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Cartoon for Aug 05, 2006
Strip for Aug 05, 2006
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Let's see. by ChuckAB2006-08-05 23:24:55
  Oh, nice Haiku there :) (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2006-08-05 23:44:08
eh help...i need serious geek power here... by fliplip932006-08-05 22:38:49
  Ok, here is the geek-ish translation by fliplip932006-08-05 23:27:02
    ^That^was^me,^I forgot to log Flip out. (n/t) by imWACC02006-08-05 23:37:19
    Damage to the mainboard. by themadkansan2006-08-05 23:34:06
    Could be a a "leaky" transformer in the PS by ideur2006-08-05 23:31:52
      Concur. by themadkansan2006-08-05 23:43:05
  inspect the mobo.. by village idiot2006-08-05 23:16:26
  Time for a new power supply, sounds like. by themadkansan2006-08-05 22:41:32
    yes power supply already replaced...but i the capa by fliplip932006-08-05 22:45:02
      Eeeew, mainboard smoked, maybe other stuff too... by themadkansan2006-08-05 23:27:34
      toasty. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-08-05 23:10:24
        Yup, new mobo needed, I bet by Kickstart2006-08-05 23:20:13
This is what comes of hanging out with hadji! by mekkanik_mike2006-08-05 22:24:11
  hahhahahahhahaha by babywhizIT2006-08-05 23:02:57
Geek question for you. by Kickstart2006-08-05 22:19:59
  What Enterprise? by Richter2008-12-02 05:26:29
  Which Enterprise? by Freakazoid2006-08-05 22:47:23
    isnt the deflector dish part of a shield anyway? ( (n/t) by Astro-g2006-08-05 22:48:34
      nope, the deflector isn't used for the shields by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
        not the shields by Astro-g2006-08-05 22:51:19
          as to the "ploty purposes" by Freakazoid2006-08-05 22:57:17
          ah, ok. it is a shield yes by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
            You're thinking all this out... by fallow2006-08-05 22:57:40
              wrongo. The writers did have to deal with this by Freakazoid2006-08-05 22:59:40
                Heh. Have you WATCHED Voyager at all? by fallow2006-08-05 23:01:02
                  have you watched trek at all? by Freakazoid2006-08-05 23:05:27
                    Dude, you're defending the plausibility of Trek? by SuaveRedSalami2006-08-05 23:38:24
  The capabilities of the Enterprise.. by fallow2006-08-05 22:45:50
    not so, there is acutally "rules" set out by Freakazoid2006-08-05 22:48:59
      Bollocks. by fallow2006-08-05 22:56:42
        prove it, then. by Freakazoid2006-08-05 22:58:08
          Sure, there are rules. by fallow2006-08-05 22:59:32
            I still await the proof by Freakazoid2006-08-05 23:04:10
              Heh.. I remember that episode. by fallow2006-08-05 23:13:46
                then you must have missed a lot by Freakazoid2006-08-05 23:23:46
                  "We're hit! Status report!" by fallow2006-08-05 23:33:24
                    yes, and? by Freakazoid2006-08-05 23:39:57
                      Now you're just making excuses. :-b (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2006-08-05 23:43:37
                        that's not an excuse by Freakazoid2006-08-05 23:47:54
                        Don't tease the Trekkie. by fallow2006-08-05 23:44:37
                      Something like 320, isn't it? (n/t) by raptor_872006-08-05 23:41:57
                        250 (n/t) by Freakazoid2006-08-05 23:42:47
                      So it's just a badly designed ship? (n/t) by Hassan2006-08-05 23:40:52
                        and your bases for that statement is..? by Freakazoid2006-08-05 23:46:46
                          None whatsoever. by Hassan2006-08-05 23:50:08
                    Yeah, that's TNG battles. by SuaveRedSalami2006-08-05 23:37:14
  are you kidding? by mekkanik_mike2006-08-05 22:27:37
I'm too drive to drunk...wait... by babywhizIT2006-08-05 22:09:44
  ... by fudje2006-08-05 22:23:06
    *refuses to vomit!* by babywhizIT2006-08-05 23:01:26
      Heh. I oddly understand. (n/t) by williamashbless2006-08-05 23:07:59
        *hugs a geek* by babywhizIT2006-08-05 23:17:26
          *returnhugs a geek* by williamashbless2006-08-05 23:28:56
Happy Birthday Me! by RetiQlum22006-08-05 21:32:38
  Happy Birthday :-) (n/t) by Ishta2006-08-06 19:13:04
  You're welcome, happy birthday ya old geezer, haha (n/t) by JG12006-08-06 07:16:07
  The BEST birthday song by cptspith2006-08-05 22:52:14
  Birthday Happy to you! by babywhizIT2006-08-05 22:11:43
  Hehe, Happy birthday!! (n/t) by purplepineapple2006-08-05 22:04:00
  wish I had a suitable toast for you (n/t) by Nightwind2006-08-05 21:58:16
    I do...I do! by babywhizIT2006-08-05 22:12:40
  happy b day now go to bed tis late. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-08-05 21:55:23
  Cin, cin!! (n/t) by lab rat2006-08-05 21:49:35
  Congratulations! by WolfenOne2006-08-05 21:48:25
  Hippo Birdie Two Ewe! (n/t) by williamashbless2006-08-05 21:40:47
Now I know where Vancouver's Impound Yard Is! (n/t) by williamashbless2006-08-05 21:21:09
