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Cartoon for Mar 25, 2006
Strip for Mar 25, 2006
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attn saphika by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I dunno who created it... by jmaxsohmer2006-03-26 09:09:45
  Thanks by saphika2006-03-26 08:14:54
Aaaaargh! Daylight Savings Time kicking in. by leonidus2006-03-25 23:46:33
  It will be very soon. (n/t) by techi8702006-03-26 00:00:04
Highlight of the weekend by hieraco2006-03-25 23:29:43
  I played in a bell chior when I was in elementary by techi8702006-03-25 23:53:36
    You shoudl have coem up to shoot pool with us by hieraco2006-03-26 00:04:34
  Kyrasaente is in Alberta? by ag_wyvern2006-03-25 23:32:25
  There's still Sunday... by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-03-25 23:31:14
    LOL by hieraco2006-03-25 23:39:50
Just finished watching LotR/FotR by ChuckAB2006-03-25 23:00:10
Today's picture of Max the cat. by fudje2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Knuckles is Jealous. by hieraco2006-03-25 23:19:55
    Fuzzy toy? by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-03-25 23:23:54
      Fuzzy toy as in what Max is looking at by hieraco2006-03-25 23:33:34
    Aww. Poor Knuckles. (n/t) by fudje2006-03-25 23:21:50
...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... by ag_wyvern2006-03-25 22:24:49
  Love that movie!! by WolfenOne2006-03-25 23:09:06
I love my son to death... by mpicklesimer12006-03-25 22:13:42
  At least you are a good father by usedtire2006-03-27 07:48:29
  If I were just a tiny bit more secure... by mpicklesimer12006-03-26 00:01:32
  I'm joining the club of Bitter divorced fathers by hieraco2006-03-25 23:15:22
    I guess I've got it easy next to you. by mpicklesimer12006-03-25 23:58:42
    I was born half a world away, and the situation by shminux2006-03-25 23:25:07
  that sucks man. My dad got a crappy deal too by joecrouse2006-03-25 22:54:49
  you are a man, so you have no rights by shminux2006-03-25 22:49:46
    I'm one of the few by stend2006-03-26 02:39:57
systemroot\system32\config\software SUCKS!!! by packet-rat2006-03-25 21:52:11
  I use Insert rescue disk by unclepete2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A quick google turned up this by varikin2006-11-19 12:55:59
Has the colour of UF visited links changed? by fudje2006-03-25 21:27:27
  Durn it! I checked out what red visited links by shorty822006-03-25 22:06:56
    Are you using Firefox? by fudje2006-03-25 22:10:38
      Thank you, that got it. (n/t) by shorty822006-03-25 22:12:12
  Nope, still the standard blue for unvisited and by shorty822006-03-25 21:30:04
    For some reason my visited links are red.... (n/t) by fudje2006-03-25 21:33:02
      Check your browser settings. by shorty822006-03-25 21:35:06
        No s4. by fudje2006-03-25 21:36:03
          No reason to be rude. by shorty822006-03-25 21:37:44
            Sorry, I'm kinda frustrated by this. by fudje2006-03-25 21:40:29
  And my mail client settings too! by fudje2006-03-25 21:29:49
Crawfish Boil UFie meet reminder by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
Firewire/DV cable question. by shorty822006-03-25 21:13:02
  I've got a Sony that uses Hi-8 tapes, and it has by hadji2006-03-25 21:17:47
    What he said.... (n/t) by lab rat2006-03-25 21:22:44
      Thanks, guys. by shorty822006-03-25 21:29:24
        It's also known as IEEE 1394. by hadji2006-03-25 21:38:36
          Yeah, I know. by shorty822006-03-25 21:41:02
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2006-03-25 21:00:02
Geek porn! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  HAH! In the 3.0 album by cybergeek2006-03-25 21:44:41
    I was more amused by 2.0 and the ... joystick (n/t by Astro-g2006-03-25 21:49:42
  I wonder if she has any silicon implants. (n/t) by hadji2006-03-25 21:40:17
  HAHAHAH I love it. that one is like the scene by joecrouse2006-03-25 21:30:46
  Note: SFW that page only (n/t) by Kickstart2006-03-25 20:47:56
Public Service Annoncement by DesertRat662006-03-25 20:34:37
  Pain... basement... swinging... curses, not Friday (n/t) by chanceslost2006-03-25 20:40:19
  And if you do it right a nice sized blood blister. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-03-25 20:37:54
    This landed smack on the fingernail by DesertRat662006-03-25 20:42:14
      Lost two in the last two years. Hurts like by joecrouse2006-03-25 20:43:29
Smokey and the bandit 2 is on WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-03-25 19:45:04
  what channel? (n/t) by Glytch782006-03-25 19:49:49
    CMT (n/t) by joecrouse2006-03-25 19:52:37
Buck Owens died! (n/t) by joecrouse2006-03-25 19:39:16
Help from digital video/audio techies by pi in binary2006-03-25 18:58:33
  avimerge, part of transcode (n/t) by imperito2006-03-25 22:16:07
  A multiplexer? (n/t) by fudje2006-03-25 21:47:27
"Dude... You run faster with the knife... pssh." ( (n/t) by maximumbob2006-03-25 18:44:39
  Pure Pwnage! (n/t) by l1nx2006-03-25 21:58:30
PCSOTD by shandrake2006-03-25 18:36:44
So here's a question for ya by Glytch782006-03-25 18:24:15
  Surely the amount is snot enough to kill you. by kahuana2006-03-25 18:33:14
