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Cartoon for Oct 21, 2006
Strip for Oct 21, 2006
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The Prestige is a very good movie by SnArL2006-10-21 23:18:06
"Statement of Duty" by purplepineapple2006-10-21 22:50:31
  Isn't that where you have to declare by fudje2006-10-21 23:22:46
    O.O (n/t) by purplepineapple2006-10-21 23:36:38
  what exactly do/did you do by Lady-Luna2006-10-21 23:19:27
    That's what my flatmate said. by purplepineapple2006-10-21 23:37:21
      Yeah. by Lady-Luna2006-10-21 23:53:34
Knuth Vol.1, to get or not to get ? by dennismv2006-10-21 22:43:45
  I've been glancing at it. by Nath32006-10-21 23:20:26
    I see ... by dennismv2006-10-22 00:36:38
  If possible, find somewhere to borrow it from :) (n/t) by hobbs2006-10-21 22:48:33
I got a new shiny!! by cptspith2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sweet! - Pimp your ride by hieraco2006-10-22 00:29:44
  Don't they still make those in Mexico? (n/t) by rhinobird2006-10-21 22:47:28
    Not any more by Control2006-10-21 23:04:24
    Not anymore by cptspith2006-10-21 23:04:01
Poor bugger. by Kickstart2006-10-21 21:34:18
  He's out on Big Salty in an *8-foot* boat? by nix2006-10-21 21:59:56
    snap flares. (n/t) by fudje2006-10-21 22:38:06
  Some kind of signalling light wasn't _mandatory_ ? by kahuana2006-10-21 21:38:56
    If I remember correctly... by Kickstart2006-10-21 21:42:42
Where can I get a *big* magnifying glass for craft by ag_wyvern2006-10-21 21:03:00
  Thanks all. by ag_wyvern2006-10-21 21:17:54
  Like this one? by shminux2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That site is just like Staples - want a post code by ChuckAB2006-10-21 21:11:06
      It accepts "H0H 0H0" for some reason... (n/t) by kahuana2006-10-21 21:18:50
        For those who don't know... by Arivia2006-10-21 21:22:23
          Cool! (n/t) by etwas_egal2006-10-21 21:29:32
          ... the North Pole is considered Canadian? (n/t) by Phoon2006-10-21 21:23:50
            The geomagnetic one is currently in Canada. by kahuana2006-10-21 21:31:15
            Canada would like to think so. by Arivia2006-10-21 21:29:35
              They're quite nice, actually. by ag_wyvern2006-10-21 21:33:27
                Probably only applies to domestic mail (n/t) by shminux2006-10-21 22:06:47
            Until US decides to occupy the North West Passage (n/t) by shminux2006-10-21 21:27:35
      I hate sites that do that with a passion. (n/t) by Scirocco2006-10-21 21:16:10
        What if they don't do it with any passion? by bimkins2006-10-21 22:36:38
  Try a google search for "magnifying light" by ChuckAB2006-10-21 21:08:47
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2006-10-21 21:00:01
If you like vampires, werewolves and by DrDeisel2006-10-21 20:27:03
DesertRat66 + Jericho = Darn You! by ag_wyvern2006-10-21 20:25:37
  I'm in the same boat, but up to Ep. 5 by theanomaly2006-10-21 22:20:30
Keep or Kill, tis the question by UGuardian2006-10-21 19:45:55
  There are so many forums out there already by Scirocco2006-10-21 20:25:53
  Does the site in general have traffic? by shminux2006-10-21 20:15:57
UFicle: New Beverage. Can you try it for us? by carthax2006-10-21 19:17:51
  What? no carrot juice? (n/t) by hieraco2006-10-22 00:25:32
  Hmmm actually would be pretty decent by Classic_Jon2006-10-21 20:35:48
  All I have is the Vodka... by lab rat2006-10-21 19:38:21
    Minus a few ingredients, but hey... by carthax2006-10-21 20:19:40
  Both sound disgusting. (n/t) by esbita2006-10-21 19:25:31
    No offense taken. ;-) (n/t) by carthax2006-10-21 19:33:55
      Not much for mixed drinks. by esbita2006-10-21 19:48:50
        It's cute and fluffy! :-D by carthax2006-10-21 20:19:05
Prop construction is coming along by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
Things you find in your back garden. by fudje2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cute! (n/t) by etwas_egal2006-10-21 21:06:55
  looks like a skink (n/t) by joecrouse2006-10-21 19:20:14
    Well, yes. by purplepineapple2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yeeesh by notdeadyet2006-10-21 20:46:12
        Recent snake bite near here by purplepineapple2006-10-21 22:00:25
On the previous topic of lyrics by cjolson1402006-10-21 18:00:24
M0re proof that gravity is evil by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I don't know . . . by hadji2006-10-21 19:18:28
    I first saw it on cnn but had to check with fox by lab rat2006-10-21 19:26:27
  Don't get any ideas! (n/t) by shminux2006-10-21 18:05:12
    Maybe when I get better. The staples come out by lab rat2006-10-21 18:09:27
      Ummm what did you actually do? I was in hospital by arcrider742006-10-21 21:29:13
        She answered the phone. by ag_wyvern2006-10-21 21:37:27
      *staples lab_rat to her bed" (n/t) by shminux2006-10-21 18:16:17
        Hey, that's not right! Keep yer swingline to by lab rat2006-10-21 18:18:35
  run.dll beat you to it... by CALL-1982006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oops. As an adrenaline junkie I "get it" by lab rat2006-10-21 18:07:24
      Man, I always wanted to bungee jump and sky-dive by shminux2006-10-21 18:23:53
        Sky diving is the best rush around. by arcrider742006-10-21 21:27:58
