I save a computer virus to a DAT drive... by RetiQlum22007-04-11 10:12:30
  Likely to cause intense pain in your gut by EndlessWaves2007-04-11 11:13:02
    South Bronx Paradise! (n/t) by Phoon2007-04-11 11:15:17
  *covers monitor* by babywhizIT2007-04-11 10:18:18
Arbor day cancelled this year by DesertRat662007-04-11 09:59:44
  Makes sense. I would change the title to by Snate2007-04-11 10:06:12
    Even more sensationalist: TREES KILL! (n/t) by toysbfun2007-04-11 11:49:01
      We've known that for years by voxwoman2007-04-11 13:12:16
So I'mwalking my Sister through a Win 2K install. by techi8702007-04-11 08:58:52
  Some people are like that. by staticsan2007-04-11 16:30:31
  We need someone who does nothing but ... by babywhizIT2007-04-11 10:19:12
    Won't help some folks by Sterling_Ag2007-04-11 10:34:53
      Too true. We have thousands of web pages by wwill2007-04-11 11:11:44
        Some people don't want to follow instructions. by staticsan2007-04-11 16:13:26
        Print them out onto 8x10 color glossy photos. by Phoon2007-04-11 11:19:16
          "Son, Go sit on the Group W bench" (n/t) by postaljohn2007-04-11 11:20:36
            "What did you get?" (n/t) by etwas_egal2007-04-11 13:46:22
              "I didn't get nothing." by Phoon2007-04-11 14:03:37
                *moves away on the bench* (n/t) by etwas_egal2007-04-11 14:08:04
  If a Windows install hangs in the detecting... by RetiQlum22007-04-11 09:07:03
    I always perceived this stage as the check how lon by ripley82007-04-11 21:53:47
    Didn't hang and the last phone call I got was by techi8702007-04-11 09:21:30
      I wanna marry your sister. by hieraco2007-04-11 10:39:51
        Didn't you just move an entire continent away... by RetiQlum22007-04-11 11:36:54
          Oh yeah, I guess I did by hieraco2007-04-11 13:29:18
        I think her husband would have a issue with that. by techi8702007-04-11 10:49:39
          I think my fiancee would have a issue with that. by hieraco2007-04-11 13:36:48
    That, and establishing a monopoly. by mmell2007-04-11 09:08:36
Boxhead Level 100 - 3.270.000. by klaranth2007-04-11 08:53:45
  3,432,500 level 22 by AndyA2007-04-11 13:50:17
  Low score for that level. by AndyA2007-04-11 11:22:16
  Is that something like DesktopTowerDefense? (n/t) by ErniePi2007-04-11 09:51:20
    Clicky to Boxhead : by QuickGames2007-04-11 10:02:49
Pantheon of the Average Middle-Aged Ones by Hactar the Uhhh2007-04-11 08:50:30
  I am Leistico by leistico2007-04-11 12:32:44
  I may be a bit above average by wiredog2007-04-11 11:54:59
  I hereby initialize and invoke my new avatar by run.dll2007-04-11 11:33:48
  I nominate Klaranth by vectorz2007-04-11 11:02:11
    not to mention a plethora of other nicks I by Klaranth2007-04-11 13:18:46
  I'm something about the same by etwas_egal2007-04-11 10:41:36
  I am Hieraco! by hieraco2007-04-11 10:18:12
  I nominate myself as by lurker692007-04-11 09:59:35
  Oh, I hope I'm middle aged. by Tyop2007-04-11 09:54:43
  What if you only meet one of the criteria? I'm not by Dire_Lobo2007-04-11 09:31:42
    Bob just doesn't have any panache. by kahuana2007-04-11 09:57:14
      Bob is average. Unlike the sulphurous emanations by Dire_Lobo2007-04-11 10:08:21
        Where I live, sulphurous alone means nothing. by kahuana2007-04-11 10:14:11
    Compared to Great, you are average:P (n/t) by sgrunt2007-04-11 09:33:12
      <Deleted><Deleted>2007-04-11 11:38:17
        Moderated for breaking the horizontal scroll. (n/t) by Nea2007-04-11 11:38:37
        Ya broke the board!! by ToLazyToThink2007-04-11 11:34:07
        For me, you are simply listed as: by ErniePi2007-04-11 09:44:00
        You are listed as... Bob. :P by sgrunt2007-04-11 09:40:20
          My name is Bob. I have been a UFie for 9 years. by Dire_Lobo2007-04-11 09:54:51
  I am creating a by sgrunt2007-04-11 09:29:22
    I have referenced the diary in my list of Peculiar by etwas_egal2007-04-11 10:40:08
      Here's a reference for you by andyz2007-04-11 11:24:12
        Both of you forgot Online_Games. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 11:44:10
          Want me to smite them?! Oooh, let me smite them! by hactar the uhhh2007-04-11 11:55:34
            Humblest apologies by andyz2007-04-11 12:03:07
              *Hands RetiQlum2 the wand* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-04-11 12:17:34
                *makes wand of "deny everything"* by etwas_egal2007-04-11 13:33:33
  oh yeah..I nominate myself because by Hactar the Uhhh2007-04-11 09:15:19
    I dub thee King of the Pseudoundead :P (n/t) by sgrunt2007-04-11 09:17:34
      That'll work for me:) (n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2007-04-11 09:18:33
      I'll also declare myself by sgrunt2007-04-11 09:18:26
        Maybe we need to define 'Middle-Aged'. (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-04-11 15:51:11
        You can be a cleric or an acolyte... by Hactar the Uhhh2007-04-11 09:19:40
  By the way, the original is the by sgrunt2007-04-11 09:09:05
  Who else is in the pantheon? by sgrunt2007-04-11 09:01:02
    ooh ooh! Someone nominate me!!! by voxwoman2007-04-11 09:05:08
      If you are middleaged, then what is ChuckAB? by Klaranth2007-04-11 10:09:24
        *snort* ... Eh? Whazat? What is ChuckAB? by ChuckAB2007-04-11 16:35:42
        define "middle aged" then by voxwoman2007-04-11 10:21:27
          so your everything that has to do with old by joecrouse2007-04-11 21:11:41
      Starts chanting: by RetiQlum22007-04-11 09:09:16
        Nah, she won't eat your brains. by wwill2007-04-11 09:16:30
          ROFL by Treehugger2007-04-11 09:17:00
            Chalk one up for me. (n/t) by wwill2007-04-11 09:19:16
        I'll accept that title for the portfolio :P (n/t) by sgrunt2007-04-11 09:10:01
      I nominate voxwoman! by Hactar the Uhhh2007-04-11 09:07:11
        Wow, I already have the other Middle Aged Ones by voxwoman2007-04-11 09:11:07
          Being the oldes midle aged one? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-04-11 21:07:30
          It was suggested by by sgrunt2007-04-11 09:12:37
            Born to the purple, eh? (n/t) by Sharku2007-04-11 10:08:17
              Well, in purple, I am by voxwoman2007-04-11 10:23:05
                "He is at one with the table!" by talon07202007-04-11 11:34:35
                *zzzzzzzzzaaaapppp* Yeeoowch!! Watch it!! (n/t) by Sharku2007-04-11 10:50:05
            As in "The King in Yellow" (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 09:14:19
        I second it! by Treehugger2007-04-11 09:07:47
    I nominate kyrasantae because she asked by Hactar the Uhhh2007-04-11 09:04:38
      Pah! by kyrasantae2007-04-11 15:50:17
        I'm not a part of the Pantheon proper. by sgrunt2007-04-11 16:00:22
      Honourary member? You need to think of a portfoli by sgrunt2007-04-11 09:07:40
  I am Basher20 by basher202007-04-11 09:00:56
    *fires rubber band at you* (n/t) by williamashbless2007-04-11 10:41:07
Happy B-day! to all the b-day peeps! :) by garrinka2007-04-11 08:39:55
