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Cartoon for Jun 18, 2006
Strip for Jun 18, 2006
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*snerk* by MrTrick2006-06-19 00:09:55
Google Browser Sync is awesome. by Arachnid2006-06-18 23:15:16
(not very) Deep in the Dungeon of Yendor... by adiplomat2006-06-18 23:05:50
  If you end up in a dead end, search. by MrTrick2006-06-18 23:58:00
    hjklyubn forever by hobbs2006-06-19 00:19:23
      GAAAHHH! by Salmar2006-06-19 07:44:02
      I prefer freeing up those options... by MrTrick2006-06-19 00:25:07
    How do you turn on number_pad? by Tomo2006-06-19 00:01:09
      I hate VI. by MrTrick2006-06-19 00:06:47
        Ah yes -- the "vi" editor by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, the rat got me this time... by adiplomat2006-06-18 23:53:39
  You can only open chests and boxes when they're on by Arivia2006-06-18 23:17:45
    Addendum: by Arivia2006-06-18 23:21:30
  Newts are edible, but they have to be fresh, like by Arachnid2006-06-18 23:12:16
    They also keep you buzzin' along nicely... (n/t) by Poolya2006-06-18 23:27:18
      Eat yellow fungi. :-) by MrTrick2006-06-19 00:15:01
For great justice... by adiplomat2006-06-18 21:36:56
  It is cold out here by Arivia2006-06-18 21:56:16
    It's cold Outside, by klaranth2006-06-18 22:53:21
      When it's cold outside and you wanna sleep in. by manxmania2006-06-18 23:01:35
        To go full circle: by Arivia2006-06-18 23:19:01
I need a break.... by RetiQlum22006-06-18 21:24:27
  Sorry, I was pretending to sleep by hieraco2006-06-19 04:54:22
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2006-06-18 21:00:01
  'Morning Corky! by hieraco2006-06-18 21:06:27
'appy like the 'ippo!! by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
TTGTBT by radiowave9112006-06-18 20:22:46
A question... by Kickstart2006-06-18 19:49:14
  if that were the case by LilDragon2006-06-18 22:29:07
  Sure. by JG12006-06-18 20:06:53
  An answer by hieraco2006-06-18 19:54:24
    Dual boot is one at a time. by fudje2006-06-18 20:32:59
  (I now realize... by Kickstart2006-06-18 19:49:58
    Gates is just a J/K flip flop. (n/t) by kahuana2006-06-18 20:00:22
    If you haven't... by RetiQlum22006-06-18 19:54:33
    I think the IFAD winner takes that title. (n/t) by Arivia2006-06-18 19:53:11
Changing mailhosts can be a pain in the a3! by radiowave9112006-06-18 19:36:19
Canada Laws, Stores confiscating Backpacks. Help? by MikeCDN2006-06-18 18:33:28
  Phone the outlet by Ishta2006-06-18 23:34:53
    Got the feeling Mike doesnt want by klaranth2006-06-18 23:43:44
      why wouldn't i want my picture taken? (n/t) by MikeCDN2006-06-18 23:47:37
    Bingo on the chain :) by MikeCDN2006-06-18 23:43:25
  Three options : by klaranth2006-06-18 23:28:37
    Such places usually target all big bags however by Ishta2006-06-18 23:37:21
      2 minute delay. Sounds reasonable, compared by klaranth2006-06-18 23:42:58
  Face it, dude, you're being profiled. ;-) (n/t) by Illiad2006-06-18 21:50:52
  I worked at the bookstore for a collage by Spudd862006-06-18 19:28:54
  Is the post office an actual post office by radiowave9112006-06-18 18:57:04
    They are actual postal outlets. owned by Can post by hieraco2006-06-18 19:18:41
      Full time postal employees, at this place by MikeCDN2006-06-18 19:21:40
    Its a location of "Canada Post" by MikeCDN2006-06-18 19:02:03
      Then I would start with the head person there. by radiowave9112006-06-18 19:05:24
        Were pretty much on the same page by MikeCDN2006-06-18 19:09:08
          I can accept that. by radiowave9112006-06-18 19:44:52
  Stores are allowed to ask for your backpacks or by hieraco2006-06-18 18:54:58
    Hmmm, so stores need to check by klaranth2006-06-18 22:25:18
    You forgot one.... by radiowave9112006-06-18 19:02:17
      No in this case my advice MAY be used for the othe by hieraco2006-06-18 19:11:37
        ROFLMAO at that last disclaimer (n/t) by josie_beller2006-06-18 20:27:16
      I thought it was "for other use"? (n/t) by imperito2006-06-18 19:02:50
        Could be. The fuzzy RAM doesn't always work right (n/t) by radiowave9112006-06-18 19:06:23
    but I'm there to access a government service by MikeCDN2006-06-18 18:59:29
      And of course the post office is at the very back by hieraco2006-06-18 19:15:36
        Yep, exactly by MikeCDN2006-06-18 19:23:22
          Write a letter to Canada Post. by kahuana2006-06-18 19:52:56
          I would. by hadji2006-06-18 19:45:39
            But Hadji doesn't mind if he doesn't make a scene. (n/t) by kahuana2006-06-18 20:02:26
