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Cartoon for Nov 12, 2006
Strip for Nov 12, 2006
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Attn: Arivia: by RetiQlum22006-11-12 23:44:20
  Yesterdays abominations are todays Classic Gold by hieraco2006-11-13 03:48:31
  I know 11/49 of the artist on last.fm by imWACC02006-11-13 00:07:59
  Of course. by Arivia2006-11-12 23:46:24
    Yes, it is. by RetiQlum22006-11-13 00:00:04
      Taste is relative. by ag_wyvern2006-11-13 00:11:13
    Actually; yes, it is. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-12 23:47:10
      In your opinion. by Arivia2006-11-12 23:49:11
        You may find that in ten or twenty years... by RetiQlum22006-11-12 23:56:14
          I'm pretty sure I know myself well enough by Arivia2006-11-12 23:58:24
            *chuckle* by ag_wyvern2006-11-13 00:04:51
              my taste in music hasn't really changed the past by ts0032006-11-13 03:57:59
              *Raises hand* by imWACC02006-11-13 00:11:15
                *Hides behind WACCO's hand* by hieraco2006-11-13 03:51:39
Speaking of text messages.... by vectorz2006-11-12 23:35:26
Just saw the "Do you deserve your high school by DrDeisel2006-11-12 22:45:20
  I got 97% !! by OsteSpiser2006-11-12 23:42:57
  Lived long enough, I think by SnowStar2006-11-12 23:20:49
    80% also by imWACC02006-11-12 23:33:51
  I got 100%. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 22:58:48
  Thanks for pointing that out by AnalChemist2006-11-12 22:54:10
    97% here, too. Probably cause I didnt GO by Klaranth2006-11-12 22:58:36
      What the hell? by Arivia2006-11-12 23:01:53
        See what loud music can do to you? :) (n/t) by Klaranth2006-11-12 23:08:12
          And he ain't the first to tell you. :-) (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-12 23:19:10
            NYAH! NYAH NYAH NYAH! by Arivia2006-11-12 23:25:03
              What? You can't hear me? by RetiQlum22006-11-12 23:29:19
                Sorry, no. by Arivia2006-11-12 23:36:24
                  And if you're wondering what I do listen to.. by Arivia2006-11-12 23:38:54
                    I did that, and it plays garbage! (n/t) by hej2006-11-12 23:44:59
                      Garbage? Well, you'd get better sound from by krikkert2006-11-12 23:46:36
              After taking it with again... by Arivia2006-11-12 23:29:11
                You sure you did it again, or did you just by Klaranth2006-11-12 23:32:17
                Evidently that clearer head does not apply to by Arivia2006-11-12 23:29:46
      Ditto. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-12 22:59:23
Hey!! fitzso: Check the BOM storm warnings by chrisbee2006-11-12 22:38:57
Clueless Morgan?! by ag_wyvern2006-11-12 22:16:37
PalmOS5 or Windows Mobile or ??? by davydd2006-11-12 22:15:03
  WIndows Mobile is Windows by jeeves54542006-11-13 06:52:17
  PalmOS is not dead, but it smells like it... by StoHelit2006-11-13 06:19:02
  I use Windows Mobile 5 now. by Michiel2006-11-12 22:43:29
  I'm waiting very impatiently for the GSM 700p by Myke2006-11-12 22:32:10
  I've got a Treo 600. My wife has a T-Mobile MDA. by vetitice2006-11-12 22:23:17
"Inferno" isn't the full title. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 21:54:30
  And the episode where Jeff hooks up with... by RetiQlum22006-11-12 22:41:48
    "But she won't understand a word I'm saying!" by RetiQlum22006-11-12 22:47:45
  That episode was almost as funny as... by RetiQlum22006-11-12 22:30:02
  And what is the rest of the title? by hieraco2006-11-12 22:05:11
    "Lesbian Spank Inferno" by RetiQlum22006-11-12 22:08:23
      Bahahaha the title is awesome! (n/t) by Silverfire2006-11-12 22:12:41
  Eh? (n/t) by Silverfire2006-11-12 22:04:55
    The name of the show is "Coupling" by RetiQlum22006-11-12 22:09:10
      The episode I'm watching right now is "Inferno." by RetiQlum22006-11-12 22:12:35
  That show is bloody brilliant. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 22:04:50
    Is there a linky? (n/t) by Silverfire2006-11-12 22:05:25
      I'd post a link to a transcript... by RetiQlum22006-11-12 22:16:54
Any Swiss UFies? I might need some help. by Peace_man2006-11-12 21:28:27
  Thanks. I will get a phone number and/or by Peace_man2006-11-13 00:18:24
  Second Option :) by vectorz2006-11-12 23:17:30
  Post away by Control2006-11-12 21:42:34
    Is Saas Fee a good place for winter vacation? :) ( (n/t) by Myke2006-11-12 22:32:57
      If you have money to spare, then yes by Control2006-11-12 23:52:02
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2006-11-12 21:00:01
is it wrong to be considering making a pizza by Freakazoid2006-11-12 20:41:27
  using butter flavored cooking spray == good crust by Freakazoid2006-11-12 21:46:13
  It depends: by RetiQlum22006-11-12 20:45:31
    Especially if it's cold pizza. (n/t) by sgrunt2006-11-12 21:50:55
  if you're hungry, why not? (n/t) by fitzso2006-11-12 20:45:13
    Jinx! You owe me a beer! (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-12 20:46:30
      fine, but by fitzso2006-11-12 20:49:36
        Housework urges? by RetiQlum22006-11-12 21:02:27
          And she's rather good with rondel daggers too :) (n/t) by NemoHac2006-11-12 21:04:32
