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Cartoon for Nov 07, 2006
Strip for Nov 07, 2006
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heh. I turn on Coast to Coast, and I hear: by hadji2006-11-07 23:26:05
  Too late! by ideur2006-11-07 23:34:42
  grrr *stops what he was doin* by inkey2006-11-07 23:31:24
Where did the donkey and elephant came into view? by Klaranth2006-11-07 22:52:31
  For the elephant, Wikipedia has this to say: by Master_Rahl222006-11-07 23:00:39
  Too long ago for us non-historians to remember by admeralthrawn2006-11-07 22:57:14
    First parties by maximumbob2006-11-08 05:19:49
    or else, you can JFGI: by shminux2006-11-19 12:55:59
Okay, the US partycolour map just threw me for a l by ag_wyvern2006-11-07 22:44:36
  Wikipedia has this to say: by OsteSpiser2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yes. But the standard is fairly recent. (n/t) by raptor_872006-11-07 23:18:53
  Yes, they are. (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 22:45:33
  CNN seems to define the normal colors by admeralthrawn2006-11-07 22:45:28
Missouri Stem Cell amendment by Master_Rahl222006-11-07 22:42:04
  In Wisconsin Democratic gov. Doyle made this by vdp2006-11-07 23:09:01
  Looks close, but leaning to approval by Kickstart2006-11-07 22:45:21
    At least the SD abortion ban failed (n/t) by shminux2006-11-07 22:48:02
Sponsorship package contents by cuboci2006-11-07 22:30:53
  EGiT: by Illiad2006-11-07 22:38:44
    *argh* by cuboci2006-11-07 23:10:19
      Print out this thread :-) by hieraco2006-11-08 03:23:10
      If you need something official from the sender... by Illiad2006-11-07 23:28:49
        Thanks, I'll do that :-) (n/t) by cuboci2006-11-07 23:30:55
      So what did you do about it? by leonidus2006-11-07 23:26:34
        I just did this. by Tobias_E2006-11-08 00:02:24
        See Illiad's anwser by cuboci2006-11-07 23:32:02
    Thanks by cuboci2006-11-07 22:42:43
    A very fine T-shirt, and a very fine mug. by hadji2006-11-07 22:41:46
      fine and LARGE! by fitzso2006-11-07 22:54:41
        the mug? by inkey2006-11-07 23:32:50
  s/can/can't/ (n/t) by cuboci2006-11-07 22:35:36
Democratic majority in the House. by hadji2006-11-07 22:20:56
  Texas District 23 by admeralthrawn2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That's awesome :) (n/t) by Master_Rahl222006-11-07 22:49:41
  Key ballot measures by Kickstart2006-11-07 22:40:45
    Partial retraction by Kickstart2006-11-07 22:51:43
      We (CO) have 2 things being voted on WRT that. by PSYCHOI3OY2006-11-07 23:11:36
    Oh? They finally bringing the minimum wage by Klaranth2006-11-07 22:44:57
      Each amendment varies by Kickstart2006-11-07 22:47:53
      I have mixed feelings about the minimum wage thing by Master_Rahl222006-11-07 22:47:38
        There's more to it than that. by leistico2006-11-07 23:32:04
        Not really by admeralthrawn2006-11-07 22:53:18
          I don't particularly care how we fix it, by Master_Rahl222006-11-07 22:56:30
      The latter, unfortunately by admeralthrawn2006-11-07 22:47:30
      By a dollar, if I remember correctly. by hadji2006-11-07 22:46:43
        In MO it's $5.15 to $6.50 (n/t) by Master_Rahl222006-11-07 22:48:08
        Still not enough (see my other comment) (n/t) by admeralthrawn2006-11-07 22:47:57
  My one little bit of gloating... by Kickstart2006-11-07 22:31:10
    Amen to that (your last comment) by admeralthrawn2006-11-07 22:40:24
      Uh, right. by leistico2006-11-07 23:26:30
        No by admeralthrawn2006-11-08 00:18:59
          Define... extremist. by Arman X2006-11-08 12:00:00
    My one little bit of gloating is the fact that the by hadji2006-11-07 22:37:31
      fud? (n/t) by Klaranth2006-11-07 22:40:28
        Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt. (n/t) by hadji2006-11-07 22:42:19
  Too bad it isn't more by admeralthrawn2006-11-07 22:23:02
    Can he veto unlimited? (n/t) by Klaranth2006-11-07 22:42:24
      The President can veto anything and everything by Master_Rahl222006-11-07 22:45:16
      Yes. But he wouldn't want to. (n/t) by hadji2006-11-07 22:45:13
    I don't know about that . . . by hadji2006-11-07 22:29:48
      What's interesting in this election by Kickstart2006-11-07 22:33:35
        Lieberman is not such a good example by vdp2006-11-07 23:15:54
      True by admeralthrawn2006-11-07 22:32:12
        Do you need two-thirds majority for by vdp2006-11-08 00:41:16
    The very essence of a lame duck. by Kickstart2006-11-07 22:26:33
      This is of course missing by admeralthrawn2006-11-07 22:29:52
        He comes across that way in his campains... but by quickbeam2006-11-08 11:47:17
        The other republicans have their future by hadji2006-11-07 22:32:02
  Senate is neck and neck. 49/48 with 3 undecided. by hadji2006-11-07 22:22:34
    49/49! :-o (n/t) by hadji2006-11-07 23:15:06
    Missouri, Montana, Virginia...all close by Kickstart2006-11-07 22:36:50
    If you look at the exit polls, by admeralthrawn2006-11-07 22:25:05
It's currently 3deg C and raining. It's supposed by techi8702006-11-07 21:45:52
  funny by secris2006-11-07 22:29:50
  your moose will need winter hooves (n/t) by shminux2006-11-07 21:55:35
Best. Client. Comeback. EVER! by fitzso2006-11-07 21:27:15
  Let me know if they are chocolate chip (n/t) by raptillicus2006-11-07 21:46:52
KKKKKKKIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL by snate2006-11-07 21:23:39
  That was like the Beaconsfield melodrama by fitzso2006-11-07 21:59:31
  They confused the Houses. (n/t) by shminux2006-11-07 21:54:16
  I must be on the same station by cptspith2006-11-07 21:35:58
    Nope, I'm in the Silicon Valley. (n/t) by snate2006-11-07 21:44:33
it is NOT okay to call the Service Desk by fitzso2006-11-07 21:11:10
  Sheesh, they call you three times, and you are by Klaranth2006-11-07 22:09:20
    She was a total whinger by fitzso2006-11-07 22:18:56
      Nah. Don't want to wait? Don't CALL ! by Klaranth2006-11-07 22:51:20
  what are you complaining about ? by dennismv2006-11-07 21:20:58
    Start running... by fitzso2006-11-07 21:28:45
      Give him a head start. Count to 10. by run.dll2006-11-07 21:32:04
        run, dll run !! by dennismv2006-11-07 23:25:14
  Don't you ever go home? (n/t) by raptillicus2006-11-07 21:14:15
    Home... home... by fitzso2006-11-07 21:29:39
      You didn't answer my question. (n/t) by raptillicus2006-11-07 21:48:32
        Yeah, I go home by fitzso2006-11-07 21:51:15
          By the time I get home by raptillicus2006-11-07 21:54:22
            I know the feeling by fitzso2006-11-07 22:05:08
          I hope you eat dinner in there somewhere (n/t) by chrisbee2006-11-07 21:53:18
            yeah by fitzso2006-11-07 22:04:09
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2006-11-07 21:00:01
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH by snate2006-11-07 20:49:00
Now this is a close race! by maximumbob2006-11-07 20:45:27
  Florida 16 (Foley's ex area) was super close too by Kickstart2006-11-07 22:21:03
    (err... s/ing Mahoney/ing Foley's replacement/) (n (n/t) by Kickstart2006-11-07 22:22:01
Gah. Having trouble finding local by voxwoman2006-11-07 20:27:36
  Here: by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks, but I was looking for REALLY local by voxwoman2006-11-07 20:41:08
      Hehe :) by Kickstart2006-11-07 20:42:34
        I'm too close to NYC by voxwoman2006-11-07 20:47:42
          Find you local broadcast station's web site by vdp2006-11-07 21:03:29
Heh. Question on a test for safe driving. by hadji2006-11-07 20:27:11
  There are two types of skids though by classic_jon2006-11-07 20:41:05
    HAH unintentional spelling Joke *Fist/First (n/t) by classic_jon2006-11-07 20:42:32
  c) in the direction of the skid (n/t) by Kickstart2006-11-07 20:35:10
    I'm pretty sure it depends on by hadji2006-11-07 20:38:05
      Front wheel drive: by OsteSpiser2006-11-07 23:01:41
      Was my thought, too. But then I figured noone by shminux2006-11-07 21:02:46
        My previous car was a rear-wheel drive. by kahuana2006-11-07 21:11:19
          *re-reads* Yeesh! I'm channelling Ralph Wiggum 8-) by kahuana2006-11-07 21:25:47
        Heathen! Rear wheel drive is the ONLY way for by SouthpawPL2006-11-07 21:08:35
          Is Yugo Japanese for Matrix? :) (n/t) by shminux2006-11-07 21:53:35
            Nope, it's serbo-croat for Fiat! (n/t) by OsteSpiser2006-11-08 00:22:59
      I can say with authority that in a rear wheel skid by SouthpawPL2006-11-07 20:49:40
        CORRECT! Steer into skid & (RWD:nogas ||FWD:gas) ( (n/t) by ag_wyvern2006-11-07 22:14:04
      I come from a family of truckers and loggers by Kickstart2006-11-07 20:40:30
        AFAIK In direction of skid (n/t) by maximumbob2006-11-07 21:04:42
        Uh... dude, only 8 drive wheels on those rigs ;-) by kahuana2006-11-07 20:49:41
          Total brain fart. You are correct. by Kickstart2006-11-07 20:56:43
      And that's the critical piece of info to which I by hadji2006-11-07 20:39:08
    d) by fitzso2006-11-07 20:37:31
      e) If you had to think this long, it's too late by Stuka2006-11-07 21:00:29
      Aussies and their lack of snow :) (n/t) by Kickstart2006-11-07 20:38:44
        Yeah, Canberra's good like that by fitzso2006-11-07 20:56:47
          I grew up riding dirt bikes on gravel. I got to by techi8702006-11-07 21:40:42
            I'll stick to the road by fitzso2006-11-07 22:08:33
              *Sprays Teflon on fitzso.* by hadji2006-11-07 22:10:16
                Um... thanks... by fitzso2006-11-07 22:19:41
                  No friction = no skin loss. :-) (n/t) by hadji2006-11-07 22:33:52
Checks on power are good :) (n/t) by Kickstart2006-11-07 20:19:02
  Cables are Not Yanked? by fitzso2006-11-07 20:20:56
    That's "Power on checks" :) (n/t) by Kickstart2006-11-07 20:23:29
      Oh by admeralthrawn2006-11-07 22:27:09
to MFC wizards by dennismv2006-11-07 19:37:12
  You can add the current line number to your class by shminux2006-11-07 19:57:42
  No idea how serialization works, but: by bwkaz2006-11-07 19:43:37
    serialization by dennismv2006-11-07 19:53:16
Collecting genres: visit my diary by Paphos2006-11-19 12:55:59
Did anyone else watch House tonight? by nobius2006-11-07 19:31:10
  It's the opening riff to a Hendrix song by voxwoman2006-11-07 20:26:16
    Little Wing - great song by parastra2006-11-07 21:30:51
Lacuna Coil - good. Haven't heard a meh song yet by Havoc2006-11-07 19:15:28
  She is an opera singer... by parastra2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Which is something that can be said for Amy Lee by fitzso2006-11-07 20:19:01
    *Roffles* (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-11-07 20:13:53
      Well, ok, she sang *two* classical pieces there :) by parastra2006-11-07 20:25:01
        Don't like any of those NW songs by kyrasantae2006-11-07 20:44:30
          Also, congratulations on your audition! by parastra2006-11-07 20:51:21
            Discounting any following messiness... (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-11-07 21:09:51
  Just ordered some Tristania & Opeth (n/t) by Havoc2006-11-07 19:33:35
    really? by fitzso2006-11-07 19:45:45
Yay irony by maximumbob2006-11-07 18:44:16
  Um, that isn't irony. That's coincidence. (n/t) by talon07202006-11-07 19:16:31
    No, I'm pretty sure it's irony.... by cptspith2006-11-07 19:39:43
    Whatever it was it was hilarious by nobius2006-11-07 19:32:16
Quiet Movie File... by FNORDer2006-11-07 18:38:17
  Try to record sound, amplify volume afterwards? (n/t) by roger G. rapid2006-11-07 21:12:31
  in some versions of VLC the volume goes to 250% ( (n/t) by Astro-g2006-11-07 19:59:25
    Yep VLC works fine, thanks (n/t) by FNORDer2006-11-07 22:10:01
  I believe it's the DX50 format (n/t) by FNORDer2006-11-07 18:39:08
Curious and more than a bit paranoid by UGuardian2006-11-07 18:01:34
  Not a thing, really by subbywan2006-11-07 18:12:09
    but most important patents are international, by run.dll2006-11-07 18:16:32
      except that software patents are only recognised by Astro-g2006-11-07 22:14:47
      Also... by NemoHac2006-11-07 20:08:59
        I think that's why one might use "trade secrets" (n/t) by toysbfun2006-11-07 20:26:53
          The thing about "trade secrets" is that they by kahuana2006-11-07 20:44:02
Color me frustrated: My voting change of address by classic_jon2006-11-07 17:46:29
  More frustrated here (Oregon) by cptspith2006-11-07 19:44:09
  What's that with the US and voting scheming? by shminux2006-11-07 19:42:34
    As was explained to me at the polling place by classic_jon2006-11-07 20:01:03
      I think the other thing is the # of separate items by kahuana2006-11-07 20:11:16
        The municipal elections ballot is pretty busy by shminux2006-11-07 20:13:56
          Yes, this ballot had a LOT of things on it by classic_jon2006-11-07 20:31:59
  Hey, me also! by Bastetsmuse2006-11-07 18:32:50
    Joins Bastetsmuse in being Peeved/Frustrated ;-D ( (n/t) by classic_jon2006-11-07 19:46:09
  Look on the bright side by DesertRat662006-11-07 17:50:54
    Yeah, they noted it in the system in case someone by classic_jon2006-11-07 18:02:17
    You have got to be kidding me. (n/t) by lheggland2006-11-07 17:55:28
      Wish I was by DesertRat662006-11-07 17:57:34
        And I thought Mass was crooked when by lheggland2006-11-07 18:03:04
          I can put it at the top by DesertRat662006-11-07 19:04:31
UGh! gotta drive to linthicum Heights by joecrouse2006-11-07 17:43:58
For Esteis and other participants in by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
Question about FF2 spell-checking by isaac leese2006-11-07 17:18:23
  <your profile>/persdict.dat has your added words ( (n/t) by Talchas2006-11-07 17:24:11
    Danke. (n/t) by isaac leese2006-11-07 17:25:29
Cool artwork. by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The artist referss to them as mixed media collage by DrDeisel2006-11-07 16:47:37
  s/if I was/if I were/ (n/t) by Esteis2006-11-07 16:41:59
Google Halloween logo is back up by isaac leese2006-11-07 15:56:30
  Nevermind. Cached image that fooled me. (n/t) by isaac leese2006-11-07 15:56:55
    FF 1.5.0.7? by kahuana2006-11-07 16:06:52
      FF 2, actually. by isaac leese2006-11-07 17:17:26
Exit Poll Results Reflect ABC News/Washington Post by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Remember the exit polls from 2 years ago (n/t) by DesertRat662006-11-07 17:45:08
    Do you mean the murky Diebold voting in Ohio? (n/t by shminux2006-11-07 19:28:48
  *Slaps 'I Voted' sticker on shirt.* by hadji2006-11-07 16:39:58
    Oooooh... SHIRT. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2006-11-07 16:45:14
  The figure I kept hearing on last night's news by Peace_man2006-11-07 16:05:30
    Pay attention by llow2006-11-07 16:11:08
      87% of statistics are made up on the spot. (n/t) by isaac leese2006-11-07 17:20:54
        What about the other half? (n/t) by hadji2006-11-07 17:23:05
      Also, degree of truth of response is not there. by kahuana2006-11-07 16:37:30
        You can also decline to respond. by bwkaz2006-11-07 17:40:38
          That sounds like a rather dishonest method. (n/t) by kahuana2006-11-07 18:52:00
            "That" being "make up a response"? by bwkaz2006-11-07 19:18:47
              All that does is add "noise" to the data set. by kahuana2006-11-07 19:44:20
                What should the pollsters do? by bwkaz2006-11-07 19:54:36
                  No comment should count as "no comment" by kahuana2006-11-07 20:05:34
        Why would people lie about how they voted? by Phoon2006-11-07 16:40:56
          The basic point is that exit polls are by hadji2006-11-07 16:46:09
            Is there a legitimate point to exit polls? by Peace_man2006-11-07 16:59:32
              The only reason for exit polls is for the by hadji2006-11-07 17:03:27
              Instant gratification? by kahuana2006-11-07 17:02:47
          Why? Because they can? by kahuana2006-11-07 16:44:21
        Exit polls are allowed by dodrian2006-11-07 16:39:38
          Yep, seconded. Exit polls should not be allowed by classic_jon2006-11-07 17:37:35
        Yup. The person polled is free to lie, of course by Arachnid2006-11-07 16:39:17
          First hand observation by etwas_egal2006-11-07 16:46:42
          I don't think they're allowed in Canada. by kahuana2006-11-07 16:42:56
            They're allowed in Canada by feather8022006-11-07 19:55:10
              For, what, 10 minutes tops? by kahuana2006-11-07 20:13:35
            the publication ban doesn't work by lord_dolphin2006-11-07 16:50:57
              Publication bans work to an extent. by kahuana2006-11-07 16:56:57
  Y'know...I think I'd be happy with 14 by Kickstart2006-11-07 15:55:10
