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Cartoon for Feb 08, 2006
Strip for Feb 08, 2006
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Has anyone here ever tried to circular breathe? by Llyr2006-02-09 15:10:59
  Oddly, I can just fine... by Anonymous Freak2006-02-10 10:59:27
    *reads your post* (n/t) by maximumbob2006-02-11 09:26:30
      *reads your post a week later* (n/t) by rumgumption2006-02-20 16:01:02
        *reads it 4 months later* (n/t) by yazdi2006-06-12 14:29:01
          *reads it 2 and a half years later* (n/t) by Myke2008-01-20 23:07:46
You can rollover any minute now (n/t) by imrambi2006-02-08 23:40:17
  *Plays dead* (n/t) by hadji2006-02-08 23:42:54
    *plays trumpet* (n/t) by themadkansan2006-02-08 23:47:45
    T-15 (n/t) by shminux2006-02-08 23:44:39
      now (n/t) by shminux2006-02-09 00:00:13
I love people like this. by hadji2006-02-08 23:35:11
  He's probably right. After all... by kahuana2006-02-08 23:47:55
    And extraplanar beings can just pass over by shminux2006-02-08 23:49:04
      or through it. (n/t) by hieraco2006-02-09 04:22:51
Cluttersquad - Ten HUT! by NemoHac2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: Illiad by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So what does it say? (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-02-08 22:15:41
    It doesn't say anything! It can't talk! by hadji2006-02-08 22:23:40
      Hey I was born in the year of the rooster. by RetiQlum22006-02-08 22:49:24
        I'm a rabbit. (n/t) by Llyr2006-02-08 23:38:05
          You're the turtle! (n/t) by hadji2006-02-08 23:42:21
        Heh, me too... by imperito2006-02-08 23:15:44
        I was born in the year of the rooster. by hadji2006-02-08 22:59:51
        Well then I'd just have to boar you! by NemoHac2006-02-08 22:56:03
          Don't these puns seem to dragon and on? (n/t) by kahuana2006-02-08 23:01:17
            Sir, pent up frustration will by hadji2006-02-08 23:04:03
Anyone else ever seen/heard of this? (long-ish) by trvialprst2006-02-08 21:48:22
  MB? there is a bunch of Dells that when out with by hieraco2006-02-09 04:21:02
  Dude - it's a Dell. by Myke2006-02-08 22:17:15
    Sorry, didn't read your post. It was too short. by hadji2006-02-08 22:38:21
      Hmm... by imperito2006-02-08 22:40:03
        Thank you! (n/t) by hadji2006-02-08 22:42:58
          As opposed to your long posts designed to mean by NemoHac2006-02-08 22:45:08
            Yes. (n/t) by hadji2006-02-08 22:52:17
            When has Hadji ever meant anything*? by RetiQlum22006-02-08 22:46:48
    And his post was not long at all anyway. by shorty822006-02-08 22:27:53
  gpu? by Lordmike2006-02-08 21:59:44
    Seconded. by RetiQlum22006-02-08 22:14:03
YASP by hadji2006-02-08 21:38:48
  Sorry, that's "Expert", not "Extreme." (n/t) by hadji2006-02-08 21:40:22
    And I forgot to post the "Hard" puzzle. by hadji2006-02-08 21:42:18
The Evolution of by notdeadyet2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thats funny (n/t) by imrambi2006-02-08 21:09:25
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2006-02-08 21:00:02
How can two people shed so much hair??? by fitzso2006-02-08 20:29:38
  HA! you can't blame me on this one. by hieraco2006-02-09 04:18:32
  Eeew! (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-02-08 20:30:41
    LOL by fitzso2006-02-08 20:31:33
      My sister and I used to hair of that length by kyrasantae2006-02-08 20:37:21
        You'll get it back. (n/t) by fitzso2006-02-08 20:38:09
          Sure, in, like, 2 years :-( (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-02-08 20:40:46
            Hey, you might find a style you like by fitzso2006-02-08 20:43:22
              No way, I insist on it being long by kyrasantae2006-02-08 20:44:19
                The longest it's been being by kyrasantae2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Kyrasantae is a GIRL?!!! by NemoHac2006-02-08 20:51:16
                    LOL (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-02-08 20:52:04
                Hence it took Fitzso several months by NemoHac2006-02-08 20:46:10
      **pouts** by NemoHac2006-02-08 20:36:57
        It is? (n/t) by fitzso2006-02-08 20:38:28
ATTN: voxwoman by jmaxsohmer2006-02-08 19:54:21
  *Reads voxwoman's mail.* by hadji2006-02-08 20:18:35
    *Reads voxwoman's male* by bimkins2006-02-08 20:19:56
      *Covers voxkiddies' eyes* by ag_wyvern2006-02-08 20:36:02
The Deed is done. - The cheque is in the mail. by hieraco2006-02-08 19:14:42
  Heh. Cheque. (n/t) by maximumbob2006-02-08 19:38:12
    You find that funny? why? (n/t) by hieraco2006-02-08 19:40:03
      Seeing foreign cultures is always fun ;) (n/t) by raptor_872006-02-08 19:42:06
        Hmmmm? (n/t) by hieraco2006-02-08 19:44:13
          I thing he's laughing at by whybird2006-02-08 19:54:15
            What's the correct (U.K English) spelling? (n/t) by NemoHac2006-02-08 19:55:49
              Cheque - but... by whybird2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Hmmm, Don't trust wiki on that one by NemoHac2006-02-08 20:19:47