  ...Any particular reason -why- you needed to know? (n/t) by themadkansan2006-08-05 22:05:07
    Parked badly. Towed. (n/t) by williamashbless2006-08-05 22:59:05
      Ick. by themadkansan2006-08-05 23:30:24
  That doesn't sound like a god thing. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-08-05 21:28:38
    No, I just phoned. No omniscience. (n/t) by williamashbless2006-08-05 21:29:16
      s /god /good by RetiQlum22006-08-05 21:30:13
        :D:D:D:D Sorry, I had to get SOME good out of by williamashbless2006-08-05 21:31:08
Tattoo appt. in two weeks :) (n/t) by Kickstart2006-08-05 21:18:25
  Who is doing it for you? by Ishta2006-08-05 21:50:36
    Funhouse tattoo on Cambie in Van. by Kickstart2006-08-05 22:03:58
      This tattoo style... by Kickstart2006-08-05 22:04:51
        Ahh ok :-) by Ishta2006-08-05 22:32:51
  Are you sure that having a daughter... by RetiQlum22006-08-05 21:29:26
    tattoos == scaring boyfriends :) (n/t) by Kickstart2006-08-05 21:41:39
      Depends what it's a tattoo of. by fallow2006-08-05 23:16:21
        Unless I blow him a kiss! :) (n/t) by Kickstart2006-08-05 23:19:06
          And then he calls your bluff... (n/t) by fallow2006-08-05 23:34:17
            I've got 5 acres worth of space for shallow graves (n/t) by Kickstart2006-08-05 23:35:26
              It's true what she says though... by Hassan2006-08-05 23:53:08
              You sound like my dad. by SuaveRedSalami2006-08-05 23:39:27
                "blokes?" by Hassan2006-08-05 23:41:53
      MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA by ideur2006-08-05 23:05:42
      I'll give you a shotgun, it's more effective... by RetiQlum22006-08-05 21:45:00
        How about I do both? :) by Kickstart2006-08-05 21:47:15
  what are you getting? (n/t) by Glytch782006-08-05 21:19:41
    Molly's handprint on my left upper chest (n/t) by Kickstart2006-08-05 21:41:09
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2006-08-05 21:00:02
Invoke: audio-type UFies by hobbs2006-08-05 19:56:37
  Can you see the back of the by cjolson1402006-08-05 21:12:42
    I pulled out the cones for the mids by hobbs2006-08-05 23:30:18
  Clean out the foam and use fiberglass batting. by themadkansan2006-08-05 21:02:30
    Thanks by hobbs2006-08-05 23:34:37
      Caps block low frequency, coils block high. (n/t) by themadkansan2006-08-05 23:46:47
        This thing has coils almost as big as my fist :) (n/t) by hobbs2006-08-05 23:54:55
Badly faked news image by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yep. by fudje2006-08-05 21:53:40
  Why should it be a fake? by Didactylos2006-08-05 21:38:39
    Nuh-uh. by Kickstart2006-08-05 21:46:07
      Tower blocks by Didactylos2006-08-05 22:01:36
        Ok, two links for you by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
          The first by Didactylos2006-08-05 22:24:48
            Take the images from the two links and compare by Kickstart2006-08-05 22:28:22
              Heh. by Didactylos2006-08-05 22:29:31
                Gotta agree with KS on this one. It's faked. by lab rat2006-08-05 22:34:22
                  It doesn't look good. by Didactylos2006-08-05 22:41:47
                    Dude Looks like clone tool and blur by joecrouse2006-08-05 23:09:29
                    What proof do you expect from me? by Kickstart2006-08-05 23:05:07
                      That's not language I expect from a mod! by Didactylos2006-08-05 23:15:02
                        Motivation? Easy: by Tars_Tarkas2006-08-05 23:31:48
                        As a mod, I tell you to drop this now. by Kickstart2006-08-05 23:17:38
                          Emailed Illiad. (n/t) by Didactylos2006-08-05 23:28:11
                            Good. (n/t) by Kickstart2006-08-05 23:31:41
                I doubt that, honestly. by Kickstart2006-08-05 22:31:04
                  Photoshop didn't exist then. by Didactylos2006-08-05 22:41:00
                    And I didn't know you played with Macs. by Didactylos2006-08-05 22:48:12
                      Semantics. by Kickstart2006-08-05 23:03:43
                        Trust me, it wasn't, and I wasn't. (n/t) by Didactylos2006-08-05 23:16:52
                          typo, and you know it: 1990 (n/t) by Kickstart2006-08-05 23:18:36
        Identical patterns across the photo? I think not. by fudje2006-08-05 22:08:29
          Huh? by Didactylos2006-08-05 22:26:24
            There are none so blind as those who by Kickstart2006-08-05 22:29:46
              No doubt that sentence by Didactylos2006-08-05 22:44:16
I know it's not a full moon, but ....... by JG12006-08-05 19:44:48
  if i lived closer by Nightwind2006-08-05 21:37:55
  You're being filmed without your knowledge? by mortaine2006-08-05 20:48:21
    Not as far as I know being a security officere by joecrouse2006-08-05 21:01:51
  On a lighter note: "Full moon butt"? by kahuana2006-08-05 19:50:28
    Yeah, don't make us bare it. (n/t) by fudje2006-08-05 19:52:18
      Likely hadji will make some kind of wisecrack. (n/t) by SnArL2006-08-05 20:30:02