    Or just maybe.... by Stuka2006-11-07 18:55:27
    I like that idea. (n/t) by isaac leese2006-11-07 17:19:36
Gotta Love those admins... by LordDominik2006-11-07 15:42:54
  Are your e-mails kept on the server or locally by classic_jon2006-11-07 20:07:20
  Why would he have to nuke your old profile? by rook_mtl2006-11-07 15:57:17
    Correct by LordDominik2006-11-07 16:02:32
      Interesting. We had user groups setup in AD by rook_mtl2006-11-07 16:04:57
        Could be that... by LordDominik2006-11-07 16:06:18
          My condolences. by rook_mtl2006-11-07 16:08:31
            Yeah, well by LordDominik2006-11-07 16:10:10
              But NO BACKUPS??? by fitzso2006-11-07 16:21:28
                Is management now, by varikin2006-11-07 16:45:35
                  OH NO! by LordDominik2006-11-07 19:24:14
                  Or it's a final test on how to manage (erm cope?) (n/t) by kahuana2006-11-07 16:59:29
  no network backups?? (n/t) by subbywan2006-11-07 15:47:56
    Yeah, right... by LordDominik2006-11-07 15:49:47
      At that point, i'd be filing a complaint by subbywan2006-11-07 15:58:38
        I always... by harshmistress2006-11-07 17:51:24
Attn: Stuka. See below. Thanks. (n/t) by Sieldan2006-11-07 15:29:11
  Sorry - been a bit busy by Stuka2006-11-19 12:55:59
I'm looking for an IC spec by dodrian2006-11-07 15:28:14
  I am usually very good at finding by lheggland2006-11-07 18:23:26
  Wasn't the 8080 a 40 pin DIP? by run.dll2006-11-07 15:36:47
Update: Thanks for fuzzies... by LthrOttr2006-11-07 15:23:32
  Fuzzies heading your way. (n/t) by Silverfire2006-11-07 20:02:54
  *hugs* by Esteis2006-11-07 16:37:32
  *fuzzies* (n/t) by fitzso2006-11-07 16:01:08
  When my wife started on Welbutrin by rook_mtl2006-11-07 16:00:29
  I am very glad you are doing something by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 15:35:33
  {{{LthrOttr}}} by Peace_man2006-11-07 15:29:02
BIOS from 1999 + OS that starts at 178 GB = by IByte2006-11-07 15:03:02
Attn: krikkert: by RetiQlum22006-11-07 15:01:09
  Well then dont' forget the stilleto heels! (n/t) by lab rat2006-11-07 15:09:09
    That was one time damnit! (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-07 15:21:05
      Okay then, pass them to me. (n/t) by esbita2006-11-07 15:42:47
        "Pssssst! Remember, UNDERHAND pass..." (n/t) by Havoc2006-11-07 16:46:51
attn: UFieGear by fitzso2006-11-07 14:56:57
  **wants mug** by NemoHac2006-11-07 14:59:52
    The box is on the table at home by fitzso2006-11-07 15:13:45
      sank ee by NemoHac2006-11-07 15:36:07
        bleh by fitzso2006-11-07 15:48:21
Employees: The toys only rich people can afford (n (n/t) by Arachnid2006-11-07 14:52:41
  Someone's been channelling Catbert? (n/t) by kahuana2006-11-07 16:49:06
  I like the toys that don't talk back better. (n/t) by techi8702006-11-07 14:56:16
attn: theanomaly by kyrasantae2006-11-07 14:40:40
I'm no fan of W, but this is just wrong. by tallastro2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I guess... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If you're going to do human-animal hybrids... by raptor_872006-11-07 14:28:02
    That last statement is an understatement by UGuardian2006-11-07 15:09:05
      I was wondering how long it would take to summon by raptor_872006-11-07 15:23:45
    Like Anna & Uni? by lheggland2006-11-19 12:55:59
    This isn't kawaii... this isn't kawaii at all! by Phoon2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So that's the famous by vdp2006-11-07 14:26:45
So (not like I track these things, fark had it) by Kickstart2006-11-07 14:22:32
  Well, at least by hadji2006-11-07 17:02:13
    And he'll be fine! by Kickstart2006-11-07 17:37:16
  That's IMMORAL!! That's horifying! Taht's by etwas_egal2006-11-07 16:42:01
    How many by hadji2006-11-07 17:12:27
      And total length of marriages to boot by Stuka2006-11-07 20:58:58
  Shes probly a Re*smack-pow-kick-staple* by Havoc2006-11-07 16:21:56
  I just pictured her looking like Momma McFly by ag_wyvern2006-11-07 14:30:10
    I'd put Eddie Fisher in the same category by basher202006-11-07 14:45:51
  Go ahead, rant away. by Peace_man2006-11-07 14:24:29
  Is yawning considered feeding the troll? (n/t) by Stuka2006-11-07 14:23:29
Studio 60 was fantastic last night by SnappingTurtle2006-11-07 14:19:42
OK that hurt... by lab rat2006-11-07 14:13:30
  The joys of rehab? by Stuka2006-11-07 14:16:06
    Yep. I can almost touch the back of my right ear by lab rat2006-11-07 14:18:04
      This isn't the one where you... by Stuka2006-11-07 14:22:03
        No, I have reach for the back of my head by lab rat2006-11-07 14:50:03
          Sounds terribly fun by Stuka2006-11-07 14:53:14
            I have often thought that. (n/t) by lab rat2006-11-07 14:54:11
        Yeah, me too. by crankshaft-jr2006-11-07 14:40:04
          Big Ouch! (n/t) by lab rat2006-11-07 14:52:39
          Ouch! (and hijack too) by Stuka2006-11-07 14:45:04
            The first two were just old sports injuries by crankshaft-jr2006-11-07 14:49:25
              I hate when that happens. (n/t) by lab rat2006-11-07 14:53:22
                Me too. And good luck with your rehab. by crankshaft-jr2006-11-07 14:55:34
                  Thanks. That's what I do by lab rat2006-11-07 14:59:18
              Uh, that's sew not dew. (n/t) by crankshaft-jr2006-11-07 14:50:11
      With which appendage? (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2006-11-07 14:20:07
        Right arm (n/t) by lab rat2006-11-07 14:51:21
        Her... by DesertRat662006-11-07 14:25:51
          Kicks DR in the n4 (n/t) by lab rat2006-11-07 14:50:58
            That would be by lab rat2006-11-07 15:00:48
              Woahwoahwoah</tom jones> by kahuana2006-11-07 16:40:17
              anyone who has to tell you she's a lady by basher202006-11-07 15:20:07
                I disagree on "rich". by Phoon2006-11-07 15:21:42
                  It's more like by basher202006-11-07 15:25:34
                    That I can agree with. (n/t) by Phoon2006-11-07 16:05:39
          I read it as "her own"... (n/t) by shminux2006-11-07 14:38:53
Attn: Stuka and any JS gurus. by Sieldan2006-11-07 14:13:12
  I'll take a look by Stuka2006-11-07 14:15:41
    Go figure, as soon as I post it, I think I got it. by Sieldan2006-11-07 14:19:58
      Glad to help when I can! by Stuka2006-11-07 14:22:50
        Stuka, you still around? by Sieldan2006-11-19 12:55:59
Diebold. by RetiQlum22006-11-07 14:10:12
  I see your home by Nightwind2006-11-07 18:19:37
  A dozen is an exaggeration. by RetiQlum22006-11-07 14:12:53
    Ignoring voter fraud, there's no reason not by Arivia2006-11-07 14:14:56
attn: Esteis, you have gmail (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-11-07 14:07:58
  Read & replied. (n/t) by Esteis2006-11-07 14:55:00
Open-source voting machine software by gregg_hughes2006-11-07 13:55:45
  General run of opinion - by gregg_hughes2006-11-07 18:35:48
  Idea: by Arachnid2006-11-07 15:20:54
    Possibility of chads? (n/t) by gregg_hughes2006-11-07 18:34:09
  The only thing touchscreen voting machines are by Phoon2006-11-07 14:55:33
    Why use OCR? it's not really necissary by Freakazoid2006-11-07 15:11:27
      Too easy to deceive. by Phoon2006-11-07 15:13:40
        Well, if you're like me, you can read some barcode by bwkaz2006-11-07 19:33:05
        Easy. The machines don't print the names. by Arachnid2006-11-07 15:17:54
          But then you have alignment issues. (n/t) by Phoon2006-11-07 15:30:28
            Why? by Arachnid2006-11-07 15:36:34
          Doesn't solve the problem... by decius2006-11-07 15:21:55
            That's not a problem. by Arachnid2006-11-07 15:23:47
  With proper cryptographic safeguards. (n/t) by williamashbless2006-11-07 14:28:43
  Bad idea. Go with paper / pen. by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oh. Second that. I assumed that voting machines by Esteis2006-11-07 14:56:49
  Open source != public domain by Esteis2006-11-07 14:24:25
  best way is not in software by madjo2006-11-07 14:17:31
    y'know, in a way by gregg_hughes2006-11-07 14:21:03
      Given our current batch of politicians... by Phoon2006-11-07 15:41:09
      Just thought.. by gregg_hughes2006-11-07 14:21:29
    As long as you recount random districts by Arachnid2006-11-07 14:18:48
  Good idea. Better idea.... by VivianC2006-11-07 14:13:04
    Unfortunately that doesn't pass the giggle test by SnappingTurtle2006-11-07 14:27:47
      Not the Casinos themselves by basher202006-11-07 14:38:24
        I know what was referred to, but the mere... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-07 14:46:04
  Good idea by vdp2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good idea, and already done. by Arachnid2006-11-07 14:02:54
    RE: Paper ballots by gregg_hughes2006-11-07 14:12:33
      Ballots are opened *and* counted by OsteSpiser2006-11-07 14:39:31
        It's not a two party system de jure. by decius2006-11-07 15:28:14
          Not a two-party system here... by OsteSpiser2006-11-08 00:01:15
      It's a lot more secure and reliable by Arachnid2006-11-07 14:15:05
        Good points. (n/t) by theanomaly2006-11-07 14:26:41
  Best: paper ballots by Arivia2006-11-07 14:02:12
  Pencil. (n/t) by toxin2006-11-07 14:01:43
    Works pretty good for us doesn't it? (n/t) by techi8702006-11-07 14:14:57
      Texas still uses a "scan-tron" type pencil system by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 14:27:19
        We normally only have one vote per ballot. You get by techi8702006-11-07 14:30:15
  Better idea: procedures that ensure by Peace_man2006-11-07 14:01:00
    Another major improvement required by basher202006-11-07 14:08:33
      Huh? Mail confirmation of voter registration. by OsteSpiser2006-11-07 14:27:19
      Not as easy as it sounds by Arachnid2006-11-07 14:13:02
        Basically any form of required ID by gregg_hughes2006-11-07 14:15:53
          Ahh but if your state does madatory by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 14:22:43
            Because then anyone without a driver's license by Arachnid2006-11-07 14:35:46
              In my home state by basher202006-11-07 14:41:25
                Can you get one if you are homeless? (n/t) by vdp2006-11-07 14:52:47
                  Can you register to vote if you are homeless? (n/t by Arachnid2006-11-07 14:53:11
                    You should be able to by vdp2006-11-07 14:54:27
                      In what district/ward/polling place? by basher202006-11-07 15:16:58
                        Where you slept last night. by decius2006-11-07 15:25:42
              That is exactly why I used the term by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 14:41:10
              ID cards should be free, methinks. by Phoon2006-11-07 14:40:09
                You'd still have to pass a driving test to vote by Arachnid2006-11-07 14:41:46
                  Generic state-issued ID. by Phoon2006-11-07 14:46:35
"It was just a car" by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  What a horrible tragedy. by lheggland2006-11-07 14:53:16
    I am just heart broken by imWACC02006-11-07 22:02:58
  The perps family is just fantastic. by crankshaft-jr2006-11-07 14:45:54
  That lady that kept talking there is despicable. by Formynder2006-11-07 14:40:53
    No it wouldn't have by DesertRat662006-11-07 17:48:18
      Hear Hear! by OsteSpiser2006-11-07 23:41:48
      I was speaking morally, not legally. (n/t) by Formynder2006-11-07 17:51:49
        OK by DesertRat662006-11-07 17:54:55
          Good point. Noted. (n/t) by Formynder2006-11-07 18:04:48
    See my post on the "Entitlement" by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 14:44:59
      Yeah. I agree. It's still despicable. by Formynder2006-11-07 14:49:52
        As much as I hate to say it, I tend to agree by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 14:58:12
  Being a card-carrying liberal by Egaeus2006-11-07 14:29:00
    The same thing as the cop? Or the perpvic? (n/t) by decius2006-11-07 15:32:58
      This sounds FPB-worthy. by Phoon2006-11-07 16:53:18
    Amen. (n/t) by Phoon2006-11-07 14:46:55
      darwinated defined by robertltux2006-11-07 16:16:05
  it wasn't a good shoot, it wasn't only one shoot, by zoxer2006-11-07 14:08:22
    Are cops not allowed to defend themselves? by talon07202006-11-07 14:52:34
    Police are usually trained to fire until the by techi8702006-11-07 14:27:50
    Not at all by DesertRat662006-11-07 14:21:15
    In *my* book.... by Stuka2006-11-07 14:20:54
      I do by fitzso2006-11-07 15:37:16
        Petty crime? by Formynder2006-11-07 16:12:32
        It's only news when someone gets killed. by Peace_man2006-11-07 16:04:08
          Not just here by fitzso2006-11-07 16:24:03
            That would depend by DesertRat662006-11-07 17:40:24
            Yes. (n/t) by Divinar2006-11-07 16:47:04
              Why? (n/t) by Arachnid2006-11-07 17:20:15
                If that what it takes by kiddeagle2006-11-07 18:25:33
            IMO no. by Peace_man2006-11-07 16:36:36
              lol by fitzso2006-11-07 17:01:02
            Yes. (n/t) by Formynder2006-11-07 16:25:36
              Why? (n/t) by Arachnid2006-11-07 17:20:00
                Because it is the right thing to do, by lheggland2006-11-07 17:36:18
                  "fight back" or "Kill"?? (n/t) by fitzso2006-11-07 17:38:15
                    Fight back to protect the weaker by kiddeagle2006-11-07 18:03:21
                    Use the force required to neutralize the by lheggland2006-11-07 17:53:13
                    IMO fight back by DesertRat662006-11-07 17:44:15
    It looks like a good shoot to me. by VivianC2006-11-07 14:19:13
      Hope it was by DesertRat662006-11-07 14:28:57
[begins channeling Hadji] by Arman X2006-11-07 13:42:56
  IDGI (n/t) by Didactylos2006-11-07 14:19:07
    The "official version" is: by bwkaz2006-11-07 14:49:14
My bid for the presidency is unopposed this year! by hadji2006-11-07 13:40:53
  If campaign not success, you be execute! </borat> (n/t) by theanomaly2006-11-07 13:43:02
  Presidency of what? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2006-11-07 13:41:49
  I beg to differ. (n/t) by williamashbless2006-11-07 13:41:18
    You're Canukistanian. :-p (n/t) by hadji2006-11-07 13:41:53
      You're running for President of Sol, right? (n/t) by raptor_872006-11-07 13:43:22
      How does that enter into it? (n/t) by williamashbless2006-11-07 13:42:41
        That disqualifies you to be the PotUS. by hadji2006-11-07 13:43:33
          Arnie wants this to be changed. by run.dll2006-11-07 15:22:37
          "In America any boy can become President by shminux2006-11-07 14:01:12
            My first guess is Ambrose Bierce, by Phoon2006-11-07 16:06:38
              Nope... Adlai Stevenson. by Phoon2006-11-07 16:13:06
          Hadji is over 34? (n/t) by basher202006-11-07 14:00:20
            Yep. (n/t) by hadji2006-11-07 14:19:19
          How does this stop me opposing? (n/t) by williamashbless2006-11-07 13:54:08
            It stops you from opposing me as a viable candidat by hadji2006-11-07 14:21:05
              Utter bollocks! I can oppose you as a viable... by williamashbless2006-11-07 14:30:20
                No you can't! (n/t) by hadji2006-11-07 14:32:32
It takes only one to ruin the enjoyment of many by kyrasantae2006-11-07 13:34:42
  Fluffy Pink Bunnies all over this TLP and threads by abaron2006-11-07 14:15:23
    Are you Thumper? by run.dll2006-11-07 14:21:51
      You do remember correctly :) (n/t) by theanomaly2006-11-07 14:23:36
    Hey, that's the subject line of my other post by kyrasantae2006-11-07 14:20:51
      You're not doing yourself any favours. by abaron2006-11-07 14:33:44
        Indeedy. by Didactylos2006-11-07 14:43:47
      "lyrical metal" by run.dll2006-11-07 14:25:23
        I don't get the term either. (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 14:26:58
          That is, not *quite* power metal, and by kyrasantae2006-11-07 14:29:11
            So we're pretty much talking goth metal. by Arivia2006-11-07 14:33:06
              But they will more accurately describe by kyrasantae2006-11-07 14:39:44
                See, the thing is that metal's subgenres by Arivia2006-11-07 14:51:39
                  personally I think all this creation of by voxwoman2006-11-07 18:02:28
                  Cues "Twilight Zone" theme by run.dll2006-11-07 15:07:30
  Hey, mods... by Arivia2006-11-07 14:08:03
    FPB by subbywan2006-11-07 14:14:40
      Wait, so I can't draw attention to a post I see by Arivia2006-11-07 14:16:54
        This thread is *exactly* why FPB was created. by Kickstart2006-11-07 14:27:41
  I do not see insults towards you. Towards by toxin2006-11-07 14:01:01