  Today is my son's birthday by thread_killer2007-04-11 11:45:22
    2^3 (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 12:19:29
      Nope by thread_killer2007-04-11 17:24:55
  <delurk>How nice. Will you please do the same for by Dire_Lobo2007-04-11 09:02:39
  Aww man I was going to post that! by DesertRat662007-04-11 08:57:14
    Thanks :) is almost time for BBQing :) by ihavebigpiranha2007-04-11 09:29:49
Lost in the wilderness: What would you eat to live by DesertRat662007-04-11 08:34:04
  Gopher by UGuardian2007-04-11 10:56:30
  spider probably tastes alot like crab (n/t) by gibuu2007-04-11 10:47:52
    I've got a friend who has eaten it. by Snate2007-04-11 12:17:58
    I have no interest in finding out. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-04-11 12:12:10
  *Eyes DR66* by OsteSpiser2007-04-11 10:42:44
    Donner, party of 40? (n/t) by Phoon2007-04-11 10:55:51
      30? (n/t) by dals_rule2007-04-11 10:58:49
        Donner, Party of 4... by Sterling_Ag2007-04-11 11:04:30
  Eating isn't the problem. by Havoc2007-04-11 09:30:01
    except of course if you are hiking by gibuu2007-04-11 10:49:26
  Haven't these guys ever heard of vegetables? by RetiQlum22007-04-11 09:13:36
    For most people, wild veggies are more dangerous by wwill2007-04-11 09:18:39
      The Amazon is filled with monkeys. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 12:21:49
        No Primates are native to South america by joecrouse2007-04-11 12:40:36
          that isnt true by gibuu2007-04-11 13:01:40
          Howler monkeys. That's just one. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 13:01:16
  You gotta do what you gotta do. (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-04-11 09:06:25
Poll-o-matic: Do you backup your backups? (n/t) by joresgump2007-04-11 08:31:22
  Yup. by Havoc2007-04-11 09:28:33
  1 copy to external drive 1 copy to DVD. Once every by techi8702007-04-11 09:02:28
  Some of them. by IByte2007-04-11 08:53:12
  I make 2 copies of archival backups. by CALL-1982007-04-11 08:37:00
Poll: Do you test your backup? by c3po2007-04-11 08:04:58
  At my old job we did... by classic_jon2007-04-11 11:42:06
  Superficially by smut2007-04-11 11:20:35
  What backup? by Tyop2007-04-11 09:46:58
  Yup. Ghost images - I've restored entire images by Havoc2007-04-11 09:26:53
  Those "verify data" tests have not failed by todAnthony2007-04-11 08:53:14
  After having a backup fail, by UGuardian2007-04-11 08:30:00
  Yes and no. by CALL-1982007-04-11 08:27:27
  Yes by SaylorA2007-04-11 08:19:30
  We do quarterly restore tests on all of our by merlin2007-04-11 08:16:29
    red sox, or white sox? by lux2007-04-11 08:57:02
  not really by joresgump2007-04-11 08:11:05
  no by etwas_egal2007-04-11 08:09:50
  Every time. by Avium2007-04-11 08:09:16
  Test? Test! what is this test you speak of? (n/t) by hieraco2007-04-11 08:07:03
Any action movie, made after 1989, is either by DesertRat662007-04-11 08:00:42
  cube, cube 2, cube zero by Nightwind2007-04-11 17:40:47
  Hardly ground-breaking news. by Phoon2007-04-11 10:57:49
    thirties??? by joresgump2007-04-11 11:33:44
  The Specialist ? (n/t) by klaranth2007-04-11 09:49:48
  Naw. That are all remakes of... by RetiQlum22007-04-11 09:44:05
  what's the criteria? by joresgump2007-04-11 08:24:54
  nice one by madjo2007-04-11 08:19:53
  Thing to remember, though by TheGM2007-04-11 08:13:30
    And Dirty Harry by voxwoman2007-04-11 09:08:55
      How many action movies are that though? by TheGM2007-04-11 11:09:35
  Alien is an action movie made after 1989? by AndyA2007-04-11 08:09:32
    Same goes for Terminator ('84)... by Sharku2007-04-11 10:41:05
      Maybe he just doesn't realise he's getting old? (n/t) by TheGM2007-04-11 10:45:31
    And King Kong? by voxwoman2007-04-11 09:09:46
  Counter-example by SoylentGreen2007-04-11 08:08:57
    Die-hard with snakes. (n/t) by TheGM2007-04-11 08:09:45
      Anaconda meets Airport (n/t) by kahuana2007-04-11 09:59:39
      on a plane. (n/t) by AndyA2007-04-11 08:10:00
        What about "From Dusk Till Dawn"? (n/t) by TheGM2007-04-11 08:12:01
          Lethal weapon with vampires (n/t) by madjo2007-04-11 08:21:34
            I was about to say Die Hard with vampires (n/t) by joresgump2007-04-11 08:23:02
              can't be Die Hard by madjo2007-04-11 13:56:44
              Die Hard with the undead? by SoylentGreen2007-04-11 08:30:07
                Undie Hard (n/t) by joresgump2007-04-11 08:51:06
                  Some times in English, a hyphen is your friend. by wwill2007-04-11 10:04:24
                    translation by joresgump2007-04-11 10:19:43
                      get it, nevermind (n/t) by joresgump2007-04-11 10:23:05
                        Yes, we all had visions of silly actors by wwill2007-04-11 11:48:05
                          Actually, Lethal Weapon 4 has some of that (n/t) by joresgump2007-04-11 13:47:46
                          I lied... by joresgump2007-04-11 13:29:52
                  Time to do some laundry. (n/t) by kahuana2007-04-11 10:00:17
                  It isn't Friday! (n/t) by SoylentGreen2007-04-11 09:37:04
                    work is a continuum... by joresgump2007-04-11 09:46:25
                  joresgump, you are fined by Hactar the Uhhh2007-04-11 08:52:34
                    huh? by joresgump2007-04-11 09:08:59
                      Just kidding bro:) (n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2007-04-11 09:20:30
                        :P by joresgump2007-04-11 09:23:40
                          Geek points returned :) (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2007-04-11 10:47:01
multithreaded coding question by etwas_egal2007-04-11 07:52:16
  Dynamically create consumers? by leonidus2007-04-11 09:09:40
    Hmmmm... by etwas_egal2007-04-11 11:02:58
  Have you thought about the el-cheapo solution? by hobbs2007-04-11 08:57:06
    And tried it, too. by etwas_egal2007-04-11 10:52:58
Poll: Do you make backups? by joresgump2007-04-11 07:50:03
  Yup. (n/t) by Ravenlock2007-04-11 17:12:05
  Qualified yes. by staticsan2007-04-11 16:34:24
  Yup, onto my 80gb toughdrive... by mrxavia2007-04-11 12:02:14
  yup, about once every month or two usually by Freakazoid2007-04-11 11:59:54
  Yes by dennismv2007-04-11 11:48:45
  Isn't this poll self-selecting its responders? by Nea2007-04-11 11:43:05
    that was the fishy part !!!!! by joresgump2007-04-11 12:05:21
  OHFERCRISSAKESTOPNAGGING! by run.dll2007-04-11 11:30:20
    not until by dennismv2007-04-11 11:49:20
    not nagging by joresgump2007-04-11 11:37:01
  Yup by smut2007-04-11 11:10:15
  Yes. DriveSnapshot, with Verify, stored offsite by Divinar2007-04-11 10:22:23
  Yup by SnArL2007-04-11 09:33:47
  Yes, not as often as I should. by Havoc2007-04-11 09:24:40
  Partially. Only the files I do not want to have to by kc5sdy2007-04-11 09:07:21
  always.... (hides computer) by lux2007-04-11 09:02:49
  Burned twice in my life from not backing up.. by todAnthony2007-04-11 08:51:14
  "Backups? by FractalEdge2007-04-11 08:40:31
  Yes by UGuardian2007-04-11 08:27:06