            It's a good thing that I live 1/2 a planet away. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-12 21:10:02
Anyone else notice that Microsoft's site is broken by kahuana2006-11-12 20:41:10
  It's not broken. by themadkansan2006-11-12 21:36:33
"Rush Hour 2" or "Out to Sea?" by RetiQlum22006-11-12 19:05:23
  Chan! (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-12 19:14:51
    Second! by da-gimp2006-11-12 20:06:48
  Haven't seen either by Rogue19712006-11-12 19:07:03
I've got Mad Skills!!!!! by Rogue19712006-11-12 18:21:14
  Reminds me of a "Matrix moment" by adiplomat2006-11-12 23:42:01
  Make sure the offspring knows... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-12 19:01:30
  Reminds me of a college buddy by Stuka2006-11-12 18:31:49
  Oh yes you do ! (n/t) by dennismv2006-11-12 18:27:18
Mmmmmmmm spagetty sauce sandwich!!!! (n/t) by Rogue19712006-11-12 17:54:12
  That's a pretty strange meal. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-12 18:06:33
    I put cheez wiz on waffles! by Rogue19712006-11-12 18:11:07
      *shudders* by RetiQlum22006-11-12 18:15:32
        Just because I have strange tastes dosen't mean by Rogue19712006-11-12 18:24:00
    Think meatball sub. Without the meatballs. (n/t) by kahuana2006-11-12 18:08:56
      I IS meat sauce. Just not in ball form! (n/t) by Rogue19712006-11-12 18:12:00
        Just sounds like a Sloppy Joe! (n/t) by ChuckAB2006-11-12 18:14:13
          aka meatsauce sammage (n/t) by lab rat2006-11-12 20:46:38
Ladies, if you go out to walk your dog, you might by hadji2006-11-12 17:05:53
  I'm sure she'd be very offended if you pointed by Peace_man2006-11-12 21:14:59
  hehehe by fitzso2006-11-12 17:31:37
    **pouts** (n/t) by NemoHac2006-11-12 19:13:44
      When I get home, mmkay? by fitzso2006-11-12 19:15:00
        But you'll be home before me... by NemoHac2006-11-12 19:20:32
          Get a room you two! (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-12 19:25:39
            Actually, my timing might be off... by RetiQlum22006-11-12 19:28:00
              Currently 14:49 by NemoHac2006-11-12 19:50:20
                Don't remind me by fitzso2006-11-12 19:57:14
                  Heh. by NemoHac2006-11-12 20:06:01
                    Yes, and... by fitzso2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Is that Mt Ainslie by aon2006-11-12 23:45:50
                      Complete with the one showing my newbie-ness by NemoHac2006-11-12 20:19:45
                Afternoon delight then. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 19:54:32
    Isn't it summer there now? (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-12 17:35:26
      Not quite by fitzso2006-11-12 17:51:46
        Funny. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 18:00:20
          If it happens in a day, it's Melbourne weather by fitzso2006-11-12 19:09:34
            Michigan is pretty similar. by Silverfire2006-11-12 21:38:23
              Colorado: wait five minutes. (n/t) by etwas_egal2006-11-12 23:02:35
            If you frequently swich from heat to A/C by Rogue19712006-11-12 19:11:50
  *stabs hadji* by RetiQlum22006-11-12 17:10:21
    Wouldn't it depend which woman was doing it? (n/t) by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 17:14:41
      More importantly, what's the temperature? by Sharku2006-11-12 17:37:23
        Chicago, Mid-November. Windy City. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 17:42:36
          Hmmmm... nipplicious. by Sharku2006-11-12 17:43:52
Wow, the Mall of America is ridiculous. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  OT (sort of) - Wife wants to know if you've been by ChuckAB2006-11-12 18:13:29
    I have not, BUT... by Ravenlock2006-11-12 18:18:37
      She indicates that Bonnie might be one of by ChuckAB2006-11-12 18:33:11
        1632 & 375, or 1732 & 275 by ag_wyvern2006-11-12 22:14:32
        You were in CH in the mid 80s? by kahuana2006-11-12 20:19:43
          Nope. by ChuckAB2006-11-12 20:41:18
  Have you ever heard of by Rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
    It's really a tourist trap. by Peace_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I live within 20... by sgrunt2006-11-12 22:03:57
    Have heard of - haven't been, though. (n/t) by Ravenlock2006-11-12 18:19:03
    I've been to both by Glytch782006-11-12 17:55:03
      \o/ Canada rules eh! (n/t) by Rogue19712006-11-12 17:57:11
        now if MOA attached the water park by Glytch782006-11-12 18:01:44
          Is this something about northern climates? by CALL-1982006-11-12 18:06:55
            *gah* Never. by Glytch782006-11-12 18:09:38
              When we were ther last summer the subs were parked by techi8702006-11-12 18:25:19
                You can loose a whole weekend in that place. by Glytch782006-11-12 18:40:00
                  I gather MoA features many drinking establishments by kahuana2006-11-12 20:54:21
  Theres also its own school by joecrouse2006-11-12 17:22:54
    Wedding chapel in the mall? by esbita2006-11-12 17:44:10
  Yet it's only the 3rd largest in the US and 4th by shminux2006-11-12 17:01:53
*Sigh* by cjolson1402006-11-12 15:51:07
  i'd have to say my linux box by Freakazoid2006-11-12 16:59:01
  I still have every computer I've ever owned by SnappingTurtle2006-11-12 16:31:19
