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Cartoon for Mar 06, 2007
Strip for Mar 06, 2007
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Attn: VivianC by emlaabs2007-03-07 12:17:53
Attn: minielim by Arachnid2007-03-07 02:21:46
What did you learn today? by purplepineapple2007-03-06 23:50:49
  Pregnant sows abort due to just about anything by oot2007-03-14 20:50:20
  Napoléon Bonaparte let favored guests use by rockateer2007-03-07 11:24:07
  Look like Guitar Strum Tab ? (n/t) by zrowkewl2007-03-07 09:19:54
  Hitting someone with a closed fist can hurt, but by glitch2007-03-06 23:58:32
  If someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em by glitch2007-03-06 23:55:34
  The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seco by glitch2007-03-06 23:54:59
    Such as a small, chrome sphere that flies by SouthpawPL2007-03-07 21:32:08
  I learned by fitzso2007-03-06 23:54:20
    I don't think LOUD matters to snakes. by Snate2007-03-06 23:56:05
      loud makes vibrations. The snake would feel that by subbywan2007-03-06 23:58:04
NemoHac has a new shiny by fitzso2007-03-06 23:21:53
  They proliferate. by fudje2007-03-06 23:59:26
    Heh. Not too much low end power... by NemoHac2007-03-07 01:07:59
      Sometimes I miss the 3.8L V6 I do :) by kahuana2007-03-07 20:16:18
      The one thing humanity has in common by rockateer2007-03-07 11:13:10
        True by NemoHac2007-03-07 17:34:04
  Nice car and nice bunny, congrats (n/t) by zoxer2007-03-06 23:36:51
  PINK FLUFFY BUNNY!!! by inkey2007-03-06 23:35:16
    Ja by fitzso2007-03-06 23:45:15
      I wouldn't let DR66 near it. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 23:59:35
  Do you know the steering wheel is on the by lab rat2007-03-06 23:24:26
Too painful to watch by ag_wyvern2007-03-06 23:07:43
  Yeeeouch! by RetiQlum22007-03-06 23:17:19
    Absolutely. I bet it was loud too (n/t) by lab rat2007-03-06 23:21:13
  *shudder* Sick to mmy stomache as well (n/t) by lab rat2007-03-06 23:13:31
    On that note... by raptillicus2007-03-06 23:14:08
      getting better. Still be awhile until I'm 100% by lab rat2007-03-06 23:19:59
*blink* by MrTrick2007-03-06 23:00:12
  But you obvioulsy Dune-now. (n/t) by hadji2007-03-07 05:56:52
Notation... by MrTrick2007-03-06 22:30:59
  Self-thread-jack by MrTrick2007-03-06 23:07:53
  Ooh, I'm taking a class in this right now by sgrunt2007-03-06 22:59:36
    Oh, get to bed if you haven't already by kyrasantae2007-03-06 23:17:53
    Fair enough. by MrTrick2007-03-06 23:04:24
  "->" means "tends towards. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 22:42:50
    Yeah, not in this context... by MrTrick2007-03-06 22:49:36
      * refers to the equation just above it by shminux2007-03-06 22:52:51
        Oh, oops. :-) by MrTrick2007-03-06 22:54:42
  (I'm looking at the MIT OCW site...) by MrTrick2007-03-06 22:38:23
    looks like x is input and y is output (n/t) by shminux2007-03-06 22:49:28
ATTN: Aussie UFies (esp those in NSW) by fitzso2007-03-06 21:52:30
  roflmao (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-03-07 01:33:51
Any German UFies familiar with Haba Wooden Toys? by j.butterfly2007-03-06 21:49:24
  found it! :) by j.butterfly2007-03-06 21:50:43
    workable click by klaranth2007-03-06 22:11:36
      there cute :) (n/t) by inkey2007-03-06 23:45:35
        I thought so too. :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2007-03-07 00:01:28
    broke my link.:( (n/t) by j.butterfly2007-03-06 21:52:38
Hee hee hee.. by MrTrick2007-03-06 21:40:38
For those days when you're feeling gray... by Arivia2007-03-06 21:36:40
SOTM by Nightwind2007-03-06 21:27:48
Before checking out of a hotel room by thread_killer2007-03-06 21:21:57
  Because you feel that you have been overcharged. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 21:45:44
  I dunno... Probably for the same reason that by shadowsystems2007-03-06 21:40:50
    and cause room rates to get higher each year (n/t) by Nightwind2007-03-06 21:47:13
      How so? by shadowsystems2007-03-06 21:53:58
        if enough people do that by Nightwind2007-03-06 21:59:25
          Oh... =/ by shadowsystems2007-03-06 22:02:59
            i'd like to ehar some of those stories (n/t) by Nightwind2007-03-06 22:15:34
              The funny ones, sure... by shadowsystems2007-03-06 22:45:12
                *laughs* by Nightwind2007-03-06 22:56:51
set status fitzso.nerves: Frayed by fitzso2007-03-06 21:16:58
  You should move here. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 21:29:48
    Surgery itself is not until April 17 by fitzso2007-03-06 21:31:39
      Three days before mine by DesertRat662007-03-06 21:53:14
        You're lucky. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 22:06:52
          Mind if I use this one on you ? by klaranth2007-03-06 22:48:07
            I would have preferred that to feeling that... by RetiQlum22007-03-06 23:06:37
        o.0 by fitzso2007-03-06 21:56:03
          Hopefully by DesertRat662007-03-06 21:59:45
            Hmm, no Peace_Man comment today ? by klaranth2007-03-06 22:17:51
            Oh good. by fitzso2007-03-06 22:02:09
              What? by DesertRat662007-03-06 22:04:10
      Make sure you take more than ten breaths :-) (n/t) by Snate2007-03-06 21:40:56
        I'm sure I will :) by fitzso2007-03-06 21:51:13
  {{{{fitzso}}}} by j.butterfly2007-03-06 21:26:04
    I assume so by fitzso2007-03-06 21:31:36
attn:radiowave1911 by Illiad2007-03-06 21:01:08
  s/1911/911 (n/t) by Illiad2007-03-06 21:01:29
    Too much Ordnance-Corner Illiad? ;-D (n/t) by DesertRat662007-03-06 22:00:59
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2007-03-06 21:00:01
  Set Phasors to Pun! by MrTrick2007-03-06 22:05:52
  Scientists break by hadji2007-03-06 21:16:42
  Put a Sivolvian "chinanto/mnigs" on my tab by toysbfun2007-03-06 21:13:17
    Just a wild guess, but by hadji2007-03-06 21:17:37
      I still need the paper to try to get out of it. by toysbfun2007-03-06 21:41:23
        go tripple threat (or quad) by Nightwind2007-03-06 21:50:52
My cats are wierd. by JustnCase2007-03-06 20:39:21
  My mom has catnip outside, and indoor/outdoor cats by josie_beller2007-03-06 22:56:16
  They are also high as kites. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 21:01:21
    Cocaine? by archnerd2007-03-06 21:58:33
      It's in the mint family, actually (n/t) by josie_beller2007-03-06 22:17:07
    64 true species of catnip by Nightwind2007-03-06 21:06:12
      My guess is that it comes from B.C. or Jamaica. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-03-06 21:21:16
      The one I have works pretty well. :D (n/t) by JustnCase2007-03-06 21:09:01
  Well duh! by themadkansan2007-03-06 20:43:12
    They are very picky eaters. :) by JustnCase2007-03-06 20:54:38
Argh! by Havoc2007-03-06 20:38:01
  According to the news, it was by josie_beller2007-03-06 22:19:33
    Ah well, best I did was match 2 w/no powerball. by Havoc2007-03-07 02:07:13
  I have tickets for both. by esbita2007-03-06 20:43:20
    They have one here with better odds. by JustnCase2007-03-06 20:58:10
I never finished that idea by Nightwind2007-03-06 20:01:11
  Here, or Texas? (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-03-06 20:32:22
    Here... by Nightwind2007-03-06 20:59:46
  The Restaurant at the End of the Buffalo? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 20:10:57
Sometimes I impress myself. by rogue19712007-03-06 19:56:36
  rogue1971, you are awarded by hactar the uhhh2007-03-06 20:17:27
    rogue1971, you are fined by sgrunt2007-03-06 20:49:44
    And another +10K Geek Points for by shadowsystems2007-03-06 20:23:14
  pliers, large sewing needle, source of heat (n/t) by Nightwind2007-03-06 20:09:48
  A pair of pliers, candle and a small nail should by techi8702007-03-06 20:05:32
    candle wax insulates by run.dll2007-03-06 20:07:05
      And? by lheggland2007-03-06 20:27:21
        My point is by run.dll2007-03-06 20:33:39
          I though you would heat the nail with the candle by tallastro2007-03-06 21:09:39
            Nice hot soldering iron. by run.dll2007-03-06 21:14:37
Is this the new "tinfoil hat"??? by tully2007-03-06 19:55:24
  He must think he's a fridge magnet. :-) (n/t) by MrTrick2007-03-06 20:52:02
  Eww. Why? by RetiQlum22007-03-06 20:38:34
  i'm trying to understand by Nightwind2007-03-06 20:13:37
    Alex Chiu Jr.? (n/t) by oot2007-03-06 21:01:29
    The magnet's purpose might be similar to the by kahuana2007-03-06 20:17:26
      'Cause someone once told him he couldn't find his by Havoc2007-03-06 20:40:28
Attn: Hieraco (and RetiQlum2) by radiowave9112007-03-06 19:22:39
  Forgot to include the link to what I am talking ab by radiowave9112007-03-06 19:23:30
Anyone know of a 'portmir' equivelent for Linux? by bob72007-03-06 19:20:45
  ttysnoop (n/t) by hobbs2007-03-06 19:41:39
    Oooh, better idea here: ^^^ ;-) (n/t) by bwkaz2007-03-06 19:48:37
  Might be possible if it's a pseudo-terminal... by bwkaz2007-03-06 19:40:34
    Screen is also a good answer by hobbs2007-03-06 20:10:18
Good grief, sometimes I hate men... by Bastetsmuse2007-03-06 19:03:04
  What's that on the table? by RetiQlum22007-03-06 20:58:30
  As long as you are civil to him, he will take that by Havoc2007-03-06 20:43:13
    Hate to say it but Havoc by Silverfire2007-03-06 21:33:51
    And it's boys like that (and female behavior)... by Phoon2007-03-06 20:52:16
  I think it has nothing to do with being male. by Illiad2007-03-06 20:09:47
  Speaking as a man, or at least a male by Astro-g2007-03-06 20:02:42
It was beyond brutal by notdeadyet2007-03-06 18:57:18
  No, they don't. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 20:29:48
    i think I got lethal exposure to cute by Nightwind2007-03-06 21:10:54
  I am the admin and webmaster for a firestation by todAnthony2007-03-06 19:54:58
    That's sad. Not a one asked about firewalls? (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 20:22:48
  My 12 year old hasn't shut up yet by thread_killer2007-03-06 19:04:26
    I, too, have a 12 year old girl.... by Bastetsmuse2007-03-06 19:09:20
      Can I borrow some valium? by thread_killer2007-03-06 19:14:20
    But when we DO shut up... by esbita2007-03-06 19:06:58
      that's because you always do it at the wrong time! (n/t) by subbywan2007-03-06 19:35:50
        We need to come up with a Law for this... (n/t) by maximumbob2007-03-06 20:22:24
If you are going to use my computer by voxwoman2007-03-06 18:35:21
  We used to call that "derfing" by josie_beller2007-03-06 23:07:14
  Ooh! Baggy Pants your husband. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 20:31:45
  BWHAHAHAHAHA! by SnArL2007-03-06 18:46:09
    Hmm by archnerd2007-03-06 18:55:48
Scientists break the light barrier by SnArL2007-03-06 18:29:47
  Not really by hobbs2007-03-06 18:38:29
    And about the only thing that it could be used for by kahuana2007-03-06 18:43:52
      Good heavens. by Illiad2007-03-06 18:44:41
        Douglas Adams did it first, you know. :-b (n/t) by fallow2007-03-06 19:13:14
          I'd like to see that strip anyways. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-03-06 21:17:43
          And then there's the Discworld by hobbs2007-03-06 19:49:27
          *lightbulb* That's where it came from! (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 19:14:28
        *blush* why certainly! :-) :-) :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 18:45:22
  Awesome! by fitzso2007-03-06 18:36:48
  excellent </mr burns> (n/t) by voxwoman2007-03-06 18:33:38
Somewhere, in a lonely hotel room, by SouthpawPL2007-03-06 18:24:45
  I earworm this song... by Nightwind2007-03-06 21:54:30
  Gah! Earworm!!!! by radiowave9112007-03-06 18:58:21
  9:40 PM in my hotel room. (n/t) by DShade2007-03-06 18:40:55
  The spirit is gone. (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 18:28:23
    Did you drink all of it again? (n/t) by raptor_872007-03-06 18:35:51
      Why is there never any rum? (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 18:36:14
