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Cartoon for Sep 17, 2006
Strip for Sep 17, 2006
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ICE CREAM COLD BURN TEETH GAH (n/t) by Arivia2006-09-17 23:22:56
You know what I hate? by hadji2006-09-17 23:11:27
  Sounds like me :( (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-09-17 23:52:08
  Don't have a kid. :-) by Illiad2006-09-17 23:35:54
    It's not just the lack of sleep. by hadji2006-09-17 23:46:29
      Yuck. by Illiad2006-09-17 23:57:40
        The GOOD news is that it's finally getting done. ( (n/t) by hadji2006-09-18 00:02:21
  possibly a sign to start working out... (n/t) by shminux2006-09-17 23:23:56
    You mean . . . by hadji2006-09-17 23:35:43
  ooohh sleeeeeepppp by inkey2006-09-17 23:14:56
    Just for reference, I'm 2 hours ahead of UFie time by hadji2006-09-17 23:16:38
      i know :) by inkey2006-09-17 23:20:21
Cell phone goodness? by hadji2006-09-17 22:34:00
  Regarding #2... by MrTrick2006-09-17 23:38:28
  *3370# is for AMR, not a mystical battery reserve by ahecht2006-09-17 23:31:30
  Despite being the international emergency number.. by Didactylos2006-09-17 22:52:31
    112 is the official EU-wide emergency number by Tomo2006-09-17 23:13:37
  I tried 1, 3 and 4 on my Nokia by dodrian2006-09-17 22:49:08
    Correction: 4 asked me of I wanted to change... (n (n/t) by dodrian2006-09-17 22:51:17
    see this by shminux2006-09-17 22:50:50
      Thanks. (n/t) by hadji2006-09-17 23:02:19
        #2 would've been cool, though :) (n/t) by shminux2006-09-17 23:08:40
          Yeah, I was even going to try it myself, but by hadji2006-09-17 23:15:40
  Well... by Narc2006-09-17 22:43:51
  I think 1 and 3 are true by dodrian2006-09-17 22:41:56
  Hmm by MikeCDN2006-09-17 22:39:47
    To your point 3 by Narc2006-09-17 22:46:31
      Well three we go :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2006-09-17 22:49:30
  snopes.com is your friend... by mekkanik_mike2006-09-17 22:37:34
<scratches head> some people by MikeCDN2006-09-17 22:24:09
  I've been there before. by Illiad2006-09-17 22:31:47
    a bit like by inkey2006-09-17 23:13:06
  it's a girl, what did you expect? (n/t) by shminux2006-09-17 22:26:18
    well... by MikeCDN2006-09-17 22:35:15
      That's what I'd expect. by staticsan2006-09-18 15:59:44
    *LART* (n/t) by Arivia2006-09-17 22:34:35
      ...case in point! (n/t) by shminux2006-09-17 22:42:59
        *stab'n'eggs* (n/t) by Arivia2006-09-17 23:00:23
          *stands behinf shminux all the way* by inkey2006-09-17 23:09:54
Thinks frustrated thoughts (n/t) by raptillicus2006-09-17 22:15:00
Text books... to expensive... Checking empty... by raptillicus2006-09-17 21:57:21
  get cheap copies from Asia on eBay? by shminux2006-09-17 22:02:46
    There is a Danish publisher putting by Klaranth2006-09-17 22:12:14
      I am very interested as well (n/t) by austinkp2006-09-17 22:14:40
      In English? Who? Where? (n/t) by shminux2006-09-17 22:13:35
    A third of too much is most often still too much. (n/t) by raptillicus2006-09-17 22:03:41
      "Rich people plan for three generations. Poor peop by shminux2006-09-17 22:13:05
        Huh? (n/t) by raptillicus2006-09-17 22:14:38
          I suspect that the expected cost of textbooks by shminux2006-09-17 22:25:00
            Yes, but the cost of textbooks by raptillicus2006-09-17 22:27:51
              you said that even 1/3 is too much by shminux2006-09-17 22:32:54
                Yes I knew the costs, by raptillicus2006-09-17 22:42:16
                It's a tough one to comment on... by ag_wyvern2006-09-17 22:38:25
Writing a "technical" memo? by kyrasantae2006-09-17 21:38:02
  Neither good physics, science nor analysis by TrogL2006-09-18 08:08:48
  Is it Friday yet? by shminux2006-09-17 21:41:37
    No, I would not by kyrasantae2006-09-17 21:47:20
      How about building a dam on a nearby creek as a ch by shminux2006-09-17 21:50:41
        Didn't do that by kyrasantae2006-09-17 21:53:47
          ok, pouring and stirring your tea, then by shminux2006-09-17 22:01:43
            Lava lamps? (n/t) by Arivia2006-09-17 22:04:24
              And here's a linky to a DIY lava-lamp by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Right. Those are very fluid-mechanicky. (n/t) by shminux2006-09-17 22:11:07
      Upright? (n/t) by raptillicus2006-09-17 21:48:51
        ... (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-09-17 21:54:11
          Sideways? by Arivia2006-09-17 22:08:08
            Don't press those buttons. by kyrasantae2006-09-17 22:10:03
              Not like it's a joke or something. (n/t) by Arivia2006-09-17 22:20:48
Ok, what's the solution to this? by Kickstart2006-09-17 21:08:45
  This works, I think. by docpneumo2006-09-18 23:22:52
    mea culpa by docpneumo2006-09-19 08:08:40
  Does it have to start at A? by vectorz2006-09-17 23:53:50
    I don't get it. by Michiel2006-09-17 23:58:52
