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Cartoon for Oct 30, 2006
Strip for Oct 30, 2006
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Bah! Down with DST! My 'toon is late. (n/t) by manxmania2006-10-30 23:42:58
  Just wait another few minutes by ideur2006-10-30 23:47:18
Ahhh... a co-worker by c3po2006-10-30 23:36:44
  shouldn't that be: "movies"? (n/t) by Freakazoid2006-10-30 23:48:20
  Give him all four books and a copy of the movie (n/t) by ideur2006-10-30 23:42:29
Does anybody know whether by chrisbee2006-10-30 23:17:49
  No, it's most probably not. by roger G. rapid2006-10-31 00:12:17
    Thanks roger but I'm not defragging the drive by chrisbee2006-10-31 00:14:57
      Its a fair representation by Astro-g2006-10-31 00:31:38
Any HTML 4 / XHTML designers looking for work? by MikeCDN2006-10-30 22:42:21
  Flash... bah! by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 22:43:21
    Hey if you can do AJAX... by MikeCDN2006-10-30 22:45:55
      Hey, I said I'd like to try it. by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 22:47:12
Help requested by fitzso2006-10-30 22:35:06
  write him a letter? This post of yours is a good by shminux2006-10-30 23:04:20
    LOL. by Calissa2006-10-30 23:35:03
  Has he been physically abusive... by RetiQlum22006-10-30 22:59:54
  you have to say it by hagar2006-10-30 22:51:20
  If you DONT say it soon, it will rip you. by Klaranth2006-10-30 22:39:32
    I think that you missed who was being hurt. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-10-30 23:01:19
      No I didnt. by Klaranth2006-10-30 23:20:00
        Klar has a point, by inkey2006-10-30 23:54:04
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-10-30 22:58:59
    Moderated: Non-FYOSS language (n/t) by purplepineapple2006-10-30 22:59:16
    MODS: F-bomb. by Phoon2006-10-30 22:47:36
      oopsie by fitzso2006-10-30 22:50:32
    Pings mods for teh f-bomb (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-10-30 22:47:30
Today I started a war in the CS lab. by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 22:20:21
  Just my bits to the war: by ideur2006-10-30 23:34:00
    my bits by c3po2006-10-30 23:44:26
      I am used to a number of vi clones on different... by CALL-1982006-10-30 23:50:56
        I think vim is the by c3po2006-10-30 23:56:35
          LOL. I know what you mean. by CALL-1982006-10-31 00:03:30
    We have simular tastes. by CALL-1982006-10-30 23:41:59
  bah ! vim better than Emacs ?? by dennismv2006-10-30 23:11:59
    And heiroglyphics are better than an alphabet? (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-10-30 23:14:04
  What have I done? by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 22:37:15
    geeks can be ancient, but never mature (n/t) by shminux2006-10-30 22:57:58
      we grow old, but not up :) (n/t) by Freakazoid2006-10-30 23:32:47
  Enlightenment all the way! by leonidus2006-10-30 22:36:36
  bleh, both kde and gnome suck by Freakazoid2006-10-30 22:36:03
  Afterstep 4EVAR!!!!! (n/t) by CALL-1982006-10-30 22:30:35
    Why does everybody assume that it has to be either by CALL-1982006-10-30 22:33:34
      Yep, WindowMaker by c3po2006-10-30 22:54:43
        i've got xorg on my server by Freakazoid2006-10-30 23:31:52
        indeed it is. There's no reason to have an X on by shminux2006-10-30 22:56:10
          I never have X11 on a server... by CALL-1982006-10-30 23:01:12
            :o) (n/t) by c3po2006-10-30 23:16:39
            Yes, but you don't do it on a server (n/t) by shminux2006-10-30 23:16:31
              certainly not by CALL-1982006-10-30 23:35:25
  Using Gnome should be equivalent to war crimes. (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-30 22:27:45
    The same could be said for KDE by admeralthrawn2006-10-30 22:29:21
      Actually, Kubuntu runs MUCH faster than WinXP by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 22:30:57
  You're evil by fitzso2006-10-30 22:26:58
    >:] by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 22:30:06
  Watch for ground glass in your food. by RetiQlum22006-10-30 22:25:52
    I wasn't even making a blanket statement... by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 22:27:46
      I just want to point this out: by RetiQlum22006-10-30 22:30:25
        I'll be okay. by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 22:32:07
          :-D (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-10-30 22:35:23
Even my pumpkins are geeky! by Myke2006-10-30 22:19:40
Video on a 266mhz Thinkpad? by bob72006-10-30 22:17:01
  need more info by Freakazoid2006-10-30 22:39:20
    tried a couple of them by bob72006-10-30 22:47:35
      try the wmv version by Freakazoid2006-10-30 23:27:57
I broke my Linux install... :-( by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 21:57:52
  mount -o remount,rw / (n/t) by CALL-1982006-10-30 22:12:43
  login as root. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-10-30 22:03:02
    It's (k)ubuntu... there is no root. by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 22:08:53
      sudo -s by Stuka2006-10-30 22:16:36
      sudo bash (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-30 22:13:02
      it's a sudo-root! *hides* (n/t) by shminux2006-10-30 22:10:48
      "sudo su" (n/t) by bob72006-10-30 22:10:37
        Meh... I'm going to try a reinstall. by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 22:13:00
          That's what I did, worked fine. Except by shminux2006-10-30 22:16:33
          there is no reason to have to reinstall by CALL-1982006-10-30 22:15:54
            If I had the time, I would... by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 22:23:09
              Then fix the problems that you have... by CALL-1982006-10-30 22:26:45
                Everything is inconsistent. by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 22:34:48
                  Start with your most important need first. by CALL-1982006-10-30 22:44:50
Rude words geeks! Not a clue... by toxin2006-10-30 21:38:14
  If I understand you properly... by CALL-1982006-10-30 22:11:21
    Regardless of how it is inside the database, by toxin2006-10-30 22:33:30
      Ah, you have a UI problem by CALL-1982006-10-30 22:42:10
        This is a list of 18 A & R that we enforce. by toxin2006-10-30 22:55:02
          But your main complaint is still the UI, not the.. by CALL-1982006-10-30 23:10:19
            Just have the techs change the names... by toxin2006-10-30 23:15:39
              Then the problem is not the techs it is whoever... by CALL-1982006-10-30 23:24:00
  But it's only two choices! Must be encoded as Yes/ by shminux2006-10-30 21:45:58
    They are giving us drop-down menus with one choice by toxin2006-10-30 22:19:28
  This is not a good place to insult geeks. by RetiQlum22006-10-30 21:44:24
    Is he insulting you personally? by themadkansan2006-10-30 22:09:11
      Me personally? No. by RetiQlum22006-10-30 22:22:53
        I am not a geek. I am a POWER-{L}USER!!!! by toxin2006-10-30 22:34:59
          Then maybe it's time to say... by RetiQlum22006-10-30 23:36:01
        But he's right. (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-30 22:24:23
          And so am I. by RetiQlum22006-10-30 22:27:00
*rips hair out* by MrTrick2006-10-30 21:37:09
  define: IIS by Freakazoid2006-10-30 23:37:08
  Assuming that the compile project is in a bin\ by vdp2006-10-30 22:54:12
  "cannot access metabase" by MrTrick2006-10-30 21:54:33
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2006-10-30 21:00:01
kill -9 1 by Havoc2006-10-30 20:35:44
Something to chew on? by kelli2172006-11-19 12:55:59
  Didn't we also have an attack plan against Canada? (n/t) by LSU_Frodin2006-10-30 23:18:44
    Yup. by RetiQlum22006-10-30 23:21:36
  Well, their "world domination" plans seem to be as by shminux2006-10-30 20:35:34
  A "secret document." by RetiQlum22006-10-30 20:32:52
    I have referenced the PNAC and their docs by wwill2006-10-31 09:09:27
    PNAC is the neo-con model of the new and "robust" by toxin2006-10-30 23:08:49
    Actually, I think the term you're looking for is by kelli2172006-11-19 12:55:59
    Dragging it out now is strange. by vetitice2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Dragging it out now isn't strange... by RetiQlum22006-10-30 20:50:09
        It seems to me like a policy to disgust people by Klaranth2006-10-30 21:16:49
        Reminding people of what elected officials said, by kelli2172006-10-30 20:56:05
          kelli, it's not like you can convince Retiq by shminux2006-10-30 21:08:46
            What makes you think that I'm Republican? (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-10-30 21:15:10
              Somehow I have trouble picturing you voting for by shminux2006-10-30 21:19:11
                No, I wouldn't vote for them. by RetiQlum22006-10-30 21:25:24
              All Republicans are nuts, therefore all nuts are R by krikkert2006-10-30 21:16:50
                I'm not nuts! by RetiQlum22006-10-30 21:27:01
            That goes both ways. (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-30 21:11:15
  Old "news" (n/t) by lab rat2006-10-30 20:20:12
    The Truth by Pratchett: by da-gimp2006-10-30 20:24:27
Can you implement an OO language compiler on a VM by Arachnid2006-10-30 19:54:04
  Just overload the "new" operator or equivalent by shminux2006-10-30 20:12:39
    Exactly. The VM has _only_ a stack. by Arachnid2006-10-30 20:20:55
      Then allocate a "heap" on the stack of main() by shminux2006-10-30 20:24:05
        Ouch. by Arachnid2006-10-30 20:30:03
          Why ouch? This is a standard question by shminux2006-10-30 20:38:29
            Yes, but in standard architectures... by Arachnid2006-10-30 21:08:50
              I'm used to firmware, where you budget all your by shminux2006-10-30 21:18:00
Incomplete pass? WTF? by carthax2006-10-30 19:47:50
  I didn't get that either. To me the tuck is the by vdp2006-10-30 20:46:23
  It can be. by da-gimp2006-10-30 20:05:06
  Duhn duhn duhn duhn... (n/t) by da_pineapple2006-10-30 19:53:25
2 more sleeps!!! by leejam2006-10-30 18:32:45
  Congrats! (n/t) by Silverfire2006-10-30 20:18:27
  lucky! by fitzso2006-10-30 18:58:48
  Mazel Tov! by RetiQlum22006-10-30 18:34:03
    *whine* ohhh... by leejam2006-10-30 18:39:03
attn: uh, anybody by austinkp2006-10-30 18:31:07
  Sure, make fun of me. I can take it. by RetiQlum22006-10-30 18:32:04
    *Panzers RetiQlum's arse* (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-30 20:08:26
Attn: Nightwind: by RetiQlum22006-10-30 18:25:01
  PhilCon? (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-30 21:17:48
    It's the Philadelphia SCI-FI Convention. by RetiQlum22006-10-30 23:16:32
    Dr. Phil's conservative little brother. (n/t) by lab rat2006-10-30 21:21:58
      Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww! (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-10-30 21:26:07
  One other thing: I picked up... by RetiQlum22006-10-30 19:27:33
  IANN, but by voxwoman2006-10-30 19:15:31
    Crapmonkey! by RetiQlum22006-10-30 19:25:42
      OK. If someone buys my house between by voxwoman2006-10-30 19:40:04