  You inspired the following tongue-twister: by nix2006-03-25 18:31:16
    about a quarter sized blob. by joecrouse2006-03-25 18:32:34
  answerbag.com says by joecrouse2006-03-25 18:30:14
    other sites say you can produce up to a by joecrouse2006-03-25 18:30:49
      i got that beat (n/t) by Glytch782006-03-25 19:41:10
Attn: Cluttersquad by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
  Where'd the post go? It was here 5 seconds ago! ( (n/t) by josie_beller2006-03-25 19:38:09
ATTN Qcumbersome : by klaranth2006-03-25 17:50:15
help needed - for SaleGamine by LilDragon2006-03-25 17:46:52
  Sounds like work... by Maximinus2006-03-25 19:40:07
  What a shame! by purplepineapple2006-03-25 18:26:53
Good God by SnArL2006-03-25 17:34:50
  No. No. If this customer were any more dense, by kahuana2006-03-25 18:22:45
  How obvious are the instructions? by ag_wyvern2006-03-25 17:36:06
    The step by step instructions are easy to follow by SnArL2006-03-25 17:45:28
<rant> by klaranth2006-03-25 17:33:47
  Pardon me? (n/t) by krikkert2006-03-25 17:35:53
  ...One of those days? by themadkansan2006-03-25 17:34:49
    Hmmm, yes. by klaranth2006-03-25 17:44:44
      It's why I left earlier today. by dab2006-03-25 23:30:31
      That's why I usually don't play PvP by Havoc2006-03-25 23:01:40
Funniest insult I've ever read. by hadji2006-03-25 17:29:19
  You are as graceful as a trained ape by hieraco2006-03-25 22:58:11
  From Wanda, the Gnome fish... by bob72006-03-25 21:50:27
ATTN: misrobin2 by Glytch782006-03-25 15:58:36
  Sorry... Went shopping... by misrobin22006-03-25 17:37:49
    right click taskbar. by Glytch782006-03-25 18:06:19
      hey look at that by Glytch782006-03-25 18:12:22
  ATTN: Any database people by Glytch782006-03-25 16:34:59
Roach jewelry...LIVE roaches...EEEEEWWWW by quilting_kitty2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Brings a new meaning to the term by Arivia2006-03-25 16:14:32
  Thanks for triggering all the bad scary thoughts by lab rat2006-03-25 16:10:10
  Yuck! by shorty822006-03-25 15:45:48
    They're not even good for that. by hadji2006-03-25 17:19:32
      When I was in HighSchool I came home by lab rat2006-03-25 18:04:29
TTGTB.. by Bonzo2006-11-19 12:55:59
from my mother's inbox: spam subject of the day! by cybergeek2006-03-25 15:15:52
From my inbox (Really!) by Bonzo2006-03-25 15:12:02
  Why Whistler? (n/t) by nix2006-03-25 16:56:59
    That was the codename for XP by bara2006-03-25 17:49:41
      Lönghörn! (n/t) by krikkert2006-03-25 18:15:07
        A Lönghörn önce bit my sister.... (n/t) by williamashbless2006-03-25 18:18:59
  Newton Airlines by klaranth2006-03-25 15:29:09
    All additions I placed here are from: by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  BeOS Air by klaranth2006-03-25 15:28:15
  VMS Airlines by klaranth2006-03-25 15:27:03
  What Happened to Amiga Air? by hieraco2006-03-25 15:14:49
    They went under a few years back, by sass101512006-03-25 15:29:23
    Wings of OS/400 by klaranth2006-03-25 15:25:54
    OS/2 by klaranth2006-03-25 15:24:33
    Amiga Airline by klaranth2006-03-25 15:23:34
      Huh? Doesn't sound like Amiga to me.. (n/t) by Bonzo2006-03-25 15:24:47
        Me neither, and I still own a 1000. by kahuana2006-03-25 18:25:21
          *Looks in Closet* by hieraco2006-03-26 01:31:45
    AMIGA AIR : by klaranth2006-03-25 15:22:52
      Haha! (n/t) by Bonzo2006-03-25 15:23:42
    I dunno.. It showed up that way in my inbox.... (n/t) by Bonzo2006-03-25 15:16:09
Today's LOTD is interesting. by shorty822006-03-25 14:39:29
  Was on ebaums world a week back. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-03-25 18:53:56
  I didn't see a listing for Spawn. (n/t) by hadji2006-03-25 17:58:36
  Are there any heathen super heros? (n/t) by hieraco2006-03-25 15:12:21
    Of course, since the definition of heathen is: by shorty822006-03-25 15:22:03
      No Celtic Wicca or Norse/Germanic Tutonic follower by hieraco2006-03-25 22:46:41
  I'm amazed someone had time to put that together. by sass101512006-03-25 15:02:19
    There is a service available that will allow you by shorty822006-03-25 15:10:18
      dyndns.org. (n/t) by themadkansan2006-03-25 17:09:42
      look around at AnalogX . com (n/t) by klaranth2006-03-25 15:32:35
GMail update : by klaranth2006-03-25 13:52:14
  GMail by saphika2006-03-25 15:03:32
    This may be good to know. by sass101512006-11-19 12:55:59
      Check my diary too by ToLazyToThink2006-03-25 20:25:49
    I know that Voxwoman posts regularly. by shorty822006-03-25 15:12:11
  2% (55MB) by ixeian2006-03-25 14:59:42
  0%! no Gmail acct. One of these days... by SouthpawPL2006-03-25 14:34:08
    Invite sent. (n/t) by shorty822006-03-25 14:35:47
  0 MB (0%)? by sass101512006-03-25 14:26:46
  14 MB (1%) by Michiel2006-03-25 14:18:59
  You are currently using 2522 MB (93%) of your 2707 by Arivia2006-03-25 14:16:30
    how in the heck did you manage that? by Freakazoid2006-03-25 14:17:27
      A lot of stored files. by Arivia2006-03-25 14:21:36
        wow, those must have taken awhile by Freakazoid2006-03-25 14:23:53
          Yep. (n/t) by Arivia2006-03-25 14:33:26
  2%, or 56MB. I too delete unimportant things. (n/t by rook_mtl2006-03-25 14:10:56
