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Cartoon for Mar 04, 2006
Strip for Mar 04, 2006
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Looking forward to a Sluggy strip again! by ag_wyvern2006-03-04 22:19:41
Hey you network-admins-looking-for-jobs! by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
kyra for t3h win! by kyrasantae2006-11-19 12:55:59
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2006-03-04 21:00:01
  I need a tall frosty $beverage by shandrake2006-03-04 21:46:21
  Ahh... by etwas_egal2006-03-04 21:03:42
    That bad, eh? by Calissa2006-03-04 21:34:35
      D'oh! That's it! by etwas_egal2006-03-05 09:02:36
      boo! by fitzso2006-03-04 22:12:14
        Long day? (n/t) by Calissa2006-03-04 23:07:11
        Hello! (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-03-04 22:29:46
          Hey kyra, by krikkert2006-03-04 22:34:22
        'lo Sonia. by krikkert2006-03-04 22:25:46
Copyright Extension Laws by kriscomic2006-03-04 20:08:08
  it'd help if you specified which nation's laws... by niwikki2006-11-19 12:55:59
    well... by kriscomic2006-03-05 08:21:41
  Too long. US copyright length suffers from the by Arachnid2006-03-04 21:27:07
    It's silly to have extension lengths by krikkert2006-03-04 21:49:32
  I think many here agree with Illiad, who suggested by shminux2006-03-04 20:13:17
*does the happy dance* by kahuana2006-03-04 19:44:33
  maybe you have spurs in 2.4GHz :) (n/t) by shminux2006-03-04 20:40:30
knife tricks by dennismv2006-03-04 19:40:38
  Throwing is quite fun. by Feng_Li2006-03-04 23:00:35
  *raises what remains of right hand* (n/t) by lab rat2006-03-04 21:24:32
    Gimme three! :) (n/t) by bimkins2006-03-04 22:10:18
  There's always Bishop's trick from ALIENS (n/t) by josie_beller2006-03-04 21:17:53
  Several I'll only do with a dull knife by jayfarm2006-03-04 19:43:36
    woohooww by dennismv2006-03-04 19:55:18
      Throwing can be pretty impressive, but the owner by Scirocco2006-03-04 20:04:25
        yeah .. by dennismv2006-03-04 21:50:22
          but butterfly knives are illegal in canada :-( (n/ (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-03-04 21:51:18
I am no longer... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Lily was right. by bimkins2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Translation: Memory Castle/Memory Fortress (n/t) by Bonzo2006-03-04 19:36:08
  *snort* *cough* *hack* BWAHAHA... Shelve this gag. by williamashbless2006-03-04 19:09:02
    Aisle knot holed on for this sort of oak (n/t) by oot2006-03-04 19:31:50
    Wood you stop that? It's like being on the rack. ( (n/t) by Kickstart2006-03-04 19:13:28
I need some networking help by texteditor2006-03-04 18:58:39
  Can you access these sites if you bypass the route by shminux2006-03-04 19:18:56
    basically by texteditor2006-03-04 19:26:19
      does the laptop behave normally if you connect by shminux2006-03-04 19:40:15
        unfortunatly yes by texteditor2006-03-04 19:43:29
          was only the laptop connected to the second by shminux2006-03-04 19:54:16
            originally it was connected to the first router by texteditor2006-03-04 20:01:47
              if it does not work even when the desktop by shminux2006-03-04 20:09:56
                thanx for the help by texteditor2006-03-04 20:17:08
                Try rebooting both routers (as in pull the power, by radiowave9112006-03-04 20:15:26
                  still nothing by texteditor2006-03-04 20:31:50
I have a file that's growing fast. by ihope1272006-03-04 17:47:19
  For comparison: 7.08 now (n/t) by ihope1272006-03-04 17:49:00
    Whoa, the memory usage is bouncing. by ihope1272006-03-04 17:57:51
      What is this from? (n/t) by oot2006-03-04 19:34:45
I just set a kid's iPod to Korean :) by run.dll2006-03-04 17:40:31
  And what did she do to you to instigate this? (n/t by hieraco2006-03-04 17:41:51
    Reset my work laptop background to Happy Bunny by run.dll2006-03-04 17:51:27
      Sounds like she has a bright future as an by hieraco2006-03-04 20:56:06
      We like to reset the background/screen saver on my by techi8702006-03-04 19:15:08
What's the status on Kickbutt and Illibaby? (n/t) by ihope1272006-03-04 17:32:31
  Bwa? There's an Illibaby on the way too?!? by oot2006-03-04 19:33:37
  Baby KickButt is dune around June 23rd by j.butterfly2006-03-04 19:06:49
    s/dune/due (n/t) by j.butterfly2006-03-04 19:07:49
  Both still in the oven and AFAIK doing good. (n/t) by shorty822006-03-04 17:41:51
    When will they be done? by ihope1272006-03-04 17:48:04
      And will they be rare? (n/t) by krikkert2006-03-04 17:50:56
        I'm betting they'll both be well-done (n/t) by josie_beller2006-03-04 21:24:21
        Oh, there's no doubt they'll be unusual. :D (n/t) by williamashbless2006-03-04 17:55:52