              He's got a daytime job...he's doin' alright. (n/t) by radiowave9112006-06-18 20:11:52
  You forget something: by Arivia2006-06-18 18:52:02
    Is that sarcasm? by MikeCDN2006-06-18 18:57:30
      This is my wallet. by Arivia2006-06-18 19:00:06
        huh? by MikeCDN2006-06-18 19:04:15
          besides the fact that all of your information by austinkp2006-06-18 19:14:21
  We ask that a woman surender her by joecrouse2006-06-18 18:49:34
    Never seen this in Britain by mrxavia2006-06-19 08:35:29
    Wow. How do you watch that many bags? by Arachnid2006-06-18 20:20:58
    I'd probally be fine with that by MikeCDN2006-06-18 18:54:40
      I think the point might be that no matter who you by JG12006-06-18 19:07:45
        why cant they just put up signs like by klaranth2006-06-18 22:30:18
          If anyone ever, who is not a legal cop by MikeCDN2006-06-18 22:47:57
            Here in NZ, at least... by Arachnid2006-06-18 23:14:50
            You are on their property. by shorty822006-06-18 22:54:54
              You'd have to quote me a law before i buy that by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Also from a US site by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
        No, that's not the point. by hadji2006-06-18 19:18:32
          These places also do not keep track of who has by hadji2006-06-18 19:22:49
            Recruit a friend to help show them the problem! by josie_beller2006-06-18 20:22:04
              I LIKE that idea! by cptspith2006-06-18 22:40:54
              Not unless he's liable by Feng_Li2006-06-18 22:32:22
            True, didn't think that thoroughly, thanks. :) (n/ (n/t) by JG12006-06-18 19:42:35
          I agree, and normally I would take my buisness by MikeCDN2006-06-18 19:20:31
            True. I should amend that with by hadji2006-06-18 19:26:50
              Sounds like the way to go! by josie_beller2006-06-18 20:11:44
              Heck, one thing I've never thought of is to by hadji2006-06-18 19:28:20
                Don't. by krikkert2006-06-18 19:32:03
                You've put a lot of thought into it :) by MikeCDN2006-06-18 19:29:35
                  I was living without a car for a while. by hadji2006-06-18 19:34:08
                    I never thought of that. by RetiQlum22006-06-18 21:18:41
                    Yeah thats my reason too by MikeCDN2006-06-18 19:35:29
                      I wish that were the case here. by Phoon2006-06-18 23:36:11
                        The bike works great. by JoeP2006-06-19 08:18:08
                        Ouch, that sucks by MikeCDN2006-06-18 23:42:38
                          The problem is that I'm between cities. by Phoon2006-06-18 23:48:48
        but... they assume your a thief by MikeCDN2006-06-18 19:13:38
      Well I dont have a booth and I guard a drug store. by joecrouse2006-06-18 18:55:41
        A security guard for a drug store? by MikeCDN2006-06-18 19:38:49
          In the area Joe is in, I am not surprised. by radiowave9112006-06-18 19:43:25
            I've seen far more draconian measures... by RetiQlum22006-06-18 21:13:04
You wouldn't think that Henry Rollins by hadji2006-06-18 18:21:58
  IFACHITA. (n/t) by Kickstart2006-06-18 19:51:25
    Sorry, that should be IFACITAH (n/t) by Kickstart2006-06-18 20:00:18
      Do you want to explain what that means? by RetiQlum22006-06-18 21:07:24
        Somebody below thought it was non-FYOS. (n/t) by adiplomat2006-06-18 21:37:58
          His wife just gave birth with a C-Section. by RetiQlum22006-06-18 21:50:35
            So talking about it is one of his only 3 options, by adiplomat2006-06-18 21:58:44
      Why do I think Molly will be able to decompile by kahuana2006-06-18 20:10:57
        I think I get it. And if I'm right, it's by hadji2006-06-18 20:36:38
          Hooookaaaay. I think I got it now. (n/t) by kahuana2006-06-18 21:00:31
I'm wearing a tie!!! by fudje2006-06-18 18:09:22
  Of course, I didn't have a towel on my head then. by fudje2006-06-18 18:12:22
    And now I'd better remove the towel and go.... by fudje2006-06-18 18:24:06
      So, you're wearing a tie and a towel? by hadji2006-06-18 18:26:31
        I'm not wearing either anymore ;-P (n/t) by fudje2006-06-18 19:46:16
          Hope the interview went well. by Tomo2006-06-19 00:09:16
        Not terribly much. by RetiQlum22006-06-18 18:31:58
The new improved RadioWACCo by imWACC02006-11-19 12:55:59
I must say, that was quite tasty by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
Love the (il)logic in this article by ag_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  stats and saftey gear is wierd. by Astro-g2006-06-18 19:09:28