    Nein, the fear is gone. (n/t) by hobbs2007-03-06 18:33:16
      That song is rife with dislyrics for me. (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 18:40:39
      The thrill is gone </BB King> (n/t) by thread_killer2007-03-06 18:34:51
  Nuh Uh by thread_killer2007-03-06 18:26:44
OK so now I have a decent puter by rogue19712007-03-06 18:22:06
  Get your computer wet? by arktus2007-03-06 19:44:32
    I think he means Water-cooling by DCTalk2007-03-06 19:58:04
      rogue1971 's a girl! (n/t) by Astro-g2007-03-06 20:06:00
  I didn't know you played golf? (n/t) by lab rat2007-03-06 18:23:03
    PuTTer, not 'puter.... hehehehe (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2007-03-06 18:27:38
      I like golf. I miss playing (n/t) by lab rat2007-03-06 18:28:33
        Golf should be good therapy for you by tully2007-03-06 18:36:19
          Perhaps.... hopefully soon. Not the only reason by lab rat2007-03-06 18:45:26
    :P~~~~ comPUTER not PUTTER (n/t) by rogue19712007-03-06 18:24:29
      Does it have a driver? (n/t) by run.dll2007-03-06 18:26:21
      Tiger Woods is a decent golf game for the computer by kahuana2007-03-06 18:25:36
WOOT! I received a reciprocation package today! by shadowsystems2007-03-06 17:43:13
  What is a 'reciprocation package' by Bastetsmuse2007-03-06 18:28:33
    He's sent a load of old DOS games to people. by krikkert2007-03-06 18:41:25
      Ah, and here I thought there was by Bastetsmuse2007-03-06 18:42:35
        Well, if you would like a set... by shadowsystems2007-03-06 19:02:07
          what is on them? (n/t) by subbywan2007-03-06 19:39:48
            (Demonic Evil Laughter) by shadowsystems2007-03-06 19:49:06
              You had Aces over Europe? by bwkaz2007-03-06 19:56:04
                (Laughing) Yeah, I hear that a lot... by shadowsystems2007-03-06 20:00:29
              good lord ... by subbywan2007-03-06 19:53:54
                *None*. =)P by shadowsystems2007-03-06 19:57:54
          Email Received & Reply Sent... by shadowsystems2007-03-06 19:36:39
Why are there still Gmail invites by toysbfun2007-03-06 16:59:31
  heck by confused.brit2007-03-06 17:06:43
    I've got 98 too - sent one this morning. by run.dll2007-03-06 17:26:53
    *flips confused.brit* (n/t) by krikkert2007-03-06 17:07:49
      <insert noise of surprise here> (n/t) by confused.brit2007-03-06 17:13:20
        *prods confused.brit* Hee hee! (n/t) by krikkert2007-03-06 17:16:03
      *defenestrates krikkert* (n/t) by oot2007-03-06 17:13:17
        Thanks oot (n/t) by confused.brit2007-03-06 17:14:07
          *refenestrates oot* (n/t) by krikkert2007-03-06 17:15:43
            erm, defenestrate means... by confused.brit2007-03-06 17:22:56
              Yes, I know. (n/t) by krikkert2007-03-06 17:31:40
            *puts peanut butter in krikkert's hair* (n/t) by oot2007-03-06 17:19:00
              *hangs oot by the trousers from a mast* (n/t) by krikkert2007-03-06 17:20:15
                *wasn't wearing trousers* by oot2007-03-06 17:21:08
                  *hangs oot in mast by skirt by person wearing trou by krikkert2007-03-06 17:22:30
                    *jumps down* *tapes krikkert to RetiQlum2* (n/t) by oot2007-03-06 17:39:58
                      Why do you two assume I'm wearing trousers. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 23:23:28
I tripped over the ottoman. by lab rat2007-03-06 16:54:50
  That's just twisted. by hadji2007-03-06 19:18:30
    could you explain that? by basher202007-03-06 20:21:30
      There was an episode of the Dick Van Dyke show by hadji2007-03-06 21:05:19
Happy Birthday, Ghana!! by Audio2007-03-06 16:45:55
  And do you know how long it took to pick the name? by kahuana2007-03-06 17:47:26
    *blinks* Really? (n/t) by lab rat2007-03-06 17:56:58
      Yup. They spun a top and everything. by kahuana2007-03-06 18:10:33
        Correction: The Belgian Congo by Silverfire2007-03-06 22:07:41
          I do believe it was a joke by Snate2007-03-06 23:53:16
        How long until Ebony and Ivory :-) by lab rat2007-03-06 18:20:42
  Celebrate what? by run.dll2007-03-06 17:31:37
    Freedom? by live_in_aport2007-03-06 19:04:38
    Were they better off under colonial rule? by Audio2007-03-06 18:42:53
Bloody Brother In Law! by RetiQlum22007-03-06 16:38:41
proof that stupidity is deadly: by fitzso2007-03-06 16:34:32
  True. You don't need to see the really gross by tallastro2007-03-06 18:44:04
  *throws Doug a helmet* (n/t) by krikkert2007-03-06 16:42:46
  Um, fitzso, you might want to reread your post. by Snate2007-03-06 16:37:03
    *rereads it* by arktus2007-03-06 19:42:15
    I laughed at that harder than I did at the comic (n/t) by toysbfun2007-03-06 16:43:53
    I think it works... by imperito2007-03-06 16:40:13
    oops by fitzso2007-03-06 16:40:02
      Automatic Freudian slip? (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-03-06 16:41:02
        So if you fell & got roadburn... by shadowsystems2007-03-06 17:32:21
          *blows a big raspberry at you* by fitzso2007-03-06 17:38:43
            My little brother calls it by shadowsystems2007-03-06 17:56:11
              Yeah by fitzso2007-03-06 18:19:13
    I find that typo quite amusing. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-03-06 16:39:37
Wolfenstien... by hactar the uhhh2007-03-06 16:25:34
  weeknight participation is spotty sometimes... by imperito2007-03-06 16:36:41
  ...It's rather like a random nuclear reaction. by themadkansan2007-03-06 16:28:26
    Y'know, by krikkert2007-03-06 16:33:27
      I think it does... by imperito2007-03-06 16:45:01
      You can join as a spectator can't you? by Snate2007-03-06 16:35:33
        Don't have the game, by krikkert2007-03-06 16:43:08
          After tonight... by themadkansan2007-03-06 20:39:43
        :D by fitzso2007-03-06 16:37:48
Black Box Crypto Challenge by MrTrick2007-03-06 16:12:06
  What does it mean when you say... by jpprater2007-03-06 16:40:22
    As in... by MrTrick2007-03-06 16:48:59
      Hmmmmm.... by jpprater2007-03-06 18:36:06
  SOMEONE's gotta solve this soon... by MrTrick2007-03-06 16:33:10
another DVD Question if I may,,, by Dad2tzk2007-03-06 16:00:00
  You need some kind of DVD mastering tool by admeralthrawn2007-03-06 16:14:23
  It depends on your DVD player... by MrTrick2007-03-06 16:05:04
Would whomever is sucking up by FNORDer2007-03-06 15:44:45
  Ah, bit-torrent... by admeralthrawn2007-03-06 15:48:15
    All the Science faculties use... by FNORDer2007-03-06 15:55:08
      *imagines sever chastisement* by MrTrick2007-03-06 16:28:13
        What if it's a girl? (n/t) by krikkert2007-03-06 16:34:21
        For some reason I just had a mental image of... by Sharku2007-03-06 16:32:02
      Windows Update day is next Tuesday, not today by admeralthrawn2007-03-06 16:01:37
Now global warming is blamed for the by voxwoman2007-03-06 15:19:05
  Cheap holidays in other people's misery. (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 17:49:07
  CO2 killed the prostitute star? (n/t) by rorajoey2007-03-06 15:39:10
  If the Dutch edition is any indication, by ttlogic2007-03-06 15:24:40
  global warming caused teh intarweb to die!!!11one by fitzso2007-03-06 15:22:13
  If the snow isn't there... by RetiQlum22007-03-06 15:21:22
    Pre-paid cheap vacation (n/t) by vdp2007-03-06 15:29:10
      and apparently, a plethora of "elite girls!" by snerk2007-03-06 15:55:45
  'We have hired students, by run.dll2007-03-06 15:21:13
    Good one! (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-03-06 15:28:21
    LOL (n/t) by voxwoman2007-03-06 15:22:13
DIE, SPAMMERS, DIE!!!!!! (n/t) by Snate2007-03-06 15:10:46
  Agreed. Nuke China from orbit. by UGuardian2007-03-06 16:25:07
    My problem is similar by Snate2007-03-06 16:33:49
      captcha? (n/t) by confused.brit2007-03-06 17:12:37
I must admit it: by sgrunt2007-03-06 15:06:53
  So you penciled in this post? :o) (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 15:23:12
    Only after checking the PDA... (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-03-06 15:23:53
      And cross-checking the hardcopy by krikkert2007-03-06 15:55:30
        Oh, he doesn't do the hardcopy thing by kyrasantae2007-03-06 16:58:17
Bizarre plane crash by RetiQlum22007-03-06 14:20:43
  Waste of a good Cessna by vetitice2007-03-06 14:37:01
  No kidding. by VivianC2007-03-06 14:22:22
    Remember the White House Incident? by DesertRat662007-03-06 14:29:45
      If you outlaw planes by run.dll2007-03-06 14:32:24
        Soon enough... by FNORDer2007-03-06 16:03:54
          Don't knock it 'till you've tried it, Bub... =)P by shadowsystems2007-03-06 17:24:25
        No, no... by MrTrick2007-03-06 15:36:01
        De plane de plane all outlaws must de plane (n/t) by lab rat2007-03-06 15:00:02
          :-D (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-03-06 15:19:12
          Welcome to Fantasy Island.</mr_roarke> (n/t) by rorajoey2007-03-06 15:06:25
        Only Al Gebra extremists will have planes? (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 14:51:49
        If you plane outlaws... (n/t) by Arachnid2007-03-06 14:44:42
          Forget it. by VivianC2007-03-06 15:05:37
RFC: Online code based file distribution system by Arachnid2007-03-06 14:16:46
  some questions by minielim2007-03-06 18:24:46
  What makes it substantially different from BT? (n/ (n/t) by vdp2007-03-06 14:29:37
    Many things. by Arachnid2007-03-06 14:39:56
That was exciting; gas station on fire by thread_killer2007-03-06 14:15:23
  Huh...it was a car, not the building itself by thread_killer2007-03-06 15:59:07
    Sounds like the tainted fuel scandel has... by confused.brit2007-03-06 17:21:32
      Only if they're selling... by themadkansan2007-03-06 20:23:03
    It seems the driver just bought it today. by farfalla2007-03-06 16:21:49
      It's on the news? I should turn on the T.V. by thread_killer2007-03-06 16:25:23
        No, I didn't squint enough. :) by farfalla2007-03-06 16:30:40
          Ha! I saw it by thread_killer2007-03-06 17:02:02
    Do all those batteries give off hazardous fumes by tully2007-03-06 16:11:32
      I would think so, but don't know for certain (n/t) by thread_killer2007-03-06 16:15:57
  whew. by fitzso2007-03-06 15:29:46
  I bet it smells like a runway. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-03-06 15:20:01
    Thankfully, the wind was blowing it away by thread_killer2007-03-06 15:36:49
  No boom today... (n/t) by imperito2007-03-06 14:25:14
    Boom tomorrow. Always a boom tomorrow (n/t) by poolya2007-03-06 14:50:48
      "Where's the Ka-Boom? by run.dll2007-03-06 14:57:15
My parents bought a new Vista laptop today. by Michiel2007-03-06 14:09:27
  Huh? I didn't mean 5 days. I meant 5 weeks. (n/t) by Michiel2007-03-06 14:21:44
  Sounds like an Acer laptop. (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 14:15:42
    Right in one. (n/t) by Michiel2007-03-06 14:22:06
      :-) I knows my Acers I does. One thing though: by kahuana2007-03-06 14:27:56
        it should have the cd key on the bottom though by Freakazoid2007-03-06 16:27:33
        Interesting by UGuardian2007-03-06 16:19:52
          Some models still include factory restore CD sets. by kahuana2007-03-06 16:45:12
  Ah.... by fiordhraoi2007-03-06 14:10:41
Someone tell me if I have this right . . . by hadji2007-03-06 13:50:37
  depends on how supple those mexican wavers are? (n/t) by confused.brit2007-03-06 17:26:51
  Group velocity: how fast a wave packet moves by shminux2007-03-06 15:40:15
    Correct. Much like a class of students, by run.dll2007-03-06 16:27:18
      Snap out of the grading mode, now :) (n/t) by shminux2007-03-06 16:40:10
  I think of it like this by voxwoman2007-03-06 15:29:19
  no**. no. yes. yes. uhm. pepsi? by kahuana2007-03-06 14:08:08
  Sort of correct. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 14:00:20
  Phase and Group velocity: by Ascag2007-03-06 13:59:23
  yes, no, yes and yes. by subbywan2007-03-06 13:53:06
    look at wiki by run.dll2007-03-06 14:15:46