  You are using 501 MB (19%) of your 2707 MB. (n/t) by theanomaly2006-03-25 14:09:47
  You are currently using 44 MB (2%) of your 2707 MB by shorty822006-03-25 14:02:27
  "You are currently using 31MB (1%) of your 2707MB" by fudje2006-03-25 13:58:33
  hmmm by Reddy2006-03-25 13:57:40
Ooooo...the pimptech replacement for spinners by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I would have a cartoon of a squirrel running in an by SouthpawPL2006-03-25 14:27:22
  I want a back window that does that, by theanomaly2006-03-25 14:20:53
    Could probably be done with a projector by jiteo2006-03-25 17:49:14
  You can even send new images while driving. by rook_mtl2006-03-25 14:14:33
  No thanks. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-03-25 13:50:40
    s/rins/rims/ (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-03-25 13:50:55
  Flash w/ sound warning. by shorty822006-03-25 13:45:01
Crap. Anyone know of a way to bruteforce a linksys by cybergeek2006-03-25 13:36:14
  disregard, i'm a twit. :) (n/t) by cybergeek2006-03-25 13:42:57
    \o/ Yay being a twit! \o/ (n/t) by williamashbless2006-03-25 13:45:08
      indeed. by cybergeek2006-03-25 14:18:17
  Um... 'reset to factory defaults'? (n/t) by williamashbless2006-03-25 13:37:46
    really didn't want to have to do that by cybergeek2006-03-25 13:40:27
You know the steak is ready... by kahuana2006-03-25 13:25:24
  that happened when the fire inspector came to by thetree2006-03-25 13:28:23
Do you Yahoo? by sass101512006-03-25 13:20:58
  How about looking at getting hosting through by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    Good point. by sass101512006-03-25 14:12:00
      Can you not keep your Yahoo! email addys? (n/t) by shorty822006-03-25 14:16:19
        Look at sneakemail by DeskTop_Ron2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Yes and will for a while. by sass101512006-03-25 14:30:11
This is stupid by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I've seen the Butler at Superstore in the past by ag_wyvern2006-03-25 14:16:07
  How about the "digital" way to do it ?? by Medentic2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Some people like me by notdeadyet2006-03-25 14:19:26
  I'll send it to you... by misrobin22006-03-25 13:32:52
    Thanks by Kickstart2006-03-25 15:56:59
      Of course... (n/t) by misrobin22006-03-25 17:38:51
      Save yourself a trip, though... by ag_wyvern2006-03-25 16:44:47
  you're angry because you cant get dental floss? by thetree2006-03-25 13:26:22
    Not floss...a floss holder (n/t) by Kickstart2006-03-25 13:27:35
      cant you just make your own? by thetree2006-03-25 13:29:18
  get a mailbox in blaine... it's only a short drive by shminux2006-03-25 13:12:47
    Lot of work and expense for a $2 piece of plastic (n/t) by Kickstart2006-03-25 13:18:59
  I do, but I doubt my dentist delivers to Canada. ( (n/t) by McNutcase2006-03-25 12:57:38
Help with strings and tokenizing in C by Master_Rahl222006-03-25 12:28:54
  I had a class where we had to write a simple shell by varikin2006-03-25 20:50:09
  Thanks everybody for help, but by Master_Rahl222006-03-25 15:51:45
  just write your own function (n/t) by thetree2006-03-25 15:35:20
    as a matter of fact by thetree2006-03-25 15:36:27
  Is that really all it does? by fudje2006-03-25 13:19:19
  Beware of strtok(). by nix2006-03-25 13:11:02
    Right by vdp2006-03-25 13:25:07
      I'd be more likely to advocate strsep() by fudje2006-03-25 13:32:43
  Probably the 'simplest' is: by williamashbless2006-03-25 12:49:52
    More details by vdp2006-03-25 13:18:25
  You can make an array of strings. by Michiel2006-03-25 12:43:22
Couple of questions for the group. by joecrouse2006-03-25 12:06:22
  Assign static IP with no gateway on Front PC. by sass101512006-03-25 12:45:35
    Exactly how am I to do that? by joecrouse2006-03-25 17:11:30
      My Network Places->Properties by themadkansan2006-03-25 17:41:02
        Thats exactly what I needed (n/t) by joecrouse2006-03-25 17:45:49
          koo. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2006-03-25 17:54:36
    Seconded! (n/t) by DerSarek2006-03-25 12:51:50
  The network settings thing... by McNutcase2006-03-25 12:18:36
attn: hieraco by theanomaly2006-03-25 12:04:50
  Sounds like a plan. We meet at the hall? by hieraco2006-03-25 12:16:56
    May be able to pick you up... by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
      If you can pick me up, let me know before 3:15 by hieraco2006-03-25 13:07:20
      Somebody not familiar with the crowd by DerSarek2006-03-25 12:50:09
        Fine! Mike &/or Molly! by hieraco2006-03-25 13:05:35
          Ok, so now we really have to see that :P by theanomaly2006-03-25 13:14:56
            Logging it in now :-) by hieraco2006-03-25 13:28:36
              On the way now (n/t) by theanomaly2006-03-25 15:02:23
                V51 (n/t) by hieraco2006-03-25 15:09:13
              LOL, I should plug those into my GPS and have it by techi8702006-03-25 14:13:51
                Let us know when to expect you. by hieraco2006-03-25 14:34:44
                Go for it. would be interested to see what you get (n/t) by theanomaly2006-03-25 14:28:37