                  And considering that a goodly portion of English by hieraco2006-02-09 04:16:49
remember that double paycheck I recently by voxwoman2006-02-08 18:50:55
  at least the by Reddy2006-02-08 19:09:52
Cool Table... by babywhizIT2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It would be cooler if it was a working rubick's by Arachnid2006-02-08 19:46:35
    For what they're asking for it, yeah. (n/t) by kahuana2006-02-08 19:50:18
  You could build it for a lot less... by Nessalc2006-02-08 19:32:09
  But can you twist it? (n/t) by hieraco2006-02-08 19:15:38
    Twist It, Pull It, Bop It, Bop It. (n/t) by babywhizIT2006-02-08 21:06:11
Wanted: Someone to take my place on W:ET by parastra2006-02-08 18:34:57
I'm going to miss living in the future. by Arachnid2006-02-08 18:32:10
  Surely there is a UFie willing to... by RetiQlum22006-02-08 22:51:20
    Dark has offered, if I bring my own airbed. by Arachnid2006-02-09 11:53:00
  Source by bimkins2006-11-19 12:55:59
    New West? Where abouts? by abaron2006-02-08 22:32:43
      About half way between the quay and Royal City Mal by bimkins2006-02-08 23:11:18
  Hey cool by Reddy2006-02-08 19:12:11
    I've got Dark and Illiad on the case already ;) (n (n/t) by Arachnid2006-02-08 19:28:44
I'm a millionaire... by ihope1272006-02-08 18:07:13
  A million seconds is approximately by hadji2006-02-08 20:29:47
  I'm a millionaire... by AndyA2006-02-08 18:12:11
    I'm a millionaire... by Bastetsmuse2006-02-08 18:26:12
      I'm a multi millionaire... by techi8702006-02-08 18:27:49
        I'm a millionaire... by whybird2006-02-08 19:52:26
          I'm a millionaire... by Danu2006-02-08 20:07:39
        I think I have a 50 million Turkish lira bill... by RetiQlum22006-02-08 18:47:13
      I'm a millionaire... by jmaxsohmer2006-02-08 18:27:38
        Not me! by Bastetsmuse2006-02-08 18:28:11
          You are a nice by defdood2006-02-08 18:48:29
            I suck at Monopoly :) (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2006-02-08 19:26:41
Looks at Saturday's forecast, looks at Calander. by techi8702006-02-08 17:56:33
  Not exactly a `typical' Alberta winter is it? by hieraco2006-02-08 19:11:36
    Not complaining here either but... by Danu2006-02-08 20:04:40
    I'm still waiting for a spring blizzard or two. (n/t) by techi8702006-02-08 19:52:12
anyone care to join me for some racing? by ihavebigpiranha2006-02-08 17:05:36
  Okay, why is it saying I'm not connected to the In by ag_wyvern2006-02-08 19:40:35
  Want to forward me the tracks? by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Chaos theory - question by ag_wyvern2006-02-08 19:42:37
      Before you hit the loops there are 2 or 3 splits. by AndyA2006-02-08 20:49:50
        Yeesh :-) by ag_wyvern2006-02-08 20:58:20
          Not that I know of. by AndyA2006-02-08 21:35:13
  Would love to, but out of town... by Ravenlock2006-02-08 17:38:45
    dedicated server and I'll be here:) (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2006-02-08 20:08:14
Star Trek geeks, help us out, here by farfalla2006-02-08 16:51:50
  Wasn't it in exchange for a millitary alliance? by nix2006-02-08 17:03:24
    Nope, just greed for anti-aging stuff from the by aeolus2006-02-08 17:22:15
  Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence! by SoylentGreen2006-02-08 17:01:41
    *smacks SoylentGreen with a trout* by williamashbless2006-02-08 17:02:33
  *SPOILERS* by shorty822006-02-08 17:00:28
Emoticons aren't big enough for the smile I have by Kickstart2006-02-08 16:45:36
  For those wishing to know... by Kickstart2006-02-08 19:06:34
    So, what's SnappingTurtle's email? (n/t) by hadji2006-02-08 20:16:32
    I would want to know by Reddy2006-02-08 19:18:49
  Dear sir or madam, by williamashbless2006-02-08 16:53:25
  Wherefore is KS so well pleased? by farfalla2006-02-08 16:52:28
    The ultrasound tech broke the rules for us :) (n/t by Kickstart2006-02-08 16:53:16
      hmmm the dad is happy by Reddy2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Dunno about that. by zelda2006-02-08 19:22:05
          Ooh, I had the pleasure of watching a daddy with by Danu2006-02-08 20:18:44
            Things that make you go by fitzso2006-02-08 20:28:05
              Although the flagstone background didn't come out by NemoHac2006-02-08 20:30:25
                Oh well. it's still a good colour (n/t) by fitzso2006-02-08 20:34:26
      *Drums fingers* (n/t) by hadji2006-02-08 17:13:12
      \\/ 00P| E !!111111oneoneoneeleven by hieraco2006-02-08 17:13:02
        Can't tell! Baby pool is on! (n/t) by Kickstart2006-02-08 17:14:49
          You do realise that people will now be dropping by NemoHac2006-02-08 19:42:29
          I'm also not in the baby pool. by shorty822006-02-08 17:41:10
          I'm not in the baby pool! by farfalla2006-02-08 17:35:22
          Now there's an interesting image. by Arachnid2006-02-08 17:17:20
            s/image/mental image/ (n/t) by Arachnid2006-02-08 17:27:02
          I hereby disqualify myself from the baby pool. by hadji2006-02-08 17:16:42