    I couldn't have put it better myself. by Didactylos2006-11-07 14:04:58
  Cryptic much? by Didactylos2006-11-07 13:43:53
    Quite frankly, here's an explanation as I see it. by theanomaly2006-11-07 14:17:41
      Wait, so this is about me? by Arivia2006-11-07 14:19:28
        What shared dislike? by kyrasantae2006-11-07 14:30:53
          There we go: actual progress! by Arivia2006-11-07 14:45:25
            You know what? by wheresthefish2006-11-07 15:10:05
              Wouldn't be so bad if it was just ONE thread by subbywan2006-11-07 15:12:00
              *slaps 'em both (all 3?) with FPBs* (n/t) by Stuka2006-11-07 15:11:55
                Just two, mostly. by kyrasantae2006-11-07 15:13:12
            Mind, I *do* have a 'fan club' corner in my diary. (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-11-07 14:57:17
              So why don't you put that stuff there? by Arivia2006-11-07 14:58:50
                Because this board isn't just about you. by kyrasantae2006-11-07 15:10:55
                  And my agenda is? by Arivia2006-11-07 15:18:03
                    I will let someone else do the honors by kyrasantae2006-11-07 15:20:40
                      Please! by Peace_man2006-11-07 15:26:36
                        Agreed! by abaron2006-11-07 15:44:20
                          I do have a livejournal ;) by kyrasantae2006-11-07 16:12:59
                            And that's the trade off. by Nea2006-11-07 17:00:56
            You did not follow me at all. by kyrasantae2006-11-07 14:54:37
              Sure I did. by Arivia2006-11-07 14:57:07
        Nah, not saying who it is 'about'. by theanomaly2006-11-07 14:21:50
    What's so cryptic about by fitzso2006-11-07 13:47:25
      Well, who? by Didactylos2006-11-07 13:51:27
        Who in particular is going bonkers trying by kyrasantae2006-11-07 13:52:55
          Quite a few people, by the looks of things. by Didactylos2006-11-07 13:58:16
            I see by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 14:03:06
            Neither. (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-11-07 13:59:49
              You know, I read the (assumed) offending by merlin2006-11-07 14:02:16
      Has the moon wronged her? by Arivia2006-11-07 13:51:15
    See Raptor's post. (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-11-07 13:46:23
    Yeah. Why are ewe upset? by run.dll2006-11-07 13:46:09
      It's a certain reaction to that thread. by kyrasantae2006-11-07 13:46:56
        Ah. I see. by run.dll2006-11-07 13:53:13
      Maybe annoyance about joecruise's reaction in that by raptor_872006-11-07 13:46:52
        Not him. (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-11-07 13:47:30
          Well, if it's me, please enlighten me by voxwoman2006-11-07 17:40:38
            Never mind by voxwoman2006-11-07 17:51:18
              Thankfully I'm not so much of a fan of her as to by kyrasantae2006-11-07 18:22:28
  Late Reply Tiem! by Glum_Reaper2006-11-07 13:42:53
    Oh no, they didn't lack the ability to see that by kyrasantae2006-11-07 13:45:29
      I've only ever heard "Diary of Jane"... by Phoon2006-11-07 13:57:17
        I strongly recommend... by Glum_Reaper2006-11-07 14:00:58
        Oh dear. by kyrasantae2006-11-07 14:00:28
      Good choice. by Glum_Reaper2006-11-07 13:53:20
  This reads like minute 33 of a Star Trek episode. by Arivia2006-11-07 13:40:36
    I am so not surprised by this by fitzso2006-11-07 13:45:01
      Eat an FPB, why don't you? by Didactylos2006-11-07 13:49:00
        let me put it to you this way by fitzso2006-11-07 13:52:44
          And I spout off My thoughts and bedam by joecrouse2006-11-07 14:42:18
            Music Corner, ala Ordinance Corner? (n/t) by subbywan2006-11-07 14:44:45
              Mmm. Nah. by Esteis2006-11-07 14:52:40
                I remember a similar-type complaint a by subbywan2006-11-07 15:04:40
                  Quite possible. Let's see what the others think. by Esteis2006-11-07 15:10:02
                    I agree with Kyra by fitzso2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Not a Music Corner in general by subbywan2006-11-07 15:13:22
                    No, I don't think it's necessary either. (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-11-07 15:12:01
          A few words: by Didactylos2006-11-07 13:54:37
            Not "Aardvark"! by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 13:55:13
              How unoriginal of you. (n/t) by Didactylos2006-11-07 13:55:56
                Is "unoriginal" a word? by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 13:57:28
                  Sure it is. by Didactylos2006-11-07 14:02:16
                  It better be, because I use it a lot :-) (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-11-07 14:00:53
          Look down a bit. by Arivia2006-11-07 13:54:23
        corpulent toasted mindnumbendium (n/t) by Kickstart2006-11-07 13:51:31
          I may borrow that tomorrow, if you don't mind. by theanomaly2006-11-07 14:08:22
            Free to use for whatever you want. :) (n/t) by Kickstart2006-11-07 14:23:44
          Mindnumbendium? by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 13:52:50
            Numbs and bends your mind at the same time. by Esteis2006-11-07 13:56:32
            That would be awesome :) (n/t) by Kickstart2006-11-07 13:55:18
      I think you're remembering a bit selectively. by Esteis2006-11-07 13:48:34
      You know, because it's not like I'm here to have by Arivia2006-11-07 13:47:57
        Well I'm not here to look at posts by fitzso2006-11-07 13:50:09
          Fluffy pink bunnies, served on a platter. (n/t) by Kickstart2006-11-07 14:25:41
          To you. by Arivia2006-11-07 13:52:36
          Calm down, guys? by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 13:52:14
    I think that merits a fluffy pink bunny. by Esteis2006-11-07 13:44:57
      It was neutral, really. by Arivia2006-11-07 13:48:50
        Oh, okay. by Esteis2006-11-07 13:52:49
          Great, thanks. (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 13:53:12
    I think it was here. by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
Look! by Arivia2006-11-07 13:23:15
  "Oh, when the synths, go marching in, by DrDeisel2006-11-07 13:28:30
    "The synths go marching one by one ... (n/t) by ChuckAB2006-11-07 15:16:12
It's not good when your company is featured by merlin2006-11-07 13:16:31
  When the s4 hits the van. (n/t) by DShade2006-11-07 17:20:06
  LOL, by lheggland2006-11-07 14:16:45
  I will bet that some maintinance person by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 13:36:00
    I'm thinking you are probably correct. by merlin2006-11-07 13:55:52
Laboodle! by toxin2006-11-07 13:14:24
  That's a pet peeve of mine by abaron2006-11-07 13:48:40
    Because *mongrel* doesn't sell...? (n/t) by OsteSpiser2006-11-07 14:54:09
    Why they don't say "Cocker and poodle cross": by Illiad2006-11-07 13:53:41
  I wouldn't recommend it. by Peace_man2006-11-07 13:24:38
    The breeder (not mill, she has gone to see the by toxin2006-11-07 13:47:49
      I did admit that I was biased:-) by Peace_man2006-11-07 14:18:47
        I would point out that every breed is a form of by toxin2006-11-07 14:47:10
          Call me elitist, then. by Peace_man2006-11-07 15:17:31
            Or you'd breed a Malamute and a Husky. by Phoon2006-11-07 15:47:12
              You'd be surprised at what some people by Peace_man2006-11-07 16:00:09
            Ohhhh, you want clone-dogs!!!!! by toxin2006-11-07 15:35:32
              I have a fair bit of emotional investment by Peace_man2006-11-07 15:53:24
      Reputable Breeder? def plz by surfdude2006-11-07 14:18:26
        Definition used by my club: by Peace_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I do not know the actuality of my sister's by toxin2006-11-07 14:32:21
          Champion? who cares(longish) by surfdude2006-11-07 16:19:07
            WOW. That was hard to read. by Peace_man2006-11-07 16:41:17
              Yea, sorry by Surfdude2006-11-07 20:11:21
    Better yet: humane society. by Phoon2006-11-07 13:32:02
      True! If you don't have specific requirements by Peace_man2006-11-07 13:35:19
    "anyone breeding labradoodles can only be doing it by theanomaly2006-11-07 13:30:05
      What other reason could there be? by Peace_man2006-11-07 13:39:54
        Say what? Crossbreeding is exactly the way to get by DrDeisel2006-11-07 14:25:05
          I could mention many breeders that don't by Peace_man2006-11-07 14:59:45
            I'll grant that you have superior knowledge on how by DrDeisel2006-11-07 16:41:37
              Yes, it is quite possible that this crossbreed by Peace_man2006-11-07 16:54:02
                Y'know, you're right. If they could breed poodles by DrDeisel2006-11-07 17:21:31
                  That would not be too much of a problem. by Peace_man2006-11-07 17:36:12
          Breeders who make profit... by Illiad2006-11-07 14:44:34
        My uncle's lab a a litter of crosses. by abaron2006-11-07 13:53:50
          As you said: by Peace_man2006-11-07 15:20:56
  Worse. Labradoodle. (n/t) by Phoon2006-11-07 13:17:17
    "Labradoodle!" by Arivia2006-11-07 13:17:58
      Must restrain...Must restrain by nobius2006-11-07 13:24:38
365 tomorrows. by Corvus_One2006-11-19 12:55:59
What the hell, gray hair? by Bellator2006-11-07 13:02:14
  Its normal for some. by Silverfire2006-11-07 20:15:26
  22 w/ a white hair (n/t) by UGuardian2006-11-07 14:48:02
  I got my first at around 20-21. (n/t) by purplepineapple2006-11-07 13:20:21
  Does early greying run in the family? If not, it's by DrDeisel2006-11-07 13:20:14
    Thin and gray runs in the family by Bellator2006-11-07 13:39:05
  I got my first grey hair at 13. by Nea2006-11-07 13:19:19
    I read that as by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 13:20:32
  Stress? by DesertRat662006-11-07 13:10:51
    Not so much by Bellator2006-11-07 13:34:29
    I didn't know the grey can disappear (n/t) by shminux2006-11-07 13:20:11
      It did with me. by DesertRat662006-11-07 13:27:18
        It can disappear in some cases. by Nea2006-11-07 13:29:09
        man, must've been some stress... (n/t) by shminux2006-11-07 13:28:26
          It was (n/t) by DesertRat662006-11-07 13:49:24
  I started going gray by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 13:05:10
    dont worry about it by thetree2006-11-07 13:07:23
The Internet's 13 Worst Enemies by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What about the other end of the spectrum? by hieraco2006-11-07 13:08:28
    Russia, surely (n/t) by Arman X2006-11-07 13:41:59
The Monday Morning Vowel Movement by toxin2006-11-07 12:52:30
  I'd make noises like that too by SoylentGreen2006-11-07 12:56:04
  What about "Ööööööö!"? (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-11-07 12:55:33
    Åå? (n/t) by afterburner2006-11-07 13:29:14
    It's an umlaut! Run! (n/t) by raptor_872006-11-07 13:02:49
    GET THAT MÖÖSE OUT OF HERE! by ag_wyvern2006-11-07 12:59:11
The Love Song of Arivia J. UFie by Arivia2006-11-07 12:47:35
  In the room, the women come and go by Arivia2006-11-07 12:52:53
    The web lies spread out across the world by Esteis2006-11-07 13:05:52
      Welcome to last night's English homework. (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 13:14:06
        Settle down, and do not mind the glass. by Esteis2006-11-07 13:26:41
          [The English homework bit? OOC. by Arivia2006-11-07 13:28:07
            Is Eliot fun? I don't think I've read any work of by Esteis2006-11-07 13:33:08
              Yes. by Arivia2006-11-07 13:41:21
                I'll look for some of his work, then. (n/t) by Esteis2006-11-07 13:46:14
              I remember by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 13:39:28
Yay! Finally. by cuboci2006-11-07 12:35:43
  An indication that you need to upgrade your intern by ag_wyvern2006-11-07 12:59:58
    Well, I'd have preferred to get this particular by cuboci2006-11-07 13:25:01
When will people SLOW DOWN? by fitzso2006-11-19 12:55:59
  90 kph is nothing. We get kids street racing in CA by SouthpawPL2006-11-07 17:31:15
    Yeah, I'm glad we don't have too much of that by fitzso2006-11-07 17:52:02
  attn: fitzso by kyrasantae2006-11-07 12:57:19
  "It can't happen to me" </sarcasm> (n/t) by OsteSpiser2006-11-07 12:52:42
  This story clearly shows why young drivers by Peace_man2006-11-07 12:43:22
  After reading the article, I doubt the brakes were by merlin2006-11-07 12:42:47
  Um.. I know speed was a factor.. by romandas2006-11-07 12:42:06
    I know that by fitzso2006-11-07 13:35:31
  I was wondering about that this morning. by merlin2006-11-07 12:39:47
    that is because you were driving to the conditions by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 12:48:11
  Driving 20% over the speed limit really doesn't by techi8702006-11-07 12:38:47
    OTOH, saving 2 hours off a 10 hour drive might be by raptor_872006-11-07 12:47:46
    My favorite by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 12:46:32
      I love when jerks pass me and stomp it... by Phoon2006-11-07 15:19:55
        I love it when by fitzso2006-11-07 17:36:22
          I love it when... by Truedrezzer2006-11-08 09:51:31
      Not to mention the extra gas and the wear on his by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 15:13:26
  Hopefully by DesertRat662006-11-07 12:34:11
    Yeah by fitzso2006-11-07 12:45:38
  Never. by NemoHac2006-11-07 12:28:20
    Most often people do know better by joecrouse2006-11-07 12:32:11
      What *what* bad conditions? by staticsan2006-11-07 17:23:54
      So you also know that... by NemoHac2006-11-07 12:50:17
        Oh and is that something you know by NemoHac2006-11-07 12:52:49
          Actually it's not 3.6 by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 12:59:42
            How? My math shows it as this. by NemoHac2006-11-07 13:20:46
              1 kilometer per hour by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 13:24:38
                That's the opposite way around to what I was taugh by NemoHac2006-11-07 13:40:56
                  You're doing this: by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 13:48:09
          Replying to your own post and disputing it? by Sterling_Ag2006-11-07 12:58:30
            No. It was an addendum by NemoHac2006-11-07 13:21:20
      There is NOTHING unreasonable about ours by fitzso2006-11-07 12:43:32
      I follow them anyway by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 12:34:03
        True Follow them anyway and there wont be any t by joecrouse2006-11-07 12:44:16
I though of another reason why I don't want to be by techi8702006-11-07 12:21:08
  Another reason...Warning: not for the sqeamish. by Danu2006-11-07 13:19:12
    Errr... He is a SAR team volunteer. BtDt applies. (n/t) by toxin2006-11-07 14:13:17
      Not yet thankfully, I missed the search where they by techi8702006-11-07 14:54:12
  From my experience, you are pretty much correct. by tully2006-11-07 12:56:50
  I can give you another reason by DesertRat662006-11-07 12:25:46
    Definately a MindBleach moment by fitzso2006-11-07 12:36:56
      One would hope (n/t) by DesertRat662006-11-07 12:41:10
    GAH! Pass mind bleach by joecrouse2006-11-07 12:28:02
      At least it's a mental picture for you by DesertRat662006-11-07 12:30:25
        I am resisting the obvious b5 joke. (n/t) by DShade2006-11-07 12:34:44
          That's good by DesertRat662006-11-07 12:36:50
  At least cops have this to fall back on. by Peace_man2006-11-07 12:24:25
    Go to a domestic disturbance call on a by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 12:37:28
      Domestics are the worst by DesertRat662006-11-07 12:42:53
        Agreed - been on too many. by ChuckAB2006-11-07 12:53:13
        His exact words were: "you have no idea if by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 12:52:11
          I've heard of another danger as well. by Peace_man2006-11-07 12:59:34
            Very True! by tully2006-11-07 13:05:39
            That or by DesertRat662006-11-07 13:02:59
          sp *whant/when ... (n/t) by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 12:52:54
      I was talking to a cop about domestic calls one by techi8702006-11-07 12:41:47
Shiney by vdp2006-11-19 12:55:59
  nifty by Freakazoid2006-11-07 12:42:13
US UFies - try not to get cancer. by run.dll2006-11-07 12:09:45
  I would like to see his sources... by lab rat2006-11-07 12:27:37
    It's related to standardized treatment protocols. by run.dll2006-11-07 12:37:34
      So there was not anything said about by lab rat2006-11-07 12:44:59
        Yes, but not international comparisons. by run.dll2006-11-07 12:58:16