      and then there are nonlinear effects :) by run.dll2007-03-06 14:29:34
        I hate it when my sinusoids get stuffy. (n/t) by Illiad2007-03-06 14:33:08
          <insert obligatory chuckle> by defdood2007-03-06 15:47:51
Core 2 Duo FSB Speed Question by Menetlaus2007-03-06 13:47:55
  If the board can handle it, go with DDR2-800 by Freakazoid2007-03-06 13:58:54
    What I'm actually thinking to build by Menetlaus2007-03-06 15:11:06
      ratios don't really matter by Freakazoid2007-03-06 15:18:55
        The way I've interpreted some reviews by Menetlaus2007-03-06 15:37:57
  Honestly I don't know by MikeCDN2007-03-06 13:53:20
Man crashes car, gets on BBC News by farfalla2007-03-06 13:41:47
  For that money, I'd expect a better paint job. by Audio2007-03-06 14:58:51
    For that money, by wheresthefish2007-03-06 15:12:54
  He didn't notice that the lights had changed? by hadji2007-03-06 13:54:24
    How *many* holes does it take to fill Albert Hall? (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 14:16:55
      42 (n/t) by oot2007-03-06 15:25:00
      4000, if you're in Blackburn, Lancashire. by Audio2007-03-06 15:06:25
  Phone for you. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 13:46:15
    Jinx (n/t) by techi8702007-03-06 13:47:28
      For the amount of times we've done that... by RetiQlum22007-03-06 13:49:32
        And that is a bad thing how? (n/t) by Sharku2007-03-06 13:50:41
          I didn't say it was a bad thing. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 14:02:03
  Someone beat you to that story by 11 hours. by techi8702007-03-06 13:46:08
  That's a 1.6 million USD car by subbywan2007-03-06 13:46:05
    That's almost 2 million Aussie by fitzso2007-03-06 14:25:42
      Which is why they're a good investment by run.dll2007-03-06 15:22:45
        I think he should be charged by fitzso2007-03-06 15:28:42
What color is 7? by hadji2007-03-06 13:23:30
  I have the answer but you wont like it... by todAnthony2007-03-06 20:02:22
  7 is an emotion, not a color. by admeralthrawn2007-03-06 15:57:36
  red, echoey bells, kinda salty (n/t) by oot2007-03-06 15:22:58
    I was wondering when you'd show up. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 15:26:39
  7 is purple by voxwoman2007-03-06 15:21:39
  The answer to all three: by rorajoey2007-03-06 15:05:08
    heh. (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 15:21:11
  7 is yellow by fitzso2007-03-06 14:55:41
  7 is both blue and purple. by sgrunt2007-03-06 14:44:36
  Have you ever tried to smell the color nine? (n/t) by dodrian2007-03-06 14:18:35
  5 tastes like paprika... by madjo2007-03-06 14:11:26
  Why was 6 afraid of 7? by VivianC2007-03-06 13:58:16
  I'd like to imagine pink. ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 13:53:56
  "My eyeballs taste like purple!" by jpprater2007-03-06 13:48:17
    He can lick his own eyeball?! by wabbit652007-03-06 14:18:29
    Sounds like a college acquaintance of mine by basher202007-03-06 14:06:08
  7 is dark gray by UGuardian2007-03-06 13:43:49
  Blue. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 13:40:08
  What is the sound of by sgrunt2007-03-06 13:37:02
    *Splat*, of course. by Ascag2007-03-06 13:38:50
  Are you a synesthetic? by Ascag2007-03-06 13:31:16
    Is your salary a female dog? ;-) (n/t) by vetitice2007-03-06 13:32:11
  When did you convert? by Peace_man2007-03-06 13:29:39
  Blue, sthree and whatever it's made out :D (n/t) by vectorz2007-03-06 13:24:43
SotM: Apulanta - Koneeseen kadonnut by kyrasantae2007-03-06 13:21:45
Getting my geek on by surfdude2007-03-06 13:10:17
  Most carputers use an exremely nlite'd XP install by confused.brit2007-03-06 17:04:44
  How bumpy are your roads? by esbita2007-03-06 13:15:16
    It's in an Astrovan btw (n/t) by surfdude2007-03-06 13:23:15
    I can shock mount laptop by surfdude2007-03-06 13:22:45
Anyone here use RegisterFly? 'Cause they is GONE. by Havoc2007-03-06 12:54:30
So how is that surge going anyways? by toxin2007-03-06 12:52:58
  No offense... by fiordhraoi2007-03-06 14:19:40
  It sounds incredible. by Peace_man2007-03-06 13:16:58
    The Air Force by thread_killer2007-03-06 15:23:53
      Well said, T_K. (n/t) by Ravenlock2007-03-06 20:00:14
        What it all ulitmately comes down to is this: by thread_killer2007-03-06 20:40:46
      Now why the H4 by esbita2007-03-06 19:27:25
        A few reasons by thread_killer2007-03-06 19:35:25
          Neither is much of what's on the news channels by esbita2007-03-06 20:08:23
      Post of the week. Possibly the month. (n/t) by kelli2172007-03-06 15:44:54
        Agreed. (n/t) by Sharku2007-03-06 15:57:01
    Because airplanes are cooler... by imperito2007-03-06 14:17:19
    Downsize? by psyop2007-03-06 14:04:48
      The US Army is, by lheggland2007-03-06 17:32:10
        s/service face/services are facing by lheggland2007-03-06 17:34:13
      Now, not then. Then it was downsizing. (n/t) by toxin2007-03-06 14:37:11
    Neocon philosophy. Like privatizing highly by toxin2007-03-06 13:58:41
      Oh, and I forgot to remind you by lheggland2007-03-06 17:50:14
        We are in the midst of by thread_killer2007-03-06 18:17:30
          Oh I know, by lheggland2007-03-06 18:43:00
            I thought you were still on active duty by thread_killer2007-03-06 18:51:00
              No, I am USNR now. by lheggland2007-03-06 20:11:37
      Hate to break it to you, by lheggland2007-03-06 17:45:26
        I have some inside info on Walter Reed by thread_killer2007-03-06 18:00:35
  Great. Thanks for asking. by VivianC2007-03-06 13:07:47
    Yes, the American Army has asked and received by toxin2007-03-06 14:33:22
  Things look promising by DesertRat662007-03-06 13:07:30
    It's still early, though. by fitzso2007-03-06 15:40:09
    You know what they call messengers who by toxin2007-03-06 14:21:30
      You should learn to read the background material by DesertRat662007-03-06 14:36:54
        In terms of Benchmarks... by toxin2007-03-06 15:08:51
          Date of my quote? Heck it was YOUR source! by DesertRat662007-03-06 18:12:05
            Today: by toxin2007-03-06 21:23:26
              And? by DesertRat662007-03-06 22:08:26
    Do you have any objective measures by Peace_man2007-03-06 13:14:28
      Nor does it take much to claim failure. by jdelphiki2007-03-06 14:05:03
        Well, as for failure... by Peace_man2007-03-06 15:29:42
          Without objective measures, what value a surge? by toxin2007-03-06 15:56:31
Mouse Gestures for FF2.0.0.2 by vetitice2007-03-06 12:52:39
  Rocker gestures is an option by Astro-g2007-03-06 21:01:12
  perhaps I am misunderstanding by minielim2007-03-06 14:30:56
  Have they managed to get the by krikkert2007-03-06 13:20:12
    No idea. I usually get that by accident :"> (n/t) by vetitice2007-03-06 13:23:43
      Correction. Roll down is scroll through history. by vetitice2007-03-06 13:26:50
Urrnnnnnnnngh!!!!!! by kyrasantae2007-03-06 12:36:10
  Show us the proof! by VivianC2007-03-06 12:40:05
    Not *that* kind of arts by kyrasantae2007-03-06 12:50:23
      Is it just because you have a personality? by VivianC2007-03-06 12:59:16
        It's because I can't figure out a literature paper by kyrasantae2007-03-06 13:08:58
          yeah, something weird happens by voxwoman2007-03-06 13:21:12
            I'm in a comparative literature class by kyrasantae2007-03-06 13:34:16
              no, I think that's how we did it in the SF class, by voxwoman2007-03-06 15:37:46
              Depends on who your audience is. by rorajoey2007-03-06 14:58:35
            Come on, you're not that old. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 13:23:51
        That is a grossly unfair stereotype! by hyzenthlay2007-03-06 13:02:59
          Here's one... by VivianC2007-03-06 13:06:00
            I love that one! (n/t) by hyzenthlay2007-03-06 13:08:49
Attn: klaranth or klar_at_work by jpprater2007-03-06 12:31:26
  you're not the only one... by madjo2007-03-06 14:13:54
I think the best solution to make sure that we're by hadji2007-03-06 12:28:44
  DST is as big of a deal as Y2K was... by todAnthony2007-03-06 20:06:17
  When IS the new DST date? by voxwoman2007-03-06 12:44:59
    March 11. (n/t) by subbywan2007-03-06 13:00:58
    yes it is. I looked at my new calendar by voxwoman2007-03-06 12:45:37
  Or Saskatchewan... (n/t) by Rattler2007-03-06 12:38:39
    Or Hawaii... (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2007-03-06 12:44:04
Just got my performance appraisal by basher202007-03-06 12:22:56
  Sounds good to me! by hieraco2007-03-06 12:28:46
    what were you doing... by defdood2007-03-06 12:42:50
      Scratching my head wondering where the heck by hieraco2007-03-06 12:48:45
  possibly even a promotion by Imp2007-03-06 12:25:56
    oh - I thought you said universal consultant by Dire_Lobo2007-03-06 12:29:08
Salary question for you all by joecrouse2007-03-06 12:21:54
  Sub topic by joecrouse2007-03-06 15:55:42
    That last one kills it. by esbita2007-03-06 17:58:34
    My advice is to not take the job. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 16:52:12
  Counter with $12/hr for *just* the "break" part :) (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 13:21:48
  I would say ask for more and they legally by classic_jon2007-03-06 13:20:29
    No, that will cover it for anything short of a... by RetiQlum22007-03-06 13:27:12
      I just remember driving my old Mazda by classic_jon2007-03-06 13:36:29
        with Qualxserve I put in almost 8 thousand by joecrouse2007-03-06 13:48:06
          erk.. I hope you get good gas milage (n/t) by classic_jon2007-03-06 14:28:57
            31 on the highway not to bad on a 20 year old car by joecrouse2007-03-06 14:48:00
              In the mazda I got almost that and the truck by classic_jon2007-03-06 15:42:03
    .44 is the fed standard for mileage by Havoc2007-03-06 13:23:29
      i was getting 39 cents a mile with by joecrouse2007-03-06 13:47:29
      When I was working for Sprint I remember being by classic_jon2007-03-06 13:27:07
  Yo JOE! Sen me your resume by airborneric2007-03-06 13:18:03
    Sure thing by joecrouse2007-03-06 13:46:43
      sent (n/t) by joecrouse2007-03-06 13:53:26
  Oh god yes! by lex_icon2007-03-06 13:05:48
    Your also a girl whos built like a brick out house by joecrouse2007-03-06 13:49:17
  Oh, another question -= by voxwoman2007-03-06 12:57:35
    yes I would be useing my own vehicle (n/t) by joecrouse2007-03-06 13:02:12
      15 with the PROMISE (swearing on the life by voxwoman2007-03-06 13:08:22
        What she said. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 13:11:01
          Regional wages are very variable by voxwoman2007-03-06 13:15:08
            Central MD - rockville area - Macys = $12/hr by Havoc2007-03-06 13:16:51
  It sounds about half or less than by voxwoman2007-03-06 12:46:45
  Where? by mmell2007-03-06 12:34:31
    1350 an hour for the Delaware MD by joecrouse2007-03-06 12:35:36
      Okay, I don't know the economy there, but... by mmell2007-03-06 12:41:16
        Ive never made that much a year before by joecrouse2007-03-06 12:46:42
          But that's no reason to sell yourself short by voxwoman2007-03-06 12:54:04
            Ive already got the job by joecrouse2007-03-06 13:01:39
              yeah, if they approved it in 5 minutes by voxwoman2007-03-06 13:11:31
                Just talked to her she said cant go any higher by joecrouse2007-03-06 13:44:53
          I don't know what the economy is like near you by voxwoman2007-03-06 12:51:50
            (ponders the commute to Jersey seriously by joecrouse2007-03-06 13:05:23
              Dude. Move to Rockville. by Havoc2007-03-06 13:19:41
                Cant move easily and by joecrouse2007-03-06 13:42:37
                Don't go back to Rockville. by vetitice2007-03-06 13:31:01
              How about D.C.? by RetiQlum22007-03-06 13:13:58
                had an oportunity through a Ufie here by joecrouse2007-03-06 13:35:25
                  Don't ask about salary. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 13:44:46