How many people remember this? by Glytch782006-11-19 12:55:59
  yup, it was good. by Nightwind2006-08-05 21:37:58
  I loved it by WolfenOne2006-08-05 20:18:26
  You mean this? by jmaxsohmer2006-08-05 20:02:25
    find the setting to fix that, by Glytch782006-08-05 20:04:09
      It's intentional. by jmaxsohmer2006-08-05 20:25:25
      How about drop the "enigmatic" act and just tell by kahuana2006-08-05 20:08:21
        say please. by Glytch782006-11-19 12:55:59
          Thank you. by kahuana2006-08-05 20:25:08
  But, but, but... by JG12006-08-05 19:18:27
  Sorry, I just get an "I wanna cookie" nag. by kahuana2006-08-05 19:08:42
Riiiight .... by LilDragon2006-08-05 18:32:29
  Welcome to the UFieverse! by Dire_Lobo2006-08-05 19:25:08
It's not that hard, is it? by Nessalc2006-08-05 18:18:25
  There's a lot more brains by Myke2006-08-05 18:44:58
    From what I can see, USB doesn't need much. by kahuana2006-08-05 19:35:50
      Perhaps I'm just uninformed by Nessalc2006-08-05 20:45:58
        toggle switch connections won't work well by Freakazoid2006-08-05 23:08:27
        Apparently you never use the console in BSD... (n/ (n/t) by Myke2006-08-05 22:05:42
I miss the good old days in law enforcement... by Dire_Lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
Accused 'Serial Shooter' described as 'sweet' by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Been reading "The Sociopath Next Door"? (n/t) by Concept2006-08-05 21:48:10
  Which is the only difference between by vetitice2006-08-05 17:58:05
    More coffee for geeks. (n/t) by Glytch782006-08-05 21:24:15
Chocolatini or Pomegranate vodka? by Ishta2006-08-05 17:44:30
  I vote Pomegranate. Mmmmmmm ! (n/t) by Number_Six2006-08-05 18:10:58
    I'll be trying it next by Ishta2006-08-05 18:22:24
  mmm chocolatini over crushed ice (n/t) by Ishta2006-08-05 18:08:11
    with Bailey's :P (n/t) by JG12006-08-05 19:12:56
Help with Google Account/homepage by pentium5dot12006-08-05 17:44:21
  use different browsers [n/t] by ftbotsb2006-08-05 20:01:46
  I occasionally get the you need to reauthorize by Talchas2006-08-05 17:53:37
  Doubt it. by Lady-Luna2006-08-05 17:51:49
I wonder if the architect knew what he was doing by Number_Six2006-08-05 17:25:28
  Is that a Navy base? (n/t) by Astro-g2006-08-05 23:00:20
  could somebody explain for us linuxs users whocan' by normc2006-08-05 20:05:21
    It's a grouping of 4 buildings by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thanks I thought it was something like that (n/t) by normc2006-08-05 20:42:33
        Google Earth is now available for Linux too, eh? ( (n/t) by jiteo2006-08-05 20:45:12
  According to Google Earth community by vetitice2006-08-05 18:21:14
  That would be 32° 40' 34" N 117 09' 27" W I think? by Talchas2006-08-05 18:00:25
    Oopsie... Sorry. You are correct. by Number_Six2006-08-05 18:05:54
  Call me stupid but.... by vetitice2006-08-05 17:38:44
    I was wondering that. (n/t) by snate2006-08-05 17:41:00
      I third that. by jiteo2006-08-05 17:46:47
        +90 degrees north by run.dll2006-08-05 20:49:48
  How the heck do I enter that. by snate2006-08-05 17:34:06
    You can leave off punctuation by hobbs2006-08-05 18:18:04
      Yeah, I got it after the correction. (n/t) by snate2006-08-05 18:19:06
    Wait a minute, 117°? (n/t) by snate2006-08-05 17:40:34
attn: theanomaly - you have urgent gmail (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-08-05 17:14:53
Gah, I;m almost done with Call of Cthulhu DCotE by snate2006-08-05 17:12:43
  I NEED HELP by snate2006-08-05 18:14:00
    You have to cut corners... every possible. by williamashbless2006-08-05 21:15:15
    Sorry. Not there yet. by Number_Six2006-08-05 18:33:36
Okay, whose campaigning for UF on MSNBC? by iarann2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Meh, it's my homepage. by RetiQlum22006-08-05 17:05:36
  s/whose/who is/ (I said I was tired!) (n/t) by iarann2006-08-05 16:53:59
I am tired ... (longish post) by iarann2006-08-05 16:41:06
  Go rest - sounds like you earned it! (n/t) by Dire_Lobo2006-08-05 18:21:29
    Sitting here, reading UF and drinking coffee! (n/t by iarann2006-08-05 18:29:02
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! by thejugglingking2006-08-05 16:34:07
Anybody know of a good DC/AC adapter? by jmaxsohmer2006-08-05 16:24:48
  Regular 120VAC socket? by fudje2006-08-05 17:25:25
    Nopenopenope. by themadkansan2006-08-05 20:47:19
  Just run down to your local auto parts store by shorty822006-08-05 16:56:53
  The "technical" name is "power inverter" (IIRC) by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
There's nothing like a sleeping kitten by wheresthefish2006-08-05 16:16:17
  Agreed! by thejugglingking2006-08-05 16:38:11
"Who are you?" by hadji2006-08-05 15:58:22
  Sounds like a line from a pr0n film, hehehe (n/t) by JG12006-08-05 19:21:03
    It'd pay to see that, if it had David Tennant... ( (n/t) by fallow2006-08-05 22:58:42
  Ahem, I am........................................ by thejugglingking2006-08-05 16:38:52