I have the world's smallest comic book. by klaranth2006-03-04 17:05:19
scraping? by Bastetsmuse2006-03-04 16:44:44
  Using a script to grap just the comic. by shorty822006-03-04 16:55:23
    I suspect another issue could be the bandwidth and by iarann2006-03-04 17:10:28
      you'd be promptly dealt with. DDoS of the UF by shminux2006-03-04 17:28:10
  Pulling off just the content that you want... by farfalla2006-03-04 16:45:58
    Thanks, everybody. (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2006-03-04 17:13:00
Update from yeaterday by gregg_hughes2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Congrats! by shorty822006-03-04 16:22:39
Thank Goodness!!! by schwing12006-03-04 15:10:39
  bzzzt by maximumbob2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Have you seen this one ? by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yep by maximumbob2006-03-04 16:01:56
    That is so cool by schwing12006-03-04 15:22:33
    Flash w/sound warning. (n/t) by shorty822006-03-04 15:22:10
Sorting a vector by really-joel2006-03-04 15:06:34
  yarrrgh! minus points for everyone. Here. by williamashbless2006-03-04 17:52:09
    Show off. :-P (n/t) by kahuana2006-03-04 18:05:51
      Aww.. I'm not... really.... by williamashbless2006-03-04 18:17:12
        Oh. Well. That's all right then. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2006-03-04 18:28:00
    except leonidus, who answered better than me. FOO. (n/t) by williamashbless2006-03-04 17:54:58
      (specifically forgot to mention having to overload by williamashbless2006-03-04 18:10:17
  you're mistaking me for.. by really-joel2006-03-04 15:22:48
    operator overloading by leonidus2006-03-04 15:41:59
      Tried that by really-joel2006-03-04 16:07:19
        Well, do a little debugging, why not? by Didactylos2006-03-04 16:14:49
      Some people are just too nice :-) (n/t) by Didactylos2006-03-04 15:44:06
    sure it crashes by leonidus2006-03-04 15:30:31
      yeah.. by really-joel2006-03-04 15:37:23
        Do what I said. by Didactylos2006-03-04 15:40:38
  That looks just like a bubble sort. by kahuana2006-03-04 15:12:01
    In other words, kill yourself now. by Didactylos2006-03-04 15:14:49
      Depends if you care about the best/worst case by jayfarm2006-03-04 22:00:54
  Google is your friend. by Didactylos2006-03-04 15:10:38
Finished watching the first Season DVD by Corvus_One2006-03-04 15:06:10
  I finished the 'first' season of Firefly... by boink2006-03-04 16:05:47
    I got the four disk set of Firefly yesterday by airborneric2006-03-04 18:23:33
      I've indoctrinated my 5 year old. by boink2006-03-04 19:46:47
Invoke: Illiad by ixeian2006-03-04 14:49:44
  D'oh! Thank you for the reminder! (n/t) by Illiad2006-03-04 14:58:35
    Ohhh, cool. by Didactylos2006-03-04 15:13:19
35th week of compulsory service by pomfritz2006-03-04 14:48:26
Another important PSA, courtesy of the lab rat by lab rat2006-03-04 14:24:18
  Around here that is called "BEERling" ;-) (n/t) by classic_jon2006-03-04 18:04:20
  I use to try that by hieraco2006-03-04 14:53:17
    Balls aren't square?? Is puzzled.... (n/t) by lab rat2006-03-04 14:54:31
      try it sober some time. by hieraco2006-03-04 17:00:58
      If they were, walking would be... by kahuana2006-03-04 15:02:49
  What really makes it difficult is by hadji2006-03-04 14:30:20
    And the really soused ones... by Illiad2006-03-04 14:31:24
      I once took my friend, Anne, bowlin'. by hadji2006-03-04 14:39:45
        That is just sad..... (n/t) by lab rat2006-03-04 14:58:03
        I'm amazed I got that on the first read through. by Feng_Li2006-03-04 14:49:53
      That's what the kiddie bumpers are for... (n/t) by lab rat2006-03-04 14:38:52
Scraping UF and making Myke mad... by Illiad2006-03-04 14:15:23
  If they are scraping, they won't see this.. by Havoc2006-03-04 18:27:49
  Would auto-refreshing the page be seen that way? by ChuckAB2006-03-04 16:12:55
    I wouldn't think so as the ads are still displayed by shorty822006-03-04 16:17:00
      Still I would think a 30 second refresh a bit much by hieraco2006-03-04 17:00:11
        If I recall by etwas_egal2006-03-04 20:55:11
          I'm not a m*d, actually. It was a misunderstanding by LeoHyuuga2006-03-04 23:16:41
            Ah well, I'm lost by the muddle again. by etwas_egal2006-03-05 09:01:23
        That is a good point. (n/t) by shorty822006-03-04 17:01:56
  He was talking about that at lunch today... (n/t) by McNutcase2006-03-04 14:21:22
    Indeed it does. by Pic2006-03-04 14:52:55
  By "scraping script", I assume you mean a script by hadji2006-03-04 14:21:11
Mom is so cute sometimes. by hadji2006-03-04 14:14:51
Is there, in fact, such a thing as a pc version of by cybergeek2006-03-04 14:05:45
  No. (n/t) by krikkert2006-03-04 14:12:05
