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Cartoon for Jun 24, 2006
Strip for Jun 24, 2006
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Morals/Ethics on a found laptop by glitch2006-06-24 23:08:38
  Gotta agree with them... by shadowsystems2006-06-25 00:03:45
    True by glitch2006-06-25 00:08:21
      Good for you. by shadowsystems2006-06-25 00:14:37
  Here, you'dve messed up big time. by fudje2006-06-24 23:35:36
    Read my post titled "True" (n/t) by glitch2006-06-25 00:08:39
  Well, by dals_rule2006-06-24 23:25:16
  Theoretically.. by Pandilex2006-06-24 23:24:56
    Legit copy, based on the key on the bottom by glitch2006-06-25 00:05:32
      IF that's true... by shadowsystems2006-06-25 00:22:50
        In NL, anything found and brought to the cops by klaranth2006-06-25 00:42:52
          Same concept here in the 'States... by shadowsystems2006-06-25 00:47:18
            What I'm curious about is by glitch2006-06-25 01:14:46
              Since I don't know where you're at... by shadowsystems2006-06-25 01:20:26
                Agreed by L8_Nyte2006-06-25 06:43:36
Energy Drinks and their effectiveness by glitch2006-06-24 22:59:04
  The A-List: by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-06-24 23:37:34
    to bad... by hitmark2006-07-03 15:33:05
    I stick with.. by Village Idiot2006-06-26 08:19:17
    So which works best out of all those? (n/t) by glitch2006-06-25 00:11:53
    Red Bull goes best with Vodka. by fudje2006-06-24 23:39:19
      Cheap vodka?!? by Village Idiot2006-06-26 08:21:25
  I find that raw adrenaline works best. by fudje2006-06-24 23:24:29
  Here in Japan they're great! by Pandilex2006-06-24 23:20:43
  energy drinks are bad news by themachine2006-06-24 23:06:50
    Sleep.. at work.. there's an idea by glitch2006-06-24 23:09:38
Bahahahahaha!!!!! by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Just a thought... by shadowsystems2006-06-25 00:06:44
Kow was wow. by kyrasantae2006-06-24 21:33:34
  Bummer. It sounds Like I would have enjoyed it by hieraco2006-06-24 23:51:02
  "Tainted Love" was written by Soft Cell... by SnArL2006-06-24 21:41:22
    Gloria Jones was the original interpret by grunz2006-06-24 21:58:37
Anyone ever use SysInternals page defrag? by Ishta2006-06-24 21:12:34
Blues music to my ears. by Danu2006-06-24 21:10:58
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2006-06-24 21:00:01
Anyone know how to convert a FLAC file to MP3 by hieraco2006-06-24 20:36:35
  FLAC is useful. by fudje2006-06-24 23:04:45
    Umm so I can play it? by hieraco2006-06-24 23:58:11
  flac -d | $encoder by imperito2006-06-24 20:51:35
  Use the FLAC libraries to go WAV. by Arivia2006-06-24 20:40:35
last-minute acting advice by dennismv2006-06-24 20:22:18
  Pretend the other person is Bush. (n/t) by hadji2006-06-24 21:12:47
    Problems arise when one actor kills the other.... (n/t) by fudje2006-06-24 23:37:11
      and you're not that far from the truth ... by dennismv2006-06-25 00:27:55
      You mean . . . by hadji2006-06-24 23:49:37
  When you slam a door on the set by hieraco2006-06-24 20:26:33
    When I worked with directors... by imrambi2006-06-24 20:30:43
      motions by dennismv2006-06-24 20:34:55
        Feel free to be rude and cut him short by hieraco2006-06-24 20:40:09
MySpace has another victim by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I absolutely hate MySpace by glitch2006-06-24 23:28:03
  I'm glad he turned out ok, but he's also an idiot by Concept2006-06-24 20:39:40
    Salary posted == d--k swinging (n/t) by Myke2006-06-24 21:09:33
    Indeed. (n/t) by excessive2006-06-24 20:43:03
  You make it sound like MySpace is partly to blame. by excessive2006-06-24 20:20:07
    Partly? Hardly! by Arman X2006-06-24 20:44:17
      I agree... by excessive2006-06-24 20:49:08
        I didn't steal all your money. :P (n/t) by Myke2006-06-24 21:08:59
          How can I be sure that I wasn't brainwashed? :-P (n/t) by excessive2006-06-24 21:17:29
            Are we going to have to load him up again? by fudje2006-06-24 23:55:56
      I agree... by excessive2006-06-24 20:49:08
Sunday Night Showdown by hadji2006-06-24 19:45:17
  Sarah Jane Smith. (n/t) by Arivia2006-06-24 19:56:54
  Which Lois Lane? (n/t) by VivianC2006-06-24 19:48:41
    The character in general. by hadji2006-06-24 19:49:09
      Hmmmm. Gotta go with Sarah Jane. by VivianC2006-06-24 19:55:16
      The battle, though, is to get the scoop by hadji2006-06-24 19:53:20
        And no help from either of the big guys. by hadji2006-06-24 19:54:07
          that's certain death for Lois then by madjo2006-06-25 03:05:21
  Oops. Saturday Night. :-( (n/t) by hadji2006-06-24 19:48:38
*scream of primal rage* by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 19:30:36
  more details (for the curious) tomorrow. by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 19:36:01
While poking around my mother's machine by chuckab2006-06-24 19:25:25
* Myke shoves a rawket up xslogic's quake-hole. by Myke2006-06-24 18:48:19
  I am guessing someone got his butt handed to him. by RetiQlum22006-06-24 19:05:38
  * xslogic grimaces. (n/t) by excessive2006-06-24 18:49:29
    *blammo* by Myke2006-06-24 19:51:00
Suxor it Red! I mean Blue! by RetiQlum22006-06-24 18:45:30
Back from the movie. by hadji2006-06-24 18:24:23
  Oh, and this is the first movie I've been to where by hadji2006-06-24 18:36:05
Configuring Image Magick? by asayogure2006-06-24 18:12:41
Goat demoted from lance-corporal to fusilier. by nix2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dicipline in the ranks *MUST* be maintained by hieraco2006-06-24 17:22:30
-Urk- I'm bored! entertain me. by hieraco2006-06-24 16:51:12
  Here is some entertainment by Ishta2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Play W:ET ;) (n/t) by thejugglingking2006-06-24 18:05:20
    That might work if I ever get around to installing by hieraco2006-06-24 20:15:54
  My stomache feels like it's on fire!!! by JG12006-06-24 17:54:45
  Well I'm entertained... Bore me :-P (n/t) by Ishta2006-06-24 16:58:22
    That I can do - - - Here you go by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yes by Ishta2006-06-24 18:48:43
  Come to the Apocalypse Kow concert with me :-P (n/ (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-06-24 16:54:39
    Apocalypse cow! 0xDEADBEEF! (n/t) by jiteo2006-06-24 17:20:32
      Apocalypse cows make an Amiga crash? (n/t) by kahuana2006-06-24 17:37:03
        It's apocalypse, it makes everything crash. (n/t) by jiteo2006-06-24 17:40:40
    What is Apocalypse Kow? and do I have to comb by hieraco2006-06-24 16:56:06
      It's an a cappella group, and no by kyrasantae2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Google is my friend by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
        $10, and yes, and it starts at 7pm now... (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-06-24 17:01:00
          Bummer - won't have time to shower and get there by hieraco2006-06-24 17:02:49
            Wow, you *do* live way out there. by kyrasantae2006-06-24 17:03:23
*puckers* by RetiQlum22006-06-24 16:39:44
  Eeeew, salt. (n/t) by JG12006-06-24 17:59:15
  You know what my brothers and I call those? by SnArL2006-06-24 16:55:36
    *files info under "didn't need to know that" * by hieraco2006-06-24 17:04:14
      Hey, you wanted entertainment! (n/t) by SnArL2006-06-24 17:05:20
  Is that what passes as dinner down there? by hieraco2006-06-24 16:41:59
    I had a pastrami sammich before that. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-24 16:44:03
      I had tuna and salmon sashimi with stir fry vegies (n/t) by vampire2006-06-24 19:28:49
        oh, forgot to mention the chilled sake (n/t) by vampire2006-06-24 19:29:46
      Oh that's O.K. then (n/t) by hieraco2006-06-24 16:47:48
        Healthy, eh? (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-24 17:43:00
What happens when...? by thunderwolf66102006-06-24 15:52:16