    94.5% of stastics are meaningless by hieraco2006-06-18 19:28:56
      4) What's the definition of a child? by kahuana2006-06-18 20:06:31
        Real easy: by RetiQlum22006-06-18 21:20:25
        The definition of a child is hard. by krikkert2006-06-18 20:22:31
      It's still all statuatory rape. (n/t) by fudje2006-06-18 19:48:42
        I didn't touch that statue! by hieraco2006-06-18 19:50:54
          Mmmm. Gummy Venus de Milo</homer> (n/t) by kahuana2006-06-18 20:12:27
  Cars may cause the crash, by binkley2006-06-18 17:53:47
  Motorcycle deaths have risen 67%. by RetiQlum22006-06-18 17:34:13
    Who cares? by fudje2006-06-18 18:19:22
      But being dumb still isn't a crime ;) (n/t) by hobbs2006-06-18 21:04:45
      Agreed. by RetiQlum22006-06-18 18:20:31
Attn: Trek and B5 fans! by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That sounds cool, I would have watched. (n/t) by Blindman2006-06-18 22:07:08
  a quote from the treatment by voxwoman2006-06-18 16:41:54
La Isla Bonita by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  non-skanky? by spiffikins2006-06-18 21:43:57
  A little something about the way she moves her mou by Havoc2006-06-18 19:14:12
  Te dijo te amo. by RetiQlum22006-06-18 17:39:59
    "I tell you that I love you"? (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-18 17:49:18
      I meant that for the chiquita, not Illiad. by RetiQlum22006-06-18 17:51:04
        Yeah, but is that what that means? (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-18 17:53:16
          Yes. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-18 18:30:08
  Definitely better than the original by darthludi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Watched a couple other videos and.. by rogol2006-06-18 16:54:20
  Indeed she is. by Pic2006-06-18 16:31:30
  So you found her. (n/t) by jiteo2006-06-18 16:26:52
    Years ago. by Illiad2006-06-18 16:28:04
      wasn't she (from) that lolita by inkey2006-06-18 22:24:33
Other IFAD 2006 Entries by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I don't understand the pun in ufbdrake.gif by nix2006-06-18 16:37:28
    Burl Hives.. Burl Ives.. by slackware982006-11-19 12:55:59
      I thought that that might be it. by nix2006-06-18 17:16:57
        It just is :-) (or not, depending on your p.o.v.) by ag_wyvern2006-06-18 17:30:39
  I still think ag_wyvern should have won (n/t) by archnerd2006-06-18 16:28:22
    I quite liked... by ag_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I still don't get the pun (n/t) by archnerd2006-06-18 16:51:41
    nah by mrm2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I had missed that the winner had been announced. by Scirocco2006-06-18 16:24:22
*facepalm* by themadkansan2006-06-18 15:57:58
  This is why the "case off test" is so important :) (n/t) by kahuana2006-06-18 18:03:08
  You're not the only one who's done that. by RetiQlum22006-06-18 16:22:00
  Dooya Think? :-D by hieraco2006-06-18 16:08:01
When good Kitties go bad by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I want that one! by Bastetsmuse2006-06-18 16:56:07
  Seen that one several times over the years. by themadkansan2006-06-18 15:49:34
  That guy does not know how to hold a cat. by RetiQlum22006-06-18 15:32:51
    Petting wrongly how? by Concept2006-06-18 15:41:21
Hey RetiQlum2: by lab rat2006-06-18 15:14:37
  Carp! by RetiQlum22006-06-18 15:18:06
    You want Crab Cakes Reti You and by joecrouse2006-06-18 18:51:41
      I'm going to be taking you up on that sooner... by RetiQlum22006-06-18 20:05:41
    No. Crab meat. Not carp. :-p (n/t) by hadji2006-06-18 15:30:58
      Carp or white fish can be used as the filler by joecrouse2006-06-18 18:52:16
    I was thinking over fresh pasta. by lab rat2006-06-18 15:25:00
      That sounds good too. :-) (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-18 15:29:14
        BTW, you will enjoy this site by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
One nethack wish in real life by Nightwind2006-06-18 15:08:01
  2 dragon eggs? by ihope1272006-06-18 17:52:49
    only for females (n/t) by Nightwind2006-06-18 18:50:58
    I dunno... they aren't layed by you, they might by imperito2006-06-18 17:57:28
  What could you do with holy water IRL? (n/t) by nix2006-06-18 16:14:47
    not holy water, nethack blessed water by Nightwind2006-06-18 16:32:55
      Blessed water = holy water. (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-18 17:51:58
        yha but that confuses it with real holy water (n/t by Nightwind2006-06-18 18:50:39