It's bad enough that you talk to yourself, by hieraco2006-03-04 13:50:22
  Or when your speech by maximumbob2006-03-04 15:09:12
    Luckily, Franglais is the lingua franca here by Miss L. Anyus2006-03-04 16:07:29
      No Françañol? (n/t) by ihope1272006-03-04 17:36:04
        No, Spanish classes actually teach it to you by Miss L. Anyus2006-03-04 18:18:24
          I'll take that, you keep the context by etwas_egal2006-03-04 21:00:38
  For some reason... by VivianC2006-03-04 14:15:22
    The only Spanish phrase I use is "vamos a ver". (n (n/t) by ihope1272006-03-04 17:33:23
  Which languages are the second languages? (n/t) by ihope1272006-03-04 14:01:58
    Anything gutteral :-P (n/t) by hieraco2006-03-04 14:50:06
  The scary thing about that is, by Pic2006-03-04 13:52:23
    And I in German by Feng_Li2006-03-04 14:58:32
Question for non-English-speaking UFies: by NOLAWitch2006-03-04 13:31:29
  2 things (btw this is flip) by imWACC02006-03-04 21:25:00
    1. Short subject line issue. 2. No comment. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2006-03-04 21:54:47
  ellipse, ellipse, ellipse (n/t) by lab rat2006-03-04 15:06:59
    That was oval. (n/t) by Didactylos2006-03-04 15:16:04
  According to one of my profs by basher202006-03-04 14:40:46
  yadda yadda yadda by normc2006-03-04 14:30:36
    Yeah. It was popularized on "Seinfeld" by NOLAWitch2006-03-04 14:38:14
      It was old before Seinfeld by etwas_egal2006-03-04 20:37:50
      I'd heard that it was a variant of ancient Hebrew by gregg_hughes2006-03-04 16:20:22
  Yup. by Pic2006-03-04 13:40:59
    Merci. by NOLAWitch2006-03-04 14:35:49
  In Norwegian, we use "bla bla bla". by krikkert2006-03-04 13:38:42
    The same in German (n/t) by yazdi2006-03-04 18:47:57
    ditto for Icelandic by Lady-Luna2006-03-04 14:47:09
    "et cetera" Odd that Norwegian's use by hadji2006-03-04 14:24:45
      Et tu, Norwgian? (n/t) by etwas_egal2006-03-04 20:39:42
      Norwegians. No apostrophe. by krikkert2006-03-04 14:28:29
        :-( by hadji2006-03-04 14:31:13
    Applies to Swedish as well by Bellator2006-03-04 13:46:34
      And Dutch by Michiel2006-03-04 14:04:10
        And Danish by ixeian2006-03-04 14:29:44
          not to mention "...and so forth" (n/t) by bobmon2006-03-04 14:37:13
      What do you expect? by krikkert2006-03-04 13:49:15
        Norwegians are occupied by Swedes? by ihope1272006-03-04 13:52:42
          Were. (n/t) by krikkert2006-03-04 13:53:00
  and you forgot the most used one; by hieraco2006-03-04 13:38:21
Career change idea by bimkins2006-03-04 13:03:35
  Don't forget these movies as they will be great by imrambi2006-03-04 14:01:36
    Has no one suggested 'Alive'? by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Airport? by Pic2006-03-04 14:11:39
      Nope by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
        That's not it. It's Miracle Landing. by dodrian2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Flight Plan was on the last flight I took. by Tomo2006-03-04 14:03:56
      It was good until the end by imrambi2006-03-04 14:06:15
        There was *far* more 'empty space' by Tomo2006-03-04 15:28:03
  I had a flight on KLM once by SoylentGreen2006-03-04 13:33:33
    no air violence there. Why would it bother people by hieraco2006-03-04 13:37:18
      I'd have asked for eyeshades and earplugs :-) by SoylentGreen2006-03-04 13:39:40
        Ah I see. Yeah, that would be a stressor for some by hieraco2006-03-04 13:44:10
  In case of an emergency landing at sea by hieraco2006-03-04 13:13:18
    It's not friday. It's NOT friday. Still not friday by cybergeek2006-03-04 13:15:19
Oblivion by maximumbob2006-03-04 12:56:09
  "upgrading your computer." ;-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2006-03-04 15:10:24
  The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind by Number_Six2006-03-04 13:04:33
    If that's true, I'm definitely not buying it. by cybergeek2006-03-04 13:12:53
I think it's time by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Was Bounce named after the fabric softener? (n/t) by ihope1272006-03-04 13:59:15
    I think so, hence the picture "Bounce in Dryer" by hieraco2006-03-04 17:01:44
  More Kitties! EEeeeeeekkkkk Too Cute! by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    So is it Pepsi or Knuckles? (n/t) by ihope1272006-03-04 14:01:05
      The people I got her from Named her Pepsi by hieraco2006-03-04 14:55:53
  Hehehe Bounce & Sunlight by hieraco2006-03-04 13:30:42
  ka-link! by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cute kitties! (n/t) by bimkins2006-03-04 13:15:20
  (First three pictures.) (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-03-04 12:42:42
Well, I'm back. by McNutcase2006-03-04 12:41:18
  And I'm tired. by MyKe2006-03-04 13:13:30