  If you can get a copy of.. by Village Idiot2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ready a BartPE with a remote RegEditor by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 15:54:36
    Already by thunderwolf66102006-06-24 16:18:07
      Power it down and have them ship it to you. by RetiQlum22006-06-24 16:36:07
        It takes time though by thunderwolf66102006-06-24 18:17:40
      Ouch... by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 16:24:53
Hubble Goes Blind. by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  gyroscopes go bad? who knew (n/t) by vampire2006-06-24 19:33:04
  Hopefully fixing it is feasible! *fingers crossed* (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 15:50:13
    It better b----y well be. by fudje2006-06-24 20:24:28
      Well, either that or they'll just retire it early. by Concept2006-06-24 21:40:48
And radioshack loses points... by imperito2006-06-24 15:42:46
  Why is milk always far from the entrace by Myke2006-06-24 15:56:56
    There's actually a logic to it... by Phoon2006-06-24 19:35:06
    Well they didn't really by imperito2006-06-24 17:51:27
  Store's set up wrong. by carthax2006-06-24 15:44:37
Am I a cool kid now? by CynicalRyan2006-11-19 12:55:59
Glenn Gould hummed as he played. by run.dll2006-06-24 15:31:53
  He hums in the 1981 recording as well. by Concept2006-06-24 16:10:27
  Oscar Peterson hums too. by watsondog2006-06-24 15:43:18
    Y'know, I don't recall him hum when he played at by kahuana2006-06-24 15:54:29
  Does the name 'Pavlov' strike a chord? ;) (n/t) by rorajoey2006-06-24 15:34:52
What happened to the userfriendly diplomacy game? by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 15:25:46
  Oh. Right. by krikkert2006-06-24 16:58:49
    krikkert, did you get my e-mail? (n/t) by hieraco2006-06-24 17:23:15
      Whut email? (n/t) by krikkert2006-06-24 17:26:06
WinFS cancelled by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I thought they'd cancelled that months ago? by bwkaz2006-06-24 16:01:30
    Probably by Didactylos2006-06-24 16:17:11
      Actually, I read Raymond Chen every day... by bwkaz2006-06-24 18:13:06
  "productizing mature aspects"... enough to never by shminux2006-06-24 15:31:55
    *read that as "manure"* by arktus2006-06-24 16:01:12
    Nnnnnnnnnngh. by themadkansan2006-06-24 15:38:47
Something's wrong with this. by rorajoey2006-06-24 15:19:53
  And not all that origional either by hieraco2006-06-24 16:23:44
    The part I thought was really funny was by rorajoey2006-06-24 16:41:45
      Well *IF* it was a ligit poll, I'd be voting NO by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
        They call it a "French Roast" by RetiQlum22006-06-24 17:42:29
    It is really nice to get flash ads... by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 16:27:35
The New Birds & The Bees... by lorddominik2006-06-24 15:03:11
  I feel much better now, thank you. by JG12006-06-24 17:47:29
Just did 70km on my bike for the first time this by jiteo2006-06-24 14:39:12
  That's one heck of a ride. by rook_mtl2006-06-24 15:14:07
    Actually, comparatively, there was really good by jiteo2006-06-24 15:33:53
      congrats on the ride by dad2tzk2006-06-24 16:23:53
A libertarian is a person by krikkert2006-06-24 14:32:55
  I'll disagree with on almost every issue. by vampire2006-06-24 19:46:34
  A republican is someone who aims to threaten by hadji2006-06-24 14:37:12
    A liberal is someone who sees all the evil in... by RetiQlum22006-06-24 15:05:52
      A Liberal is someone who measures compassion by by DesertRat662006-06-24 17:22:00
        Isn't that genocide? (n/t) by jiteo2006-06-24 17:48:49
          That isn't funny. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-24 18:41:00
            Neither was by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
              What can I say? by RetiQlum22006-06-24 19:04:05
                Yet using younger sisters as human shields by jiteo2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  You have to take it in context by DesertRat662006-06-24 20:20:13
                    I'm sure many people would. But by hadji2006-06-24 20:26:03
                      Guess you just have to have been there by DesertRat662006-06-24 20:29:30
                        If that's what it leads to, then by hadji2006-06-24 20:36:06
          Oh... That's what he meant... (n/t) by shminux2006-06-24 18:04:27
        Yes, that's what a Conservative *used to be* by shminux2006-06-24 17:39:41
      A liberal is a conservative who by run.dll2006-06-24 15:23:25
        A conservative is a liberal... by Illiad2006-06-24 20:49:41
          D'oh! Reversed. by Illiad2006-06-24 20:50:19
      A green is a person who doesn't care one way or by shminux2006-06-24 15:10:48
    Leaving for the movie now. by hadji2006-06-24 14:39:55
  heh. (n/t) by voxwoman2006-06-24 14:35:59
Going to try to see by hadji2006-06-24 14:32:49
  They made a movie out of it? by ShadoCat2006-06-24 15:03:12
    Yup, they made a movie out of it by SoylentGreen2006-06-24 15:28:55
  That's the other movie I wanted to see! by voxwoman2006-06-24 14:36:48
We just got back from Pixar's "Cars" by voxwoman2006-06-24 14:15:07
  *Goes off to LJ to read rant* (n/t) by ixeian2006-06-24 14:56:09
  Was a fun movie. by vetitice2006-06-24 14:27:22
  Is it safe for 6-year olds? (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-24 14:26:41
    the movie is. the movie goers? that's your call by voxwoman2006-06-24 14:35:07
      Disney did produce... by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 14:49:00
        Generally R rated movies are not for kids... (n/t) by raptor_872006-06-24 15:10:16
    Well, it is rated G. (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-24 14:31:44
      OK, I haven't been watching TV lately. by RetiQlum22006-06-24 14:34:13
    I'd say so. (n/t) by aLPHa_LeaK2006-06-24 14:30:13
  {{{voxwoman}}} by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 14:26:04
Why you should join WCGrid Team UserFriendly.orgr by manxmania2006-06-24 14:09:35
Prey is no longer vaporware! by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
  for those that hate fileplanet by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  holy bloated demo batman by Freakazoid2006-06-24 14:08:28
Wow! this sound totaly Geekish we should get on it by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  oooh! Didn't we need prior art for smilies? (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 15:33:30
  It'll never catch on... (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 15:29:39
    But hopes are high for version 2.0. by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 16:00:32
      it really should be called web 1.9 (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 16:03:22
        I'd be interested to see Web1.5-dev (n/t) by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 16:13:39
  And an opposing view for chuckles by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It's a good thing I didn't have a beverage.... (n/ (n/t) by ShadoCat2006-06-24 15:10:06
    well, if we are going to bring up RvB... by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
    why don't you go to your middle school chess club by voxwoman2006-06-24 14:13:53
  "Not a lot of cursing or swearing by RetiQlum22006-06-24 14:00:32
    Sounds like a rather good advert for this place... by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 15:42:39
      And that would be? by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 15:53:41
        Well, the whole thing's based in Canada.. by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 15:56:53
    I remember Usenet that way (before september 1993) (n/t) by ideur2006-06-24 14:17:53
      Then that dastardly berners-lee went and made it.. by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 15:31:00
  $200/yr by imrambi2006-06-24 13:56:36
    I think that is in 1990 dollars. :-) (n/t) by hieraco2006-06-24 14:27:45