      does necesarially mean immortality... by imperito2006-06-18 16:37:44
        I concider myself neutral by Nightwind2006-06-18 16:50:33
      But I'm chaotic :-/ (n/t) by archnerd2006-06-18 16:33:48
    quaffing holy water will cure sickness by imperito2006-06-18 16:28:42
  I'm not sure about that... by imperito2006-06-18 16:02:01
    blessed water still by Nightwind2006-06-18 16:31:12
      There is not a safe way to polyself in 1, though (n/t) by imperito2006-06-18 16:35:25
        In two... by Nightwind2006-06-18 16:49:03
          Why cursed? (n/t) by archnerd2006-06-18 17:08:07
            can't loose the ring (n/t) by Nightwind2006-06-18 17:50:46
              Unless you get hit by lightning :) by imperito2006-06-18 17:53:32
          I'd go with a =oPoly by imperito2006-06-18 17:02:30
  Not nearly by archnerd2006-06-18 15:19:13
    Yes, but in REAL life, what would you want? (n/t) by Nightwind2006-06-18 16:32:51
    You didn't read the subject line, did you? (n/t) by imperito2006-06-18 15:55:14
      In real life by archnerd2006-06-18 16:31:33
        we're all essentually turbonerds or tourists by Nightwind2006-06-18 16:50:07
        I doubt you could cast polymorph... by imperito2006-06-18 16:34:11
          Or how about an amulet of life saving? (n/t) by archnerd2006-06-18 17:32:40
            IRL we call that a pistol. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-18 18:45:06
            I'd prefer to avoid needing one... (n/t) by imperito2006-06-18 18:26:46
Home theater speaker opinions by SoylentGreen2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Bzzt. Those won't do classical well. by fudje2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If music is your primary use I would probably by Scirocco2006-06-18 15:06:59
    My test suite by SoylentGreen2006-06-18 23:10:54
    Really? I tend towards Peerless and Vifa. by fudje2006-06-18 20:02:34
Ann Coulter's latest diatribe by nix2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh, Coulter's just pulling a Robertson. by kahuana2006-06-18 15:23:03
  Nope, it'll never get published by hieraco2006-06-18 15:22:29
    Only grade 8? I was aiming for at least 9... ;-) (n/t) by nix2006-06-18 15:27:44
      Well most folks here read beyond their level by hieraco2006-06-18 15:49:27
  And censorship is always the answer, isn't it? (n/ (n/t) by merlin2006-06-18 15:14:46
    That's not censorship. by nix2006-06-18 15:26:02
      And if the community doesn't care for Book_X, and by merlin2006-06-18 15:49:08
        There's no parallel. by Illiad2006-06-18 16:38:14
        No, this is more like convincing the library by nix2006-06-18 16:06:46
          Or, how about... by rogol2006-06-18 16:43:35
    Well, it's the de facto standard, innit? by themadkansan2006-06-18 15:23:31
      *froths at the mouth* by Arivia2006-06-18 15:40:32
        Ya, that should do the trick nicely. by themadkansan2006-06-18 15:48:25
Father's day question by normc2006-06-18 14:32:11
  Cause your kids don't love you? by RetiQlum22006-06-18 14:47:56
    Seconded (on the BBQ thing) by hieraco2006-06-18 15:15:22
      You betcha! by radiowave9112006-06-18 17:26:51
      I am BBQing supper (n/t) by normc2006-06-18 15:16:20
        Hah! I called it correctly! (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-18 15:18:42
  'Cos you're the only one who can cook, maybe? by themadkansan2006-06-18 14:46:20
And I got the Sokoban prize. by ihope1272006-06-18 14:05:29
Yay, another paper finished! by Feng_Li2006-06-18 13:43:03
  *eats some gummi bears* Congrats! :-) by MathOwl2006-06-18 14:04:37
  *pounces* by Concept2006-06-18 13:47:54
Windows XP logon avatar question. by Ishta2006-06-18 13:30:26
  Try looking in by sem2006-06-18 13:38:03
    Thank you by Ishta2006-06-18 13:41:50
Which HDD to choose? by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hmm, what shall I make of these answers by Control2006-06-18 21:46:10
    Seagate! by themadkansan2006-06-18 23:56:59
      Not an option, sorry. (n/t) by Control2006-06-19 00:00:26
  Not Maxtor (overheating) by gordonf2006-06-18 20:33:28
  Hitachi :) (n/t) by fudje2006-06-18 20:18:54
  Neither. I only buy Seagate. by Myke2006-06-18 13:41:58
    Maxtor also bought Miniscribe. by kahuana2006-06-18 15:15:21
    I agree. Seagate all the way. (n/t) by Scirocco2006-06-18 14:31:27
    2nded. by Qcumber-some2006-06-18 13:53:23
  Maxtor (n/t) by Ishta2006-06-18 13:27:10
  A bigger one? by Tomo2006-06-18 13:25:53
    Yeah, you'll never find Vista on it. by fudje2006-06-18 20:30:53