        Gliding is fun by Astro-g2006-10-21 18:49:48
          I wanna try that too. (n/t) by lab rat2006-10-21 19:24:35
HELP! Google is failing me! by calcrazy2006-10-21 17:41:03
  IIRC by UGuardian2006-10-21 17:44:57
    Drivespace is compression by CALL-1982006-10-21 17:47:56
  What operating system? by CALL-1982006-10-21 17:43:52
    For Linux by CALL-1982006-11-19 12:55:59
      It is being used in DOS by calcrazy2006-10-21 18:33:36
        This is exactly like the image process we use at w by radiowave9112006-10-21 18:47:09
        The network share is going to be by Classic_Jon2006-10-21 18:43:22
          The drive is getting system files already by calcrazy2006-10-21 19:21:03
            you are in a catch 22 then my friend by Classic_Jon2006-10-21 20:40:50
            A 2 MB ramdrive, by Narc2006-10-21 19:39:44
          You could also spread things out over by Classic_Jon2006-10-21 18:46:29
        Things you can try. by CALL-1982006-11-19 12:55:59
And an era is over ... by iarann2006-10-21 17:34:08
  "If the women don't find you handsome, by run.dll2006-10-21 18:17:59
The show must go on. by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, you have to understand... by firehawk2006-10-21 17:33:28
Can I buy pencils made of ebony? (n/t) by ihope1272006-10-21 16:56:51
Weird Photoshop "bug" by Illiad2006-10-21 16:15:11
  OT: Illiad, did you see this? by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
  What do you need the text tool for by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Look up. I like captions ;-) (n/t) by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 19:54:43
Song of the Moment by krikkert2006-10-21 16:08:25
  Pink Floyd - Money by DrDeisel2006-10-21 20:06:28
  Hurt - Johny Cash Cover by joecrouse2006-10-21 19:14:34
  Robin Trower : A little bit of Sympathy (n/t) by Havoc2006-10-21 17:29:46
  SOMyM: Das Ich - Kain Und Abel. by Sharku2006-10-21 17:09:39
  Iced Earth - I died for you by Bellator2006-10-21 16:28:07
    Those are *not* lyrics I expect from that band. (n (n/t) by Arivia2006-10-21 16:34:15
      It's from the album The Dark Saga by Bellator2006-10-21 16:37:26
        Weiiird. by Arivia2006-10-21 16:40:07
  SOT-fantasize-about-winning-the-lottery-M by Phoon2006-10-21 16:26:51
  Celtic Frost - Mesmerized by Arivia2006-10-21 16:12:01
    Veggie Tales - Love my Lips by dodrian2006-10-21 16:15:41
      ENOZ ft. Suzumiya Haruhi - God knows... by Tars_Tarkas2006-10-21 16:30:20
        I listen to "Last Piece", by Kirari, sometimes... by Phoon2006-10-21 17:52:19
        She was rather melancholy in that episode... (n/t) by raptor_872006-10-21 16:35:16
      The Chemical Brothers - Dream On by Arivia2006-10-21 16:23:22
        Veggie Tales - The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything by dodrian2006-10-21 16:26:18
          Poisonblack - Rush by Arivia2006-10-21 16:33:35
            Keeping up the pattern... by bwkaz2006-10-21 18:23:13
              Exodus - Deathamphetamine by Arivia2006-10-21 18:26:44
Quiz of the Moment by flatlander2006-10-21 15:58:18
  Oh, and an answer... by Stuka2006-10-21 18:59:43
  Because he wants to get the $*#! out of Texas? by fudje2006-10-21 18:37:26
    *hits fudje with a Texas-sized LART* by Stuka2006-10-21 18:59:21
  There is nothing quite as wonderful as money! (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-21 16:09:21
  Maybe he'd rather... ...just... sing! (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2006-10-21 16:00:47
    Or be a lumberjack? (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-21 16:11:28
    nyet by flatlander2006-10-21 16:03:03
      He hates Buddy Holly? (n/t) by Phoon2006-10-21 16:34:51
        I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be by flatlander2006-10-21 17:51:14
          Stones version is better. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-10-21 19:21:44
  Lack of party school status. (n/t) by Arivia2006-10-21 16:00:45
ATTN: McGowan & Jeff_UK by fitzso2006-10-21 15:57:09
"Shut up" "No, YOU Shut up!" by voxwoman2006-10-21 15:50:19
  Now probably isn't the right time, but.... by vetitice2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I don't really use patterns. by voxwoman2006-10-21 18:18:29
      Important not to use a bowler hat. by vetitice2006-10-21 18:47:39
  Labrynth == awesome! by Lady-Luna2006-10-21 15:55:33
And another... by Glum_Reaper2006-11-19 12:55:59
  39232, 27 max stage, best was 25. (n/t) by arktus2006-10-21 16:20:58
  27821, stage of count 30 by Nightwind2006-10-21 15:56:09
  Made it in 26 moves on my first try. :) (n/t) by Scirocco2006-10-21 15:27:23
  I got to the point where I had 33 moves and quit. by Narc2006-10-21 15:22:07
  4458 / 35 my best so far... (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2006-10-21 15:16:57
    I don't understand the game :-) by ag_wyvern2006-10-21 15:24:11
Wheee My first Photoshop project, A success by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  But I thought Photoshop was for... by Illiad2006-10-21 15:25:06
    Like she needs Photoshop to be undressed with by Bellator2006-10-21 15:48:08
    Hmmm I wonder..... by hieraco2006-10-21 15:41:41
    So that's where these strips of 'shopped Miranda by shminux2006-10-21 15:36:48