              you'd be wearing through a car in about 18 by voxwoman2007-03-06 13:10:18
      13.50 rather. by joecrouse2007-03-06 12:36:26
        That's close to my base wage by esbita2007-03-06 12:39:47
  The mileage is federally mandated by Havoc2007-03-06 12:28:05
    Except in universities, it seems by Nath32007-03-06 12:30:13
    I just negotiated up to $13.50 (n/t) by joecrouse2007-03-06 12:29:16
      Didn't you say $16... by esbita2007-03-06 12:38:04
        Its what id like I MIGHT beable to live with 13.50 by joecrouse2007-03-06 12:40:20
          Listen to what they are saying by surfdude2007-03-06 13:02:32
          And while I think you should ask for more, by Havoc2007-03-06 13:01:13
            To me its just a hold over stop till I can by joecrouse2007-03-06 13:04:05
  It's rather low. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 12:24:24
    Not to mention they should be paying you... by RetiQlum22007-03-06 12:25:40
    For basicaly replacing motherboards by joecrouse2007-03-06 12:25:09
      yep by voxwoman2007-03-06 12:55:20
        Its not a skill on a dell by joecrouse2007-03-06 13:03:09
          Then why you ask here? by zoxer2007-03-06 13:34:38
            Techno copetence is not having to ask by joecrouse2007-03-06 13:44:18
  I did this for Banctec here in Dallas. by kc5sdy2007-03-06 12:23:44
    no this is by the hour by joecrouse2007-03-06 12:24:34
      Either way, I doubt it will add up right. (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-03-06 12:28:55
Help! Need pix of technology geeks by notdeadyet2007-03-06 12:21:41
  You want pictures of... by kelli2172007-03-06 15:55:55
  how about sexy Bill Gates? by chijik2007-03-06 15:13:53
  Take your pick. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 13:20:17
    "I wear my sunglasses at night!!" (n/t) by joecrouse2007-03-06 14:19:15
  There's a pic of me in my diary by lex_icon2007-03-06 13:08:55
    (Laughing merrily) by shadowsystems2007-03-06 17:50:20
  Nevermind. Found it. (n/t) by notdeadyet2007-03-06 12:40:56
  You want a pic of me? by imrambi2007-03-06 12:26:39
  Richard Nixon. He invented the internet! by Dire_Lobo2007-03-06 12:26:12
Remember when kids threw spitballs in class? by SnArL2007-03-06 12:09:09
  Oh, get over the whole "innocence lost" thing by ixeian2007-03-06 12:38:17
    I was aware today's children...copulate. by toysbfun2007-03-06 12:44:31
      With as much endorsement they get for it by todAnthony2007-03-06 13:20:33
        Ah yes, blame the media and pop culture by ixeian2007-03-06 13:40:58
          I know I know by todAnthony2007-03-06 19:08:59
          They're the stimulus... by fiordhraoi2007-03-06 14:09:40
          *pets ixeian* (n/t) by krikkert2007-03-06 13:42:21
            Ah, the patented condescending krikkert petting by ixeian2007-03-06 13:51:23
              You should. by krikkert2007-03-06 14:11:44
                As a matter of fact, yes by ixeian2007-03-06 14:52:42
                  Oh, I fully understand that. by krikkert2007-03-06 15:03:45
                    Well, good luck with the search ;-) (n/t) by ixeian2007-03-06 15:15:24
    We're well aware it happens. by esbita2007-03-06 12:42:01
      Like I said, it's the situation at the school that by ixeian2007-03-06 13:14:54
  Ten students were witnesses... by esbita2007-03-06 12:18:23
    This was a shop class, there may be a reason. by AndyA2007-03-06 12:27:31
      You can get away with a lot in a wielding booth. (n/t) by lheggland2007-03-06 12:30:18
        Or the smelting room by joecrouse2007-03-06 12:38:54
        But ten or more kids watching? In total silence? ( (n/t) by Sharku2007-03-06 12:32:50
          10 witnessed it, doesn't mean they were all by jeff_uk2007-03-06 14:07:28
          They were good students by subbywan2007-03-06 12:40:57
            Dang you subbywan!!! by Sharku2007-03-06 12:46:21
              Isn't shop class all about by esbita2007-03-06 12:58:43
                I don't know, for us it was about... by Sharku2007-03-06 13:07:06
                  with the "coming out" of fetishes by subbywan2007-03-06 13:26:08
                    *ponders Fun With Strong Magnets* (n/t) by esbita2007-03-06 13:31:20
                      They have those for *rings by subbywan2007-03-06 13:43:04
                        I know. by esbita2007-03-06 15:46:34
                          you tease .. :P (n/t) by subbywan2007-03-06 15:51:49
                      Thinkgeek has two sets of neodymium magnets... by Sharku2007-03-06 13:33:57
                It's more about getting tab a into slot b by subbywan2007-03-06 13:00:14
          It could be a noisy room. (n/t) by AndyA2007-03-06 12:37:03
          Stunned silence (n/t) by toysbfun2007-03-06 12:36:45
  o_< (n/t/twitch) by toysbfun2007-03-06 12:17:12
  O.O by fitzso2007-03-06 12:15:50
  First of all... by secris2007-03-06 12:14:39
    Fired? Blacklisted? Not with teacher unions. by esbita2007-03-06 12:24:26
      I'd want the powers that be blacklisted by lex_icon2007-03-06 13:16:31
        Such is the case with school adminstrators by esbita2007-03-06 13:18:51
OMGWTFLOLBBQ - Psychic Llamas! by hieraco2007-03-06 12:05:55
Webdevelopers: Need opinions and error hunting by classic_jon2007-03-06 11:20:22
  Thank you all VERY much!! I sent that info by classic_jon2007-03-06 13:06:38
  Awkward wording by SnappingTurtle2007-03-06 11:53:16
  I am going to add: that the order by phone by classic_jon2007-03-06 11:51:34
  Directory browsing is on by SnappingTurtle2007-03-06 11:50:57
  Many images lacking ALT text by SnappingTurtle2007-03-06 11:47:55
  I think the 3rd line in the source says it all: by UGuardian2007-03-06 11:44:22
  Having perused the web site... by SnappingTurtle2007-03-06 11:37:24
    Sounds like your typical MLM mumbo-jumbo to me. :) (n/t) by Scirocco2007-03-06 11:40:25
  OMG. by Didactylos2007-03-06 11:35:33
    Knowing the fact that my brother was by classic_jon2007-03-06 11:42:24
  "Contact Us" tab doesn't... by SnappingTurtle2007-03-06 11:33:45
  Everything is crammed to the left side by SnappingTurtle2007-03-06 11:24:41
    The bottom four panels by fitzso2007-03-06 11:55:40
    Thanks, I appreciate it quite a bit :) (n/t) by classic_jon2007-03-06 11:32:45
      Actually, thank you by SnappingTurtle2007-03-06 11:53:57
        Trust me, this is 300% better than it was... :-/ (n/t) by classic_jon2007-03-06 11:57:58
Yes, computers work better with one of those... by kc5sdy2007-03-06 11:14:44
  Tends to help, yeah... by imperito2007-03-06 11:19:11
    We have no idea where this system came from by kc5sdy2007-03-06 11:21:30
Invoke Uficle: Adding HD to Dell Optiplex 260 by jdelphiki2007-03-06 11:13:53
  Here is the docs for the box by Havoc2007-03-06 12:53:35
  If you go the ghost route. by lheggland2007-03-06 11:55:23
    This is likely the better choice by Havoc2007-03-06 12:34:31
      Why Hot-backup? by Menetlaus2007-03-06 13:22:14
        I mis-spoke. shelf-backup. :) by Havoc2007-03-06 13:31:28
  The existing HD has a skinny blue cable by Havoc2007-03-06 11:44:02
    Cool by jdelphiki2007-03-06 11:50:04
      Ours had spare rails on the side of the chassi by Havoc2007-03-06 12:33:33
        I bought a cheap add-on cage... by jdelphiki2007-03-06 13:53:28
      Get some drive rails. by joecrouse2007-03-06 11:57:44
UFie Poll of the Moment by BloodyViking2007-03-06 11:11:33
  compost it. (n/t) by distaff2007-03-06 12:38:46
  Put it in the cat litter box by hieraco2007-03-06 11:54:46
    That's an interesting idea. by staticsan2007-03-06 14:52:23
  Flush it (n/t) by oot2007-03-06 11:48:12
  Bring it to work and dump it in the secure shred by techi8702007-03-06 11:47:58
  Burn it and wet the ashes. by jayfarm2007-03-06 11:20:29
  Sensitive stuff goes to the fireplace. (n/t) by kc5sdy2007-03-06 11:15:55
  Feed into return air ducts at shopping mall. by jdelphiki2007-03-06 11:15:40
  Recycle it. (n/t) by farfalla2007-03-06 11:12:13
Is Germany an occupied country? by farfalla2007-03-06 11:08:53
  No, it's not anymore. by Ascag2007-03-06 11:37:50
    I didn't realize it was so late by thread_killer2007-03-06 11:39:42
      It's a little bit more complicated. by Ascag2007-03-06 11:54:37
  Technically by thread_killer2007-03-06 11:19:04
  The first President Bush... by SnappingTurtle2007-03-06 11:16:20
    Is De Jure the same as De Facto? by subbywan2007-03-06 13:30:12
      I'm sorry? by zoxer2007-03-06 14:19:03
        Depends on who you're talking too ... by subbywan2007-03-06 14:42:01
  It is occupied by BloodyViking2007-03-06 11:13:14
    *giggle* Yes, I suppose it is! (n/t) by farfalla2007-03-06 11:17:29
LSU students! by thetree2007-03-06 10:58:52
  My niece attends LSU. She loves it. by lab rat2007-03-06 12:52:01
  Some information by minielim2007-03-06 11:36:46
    Filling in gaps. by LSU_Frodin2007-03-06 12:00:29
      Re: Filling in gaps by Death_Midnight2007-03-06 15:35:45
        Oops by Death_Midnight2007-03-06 15:42:32
          Yeah, I was going to mention my taking a class by LSU_Frodin2007-03-06 17:15:58
      I love shouting and yelling by thetree2007-03-06 12:09:30
  I personally endorse LSU. by LSU_Frodin2007-03-06 11:34:09
    One addendum. by LSU_Frodin2007-03-06 11:52:15
      you know, by thetree2007-03-06 12:04:08
        Sounds Awesome. (n/t) by LSU_Frodin2007-03-06 12:33:44
  Look here. by run.dll2007-03-06 11:09:10
    well I guess... by thetree2007-03-06 11:28:47
      A word of caution by Nath32007-03-06 12:14:55
      What's amazing is that by run.dll2007-03-06 11:38:32
        Grey matter goes where money is. by Nath32007-03-06 12:08:36
          It's a bootstrap process by run.dll2007-03-06 12:33:39
If to google something is a verb by joecrouse2007-03-06 10:51:51
  Conjugate like "giggle" by oot2007-03-06 12:02:07
    What song is this sung to? (n/t) by todAnthony2007-03-06 20:15:55
Still no winners by thread_killer2007-03-06 10:44:13
  So I can't play? Blast! (n/t) by Arachnid2007-03-06 11:29:11
  Are you in my NOUN by TheGM2007-03-06 10:47:37
  You're at my house having a beer by voxwoman2007-03-06 10:46:06
Redneck Rocket Launcher by SnArL2007-03-06 10:22:10
  And not a fire extinguisher in sight. by hieraco2007-03-06 12:10:58
    What models are you flying? by lheggland2007-03-06 12:42:43
      Mostly model rockets by hieraco2007-03-06 23:39:03
  Hmm, I can't get bottle rockets but that does give by techi8702007-03-06 12:02:49
  Disgusting by SnappingTurtle2007-03-06 11:04:30
    That's no dog by DesertRat662007-03-06 14:28:09
      That's a Space Station? (n/t) by subbywan2007-03-06 20:08:28
  Rednecks may not be the brightest bulb around by subbywan2007-03-06 10:26:37
    Is Vim the fuel or the oxidizer? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 10:43:14
      Vim is Vi Improved! :) (n/t) by NDwight2007-03-06 11:04:40
      Would have worked better with emacs. ;-p (n/t) by tallastro2007-03-06 10:44:59
More on Global Warming. by Peace_man2007-03-06 10:05:30
  While I agree that Kyoto was flawed by skern2007-03-06 11:09:18
  My understanding is that by hadji2007-03-06 10:10:19
    History Lesson by VivianC2007-03-06 10:18:57
      and furthermore ... by run.dll2007-03-06 10:58:59
    Oh, not really. Just his excuse. (n/t) by skern2007-03-06 10:12:59
      I try not to be needlessly cynical. by hadji2007-03-06 10:28:44
        It's also why... by jdelphiki2007-03-06 10:55:29
Guilty! by kahuana2007-03-06 09:54:08
  Good by ixeian2007-03-06 10:43:30
    Daley? Blago? (n/t) by VivianC2007-03-06 12:33:32
      Possibly he'll get to them later by ixeian2007-03-06 12:50:22
        Problem is... by VivianC2007-03-06 12:56:00
          Don't quite think so by ixeian2007-03-06 13:30:25
            Fitz just announced... by VivianC2007-03-06 13:42:01
  I figured they'd get him. by VivianC2007-03-06 10:05:10
    False. There was a crime. by toxin2007-03-06 12:43:04
      If Armitage committed a crime... by DesertRat662007-03-06 12:59:48
        Don't Know. by toxin2007-03-06 13:21:56
          The reason is there was no crime by DesertRat662007-03-06 14:01:53
