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Cartoon for Dec 23, 2006
Strip for Dec 23, 2006
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ATTN: MicroSoft by hieraco2006-12-24 02:02:23
*gives up* by themadkansan2006-12-23 23:45:41
  *ropes tmk* by babywhizIT2006-12-23 23:47:16
    *gives up too* by babywhizIT2006-12-24 00:06:24
      *gives in and gives out* by hieraco2006-12-24 02:24:10
3D Modeling by maximumbob2006-12-23 23:20:42
  start with a close up scene by hieraco2006-12-24 00:05:33
  You're looking for 'forced perspective'. by Phoon2006-12-23 23:28:12
  Depth cues. by Didactylos2006-12-23 23:27:13
    Yah, scale by maximumbob2006-12-23 23:45:25
      The brain uses 3 things by Didactylos2006-12-23 23:58:04
A question for you... by shadowsystems2006-12-23 22:44:07
  24-25 days. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-12-23 23:22:01
  A bit over a month, if the connection stays up. by ideur2006-12-23 23:18:59
    Tapes work well too. by manxmania2006-12-23 23:39:22
      Nah, it's easy to encrypt a CD/DVD... by shadowsystems2006-12-23 23:46:49
  I'll be doing something similar soon.. by Arivia2006-12-23 22:50:28
    You could pick up a USB2 riser card by Kickstart2006-12-23 22:52:04
      Too much trouble for just this one thing. by Arivia2006-12-23 22:56:12
        Tried downloading updated drivers? (n/t) by Arachnid2006-12-24 00:22:29
  Too long. by manxmania2006-12-23 22:49:52
    YOU know that, and *I* know that, but by shadowsystems2006-12-23 23:00:11
      Ah. Why didn't you say it was a PHB/beancounter by manxmania2006-12-23 23:13:32
        (Biting. Lip. ... Must. Not. Laugh.) by shadowsystems2006-12-23 23:43:38
  Do the words "heat death of the universe"... by Phoon2006-12-23 22:47:22
    Really? That's a LOT shorter than I feared. =)P by shadowsystems2006-12-23 22:57:40
  Uploading or downloading? by snate2006-12-23 22:47:10
    Both. =D by shadowsystems2006-12-23 22:56:03
      Intellectual vs Emotional Grasp of Numbers. by manxmania2006-12-23 23:26:15
        Been there, done that. by Klaranth2006-12-24 02:47:02
        Some days you're the statue... by shadowsystems2006-12-23 23:42:48
Do you feel like a man when you push her around? by Phoon2006-12-23 22:43:00
  Hey Phoon, There is a reply to you in my diary. (n (n/t) by snate2006-12-23 22:46:08
:-D by MrTrick2006-12-23 22:40:03
  *checks fridge* by hieraco2006-12-23 23:58:29
  *THWAP* Bad Parents, No Goodies for you! =)P by shadowsystems2006-12-23 22:41:53
Imprisonment conditions imposed by the US by Arachnid2006-12-23 22:21:32
  "A Christian society that believes in neither by shminux2006-12-23 23:25:30
    If he does, it might be wise by ToLazyToThink2006-12-23 23:40:22
  What's really sad is that none of this is a surpri by Kickstart2006-12-23 22:46:54
    U.S. Prisons by Illiad2006-12-23 22:54:17
Hey, babywhizIT. Since you're around let me tell by snate2006-12-23 21:43:52
  AAAHHH! I haven't heard that song in... by babywhizIT2006-12-23 23:34:31
    I bought it from Napster. by snate2006-12-23 23:39:38
      Aww..that's too cute! I love it! (n/t) by babywhizIT2006-12-23 23:43:46
Sympathy, please by notdeadyet2006-12-23 21:35:13
  *Hands over sympathy and good whiskey* by Stuka2006-12-23 21:46:18
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2006-12-23 21:00:02
  (Scampers in with a "Santa Hat" on his head.) by shadowsystems2006-12-23 21:05:53
    ohhh my... by babywhizIT2006-12-23 21:33:54
      (Distracts you with a large, clear plastic binder. by shadowsystems2006-12-23 22:40:16
        hahahhahhaha... by babywhizIT2006-12-23 23:51:42
          (Holds up the empty plate) by shadowsystems2006-12-23 23:55:00
            *gasps* by babywhizIT2006-12-23 23:58:55
Ain't medical science wonderful? by run.dll2006-12-23 20:24:00
  Until you read further down by shminux2006-12-23 20:31:39
    Not to mention... by josie_beller2006-12-23 20:37:59
Cool or stupid? by Kickstart2006-12-23 20:21:38