      I'm probably more bummed about it than you are by voxwoman2006-10-30 19:37:15
        You could use credit. by RetiQlum22006-10-30 19:47:35
          *smack* by voxwoman2006-10-30 19:52:43
            You can't blame me for trying. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-10-30 20:04:00
  My artist girlfriend used to paint eyelashes by voxwoman2006-10-30 19:14:42
  minatures, sure I do by Nightwind2006-10-30 18:53:53
    I'll be splitting the room with someone else. by RetiQlum22006-10-30 18:57:42
      i'd say splitting a bed... by Nightwind2006-10-31 14:27:01
      Someone we know? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 19:53:50
        I guess you've been out of the loop lately. by RetiQlum22006-10-30 20:02:37
Attn: Peaceman: by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
First post from my very own Linux machine :-) by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 18:00:47
  It took you this long? by RetiQlum22006-10-30 18:33:03
    Software Engineering. by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 18:35:38
      So if I can get together with you and... by RetiQlum22006-10-30 18:37:30
        I think I've heard of something similar... by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 18:43:18
          Philcon? by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
            That does sound like it would be fun... by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 19:41:43
  congrats! by leejam2006-10-30 18:14:23
    Edgy Eft is in it's full release now. by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 18:22:43
SOTM: Tubular Bells Part I by maximumbob2006-10-30 18:00:11
  "Look, Brain, tubey bells!" by bwkaz2006-10-30 18:33:26
  Ah yes, the theme from "The Exorcist" by run.dll2006-10-30 18:16:03
Chris Matthews, you ignorant s4 by toysbfun2006-10-30 17:47:40
  No, but the office of the President is known by merlin2006-10-30 17:49:50
    The point was made about pressure in the debate by toysbfun2006-10-30 18:01:14
so a week ago i had a midterm by cybergeek2006-10-30 17:44:36
  I had a mass communications law midterm today. by lucidpsyche2006-10-30 18:28:27
  call the boss by Glytch782006-10-30 18:10:59
  Gack! by maximumbob2006-10-30 18:01:31
    ^_^ by cybergeek2006-10-30 18:19:10
Coder's block sucks~#^&! by krisguy2006-10-30 17:38:41
  Write the test plan first, then see what by shminux2006-10-30 18:30:11
ATTN: Illiad by daemon_poet2006-10-30 17:18:50
  Patiently waiting for the schwag. :D (n/t) by williamashbless2006-10-30 17:26:08
  Oh dear. by Illiad2006-10-30 17:24:50
    Mine hasn't either. by hadji2006-10-30 17:41:18
  Ditto. (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-30 17:19:26
    Same. by Illiad2006-10-30 17:25:21
      I just need a name and an SIN. by krikkert2006-10-30 17:27:56
        Just pick one at random. by raptor_872006-10-30 17:39:27
attn: imperito by fitzso2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Maybe I'm weird that way. by Phoon2006-10-30 17:36:28
    "I haven't actually *cried* in years." by theanomaly2006-10-30 19:39:10
      find someone to talk to about them by fitzso2006-10-30 19:57:00
    I know that feeling. by lucidpsyche2006-10-30 17:57:28
attn: Phoon by fitzso2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ... you should have gmail. (n/t) by Phoon2006-10-30 17:38:31
  I have no GP. by Phoon2006-10-30 17:18:23
    sheesh by fitzso2006-10-30 17:20:34
      The only free things here are charity. by Phoon2006-10-30 17:24:08
        Ain't America Wonderful? by themadkansan2006-10-30 17:27:08
          That's capitalism for you. by isaac leese2006-10-30 17:33:42
            Sure you do - you can obviously afford it. (n/t) by themadkansan2006-10-30 17:43:23
              Yep. by isaac leese2006-10-30 17:45:59
                So decent hardworking folks are reduced to begging by Phoon2006-10-30 17:59:10
                  far out! by fitzso2006-10-30 18:10:14
                  I need to know something. by isaac leese2006-10-30 18:08:43
                    Does your family have insurance? by Silverfire2006-10-30 18:44:29
                    It's a matter of priorities. by esbita2006-10-30 18:27:27
                      I'm not your average twentysomething, either. by Phoon2006-10-30 18:43:11
                        isaac_leese wasn't addressing you specifically. by esbita2006-10-30 19:12:03
                          So, instead of Canadian-style medicine... by Phoon2006-10-30 19:17:53
                            They already do. by esbita2006-10-30 19:41:04
                              not with the drug companies, they are prohibited by shminux2006-10-30 20:21:57
                                Insurance networks negotiate Rx discounts by esbita2006-10-30 20:56:33
                                The Rx industry works almost entirely on discounts by RetiQlum22006-10-30 21:23:29
                                Pardon? by Stuka2006-10-30 21:52:32
                                I said it was complex, not sane. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-10-30 22:03:57
                                Medicare is forbidden from negotiating by shminux2006-10-30 21:11:05
                    I think more people than you realize live below by lucidpsyche2006-10-30 18:26:29
                  Tell me, what's your stance.... by esbita2006-10-30 18:07:27
                    LOL. by isaac leese2006-10-30 18:10:21
                      And Florida... by esbita2006-10-30 18:11:41
                        What do you do? (n/t) by isaac leese2006-10-30 18:13:48
                          See other post. (n/t) by esbita2006-10-30 18:27:44
                Ah. You live Urban. by themadkansan2006-10-30 17:57:47
  I've already updated... by Phoon2006-11-19 12:55:59
    dot by fitzso2006-10-30 17:16:18
    Dot. (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-30 17:05:36
    Actually with Gmail... by abaron2006-10-30 17:03:56
      what about andre..........baron? (n/t) by austinkp2006-10-30 18:23:22
Why did the happy ghost get arrested? by Kickstart2006-10-30 16:19:06
  i thought it was just because he was by subbywan2006-10-30 16:35:41
Argh! Stupid Apache! by Kickstart2006-10-30 16:15:31
  one of the prime reasons I dumped apache on my by Freakazoid2006-10-30 19:06:36
    I just learned the syntax for the config by wwill2006-10-31 09:55:45
  Oh, indeed they do. by krikkert2006-10-30 17:09:51
    Nothing in Apache config is common sense. (n/t) by shminux2006-10-30 17:11:23
      I can tell you've never worked on sendmail... (n/t by Myke2006-10-30 17:30:28
        Oy. Postfix is my friend. (n/t) by wwill2006-10-31 09:51:11
        I blocked the painful memory. (n/t) by shminux2006-10-30 17:33:52
      Proves my point. by krikkert2006-10-30 17:12:31
*submits job application* by jpprater2006-10-30 15:57:34
  wish i had either of those jobs by Nightwind2006-10-30 16:14:54
  Sounds like where I work. (n/t) by imrambi2006-10-30 16:04:33
Artist/Title? by hobsonschoice2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ...Mad world... by OsteSpiser2006-10-30 16:27:55
    Yeah, sounds right. by theanomaly2006-10-30 16:34:43
    Great! Thanks! (n/t) by hobsonschoice2006-10-30 16:34:16
  Um... by cptspith2006-10-30 16:07:50
    heh...good point :) by hobsonschoice2006-10-30 16:20:20
Damn time change throwing off my body clock. by shorty822006-10-30 15:38:23
What PCMCIA wireless card do you recommend? by imrambi2006-10-30 15:25:20
  It's not the card by hobbs2006-10-30 16:45:15
  I don't know if this is the case but check into by Classic_Jon2006-10-30 15:30:12
    He is. That is when we hung up. by imrambi2006-10-30 15:33:19
MySpace blocks copyrighted music by jdelphiki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  All depends on what you are uploading. by ManiacJoe2006-10-30 17:11:32
  What if you're the copyright holder? (n/t) by voxwoman2006-10-30 15:38:48
    Or if you make sure... by jdelphiki2006-10-30 18:28:09
Why is it that when you ask someone a DIRECT by Classic_Jon2006-10-30 15:07:19
  Cos a lot of times they're not allowed to by subbywan2006-10-30 15:11:26
    I am very careful about what I ask for that by Classic_Jon2006-10-30 15:25:22
      YOU know that, but he/she may not. by subbywan2006-10-30 15:31:05
  People don't always dodge questions. (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 15:09:59
    In case someone didn't get the joke... by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 15:12:50
      Watches SnappingTurtle dodge directly into the by Classic_Jon2006-10-30 15:15:11
The UF Toolbox daily reminder by UF Toolbox2006-11-19 12:55:59
V. V. Strange video. Animated bugs. by Havoc2006-10-30 14:56:16
  That was pretty cool... by cptspith2006-10-30 15:59:12
  Or click here by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    sound warning (n/t) by run.dll2006-10-30 17:06:01
Web CMS and App framework help? by gregg_hughes2006-10-30 14:39:00
  Joomla. It's the newer, OSS fork of Mambo. by Arachnid2006-10-30 14:48:22
I'm doing well... by MrTrick2006-10-30 14:38:56
  Really? What is your SOTM? :) (n/t) by NDwight2006-10-30 14:48:13
    Joy Division by SoylentGreen2006-10-31 09:23:38
    Mine is U2 by fitzso2006-10-30 15:04:16
      SOT-quite-the-opposite-M by Phoon2006-10-30 15:52:28
        Dorothy Parker thought differently. by Esteis2006-10-30 15:56:56
          It doesn't matter. by Phoon2006-10-30 16:01:20
            And for some reason, that poem reminds me of by Esteis2006-10-30 16:11:27
    Simon and Garfunkel, Bridge over troubled water by MrTrick2006-10-30 14:55:50
    I'm a Mechanical Man? (n/t) by raptor_872006-10-30 14:50:26
      Styx, "Mr. Roboto" (n/t) by Phoon2006-10-30 15:04:13
clientcopia brilliance... by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Are those our own Myke and SilentCoder in the by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hey techies, this I like the best by zoxer2006-10-30 16:32:05
    Certainly looks like it. (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-30 15:06:29
      [Ref] by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Shame that sat's out of crowbars... (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-10-30 14:51:19
Are there standards for desktop security? by Peace_man2006-10-30 14:36:26
  Try these: by Classic_Jon2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks. I think this will help. by Peace_man2006-10-30 15:44:30
  Do you trust the NSA? by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
  If you are looking for the best security by imrambi2006-10-30 14:39:19
    Someone wants a recommendation. by Peace_man2006-10-30 14:45:20
Most lucrative degrees for college grads by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What the heck? by Silverfire2006-10-30 20:27:02
  Sweet, I'm going for chem eng :D (n/t) by isaac leese2006-10-30 17:03:41
It's pumpkin carving time. by BloodyViking2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That was !FUN! =D by shadowsystems2006-10-30 16:55:31
  I've got a Death of Rats pumpkin. by spud312006-10-30 14:53:20
  ooooh, safe carving (n/t) by lab rat2006-10-30 14:46:34
  Thank you. The first time I carved pumpkin by cokish2006-10-30 14:29:06