my new track for tm nations is almost complete! by fliplip2006-03-04 12:15:10
  lol, sounds scary:>) (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2006-03-04 12:42:38
At the end of the day you're another day older by kyrasantae2006-03-04 11:59:36
  is there somthing ive missed or somthing?` by fliplip2006-03-04 12:16:20
    It's a line from a song from Les Miserables. by LeoHyuuga2006-03-04 12:23:14
      :-( (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-03-04 13:07:36
    And I'm having a hard time figuring by shorty822006-03-04 12:20:33
There seems to be a fair disturbance in the net. by joecrouse2006-03-04 11:52:53
  Mercury retrograde? (n/t) by mortaine2006-03-04 13:25:53
  Google is gone from here as well. by Tomo2006-03-04 13:18:50
    And it's back. by Tomo2006-03-04 13:20:12
  Yep. I can't even resolve Google. by ttlogic2006-03-04 12:12:35
    Here's a few! by shorty822006-03-04 12:18:32
      Thanks, but apparently by ttlogic2006-03-04 12:23:24
        Where you at? by shorty822006-03-04 12:26:01
          It's working again by ttlogic2006-03-04 12:28:45
            Yeah, ukcore went down. I linked to by shorty822006-03-04 12:32:57
              Ah, I missed that linky. Thanks. (n/t) by ttlogic2006-03-04 12:46:14
              The two servers in my area are straining. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-03-04 12:43:29
                That explains why you're having problems. (n/t) by shorty822006-03-04 12:48:00
          doesnt show anything which is funny but the traff by joecrouse2006-03-04 12:27:39
  Europe was having some trouble earlier. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    Seems more wide than that by joecrouse2006-03-04 12:16:04
this is probably ringing, but wtf mates? by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It'll be right up there with the D and D movie... (n/t) by theanomaly2006-03-04 12:41:10
  Oh, but is true. It's Uwe Boll true. by Corvus_One2006-03-04 11:55:58
  I'm sorry, but all I can think of now is: by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-03-04 11:51:09
    In then California break off and go hang with by LeoHyuuga2006-03-04 11:53:25
  I like the line up... by Bellator2006-03-04 11:50:51
  Not released untill next year by hieraco2006-03-04 11:50:42
Well That was gross. by joecrouse2006-03-04 11:20:21
  Thankyou for sharing. by Tomo2006-03-04 13:41:49
Woah... by Feng_Li2006-03-04 11:10:50
  A pillow fight involving giant pillows by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-03-04 11:16:13
    The latter. by Feng_Li2006-03-04 11:23:45
      Yeah, there's an organization behind it by ixeian2006-03-04 11:36:13
        It's an official Guinness world record by ttlogic2006-03-04 12:15:07
      Awww... by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-03-04 11:29:56
Probs with SDL in VS Net 2003 by really-joel2006-03-04 11:05:09
  Do'h by really-joel2006-03-04 11:16:56
Router question: by Tyop2006-03-04 10:20:08
  Possibly you have the modem attached to the LAN? (n/t) by MyKe2006-03-04 12:11:41
  On a related note by hobbs2006-03-04 11:33:24
    Why? by bwkaz2006-03-04 19:25:34
  Your router... by OsteSpiser2006-03-04 10:25:35
    Totally unrelated: by Tyop2006-03-04 10:50:54
    *bangs head on wall* by Tyop2006-03-04 10:44:43
      You shouldn't have to set the gateway. by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-03-04 10:58:05
        Yea, but I goofed it. by Tyop2006-03-04 10:59:32
    To expand on that... by radiowave9112006-03-04 10:42:17
      If all other fails by Tyop2006-03-04 10:48:22
        Sumthin like that. by peired2006-03-04 16:35:47
Sharkbait by SoylentGreen2006-11-19 12:55:59
  HOO HA HA! (n/t) by Glytch782006-03-04 14:30:31
  That was an old meme 5 years ago. (n/t) by fallow2006-03-04 13:18:56
  Bogus picture. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-03-04 11:22:33
    Link to first hit from Google by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
Finally the plight of Pagan vets is getting press by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I *totally* thought you meant veterinarians :-p by BaruMonkey2006-03-04 13:09:06
    Lots of pet loving pagans out here :-) by hieraco2006-03-04 17:03:37
    I did as well... by niwikki2006-03-04 14:10:39
      I'll try to be more specific in the future (n/t) by voxwoman2006-03-04 14:18:55
  This is not a freedom of religion case. by VivianC2006-03-04 11:32:06
    there are many legal wiccan churches by voxwoman2006-03-04 14:09:21
      Actually... by VivianC2006-11-19 12:55:59
        The atheist symbol is stupid, IMNSHO. by tallastro2006-03-04 18:38:40
    Citation for KS by VivianC2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not really surprising though... by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Paganism is more than 50 years old... by niwikki2006-03-04 14:16:12