  o.O (n/t) by snate2006-08-05 16:02:09
    It's the truth. (n/t) by fudje2006-08-05 17:02:37
I was amused because they were manboobies. by jiteo2006-08-05 15:46:32
  Come to Hurley's Irish Pub on Crescent by rook_mtl2006-08-05 18:07:00
The UF Desktop Calendar Date Circler v1.0 by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
  works very nicely (n/t) by jpprater2006-08-05 18:53:41
  What's with the +1, +2, etc > (n/t) by Klaranth2006-08-05 16:07:38
    Your timezone perhaps? (n/t) by Deverant2006-08-05 16:11:37
      Correct (n/t) by Bellator2006-08-05 16:41:33
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2006-08-05 17:43:15
  WTH? Mods, moderate this please (n/t) by Bellator2006-08-05 15:42:48
Requesting prayers for a friend by z1root2006-08-05 14:53:40
  *sends positive vibes* (n/t) by williamashbless2006-08-05 21:16:30
  *kind thoughts, prayers and most heartfelt by Dire_Lobo2006-08-05 18:25:06
  {{{z1root}}} (n/t) by Ishta2006-08-05 17:40:03
  You have my prayers, and so does he. by firehawk2006-08-05 16:11:34
  {{{z1root}}} by fitzso2006-08-05 15:51:53
  Will pray for him. by esbita2006-08-05 15:10:25
  He'll be in my thoughts. by Esteis2006-08-05 15:01:22
  {{{z1root}}} by Lady-Luna2006-08-05 14:59:58
The return of Hieraco's WTCCPPOTD* by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cool closeups on the photobucket by Anonymous Freak2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Cats do take on the personalities of their names by hieraco2006-08-06 01:46:04
  Nice :-) by snate2006-08-05 14:27:04
    Everyone is starting to settle in by hieraco2006-08-05 14:32:17
My Amazon Review for the RD-XS35 DVR by tonza2006-08-05 13:41:04
  Thanks! I was tempted to order one. by kahuana2006-08-05 15:40:19
    tell on amazon that that review has been helpful t by Klaranth2006-08-05 16:08:39
      1) I read the review on UF, not Amazon. by kahuana2006-08-05 16:23:22
Geek t'shirts by Ishta2006-08-05 13:19:17
  What is "Got Root" in Brittish? by royr2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I've not heard of it... by Glum_Reaper2006-08-05 14:29:40
      I was told what it meant by by Ishta2006-08-05 17:41:37
    Penis == root I was told (n/t) by Ishta2006-08-05 14:08:25
      It's not a common meaning. by Didactylos2006-08-05 14:34:39
        That was a slang use in the late 70's when I was by Havoc2006-08-05 15:05:39
    I thought it was Aussie slang. by Illiad2006-08-05 13:46:01
      *checks I'm an Aussie* by dab2006-08-05 21:11:42
      I was told that but also by Ishta2006-08-05 14:10:12
        :-D when it's rat instead of got by Ishta2006-08-05 14:20:02
      Well put sir, well put. by RetiQlum22006-08-05 14:07:04
  I'd avoid wearing the shirt by Bastetsmuse2006-08-05 13:40:00
    Usually I avoid shirts with swearing by Ishta2006-08-05 13:45:58
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Attn: Fakiiri! re: Afterburner. by Anonymous Freak2006-08-05 14:21:44
    afterburner's on vacation by kyrasantae2006-08-05 16:58:00
    Congrats! by Havoc2006-08-05 15:14:56
      BTW - if anyone is near me in MD, I'll sell these by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The weighting is set deliberately low by Didactylos2006-08-05 14:36:43
      Ah... by Anonymous Freak2006-08-05 15:00:28
        Good to know by Didactylos2006-08-05 15:21:17
          Not enough for HDC... by Anonymous Freak2006-08-05 18:02:41
            It misses the by Didactylos2006-08-05 18:16:09
              FAAH gives a week, this only takes 2 days. (n/t) by Anonymous Freak2006-08-06 23:04:12
What's your desert island beer? by JimK2006-08-05 13:03:45
  Weihenstephaner Korbinian by archnerd2006-08-05 15:44:18
  Oregon's Black Butte Porter by Anonymous Freak2006-08-05 14:39:39
    You can't have the record... by archnerd2006-08-05 15:46:00
  Harpoon IPA by smut2006-08-05 14:18:12
I have a udden craving for Bayley's by Rogue19712006-08-05 12:45:35
  I have Bailey's by Ishta2006-08-05 12:59:57
  s/udden/sudden (n/t) by Rogue19712006-08-05 12:45:51
Darth Vader is such a jerk by fallow2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's hilarious. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-08-05 12:30:09
That was disappointing. by RetiQlum22006-08-05 12:23:52
  Switch the "Safe Search" off! by ideur2006-08-05 12:50:08
    It is off. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-08-05 13:00:33
  add girl to your string ;o) (n/t) by Rogue19712006-08-05 12:32:18
  On the other hand, a search for "Beefcake"... (n/t by fallow2006-08-05 12:27:12
    ... is not something I want to search on. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-08-05 12:29:00
I tell ya, kids these days!!! by Rogue19712006-08-05 12:22:06
  Get used to it. by RetiQlum22006-08-05 12:26:40
    Awww, poor baaabyyy... by shadowsystems2006-08-05 19:09:44
Does anyone know much about Crossfire and SLI? by MikeCDN2006-08-05 12:20:43
  Correct. SLI=1 monitor, no SLI=many. by Anonymous Freak2006-08-05 14:51:11