If I'm not mistaken... by ihope1272006-10-30 14:11:20
  Does that happen very often? by yazdi2006-10-30 14:28:03
    ihope127's younger than you... by raptor_872006-10-30 14:51:43
      Yep, my sis! ^^ (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-30 14:57:16
        Really? Cool-le. by Esteis2006-10-30 15:01:00
          Ariel_Josephine? by krikkert2006-10-30 15:01:59
            Gah, I was thinking blood sister. by Esteis2006-10-30 15:10:58
  Under 14 what? by raptor_872006-10-30 14:22:06
    Years. (n/t) by ihope1272006-10-30 14:24:11
      What base? by run.dll2006-10-30 14:39:22
  you are wrong now :) (n/t) by shminux2006-10-30 14:12:25
    Am I? (n/t) by ihope1272006-10-30 14:13:14
      You are 13. You posted. QED. (n/t) by shminux2006-10-30 14:38:57
I've won!!!! by tyebald2006-10-30 14:03:57
  Yeah, if it were real, I could be a rich person. by lucidpsyche2006-10-30 15:01:04
  hmmm by tyebald2006-10-30 14:09:10
    LOL... now that's a monday moment... ;) (n/t) by isaac13572006-10-30 14:17:48
  I could have too... :( (n/t) by NDwight2006-10-30 14:06:34
Jack * by run.dll2006-10-30 13:54:29
  Could also be by SoylentGreen2006-10-30 15:25:46
Since Halloween is tomorrow, I thought I'd repost by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Why do Gouls and Gemons get allong so well? (n/t) by Rogue19712006-10-30 14:15:18
    s/Gemons/Demons (n/t) by Rogue19712006-10-30 14:15:33
      s/Gouls/Ghouls/ by ihope1272006-10-30 14:23:48
  Is not gettink. (n/t) by nix2006-10-30 14:02:01
    Clicky by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And of course the true geeks by Sterling_Ag2006-10-30 13:52:38
    And you know what's really funny . . . by hadji2006-10-30 14:08:52
    I've never seen/heard it before. :-) (n/t) by hadji2006-10-30 13:54:11
      Oh dear.. What have I done? by Sterling_Ag2006-10-30 13:56:31
        Not only that . . . by hadji2006-10-30 14:02:03
          Is that a good or bad thing? (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2006-10-30 14:07:26
            Good for you. Bad for me. by hadji2006-10-30 14:19:40
ok, which linux to start with? by unjust2006-10-30 13:42:08
  wake on lan support is a hardware thing by Freakazoid2006-10-30 15:19:02
    what kind of cable? by austinkp2006-10-30 16:19:00
      The cable looks like a 3-wire fan cable. by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm a grey-haired non-IT type and by chrisbee2006-10-30 14:53:50
  allow me to reiterate: by unjust2006-10-30 14:12:54
    you want an easy-to-setup file/print by shminux2006-10-30 14:34:14
  Mandriva Free 2007 by NDwight2006-10-30 14:05:41
    4 CDs? For a file/printer server? Haha. (n/t) by shminux2006-10-30 14:08:49
  If you're brand new to linux your best by isaac13572006-10-30 13:54:03
    Just for the record... by isaac13572006-10-30 13:57:43
  Almost any will work, but for ease of use by wwill2006-10-30 13:48:55
    ehw. badwrongno. ubuntu != a server by Freakazoid2006-10-30 15:15:35
  You're gonna start a flame war here... by admeralthrawn2006-10-30 13:48:05
    I'm also a gentoo user by imrambi2006-10-30 14:36:36
  SME server if you want it to just work by shminux2006-10-30 13:45:49
    so... where do i find an iso of this? by unjust2006-10-30 15:51:24
      I've found a download page. by leejam2006-10-30 16:58:17
        yes, that's the one. No linux knowledge by shminux2006-10-30 17:04:12
I have breached the event horizon and by Hactar the Uhhh2006-10-30 13:32:06
  You're putting way too much technology into it. by Peace_man2006-10-30 13:48:30
    "Move on, there's nothing here to see." by run.dll2006-10-30 14:18:58
On topic post by ag_wyvern2006-10-30 13:29:08
  OK, let's get really obscure by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 13:44:45
    I got most of those by hobbs2006-10-30 13:49:01
      No wonder I didn't get it --- I call that a háček. by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
        s/SnappingTurtle/ag_wyvern/ %treacherous memory (n/t) by Esteis2006-10-30 14:23:03
      spoilers by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Erza Hash? Erza Pound? Who? O_o (n/t) by raptor_872006-10-30 13:32:48
  Ezra Dax ????? (n/t) by Klaranth2006-10-30 13:30:48
    That was Ezri :-P (n/t) by hobbs2006-10-30 13:35:50
    No, Ezra Hash by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 13:32:26
    Funny guy :-) by ag_wyvern2006-10-30 13:32:05
Bloody stupid Canucks and pollsters by ag_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I feel the same about that as I do about by cptspith2006-10-30 14:18:45
    Seconded. by bimkins2006-10-30 15:49:19
  Your second example would not be relevant. by hadji2006-10-30 14:14:23
    Nope. by ag_wyvern2006-10-30 14:59:45
      But race has no relevance to marriage and family. by hadji2006-10-30 17:32:26
  "it's a sin of some type" by theanomaly2006-10-30 14:07:20
    Just in case it wasn't clear.... by ag_wyvern2006-10-30 15:02:12
  One other option by SoylentGreen2006-10-30 13:40:51
  AFAIK marriage commissioners have ALWAYS by Peace_man2006-10-30 13:30:46
    Harper (n/t) by shminux2006-10-30 13:48:47
  Yes on all four. by krikkert2006-10-30 13:22:23
    Well, when you catch yourself adding the involunta by ag_wyvern2006-10-30 13:24:42
      No, no! by Arivia2006-10-30 13:30:05
      Heh. by krikkert2006-10-30 13:26:01
Hypothetical situation: by nix2006-10-30 13:07:58
  E) by raptor_872006-10-30 13:26:24
  D) Nix has been watching T2 while drunk by hieraco2006-10-30 13:22:29
    Close, but I wasn't drunk. by nix2006-10-30 13:26:57
  A...but C is funnier:) (n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2006-10-30 13:14:26
And the new vista sounds are by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I have a "theme" that I have backed up by cptspith2006-10-30 14:29:52
  That reminds me to REALLY change my sounds now! by cokish2006-10-30 14:27:26
  The "A" Team! Awesome. (n/t) by Havoc2006-10-30 13:21:21
  *wipes tears from eyes* by Sterling_Ag2006-10-30 13:08:11
Request for info: static levels that damage things by theanomaly2006-10-30 13:04:31
  You installing shag carpet in your server rm? ;) ( (n/t) by isaac13572006-10-30 14:03:26
    No, I have the following assignment: by theanomaly2006-10-30 14:16:18
  Umm, any. by Havoc2006-10-30 13:18:48
    I don't think he meant arcing by admeralthrawn2006-10-30 13:23:51
      Yeah, you're a little closer to what I meant. by theanomaly2006-10-30 14:02:39
        Google dielectric stength or breakdown (n/t) by run.dll2006-10-30 14:06:34
Is the medical profession as good as we think? by fitzso2006-10-30 12:57:09
  It's fairly widespread. by RetiQlum22006-10-30 16:42:33
  Sounds like a tragedy of errors. by staticsan2006-10-30 16:01:07
    It just baffles me how they can ignore it by fitzso2006-10-30 16:32:06
      Tell your friend to call her lawyer. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-10-30 16:49:32
        I think she probably has by fitzso2006-10-30 18:23:56
          Call the lawyer on both the driver AND the hospita by RetiQlum22006-10-30 18:59:58
            I think she's gone one better: by fitzso2006-10-30 19:19:09
  Like all other professions... by Nath32006-10-30 13:55:40
  That is terrible. Having just had surgery by lab rat2006-10-30 13:54:23
  It isn't widespread. by purplepineapple2006-10-30 13:29:59
  Um, I'm skeptical of this story by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 13:09:20
    I had to paraphrase it for brevitiy (v long) by fitzso2006-10-30 13:33:30
      ...WTF? by oot2006-10-30 15:50:56
      I'm impressed that you have such... by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 13:46:32
        The first one by fitzso2006-10-30 14:23:27
  Would it surprise you to find out that in Canada by techi8702006-10-30 13:08:12
    Q: What do you call the guy by Sterling_Ag2006-10-30 13:11:44
      Nope... by decius2006-10-30 13:49:25
      Is graduating (even at the bottom of the class) by raptor_872006-10-30 13:27:57
        By definition, doesn't someone have to graduate by toysbfun2006-10-30 14:44:17
        Maybe, maybe not by Sterling_Ag2006-10-30 13:42:37
          ??? by oot2006-10-30 15:57:57
  As much as I hate to say it... by decius2006-10-30 13:07:45
    Log ALL calls/correspondence with health care by esbita2006-10-30 13:59:17
    Where does it say she had a prescription? (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-30 13:17:58
      she had the letter from the specialist by fitzso2006-10-30 13:22:07
  I don't know. How good do you think it is? by Peace_man2006-10-30 13:07:39
  We have lawyers to keep the doctors in check by shminux2006-10-30 13:02:49
    Yep, see my post. Kinda funny (n/t) by lab rat2006-10-30 13:59:09
    It would have been pretty hard to miss by fitzso2006-10-30 13:19:19
Heh. Status notification on a bug: by Arachnid2006-10-30 12:48:00
earworm. Veggie Tales. Barbra Manatee by Havoc2006-10-30 12:41:40
  I like the Dance of the Cucumber by dodrian2006-10-30 15:38:19
  Oh, Barbara, I've learned to dance! by spud312006-10-30 13:03:14
    *notes that she didn't say he was wrong* (n/t) by merlin2006-10-30 14:28:31
      Hmm...I didn't, did I? by spud312006-10-30 14:52:17
  The sun by Arivia2006-10-30 12:47:29
    A woman came up to me and said, by kelli2172006-10-30 13:10:22
    The sun by Sterling_Ag2006-10-30 12:57:37
It's all about playing the odds by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 12:41:00
  This is what security is all about. by Peace_man2006-10-30 12:58:46
  "Nothing is perfectly dangerous." by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-10-30 12:54:23
    And the saw could be one of these: by Sterling_Ag2006-11-19 12:55:59
      That's a really cool invention. by Tomo2006-10-30 13:05:05
        I want to see a demo with a live hand... by decius2006-10-30 13:21:35
          Dunno about the blade, by Sterling_Ag2006-10-30 13:45:25
    It's incredibly stupid, but not... by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 13:01:42
    "... for a given definition of 'dangerous'" (n/t) by theanomaly2006-10-30 12:59:45
    You might have a 100% chance of getting injured by Sterling_Ag2006-10-30 12:56:03
  Risk Assessment, basically. by Tomo2006-10-30 12:47:28
Tar vs. Zip by maximumbob2006-10-30 12:36:50
  apple, meet orange. you really can't compare by Freakazoid2006-10-30 15:24:28
  Do you have a lot of very small files? by Nath32006-10-30 12:51:22
  How _many_ files were there? by Myke2006-10-30 12:45:07
    Knowing the data in question. by Deverant2006-10-30 13:22:08
  How much do the files add up to, when you add by romandas2006-10-30 12:42:04
  How big were the raw files? (n/t) by AndyA2006-10-30 12:41:12
    My first thought too! (n/t) by NDwight2006-10-30 12:41:50
Upside : I get to sleep in tomorrow by Bellator2006-10-30 12:34:50
  Im looking forward to my next orthodontist meeting by thetree2006-10-30 12:59:57
Terry Pratchett by Michiel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  In-order vs random. by staticsan2006-10-30 16:09:43
  I just read them in the order they appear by BloodyViking2006-10-30 12:45:33
  At least 2 not worth reading: by Eternal_Newbie2006-10-30 12:40:10