  Yeah - but its the backup device that died (n/t) by urbanmyth2007-04-11 08:21:03
  Absolutely by SSpiffy2007-04-11 08:13:16
  About every two weeks by SaylorA2007-04-11 08:08:11
  Only of my RAW files from the camera by hieraco2007-04-11 08:06:21
  I prioritise by TheGM2007-04-11 08:04:31
  Yes by axtheb2007-04-11 08:02:41
  Yes. by CALL-1982007-04-11 08:01:44
  Yes (at varying intervals) by leonidus2007-04-11 08:00:25
    oh yes, that offsite storage by c3po2007-04-11 08:02:53
  yes by c3po2007-04-11 07:59:48
  backups? by madjo2007-04-11 07:55:43
  Selectively by etwas_egal2007-04-11 07:54:43
  I'm overdue. Last one was February, I think (n/t by toysbfun2007-04-11 07:54:13
  Often! by mmell2007-04-11 07:51:56
  Yepers, I have a 60GB external drive at home by classic_jon2007-04-11 07:51:55
Eeep, I hate this game by WaffleKiller2007-04-11 07:44:42
  Sorry, I posted this by thejugglingking2007-04-11 10:22:52
  I don't get it... by lux2007-04-11 09:22:14
    I wouldn't know by thejugglingking2007-04-11 10:23:50
      promoting page hits by lux2007-04-11 11:01:50
    Lol by WaffleKiller2007-04-11 10:20:01
If Who really was on first, would he by hadji2007-04-11 07:42:13
  *stabs Eldrad, Rani, and Who, then eyes hadji* by firehawk2007-04-11 08:23:41
    Corpses? What corpses? by hadji2007-04-11 08:29:02
Pet food recall expands to include a Canadian by iarann2007-04-11 07:36:47
PIA:Query by tesla_koil2007-04-11 07:36:20
  Run by lheggland2007-04-11 09:03:12
  Pillow by axtheb2007-04-11 08:43:03
  I got an Aeron chair by SoylentGreen2007-04-11 08:15:03
    thats the exact chair i have here at work (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-04-11 09:40:39
      Then fiddle with the adjustments by SoylentGreen2007-04-11 10:24:21
  Slouch, and save yourself some pain by etwas_egal2007-04-11 07:56:47
    Fidget by ayteebee2007-04-11 11:23:47
    I've been sitting like that for years.. by Sterling_Ag2007-04-11 08:03:27
  I have heard that some people reccomend the by classic_jon2007-04-11 07:42:56
    I used one of those when my back was bad. by AndyA2007-04-11 07:56:31
  Check your posture by Didactylos2007-04-11 07:40:03
  set an alarm, get up and stretch every 30 mins (n/ (n/t) by wwill2007-04-11 07:38:36
    you do this? (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-04-11 07:40:22
      If I don't and sit too long, Uncle Arthur Itis by wwill2007-04-11 09:30:04
      When I was coding I got into the habit by classic_jon2007-04-11 07:47:21
      I go for a walk every hour. by jayfarm2007-04-11 07:44:26
My Dad is in the hospital. by classic_jon2007-04-11 07:24:12
  {{{classic_jon and family}}} by jpprater2007-04-11 12:10:00
  all available good thoughts, candles, prayers and by Dire_Lobo2007-04-11 09:06:31
  {{{classic_jon}}} (n/t) by Snate2007-04-11 08:55:32
  {{{ classic jon }}} by garrinka2007-04-11 08:17:06
  sends good thoughts (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-04-11 07:34:22
  May the good news continue at a greater rate than by etwas_egal2007-04-11 07:33:14
  much strength to you and your father (n/t) by madjo2007-04-11 07:29:34
N. Korea's Giant Rabbit Breeding Program Fails? by DesertRat662007-04-11 07:09:25
  Are you making fun of the Great Feeder... by toxin2007-04-11 09:15:45
  what about.... by joresgump2007-04-11 07:52:27
  That must've been one great birthday bash... by madjo2007-04-11 07:32:02
  Why does this not surprise me? by kc5sdy2007-04-11 07:28:25
  why now? by zoxer2007-04-11 07:23:33
    I heard it last Sunday on Wait Wait! by madjo2007-04-11 07:32:45
      forgot to make my point :) by madjo2007-04-11 07:33:56
    because by DesertRat662007-04-11 07:25:07
  beverage warning? by voxwoman2007-04-11 07:19:15
    I guess I just have a twisted sense of humor by DesertRat662007-04-11 07:21:33
When did hard drives back fuboo sounds? (n/t) by imrambi2007-04-11 06:57:08
  I prefer the *tuk... tuk... tutuk* by joresgump2007-04-11 08:07:39
    old? even some newer ones do that by Freakazoid2007-04-11 12:42:27
  Right after by etwas_egal2007-04-11 07:34:28
    But it still functions until you hear by Havoc2007-04-11 07:38:03
      Even worse is "*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*" (n/t) by Phoon2007-04-11 07:42:36
        click.click.click.click.click.click.click.click. by etwas_egal2007-04-11 08:11:55
          Who can forget old Zip drives? by Phoon2007-04-11 08:15:28
            I can't forget those Jaz drives. by kahuana2007-04-11 09:38:59
              Heck I remember working with Bernoulli drives by Sterling_Ag2007-04-11 10:53:19
            I had not one, but four hard drives pull that on m by sgrunt2007-04-11 09:06:48
              Strange. I have always had good luck with that by tully2007-04-11 09:26:57
Today's dilbert is so true. (n/t) by techi8702007-04-11 06:54:26
A new definition for silence by DesertRat662007-04-11 06:51:51
  Stop whining and do something useful. by abb3w2007-04-11 09:34:17
    It's already been covered by CNN by DesertRat662007-04-11 09:50:13
  What's your outrage? by Peace_man2007-04-11 08:34:50
    Just pointing out a double standard by DesertRat662007-04-11 08:56:04
      I'm not sure I understand exactly what double by Peace_man2007-04-11 09:38:03
        Once again you have shown your unswerving ability by DesertRat662007-04-11 09:44:10
          I suspect my questions have pointed out to you by Peace_man2007-04-11 10:21:41
            Staying the course eh? by DesertRat662007-04-11 10:29:28
              That doesn't seem to have anything to do by Peace_man2007-04-11 11:54:24
                It is simple enough. by BloodyViking2007-04-11 12:01:58
                  There may be a double standard. by Peace_man2007-04-11 12:59:07
                  Not just in the media by DesertRat662007-04-11 12:19:46
  Maybe someday Tu Quoque will be a fair defense. by kelli2172007-04-11 07:05:09
    As I see it, this isn't Tu Quoque at all. by BloodyViking2007-04-11 07:57:45
      Down here by DesertRat662007-04-11 08:01:48
    Nice outrage by DesertRat662007-04-11 07:17:17
      Do what now? by kelli2172007-04-11 14:01:27
        Inconsistent by DesertRat662007-04-11 16:15:03
          Has she been convicted in a court of law? by kelli2172007-04-12 10:45:20
      Not a former CEO, a current shareholder by vdp2007-04-11 07:28:42
        I already did and he's not a shareholder by DesertRat662007-04-11 07:56:23
          Getting rid of outstanding stock options by vdp2007-04-11 08:51:27
            Does it? by DesertRat662007-04-11 09:05:23
              This is how my stock option plan works (n/t) by vdp2007-04-11 09:15:45
                Yours by DesertRat662007-04-11 09:22:28
                  Not so much variance - if the IRS can set by vdp2007-04-11 09:36:29
                    In terms of taxes on assets and income, yes by DesertRat662007-04-11 09:47:27
              If it is like around here by hej2007-04-11 09:10:44
                Why thank you! by DesertRat662007-04-11 09:19:23
        Not true. A former CEO by BloodyViking2007-04-11 07:46:14