    Okay so basically... by MikeCDN2006-08-05 15:30:31
  Well, there's Matrox's TripleHead2Go by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That seems neat by MikeCDN2006-08-05 14:07:23
      VGA has more bandwidth than DVI by Tomo2006-08-05 15:02:50
  Crossfire and SLI by Jito4632006-08-05 13:58:35
    Yes I get that by MikeCDN2006-08-05 14:03:48
Funny Video by VivianC2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If you are over 60 you shouldn't rock n roll by hieraco2006-08-05 13:52:12
    Tell that to Mick Jagger. (n/t) by hadji2006-08-05 13:57:05
      Sure thing, bring him over for coffee and I'll by hieraco2006-08-05 14:15:12
        She's not a rocker... by Illiad2006-08-05 16:43:19
          Haven't heard any recent music from her by hieraco2006-08-06 01:47:19
  Heheheh. by Salmar2006-08-05 13:03:58
    s/ghth/ght/ by Salmar2006-08-05 13:05:37
  That was GREAT! by Illiad2006-08-05 12:15:29
  *shudders* by emlaabs2006-08-05 12:08:24
    I got to the first "no thank you sir"... by firehawk2006-08-05 16:21:51
  btw Viv, got the answer to your question? (n/t) by Rogue19712006-08-05 12:05:39
  When was KITT modified? by SoylentGreen2006-08-05 11:45:25
    I noticed that too. by RetiQlum22006-08-05 12:04:17
      Zero's being generous ;-) (n/t) by SoylentGreen2006-08-05 13:08:27
      Australia ;) (n/t) by Rogue19712006-08-05 12:05:02
Attn: Rogue1971 by Illiad2006-08-05 11:08:09
  You totaly welcome :o) by Rogue19712006-08-05 11:15:42
    She does! by Illiad2006-08-05 12:06:53
      Did I miss a birthing while away? (n/t) by hieraco2006-08-05 13:49:06
      :oJust what the worlds needs, Annother you :oP by Rogue19712006-08-05 12:10:41
Water fight!!! by TheRantingGeek2006-08-05 10:28:42
  BAWAHAHAHHA I have an Olive Drab W:ET T-Shirt by hieraco2006-08-05 13:47:27
  *loads super soaker with ice shots* by Rogue19712006-08-05 10:41:01
    *takes cover* (n/t) by TheRantingGeek2006-08-05 11:07:55
  I'm safe- wearing black. by esbita2006-08-05 10:34:50
    It matches your soul, dear. (n/t) by Esteis2006-08-05 11:05:48
      my humor, maybe... :P (n/t) by esbita2006-08-05 11:41:42
    Wearing black on a day like this? by TheRantingGeek2006-08-05 10:37:20
      I always dress in black. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2006-08-05 10:49:28
  Wear white? Me? by Glum_Reaper2006-08-05 10:31:39
    *gets drenched* by TheRantingGeek2006-08-05 10:38:06
      *throws pudding* Bwahahahaha! (n/t) by firehawk2006-08-05 16:25:59
Question about banking by imrambi2006-08-05 10:03:58
  Is the check drawn in the state you work? by Anonymous Freak2006-08-05 14:55:51
  What you do then is... by Jito4632006-08-05 14:07:31
  Yes it is legal and will happenEach and every time by hieraco2006-08-05 13:44:41
  It's legal. by Illiad2006-08-05 12:20:30
  Ask the bank to call. by Myke2006-08-05 10:12:00
  Yes but only once or twice by Ishta2006-08-05 10:11:50
Today is the anniversary of my mother's death. by RetiQlum22006-08-05 09:55:41
  {{{Retiqlum2}}} (n/t) by ixeian2006-08-05 13:02:25
  *Raises glass* by Illiad2006-08-05 12:16:08
    *raises glass and joins in toast* (n/t) by Nightwind2006-08-05 21:40:45
    She would have liked that. by RetiQlum22006-08-05 12:28:01
  {{{RetiQlum2}}} (n/t) by CynicalRyan2006-08-05 10:46:04
  {{{Retiqlum2}}} (n/t) by esbita2006-08-05 10:04:06
  {{{ RetiQlum2 }}} (n/t) by FST7772006-08-05 10:03:12
  May she rest in peace, by Esteis2006-08-05 10:02:23
  {{{{{RetiQlim2 and family }}}}} (n/t) by Rogue19712006-08-05 10:01:09
*grumble* *spit* I need to reboot my life. (n/t) by williamashbless2006-08-05 09:55:34
  Ctrl...Alt...........TEQUILA! \:D/ (n/t) by firehawk2006-08-05 16:27:03
  Ditto. (n/t) by wheresthefish2006-08-05 10:34:07
  Ctrl-Alt-Del, man. Ctrl-Alt-Del. (n/t) by TheRantingGeek2006-08-05 10:26:26
Arrgh, reposting yet again re NVIDIA drivers by pentium5dot12006-11-19 12:55:59
  Okay, now I am agreeing to take action by pentium5dot12006-08-05 18:06:39
    Why not go for the most recent? by Havoc2006-08-05 20:45:50
      People are having issues with the 91.xx drivers. by themadkansan2006-08-05 23:50:45
  I just installed 91.31 by Havoc2006-08-05 12:01:17
    hmm? 84.21 unstable? by Freakazoid2006-08-05 13:37:48
      I never said it was unstable by pentium5dot12006-08-05 17:55:54
        note who I was replying to by Freakazoid2006-08-05 20:16:17
      For me, anyway it did the same as all the others by Havoc2006-08-05 15:04:28
    Oh yeah, don't forget to UNINSTALL by Havoc2006-08-05 12:02:43
  So you have been 'thinking' about it for 3 days? by cokish2006-08-05 09:46:24
    No, just lazy by pentium5dot12006-08-05 18:01:47
  I always use the latest drivers from NVidia. by Scirocco2006-08-05 09:38:52
The Gmail spam filter sucks. by IByte2006-08-05 09:12:17
  yes, it sucks all the spam out of my inbox (n/t) by ftbotsb2006-08-05 20:06:09
  I think it works perfectly. by Scirocco2006-08-05 09:35:38
    I've only had one get through. by RetiQlum22006-08-05 10:15:43
      PEBKAC... by pentium5dot12006-08-05 17:53:57