  Neither by TheGM2006-12-24 00:01:42
  Software <--> Softwood by hieraco2006-12-23 23:52:51
    But, if you mount software on hardwood, by shadowsystems2006-12-23 23:57:49
  BUT! There might be a "saving grace"! by shadowsystems2006-12-23 22:33:47
  Dumb'nStupid. Twice as expensive than a by lab rat2006-12-23 22:17:43
  Dumber than a box of rocks. by retiqlum22006-12-23 21:45:32
    And I'd like to see you TRY plug in... by manxmania2006-12-23 22:06:19
  I vote really, really by notdeadyet2006-12-23 21:36:47
    The Chia pet might be stupid in and of themselves by joecrouse2006-12-23 21:38:51
      Ah, so money makes the difference then by notdeadyet2006-12-23 21:47:48
        *scribbles out the word 'stupid'* by themadkansan2006-12-23 21:52:17
          Scribbles out "popular" and writes in by shadowsystems2006-12-23 22:29:48
            "I wish I could invent something really sheeple" by themadkansan2006-12-23 22:32:46
              Derranged, Yes. Choking a Brit, no. =)P by shadowsystems2006-12-23 22:34:57
                *performs mind trick on you* by themadkansan2006-12-23 23:26:53
                  *Snort* by shadowsystems2006-12-23 23:39:34
                    *refrains from using Grip* (n/t) by themadkansan2006-12-23 23:42:12
                      (Hovers over, puts a Santa Hat on you, and flies by shadowsystems2006-12-23 23:52:32
  One wonders if this is a bawdy excuse for a pun. by kahuana2006-12-23 21:27:38
  With geeks, it can be both. by tallastro2006-12-23 20:29:22
    No, that's just stupid. =)P by shadowsystems2006-12-23 20:54:54
      "given the -nature- of the software" :) (n/t) by maximumbob2006-12-23 23:06:00
      How about a usb drive built into a rock? by Arman X2006-12-23 21:13:15
        Yes & no... =)P by shadowsystems2006-12-23 22:28:47
Bah humbug.... by Bastetsmuse2006-12-23 20:05:12
  While I'm not allergic (to foods) I don't care for by jayfarm2006-12-23 21:04:35
  I always ask for them to be castrated. by shadowsystems2006-12-23 20:56:01
    I used to say I only ate female food by josie_beller2006-12-23 21:10:02
      (ROTFLMAO) =D by shadowsystems2006-12-23 22:36:21
Holiday gathering.... by Bastetsmuse2006-12-23 19:53:11
ATTN: WCG folks (re: BOINC server) by sgrunt2006-12-23 19:41:03
  Yep. Mine are reporting like crazy. by manxmania2006-12-23 22:13:02
Next Christmas is in the northern hemisphere by fitzso2006-12-23 19:19:37
  *Waves* Pick me! Pick Me! by babywhizIT2006-12-23 21:35:00
I heard DR's christmas song tonite. by tallastro2006-12-23 19:14:17
  Like these?? by VivianC2006-12-23 20:09:57
    I saw those too. by tallastro2006-12-23 20:25:00
YEAY! Christmas cookies! by shadowsystems2006-12-23 19:07:06
  I'm in the middle of Gingerbread houses... by babywhizIT2006-12-23 20:50:48
    I've got 4 cats... by shadowsystems2006-12-23 20:59:09
      I do know a bit about how you feel...we have G Pig by babywhizIT2006-12-23 21:12:48
        Really? Hummm.... by shadowsystems2006-12-23 22:27:38
          *faints* by babywhizIT2006-12-23 23:35:42
            *Awwww* They're SO cute when they do that! by shadowsystems2006-12-23 23:37:49
              Yes, that part is kinda gross... by babywhizIT2006-12-23 23:46:00
                (Nodding) An old friend of mine by shadowsystems2006-12-23 23:49:51
                  HAHAHA! by babywhizIT2006-12-24 00:02:16
  I'm making a loaf of by Bastetsmuse2006-12-23 19:51:39
    Maple bread? by shadowsystems2006-12-23 21:00:37
  Cool, my Granny sends me a tin of her homemade by JG12006-12-23 19:31:17
    put the crumbles on ice cream? (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2006-12-23 20:04:35
    Well, I'm impressed. =) by shadowsystems2006-12-23 19:35:05
ok who stole the by laserman2006-12-23 19:04:19
  ...i did it... by isaac leese2006-12-23 19:05:09
till X do us part by dennismv2006-12-23 18:48:24
  *applause!* by babywhizIT2006-12-23 19:16:35