    I just keep the hard drives. by vetitice2006-11-12 19:21:02
  beast, my HP netserver LH pro. by Sharku2006-11-12 16:25:13
  Doesn't pay to get attatched by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 16:04:41
    That's -1.8 * 10^8 geek points... :) by NemoHac2006-11-12 16:25:19
      Awww by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 16:49:56
  DEC Alphas. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 16:03:05
    I occasionally considered buying a used PDP/11 by shminux2006-11-12 16:08:50
      Free VMS accounts by CALL-1982006-11-19 12:55:59
    Curse HP for discontinuing alphas. by CALL-1982006-11-19 12:55:59
Oh great cooking Uficle... by Bastetsmuse2006-11-12 15:44:17
  Use the peelers on the criminals! by hieraco2006-11-12 21:55:34
  Leave the skins on by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 16:51:03
    Don't they fall off after being cut and boiled? by Glytch782006-11-12 18:45:17
    On the potatoes, I mean by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 16:51:40
      Oww... by raptor_872006-11-12 17:17:16
  Paring knife. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 16:00:54
    Hey!!!! What's that supposed to mean? (n/t) by lab rat2006-11-12 20:49:51
    And I meant: use the paring knife on... by RetiQlum22006-11-12 16:01:43
      good. for just one moment I thought by Bastetsmuse2006-11-12 16:12:49
  Paring knife? (n/t) by Glytch782006-11-12 15:58:07
  You my friend need by Rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
    IDGI... =( by shadowsystems2006-11-12 18:58:55
    OH MY .... *splort* by Bastetsmuse2006-11-12 16:17:21
    Maybe that should be l9k'd by CALL-1982006-11-12 16:01:30
Today's s*p is eeeeeevil :-) (n/t) by ag_wyvern2006-11-12 15:36:46
TTGTBT Good Night UFies. (n/t) by Klaranth2006-11-12 15:09:50
Three blind mice, three blind mice... by raptillicus2006-11-12 14:27:58
  Mmmm, mice. (n/t) by Arachnid2006-11-12 14:32:42
    Big spider, eh? (n/t) by Esteis2006-11-12 14:35:05
      He's omnivorous. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-12 14:59:52
Mmm,Home Made cornbread. Fresh from the oven (n/t) by lab rat2006-11-12 14:09:45
  Now I'm hungry. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 14:18:17
    Alright! Which one of you stole my soy sauce? (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-12 14:45:22
      *hides soy sauce* (n/t) by lab rat2006-11-12 15:05:54
        *hides lab_rat* (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-12 15:06:27
          Just remember: I know where you both live. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-12 15:13:26
            True, but I live in the deep south... by lab rat2006-11-12 15:36:21
              Varmint, all o' them. Good eatin', though. (n/t) by Esteis2006-11-12 15:58:07
                Y'all didn't say that after we kicked butt... by RetiQlum22006-11-12 18:12:31
                  you mean... by imperito2006-11-12 18:49:03
            No you don't. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-12 15:34:23
              Close enough that I could find you if I wanted to. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-12 18:49:28
  ...Did you burn yourself? (n/t) by fitzso2006-11-12 14:12:56
    Nope... by lab rat2006-11-12 14:16:44
      Did you burn *him* ? ;-) (n/t) by Sharku2006-11-12 14:18:10
        No, silly. I'm ony a danger to myself (n/t) by lab rat2006-11-12 14:29:58
          I dunno about you... by Sharku2006-11-12 14:42:45
            Much better. Still not very functional though. by lab rat2006-11-12 15:04:14
              You'll be needing physio-therapy I expect? (n/t) by Sharku2006-11-12 15:08:11
                Lots. Already started. Hurts big time (n/t) by lab rat2006-11-12 15:12:09
Great way to start the week: by fitzso2006-11-12 13:57:45
  Which is an excuse not to answer the phones by raptillicus2006-11-12 14:07:10
  Threadjack! by RetiQlum22006-11-12 14:02:26
    not yet by fitzso2006-11-12 14:09:40
:( by Bonzo2006-11-12 13:21:50
  don't be sad by inkey2006-11-12 14:08:41
In the office on the weekend by SnappingTurtle2006-11-12 13:21:38
  I just came back from work. by Khaar2006-11-12 14:25:50
  I'm 'in the office' too (I work from home). by quilting_kitty2006-11-12 13:30:15
    Yup, this is a "should be easy" task by SnappingTurtle2006-11-12 13:31:29
Belinda Emmett gone - Rove Live on hold by fitzso2006-11-19 12:55:59
  :( by purplepineapple2006-11-12 13:25:36
A silly thought on windows versions. by raptor_872006-11-12 13:08:20
  I don't get it ... by dennismv2006-11-12 22:44:36
    It appears some Win folks are surprised that DOS by etwas_egal2006-11-12 23:24:29
  95 -> 98 -> 2000 -> XP -> Linux (n/t) by divinar2006-11-12 15:03:55
    Linux is based on Windows XP code? by Khaar2006-11-12 15:23:33
      Not nessesary by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 16:07:23
  Don't forget about this: by talon07202006-11-12 14:41:00
  My take on it: by RetiQlum22006-11-12 14:34:04
    "xp server" doesn't exist by Freakazoid2006-11-12 14:40:13
  I'm not so sure... by Khaar2006-11-12 14:02:50
    you forgot NT3.51 and NT4 (n/t) by Freakazoid2006-11-12 14:38:03
      4.2 -> 4.8? (n/t) by Glytch782006-11-12 18:00:35
    Maybe by raptor_872006-11-12 14:04:25