TAG! by Rogue19712006-08-05 09:00:30
  <menu> by pupdog2006-08-05 17:51:45
  *Watches rogue1971 run away* by ChuckAB2006-08-05 09:12:25
    ditto. (n/t) by JustnCase2006-08-05 09:36:51
Yes! Annoying neighbor moving out... by esbita2006-08-05 08:21:16
  Congratulations! I know what it's like by hieraco2006-08-05 08:50:59
  Ahh - but who's moving in? by DrDeisel2006-08-05 08:30:28
    Don't spoil my fun. :) by esbita2006-08-05 08:44:03
  Congrats. :) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2006-08-05 08:27:20
OK so my package has reached its final destination by Rogue19712006-08-05 07:56:12
  What package? by VivianC2006-08-05 08:35:16
    I know! I know! by RetiQlum22006-08-05 10:22:58
    I sent something to sombody to give to sombody by Rogue19712006-08-05 08:38:35
Attn: weekend W:ET shirters by JustnCase2006-08-05 07:15:07
  email sent yesterday by emlaabs2006-08-05 07:42:00
    Ditto. (n/t) by Sharku2006-08-05 07:42:30
      I have. :) (n/t) by JustnCase2006-08-05 09:22:20
  I will probably do one more run. by JustnCase2006-08-05 07:16:41
    Sweet! What's the cost, since I missed it? (n/t) by Stuka2006-08-05 12:49:03
Hehehe... by cjolson1402006-08-05 07:06:23
  An psychoanalyst would have fun with that by carl522006-08-05 09:09:47
  One of these days... by Arivia2006-08-05 07:10:50
    Another time by cjolson1402006-08-05 07:16:55
      Stef must be desparate... by TheRantingGeek2006-08-05 07:45:27
    Growling them would be funnier. ;) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2006-08-05 07:15:18
ATTN: parastra & Allandaros by Arivia2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'd say 'yes'... by parastra2006-08-05 07:39:42
    Heh. (n/t) by Arivia2006-08-05 07:53:01
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
Advice Please by waveydavey2006-08-05 06:03:56
  Why not just use a DVD player? by Myke2006-08-05 08:39:27
    *Calls geek regulatory board on Myke* by Stuka2006-08-05 12:50:16
      Hey - it's priciples like that by Myke2006-08-05 15:11:53
  Linux and VLC by imrambi2006-08-05 06:33:44
attn. runn.dll by zoxer2006-08-05 05:49:17
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
I can't find a stance on NetNeutrality in this by imWACC02006-08-05 04:59:53
  No politician will put his thoughts by joecrouse2006-08-05 11:11:53
  He's a politician by aranthon2006-08-05 08:39:19
  Typical politics. by daemon_poet2006-08-05 07:34:46
  Durbin isn't up for re-election I think. by JustnCase2006-08-05 07:26:33
I'm off to Rome! by Michiel2006-08-05 04:43:51
  I'm off to roam by hieraco2006-08-05 07:56:15
    *sings* Wherever I may roam! (n/t) by firehawk2006-08-05 16:24:52
    I'm off to foam by babywhizIT2006-08-05 08:14:35
      I'm off to home. by Sharku2006-08-05 08:25:31
        I'm in a tome. (n/t) by VivianC2006-08-05 08:36:20
          I read a tome - in a tomb (n/t) by ChuckAB2006-08-05 09:41:27
            Did you fall and go boom in the tomb? (n/t) by VivianC2006-08-05 11:28:41
          I met a gnome. by IByte2006-08-05 09:19:11
            A comb in Nome falls mainly in the loam. (n/t) by run.dll2006-08-05 14:58:43
W:ET Bar by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well... by thejugglingking2006-08-05 16:46:24
    WOOT!!! by thejugglingking2006-08-05 16:48:41
  I have 70 minutes before I have to mow the yard. by ChuckAB2006-08-05 05:50:08
  austinkp's server status page broken? by ChuckAB2006-08-05 05:49:18
    Loads fine here... by FST7772006-08-05 06:45:42
      Just finished mowing the yard *checks status page* by ChuckAB2006-08-05 09:13:04
        Works fine... by FST7772006-08-05 10:06:14
          Absolutely positive. by ChuckAB2006-08-05 12:25:16
          Server is on Mountain time. by jiteo2006-08-05 10:22:26
            Clock is ticking right now :) (n/t) by FST7772006-08-05 17:41:55
A herd of trolls!? by Corvus_One2006-11-19 12:55:59
  How I got a new server (from 2004) by divinar2006-08-05 08:09:02
  No, but I use the word "competition" a lot. by FST7772006-08-05 06:47:40
  *scoffs* by retiqlum22006-08-05 06:33:28
  Not Trolls, by heymrmessy2006-08-05 03:48:58
Kickstart, all yours. 37 to bridge (n/t) by Klaranth2006-08-05 03:27:39
Illiways, the cafe at the end of the Ufiverse by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
  *grabs large mug of BAS* by TheRantingGeek2006-08-05 07:43:54
  *Stumbles in, all groggy like.* by Vulture2006-08-05 03:14:24
    bon jour, y'all by flatlander2006-08-05 05:15:35
Why do I suddenly feel very old? by Tyop2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I don't even have an A: drive by carl522006-08-05 09:28:40
    any machine that doesnt have a floppy drive by joecrouse2006-08-05 11:22:40
  Haha...but it makes you feel good! by babywhizIT2006-08-05 08:22:05
  We're a dying breed. by TheRantingGeek2006-08-05 07:50:32
  MY first x86 box had A, B, C, &D by flatlander2006-08-05 05:59:40
  I miss my floppy drive(s) by Sjefen.no2006-08-05 05:38:39
    USB...USB.... (n/t) by babywhizIT2006-08-05 08:23:21