    I think that may be easier to do for those of... by CALL-1982006-12-23 19:37:44
    :) by dennismv2006-12-23 19:30:51
      Both... by babywhizIT2006-12-23 20:49:21
Well, its time has finally come. by ChuckAB2006-12-23 18:37:35
  Where abouts are ya in the world? (n/t) by jayfarm2006-12-23 18:50:18
    On the surface. by ChuckAB2006-12-23 19:00:32
Evil Dead 2 is on That is all. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-12-23 18:32:22
  I can't do those type of shows anymore... by babywhizIT2006-12-23 19:18:14
    Oh come on that movie Is FUNNY! (n/t) by joecrouse2006-12-23 21:33:39
      Ok, the rolling head part was funny... by babywhizIT2006-12-23 21:36:07
Die, Yahoo! Die Die Die! by KingOfFools2006-12-23 18:07:00
  It won't stop dying for me by Arachnid2006-12-23 21:46:51
    Can you change registry entries on your workputer? by themadkansan2006-12-23 23:33:51
  what if Yahoo really dies ? by dennismv2006-12-23 18:55:51
    Will the police arrest KingOfFools? (n/t) by kahuana2006-12-23 19:38:36
      Nah, he's got an alibi... =)P by shadowsystems2006-12-23 19:46:08
  Tried MSConfig? Services.MSC? by shadowsystems2006-12-23 18:54:58
  *ponders what Alt f4 may feel like* by shminux2006-12-23 18:09:53
    Bit lower than a soprano F4. ;-D (n/t) by Sharku2006-12-23 18:17:11
    *snickers* In MY head, it's always Friday...(n/t) by KingOfFools2006-12-23 18:14:27
  on a WinXP system, btw (n/t) by KingOfFools2006-12-23 18:07:23
You know you're a UFie when . . by hadji2006-12-23 17:39:38
  How about a best imPOSTor competition? by shminux2006-12-23 18:04:25
    ..you've got me wrong, completely wrong... (n/t) by Arivia2006-12-23 18:08:20
  And what are my posts like? by Arivia2006-12-23 17:47:39
    Mostly capital. (n/t) by kahuana2006-12-23 17:51:25
SOTM: Mira Calix - The Wolf, The Sheep & The Door by Arivia2006-12-23 17:36:11
"It's a wonderful life." by Klaranth2006-12-23 17:19:14
  dunno, never seen that one by hieraco2006-12-23 23:48:31
  Holiday BS. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-12-23 17:53:35
  Another American classic. :-) (n/t) by hadji2006-12-23 17:36:30
  Insanity's crescendo? by Arivia2006-12-23 17:30:11
Amazing, an old diary and no clutter? by Klaranth2006-12-23 17:01:54
You are 16, going on 17.... by babywhizIT2006-12-23 16:55:44
  We are watching the same thing! :) (n/t) by VivianC2006-12-23 20:05:37
    =D by babywhizIT2006-12-23 23:38:04
  Oh De Lay Oh De Lay Dee Doo... by babywhizIT2006-12-23 17:53:49
Remember Boys and Girls, Pants First, Then Shoes. by snate2006-12-23 16:45:34
Got a lovely gift today. by rorajoey2006-12-23 15:46:43
  I have this one, One Quark, Two Quark.... by josie_beller2006-12-23 20:59:57
    That shirt is AWESOME. (n/t) by sgrunt2006-12-23 21:09:59
  All of it. (n/t) by Arivia2006-12-23 16:40:38
  I can't see the equation. :-( (n/t) by CALL-1982006-12-23 16:25:17
    Link by run.dll2006-12-23 16:32:48
      I remember something like them from college math.. by bwkaz2006-12-23 19:15:04
I do so love my husband... by LthrOttr2006-12-23 15:45:29
  He's a cool dude. by Illiad2006-12-23 15:51:06
Language UFies: nitpick by run.dll2006-12-23 15:09:14
  I wonder how long the unvalued and undervalued by kahuana2006-12-23 19:46:54
  Technically, no. by Feng_Li2006-12-23 16:45:16
  Grammatically it's ambiguous, not outright incorre by bobmon2006-12-23 15:43:00
  Arguable but not so bad. by hobbs2006-12-23 15:21:25
    "The intent is clear ..." by run.dll2006-12-23 15:34:28
For the last 2.5 hours.... by da-gimp2006-12-23 15:04:07
Christmass garbage is wrapped by joecrouse2006-12-23 14:56:48
Fish Heads, Rolly Polly Fish Heads by snate2006-12-23 14:46:39
  Wet Dream by snate2006-12-23 14:59:02
  I'm My Own Grandpaw by snate2006-12-23 14:48:55
Silly joke: What do you call an exploding monkey? by JimK2006-12-23 14:35:08
  Silly joke: Why does a chicken coop by josie_beller2006-12-23 21:02:29
    Ow. That one hurt. (n/t) by snate2006-12-23 21:18:12