      No, they are a different version. by Khaar2006-11-12 14:22:06
  But wait... by sgrunt2006-11-12 13:43:47
    Perhaps. by raptor_872006-11-12 13:50:59
      nope, that was NT4 by Freakazoid2006-11-12 14:37:00
    And NT had an influence on ME, so... by Tomo2006-11-12 13:49:45
      Not really by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 14:22:00
  But didn't... by mpicklesimer12006-11-12 13:40:17
    It did, by sgrunt2006-11-12 13:41:54
      2K was supposed to be NT 5.0, but it got delayed. by kahuana2006-11-12 15:15:04
        Released as NT 5.0, that is. by kahuana2006-11-12 15:20:47
          It's real easy to find out: by RetiQlum22006-11-12 15:54:02
            NT 5.0 never saw general release. by kahuana2006-11-12 16:03:50
              I'm working on a 2k machine right now. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 16:28:49
                That's how long NT 5 was delayed. by kahuana2006-11-12 16:49:47
                  But it wasn't that bad. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 17:12:58
                    This is true. by kahuana2006-11-12 18:03:29
                      I went 3 years between XP reloads by rook_mtl2006-11-12 20:14:40
                        mine's somewhere around 2 years old by Freakazoid2006-11-12 20:35:10
                        My systems seem to accumulate junk. by kahuana2006-11-12 20:27:17
      Good point... by mpicklesimer12006-11-12 13:50:08
  Hehe. Good point. by Michiel2006-11-12 13:29:34
  Hmmm... But by Bonzo2006-11-12 13:24:28
    ME was about the same time as 2k by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 14:19:46
      ME might have LOOKED like 2K, but.... by Raffy91102006-11-12 18:35:32
    The analogy isn't perfect. by raptor_872006-11-12 13:29:11
      For the same reason 98se had a long 'life' too. by kahuana2006-11-12 15:19:24
  uh-oh... by fitzso2006-11-12 13:13:45
  I hope so, by sgrunt2006-11-12 13:11:03
    wrt Windows, that is, by sgrunt2006-11-12 13:11:31
Attn shorty82-How is your roomate's computer? by lab rat2006-11-12 12:40:39
  Doing OK. by shorty822006-11-12 17:07:55
    grab a copy of autopatcher by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
So I was at a model UN conference this week by maximumbob2006-11-12 12:29:14
  And easy! If you played the part right by kahuana2006-11-12 12:32:18
    Unfortunately they didn't allow that by maximumbob2006-11-12 14:00:38
Attn: Illiad by Lex_icon2006-11-12 12:14:36
Yesterday's workout... by Phoon2006-11-12 11:56:54
  You dance? (n/t) by fitzso2006-11-12 12:21:59
    DDR doesn't count as dancing (n/t) by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 13:31:39
      Whaddaya call it, then? by sgrunt2006-11-12 13:37:42
        Sure it's a workout by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 13:56:06
          Agreed. (n/t) by Phoon2006-11-12 14:57:06
        Looking foolish. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-12 13:39:35
          *stab* (n/t) by Phoon2006-11-12 14:57:32
Capturing the solution process 2 by dennismv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  How I solved this one by Arachnid2006-11-12 14:25:04
    I'm quite enjoying these by Arachnid2006-11-12 14:34:46
      cool ! by dennismv2006-11-12 17:58:44
Capturing the solution process by dennismv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  what do you think about this one: by dennismv2006-11-12 18:04:56
  How I arrived at a solution by Arachnid2006-11-12 13:22:31
    thoughts by dennismv2006-11-12 14:11:03
      actually by dennismv2006-11-12 14:13:30
        Traverse the graph by picking any node at random by Arachnid2006-11-12 14:27:44
    I dispute your third axium. by CALL-1982006-11-12 13:39:20
      The problem definition says: by Arachnid2006-11-12 13:43:41
        Not nessasarly by CALL-1982006-11-12 13:53:42
          Nevermind, by CALL-1982006-11-12 14:00:33
            I would like to say that I find your solution... by CALL-1982006-11-12 14:28:03
              Quite true. by Arachnid2006-11-12 14:32:08
  Probably not the most efficient solution. by CALL-1982006-11-12 12:19:07
    I believe he wanted to know _how_ you arrived at a by Arachnid2006-11-12 13:04:06
      I understand that. by CALL-1982006-11-12 13:20:14
      solutions by dennismv2006-11-12 13:16:49
    Clarification on tree walking. by CALL-1982006-11-12 12:59:53
      ok, how will you know if it is or isn't by dennismv2006-11-12 13:07:02
        disjointment by CALL-1982006-11-12 13:16:23
          It might be nice to know disjointment before... by CALL-1982006-11-12 13:29:02
        Cycle by CALL-1982006-11-12 13:13:20
          yes by dennismv2006-11-12 13:34:41
            A graph is a catapillar if one path is found... by CALL-1982006-11-12 13:42:10
              Corrected. by CALL-1982006-11-19 12:55:59
    The paper disapeared! by CALL-1982006-11-12 12:21:55
      weird... I didn't do anything by dennismv2006-11-12 12:39:10
      Nevermind, its back. (n/t) by CALL-1982006-11-12 12:34:21
  You want to know how people think? by RetiQlum22006-11-12 12:00:27
    yes precisely by dennismv2006-11-12 13:00:44
      Again: I'm not trying to discourage you. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 13:27:03