      s/find/fit/ #oops 8) (n/t) by fudje2006-06-18 20:31:30
Intravenous VitC the cure for cancer? by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cancer is not a single disease, so finding by spacemonkey2006-06-18 13:33:49
    Nobel Prize -> Nuts, the scientists' Brain Eating by Concept2006-06-18 13:38:17
      Goes to show: Nobel Prizes should be posthumous. (n/t) by kahuana2006-06-18 15:32:55
  This counters that high doses are good by Ishta2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I can attest to the laxative effect... by Concept2006-06-18 13:35:52
      The IV approach by Ishta2006-06-18 13:39:59
        C IV is only dangerous if you swallow a by kahuana2006-06-18 15:36:20
          And Civ is only dangerous if you play too long. :) (n/t) by Concept2006-06-18 15:44:14
        Well, the body does a good job of ridding excess by Concept2006-06-18 13:45:17
  Not that old chestnut! by Didactylos2006-06-18 13:11:49
    Yeah, I remember that idea being tested when by lab rat2006-06-18 15:22:28
    Well worth reading the article by Kickstart2006-06-18 13:13:24
      They are also testing Vitamin C on AIDS by Ishta2006-06-18 13:33:26
Meh, where's an online client for Freenode? by ihope1272006-06-18 13:03:41
In keeping with the theme today... by spacemonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That is so cool (n/t) by confused.brit2006-06-18 13:43:15
Woot, new high score in NetHack... (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-18 12:57:02
  Specifically, it's 44562 and climbing. (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-18 13:04:59
Need help with linux and ntfs by Ishta2006-06-18 12:25:39
  Are you using libntfs or the ntfs kernel driver? by fudje2006-06-18 18:18:18
  Unless there's been a recent change, by Michiel2006-06-18 12:30:45
    Yes you can by this kernel by Ishta2006-06-18 12:32:54
      Good that blunder wasn't too bad by Ishta2006-11-19 12:55:59
Nethack question by Michiel2006-06-18 12:05:36
  advice by Nightwind2006-06-18 13:50:00
  Yes you eat the corpses by hieraco2006-06-18 12:19:37
    If I die, I won't have the chance, will I? :) by Michiel2006-06-18 12:27:41
      Eat the leprachauns. That's fun. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-18 12:50:59
        Where's ma gold? (n/t) by Jeff_uk2006-06-18 14:43:39
          Eat a leprachaun corpse and find out. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-18 14:48:34
        The Leprechauns have found the Guinness! RUN!!! by themadkansan2006-06-18 14:25:19
        And the nymphs. (n/t) by Pic2006-06-18 12:53:18
          Ah, yes. by ihope1272006-06-18 12:56:32
      Don't eat it unless you saw it die. by ihope1272006-06-18 12:48:33
        Ah, #pray. by Michiel2006-06-18 12:51:48
          Immediate danger, usually. by ihope1272006-06-18 12:55:25
      There are two kinds of corpses that will kill you by hobbs2006-06-18 12:47:49
        You missed one by TheGM2006-06-18 14:34:07
          I deliberately didn't bring that one up ;) (n/t) by hobbs2006-06-18 14:43:47
        Isn't "deathly ill" also from eating rotten food? (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-18 12:49:59
          You get that from everything. by RetiQlum22006-06-18 13:22:42
            your not much for taking advice? by Nightwind2006-06-18 13:56:22
Zombie, orc, orc in a treasure zoo? (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-18 11:52:57
Attn: Illiad by Michiel2006-06-18 11:52:40
Since today is unofficially link a video day... by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
  They seem to be Mirage III by yazdi2006-06-18 12:49:30
    Now that I look at it again, it's probably an F1 by yazdi2006-06-18 12:56:10
  Since today is unofficially link a video day... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Since today is unofficially link-a-video day... by bwkaz2006-11-19 12:55:59
      My name is eye-gore. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-18 14:46:01
    AWWWwwwwww WTCKVOTD by hieraco2006-06-18 12:17:17
  Tornados maybe? by Illiad2006-06-18 11:40:29
    The engines are wrong. by raptor_872006-06-18 11:54:05
"Eye" does not rhyme with "symmetry". (n/t) by ihope1272006-06-18 11:36:30
  It does in Scottish dialect (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-06-18 16:11:12
  Comb does not rhyme with Bomb... by RetiQlum22006-06-18 14:49:19
  "Potato" does not rhyme with "bourgeois". (n/t) by themadkansan2006-06-18 14:45:24
  Tyger Tyger, burning bright... (n/t) by Tomo2006-06-18 12:08:52
    Flammable felines is a weird subject for poetry... by ihope1272006-06-18 12:52:10