  Also done that many times in GIMP myself... by Glum_Reaper2006-10-21 15:19:19
    HA! yes, I wonder if I should submit that as a by hieraco2006-10-21 15:43:48
  Is possible in GIMP! by ideur2006-10-21 15:14:45
    Found it, It works *Cheers* by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
Nice little flash game. by Glum_Reaper2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I think my best so far is about 7 secs. (n/t) by firehawk2006-10-21 17:35:35
  You might wanna ID9K that... by Sharku2006-10-21 17:27:17
    I didn't know that... by Glum_Reaper2006-10-22 13:14:34
  33.213 sec (n/t) by Nightwind2006-10-21 15:34:19
    37.234 i think it's ttgtb (n/t) by Nightwind2006-10-21 15:36:39
      47.569 the message is PRICELESS (n/t) by Nightwind2006-10-21 15:40:39
        Aaaargh! by Glum_Reaper2006-10-21 16:07:17
  34.964 (n/t) by ag_wyvern2006-10-21 15:13:52
  30.158 seconds by Narc2006-10-21 15:08:45
    32.617. Enough. (n/t) by Narc2006-10-21 15:11:46
  20.47 seconds my record so far :( (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2006-10-21 15:03:57
  27.80 seconds by Illiad2006-10-21 15:03:23
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!! by Nightwind2006-10-21 14:29:56
  *puts up protective dyke around Nightwind* (n/t) by theanomaly2006-10-21 14:31:14
    there are so many comments I can make by Nightwind2006-10-21 14:37:19
      He thought you needed a good dyke. (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-21 14:42:36
        so i should listen to betty when she says by Nightwind2006-10-21 14:47:49
          I like the weather section by fitzso2006-10-21 15:00:55
        The best dykes are broad as well as high. (n/t) by Esteis2006-10-21 14:46:11
          Dykes : gives a whole new meaning to by Klaranth2006-10-21 15:01:08
            That... by JillSwift2006-10-21 16:20:55
            :D (n/t) by theanomaly2006-10-21 15:37:59
"You love to breathe" by jlbyrne2006-10-21 14:19:38
  So vampires are out, then? (n/t) by raptor_872006-10-21 14:22:15
    *spends one Vitae* by Arivia2006-10-21 14:24:29
    But warewolves are great! (n/t) by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 14:23:10
      Do they live in a warehouse? (n/t) by raptor_872006-10-21 14:32:37
      warezwolves? ;) (n/t) by aLPHa_LeaK2006-10-21 14:28:45
        ooo, that sounds like fun. (n/t) by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 14:32:23
I see small people! by hobswife2006-10-21 14:10:23
  Good luck! by krikkert2006-10-21 14:17:47
  Wish you luck :) (n/t) by aLPHa_LeaK2006-10-21 14:12:53
    Thanks! Hey, hozabout a TLP in your diary by hobswife2006-10-21 14:37:32
Mmmmy first adult beverage since my lab rat moment (n/t) by lab rat2006-10-21 14:07:57
  I have really been craving a drink... by CALL-1982006-10-21 15:22:43
    I dunno, give it a try. (n/t) by lab rat2006-10-21 16:23:45
      Not worth the risk. by CALL-1982006-10-21 17:06:06
        Rent a wheelchair. Get drunk. by vetitice2006-10-21 17:41:58
          Wheelchair wheelies are fun. (n/t) by lab rat2006-10-21 17:46:35
  Enquiring minds want to know.... by carthax2006-10-21 14:50:41
    Harp (n/t) by lab rat2006-10-21 15:00:57
      Eowyn "enquires;" I "inquire." Either way, harp is by carthax2006-10-21 19:01:16
  Enjoy! by ideur2006-10-21 14:19:41
I have never seen so many broken trees by Bellator2006-10-21 13:44:53
  Every three or four years, it seems, by etwas_egal2006-10-21 21:35:32
Fileplanet <inhales air> by cokish2006-10-21 13:44:25
  alternative dowload site for EU by cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
    site had old version (2.55). found better site: by cokish2006-11-19 12:55:59
    JustnCase would know. (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-21 14:25:14
      It was a joke: wet t-shirt? gettit ? by cokish2006-10-21 14:36:58
  Even if you were downloading W:ET for windows... by Tars_Tarkas2006-10-21 13:49:25
    I use IE most of the time by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 13:52:45
      Opera. I've run a few tests, and it uses WAY less by Arman X2006-10-21 20:15:16
      I have doubts about 'renders faster' by Astro-g2006-10-21 18:48:43
      Uhh... by bwkaz2006-10-21 14:24:01
        well by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 14:51:53
          On the last: Adblock. by bwkaz2006-10-21 15:21:46
            No, undefined means by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 20:01:35
              So, if Microsoft rigged IE to show no memory usage by Phoon2006-10-21 21:05:41
          Adblock does this... by Tars_Tarkas2006-10-21 15:21:12
      but they want to install software on your system by cokish2006-10-21 14:01:04
        I agree by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 14:09:04
  bittorrent download links by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 13:48:41
    Can you recommend a good torrent client ? by cokish2006-10-21 14:02:35
      I've used Azuras by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 14:10:08
      Azureus! by Salmar2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Got there first, and spelled correctly. Dang. (n/t) by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 14:10:51
          no dang: two recommendations is more then 1. by cokish2006-10-21 14:39:25