      My suspicion is (knowing Bioware): by Arivia2006-09-18 00:12:52
        Oh, well.. That's cheating. ;) (n/t) by Michiel2006-09-18 00:13:31
  The problem is 7-8 by Michiel2006-09-17 23:47:39
  easy by imrambi2006-09-17 22:14:12
  Hm. You could make an interesting (different) by Arachnid2006-09-17 22:09:08
  Hmmm. by run.dll2006-09-17 22:05:00
    Oh. by run.dll2006-09-17 22:07:40
      It's not capitalized, Run.DLL!!! ;-) (n/t) by dodrian2006-09-17 22:08:45
    You can't stop on 'blank' squares. (n/t) by Arachnid2006-09-17 22:07:12
  For your solving pleasure... by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Judging by that graph, I think it's impossible. by Arachnid2006-09-17 22:02:43
      I suspect by dodrian2006-09-17 22:06:17
        It's a puzzle in a NWN Premium module by Kickstart2006-09-17 23:09:31
          Feel free to exercise your transcription prowess by ag_wyvern2006-09-17 23:21:11
    It's possible I've got missing or extra links by Arachnid2006-09-17 21:58:04
    Bah, you fixed it before I could yell at you :P (n/t) by dodrian2006-09-17 21:58:04
      Yeah :P (n/t) by Arachnid2006-09-17 21:58:24
  Proof by dodrian2006-09-17 21:47:45
    If Z is not part of it by dodrian2006-09-17 21:55:45
  Are you sure you wrote these down correctly? by ag_wyvern2006-09-17 21:46:15
    Very sure.... by Kickstart2006-09-17 21:50:22
  Trick question by dodrian2006-09-17 21:44:14
    The only thing I'm unsure of by Kickstart2006-09-17 21:47:51
  I should say "up, down, across, and 45" (n/t) by Kickstart2006-09-17 21:24:40
  Here: by dodrian2006-09-17 21:16:35
    testing.... (n/t) by Kickstart2006-09-17 21:20:57
      Nope...crossing the already used point fails (n/t) by Kickstart2006-09-17 21:23:55
  How I'd solve it: by Arachnid2006-09-17 21:15:29
  without crossing? (n/t) by ag_wyvern2006-09-17 21:13:11
    Crossing is fine, but can't re-use points. (n/t) by Kickstart2006-09-17 21:14:20
      Does each line have to be 'straight'? by ag_wyvern2006-09-17 21:15:45
        Yup, just straight (n/t) by Kickstart2006-09-17 21:16:20
  conditons? by leistico2006-09-17 21:12:09
    How do you clean marker ink off an LCD monitor? by run.dll2006-09-17 21:15:46
    See other reply (n/t) by Kickstart2006-09-17 21:14:43
I hate the Oilers. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-09-17 21:02:11
  It took me 10 seconds to figure out 'fothem' (n/t) by maximumbob2006-09-17 21:03:24
    I got that immediately, but I still don't know by Arachnid2006-09-17 21:05:09
      Edmonton, Canada. NHL (hockey) team by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Go Flames. (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-09-17 21:16:22
          GO LEAFS GO! (n/t) by Arivia2006-09-17 21:17:55
            Redwings! (n/t) by da_pineapple2006-09-17 21:20:51
        I'm out of touch...first thought was Houston :-P ( (n/t) by leistico2006-09-17 21:09:26
      They're a team. Hockey, I think. (n/t) by krikkert2006-09-17 21:06:47
      JFGI :) (n/t) by maximumbob2006-09-17 21:06:23
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2006-09-17 21:00:02
It's so strange by maximumbob2006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{maximumbob}}} by fitzso2006-09-17 21:23:31
Casting UF characters into movies by ag_wyvern2006-09-17 20:29:12
  WarGames by leistico2006-09-17 21:28:04
  Throw Momma from the Train by dennismv2006-09-17 20:55:10
  Mystery Men by ag_wyvern2006-09-17 20:32:48
    We've got a blind date with Destiny, by dodrian2006-09-17 20:57:11
I can stop worrying this month by Nightwind2006-09-17 20:28:39
Case brief question for any of you legal types: by cybergeek2006-09-17 20:24:36
"Conan The Barbarian" on The History Channel ??? by kahuana2006-09-17 20:14:35
Do gay men who wish to talk effeminately... by Kickstart2006-09-17 19:33:27
If you could give a modern-day item as a gift to by Arachnid2006-09-17 18:58:30
  an 8 year supply of the pill by shortandsweet2006-09-17 22:06:13
    note the price limit by Freakazoid2006-09-17 23:38:39
  A book of inventions between the 16th and 20th by Kickstart2006-09-17 19:58:01
    Ah yes, the conquistadors with nuclear weapons, by run.dll2006-09-17 20:09:18
      "No! You no shoot laser gun in space boat! by Arachnid2006-09-17 20:12:31
        I believe that quote is... by arktus2006-09-17 20:53:40
          *hangs head in shame* by Arachnid2006-09-17 20:56:54
  The Merck Manual of Medical Information by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Every winning lottery ticket number ever by subbywan2006-09-17 19:20:58
  30 bucks worth of gold by joecrouse2006-09-17 19:20:33
    Wouldn't work. by krikkert2006-09-17 19:22:51
  I'd take your box of paper... by MrTrick2006-09-17 19:12:55
    Point. by Arachnid2006-09-17 19:15:24
      Very little, I imagine. by Didactylos2006-09-17 19:24:12
        True, but I imagine paper of such high quality by Arachnid2006-09-17 19:25:59
  a really cheap video player/tv combo by McGowan2006-09-17 19:11:40