                  My GPS software says 286Km and 2:44:15 travel time (n/t) by techi8702006-03-25 20:54:22
VB.NET question inside.. by Bonzo2006-03-25 11:53:34
  I'm fairly sure by Didactylos2006-03-25 15:06:30
    I was writing it, just as you posted.. Clicky! by Bonzo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  From a VB newbie, by sass101512006-03-25 12:37:39
    Sorry, didn't work.. (n/t) by Bonzo2006-03-25 13:14:38
      What about Private vs Public, by sass101512006-03-25 13:25:34
        My source by Bonzo2006-03-25 15:07:16
          You are settting the class not the instance by arcrider742006-03-25 17:36:37
            s/ttt/tt (n/t) by arcrider742006-03-25 17:37:16
          You left out by Didactylos2006-03-25 16:22:05
            I have to sleep... by Didactylos2006-03-25 16:24:29
  I use C#... by shana2006-03-25 12:11:00
    Hmm.. Wrong problem.. by Bonzo2006-03-25 12:32:06
    Yes, &= works in VB.net. (n/t) by bwkaz2006-03-25 12:15:39
Methinks I have an ulcer by notdeadyet2006-03-25 11:52:27
  I disagree. by fudje2006-03-25 13:35:49
  If you really have an ulcer, coffee won't harm you by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
    stomach acid eats away its own linning by joecrouse2006-03-25 17:43:22
      Recalling strength is dependent on concentration, by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
        not sulphuric MY bad Hydrocloric. Narf. by joecrouse2006-03-25 18:24:30
        Google says between 1- 2.5 or so by joecrouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Many years ago, by sass101512006-11-19 12:55:59
    Instant? And you say it by notdeadyet2006-03-25 12:43:08
      After that post, I googled "acid reduced coffee" by sass101512006-11-19 12:55:59
        Thanks! I think I'll wander by notdeadyet2006-03-25 13:03:21
  Tea? by shana2006-03-25 12:15:01
    Of course not. Only real tea has caffeine. by ripley82006-03-25 13:04:51
  Redbull! by Bonzo2006-03-25 11:54:32
    You don't understand by notdeadyet2006-03-25 12:16:14
      You sound like Lorelai from Gilmore Girls :) (n/t) by Master_Rahl222006-03-25 13:02:17
    Get some Caffeine patches? (n/t) by klaranth2006-03-25 11:57:10
38th week of compulsory service by pomfritz2006-03-25 11:30:29
GAAAAAH Hauppauge WinTV PCI-FM by Qcumber-some2006-03-25 11:19:31
  A shotgun is *always* the answer. (n/t) by cybergeek2006-03-25 12:02:30
  Dremel!! (n/t) by lab rat2006-03-25 11:23:52
    Why am I NOT supprised that came from you? by hieraco2006-03-25 11:29:14
- - - ThE FuNnY FaRm - - - by ixeian2006-03-25 11:08:56
W:ET TIME!!!!!!!!!! (n/t) by thejugglingking2006-03-25 11:06:00
  Sure, if you insist (n/t) by hieraco2006-03-25 11:24:58
Corrupt Zip archive? by blitzkregar2006-03-25 10:41:40
  win rar? (n/t) by joecrouse2006-03-25 18:45:56
  hmm... pkzipfix perhaps? by Freakazoid2006-03-25 11:45:57
    Might try it.... by blitzkregar2006-03-25 11:54:23
      *ding*, there you go. by Freakazoid2006-03-25 11:55:50
  4.3GB Zip file? what were you thinking? by hieraco2006-03-25 11:20:11
    actually a game by blitzkregar2006-03-25 11:46:51
      what are you using to try and extract it? by Freakazoid2006-03-25 11:54:20
        Winzip and XP by blitzkregar2006-03-25 11:55:58
  Found this... by sass101512006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks, but it will not work on a file this size by blitzkregar2006-03-25 11:06:45
      Sorry, didn't have time for deep research. by sass101512006-11-19 12:55:59
        You are absoulutley right by blitzkregar2006-03-25 12:17:08
          They get you one way or another, don't they? by sass101512006-03-25 12:25:12
            "Unlce!" by blitzkregar2006-03-27 06:42:09
From yonder inbox: airplane humor! by cybergeek2006-03-25 09:49:39
  Last time I saw these... by TechisSO2006-03-25 14:37:33
  Thanks - I needed that! (n/t) by atgnag2006-03-25 13:00:20
  You must be psychic! by ixeian2006-03-25 11:27:54
  dreaded seven engine approach... by bimkins2006-03-25 11:16:54
  This is why periodic reposts can be appropriate. by sass101512006-03-25 10:51:50
    How about train homour? by Tyop2006-03-25 10:55:07
      hilarious beyond belief by thetree2006-03-25 11:07:51
        please switch all "ie"'s to "ei" (n/t) by thetree2006-03-25 11:08:36
          Why? by Tomo2006-03-25 11:11:55
            believe is spellt believe? by thetree2006-03-25 13:10:05
              i BEFORE e, EXCEPT after C by fudje2006-03-25 13:53:04
                or when it's weird (n/t) by tallastro2006-03-25 18:42:13
  More airplane humour by Tyop2006-03-25 10:41:14
  That's halarious by Glytch782006-03-25 10:29:41
  ROTFLMAO by Danu2006-03-25 10:21:32
    my apopologies for using that as the subject line by Danu2006-03-25 10:28:35
      No worries. by krikkert2006-03-25 10:29:09
        {{{krikkert}}} Thanks. (n/t) by Danu2006-03-25 10:41:11
          Don't mention. by krikkert2006-03-25 10:43:18
        I've even seen one add: PMP at the end. by ChuckAB2006-03-25 10:32:42
  There are a couple of new ones there. by ChuckAB2006-03-25 10:16:16
*wimper* by Glytch782006-03-25 09:43:18
  Do they match in file comparison or data content? by ripley82006-03-25 09:47:35
    Totally different by Glytch782006-03-25 09:50:56