This news title/start is funny by Ishta2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hmm I don't really understand the heading by madjo2006-06-24 15:22:06
    Headline news to real text converter by walkswithwolf2006-06-25 00:10:59
  'kay, but you really should be using... by kahuana2006-06-24 13:35:59
    Where is the link to that? (n/t) by Ishta2006-06-24 13:40:20
      At uftoolbox.info? by bwkaz2006-06-24 13:43:29
    When did that happen? (n/t) by imrambi2006-06-24 13:38:33
Bwahahahahahaha!!! by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There is a voiceover during the credits. by RetiQlum22006-06-24 13:45:43
  BAWAHAHAHA been a while since I wached that by hieraco2006-06-24 13:31:02
  ...the first time you've seen that? by arktus2006-06-24 13:06:40
    And a hearty "numa numa" to you. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-24 13:57:23
    Yup. I usually don't browse google video. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-06-24 13:12:02
Place all mugs, glasses or other drinking.. by CynicalRyan2006-11-19 12:55:59
Dell+OSX? WTFx0r? by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's almost certainly because of by harold2006-06-24 19:31:58
  Yet the upgrade download is an .exe file. (n/t) by shminux2006-06-24 11:51:23
Stuff like this gets me. by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Chickens are nothing compared to peacocks by voxwoman2006-06-24 14:21:54
  Yuppies pursuing cheap real estate. by esbita2006-06-24 13:00:15
  It seems fair to me. by nix2006-06-24 12:04:20
    If we accept that, by Feng_Li2006-06-24 12:21:23
      Grandfather clause. by RetiQlum22006-06-24 13:47:13
        If I recall my High School civics classes properly by radiowave9112006-06-24 13:49:13
          ex post facto. (n/t) by esbita2006-06-24 14:22:57
          Close but not quite by hieraco2006-06-24 13:55:50
            Thanks. It's been 20 years since HS...the fuzzy by radiowave9112006-06-24 14:00:53
  that's... that's, well, that's rather dumb by Freakazoid2006-06-24 11:59:36
    Very common though by ToLazyToThink2006-06-24 12:02:57
      There could be more to that story. by esbita2006-06-24 12:59:00
  Oy by UGuardian2006-06-24 11:49:59
Okay, say I hand you a card. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-06-24 11:28:01
  That's not really the customer's fault. by mortaine2006-06-24 11:39:21
    Some places use those as refunds. by kf4oyt2006-06-24 16:06:27
    But labeling it "cash"? Cash expires? (n/t) by kahuana2006-06-24 13:31:13
      You're singing Clark Howard's song by stend2006-06-24 18:56:24
    That's not really the real problem. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-06-24 11:47:12
      *Must lay off the dope before going shopping* by hieraco2006-06-24 13:22:24
        in Canada it is illegal to refuse legal tender. by rook_mtl2006-06-24 15:23:29
          Not according to Bank of Canada by ag_wyvern2006-06-24 21:57:14
          Here, too. by mortaine2006-06-24 20:22:53
          It's not illegal for them to refuse your business. by kahuana2006-06-24 15:35:54
        hehe, Yuppy food stamps by Freakazoid2006-06-24 13:24:29
          Thanks :-) by hieraco2006-06-24 13:49:21
            someday I want to get a stack of $2 bills by Freakazoid2006-06-24 14:01:12
              Yup! by ideur2006-06-24 14:23:54
                I imagine it's hard to... by RetiQlum22006-06-24 14:27:57
              Still legal tender by calcrazy2006-06-24 14:18:59
                that's why I was wondering if they're still made by Freakazoid2006-06-24 14:24:33
                  They haven't been made for years (n/t) by calcrazy2006-06-24 15:01:07
                    They are printed when the supply runs low. by stend2006-11-19 12:55:59
  s/cah/cash/ (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-06-24 11:28:19
why isnt this firefox plugin working. by joecrouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
  the video sites change the way the things work by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    how in the heck did that happen? (mods...) by Freakazoid2006-06-24 11:39:51
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by purplepineapple2006-06-24 16:40:18
My God, that was a disturbing dream by SnArL2006-06-24 11:22:22
  I had an odd one too by Ishta2006-06-24 11:33:50
    Am I glad I can't remember any of my dreams (n/t) by madjo2006-06-24 13:17:58
What that thing called? by Glytch782006-06-24 11:04:38
  Hilti gun by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I think ramset would be more generic by Astro-g2006-06-24 19:23:45
  Most of the nail guns one gets these days by voxwoman2006-06-24 14:24:24
    Compressed air isn't enough... by RetiQlum22006-06-24 14:29:10
  Really boring but factual by iarann2006-11-19 12:55:59
  How about just using a 16 pound sledge hammer? :D (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 12:18:30
  Hilti (n/t) by Myke2006-06-24 11:46:50
  Does it use a modified .22 shell-like thing? by Feng_Li2006-06-24 11:25:34
  Power Driver (n/t) by SnArL2006-06-24 11:23:14
  RetiQlum? (n/t) by krikkert2006-06-24 11:18:10
    LOL (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-24 11:47:06
    *must...keep...straight...face...* (n/t) by esbita2006-06-24 11:21:04
      *fails ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!! by klaranth2006-06-24 11:25:35
  electric stapler? (n/t) by klaranth2006-06-24 11:12:09
  Nail Gun? Power Hammer? (n/t) by vetitice2006-06-24 11:10:32
  We called it a Remington. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-06-24 11:10:02
    There was one of those in my basement by voxwoman2006-06-24 14:23:49
Benadryl is NOT the antestamine for me by Rogue19712006-06-24 11:00:46
  When I need an antihistamine I use Claratin-D. (n/ (n/t) by rorajoey2006-06-24 14:40:52
  Benadryl's a trade name, by Didactylos2006-06-24 13:27:43
ATTN: kyrasantae by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  hmm, thanks for the info by Freakazoid2006-06-24 11:27:57
I must be missing something - E-Bay question by imWACC02006-11-19 12:55:59
  I like the category they have it in... by kf4oyt2006-06-24 16:18:43
  any bets on how long the listing stays? by dals_rule2006-06-24 11:43:09
    Well, yes... by Didactylos2006-06-24 11:50:07
      'yep by dals_rule2006-06-24 12:08:59
  They sell OEM versions, ship from Hong Kong by shminux2006-06-24 11:38:45
  Either that's a really good forgery by Freakazoid2006-06-24 11:22:58
    or it's a photo nicked form microsoft.com? (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 12:12:02
  Incredibly bad "business". by Qcumber-some2006-06-24 10:54:54
  Server for $99? Arrr matey! Beware of pirates! by RetiQlum22006-06-24 10:50:43
  Danger, Will Robinson! by Didactylos2006-06-24 10:48:30
  Looks like scum to me. by lemoocow2006-06-24 10:46:59
    whois is quite revealing by ripley82006-06-24 15:02:39
  They want $100.00 for it. (n/t) by LSU_Frodin2006-06-24 10:44:28
    I thought there was a minimum bid for things? (n/ (n/t) by imWACC02006-06-24 10:47:43
I have a Simpsons mini wall calendar by voxwoman2006-06-24 10:24:25
  That's not right by harold2006-06-24 10:38:47
    Perhaps you're thinking of Farch? (n/t) by kahuana2006-06-24 14:53:14
      That'd be a no by harold2006-06-24 19:28:01
O.K. Who Phoned me? by hieraco2006-06-24 10:02:35
  My phone is always off when I'm asleep. by shminux2006-06-24 10:17:23
    I used to do that. by voxwoman2006-06-24 10:21:26
      Hence the pager... Only a few dollars/mo extra. (n (n/t) by shminux2006-06-24 10:25:41
        my dad can't seem to get the concept that I have a by voxwoman2006-06-24 10:31:09
          Gah... I should appreciate my parents and inlaws by shminux2006-06-24 11:09:29
            If my dad was in his 70's he'd probably be by voxwoman2006-06-24 13:45:24
    Usualy my ringer is off as well by hieraco2006-06-24 10:21:14