    How would they power it? by Arachnid2006-09-17 19:14:32
      They had hamsters back then, no? by hobbs2006-09-17 19:55:04
        and slaves (n/t) by subbywan2006-09-17 19:57:57
  Latex condoms. by kahuana2006-09-17 19:11:05
  Purple dye? by TheGM2006-09-17 19:09:39
  Arachnid. (n/t) by krikkert2006-09-17 19:09:17
  I think one simple thing. by theanomaly2006-09-17 19:04:35
  Pr0n? (n/t) by jiteo2006-09-17 19:03:19
  For women: by fitzso2006-09-17 19:01:42
    why tease them? by subbywan2006-09-17 19:19:34
  s/ream/box/ (n/t) by Arachnid2006-09-17 18:58:42
if you're a guy by dennismv2006-09-17 18:31:27
  I won't kiss anyone with whom I'm not romantically by rorajoey2006-09-17 22:44:31
  wanna have some fun ? by dennismv2006-09-17 21:47:47
  Why not? by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-09-17 21:10:20
    what you stand to lose by dennismv2006-09-17 21:16:07
      I disagree. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-09-17 21:46:01
      what you stand to gain: by Arachnid2006-09-17 21:21:12
        I guess health reasons *would* be a factor. =|:o) (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-09-17 21:47:12
  This series of questions by notdeadyet2006-09-17 20:07:12
    why ? by dennismv2006-09-17 20:18:55
      is it because by dennismv2006-09-17 20:32:42
  I used to wind up an ex... by TheGM2006-09-17 19:02:04
  Well.... by Kickstart2006-09-17 18:51:54
    2nd in this case. (n/t) by dennismv2006-09-17 19:37:24
      In that case by Kickstart2006-09-17 19:56:38
    I assumed the second/third. (n/t) by krikkert2006-09-17 18:55:59
  A: Not Applicable. by krikkert2006-09-17 18:35:10
That was one good movie. by snate2006-09-17 18:05:52
  DAAAA DAA DAA DAAAA DA DAAAAAA by maximumbob2006-09-17 20:28:14
  Seconded. Errr, fifthed. (n/t) by Ravenlock2006-09-17 18:58:12
  awesome ! by dennismv2006-09-17 18:25:37
  Ah by fitzso2006-09-17 18:23:47
  I concur. (n/t) by MrTrick2006-09-17 18:11:17
  What did you think of the theme? (n/t) by krikkert2006-09-17 18:08:08
Oh great and mighty UFicle, I beseech thee! CSS ? by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
  Give your divs layout. by Didactylos2006-09-17 18:01:24
    Where is that a requirement? by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ah, I see by ToLazyToThink2006-09-17 19:27:25
        It screws up the CSS. by Didactylos2006-09-17 20:23:38
    (The validator may be more forgiving by Didactylos2006-09-17 18:08:44
  You need a clear: left by ToLazyToThink2006-09-17 17:57:33
    Using both sets of suggestions by radiowave9112006-09-17 18:32:09
      Well, if more browsers supported by ToLazyToThink2006-09-17 19:38:21
  I'll be back in about 30 minutes by radiowave9112006-09-17 17:55:34
Nun killed after the Pope's apology by fitzso2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, somebody here said it earlier... by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That is just sad by stephystar2006-09-17 18:11:34
    Full text: by fitzso2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I couldn't get through all of it either by stephystar2006-09-17 18:25:00
        Yeah, 16th century ish by fitzso2006-09-17 18:36:49
          I agree by stephystar2006-09-17 18:45:51
            <sigh> by fitzso2006-09-17 18:51:23
              sure there is by joecrouse2006-09-17 19:22:27
              Nope by stephystar2006-09-17 18:52:11
                I would pray by fitzso2006-09-17 18:55:49
    *tacklehugs stephystar* (n/t) by krikkert2006-09-17 18:18:03
      *hugs krikkert* by stephystar2006-09-17 18:20:31
        Pretty well. by krikkert2006-09-17 18:23:16
          Doing good by stephystar2006-09-17 18:25:56
            Oh shucks. by krikkert2006-09-17 18:33:40
              Sure by stephystar2006-09-17 18:44:47
                Hm. by krikkert2006-09-17 18:55:01
                  :-) by stephystar2006-09-17 18:57:22
                    Ah, neat. by krikkert2006-09-17 19:06:07
                      Ok by stephystar2006-09-17 19:10:35
                        Aww. by krikkert2006-09-17 19:11:24
  Makes me wonder why I was the crazy one when I by magixtechnica2006-11-19 12:55:59
  sterotypes are around for a reason. by joecrouse2006-09-17 18:00:41
    *paints joecrouse pink* (n/t) by Didactylos2006-09-17 18:14:09
      I already am pink by joecrouse2006-09-17 18:25:20
        and youd need a pretty big brush to paint by joecrouse2006-09-17 18:25:53
I am watching you all....be afraid by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nifty! And blue which I like. (n/t) by Silverfire2006-09-17 20:35:35
  pretty! by fitzso2006-09-17 17:54:55
    Thanks , :-) (n/t) by lab rat2006-09-17 18:03:43
  So THAT was what I thought was in the shower. (n/t) by krikkert2006-09-17 17:45:55
    May........be............. (n/t) by lab rat2006-09-17 18:28:55
C# textbox circular buffer by MrTrick2006-09-17 17:02:22