  That assumes that you will actually Get treatment by BloodyViking2006-11-07 12:16:08
    Not a problem in BC. by Illiad2006-11-07 12:22:38
      Quite possible, but the TLP treated Canada as by BloodyViking2006-11-07 12:29:26
        Each province pays for and administers by Kickstart2006-11-07 12:39:36
          In that case, by BloodyViking2006-11-07 12:41:05
        Healthcare in the US is also regionally graded by voxwoman2006-11-07 12:31:26
          In part yes. I had my arm repaired by lab rat2006-11-07 12:41:32
            and I live in the Metro NY area, yet by voxwoman2006-11-07 12:53:51
              Absolutely (n/t) by lab rat2006-11-07 12:57:29
          True, but one would expect by BloodyViking2006-11-07 12:36:18
    My mother is not getting radiation for her by toxin2006-11-07 12:19:18
      "Certainty" is an illusive quality. by run.dll2006-11-07 12:26:05
      What it really means is that in the US by voxwoman2006-11-07 12:25:39
    Let's see some sources for that. by Arivia2006-11-07 12:18:20
      I was convinced by the death of my aunt-in-law. by BloodyViking2006-11-07 12:25:23
        That is not only sad, it is criminal. (n/t) by lab rat2006-11-07 12:43:16
        So, not actually no treatment. by Arivia2006-11-07 12:29:47
          WTF?!?!? How the F$ can you say that? by BloodyViking2006-11-07 12:33:48
          My understanding of that post by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 12:32:37
      with cancer long wait time == death sentence by voxwoman2006-11-07 12:22:39
        The 'wait times' discussed in Canada by Kickstart2006-11-07 12:44:14
          Unless you are the one who has to wait. (n/t) by lab rat2006-11-07 12:48:18
            Yep, it sucks to wait by Kickstart2006-11-07 12:51:34
              Glad you are OK. The radiation has played by lab rat2006-11-07 12:56:21
            Didn't he just say that? (n/t) by Illiad2006-11-07 12:50:12
        True, it is the long wait times for an by lab rat2006-11-07 12:35:40
        That doesn't mean there's no treatment. by Arivia2006-11-07 12:26:47
          If you are kept waiting After diagnosis by BloodyViking2006-11-07 12:31:00
            A co-worker, in her 30's, got a uterine cancer by voxwoman2006-11-07 12:33:45
            ... by Arivia2006-11-07 12:32:50
              Getting to yourself, are you? (n/t) by BloodyViking2006-11-07 12:38:29
                *hands you a Fluffy Pink Bunny* (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 12:40:00
                  Do you not even know what those are for? by BloodyViking2006-11-07 12:46:03
                    Was it too late, by the time the cancer by Peace_man2006-11-07 12:52:31
                      Very doubtful, but uncertain. by BloodyViking2006-11-07 12:58:38
                        Hmmm, let me guess, they told her it was by lab rat2006-11-07 13:00:50
                          Pretty much. (n/t) by BloodyViking2006-11-07 13:02:18
                            My mom's ovarian cancer was misdiagnosed by voxwoman2006-11-07 13:11:00
                              Find a well trained dog. by Peace_man2006-11-07 13:17:51
                    More FPBs, please. (n/t) by run.dll2006-11-07 12:49:39
                      For whom? (n/t) by BloodyViking2006-11-07 12:50:34
  I'll try but my chances aren't good by DesertRat662006-11-07 12:13:12
New Mexico Cops Sue Burger King by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nicely done simu-post... by decius2006-11-07 12:06:06
  I'd give you the ringing phone... by Arivia2006-11-07 12:04:06
    I stop mid-post to take a call and what happens?! (n/t) by DesertRat662006-11-07 12:07:40
Two pot burgers to go, please. by Corvus_One2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I heard that on the radio this morning. by lheggland2006-11-07 12:07:57
  Violation of fair practices? by Sharku2006-11-07 12:06:53
  Great. Munchies that give you the munchies. (n/t) by Phoon2006-11-07 12:00:42
Prayers for my puppy. by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good luck and prayers for you and the puppy by Silverfire2006-11-07 20:20:51
  {{{Maggie and Havoc}}} by ixeian2006-11-07 15:23:20
  {{ furrie and havoc}} (n/t) by unjust2006-11-07 13:55:16
  {{Havoc}} (n/t) by j.butterfly2006-11-07 12:23:58
  {{Havoc}} Good luck with Maggie's health. by Peace_man2006-11-07 12:17:00
  Best of luck by DesertRat662006-11-07 12:11:13
  {{{Havoc and Maggie}}} (n/t) by fitzso2006-11-07 12:09:05
  {{{{{Havoc & Maggie}}}}} (n/t) by DrDeisel2006-11-07 12:06:56
  Best luck with the pup. Get her taken care of. by wwill2006-11-07 12:04:07
  {{Maggie}} (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 11:57:51
  {{{havoc}}} (n/t) by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 11:57:15
i thought i was mistaken (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 11:51:34
  And I thought I heard you speak. (n/t) by Nea2006-11-07 12:20:39
  Did it turn out you were wrong? (n/t) by merlin2006-11-07 11:51:51
    i thought i was confused (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 11:53:09
      But now you are not so sure? (n/t) by vdp2006-11-07 11:54:27
        tell me now how do i feel (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 11:57:14
          You feel fine. by Peace_man2006-11-07 12:22:36
          you feel like yourself again; how did you used to? (n/t) by decius2006-11-07 12:08:53
Adams' democratic conundrum by toysbfun2006-11-07 11:51:27
  Ask them to decide on a single movie by basher202006-11-07 14:19:12
  Intelligence as such is not all that important. by Peace_man2006-11-07 12:30:53
  False dilemma. by Didactylos2006-11-07 12:01:39
    Even if they were unevenly divided, by toysbfun2006-11-07 12:08:52
      Smart != omniscient by Stuka2006-11-07 12:10:01
        This is assuming by Didactylos2006-11-07 12:18:02
          You can't vote on graey, so you have to choose by etwas_egal2006-11-07 16:04:26
          And the end result? by jdelphiki2006-11-07 12:33:40
            Thanks, I needed that :) (n/t) by Stuka2006-11-07 13:21:46
        Did you mean smart ? omniscient? by toysbfun2006-11-07 12:15:11
          Hm, should have had a ? ( & ne;) by toysbfun2006-11-07 12:16:40
            I think I meant what you asked if I meant by Stuka2006-11-07 13:23:07
              That's it. And I learned something today! (!=) (n (n/t) by toysbfun2006-11-07 14:25:25
T-Online must delete IP logs by merlin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Key words here though: by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 13:09:14
  Can I sign up for T-Online stateside? :) (n/t) by toysbfun2006-11-07 11:54:43
To all US UFies: by moongoddess2006-11-07 11:36:09
  ... and say hi to chad, by run.dll2006-11-07 11:39:07
    You can't hang someone who's pregnant! (n/t) by gregg_hughes2006-11-07 11:41:50
      Especially not by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 11:43:53
        For the first time ever, I had trouble with a by tully2006-11-07 12:24:47
        But do they swing both ways? (n/t) by merlin2006-11-07 11:44:25
Are the first world countries becoming to self by techi8702006-11-07 11:35:59
  Here's a few of my thoughts by fitzso2006-11-07 12:07:38
    Maybe I should restate that. I think there is a by techi8702006-11-07 12:33:18
    Hmmm I wonder by joecrouse2006-11-07 12:26:30
      without heavy weapons and armor by basher202006-11-07 14:30:12
      You said it. by fitzso2006-11-07 12:33:32
        Send in the Mounties! by Illiad2006-11-07 13:18:00
          They even get upgraded body armour and C7xx when by techi8702006-11-07 14:57:22
Kudos to my friend for making the effort to vote by SnappingTurtle2006-11-07 11:34:26
  Good work, citizen. Safe trip home. (n/t) by wwill2006-11-07 11:51:34
  Massive round of applause! (n/t) by moongoddess2006-11-07 11:37:06
OK so xmas decoration are starting to come up by Rogue19712006-11-07 11:25:55
  What type of music do elves like best? by Pyxidragon2006-11-07 13:09:20
    I would have thought by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 13:13:21
  Why is santa so jolly? (n/t) by Rogue19712006-11-07 11:27:16
    You would be, too, if you... by Narc2006-11-07 12:53:56
Attn: German UFies who have received their spiffs. by leonidus2006-11-07 11:21:53
  Maybe you could get a list what the different by vectorz2006-11-07 11:26:56
    I know, what I'll be getting. by leonidus2006-11-07 13:51:47
US Ufie Voters: by subbywan2006-11-19 12:55:59
Change-of-address question... by Arman X2006-11-07 10:53:43
  Parole officer; medic alert; others in that vein. by decius2006-11-07 11:23:25
  Only ones I can think of: by Stuka2006-11-07 10:58:12
    60 days, here. (n/t) by esbita2006-11-07 11:40:04
      Could be here too by Stuka2006-11-07 11:44:44
  Hmm by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 10:57:08
    DMV uses my family buisness by joecrouse2006-11-07 11:17:28
My signature is no longer recognizable as English. by Phoon2006-11-07 10:46:54
  Mine is inadmissible (as a copy) in any US Court. by shadowsystems2006-11-07 18:24:50
  I'm losing all sorts of progress on my signature. by farfalla2006-11-07 11:36:20
    Just because you're changing your name doesn't by abaron2006-11-07 13:03:12
  Heh. Mine is heading that way... by Arman X2006-11-07 11:13:11
    That would make an interesting nick. (n/t) by etwas_egal2006-11-07 16:10:41
  This is a good thing. by Peace_man2006-11-07 10:56:53
  I've made an art by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 10:50:15
  I stopped forming anything but the by joecrouse2006-11-07 10:48:43
Inbox: vocabulary additions for the workplace by DesertRat662006-11-07 10:42:20
  Ah, blamestorming by SnappingTurtle2006-11-07 11:36:28
Got broadband! YAY! Can't get to uf.org (boo) by Jeff_UK2006-11-07 10:41:50
  hmm, myke says it's not blocked, by Jeff_UK2006-11-07 11:16:48
    Have you tried a traceroute? (n/t) by merlin2006-11-07 11:18:39
      ooh no.. lots of timeouts by Jeff_UK2006-11-07 11:25:16
        That's a lot of filtering! by Myke2006-11-07 14:06:14
        That means you're getting there. by abaron2006-11-07 11:36:23
        Sounds like you have a routing issue with your ISP (n/t) by merlin2006-11-07 11:36:09
  Email Myke with your non-proxied IP address (n/t) by merlin2006-11-07 10:42:37
  contact myke by emlaabs2006-11-07 10:42:33
I want to formally appologize to KickStart by RetiQlum22006-11-07 10:33:14
  You get credit for one thing by DesertRat662006-11-07 12:40:08
    You better run faster. by RetiQlum22006-11-07 15:45:52
  Accepted, and a little more detail by Kickstart2006-11-07 10:51:05
    A story I once read said it best by Nightwind2006-11-07 19:00:32
    {{{{KS}}{{J.Butterfly}}}} (n/t) by etwas_egal2006-11-07 16:33:28
    FWIW, I chose that option... by acrisius2006-11-07 14:12:02
    oh, *grand* father... by voxwoman2006-11-07 11:05:35
      I spoke to his sitter this morning... by j.butterfly2006-11-07 11:23:24
        {{{j.butterfly}}} (n/t) by voxwoman2006-11-07 12:17:17
    {{{KS}}} by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 10:53:05
  Shouldnt you also apologize to j.butterfly? (n/t) by Klaranth2006-11-07 10:47:05
    Only if I actually upset her. by RetiQlum22006-11-07 11:08:11
  Pink Fluffy Bunnies anyone??? by XndeX2006-11-07 10:36:06
Attn: Stuka by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 10:25:10
  It's...interesting by Stuka2006-11-07 10:37:52
    As I understood it by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 10:46:40
      Indeed it was by Stuka2006-11-07 11:06:08
        minor nitpick: "given" by wwill2006-11-07 11:47:16
          I agree with the first half.... by Stuka2006-11-07 11:56:04
        The problem may be with honesty and intent. by Peace_man2006-11-07 11:15:31
          Hence the need by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 11:18:36
            Hmmm - the POTUS appoints the judiciary. by Peace_man2006-11-07 11:24:07
              Missing a small but important point by surfdude2006-11-07 12:36:25
              That's by design, of course by Stuka2006-11-07 11:29:49
                I agree on the point of electing judges. by Peace_man2006-11-07 11:35:44
                  That's the point by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 11:39:55
              Not the electorate by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 11:28:45
                I thought that the electors was a fictitious by Peace_man2006-11-07 11:39:07
                  There is still by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 11:43:22
                    Each state determines how to select electors by Stuka2006-11-07 11:49:47
        I don't generally think of myself by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 11:15:10
          History's the answer there.... by Stuka2006-11-07 11:26:00
I really needs some hugs... by j.butterfly2006-11-07 09:47:26
  {{{Jen}}} by spud312006-11-07 14:25:51
  {{{j.butterfly}}} by iarann2006-11-07 14:05:33
  Talk to him, as you can. Talk to family. by toxin2006-11-07 11:36:42
  {{{j.b}}} by fitzso2006-11-07 11:28:13
  {{{j.butterfly}}} by madjo2006-11-07 11:25:21
  {{{j.butterfly}}} (n/t) by raptor_872006-11-07 11:25:01
  {{{{{{j.butterfly& KS and Molly}}}}}} (n/t) by XndeX2006-11-07 11:22:55
  {{JB, KS, Molly, Family}} by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 11:18:37
  {{{j.butterfly}}} (n/t) by chaotic2006-11-07 11:07:58
  Please take a moment to breathe and think. by DrDeisel2006-11-07 11:01:05
  If you were/are close to him by voxwoman2006-11-07 10:56:21
  {{{j.butterfly}}} (n/t) by afterburner2006-11-07 10:55:29
  {{{j.butterfly}}} by Peace_man2006-11-07 10:55:26
  A request. by Kickstart2006-11-07 10:53:01
    Sorry, sir. :( by farfalla2006-11-07 11:32:01
  Thanks everyone (((HUGS))) by j.butterfly2006-11-07 10:50:27
  I flew with Little_Rat to Germany when he was by DesertRat662006-11-07 10:45:31
    Addendum by DesertRat662006-11-07 11:24:01
  as has been said before, by XndeX2006-11-07 10:40:55
  We drove a long day trip when Ian was 6 months by emlaabs2006-11-07 10:35:53
    Flying is a little different than driving.. by j.butterfly2006-11-07 10:47:23
  Please find a way to go. by VivianC2006-11-07 10:35:14
    Also for ear-popping... by jdelphiki2006-11-07 11:24:56
  {{{j}}} (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2006-11-07 10:33:27
  My daughter traveled well at 3 months... by Anonymous Freak2006-11-07 10:16:54
  Email sent. {{{j.b}}} (n/t) by farfalla2006-11-07 10:15:58
  Whatever you decide, "your family thinking badly by shminux2006-11-07 10:14:29
  {{{j.butterfly}}} (n/t) by vectorz2006-11-07 10:11:01
  {{{j.butterfly}}} by abaron2006-11-07 10:08:31
    Another comment by abaron2006-11-07 10:10:46
  Come here you, butterfly. by Klaranth2006-11-07 10:07:48
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-07 10:22:06
    Moderated for personal insult. by Nea2006-11-07 10:24:23
      Sorry. by RetiQlum22006-11-07 10:26:02
    That may have sounded harsher than I meant. by RetiQlum22006-11-07 10:12:27
    Ummm, isn't that a moddable word? (n/t) by hadji2006-11-07 10:11:59
      No, it's been used many times before. by RetiQlum22006-11-07 10:15:07
        Uncalled for at the very least. by hadji2006-11-07 10:18:56
          *draws a line around hadji and paints it red* (n/t by shminux2006-11-07 10:21:48
            *crosses the line and gives Hadji a big hug* (n/t) by VivianC2006-11-07 10:38:28
  {{{j.butterfly}}} (n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-07 10:05:02
  {{{{{j.butterfly}}}}} by highly2006-11-07 10:04:25
  Can you drive to Seattle? by vdp2006-11-07 10:04:12
    Also, where do you need to fly to? (n/t) by vdp2006-11-07 10:23:01
  My advice would be to go. Make the trip. by hadji2006-11-07 10:03:55
    First, {{{j.butterfly and KS}}} by jdelphiki2006-11-07 11:22:57
  {{j.butterfly}} by da-gimp2006-11-07 09:58:28
  {{{j.butterfly}}} (n/t) by techi8702006-11-07 09:58:21
  If you can afford it... by P.Buttercup2006-11-07 09:52:13
  {{{j.butterfly}}} by talon07202006-11-07 09:51:19
Job Opening in Dallas, TX by merlin2006-11-07 09:47:01
Which is more secure? by raptillicus2006-11-07 09:45:27
  And the biggest e-voting company... by Anonymous Freak2006-11-07 10:18:59
    what 10 extra bucks to put a parrallel port by joecrouse2006-11-07 10:34:39
      So, what, it's linked to your ATM card or your by merlin2006-11-07 10:45:58
        and If they want to get picky by joecrouse2006-11-07 11:19:13
        How many people have accounts at by Peace_man2006-11-07 11:00:40
          Good points that I hadn't considered (obviously) ( (n/t) by merlin2006-11-07 11:08:28
            true true BUT! by joecrouse2006-11-07 11:21:48