Well I took the plunge. by demonhedge2006-10-21 13:39:25
  Keep a close tally by Salmar2006-10-21 14:13:51
    vista behaves just like xp in regard to that by Freakazoid2006-10-21 15:01:46
      Can turn that off and get BSODs by vetitice2006-10-21 17:40:21
    well almost 24 hours by demonhedge2006-10-21 14:29:12
    Easy. 0. (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-21 14:28:25
    wish I had that option :-( by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 14:21:05
  Do tell by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 13:55:42
    ok then by demonhedge2006-10-21 14:15:12
      well... by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 14:18:22
        Memory usage seems ok by demonhedge2006-10-21 14:35:56
          hard by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 20:04:15
Attn: Master_Rahl22 & raptor_87 by imWACC02006-10-21 13:20:25
  \o/ by raptor_872006-10-21 14:24:52
What's the real name for a "pin box" by vetitice2006-10-21 13:17:44
  GIYF by middleagedman2006-10-21 14:33:55
  Dunno. by aLPHa_LeaK2006-10-21 14:10:38
  We always called it a pin box as well by hieraco2006-10-21 13:47:34
    Thank you! by vetitice2006-10-21 15:11:12
      Glad to be of help :-) (n/t) by hieraco2006-10-22 00:05:48
Speaking of birthdays (thanks krikkert)... by kelli2172006-11-19 12:55:59
Follow-up from yesterday. by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
Snappy birfday, kelli217. (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-21 12:23:14
Model UN by maximumbob2006-11-19 12:55:59
  s/country/school (n/t) by maximumbob2006-10-21 12:16:40
OMG I don't beleive it!!!! :o) by Rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
  yea capitan harlok by joecrouse2006-10-21 14:15:34
  it appears the remake is on dvd as well by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I think I still have one of the movies by boink2006-10-21 12:58:03
  Amazing, that was some 25 years aggo by Rogue19712006-10-21 12:24:26
So I tried Quizno's yesterday. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-10-21 11:46:37
  Honey Bacon Club, extra pepperoncini peppers (n/t) by Kickstart2006-10-21 21:35:33
  Ever try Jimmy Johns? (n/t) by Nath32006-10-21 21:11:01
  Quizno's AND Subway are pathetic. =( by shadowsystems2006-10-21 17:41:30
    No Togos around here. Blimpie is nasty. by Phoon2006-10-21 21:02:41
    NOLAWitch and I had huge shrimp po-boys by lab rat2006-10-21 17:53:05
      You had homeless male midgets delivered? by shadowsystems2006-10-21 18:01:30
  Quizno's is good food but costs more than Subway. by Phoon2006-10-21 16:39:56
  Not a Quizno's fan. Then again I get a steady by lab rat2006-10-21 14:03:03
    When I lived in Roanoke, I ate lunch by Havoc2006-10-21 17:28:01
  hehe Yeah I like Quizno's when I'm on lunch by hieraco2006-10-21 13:44:48
    Lots of people complain about the new cut. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-10-21 13:56:35
      I complained to te company when they started that by Kickstart2006-10-21 21:37:11
      Hmmm I'd rather have quality than quantity by hieraco2006-10-21 14:57:52
        I respectfully disagree. by Phoon2006-10-21 16:45:13
          You get that with *ANY* meatball sub/sandwich by hieraco2006-10-22 00:09:49
      V cutting would let you stuff MORE by joecrouse2006-10-21 14:16:49
        Considering the man works there... by Arivia2006-10-21 14:17:55
          bah used to make a lot of subs. by joecrouse2006-10-21 14:46:33
            If the other side bursts, it's basically a V cut. by Phoon2006-10-21 16:42:46
  I like Jersey Mike's by tallastro2006-10-21 13:08:02
  I can't stand Quizno's. by Arivia2006-10-21 12:43:16
    I like it. by Phoon2006-10-21 16:46:27
  We have a Subway and a Quizno's by Rogue19712006-10-21 12:18:58
    It's like Coke and Pepsi. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-10-21 12:22:54
      I did it. by isaac leese2006-10-21 12:27:09
        That deserves some kind of award. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-10-21 12:40:22
  You with Subway? by Havoc2006-10-21 11:53:24
    Our Quizno's has tons of room. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-10-21 11:59:33
      That's strange. by Phoon2006-10-21 16:52:13
    Quiznos is v.expensive. by Myke2006-10-21 11:57:00
My life sucks. by joecrouse2006-10-21 11:37:41
  You would think that they would tell by joecrouse2006-10-21 14:54:20
  Stop and breate a little by demonhedge2006-10-21 11:49:13
    Ya know it wouldnt be so bad by joecrouse2006-10-21 11:59:43
      PDFs are not so bad by influx2006-10-21 12:24:15
        yes they are scanned in bitmaps by joecrouse2006-10-21 12:56:12
      you have gmail (n/t) by demonhedge2006-10-21 12:11:29
I's got a belly full of dead cow! by hieraco2006-10-21 11:33:48
  French Dip sandwich by middleagedman2006-10-21 15:08:26
  Sounds good! (n/t) by isaac leese2006-10-21 12:29:03
Why today? by nobius2006-10-21 11:09:15
  I'm at work running around like a madman by Havoc2006-10-21 11:27:32
    My Departure by nobius2006-10-21 11:35:39
      I'm home. Waiting on my GF to show by Havoc2006-10-21 12:26:17
        I am still here by nobius2006-10-21 12:48:32
          Still here (n/t) by nobius2006-10-21 14:30:20
            Did they make the 4 hr response time? by Havoc2006-10-21 17:22:58