      Are the tables in the bosses database just linked by misrobin22006-03-25 09:58:58
        Not access... by Glytch782006-03-25 10:05:42
          Ahhh... ACT. One of my favorites... by misrobin22006-03-25 10:09:33
      If only the boss is using an outdated version, by ripley82006-03-25 09:52:33
        I've had that thought already. by Glytch782006-03-25 10:00:01
Evil evil evil evil... by Corvus_One2006-03-25 09:36:19
  To be truly evil, by sass101512006-03-25 12:23:06
    I'll bring you cigarettes in jail (n/t) by notdeadyet2006-03-25 12:44:36
  Why resist? by hieraco2006-03-25 11:02:58
  do it do it do it!!!!! by thetree2006-03-25 10:54:38
Bluetooth question, if anyone can help me... by McNutcase2006-03-25 09:29:24
  Absolutely. by JimK2006-03-25 11:54:27
    OK then. Wrong terminology... by McNutcase2006-03-25 12:13:56
  As far as I know, nope. by krikkert2006-03-25 09:37:51
    Not necessarily. by SouthpawPL2006-03-25 10:07:00
      erm... pardon? by McNutcase2006-03-25 10:20:34
    Apparently, some headsets can do this. by McNutcase2006-03-25 10:03:13
Q: What are the 'defining moments' in the history by Kickstart2006-03-25 09:27:23
  DaNutball and lissa and Megenzis (sp?) (n/t) by Zandermann2006-03-25 17:53:06
  Capt. X ´s last post .... by Medentic2006-03-25 13:06:40
    A few weeks ago, IIRC (n/t) by ag_wyvern2006-03-25 15:58:34
  "we'll call your mom". by kf4oyt2006-03-25 11:32:05
    I think next Saturday would be a better date by klaranth2006-03-25 11:56:02
      I am SOOOO slow today..... by kf4oyt2006-03-25 12:46:20
        Cause I beat him ,,, (n/t) by klaranth2006-03-25 13:49:25
      Clarification... by kf4oyt2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Nope, no way to edit posts. by shorty822006-03-25 12:51:47
      Both! by kf4oyt2006-03-25 12:07:02
  The opening of Illiways? (n/t) by sass101512006-03-25 10:47:48
  The introduction of ID9K by nix2006-03-25 10:42:16
    Also, the opening of UF:ET (n/t) by nix2006-03-25 11:04:03
  Introductions of board traditions. Examples: by BaruMonkey2006-03-25 10:22:17
    Hadji. Isn't hadji a tradition now? :P (n/t) by williamashbless2006-03-25 10:30:26
      You can name Hadji in a lot of different ways : by klaranth2006-03-25 10:38:07
        3 years? Not in the Military by hieraco2006-03-25 10:58:53
        Gutter Friday isn't 3 years old. by spud312006-03-25 10:51:50
        Where did 3 years come from? by Tomo2006-03-25 10:39:09
          Um... in the traditional way? :P (n/t) by williamashbless2006-03-25 10:42:04
  Queeg! by da-gimp2006-03-25 10:14:12
    Oops...that was me. by spud312006-03-25 10:21:02
  Nobody's mentionned DNB's passing... (n/t) by jiteo2006-03-25 10:10:10
    Sure, you just did. And good call. by williamashbless2006-03-25 10:14:20
      21. Military sendoff. (n/t) by krikkert2006-03-25 10:15:09
        Yes, but did we have exactly 21? I seem to recall by williamashbless2006-03-25 10:16:36
          ...once we got people to listen. :-D (n/t) by cybergeek2006-03-25 12:04:10
  Naruki's disabling. (n/t) by krikkert2006-03-25 09:43:23
    On that note, the disablement of Slamlander. by shorty822006-03-25 11:22:13
      She and he did. by krikkert2006-03-25 11:24:06
    I'd agree (n/t) by techi8702006-03-25 09:47:11
      Thirded :-( (n/t) by oot2006-03-25 10:02:21
  Without knowing how to answer that directly... by Qcumber-some2006-03-25 09:42:06
  When you and Illiad said : "I'm gonna be a daddy" by klaranth2006-03-25 09:34:05
    together?! by cybergeek2006-03-25 09:50:41
      Y'know, I actually _resisted_ making that joke. by williamashbless2006-03-25 09:52:00
        Why resist? by krikkert2006-03-25 09:55:18
          Ah yes defining moments by hieraco2006-03-25 10:54:03
            s/Krik/krikk/ (n/t) by klaranth2006-03-25 11:53:37
              Whoops, me bad by hieraco2006-03-25 12:27:50
          Force of habit after yrs of getting strange looks (n/t) by williamashbless2006-03-25 09:57:40
*wibble* by kyrasantae2006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{kyrasantae}}} by inkey2006-03-25 11:29:49
W:ET anywone? by thejugglingking2006-03-25 08:44:52
  Not yet. by Qcumber-some2006-03-25 09:15:23
    that's ok (n/t) by thejugglingking2006-03-25 09:52:18
/me wonders when D Lister and A Rimmer will by kahuana2006-03-25 08:40:22
  Below by TheGM2006-11-19 12:55:59
Bush says he's above the law. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I don't know if this has been posted before... by kelli2172006-11-19 12:55:59
  Easy solution. by krikkert2006-03-25 09:46:44
    States joined the Federation of United States by klaranth2006-03-25 10:40:01
      Nope. by krikkert2006-03-25 10:40:47
        Yep. by Deathknyte2006-03-26 10:22:31
  Soon there is one occasion that will really by klaranth2006-03-25 09:03:31
    Won't happen. by Deathknyte2006-03-25 10:40:15
      For real? by Illiad2006-03-25 10:46:15
        Well, not on their own by Deathknyte2006-03-26 10:16:46
        I thought the President was CiC. (n/t) by krikkert2006-03-25 10:47:33
          He is. by Deathknyte2006-03-26 10:19:18
          He is, but... by Illiad2006-03-25 11:36:11
    IIRC it has already been mentioned by Qcumber-some2006-03-25 09:06:04