    Nah...all are worth reading. by spud312006-10-30 13:08:16
    That is only Your opinion. by BloodyViking2006-10-30 12:51:58
    Please keep in mind that not everyone thinks by Havoc2006-10-30 12:44:19
      I realise that, by Eternal_Newbie2006-10-30 12:57:23
        Well, you did state it. That's what IMHO means. :) (n/t) by Michiel2006-10-30 13:00:12
    Now now ... lets not diss Music With Rocks in it! (n/t) by subbywan2006-10-30 12:43:42
    Hm. It'll be a while until I get there anyway. by Michiel2006-10-30 12:42:57
      Enjoy Yourself! by Eternal_Newbie2006-10-30 12:50:44
        Heh. My wife would say that Small Gods by BloodyViking2006-10-30 12:53:34
          I loaned a copy to one of my Religion profs by subbywan2006-10-30 14:45:52
            Nice. (n/t) by BloodyViking2006-10-30 14:48:10
          The strange thing is that by Eternal_Newbie2006-10-30 13:18:52
            I think that if it had not followed by BloodyViking2006-10-30 13:40:35
              The difference in pace by Eternal_Newbie2006-10-30 13:55:45
  My experience of the later books by wheresthefish2006-10-30 12:35:04
    Ok. Thanks! :) (n/t) by Michiel2006-10-30 12:36:25
  Personally I preferred the guards series. by AndyA2006-10-30 12:33:13
    I'll get there eventually. :) (n/t) by Michiel2006-10-30 12:33:47
  The only two that are in order are by subbywan2006-10-30 12:31:51
    Ok. Thanks! (n/t) by Michiel2006-10-30 12:35:29
  Well, I managed to read Interesting TImes without by Talchas2006-10-30 12:30:07
    Actually, you are better off that way by BloodyViking2006-10-30 12:59:17
    Ok, thanks! (n/t) by Michiel2006-10-30 12:35:41
Remember this in the post-Nov7 fights: by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Along those lines... by jdelphiki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  US is not as advanced as Brasil by shminux2006-10-30 13:05:52
    Oh? Reference, please? (n/t) by ppyo2006-10-30 13:40:48
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elections_in_Brazil ( (n/t) by shminux2006-10-30 14:54:43
  Odd Location by VivianC2006-10-30 13:02:27
    "Sabotage their own vote" ??? by wwill2006-10-30 13:32:50
      Really? by VivianC2006-10-30 15:13:57
        Karl Rove and Diebold (n/t) by DesertRat662006-10-30 15:43:18
          I see you got the tinfoil hat we sent you ;-D (n/t by Kickstart2006-10-30 16:10:11
  And in every case listed in the story, by merlin2006-10-30 12:19:08
    I don't see why by hobbs2006-10-30 13:24:45
      It also wouldn't open the voting up for hacking by wwill2006-10-30 13:35:00
    How do you click on it if it's out of calibration? by Arachnid2006-10-30 12:55:29
      How do you calibrate your joystick when by merlin2006-10-30 13:13:44
    The problem tends to be by wheresthefish2006-10-30 12:30:48
    confirmation bias by Kickstart2006-10-30 12:28:31
    That's what they don't want the sheep to know by DesertRat662006-10-30 12:22:15
      But it should be logged. by Tomo2006-10-30 12:34:53
      Our workers don't. by mortaine2006-10-30 12:29:34
  This isn't news, really by admeralthrawn2006-10-30 12:16:21
Song of the Moment: "I'm not strong, Sir" by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
Funny story about a L337 H4xx0R by Fandango2006-11-19 12:55:59
  BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA by isaac leese2006-10-30 17:20:37
  i LIKE it (n/t) by Nightwind2006-10-30 16:16:04
  reminds me of P-P-P-P-Powerbook scam from zug.com (n/t) by austinkp2006-10-30 12:44:47
  I have a feeling that it's fake. by Scirocco2006-10-30 12:06:37
    who else would start the conversation? by austinkp2006-10-30 12:44:08
  sweet! (n/t) by varikin2006-10-30 12:05:17
I just calculated my height by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 11:54:04
  That's a height? by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 12:55:55
    It's an average height by decius2006-10-30 13:35:54
    Sure: by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 13:17:32
      You cannot figure height in area units... by Havoc2006-10-30 13:36:24
        I'm not measuring it in area units by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 13:44:42
      OK, I see by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 13:26:29
One of my friends has been by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
After-life diamonds by vdp2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I think that that is tasteless. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-10-30 17:26:33
  Doesn't have to be by Lady-Luna2006-10-30 12:02:31
  Tasteless exploitation opportunity. Celebrity Gems by killster2006-10-30 12:02:18
    Already have a Hope Diamond :D (n/t) by subbywan2006-10-30 12:03:39
  "Awww. Is this your grandmothers engagement ring?" by subbywan2006-10-30 11:57:37
  My first reaction was: *TWITCH* by carthax2006-10-30 11:54:57
  That exactly, I don't know, by Ravenlock2006-10-30 11:46:41
Ooohh! Spiffs are here. by killster2006-10-30 11:40:15
  Actually, I UPSIZED everyone's mugs to help make by UFieGear2006-10-30 14:03:15
Manamana! (n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2006-10-30 11:31:58
  Du-Du-Dududu! (n/t) by Lady-Luna2006-10-30 11:34:27
    Manamana! (n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2006-10-30 11:36:22
      Doo-doo-do-do! (n/t) by Tomo2006-10-30 11:38:56
        MANAMANA! (n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2006-10-30 11:40:50
          Do Do DeDodo, DeDodo, DeDodo, DeDodo, Dedodoo do (n/t) by Rattler2006-10-30 11:58:14
            Phenomenon! (n/t) by williamashbless2006-10-30 12:04:52
              That's awesome! (n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2006-10-30 12:10:43
us army probably arming iraqi terrorists. by unjust2006-10-30 11:31:48
  Heh by DesertRat662006-10-30 11:39:42
    maybe the Unertl Scope broke? by varikin2006-10-30 11:59:40
      Broke?! by DesertRat662006-10-30 12:02:11
        I'd go with sold it. by Tomo2006-10-30 12:11:32
          Brand New $2500 by DesertRat662006-10-30 12:26:25
How long till ebay kills this? by Fandango2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Already gone by oot2006-10-30 16:16:54
  Wad of steel wool: $0.50. by SouthpawPL2006-10-30 12:45:51
  If I was famous/infamous by lab rat2006-10-30 11:34:30
    But you are! Place it up and see your fans fight by hieraco2006-10-30 11:38:05
  What I'd like to know is by ag_wyvern2006-10-30 11:33:43
  8 bids already by hieraco2006-10-30 11:31:42
    Price of steel wool: $0.50 (American) by Arman X2006-10-30 11:43:00
  Whiskey Tango Foxtrot query by SnArL2006-10-30 11:23:17
    11 bids so far... (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-10-30 13:24:47
    Nine somebodies already DID. (n/t) by wwill2006-10-30 11:29:08
    Someone bought a plastic bag... by Illiad2006-10-30 11:24:30
      PeriAir? (n/t) by daemon_poet2006-10-30 17:06:12
  Can I auction Illiad's paper bag? by shminux2006-10-30 11:22:01
Which of you US voters know about the Dem's "first by shminux2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Knew about it weeks ago by DesertRat662006-10-30 11:50:05
    I'd really like to hear by admeralthrawn2006-10-30 12:14:50
      O.K. by DesertRat662006-10-30 13:11:09
        Rebuttal by admeralthrawn2006-10-30 13:44:50
          Two issues (the first sort of addressed by DR66): by bwkaz2006-10-30 15:33:04
          Two things caught my eye by DesertRat662006-10-30 14:18:00
            To clarify by admeralthrawn2006-10-30 20:03:25
        Economic Downturn? by VivianC2006-10-30 13:23:07
          rise in real wages??? by unjust2006-10-30 13:31:47
    One of the many reasons I *do* want them in power. (n/t) by Phoon2006-10-30 11:51:25
  Nice in theory by admeralthrawn2006-10-30 11:47:15
    ... all the better for 2008... by Phoon2006-10-30 11:50:38
Feel like critiquing a Wikipedia article by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wikipedia sure aint an ordinary encyclopedia by Spiff2006-10-30 11:09:22
    Heh @ last one. by theanomaly2006-10-30 11:23:12
    That's what I like about WP by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 11:11:41
  Somebody reword this sentence by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 11:03:55
    try: by subbywan2006-10-30 11:11:42
      Not just small towns by carl522006-10-30 11:27:15
        Facts not in evidence. by subbywan2006-10-30 11:55:48
          Hmm, you bring up an interesting issue by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 12:01:22
            Would depend on the scope of your article. by subbywan2006-10-30 12:16:41
            The same happens in St.Paul MN by varikin2006-10-30 12:10:51
Can I get a special waiver on teh FYOSS rule? by hieraco2006-10-30 10:36:01
  I still want to create the Beer Truck. (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-30 13:02:00
  Bwahahahaha - I love it :D by theanomaly2006-10-30 11:25:05
  Only one? by Corvus_One2006-10-30 10:58:13
  Now that's an entrepreneur! by run.dll2006-10-30 10:44:57
    Next thing you know by AndyA2006-10-30 10:48:36
      But., but... It says "Spring water" on it! (n/t) by shminux2006-10-30 11:14:55
        But spring was 6 months ago... by Nea2006-10-30 11:20:30
          That's why we get the bottled water by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 11:31:25
            Funny how that works... by Arman X2006-10-30 11:48:51
              It's just one of by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 11:55:05
      Now you're just talking crazy talk. by SouthpawPL2006-10-30 11:05:26
  Swedes do, apparently. :-) (n/t) by Illiad2006-10-30 10:42:13
So I have to edit some C++ code.... by Egaeus2006-10-30 10:35:31
  um... no by thetree2006-10-30 10:41:09
    Yeah, it was one of the typos by Egaeus2006-10-30 10:48:50
    I think that was his point. (n/t) by AndyA2006-10-30 10:47:24
What is this 'fault' thing anyway? by Nath32006-11-19 12:55:59
  Responses by Nath32006-10-30 11:19:20
    on willingness to change by unjust2006-10-30 12:20:30
  "Fault" is responsibility for negative consequence by BloodyViking2006-10-30 10:57:57
    That is just moving the question. by imperito2006-10-30 11:10:20
      Unavoidable. We must use words to define by BloodyViking2006-10-30 12:37:16
        I don't agree that they are quite so clear... by imperito2006-10-30 13:04:57
          Have you ever flipped a coin by BloodyViking2006-10-30 13:29:39
            That is still deterministic, though... by imperito2006-10-30 13:59:54
              How do you figure that? by BloodyViking2006-10-30 14:46:54
                Or perhaps by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 16:27:17
            One could argue by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 13:37:26
        Clearly understood? Far from it. by Nath32006-10-30 12:44:28
          Thus my use of the word by BloodyViking2006-10-30 13:11:27
  well.... by unjust2006-10-30 10:48:22
    Bad analogy. by Phoon2006-10-30 10:57:19
      not at all. by unjust2006-10-30 11:16:57
        I'd like to see you walk five hundred miles by Phoon2006-10-30 11:45:43
          *jump* *jump* hello conclusion. by unjust2006-10-30 12:09:40