  Quick google came up with a suggestion about by Qcumber-some2006-09-17 17:41:47
    That's the one. (n/t) by Didactylos2006-09-17 18:12:23
    Thanks! Works brilliantly. (n/t) by MrTrick2006-09-17 18:11:04
  Something like by Didactylos2006-09-17 17:15:49
    I only see that defined in ComboBox... (n/t) by MrTrick2006-09-17 17:39:48
  Sure. by Qcumber-some2006-09-17 17:07:03
    tail? as in the system command? by MrTrick2006-09-17 17:19:30
ATTN Hieraco Mail call by Klaranth2006-09-17 15:01:07
  No mail received :-( by hieraco2006-09-17 21:56:46
    Sent twice by Klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thanks for the linky by hieraco2006-09-18 03:34:34
What also floats in water? by maximumbob2006-09-17 14:52:02
  Grape Gravy! (n/t) by austinkp2006-09-17 17:54:36
  Wood! (n/t) by radiowave9112006-09-17 17:36:40
  Witches. (n/t) by krikkert2006-09-17 16:50:55
  Very small rocks! (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 15:15:10
    A duck! by run.dll2006-09-17 16:15:17
      dilute oxegen! (n/t) by joecrouse2006-09-17 16:19:24
Veggies -- it's what food eats. (n/t) by krikkert2006-09-17 14:17:49
  Doc's quote: by Formynder2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That'd make you a "vegan once removed" :-) (n/t) by kahuana2006-09-17 15:57:32
  "What's this green stuff?" by bluedog9872006-09-17 14:59:35
  Cats only indirectly, though. (n/t) by Esteis2006-09-17 14:23:24
    Actually, cats eat grass pretty regularly. by Arivia2006-09-17 14:59:37
      They still don't know exactly. by Qcumber-some2006-09-17 17:02:46
        Liver *does* have essential vitamins and iron... by kahuana2006-09-17 18:17:47
      I figured it was just out of boredom by ToLazyToThink2006-09-17 16:29:18
  I love vegetarians. by Tomo2006-09-17 14:19:31
    You don't eat any carnivores? :) by NDwight2006-09-17 14:33:30
CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!! by snate2006-09-17 14:11:44
  Clueless with Alicia Silverstone. by hadji2006-09-17 14:13:18
    "My card has a target, not a limit" (n/t) by subbywan2006-09-17 14:22:32
    :-P by snate2006-09-17 14:21:39
      Teddy, Dear, we need to dig some more of the... by RetiQlum22006-09-17 14:35:33
        I'm not a Brewster, I'm a son of a sea cook! by snate2006-09-17 15:41:54
I think I'm awake now. (n/t) by hadji2006-09-17 14:11:40
  There doesn't seem to be any coffee around. (n/t) by kahuana2006-09-17 16:00:01
    •roast•roast•grind•grind•brew•brew• by magixtechnica2006-09-17 17:01:44
  No you're not. This is all just a dream. by snate2006-09-17 14:13:01
    Why did I hear by rorajoey2006-09-17 22:46:40
I finally got to throw away my fishing pole! by voxwoman2006-09-17 13:38:19
  I still have my talking Vader from Celebration III by josie_beller2006-09-17 19:33:49
It's horrible by maximumbob2006-09-17 12:49:39
  (((maximumbob & family))) that is terrible :( (n/t) by Electric Storm2006-09-17 19:32:56
  Yes it is. by Silverfire2006-09-17 17:37:26
  That's awful... by fitzso2006-09-17 14:44:31
  That's awfull. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-09-17 14:35:59
  =( by Esteis2006-09-17 14:04:34
  {{{maximumbob, friends and family}}} by Tomo2006-09-17 13:40:30
  {{{maximumbob, friend and family}}} by voxwoman2006-09-17 13:33:46
  Yeeps! thougths and prayers being sent your way (n (n/t) by hieraco2006-09-17 13:25:06
  :( How terrible! by radiowave9112006-09-17 12:52:29
Must be an election coming... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Read that again and tell me... by RetiQlum22006-09-17 11:42:08
    Listen to Bush again, and tell me he's not biased. by hadji2006-09-17 13:19:45
      I tried listening to him this week. Honest. by kahuana2006-09-17 13:26:06
        Why should he know? He's ignoring it officially. ( (n/t) by Qcumber-some2006-09-17 14:18:43
          Hogwash. by Formynder2006-09-17 16:19:02
            sadly, it does. by subbywan2006-09-17 16:31:50
    no, it's Independent. (n/t) by shminux2006-09-17 11:46:09
    Of course it is... by Kickstart2006-09-17 11:44:55
      Since GWB can't run for a 3rd term, by kahuana2006-09-17 12:17:23
        softens the Republican stance by subbywan2006-09-17 13:39:20
        Between now and 2008 by Kickstart2006-09-17 12:18:00
          Let's hope he pulls it off. by kahuana2006-09-17 12:19:54
            I don't think Clinton deserved a second term. by rorajoey2006-09-17 12:30:06
Ok, let's try a googlehunt... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Lizard, Cornwall, TR12, UK by poolya2006-09-17 11:47:56
    and where's the rest? by Freakazoid2006-09-17 12:31:37
      Having spent a while before trying to work out how by poolya2006-11-19 12:55:59
    RNAS Predannack to be precise. by wheresthefish2006-09-17 12:28:05
    And another to keep things going... by poolya2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Leggy Point, Australia? (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-09-17 12:07:46