dfmtgtb by psychoi3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Arte wer typingt eityhout loookeing w th kwynboqwr by ihope1272006-06-24 10:24:53
    years of data entry make you a very by McGowan2006-06-24 10:34:22
      I never learned to type "properly". by ihope1272006-06-24 10:41:23
        the only problem with hunt and peck by Freakazoid2006-06-24 11:33:55
  Did joo bring enough for everybody? (n/t) by hieraco2006-06-24 10:03:46
    no (n/t) by psychoi3oy2006-06-24 10:12:47
Joyeuse Fête Nationale! by jiteo2006-06-24 09:41:20
  Want to explain that? by RetiQlum22006-06-24 09:48:41
    Saint-Jean-Baptiste Day, Quebec's national holiday (n/t) by jiteo2006-06-24 09:52:21
      *ahem* 'Provincial' holiday? by kahuana2006-06-24 09:58:25
        No, it's La Fete Nationale. by rook_mtl2006-06-24 10:04:20
          All my Canadian relatives wish they would secede. by RetiQlum22006-06-24 10:20:45
        Technically, yes. by jiteo2006-06-24 10:03:17
          'national' refers not to state, by krikkert2006-06-24 10:04:33
            Where would you put the L33tland, then? (n/t) by shminux2006-06-24 10:14:24
              /dev/null (n/t) by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 10:15:04
        Give it a couple of years. When the Con-BQ by shminux2006-06-24 10:02:03
      Don't you mean 'Provincial Holiday?' by RetiQlum22006-06-24 09:58:07
        Jinx! (n/t) by kahuana2006-06-24 09:58:50
MLA style is a pain by thetree2006-06-24 09:19:16
  MLA is retarded by archnerd2006-06-24 12:25:35
    You know... by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 12:44:42
      MLA format isn't a library sorting order... by Phoon2006-06-24 12:55:38
        It is used for bibliography. by CynicalRyan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *blink blink* what? that makes no sense by Freakazoid2006-06-24 12:36:32
  What's so bad about Meat and Livestock Australia ? by aix tom2006-06-24 12:04:15
  What's hard to get about MLA? by Arivia2006-06-24 09:22:03
    what do you mean? by thetree2006-06-24 09:25:53
      No. Stuff like that is needed for citations. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 09:28:13
        The information isn't there in either case. by Phoon2006-06-24 12:57:11
      Yes, but then the result wouldn't be nearly as by Arivia2006-06-24 09:26:56
I am not a person who takes being ill well! by McGowan2006-06-24 09:00:48
  Stage 1: Denial anything is wrong with me. by RetiQlum22006-06-24 09:46:49
    Yep, sounds familiar. (n/t) by krikkert2006-06-24 10:08:37
    s /nedice /medicine (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-24 09:59:15
      How did that 'n' get in there? (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-24 09:59:40
    Hello all men. ;) (n/t) by Arivia2006-06-24 09:47:28
      All men? by McGowan2006-06-24 09:56:37
        *assigns Arivia to position* by krikkert2006-06-24 10:02:31
          Arivia as my caregiver? by McGowan2006-06-24 10:17:17
            *latex gloves and whip* (n/t) by Arivia2006-06-24 10:20:53
              Well if I'm going to die.... ;-) (n/t) by McGowan2006-06-24 10:32:32
              You are lucky, that I have an SO. ;) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 10:24:11
  *aims carefully* by ttlogic2006-06-24 09:07:14
    Don't sneeze? by McGowan2006-06-24 09:13:31
      Dreadful combination by ttlogic2006-06-24 09:21:55
  *sounds of a pump-action shotgun* by Arivia2006-06-24 09:06:34
Tea..mm...tea by Arivia2006-06-24 09:00:09
  Too hot for tea by Alcyone2006-06-24 11:14:45
    Hint: There are teas for hot days. by Qcumber-some2006-06-24 11:23:07
      The only tea for hot days is Southern tea. by Phoon2006-06-24 12:31:21
        bleh... sweet tea is nasty by Freakazoid2006-06-24 12:37:51
          You probably don't like grits either, do ya? by Phoon2006-06-24 12:53:22
            can't say one way or the other, never tried it by Freakazoid2006-06-24 12:58:12
  I was drinking tea as well this morning. by JG12006-06-24 10:21:35
  jim beam annd fat tire by psychoi3oy2006-06-24 09:55:08
  Um... by ihope1272006-06-24 09:27:21
    oooh, I wish it were Friday... (n/t) by Phoon2006-06-24 12:32:10
    The right tea at the right time can be wonderful. by Qcumber-some2006-06-24 09:31:51
    teeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa by Arivia2006-06-24 09:29:43
  Beer (n/t) by ixeian2006-06-24 09:25:48
  black as sin coffee. (n/t) by Glytch782006-06-24 09:22:44
  coke (n/t) by thetree2006-06-24 09:20:36
  Tea. by Qcumber-some2006-06-24 09:09:23
PC Problems. (thought it was graphics card but no) by McGowan2006-06-24 08:57:24
  Perhaps your PS isnt getting enough juice to your by joecrouse2006-06-24 09:09:33
    Yeah I thought about that. by McGowan2006-06-24 09:12:47
      Nope, removed everything that isn't needed by McGowan2006-06-24 09:21:03
        Nope. by rook_mtl2006-06-24 09:26:26
          crap.... time to find out if I bent any pins! by McGowan2006-06-24 09:39:02
            Rook, you are UFie of the week! by McGowan2006-06-24 09:54:35
              Woohoo! My good deed of the day! (n/t) by rook_mtl2006-06-24 09:55:43
          They got rid of that "helpful" voice message by kahuana2006-06-24 09:35:21
I was turned to stone. by ihope1272006-06-24 08:53:57
  I was turned into a newt. by run.dll2006-06-24 15:13:04
  *looks around* ...Well, I got better. (n/t) by bwkaz2006-06-24 13:52:54
  at least you had a tangible death by Freakazoid2006-06-24 11:56:50
  I turn to stone by rorajoey2006-06-24 10:38:55
  Next time stay away from the White Witch! :) (n/t) by rook_mtl2006-06-24 09:27:12
dag nabbit by Glytch782006-06-24 08:26:15
  Windows doesn't like being on anything but.. by RetiQlum22006-06-24 10:02:32
    got sidetracked into fixing something else. by Glytch782006-06-24 10:51:17
  What's the file from? by Arivia2006-06-24 09:41:40
    Drive's already mounted. by Glytch782006-06-24 09:48:02
  NTFS read drivers are available... by MrTrick2006-06-24 08:50:37
    Haven't created the file. (n/t) by Glytch782006-06-24 08:54:52
  Do NOT place any windows on hdb by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 08:34:56
    I just need to get a file. by Glytch782006-06-24 08:37:54
Heh, Germany - Sweden 2-0 after 12 minutes by ixeian2006-06-24 08:17:30
  Defense problem maybe. by Qcumber-some2006-06-24 08:36:39
  I doubt it.. they're usually pretty good about by romandas2006-06-24 08:32:03
    Hahaha, good one by ixeian2006-06-24 08:40:38
      From that pile of sand? by krikkert2006-06-24 10:03:20
        Who are you calling a pile of sand? by ixeian2006-06-24 10:19:40
Eeeeewww! Rats! by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
  L3+ th3 $C13N+15T 4+ TH3M (n/t) by demonhedge2006-06-24 08:08:17
    You're getting annoying... (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-24 08:10:22
      I 4M 7H3 l33+ 5P3@k clUTt3r K1Ng (n/t) by demonhedge2006-06-24 08:12:18
        But it's not 'leet any more if you can't do it in by hej2006-06-24 09:03:59
          You...you...you...rude person who points out by demonhedge2006-06-24 09:26:16
    isn't t supposed to be a 7? by thetree2006-06-24 08:09:46
      What can I say, I am using a generator by demonhedge2006-06-24 08:13:06
        Well, don't. by Didactylos2006-06-24 08:19:24
          Ahhh...I am so sorry (n/t) by demonhedge2006-06-24 08:38:35
        0 |2|_`/? (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-24 08:17:33
Holy ..*%^%&... Just got buzzed by a Lancaster... by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 07:57:05
  And they wonder why those antennae fall down... (n (n/t) by Myke2006-06-24 09:09:25
  Aha, now _that_ is a starting signal... by Jeff_UK2006-11-19 12:55:59
    oops, formatting enborkened (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 08:21:42
  I want one! by psychoi3oy2006-06-24 08:00:59
    We get all sorts of winged goodies.. by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 08:07:37
      WINGED GOODIES! by ihope1272006-06-24 08:09:54