  That's not too bad by UGuardian2006-08-05 05:29:48
    two of the three brand new computers by flatlander2006-08-05 05:51:14
  What about cassette drives? by Jeff_UK2006-08-05 04:55:12
    ...For a TRS-80? (n/t) by themadkansan2006-08-05 05:15:12
      TI-99/4A in my case. by retiqlum22006-08-05 06:42:03
        Second! by acrisius2006-08-05 09:49:37
      Nope, but 8" floppy drives! (n/t) by ideur2006-08-05 05:44:47
  I have a B drive. by Qcumber-some2006-08-05 03:04:29
    GAAH I should read before submit. by Qcumber-some2006-08-05 03:06:48
      Double nitpick. by Anonymous Freak2006-08-05 10:47:33
        This time I win ;-) by Qcumber-some2006-08-05 13:21:25
          Ah... by Anonymous Freak2006-08-06 23:11:44
      Nitpicking by ripley82006-08-05 03:33:22
        Yeah, right. 4.77MHz is correct. (n/t) by Qcumber-some2006-08-05 03:39:00
          Does it have the turbo key? :) (n/t) by Concept2006-08-05 09:58:16
            No turbo key. by Qcumber-some2006-08-05 13:25:57
              Yeah, it was. My third computer had a Turbo key. by bobmon2006-08-05 17:07:53
  I feel your pain by imWACC02006-08-05 02:52:23
  :-) by Ishta2006-08-05 02:50:27
    arghhhhhhhhhhhh logo RUN! RUNAWAY by joecrouse2006-08-05 11:19:22
    "One-button clunky old mice"? by bwkaz2006-08-05 06:00:35
      Well the new ones are pretty. by Ishta2006-08-05 09:57:21
      My best Crashintosh, which I'm using now by flatlander2006-08-05 06:09:06
  But, You are young! by ideur2006-08-05 02:32:02
    300 baud? ;-) (n/t) by Ishta2006-08-05 02:55:30
      No modem, no screen! by ideur2006-08-05 02:57:18
        Reminds me of something by Ishta2006-08-05 03:02:12
    did you hurt yourself on the dip switches? (n/t) by rhinobird2006-08-05 02:39:57
      The dip switches were an improvement over by ChuckAB2006-08-05 05:18:29
        Same on the "good old" Adaptec "1542B" (n/t) by ideur2006-08-05 05:53:02
  now I feel old too by rhinobird2006-08-05 02:31:19
  ..."archaic drive systems"??? by themadkansan2006-08-05 02:29:59
    I still use them at work. by Tomo2006-08-05 15:06:03
    Young whippersnapper. by krikkert2006-08-05 02:38:22
      I have both, and a zip250, DVD, DVD-RW (DL) by divinar2006-08-05 13:01:56
      You win! by carl522006-08-05 09:23:43
      I've got a combo drive. by shadowsystems2006-08-05 03:14:44
  *sigh*^2 by Bonzo2006-08-05 02:29:52
    Why not : by Klaranth2006-08-05 03:09:58
      Same idea as "diskcopy a: b:" by bwkaz2006-08-05 06:03:15
    or you can have a 3-1/2" and a 5-1/4" drive (n/t) by ideur2006-08-05 02:34:09
      Or a ZIP drive as B: (n/t) by Jito4632006-08-05 07:11:25
      or a 3.5" and a tape drive by Ishta2006-08-05 03:03:59
      or map a network drive to b: by Tyop2006-08-05 02:35:51
Well, that was foolish by Astro-g2006-08-05 02:21:11
  When David Carradine dose it, it's cool . . . by imWACC02006-08-05 02:40:44
  Use a lot of cold water! by ideur2006-08-05 02:36:05
    hmmn - should I lance the proto-blisters? (n/t) by Astro-g2006-08-05 02:41:20
      I would leave the blister(s) alone (intact). by ideur2006-08-05 03:00:23
        Correct! by shargo2006-08-05 04:40:39
          Addition... by shargo2006-08-05 04:46:14
    I thought it was pork (n/t) by snate2006-08-05 02:36:41
      Depends on the case! by ideur2006-08-05 02:38:42
Why are Static ads in Spanish for me? by themadkansan2006-08-05 01:56:03
  Friend Computer thinks you should learn Spanish. (n/t) by krikkert2006-08-05 02:11:28
    Feh. Friend Computer will get lobotomized... by themadkansan2006-08-05 02:15:50
      COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR! by Arivia2006-08-05 02:22:28
        I've always heard it as.. by rhinobird2006-08-05 02:38:28
          No. It is "Snooch Ninja Haiku" (n/t) by Klaranth2006-08-05 03:48:02
          You do not have the security clearance by krikkert2006-08-05 02:43:38
        Nyahnyah - you missed. by themadkansan2006-08-05 02:27:43
        Heh. by krikkert2006-08-05 02:23:53
          Isn't Paranoia an authoritarian world, by Esteis2006-08-05 11:09:19
            That's one of the ironic things about Alpha by Arivia2006-08-05 13:27:45
            You sound like a commie mutant traitor! by RetiQlum22006-08-05 12:12:28
          It works the same way too. (n/t) by retiqlum22006-08-05 06:56:09
          Very, very, nice krikkert. (n/t) by Arivia2006-08-05 02:26:09
          Great quote.. Yours? (n/t) by Tyop2006-08-05 02:25:15
            Yep, but inspired by Friend Computer. (n/t) by krikkert2006-08-05 02:37:22
  No habla technologie! (n/t) by SnArL2006-08-05 02:04:08
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Amazing how the media blew this out of proportion. by Pandilex2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Still didn't work very well, for letter writing, by Concept2006-08-05 12:17:55
  Dear aunt, I mean mom... It still didn't work. by LSU_Frodin2006-08-05 08:55:13
  You know... by Anonymous Freak2006-11-19 12:55:59
    He's The Emperor! by Eternal_Newbie2006-08-05 11:50:07
    Bill Gates isn't darth vader! by Pandilex2006-08-05 04:23:49