  Silly joke: For what do you need Ethernet? by Ascag2006-12-23 15:29:41
  Silly joke: Who brings Yule presents for cats? by hieraco2006-12-23 14:42:46
    I would have thought ... by ChuckAB2006-12-23 18:44:14
  *thwap* (n/t) by Klaranth2006-12-23 14:37:48
How many of you play(ed) Magig: The Gathering ? by Bonzo2006-12-23 14:26:13
  I played back in...94-95ish by Stuka2006-12-23 21:25:03
  Yes. (n/t) by raptor_872006-12-23 16:46:27
  i used to play... by psychosomaticdr2006-12-23 15:48:57
    That must have been devastating. (n/t) by retiqlum22006-12-23 16:30:31
    Burning alphas... by Illiad2006-12-23 15:51:56
      believe me by psychosomaticdr2006-12-23 16:08:54
  I played a couple of times at a con by retiqlum22006-12-23 15:34:10
  I did back in the day. by da-gimp2006-12-23 15:06:12
  Beta tested. by Illiad2006-12-23 14:39:51
    Ever seen the Unglued cards? Hilarious. (n/t) by Klaranth2006-12-23 15:02:59
      Unhinged was even better. by Arivia2006-12-23 15:08:55
        They should finish that block with "Unrated". (n/t) by Phoon2006-12-23 19:48:58
  Played it by FST7772006-12-23 14:33:48
    Ditto (n/t) by VonRotnKoln2006-12-23 21:45:00
  Still got 3000 cards here ... by Klaranth2006-12-23 14:32:04
    Meh by ttlogic2006-12-23 14:45:54
      If said $housemate is interested. by Klaranth2006-12-23 16:47:51
  I was sucked in for a few years by acrisius2006-12-23 14:31:49
vvv *Points down at the Crypto Thread* vvv (n/t) by Kickstart2006-12-23 14:23:54
  Yay! by acrisius2006-12-23 14:30:51
    I think I have another written up by Kickstart2006-12-23 16:39:02
Ok... so who stole my ink? by Bellator2006-12-23 14:17:30
  I drank it. by Arivia2006-12-23 14:18:02
    I have whiskey, tequila, coke, orange juice... by Bellator2006-12-23 14:21:36
      Dodd's kidney pills. by run.dll2006-12-23 16:41:23
        HAHAHAHAHA :-D (n/t) by snate2006-12-23 16:44:00
Home made Tzatziki - Yum by hieraco2006-12-23 13:42:59
  speaking of too much garlic by robertltux2006-12-23 20:04:43
  But was it worth it? (n/t) by Lady-Luna2006-12-23 15:16:20
I love my bread machine.... by Bastetsmuse2006-12-23 13:31:10
  I was disappointed with mine by SnappingTurtle2006-12-23 17:11:04
  Used my mom's a few times. by manxmania2006-12-23 13:35:57
Linux question: setting default media player by Arman X2006-12-23 12:57:01
  KDE-related answer: by FST7772006-12-23 14:12:52
    hmm... I'll have to look at that. Too late now, as by Arman X2006-12-23 15:11:21
  Bah, forgot to mention: KUbuntu 6.06 (n/t) by Arman X2006-12-23 13:00:58
*still wondering where her paycheque is* by Rogue19712006-12-23 12:43:19
  It probably all went to ACTRA dues. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2006-12-23 12:59:25
stargate atlantis: did the episode 'Sunday' (ep314 by ag_wyvern2006-12-23 12:38:09
  Not sure by Lady-Luna2006-12-23 12:50:22
    much thanks! (n/t) by ag_wyvern2006-12-23 13:12:48
Christmas Carols for the Disturbed by SoylentGreen2006-12-23 12:37:25
  Delusional... by manxmania2006-12-23 13:42:46
    multiple personality dossorder by Rogue19712006-12-23 14:10:02
      s/dossorder/dissorder (n/t) by Rogue19712006-12-23 14:20:29
        s/dossorder/DOSorder by run.dll2006-12-23 14:35:05
    DSM-IV Diagnoses and Codes by run.dll2006-12-23 14:03:51
Windows equivalent to "ps -e"? by oot2006-12-23 11:49:21
  Also try this by Lord Driminicus2006-12-23 15:47:36
    Thank you! (n/t) by oot2006-12-23 16:47:35
  Look here by Stuka2006-12-23 11:56:06
    Ooh. That's useful to me, as well. by KingOfFools2006-12-23 18:16:02
    Ooh... perfect! Thank you! (n/t) by oot2006-12-23 13:29:29
    Ooooh, very nice, bookmarked! Thx Stuka. ;-) (n/t) by Sharku2006-12-23 12:54:40
  Perhaps by Didactylos2006-12-23 11:53:52
    Thanks! (n/t) by oot2006-12-23 13:29:36
Has anyone ever made Cold carbonated Coffee? by joecrouse2006-12-23 11:08:04
  Sorry. Already patented! bloody US patent office. by Jeff_UK2006-12-23 14:24:43