      There was no crime. by VivianC2007-03-06 12:53:06
        According to the CIA, she was undercover. by toxin2007-03-06 13:13:37
          Might have something to do with the law. by VivianC2007-03-06 13:21:42
            Where she was working is irrelevent. by toxin2007-03-06 13:49:53
              You logic astounds and befuddles me. by VivianC2007-03-06 14:03:31
                This will help by DesertRat662007-03-06 14:08:00
                  So you admit she was covert / undercover! by toxin2007-03-06 15:40:38
                    There was never a corpse by DesertRat662007-03-06 19:22:10
                      I have heard subsequent information that says by toxin2007-03-06 20:37:10
                        I may have been wrong about you being right! by toxin2007-03-06 21:35:57
    The same witch hunt that landed Martha by Havoc2007-03-06 11:35:15
    I believe there is a precedent for that. (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 10:08:31
    :-D by Peace_man2007-03-06 10:07:07
      No. by VivianC2007-03-06 10:11:53
        Civil suits are only about how much money. by kahuana2007-03-06 10:24:12
          Without digging into it... by VivianC2007-03-06 10:27:51
            Then lets hope he doesn't get pardoned. by AndyA2007-03-06 10:39:44
              Further proof is needed? by imperito2007-03-06 10:51:09
                Presidential pardons... by jdelphiki2007-03-06 11:01:22
                  Well, that just depends on how big a screwup... by imperito2007-03-06 11:04:29
                    Saw it in the paper... by jdelphiki2007-03-06 11:18:57
                      Gotta respect a person who 'fesses up by NemoHac2007-03-06 13:21:42
                        Which is probably why he did it... by imperito2007-03-06 14:13:38
                          I prefer to think the best of people... by NemoHac2007-03-06 15:20:12
                        Yep. Kinda cool, really. (n/t) by jdelphiki2007-03-06 14:06:42
                    Yes I have by DesertRat662007-03-06 11:15:13
                    *Raises hand* by Illiad2007-03-06 11:06:53
  just goes to show ... by subbywan2007-03-06 10:01:38
    Ironically... by jdelphiki2007-03-06 10:58:48
      The only one I can think of by subbywan2007-03-06 11:08:00
        True, but... by jdelphiki2007-03-06 11:20:44
          Nixon had a 'thing' for interns too? by kahuana2007-03-06 12:13:09
            No...they all fell on... by jdelphiki2007-03-06 14:45:53
  How long till he gets his own talk show? by voxwoman2007-03-06 09:58:16
    First he has to do the $10K/h lecture circuit. ;) (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 10:01:51
    2009 by VivianC2007-03-06 10:01:13
Medical term of the day: Clown by SnappingTurtle2007-03-06 09:52:32
When you operate on trust, sometimes you by Peace_man2007-03-06 09:48:21
  What's funny is claim of ignorance... by Anonymous Freak2007-03-06 10:07:44
Subprime lenders in big trouble in the mortgage... by Illiad2007-03-06 09:45:38
  I see a potential for a slowing of the market... by VivianC2007-03-06 09:57:59
    then why am I not getting offers on my fricking by voxwoman2007-03-06 09:59:24
      It'll pick up in spring. by VivianC2007-03-06 10:10:01
        Dang it, I want a seller's market! by emlaabs2007-03-06 10:57:10
          that's a two-edged sword by voxwoman2007-03-06 12:02:19
            We will probably leave a few things behind by emlaabs2007-03-06 13:52:57
              Crazy idea... by VivianC2007-03-06 14:33:35
                Association doesn't allow rentals (n/t) by emlaabs2007-03-07 12:15:56
                Some communities don't allow it. (n/t) by esbita2007-03-06 19:08:55
        I thought it was St Joseph. by voxwoman2007-03-06 10:19:05
          It is St. Joseph by esbita2007-03-06 10:37:42
            Don't you also live in St. Joseph county? by VivianC2007-03-06 11:06:08
          I'll have to check on the saint thing. by VivianC2007-03-06 10:22:27
  D'oh. NOW I get it... by Illiad2007-03-06 09:47:19
    Yep. Means less competition for me.. by esbita2007-03-06 10:42:00
Iraq war will be over next Friday by Kickstart2007-03-06 09:43:05
  Meanwhile the UK is fielding the first Brigade of by vectorz2007-03-06 10:24:49
    Now the question: Does Groundskeeper Willy enlist? (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 10:32:39
      No, parachuting Scots are considered WMD's ;) (n/t) by vectorz2007-03-06 12:22:51
        ... so camo kilts would be pointless, then. :-) by staticsan2007-03-06 14:59:10
          All _real_ Scotsmen are commandos. (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 15:17:32
  The image that came with that email: by Kickstart2007-03-06 09:49:40
    Will the silencer on the end *really* work? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 09:59:11
      It's not a silencer, it's a muzzle brake. (n/t) by techi8702007-03-06 10:03:59
      if it's pointed at you... by defdood2007-03-06 10:02:49
    What's that thing? by nix2007-03-06 09:57:46
      Whatever it is, I want one! (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-03-06 12:55:45
      Close 20mm Lahti Anti-Tank Rifle. (n/t) by DesertRat662007-03-06 10:33:39
      .50 caliber rifle. Doesnt look like a Barret by joecrouse2007-03-06 10:14:43
      If you ask him... by FozzyJay2007-03-06 10:09:08
        Followed by "kewkewkew" :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 10:10:38
  Yee-haw! (n/t) by VivianC2007-03-06 09:45:10
"Ebay Monkey Orgies" by shadowsystems2007-03-06 09:39:05
  If it keeps them from sniping my auctions... (n/t) by TheGM2007-03-06 11:56:16
Heh. From AWAD. by Peace_man2007-03-06 09:37:41
  The current wetware version doesn't meet the by rorajoey2007-03-06 11:58:50
  Nope. by vetitice2007-03-06 09:41:54
  No, that's what you're reading into it. (n/t) by Esteis2007-03-06 09:40:24
It's a miracle the house didn't burn down!!!! by rogue19712007-03-06 09:35:15
  where you able to make it into lesson time for by Nightwind2007-03-06 22:19:37
  That happened to my parents' fridge. by jdelphiki2007-03-06 11:28:53
  Gah. by voxwoman2007-03-06 10:04:05
  Glad you are ok :) (n/t) by classic_jon2007-03-06 09:36:50
Question: if you were that admin of an by classic_jon2007-03-06 09:32:21
  Wow. If in the US then they could be facing... by VonRotnKoln2007-03-06 19:46:56
  10base2. Get out the BNC crimpers. (n/t) by vetitice2007-03-06 09:42:41
    (rolls around on floor laughing) (n/t) by classic_jon2007-03-06 09:47:23
      Those were the good old days by thread_killer2007-03-06 11:12:34
        I remember the first network I ever "helped" by classic_jon2007-03-06 14:17:08
  Well, first off, the biggest problem is really by Peace_man2007-03-06 09:41:54
Happy birthday to the periodic table! by etwas_egal2007-03-06 09:21:03
  There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, by run.dll2007-03-06 10:41:06
    Animated... by Phoon2007-03-06 12:13:42
      Merci. (n/t) by run.dll2007-03-06 17:44:00
The space race is on again! by Peace_man2007-03-06 09:20:42
  Competition is a good thing by SoylentGreen2007-03-06 09:55:24
  In other news... by VivianC2007-03-06 09:49:51
    Everyone lost the moon race. by vetitice2007-03-06 10:02:30
      Didn't I hear that the knowledge wasn't *lost* by kahuana2007-03-06 10:10:00
        Dunno. Governments do dumb things like that. by vetitice2007-03-06 10:21:31
        Its not lost theres a fully by joecrouse2007-03-06 10:19:38
          Not exactly something to be proud of. by vetitice2007-03-06 10:23:22
            A bit of googling located this quote: by Sterling_Ag2007-03-06 10:37:06
              Why reproduce 1960s technology? by run.dll2007-03-06 10:54:31
                I was just pointing out that the knowledge by Sterling_Ag2007-03-06 11:05:58
                  All you really want to copy is the outer shell by joecrouse2007-03-06 11:51:12
                    I would replace some of the old stuff. by lheggland2007-03-06 12:04:49
                    Copy the Soyuz shell. by vetitice2007-03-06 12:04:27
                      I'd say copy the reentry and and living modules, by raptor_872007-03-06 13:09:08
                        Yep. The original Lockheed Apollo design. by vetitice2007-03-06 13:20:10
                          *checks* Yep. by raptor_872007-03-06 16:11:29
                Funny you should say that. by vetitice2007-03-06 11:02:47
              Fair enough. Nice to know it weren't shredded. by vetitice2007-03-06 10:54:13
  Non-Toxis cuels. Probably LH/LOX by vetitice2007-03-06 09:23:20
    Could be Kerosene/LOX also. (n/t) by raptor_872007-03-06 09:36:16
      Spits out a lot of carbon. I guess still non-toxic by vetitice2007-03-06 09:39:02
    I'd love to see that, too. But I don't think by Peace_man2007-03-06 09:35:13
    Why would you elevate space ? by SciSSorS2007-03-06 09:31:16
    I need a subject line spell checker. by vetitice2007-03-06 09:29:54
      FX 2.0 (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 09:34:24
        Is there a decent mouse gesture program? by vetitice2007-03-06 09:39:50
          Is that really Opera? :) (n/t) by NDwight2007-03-06 09:49:11
            Yep. I've got used to it. by vetitice2007-03-06 09:52:04
Oh noes!!!!! My clone is by hadji2007-03-06 08:51:52
  *thwaps hadji repeatedly* by Hactar the Uhhh2007-03-06 09:56:29
Any FrontRange/Bendata HEAT UFies? by merlin2007-03-06 08:47:48
  I feel for ya man. We used to use goldmine by classic_jon2007-03-06 09:04:31
    I'm trying to set up ATG to auto-start. by merlin2007-03-06 09:28:27
      You got me on that one...it should have a by classic_jon2007-03-06 09:34:31
        I've poked everywhere I can and all of the other by merlin2007-03-06 09:50:22
Could this be the White House of the Future? by DesertRat662007-03-06 08:42:31
  Not a chance. by Ravenlock2007-03-06 10:52:39
  Didn't the US invade CA during the War of 1812? by toysbfun2007-03-06 10:12:24
    The US *tried* ;-) (n/t) by Illiad2007-03-06 10:20:13
      It's a ploy ... by subbywan2007-03-06 10:22:13
        The U.S. is letting other countries feel secure? by Ravenlock2007-03-06 10:41:54
          Since 1941. by VivianC2007-03-06 15:09:35
            *Very* selective, these days. (n/t) by Ravenlock2007-03-06 19:43:28
          Not ALL ... just Canadia :D (n/t) by subbywan2007-03-06 11:05:10
          Bwaahahaha, well done snark (n/t) by ixeian2007-03-06 10:46:08
  I wish :-D (n/t) by dodrian2007-03-06 10:12:17
  That was actually funny :) by classic_jon2007-03-06 09:02:02
  I really hate having 90% of the internet blocked by kc5sdy2007-03-06 08:49:59
making xp network? by Nightwind2007-03-06 08:32:12
  Win98/ME can't do "user". by Qcumber-some2007-03-06 08:36:32
    But you can still set up user accounts/profiles by merlin2007-03-06 08:51:00
      Ahhh, lovely WINS... O the memories... (n/t) by classic_jon2007-03-06 09:19:04
Send a vintage postcard by shminux2007-03-06 08:18:26
draws seal of mars. summons(knoxville ufies) by tesla_koil2007-03-06 07:51:39
  Here's the only thing I've found so far... by kelli2172007-03-06 08:05:36
    No but it does describe by tesla_koil2007-03-06 08:22:53
  Attn: Carthax by emlaabs2007-03-06 08:00:06
    Cool , thanks (n/t) by tesla_koil2007-03-06 08:23:18
      Did you get my email? by carthax2007-03-06 17:09:23
That is impressive by TheGM2007-03-06 07:42:09
  Can't really tell from that alone. by kahuana2007-03-06 07:45:25
    The delay is... by TheGM2007-03-06 07:56:08
      I have had worse by emlaabs2007-03-06 09:08:37
Gah. by kelli2172007-03-06 07:25:44
  Had same problem on similar system by todAnthony2007-03-06 20:32:05
  Update... by kelli2172007-03-06 15:04:25
    Update to the update... by kelli2172007-03-06 16:14:00
  try running outside of the box by tyebald2007-03-06 08:16:24
    Don't use the plastic wrapper that's conductive by jayfarm2007-03-06 08:45:42
      good to know by tyebald2007-03-06 13:27:55
    Now that's thinking outside the box. by kelli2172007-03-06 08:45:22
  Try powering up the board w/o the CPU? (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 07:40:43