  online cc. by unjust2006-11-07 09:47:15
    Why can't I vote online then? (n/t) by raptillicus2006-11-07 09:51:06
      Because there is no PKI infrastructure in the US by vdp2006-11-19 12:55:59
"It was just a chocolate bar..." by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  speaking as a security officer by joecrouse2006-11-07 12:37:59
  That is really sad. by Peace_man2006-11-07 11:32:57
    Re: "discrimination" by Stuka2006-11-07 11:43:34
      At one point she claims that her family by Peace_man2006-11-07 12:37:19
        I believe the term for this woman is Entitlement by Classic_Jon2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The logical disconnects are mindbreaking by psychoi3oy2006-11-07 10:26:50
    Bwahahaha! by voxwoman2006-11-07 11:14:44
  Hm, if posting on company time is stealing... by vectorz2006-11-07 10:22:27
    Did you notice that the accusation by BloodyViking2006-11-07 10:35:11
      I like how she tries to justify her theft by voxwoman2006-11-07 11:13:04
      Reading that board made my head hurt by Stuka2006-11-07 11:11:30
  Pitiful. by RetiQlum22006-11-07 10:20:03
    Take a whole sporting goods section by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 10:22:47
  More sad than hysterical by DesertRat662006-11-07 10:10:32
  *head explodes* (n/t) by Stuka2006-11-07 09:58:41
  What a loser, stealing is stealing. by lheggland2006-11-07 09:41:00
    Aaargh!!! Pet peeve! by DesertRat662006-11-07 10:09:11
      Well, if it is something with a wrapper, by BloodyViking2006-11-07 10:43:00
        Not to mention that stores are now using this by merlin2006-11-07 10:47:51
          I tend to buy before I go in. by Phoon2006-11-07 10:59:32
            the funny thing is by Egaeus2006-11-07 14:49:47
              Yep... $1.00 vs. $1.29 plus tax... (n/t) by Phoon2006-11-07 15:07:45
      Same here. by Phoon2006-11-07 10:20:30
      It is yours. It's called "Intention to buy./" by wwill2006-11-07 10:16:54
        THE WORST though is customers by Nightwind2006-11-07 18:42:09
        Heh, I read that as "intention to buy Slashdot". (n/t) by Esteis2006-11-07 12:33:44
        And if you change your mind/don't have enough by DesertRat662006-11-07 10:30:49
          Then you are steraling/shoplifitng, by wwill2006-11-07 12:14:05
            "Pound sand down a rat hole"? by BloodyViking2006-11-07 12:19:44
          Then your shop lifting. by lheggland2006-11-07 10:36:11
            I don't expect to change anyone's mind by DesertRat662006-11-07 11:28:10
    We disagree a lot on some things, but by wwill2006-11-07 09:51:47
      Yeah, on Judge Judy... by voxwoman2006-11-07 11:15:32
    Read the comments... by Illiad2006-11-07 09:47:12
      There's also discussion by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 09:48:44
        Ya... by Illiad2006-11-07 09:51:50
Oy, hadji, by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You read them in the wrong order. by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *ching* . . . Neat. (n/t) by Esteis2006-11-07 09:45:25
      :-) (n/t) by hadji2006-11-07 10:04:18
  Perhaps some not-quite (n/t)-results? by anymouse2006-11-07 09:40:06
GAH Why dosent Javascript have a debugging engin? (n/t) by Sieldan2006-11-07 09:30:12
  Is there nothing like Boreland's Turbo stuff? (n/t by Sieldan2006-11-07 09:50:27
    Turbo Pascal was a good IDE. by Phoon2006-11-07 10:08:11
      I have to deal with a Borland-style IDE by shminux2006-11-07 10:29:07
      up, Turbo Pascal was what I cut my teeth on too by Sieldan2006-11-07 10:29:02
        I wish schools would continue to use Pascal. by Phoon2006-11-07 10:54:28
          There's always these: by UGuardian2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Your last sentence is my POV by Stuka2006-11-07 11:16:26
            And indentation-as-syntax is a *good* thing there. by Phoon2006-11-07 11:57:20
              I'm sure I would... by Stuka2006-11-07 12:06:57
        s/up/yup (n/t) by Sieldan2006-11-07 10:29:27
  It does. by Rattler2006-11-07 09:35:36
    Well, Im prolly going about this all wrong. by Sieldan2006-11-07 09:38:35
      IE's a bit of a headache. by Didactylos2006-11-07 09:41:56
      I really want a way to step thru the program by Sieldan2006-11-07 09:40:33
        For IE: by Rattler2006-11-07 09:44:11
        Firefox's Web Developer toolbar is good by Stuka2006-11-07 09:42:36
          You can also get the Venkman Javascript debugger by Rattler2006-11-19 12:55:59
            debugger; by ToLazyToThink2006-11-07 16:22:30
You can't make this stuff up. by highly2006-11-07 09:25:09
  I love the sound effects :) by huitzilopochtli2006-11-07 11:29:08
  Humans are usually stuck on one track. by DShade2006-11-07 09:35:29
    Too right! by quilting_kitty2006-11-07 09:37:25
      Then your situation is Highly irregular, kitty. by DShade2006-11-07 09:40:01
        Sorry for the pun. My humour is not just off- by DShade2006-11-07 09:46:40
          Out of the corners? As if, and my wife -wishes-. by wwill2006-11-07 10:05:47
            I am a bad one for puns, just so you know. by DShade2006-11-07 10:26:13
              SOT-you-say-you-want-FISH-puns-eh?-M by Phoon2006-11-07 11:37:48
                I've always loved that Kip Addotta song. (n/t) by Nea2006-11-07 12:25:08
                You are absolutely evil. I bow before you. by DShade2006-11-07 12:15:31
              My boss puns horribly. by esbita2006-11-07 11:00:21
                You could always employ someone to fight... by DShade2006-11-07 11:09:54
          No apology needed, I thought it was funny. by quilting_kitty2006-11-07 10:00:06
            What she said (n/t) by highly2006-11-07 10:05:34
  IDGI .... (n/t) by Klaranth2006-11-07 09:31:16
    Cajun are french creole that came out of canada by joecrouse2006-11-07 10:39:12
    clicky by highly2006-11-19 12:55:59
Who here has a diary|agenda which shows the moon by Esteis2006-11-07 09:24:47
  yes, it came with the agenda by chaotic2006-11-07 11:15:23
  Firefox plugin called 'sun cult' by psychoi3oy2006-11-07 09:37:11
  There is a "unix program" called "pom" by ideur2006-11-07 09:29:53
    Um, where? by toysbfun2006-11-07 11:43:14
      It is part of the "bsd games package" by ideur2006-11-07 23:23:42
      Maybe it comes pre-installed? by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ROFL! I read that as 'a unix program called "porn" by SouthpawPL2006-11-07 10:11:30
      heh. Saw it the same way... (n/t) by Anonymous Freak2006-11-07 10:19:39
    Cool. (n/t) by Esteis2006-11-07 09:30:46
As part of our IT audit, we've been asked by hadji2006-11-07 09:20:34
  "Social Engineering" is a legitimate part by tompaine2006-11-07 10:50:34
  Speaking as an IT Auditor, this is NOT a legitimat by crankshaft-jr2006-11-07 10:43:19
  Riiiight. by RetiQlum22006-11-07 10:24:55
  That sounds a little nuts by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-07 10:07:53
  Give them 100 percent bogus info all the way aroun (n/t) by joecrouse2006-11-07 10:07:28
  have they asked for your bank acct #s too? by unjust2006-11-07 09:56:23
  The only way I would comply by DesertRat662006-11-07 09:54:58
  I would refuse on the grounds that no type by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 09:54:38
  Basic request... by demonhedge2006-11-07 09:52:22
    Oh good one! by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 10:01:55
  Sounds like a bad idea to me. (n/t) by VivianC2006-11-07 09:39:38
  Got an email from the CIO that he agrees by hadji2006-11-07 09:39:11
  One question: Do they need the PAIRS?! by anymouse2006-11-07 09:36:42
  That should be done in house only, by lheggland2006-11-07 09:34:41
  Send them to me too! by ideur2006-11-07 09:28:36
  Ah, Africa. Home of the 419 scam by leistico2006-11-07 09:28:31
  DO NOT COMPLY. (n/t) by wwill2006-11-07 09:23:38
    My sentiments, exactly. Unfortunately, by hadji2006-11-07 09:26:56
      Ethics or compliance officer? by ellyssian2006-11-07 10:37:56
      I'd do it if ordered to by subbywan2006-11-07 09:29:35
        Ordered In Writing. by BloodyViking2006-11-07 10:16:04
          yup. (n/t) by subbywan2006-11-07 10:30:27
        That won't be practical. (n/t) by hadji2006-11-07 09:30:31
          well, you want practical, or safe? :P (n/t) by subbywan2006-11-07 10:01:21
          Changing the user name would not be, by lheggland2006-11-07 09:35:52
          At least send a email to users advising them to by techi8702006-11-07 09:32:57
    RESIST. FIGHT THE SYSTEM. (n/t) by Esteis2006-11-07 09:26:34
    Thought that needed to be said quickly by wwill2006-11-07 09:26:01
      (BTW, I hold an MS IT in Info-Sec) by wwill2006-11-07 09:29:33
  That sounds bizarre by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 09:23:09
Don't forget to vote! (n/t) by imrambi2006-11-07 09:19:42
  I voted two weeks ago... by Anonymous Freak2006-11-07 10:20:33
  I voted. by arktus2006-11-07 09:33:08
  I already did. by Nea2006-11-07 09:24:50
    You already forgot to vote? by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 09:25:58
      I forgot to what? Who are you? Where am I? by Nea2006-11-07 09:32:55
        Oh, okay by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 09:34:43
  I vote for Illiad! (n/t) by VivianC2006-11-07 09:20:44
Kickbutt is an appropriate name for Molly... by j.butterfly2006-11-07 09:14:57
  Watch out for head swinging too. I ended up by techi8702006-11-07 11:43:45
  Our first daughter was that way by jdelphiki2006-11-07 11:34:10
  Oh, I know it. She nearly knocked me out! by farfalla2006-11-07 10:17:21
  Just wait until she starts climbing stairs by Rattler2006-11-07 09:31:55
    Not always effective. by Phoon2006-11-07 10:05:01
      True, Princesstechi managed to dislodge a gate by techi8702006-11-07 11:42:28
Since Al-Quaeda is in Iraq due to our invasion... by RetiQlum22006-11-07 08:34:24
  ow (n/t) by unjust2006-11-07 09:27:25
  Or maybe a better tune: by wwill2006-11-07 09:18:15
Repost from last night: by SouthpawPL2006-11-07 08:31:41
SOT-Why did I wake up with this in my head? -M by DrDeisel2006-11-07 08:25:51
*bangs head on desk* by RetiQlum22006-11-07 08:15:03
  good place, i used to live in walking distance by Nightwind2006-11-07 18:44:54
  I only get takeout pizza by admeralthrawn2006-11-07 09:23:07
    Replace "takeout pizza" with... by RetiQlum22006-11-07 09:58:12
      they where better 10 years ago, try carmens (n/t) by Nightwind2006-11-07 18:45:43
  Hey ! Stop That ! Desks aint cheap. by klar_at_work2006-11-07 08:18:57
C++ help needed (again, longish) by leonidus2006-11-07 08:01:38
  Construction order by Stuka2006-11-07 08:19:33
    Additional... it's highly important that... by williamashbless2006-11-07 09:06:38
      Thanks for your opinions. by leonidus2006-11-07 11:11:13
Jim's Quote of the Day: by DesertRat662006-11-07 07:09:13
  "When war becomes the most profitable.. by OsteSpiser2006-11-07 10:44:10
  Doesn't that mean... by Kickstart2006-11-07 08:36:34
    No such thing as cheap/free health care. by BloodyViking2006-11-07 12:11:35
    In a way by DesertRat662006-11-07 10:17:27
      Why, just last night, I had to fend off by hadji2006-11-07 11:51:34
        You were trying by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 11:56:01
          Should have tried by Kickstart2006-11-07 12:03:20
    Few people realise that by vdp2006-11-07 09:50:17
  Another corollary: by hadji2006-11-07 08:18:02
    And they do, by lheggland2006-11-07 08:26:55
    addendum: by unjust2006-11-07 08:25:32
    Incorrect (for the U.S. at least) by DesertRat662006-11-07 08:24:36
      Yes, it does. by hadji2006-11-07 08:44:22
        Many 4 star comanders are by joecrouse2006-11-07 10:26:37
        and in the case of LBJ and Nixon by joecrouse2006-11-07 10:24:24
        The President shall be Commander in Chief of by DesertRat662006-11-07 08:54:13
          In practice, the President does not by hadji2006-11-07 09:05:37
            You're halfway there by DesertRat662006-11-07 10:01:49
        The secretary of defense by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 08:48:12
  Corollary: by Peace_man2006-11-07 07:13:28
    Doesnt work you have by joecrouse2006-11-07 10:10:06
      That's it! by vdp2006-11-07 10:20:00
        Wha? I dont grok German. Spanish I can handle (n/t) by joecrouse2006-11-07 10:29:39
          Basically VDP said: by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 11:38:27
            Not quite, by vdp2006-11-07 11:51:12
              :) I was trying for the general meaning by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 12:27:00
                It was meant as a joke :-) by vdp2006-11-07 12:56:00
                  So Ka, O genke Desu Yo! ;-P (n/t) by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 13:25:10
                    Wakarimasen by vdp2006-11-07 14:35:15
                      Micronesia? ;-) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2006-11-07 14:39:19
                        IDGI by vdp2006-11-07 15:09:00
                          he says "I'm fine!", you sayd "I don't understand" by subbywan2006-11-07 15:47:10
                            It was a joke...his was a joke so I was trying by classic_jon2006-11-07 18:00:58
    Riiiight. Because maintaining eqpt, paying your by SouthpawPL2006-11-07 07:59:09
      Straw-man argument - PFB! (n/t) by vdp2006-11-07 08:15:45
        PFB withdrawn by vdp2006-11-07 09:06:15
        I don't see that it's a straw man by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 08:20:26
          not how I understood the Pro by vdp2006-11-07 08:38:06
            It wasn't clear by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 08:43:39
              Thats the way I read it too. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-11-07 10:30:29
          Bingo! That's the point I was making. by SouthpawPL2006-11-07 08:33:43
            In that case, I think you misunderstood Peace_man. by Esteis2006-11-07 08:38:42
              I didn't think he meant that by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 08:41:48
                Yes, but "further funding" can also be interpreted by Esteis2006-11-07 08:47:59
                  Exactly by vdp2006-11-07 08:50:26
                    I'd disagree with that by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 08:52:30
                      Isn't it common sense that by vdp2006-11-07 09:04:02
                        True; but it required context, not just the by Esteis2006-11-07 09:07:06
                          *whomp* by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 09:09:09
                            You were only supposed to drop "this", not the by Esteis2006-11-07 09:14:08
                              *trundles out vacuum cleaner* by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 09:19:37
                                *high five* (n/t) by Esteis2006-11-07 09:22:05
                  I suppose it could by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 08:49:33
                    Yeah, I see how one could read it like that. by Esteis2006-11-07 08:50:48
            You're welcome! (n/t) by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 08:37:02
      Yep, by lheggland2006-11-07 08:05:26
    Maginot Line Mentality? by DesertRat662006-11-07 07:47:29
      There's one good reason for this. by krikkert2006-11-07 07:50:56
    Corect only if you also posit by basher202006-11-07 07:23:10
      If you accept that, by nix2006-11-07 08:53:30
        It's not an assumption by basher202006-11-07 10:51:31
      No sovereign country has any right by Peace_man2006-11-07 07:26:39
        these days, yes, they do. (n/t) by subbywan2006-11-07 09:31:30
        WWII. by RetiQlum22006-11-07 08:20:14
          But still Germany declared war on the US. by vdp2006-11-07 08:27:40
            Unless it's a civil war. by nix2006-11-07 08:47:06
        I'm sure the citizens of Grenada, Kuwait, by SouthpawPL2006-11-07 08:01:42
          The Falklands were and are British by Eternal_Newbie2006-11-07 08:37:27
          All of your examples are missing the by vdp2006-11-07 08:15:03
            Grenada?! by DesertRat662006-11-07 08:21:59
              Wasn't there pretty good intel that by vdp2006-11-07 08:25:09
                I know they were there building the runway by DesertRat662006-11-07 09:00:55
                  and a bunch of med students were held hostage by joecrouse2006-11-07 10:20:16
                  If a country's action affects another country, it by vdp2006-11-07 09:39:07
                  *lifts eyebrow* by Esteis2006-11-07 09:08:32
                    Three by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
        Change the players a bit and see if that holds: by Sieldan2006-11-07 07:52:20