      I don't think you HAVE to get a symbol... by Amander2006-03-04 14:50:16
        well yeah... by niwikki2006-03-04 22:55:24
      Paganism isn't a religion by Bellator2006-03-04 14:33:47
        I thought those were "heathens." (n/t) by Illiad2006-03-04 15:00:15
          Same thing really... by Bellator2006-03-04 15:07:34
    Several! by Tomo2006-03-04 13:57:37
      8 is over 400 years old, 20 over 100 years old, 25 by Bellator2006-03-04 14:19:55
        Is Wicca a young religion? by VivianC2006-03-04 14:30:51
          Wicca was created in the 1950s by Bellator2006-03-04 14:37:41
  It makes me wonder... by Illiad2006-03-04 10:53:50
    I sort of remember seeing a comet symbol by voxwoman2006-03-04 14:01:57
    Pantheists... hmm... Pan Theists... maybe a flute? (n/t) by kahuana2006-03-04 11:11:13
      Pantheists... hmm...Pant Heists... a moon? (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2006-03-04 11:31:25
        Hehehe by ixeian2006-03-04 11:42:24
  Thank you for the linky by hieraco2006-03-04 10:25:30
    there's a yahoo group for this by voxwoman2006-03-04 10:37:52
      If you take up a collection by hieraco2006-03-04 10:48:54
Attn: rhinobird by Kickstart2006-03-04 09:17:47
  To all Moderators, a most sincere apology. by rhinobird2006-03-04 17:32:06
    Ok, live and learn. No permanent harm done. (n/t) by Kickstart2006-03-04 19:11:48
  FWIW I apologize for mine. by psychoi3oy2006-03-04 15:49:31
  I thought it was funny (n/t) by joecrouse2006-03-04 10:33:10
    You notice KS is on about the false by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
      So what does one make of by jiteo2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Didn't see 'em. They're modded now. (n/t) by Kickstart2006-03-04 19:10:55
        Probably the m*ds missed those. (n/t) by shorty822006-03-04 12:19:39
  To be fair: by Didactylos2006-03-04 09:29:21
    twice, actually (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-03-04 09:34:08
  He went to bed about an hour ago. (n/t) by McGowan2006-03-04 09:20:28
    Nothing will happen until he sees this then (n/t) by Kickstart2006-03-04 09:22:52
W:ET anyone? (n/t) by imrambi2006-03-04 09:15:28
ATTN: Simpsons fans by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wow. Very impressive. :-D (n/t) by Ravenlock2006-03-04 15:12:56
  Wow. Very nice! (n/t) by ttlogic2006-03-04 09:59:08
  That's wicked cool by ixeian2006-03-04 09:40:14
    I'm sorry, did you say "wicked cool"? by cybergeek2006-03-04 11:57:47
      It's called a colloquialism. They happen. by BaruMonkey2006-03-04 12:43:04
      Yes I did by ixeian2006-03-04 12:20:08
      Grammar called. It wants its Nazi back. (n/t) by jiteo2006-03-04 12:07:44
        I'm going to pretend to be insulted. by cybergeek2006-03-04 12:13:12
  Awesome! Very well done. (n/t) by Concept2006-03-04 09:33:25
  Well Done !!! (n/t) by Zyxian2006-03-04 08:44:09
  Brilliant! by hieraco2006-03-04 08:38:38
  You'll note by Tomo2006-03-04 08:36:37
    and... by LJENS2006-03-04 10:30:29
      Looks like a tenor to me by radiowave9112006-03-04 10:46:38
    and the cop, and the roads and the people.... (n/t) by buzzin2006-03-04 08:39:42
    I was sure it wasn't American made. by LeoHyuuga2006-03-04 08:39:38
      For some reason by Tomo2006-03-04 08:40:19
        Noticed that (n/t) by maximumbob2006-03-04 09:04:03
          Necessity, I guess. by LeoHyuuga2006-03-04 09:08:19
  DOH! :) by buzzin2006-03-04 08:31:40
  Bwahaha! Fantastic! by LeoHyuuga2006-03-04 08:30:34
  Pwhahahaha! IWITOT! (n/t) by maximumbob2006-03-04 08:30:02
    IWITOT? by Glum_Reaper2006-03-04 10:14:07
      "I wish I('d) thought of that." by arktus2006-03-04 10:24:10
Mods on duty? by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's in Kickstart's hands by TheGM2006-03-04 09:53:17
  What have I wrought? by rhinobird2006-03-04 08:27:52
    Made me laugh. by McGowan2006-03-04 09:19:29
      Seconded by oot2006-03-04 14:33:10
  My guess: swift moderation & possibly a 24-hr ban. by BaruMonkey2006-03-04 08:17:52
  It's Saturday. by Didactylos2006-03-04 07:53:05
    Heh... by fallow2006-03-04 07:57:15
      Strip? What strip??? *goes off to read the comic* (n/t) by merlin2006-03-04 08:00:47
        And that explains the "Google is your friend" by merlin2006-03-04 08:01:36
  Yes, let's delete all useless nonsense. by SuaveRedSalami2006-03-04 07:50:59
    But... but... I'm a potato!!! (n/t) by oot2006-03-04 14:35:45
    Would be soooo quiet we'd *hear* krikkert's posts by kahuana2006-03-04 08:16:42
      Pardon? (n/t) by krikkert2006-03-04 09:01:47
        "So quiet you can hear the crickets." by oot2006-03-04 14:47:46
    Yep. and the the tattle-taleing next. ;-) (n/t) by aix tom2006-03-04 08:07:11