  I'm not sure I understand the goal. by RetiQlum22006-09-17 11:39:50
  Just realized... by Kickstart2006-09-17 11:30:56
SOT-doing my dancercize -M by DrDeisel2006-09-17 11:08:57
  Ariel Ramírez — Misa Criolla by Esteis2006-09-17 14:10:40
  SOT-I-wish-I-could-believe-this-M by Phoon2006-09-17 12:46:17
  Pantheist - Apologeia by Arivia2006-09-17 11:47:37
Watched the first remastered Trek yesterday by ag_wyvern2006-09-17 11:06:26
  And the band of light across Kirk's eyes by DrDeisel2006-09-17 11:10:23
Pinkeye! by Kickstart2006-09-17 10:26:06
  Pink Eye == Contagious +++ by hieraco2006-09-17 11:02:54
    how can you get it? (n/t) by Klaranth2006-09-17 11:12:12
      Transmitted by touch by hieraco2006-09-17 13:21:15
        So how does the first one with pinkey got it? (n/t by Klaranth2006-09-17 13:35:32
          I'm thinkin' it was a ballroom blitz. by kahuana2006-09-17 13:54:16
  Little girls like pink don't they? by RetiQlum22006-09-17 10:48:37
Query: Is it possible to golf in Monaco... by RetiQlum22006-09-17 09:52:45
  Yes; some of us can (if we could afford it:-) by ideur2006-09-17 10:02:45
    You missed the point: by RetiQlum22006-09-17 10:06:21
      Looked on Google Earth by ideur2006-09-17 10:46:18
        I think he means do you cross any by McGowan2006-09-17 10:53:51
          The first one. by RetiQlum22006-09-17 11:03:56
            *bites tongue* (n/t) by theanomaly2006-09-17 11:06:39
              At least I didn't... by RetiQlum22006-09-17 11:17:33
      And if you find yourself on the F1 fairway... by kahuana2006-09-17 10:09:46
Yay! Figured out the LPF on nVidia sound by Tomo2006-09-17 09:15:49
  huh? by Klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Low-Pass Filter by Tomo2006-09-17 09:56:00
      Ha. That'll do it alright. (n/t) by theanomaly2006-09-17 10:47:32
So the Pope finally caved. Rather sad. (n/t) by shminux2006-09-17 09:15:27
  I still don't get it. by Klaranth2006-09-17 09:20:11
    It's all wrong reporting. Details: by Qcumber-some2006-09-17 09:50:00
      The full text of the Pope's lecture is available by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Thanks. German original here. by Qcumber-some2006-11-19 12:55:59
          And btw, my Translation of the title was good. by Qcumber-some2006-09-17 10:16:01
      But that is the whole point : by Klaranth2006-09-17 09:57:11
        You and me both, brother. by magixtechnica2006-09-17 10:01:34
          I think it shows an inherent insecurity by Tomo2006-09-17 10:12:17
            I agree, and I am wondering if the apology by magixtechnica2006-09-17 10:25:25
              That's exactly what he said by yazdi2006-09-17 10:28:25
                I figgured that. (n/t) by magixtechnica2006-09-17 10:46:26
              just a desire not to see cathederals and by subbywan2006-09-17 10:26:59
                then he is either weak, or ignorant of history. by magixtechnica2006-09-17 10:45:58
                  Having seen how a cathedral is build by joecrouse2006-09-17 16:12:06
                  The last time that happened though, by subbywan2006-09-17 10:57:27
                    but now they have. but we have too by zoxer2006-09-17 13:30:11
                      I agree. However, by subbywan2006-09-17 13:41:25
                        Then those Christians are wrong, and do not follow by magixtechnica2006-09-17 14:49:34
                          Are you now saying they ought to blow themselves by Esteis2006-09-17 15:20:52
                            uh. no. by magixtechnica2006-09-17 16:19:15
                              Actually, yes ;-) by nix2006-09-17 17:10:43
                                A little short on context here, and the NIV is a by magixtechnica2006-09-17 17:45:25
                          Yes? and? by subbywan2006-09-17 14:53:09
                            This was one point in the Pope's speech. by Qcumber-some2006-09-17 15:15:44
    And then the guy apologizes for telling the truth (n/t) by shminux2006-09-17 09:38:29
      So now we have a religion that shows by Klaranth2006-09-17 09:46:33
        It's always like that with bullies (n/t) by shminux2006-09-17 09:51:59
      When you're willing to suicide bomb for peace by subbywan2006-09-17 09:45:52
        To a point, yes. (n/t) by theanomaly2006-09-17 09:46:41
the proper way of doing it? (linux) by blub_tm2006-09-17 09:09:44
  I would create an alias by Kickstart2006-09-17 09:36:17
  It's not a completely bad way to do it. by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 09:25:47
    thx :-) by blub_tm2006-09-17 09:43:24
      Ah ok, if you want to stay in that dir, by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 09:56:48
        Ha, bash, not so tough are you now! by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 10:33:43
          Doesn't it work to: by bwkaz2006-09-17 11:17:55
            Hm, yeah, better. by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 12:54:24