    You can do that? by kelli2172007-03-06 07:51:33
      Nope the logic on the motherboard will detect by talon07202007-03-06 07:55:52
        No mention of any beep codes *with* the CPU. by kahuana2007-03-06 08:00:28
          I have no good way to detect beeps. by kelli2172007-03-06 09:03:33
            Those connectors are pretty easy to re-pin. by lheggland2007-03-06 09:10:38
      I've had a couple of ASUS MBs that would even by kahuana2007-03-06 07:54:30
  I dunno... by firehawk2007-03-06 07:38:52
    Availability is not a problem. by kelli2172007-03-06 08:10:56
      no, because it is all on one die it should by classic_jon2007-03-06 09:14:26
        Tried #1. Have not yet tried #2. by kelli2172007-03-06 15:10:13
          nope, doesn't work like that by Freakazoid2007-03-06 15:29:20
attn: jdelphiki by tyebald2007-03-06 07:21:02
  No biggie! by jdelphiki2007-03-06 08:35:57
    a good time was had by all by tyebald2007-03-06 13:32:40
Wow, chijik and I have the same B-Day ? ! ? ! ? by imwacc02007-03-06 07:16:54
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by VivianC2007-03-06 10:33:06
  And how does it feel... by jermschmitt2007-03-06 07:30:25
    Don't remind me! (n/t) by imwacc02007-03-06 11:45:15
  Happy B-day! (n/t) by classic_jon2007-03-06 07:21:26
  Happy Birthday (n/t) by emlaabs2007-03-06 07:17:57
it's my 30th birthday!!! by chijik2007-03-06 07:07:38
  Use this time to get yourself prepared... by rorajoey2007-03-06 12:12:36
  Happy B-d by SciSSorS2007-03-06 09:29:25
    it might be an interesting year by chijik2007-03-06 10:32:38
  logan's run by thethinman2007-03-06 07:59:52
  Take it as a sign your knees will by Silverfire2007-03-06 07:46:02
    Not Friday. Not Friday. :) by VivianC2007-03-06 10:31:42
      hehehe Thanks! (n/t) by chijik2007-03-06 15:15:13
    thanks. by chijik2007-03-06 10:27:29
  Pisces Rock (n/t) by imwacc02007-03-06 07:27:08
    It was Fraggle Rock not Pisces Rock... by madjo2007-03-06 07:46:01
      That was a real doozer of a joke. (n/t) by kelli2172007-03-06 07:52:51
  Meh. by TheRantingGeek2007-03-06 07:21:21
    ha ha! *points finger* (n/t) by chijik2007-03-06 10:23:38
    You turn 30 just over 3 months from now. by firehawk2007-03-06 07:24:39
  Gee. When I was 30 ... by ChUcKAb2007-03-06 07:17:46
    awww, you're almost as young as my parents! by chijik2007-03-06 10:23:01
  Welcome to the untrusted by emlaabs2007-03-06 07:17:25
    I'm a girl... by chijik2007-03-06 10:21:42
  Happy B-day and 30 is't bad at all :) by classic_jon2007-03-06 07:11:52
    Thanks! (n/t) by chijik2007-03-06 10:20:31
  I remember 30... by firehawk2007-03-06 07:10:06
    heh. I put a kink in my neck by chijik2007-03-06 10:20:09
  30 stinks. by jermschmitt2007-03-06 07:09:29
    oh, I'm officially 28 from now on :) by chijik2007-03-06 10:19:18
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2007-03-06 06:42:56
Song details wanted. by Qcumber-some2007-03-06 06:42:28
And the fire dept visits my apt. complex AGAIN by esbita2007-03-06 06:09:52
  How do you know it wasn't a fire? by Nath32007-03-06 09:12:47
    May have been a midnight snack poorly done by esbita2007-03-06 10:53:03
  Google-fu by TheRantingGeek2007-03-06 07:18:37
    Oh, I'm looking... by esbita2007-03-06 07:28:18
Attn: Cluttersquad by ideur2007-03-06 05:42:35
  This is what I call a target rich environment. (n/t) by jermschmitt2007-03-06 07:29:30
  Dealt with in a manner most consistent with the by hieraco2007-03-06 07:27:49
    Oh $diety... by jermschmitt2007-03-06 07:32:33
  *takes aim for a second shot* by madjo2007-03-06 07:20:44
    *clutches shoulder, leaps backwards* (n/t) by Audio2007-03-06 08:17:21
      aww man.. I killed hir... :( by madjo2007-03-06 14:47:33
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2007-03-06 05:30:03
strikes me as weird by thethinman2007-03-06 05:29:58
  hmm I too have a DVD burner by madjo2007-03-06 07:48:36
  I keep both, but I am paranoid too :) by classic_jon2007-03-06 07:14:59
    i find it amazing by thethinman2007-03-06 07:57:23
      20 years ago we didn't have 161 exabytes of data. (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 08:06:36
      But then we didn't have ... by aix tom2007-03-06 08:04:52
        in 1997 - 10 yrs ago - I had a grand total by Havoc2007-03-06 11:41:00
  Please send me the hard drive by imrambi2007-03-06 05:54:27
  DVDs are not forever, nor are they infallible. by Havoc2007-03-06 05:54:10
    my crutial data is backed up on by thethinman2007-03-06 06:04:47
      CD is only a little better than DVD by admeralthrawn2007-03-06 06:08:48
        I thought the main problem with using CDs for arch by kahuana2007-03-06 06:39:16
        before the dvd drive by thethinman2007-03-06 06:15:33
          Luck, nothing else. by Havoc2007-03-06 07:14:25
            I keep hearing and reading that but I have by classic_jon2007-03-06 07:25:13
            I usually make PAR2 disks. by aix tom2007-03-06 07:20:47
              I've seen it with audio CDs by voxwoman2007-03-06 07:38:08
    MTBF for DVD-Rs is about 4 years, iirc by admeralthrawn2007-03-06 06:00:51
Civ IV reminder by boink2007-03-06 05:14:53
  how can I be reminded... by Nightwind2007-03-06 11:15:18
  help needed by tyebald2007-03-06 07:04:56
    main menu in game by boink2007-03-06 13:41:38
  I've locked that disc away. by esbita2007-03-06 05:52:59
  I prefer ED for all-night gaming. by nahkh2007-03-06 05:20:45
    two down, four to go... by boink2007-03-06 11:24:50
    [spam]Have I got some viagra for you![/spam] (n/t) by toxin2007-03-06 06:41:10
      *starts whistling that irritating song* (n/t) by firehawk2007-03-06 06:51:04
Resume (cv) help please! by leejam2007-03-06 05:06:19
  Thanks all. by leejam2007-03-06 16:00:43
  What thread_killer said by voxwoman2007-03-06 10:33:02
  Resume should be in a different format... by jdelphiki2007-03-06 09:01:52
  What is it you want, a Resume, or a CV? by klar_at_work2007-03-06 08:29:57
  My first question is 'what area will you be doing by romandas2007-03-06 06:04:58
  were that in front of me, I'd likely throw it out by thread_killer2007-03-06 05:35:39
what is the best movie ever made? (n/t) by thethinman2007-03-06 05:00:53
  The Wizard of Oz (n/t) by skern2007-03-06 10:11:28
  Léon (n/t) by Tyop2007-03-06 09:21:42
  bill and ted's excellent adventure by littlesmith2007-03-06 08:47:50
  I'd have to say StarWars (n/t) by Imp2007-03-06 08:31:08
  Casablanca by varikin2007-03-06 08:12:22
  Pan's Labyrinth by tyebald2007-03-06 07:17:54
  Please don't make me choose between... by todAnthony2007-03-06 06:51:14
    No competition there. by BloodyViking2007-03-06 08:35:03
  For me, that is "Festen" (The Celebration) by ttlogic2007-03-06 06:48:20
    I like Dogma 95 for that exact reason. by Sharku2007-03-06 12:02:52
  Donnie Darko. (n/t) by dodrian2007-03-06 06:48:19
  Plan 9 From Outer Space. by kahuana2007-03-06 06:40:47
    Glen or Glenda (n/t) by run.dll2007-03-06 09:37:35
    Well it did win the only double turkey award ever by hieraco2007-03-06 07:21:50
  Its a toss up between... by kc5sdy2007-03-06 06:37:22
  Jaws by khendron2007-03-06 06:31:47
  City of Lost children by vectorz2007-03-06 06:28:05
    That movie was a part of my by Tyop2007-03-06 09:27:50
  I'd say either Hero, or RAN by admeralthrawn2007-03-06 06:06:50
    Hero ran way too long by esbita2007-03-06 06:20:25
  History of the world, part two. (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-03-06 05:48:07
  Evolution! by hieraco2007-03-06 05:16:16
    Can I nominate it for worst? by vectorz2007-03-06 05:19:38
      Sure go for it! by hieraco2007-03-06 05:22:36
  Top Gun! by Hactar the Uhhh2007-03-06 05:05:26
Where in the world is t_k? by thread_killer2007-03-06 05:00:44
  Cambridge, Mass (n/t) by Imp2007-03-06 12:30:24
  Hrm Coffee, and too much... Seattle or Vancouver by abaron2007-03-06 11:26:56
    Man...two guesses is cheating by thread_killer2007-03-06 11:28:38
      Well.. I'm up in Vancouver by abaron2007-03-06 11:39:14
        I do have 12 hours until my flight... by thread_killer2007-03-06 11:42:14
          Heh, ok. by abaron2007-03-06 11:47:39
      Not far from where I live, then. by vetitice2007-03-06 11:31:53
        Should I wave when I head back to SeaTac? (n/t) by thread_killer2007-03-06 11:43:12
          Try particleing instead. by vetitice2007-03-06 12:06:46
            I prefer I-5 to I-95, any day. (n/t) by thread_killer2007-03-06 12:41:16
  The inner reaches of my mind by SnappingTurtle2007-03-06 11:08:50
  You're in Germany, near Stuttgart? by farfalla2007-03-06 10:52:26
  Just out side of richmond. VA by joecrouse2007-03-06 10:47:31
    Ok am I within 600 miles? (n/t) by joecrouse2007-03-06 10:54:20
      Not today you're not. (n/t) by thread_killer2007-03-06 11:03:59
        HMMM by joecrouse2007-03-06 11:52:54
    Tomorrow that answer will be correct. (n/t) by thread_killer2007-03-06 10:50:45
  WAG: Baghdad, Iraq (n/t) by emlaabs2007-03-06 10:30:26
  We demand a TKAT! (n/t) by jayfarm2007-03-06 09:01:14
  Hmm, maybe you got sent on a trip to foreign parts by ixeian2007-03-06 08:00:00
  Athens, Ohio, US by madjo2007-03-06 07:54:08
  I would guess Amsterdam by voxwoman2007-03-06 07:42:18
    Good thinking. by farfalla2007-03-06 11:11:50
      Actually, I've had a lot of coffee today by thread_killer2007-03-06 11:14:58
  Memphis! by deadweasle2007-03-06 07:37:45
  A pig farm in Wyoming! by abaron2007-03-06 07:37:29
  t k as in .tk ? Tokelau, 18 hour boattrip by klar_at_work2007-03-06 07:28:53
  New York, New York by vectorz2007-03-06 07:19:47
    He better NOT be by voxwoman2007-03-06 07:41:25
  Helena Montana? by techi8702007-03-06 07:11:20
  Aruba (n/t) by tallastro2007-03-06 06:48:05
  Qikiqtarjuaq! (n/t) by toxin2007-03-06 06:47:59
    No, that is NOT keyboard vomit. (n/t) by toxin2007-03-06 06:49:31
  Behind this shrub? *fireball engulfs shrubbery* by kahuana2007-03-06 06:46:31
    Canary Island? (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 07:36:14
  Since it would be pointless to win ... by aix tom2007-03-06 06:39:06
    Strangely enough by thread_killer2007-03-06 10:48:36
      Uhhh... What ? by aix tom2007-03-06 10:59:13
        Yes, I was at McKee by thread_killer2007-03-06 11:03:11
          Ah, the old days. by aix tom2007-03-06 11:16:54
            McKee was a lovely post by thread_killer2007-03-06 11:27:07
              Small posts are more homely. ;-) by aix tom2007-03-06 11:43:34
    Heh, 100 kilo metres within where *I* am (n/t) by thejugglingking2007-03-06 06:53:41
      Ah. High density Ufie Area? ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2007-03-06 07:38:17
  I didn't know they had by greybeaver2007-03-06 06:04:41
  I have to go to meetings by thread_killer2007-03-06 05:55:07
  jI'd guess some coffee house with internet access. (n/t) by NDwight2007-03-06 05:42:08
    I will be in a coffee house in about 20 minutes by thread_killer2007-03-06 05:56:42
  Clarification by psyop2007-03-06 05:32:52
    Where I am now by thread_killer2007-03-06 05:36:14
  Oklahoma City. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-03-06 05:29:02
    Nein! (n/t) by thread_killer2007-03-06 05:37:50
  You are exactly by ideur2007-03-06 05:22:11
    Nyet! by firehawk2007-03-06 06:44:01
  My Guess by hieraco2007-03-06 05:09:11
    No, but... by thread_killer2007-03-06 05:11:04
      She says to mind your own business by hieraco2007-03-06 05:15:16
        Oh wow..... you got me there by thread_killer2007-03-06 05:17:58
          hehe and I still don't know where you are by hieraco2007-03-06 05:24:04
            Just make sure you aren't near any pigs by DesertRat662007-03-06 07:23:41
  I would guess... by Stormkitten2007-03-06 05:08:57
  America?? :P (n/t) by leejam2007-03-06 05:08:11
    No hints yet!! I will not confirm nor deny by thread_killer2007-03-06 05:13:07
      Let's just get Myke to trace him. (n/t) by tallastro2007-03-06 10:46:21
        I already thought of that by thread_killer2007-03-06 10:49:57