      !!!!!!!!! (n/t) by farfalla2006-02-08 16:54:15
  KS got lucky!! :-) by hieraco2006-02-08 16:48:45
    hear hear (n/t) by fitzso2006-02-08 17:45:45
Just in case you were planning do some work today by Ston2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The scoreboard is hacked. Well, the submit by shminux2006-02-08 19:01:08
  My cat finds it fascinating. by esbita2006-02-08 18:11:58
  Hummmm the hotspot is WAY bigger than the ball (n/t) by Rogue19712006-02-08 17:03:12
Which Incompetent Idiot designed this? by hieraco2006-02-08 16:37:48
  Only 1,669 minutes left! (n/t) by ihope1272006-02-08 17:11:59
    Alot less than that for me by hieraco2006-02-08 17:23:02
Woooooohooo!! I got it!! by niwikki2006-02-08 16:18:43
  Yay! by Nea2006-02-08 17:07:35
  May I ask what you will be doing? by merlin2006-02-08 16:35:34
    it's a temp position... by niwikki2006-02-08 17:14:48
  Attaboy! (even if you are a grrl) :-) by hieraco2006-02-08 16:28:08
    no way! Are you insane?? by niwikki2006-02-08 16:29:22
      If they are UFies (and worthy of the name) by hieraco2006-02-08 16:33:19
        I live with a Ufie and love him dearly, by farfalla2006-02-08 17:51:41
          Does his imperfection have to do with by hieraco2006-02-08 19:26:17
  Conga Rats :D (n/t) by snate2006-02-08 16:23:51
  Wooooot by ixeian2006-02-08 16:23:42
Well that's not happened before. by AndyA2006-02-08 16:10:09
  Which of the two is unprecedented? by kahuana2006-02-08 16:47:21
    Using math? (n/t) by notdeadyet2006-02-08 17:10:41
      All of the above. by AndyA2006-02-08 17:55:10
Bird + Katie Couric = Hilarity by notdeadyet2006-02-08 16:00:06
  The good news... by nobius2006-02-08 17:26:01
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO EXON (n/t) by raptillicus2006-02-08 16:00:04
Death! by rorajoey2006-02-08 15:50:36
  Chuck! by hadji2006-02-08 17:12:44
  Or cake! (n/t) by Corvus_One2006-02-08 15:56:56
    Oooh! Cake! Mmmmmm... (n/t) by parastra2006-02-08 15:59:36
      Been a while since I've seen you online by fitzso2006-02-08 16:04:11
        *takes a brownie* by parastra2006-02-08 16:45:18
        I want brownies (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-02-08 16:05:48
          When is theanomoly back in town? by hieraco2006-02-08 16:12:43
            I would have thought he was back already by kyrasantae2006-02-08 16:17:07
              I haven't heard from him yet by hieraco2006-02-08 16:49:55
Time to fess up! by Corvus_One2006-02-08 15:32:49
  I watch it. (n/t) by snate2006-02-09 14:52:29
  Have seen the miniseries by aix tom2006-02-08 22:26:25
  yeah - till they lied about season 2. by techrealm2006-02-08 18:29:42
    And then the second half of season 2 by voxwoman2006-02-08 18:40:42
  *raises hand* by bimkins2006-02-08 18:18:06
  Nah. All I watch are by Havoc2006-02-08 18:01:07
  Why I don't understand is WHY do you watch it? by hadji2006-02-08 17:23:13
  I watch it. by Nea2006-02-08 17:10:12
  The new BSG? by Illiad2006-02-08 16:57:01
  Occasionaly if I happen to be at home when it's on by hieraco2006-02-08 16:11:12
  As and when. by wheresthefish2006-02-08 15:48:24
  Thanks for reminding me by TheCatMan2006-02-08 15:44:51
  Brilliant show. (n/t) by williamashbless2006-02-08 15:40:03
  Wasn't the "mini series" part of the season 1 set? by kahuana2006-02-08 15:39:53
    Dunno, he borrowed me the miniseries first. by Corvus_One2006-02-08 15:42:46
  What is there to fess up to? by emlaabs2006-02-08 15:37:12
  I watched the original series when I was by Rogue19712006-02-08 15:36:07
  not me (n/t) by Reddy2006-02-08 15:35:14
/* No comment */ (n/t) by Arachnid2006-02-08 15:04:17
  (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2006-02-08 16:35:10
    NOT YOU LOSE (n/t) by ihope1272006-02-08 17:00:59
  )t/n( /* tnemmoc oN */ (n/t) by rorajoey2006-02-08 16:08:34
  NOT COMMENT (n/t) by ihope1272006-02-08 16:00:22
  ! No comment (n/t) by BloodyViking2006-02-08 15:31:51
  C      NO COMMENT (n/t) by wheresthefish2006-02-08 15:22:13
    Oh man. How could I have forgotten *that* one! by kahuana2006-02-08 15:42:06
      What is it? COBOL? (n/t) by ihope1272006-02-08 15:59:58
        Fortran. by wheresthefish2006-02-08 16:02:23
  (* No Comment *) (n/t) by kahuana2006-02-08 15:18:31
  ; no comment by SnArL2006-02-08 15:10:14
    REM No Comment by Tomo2006-02-08 15:15:18
      dnl No comment (n/t) by nix2006-02-08 15:32:44
        'no comment. (n/t) by TheCatMan2006-02-08 15:46:07
          comment No comment. (n/t) by Esteis2006-02-08 16:23:03
            * No comment. (n/t) by Esteis2006-02-08 16:23:20
              #if 0 by nix2006-02-08 17:06:05
  Incidentally, I really want a tshirt with that. (n (n/t) by Arachnid2006-02-08 15:08:00
    You could always make a Cafepress or similar by Tomo2006-02-08 15:18:23
      Yeah, I will at some point. (n/t) by Arachnid2006-02-08 15:27:32
  /* No reply */ (n/t) by shorty822006-02-08 15:07:41
    This happened once before. by hadji2006-02-08 17:26:27
  // No comment (n/t) by nix2006-02-08 15:07:30
    # No comment. (n/t) by krikkert2006-02-08 15:07:43
      -- No comment (n/t) by Arachnid2006-02-08 15:09:09