  Reminds me of this: by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
  oh dear by fitzso2006-08-05 00:46:18
Comment Board Trivia by count_02006-08-05 00:03:38
  WTF!!?!?!? by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Did I get that wrong?? by Tyop2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ye, but it was Moog that `retailed' them to the by hieraco2006-08-05 08:39:56
      Correct. Hence the name Theremin. (n/t) by Mr.Taco2006-08-05 02:43:40
        Moog did the Moog, obviously. (n/t) by Arivia2006-08-05 03:05:28
          To The Question: by Arivia2006-08-05 03:10:22
            How did we get from Electronic music to metal? by hieraco2006-08-05 08:44:32
              I happened. *wink* (n/t) by Arivia2006-08-05 09:17:34
            Anthrax and Slayer by FST7772006-08-05 03:13:26
              I'm going to take a guess and say "Stryper"... by parastra2006-08-05 05:22:05
                Wrong! Very wrong! by FST7772006-08-05 06:32:07
                EEK! by Arivia2006-08-05 06:16:57
                  In Flames, At the Gates, Dark Tranquillity by FST7772006-08-05 06:33:27
                    Ok, ok, so I don't follow 'christian' metal :( by parastra2006-08-05 06:53:43
                      Antestor was right... by FST7772006-08-05 08:44:57
                      Yet ANOTHER band with Hellhammer on drums... (n/t) by Arivia2006-08-05 06:57:56
                        Just one album by FST7772006-08-05 08:45:36
                          Further info: by FST7772006-08-05 08:49:18
                        Also Emperor, Dimmu Borgir & Immortal? by parastra2006-08-05 07:19:52
                          Who, Hellhammer? by Arivia2006-08-05 08:06:01
                            I thought I read somewhere he played with them for by parastra2006-08-05 08:44:38
                              According to MA, no. *shrugs* by Arivia2006-08-05 09:06:16
                                Ok, new question... by parastra2006-08-05 17:21:27
  ohh sorry.. TheRantingGeek posted the question! (n (n/t) by count_02006-08-05 00:04:20
Translations by Nea2006-08-05 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by FST7772006-08-05 03:14:25
    By FST777 by FST7772006-08-05 03:23:56
      Lastig, lastig... (n/t) by FST7772006-08-05 03:24:19
        maar wel een mooie poging... by madjo2006-08-06 15:54:58
  deutsch/german (n/t) by Slick422006-08-05 00:21:23
    Deutsch (etwas frei) by shred2006-08-05 01:40:02
      Nice :-) (n/t) by showdogg2006-08-05 03:31:29
    Eins zu eins Übersetzung (mehr oder weniger) by Slick422006-08-05 01:06:30
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  What do I want for lunch this week? by fudje2006-08-05 19:55:10
  Figuring out why my machine locks up... by bwkaz2006-08-05 10:08:19
  trying to figure out - by zeitnot2006-08-05 07:11:31
  Is getting out of bed a mental or physical challen by McGowan2006-08-05 06:26:13
  Next? by SnappingTurtle2006-08-05 05:50:20
  get out of bed tomorrow (n/t) by cokish2006-08-05 03:39:41
  Remembering my roomate's birthday... by Mr.Taco2006-08-05 02:42:00
  But first : Beat Kickstart with scrabble :) (n/t) by Klaranth2006-08-05 02:00:30
  Learning to speak Swedish by hieraco2006-08-05 01:52:48
    Oh yes it can... by shargo2006-08-05 04:55:14
    Ehh.. That's not Swedish! It's Norwegian! by Bonzo2006-08-05 04:52:35
    Børk, elgen der borte vil ha tak i deg... (n/t) by krikkert2006-08-05 02:12:10
      Forvirra inte idioten by hieraco2006-08-05 08:37:40
        Don't you have a Swedish keyboard now? :) by Scirocco2006-08-05 13:37:23
          That was posted from my laptop by hieraco2006-08-05 14:13:20
  The willpower to keep on this diet. (n/t) by Kickstart2006-08-05 01:23:30
    Second. So far 2kg per month down :) (n/t) by Klaranth2006-08-05 01:59:56
      One week as of tomorrow by Kickstart2006-08-05 20:11:23
  Not mental, METAL! by Arivia2006-08-05 01:06:04
    Nope - mental. by themadkansan2006-08-05 01:27:34
  <Farnsworth> my wha?... </Farnsworth> (n/t) by rhinobird2006-08-05 00:31:46
  I'm allready mental, no challenge there. (n/t) by Astro-g2006-08-05 00:30:34
  Not going completely bonkers over the next week. (n/t) by retiqlum22006-08-05 00:25:35
  Figuring out the next mental challenge? (n/t) by LJENS2006-08-05 00:09:57
  Figuring out my S.O. ! (n/t) by manxmania2006-08-05 00:05:11
    Gonna solve the unfied field theory... by retiqlum22006-08-05 06:54:40
      See, that there is the problem - us guys keep by Arman X2006-08-05 08:25:49
    Bad news for you by hieraco2006-08-05 01:52:09
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Fuscia (or violet/lilac) in Internet Exploder by hieraco2006-08-05 01:51:20
  yourdaddroveoveradirtydirtydockworkerwhilesinginga by ideur2006-08-05 00:01:24
    Nice bright purple in IE (n/t) by Medentic2006-08-05 00:13:08
      I'd call it 'rasberry.' (n/t) by retiqlum22006-08-05 00:26:53
        pthpthpthptpht! (n/t) by rhinobird2006-08-05 00:30:20

 

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