      meta-muck by fallow2006-03-04 08:09:40
    But can we keep the useful nonsense? (n/t) by bara2006-03-04 08:02:05
    doubleplusgood duckquack! (n/t) by Feng_Li2006-03-04 07:51:37
  I think this thread constitutes excessive nonsense (n/t) by fallow2006-03-04 07:47:41
    nonsense a contraction of the phrase: no one sense by kahuana2006-03-04 08:20:54
    nonnnnnnnsenssssssssse by Arivia2006-03-04 07:49:23
      Meta-nonsense is doubly reverse sensical. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2006-03-04 07:50:12
        Ed Zachary. (n/t) by Arivia2006-03-04 07:59:13
  I would say 'no'. by Glum_Reaper2006-03-04 07:46:53
    Agree by demonhedge2006-03-04 07:53:51
      Same here (n/t) by Glytch782006-03-04 08:34:04
  Don't you think they've been called over there by ihope1272006-03-04 07:46:31
  Good idea. by Mr.Taco2006-03-04 07:43:11
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK! by da-gimp2006-03-04 07:35:53
  Careful! by Glum_Reaper2006-03-04 08:15:38
    They are just jealous of my attire in by da-gimp2006-03-04 08:59:34
  It's a small world after all!! (n/t) by merlin2006-03-04 08:03:48
    <insert nothing here> by ihope1272006-03-04 08:07:18
Just love today's strip! :-D by Mr.Taco2006-03-04 07:31:20
  thank you for reminding me to read the by voxwoman2006-03-04 10:40:34
Oh well... Night all. by kyl1912006-03-04 07:15:11
  Good morning! by hieraco2006-03-04 07:17:12
- - - ThE FuNnY FaRm - - - by Mr.Taco2006-03-04 07:06:48
  Addendum: by Mr.Taco2006-03-04 07:21:28
    Did you go look at all the other VSDs she wrote? by merlin2006-03-04 07:58:51
      " Always thought blowing the Horn of Gondor by Feng_Li2006-03-04 08:02:50
        And the pointy-hat trick :) (n/t) by merlin2006-03-04 08:04:36
  Things like this by Didactylos2006-03-04 07:08:39
    I would if I could. by Mr.Taco2006-03-04 07:15:07
      A quick Google by Didactylos2006-03-04 07:19:13
      A quick google for "Diary of Aragorn" returns by merlin2006-11-19 12:55:59
Attn: Spanish-speaking UFies by carthax2006-03-04 06:22:50
  Almost there by bara2006-03-04 07:59:26
    ¡Ay, votos en contra! by ihope1272006-03-04 08:05:45
  From freetranslation dot com... by sass101512006-03-04 07:12:17
    Limpiar = to (wipe) clean, enjugar = to wipe dry. (n/t) by ihope1272006-03-04 07:23:33
    For a laugh by etwas_egal2006-03-04 07:20:32
      Zapato-fango? Do they say that? by ihope1272006-03-04 07:27:47
        No by etwas_egal2006-03-04 20:02:03
  I think "limpie", not "limpia". by ihope1272006-03-04 07:02:47
    How annoying by etwas_egal2006-03-04 07:17:36
SOTM: Therion - Schwarzalbenheim by Arivia2006-03-04 06:08:27
ATTN: parastra by Arivia2006-03-04 05:52:57
  Addendum: by Arivia2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Shopping list updated! :) by parastra2006-03-04 15:07:30
GOOGLE IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! by Tomo2006-03-04 05:46:00
  Seems to have come back now by Tomo2006-03-04 08:31:37
    Yes. (n/t) by Didactylos2006-03-04 08:46:42
      What do you know... by Didactylos2006-03-04 08:50:20
  I feel your pain... by Mr.Taco2006-03-04 07:09:14
  MAKE YOUR TIME! (n/t) by ihope1272006-03-04 07:08:39
  No problems here in Denmark by ixeian2006-03-04 07:05:41
  LONG LIVE GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2006-03-04 06:58:39
  GTALKs dead, too. (n/t) by klaranth2006-03-04 06:43:16
  Hey, Merkins! by Didactylos2006-03-04 06:31:05
    My inbox? (n/t) by Arivia2006-03-04 06:33:43
      DNS... by Didactylos2006-03-04 06:35:51
        64.233.171.83. (n/t) by Arivia2006-03-04 06:38:07
  Works fine here by Control2006-03-04 06:24:52
  Works here in .sg, and has been for some time...wo by kyl1912006-03-04 06:23:58
    Note: tracert says it doesn't pass through by kyl1912006-03-04 06:28:28
      My tracert seems to have got lost... by Didactylos2006-03-04 06:38:18
        tracert -h 99 www.google.com by kyl1912006-03-04 07:06:46
  same here... by dysfunct2006-03-04 06:19:37
    Works here (also Austria) by yazdi2006-03-04 07:25:10
      inode by dysfunct2006-03-04 07:34:06
        Excellent by yazdi2006-03-04 07:35:36
      I think we've established by Didactylos2006-03-04 07:26:08
        not entirely I think by dysfunct2006-03-04 07:37:37
          Mine isn't yet. by Tomo2006-03-04 07:39:45
            Incidentally, my tracert by Tomo2006-03-04 07:47:15
  Bide your time with silent dragons. by Danu2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Got the folding instructions? (n/t) by Didactylos2006-03-04 06:25:16
      oops, instructions here by Danu2006-11-19 12:55:59
        But none of those by Didactylos2006-03-04 15:06:55
          The original picture was for a site by Danu2006-03-04 17:26:02
  *Watches the British Isles sink into the sea* by Number_Six2006-03-04 05:52:54