    That only covers the machine. by joecrouse2006-12-23 14:49:02
  You, sir, have just insulted every single geek on by FST7772006-12-23 14:16:27
    By implying no-ones thought of it? by Jeff_UK2006-12-23 14:22:55
      NO! by FST7772006-12-23 14:27:33
        I drink cold coffee all the time... by Jeff_UK2006-12-23 14:55:19
          That can be just as dangerous as attempting to... by CALL-1982006-12-23 16:10:20
            That would be greatfor cold coffee. by retiqlum22006-12-23 17:23:10
              Depends how fast your office drinks coffee. by CALL-1982006-12-23 17:44:04
            Further safety notes: by CALL-1982006-12-23 16:17:17
          Cold coffee is expired coffee by FST7772006-12-23 15:45:49
  Who would want an eiskaffee spritzer? by kahuana2006-12-23 13:31:19
  Coca-cola Blak by iarann2006-12-23 11:17:35
    the website sounds like a porn movie. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-12-23 11:43:37
    NO I mean actual coffee by joecrouse2006-12-23 11:42:32
      Not sure ... by iarann2006-12-23 11:52:10
  No, and why would you WANT to? by Bastetsmuse2006-12-23 11:10:21
IM Dreaming of tuesday when all this nonsense will by joecrouse2006-12-23 11:07:14
  Tuesday is when the New Years hype kicks off! by kahuana2006-12-23 13:42:56
    That I can at least ignore with a non news channel by joecrouse2006-12-23 14:51:02
      heh... by isaac leese2006-12-23 19:08:06
  DEATH TO XMAS MUZAK!!! (n/t) by oot2006-12-23 11:53:48
    *stabs you in the ear* by Arivia2006-12-23 11:56:57
Today is Christmas Eve Eve by SnappingTurtle2006-12-23 10:36:26
  it means christmas is already over... by lux2006-12-23 16:55:39
  No, it's Christmas Eve here by fitzso2006-12-23 12:49:26
  It means I am at work. by JPaganel2006-12-23 12:47:04
  It's already christmas eve here (n/t) by Arachnid2006-12-23 12:10:11
  Laundry. Cleaning. Food prep... by Bastetsmuse2006-12-23 11:11:12
  It's St. Thorlakur's Mass by Lady-Luna2006-12-23 10:58:18
    Eating ice skates, that's a weird tradition by SnappingTurtle2006-12-23 11:20:47
      It's all in the fermentation. by Lady-Luna2006-12-23 11:41:36
  Cooking. (n/t) by Arivia2006-12-23 10:37:35
  Gotta get the presents wrapped by SnappingTurtle2006-12-23 10:37:04
AJ doesn't have a mouth in the first two frames by SnappingTurtle2006-12-23 10:01:50
  "Mister Anderson!" by jdelphiki2006-12-23 11:22:27
  Behind the mike? (n/t) by Silverfire2006-12-23 10:04:36
Earthquakes are fun... by LthrOttr2006-12-23 09:54:59
  That's nothin'! If ya want REAL earthquakes... by jdelphiki2006-12-23 11:42:33
    Real earthQuake try living on the RoF by robertltux2006-12-23 20:21:31
    Hubby is arriving shortly... by LthrOttr2006-12-23 12:12:33
Damned elves!! by Illiad2006-12-23 09:27:45
  41912 placed 8556 by Nightwind2006-12-23 10:42:42
  From last night, 8946 rank, 23751 score. by arktus2006-12-23 10:06:14
    yea managed to make it up to 23k to by joecrouse2006-12-23 10:21:42
  32146 global rank 15k+ score (n/t) by joecrouse2006-12-23 09:41:47
  Say Illiad! by Rogue19712006-12-23 09:40:32
    It's "in the mail." by Illiad2006-12-23 13:21:04
Looking for my software, Found my tarot cards by hieraco2006-12-23 08:05:57
  You lost your tarot cards? that has to be ironic by Jeff_UK2006-12-23 08:10:33
    nah for me it is typical by hieraco2006-12-23 08:37:16
      Try the one labelled " Cooking utensils" (n/t) by Klaranth2006-12-23 08:51:05
        Hehe, I just had this mental image of hieraco... by Sharku2006-12-23 09:02:51
          You know CDs are perfect for slicing pizza. (n/t) by Klaranth2006-12-23 09:04:54
            I knew there must be better use for AOL CDs then.. by CALL-1982006-12-23 09:08:56
              I use mine as reflectors around the garden by hieraco2006-12-23 10:11:32
                I cut them into strips and make by joecrouse2006-12-23 11:45:24
                Ah, Birds with taste (n/t) by ShadoCat2006-12-23 11:13:15