              Add an extra / after the directory name. by bwkaz2006-09-17 14:45:54
                If it get's this complex, I'll do it in C. by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 15:07:47
                  and thought this would be simple o.0 (n/t) by blub_tm2006-09-17 15:37:59
                    Well, it is simple, sort of. by bwkaz2006-09-17 16:46:53
                      I was hoping to avoid a loop through the args... by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 17:30:34
                        Yeah, that is odd. by bwkaz2006-09-17 19:29:53
  Well, it works. by Qcumber-some2006-09-17 09:24:40
    well, it doesn't... by blub_tm2006-09-17 09:51:26
      sry, didn't want to imitate your subject (n/t) by blub_tm2006-09-17 09:54:37
        But you did! by Qcumber-some2006-09-17 10:12:09
  Not stupid. by dantheta2006-09-17 09:20:32
    thx + the calling shell by blub_tm2006-09-17 09:34:02
So, I've put myself into earworm-central for a bit by theanomaly2006-09-17 09:00:37
  Weapon of choice... (n/t) by Tomo2006-09-17 09:01:09
    ... is great balls of fire! (n/t) by krikkert2006-09-17 11:43:10
    The vid is one of the better ones in recent years by emlaabs2006-09-17 11:42:28
    Right here, right now, I'd toss a rock at a fella. (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 09:08:46
      Didn't you see what the sign said? by theanomaly2006-09-17 09:12:33
    Too true. by theanomaly2006-09-17 09:05:57
      If you walk without rhythm, you never learn. (n/t) by Tomo2006-09-17 09:12:11
Waffles, yum. :D by lucidpsyche2006-09-17 08:27:42
  *makes a strawberry sauce* by esbita2006-09-17 08:36:49
    *gets sour cream* by Esteis2006-09-17 08:43:05
      *Gets chocolate* by raptillicus2006-09-17 17:47:48
Star Trek fans do not say "Yo!" by BorgKing2006-09-17 08:18:47
  Why would we bash someone for calling us geeks? by RetiQlum22006-09-17 08:22:29
    Geeks might tcsh you instead. (n/t) by Kickstart2006-09-17 09:28:50
      ba-dum-tcsh. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2006-09-17 10:01:40
      Nerd! by RetiQlum22006-09-17 10:00:07
    Nerd! by McGowan2006-09-17 08:31:21
      Ha ha ha, by Phoon2006-11-19 12:55:59
      You only say that knowing... by RetiQlum22006-09-17 09:09:38
        *deorbits a fin-steered crowbar* by Tomo2006-09-17 09:13:18
Funny. by RetiQlum22006-09-17 07:37:03
  I like. (n/t) by Esteis2006-09-17 08:11:28
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Question about the front page copy: by rorajoey2006-09-17 12:52:49
    I agree, and I am going to have total control over by magixtechnica2006-09-17 13:13:19
  Moderated for unobfuscated email address. (n/t) by Nea2006-09-17 10:03:34
  Web design gurus, anybody willing to help +obfusca by magixtechnica2006-11-19 12:55:59
  sweet, fixed the animation, but can't upload until by magixtechnica2006-09-17 09:05:43
  MODS: unobfuscated e-mail address! (n/t) by leonidus2006-09-17 08:16:57
  message in the mail ... (n/t) by Klaranth2006-09-17 08:05:27
  only glanced at the front page - but that img need by jayfarm2006-09-17 07:39:38
    Appreciate it a whole buncha lots, and by magixtechnica2006-09-17 08:06:26
Woo! Just got buzzed by an Avro Lancaster. by Jeff_UK2006-09-17 07:12:46
  You should have been *at* the event. by wheresthefish2006-09-17 10:20:13
    Wow. That would have been something. by theanomaly2006-09-17 11:09:38
  Avvrrr lucky you.... by andrimner2006-09-17 08:10:59
  Mmmm, those Merlin engines do purr nicely. by theanomaly2006-09-17 07:18:20
    Purr? Not if they're putting the pedal down ;) by Jeff_UK2006-09-17 07:19:42
      Been too long since I heard 4 of them by theanomaly2006-09-17 08:26:37
Question for paid sponsors, by magixtechnica2006-09-17 07:02:16
  And also by Lis772006-09-17 08:00:21
  You might want to log out/in by Lis772006-09-17 07:58:08
    Log out/inand and change something by vectorz2006-09-17 08:22:53
      Nope, changed header, logged out and in by magixtechnica2006-09-17 10:06:17
      Probably not a bug. by Qcumber-some2006-09-17 08:45:06
  Depends on a few things: by ideur2006-09-17 07:18:03
    Credit card, 7 September by magixtechnica2006-09-17 07:31:00
      Sometimes there are just glitches in the system. by esbita2006-09-17 10:23:27
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
there is a bad smell by voxwoman2006-09-17 06:25:15
Know who Pat McCurdy is? by Glytch782006-09-17 06:24:57
I have performed my civic duty and voted. by Bellator2006-09-17 06:08:43
  Serious questions. by Qcumber-some2006-09-17 07:57:54
    Some answers. by Bellator2006-09-17 08:50:52
      Heh. Won't happen. by krikkert2006-09-17 11:46:07
      never going to happen (n/t) by joecrouse2006-09-17 08:52:25
  Well done. by Control2006-09-17 06:54:16
  So did I. by Corvus_One2006-09-17 06:44:17
  Very good! *awards Fighting Global Warming Award* (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 06:09:53
    Speaking of global warming... by Bellator2006-09-17 06:17:19