            see, unjust, the trouble is by fitzso2006-10-30 15:29:16
  Some of it is a matter of perspective... by imperito2006-10-30 10:43:55
  "Fault" is one of those concepts by skern2006-10-30 10:42:19
    Or, indeed, 'morality'. (n/t) by Nath32006-10-30 11:25:08
  An important point... by LthrOttr2006-10-30 10:42:10
    so... (devils advocate) by unjust2006-10-30 11:18:42
      Hmmm.... by LthrOttr2006-10-30 11:28:26
        it's is a very complicatd situation. by unjust2006-10-30 11:40:29
      Depends on the side effects of treatment. by Phoon2006-10-30 11:26:15
    <devils_advocate> by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 11:08:11
      Interesting question... by LthrOttr2006-10-30 11:15:47
    Thank you, you have made the point. by zoxer2006-10-30 10:52:48
      You've never tried to breathe with your liver ;-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 10:56:28
  I would say that it boils down to this: by Classic_Jon2006-10-30 10:36:54
  You could look at it this way: by Peace_man2006-10-30 10:30:06
    Free will vs. predestination by run.dll2006-10-30 10:43:19
      Speaking of different societies... by Peace_man2006-10-30 10:50:26
  That depends on whether by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 10:29:28
  and what are those chemical imbalances caused by? by thetree2006-10-30 10:29:24
    No, what happens is by fitzso2006-10-30 15:18:08
  Oh, and for the record by Nath32006-10-30 10:25:20
Oulook's implementation of IMAP Sucks by abaron2006-10-30 10:18:21
  Outlook's implementation of everything sucks. (n/t by Nath32006-10-30 10:25:49
    That's not entirely true... by Arman X2006-10-30 11:03:37
    Outlook implements Everything? by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 10:30:22
      There is. by ttlogic2006-10-30 11:47:31
        I know how that goes. by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 12:00:42
So you think you've been embareassed? by Peace_man2006-10-30 09:55:32
  Not so bad by oedlan2006-10-30 12:12:00
  Another burst pants story: by Spiff2006-10-30 11:46:37
  Yeah, I've had a similar experience by SouthpawPL2006-10-30 11:01:29
  that my friend is why you should wear kilts. (n/t) by unjust2006-10-30 10:49:32
    As long as you dont get caught in a draft by Rogue19712006-10-30 11:04:12
      in my several years of kilting by unjust2006-10-30 11:06:29
  That happened to me the other day!!! by Lady-Luna2006-10-30 10:30:47
    I'm glad you were able to recover gracefully. by Peace_man2006-10-30 10:32:49
      That makes two of us by Lady-Luna2006-10-30 10:42:31
  My boss was telling me a story about by Jeff_UK2006-10-30 10:14:49
    And this is why he should have had a second tank by merlin2006-10-30 10:16:18
      The tank WAS the trailer. towed behind a car. by Jeff_UK2006-10-30 10:18:56
  You think that's bad? by Bellator2006-10-30 10:07:05
home file/print server q by unjust2006-10-30 09:46:23
why can't you tell to people with depression by dennismv2006-10-30 09:24:24
  Question: by isaac leese2006-10-30 17:14:21
    Serotonin, dopamine, norepinephrine, for starters. (n/t) by Phoon2006-10-30 17:20:48
      Thanks. I've always wondered. (n/t) by isaac leese2006-10-30 17:27:30
  Because we can't by Glytch782006-10-30 15:13:08
  No. by decius2006-10-30 13:56:19
  It's a physical brain dysfunction. by NemoHac2006-10-30 13:12:21
    Bingo. =) by shadowsystems2006-10-30 13:39:21
  "Snapping out of it" is easy. by Tomo2006-10-30 13:00:57
  because being sad is psychological, by Danu2006-10-30 11:01:04
  because... by unjust2006-10-30 10:53:01
  woah dude by dennismv2006-10-30 10:37:44
  ... and another thing. by Phoon2006-10-30 10:32:08
    I wish they did by Egaeus2006-10-30 10:39:17
      I took Lexapro for a while. by Phoon2006-10-30 10:40:36
        Zoloft for me by NemoHac2006-10-30 14:34:25
          Eh. by Phoon2006-10-30 14:38:43
            Sadly a common side effect :( by NemoHac2006-10-30 14:43:58
              I could use it to my advantage... by Phoon2006-10-30 14:59:56
  Sometimes, it helps to poop. by da-gimp2006-10-30 10:08:08
  Because... by imperito2006-10-30 09:43:48
    *smack* Depression is not somebody's fault! by shorty822006-10-30 09:52:05
      Of course not... by imperito2006-10-30 10:28:39
        I admit, you make an point in tangent. by cptspith2006-10-30 11:02:12
          Wholeheartedly agree. by esbita2006-10-30 11:42:44
            You live in the wrong place. by Peace_man2006-10-30 11:56:00
              Me, finding the time, or them finding the time? by esbita2006-10-30 12:11:34
                Maybe we are getting spoiled here. by Peace_man2006-10-30 12:23:24
                  Perhaps it is the people DYING. by BloodyViking2006-10-30 15:33:18
                  The Old Grey Lady has done several stories. by esbita2006-10-30 12:31:10
                    No doubt. I still have a philosophical reason by Peace_man2006-10-30 12:43:24
                      So long as they're not captive audience, sure. by esbita2006-10-30 12:55:01
                        If you can't trust your government, then by Peace_man2006-10-30 13:16:54
                          To trust ANY government is foolish. by esbita2006-10-30 13:21:10
                Addendum by esbita2006-10-30 12:18:48
                  I'm in agreement. by Illiad2006-10-30 12:24:45
          You need by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 11:25:08
        Oh, for pete's sake by zelda2006-10-30 10:42:52
          This reminds me of a great Twilight Zone by Illiad2006-10-30 10:56:44
            good one, thank you Illiad by zoxer2006-10-30 11:11:28
        No one said there was not anything wrong with the by lab rat2006-10-30 10:42:07
        I hope that's meant sarcastically by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 10:33:17
        Go fluffy pink bunny yourself. (n/t) by Phoon2006-10-30 10:33:07
          I second that Imperito. by NemoHac2006-10-30 14:37:16
        I can only assume... by Illiad2006-10-30 10:33:02
          Hey now! by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 10:34:57
      Sometimes it is a choice by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 10:12:13
        I don't choose to be depressed... by decius2006-10-30 14:58:16
          I wish I'd be manic once in a while. by Phoon2006-10-30 15:01:37
        It seems that you're describing by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 10:17:23
      I suppose you could say by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 09:54:56
        that's feeling depressed by zoxer2006-10-30 10:18:06
          Yes, but by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 10:20:38
    You do realise that depression is not anyone's by lab rat2006-10-30 09:47:01
  Depression is caused by a chemical by lab rat2006-10-30 09:40:45
    "I used to think that every day I woke up... by Phoon2006-10-30 09:47:14
  A corollary comes to mind... by esbita2006-10-30 09:39:55
    Since the original poster ASKED by esbita2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Well said. by zelda2006-10-30 11:54:36
        That's what I am assuming as well. by esbita2006-10-30 12:04:41
          Heh. Is that partly in reference to my email by theanomaly2006-10-30 12:10:06
            No, don't think so... (n/t) by esbita2006-10-30 12:13:23
      grin by vetitice2006-10-30 11:19:40
      Thank you (n/t) by zoxer2006-10-30 11:16:00
      I had not been aware of dennismv's orientation by cptspith2006-10-30 11:15:01
    do tell... (n/t) by lab rat2006-10-30 09:41:33
      *buys the rat a drink* (n/t) by theanomaly2006-10-30 09:42:45
        Uh, thank you.. You do realise it is 11:45 AM here (n/t) by lab rat2006-10-30 09:43:56
          The sun's over the yardarm. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-10-30 09:49:20
            In that case...*drink, drink, drink* (n/t) by lab rat2006-10-30 10:06:03
          Actually, theanomaly *owes* you a drink by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 09:46:11
          Assuming it is alcoholic? Says something, you know by theanomaly2006-10-30 09:44:56
            I was born and raised in New Orleans by lab rat2006-10-30 09:49:28
              Can't you just get over that? by theanomaly2006-10-30 09:56:50
                New Orleans is not just a place, it is a by lab rat2006-10-30 10:04:10
                no comment (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-10-30 10:03:52
                  WE want a comment!!! by lab rat2006-10-30 10:05:13
        Is the jinx rule case insensitive? by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 09:43:50
    Do tell... by theanomaly2006-10-30 09:41:20
      Ohgoodlordjustpostitalready! by Egaeus2006-10-30 10:40:13
      me too by dennismv2006-10-30 10:37:22
        Gee, I was just gonna let it go... by cptspith2006-10-30 10:40:55
      email sent. by esbita2006-10-30 09:52:28
        Me too. by lab rat2006-10-30 10:07:40
          I sent to the one in your diary. (n/t) by esbita2006-10-30 10:23:42
        "Please add me to your mailing list." by Phoon2006-10-30 09:53:23
          Done. (n/t) by esbita2006-10-30 09:58:23
            Thanks, replied. (n/t) by shorty822006-10-30 10:08:15
          Same here please. by shorty822006-10-30 09:54:28
            Me, too, por favor. (n/t) by Narc2006-10-30 12:26:37
              Oh, nevermind. by Narc2006-10-30 12:28:26
      me too (n/t) by voxwoman2006-10-30 09:42:50
  you can do it. but telling it is no help by zoxer2006-10-30 09:39:37
    Have a read of parts of 'Man's Search for Meaning' by theanomaly2006-10-30 09:48:48
      it proves , that fortitude can overcome . by zoxer2006-10-30 10:11:17
        Doh! Meant depression, not 'mental illnesses'. by theanomaly2006-10-30 10:24:52
          Source? by decius2006-10-30 14:01:09
    you can leave your moods behind? (n/t) by voxwoman2006-10-30 09:42:08
      bad mood? yes.... You can't? ;-) by zoxer2006-10-30 10:02:36
  Are you under the impression it would work? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 09:39:04
  It'd be nice if that worked by leistico2006-10-30 09:35:27
    Some treat it as as a source of inspiration by kyrasantae2006-10-30 10:01:04
      The depression that is creative is not the true by Phoon2006-10-30 10:11:09
  because it's an actual condition by voxwoman2006-10-30 09:32:28
    Yep, People with chronic depression can suck by lab rat2006-10-30 10:02:33
      I only like dark chocolate with peppermint (n/t) by fitzso2006-10-30 16:52:14
  For the same reason you don't by Lady-Luna2006-10-30 09:31:36
  You can. by vetitice2006-10-30 09:30:18
  Is this a practical question where you think by hadji2006-10-30 09:29:17
    questions by dennismv2006-10-30 11:11:39
      It's very simple. Chemistry by volg2006-10-30 13:29:00
Is it me, or is Sinfest having trouble? (n/t) by Klaranth2006-10-30 09:20:58
Army Tones Down Drill Sergeants by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Did you ever see "Biloxi Blues"? by kelli2172006-10-30 14:43:25
    The difference is... by Phoon2006-10-30 22:16:33
  I vaguely agree with the idea. by Tomo2006-10-30 12:23:41
  The Army needs a different poduct... by basher202006-10-30 10:33:55