    Seriously, I can't get to any of Google. by Tomo2006-03-04 05:56:15
      *eep* by Didactylos2006-03-04 06:00:40
      I can get to it (google.co.uk) by Number_Six2006-03-04 05:59:05
        Odd. Google Maps and Google Earth are dead too by Tomo2006-03-04 06:05:25
          Within an hour, when the world is falling into by klaranth2006-03-04 07:15:14
          This is probably your problem by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
            They should answer their bloody pagers. by Didactylos2006-03-04 06:41:37
              Bleedinell. by Didactylos2006-03-04 06:48:13
                Google is fine for me. by Alex_W2006-03-04 06:58:08
                  Yes, it's just gmail. by Didactylos2006-03-04 07:02:29
                    Bah. by Didactylos2006-03-04 07:23:57
                      BT tech support? by bwkaz2006-03-04 10:55:28
20 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  just a coke, by inkey2006-03-04 09:02:34
    *serves coke to go* (n/t) by Didactylos2006-03-04 10:34:10
  Big mug o' hot coffee, please by ixeian2006-03-04 06:33:00
    Big mug o' hot coffee on the way... by Didactylos2006-03-04 06:46:09
      *Sips carefully* by ixeian2006-03-04 06:54:33
  snow?? I planted grass seeds yesterday by Reddy2006-03-04 06:12:10
    That's not a real colour. by Didactylos2006-03-04 06:18:50
      Oh the Dublin Dr pepper's in frig are mine by Reddy2006-03-04 06:25:47
        Who? by Didactylos2006-03-04 06:27:26
  I shouldn't be up this early, but oh well. (n/t) by JG12006-03-04 05:25:08
    Never mind. by Didactylos2006-03-04 06:02:20
  My horridscope says Lady Luck is not on my side. by babywhizIT2006-03-04 05:22:09
    *hefts a crate* by Didactylos2006-03-04 05:58:20
    *applies grease to the door jam* by Danu2006-03-04 05:39:41
*gets lost looking for Illiways* by Miss L. Anyus2006-03-04 04:03:16
I am not the center of the Universe by dennismv2006-03-04 03:45:47
  I am NOT the center of the Universe... by jdelphiki2006-03-04 18:36:37
  However by rhinobird2006-03-04 03:51:37
    not exactly Physics by dennismv2006-03-04 11:30:33
    I'm fairly sure that according to Marcus Cole.... by gibbo_monster2006-03-04 05:02:51
      I almost confused that with Ivonova's rule by Astro-g2006-03-04 05:35:40
        How about Ivonova's sanity? by Amander2006-03-04 09:21:53
          At least your not dreaming you go to work naked by hieraco2006-03-04 10:44:47
        That needs to be the official W:ET quote, methinks (n/t) by merlin2006-03-04 07:05:18
The UF Toolbox daily reminder by UF Toolbox2006-11-19 12:55:59
Spam on guestbooks by Mtijn2006-03-04 02:45:04
  Yes... :-( by Qcumber-some2006-03-04 09:16:01
  Include a captcha? (n/t) by Arivia2006-03-04 02:46:23
<Deleted> by rhinobird2006-03-04 02:36:46
  I sure hope the MODs have modded by inkey2006-03-04 09:05:04
    Eeph. You mean m0ds, correct? (n/t) by ihope1272006-03-04 09:10:37
  *deletes rhinobird* by babywhizIT2006-03-04 05:43:29
    who is Oot? (n/t) by rhinobird2006-03-04 06:28:12
      Not me! (n/t) by oot2006-03-04 14:20:19
        Neither am I (n/t) by oot2006-03-04 14:30:39
          I might be. Does anybody know? (n/t) by oot2006-03-04 14:30:58
            You're not. And neither am I. (n/t) by oot2006-03-04 14:31:14
      Good M*d! by etwas_egal2006-03-04 07:04:02
  You do realise that Kickstart gets emailed by Tomo2006-03-04 04:51:19
    Actually, K1ck5tart gets emailled by kahuana2006-03-04 11:24:39
    Perhaps more pertinent by TheGM2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Which begs to wonder which phrases by klaranth2006-03-04 08:04:24
        Seems it has happenned. (n/t) by TheGM2006-03-04 09:40:07
  MODS! fake moderation! (n/t) by psychoi3oy2006-03-04 03:31:39
  You should be ashamed of yourself! by rhinobird2006-03-04 02:38:38
    You extremists by rhinobird2006-03-04 03:15:10
      I am not an extremist by rhinobird2006-03-04 03:18:32
        I disagree with you and now by rhinobird2006-03-04 03:20:38
          Well you are obviously... by rhinobird2006-03-04 03:23:01
            Huh? by rhinobird2006-03-04 03:26:31
              Ridicule!! by OsteSpiser2006-03-04 03:34:16
                Heh! by rhinobird2006-03-04 03:38:51
              Just give it up already by rhinobird2006-03-04 03:27:51
                You're a wiener! (n/t) by rhinobird2006-03-04 03:31:13
                  no, you're a wiener! (n/t) by rhinobird2006-03-04 03:31:31
                    MODS! Name calling! (n/t) by rhinobird2006-03-04 03:36:58
                    *provides cookies for both of rhinobird* (n/t) by psychoi3oy2006-03-04 03:32:11
                      thank you. by rhinobird2006-03-04 03:34:15
                        You know, I don't think they appreciate this. by Michiel2006-03-04 03:41:57