      heh, it's 61F(16C) here right now by Freakazoid2006-09-17 11:16:42
      Quit yer whining! by hieraco2006-09-17 10:55:07
        The blizzard next weekend will be blamed on you by Bellator2006-09-17 10:59:33
      it's been dashed chilly 'round here by voxwoman2006-09-17 06:26:52
        Aha! We've stolen your good weather by Bellator2006-09-17 06:39:07
      Hell is a rather good possibility. by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 06:25:26
        If I was a vampire I would have turned to dust by Bellator2006-09-17 06:38:30
          "My lord Lucifer" is ironic... by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 08:41:56
            There are many interpetations as to why he was by Bellator2006-09-17 08:55:34
              So why do you chose to serve under him? (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 10:04:57
                Because unlike God, he hasn't done anything evil. (n/t) by Bellator2006-09-17 10:06:40
                  Well, it's your choice who to server under. by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 10:55:42
          Hey, remember: by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
            been there.. by langly2006-09-17 08:06:43
            Hell is also in Montana. by joecrouse2006-09-17 08:05:35
              Montana! by Bellator2006-09-17 08:16:07
                To Hell with that! by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Next door to Leacock, I notice. by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    A Wetwang means that Intercourse was successfull. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-09-17 09:19:52
                      Don't forget - by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        If there are still people living in Sexhow, by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 10:01:08
                    And on to Fridaythorpe... (n/t) by Tomo2006-09-17 09:00:47
            I know that... by Bellator2006-09-17 07:47:43
              yup, there's a hell in Michigan by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
Captain Kirk: by hieraco2006-09-17 05:37:57
Looking for a (free) program that by Klaranth2006-09-17 05:30:08
  fc. It stands for file compare. by RetiQlum22006-09-17 08:16:08
  For Linux .. by binkley2006-09-17 07:56:47
  Cygwin and find/diff/etc... (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 05:59:49
  XTG? (n/t) by fudje2006-09-17 05:42:15
    Got link? (n/t) by Klaranth2006-09-17 05:53:00
      Can't see anything suitable on XTG Systems by hieraco2006-09-17 05:57:02
  I'll take one that'll run on XP by hieraco2006-09-17 05:36:32
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
W:ET Bar by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Waiting for an extra player - 3 of us on ATM (n/t) by Tomo2006-09-17 10:40:03
  Here's a question: by RetiQlum22006-09-17 07:43:44
    I've got company this weekend by imperito2006-09-17 09:41:50
    Across the street at the neighbors' socializing by Stuka2006-09-17 09:23:31
    Here's an answer: Asleep. by Tars_Tarkas2006-09-17 08:56:18
      Shouldn't that be GMT + 2 right now? by leonidus2006-09-17 10:56:01
      4:00 AM your time. That doesn't excuse... by RetiQlum22006-09-17 09:40:43
SOT-she's-out-there-somewhere,-but-will-we-meet?-M by Phoon2006-09-17 02:47:58
Repost: I heard that Elton John is donating by hadji2006-09-17 02:26:39
  Lame by rhinobird2006-09-17 02:55:26
    Sorry. No refunds. by hadji2006-09-17 03:19:49
      More souther than Antartica? by rhinobird2006-09-17 03:26:53
Let me guess, it's by nix2006-09-17 01:49:17
  No no no, it's by Arman X2006-09-17 07:46:28
  Those poor trekkies need to get a live by cokish2006-09-17 02:26:41
    Kirk? by rhinobird2006-09-17 02:57:58
      Heh, Brandy. by rhinobird2006-09-17 03:17:16
      I wonder which Uhura you are thinking of: by Klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Gimme the experienced one! by cptspith2006-09-17 16:34:24
          Keiko isn't introduced until DS9... ;-) (n/t) by Sharku2006-09-17 17:36:28
            No they meet in TnG She just happens by joecrouse2006-09-17 18:29:24
        Do you have a pic of her in the bad universe? by rhinobird2006-09-17 03:24:24
          Ice water will get it down quick! :-) (n/t) by ideur2006-09-17 03:44:54
        The middle one (n/t) by rhinobird2006-09-17 03:12:47
          Without looking it up, how old do you think she is by Klaranth2006-09-17 03:17:50
            In her early 70's! by ideur2006-09-17 03:38:21
              I met her in 2002, I thought she had "aged well" by divinar2006-09-17 07:18:38
            Just a guess, but in that pic, about 55ish (n/t) by rhinobird2006-09-17 03:21:40
  Change the combination on my luggage! (n/t) by WolfenOne2006-09-17 01:58:59
Attn: Illiad by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
yesterday lilo (rob levin) of freenode fame died. by anonycat2006-09-17 00:45:27