        Haskell? (n/t) by ihope1272006-02-08 15:59:17
          SQL, or VHDL, or... (n/t) by Phoon2006-02-08 16:08:33
        <!-- No comment --> (n/t) by nix2006-02-08 15:14:33
          % No comment (n/t) by Esteis2006-02-08 15:32:43
            REM No comment (n/t) by Iarann2006-02-08 15:38:04
              Darn, Tomo beat me to this one (n/t) by Iarann2006-02-08 15:41:46
        ; No comment (n/t) by nix2006-02-08 15:13:50
          Darn, SnArL beat me. (n/t) by nix2006-02-08 15:14:53
            That's because assembly language is faster =D (n/t) by SnArL2006-02-08 15:51:16
CiscoWorks 2000 security and customization by shorty822006-02-08 14:53:40
Um. *raises hand* Can I go mad now? (n/t) by williamashbless2006-02-08 14:46:00
  "I went mad once, did me no end of good!" by josie_beller2006-02-08 20:44:24
  Go right ahead, I did last week. by shorty822006-02-08 15:10:43
  Don't have a cow, man! (n/t) by Peace_man2006-02-08 14:48:49
  Not yet. by ihope1272006-02-08 14:47:49
    But I've been waiting *such* a long time. :( (n/t) by williamashbless2006-02-08 14:49:00
      Okay, okay. by ihope1272006-02-08 14:49:51
  Yes, dear. by krikkert2006-02-08 14:46:56
Yo: Illiad by notdeadyet2006-11-19 12:55:59
  HAHAHA..... by babywhizIT2006-02-08 18:59:34
  On that topic, Illiad, by nix2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I did, thank you. by Illiad2006-02-08 15:39:31
      And a cricket bat? (n/t) by fitzso2006-02-08 15:46:14
  Nope. by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  No. by Illiad2006-02-08 14:47:32
    See, Illiad isn't a Tim Buckley. by Arachnid2006-02-08 14:51:33
    K- just checking by notdeadyet2006-02-08 14:51:33
      I thank you for it. :-) by Illiad2006-02-08 14:52:33
        While you are around Illiad: by da-gimp2006-02-08 15:14:03
          And another question: by shorty822006-02-08 15:21:26
            Two batches, already sent. by Illiad2006-02-08 15:24:50
              Will do! by shorty822006-02-08 15:34:12
          Yes! by Illiad2006-02-08 15:19:59
            Are you UFieGear? This has been bugging me. (n/t) by snate2006-02-08 15:28:14
              I have a theory about UfieGear by ixeian2006-02-08 16:07:33
                What's your theory. by snate2006-02-08 16:09:57
                  Nope, not him either. by Illiad2006-02-08 16:11:08
                    Hmm, that complicates things a bit by ixeian2006-02-08 16:17:56
              No. by Illiad2006-02-08 15:31:04
        Suggestion for replacement: by krikkert2006-02-08 14:55:22
          On second thought, send the lawyers. :P (n/t) by Corvus_One2006-02-08 14:58:19
            "Send in by rorajoey2006-02-08 14:59:38
    Suppose I should've added a disclaimerythingy... ( (n/t) by ihope1272006-02-08 14:48:56
  Yes. (n/t) by ihope1272006-02-08 14:46:18
Hey Rogue, are you still around? (n/t) by Fandango2006-02-08 14:28:01
  yes dear? (n/t) by Rogue19712006-02-08 14:31:15
    Do me a favor and share some knowledge with me by Fandango2006-02-08 14:40:06
      Norton's (n/t) by Rogue19712006-02-08 14:41:48
        Wasn't there some other software along the lines by Fandango2006-02-08 14:42:59
          not pre-installed, the pc comes directly from Dell by Rogue19712006-02-08 14:44:24
            Okay , Guess I have to find another route. Thanks (n/t) by Fandango2006-02-08 14:45:31
              Calling Dell being the last resort :oP (n/t) by Rogue19712006-02-08 14:50:32
Another management annoyance. by MikeCDN2006-02-08 14:20:16
  *waves* by fitzso2006-02-08 15:27:07
  Do you work at Initech? by emlaabs2006-02-08 15:13:48
  Here's your plan: by Tomo2006-02-08 14:48:40
    Heh, you just made me realize by hobbs2006-02-08 14:54:44
      very true (n/t) by spiffikins2006-02-08 15:12:05
  But, but. What about spare time at wrk? by Rolls2006-02-08 14:26:46
  Download Systemhound (n/t) by evil_andy2006-02-08 14:21:37
    So is this my plan? ;) by MikeCDN2006-02-08 14:24:53
      If you like by evil_andy2006-02-08 14:41:08
        systemhound by andrew1012007-09-22 09:31:25
        So the plan becomes... by sem2006-02-08 15:06:02
          select from by sem2006-02-08 15:37:30
          1, 2, 3, 2, 3? (n/t) by Arachnid2006-02-08 15:11:25
Recent election in Hadji by run.dll2006-02-08 14:12:21
  Yesterday. by Number_Six2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Must be FUDji. Next island but one. (n/t) by Rolls2006-02-08 14:23:29
  Haiti? (n/t) by Spud312006-02-08 14:18:31
    Oh. Umm. Disregard TLP. by run.dll2006-02-08 14:25:26
      So, no new, smart bacteria in me, then? Phew! (n/ (n/t) by hadji2006-02-08 14:32:43
  "Hadji"? Maybe it's a mispronunciation of "Mecca". (n/t) by ihope1272006-02-08 14:16:50
    Maybe it's a mispronunciation of your FACE. (n/t) by Llyr2006-02-08 14:18:45
      *ice pick* (n/t) by Feng_Li2006-02-08 14:27:15
        s/Feng_Li/Trotsky/g; (n/t) by Llyr2006-02-08 14:32:16
          Trotz dem Eispickel lebe ich noch! by Feng_Li2006-02-08 14:41:42
      Have you been circumventing the rules of (n/t)? by ihope1272006-02-08 14:26:17