  The day he announces that "elections are suspended by SouthpawPL2006-03-25 09:01:23
    he says that and I hope his secret service agent by joecrouse2006-03-25 18:21:53
  He probably even hires illegals to work his ranch. by kahuana2006-03-25 08:59:14
    You are assuming there is work to be done by vdp2006-03-25 09:20:02
      No landscaping or busywork either? \o/ by kahuana2006-03-25 09:37:01
        We do keep seeing him with a chainsaw by Kickstart2006-03-25 09:40:28
          country for "poser" is "dude" by SnArL2006-11-19 12:55:59
            So he has a "dude ranch" (n/t) by vdp2006-03-25 14:00:05
          Bush is most definitely a "cowboy" :-) (n/t) by kahuana2006-03-25 09:43:52
        (Submitted too soon) If it's an "image" he's after by kahuana2006-03-25 09:37:45
  "Dictator" (n/t) by Kickstart2006-03-25 08:08:19
    On behalf of the Spud's on the board... by kahuana2006-03-25 08:58:32
    Well, no... by Qcumber-some2006-03-25 08:50:06
      The definitions of dictator... by Kickstart2006-03-25 09:25:05
        Helen Thomas is back at her post. by kelli2172006-03-25 13:23:19
          It made the news because it was the first time by vdp2006-03-25 14:03:43
Strange computer problem: by mad_peter2006-03-25 07:46:31
  There are different PCI versions, by vdp2006-03-25 09:30:32
    Not 100%, no. The BIOS is remarkably unforthcoming by mad_peter2006-03-25 09:59:11
  do you ahve any other computers in the house? by thetree2006-03-25 07:55:31
    How much of that was meant seriously? :-D (n/t) by Qcumber-some2006-03-25 07:58:37
      probably not very much by thetree2006-03-25 10:11:17
  Thoughts... by Qcumber-some2006-03-25 07:55:20
    Thanks for the thoughts! by mad_peter2006-03-25 08:46:48
      -5V has been deprecated in ATX - IIRC. by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Fun. Fortunately Newegg sells a few that still by Mad_Peter2006-03-25 12:41:48
        Ooh - "Catastrophic Failure Protection" by Tomo2006-03-25 09:20:01
          1 2 5 and 6 as well as thrown sparks. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-03-25 19:44:11
            very old at power supply. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-03-25 19:44:38
          Ive seen 1 and 3 by Astro-g2006-03-25 19:25:25
          I've seen a 4 and a 5 happened while on the bench. by kahuana2006-03-25 09:32:42
            It is a 'Should' rather than a 'Must' by Tomo2006-03-25 09:33:46
          Excessive smoke? by ripley82006-03-25 09:31:19
      Well, now we are leaving my knowledge area... by Qcumber-some2006-03-25 08:55:22
        Well, no BIOS system diagnostics. by mad_peter2006-03-25 09:44:23
Quantum mechanics be FUN! (n/t) by ihope1272006-03-25 06:55:23
Attn: Freakazoid by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ATI's website, of course. (n/t) by jiteo2006-03-25 07:55:52
    Eh, not even. by jiteo2006-03-25 08:10:26
      after fetching the drivers just rin fglrxconfig by Freakazoid2006-03-25 11:43:05
Wish us luck! by babywhizIT2006-03-25 06:32:50
  good luck! (n/t) by thetree2006-03-25 06:46:04
Methinks I should go grocery shopping. by Feng_Li2006-03-25 06:26:44
  Ha! I have 2 bottles of brown by notdeadyet2006-03-25 11:57:35
  And I'm back! by Feng_Li2006-03-25 07:48:39
  Methinks I should go to the kitchen. by ripley82006-03-25 07:26:39
  reminds me of a film... by thetree2006-03-25 06:46:57
  *adds to list* by babywhizIT2006-03-25 06:34:35
  HA! I have mustard AND 2 month old Coke* by hieraco2006-03-25 06:31:34
  Add Cheese by klaranth2006-03-25 06:30:30
It's snowing AND sticking. by lucidpsyche2006-03-25 06:02:41
  Well I was going to use some of your snow for by Danu2006-03-25 08:27:59
  {{{lucidpsyche}}} by jmaxsohmer2006-03-25 07:29:39
  *jealous* by Glum_Reaper2006-03-25 06:30:38
    Where are you? by Danu2006-03-25 06:41:10
      I could send it to you anyways but by Danu2006-03-25 07:16:20
Forcefully add stuff to the registry in Windows? by Scirocco2006-03-25 06:01:39
  "reg add" command by tozzi2006-03-25 09:12:04
    And to get REALLY dangerous: by ChuckAB2006-03-25 10:28:17
      only if the remote comptuer has the right service by Freakazoid2006-03-25 12:02:10
  Command-line REGEDIT does what you ask. by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Do it per GPO by DerSarek2006-03-25 06:19:07
    Reg2Adm linky by DerSarek2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A .reg file does this. (n/t) by Tomo2006-03-25 06:02:57
    note the "won't have to click anything" clause by Freakazoid2006-03-25 12:00:47
      can be done by DerSarek2006-03-25 12:37:30
        look up /\ by Freakazoid2006-03-25 12:46:54
Ahh, Springtime by SnArL2006-03-25 05:38:17
  Brother had multi pigeon problem by Electric Storm2006-03-25 16:36:51
  Try a sling shot. (n/t) by techi8702006-03-25 07:37:20
  *hands you our geese* by babywhizIT2006-03-25 06:36:42
  Discharging Firearms in city limits is iIllegal by hieraco2006-03-25 06:11:45
    Air rifles are allowed in many places by Feng_Li2006-03-25 06:24:42
      here we consider them all fire arms by hieraco2006-03-25 06:28:57
20 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
so about my electrical question a few days ago... by der_Fachlander2006-03-25 05:17:45