              Yeah they make nifty mobiles. LOL (n/t) by Silverfire2006-12-23 09:57:56
Why doesn't my Opera like Flash 8? by ChuckAB2006-12-23 07:40:55
  nitpick: it's not "my Opera" by Freakazoid2006-12-23 09:34:04
    But it could be his *instance* of Opera (n/t) by Concept2006-12-23 09:46:35
      Precisely. by ChuckAB2006-12-23 12:06:38
        You own the car by FST7772006-12-23 14:26:24
  Well, maybe not the LOTD - but there are several by ChuckAB2006-12-23 07:51:05
Heureka! Finally back online! by scum2006-12-23 07:20:41
  Merry Christmas, may all your boots be error-free by Jeff_UK2006-12-23 07:25:43
One shudders to think of the material components. by Esteis2006-12-23 07:04:56
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-12-23 06:57:36
*sucks end of candy cane into a razor sharp point by Rogue19712006-12-23 06:47:14
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2006-12-23 05:30:02
LOTD *omg* by oedlan2006-12-23 05:09:52
  But i like sprouts! :-) by ideur2006-12-23 05:32:43
    I get them free!! :P by Jeff_UK2006-12-23 05:34:06
  I love well-cooked sprouts... by Jeff_UK2006-12-23 05:20:56
    Whew! You had me there for a mo'. by manxmania2006-12-23 13:31:57
      Ok, i love rare sprouts :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-12-23 14:21:38
        I love *properly* cooked sprouts too. (n/t) by snate2006-12-23 14:28:36
  All I get is "You need to upgrade your Flash Playe by ripley82006-12-23 05:15:00
    if you have scripts blocked, you need to enable by hieraco2006-12-23 05:43:12
      If they weren't so stupid I could have clicked on by ripley82006-12-23 09:42:57
    You only need version 7.xxx by ideur2006-12-23 05:29:40
      It's not so much a question of availability. by ripley82006-12-23 09:39:04
Yuck. Instant headache. by ripley82006-12-23 05:06:47
  Of course you couldn't by oedlan2006-12-23 05:10:55
Merry Christmas, UFieland! by Tyop2006-12-23 04:32:25
  Merry Christmas Tyop! (n/t) by thejugglingking2006-12-23 05:10:42
  Not even Carrier Pidgeons? (n/t) by ideur2006-12-23 04:36:49
    There on the menu for Christmas dinner (n/t) by Rogue19712006-12-23 05:11:23
      THEY'RE on the menu for Christmas dinner by UGuardian2006-12-23 05:40:45
        *re-edits* There, on the menu for Christmas dinner by Arman X2006-12-23 10:09:51
W:ET Bar by AndyA2006-12-23 04:00:02
  Dang, where'd everybody go? by Stuka2006-12-23 12:43:11
  Vidi Mr.Claws and I are waiting on the server! (n/t) by thejugglingking2006-12-23 07:33:08
    Attn: thejugglingking by vidi2006-12-23 08:56:59
  Okay, who wants to play ET? by thejugglingking2006-12-23 04:13:28
    Want? yes, but i'm still at work ... by ideur2006-12-23 04:40:55
      lol by thejugglingking2006-12-23 05:09:45
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWW by snate2006-12-23 03:34:23
  in a couple of months hed be a good lunch. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-12-23 09:55:07
If A.J. is the DM, by WolfenOne2006-12-23 03:09:18
  There must be other guys around... by Ascag2006-12-23 05:45:35
    "Hola" need not indicate hispanicity. by Esteis2006-12-23 08:27:31
  Erwin..? by oedlan2006-12-23 05:03:11
  *caughs* by Rogue19712006-12-23 04:48:47
  Well... by FNORDer2006-12-23 03:36:36
    I could see all of those, except Stef. by WolfenOne2006-12-23 03:42:41
      Nah, Stef as a druid... by acrisius2006-12-23 14:26:03
      Stef as a priest? by hieraco2006-12-23 06:27:32
        Gates of heaven or Gates of hell? by kahuana2006-12-23 09:53:14
          Have you ever (re)installed windows? by hieraco2006-12-23 10:13:14
            Heh. It's so bad that I take a "clean" snapshot by kahuana2006-12-23 10:22:19
      I can see him as an incredibly annoying by Eternal_Newbie2006-12-23 03:47:07
        Just think of the possibilities coming from: by bwkaz2006-12-23 05:38:30
        I was thinking of by FNORDer2006-12-23 05:12:03
  My opinion ... by roolegion2006-12-23 03:26:32