          Oh wait, you weren't supposed to be copied on by tallastro2007-03-06 11:00:46
morning coffee is not a pick me up? by thethinman2007-03-06 04:43:48
  can someone do the clicky thing? (n/t) by thethinman2007-03-06 07:54:27
    Linky by jermschmitt2007-03-06 07:58:33
      teach me how!! please (n/t) by thethinman2007-03-06 08:05:37
        Easy peasy. by jermschmitt2007-03-06 08:18:38
  Engage Orbital LART! by jermschmitt2007-03-06 07:38:50
    Not true at all... by confused.brit2007-03-06 09:18:50
  LIARS! i tell you, its a conspiracy! by inkey2007-03-06 04:55:40
Oooh. I want that 8-ball! (n/t) by voxwoman2007-03-06 04:43:24
So the (local) time is now 1337 by Cokish2007-03-06 04:39:57
  wh4t t1m3 15 1t n0w? omgwtfbbqwaffles by madjo2007-03-06 08:00:45
ATTN: vectorz && hadji by CynicalRyan2007-03-06 04:36:31
  ATTN: tyebald; see above. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-03-06 05:20:57
"No slugs were a-salted during the making of this by MrTrick2007-03-06 04:22:51
  Slugs? You mean like Scrat was great for Ice Age? by madjo2007-03-06 04:25:36
    Did you know by UGuardian2007-03-06 07:31:57
    Better... by MrTrick2007-03-06 04:29:23
This is a hard job by Spisefisken2007-03-06 04:21:17
  1=Organize, 2=Study Programming Languages by inittab2007-03-06 09:48:13
    of course, I'm a "master procrastinator" myself by inittab2007-03-06 09:50:47
  Easy. Try this. by Audio2007-03-06 08:54:31
  Hardest thing about doing nothing by TedB2007-03-06 08:21:09
  I could but then I'd have to by Silverfire2007-03-06 07:57:51
  Take up smoking. by jermschmitt2007-03-06 07:41:50
  Point of Order... by todAnthony2007-03-06 07:36:10
  I totally read the word hard as: by classic_jon2007-03-06 06:52:49
    You're not the only one. (n/t) by nix2007-03-06 07:28:27
      :) (n/t) by classic_jon2007-03-06 09:36:19
  I can tell you... by firehawk2007-03-06 06:45:25
  Come back tomorow, will give you partial answer by ideur2007-03-06 05:55:15
  I'm not sure by whoami2007-03-06 05:45:47
  Let me get back to you on that... (n/t) by Concept2007-03-06 05:05:50
  Solve my crypto puzzle: by MrTrick2007-03-06 04:35:35
    I don't know how to solve those by Spisefisken2007-03-06 04:41:39
  You started well already by browsing UF by Ascag2007-03-06 04:28:21
    Actually I am not browsing UF so much by Spisefisken2007-03-06 04:32:06
      Go through Schlock's archive. by klar_at_work2007-03-06 04:59:45
  Do my work. :-) by MrTrick2007-03-06 04:26:23
  Sorry, can't help you... by madjo2007-03-06 04:23:15
    All together now... by TheCatMan2007-03-06 04:27:13
      I thought that was... by NDwight2007-03-06 05:53:30
The "How slow is your computer?" thread by hieraco2007-03-06 04:18:56
  65C816, 2.8 MHz aka: an Apple IIgs by Freakazoid2007-03-06 13:53:36
  I have one machine with a Celery 400.. by rorajoey2007-03-06 12:14:36
    As long as you are getting your fiber. by hieraco2007-03-06 12:46:59
  hmmmm by fitzso2007-03-06 11:43:58
  My spare system is a p3 600 slot 1 by joecrouse2007-03-06 10:59:25
  forgot the ones I store by TedB2007-03-06 08:10:57
  Two I use a few I store by TedB2007-03-06 08:05:30
  On the net in the last two years: 33 MHz. by kelli2172007-03-06 07:36:34
  Heh, I have a PI 233 with 64mb of ram sitting on by classic_jon2007-03-06 06:57:46
  My Smoothie is a P60 with 20 MB RAM by Blindman2007-03-06 06:45:00
  We just came across what was left... by mpicklesimer12007-03-06 05:41:41
    Heh! mine was faster! by SnowStar2007-03-06 06:18:29
    I had a Sinclair with 4.77 mhz Z80 1KB ram ... by NDwight2007-03-06 06:00:30
      *luxury* I still have my C=64 by kahuana2007-03-06 07:39:15
        Mine does. ;) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2007-03-06 07:49:22
  Palm m500 by CynicalRyan2007-03-06 04:42:14
    M100 here... by shadowsystems2007-03-06 04:57:11
      IIIx here... by kc5sdy2007-03-06 06:39:32
      I had one of those. by CynicalRyan2007-03-06 05:02:28
  I no longer use the 386SX... by etwas_egal2007-03-06 04:40:46
  The newest one i bought? by ideur2007-03-06 04:37:53
    Wow! a 5x86! I had one too once :D (n/t) by SnowStar2007-03-06 06:14:14
    Oh, ... I got some others too :-) by ideur2007-03-06 05:15:05
      I forgot my KAYPRO-II ! by ideur2007-03-06 05:16:17
        Dang! Sold the KAYPRO-II. by greybeaver2007-03-06 06:29:01
  Can't compete... by admeralthrawn2007-03-06 04:28:07
  I still use two 1.5 GHz machines by Ascag2007-03-06 04:26:50
    Oh come on by admeralthrawn2007-03-06 04:30:30
      I tried installing Vista on my wax tablet... (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 06:42:25
      Depends on your tablet. by Yaeger2007-03-06 06:24:35
        I meant tablet PC by admeralthrawn2007-03-06 14:52:26
  And the benchmark report with comparisons: by hieraco2007-03-06 04:25:25
W:ET Bar by AndyA2007-03-06 04:00:04
  ATTN: Hactar by sgrunt2007-03-06 20:50:51
  Targets wanted! by sgrunt2007-03-06 16:42:14
  I'm having a bit of trouble with it... by Hactar the Uhhh2007-03-06 09:59:10
    that should have come out of the by imperito2007-03-06 10:57:03
attn: dg2fer by c3po2007-03-06 03:50:43
ROFL by purplepineapple2007-03-06 03:16:45
  better still: by unjust2007-03-06 09:11:52
  We have UK-specific ads now. Pretty funny. by JimK2007-03-06 04:20:51
  Yes, The whole series is great. by hieraco2007-03-06 04:14:03
  You are laughing: Cancel or Allow? (n/t) by FNORDer2007-03-06 03:32:19
Attn: Go players by parastra2007-03-06 03:08:12
Question for Dutch UFies: by klar_at_work2007-03-06 02:35:32
  D—, still have to research the parties. by Esteis2007-03-06 09:44:24
  Yep. by Michiel2007-03-06 06:53:45
  I've been thinking about this a bit more by madjo2007-03-06 04:21:56
  I'll try by Cokish2007-03-06 04:07:56
  Yes, but I don't like the choices.... by buzzin2007-03-06 04:01:51
    Blanco Vote ... :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-03-06 08:20:00
  Of course by viciousberries2007-03-06 03:44:28
  Yes, although I'm not dutch :) by vectorz2007-03-06 02:48:23
  Yes, although I'm still not sure which party will by ttlogic2007-03-06 02:41:25
    Should our Pol.Parties work more like by klar_at_work2007-03-06 02:47:29
      No. In this case, it has more to do with the kind by ttlogic2007-03-06 03:00:57
      answers by madjo2007-03-06 03:00:51
        Vote for your local student Party. by klar_at_work2007-03-06 03:09:15
          No student party in Bergen op Zoom... by madjo2007-03-06 03:51:51
            I am totally flabbergasted... by strawbs2007-03-06 13:21:15
              well welcome then, oh big lurker by madjo2007-03-06 14:08:00
                Aahhh! I knew it ;-) by strawbs2007-03-06 14:23:10
                  you decided to keep the strawberries? :P by madjo2007-03-06 14:37:21
                    Well, if I'd offer you the strawberries, by strawbs2007-03-06 14:44:03
Sunday's BSG (no spoilers) by winsmith2007-03-06 02:25:12
  Listen to Ron Moore's podcast by emlaabs2007-03-06 14:49:40
  Not quite sure what I think yet, (spoilers) by bwkaz2007-03-06 04:03:57
    But... (more spoilers) by firehawk2007-03-06 07:08:43
      Ever see Dallas? The TV series? by Havoc2007-03-06 12:58:47
        Ever seen St. Elsewhere? by antisane2007-03-07 04:38:54
      Well, that is my last hope, really. by winsmith2007-03-06 09:02:43
        I think they covered how Boomer got in by kahuana2007-03-06 10:36:02
        Unless they go a different direction... (n\t) (n/t) by imperito2007-03-06 09:17:59
    My opinion (spoilers) by voxwoman2007-03-06 04:48:59
      I agree in part by winsmith2007-03-06 09:00:06
        Starbuck is a guy. Not a girl. *stomps foot* (n/ (n/t) by Havoc2007-03-06 12:26:42
          I see your problem with the new series by voxwoman2007-03-06 12:41:50
            So... She is Starbuck's sister? by Havoc2007-03-06 12:56:50
              Harry Poppins. (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 13:58:05
              I don't think they changed it "to make it interest by voxwoman2007-03-06 13:05:56
                meh by Havoc2007-03-06 13:34:47
                  Out of that list by voxwoman2007-03-06 15:41:50
                    I never got into House... by imperito2007-03-06 16:42:15
                      Well, I'd watch Hugh Laurie read the phone book by voxwoman2007-03-06 17:07:24
      *undertone* like the entire series... by Havoc2007-03-06 05:18:06
        You can't understand because you by voxwoman2007-03-06 06:55:34
          I caught parts of several episodes, and the teaser by Havoc2007-03-06 11:46:17
            that was the plot thread I was specifically by voxwoman2007-03-06 12:07:09
              "33" was gut-wrenching. (n/t) by Illiad2007-03-06 12:08:21
                didn't it win a Hugo award? by voxwoman2007-03-06 12:43:06
    Oh, and I should say, I just saw it last night. by bwkaz2007-03-06 04:07:46
This has to hurt - a lot by afterburner2007-03-06 02:21:27
  \0/ by fitzso2007-03-06 11:43:45
    Jeremy Clarkson will have a fit!!! by kreepykrawly2007-03-06 12:32:37
  I liked this irony: by subbywan2007-03-06 09:44:23
  It was a rental, too... by admeralthrawn2007-03-06 03:56:41
  Awesome. by fudje2007-03-06 03:17:26
    You realise that the Bugatti is made by WV? by afterburner2007-03-06 03:31:17
      No, Bugatti is not made by VW by zoxer2007-03-06 10:08:26
        Yeah, but the design was approved by VW. by afterburner2007-03-06 12:49:29
      VW by CynicalRyan2007-03-06 03:39:37
        Thhpt ;-) (n/t) by afterburner2007-03-06 04:00:11
          C'mon, we know you meant "West Virginia". ;) (n/t) by firehawk2007-03-06 07:11:42
  Nooo! Such a nice car! by Treehugger2007-03-06 02:28:05
    Yes! Bad, bad man! by winsmith2007-03-06 02:48:08
      If I ever got into cars by nahkh2007-03-06 05:15:22
      Badman and RawBin ? by SciSSorS2007-03-06 03:26:35
        Allow me by karl-henrik2007-03-06 03:54:09
        The irony (from wikiped) by SciSSorS2007-03-06 03:31:43
          Sorry, but even if VW owns the Bugatti by zoxer2007-03-06 05:12:23
            Alsace is in France? by TheGM2007-03-06 08:07:06
      It's amazing by afterburner2007-03-06 02:49:52
  Serves him right. by Didactylos2007-03-06 02:25:52
    No, he *hit* a car with a pregnant woman. by CynicalRyan2007-03-06 02:30:57
      Why did he hit the car with the pregnant woman? by veran2007-03-06 13:32:22
    Yeah, absolutely by afterburner2007-03-06 02:30:20
8-ball'd! by nahkh2007-03-06 01:56:17
Help: e-Questionnaire by manxmania2007-03-06 01:37:07
  I can recommend PHPSurveyor. by CynicalRyan2007-03-06 01:47:23
  wih computer illiterates? only one way by hieraco2007-03-06 01:43:30
Lost Tomb of Jesus - Airs tonight (in Canada) by hieraco2007-03-06 01:07:11
  Hey, I found something. by ixeian2007-03-06 05:06:30
    Thanks (n/t) by hieraco2007-03-06 07:32:49
  Plot for Indiana Jones IV ? by Cokish2007-03-06 04:07:37
  I could but it would be only VHS. (n/t) by Danu2007-03-06 03:57:30
  On second thought: that's a dirty TLP by SciSSorS2007-03-06 03:16:23
  So it's a movie, it's fiction, what 's wrong with by SciSSorS2007-03-06 03:14:55
  I'd be interested, too. by CynicalRyan2007-03-06 01:52:35
  The really interesting part - by oldphart2007-03-06 01:38:54
  I still think the title is wrong. "Lost Tomb"? by klar_at_work2007-03-06 01:32:50
    So they have dropped it a few times by Cokish2007-03-06 04:42:01
  I'll see what I can locate for you. by klar_at_work2007-03-06 01:32:13
    Thanks! by hieraco2007-03-06 01:38:40
  I kind of want to see it too. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 01:17:31
    I expect so as well. by hieraco2007-03-06 01:40:07
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2007-03-06 01:00:01
Bwahaha! Best comic in a while. (n/t) by Michiel2007-03-06 00:49:43
  I soooo agree...I think they use that 8 ball more by babywhizIT2007-03-06 05:40:42
Attn: hieraco (Undelete solved) by Qcumber-some2007-03-06 00:48:13
  Another job well done. Glad you got it sorted out by hieraco2007-03-06 00:51:22
    Whisky would be a good idea. by Qcumber-some2007-03-06 01:30:24
      This is no Jim Beam! by CynicalRyan2007-03-06 01:58:40