      That's odd. by Phoon2007-04-11 07:27:42
        You need to get out more (n/t) by DesertRat662007-04-11 07:57:18
  Agreed. by wabbit652007-04-11 07:03:16
Traumatic experiences in life. by kc5sdy2007-04-11 06:26:34
  my sincere commiserations by madjo2007-04-11 07:54:06
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by daswife2007-04-11 07:43:54
  Happy birthday! (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-04-11 06:56:36
  Happy birthday, kc5sdy! (n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2007-04-11 06:53:31
  Hehehe, congrats dude. :P (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2007-04-11 06:50:32
ATTN: JavaScript coders by FST7772007-04-11 06:18:02
  Although it's not a debugging tool by IByte2007-04-11 09:41:56
  A debug window, perhaps. by SlyW2007-04-11 08:47:14
  Whenever realtime screen output by EnzoMatrix2007-04-11 06:55:00
    Good idea but... by rafferl2007-04-11 07:53:17
Last will and autoresponder by voxwoman2007-04-11 06:11:21
  easy by robertltux2007-04-11 11:57:17
    End of line, message, and ... what? User? (n/t) by bwkaz2007-04-11 20:02:57
  For the autoresponder (aka. SOTM) by andyz2007-04-11 09:40:29
  I know how I'd end the e-mail. by toysbfun2007-04-11 07:48:34
  In this world nothing is certain but death and by iarann2007-04-11 07:14:50
  So how would that be implemented? by SnappingTurtle2007-04-11 07:07:32
    I think you would be suprised by SaylorA2007-04-11 07:17:17
    It's just another loose end to tidy up by voxwoman2007-04-11 07:16:56
      That would simplify it, then by SnappingTurtle2007-04-11 07:23:13
        You'd need to have a list of passwords by voxwoman2007-04-11 08:37:39
    A program that scans the local online obituaries? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-04-11 07:15:18
  Your message will be stored by Google by hieraco2007-04-11 07:00:30
  Life is just another phase to overcome. by Tyop2007-04-11 06:44:50
  "they're dead, Jim" by subbywan2007-04-11 06:40:30
  I'm dead. by Sharku2007-04-11 06:38:39
  "Could you please check on my cats?" (n/t) by esbita2007-04-11 06:26:43
  Error 666: Soul not found (n/t) by Gargravarr2007-04-11 06:22:59
  A serious one? Maybe by voxwoman2007-04-11 06:15:57
  "You got your wish. I'm dead. See ya in Hades." (n/t) by wwill2007-04-11 06:14:30
  "I'm dead" by subbywan2007-04-11 06:13:55
    What? Wait! by Peace_man2007-04-11 08:46:56
    May I borrow this one? by voxwoman2007-04-11 06:17:00
      help yourself :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-04-11 06:18:50
  "Sorry, but I seem to by sgrunt2007-04-11 06:13:47
Smile while you dive by Treehugger2007-04-11 05:55:42
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-04-11 05:30:03
Gratuitous prod for birthday wishes by daswife2007-04-11 05:06:23
Confound it! by Khaar2007-04-11 04:48:30
  Get one of those travel plugs. by Pic2007-04-11 04:52:35
The Star Trek apartment is for sale by shmeeter2007-04-11 04:47:42
  I believe i recall this story... by EnzoMatrix2007-04-11 04:58:48
    Let me guess. A *basement* apartment? (n/t) by kahuana2007-04-11 10:30:10
    It looks like it's the same apartment by voxwoman2007-04-11 05:33:13
      i dunno what housing prices are like there by subbywan2007-04-11 05:37:09
        $200k sounds cheap to me... by mrxavia2007-04-11 12:09:09
        Hah, around here that's reasonable by abaron2007-04-11 09:34:54
        I think that's why it didn't sell last time by voxwoman2007-04-11 05:45:14
          Gives me idea's what to do with by EnzoMatrix2007-04-11 05:47:18
  How much is shipping? (n/t) by toysbfun2007-04-11 04:54:02
    Depends if it has a working transporter (n/t) by nedludd2007-04-11 04:57:41
      And is completely self powered (n/t) by Baywolfe2007-04-11 05:02:08
stupid user comments by chaotic2007-04-11 04:37:15
  *proest* by inkey2007-04-11 05:09:42
    One from a friend a long time ago... by AndyA2007-04-11 08:03:23
    are we making fun by joresgump2007-04-11 06:31:29
      If there wouldn't be helpless users by zoxer2007-04-11 07:09:48
        That's just a variant of the broken window fallacy (n/t) by hobbs2007-04-11 09:04:52
        I am friendly to the users. by chaotic2007-04-11 08:03:16
        Disagree. With fewer of the clueless by wwill2007-04-11 07:34:01
          Why do you use insults for these people? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 10:48:27
            Because I can't use physical violence? And ... by wwill2007-04-11 12:19:37
              No, you can't by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 12:36:18
                After close to 15 years straight, and ten by wwill2007-04-11 13:00:04
      Yes, it only becomes (!) funny by EnzoMatrix2007-04-11 06:57:59
        You may lead a (l)user to knowledg by wwill2007-04-11 07:01:00
          to learn hurts by joresgump2007-04-11 07:42:37
            then they should pay more, by inkey2007-04-11 23:24:39
            First time through, fine. Ask me the same thing by wwill2007-04-11 09:35:55
              Why? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 11:02:59
            when you went up for your dirver's licence by madjo2007-04-11 08:12:19
              LOL (side note) by inkey2007-04-11 23:27:17
              I never had a problem with that by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 10:57:45
                that only works, by inkey2007-04-11 23:41:04
                I have incredible patience too by madjo2007-04-11 14:16:29
                So have I. I really enjoy teaching. by wwill2007-04-11 13:15:28
              I will sooo second the last part! I take by classic_jon2007-04-11 08:40:03
                Kids over ten are usually much better with by hej2007-04-11 09:16:27
                  nah nothing to do with computers by inkey2007-04-11 23:38:42
                  Agreed, and that age is dropping daily by peired2007-04-11 18:39:36
            Because it becomes very frustrating for us by SaylorA2007-04-11 07:49:32
              So? You are being paid to do just that. by CynicalRyan2007-04-11 09:28:17
                still, by inkey2007-04-11 23:30:29
*double-take* by UGuardian2007-04-11 04:35:28
  YES! (n/t) by Nightwind2007-04-11 04:53:17
  not really.... by bruanor2007-04-11 04:50:20
Bleeech! This coffee tastes like raw beans! by Rogue19712007-04-11 04:18:55
  Checked today's Garfield yet? by klaranth2007-04-11 04:31:18
  Enjoy! by Qcumber-some2007-04-11 04:26:51
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-04-11 04:13:37
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-04-11 04:00:03
Oddly phrased Term/Condition by toysbfun2007-04-11 03:58:08
  references previous boilerplate most likely by basher202007-04-11 07:31:35
  It says "including". by Didactylos2007-04-11 04:00:51
    Actually, having someone's email account by voxwoman2007-04-11 05:43:38
      "In the future" by subbywan2007-04-11 06:03:35
    I know, but it's like those injury commercials by toysbfun2007-04-11 04:08:57
so what advertisement is trying to run JAVA? (n/t) by Nightwind2007-04-11 03:39:32