          Since this affects your people by vdp2006-11-07 08:16:12
            Now change the RKBs to terrorrists. (n/t) by Sieldan2006-11-07 08:25:20
              So what's your point? by vdp2006-11-07 08:31:23
                Just that, if it affects your nation, by Sieldan2006-11-07 08:38:01
                  You are not countering the original argument. by vdp2006-11-07 08:42:22
                    Never said I was countering the original argument. by Sieldan2006-11-07 08:48:16
                      You're not countering that one, either. by Esteis2006-11-07 08:49:58
                        Once they affect outside countries, they are not. by Sieldan2006-11-07 08:53:14
                          And now, unforunatly, I must leave, by Sieldan2006-11-07 08:56:25
                            No quines? — Cheers! (n/t) by Esteis2006-11-07 09:00:52
                              Had to look that one up. Nope, no quines. (n/t) by Sieldan2006-11-07 09:08:05
                            That's what metaprogramming is for :-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 08:57:35
                Just because you don't see the Bears, doesn't... by RetiQlum22006-11-07 08:35:44
                  Shouldn't that be by vdp2006-11-07 08:46:21
                    So we actually agree then. (n/t) by Sieldan2006-11-07 08:49:01
              I didn't see that coming from a mile away. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-07 08:31:12
                Yea, so? I never claimed to be a great debator. ( (n/t) by Sieldan2006-11-07 08:40:36
                  No problem. I agree with you. by RetiQlum22006-11-07 09:07:09
                    Ah, kay. (n/t) by Sieldan2006-11-07 09:08:27
            So you have a tyrant who doesn't care by basher202006-11-07 08:20:57
              See "crimes against humanity" post (n/t) by vdp2006-11-07 09:47:19
          Just build a fence! (n/t) by dodrian2006-11-07 07:52:55
            Ok, you build a fence, by Sieldan2006-11-07 07:54:30
              I live on a rabies free island. by dodrian2006-11-07 08:00:20
        So the US and UK acted wrongly when they invaded by basher202006-11-07 07:34:53
          No, they were at war with Germany, and invaded by vdp2006-11-07 07:40:31
            Franco was an axis ally by joecrouse2006-11-07 10:16:38
          No. by krikkert2006-11-07 07:36:52
        What if that government is commiting genocide? (n/t) by dodrian2006-11-07 07:34:50
          Then slaughter the government. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-07 08:25:52
          Crimes against humanity. by krikkert2006-11-07 07:37:44
        I don't think this is a matter of rights. by Esteis2006-11-07 07:33:53
        Bullsh*t!!! (n/t) by BillBellevueNE2006-11-07 07:28:10
          The one time I happen to agree with by joecrouse2006-11-07 10:14:00
          Legalwise, Peace_man is correct. by krikkert2006-11-07 07:33:59
            It's changing. by subbywan2006-11-07 09:32:23
              They are outdated to whom? by etwas_egal2006-11-07 16:20:02
                Political scientists by subbywan2006-11-07 16:29:52
          Can't think of a better argument? get a PFB (n/t) by vdp2006-11-07 07:32:03
            Nothing wrong with being succinct. by BillBellevueNE2006-11-07 07:35:33
              But it brings nothing to the discussion. by krikkert2006-11-07 07:40:17
                You're right, krikkert. by BillBellevueNE2006-11-07 07:55:45
                  But it doesn't help keep the board civil. by Nea2006-11-07 09:20:04
                  Of course. by krikkert2006-11-07 07:57:19
                    Me(tm)? by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 08:02:46
      But if a democracy does have those duties, by Esteis2006-11-07 07:24:45
US Vote Hacker Check-in Thread!!! by toxin2006-11-07 07:04:28
  Don't have to! Teh w@rez R l0aded by etwas_egal2006-11-07 16:47:53
  I have no idea what you're talking about by wwill2006-11-19 12:55:59
  what machines? by unjust2006-11-07 08:28:50
    Nice system by VivianC2006-11-07 08:42:10
      I'm not worried by DesertRat662006-11-07 09:03:26
        Just like my ATM (n/t) by VivianC2006-11-07 09:14:11
      no, the scanner is a lock box by unjust2006-11-07 08:59:46
        Just like electronic voting by VivianC2006-11-07 09:13:41
          ek. ours is all on one ~legal sized sheet by unjust2006-11-07 09:17:48
            I think our total ballot was 16 screens by VivianC2006-11-07 09:20:23
              Not everyone did the touchscreen in IL by emlaabs2006-11-07 09:25:04
                Odd. by VivianC2006-11-07 09:41:49
  I've heard that the next Senator from NY State by SoylentGreen2006-11-07 08:27:50
    you mean Hillary? by chijik2006-11-07 08:29:40
  Haven't, the entire system is down in my County by Ston2006-11-07 08:27:25
  Would you adress me correctly please? by vectorz2006-11-07 08:06:30
    Didn't know vectorz had addressez by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 08:16:20
  Minibar key. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 07:10:20
    I still don't see... by imperito2006-11-07 07:15:33
      Harkey harkey, the dogs do minibarkey. (n/t) by Esteis2006-11-07 07:25:19
    Daily Show/Colbert Report viewer ehy? (n/t) by babywhizIT2006-11-07 07:14:02
      Both, and indeed. by krikkert2006-11-07 07:14:45
        Absolutely! by RetiQlum22006-11-07 08:27:48
          Me 3~! by babywhizIT2006-11-07 09:06:10
            Did you see who is co-hosting tonight? by VivianC2006-11-07 11:41:48
  I see dead people by DesertRat662006-11-07 07:08:01
    Thats a lot of voters at one time in a single... by CALL-1982006-11-07 07:29:43
      That took me a moment. Good one. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-07 08:38:02
    You're in Illinois, right? by lheggland2006-11-07 07:10:19
      They do. (n/t) by spud312006-11-07 07:42:48
      Missouri, too. by jdelphiki2006-11-07 07:16:57
        What's wrong with extending polling hours? by vdp2006-11-07 07:37:02
          Extending them everywhere is fine by lheggland2006-11-07 07:41:42
            Exactly... by jdelphiki2006-11-07 11:37:56
        Missouri elected a dead man for office. (n/t) by CALL-1982006-11-07 07:30:53
          My only problem with that... by jdelphiki2006-11-07 11:45:30
          Texas might elect a dead woman this time. by VivianC2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Could this be an indication by DesertRat662006-11-07 10:37:16
              Or perhaps... by jdelphiki2006-11-07 11:38:57
            The mind boggles. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-07 08:29:43
          They knew a dead man was better than Ashcroft (n/t by vdp2006-11-07 07:37:20
            Sad thing is he is running again. (Ashcroft) (n/t) by CALL-1982006-11-07 07:39:31
              He is? by DesertRat662006-11-07 08:25:30
    Of course you do. by spud312006-11-07 07:09:20
  I don't know what you're talking about. by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-07 07:06:22
Inbox: Science vs. God by toxin2006-11-07 07:01:08
  Actually, that may be possible. by talon07202006-11-07 19:14:06
  Am I the only one who found it predictable? (n/t) by BloodyViking2006-11-07 10:10:03
  Okay, me==science guy, and that is brilliant. (n/t) by williamashbless2006-11-07 09:09:38
  An oldie but a goodie. (n/t) by VivianC2006-11-07 08:47:22
  :) (n/t) by unjust2006-11-07 08:29:23
  Nice one :) (n/t) by vectorz2006-11-07 08:07:11
  Hah! (n/t) by Esteis2006-11-07 07:13:11
  Heheheh. (n/t) by Ravenlock2006-11-07 07:11:53
  *Grin* (n/t) by dodrian2006-11-07 07:10:58
  *grin* (n/t) by merlin2006-11-07 07:10:31
  *smiles* (n/t) by esbita2006-11-07 07:04:36
  :-D by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 07:03:03
Grr. *krikkert bite Klaranth* (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 06:55:04
  Is there a full moon already? (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-11-07 08:41:35
    Last night, I think. Maybe the night before, by Esteis2006-11-07 09:21:34
  *whips krikkert* Down boy, Down! by klar_at_work2006-11-07 06:56:48
    But 'rivia is so scrawny. by krikkert2006-11-07 07:01:34
      Am already 20 pounds down since Aug 2006 by klar_at_work2006-11-07 07:37:06
        Grr. *krikkert bite inkey* (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 07:44:37
          *ouch* hey! whadidido? by inkey2006-11-07 23:54:36
      Only sorta. Batgirl's the one who had you down. by Silverfire2006-11-07 07:06:16
Looks like the Eragon movie by joecrouse2006-11-07 06:24:06
Need help with Subversion -- pretty much lost by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Is the package called 'subversion'? by Talchas2006-11-07 14:09:34
  Thats a yum problem, not a subversion one. by CALL-1982006-11-07 07:46:05
Voting question by toysbfun2006-11-07 06:00:59
  My decision? by toysbfun2006-11-07 19:04:34
  Voted for 4 of the earlier (n/t) by demonhedge2006-11-07 09:18:01
  Third party. Almost always. (n/t) by lucidpsyche2006-11-07 08:40:59
  Almost always "third-party" by cptspith2006-11-07 08:36:18
    That's almost exactly what I'd have written by ixeian2006-11-07 13:55:38
  depends by unjust2006-11-07 08:31:48
  Yes. Just did it. by VivianC2006-11-07 08:01:36
    Went green eh? by emlaabs2006-11-07 08:08:56
      Follow-up questions by VivianC2006-11-07 09:17:57
        Follow up answers by emlaabs2006-11-07 14:48:13
      Yeah. I thought about it. by VivianC2006-11-07 08:12:30
    Argh — "the lesser of evils" is still no fun to by Esteis2006-11-07 08:05:15
  Best of the frontrunners. by spud312006-11-07 07:47:20
    With a "None of the above" choice by frizzgrig2006-11-07 07:53:53
      Oh, I'm all for that. by spud312006-11-07 07:59:38
        So would a lot of people, probably by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 08:01:28
  We need "None of the above" by frizzgrig2006-11-07 07:44:16
  Third-party. by Esteis2006-11-07 07:23:29
  Yes by SaylorA2006-11-07 07:15:18
  This is why we need instant runoff voting by admeralthrawn2006-11-07 07:00:02
    We have ranking for local races in San Francisco. by Nea2006-11-07 09:38:12
    I would prefer rating acceptance by moddermonster2006-11-07 07:32:41
    How about representational party voting? by Peace_man2006-11-07 07:03:51
      How does that work? (n/t) by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 07:14:06
        Quite well, actually:-) by Peace_man2006-11-07 07:24:02
          What do you mean by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 07:33:03
            You vote for a candidate on a party list. by Esteis2006-11-07 07:40:41
              I don't quite get this by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 07:49:50
                There's the rub. by krikkert2006-11-07 07:53:35
                  See my other post above by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 07:57:24
                The system would have to change somewhat by Stuka2006-11-07 07:52:53
        Like this: by krikkert2006-11-07 07:17:03
          How about by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 07:28:56
            That's the thing: proportional representation by Esteis2006-11-07 07:46:36
              Not quite, but close by Stuka2006-11-07 07:50:56
                I was assuming he'd want to retain some form of by Esteis2006-11-07 08:16:09
                  Yes by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 08:23:02
                    Why? by Stuka2006-11-07 08:26:28
                      I'd say by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 08:36:01
                        For the record: by Stuka2006-11-07 10:06:18
            You change the way it's handled at the state level by Stuka2006-11-07 07:45:51
              The problem is by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 07:51:52
                Not the US Constitution by Stuka2006-11-07 07:58:12
              Th e US has a state wide group by frizzgrig2006-11-07 07:50:48
  Which way? (n/t) by toysbfun2006-11-07 06:07:07
  I just did. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-11-07 06:05:42
    Thats would be my choice too (n/t) by SnowStar2006-11-07 06:20:46
      Agreed. by shadowsystems2006-11-07 07:10:38
US voter check-in thread by voxwoman2006-11-07 05:51:46
  I missed this one - Mrs & I voted before work by Divinar2006-11-07 16:55:31
  voted (n/t) by CALL-1982006-11-07 16:39:10
  yep, of course 8-) (n/t) by Zandermann2006-11-07 16:22:13
  Just Voted (n/t) by lheggland2006-11-07 15:54:06
  /me voteded. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2006-11-07 15:28:38
  The deed is done! by ChuckAB2006-11-07 15:20:20
  Just back from voting by tully2006-11-07 12:00:44
  The best of luck on your new government. by moongoddess2006-11-07 11:28:49
  Voted by UGuardian2006-11-07 11:23:50
  Mailed in last friday. (n/t) by raptor_872006-11-07 10:56:09
  Sent in my ballot last week. by Anonymous Freak2006-11-07 10:23:57
  Voted 10 mins after polls opened (0610) by wwill2006-11-07 10:13:48
  Voted, and got some exercise too! by Phoon2006-11-07 10:10:28
  Will after work, with one of my kids... by ol_gunner2006-11-07 10:02:49
  I voted before I came to work. by Nea2006-11-07 09:48:03
  Already voted 3 times by demonhedge2006-11-07 09:19:04
  SO and I voted this morning (n/t) by emlaabs2006-11-07 09:05:42
  Will vote after work by Jito4632006-11-07 08:48:45
  voted :) (n/t) by unjust2006-11-07 08:32:06
  Went in to vote this a.m.; long lines! by SouthpawPL2006-11-07 08:25:37
  Voted, even for the judges. by VivianC2006-11-07 08:02:41
    You got to use the computer? by emlaabs2006-11-07 09:08:16
      We had two computers. by VivianC2006-11-07 10:49:05
        Given our county by emlaabs2006-11-07 14:49:49
  Voted last week. by FractalEdge2006-11-07 07:50:27
    Which also means no Diebold machines. :-P (n/t) by Anonymous Freak2006-11-07 10:28:13
  Voted before coming to work. One hour wait. by talon07202006-11-07 07:24:30
    So finally something that still works in Germany by lurker692006-11-07 08:23:09
      Probably Sundays were excluded by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 08:39:49
  Yes, I maintained my right to criticize the by SaylorA2006-11-07 07:20:17
  Voted. I may vote again later. :) by tallastro2006-11-07 07:16:17
  Voted! by babywhizIT2006-11-07 07:13:28
  Check! by stalbert2006-11-07 06:56:33
  Voted this morning, no lines by SnappingTurtle2006-11-07 06:47:35
    Same here. by spud312006-11-07 06:50:43
  I voted! (n/t) by airRaid52006-11-07 06:47:01
  Yes by gregg_hughes2006-11-07 06:44:15
    Did you vote right, then? (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 06:44:49
      Nope... by gregg_hughes2006-11-07 11:41:12
  Just came back... by Chasmosaur2006-11-07 06:41:44
    What's the procedure if... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-07 06:54:09
      You bring your ballot... by Chasmosaur2006-11-07 13:34:09
  Voted absentee last week by Silverfire2006-11-07 06:31:04
  Voted two weeks ago by mail by Pyxidragon2006-11-07 06:24:07
    How did they know you're you? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2006-11-07 07:03:33
      Compare signature on envelope to signature on file by Anonymous Freak2006-11-07 10:26:55
        Yup by Pyxidragon2006-11-07 12:40:29
  I voted last tuesday. by Havoc2006-11-07 06:23:14
  The_Missus and I were there at 6:00am by DesertRat662006-11-07 06:22:24
    I go after w*rk - the polling place is just by frizzgrig2006-11-07 08:14:22
    Never vote before klawfee, eh... (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 06:23:23
      No, just never before God turns on the oxygen by DesertRat662006-11-07 06:40:18
        OT - do you use "artificial" sweeteners? by frizzgrig2006-11-07 08:18:48
  Going right now, and picking up step-dad too (n/t) by imWACC02006-11-07 06:21:02
  Voted last week in early voting by VCA2006-11-07 06:20:31
  da-gimp and I went this morning. by spud312006-11-07 06:20:10
  I did. by da-gimp2006-11-07 06:19:30
    Oh, hey, there you are! (n/t) by spud312006-11-07 06:51:49
      And there you are! by da-gimp2006-11-07 07:23:34
        Yep, busy day. by spud312006-11-07 07:45:32
  Voted on the way in to work. (n/t) by iarann2006-11-07 06:15:52
  Voted absentee two weeks ago. (n/t) by lucidpsyche2006-11-07 06:14:34
    Are you still registered in California? (n/t) by raptillicus2006-11-07 09:36:37
    Seconded. by shadowsystems2006-11-07 07:07:56
  Voted by nobius2006-11-07 06:04:51
  voteded... by imperito2006-11-07 06:00:31
  Done did it... I voted when early voting started. (n/t) by kc5sdy2006-11-07 05:59:37
  voted, #16 in line an hour ago... :) (n/t) by NDwight2006-11-07 05:59:17
  Voted! (n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-07 05:56:46