Good quote by Kickstart2006-06-18 10:35:16
  I think what he's said is that wars will never be by kahuana2006-06-18 11:31:20
    Pretty much, yeah by Kickstart2006-06-18 12:02:07
      They're not scumbags, they're tobacco executives. by kahuana2006-06-18 13:12:24
      But in his mind, it *is* a world war... by Phoon2006-06-18 12:22:43
  Well duh! by Didactylos2006-06-18 10:52:20
  Smedley. Oh yeah. Smedley forever. (n/t) by Arivia2006-06-18 10:35:57
A couple notes on the new M$ O$ and Office $uite.. by rogol2006-06-18 08:35:20
  *runs off to get Office 2007* (n/t) by Arivia2006-06-18 10:17:35
  Your comment on OpenSolaris lowers your credibilit by shminux2006-06-18 09:22:32
    Hey now! by rogol2006-06-18 09:27:21
  One note about the Office 2007 interface: by Tomo2006-06-18 09:16:11
    Interesting blog... by Dukat2006-11-19 12:55:59
      He starts counting below the title bar by Tomo2006-06-18 10:25:24
    Fair enough. by rogol2006-06-18 09:31:12
      However, I *do* like the mini-toolbar. (n/t) by Tomo2006-06-18 09:34:25
  I've migrated over to Open Ofice.org by hieraco2006-06-18 09:08:23
    I do understand by rogol2006-06-18 09:23:41
Well, that's still sooner than the 'release date' by Schol-R-LEA;22006-06-18 08:29:32
  Are we sure it's not still in alpha? :-> (n/t) by kahuana2006-06-18 09:49:02
    Still waiting for a proof-of-concept (n/t) by Control2006-06-18 10:07:44
anybody use dropshippers? by mr.coffee2006-06-18 08:29:26
  I do. by Glytch782006-06-18 08:35:46
What's with the face? by mr.coffee2006-06-18 08:23:40
  He looks like Jerry Lewis by pauldriver2006-06-18 09:37:14
I'm not even supposed to be here today! (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-18 08:15:13
  Need me to disable you? (n/t) by Kickstart2006-06-18 09:36:53
    Never seen the movie 'Clerks?' (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-18 12:21:18
    Well, there is... by arktus2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ah...that would likely depend on Myke right now by Kickstart2006-06-18 10:52:15
  That makes two of us by hieraco2006-06-18 08:19:38
And now for something completely different... by babywhizIT2006-11-19 12:55:59
This video is fantastic: by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  Reminds me of bunraku theatre (n/t) by toysbfun2006-06-18 08:45:13
  Sigh: again I must be the bad guy by lurker692006-06-18 08:23:56
  That's really quite excellent. (n/t) by nix2006-06-18 07:00:53
    Great idea. by Tomo2006-06-18 07:15:46
  pssssst.... by JG12006-06-18 06:56:50
    5 minutes (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-18 06:59:52
      There isn't a phone icon next to your name. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-06-18 07:06:37
Is it realy worth it to fowarding phishing by Rogue19712006-06-18 06:27:11
  I have had luck with ebay.... by babywhizIT2006-06-18 06:59:55
  I only send the "unusual" ones... by MISRobin22006-06-18 06:37:54
Ufies help! by confused.brit2006-06-18 05:44:36
  What kind of a problem? by ideur2006-06-18 05:46:32
    something broke it by confused.brit2006-06-18 05:53:57
    s/desciption/description/ (n/t) by ideur2006-06-18 05:46:55
  hmm... i lost half of that (n/t) by confused.brit2006-06-18 05:45:22
    The whole sorry tale... by confused.brit2006-06-18 05:48:07
      Heat problems? by hieraco2006-06-18 08:19:02
        i can rule this out by confused.brit2006-06-18 13:34:29
      Memory errors by Didactylos2006-06-18 07:47:55
      My standard answer would be: by ideur2006-06-18 06:05:41
        Will try by confused.brit2006-06-18 06:08:30
      ~silence~ (n/t) by confused.brit2006-06-18 06:04:03
        The silence is because... by RetiQlum22006-06-18 06:40:19
Read the books title first by darthludi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  well... wasn't it? by zeitnot2006-06-18 07:24:49
    Ha! (n/t) by rogol2006-06-18 08:49:38
Nap time for me. by themadkansan2006-06-18 04:27:01
Another Nethack question by lurker692006-06-18 04:24:28
  I use Dvorak, actually :-) (n/t) by archnerd2006-06-18 17:53:55
  for the acual keys... by biduxe2006-06-18 06:48:55
  I think the idea behind moving around is that by Scirocco2006-06-18 05:42:37
    It's the vi movement keys, with some additions. by Pic2006-06-18 05:47:26
      Now it all snaps back by lurker692006-06-18 08:06:03
  Those are "standard" keys. by Pic2006-06-18 04:32:17
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
Almost want to keep present for my mom..... by Electric Storm2006-06-18 04:06:09
Oh boy, Dr. Freud is observing me. by Control2006-06-18 04:03:16