.. OH, NO... IGI by Nightwind2007-04-11 03:33:42
  Or Stef sabotaged the backups. (n/t) by Allandaros2007-04-11 04:26:11
    I think... by madjo2007-04-11 04:34:30
      Or perhaps... by staticsan2007-04-11 16:52:21
Less than a week left by fitzso2007-04-11 03:16:45
  Good luck. by VivianC2007-04-11 17:52:02
  {Good luck and best wishes} (n/t) by classic_jon2007-04-11 07:17:16
  You'll be fine. by Silverfire2007-04-11 04:33:06
  Well I think you're nuts. by fudje2007-04-11 03:55:37
  {{{fitzso}}} by Treehugger2007-04-11 03:20:34
    I won't be in overnight by fitzso2007-04-11 03:22:00
      One of those by EnzoMatrix2007-04-11 03:49:53
        She is female, and gets something by klaranth2007-04-11 04:30:29
          *Asks innocently* by EnzoMatrix2007-04-11 04:40:11
            Just remember, we want pics. :) (n/t) by Havoc2007-04-11 06:46:35
          He already guessed the brains... :-D (n/t) by Qcumber-some2007-04-11 04:36:46
      Relabels bag as "day bag" by Treehugger2007-04-11 03:25:11
  {{{fitzso}}} (n/t) by Phoon2007-04-11 03:18:10
Sot - Question of the Day - M by fitzso2007-04-11 02:20:52
  Sot-"Let it snow, Let it snow" - M :P by garrinka2007-04-11 08:29:20
  Sot - El Condor Pasa - M by ttlogic2007-04-11 03:04:59
    SOT-*mope*-M by Phoon2007-04-11 03:21:32
MEOW! by dodrian2007-04-11 02:04:38
  It is one thing that your cat said that. by kc5sdy2007-04-11 06:29:00
  Q: How can you make a cat say: "Woooof!" by Cokish2007-04-11 02:20:42
    Actually, my cat did bark yesterday. by whybird2007-04-11 02:42:53
      So? Our family dog purrs. by Khaar2007-04-11 02:57:40
        My cat sighs by cptspith2007-04-11 04:27:15
          <Deleted><Deleted>2007-04-11 08:36:32
            Moderated for language (n/t) by hyzenthlay2007-04-11 08:37:03
            Mods. Language. by Phoon2007-04-11 05:24:33
              It is in fact exactly what I took out from the bed by Spisefisken2007-04-11 05:36:17
                Some words are moddable no matter their context. by Phoon2007-04-11 07:38:45
                catpoop by Cokish2007-04-11 05:41:06
                  I don't even use that kind of talk towards my son by Spisefisken2007-04-11 05:57:08
                    If you're concerned about "the proper words" by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 06:02:32
                      I don't talk latin. by Spisefisken2007-04-11 06:05:13
                        Aurum, I like it by joresgump2007-04-11 06:16:56
                        "Feces" is an English word by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 06:08:11
                          substance is a darker word by joresgump2007-04-11 06:14:02
                          Taken from dicitionary.com by Spisefisken2007-04-11 06:13:41
                            Not in polite company, and definitely not formally by hadji2007-04-11 09:01:09
                            If it's "nearly Latin" by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 06:22:19
                              Well I agree on the used incorrectly part by Spisefisken2007-04-11 06:26:55
                                There are several non rude options by hyzenthlay2007-04-11 08:39:21
                                I'd disagree on the "therefore" by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 06:28:55
                Agreed. by Qcumber-some2007-04-11 05:39:31
      poor postman... (n/t) by Klymer2007-04-11 02:43:40
        One of my cats growls at the windowwasher by EnzoMatrix2007-04-11 04:48:08
        :-) (n/t) by whybird2007-04-11 02:46:45
    and how do you make a dog say meaow? by Klymer2007-04-11 02:41:40
      How do you make a frog drink? by whybird2007-04-11 02:44:24
        Add egg, milk, sugar, and brandy? Frog Nog. by wwill2007-04-11 05:54:55
        IDGI by Cokish2007-04-11 02:53:39
          frog dring as in a drink MADE of frog (n/t) by Rogue19712007-04-11 02:55:08
            Ah. I need more cafeine... by Cokish2007-04-11 02:56:43
            s/dring/drink (n/t) by Rogue19712007-04-11 02:55:54
  I asked my cat to wash up her own plates. by TheCatMan2007-04-11 02:15:18
    *slap* by ihope1272007-04-11 03:51:28
I expect my car to emit one tonne of Co2 this year by etwas_egal2007-04-11 01:57:07
  I wouldn't worry about breathing issues by leistico2007-04-11 08:36:41
    I accept thos numbers as reasonable by etwas_egal2007-04-11 10:47:28
      I also accept my speling as unresonabel. (n/t) by etwas_egal2007-04-11 10:48:16
  Ooops. by ErniePi2007-04-11 06:05:06
  And? by oldphart2007-04-11 03:05:48
    That's 4 million lters of carrier and by etwas_egal2007-04-11 05:36:28
      Lots of O2 can be deadly by shadowboy8132007-04-11 07:23:37
        I fear hypoxia more since by etwas_egal2007-04-11 07:37:45
          You won't suffer Hypoxia by shadowboy8132007-04-11 08:21:10
            unless the O2 runs out, or I can't use it. by etwas_egal2007-04-11 10:32:50
    But how much of that by Didactylos2007-04-11 03:44:40
      Oh NOes! by Tyop2007-04-11 03:49:20
        Well, the code word is green by oldphart2007-04-11 04:07:59
          Severe and rapid? by TheGM2007-04-11 05:14:08
          Most important.... by Didactylos2007-04-11 04:36:20
    ah, but this is a natural process by skoopmanschap2007-04-11 03:26:42
      Yes, but the part everyone is focused on by romandas2007-04-11 03:53:14
        It also depends by suitably_vague2007-04-11 05:53:03
        You'd be surprised how much CO2 is released by Treehugger2007-04-11 05:49:32
          Depends on how big by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 06:04:01
            that's not planting a tree though by Treehugger2007-04-11 06:06:40
              Is this like by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 06:09:00
                It's not a tree unless it's over 2m tall by Treehugger2007-04-11 06:11:29
                  If they're tree seedlings by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 06:13:13
                    Nope. For they are plants over all by Treehugger2007-04-11 06:16:36
                      But I might not be by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 06:40:13
        A tree also produces CO2. by Yaeger2007-04-11 04:02:07
          a tree can nave bound more CO2 than it weights :) by dea2007-04-11 05:41:37
            Cows don't eat dead leaves. by Didactylos2007-04-11 05:48:15
            dropped leaves are only bound carbon until by Treehugger2007-04-11 05:44:34
              Depends on what the decomposers do with them by etwas_egal2007-04-11 07:24:25
                True. But they do respire by Treehugger2007-04-11 07:47:46
  Bad maths: 2.5 tonnes. by etwas_egal2007-04-11 02:08:03
Security Tri-fecta by MrTrick2007-04-11 01:50:51
  My advice by madjo2007-04-11 07:28:19
    Not to mention nigh impossible to uninstall by IByte2007-04-11 07:36:26
      the xp one is inbound only by Freakazoid2007-04-11 12:21:59
        So you'd rather let some "hacker" in by madjo2007-04-11 13:55:42
          nice false assumption there by Freakazoid2007-04-11 14:03:00