Where's that power cord? by ihope1272006-06-24 07:37:19
  midgets... it's always midgets (n/t) by madjo2006-06-24 08:01:13
    I woulnd't say always by Freakazoid2006-06-24 12:40:43
      those are just midgets in disguise :) (n/t) by madjo2006-06-24 13:16:28
        Oh and watch out for the midget ninjas by madjo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Were there space monkeys? (n/t) by psychoi3oy2006-06-24 08:01:48
      I think not... Midgets thrive on space monkey by madjo2006-06-24 08:56:48
        wait, would one say monkeys, or monkies? by thetree2006-06-24 09:23:27
          monkies are little monks, and monkeys are more tha by madjo2006-06-24 12:18:15
  T3H b4+T3rY tHr3W 1T 0V3R +H3R3 (n/t) by demonhedge2006-06-24 07:45:04
how can documentation take up 600 MB of space? by thetree2006-06-24 07:34:12
  Lots of images by mortaine2006-06-24 10:01:27
  Internationalized Documentation by Qcumber-some2006-06-24 08:40:10
    If that's the case... by mpicklesimer12006-06-24 09:05:22
  Try managers pasting BMPs in Word Docs by gordonf2006-06-24 07:46:19
  1+ $pr34D5 (n/t) by demonhedge2006-06-24 07:43:34
  pdf with LOTS of images? (n/t) by klaranth2006-06-24 07:40:35
OPHf T0 N0 84ndW1TH L4nD fOR 4 FeW d@Y5 aND rE@lLY by demonhedge2006-06-24 07:24:23
  What the intarnet really needs is by run.dll2006-06-24 15:18:09
  I parsed that. With minimal effort. by jiteo2006-06-24 08:03:30
    J00 1s +H3 L33T 5P3@K k1n9!! (n/t) by demonhedge2006-06-24 08:06:55
  Mock Mock Mock! by Havoc2006-06-24 07:30:51
    The plugin you are looking for is by propsync2006-11-19 12:55:59
    If I ever wanted to REALLY p3 off Mom by esbita2006-06-24 08:12:38
    Used by demonhedge2006-06-24 07:34:28
      IoI (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-24 07:38:22
  ... (n/t) by arktus2006-06-24 07:27:05
WOOOO! swatch is working. by Havoc2006-06-24 07:23:23
For thorough depression about humanity by spacemonkey2006-06-24 07:13:34
  Is "On the Beach" too old...? (n/t) by raptor_872006-06-24 13:27:27
  I don't need movies to be in that state. (n/t) by esbita2006-06-24 08:01:38
  The news (n/t) by chrisP2006-06-24 07:36:22
    I think he meant fiction...oh wait... (n/t) by demonhedge2006-06-24 07:46:34
  'Brazil' (n/t) by zeitnot2006-06-24 07:25:15
  An Inconvenient Truth (n/t) by Havoc2006-06-24 07:24:15
    Actually, by spacemonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
/me bangs head on desk again by gordonf2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Because Microsoft doesn't so why by demonhedge2006-06-24 07:14:56
    M$ 1s t3h 1337 d00dz t3hy pwnz j00 pc l0l by gordonf2006-06-24 07:35:52
      I actually do not think Microsoft by demonhedge2006-06-24 08:01:01
        If M$ were in the auto industry... by kahuana2006-06-24 10:49:03
          ...drivers would ask for no seat belts (n/t) by gordonf2006-06-24 20:36:50
        stop ruining our fun... (n/t) by thetree2006-06-24 08:08:30
I get my degree classification on monday!11!i1one! by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 06:36:39
We are grey... (n/t) by Sharku2006-06-24 06:17:27
  We stand between the darkness and the light (n/t) by Master_Rahl222006-06-24 06:47:45
    Between the candle and the star. (n/t) by Michiel2006-06-24 06:52:37
      Between the keyboard and the chair (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 06:53:36
        Between the snakes and the plane (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-24 07:38:59
        YOU are the problem :) (n/t) by klaranth2006-06-24 07:05:38
Marketing/Sales : Ever kill a company? by Havoc2006-06-24 05:53:48
  It's not usually IT. by mortaine2006-06-24 10:07:12
  Guess how Microsoft started! by ideur2006-06-24 06:03:09
  Why is it... by UGuardian2006-06-24 05:59:50
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Postfix: Day 2. by CynicalRyan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hokay. I'm stuck. mynetworks help requested by CynicalRyan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Looks like I did something right. by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 08:24:10
    mynetworks should have nothing to do with by spacemonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Maybe stupid but... by Dukat2006-06-24 07:06:21
    Can't say anything about postfix by chrisP2006-06-24 07:04:50
    Per the documentation by Stuka2006-06-24 07:04:31
Attn: leet/grammar/language nazis by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
  While the poster in question probably could have by shorty822006-06-24 10:25:41
    Forgive me by etmorpi2006-06-24 21:29:19
      LOL! Etcetera. :) (n/t) by Havoc2006-06-26 04:44:13
    shorty82, you know that I love you, by DrDeisel2006-06-24 10:38:28
      Like I said, it could have been worded better. (n/ (n/t) by shorty822006-06-24 10:45:31
        As a first response to someone returning, I feel by DrDeisel2006-06-24 11:23:15
  Which is why I DON'T bother anyone on it. by esbita2006-06-24 08:29:01
    Please don't LART me for my missing/misplaced by kahuana2006-06-24 14:59:27
    I know what you mean; but I have a small nitpick. by rorajoey2006-06-24 10:51:22
      I knew I'd screw up somewhere. :) (n/t) by esbita2006-06-24 11:02:20
    My reply/rant by hieraco2006-06-24 09:51:12
      As I've mentioned elsewhere on the board... by esbita2006-06-24 11:14:30
        If you have problems with run-ons, by Feng_Li2006-06-24 11:52:09
          There's enough fun with Spanish by esbita2006-06-24 12:19:26
            It is a shame. by Feng_Li2006-06-24 12:27:40
              Similar in my family, but earlier by kf4oyt2006-06-24 16:43:20
                I guess when you come from a small country by esbita2006-06-24 19:42:09
              *thinks* For my family that'd be at least 5... by esbita2006-06-24 12:44:22
                I've only got three. by Feng_Li2006-06-24 12:57:28
                I think I would have a hard time talking to Amish. by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 12:48:17
                  As I recall... by esbita2006-06-24 13:08:44
                    No, I wouldn't. by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 14:01:39
                      Never dealt with any of them close enough... by esbita2006-06-24 14:31:38
                        I didn't either... by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 14:50:57
          Longer, if you include... by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 11:57:12
    I feel irritated, too. by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 08:40:00
      If it's real-time chat... by esbita2006-06-24 09:33:59
        A chat is something different. by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 10:07:47
          Ah, yes, learning German drives anyone to drink... by esbita2006-06-24 11:00:51
            And drinking drives Germans by Feng_Li2006-06-24 11:33:02
  another good rule is by madjo2006-06-24 07:48:26
  Simple solution... by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 07:14:40
    What was that One's name? Hoster? (n/t) by rorajoey2006-06-24 10:43:49
    HAHAHA! Very funny. (n/t) by esbita2006-06-24 08:14:50
    Hahahaha :-D (n/t) by chrisP2006-06-24 07:23:47
    Heheh! (n/t) by Havoc2006-06-24 07:19:17
    Bless you! (n/t) by demonhedge2006-06-24 07:15:46
  And don't forget the 'unwritten' rule of by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 06:23:29
    And the unwritten rule by chrisP2006-06-24 06:51:10
      And the unwriteable rule <n\t> by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 06:57:35
        What! by chrisP2006-06-24 07:06:59
        And the unwrit rule (see inside) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 06:59:16
How to convince your neighbour and her friends by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  I would have gone with something packing a bit mor by SouthpawPL2006-11-19 12:55:59
  $200 - $400 ? I think that I'll wait for the pirce by hieraco2006-06-24 09:18:13