  Voted and was probably the first by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:56:27
  Voxspouse and I voted (n/t) by voxwoman2006-11-07 05:52:08
Question on voting regulations (US of course) by esbita2006-11-07 05:40:14
  100' here in Cook Cty, IL by emlaabs2006-11-07 09:27:59
    Boy am I old. by VivianC2006-11-07 11:14:24
  local law by unjust2006-11-07 08:34:50
  Wisconsin by jsr2006-11-07 08:03:27
  NC statute says 50' by tallastro2006-11-07 07:28:02
  Depends on state, and sometimes county, law... by firehawk2006-11-07 05:52:59
    Your mileage may vary... by jdelphiki2006-11-07 07:12:20
  I thought it was 300-500 feet by imrambi2006-11-07 05:48:18
    That's what I thought too. by esbita2006-11-07 06:29:40
  Yes, there is by imWACC02006-11-07 05:48:09
  Don't know the details, but generally... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-07 05:45:38
  Depends on local law most likely. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:44:08
  I thought it was within the building (n/t) by varikin2006-11-07 05:41:50
  According to Jon Stewart, by krikkert2006-11-07 05:41:50
How long do you need to boil a CD-R for by wheresthefish2006-11-07 05:38:19
  I agree with the microwave crowd. by RetiQlum22006-11-07 08:58:36
  since the plastic is stable at 212.... by unjust2006-11-07 08:39:28
    OK. by wheresthefish2006-11-07 08:50:00
      not off the top of my head, BUT by unjust2006-11-07 09:13:31
    To be fair, by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 08:45:45
      well it'll have to be somethign that will be by unjust2006-11-07 09:00:58
      If I had boiling granite in the kitchen by wheresthefish2006-11-07 08:53:00
  When it sticks to the ceiling. (n/t) by tallastro2006-11-07 07:31:29
  Here is my method of destroying the data on a CD-R by talon07202006-11-07 07:29:38
    that doesn't destroy the data by Freakazoid2006-11-07 13:10:20
      but i doubt.. by inkey2006-11-07 23:57:32
    One more record for the Guinness book: by roger G. rapid2006-11-07 07:45:41
      If your going to try a spool of 50, remember to by talon07202006-11-07 08:30:16
  Why boil it? by Peace_man2006-11-07 07:11:09
  Get a job. (n/t) by evil_andy2006-11-07 06:59:38
    Looking. (n/t) by wheresthefish2006-11-07 07:19:41
  I'm a fan of microwaved disks. by Silverfire2006-11-07 06:33:56
    but they smell so bad when they burn. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-11-07 06:37:19
      Not only that, by wheresthefish2006-11-07 06:42:40
        I've never cooked them long enough by Silverfire2006-11-07 07:10:18
  I suspect if you run it through the dishwasher... by Concept2006-11-07 05:48:40
  I like throwing them in the shredder. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:44:49
    Wish I could do that. by Concept2006-11-07 05:47:53
      Sandpaper? by jdelphiki2006-11-07 07:19:11
      Ohhh hit it with a baseball or criket bat edge on by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:51:26
        Use a shotgun, by lheggland2006-11-07 07:08:11
        Ceiling fan. by Avium2006-11-07 05:53:30
          Doesnt get up much velocity. by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:57:31
            Hmm, that has possibilities. :) by Concept2006-11-07 06:09:20
              I think if you freeze it real solid by joecrouse2006-11-07 06:11:22
  4 seconds in the Microwave by ideur2006-11-07 05:43:36
  Why boil? Microwave is much more fun! (n/t) by iarann2006-11-07 05:40:55
If you don't have anything constructive to say by kyrasantae2006-11-07 05:37:30
  You know, there are other people on the internet.. (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 11:40:46
    Likewise, Arivia by fitzso2006-11-07 13:28:45
  {{kyrasantae}} (n/t) by unjust2006-11-07 08:40:19
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
RFC: Cellphones by PSYCHOI3OY2006-11-07 05:12:56
  Hello Moto by VivianC2006-11-07 05:30:21
    He's right, you know.. by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-07 05:32:33
      Who's complaining about 2 days... by mpicklesimer12006-11-07 07:47:28
      2 days? I beg to differ. by Sterling_Ag2006-11-07 07:24:30
        I use mine constantly by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-07 07:57:44
          My wife gets about two days w/ BT by VivianC2006-11-07 08:46:07
      Yup by psychoi3oy2006-11-07 06:45:04
  I have a V3 by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-07 05:27:31
    The v3t is Tmobile only by psychoi3oy2006-11-07 06:51:04
Rise of the Minotaur! by veran2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I want my Monkey Man! </Bart Simpson> (n/t) by Concept2006-11-07 05:40:39
  I think they should let it grow to maturity. by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:34:50
    Been watching Dark Angel reruns? :) (n/t) by rook_mtl2006-11-07 05:52:22
      What is dark angel? by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:58:35
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
I really shouldn't browse May 11th archives. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 04:56:04
  Would it touch too many nerves to ask by isaac leese2006-11-07 15:11:50
  {{krikkert}} (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 11:44:38
  No kidding. by RetiQlum22006-11-07 09:40:01
  {{{krikkert}}} (n/t) by iarann2006-11-07 05:39:59
  Ouch. by JimK2006-11-07 05:36:26
  Why? (n/t) by Havoc2006-11-07 05:09:38
    One beloved ufie gone into the great room by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:46:13
      I'm sorry for your loss...:( (n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-07 06:06:02
        More personal to some and I didnt want to bring by joecrouse2006-11-07 06:07:47
    May 11th 2005. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 05:11:36
shameless blog plug... by mekkanik_mike2006-11-19 12:55:59
  LOL what a cutie! (n/t) by Silverfire2006-11-07 06:36:29
  Lil' Angel got attitude :-) (n/t) by ideur2006-11-07 04:46:07
  I know it isn't friday by Spisefisken2006-11-07 04:43:49
Excel question by klar_at_work2006-11-07 04:27:19
  Select more cells. by Didactylos2006-11-07 04:55:51
    Eh, ..... no. by klar_at_work2006-11-07 05:07:44
      There isn't a specific keystroke combination by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 05:11:35
W:ET Bar by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Looks like I missed all the fun :( (n/t) by Stuka2006-11-07 20:46:32
  ...Boomies? (n/t) by themadkansan2006-11-07 16:46:25
I'm sitting at my desk wondering why I smell by Rogue19712006-11-07 03:47:09
  That subject line was too suggestive .... by klar_at_work2006-11-07 04:25:07
Wow. Too much whiskey? by klar_at_work2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I did something like that once by TheGM2006-11-07 04:51:37
  Ouch. Darwin Award candidate. (n/t) by Sharku2006-11-07 03:35:40
SOTM: Further - VNV Nation by Sharku2006-11-07 03:26:12
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-07 04:23:47
    Moderated: Non FYOS safe language by purplepineapple2006-11-07 04:24:44
      Sorry, I've learned my lesson. (n/t) by Oedlan2006-11-07 04:34:01
    And that is teh NFYOSS. Mods... (n/t) by Sharku2006-11-07 03:34:01
  Trivium - A Gunshot To The Head Of Trepidation by Arivia2006-11-07 03:28:53
    Hmm, metal with a social conscience... by Sharku2006-11-07 03:33:12
      There's plenty more. by Arivia2006-11-07 03:37:19
        *growl* (n/t) by zeitnot2006-11-07 04:27:43
          ??? (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 05:23:00
SOTM -- Flying! by krikkert2006-11-07 03:24:11
  Iron Maiden - Aces High by Arivia2006-11-07 03:29:49
    And funnily enough, by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
GLITCHY! (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 03:23:05
babywhizIT ; Thank you by hieraco2006-11-07 03:19:22
  Good! I know it's long, but it's worth it. by babywhizIT2006-11-07 05:24:48
    Thank you from me too. by ixeian2006-11-07 12:57:21
...and Delta Blues won.... by fudje2006-11-07 03:11:56
PC Boot Question by waveydavey2006-11-07 02:42:04
  Boot from an XP CD, by krikkert2006-11-07 02:43:09
    You'll need the local admin password by peired2006-11-07 05:54:15
    Thank you krikkert. Will do. (n/t) by waveydavey2006-11-07 05:35:22
Official *comments* IDGI thread by madjo2006-11-07 01:45:58
  I guess that all these very childish cow chokes by lurker692006-11-07 09:09:07
  Much cow dung by romandas2006-11-07 03:35:15
  Found it by imWACC02006-11-19 12:55:59
    Okay....That second one is...odd. (n/t) by Avium2006-11-07 05:39:07
      Im a cow cant you see I live in the country by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:59:36
  Cows are bummed. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 01:50:55
    Cows are hunted. By cars. by Qcumber-some2006-11-07 02:24:22
He was a scrawny calf who looked kind of woozy by raptillicus2006-11-07 01:40:54
  They came with a needle, to stick in his thigh, by krikkert2006-11-07 01:48:09
    Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door by raptillicus2006-11-07 01:51:41
      He picked up a bull horn and jumped up on the hay. by krikkert2006-11-07 01:55:50
        "We will run freee, with the buffaloooo..." by jpprater2006-11-07 02:35:07
          The order was given, to turn cows to Whoppers... ( (n/t) by Phoon2006-11-07 02:53:05
            Enforced by the power of ten thousand coppers. (n/ (n/t) by gundam_rx78nt12006-11-07 03:26:25
              When on the horizon... (n/t) by TheGM2006-11-07 04:43:52
                Surrounding the shoppers... (n/t) by Phoon2006-11-07 12:37:32
Anything you can do, I can do better! (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 01:30:17
  That is a terrible song. by BloodyViking2006-11-07 09:58:56
  Perhaps, but not very probable. by Tyop2006-11-07 01:36:55
    that's because you didn't hear him singing by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sir, please climb back inside the window. (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 01:32:22
  I can do anything better then you! by raptillicus2006-11-07 01:32:07
    No, you can't! by krikkert2006-11-07 01:33:48
      Yes I can! by raptillicus2006-11-07 01:35:38
        No, you can't! by krikkert2006-11-07 01:36:06
          Yes I can! by raptillicus2006-11-07 01:37:25
            No, you can't! by krikkert2006-11-07 01:39:13
              Yes I can yes I can yes I can! by raptillicus2006-11-07 01:40:01
                Anything you can be, I can be greater! by krikkert2006-11-07 01:43:28
                  Cows are bummed. (n/t) by raptillicus2006-11-07 01:44:46
                    I wouldn't bet on this one by TheGM2006-11-07 04:54:38
                      Bad Cow Pun! (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 04:57:00
Huh? WSUS includes Zune updates now? by Khaar2006-11-07 01:19:23
  Zune? Oh great. by bwkaz2006-11-07 04:00:05
Cows With Guns! (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 01:05:00
  Chickens, In Choppers! (n/t) by Astro-g2006-11-07 03:18:49
  I LOVED that video. (n/t) by raptillicus2006-11-07 01:06:22
I was rejected from a rock band this weekend by kyrasantae2006-11-07 01:03:43
  Well done by afterburner2006-11-07 11:32:31
  ...what style were they looking for? by raptor_872006-11-07 11:19:19
    They were more of the Red Hot Chili Peppers style. (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-11-07 12:10:09
      Feh. by raptor_872006-11-07 13:35:56
  Whaaaat? by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-07 05:42:17
  Who in the blue blazes are Evanescence? (n/t) by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:20:35
    *falls over* by babywhizIT2006-11-07 05:26:37
      No idea who they are. They must realy suck by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:32:53
        No, they were the flavor of the month a couple yea by voxwoman2006-11-07 05:57:58
          Do you like Dirty Harry? by Havoc2006-11-07 06:42:36
            I like Debbie harry. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-11-07 11:23:59
            never heard of her by voxwoman2006-11-07 10:39:34
          Ok stil never heard of them. by joecrouse2006-11-07 06:05:07
        Joe....***THWAP*** by esbita2006-11-07 05:43:23
          MMMM smack me Harder by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:50:18
          OK are they played on MTV? by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:47:53
            Of course they aren't. by packet-rat2006-11-07 11:00:47
              "Way before Nirvana there was U2 and Blondie and by josie_beller2006-11-07 21:27:13
            I don't think so, they are a rock band. by lheggland2006-11-07 07:15:59
            I wouldn't know, I don't have cable. by esbita2006-11-07 06:34:18
      Teen girls can be blamed for everything. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 05:28:11
  My first tought before reading your comments was by Rogue19712006-11-07 03:45:09
  *watches Kyra grow* by inkey2006-11-07 02:37:30
    She's a big girl now, eh? (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 02:39:20
      she sure is dad :) by inkey2006-11-07 02:47:09
        Indeed. by krikkert2006-11-07 02:47:47
          how about giving a tarball to your son? by klar_at_work2006-11-07 03:04:55
            hey... is kyra my mom then? by mekkanik_mike2006-11-07 04:41:29
              whats left of my image of the tree... by inkey2006-11-07 23:24:38
                Yes...just a little odd for me to be having kids by kyrasantae2006-11-07 23:37:01
            Apache server on Linux is waiting for it by inkey2006-11-07 03:28:12
  I'd take it as a compliment too :) by purplepineapple2006-11-07 02:17:36
  Does it matter? by dab2006-11-07 02:04:02
    It's exactly what I tried by kyrasantae2006-11-07 02:09:30
      Who or what is Breaking Bejamin? (n/t) by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:22:14
        And what has Benjamin ever done to them anyway? (n (n/t) by Concept2006-11-07 05:47:08
          Was going to ask why are they breaking him. by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:49:13
      yeah. by dab2006-11-07 02:15:53
  Congratulations! by krikkert2006-11-07 01:53:13
  Ick, Evanescence. (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 01:13:59
    Better than a lot of other crap out there. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 01:16:32
      Call me... by Arivia2006-11-07 01:17:15
        Hijack: You didn't send me a mail by chance? by vectorz2006-11-07 01:52:41
          Unless I misclicked, no. Trash it. (n/t) by Arivia2006-11-07 02:16:23
            Will do, thanks for the clarification. (n/t) by vectorz2006-11-07 02:26:31
    Well, to a band not familiar to much else by kyrasantae2006-11-07 01:15:18
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Apparently I'm paranoid and have low self esteem. by manxmania2006-11-07 00:36:04
  A projecting, apathetic paranoid with low self by basher202006-11-07 06:59:36
  Nobody can escape me! (n/t) by Bill_Gates2006-11-07 00:39:06
    This is about that illegal copy of 98ME isn't it? (n/t) by manxmania2006-11-07 00:42:30
      Nope. It's about what you did to that MS intern. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 00:43:29
        But it's not my fault. Stef suggested the butter. (n/t) by manxmania2006-11-07 00:47:20
          Yes, but did you have to use /all/ of it? (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 00:49:05
        ....and your music collection! (n/t) by DerSarek2006-11-07 00:43:57
          Isn't "The Full ABBA Collection" public domain? by manxmania2006-11-07 00:52:05
            You, sir, are under arrest... by madjo2006-11-07 01:44:24
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by treehugger2006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{treehugger}}} by Pyxidragon2006-11-07 06:30:07
    morning by treehugger2006-11-07 06:33:19
      Could I get a BAS, please? by Pyxidragon2006-11-07 06:34:47
        Let me get that for you. by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-07 07:13:46
  Gimme BAS. rrrrrgh. (n/t) by esbita2006-11-07 05:44:45
    *hugs* by Pyxidragon2006-11-07 06:26:48
      heya, Pyxidragon! by esbita2006-11-07 06:32:04
        Not bad. Just shorta' crazy, by Pyxidragon2006-11-07 06:33:26
    *stabs growling beauty with BAS IV* (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 05:50:10
      beauty she sure is by GreyCrow2006-11-07 06:45:42
        {{{Greycrow}}} by esbita2006-11-07 07:03:56
      *mollified* (n/t) by esbita2006-11-07 06:31:44
  'ello there. by roger G. rapid2006-11-07 04:48:42
    *serves GAP and mulled wine* by treehugger2006-11-07 04:56:22