    eh ... I don't disagree as to the content, just by subbywan2006-10-30 10:41:59
      do you realy think that a person is learning the by zoxer2006-10-30 11:51:57
        depends on the DI and the yelling. by subbywan2006-10-30 12:06:55
          never noticed that by zoxer2006-10-30 14:25:19
  Nowhere does it say they are lessening the by crankshaft-jr2006-10-30 10:11:49
  It's not a promising trend. by Peace_man2006-10-30 09:22:06
    I doubt it has much to do with current situation by DesertRat662006-10-30 09:31:35
  HURRAH! We save 7% of recruits from washing out. by subbywan2006-10-30 08:53:08
    Or with their commanders by DesertRat662006-10-30 08:58:32
      Dear god no by subbywan2006-10-30 09:08:40
        My son is in USMC Reserves by gregg_hughes2006-10-30 09:16:08
          There's a difference between "tough" and by subbywan2006-10-30 09:29:35
            Dad talks of his time in Navy boot camp. by Phoon2006-10-30 11:57:52
              My Dad went though when they could. by lheggland2006-10-30 14:34:50
              Crap, hit the wrong button. by Phoon2006-10-30 11:58:54
            Toughest thing about AF boot is by DesertRat662006-10-30 09:38:47
  I agree. by varikin2006-10-30 08:50:22
Okay. I've figured out how to have to have a by ChuckAB2006-10-30 08:37:30
  I managed it once... by andyz2006-10-30 09:08:54
  Not like that. It's a header by hobbs2006-10-30 09:08:00
    That was what I was getting, but ... by ChuckAB2006-10-30 09:23:12
      Wrap your target file in an HTML or by andyz2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Depends by hobbs2006-10-30 09:38:12
Hex - BBC by Havoc2006-10-30 08:35:15
"Election Consultants" by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What terrorist created this? by Peace_man2006-10-30 09:29:30
  That's really very good. by JimK2006-10-30 08:45:45
  Yesterdays FoxTrot was pretty good by Spiff2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yup, that Foxtrot was great. (n/t) by Ravenlock2006-10-30 11:49:15
  Someone has to say it. by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Wait a minute, there is some hope after all. by theanomaly2006-10-30 08:38:43
Them: Will it work? by hadji2006-10-30 08:17:46
  Just goes to show, doesn't it? by Peace_man2006-10-30 09:32:33
  The best part about this . . . by hadji2006-10-30 09:31:08
  :) nice monolog. by gak2006-10-30 08:57:23
  Priceless! (No pun intended)..(n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2006-10-30 08:42:20
Interesting: thread patterns in e-mail lists. by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
Tilda Swinton played Jadis in... by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 08:12:20
  Also played the angel Gabriel by hyzenthlay2006-10-30 08:38:13
  There are more than one movie adaptations? (n/t) by vdp2006-10-30 08:14:10
    At least three I can think of by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 08:20:49
    Yep (n/t) by dodrian2006-10-30 08:16:25
Question for Active Directory folks by romandas2006-10-30 08:11:09
VP Cheney invites Terrorist Leaders to Pool Party by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Please let him fall in with the sharks.... by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
    One small issue by DesertRat662006-10-30 08:36:01
      I'll take your word for it that he doesn't. by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Could be a non-issue by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
Back from the convention. by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  for philcon by Nightwind2006-10-30 16:00:03
  (Hopping up & down, waving hands) OH! OH! ME, ME! by shadowsystems2006-10-30 09:29:11
  That game is a BLAST! to play with a by Classic_Jon2006-10-30 08:10:32
ATTN German UFies / UFies who've been blackholed. by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Probably some mail virus? by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 09:10:21
    Scraping the archives. (n/t) by Myke2006-10-30 09:43:49
      Website DL software by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 10:10:35
        I've got lots of tricks. by Myke2006-10-30 10:56:48
          Heh. Then you propably don't need by aix tom2006-10-30 12:03:11
          I must admit by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 11:30:11
        Myke does a great job... by Illiad2006-10-30 10:38:10
          That guy last week... by Myke2006-10-30 10:58:58
            Some people don't want to understand.. by roger G. rapid2006-10-31 01:10:42
  Scraping problem again? (n/t) by Corvus_One2006-10-30 07:58:44
    Brutal. by Myke2006-10-30 08:03:17
      5000 times/hour!? by Corvus_One2006-10-30 08:11:58
        one or two... by Myke2006-10-30 08:14:51
          One or two? That's an understatement. by Corvus_One2006-10-30 08:33:18
Want some really scary stuff? by katull2006-10-30 07:43:04
  My laptop keyboard is _scary_ by hobbs2006-10-30 13:30:48
  And disturb the peacefull civilisation within? by Rogue19712006-10-30 08:29:34
  Forget it by VivianC2006-10-30 07:51:32
    That's why by SoylentGreen2006-10-30 08:20:00
      It was the keyboard of my laptop by katull2006-10-30 08:27:44
  Hence the do not feed the keyboard rule. :P (n/t) by Corvus_One2006-10-30 07:50:16
Stuttgart, Basel or Zurich? by JimK2006-10-30 07:29:20
  I guess Stuttgart... by KeineAhnung2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'll probably drive. by JimK2006-10-30 08:33:03
  I'd guess... by katull2006-10-30 07:36:50
I want that t-shirt! by Pandilex2006-10-30 07:27:07
  "Weed /'er" ? I know, not too funny (n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2006-10-30 08:44:41
    And the classic: I'm in a 10der mood today by Esteis2006-10-30 08:48:25
  "Chitty-chitty-!-!" would be cool, too. (n/t) by Esteis2006-10-30 07:36:40
Scary pre-Halloween moment by DesertRat662006-10-30 06:58:20
  just a guess.... by unjust2006-10-30 08:17:43
  did that trouble with the cop bringing him home by emlaabs2006-10-30 08:07:57
    Yeah by DesertRat662006-10-30 08:22:18
New bash-scripting question... by resc2006-10-30 06:49:26
  The short answer is: by volg2006-10-30 08:43:18
  Ok, that looked silly... by resc2006-10-30 06:51:04
    I think it's done with ANSI escape codes by Stuka2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Or you could just hack it with \b by Alcyone2006-10-30 08:58:11
        Or better yet: by Talchas2006-10-30 12:44:55
It's Not halloween yet... by mootion2006-10-30 06:38:24
  *booh!* by madjo2006-10-30 06:49:50
If you tell someone to write an article on bird by lucidpsyche2006-10-30 06:31:03
  I don't understand any of that, but you're welcome (n/t) by kelli2172006-10-30 07:55:32
  You are welcome, I will be sure not to do that. :) (n/t) by NDwight2006-10-30 06:59:18
*Stares suspiciously at physics work* (n/t) by dodrian2006-10-30 06:24:02
  Adds an infinitely fast Train from by Classic_Jon2006-10-30 08:15:35
    My favorite by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 09:03:53
      What time will they reach Phoenix? (n/t) by skern2006-10-30 10:32:56
      That's so bizzare by Eternal_Newbie2006-10-30 09:37:47
        Hehe. And from a relative position by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 09:45:29
          Lightspeed :) (n/t) by Narc2006-10-30 12:08:27
            Bingo :) (n/t) by roger G. rapid2006-10-31 09:01:15
  *stares suspiciously back* (n/t) by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 06:31:49
    *Integrates MatthewDBA incorrectly* (n/t) by dodrian2006-10-30 06:34:12
      That's only because by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 06:51:24
        an unsmooth interval? (n/t) by basher202006-10-30 08:09:48
          Actually by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 08:31:27
Shouldn't that be "caret-top" by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Uh, yeah? by aLPHa_LeaK2006-10-30 06:26:41
    a bad pun for a bad comedian by voxwoman2006-10-30 06:52:56
      Rude, and apparently addicted to plastic surgery? by kelli2172006-10-30 07:57:00
        Maybe he was in a horrible disfiguring by voxwoman2006-10-30 09:27:02
  No, the strip is correct. by Didactylos2006-10-30 06:25:15
    Hmm, perhaps it's a subjective issue by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 06:28:49
      It works best by Didactylos2006-10-30 06:33:22
        Nonsense. by Esteis2006-10-30 07:00:41
          Explaining jokes by cptspith2006-10-30 09:47:16
            Indeed... by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 09:55:44
      Except that the joke is primarily by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 06:30:48
        Except that the joke is primarily by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 06:35:45
          I think the spelling in the word balloons by cptspith2006-10-30 08:06:27
            Did I sleep through UF becoming Slashdot? by hadji2006-10-30 08:24:12
  And now for the mandatory typo corrections by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 06:18:43
It's new! It's Shiny! it's what you asked for! by uf_dpc2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *Bows for Hieraco* by inkey2006-10-30 11:10:38
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
*mutter, mutter* Perl. by Narc2006-10-30 05:28:10
  Are you using taint mode? by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 07:21:21
    Who said it was a web application?! (n/t) by Narc2006-10-30 08:28:33
      What else is PHP used for? by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 09:38:19
        Other uses of PHP by isaac13572006-10-30 10:55:53
        I was using it for rapid script development, by Narc2006-10-30 10:00:48
    I should probably be more clear on something by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 07:29:24
  Perl is quite nice. by Pic2006-10-30 06:15:50
    compared to... by langly2006-10-30 08:12:25
      Compared to C it's quite nice as well. by Pic2006-10-30 08:37:21
        can't quite agree by langly2006-10-30 10:13:08
        true but... by isaac13572006-10-30 08:42:45
          Which is completely irrelevant in 99% of tasks by hobbs2006-10-30 19:50:52
    How do you ever get anything done? by Narc2006-10-30 07:04:03
      You haven't been looking by hobbs2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Makes sense. by Narc2006-10-30 11:56:48
          Oh and, defusing any possible bad feelings by hobbs2006-10-30 16:51:40
            'Sokay, brain auto-filled that anyway. ;) (n/t) by Narc2006-10-30 16:54:42
      How do you get anything done in anything else? by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 07:23:54
        But surely you have to quote and escape by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 07:29:47
          Waaay less often by hobbs2006-10-30 09:20:56
          I use here documents a lot by SnappingTurtle2006-10-30 07:42:49
            I'm not seeing a huge difference... by isaac13572006-10-30 08:32:26
            I have no problems with it by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 08:15:12
  why the *mutter*? by c3po2006-10-30 05:37:06
    Because I like PHP! by Narc2006-10-30 07:01:29