h8! domin8! congreg8! elimin8! (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-12 11:12:37
  extermin8</d413k> (n/t) by kahuana2006-11-12 11:20:14
    fornic8! </prevert> (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-12 12:01:22
  *draws, hangs, and quarters Arivia* (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-12 11:19:17
named/bind problems?! by Qcumber-some2006-11-12 10:57:02
  not enough details by leibold2006-11-12 11:20:05
    Thank you! :-) by Qcumber-some2006-11-12 12:03:25
I wonder... has 1337 sp33k moved into the deaf by Arman X2006-11-12 10:11:32
  To an extent. by Sharku2006-11-12 16:40:20
  Can anyone hearing read fast enough to tell? by etwas_egal2006-11-12 12:59:01
  Probably... by eos3672006-11-12 10:22:28
  *twitch* (n/t) by arktus2006-11-12 10:12:47
Attn: Krikkert: HAPPY FATHERSDAY! by inkey2006-11-12 09:48:27
  See, krikkert? You can run to Canada, by Klaranth2006-11-12 09:50:22
    OMG! The stabbity one is in Canada? by firehawk2006-11-12 11:45:13
Need help from people smarter than me! by lleu2006-11-12 09:36:31
  I think we found the problem! by lleu2006-11-12 14:13:31
  Could it be by sgrunt2006-11-12 12:52:56
    To elaborate: by sgrunt2006-11-12 12:54:39
  Hmm. by isaac leese2006-11-12 11:41:17
    Not all BIOS allows RAM voltage adjustment. by joecrouse2006-11-12 12:25:31
      How about BIOSen, just to be obtuse? :-D (n/t) by sgrunt2006-11-12 12:57:55
        Kicks you in the head for trying to by joecrouse2006-11-12 13:18:59
          Excuse me for being part German. :-) (n/t) by sgrunt2006-11-12 13:34:15
      BIOSI by maximumbob2006-11-12 12:30:41
        BIOSen (n/t) by hobbs2006-11-12 13:01:47
        Or avoid pluralization. :-) by kahuana2006-11-12 12:35:43
          I typed that to and then thought better of it by joecrouse2006-11-12 12:43:13
        I was aware of the pronunciation by joecrouse2006-11-12 12:34:32
      BIOSes? (n/t) by isaac leese2006-11-12 12:27:32
  You put the left RAM in, you take the left RAM out by Arman X2006-11-12 10:18:49
  Did you mess with the timing settings? by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 09:44:28
    Only thing I've done in the BIOS. by lleu2006-11-12 09:47:32
      oops by lleu2006-11-12 09:48:13
I must be getting old. I'm waking up in the mornin by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-11-12 09:06:40
  Bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, bacon, pancakes, bacon. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 12:28:31
    Fried tomatoes? Baked beans? Potato waffles? (n/t) by Sharku2006-11-12 14:13:53
      I'm not a big fan of fried tomatoes. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 14:40:19
        Can't have a decent fry without bacon... by Sharku2006-11-12 14:53:40
    Back Bacon or streaky? (n/t) by MrXavia2006-11-12 12:57:25
      Yes. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-12 12:58:55
        Ever had Wiltshire Cured bacon? (n/t) by MrXavia2006-11-12 13:04:19
          After googleing, it sounds a lot like... by RetiQlum22006-11-12 13:15:00
  Play Civ IV until 3 am or close your curtains by ajmas2006-11-12 12:16:46
  I wake up before lunch every weekend by hieraco2006-11-12 11:46:19
  Sausage, Egg, Bacon, Fried Mushrooms, fried tomato by MrXavia2006-11-12 11:06:57
  If I have any by fitzso2006-11-12 11:01:38
  Omlete (sp?) by Spudd862006-11-12 10:33:11
  Lunch? Too early? by SnappingTurtle2006-11-12 10:31:13
  Why hot dogs are not a breakfast food: by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-11-12 09:47:48
  Cereal? (n/t) by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 09:45:38
  Brunch. (n/t) by da_pineapple2006-11-12 09:25:10
    What does one eat for brunch? by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-11-12 09:27:09
      Just about anything you want. (n/t) by da_pineapple2006-11-12 10:38:06
      Cold pizza. And orange juice. (n/t) by Arman X2006-11-12 10:09:50
        Cold pizza, and warm flat soda-pop. (n/t) by etwas_egal2006-11-12 13:01:02
  Coffee (n/t) by Bellator2006-11-12 09:17:42
    Pam won't let me make coffee. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-11-12 09:22:15
      There's always this caffeine delivery method... by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
        That could work. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-11-12 09:30:52
          YOU CAN'T HAVE MINE!!! by Tomo2006-11-12 09:36:22
            *kyfes teh coffeemaker* by themadkansan2006-11-12 09:38:41
              *targets orbital LASER-LART* by Tomo2006-11-12 09:40:17
                *thumbs nose* by themadkansan2006-11-12 09:41:23
  No clue. by themadkansan2006-11-12 09:08:47
    Hmm. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-11-12 09:19:36
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
Can you be just a littel P.C.? by imWACC02006-11-19 12:55:59
  What about women with braids? (n/t) by raptillicus2006-11-12 13:22:02
    Or a mohawk? (n/t) by joecrouse2006-11-12 13:26:39
      Or without hair at all...(n/t) by sgrunt2006-11-12 13:33:35
        Or green hair? The signs are in black and yellow! (n/t) by raptillicus2006-11-12 13:47:37
  Dear lord! by fitzso2006-11-12 10:54:13
    Just told my wife about this. by rook_mtl2006-11-12 11:57:12
      Yep by fitzso2006-11-12 12:27:19