      *inhales the scent* by roger G. rapid2006-11-07 05:10:25
  Mornin:) by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-07 04:29:51
    {{{Hactar}}} by Pyxidragon2006-11-07 06:27:16
      {{{Pyxidragon}}} (n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-07 08:57:46
    Morning Hactar! by treehugger2006-11-07 04:55:13
      Finishes erecting an SEP around the BES by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-07 05:07:48
  *dreams of Friday* by XndeX2006-11-07 04:18:37
    *serves tea* by treehugger2006-11-07 04:54:39
    btw by XndeX2006-11-07 04:27:13
  Morning Treehugger by BatGirl19822006-11-07 02:46:50
    Hi BatGirl. *hugs* by treehugger2006-11-07 04:53:51
      *grinn* by BatGirl19822006-11-07 05:35:17
    *tacklehugsqueezes BatGirl* by krikkert2006-11-07 02:50:12
      *Comes back with a jump/hug attack* by BatGirl19822006-11-07 02:54:35
        Well... by krikkert2006-11-07 02:59:11
          sure would. by BatGirl19822006-11-07 03:38:17
            I miss the old BatGirl! by krikkert2006-11-07 03:40:01
              BatGirl has never been by BatGirl19822006-11-07 03:46:05
                Yes she has! by krikkert2006-11-07 03:50:00
                  neeeeh by BatGirl19822006-11-07 03:54:04
                    No, we met before that. by krikkert2006-11-07 03:56:39
                      that's before you saw the real by BatGirl19822006-11-07 04:07:37
                        *hides* by krikkert2006-11-07 04:09:27
                          *hugs* by BatGirl19822006-11-07 04:53:46
                            You're scary! (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 04:58:03
                              Is this the same Krikkert who by Silverfire2006-11-07 06:48:50
                                Is that the same krikkert who tried to by klar_at_work2006-11-07 08:04:00
  Morning! by GreyCrow2006-11-07 02:22:30
    {{{GreyCrow}}} by Pyxidragon2006-11-07 06:29:48
      Yeeha! by GreyCrow2006-11-07 06:44:11
        *giggles* by Pyxidragon2006-11-07 06:49:18
          Had to catch on sleep by GreyCrow2006-11-07 06:59:07
            Yes. I've played shadowrun by Pyxidragon2006-11-07 12:59:29
              Yikes! by GreyCrow2006-11-07 14:10:28
    *serves tea* by treehugger2006-11-07 04:16:58
      Oh, you're back! by GreyCrow2006-11-07 04:37:53
    self-services tea, earl grey, hot, sugar&lemon by GreyCrow2006-11-07 03:15:46
      Welcome back GreyCrow!! by Silverfire2006-11-07 06:59:28
        hey there, pal! :) by GreyCrow2006-11-07 07:03:06
          Not too bad all things considered by Silverfire2006-11-07 07:31:38
    What a bright idea, by BatGirl19822006-11-07 02:45:12
      Bit stressed... by GreyCrow2006-11-07 03:03:00
        sounds like by BatGirl19822006-11-07 03:44:48
          Weird and wonderful... by GreyCrow2006-11-07 04:01:25
  Hi all by naqoyqatsi2006-11-07 02:01:10
    *serves GAP* by treehugger2006-11-07 04:10:07
  Quick! hide me! by tkirk2006-11-07 01:52:03
    *Suggests blanket fort in quiet corner for tkirk* (n/t) by Silverfire2006-11-07 06:58:44
    *hides TKirk in large dark cloak* (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 01:56:14
  Good morning by vectorz2006-11-07 01:44:00
    Would you like your GAP in your new mug? by treehugger2006-11-07 01:49:17
      Yes please. by vectorz2006-11-07 01:56:12
        *fills spiffy mug with GAP* by treehugger2006-11-07 01:58:15
          They are indeed. by vectorz2006-11-07 02:10:39
  G'morning! by Narc2006-11-07 01:31:00
    *covers with light blanket and leaves* (n/t) by treehugger2006-11-07 01:34:23
  {{{treehugger}}} by dab2006-11-07 01:21:42
    Hello petal! by treehugger2006-11-07 01:28:56
  Hello. by Didactylos2006-11-07 01:12:59
    mornin sleepyhead by treehugger2006-11-07 01:14:00
      Thanking you. by Didactylos2006-11-07 01:44:26
        Where are the parental units then? by treehugger2006-11-07 01:48:39
          Yes. (n/t) by Didactylos2006-11-07 02:20:25
  *scowls at grey exterior* by treehugger2006-11-07 00:54:37
    *begins to brew mulled wine* by treehugger2006-11-07 01:05:44
      Mmmmm by raptillicus2006-11-07 01:34:59
  Good morning by afterburner2006-11-07 00:42:49
    Mornin' *hugs* by treehugger2006-11-07 00:45:38
      Thanks by afterburner2006-11-07 00:49:07
        How's your week going? by treehugger2006-11-07 00:51:57
          To butt in...mine's been unbearably non-Finnish :P (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-11-07 00:59:19
            I guess you'll have to blast some Nightwish, then by afterburner2006-11-07 02:10:38
              Erm, yeah. by kyrasantae2006-11-07 02:11:16
                Oh, well, some Rajaton, perhaps? (n/t) by afterburner2006-11-07 02:13:13
                  I've got Denez Prigent playing right now by kyrasantae2006-11-07 02:22:00
          Busy but bearable by afterburner2006-11-07 00:56:29
            Glad it bearable by treehugger2006-11-07 00:57:32
              Ah, the wonders of experimental science :-) by afterburner2006-11-07 02:12:34
  Gaah! make me envious... by chaotic2006-11-07 00:29:27
    Mine are still underway by afterburner2006-11-07 00:43:38
      So are mine. by krikkert2006-11-07 00:44:26
        I bought the membership two months ago. by afterburner2006-11-07 00:46:41
    *hides spiffy mug under the counter* by treehugger2006-11-07 00:32:39
      thanks, I'm feeling better now by chaotic2006-11-07 00:39:54
        *withdraws mug from under counter and drinks* by treehugger2006-11-07 00:41:03
    Well... by krikkert2006-11-07 00:31:05
      I thought you can only buy a membership for by chaotic2006-11-07 00:35:19
        Well, if Illiad doesn't want money... by krikkert2006-11-07 00:36:17
          it has something to do with the fact by chaotic2006-11-07 00:47:03
  Hello, fuzzy dispensor. by raptillicus2006-11-07 00:24:58
    Hullo ye, by treehugger2006-11-07 00:27:26
      I see daylight by raptillicus2006-11-07 00:32:48
        *shines torch down into pit* by treehugger2006-11-07 00:34:01
          I posted about that a few days ago by raptillicus2006-11-07 00:37:21
            No! Desecration! shootin's too good for 'em! by treehugger2006-11-07 00:42:51
              Frothink hehe by raptillicus2006-11-07 00:48:03
                Or cappacino? by Calissa2006-11-07 00:49:16
                  Don't like coffee by raptillicus2006-11-07 00:53:29
                    Me either. by Calissa2006-11-07 00:59:21
                      Tea, peppermint prefered. Or by raptillicus2006-11-07 01:02:07
                    I wasn't offering t rub it off on you... by treehugger2006-11-07 00:55:12
                      Yeah well by raptillicus2006-11-07 00:56:25
                        Ever optimistic eh? by treehugger2006-11-07 00:58:58
                          I meant accidents happen by raptillicus2006-11-07 01:00:22
                            aaaanyway. Can I serve you a beverage? by treehugger2006-11-07 01:04:55
                              In the immortal words of by raptillicus2006-11-07 01:05:53
                                He knows to say please? Good lad. by treehugger2006-11-07 01:07:12
                                Please was his first word by raptillicus2006-11-07 01:08:43
                                lol by treehugger2006-11-07 01:09:25
                                Yeah by raptillicus2006-11-07 01:11:07
                This froth is unfortunately only toothpaste by treehugger2006-11-07 00:48:59
            And a mighty fine poem it was too. by Calissa2006-11-07 00:41:52
              Augh! It's a murderous rampaging Australian! (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 00:44:51
                Is there any other kind? by Calissa2006-11-07 00:46:36
                  Well, there's NemoHac. by krikkert2006-11-07 00:48:43
                    Ah. My mistake. by Calissa2006-11-07 00:51:08
                      He's got swords. by krikkert2006-11-07 00:55:36
                        So? by raptillicus2006-11-07 00:58:58
              Morning Calissa! by treehugger2006-11-07 00:43:54
                You're a darling. by Calissa2006-11-07 00:45:38
                  *serves tea of preference* by treehugger2006-11-07 00:46:21
                    Wonderful. by Calissa2006-11-07 00:48:17
                      Hurrah Hurrah Hurrah! by treehugger2006-11-07 00:50:55
                        Thank you. by Calissa2006-11-07 00:52:25
                          It's cold and grey this morning by treehugger2006-11-07 00:53:14
                            Oooo... mulled wine! by Calissa2006-11-07 00:56:50
                              True by Silverfire2006-11-07 06:54:33
                              The Grey is infectious. by treehugger2006-11-07 00:58:02
Images not loading in Opera (Ubuntu) by purplepineapple2006-11-07 00:14:18
  Hm. by krikkert2006-11-07 00:22:03
    I think you are right.... by buzzin2006-11-07 01:31:02
      Cheers you two by purplepineapple2006-11-07 01:46:04
        Some thoughts. by roger G. rapid2006-11-07 06:47:19
Repost for clarity by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  aardoo? (n/t) by unjust2006-11-07 08:43:18
  I don't remember you being disabled by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 05:28:23
  Nobody said you weren't moddable. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 00:33:03
Welcome to US election day, 2006! by Kickstart2006-11-07 00:06:39
  Long but Interesting read from Orson Scott Card by tully2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I can't take him seriously by Kickstart2006-11-07 13:56:18
  Brainless CNN writing by ag_wyvern2006-11-07 12:44:13
  Now it's getting ugly... by babywhizIT2006-11-07 11:27:34
  No links, just a copy from Drudge: by Kickstart2006-11-07 11:24:04
  Top 11 reasons to vote: by dodrian2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Since I'm from Sweden... by Oedlan2006-11-07 00:13:03
    Regarding this I have question by Spisefisken2006-11-07 00:19:21
      Nope... by leistico2006-11-07 00:26:51
        How true, so many do forget by Jito4632006-11-07 09:03:12
        Isn't registration to vote in US linked by klar_at_work2006-11-07 01:22:23
          Wrong. by Phoon2006-11-07 02:55:51
            Depends on where you live (n/t) by frizzgrig2006-11-07 04:34:30
              further amplification by basher202006-11-07 06:19:24
        But how can you claim to spread democracy then? (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 00:27:45
          Cuz we're a democratic republic! by decius2006-11-07 00:37:06
            Being a democratic republic by krikkert2006-11-07 00:40:07
              And even worse, when the terms are by leistico2006-11-07 00:47:49
              Oh, definately... by decius2006-11-07 00:46:37
                Sorry, I'm not a mod. by krikkert2006-11-07 00:48:00
                  We should all be glad krikkert isnt a mod. by klar_at_work2006-11-07 01:25:45
                    My point exactly. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 01:31:20
                  Sorry.. I saw k... and read Kickstart... (n/t) by decius2006-11-07 00:49:45
                    You're not the first person. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 00:55:54
                      I've seen you, and KS. by klar_at_work2006-11-07 01:26:13
                        I'm not sure whether he, I, or both should feel by krikkert2006-11-07 01:30:06
          By spreading mob rule! (n/t) by Merfax2006-11-07 00:29:04
            The notion of democracy by leistico2006-11-07 00:41:45
              Most people use Screwtape's definition. by Phoon2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Thank you Phoon! by MatthewDBA2006-11-07 05:18:19
              Democracy would work. by krikkert2006-11-07 00:43:06
                There's the answer...a Democracy of One by leistico2006-11-07 00:51:28
                  Yes. by krikkert2006-11-07 00:55:09
    If it were... by Kickstart2006-11-07 00:15:08
      Hello, it's not Canadian elections, you know. by shminux2006-11-07 00:19:21
        What's GOP stand for? (n/t) by klar_at_work2006-11-07 01:23:03
          Grand Old Party. The Republicans. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 01:29:32
        I'm listening to the radio adds in New Orleans by ideur2006-11-07 00:28:03
  I liked today's Colbert Report. by krikkert2006-11-07 00:12:04
  Reverse psychology by Spisefisken2006-11-07 00:08:48
    I'm like a sign in the bathroom: by Kickstart2006-11-07 00:10:21
      you'll like this one: by unjust2006-11-19 12:55:59
        ROFLMAO! Brilliant!!! (n/t) by Silverfire2006-11-07 09:19:29
  Repost: Serious and illegal happenings in VA by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
    "Get the vote out" + negative campaigning. by hej2006-11-07 00:31:10
Comment Board Trivia by count_02006-11-07 00:03:21
  Repost: by decius2006-11-07 00:21:25
    More Apollo 13 Info... by jsr2006-11-07 07:49:33
    Lightning hitting a sheet of ice by Talchas2006-11-07 03:53:01
      Six days... by LordDominik2006-11-07 16:00:00
Translations by Nea2006-11-07 00:01:01
  Swedish / Svenska by karl-henrik2006-11-07 03:51:06
  Suomi - Finnish by Pmn2006-11-07 03:13:53
  Dutch / Nederlands TLP (n/t) by madjo2006-11-07 01:34:20
    door MadJo by madjo2006-11-07 01:35:04
  German/Deutsch (top) (n/t) by LsH2006-11-07 00:03:17
    by LsH by LsH2006-11-07 00:09:28
      das war schnell... by c3po2006-11-07 00:19:08
        Tjo... by LsH2006-11-07 10:36:52
        wer brauchen nicht mit zu gebraucht, by quippy2006-11-07 04:14:30
          ja mei... by c3po2006-11-07 05:57:35
        ;-) \0/ (n/t) by zoxer2006-11-07 01:58:16
          ja wie.... by c3po2006-11-07 02:13:28
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  I make a hyperactive chihuahua look self-assured ( (n/t) by leistico2006-11-07 09:36:31
  I'm as popular as a Kzin at a petting zoo. by SouthpawPL2006-11-07 08:06:03
  I'm as social as an Oscar* by Pyxidragon2006-11-07 06:32:28
    I thought Oscar the Grouch, from Sesame Street :-) (n/t) by dodrian2006-11-07 06:44:56
      Only sometimes :) (n/t) by Pyxidragon2006-11-07 06:58:03
  I'm as bored as an oil well. (n/t) by wheresthefish2006-11-07 05:57:30
  I have more lard than Kryspie creams by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:26:14
  Shouldn't that be "similaic"? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2006-11-07 05:26:04
  If I knew what's wrong, I'd get it fixed. (n/t) by Audio2006-11-07 02:58:45
  I spend too much time at wr0k... by jpprater2006-11-07 02:21:54
  I feel like an Ethiopian being force-marched past by Phoon2006-11-07 02:20:50
  I'm too similar to me. by Khaar2006-11-07 01:33:08
    But then you can just do a by Spisefisken2006-11-07 01:52:09
      Keep it down. by Khaar2006-11-07 02:04:15
  I'm right as rain; that's what's wrong! (n/t) by RunNeoRun2006-11-07 00:57:51
  I've got more books than a library by Calissa2006-11-07 00:44:25
    Can I check some of them out? by raptillicus2006-11-07 09:41:10
  I'll tell you what's wrong: by Tyop2006-11-07 00:39:10
    Great song but it makes NO FREAKING SENSE! (n/t) by joecrouse2006-11-07 05:54:44
  I'm a skinny as a rake. by manxmania2006-11-07 00:34:02
    when making lollipops? (n/t) by tran2006-11-07 05:47:17
  I'm as sleep deprived as a geek. by decius2006-11-07 00:30:51
  Nothing. I'm perfect. (n/t) by krikkert2006-11-07 00:23:40
  I don't know. People keep asking me about it... (n (n/t) by SnowStar2006-11-07 00:13:41
  I don't know. You will have to ask the wife by Spisefisken2006-11-07 00:10:20
  Nobody loves me! (n/t) by Bill_Gates2006-11-07 00:08:25
  I'm shaped like a jellyfish (n/t) by coffeeman2006-11-07 00:02:28
  I'm as sense making as a custard shark. (n/t) by dodrian2006-11-07 00:01:20
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  agolfersballsbakedanaughtylemurasthekidslaughed by ideur2006-11-07 00:01:14
    wrong grammar... "a" ball"s" by Klymer2006-11-07 00:41:39
      "a golfer's ball..." is my guess. by Khaar2006-11-07 01:40:18
      There is only one golfer by Spisefisken2006-11-07 01:00:30
        how would they "bake"???? :D (n/t) by Klymer2006-11-07 01:21:36
          Don't want to know! (n/t) by ideur2006-11-07 01:33:45
      psst Klymer, it's a script that generates those (n (n/t) by Freakazoid2006-11-07 00:53:00
        bad script it'll have to write: by Klymer2006-11-07 00:57:26
          No. by Khaar2006-11-07 01:42:20
    Ago, LFer SBA'll SBA. by decius2006-11-07 00:25:41
      ???? (n/t) by ideur2006-11-07 00:30:18
        Just a different assignment by roger G. rapid2006-11-07 03:59:48
    dark red in exploder (n/t) by Freakazoid2006-11-07 00:02:47
      Ugly pink/violet in Opera by roger G. rapid2006-11-07 04:02:20

 

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