  A few days ago? I just searched for your nick by shorty822006-03-25 11:57:11
    three weeks ago. I remember it vaugely by joecrouse2006-03-25 17:41:16
      No wonder I don't remember it nor was able by shorty822006-03-25 19:32:54
  You gave us the wrong figures in the first place. by Tomo2006-03-25 05:21:21
    wasn't moaning by der_fachlander2006-03-25 14:32:57
    The 23W fluorescent bulb isn't equivalent either. by kahuana2006-03-25 08:50:18
      It's usually a colour thing. by Tomo2006-03-25 09:16:28
        All the "fluoros" died in the same socket. by kahuana2006-03-25 09:25:03
          Warranty return them. by Tomo2006-03-25 09:29:55
            Costs more to return them than replace them. (n/t) by kahuana2006-03-25 09:34:22
              Do remember that you can't throw them by Tomo2006-03-25 10:19:27
                Not nessecarily(sp). by Electric Storm2006-03-25 16:28:12
                So... inter them with the spent plutonium? by kahuana2006-03-25 10:27:16
                  That would work. by Tomo2006-03-25 10:38:10
                    I already asked... :o) (n/t) by kahuana2006-03-25 13:14:31
Intelligence of the Tuttle City Manager by l1nx2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Signs you are dealing with an Idjit by hieraco2006-03-25 06:08:00
    "I have contacted the City's network administrator by ToLazyToThink2006-03-25 11:50:29
      Or he "Didn't do anything"? by TheGM2006-03-25 13:36:41
  oh, and the original source... by l1nx2006-11-19 12:55:59
Todays Ctrl-Alt-Del. by Corvus_One2006-03-25 04:15:55
  I take it by the lack of link that it's NFYOSS, co by ihope1272006-03-25 06:58:31
    Nope, this one's "clean"... here's a clicky. by jmaxsohmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yeah it is a good one. by scum2006-03-25 06:04:24
  lol. I relate to Ethan (n/t) by l1nx2006-03-25 05:06:22
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
Anyone savvy with transcode around? by ripley82006-03-25 03:51:00
  Transcode doesn't seem to want to by hobbs2006-03-25 08:13:17
    Ill give it a try... by ripley82006-03-25 09:09:53
      error parsing cmdline by ripley82006-03-25 09:26:15
        Are you sure you didn't make a typo? by hobbs2006-03-25 14:48:38
        mencoder --version by ripley82006-03-25 09:35:33
From my inbox by ripley82006-03-25 03:46:46
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *walks in looks arround* by inkey2006-03-25 11:49:43
  Got cake? by leonidus2006-03-25 07:50:35
    Cake we have! by Didactylos2006-03-25 10:43:55
      Mmmm. Looks delicious. by leonidus2006-03-25 13:17:00
  hello! (n/t) by fitzso2006-03-25 03:56:24
    Hello, indeed. by Didactylos2006-03-25 03:57:48
      BAS would be nice by fitzso2006-03-25 04:03:11
        *serves BAS* by Didactylos2006-03-25 04:08:24
          oh... (n/t) by fitzso2006-03-25 04:11:16
Any Dutchie know when DST starts here? This weeken by klaranth2006-03-25 03:12:51
  This dutchie... by inkey2006-03-25 11:50:56
    My company will disagree (n/t) by klaranth2006-03-25 13:50:24
  This weekend; here's the reference by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I hate DST. :P by Michiel2006-03-25 06:48:42
    So does anyone with any sense. (n/t) by McNutcase2006-03-25 07:38:20
      Hates it or gets confused? by Feng_Li2006-03-25 07:43:24
  ...for anyone curious... by purplepineapple2006-03-25 05:49:18
  DST for the world by psychoi3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oh what a telling quote... by McNutcase2006-03-25 03:38:25
  This weekend, same as the rest of the EU. by McNutcase2006-03-25 03:18:20
    Thanks. And USA is next week, right? (n/t) by klaranth2006-03-25 03:27:54
      The US generally does first Sunday in April, yes. by McNutcase2006-03-25 03:31:07
The UF Toolbox daily reminder by UF Toolbox2006-11-19 12:55:59
W:ET anyone? (n/t) by NemoHac2006-03-25 02:43:48
  i'll be on in a while (n/t) by thejugglingking2006-03-25 08:45:36
SpaceX Rocket Fails by imWACC02006-11-19 12:55:59
  No; but a research project in .au by chrisbee2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Slashdot has it too by maxor2006-11-19 12:55:59
    mods - /. link... (n/t) by themadkansan2006-03-25 03:08:44
      what's wrong with the /.? (n/t) by rhinobird2006-03-25 03:44:58
        The comments very often aren't FYOSS (n/t) by yazdi2006-03-25 03:49:32
          And a quick search shows that by Tyop2006-03-25 03:51:39
MySQL smarts.... by MrTrick2006-03-25 01:50:32
  *failure to parse subject post* (n/t) by Myke2006-03-25 06:43:04
    "Ow, that smarts!" (n/t) by McNutcase2006-03-25 12:03:08
Argh. Too POed to sleep. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-03-25 01:20:26
  Next time, respond with some "leadball" by kahuana2006-03-25 08:52:37
  buy your very own "paintball machine gun 2000" by thetree2006-03-25 01:58:56
  Paintballs are water soluble so it should just by arcrider742006-11-19 12:55:59
  Soap/Water? by themadkansan2006-03-25 01:22:14
    I was thinking about it, and by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-03-25 01:24:14
Spiderlamb? by bonedaddy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Spiderlamb by ag_wyvern2006-03-25 01:22:05
    Sounds like a TMBG song. (n/t) by MrTrick2006-03-25 01:54:09