      No southern comfort? (n/t) by klar_at_work2007-03-06 01:34:27
        That's no Whisky. It's a liquor. by Qcumber-some2007-03-06 01:57:32
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2007-03-06 00:46:01
  {{Hugger of trees}} by confused.brit2007-03-06 09:22:54
  Monring Treehugger! by Silverfire2007-03-06 07:59:44
    s /Monring/ Morning (n/t) by Silverfire2007-03-06 08:00:13
  *pops in* by kyrasantae2007-03-06 07:55:07
  Mornin` by kc5sdy2007-03-06 06:45:01
    *serves Espresso with a splash of Tabasco* by vectorz2007-03-06 07:17:46
      Yup, you got it. by kc5sdy2007-03-06 08:00:19
  Spring? Bah. It's still SNOWING. by esbita2007-03-06 06:12:27
    *serves really hot BAS* by vectorz2007-03-06 07:16:53
      *splat* zzzzzz.... (n/t) by esbita2007-03-06 07:50:46
  I'll take a hot mocha latte please by thejugglingking2007-03-06 05:27:25
    *serves hot mocha latte* by Treehugger2007-03-06 05:28:19
      *Takes sip of latte* by thejugglingking2007-03-06 06:07:31
  *shuffles in* by Hactar the Uhhh2007-03-06 05:04:28
    *serves V8 and minced brains* by Treehugger2007-03-06 05:07:08
  SPRING?!?!?!?! by calcrazy2007-03-06 05:00:06
    It might not be where you are by Treehugger2007-03-06 05:02:02
      Ottawa, Canada by calcrazy2007-03-06 05:05:10
  *sidles in* (n/t) by Dagna2007-03-06 04:35:53
    POING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Dagna2007-03-06 04:38:02
      *serves huge bucket o' BAS* by Treehugger2007-03-06 04:41:00
        *munches* by Dagna2007-03-06 04:44:29
          *poings and hugs dagna every time tasks take her by Treehugger2007-03-06 04:49:29
            Working in London. by Dagna2007-03-06 04:59:11
              {{{Treehugger}}} by Dagna2007-03-06 04:59:43
                mmm London. Lovely and expensive by Treehugger2007-03-06 05:03:47
                  The difference between get up and wake up... by Dagna2007-03-06 05:08:13
                    Tis true enough by Treehugger2007-03-06 05:11:00
                      Going in isn't too bad... by Dagna2007-03-06 05:14:31
                        and how many times have you done that? by Treehugger2007-03-06 05:27:34
                          I nearly did it once... by Dagna2007-03-06 05:42:01
    *poings Dagna* by Treehugger2007-03-06 04:37:35
  'Ello. by Narc2007-03-06 03:12:17
    *serves piping hot BAS to warm the fingers* by Treehugger2007-03-06 03:16:41
      *wraps hands around mug to warm fingers* by Narc2007-03-06 03:22:34
  Afternoon by afterburner2007-03-06 02:22:56
    *serves BAS* by Treehugger2007-03-06 02:30:22
      Thanks by afterburner2007-03-06 02:32:11
        I will do it... with my mind (n/t) by Treehugger2007-03-06 02:33:14
          Oooo by afterburner2007-03-06 02:35:33
  Hmmm... by syren2007-03-06 00:54:44
    *crosses digits* by Treehugger2007-03-06 00:57:57
      Thanks hun! by syren2007-03-06 00:59:23
  morning. by dab2007-03-06 00:53:18
    *serves ice cold beverage* by Treehugger2007-03-06 00:56:32
      ok by dab2007-03-06 01:02:17
  Can I get a hot chocolate with marshmallows? by fitzso2007-03-06 00:51:00
    *serves hot choc with marshmallows* by Treehugger2007-03-06 00:55:28
      thanks! by fitzso2007-03-06 00:57:23
        I've been springy. Poing etc. by Treehugger2007-03-06 00:58:44
          :) by fitzso2007-03-06 01:01:07
            It's a good thing by Treehugger2007-03-06 01:03:17
              Well I'm from the other side of the planet by fitzso2007-03-06 01:27:21
  Good morning by vectorz2007-03-06 00:50:03
    *serves sherbert and a emale dressed as a squirrel by Treehugger2007-03-06 00:52:05
      Looks good... although the diamonds are missing :) by vectorz2007-03-06 00:58:34
        I'm sorry, I have a strong gravitational field by Treehugger2007-03-06 00:59:36
          Yep, it did. One shiny. by vectorz2007-03-06 01:03:18
            Weeeeeeeeee! by Treehugger2007-03-06 01:06:23
              That makes four day, right in the middle :) by vectorz2007-03-06 01:43:20
                Cool. I'm glad by Treehugger2007-03-06 01:45:21
  Morning matey! by JimK2007-03-06 00:49:30
    *clatters in kitchen* by Treehugger2007-03-06 00:50:47
      Too right. Muesli isn't food, it's gravel with PR. by JimK2007-03-06 01:01:23
I wanna go home :( by klar_at_work2007-03-06 00:43:51
  {{klar_at_work}} by Ascag2007-03-06 01:06:59
    Still got 42 hours left to spend on days off. by klar_at_work2007-03-06 01:31:25
      I feel with you by karl-henrik2007-03-06 02:17:47
Say, what number do I call to reach Cluttersquad? by Khaar2007-03-06 00:33:30
  We're like the A-Team. (n/t) by jermschmitt2007-03-06 07:08:39
  *Loads Cluttergun* On the way, Sir (n/t) by kreepykrawly2007-03-06 00:45:43
  target cluttered (n/t) by c3po2007-03-06 00:35:48
  1-800-258-8837? by Spisefisken2007-03-06 00:35:26
    It figures that someone had it listed. by andyz2007-03-06 08:49:29
    *singing to the tune of Jenny/867-5309* by firehawk2007-03-06 07:14:53
What's the weather where you are right now? by fitzso2007-03-06 00:25:57
  Deadly cold in Toronto, Can. by moongoddess2007-03-06 08:25:10
  (8:15am) 58°F/14°C, mostly sunny, Phoenix, AZ by firehawk2007-03-06 07:23:47
    Humidity: 19% by firehawk2007-03-06 07:27:14
  -15 C by peired2007-03-06 07:20:15
  some clouds, spring warm in Munich, Germany by chaotic2007-03-06 07:19:24
  7:12 AM, North Vancouver, BC. 6C, sunny, thin high by DrDeisel2007-03-06 07:12:52
  Blizzard ended. Still at -35, but the windchill is by toxin2007-03-06 07:10:20
    eeeek! by chaotic2007-03-06 07:20:25
  Dallas, TX by kc5sdy2007-03-06 06:42:34
  Dark, chilly, with a chance of sunrise. (n/t) by etwas_egal2007-03-06 04:41:59
  Cloudy, 10F, wind 7mph by admeralthrawn2007-03-06 04:31:46
  Stormy, rain. Don't know about the temp. by Sharku2007-03-06 04:30:54
  Clear, cold, windy. 18F and gusts to 40mph (n/t) by Havoc2007-03-06 04:16:38
  Landover, MD by jpprater2007-03-06 04:03:17
  10°C, cloudy, currently no rain by Fuxi2007-03-06 04:03:05
  Around 6F (-15C) with by binkley2007-03-06 03:22:57
  17 f with winds upwards of 40 mph by joecrouse2007-03-06 02:28:55
  Turku, Finland by nahkh2007-03-06 02:09:12
  Clear, at a frigid 46F. by Phoon2007-03-06 01:57:09
  In Oxford it's about 10 deg C... by gibbo_monster2007-03-06 01:55:23
  according to the met service, 20c at 10pm by shortandsweet2007-03-06 01:54:44
  It's warm only -5C and hard side winds with snow. by karl-henrik2007-03-06 01:52:36
  Melbourne .au at 8.40pm local time by purplepineapple2007-03-06 01:39:18
    It's Melbourne by fitzso2007-03-06 01:41:54
      Meeting at local animal hospital tomorrow by purplepineapple2007-03-06 03:26:09
      Melbourne. You WILL experience all four seasons, by fudje2007-03-06 03:15:50
  New Orleans, Louisiana, USA about 3AM CST by ideur2007-03-06 01:16:03
  Ringwood, UK. by JimK2007-03-06 00:54:24
  See for yourself. by CALL-1982007-03-06 00:51:37
  Local time is 09:48 by hieraco2007-03-06 00:49:34
  The kiki bird has his mouth frozen shut. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 00:49:21
    Pennsylvania. Missed that part of the question. (n/t) by RetiQlum22007-03-06 00:50:04
  Newcastle Oz. by FNORDer2007-03-06 00:45:29
    You're in Newcastle?? by fitzso2007-03-06 00:49:07
  Perth, Australia by dab2007-03-06 00:41:08
  sodding rain, lots of hard wind. by klar_at_work2007-03-06 00:40:31
  Clouds, 8°C, no rain.Magdeburg, Germany (GMT+0100) (n/t) by cuboci2007-03-06 00:40:30
  Sunny, some thin veily clouds. by vectorz2007-03-06 00:36:23
    gasp. Global warming in the alps. by klar_at_work2007-03-06 00:41:45
    We had some wicked storms by fitzso2007-03-06 00:41:20
  I'm in Tuggeranong, Australia by fudje2007-03-06 00:35:21
  dont ask me that NOW by inkey2007-03-06 00:30:01
    *shrug* by amp_man2007-03-06 00:31:43
Comment Board Trivia by count_02007-03-06 00:04:17
  Calling time by basher202007-03-06 06:09:20
    "Mouse cartoontime now is here" by skern2007-03-06 10:08:02
Translations by Nea2007-03-06 00:01:02
  Finnish / Suomi by nahkh2007-03-06 02:03:08
    kiitos! (n/t) by yetzt2007-03-06 03:23:02
      What?/Mitä? by nahkh2007-03-06 08:11:14
        More bilingual posts would be fun =) (n/t) by kyrasantae2007-03-06 14:11:02
    Korjaus by afterburner2007-03-06 02:25:13
      Ohops by nahkh2007-03-06 03:07:32
  Dutch / Nederlands TLP (n/t) by madjo2007-03-06 01:11:41
    Door MadJo by madjo2007-03-06 01:12:37
  German Top-Post (n/t) by dg2fer2007-03-06 00:12:42
    by EvanTreborn by evantreborn2007-03-06 00:39:07
    Deutsch by dg2fer2007-03-06 00:26:16
      Wenn man jetzt noch eine by c3po2007-03-06 00:39:04
        Microsofts Gängelungs-Anwendung (n/t) by ripley82007-03-06 01:45:42
          Winzigweichs Überwachungs-Trojaner by zoxer2007-03-06 05:21:12
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2007-03-06 00:00:40
  Ooh, I made top 200! :) (n/t) by Narc2007-03-06 03:20:06
Question of the Day! by kickstart2007-03-06 00:00:03
  Faith in Christ (n/t) by sstacks2007-03-06 12:15:38
  I plan to restore the Irvine Ranch by SouthpawPL2007-03-06 11:42:44
  You mean I get better? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2007-03-06 07:52:08
  Actually I was hoping to be on the team by todAnthony2007-03-06 07:07:54
  Tread softly, and carry a big stick. (n/t) by Audio2007-03-06 06:39:49
  Rule the new world by vckhaze2007-03-06 06:37:20
  I don't (n/t) by voxwoman2007-03-06 04:50:37
  Ooo... experiment day! (n/t) by etwas_egal2007-03-06 04:43:05
  Converting the campus into a fiefdom by admeralthrawn2007-03-06 03:59:29
  Own and run a tavern/rooming house, and a by Danu2007-03-06 03:54:31
  I'll be secure in the knowledge that by rorajoey2007-03-06 02:18:20
  I stay home. by aix tom2007-03-06 02:14:35
  Private island. by karl-henrik2007-03-06 01:54:23
  Tinned food, a can opener, fire things, and enough by shortandsweet2007-03-06 01:47:19
  Go into suspended animation. by TheCatMan2007-03-06 01:44:05
  I'd kill... by Fuxi2007-03-06 01:01:05
    Angela and her "Rumpeltruppe"? by aix tom2007-03-06 01:56:43
      I'll pay for the ammo and equipment of we can do by karl-henrik2007-03-06 03:49:32
        Man, by krikkert2007-03-06 04:33:06
          I just named a few rotten apples... by karl-henrik2007-03-06 05:07:13
          You might be the only one whose government by voxwoman2007-03-06 04:52:57
            Amen to that. by aix tom2007-03-06 08:34:31
  My plan is to rebuild it of course. by CALL-1982007-03-06 00:46:36
  I'll be screwed by ShinGetterPoPo2007-03-06 00:30:42
    Hey, pst. You survival here depends on having an by klar_at_work2007-03-06 00:45:08
  wow! you mean ... by inkey2007-03-06 00:29:14
  As long as the web is still accessable i'll be by confused.brit2007-03-06 00:27:29
    and sanity is over-rated anyway (n/t) by confused.brit2007-03-06 00:30:40
      just what IS by fitzso2007-03-06 00:33:17
        The state of mind I am in. Meaning, you are all In by klar_at_work2007-03-06 01:33:37
  Now thats a hard question. by Ascag2007-03-06 00:25:05
  Access a cache, by FNORDer2007-03-06 00:18:27
    You do not want to build that city ON by klar_at_work2007-03-06 00:25:27
      more like fence them in. (n/t) by FNORDer2007-03-06 00:41:11
  Rifle, shotgun, bird-dog, hills. by RetiQlum22007-03-06 00:18:21
    Weellll by fitzso2007-03-06 00:19:17
      Or bludgeon birds... by bwkaz2007-03-06 04:05:36
  build a porch by fitzso2007-03-06 00:17:05
    Oh, and have a rocking chair on the porch. (n/t) by fitzso2007-03-06 00:17:28
  start my own religion (n/t) by Klymer2007-03-06 00:15:43
  None what so ever by Spisefisken2007-03-06 00:07:58
  Last time it happened I survived by hieraco2007-03-06 00:06:10
    you might want to soak them in marinade first by madjo2007-03-06 04:39:27
      I'll give it a try by hieraco2007-03-06 07:31:31
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2007-03-06 00:00:01
  achickenpluckertwistedElmerrealllllyhard by ideur2007-03-06 00:00:58
    Purple in Opera by vectorz2007-03-06 00:04:58

 

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