  And he's not the only one... by saminz2006-06-18 04:05:40
    *waves back* by Control2006-06-18 04:08:57
      Only in mornings :-). by saminz2006-06-18 04:24:52
W:ET Bar by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Server bombed out on me.... by fitzso2006-06-18 21:54:30
  Game on? by imperito2006-06-18 12:02:28
    Will do in a bit by Tomo2006-06-18 12:10:08
  Apologies for yesterday... by parastra2006-06-18 05:43:44
Yay! Killed my first wumpus today! by moddermonster2006-11-19 12:23:33
  ars doesn't like links... by Avium2006-06-18 05:18:02
  Poor wumpus... (n/t) by veran2006-06-18 04:12:50
on my way back from Indonesia by KeineAhnung2006-06-18 03:35:45
Well, it's done. Need hack/crack help now. by imWACC02006-06-18 02:58:16
  Shoutcast issues by ogi2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Quick list of some exploits by ogi2006-11-19 12:55:59
      It's not illegal as long as it's non-disruptive by jayfarm2006-06-18 07:53:25
    Concur. (n/t) by themadkansan2006-06-18 03:47:55
  IANAL, but IIRC this *can* be illegal by Qcumber-some2006-06-18 03:21:55
    Here in the US it's a business. by jayfarm2006-06-18 07:49:10
    It's not illegal here. by RetiQlum22006-06-18 04:47:15
      The problem is that it isn't just his computer by Schol-R-LEA;22006-06-18 08:54:40
    I have a better example by PSYCHOI3OY2006-06-18 03:50:12
      Slightly wrong comparison. by Qcumber-some2006-06-18 03:54:12
        Fair enough. (n/t) by PSYCHOI3OY2006-06-18 03:55:56
    Hmmm . . .Did not think about that by imWACC02006-06-18 03:38:24
      Since it's sunday, I think not many are here today by Qcumber-some2006-06-18 03:49:11
        I thought there were computer security specialists by rorajoey2006-06-18 09:00:19
  Beep! by ideur2006-06-18 03:03:04
Brilliant! :-D (n/t) by dodrian2006-06-18 02:17:42
  Did you just chew some gum and get such a gleem? (n/t) by NDwight2006-06-18 03:51:44
    Fabulous. :) (n/t) by rorajoey2006-06-18 09:04:16
I am such a geek by fitzso2006-06-18 01:48:43
  I hope you only use those as slippers. by fudje2006-06-18 04:16:15
  I'm apparently not geeky enough by hobbs2006-06-18 02:34:13
    WIYF. by Sharku2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Silly question: by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Easy... by parastra2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Interesting. by fudje2006-06-18 04:19:52
        I haven't been there myself, by parastra2006-06-18 05:52:31
          Well, this is 1x normal size, and made out of by fudje2006-06-18 06:44:16
        Ok, this is the only sort of Jumper i know... by confused.brit2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I think he means these by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
            s/he/she/ by fudje2006-06-18 05:43:06
              Well, whatever by Tomo2006-06-18 05:52:16
                You haven't heard her voice. by RetiQlum22006-06-18 06:42:59
    More importantly; how did you manage to by Bonzo2006-06-18 02:33:25
      That's what i'm wondering. by rhinobird2006-06-18 02:54:02
  what's an ugh boot? by rhinobird2006-06-18 01:50:36
    Sheepskin boot by parastra2006-11-19 12:55:59
      you aussies and your sheep... (n/t) by rhinobird2006-06-18 02:20:35
Here's a video, as long we're doing videos by rhinobird2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Another nice one by Pomfritz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wow. That apache barrel roll is amazing!! (n/t) by Sharku2006-06-18 03:04:57
  question concerning these videos by lurker692006-06-18 02:38:29
    Slightly OT by PSYCHOI3OY2006-06-18 04:08:10
    I just pressed the download button on the above by ideur2006-06-18 03:44:37
    It comes with Google's DRM by Tomo2006-06-18 02:49:36
      nope, google videos have zero DRM by Freakazoid2006-06-18 02:58:31
    Check out "KeepVid" by Spiff2006-06-18 02:45:21
      I was going to rant about not really by lurker692006-06-18 02:55:26
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
And one last video before going to bed by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ROFL by Ishta2006-06-18 02:23:35
  hehehe....porn (n/t) by rhinobird2006-06-18 01:49:15
A few Nethack questions by UGuardian2006-06-18 00:16:53
  my advice by Nightwind2006-06-18 13:33:57
  (Sighs, laughs) I hate NetHack... =)P by shadowsystems2006-06-18 03:23:00
    Rampant Segfault got me once. by fudje2006-06-18 07:13:36
  Tips by archnerd2006-06-18 01:16:55
    That explains a bit by UGuardian2006-06-18 02:47:06