  Norton is actually fine. Did better than most. by Havoc2007-04-11 04:28:30
    norton? fine? HAH, I say by Freakazoid2007-04-11 12:11:58
      Yup. That it does. Memory and CPU hog. by Havoc2007-04-11 13:15:24
    That's not very meaningful. by Didactylos2007-04-11 04:48:41
      I have - no problem. by Havoc2007-04-11 04:52:48
        You should come here for a week to see by wwill2007-04-11 06:13:33
          Well, yes, there are issues by Havoc2007-04-11 06:30:24
        The thing is... by Didactylos2007-04-11 05:12:19
          I think 2002 was the last you could remove cleanly (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2007-04-11 07:01:50
            nope, had a royal PITA getting 2002 off by Freakazoid2007-04-11 12:18:19
        You just don't want to touch by GreyCrow2007-04-11 05:05:35
          about ghost: by Freakazoid2007-04-11 12:16:58
            XP only, but still, useful program! (n/t) by Havoc2007-04-11 13:16:40
              nope, it's not xp only by Freakazoid2007-04-11 14:04:14
                Since nobody runs Server 2003 at home by Havoc2007-04-11 16:10:00
                  If I had a copy I would :) by Freakazoid2007-04-11 16:46:54
                    A bit expensive. by Havoc2007-04-11 18:31:50
          Sounds like you work at a he!! desk, too. by wwill2007-04-11 06:21:36
            not exactly by GreyCrow2007-04-11 06:27:31
          Ghost 10 does indeed allow for offline imaging by Havoc2007-04-11 05:41:31
  Here's what I use/like: by IByte2007-04-11 02:58:24
    I have found that the "Spyware Doctor" by wwill2007-04-11 06:24:06
  firewall software by GreyCrow2007-04-11 02:13:15
    Everybody has a firewall by EnzoMatrix2007-04-11 02:58:37
      Nothing against by GreyCrow2007-04-11 04:59:59
        Software firewalls by Didactylos2007-04-11 05:15:22
          Defense in depth, if it exists by Concept2007-04-11 11:17:54
          Aye by GreyCrow2007-04-11 05:22:43
            Really? Then you must not have been in the biz by Havoc2007-04-11 05:47:04
              I do not speak of corporate issues! by GreyCrow2007-04-11 06:05:39
                True, if you have a good firewall/router with NAT by Havoc2007-04-11 06:41:45
                  Hehe by GreyCrow2007-04-11 06:58:26
                    We got called in to 'fix' a network of a client by Havoc2007-04-11 07:34:55
          My software firewall by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 05:19:50
            Sure by GreyCrow2007-04-11 05:23:46
              No by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 06:41:33
                Because NO software FW is better than a HW one by Havoc2007-04-11 09:35:36
                  Why is it superior? by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 11:23:19
                    SW relies on the computer to run it, by Havoc2007-04-11 11:42:48
                      My software firewall by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 11:59:24
                        Thats pretty much it... by Havoc2007-04-11 13:19:47
                          Okay, that makes sense by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 17:21:23
                            If you don't need a VPN endpoint, by Havoc2007-04-11 18:33:27
  Having just spent half an hour by Didactylos2007-04-11 02:02:24
    It's okay for me by MatthewDBA2007-04-11 03:38:29
    I know. by IByte2007-04-11 03:01:18
  Avast works well for me by hieraco2007-04-11 01:59:47
    There are also the users that click on EVERY add by ideur2007-04-11 03:36:50
      DOS 3.0 by hieraco2007-04-11 06:41:26
Attn: Nightwind by garrinka2007-04-11 01:12:40
  *nods* by Nightwind2007-04-11 02:11:30
    ohhh ! okay will resend :) by garrinka2007-04-11 08:14:56
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-04-11 01:11:29
  *wanders in* by wabbit652007-04-11 09:53:55
    Since no one else seems to be around... by Nea2007-04-11 10:39:37
      Thanks by wabbit652007-04-11 11:12:35
        *brings over a bowl with marshmallows* by Nea2007-04-11 11:36:57
          *takes two* by wabbit652007-04-11 12:02:17
  *wanders in singing to self* by Nea2007-04-11 09:19:21
    *urges firemite to bring over TAD* by Treehugger2007-04-11 09:27:30
      Beauteous? *blush* by Nea2007-04-11 09:39:12
        *blushes in turn* by Treehugger2007-04-11 09:51:25
          Okay then, how about... by Nea2007-04-11 09:58:10
  Good afternoon by vectorz2007-04-11 08:24:02
    *serves GAP* by Treehugger2007-04-11 08:32:42
  Okay...off to w*rk by Pyxidragon2007-04-11 06:25:32
    *teleports travel BAS over* by sgrunt2007-04-11 06:26:10
  Mornin' everyone! by kc5sdy2007-04-11 06:17:27
    Happy Birthday! by Pyxidragon2007-04-11 06:24:49
      Thank ya... by kc5sdy2007-04-11 06:31:22
    *serves birthday double BASpresso and tabasco* by Treehugger2007-04-11 06:18:13
      Thank ya... by kc5sdy2007-04-11 06:30:33
  *snags a mug o'BAS* by Pyxidragon2007-04-11 06:06:23
    Not yet by GreyCrow2007-04-11 06:09:10
      *snuggle-hugs* by Pyxidragon2007-04-11 06:15:42
        *purr* by GreyCrow2007-04-11 06:29:41
    {{{Pyxidragon}}} by Treehugger2007-04-11 06:07:28
      It's going. by Pyxidragon2007-04-11 06:15:09
        yay! Go you! by Treehugger2007-04-11 06:17:22
          ?? by Pyxidragon2007-04-11 06:17:52
            with all the trimmings by Treehugger2007-04-11 06:19:55
              Ahhh. by Pyxidragon2007-04-11 06:23:27
    *snatches mug but slides it back down the counter* by sgrunt2007-04-11 06:07:26
      *scampers after mug* by Pyxidragon2007-04-11 06:12:56
        How can you scamper after a mug by sgrunt2007-04-11 06:15:34
          No...I misread. by Pyxidragon2007-04-11 06:16:35
            Drink up, then ;) (n/t) by sgrunt2007-04-11 06:17:09
              That was the idea. :) (n/t) by Pyxidragon2007-04-11 06:18:54
  *teleports BAS mug to counter* by sgrunt2007-04-11 06:03:13
    SGRUNT SGRUNT SGRUNT by Hactar the Uhhh2007-04-11 06:08:32
      Hey, my name doesn't resemble a Great Old One's:P (n/t) by sgrunt2007-04-11 06:09:34
        Unless you're suggesting we by sgrunt2007-04-11 06:10:45
          Yes, we should do that:) (n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2007-04-11 06:12:37
            Can I join? (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-04-11 08:35:42
    *fills mug and teleports back* by Treehugger2007-04-11 06:07:07
      thanks muchly... *gulps BAS* by sgrunt2007-04-11 06:09:53
  'Ello by afterburner2007-04-11 05:41:27
    {{{afterburner}}} by Treehugger2007-04-11 05:45:31
      Thanks by afterburner2007-04-11 06:08:47
        I cycled in yesterday! by Treehugger2007-04-11 06:12:04
  Morning:) by Hactar the Uhhh2007-04-11 05:00:21
    {{{Hactar}}} by Treehugger2007-04-11 05:06:39
      {{{treehugger}}} by Hactar the Uhhh2007-04-11 05:08:30
        Owwwch. *sympathises* by Treehugger2007-04-11 05:13:11
          Hehe:) by Hactar the Uhhh2007-04-11 05:28:40
            not even for your bits? by Treehugger2007-04-11 05:30:20
              Well of course those bits! by Hactar the Uhhh2007-04-11 05:57:18