  (this was yesterday) (n/t) by anonycat2006-09-17 01:03:27
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2006-09-17 00:29:53
  Duct tape? by hieraco2006-09-17 02:19:34
    Telekinesis by TheGM2006-09-17 04:06:40
      I had to google! (Don't watch manga/anime!) by ideur2006-09-17 05:13:19
        No, he took them to the old world. by Esteis2006-09-17 05:27:41
          Because they were eating the berries which are by hieraco2006-09-17 05:35:32
            Indeed; or they boiled the leaves. by Esteis2006-09-17 05:44:05
Repost: Request for prayers, vibes, etc... by Electric Storm2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's terrible... :( by Michiel2006-09-17 01:03:36
    Terrible? More like Horrific. by RetiQlum22006-09-17 08:13:56
      Is horrific a stronger word than terrible? by Michiel2006-09-17 08:48:22
        From my observations: yes. by Qcumber-some2006-09-17 09:04:59
    Yes it is! by Electric Storm2006-09-17 01:26:33
    man.. that's terrible... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2006-09-17 01:13:38
IDGI Thread by hieraco2006-09-17 00:15:16
  "The Tholian Web" by firehawk2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Cool! I don't know that ep, but I do recognize by Michiel2006-09-17 01:08:30
What does the blue text say? by archnerd2006-09-17 00:11:55
  Looks like: by hieraco2006-09-17 00:13:28
    Nope...definitely "no Romulans allowed" (n/t) by firehawk2006-09-17 00:25:16
      But why can't the Romulans come? by Michiel2006-09-17 04:06:09
        And they have that special Ale, by rorajoey2006-09-17 04:21:48
      I bow to younger eyes (n/t) by hieraco2006-09-17 03:58:48
  no romulans allowed (n/t) by Didactylos2006-09-17 00:12:51
Found in the #SPORKS archives by hieraco2006-09-17 00:05:10
  Found in MY inbox: ! by ideur2006-09-17 00:14:05
    New Scam??? And they send it from userfriendly ? by cokish2006-09-17 04:33:13
      From addresses are easily faked (n/t) by RojSmith2006-09-17 20:52:26
  HA! slasher flick. I get it. (n/t) by rhinobird2006-09-17 00:06:58
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Shortest acceptance speech (n/t) by kahuana2006-09-17 10:39:43
  Biggest jerk (n/t) by joecrouse2006-09-17 08:08:05
  Maybe there should be a UFie Idol category... by rorajoey2006-09-17 04:25:03
  Itchiest ears. (n/t) by hadji2006-09-17 03:39:57
  Lowest percentage of (n/t) threads. by WolfenOne2006-09-17 02:01:32
    (n/t) (n/t) by rhinobird2006-09-17 02:14:25
  Most irrelevant but brilliant URL posterererer (n/ (n/t) by Lex_icon2006-09-17 01:33:50
  MOST THINGS SHOUTED (n/t) by Arivia2006-09-17 01:32:29
  Most QOTDs answered (n/t) by Arachnid2006-09-17 01:31:24
    ...for which the winner(s) would be: by Arachnid2006-09-17 01:46:28
      Wow that is quite an amount by Spisefisken2006-09-17 07:35:37
        I have a copy of the comments table by Arachnid2006-09-17 12:44:24
  Best impersonation of a group by a single user by rhinobird2006-09-17 00:14:02
    Best/Worst pun?!?!?! by RetiQlum22006-09-17 08:27:20
    You can reserve best/worst pun for hadji. (n/t) by cuboci2006-09-17 00:23:08
    Gives a whole new meaning to by fudje2006-09-17 00:22:20
  oh lets see now; by hieraco2006-09-17 00:11:54
    You forgot best-looking. by RetiQlum22006-09-17 08:29:43
      I win! by Lex_icon2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Convince lab_rat to post one? by esbita2006-09-17 10:14:55
        I'm crazy, not insane. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-09-17 10:18:36
      Well, you asked for it... by Tomo2006-09-17 09:18:51
SOT-geeked-out-M by Phoon2006-09-17 00:01:30
  I love that song by Temjin2006-09-17 08:48:12
  /me starts singing... by Lex_icon2006-09-17 01:42:16
    Heh. I have two broken laser printers. by Phoon2006-09-17 01:54:31
      The Laserjet IIIP I have here still works! :-P (n/t) by bwkaz2006-09-17 05:38:22
      Dont forget! by Lex_icon2006-09-17 02:30:15
        ... The stapler isn't in that scene. (n/t) by Phoon2006-09-17 02:34:09
          Who cares? by Lex_icon2006-09-17 23:35:48
  Song: by Arivia2006-09-17 00:22:15
  GAHHHH! Vision of Erkle as a wanna-be gangsta! by shadowsystems2006-09-17 00:05:41
    1. "Urkel". by Phoon2006-09-17 00:14:00
      Always was, Jaleel White (n/t) by Control2006-09-17 00:29:46
        Touche. by Phoon2006-09-17 00:40:02
  Weird mix of by Didactylos2006-09-17 00:04:42
    Well, better than "It's All About The Pentiums"... (n/t) by Phoon2006-09-17 00:12:26
Translations by Nea2006-09-17 00:01:01
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The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  YodadroveovertheTVwithaneagergrunt by ideur2006-09-17 00:01:01
    That's the right idea, I say. (n/t) by Concept2006-09-17 09:12:09
    red in the IE. (n/t) by rhinobird2006-09-17 00:05:06
      Turquoise in the big O. (n/t) by Esteis2006-09-17 07:04:31

 

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