Question regarding Gentoo (latest) and bootpart by theanomaly2006-10-21 10:46:27
  the only way i've seen it done by Freakazoid2006-10-21 13:04:45
    ah, here we go. found the page by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thanks for the linky (n/t) by theanomaly2006-10-21 14:18:09
  Instuctions shouldn't differ that much by imrambi2006-10-21 10:51:09
    Okey doke, I'll keep plugging away then. by theanomaly2006-10-21 11:09:51
      Why would you want to remove Linux? by imrambi2006-10-21 11:50:14
Auxiliary, Interim Question of the Day by sstacks2006-10-21 10:45:30
  "Goodness" is not a plural of a noun, by fudje2006-10-21 23:26:40
  It seemed like a good idea at the time... (n/t) by raptor_872006-10-21 14:27:18
  I had no choice, it was a moral imperative. (n/t) by middleagedman2006-10-21 13:36:33
  Potatopotatopotato. (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-10-21 11:53:18
  The voices in my head told me to (n/t) by feather8022006-10-21 11:34:15
  If I did it, it wasn't in "goodness'" name, by DrDeisel2006-10-21 11:15:29
  I didn't. I merely shot the sheriff. (n/t) by theanomaly2006-10-21 11:11:30
    Did you shoot the deputy? (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-21 11:17:53
  If not me then who? (n/t) by hieraco2006-10-21 11:11:29
    Hieraco stole the cookie from the cookie jar! (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-21 11:19:51
      Yup, and there was one for you as well by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I didn't do it. </Bart Simpson> (n/t) by Sharku2006-10-21 10:51:43
    Why you little....! *strangles*</Homer> (n/t) by theanomaly2006-10-21 11:10:23
  SMMDI... by lab rat2006-10-21 10:49:48
  Because the system let us right into the by hadji2006-10-21 10:47:10
  Because, my good man, it had to be done (n/t) by sstacks2006-10-21 10:45:49
How hard is it to follow a grocery list? by Rogue19712006-10-21 10:27:42
  (item = 1; item < count; item++)? (n/t) by etwas_egal2006-10-21 21:28:27
  Evidently slightly harder than you would expect (n/t) by middleagedman2006-10-21 14:41:06
  I don't think guys trust written lists. by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 14:30:41
  If the items were deleted how did he know by lab rat2006-10-21 10:48:00
    He forgot 3 items that were on the list. (n/t) by rook_mtl2006-10-21 11:15:55
  Depends on how windy it is. by kahuana2006-10-21 10:34:31
    Well, it's still easy to follow. by hadji2006-10-21 10:45:40
      :-) (n/t) by middleagedman2006-10-21 14:37:35
    Nice one (n/t) by sstacks2006-10-21 10:44:38
New corollary to Heinlein's Law: by kelli2172006-10-21 09:38:04
  Very nice. *yoinks* (n/t) by Esteis2006-10-21 15:28:52
    Um, what I'd meant to say: can I quote you on by Esteis2006-10-21 15:34:57
  sounds like a good reason to use an orbital lart ( (n/t) by Nightwind2006-10-21 14:41:53
Grilled chicken marinated in Italian dressing, by hadji2006-10-21 09:20:14
  Slight variation I use by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 14:27:30
Okay, guys, help me diagnose a dog. by Ravenlock2006-10-21 08:54:42
  Possibly a seizure by Stuka2006-10-21 10:48:32
    Could be a seizure - BUT by Havoc2006-10-21 11:37:23
  Could be heart-related. by lucidpsyche2006-10-21 09:26:15
  The whole dropping and getting back up thing... by Sharku2006-10-21 09:05:21
    s/pets/older pets/ (n/t) by Sharku2006-10-21 09:07:04
  possibly heart, but were there any tremors at all? by wwill2006-10-21 09:02:09
heh... by MrTrick2006-10-21 08:29:45
  Attn Voxwoman by iarann2006-10-21 09:31:05
    What? no link?? by voxwoman2006-10-21 09:33:22
      Um, never mind by voxwoman2006-10-21 09:49:59
        And now you see why no link! (n/t) by iarann2006-10-21 16:24:26
  I had to google it.... by psychoi3oy2006-10-21 08:58:57
Dear God in heaven: BlingH2O by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And Americans wonder why we're despised by voxwoman2006-10-21 09:40:31
    There's actually a Dutch expression by IByte2006-10-21 16:51:35
    I haven't seen this site**, but the product name by kahuana2006-10-21 10:51:45
      Pretty much. (n/t) by arktus2006-10-21 13:20:05
    no no no that is Coke with it's Bonaqua by zoxer2006-10-21 10:25:36
      Dasani in the US is Atlanta city water. (n/t) by Phoon2006-10-21 16:56:46
  USD20 for a pint of water? by vetitice2006-10-21 08:33:20
    Conspicuous consumption. by Illiad2006-10-21 15:04:40
    My point exactly. :-/ (n/t) by carthax2006-10-21 08:39:57
      If it weren't overpriced, it wouldn't be bling. (n/t) by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 14:37:44
  You forgot to add "flash" to the ID9K warning. (n/t) by kahuana2006-10-21 08:28:55
    Apologies... I was too frazzled by the product. (n/t) by carthax2006-10-21 08:32:12
The X-Prize competition is now on live at by shminux2006-11-19 12:55:59
  About the video format by ixeian2006-10-21 08:30:27
*watches $unknown_program send emails* by kyl1912006-10-21 07:50:27
  I'm guessing youa re running a BitTorrent client? by Scirocco2006-10-21 07:53:59
    Yes... looks like it. by kyl1912006-10-21 08:23:10
      I'm not sure if it works or not but I think some by Scirocco2006-10-21 08:26:20
        Not so much slip by, as get in/out by Stuka2006-10-21 13:29:24