  I like that last line... by Arman X2006-11-12 10:22:36
    And why, pray tell, is only Penny being saved? by kahuana2006-11-12 12:12:01
  But what about the discrimination against by Bellator2006-11-12 09:16:36
    And three-headed aliens! by Khaar2006-11-12 09:20:45
      You're just being silly. by Bellator2006-11-12 09:21:58
        They are too purple! Sheb Wooley said so! (n/t) by Tomo2006-11-12 09:30:45
          There are no more purple people. by kahuana2006-11-12 12:08:50
  "But, your honour, ... by Sharku2006-11-12 08:56:29
  That actually seems to be counterproductive by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 08:55:32
  With an appropriate motherboard. by etwas_egal2006-11-12 08:34:08
    I'm sure that you can by imWACC02006-11-12 08:36:48
Attn: Esteis by yazdi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cool-le. by Esteis2006-11-12 08:13:09
    Krawatte, I prefer those by yazdi2006-11-12 08:21:56
On a 96MB box, FF1.5.0.1 -> FF2 is quite worth it. by etwas_egal2006-11-12 08:09:15
  Interesting. I heard the opposite by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 08:56:43
    Hmmm... I missed a sub-sub-minor-version then. by etwas_egal2006-11-12 12:52:40
Oy, hobbs by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Does not compute. by Khaar2006-11-12 08:12:41
    Heh. I passed through an anti-American phase by Esteis2006-11-12 08:18:21
      That makes "big" more important than "green" by etwas_egal2006-11-12 08:28:57
        "green plastic car" may also refer to ... by kahuana2006-11-12 08:37:03
          Isn't Saturn a hydrogen fuel cell? by etwas_egal2006-11-12 23:27:13
          Saturns are mostly not plastic these days ;) (n/t) by hobbs2006-11-12 10:50:21
      Nope, 'big' is not a car. by krikkert2006-11-12 08:28:30
    Maybe you've more of a tactile personality? :-) (n (n/t) by kahuana2006-11-12 08:17:13
I found a serious bug in Mathematica by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 07:31:52
  What my calculator gives: by leonidus2006-11-12 07:48:21
    That analytic expression looks wrong by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 14:26:13
  5.2 doesn't do anything, either. by Esteis2006-11-12 07:41:13
    It's easy to do by hand by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 08:51:29
Talk about New Zealand : by Klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
My cellphone died by Rogue19712006-11-12 06:57:46
  Is it a GSM phone? by Phoon2006-11-12 07:14:55
    $30? Are you dreaming? by calcrazy2006-11-12 07:40:49
      T-Mobile To Go. $25. Includes $15 airtime. by Phoon2006-11-12 07:44:44
        AFAIK, T-Mobile doesn't operate in Canada. by kahuana2006-11-12 07:47:58
          As long as frequencies are the same you can get by rook_mtl2006-11-12 12:05:39
            Nokias are trivial to unlock. (n/t) by Phoon2006-11-12 12:08:00
        US vs Canada. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-12 07:47:05
          Point... by Phoon2006-11-12 07:49:09
            They are, or should be. IIRC. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-12 07:54:08
              It's a question of frequencies. by Phoon2006-11-12 07:56:06
      I've seen 'em that cheap by Arman X2006-11-12 07:42:31
Semi-comic-relevant funny picture link by ixeian2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I stubled across another funny one from there. by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yeah, good one too by ixeian2006-11-12 08:06:49
  *verbs ixeian* (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-12 06:51:20
Java under GPL! by Qcumber-some2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So does this mean by sgrunt2006-11-12 13:10:02
    In theory, yes. by bwkaz2006-11-12 14:37:16
  Never really understood why by ajmas2006-11-12 12:20:21
    'Cause "practically free" is not "GPL compatible". by bwkaz2006-11-12 14:35:29
First try with Debian Sarge today. by Qcumber-some2006-11-12 06:09:14
  Good luck by UGuardian2006-11-12 07:19:48
    Knoppix for Debian beginners, or Linux beginners? (n/t) by Esteis2006-11-12 07:46:09
      Knoppix for Debian beginners,(K)Ubuntu for Linux b by Arman X2006-11-12 10:16:04
        I couldn't test it so far. by Qcumber-some2006-11-12 12:06:11
          Server? Have you taken a peek at SME? by kahuana2006-11-12 12:28:24
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
For the hardcore Geeks by FNORDer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Have you been reading the ALT TEXT? by ChuckAB2006-11-12 13:45:20
    Actually, that's the title attribute. by bwkaz2006-11-12 14:39:45
  Ah, the joy of maths. c179 (but it has a cuss-word by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Funny... by jpprater2006-11-12 06:03:23
    Fbombs are funny by joecrouse2006-11-12 13:32:48
    There was a warning. by FNORDer2006-11-12 06:08:34
  bookmarked! by ParityBit2006-11-12 05:26:39
From the "fortune cookie program" by ideur2006-11-12 04:45:26
  Yes, THAT seems like the biggest reason I can't do by Bonzo2006-11-12 04:56:32
W:ET Bar by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Attn: Klaranth, imrambi, deverant by leonidus2006-11-12 04:29:12
1337 as a second language by psychosomaticdr2006-11-12 03:34:31