  I prefer a "Nightsun" from Spectrolab by ideur2006-06-24 05:20:43
    I was wishing that I had a contact that was by techi8702006-06-24 06:36:58
      I have a contact who flies the police helicopter;) by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 06:49:55
        Having a helicopter swoop overhead, by Astro-g2006-06-24 07:57:15
          Do you happen to have a recording of God speaking? (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-24 08:05:48
            On one of my DVDs, yes. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 08:41:49
        35 million candlepower.. if it makes a difference (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 06:51:58
  I prefer flipping a lit pack of ladyfingers over by Havoc2006-06-24 05:05:22
    Lit sponge cake? (n/t) by hej2006-06-24 05:15:29
      Heh! I forget that not everyone knows regional by Havoc2006-06-24 05:18:25
        ROFL! In Australia, ladyfingers are bananas... by parastra2006-06-24 06:59:30
          Havoc's Flaming 'Nanners! by Havoc2006-06-24 07:20:37
            Next time I feel like cursing, I'll use that :-) (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-24 07:52:47
        That would have resulted in a visit from the by techi8702006-06-24 06:36:06
          Yup. Not a good idea, I suppose. by Havoc2006-06-24 06:38:08
            w? (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-24 07:51:51
              here ya goes! by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Say wasn't that one busted? (n/t) by kahuana2006-06-24 10:11:08
                  'Twas. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 12:08:14
                    Nope - mythbusters did a hack job by Havoc2006-06-26 04:38:46
                I meant the "50,000w" bit. (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-24 08:04:52
ATTN Inkey Gmail call. by klaranth2006-06-24 04:31:04
  inkey is quite a popular guy here :) by madjo2006-06-24 09:00:46
  ATTN Inkey fun stuff on LJ call. (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-06-24 04:37:22
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  HPF2 launched today on the World Community Grid. by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
W:ET Bar by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
boxes! where are they?? by thetree2006-06-24 03:36:57
  are you sure by madjo2006-06-24 04:14:57
Weird spam subject line: by Sharku2006-06-24 03:33:26
  It's a secret message from the FBI by madjo2006-06-24 04:15:43
  spammer language (n/t) by thetree2006-06-24 03:37:48
  Spambot fodder from the looks of it (n/t) by UGuardian2006-06-24 03:37:34
I have better things to do Sat evening by chrisbee2006-06-24 03:21:35
  Or perhaps you need diff. software? (n/t) by klaranth2006-06-24 03:32:29
    Can't; It's tied to the hardware on the engineerin by chrisbee2006-06-24 03:36:32
      lucky you.. by k2OS2006-06-24 04:03:30
        Ghost that puppy. by Havoc2006-06-24 05:58:00
          And replace the media regularly. by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 06:48:18
Right. Bedtime. by themadkansan2006-06-24 03:19:27
  good night! =P(n/t) by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 03:20:40
Opera 9 and Flash? by hej2006-06-24 03:01:05
  I upgraded over 8.54, and I had to reinstall flash by Spiff2006-06-24 10:53:57
  Weird. by spacemonkey2006-06-24 03:40:14
  Slightly off topic by rhinobird2006-06-24 03:36:46
    Also weird. I still get the URL preview. (n/t) by spacemonkey2006-06-24 03:41:13
  Pages still work, but by Procrastinater2006-06-24 03:31:21
    Thanks by hej2006-06-24 05:11:28
xp's network bridge is rather frustrating by Freakazoid2006-06-24 02:29:33
Hmm... 404 by ToLazyToThink2006-06-24 02:04:47
Gamer Thread by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:58:17
  Elite! Now Ooilite! by vetitice2006-06-24 09:53:42
  X-Com by Formynder2006-06-24 07:03:00
  Quarantine! no doubt :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 06:39:08
  Doom 1 & 2 (n/t) by Bellator2006-06-24 03:43:44
  Blob Wars: Metal Blob Solid by UGuardian2006-06-24 03:25:13
  Right now? City of Heroes by Havoc2006-06-24 03:18:35
  Too bea ore knot two bee by imWACC02006-06-24 02:35:28
    W:ET & GTA Vice City by klaranth2006-06-24 04:02:00
    off-topic, on-context linky by Znirk2006-11-19 12:55:59
      We were all feeling mary by imWACC02006-06-24 02:53:23
        *snrk!* by themadkansan2006-06-24 02:59:35
          it's 4:02 am by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 03:01:58
            5:03am here. by themadkansan2006-06-24 03:05:57
              I think by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 03:07:45
                Nah - that's just biochemistry. by themadkansan2006-06-24 03:12:24
                  heheheheh by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 03:14:35
                    Keeps you busy, though. :) by themadkansan2006-06-24 03:16:54
                      sounds like me only during the day, by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 03:19:47
        woah-ho-ho! by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:59:02
    hehehehe (n/t) by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:37:02
  Difficult question. by Sharku2006-06-24 02:30:33
    RTS? what's that? (n/t) by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:31:55
      Real Time Strategy. by Sharku2006-06-24 02:34:01
        oh, right. by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:35:02
          Nope, not me. I have seen it referred to by others by Sharku2006-06-24 02:36:54
            yeah, and by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:38:07
          Yeah, but that's no video game! :-P (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-06-24 02:35:47
            technically it is by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
            actually by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:38:48
              Yeah but that's just not the same ;-) (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-06-24 02:47:54
                wouldn't know by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:50:47
  Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 / Final Fantasy 7 and 10 by Michiel2006-06-24 02:12:35
    ooooh by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:21:01
      Yay! by Salmar2006-06-24 10:03:26
  Why your last time one UF? by ToLazyToThink2006-06-24 02:02:59
    what? by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:05:33
      The part were you keep saying in by ToLazyToThink2006-06-24 02:16:42
        ok, whatever by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:19:04
          *rummages around* by themadkansan2006-06-24 02:38:20
            How about some hide armour + 5 ? :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 04:09:27
      I don't understand. by Michiel2006-06-24 02:11:08
        ... by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:17:23
Dear UFicle. Good dyndns client for windows? by Sharku2006-06-24 01:30:45
  DynDNS Updater version 3.1.0.7. by imWACC02006-06-24 01:52:54
    Thanks, I'll give that a try. (n/t) by Sharku2006-06-24 02:00:07
  did you look on the website of the dyndns by ideur2006-06-24 01:50:30
    I know that, I just don't want to try out... by Sharku2006-06-24 01:55:17
      And on fixed IP! by ideur2006-06-24 01:57:12
  I would use the client in the router. by ideur2006-06-24 01:39:35
    Forgot to mention: no routers involved. by Sharku2006-06-24 01:41:27
      O_o ... by ideur2006-06-24 01:46:02
ATTN: SnArL by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:16:25
  No, but the name sounds familiar (n/t) by SnArL2006-06-24 11:03:55
*falls asleep to post-rock* (n/t) by Arivia2006-06-24 01:08:10
  *sneaks in and inserts Esquivel CD* by themadkansan2006-06-24 02:39:42
    Replaces Esquivel with Cher's Greatest Hits (n/t) by Havoc2006-06-24 03:44:32