Hey Illiad! UF on the Tech Republic! by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thank you! by Illiad2006-10-21 20:02:53
  And it uses the image from the userfriendly server by leonidus2006-10-21 08:46:10
    Yeah, that's nasty. by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 13:20:24
  Their trackback link ... by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It now knows that this very page has linked to by Scirocco2006-10-21 07:54:56
Well, there's always next year. by ihope1272006-10-21 06:54:26
  Skip the PSAT. by isaac leese2006-10-21 07:13:20
    NO! by imperito2006-10-21 08:48:17
      Agreed; it's also the National Merit Scholarship by bwkaz2006-10-21 09:53:19
        I got high enough for the letter of recomendation (n/t) by Nightwind2006-10-21 14:42:35
        yeah, it was. (n/t) by imperito2006-10-21 10:11:10
    I disagree. by dodrian2006-10-21 07:16:26
      At least in Ohio... by isaac leese2006-10-21 07:18:18
        PSAT also determines National Merit honors. by lucidpsyche2006-10-21 07:36:48
          I took it two years ago, but I can't remember. by isaac leese2006-10-21 07:47:25
            Heh. We were /required/ to take it. by lucidpsyche2006-10-21 08:27:15
              My school did it through indirect coercion. by lemoocow2006-10-21 09:22:59
                Isn't the high score on the PSAT 160? (n/t) by Phoon2006-10-21 17:31:30
                  Nope. by lemoocow2006-11-19 12:55:59
  PSAT? (n/t) by Klaranth2006-10-21 07:04:53
    Pre-SAT. (n/t) by isaac leese2006-10-21 07:19:01
      SAT? (n/t) by Klaranth2006-10-21 07:59:41
        Scholastic Achievement Test by middleagedman2006-10-21 08:16:50
          Sorry, Aptitude or possibly Assessment by middleagedman2006-10-21 08:19:53
Whee...Let the brainwashing begin! by BillBellevueNE2006-10-21 06:46:46
  I quit boy scouts. by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 14:40:25
  You can't be less awake than me... by Arivia2006-10-21 07:14:28
ATTN: Inkey - You ha*THWACK* ouch by UF_DPC2006-10-21 06:18:03
  ALO? (n/t) by Klaranth2006-10-21 07:05:08
    <AOL>You've got Mail</AOL> (n/t) by Dad2tzk2006-10-21 07:23:26
      <ALO> You've! Mail Got</ALO> (n/t) by Arman X2006-10-21 08:24:01
        <OAL> GOT YOU! MAIL</OAL> (n/t) by hieraco2006-10-21 10:43:08
          <sulu>In soviet Russia, MAIL has YOU!</sulu> (n/t) by Havoc2006-10-21 11:57:19
            It is in the mail wessel M-A-I-L W-E-S-S-E-L by hieraco2006-10-21 14:54:23
              OY - yer right. Chekov was the russian. by Havoc2006-10-22 11:56:14
          *WOOT* \o/ loveit!!!!!111oneoneeleven (n/t) by inkey2006-10-21 11:48:38
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Oi! by JG12006-11-19 12:55:59
  I just had a picture of trampled and gored grooms. (n/t) by kahuana2006-10-21 10:38:23
    You too, eh... (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-21 11:07:10
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
W:ET Bar by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Word to the wise ... by Klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You REALLY need to update the diary by cokish2006-10-21 15:54:27
    email me by ihavebigpiranha2006-10-21 16:06:24
      I am not even connecting yet. by cokish2006-10-21 16:16:26
        SMS me, tomorrow, if you need help. (n/t) by Klaranth2006-10-21 16:26:02
  Hmmm, 98 maps in etmain. by Klaranth2006-10-21 14:57:38
    Some of the maps haven't been put back by imrambi2006-10-21 16:25:41
      How far down ? :) by Klaranth2006-10-21 16:42:56
  Players / Targets wanted for a game. by Klaranth2006-10-21 13:50:49
  Ruling : by Klaranth2006-10-21 11:48:19
    as chatroom? by ihavebigpiranha2006-10-21 15:29:30
      We have had a few players, by Klaranth2006-10-21 16:24:40
      I think that would only come into effect... by imperito2006-10-21 15:36:48
        I could see that point, but that's pretty rare is by ihavebigpiranha2006-10-21 15:46:50
          perhaps.. by imperito2006-10-21 16:07:22
            Personally, I wouldn't want my FYOS to play ET. by Phoon2006-10-21 16:16:41
              That doesn't really come up that much. by imperito2006-10-21 16:21:59
    Seems sensible, but... by imperito2006-10-21 11:56:51
      Would you say cuss words here? by Klaranth2006-10-21 12:02:58
        Thats my point... by imperito2006-10-21 12:04:23
          Read the ruling again. (n/t) by Klaranth2006-10-21 13:34:15
            thats why I asked for the clarification... by imperito2006-10-21 14:28:31
  Respawn times. (Attn: imperito) by leonidus2006-10-21 11:35:06
    Or is it imrambi, who administers the server now? (n/t) by leonidus2006-10-21 11:41:24
      rambi admins it. by imperito2006-10-21 11:46:09
        well, rambi and krikkert, techincally... by imperito2006-10-21 11:46:58
          the map names seem to be... by imperito2006-10-21 14:30:03
            attn: {imrambi,krikkert} by imperito2006-10-21 17:38:06
  Server borked? by peired2006-10-21 11:18:10
    No, exit out and retry by imrambi2006-10-21 11:19:43
      No go :( by peired2006-10-21 11:24:26
        There is a map.zip file of 565 Mb in etmain by Klaranth2006-10-21 16:20:55
        Turn off HTTP/FTP downloading. (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-21 11:28:43
  ATTN Sjefen : by Klaranth2006-10-21 09:48:34