                          Bummer by rhinobird2006-03-04 03:45:19
                            Over the comment board? by Michiel2006-03-04 03:47:25
                              I'm not really into self mutilation by rhinobird2006-03-04 04:00:55
    Wha? by rhinobird2006-03-04 02:39:05
  O.o You can't say that here! by rhinobird2006-03-04 02:38:00
    Sure you can. by rhinobird2006-03-04 02:41:12
  Moderated: My FYOSS is now impure. (n/t) by rhinobird2006-03-04 02:37:33
  Mods! This jerk is an insesative clod! by rhinobird2006-03-04 02:37:14
    LART. by Kickstart2006-03-04 09:13:36
    That really does invoke Mawds. by etwas_egal2006-03-04 07:02:29
    Rhinobird : Holding an intelligent conversation by klaranth2006-03-04 03:20:47
      It's performance art. by rhinobird2006-03-04 03:30:01
        well...maybe not art... (n/t) by rhinobird2006-03-04 03:53:51
Humor from the inbox by Electric Storm2006-03-04 01:43:41
  *Joining the club of IDGI members* by hieraco2006-03-04 06:26:52
    Can I tag along? 'Cause my attempt just doesn't by kyl1912006-03-04 07:10:27
  me either.......... (n/t) by babywhizIT2006-03-04 05:41:25
    The ground is mined? As in: Caution; [Land]Mined ( (n/t) by kyl1912006-03-04 06:27:07
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-03-04 01:00:01
Ended up getting the Remington 597...... by compmanio362006-03-04 00:30:44
  Just got back from shooting it...... by compmanio362006-03-04 16:30:58
  Looks like (from the short blurb on the Remmy site by psychoi3oy2006-03-04 00:39:27
Google is your friend. by ag_wyvern2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Next time I would like a bucket of brain bleech by Mr.Taco2006-03-04 07:19:16
  *-Yurg-* by hieraco2006-03-04 06:24:17
  woweewwwww by rhinobird2006-03-04 01:40:53
  ... just... *...* (n/t) by Bonzo2006-03-04 01:40:23
I can't help but think... by merfax2006-03-04 00:13:04
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-03-04 00:03:18
  Moderated for almost double post. :) (n/t) by Nea2006-03-04 00:03:55
  O.o Double-post for comment board? (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-03-04 00:03:05
    *Nods*.. I'm sorry... thanks for deleting. (n/t) by count_02006-03-04 00:04:02
      He didn't moderate it, I did. by Nea2006-03-04 00:06:25
        Heh, I'm glad I had UF on 2 tabs. by LeoHyuuga2006-03-04 00:10:29
  wow... i forgot...it's saturday by count_02006-03-04 00:02:41
    At least I'm not the only one who forgot it's Sat. (n/t) by Miss L. Anyus2006-03-04 04:14:29
    *g* by Nea2006-03-04 00:05:39
    hehe. mistakes are part of life :P by LeoHyuuga2006-03-04 00:04:01
Translations by Nea2006-03-04 00:01:01
  German tlp (n/t) by KeineAhnung2006-03-04 02:39:01
    by KeineAhnung by KeineAhnung2006-03-04 02:50:17
World Community Grid: Team User Friendly by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  afterburner is providing a nifty stats service. by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
    very nice... by lauterm2006-03-04 07:34:04
    very cool. *applause* by boink2006-03-04 06:54:38
      Surely it will. by Didactylos2006-03-04 07:06:55
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2006-03-04 00:00:19
  New, short, question .... by aix tom2006-03-04 03:00:26
    Hard to say really... by Mr.Taco2006-11-19 12:55:59
      If by artist you mean "singer", then by LeoHyuuga2006-03-04 08:14:48
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Inherit a lot of money (n/t) by sloth_guy2006-03-04 16:45:03
  play Puzzle Pirates (n/t) by ihope1272006-03-04 09:30:48
  win the lottery by Mr.Taco2006-03-04 07:27:55
  Get in shape (Round is a shape?) by hieraco2006-03-04 06:23:19
  take a cruise by Reddy2006-03-04 06:14:20
    Visualizes an "out" in that subject... by kahuana2006-03-04 12:57:38
    Someone forced me to take a lot of cruises. by Tomo2006-03-04 08:41:34
  KS, did you recieve my QOTD? by Michiel2006-03-04 05:34:04
    Yep, it's in the queue for this month :) (n/t) by Kickstart2006-03-04 09:18:42
  stop computering in the weekend... by inkey2006-03-04 03:19:02
  let them do my homework for me. And not tell by kyl1912006-03-04 01:10:53
    Oi, those crazy Asians. by kyrasantae2006-03-04 01:19:04
      Which means...? That your textbook's can't be weig by kyl1912006-03-04 06:22:26
  . . . think of an FYOSS answer to this question. ( (n/t) by hadji2006-03-04 01:07:45
  send in more QOTDs. by LeoHyuuga2006-03-04 00:05:49
  Take loads and loads of money from them (legally). (n/t) by bimkins2006-03-04 00:04:44
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Amyurinatedonasteamingpileinsidearockstar by LeoHyuuga2006-03-04 00:01:00
    The richer you are, the kinkier you get (n/t) by Kickstart2006-03-04 10:44:32

 

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