      Modules could be better organized in Perl by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well done boink! (n/t) by manxmania2006-10-30 13:01:18
    *happy dance* by boink2006-10-30 14:14:12
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
Attack without warning by veran2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's just barbaric. If the Pakistani government by Peace_man2006-10-30 06:59:48
    While I disapprove of this attack, I should... by Nath32006-10-30 10:09:43
    They can't arrest them. by VivianC2006-10-30 07:08:01
      Or seeded by DesertRat662006-10-30 07:16:45
  Most certianly by DesertRat662006-10-30 06:57:20
    probably something to do with their forces by unjust2006-10-30 08:41:29
      Possibly by DesertRat662006-10-30 09:03:13
  guilty until proven...dead ? by Cokish2006-10-30 06:11:11
  a warning like: "Get the RPGs ready we're coming.. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-10-30 05:40:41
  Wasn't it "students"... by Baywolfe2006-10-30 05:28:52
    I don't buy person in school= by gak2006-10-30 05:46:08
      The army or whatever by hagar2006-10-30 06:06:51
        check out any dictatorship around the world by gak2006-10-30 08:49:05
        "Must have" by kelli2172006-10-30 08:01:14
        Pervez Musharraf is a dictator. by Pic2006-10-30 06:18:12
          I dont think so by hagar2006-10-30 06:22:49
            Trouble is, this sort of thing -creates- by wwill2006-10-30 07:01:46
            My (limited) understanding by Stuka2006-10-30 06:36:01
              It did, once upon a time. by Nath32006-10-30 10:06:53
  that makes sense by hagar2006-10-30 05:10:44
  I would send them a warning first.... by buzzin2006-10-30 04:49:55
    I said across her nose, not up it! by imperito2006-10-30 05:05:40
      I did sir! He's my cousin. (n/t) by dodrian2006-10-30 05:10:35
        Who's he!? (n/t) by resc2006-10-30 06:10:34
          "He's an a3hole, sir." by Phoon2006-10-30 09:41:02
          He's an as*ole by RolfT2006-10-30 08:24:51
            I knew it! by Phoon2006-10-30 09:36:04
              Keep firing by DesertRat662006-10-30 09:40:20
    Bow. by Didactylos2006-10-30 05:00:45
Excellent news at work. by Jeff_UK2006-10-30 04:19:21
  superb! (n/t) by zeitnot2006-10-30 04:36:06
W:ET Bar by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
Does Illiad have surveillance cameras in my house? by voxwoman2006-10-30 03:57:25
  No. You have a spy. by roger G. rapid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Like YouTube cares ....... (n/t) by klar_at_work2006-10-30 05:03:50
    No but the kids (or their parents) might! (n/t) by voxwoman2006-10-30 06:22:27
advice required by waveydavey2006-10-30 03:15:55
  vi ;) (n/t) by isaac13572006-10-30 09:27:05
  Layout? by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 04:49:28
  Textpad and a browser by Spisefisken2006-10-30 03:45:33
    ayup. (n/t) by unjust2006-10-30 08:10:47
    put a 5 second meta refresh in the html by Jeff_UK2006-10-30 04:00:52
      Ooooh! I like it! :) (n/t) by theanomaly2006-10-30 08:34:06
42.2km. . . by daswife2006-10-30 02:52:29
  An average of... by firehawk2006-10-30 06:33:31
    In running... by cptspith2006-10-30 08:20:19
    Or nearly by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 07:02:04
  42200000 ................ milli meters ! (n/t) by Cokish2006-10-30 05:59:39
  No faith needed on my part - your ability shows by romandas2006-10-30 05:11:47
  ahhh...so you were one of the people they warned by buzzin2006-10-30 04:56:08
  congratulations! by madjo2006-10-30 04:55:30
  Wow.... by esbita2006-10-30 04:46:25
  Owwie...! by OsteSpiser2006-10-30 04:42:01
  cool! by chaotic2006-10-30 04:17:05
  I'm planning on a 'half marathon' next year. by Jeff_UK2006-10-30 04:17:05
  sweet! by elaine2006-10-30 03:40:37
  You go, girl! by krikkert2006-10-30 03:04:48
  3 out of 3, very good. Congratulations. (n/t) by vectorz2006-10-30 02:58:45
  Woot! by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 02:58:10
    s/crows/crowns (n/t) by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 03:00:17
Hickory -dickory-dock, by SnArL2006-10-30 02:17:17
  Old Mother Hubbard by basher202006-10-30 14:07:36
  All these poems are making me want a drink by skern2006-10-30 10:30:43
  Little Miss Muffet by LSU_Frodin2006-10-30 09:07:01
  Mary had a little lamb by divinar2006-10-30 07:28:55
    Two cases of gluttony. by Esteis2006-10-30 07:50:35
  Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon by treehugger2006-10-30 06:12:16
  <friday> Jack and Jill.. by OsteSpiser2006-10-30 04:45:02
    Yet another one by UGuardian2006-10-30 05:41:03
      And another by UGuardian2006-10-30 05:46:23
        I think by Didactylos2006-10-30 05:59:12
          It is. (n/t) by Phoon2006-10-30 06:35:00
    Mary had a little sheep, by Phoon2006-10-30 05:27:33
  Three old favorites: by UGuardian2006-10-30 03:17:37
    Mary had a little lamb by Tourne2006-10-30 03:50:38
      That one was the best so far =) (n/t) by resc2006-10-30 04:09:54
  what time is it, when your clock strikes thirteen? by madjo2006-10-30 03:09:47
  Hickory Dickory Dock by waveydavey2006-10-30 03:05:08
    Hickory Dickory Dock! by Phoon2006-10-30 03:07:01
    another ... sorry by waveydavey2006-10-30 03:06:26
      This oned had me LO-very-L, nice one. (n/t) by Sharku2006-10-30 03:15:56
        WaveyDavey bows. Thankee, thankee ... (n/t) by waveydavey2006-10-30 03:19:39
bash-scripting help by resc2006-10-30 02:02:11
  Wildcarding versus Regular Expression by Cokish2006-10-30 02:52:29
    Helpfull atleast by resc2006-10-30 03:08:05
      Yes. bash (ls like commands) use wildcarding by Cokish2006-10-30 03:28:54
  grep "[0-9]+\.[0-9]+\.[0-9]+" by ttlogic2006-10-30 02:17:13
  grep syntax by c3po2006-10-30 02:09:33
    yes, but I don't want the path... by resc2006-10-30 02:25:51
  I'm not too sure what exactly you need? by Sharku2006-10-30 02:07:39
    the filename is 1.2.3 and that's what I'm after. (n/t) by resc2006-10-30 02:21:27
      In that case, see anonymouse's 2nd reply. (n/t) by Sharku2006-10-30 02:32:42
        ok, only one problem... by resc2006-10-30 02:40:16
          Didn't notice that until after hitting submit. by Sharku2006-10-30 03:09:09
            that still leaves me with the path though... by resc2006-10-30 03:16:08
              man basename (n/t) by Sharku2006-10-30 03:17:19
                That did it! Thanks all for helping... =) (n/t) by resc2006-10-30 03:44:37
  man find by anymouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Guess: by anymouse2006-10-30 02:13:53
Attn: people who have been referees by purplepineapple2006-10-30 01:33:45
  Here, have a real answer. by krikkert2006-10-30 02:05:23
    Hmm ok. by purplepineapple2006-10-30 02:09:24
  Firstly, Good luck... by urbanmyth2006-10-30 01:57:30
    Thanks! by purplepineapple2006-10-30 02:06:46
      In my experience... by urbanmyth2006-10-30 02:17:19
        I have only given away verbal references by Spisefisken2006-10-30 02:28:57
        Oh, ok! by purplepineapple2006-10-30 02:22:37
          Ah... by urbanmyth2006-10-30 02:52:04
  References? by krikkert2006-10-30 01:47:47
    Thanks for pointing it out, so *I* didn't get stab by klar_at_work2006-10-30 01:56:24
      Don't worry, I only stab krikkert by purplepineapple2006-10-30 02:08:04
    Referee = person who supplies reference by purplepineapple2006-10-30 01:50:00
      Hm. by krikkert2006-10-30 01:54:12
        *eats krikkert* by klar_at_work2006-10-30 01:57:04
          In family cannibalism? :o *runs, fast* (n/t) by afterburner2006-10-30 01:58:07
          *eats klaranth* by krikkert2006-10-30 01:57:32
            Hm, a perpetum eat- obile. (n/t) by vectorz2006-10-30 02:04:12
              Hmmm... by urbanmyth2006-10-30 02:18:13
              Determine the language. by krikkert2006-10-30 02:11:30
                Other languages.... by firehawk2006-10-30 06:37:41
                Bastardized latin: by vectorz2006-10-30 02:24:07
                jabberwocky (n/t) by madjo2006-10-30 02:14:24
      Wouldn't that be the referrer? (n/t) by Phoon2006-10-30 01:53:04
        Meh. by purplepineapple2006-10-30 01:54:49
          Fancy application forms almost always use by magixtechnica2006-10-30 01:57:47
SOTM: Not an addict. by Sharku2006-10-30 01:14:13
  s/you the trickle/you by the trickle/ (n/t) by Sharku2006-10-30 01:19:16
  That's a great song by madjo2006-10-30 01:16:10
    't Is and they were. by Sharku2006-10-30 01:21:18
      There's a lot of great music coming from Belgium. by ttlogic2006-10-30 01:42:31
        Hooverphonic is also from Belgium, right? by madjo2006-10-30 01:49:16
          Laïs and Admiral Freebie for me. by Esteis2006-10-30 07:40:35
            Ooh Lais, yes they are also yummy by madjo2006-10-30 09:51:12
          Yup. They're Belgian too. by Sharku2006-10-30 02:00:07
            Sounds nice :) by ttlogic2006-10-30 02:10:00
              Front 242, Lords of Acid, Praga Khan... by Sharku2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Thank you. by ttlogic2006-10-30 02:46:50
                  You're welcome. (n/t) by Sharku2006-10-30 03:36:32
          Oooh yes. Good one. (n/t) by ttlogic2006-10-30 01:59:22
      you have good reason by madjo2006-10-30 01:42:03
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Obviously it's something to do with a clock. by kelli2172006-10-30 12:54:51
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by treehugger2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *curls up on the couch* (n/t) by vampire2006-10-30 08:09:15
    *tilts head up and peers around* by vampire2006-10-30 08:59:59
      *brings tea* by Esteis2006-10-30 13:37:43
  *limps in* by Pyxidragon2006-10-30 06:45:37
    What's up, honey? by treehugger2006-10-30 07:13:42
  Rrrrrrrrrr by Hactar the Uhhh2006-10-30 04:54:29
    {{{Hactar}}} by Pyxidragon2006-10-30 07:12:02
      Thanks:) by Hactar the Uhhh2006-10-30 08:40:42
    Whoa — congrats on getting out of that pickle! (n/t) by Esteis2006-10-30 07:09:31
      Thanks:) (n/t) by Hactar the Uhhh2006-10-30 08:41:09
    My oh my! by esbita2006-10-30 05:33:59
      Thanks:) by Hactar the Uhhh2006-10-30 06:22:27
    Oh dear me. by treehugger2006-10-30 05:06:24
      Indeed by Hactar the Uhhh2006-10-30 05:19:43
  Rrrrgh. BAS please. (n/t) by esbita2006-10-30 04:47:16
    *serves BAS* by XndeX2006-10-30 05:01:59
      Thanks. Mondays are Evil.... (n/t) by esbita2006-10-30 05:34:59
  *wanders in* by XndeX2006-10-30 04:11:54
    Morning XndeX by treehugger2006-10-30 04:14:48
      Strange how colds work. by XndeX2006-10-30 04:21:04
  I have a hole in my arm. by JimK2006-10-30 03:23:53
    Nasty nurse. How would they like it? by treehugger2006-10-30 04:03:22
      Poorly, but in what way is not known. by JimK2006-10-30 04:21:24
        I hope they find out what it is quickly by treehugger2006-10-30 04:23:01
  Good morning all! by Electric Storm2006-10-30 02:22:59
    *serves iced tea* by treehugger2006-10-30 04:02:48
  struggling to stay awake, by magixtechnica2006-10-30 02:08:16
    You could hug her feet... by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 03:19:02
      Heh; methinks I'll take BOTH by magixtechnica2006-10-30 03:38:11