Someone asked the other day how to rollback the by Rogue19712006-12-23 02:33:10
  I asked yesterday by hieraco2006-12-23 03:01:23
    Hm.. misread that by Macrobiotic2006-12-23 05:47:32
  What do you hate about it? (n/t) by arcrider742006-12-23 02:44:00
    Lets see ... by Rogue19712006-12-23 03:00:44
      sounds more a bad install by Freakazoid2006-12-23 09:39:36
        I agree, I just had the same thing happen and by arcrider742006-12-23 19:32:28
      Just off the top of my head by Eternal_Newbie2006-12-23 03:24:05
        Should be ~/.mozilla/firefox/ - missed dot (n/t) by Eternal_Newbie2006-12-23 03:26:19
OMG! I'm famous, I'm in a Illiad cartoon!!!!!!!!!! by Rogue19712006-12-23 02:12:54
  Actually, that was my very first thought when I re by ag_wyvern2006-12-23 09:19:01
    s/ght/ad it/ (n/t) by ag_wyvern2006-12-23 09:19:52
  What? You smell bad and look shifty? :P (n/t) by Klaranth2006-12-23 03:07:05
  Ever noticed the coffee machine? by cokish2006-12-23 02:14:02
    Yeah, well I had a starring role! by hobsonschoice2006-12-23 05:00:50
But, but, but... by WolfenOne2006-12-23 01:59:21
  Actually, you're half right. by warpmind2006-12-23 09:09:18
    And if they have a scroll even Wizards should be by Silverfire2006-12-23 10:01:20
      Actually, for that... by warpmind2006-12-23 14:54:27
  No no. Silence is easy. by Michiel2006-12-23 06:56:57
  AJ has done some scripting ... (n/t) by Klaranth2006-12-23 02:04:48
    lol by thejugglingking2006-12-23 03:13:34
Woot! by thejugglingking2006-12-23 01:56:53
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-12-23 01:00:02
  New crypto is ready for tomorrow (n/t) by Kickstart2006-12-23 19:00:59
  Clock solution by profv2006-12-23 14:15:21
    *bows at the feet of profv* by acrisius2006-12-23 14:29:24
      It took me some hours by profv2006-12-23 15:05:44
    Oh, my, god. by Kickstart2006-12-23 14:22:56
      What about the 9:00 anomaly? by profv2006-12-23 15:10:19
        Must be a typo by Kickstart2006-12-23 16:41:29
          Nope, but H and T are 9-letters (n/t) by Kickstart2006-12-23 18:38:02
            Oh...for clarity... by Kickstart2006-12-23 19:00:38
ARGH!! Send these people back to designers school by hieraco2006-12-23 00:36:48
  Ouch! Sunglasses anyone? (n/t) by Silverfire2006-12-23 10:02:12
  Anyone dared to click on the Christmas Jokes link? by davydd2006-12-23 02:43:32
  It makes me sick! by SnowStar2006-12-23 02:30:20
  Oy vey by UGuardian2006-12-23 02:00:14
    IE has a 'feature' which allows site to add by cokish2006-12-23 02:13:12
  New idea for a FF extension: Color Filter ! by cokish2006-12-23 01:58:07
    Florecent colours = no by hieraco2006-12-23 02:54:29
    The WebDeveloper extension lets you edit the CSS by l1nx2006-12-23 02:28:07
      Does it remember the settings for each page ? by cokish2006-12-23 02:40:09
        lol, yes it does by l1nx2006-12-23 02:53:20
        Don't know about FF by Jito4632006-12-23 02:42:52
  There is nothing wrong with that webpage by rhinobird2006-12-23 01:52:59
    ..that a bulk eraser wouldn't fix. :P (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-12-23 05:35:23
  Aarrgh My eyes by skeln2006-12-23 00:58:21
    yeah pretty much my opinion after checking by hieraco2006-12-23 01:04:21
    more bad smelling stuff: by ideur2006-12-23 01:03:28
      Looks like by skeln2006-12-23 02:09:22
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Didactylos2006-12-23 00:19:43
  *Brings in cookies* by Silverfire2006-12-23 10:04:03
  Day shift :) by GreyCrow2006-12-23 03:21:29
    W*rk - kind of by ripley82006-12-23 05:11:54
      Arrrh... by GreyCrow2006-12-23 05:35:55
        I don't mind the extra money by ripley82006-12-23 13:04:23
  May I schedule coffe for 8 hours from now? by vampire2006-12-23 01:50:23
    Since Didactylos is away, by WolfenOne2006-12-23 01:53:50
      I forgot to say thanks! :) by vampire2006-12-23 19:35:39