        Of course not. by Llyr2006-02-08 14:30:43
          Ooh, you little devil! by ihope1272006-02-08 14:35:33
            It's his imp-erative :) by merlin2006-02-08 14:37:32
              I guessed that was empty before I clicked! Ha! by ihope1272006-02-08 14:41:24
        Okay, who else clicked on that? by Feng_Li2006-02-08 14:29:51
          Me too. (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-02-08 14:33:13
  I haven't heard anything. by hadji2006-02-08 14:14:19
    Maybe a new strain of smart bacteria? by run.dll2006-02-08 14:19:54
So my monitor has recently begun twitching. by Llyr2006-02-08 14:12:05
  Sounds like you might be losing sync. by Peace_man2006-02-08 15:04:46
    Poo, I was afraid of that. Thanks anyway. (n/t) by Llyr2006-02-08 20:34:10
  LCD or CRT? by ihope1272006-02-08 14:12:52
    CRT. (n/t) by Llyr2006-02-08 14:14:46
I want some of the chocolate bar I left at home by Kickstart2006-02-08 14:01:20
  Cookie-dough-and-brownie ice cream by josie_beller2006-02-08 21:01:47
  pizza by Reddy2006-02-08 15:25:00
  My SO. by Tomo2006-02-08 15:05:04
  A Shower (n/t) by notdeadyet2006-02-08 14:45:32
  A minion to command by andyz2006-02-08 14:40:26
    i have one - you can have her by spiffikins2006-02-08 15:25:59
      Sadly, before I can think about requesting one by andyz2006-02-08 15:45:14
        methinks the non-metaphorical by spiffikins2006-02-08 16:10:52
  1700 CST :) (n/t) by merlin2006-02-08 14:38:08
  Nothing, I just had Pei Wei for lunch by SnArL2006-02-08 14:26:04
    Oh man by Llyr2006-02-08 14:31:54
  Chocolate, sleep, and <not fyoss>. by bimkins2006-02-08 14:22:42
    Ditto, ditto, and ditto. by rorajoey2006-02-08 14:47:26
    Are you sure it's NFYOSS? by ihope1272006-02-08 14:24:27
  Sleep. (n/t) by Spud312006-02-08 14:17:36
  Food. (n/t) by maximumbob2006-02-08 14:14:10
  Sleep. by McNutcase2006-02-08 14:13:30
    'Night Nutcase (n/t) by Tomo2006-02-08 15:04:34
  Does it have to be food or drink? by ihope1272006-02-08 14:11:01
    Got a Super-Soaker? by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I *was* craving a burrito, by Nea2006-02-08 14:10:46
  a torta sandwich by spiffikins2006-02-08 14:04:31
  Food in general. by esbita2006-02-08 14:03:35
We'll call it by hadji2006-02-08 14:01:10
  Been buying exotic art again, have you? (n/t) by Rolls2006-02-08 14:21:05
  But the Last Supper was a significant event by Sterling_Ag2006-02-08 14:17:23
  I hate to sit down to a second-rate meal. :P (n/t) by williamashbless2006-02-08 14:02:25
ATTN: boink by imrambi2006-02-08 13:48:00
Fireballmatt; Techi870 and other Pyros by hieraco2006-02-08 13:45:57
  would you be talking about by fireballmatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yep thats the Oooooohhhh invention :-) by hieraco2006-02-08 19:24:23
  Fire! FIRE! hehehehehe! I love FIRE! (n/t) by shorty822006-02-08 15:13:08
  Sounds like a plan. by fitzso2006-02-08 13:49:40
    yes, and I'll deliver it personaly by hieraco2006-02-08 13:52:03
For those wondering about issue armor on E-Bay by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Um.. probably a stupid question, but why? by Corvus_One2006-02-08 13:48:20
    could have been hit too no? (n/t) by unjust2006-02-08 14:05:02
    Yep by DesertRat662006-02-08 14:04:02
      Shouldn't the _seller_ receive a visit? by kahuana2006-02-08 14:29:19
        The seller is usually by DesertRat662006-02-08 14:37:50
          Is ignorance a defense in this case? by merlin2006-02-08 14:39:43
            Maybe by DesertRat662006-02-08 14:48:01
            If not, shouldn't eBay *also* be charged? by kahuana2006-02-08 14:43:34
              No by DesertRat662006-02-08 14:45:30
      A-hA! Gnome dunderwear! (n/t) by Rolls2006-02-08 14:19:41
    well, they may be... by defdood2006-02-08 13:51:18
Informal survey: highly controversial! by SnappingTurtle2006-02-08 13:22:26
  Over. Everyone else is a poopyhead. by wheresthefish2006-02-08 15:19:43
  When I do it myself, roll over. by rorajoey2006-02-08 14:50:21
  Nobody's answered my question! by ihope1272006-02-08 14:15:25
    The flap, the loose end. by Llyr2006-02-08 14:16:18
      Okay. FRONT! (n/t) by ihope1272006-02-08 14:27:28
  Right now, vertical and vertical. by Nea2006-02-08 14:08:10
  If you have cats or kids, roll under by hieraco2006-02-08 14:07:19
  more controversial sub-survey: by unjust2006-02-08 14:04:13
    Fold you Cretans! (n/t) by VivianC2006-02-08 14:43:35
      You can't fold me. by rorajoey2006-02-08 15:03:21
    Crumple. (n/t) by Llyr2006-02-08 14:17:06
    You mean you don't use by Feng_Li2006-02-08 14:15:44
  Never heard of the stuff by lab rat2006-02-08 14:03:37
  towel over, toilet under. by unjust2006-02-08 14:03:35
  Over, unless you have a cat that will unroll it (n (n/t) by Kickstart2006-02-08 14:02:51
  however it ends up on the thingee by tesla_koil2006-02-08 13:51:50
  Over. by mortaine2006-02-08 13:50:58
  There is a vertical axis design, by run.dll2006-02-08 13:48:57
    Vertical mounting merely transposes the problem. by wheresthefish2006-02-08 15:15:25
  Over so you don't damage the paint on the wall by techi8702006-02-08 13:44:17