  The server status page by Sjefen.no2006-10-21 06:40:01
    you can use this one... by imperito2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'm going to be working on that monday. (n/t) by imrambi2006-10-21 07:46:04
    No. (n/t) by Klaranth2006-10-21 07:06:32
  Why am I suddenly getting impure cluent by Sjefen.no2006-10-21 06:31:37
    Strike last question (n/t) by Sjefen.no2006-10-21 06:37:09
  What's the reason we use etpro? (n/t) by Klaranth2006-10-21 04:46:05
    Game fixes, enhancements... by imperito2006-10-21 08:14:40
      Why not ETpub? Jaymod? Any of the other ones? (n/t by Klaranth2006-10-21 08:31:45
        We decided on etpro long ago, and we liked it... by imperito2006-10-21 08:39:19
          Please elaborate on the following : by Klaranth2006-10-21 09:43:44
            Uhh... by imperito2006-10-21 11:13:49
              Yes, by KrakensDen2006-10-22 12:38:24
    Gameplay bugfixes for ET I guess. (n/t) by Yaeger2006-10-21 05:09:00
  I'd like to start playing, by leejam2006-10-21 04:43:17
    FAQ will be updated monday. (n/t) by imrambi2006-10-21 07:46:43
    This one worked for me on 4/10/2006 by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
      cool. by leejam2006-10-21 07:05:12
    Look at Forum's FAQ (n/t) by Klaranth2006-10-21 04:45:10
      did that, but no luck, by leejam2006-10-21 04:46:14
        GTG now, ill be back helping you out. (n/t) by Klaranth2006-10-21 04:47:07
          Im looking for an alternative site now... by cokish2006-10-21 13:56:12
  Info : by Klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Link to etmain is back : by Klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
Ok, first 100 books are on auction. :) by Klaranth2006-10-21 02:51:13
  Where ?? by Medentic2006-10-21 04:05:03
    Speurders by Klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Cool. by Sharku2006-10-21 07:01:43
blatantly commercial post by an old timer by flatlander2006-10-21 02:48:03
  Probably faster. by fudje2006-10-21 18:41:02
  Seems we could start a Auctioning TLP each day :) (n/t) by Klaranth2006-10-21 02:52:33
    We used to... erm "KS Bazaar" or something. by McGowan2006-10-21 06:37:38
      Hey now! by harold2006-10-21 16:48:54
      <Deleted><Deleted>2006-10-21 20:31:08
        Here's a fluffy pink bunny by Kickstart2006-10-21 20:30:59
Slept rough last night. Not nice. by McGowan2006-10-21 02:33:06
  Did she offer you to ring her bell if you forget by Qcumber-some2006-10-21 03:52:50
    'fraid not. by McGowan2006-10-21 04:11:29
      What's wrong with the one you have? by fitzso2006-10-21 04:26:42
        Mines an old style CB250. by McGowan2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Hate to tell you this.. by Jeff_UK2006-10-21 07:23:26
            Gah! When I (eventually) get my new bike we should by McGowan2006-10-21 09:01:56
              Now that everyone else has gone home.. by Jeff_UK2006-10-21 10:18:39
              650 single, so this is sedate in comparison. by Jeff_UK2006-10-21 09:08:47
Some HILARIOUS cat photos with captions. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Myke would love the 'im in ur server' one. (n/t) by krikkert2006-10-21 12:30:11
  "I think there's a spy among us..." by themadkansan2006-10-21 10:22:32
  "I made you a cookie... but I eated it." by Arman X2006-10-21 08:29:58
  Nice pictures, by IByte2006-10-21 06:34:46
    It's a parody of l33t. That's the point. (n/t) by Ravenlock2006-10-21 08:39:25
      I get that most of it is intentional by IByte2006-10-21 16:25:18
  The Voices..... by hieraco2006-10-21 05:42:25
  Love the Iraq one by fitzso2006-10-21 04:05:50
    Except it's not Iraq by desertrat662006-10-21 09:18:57
  That's GREAT :D :D (n/t) by ixeian2006-10-21 03:53:18
  *ROFL* (n/t) by aLPHa_LeaK2006-10-21 03:50:12
  emo kid is hilarious :) (n/t) by Klaranth2006-10-21 03:08:42
  Wasnt that linked from Nodwick? :) (n/t) by Klaranth2006-10-21 02:51:59
    No idea, could've been. (n/t) by Ravenlock2006-10-21 02:59:05
      Yup they are : the PG13 link by Klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "You're in my NOUN, VERBing my NOUN." (n/t) by Phoon2006-10-21 02:44:22
  *speechless* (n/t) by McGowan2006-10-21 02:38:47
  Great stuff! (n/t) by scum2006-10-21 02:36:23
Just saw this quote about web 2.0, made me chuckle by Jeff_UK2006-10-21 01:36:17
  I saw a headline about Web 2.0 that made me laugh. by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Makes some good points, but misses others by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 13:41:45
Anyone know what is meant with "gag reel"? (n/t) by Klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Gag reels: by WolfenOne2006-10-21 01:25:06
  Jokes/mistakes from filming, usually. by Phoon2006-10-21 01:24:56
    what else could pixar do? by Astro-g2006-10-21 01:34:59
      Mostly mistakes from the voice actors, I think. by Phoon2006-10-21 01:48:05
        Before you jump on that... by Phoon2006-10-21 06:39:46
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
UFie Weight Loss Thread! by Phoon2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I seem to be stalled at 170 by voxwoman2006-10-21 09:58:36
  self-administered, no meetings, weight watchers by Kickstart2006-10-21 07:05:46
  Badly, as always by fitzso2006-10-21 03:59:27