  /away Making mince pies (n/t) by Didactylos2006-12-23 01:27:30
    /back I think that was a success. (n/t) by Didactylos2006-12-23 02:43:09
  need crunchies by sunfolk2006-12-23 00:31:26
    Double espresso I can do... by Didactylos2006-12-23 00:39:53
      crunchies by sunfolk2006-12-23 00:49:09
Whoops! by hieraco2006-12-23 00:07:02
  Are draining and cisterns unheard of in Sweden? (n (n/t) by Tyop2006-12-23 00:11:28
    dunno, but I'm living on top of a hill by hieraco2006-12-23 00:16:37
      Great, you can convert the house into a big sled by ripley82006-12-23 00:25:45
        Nope Guldheden is a rock hill. by hieraco2006-12-23 00:36:14
    Are you implying the Swedes... by rhinobird2006-12-23 00:16:20
      I wonder what happened... by Tyop2006-12-23 00:28:57
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2006-12-23 00:03:11
Translations by Nea2006-12-23 00:01:01
  Suomi - Finnish by Pmn2006-12-23 06:53:36
  Deutsch / German (top post) (n/t) by leonidus2006-12-23 01:55:49
    Karlsruhbadisch by Ascag2006-12-23 04:53:24
      großartig! by poilf2006-12-23 14:58:31
    by leonidus by leonidus2006-12-23 02:04:02
      trottel by anniyka2006-12-24 01:46:20
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2006-12-23 00:00:28
  BOINC issue not resolved. by Didactylos2006-12-23 00:02:49
    It is now. Yay! (n/t) by manxmania2006-12-23 21:54:05
    Thanks for the update by iarann2006-12-23 05:44:47
    question. by walla2006-12-23 00:47:47
      There is a grace period after the deadline. by Didactylos2006-12-23 00:54:04
        thanks, and happpy holidays (n/t) by walla2006-12-23 00:57:55
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-12-23 00:00:04
  Sane & Dressed? =)P [n/t] by shadowsystems2006-12-23 17:11:24
  Toothpicks. by Arman X2006-12-23 13:06:44
  Duh... Bizarro SnappingTurtle (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2006-12-23 10:01:14
  politics (n/t) by Nightwind2006-12-23 09:48:55
  Hmm...luddite, conformist, glutton, ultrareligious by Concept2006-12-23 09:43:59
  Atheistic and uncaring, also... by sstacks2006-12-23 09:25:10
    cool I am your polar opposite. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-12-23 09:59:39
  I have yet to find someone who reciprocates. (n/t) by Esteis2006-12-23 06:33:42
  Unbreakable by da-gimp2006-12-23 05:12:43
  According to Boole 1 - me (n/t) by yazdi2006-12-23 04:59:44
  ShortTerra6 (n/t) by tallastro2006-12-23 04:57:25
  My step-sister by Ascag2006-12-23 04:36:56
  Cokish (n/t) by VanillaCokish2006-12-23 03:00:32
  VanillaCokish (n/t) by cokish2006-12-23 02:59:39
  I am my own anti-particle by rhinobird2006-12-23 01:35:17
    I am the antiproduct... by Arivia2006-12-23 01:36:54
      I am the Walrus by WolfenOne2006-12-23 01:37:44
        I am the WalMart by kahuana2006-12-23 13:17:07
  Hitler. (n/t) by Arivia2006-12-23 00:25:56
  Me * -1 by Spisefisken2006-12-23 00:18:27
    what about your multiplicative opposite? (n/t) by shadowboy8132006-12-23 09:29:23
  100001101001000010001010 (n/t) by Kickstart2006-12-23 00:16:24
    That is a good one! by ideur2006-12-23 05:51:04
  he, she, it, they, we, and I (n/t) by RunNeoRun2006-12-23 00:15:47
  encgbe_32 (n/t) by raptor_872006-12-23 00:13:57
  ouy (n/t) by WolfenOne2006-12-23 00:09:48
    Argh! Typo! by WolfenOne2006-12-23 00:10:22
  esrevinu lellarap a morf niwT livE yM by hieraco2006-12-23 00:09:26
  A physically fit, attractive woman, by Tyop2006-12-23 00:07:30
  Ram. by toysbfun2006-12-23 00:07:05
  !you (n/t) by ag_wyvern2006-12-23 00:00:36
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-12-23 00:00:02
  SoupNazibakedat425degreesDickClarkinthetrainingcou by ideur2006-12-23 00:02:21
    Pink in IE...I wonder what that soup tastes like? (n/t) by rhinobird2006-12-23 00:14:49
      Taste like "Long Pig" by ideur2006-12-23 00:19:16
      The world's oldest teen spirit (n/t) by Kickstart2006-12-23 00:18:38

 

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