  Erm, what difference does it make? (n/t) by Feng_Li2006-02-08 13:40:31
    Ease of finding the free end... by McNutcase2006-02-08 13:41:47
      Okay, just making sure. by Feng_Li2006-02-08 13:45:42
  Whichever way most annoys people who spend their by Arachnid2006-02-08 13:37:37
  Over the top with a nice triangle crease by defdood2006-02-08 13:37:24
    and for the SO... a rhyme... by defdood2006-02-08 13:53:53
    you've spent lots of time in hotels, haven't you? by niwikki2006-02-08 13:43:56
      Yeah, I've done that too... :) (n/t) by defdood2006-02-08 13:54:26
  Out of reach of the Pugs and Vertical respectively (n/t) by DesertRat662006-02-08 13:34:22
    Heh. by McNutcase2006-02-08 13:37:55
      Cocker Spaniels have a reputation by Peace_man2006-02-08 13:56:57
        that's cuz poodles are the smartest breed. by niwikki2006-02-08 14:03:00
          Oh, I could tell you stories. by Peace_man2006-02-08 14:09:44
        She only did it the once. by McNutcase2006-02-08 14:00:39
      Oh yeah by DesertRat662006-02-08 13:41:13
        Quite. by McNutcase2006-02-08 13:42:44
  Over the top. by Peace_man2006-02-08 13:33:44
  Leave it on the floor/counter by trogl2006-02-08 13:33:25
  is there a design?? by Reddy2006-02-08 13:33:13
  Flap over. No doubt. by VivianC2006-02-08 13:30:49
    I agree (n/t) by stephystar2006-02-08 13:34:21
  What? (n/t) by ihope1272006-02-08 13:28:48
  Don't care. Whatever. by esbita2006-02-08 13:27:57
    squish the roll (n/t) by Rogue19712006-02-08 13:33:15
      Please don't squeeze the Charmin! (n/t) by VCA2006-02-08 14:39:01
  Over and vertical, respectively. by McNutcase2006-02-08 13:26:48
    ditto. by niwikki2006-02-08 13:31:52
      What we WILL have... by McNutcase2006-02-08 13:36:01
        well, come out to workshops and see... by niwikki2006-02-08 13:36:55
          In which case, bonus :) by McNutcase2006-02-08 13:39:37
            Faire? Which Faire? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2006-02-08 13:44:03
              Why, the Renaissance Pleasure Faire in Southern Ca by niwikki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It depends, of course. by Didactylos2006-02-08 13:26:31
    to prevent wild rolling of TP ... by Rogue19712006-02-08 13:32:32
  Over, of course. by BloodyViking2006-02-08 13:25:01
  None of the above by SoylentGreen2006-02-08 13:24:36
  which ever way I happen to stick it on the peg (n/t) by defect2006-02-08 13:23:41
Man, it's 5:15am here now... by LeoHyuuga2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That looks mighty tasty. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-02-08 13:22:30
    It is... *drool* by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 13:27:32
My cactus has bald spots.. :( (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 12:52:34
  My hovercraft is full of eels (n/t) by SoylentGreen2006-02-08 13:15:51
    My Sïster got bit by a møøse once. (n/t) by dodrian2006-02-08 13:27:51
      I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolver by kelli2172006-02-08 14:20:06
  Only thing I can think of is by stephystar2006-02-08 13:07:35
  So does my head by SnappingTurtle2006-02-08 13:05:50
  Clicky inside by Bonzo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hey, I've got the same lamp, only silver! by Rolls2006-02-08 14:16:30
    That makes me wonder by Reddy2006-02-08 13:51:08
    Need Christmas lights by SnappingTurtle2006-02-08 13:10:19
  Yeah, the conditioner in the shampoo did it. (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 12:54:57
    Nope, lack of water and light.. My bad! (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 12:57:34
      Water?? I thought... oh, nevermind (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 12:58:54
Animal Left! Animal Left! by LeoHyuuga2006-11-19 12:55:59
Police dog dies. Mourning rivals Diana's. by run.dll2006-02-08 12:47:46
  And how much did that cost the taxpayer? by wheresthefish2006-02-08 15:25:06
    Service dogs are an important part of by Peace_man2006-02-08 15:35:37
Air Force wants 'No Warning' Strike Force by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  The more I think about this, the more it looks by Peace_man2006-02-08 14:18:59
  Wouldn't orbiting crowbars be enough? by trogl2006-02-08 13:34:57
  Well, there goes another treaty or two by wwill2006-02-08 12:58:47
    There is more than one country that by lheggland2006-02-08 14:55:45
      Lots of cheap ones. by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Nothing a Phalanx or to can’t handle. :) (n/t) by lheggland2006-02-08 15:34:03
          to/two (n/t) by lheggland2006-02-08 15:34:22
    Who says it's not already there by Tomo2006-02-08 13:04:17
      'Vunce ze Rokets ar up hoo cares vere zey com down by Rolls2006-02-08 14:12:26
      Equatorial geosynchronous orbits, OTOH... (n/t) by chanceslost2006-02-08 13:16:59
        Nah, the deorbit time is so long from there... by McNutcase2006-02-08 13:24:24
          Anyone else recall Bill Gates' funding a LEO by kahuana2006-02-08 13:29:12