  *devlish grin* by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:29:55
    Mine's more evil. Eviller. With greater evil. ;P (n/t) by fudje2006-06-24 01:32:46
  *tiptoes in and changes it to teeny-bopper music* by fudje2006-06-24 01:18:41
    Where does one get a personal wormhole? (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-06-24 01:35:23
      I believe you can order them from ACME. by rhinobird2006-06-24 02:35:58
      We all have one. by fudje2006-06-24 01:40:31
      good question by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:37:32
        Reminds me of a quote from a show, by fudje2006-06-24 01:43:49
Bashing and Crashing by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:08:08
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
TTGTB by SnArL2006-06-24 00:52:46
  But I only just got up... (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 03:24:04
  wait a minute by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:21:21
  Time to go to bed?!? by psychoi3oy2006-06-24 01:19:30
  I've been up for... uh oh. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-06-24 01:16:57
  me too </AOL> by hieraco2006-06-24 01:00:29
  It was time 3 hours ago for me by Jito4632006-06-24 00:56:29
Speaking of music...here's another poll: by SnArL2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Slight preference for Shirley, by rorajoey2006-06-24 15:30:50
  Tarja Turunen. (n/t) by Phoon2006-06-24 11:04:37
  Both at the... oh wait. by Glytch782006-06-24 08:18:50
  Amy Lee (n/t) by Bellator2006-06-24 03:43:03
  Well.. by Ignis2006-06-24 02:08:28
  That is just EVIL, SnArL. by Sharku2006-06-24 01:38:35
  Amy Lee by imWACC02006-06-24 01:37:02
  Hmm. Well, I like music by both, by fudje2006-06-24 01:20:47
    scottish by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:22:47
      Indeed, by fudje2006-06-24 01:25:01
        Stealing? They eloped! (n/t) by rhinobird2006-06-24 01:27:36
          Baaaaa! (n/t) by fudje2006-06-24 01:33:26
            aww by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:35:10
              You are one sick little dude! (n/t) by rhinobird2006-06-24 01:37:56
                me? (n/t) by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:41:01
                  Look, we can change your identity, keep you hidden by fudje2006-06-24 01:47:34
                    gah by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:50:51
                      This might help. by rhinobird2006-06-24 02:23:48
                        right... by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:29:51
                          There is a running joke about Illiad and llama by ToLazyToThink2006-06-24 02:36:00
                            I've been away for waaaay too long by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:40:20
                              No worries. by themadkansan2006-06-24 02:47:18
        heheh by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:27:22
  Yup Redheads get my preference too by hieraco2006-06-24 00:31:21
    heh..heh...you said...never mind. (n/t) by SnArL2006-06-24 00:34:09
      Wha'sso funny 'bout "never mind"? (n/t) by fudje2006-06-24 01:34:52
  Amy Lee! (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-06-24 00:22:37
    likewise (n/t) by raptor_872006-06-24 00:50:02
    I must agree (n/t) by Ishta2006-06-24 00:28:22
    Taking a good look at her face close up, by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-06-24 00:26:12
  A.L by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:21:07
    SPEAKER OF BLASPHEMY by Arivia2006-06-24 00:23:51
      Never heard of either of them by joecrouse2006-06-24 08:32:13
      *Gets out the tranqulizer gun* by SnArL2006-06-24 00:28:36
        That's calming? by Ishta2006-06-24 01:05:06
          One man's poison... (n/t) by OsteSpiser2006-06-24 01:49:54
            No not the movie by Ishta2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Every Rose Has Its Thorn? by rhinobird2006-06-24 02:06:51
              Like every Cowboy has a sad sad song by joecrouse2006-06-24 08:34:00
              Oy. Look what the cat dragged in. (n/t) by Havoc2006-06-24 03:53:53
                Coulda been worse by Havoc2006-06-24 03:54:13
        Not Sepultura! by Arivia2006-06-24 00:35:37
          SINISTER. Best music for Relaxation EVER! (n/t) by Havoc2006-06-24 03:41:55
          I said SOOTHING! by SnArL2006-06-24 00:38:05
            I've gone to sleep to Cryptopsy. by Arivia2006-06-24 00:41:35
              I used to go to sleep on Ministry. by Sharku2006-06-24 01:53:02
                Bah. Piker. by themadkansan2006-06-24 03:13:34
        hehe by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:32:03
      ummm... by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:27:54
        Show tunes? (n/t) by rhinobird2006-06-24 01:01:37
          oh, right by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:03:12
            Soundtrack to Rent? :-) by Ishta2006-06-24 01:15:04
              oooh. by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:17:38
                I found Phantom to be horribly repetitive by voxwoman2006-06-24 10:20:00
                  s/Clark/Hart/ (n/t) by voxwoman2006-06-24 10:20:29
                Soundtracks I have by Havoc2006-06-24 03:11:57
                  One of my favorites is by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 03:18:07
        SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-NER! ( (n/t) by Arivia2006-06-24 00:34:59
          *rolls eyes* by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:37:16
            Don't worry about Arivia, she's mostly harmless. ( (n/t) by snate2006-06-24 00:38:31
              Like the aliens "mostly come at night...mostly" :D by parastra2006-06-24 07:00:26
                raaaaaar (n/t) by Arivia2006-06-24 09:34:49
  Well, since I can't do that one answer... by rhinobird2006-06-24 00:13:29
    Ditto. by Myke2006-06-24 00:34:36
  Easily Shirley Manson. by Arivia2006-06-24 00:12:16
    Shirley Manson by viciousberries2006-06-24 03:13:13
    Oh, and the music's much better too. (n/t) by Arivia2006-06-24 00:12:43
It's difficult to work in groups when you're by hieraco2006-06-24 00:05:16
  Thank Q. (n/t) by DShade2006-06-24 00:43:56
  Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective by raptor_872006-06-24 00:11:42
    Haven't got to that one yet. by hieraco2006-06-24 00:26:52
Giggle! by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:05:13
  Welcome back! by chrisP2006-06-24 06:49:14
  welcome back by ihavebigpiranha2006-06-24 06:36:04
  Good work, folks. That's gotta be a record. by themadkansan2006-06-24 01:30:05
    Agreed. by Michiel2006-06-24 01:52:24
      Yeah, let's all show TalentedAngel what a nice... by Sharku2006-06-24 01:57:55
        OMG a BBQ! SCHWEET! by rhinobird2006-06-24 02:34:47
        uh... by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:01:09
          Not. That's the point I'm trying to make. by Sharku2006-06-24 02:15:37
            hmmm. by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:22:07
              Take a look at me: I'm a returning semi-regular by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 07:05:49
          It was a joke designed to make you feel welcome. by Michiel2006-06-24 02:03:33
            I know it was a joke, but by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:07:11
              I can only talk on my own behalf, but... by Sharku2006-06-24 02:18:51
                =D you're fine. (n/t) by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:22:57
                Sorry for talking on your behalf. :) (n/t) by Michiel2006-06-24 02:22:04
            However, I recommend you read the FAQ. by Michiel2006-06-24 02:04:33
              that's great but... by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:06:34
                That's cool, so do the rest of us. by themadkansan2006-06-24 02:29:44