    i can somehow see by bonedaddy2006-03-25 01:23:23
  Sleipnir? (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-03-25 01:21:54
    Sheipnir! by themadkansan2006-03-25 01:22:43
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Movie name help plz by imWACC02006-03-25 00:33:40
  Thank you! Both of you :) by imWACC02006-03-25 00:45:50
  Kiki's Delivery Service by Freakazoid2006-03-25 00:37:23
    JINX! by ag_wyvern2006-03-25 00:37:47
      mine's better :) by Freakazoid2006-03-25 00:41:45
        *phbllt* "Hayao Miyazaki" by ag_wyvern2006-03-25 00:44:34
  Kiki's Delivery Service (n/t) by ag_wyvern2006-03-25 00:37:11
Without a good vindaloo, no one'll give a smeg abo by ag_wyvern2006-03-25 00:07:16
  You must write about what's important, like by notdeadyet2006-03-25 12:03:04
  Rimmer, for smeg's sake! (n/t) by fitzso2006-03-25 01:46:37
  And a good lager!!! (n/t) by merfax2006-03-25 00:21:38
Cult of personality... by Didactylos2006-03-25 00:05:10
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2006-03-25 00:01:20
  I'm going to go out on a limb by Didactylos2006-03-25 00:25:05
    of the 3 new questions, I only know this one by voxwoman2006-03-25 06:11:20
  New question: by adiplomat2006-03-25 00:16:04
  What is... by Arivia2006-03-25 00:13:41
Translations by Nea2006-03-25 00:01:01
  Deutsch / German by leonidus2006-03-25 07:23:50
World Community Grid: Team User Friendly by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Let's consolidate! (repost) by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Could use help/info by imWACC02006-03-25 00:16:53
      Install BOINC as a service, and turn off BOINC as by Havoc2006-03-25 13:52:43
      There is. by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Thanks by imWACC02006-03-25 00:50:41
          Indeed. by Didactylos2006-03-25 01:20:26
            RadioWACCo by imWACC02006-03-25 01:37:51
              It might be a good idea to change the screensaver (n/t) by yazdi2006-03-25 04:07:21
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Fnordville. (n/t) by kelli2172006-03-25 16:02:40
  Goth-am by inkey2006-03-25 11:55:01
  Reddyville (n/t) by Reddy2006-03-25 11:06:19
  Otisburg (n/t) by sstacks2006-03-25 09:44:27
  Remulac, Wisconsin by SouthpawPL2006-03-25 09:08:22
  "This is not the city you are looking for."</jedi> (n/t) by kahuana2006-03-25 08:56:58
  Shumwhere by Tomo2006-03-25 07:02:09
  Another Dimension. by zeitnot2006-03-25 06:22:20
  The Real Tuttle, Oklahoma. by Dshade2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Burnt Mattress by ihope1272006-03-25 05:34:04
  Girttburg (Get it right this time) (n/t) by Audio2006-03-25 05:33:05
  Deed (maybe) by Yadot22006-03-25 05:06:22
  Prosperity (n/t) by jpprater2006-03-25 04:43:01
  Willoughby (n/t) by hadji2006-03-25 03:51:25
  Theory by distaff2006-03-25 03:39:55
    Practice by themadkansan2006-03-25 03:51:37
  Arewethereyet? (n/t) by fitzso2006-03-25 02:01:38
  ghost city 404 (n/t) by thetree2006-03-25 02:00:09
  There by imWACC02006-03-25 01:52:17
  Nowhere. (n/t) by themadkansan2006-03-25 01:23:43
  What by snate2006-03-25 01:08:45
    And here's the link! by ag_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Where is everybody? (n/t) by NemoHac2006-03-25 01:04:33
  Hell by rhinobird2006-03-25 01:02:29
    There are already two Hells on earth by Tomo2006-03-25 04:21:01
      At least three then by Bellator2006-03-25 07:13:29
        Things to do in Hell by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hell has frozen over by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
    already exists actually by Freakazoid2006-03-25 01:12:20
      Michigan? What..is is just outside of Detroit? (n/t) by rhinobird2006-03-25 02:59:55
      one could also say hell freezes over every year :) (n/t) by Freakazoid2006-03-25 01:13:28
        Twice. by hej2006-03-25 02:10:48
          Thrice. by Tomo2006-03-25 04:21:44
            I don't think that one freezes. ;) by JustnCase2006-03-25 05:19:06
              True... by Tomo2006-03-25 05:22:32
    Instead of a city limits sign, by WolfenOne2006-03-25 01:06:28
      you forgot... by kyl1912006-03-25 04:34:25
  Not there (n/t) by WolfenOne2006-03-25 01:00:05
  No Longer Lost. (n/t) by fudje2006-03-25 00:53:37
  Cheers by ag_wyvern2006-03-25 00:45:24
  Youarehere by sloth_guy2006-03-25 00:40:12
  Nowhere by bimkins2006-03-25 00:12:58
    Could the anthem be "Nowhere Man"? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2006-03-25 08:55:26
  Here Be Dragons (n/t) by Didactylos2006-03-25 00:10:20
    What about Hic Sunt Leones? :) (n/t) by Yadot22006-03-25 05:03:34
      That's only good in Kenya. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2006-03-25 08:54:00
  Mapless by ag_wyvern2006-03-25 00:09:31
  Smoking Crater. by jmaxsohmer2006-03-25 00:02:22
    Ahhh, by merfax2006-03-25 00:49:31
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Evesharedroadkillwithanaardvarkonawhim by Didactylos2006-03-25 00:32:56
    Why is the aardvark on a whim? by rhinobird2006-03-25 01:03:25
      Because it's easier to hold onto than the twunk. ( (n/t) by ag_wyvern2006-03-25 01:42:05

 

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