            Of course not. by McNutcase2006-02-08 13:43:49
              After all, that would be very silly. by Tomo2006-02-08 14:38:33
  Bad Idea by run.dll2006-02-08 12:54:39
    It doesn't necessarily say "forward deployed". by merlin2006-02-08 13:01:38
      Cruise missles are subsonic by run.dll2006-02-08 14:00:53
        Not to mention the possibility that by Peace_man2006-02-08 14:12:21
      It would instantly cause a retaliatory strike by Tomo2006-02-08 13:07:16
        I would assume that the president can quickly by jayfarm2006-02-08 13:13:49
          And it would take only one breakdown by Tomo2006-02-08 13:28:16
            Ordnance Corner Rules - anyone? (n/t) by Rolls2006-02-08 14:06:15
        What would? by merlin2006-02-08 13:13:10
ATTN: Illiad by hadji2006-02-08 12:31:45
  Hadji Jihad! by Peace_man2006-02-08 13:43:20
    Jihadji? (n/t) by Arachnid2006-02-08 14:14:39
    Whatever. Just leave our hockey rinks alone. (n/t) by run.dll2006-02-08 14:03:34
      hehe - Reminds me of a scene from Canadian Bacon by hieraco2006-02-08 14:34:10
  Un cadeau? (n/t) by Rogue19712006-02-08 12:51:51
  Put a cork in it, you broken wind bag. by kahuana2006-02-08 12:51:05
    Note: the preceeding must be read aloud by kahuana2006-02-08 12:53:44
      Go away or I will taunt you a second time (n/t) by Rogue19712006-02-08 13:04:06
        How many more times must I watch that by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 13:06:22
          I've never actually seen the movie, nor needed to! by josie_beller2006-02-08 22:20:48
          Live the Python. Breathe the Python. by williamashbless2006-02-08 13:16:05
            I need to enlarge my Python by chanceslost2006-02-08 13:18:38
              Adjust your spam filter. I'm sure there are lots by kahuana2006-02-08 13:25:25
              Me too. I only have the Holy Grail. (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 13:19:49
                You've got it!!! by BloodyViking2006-02-08 15:35:00
                  Is he from Castle Antrhax? (n/t) by kahuana2006-02-08 16:53:05
          Your mother was a hampster, by BloodyViking2006-02-08 13:08:05
            Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly by Rogue19712006-02-08 13:10:59
            What's a hampster? by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 13:09:16
              www.hampsterdance.com by josie_beller2006-02-08 22:27:04
              <Lister>What's an Iguana?</Lister> (n/t) by fitzso2006-02-08 13:18:32
              A hamster that smells like old socks. by BloodyViking2006-02-08 13:11:12
                ...and underpants. (n/t) by lab rat2006-02-08 13:18:15
  your farting offends my sensibilities. (n/t) by lab rat2006-02-08 12:44:00
    It offends my olfactory. by talon07202006-02-08 13:10:36
      Then build a newfactory to fix it. (n/t) by wwill2006-02-08 13:27:56
    Your sensibilities offend my radical fundamentalis by hadji2006-02-08 12:45:48
      Your over-long subjects offend my sensibilities! by BloodyViking2006-02-08 12:51:15
      I really did expect that to be radical by dire_lobo2006-02-08 12:47:48
        I can't be COMPLETELY predictable. That would be by hadji2006-02-08 12:53:44
          I Knew you were going to write that. by BloodyViking2006-02-08 12:55:19
            Yes, but did you know that I was going to type the by hadji2006-02-08 12:58:11
              No, dagnabbit. by BloodyViking2006-02-08 13:06:49
                El Camino Crema Agria by rorajoey2006-02-08 14:55:47
  Doesn't offend me. by Nashville2006-02-08 12:42:36
    That gives a TOTALLY different meaning to the term by dire_lobo2006-02-08 12:51:30
  Well... by Kickstart2006-02-08 12:37:47
    I'll probably have to implement the use of by hadji2006-02-08 12:40:04
      Why would we believe those by Ston2006-02-08 16:01:49
  google is father, gmail is mother (n/t) by shminux2006-02-08 12:37:43
B-U-W-A-H-A-H-A! First the officiating at the by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Going to court over this would be overkill. by Spud312006-02-08 12:35:36
    uhm... because they're spoiled by the expectations by dire_lobo2006-02-08 12:43:04
      LOL by Llyr2006-02-08 14:21:15
        there is no by nobius2006-02-08 17:11:50
    Ya think? (n/t) by Nashville2006-02-08 12:38:52
    They'll probably calm down soon. Right now, I by hadji2006-02-08 12:37:32
      And a bee in their bonnet? (n/t) by chanceslost2006-02-08 12:38:08
        In their Easter bonnet, no less. (n/t) by lab rat2006-02-08 12:54:39
Cartoonists under fatwa -- now no burning Korans by Illiad2006-02-08 12:20:24
  I can't find any video clip, transscript.... by hekatombe2006-02-08 12:59:17
    s/Efterretsnings Service/EfterretningsTjeneste/ (n/t) by hekatombe2006-02-08 13:11:28
    UH UH UH!!! by hekatombe2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Shame the rabid masses only get their information by kahuana2006-02-08 13:15:05
  I haven't heard that second bit by ixeian2006-02-08 12:51:00
  Why do I keep reading that as Koreans? (n/t) by hadji2006-02-08 12:36:24