                  Treehugger? by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:31:22
                    *scratches head* by themadkansan2006-06-24 02:34:26
                      no by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:36:21
                        Darn. by themadkansan2006-06-24 02:42:26
  "people" not "ppl" by Freakazoid2006-06-24 00:12:56
    OMGWTFBBQ? by SnArL2006-06-24 00:16:10
      *applies homing LART* (n/t) by Freakazoid2006-06-24 00:37:08
        *engages ECM* (n/t) by SnArL2006-06-24 00:49:32
          ecm? hehehe, who says the homing is electronic? by Freakazoid2006-06-24 00:56:26
            *engages PCM* by SnArL2006-06-24 00:59:23
              now there's an interesting twist by Freakazoid2006-06-24 01:04:28
                That's why my head hurt last new year... (n/t) by Jeff_UK2006-06-24 06:42:54
                Dude, my house is too close to the other side by fudje2006-06-24 01:28:42
          feeling stupid again by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:53:07
            Electronic CounterMeasures by SnArL2006-06-24 00:56:40
              s/missle/missile/ by SnArL2006-06-24 00:57:46
            I think in this case it is Electronic Counter Meas by snate2006-11-19 12:55:59
        uh... by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:38:39
          LART: by snate2006-06-24 00:40:57
            thanks (n/t) by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:42:14
              Y'r Wlcm by snate2006-11-19 12:55:59
    =( by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:15:24
      Really you can speak as you like here by hieraco2006-06-24 00:21:44
    o rly? omg that ttly rulez!!elventy one!! wtfbbq! (n/t) by rhinobird2006-06-24 00:15:12
      So? WTF about the BBQ? Is there one on? by fudje2006-06-24 01:29:46
        *drools* by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:31:59
          I thought you wanted a llama...you weirdo. by rhinobird2006-06-24 02:04:32
            hehe by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:24:04
              HAHA! That's the first time I thnk by rhinobird2006-06-24 02:27:55
                um by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 02:34:13
                  They spit. (n/t) by fudje2006-06-24 23:07:13
      *LART* by Freakazoid2006-06-24 00:37:29
        So was your comment to TalentedAngel by Havoc2006-06-24 04:51:36
        *LART* right back to you, Freakazoid by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:43:51
          WHOA! I think I just developed a cavity (n/t) by rhinobird2006-06-24 00:58:59
          Okay, grow up. by Arivia2006-06-24 00:48:46
            Maturity applies to a post's message, as well. by esbita2006-06-24 08:38:37
            Let's all play nice people. by snate2006-06-24 00:52:50
              =S by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:56:08
              what I started? don't blame me by Freakazoid2006-06-24 00:55:49
                CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET A BONG? err..ALONG (n/t) by SnArL2006-06-24 01:03:11
                  hey SnArL by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:11:50
                    Yes (n/t) by SnArL2006-06-24 11:03:25
                  Agreed (n/t) by snate2006-06-24 01:03:50
                what!?! by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:57:47
                  It is excessive. by Arivia2006-06-24 00:59:40
                    ok by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:04:38
                      *plays Apple sound effects* (n/t) by Arivia2006-06-24 01:06:16
                        the what? (n/t) by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:10:23
                          DOINK, I think..... (n/t) by fudje2006-06-24 01:34:05
                            oh. Well, by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 01:36:36
            .... by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:51:25
        jeeze by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:41:13
      hehe by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:18:41
        *hands TalentedAngel a Warm Fuzzy™* by SnArL2006-06-24 00:23:51
          {{{{{SnArL}}}}}} by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:30:01
            Hey, it is Sat. already. ;) (n/t) by CynicalRyan2006-06-24 06:51:46
  The exuberance hurts my ears. (n/t) by Arivia2006-06-24 00:06:56
I'd use it. by Arivia2006-06-24 00:04:57
  We need some thermite here, STAT!!! (n/t) by Sharku2006-06-24 01:43:38
  *replaces flamethrower with oxyacetylne torch* (n/t) by raptor_872006-06-24 00:12:48
    *replaces oxyacetylne torch with thermal lance* (n/t) by SnArL2006-06-24 00:29:57
      *replaces thermal lance with a box of matches* (n/ (n/t) by fudje2006-06-24 01:36:21
WE WANT BUCKY DONE GUN by Arivia2006-06-24 00:03:59
  MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND MACHINERY! (n/t) by Arivia2006-06-24 00:24:58
For the second time in 2 weeks, I made it to by da-gimp2006-06-24 00:02:20
  I'm sorry to say that I'm a regular to the roll- by lux2006-06-24 02:57:54
    If you find out, can you tell me? by kyrasantae2006-06-24 03:50:49
  Second time in two days. Last night due to a by techi8702006-06-24 00:05:58
Translations by Nea2006-06-24 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP (n/t) by madjo2006-06-24 04:13:01
    Door MadJo by madjo2006-06-24 04:13:36
      s/Greg/Stef/ graag!!! (n/t) by Sharku2006-06-24 05:28:20
        ow man.. je hebt helemaal gelijk by madjo2006-06-24 07:46:05
  Deutsch / German TLP (nt) by Norb2006-06-24 00:42:03
    durch Norb by Norb2006-06-24 00:48:40
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2006-06-24 00:00:32
  Bernoulli's by archnerd2006-06-24 01:20:52
    New Question. by klaranth2006-06-24 03:16:40
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Install XP 64bit as primary os (n/t) by sloth_guy2006-06-24 15:18:21
  dry out and clean up (n/t) by mr.coffee2006-06-24 14:33:15
    Same here (n/t) by Audio2006-06-24 16:22:46
  Date my (now most recent) ex-bf. by esbita2006-06-24 11:16:49
  Get my emotions in a knot because of a girl. (n/t) by rorajoey2006-06-24 10:58:04
  Actually pay for a bottle of water. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-24 10:19:11
  Get married! (n/t) by joecrouse2006-06-24 08:35:15
  Humble myself before God and accept Christ by sstacks2006-06-24 07:40:03
    So what were you doing before? by tallastro2006-06-24 20:33:01
    You really have a one track mind. (n/t) by fallow2006-06-24 09:24:47
      Yep. It's great, isn't it? by hadji2006-06-24 18:57:31
  I got about a thousand of those. (n/t) by watsondog2006-06-24 03:24:50
  start playing nethack again by Freakazoid2006-06-24 02:58:35
  Move back here. by themadkansan2006-06-24 02:49:38
  Oh you know by Ishta2006-06-24 01:11:21
  Crash my car? by fudje2006-06-24 01:04:45
  Stay up and read by SnArL2006-06-24 00:18:55
  I was NOT going to stay up until after roll over by hieraco2006-06-24 00:14:15
  Her. (n/t) by astr02006-06-24 00:12:00
    Oy, it's Saturday already... (n/t) by madjo2006-06-24 07:59:48
  sheesh. by TalentedAngel2006-06-24 00:07:51
  Eat that bag of Doritos. by Arivia2006-06-24 00:07:37
  lying to myself (n/t) by Len482006-06-24 00:07:29
  Reading UF by ideur2006-06-24 00:05:16
    skip the strips. It goes faster. by klaranth2006-06-24 02:46:14
      *shakes hands with Klaranth* by madjo2006-06-24 13:19:10
  Answer this question. (n/t) by hadji2006-06-24 00:01:34
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  very dull.... black in Opera 9 (n/t) by madjo2006-06-24 13:19:44
  Youconnedabottleofmilkduringintermission by ideur2006-06-24 00:00:55
    red in IE (n/t) by Freakazoid2006-06-24 00:10:27
    Something wrong with that one. by rhinobird2006-06-24 00:10:26
      Who says it's cow milk? by Arivia2006-06-24 00:16:37
        man milk? by rhinobird2006-06-24 01:26:00

 

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