  nethaxors by theonlyalterego2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Bookmarked by UGuardian2006-06-18 02:50:25
In a distracted moment... by Tyop2006-06-18 00:11:27
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2006-06-18 00:09:56
Most incredible Juggling video (with music) by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Can counter it with by darthludi2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Except that's tracked. by Tomo2006-06-18 12:03:30
      1:42 by zathras2006-06-18 13:38:20
  I've seen another movie of Chriss Bliss somewhere by thejugglingking2006-06-18 10:39:53
  I agree with Nea, and by lurker692006-06-18 03:53:09
  I never saw the original, by Feng_Li2006-06-18 00:34:18
    just look at the same site by lurker692006-06-18 03:47:57
  It's better juggling, by Nea2006-06-18 00:20:20
    Agree there by ixeian2006-06-18 04:20:32
  umm okay now by dennismv2006-06-18 00:15:52
Huh? (IDGI thread) by themadkansan2006-06-18 00:02:15
  Dense-butt! by fudje2006-06-18 07:02:14
  Windows products get delayed all the time... by raptor_872006-06-18 00:32:54
  XP was late, Vista shipping ~1 year later... by kyl1912006-06-18 00:07:05
  When did Windows 98 get released? by hieraco2006-06-18 00:05:29
    And 95 was only barely released in 1995. by bwkaz2006-06-18 05:07:30
    Win2K actually did come out in 2000... by Sharku2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Guess I'm just dense. by themadkansan2006-06-18 00:29:28
      That's the so-called by lurker692006-06-18 04:00:30
BAWAHAHAAH so true - so true by hieraco2006-06-18 00:02:06
  Heh, by binkley2006-06-18 18:21:11
  Don't laugh....... by Electric Storm2006-06-18 04:23:43
    Check your dumpsters on a regular basis. by themadkansan2006-06-18 04:25:00
  To help someone upgrade... by hobbs2006-06-18 02:23:40
  Uh oh... by skippy-ish_Guy2006-06-18 00:08:00
    Avoid Vista as long as it is at all possible (n/t) by hej2006-06-18 06:25:06
  I parsed that last bit as: by hadji2006-06-18 00:03:58
    heheh with my spelling it could very well be by hieraco2006-06-18 00:23:33
Translations by Nea2006-06-18 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP. (n/t) by Sharku2006-06-18 03:12:35
    By MadJo by madjo2006-06-18 23:08:25
    By FST777 by FST7772006-06-18 04:34:47
    by Sharku. by Sharku2006-06-18 03:16:08
  Deutsch / German (top post) (n/t) by leonidus2006-06-18 01:45:04
    by leonidus by leonidus2006-06-18 01:47:21
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Godot (n/t) by kahuana2006-06-18 09:44:12
  Heavy (n/t) by rorajoey2006-06-18 09:05:33
  Until I've had my caffeine fix, all else.... (n/t) by mr.coffee2006-06-18 08:19:51
  Dont let the by Len482006-06-18 04:23:16
  Moving out by fudje2006-06-18 04:10:18
  Further, serious illnesses (n/t) by lurker692006-06-18 04:03:40
  Vista by Bonzo2006-06-18 02:24:34
    You've been misinformed, then by Freakazoid2006-06-18 02:31:25
      So you're going to run Vista in text-mode then? by themadkansan2006-06-18 03:15:08
        The point still stands though. by Sharku2006-06-18 03:29:21
          I never said I agreed with the concept. by themadkansan2006-06-18 03:46:37
            Only because poeple are stupid. (n/t) by fudje2006-06-18 04:09:24
              There's what =should be=, and there's what =is=. by themadkansan2006-06-18 04:23:42
                I know. It makes me sad :'( (n/t) by fudje2006-06-18 05:19:35
  FreeBSD, further upgrades, by Ishta2006-06-18 02:18:54
  Strawberry jam by Mr.Taco2006-06-18 01:19:10
  I by klaranth2006-06-18 01:08:58
    I blame Kickstart for forcing me to use 1 characte by klaranth2006-06-18 01:09:48
      B by lurker692006-06-18 04:02:47
        No. The answer to the QOTD, is "I" by klaranth2006-06-18 10:19:05
          ? by rhinobird2006-06-18 20:14:08
            ! by klaranth2006-06-18 22:14:11
              . by rhinobird2006-06-18 23:19:26
  ANYTHING (n/t) by cptspith2006-06-18 00:51:34
  Work. by bimkins2006-06-18 00:32:30
    Seconded (n/t) by sstacks2006-06-18 08:23:09
  People at red lights (n/t) by warden1452006-06-18 00:14:33
  Heaven (n/t) by skippy-ish_Guy2006-06-18 00:06:19
  life by hieraco2006-06-18 00:03:29
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You can't have "a chupacabra" by hobbs2006-06-18 15:56:07
  anewsanchorgrowledatachupacabraonawhim by ideur2006-06-18 00:02:39
  anewsanchorgrowledatachupacabraonawhim by kyl1912006-06-18 00:02:30
    White in elinks, too. by leonidus2006-06-18 02:19:24
    What version of links are you using? by ideur2006-06-18 00:05:05

 

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