        o.O *jumps back* by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 08:05:25
  Good morning by vectorz2006-10-30 01:51:09
    *serves GAP to the terrace* by treehugger2006-10-30 01:54:19
      Quite so... by vectorz2006-10-30 02:00:43
  G'Day, treehugger by afterburner2006-10-30 01:44:20
    *serves BAS* by treehugger2006-10-30 01:45:26
      *sips BAS* by afterburner2006-10-30 01:47:21
  Canned sleep, please! by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 01:04:34
    *Snorlax - Sleep... in a can* by madjo2006-10-30 01:07:50
      and of course by madjo2006-10-30 04:41:33
    *serves can of zzzzzz* by treehugger2006-10-30 01:06:31
    Nyet! The sleep! She is mine! (n/t) by raptillicus2006-10-30 01:05:59
  morning Treehugger by BatGirl19822006-10-30 00:54:48
    *steals BatGirl away* by krikkert2006-10-30 00:58:13
      wow krikkert by BatGirl19822006-10-30 01:00:36
        Bah. by krikkert2006-10-30 01:14:08
          can you send me by BatGirl19822006-10-30 01:32:35
            Of course. by krikkert2006-10-30 01:46:54
              :0 this is a weird day off, as far as they go by BatGirl19822006-10-30 07:18:46
    *serves large BAS* by treehugger2006-10-30 00:57:28
      almost by BatGirl19822006-10-30 00:59:13
        Best wishes for a full recovery! (n/t) by treehugger2006-10-30 01:01:21
          thanks, should be fine now by BatGirl19822006-10-30 01:02:15
            Whoops! The stoves! by treehugger2006-10-30 01:05:42
              yeeey! by BatGirl19822006-10-30 01:10:40
  Good morning! by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 00:54:37
    *serves a GAP specially designed for welcoming by treehugger2006-10-30 00:56:48
      =) Nice GAP. by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 01:05:21
  {{{treehugger}}} by Narc2006-10-30 00:47:51
    *serves BAS for commute* by treehugger2006-10-30 00:56:09
      Thank you, by Narc2006-10-30 05:24:02
  There are not enough fuzzies in the universe by raptillicus2006-10-30 00:46:35
    {{{raptillicus}}} by treehugger2006-10-30 00:55:46
      Let's fuzzy up the pool and throw him in... (n/t) by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 01:08:39
    {{{raptillicus}}} by BatGirl19822006-10-30 00:53:16
      I weighed the books I got from the library by raptillicus2006-10-30 01:03:30
        And the not sleeping thing makes me cranky... by raptillicus2006-10-30 01:05:31
          awww honey by BatGirl19822006-10-30 01:12:46
This comic reminds me of something. by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
Comment Board Trivia by count_02006-10-30 00:11:56
  New Question: by dodrian2006-10-30 00:15:22
    As best I can while keeping my head down. by hieraco2006-10-30 00:19:20
      a LOT by archnerd2006-10-30 00:48:35
        Congress by magixtechnica2006-10-30 01:03:43
          "Agra" means "land or fields", thus by Arman X2006-10-30 12:23:40
          They're against by MatthewDBA2006-10-30 06:25:02
          Consolidated Agricultural Products (n/t) by basher202006-10-30 06:23:08
          Spanish? by Plasma2006-10-30 06:06:07
          all your base (n/t) by voxwoman2006-10-30 03:49:26
ATTN: Myke by c3po2006-10-30 00:11:21
  i come from TDialin by stacato2006-10-30 04:51:23
    ahh... by c3po2006-10-30 05:30:56
      I deleted the blackhole 'round midnight UTC. (n/t) by Myke2006-10-30 07:29:52
  Yeah, let us in please. by aix tom2006-10-30 00:51:16
    I used a public proxy in the U.S. by c3po2006-10-30 00:54:06
      I dialed into work for a few looks. by aix tom2006-10-30 01:09:27
        Yes please. by Myke2006-10-30 07:31:41
Repost: I wasn't convinced by PSYCHOI3OY2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Repost: Visit the UF_DPC diary and learn how by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
LOCTSSOTM by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: Everyone who was wondering where I've been by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 00:02:56
Translations by Nea2006-10-30 00:01:01
  Suomi - Finnish by Pmn2006-10-30 02:44:06
    Korjaus kuvaan 2 by Pmn2006-10-30 07:17:09
  Dutch / Nederlands TLP (n/t) by madjo2006-10-30 00:51:48
    Door MadJo by madjo2006-10-30 00:52:19
      Twee semi-verbeteringen by Esteis2006-10-30 07:18:45
        Esteis for teh win :P (n/t) by Mtijn2006-10-30 14:07:14
      kruis gorden ? by Cokish2006-10-30 01:37:56
        Ik kruis Gordon liever niet ;) by madjo2006-10-30 01:44:29
      Allerheiligen by klaasb2006-10-30 00:57:52
        *dom moment van de dag* by madjo2006-10-30 01:47:07
        St. Maarten is 11 november! :) by madjo2006-10-30 01:19:05
          Allerheiligen = 1 november. by Sharku2006-10-30 01:24:11
            Zeker by madjo2006-10-30 01:45:20
  deutsch/german tlp (n/t) by c3po2006-10-30 00:39:23
    von c3po by c3po2006-10-30 00:41:36
      Darum "Hallowe'en": by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 23:56:12
      Erklaerung by anniyka2006-10-30 01:19:10
        Danke. by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 01:31:20
        danke, hab ich schon kapiert, war nur by c3po2006-10-30 01:22:23
          ... schon klar ... :) by anniyka2006-10-30 01:25:21
            btw... where is your diary... and tlp by c3po2006-10-30 01:28:24
            argl by anniyka2006-10-30 01:26:15
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  the number you dialed is no longer in service (n/t by RunNeoRun2006-10-31 02:03:50
  The reason for being by toysbfun2006-10-30 21:09:02
  I am now obsolete. (n/t) by Arivia2006-10-30 21:03:30
  God's signature by sstacks2006-10-30 18:38:44
  The message isn't in the background radiation by archnerd2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ummm... All your base are belong to us? ;P (n/t) by isaac13572006-10-30 14:14:47
  "So this guy with a pink hat enters a bar and..." (n/t) by ppyo2006-10-30 13:25:37
  "This site under contruction...(sorta)" (n/t) by ppyo2006-10-30 13:17:54
  "Thanks for using Windoze v. -0.00000001..." (n/t) by ppyo2006-10-30 13:16:46
  Shut that thing off, right now!! by Audio2006-10-30 11:03:25
  The solution is left as an exercize for the reader (n/t) by skern2006-10-30 10:23:23
    "s" not "z" by skern2006-10-30 10:25:17
  Erleichda (n/t) by skern2006-10-30 10:22:24
  No user-serviceable parts inside. (n/t) by andyz2006-10-30 08:48:05
    Or outside. ;-) (n/t) by Audio2006-10-30 10:53:33
  "Note to self: ask A. for M.E. n. wed." (n/t) by Esteis2006-10-30 08:29:41
  The Copyright Notice (n/t) by rdarsey2006-10-30 06:27:55
  Wish you were here. (n/t) by Glytch782006-10-30 05:01:20
  "This page intentionally left blank." (n/t) by esbita2006-10-30 04:58:28
  I think we would see... by madjo2006-10-30 04:44:45
  It changes constantly, once someone determines by Havoc2006-10-30 04:44:01
    ...and one by one, without any fuss, by Havoc2006-10-30 04:47:01
      That was a GREAT story. (n/t) by divinar2006-10-30 07:14:07
  TANSTAAFL (n/t) by romandas2006-10-30 04:30:30
  "Psych!" by IByte2006-10-30 04:07:18
  Restarting.... please wait...... (n/t) by Tourne2006-10-30 03:47:26
  "Universe 1.0" n/t by e_bar_goum2006-10-30 03:21:33
    What makes you assume this is 1.0 :-) (n/t) by dodrian2006-10-30 03:43:16
      cos it certainly aint good enough to be anything by e_bar_goum2006-10-30 04:38:10
        So maybe is 0.0.1 alpha? (n/t) by ppyo2006-10-30 13:20:48
  "Kilroy was here" (n/t) by Beorn_dk2006-10-30 02:42:22
  ACHTUNG! by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 02:24:54
    *snerk* *guffaw* by krikkert2006-10-30 03:06:33
  E=m * c^2 + P by madjo2006-10-30 02:22:19
  Version 0.1zh (n/t) by urbanmyth2006-10-30 02:00:14
  "Those responsible for the cancellation of by magixtechnica2006-10-30 01:49:18
    P.S., this message will be replaced with something by magixtechnica2006-10-30 02:01:40
  This is not the existence you're looking for. by dshade2006-10-30 01:35:43
  If you're able to read this, you're far too nosey. (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-10-30 01:09:07
  Disclaimer by oedlan2006-10-30 01:07:46
  // This is just temporary by madjo2006-10-30 01:04:50
    //***** Please Note ****** by aix tom2006-10-30 01:58:08
  Sorry we miss you by imWACC02006-10-30 01:03:24
  White noise. Then watch the attemps of decrypt :) (n/t) by parker2006-10-30 01:03:08
  If you can read this, you don't need glasses. (n/ (n/t) by ideur2006-10-30 01:00:48
  101010 (n/t) by klar_at_work2006-10-30 00:56:53
    Look two posts earlier... by roger G. rapid2006-11-19 12:55:59
      <Deleted><Deleted>2006-10-30 03:33:40
        Moderated: double post (n/t) by purplepineapple2006-10-30 03:33:50
        Mods? Hellup: double post. (n/t) by klar_at_work2006-10-30 03:21:22
      Great minds think alike. by klar_at_work2006-10-30 03:21:00
        :) This number is downright asking for duelity... (n/t) by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 07:16:06
  Feeling "down"? Viagrunt for only 3 plutons a tab. by manxmania2006-10-30 00:44:03
  101 or 010. by roger G. rapid2006-10-30 00:38:17
  Made in Taiwan (n/t) by littlesmith2006-10-30 00:35:36
  illegible scribble, 00 by vectorz2006-10-30 00:34:01
  "Did Iiii do thaaat?" </Urkel> (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-30 00:29:30
  GoogleUniverse Beta(R) (n/t) by Mtijn2006-10-30 00:28:33
  "Best Before: Homo Sapiens" (n/t) by add21k2006-10-30 00:26:43
  "Patent pending" (n/t) by Khaar2006-10-30 00:17:36
  "42", what else? :) (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2006-10-30 00:14:35
    "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?" (n/t) by dodrian2006-10-30 00:16:32
      The universe uses base 13? by raptor_872006-10-30 00:27:26
        Well yeah, haven't you read Sagan's Contact? (n/t) by dodrian2006-10-30 00:34:46
  A home video of the creation. by aix tom2006-10-30 00:12:49
  Ha ha, made ya look! (n/t) by RunNeoRun2006-10-30 00:12:01
  Here, hold mah beeh un watch this. (n/t) by Sharku2006-10-30 00:08:00
  P= \sigma A T^4 (n/t) by Tobias_E2006-10-30 00:04:06
    Not maxwell's equations? by raptor_872006-10-30 00:08:35
      radiation = temperature^4 — But how is that funny? by Esteis2006-10-30 06:58:51
        The cosmic microwave backgrournd is pretty much by raptor_872006-10-30 11:05:58
  "Eat at Joe's" (n/t) by ideur2006-10-30 00:03:18
  We apologize for the inconvinience. (n/t) by dodrian2006-10-30 00:02:18
    But you didn't steal their spelling :-) (n/t) by JimK2006-10-30 00:03:25
      Avoiding the copyright lawyers ;-) (n/t) by dodrian2006-10-30 00:04:27
  Comments... by raptor_872006-10-30 00:01:57
    A comment is an apology! by jmaxsohmer2006-10-30 00:04:54
  "Oops. Sorry." (n/t) by Illiad2006-10-30 00:01:10
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Balkikilledaduckwithachupacabraduringintermission by vectorz2006-10-30 00:01:53
    orange in IE6 (n/t) by chaotic2006-10-30 00:24:21
  Balkikilledaduckwithachupacabraduringintermission by JimK2006-10-30 00:01:36
    El chupacabra by vectorz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Balkikilledaduckwithachupacabraduringintermission by ideur2006-10-30 00:01:05

 

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