                That's better. (n/t) by Treehugger2007-04-11 06:02:41
  *Look out kitten on keyboard* by Silverfire2007-04-11 04:30:54
    *serves up TAD and gets more for himself* by Nightwind2007-04-11 04:54:26
      I was buying lunch by Treehugger2007-04-11 05:00:29
  Snowing outside? by XndeX2007-04-11 04:13:23
    Snowing? But that's silly! by Treehugger2007-04-11 04:14:05
      I'd rather have hail or a thunderstorm by XndeX2007-04-11 04:22:18
  hello by Klymer2007-04-11 02:42:29
    {{{Klymer}}} by Treehugger2007-04-11 02:45:24
      mmmmhhh now thats better by Klymer2007-04-11 02:48:01
  /sips TAD/ by Nightwind2007-04-11 02:17:49
    you go have some fun petal. by Treehugger2007-04-11 02:20:03
      as usual this came from a disuscussion with... by Nightwind2007-04-11 02:30:17
        Ever thought of.. by RyanBotha2007-04-11 02:36:09
          tropical theme by Nightwind2007-04-11 02:59:04
      Ooooh by RyanBotha2007-04-11 02:27:38
        *chuckles a bit* by Nightwind2007-04-11 02:32:58
          Great, thanks (n/t) by RyanBotha2007-04-11 02:40:46
            *serves blueberry pancakes to treehugger and ryan* by Nightwind2007-04-11 02:59:32
              Oooo...I'll take some please! by Silverfire2007-04-11 04:35:06
                *adds more blueberries to the mix* by Nightwind2007-04-11 04:56:25
                  *scarfs pancakes and gives a hug to the chef* (n/t by Silverfire2007-04-11 21:13:22
              me too, please by chaotic2007-04-11 04:07:15
                *serves up another serving* by Nightwind2007-04-11 04:56:04
                  Thanks! by chaotic2007-04-11 07:56:58
              *scarfs pancakes* by RyanBotha2007-04-11 03:12:26
              *scarfs pancakes* by Treehugger2007-04-11 03:10:38
                *gestures to firemites* by Nightwind2007-04-11 03:18:12
  *crawls in* by dagna2007-04-11 02:03:19
    *hooks up the BAS IV to the fort occupant* by Treehugger2007-04-11 02:16:57
      {{{Treehugger}}} by dagna2007-04-11 02:27:47
    *Aims a ray of happiness at the fort* by RyanBotha2007-04-11 02:10:05
      *absorbs ray* by dagna2007-04-11 02:29:19
  *staggers in* by drrk2007-04-11 01:56:44
    *serves a pint of water with refill option* by Treehugger2007-04-11 02:16:13
      *drinks* by drrk2007-04-11 02:18:56
        *refills glass* by Treehugger2007-04-11 02:21:08
          well many say that a fryup is good for hangovers by drrk2007-04-11 02:27:19
            *serves croissants* by Treehugger2007-04-11 02:40:30
              now that makes sense, thanks (n/t) by drrk2007-04-11 03:13:39
    Party?? by RyanBotha2007-04-11 02:11:10
      yeah, american collegue plus credit card by drrk2007-04-11 02:15:23
  Morning, treehugger! by chaotic2007-04-11 01:28:20
    *serves hot choc* by Treehugger2007-04-11 01:30:11
      {{{treehugger}}} by chaotic2007-04-11 01:50:21
  goood morning :) by Gouda2007-04-11 01:24:52
    Greetings by RyanBotha2007-04-11 01:30:28
      *waves back and smiles* (n/t) by Gouda2007-04-11 01:51:28
    *serves TAD and cookies* by Treehugger2007-04-11 01:29:03
  *Walks in humming a happy tune* by RyanBotha2007-04-11 01:15:43
    {{{RyanBotha}}} by Treehugger2007-04-11 01:17:43
      It's in preperation for tomorrow. by RyanBotha2007-04-11 01:24:29
        long island ice tea or real ice tea? by Treehugger2007-04-11 01:28:06
          Here is where we are going. by RyanBotha2007-04-11 01:35:53
            Where did my link go? by RyanBotha2007-04-11 01:40:45
              Schweet!! by Treehugger2007-04-11 01:42:35
                It's one of the benefits of SA. by RyanBotha2007-04-11 02:06:03
            *serves iced tea* by Treehugger2007-04-11 01:37:33
Todd Goldman's alleged thieving. by klaranth2007-04-11 01:07:27
  (Assembles angry, flaming-pitchfork-weilding mob.) by shadowsystems2007-04-11 01:41:12
    I'm wondering if my ex isn't masquerading by voxwoman2007-04-11 06:05:02
      Does your ex looks like : by klaranth2007-04-11 09:02:32
        no. (n/t) by voxwoman2007-04-11 10:54:32
    Light your torch, mount your horse, by Phoon2007-04-11 01:43:55
      It's not Friday! It's NOT Friday! It's NOT FRIDAY! by shadowsystems2007-04-11 03:25:45
        Okay, yeah, you're not quite right in the head. by Phoon2007-04-11 03:27:08
  Using plain text doesn't make a link by ToLazyToThink2007-04-11 01:15:15
    Using plain text makes it not a link by hej2007-04-11 01:29:41
      URLs are also moddable but not necessary in this by Snate2007-04-11 01:32:55
        And yet our corporate policies still block it. (n/t) by skern2007-04-11 05:06:13
        Trying to be on the safe side, since the last by klaranth2007-04-11 01:38:37
          No Way by Snate2007-04-11 01:39:39
            Just to show that some people are wrong by klaranth2007-04-11 04:28:16
    I think you meant not FYOSS but it's OK by Snate2007-04-11 01:18:25
      I don't have a FYOS by abb3w2007-04-11 09:44:50
Comment Board Trivia by count_02007-04-11 01:03:02
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-04-11 01:00:02
Frack? Been watching Battlestar Galactica? (n/t) by glitch2007-04-11 00:38:27
  I always thought it was 'Frag' by Cokish2007-04-11 02:21:47
  He *should* be swearing in Chinese. (n/t) by aix tom2007-04-11 00:57:14
    FireFly (n/t) by glitch2007-04-11 01:37:36
    Wrong series. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 01:03:13
      No it's the right series. ;-) by aix tom2007-04-11 01:55:35
        Yeah, that annoyed me to. by AndyA2007-04-11 07:49:32
        BSG == "frack" by voxwoman2007-04-11 06:08:37
          Isn't that usually "friggin' " though? by Sharku2007-04-11 06:44:12
            Anybody else know the words to by wwill2007-04-11 06:57:08
  Frell would be better. (n/t) by klaranth2007-04-11 00:56:04
  would you rather have him say "Smeg!"? by madjo2007-04-11 00:45:47
    Red Dwarf (n/t) by glitch2007-04-11 01:37:25
    Flup, or Tanj by admeralthrawn2007-04-11 00:47:08
Failed Drive by Rob82007-04-11 00:38:24
  So if I take an axe to your drive by IByte2007-04-11 03:16:47
  Also, why didn't Isildur chuck the ring into by live_in_aport2007-04-11 00:42:51
    I think by hunter_Q22007-04-11 05:42:19
  Stick it in the freezer! (n/t) by glitch2007-04-11 00:38:50
    Freezer FTW! by Myke2007-04-11 00:42:41
Can anybody reach youtube? by glitch2007-04-11 00:37:47
  Works for me (n/t) by bimkins2007-04-11 01:16:48
    Back for me as well (n/t) by Madvlad2007-04-11 01:36:04
  "Http/1.1 Service Unavailable" by Cokish2007-04-11 00:49:29
  404 implies you can reach it, by Myke2007-04-11 00:44:21
  Thailand has invadet us! (nt) by psc2007-04-11 00:42:35
  same here (n/t) by Madvlad2007-04-11 00:38:52
  404 here too (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-04-11 00:38:32
One more time--Happy Birthday, Romandas! by daswife2007-04-11 00:27:15
  It appears we share birthdays. I am not as old... by kc5sdy2007-04-11 07:15:33
  Free add on plugin for your birthday by hieraco2007-04-11 06:55:47
  Hyvää syntymäpäivää <|:o) by afterburner2007-04-11 05:39:31
  Many happy returns of the day! by iarann2007-04-11 05:32:24