    Oh. Yeah. The gym. by purplepineapple2006-10-21 06:00:34
  Going nicely actually by ttlogic2006-10-21 02:01:58
    It was probably me by voxwoman2006-10-21 10:05:58
    The only part I use is the Eat Watch system. by Phoon2006-10-21 02:35:43
      I'm not sure I actively use anything from it by ttlogic2006-10-21 04:11:47
        The book also struck a chord with me by voxwoman2006-10-21 10:10:30
  200 lbs to 170 lbs due to hospital food... by Anonymous Freak2006-10-21 01:41:09
  85kgs to 80kgs due to hospital food. by arcrider742006-10-21 01:02:12
  Up and down. by Klaranth2006-10-21 00:58:22
Attn: kickstart (and j.butterfly) by hieraco2006-10-21 00:44:42
  It's Kickstart's, of COURSE she is up to something by Klaranth2006-10-21 02:58:01
    Which probably explains the downtime by hieraco2006-10-21 05:36:59
Is there a food item you miss and can't have? by arcrider742006-11-19 12:55:59
  On very rare occasions, 7-Up and A&W Root Beer by ag_wyvern2006-10-21 15:11:55
    Perhaps try switchel by etwas_egal2006-10-21 22:11:15
  Nitrates by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 13:44:01
    crystal coke? (n/t) by Nightwind2006-10-21 14:46:31
      no longer exists, afik (n/t) by admeralthrawn2006-10-21 20:07:57
  Several - but popcorn the most. by DrDeisel2006-10-21 10:08:13
    {{{{DrDeisel}}}} (n/t) by arcrider742006-10-21 21:52:32
  a lot. by Nightwind2006-10-21 07:06:38
  Krystal Hamburgers by rdarsey2006-10-21 06:58:30
    You can have ours. They're f4ing nasty. by Phoon2006-10-21 21:20:41
    Oh, I thought that rap artists had bought them up by kahuana2006-10-21 10:43:02
  Prawns. by wheresthefish2006-10-21 02:30:25
    I don't blame you. (n/t) by arcrider742006-10-21 02:50:01
      When I say I can't eat them by wheresthefish2006-10-21 06:15:22
  Garlic by Tyop2006-10-21 02:10:10
    ...Vampires? ;) (n/t) by raptor_872006-10-21 02:38:37
      O_o by Tyop2006-10-21 06:19:11
    How can they not like garlic? It is a wonderful by arcrider742006-10-21 02:12:44
      I think so too, by Tyop2006-10-21 02:20:44
        Does she at least like ginger? (n/t) by arcrider742006-10-21 02:23:15
          She does. And the kids does too. by Tyop2006-10-21 02:29:47
            Tell her to try ginger and garlic together. by arcrider742006-10-21 02:35:47
  Starbuck's (tm) Chai Tea Latte, Cold. by Klaranth2006-10-21 00:59:34
  Authentic boiled peanuts. by Phoon2006-10-21 00:55:17
  Anything unhealthy by fitzso2006-10-21 00:37:17
    I improved my diet but just occcasionally I like by arcrider742006-10-21 00:40:44
      fibre... by fitzso2006-10-21 04:09:37
        That's rather the point. by fudje2006-10-21 18:41:54
          And keeps you regular (n/t) by arcrider742006-10-21 21:18:26
ATTN Nightwind : People of Pern by Klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  now that i finished it I can say (Spoilers) by Nightwind2006-10-21 07:03:49
Afterburner by MontyZuma2006-10-21 00:24:19
  Getting fixed... (n/t) by afterburner2006-10-21 02:29:52
    Done. (n/t) by afterburner2006-10-21 02:40:16
      Thanks! by MontyZuma2006-10-21 04:08:09
*wibble* by CALL-1982006-10-21 00:16:48
  Upstream BGP issue. (n/t) by Myke2006-10-21 07:25:42
  I guess that a least the whole datacenter lost by ideur2006-10-21 00:18:57
    R4L was up so I could get UF's dns but I couldn't by CALL-1982006-10-21 00:23:32
      MYAC? (n/t) by Klaranth2006-10-21 00:27:01
        Myke tripped over a cable? (n/t) by raptor_872006-10-21 02:16:04
          Traceroute stoped at a "big, fat" router in .ca by ideur2006-10-21 02:42:58
  uh? what? how? by Klaranth2006-10-21 00:18:15
    I couldn't get on for 20 minutes or so (n/t) by fitzso2006-10-21 00:21:45
      Me neither!! by dracuella2006-10-21 00:54:01
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2006-10-21 00:16:16
  Green Berets by oedlan2006-10-21 00:36:48
    The band was... by LordDominik2006-10-21 14:17:12
So, what's with the downtime? (n/t) by Phoon2006-10-21 00:16:01
  *waves hand* There is no down time by hieraco2006-10-21 00:25:38
  MYAC? by fitzso2006-10-21 00:17:51
    Perhaps what you need is an extra comic? by Klaranth2006-10-21 00:29:40
      Nah, just a coffee or beer, depending on preferenc by fitzso2006-10-21 00:33:06
    My shaking is starting to settle down. (n/t) by arcrider742006-10-21 00:28:54
Translations by Nea2006-10-21 00:01:01
  Dutch / Nederlands TLP (n/t) by madjo2006-10-21 08:55:24
    Door MadJo by madjo2006-10-21 08:56:40
  Finnish by pmn2006-10-21 00:58:23
  Deutsch/German (top post) (n/t) by Dravonk2006-10-21 00:36:49
    by Dravonk by Dravonk2006-10-21 00:39:05
      scooped up by Amandil2006-10-21 01:05:52
        Wie Wäre es mit "abgeschlept werden"? (n/t) by EvanTreborn2006-10-21 04:19:06
          Bingo !!!! (n/t) by zoxer2006-10-21 04:56:49
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Anoilyslavespankedadirtyhippiewhiletheirmumwatched by WolfenOne2006-10-21 00:20:40
    VERY pink (n/t) by Nightwind2006-10-21 07:15:31
  Anoilyslavespankedadirtyhippiewhiletheirmumwatched by ideur2006-10-21 00:20:10
  Anoilyslavespankedadirtyhippiewhiletheirmumwatche by cptspith2006-10-21 00:19:43
    Their mum? by McGowan2006-10-21 02:34:39
      Not genetically by TheGM2006-10-21 05:11:57

 

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