  The best it can hope for by etwas_egal2006-11-12 08:15:09
  I don't think it'll evolve past English. by krikkert2006-11-12 06:48:22
    Well, in Dutch "LOL" can be sued without knowing by Esteis2006-11-12 07:49:23
      That, uhhhhmmmm, changes the perception of by etwas_egal2006-11-12 08:17:34
        Oh! "Making whoopee" means "to have fun", right? by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
          So don't forget folks, that's what you get folks, by Phoon2006-11-12 09:35:17
            "He gets 5,000 per, the judge says, give 6,000 to by etwas_egal2006-11-12 12:47:38
              Cole Porter song book. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-11-12 13:20:23
            Kicks Phoon for takeing a joke that I would by joecrouse2006-11-12 12:46:18
        :-) (n/t) by Esteis2006-11-12 08:19:04
    In some ways by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 07:39:44
    Ah, but you DON'T have to know the meaning by Arman X2006-11-12 07:35:56
      Why elite 'speak' will never be a language: by kahuana2006-11-12 07:43:53
  Ouch :) (n/t) by Michiel2006-11-12 03:51:35
Although the story is being disputed.. by Jeff_UK2006-11-12 03:17:57
  I dont see the problem by joecrouse2006-11-12 11:34:29
    I disagree. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 13:08:34
      Jargon is jargon and by joecrouse2006-11-12 13:26:02
        And jargon belongs in it's place. by RetiQlum22006-11-12 14:38:42
  My opinion is by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Leet speak deserves the death penalty by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 07:35:08
  I failed Grade 9 Biology with 14% on my final exam by hieraco2006-11-12 07:07:24
    It's spelled "Endoplasmatic RetiQlum", natch. (n/t by Esteis2006-11-12 12:31:25
      But of course. It's the capital Q that throws me by hieraco2006-11-12 21:50:01
      :-D (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-12 14:03:21
    Woah... by jacksonj042006-11-12 07:39:58
    ZOMGWTFBBQ? by Phoon2006-11-12 07:10:41
      Now you know why I hate the spelling nazis by hieraco2006-11-12 08:18:45
  On the other hand by ayteebee2006-11-12 05:45:31
    If I get an e-mail with written in... by Khaar2006-11-12 06:22:36
  The statement has been misinterpreted by vlchung2006-11-12 04:18:23
  If I were a teacher, I'd probably tell students by ripley82006-11-12 03:30:42
    I grade homework. by Phoon2006-11-12 06:58:47
  Agreed. by Nath32006-11-12 03:29:21
    Style should be a component of it, at least. by esbita2006-11-12 07:47:15
      It's true that presentation is important... by Nath32006-11-12 11:01:52
        Presentation... by Khaar2006-11-12 11:20:45
      s/well/will/; ;-) (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-12 08:04:17
Since they're advertising here... by PSYCHOI3OY2006-11-12 03:06:18
Maybe it's time to find a new neighborhood by archnerd2006-11-12 02:50:23
  So now you have the answer - what's teh problem? by hieraco2006-11-12 07:01:03
  so...do you have an ecstasy? (n/t) by rhinobird2006-11-12 03:31:17
  That's not a problem that's a business opportunity (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-11-12 03:07:50
  Is it time to clean the neighborhood you live in? (n/t) by ideur2006-11-12 03:03:45
ATTN: Danu by whatisruleone2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There is no title for it. by Danu2006-11-12 08:53:33
    :) by whatisruleone2006-11-12 09:41:34
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
*rofl* its bad enuff marking ESL students, by LilDragon2006-11-12 00:56:10
  *picks up apostrophes* by themadkansan2006-11-12 08:18:18
  enuff enough LOL (n/t) by zoxer2006-11-12 01:16:11
    Parsing problem: Frisky or worn out? by etwas_egal2006-11-19 12:55:59
ROFL : by Klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ROFLMSO (n/t) by jpprater2006-11-12 05:55:43
A question, Illiad, if I may. by leejam2006-11-12 00:32:13
ATTN fudje : by Klaranth2006-11-12 00:31:57
  Still doing it. by fudje2006-11-12 15:01:53
    Can you see, during the empty hours of the server, by Klaranth2006-11-12 22:01:50
on praise and compliments by dennismv2006-11-12 00:19:13
  Thought #1: "M5 is great." followed by by kahuana2006-11-12 08:44:09
  "Don't worry. It's nothing some therapy can't fix" (n/t) by Khaar2006-11-12 08:17:16
  Look pleased, say "Thank you!" and smile. by Esteis2006-11-12 08:10:25
    I think letting the person know you by Silverfire2006-11-12 21:36:06
  "Thanks!" usually suffices. by Tomo2006-11-12 04:29:14
  I used to be really bad at taking compliments, by Jeff_UK2006-11-12 03:09:24
  I usually say by rhinobird2006-11-12 02:26:36
    That's my method too by Quoniam2006-11-12 05:00:20
    Nice metaphor (n/t) by Jaya2006-11-12 02:38:02
      Calvin and Hobbes...FTW! (n/t) by rhinobird2006-11-12 03:29:26
  My answers by Klaranth2006-11-12 01:48:06
  Simple "Thank you" should do by hieraco2006-11-12 01:33:34
  I tend to just go with the "thank you" myself by Calissa2006-11-12 00:36:57
    what if it's by dennismv2006-11-12 00:46:17
  Respond "No it isn't!" and run away laughing. (n/t) by PSYCHOI3OY2006-11-12 00:29:31
  Make things as purposefully awkward as possible.:) by kelli2172006-11-12 00:28:11
    Compliment their eybrows by rhinobird2006-11-12 02:27:58