  Love you too.. and thank you. :) by romandas2007-04-11 01:49:33
    Of course, in base 16 I'm only 20 :) (n/t) by romandas2007-04-11 01:50:19
      I'm only 1E in base 16 by shadowboy8132007-04-11 11:13:00
  Happy Birthday (n/t) by Yaeger2007-04-11 00:51:24
  Happy Bday Romandas :-) (n/t) by Snate2007-04-11 00:35:49
  Happy B'day Romandas! by FNORDer2007-04-11 00:34:43
Select info Phoon where post="DB"; by dennismv2007-04-11 00:20:28
  You would want to split one table into more... by dagna2007-04-11 02:13:51
    Wouldn't a history be better done... by Phoon2007-04-11 02:17:04
      A better exmaple of splitting... by dagna2007-04-11 02:20:07
  The one in the previous post is one to many. by Phoon2007-04-11 00:26:14
    If you add a date... by dagna2007-04-11 02:06:05
      Can't say I'm familiar with 6NF. by Phoon2007-04-11 02:09:07
        6NF is the one Cris Date invented a few years ago by dagna2007-04-11 02:17:56
          My book probably predates it then. by Phoon2007-04-11 02:20:04
            I am a data/information modeller/architect... by dagna2007-04-11 02:26:54
              What do you use for E/R diagrams? by SoylentGreen2007-04-11 08:36:21
    in oracle they are called by c3po2007-04-11 01:29:23
    ya by dennismv2007-04-11 00:34:28
  .. from ... by dennismv2007-04-11 00:20:56
Brilliant! by gctwnl2007-04-11 00:15:49
  nasty is a better word by skoopmanschap2007-04-11 03:24:20
    Why is everyone assuming that Greg stores his data by dagna2007-04-11 03:43:12
      Cos of the noises ... (n/t) by subbywan2007-04-11 05:12:40
        Just because the system is there... by Khaar2007-04-11 06:19:46
          Being a paranoid BOFH... by abb3w2007-04-11 09:22:14
            Being not so paranoid but tired of missing data by wwill2007-04-11 10:02:51
          true, but the joke isn't funny unless it is :D (n/ (n/t) by subbywan2007-04-11 06:29:28
      Greg? by FST7772007-04-11 04:56:15
        Can you tell I am caffiene-depleted? (n/t) by dagna2007-04-11 05:14:00
I have lost a drive or two by cristobal2007-04-11 00:12:28
  Both drives I lost were Maxtors by IByte2007-04-11 03:06:32
    ...but they were such a bargain!... (n/t) by skern2007-04-11 05:00:25
  i -WATCHED- one go once!! by BlueDog9872007-04-11 02:52:18
  My worst experience by ripley82007-04-11 01:28:42
  had also drive failures by c3po2007-04-11 00:53:58
  I've failed many a drive by Madvlad2007-04-11 00:15:20
    I've failed a lot of drives as well by Spisefisken2007-04-11 00:19:12
      The towel is very important (n/t) by Madvlad2007-04-11 00:32:33
How much does it cost to operate an electric oven? by Phoon2007-04-11 00:09:19
  Ovens are the least wastefull. by RetiQlum22007-04-11 00:48:17
    Not true for all stoves. by EnzoMatrix2007-04-11 01:14:03
  Hmm by Karl-Henrik2007-04-11 00:34:03
    I forgott, specs are on an average oven(from 2003) (n/t) by Karl-Henrik2007-04-11 00:38:35
      Is that 0.6kW *average*, or just while the heating by Phoon2007-04-11 00:41:57
        Exatly like it says 0.6 kWh the h = hour by Karl-Henrik2007-04-11 01:20:53
          kWh != kW/h. by Phoon2007-04-11 01:41:27
            I'm talking about kWh not kW/h. by Karl-Henrik2007-04-11 01:50:44
              But wouldn't kWh depend on cooking time, etc? (n/t) by Phoon2007-04-11 01:54:31
                Yes by Karl-Henrik2007-04-11 02:17:42
                Is the stovetop that enough faster to matter? by etwas_egal2007-04-11 02:12:17
  Would depend on oven model, power usage, etc. (n/t by Madvlad2007-04-11 00:16:34
  Well I have heard that toaster ovens are cheaper by cristobal2007-04-11 00:15:31
<nelson>Ha, ha!</nelson> (n/t) by Phoon2007-04-11 00:06:17
Mwahaha (n/t) by oedlan2007-04-11 00:06:08
Translations by Nea2007-04-11 00:01:02
  Spanish Top Post (n/t) by magicka2007-04-11 12:44:43
    by Magicka by magicka2007-04-11 12:45:37
  Dutch TLP (n/t) by madjo2007-04-11 00:43:41
    Door MadJo by madjo2007-04-11 00:45:00
  German Top Post (n/t) by Misel2007-04-11 00:04:18
    by Misel by Misel2007-04-11 00:07:42
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-04-11 00:00:58
  BOINC oddities. by Anonymous Freak2007-04-11 17:59:09
    That is really weird. by Didactylos2007-04-11 20:19:42
  record highs for CPU time and points by geopsychic2007-04-11 10:22:38
  Cool by mpking2007-04-11 06:01:30
    Keep crunching! by smut2007-04-11 10:08:58
  Congrats Ufie`s by sunfolk2007-04-11 03:01:37
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-04-11 00:00:03
  smarta3 / dumba3 (n/t) by josie_beller2007-04-11 22:29:41
  duck / goose (n/t) by sstacks2007-04-11 11:40:59
  MCSE than a MCP by todAnthony2007-04-11 09:32:15
  -live, -biotic (n/t) by abb3w2007-04-11 09:19:52
  Pot/Kettle (n/t) by daemon_poet2007-04-11 05:12:21
  sleep, wake... (n/t) by dagna2007-04-11 02:50:53
  an alpha than a gamma. (n/t) by etwas_egal2007-04-11 02:17:32
  anything else than a McDoof (junkfood) test eater (n/t) by jensm2007-04-11 01:44:55
  Programmer / CEO (n/t) by EnzoMatrix2007-04-11 01:15:48
  geek / jock (n/t) by admeralthrawn2007-04-11 00:40:12
  lover than a fighter (n/t) by Snate2007-04-11 00:34:39
  Rebel fighter / Stormtrooper (n/t) by Ascag2007-04-11 00:32:00
  Toilet tongue washer/McJobber ever again. by skippy-ish_guy2007-04-11 00:31:55
  I'd rather be an Atheist than a Fundamentalist (n/ (n/t) by FNORDer2007-04-11 00:29:55
    Ironic, considering that atheists by sstacks2007-04-11 11:42:08
      All religious views have a set of fundamental beli by bimkins2007-04-11 12:17:46
    Me too... and I'm a Christian (too). (n/t) by whybird2007-04-11 02:04:17
  I'd rather be a coder then a marketing droid! (n/t by Karl-Henrik2007-04-11 00:20:59
  Us/Them (n/t) by raptor_872007-04-11 00:18:49
  I'd rather be a doneky than an a** by Spisefisken2007-04-11 00:17:25
    I'm pretty sure so. by Phoon2007-04-11 00:39:57
  I'd rather be a napkin than a pair of underwear (n (n/t) by oedlan2007-04-11 00:14:34
    EEeeewww!!!!! by etwas_egal2007-04-11 02:15:57
      Confuseus say, Kotex not best thing in world. by Phoon2007-04-11 04:12:49
  father/worker (n/t) by krisguy2007-04-11 00:14:13
  dragon/elf than a potato by chaotic2007-04-11 00:13:12
  married man, bachelor by klaranth2007-04-11 00:13:02
    {{{Klar and Mrs. Klar}}} (n/t) by Snate2007-04-11 00:24:36
  geek, manager... (n/t) by Tyop2007-04-11 00:07:04
  popular idiot, lonely genius (n/t) by Phoon2007-04-11 00:06:15
    I even said as much, years ago. by Phoon2007-04-11 00:34:30
  I'd rather be a hammer than a nail. (n/t) by Nea2007-04-11 00:05:14
    Yes I would (n/t) by whybird2007-04-11 02:02:58
      If I only could. (n/t) by skern2007-04-11 05:15:07
      I surely would (n/t) by etwas_egal2007-04-11 02:16:28
  happy man, rich man. (n/t) by cuboci2007-04-11 00:04:09
  Winner. Loser. (n/t) by obi2007-04-11 00:02:01
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-04-11 00:00:01
  EminemhoseddownEFFandwasrichlyawarded by hieraco2007-04-11 00:01:32
  EminemhoseddownEFFandwasrichlyawarded by ideur2007-04-11 00:01:20

 

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