      not really. by ts0032006-11-12 04:28:00
        My nose picking abilities are legendary! (n/t) by rhinobird2006-11-12 05:01:18
          scary x-D ;) (n/t) by ts0032006-11-12 10:37:23
This is how the world will end: by fudje2006-11-12 00:15:49
  Not w/ a bang but a wmpr? (n/t) by Nath32006-11-12 01:16:24
    But if the world is obliterated... by ayteebee2006-11-12 05:53:32
      Ask the trees. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2006-11-12 07:28:38
  So, he'd leave the MIRV's alone? by Evil_Minion2006-11-12 00:19:58
Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong by pidge2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Comic book physics/history/biology/current events. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-11-12 03:10:41
  It's a "what if?" by JimK2006-11-12 00:17:38
    Yes, why worry about spreading rumors? by Blackbyrd22006-11-12 15:26:09
    psst, JimK, I'm going to the festival of speed :-p (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-11-12 03:11:37
      Pssst. Git. by JimK2006-11-12 08:45:47
I guess I'll do the honors...IDGI? (n/t) by RubinCompServ2006-11-12 00:01:32
  TVNZ news clicky for you by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *hangs head in shame* I can't believe we let this by arcrider742006-11-12 00:28:51
  Imagine trying to decipher 100s of answer sheets. by manxmania2006-11-12 00:17:57
    Do a search on the meaning of O.K..... by pauldriver2006-11-12 15:30:25
    The biggest problem I see, by PSYCHOI3OY2006-11-12 03:28:42
    I wouldn't hire sloppy spellers for IT jobs by cynix2006-11-12 00:45:43
      sloppy spellers.... by needcaffeine2006-11-12 18:53:45
      You really expect every person by joecrouse2006-11-12 12:15:13
        It's not about failing to spell everything right. by Khaar2006-11-12 14:35:09
      Well, then you'll miss some good people by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
        The trend at that time by Yadot2006-11-12 12:24:01
          Not to mention screen size by joecrouse2006-11-12 12:30:36
        Not many. by Khaar2006-11-12 07:17:14
          Your opinion not a fact. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-11-12 12:22:11
            Not a fact, but widely shared. by Khaar2006-11-12 14:32:05
              and most communication is verbal by joecrouse2006-11-12 18:05:43
                However if you want specifics that can be by Silverfire2006-11-12 21:54:21
          Not to mention, by krikkert2006-11-12 07:18:54
      'IMO'? by t23c2006-11-12 02:20:27
        'IMO' has a precise recognised meaning, by Jeff_UK2006-11-12 03:06:53
          Most people would know what it means by joecrouse2006-11-12 12:20:59
          I have nothing against the use of... by Nath32006-11-12 03:31:48
        It can be acceptable if... by Audio2006-11-12 02:44:08
    My manager writes like that. by YakkoWarner2006-11-12 00:43:06
    I understand by RubinCompServ2006-11-12 00:20:25
      I think it could be any country. by manxmania2006-11-12 00:26:53
      Never mind by RubinCompServ2006-11-19 12:55:59
  what? U don't <3 histri? Pwnage. LOLWTFBBQ11!!! by rhinobird2006-11-19 12:55:59
    See you are confuseing text with leet by joecrouse2006-11-12 12:41:38
      <3 is a heart (n/t) by rhinobird2006-11-12 21:53:52
Translations by Nea2006-11-12 00:01:01
  Suomi - Finnish by Pmn2006-11-12 06:05:53
  German/Deutsch (Top Post) (n/t) by Elvizz2006-11-12 02:24:34
    by Elvizz by Elvizz2006-11-19 12:55:59
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2006-11-12 00:00:36
  The game developers... by Illiad2006-11-12 02:05:32
    Selenology by plima2006-11-12 04:13:52
      A decidedly non-magical sword, and a birthmark by Tomo2006-11-12 09:50:02
        Dwarves by TheGM2006-11-12 11:03:38
    luna-tic? j/k (n/t) by WolfenOne2006-11-12 03:00:57
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Groundhog Day by slackware982006-11-12 18:06:50
  like a boring Seinfeld Episode (n/t) by joecrouse2006-11-12 12:50:31
    Are there any other Seinfeld episodes? (n/t) by Sharku2006-11-12 14:27:08
  Nightmare before Christmas... by Lex_icon2006-11-12 12:11:19
  For me, Pi by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 09:01:49
    The way to fix it is to get a better by joecrouse2006-11-12 12:49:30
      See, I get that checked once a year by admeralthrawn2006-11-12 15:40:05
  If Dirty Work ever makes it to the big screen by Glytch782006-11-12 08:55:38
  I have to go with Clerks. (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-11-12 07:54:02
  Napoleon Dynamite. by Phoon2006-11-12 07:37:11
  For me, Sundays are always like a horror movie. by zeitnot2006-11-12 07:17:49
  Friday was like Office Space... by bwkaz2006-11-12 05:48:06
  Harvey by abb3w2006-11-12 05:37:55
    Maybe it is a neural clone by RojSmith2006-11-12 14:51:44
  The day after tomorrow by ideur2006-11-12 00:30:45
  A National Geographic documentary on the by Evil_Minion2006-11-12 00:18:18
  Strangely enough, most days are like "Clerks". (n/t) by rhinobird2006-11-12 00:02:37
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  amadcowsangadittytoabeanbagatthepulpit by rhinobird2006-11-12 00:01:44
    Harvest Festival? by JimK2006-11-12 00:19:16

 

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