    Me too. Great mines.... (n/t) by lab rat2006-02-08 12:41:03
      O.O? Mines? Which kind? by kahuana2006-02-08 12:46:08
        The explodey kind. (n/t) by arktus2006-02-08 12:47:58
          You can just dig up 'splodeys? by McNutcase2006-02-08 13:16:44
            Heh. Trust me. You *don't* want to tiptoe through by kahuana2006-02-08 13:31:36
          Yep. (n/t) by lab rat2006-02-08 12:50:00
    You're not the only one. (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 12:38:36
  I'll bet that a -cartoon- of a burning Koran by run.dll2006-02-08 12:34:33
    Not fish. Moles. And what do we do to moles? by kahuana2006-02-08 12:37:32
  _Especially_ perl in a nutshell. (n/t) by Arachnid2006-02-08 12:30:12
  Did you ever wonder... by DesertRat662006-02-08 12:25:02
    Some shop owners saw the cartoons before christmas by hieraco2006-02-08 13:43:21
    They buy them from... by VivianC2006-02-08 12:34:23
      You just gave me a great idea! by lab rat2006-02-08 12:36:34
        Hey! I want a cut! (n/t) by VivianC2006-02-08 12:40:25
          *cuts VivianC* (n/t) by Arachnid2006-02-08 12:45:43
            Ouch! (n/t) by VivianC2006-02-08 13:18:39
          Sure, why the heck not? (n/t) by lab rat2006-02-08 12:42:26
      and then to drum up sales, by run.dll2006-02-08 12:36:29
        Or send a badly researched story by hyzenthlay2006-02-08 12:57:49
    It took a few months... by Illiad2006-02-08 12:32:12
    Handed out by journalists. by Arachnid2006-02-08 12:30:57
      That was nice. by VivianC2006-02-08 12:39:20
        Here's your friendly Danish geography service by ixeian2006-11-19 12:55:59
      That is what I told my Mom, she did not by lab rat2006-02-08 12:34:45
        I was just being cynical, you know. (n/t) by Arachnid2006-02-08 12:36:39
          Duh, you are more cynical than I :-D (n/t) by lab rat2006-02-08 12:39:06
    its a... CONSPIRACY.... by MikeCDN2006-02-08 12:28:59
      Way to big for a conspiracy... it's a by dire_lobo2006-02-08 12:36:35
    Part of the lil'b6 extremist kit(tm) by lab rat2006-02-08 12:28:37
  Don't you DARE do that... by McNutcase2006-02-08 12:21:50
    *lights a candle next to K&R* by chanceslost2006-02-08 12:35:58
I have learned quite a bit about resumes by imrambi2006-02-08 12:09:56
  Please share any revelations by boink2006-02-08 12:46:45
    i have some by spiffikins2006-02-08 16:07:04
    A few things by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
      So you really need 2 resumes. by chanceslost2006-02-08 14:04:08
      When I left my previous job... by esbita2006-02-08 14:01:40
Oh! My! LOL by Rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
  Heh - yup, love that site. :-D by Ravenlock2006-02-08 18:03:24
  Can't stop laughing.... by DrDeisel2006-02-08 16:16:24
  If only the *real* Episode 3 was as good! (n/t) by divinar2006-02-08 14:25:40
  That is by rorajoey2006-02-08 13:57:44
  Bahahahahaha. by Arachnid2006-02-08 12:29:11
  indeed.. "LOL" (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2006-02-08 12:21:38
  Lot's of good stuff on that site. (n/t) by Fandango2006-02-08 12:09:31
Illiad - See Scarlett Johansson nude! \o/ by hieraco2006-02-08 11:45:08
  I prefer Keira by hobbs2006-02-08 18:27:42
  All nude humans should be considered FYOSS by Cokish2006-02-08 11:51:44
    But certainly not worksafe! (n/t) by jayfarm2006-02-08 13:03:47
      Uhhm. Yeah. Sorry for you dude! (n/t) by Cokish2006-02-08 13:19:34
  Was reprinted in today's Independent. by wheresthefish2006-02-08 11:51:22
    Your wages are safe. by McNutcase2006-02-08 12:00:07
      Well there you go. by wheresthefish2006-02-08 12:13:22
      hername.org has a gallery full of pics by Kickstart2006-02-08 12:02:09
        Criminy that's a lovely photo. :-o (n/t) by Ravenlock2006-02-08 17:49:50
  Thinking of Scarlett Johansson... by nix2006-02-08 11:50:29
  Err, I'm not hetero. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 11:48:00
    There's something for you, too by vdp2006-02-08 11:52:09
      Dressed? by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 11:52:58
    That's O.K. Art is art by hieraco2006-02-08 11:49:28
oh, good god by Kickstart2006-02-08 11:43:02
  Well... um... lack of words. by roger G. rapid2006-02-08 15:00:31
  bah, weaklings. just an ovegrown catheter. (n/t) by shminux2006-02-08 13:03:14
    Not a catheter, it is a vibrator. (n/t) by shorty822006-02-08 17:43:14
    Seconded. by mortaine2006-02-08 13:57:51
  Um, just um. I should have known better. Also, by merlin2006-02-08 12:27:59
    NSFW ? Not Suited For Wife ? (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 12:47:53
      Not Safe For Work. (n/t) by Arachnid2006-02-08 12:48:56
        Both, actually :) (n/t) by merlin2006-02-08 12:56:09
  Well thats burnt into my mind forever by MikeCDN2006-02-08 12:27:13
  trainwrecktrainwrecktrainwreck by dire_lobo2006-02-08 12:06:55
  You just did by DesertRat662006-02-08 11:45:55
  Uh, question by stephystar2006-02-08 11:45:53
    They say "ignorance is bliss".. by Glum_Reaper2006-02-08 11:49:09
      Well, I'm completely unsold. My by stephystar2006-02-08 12:10:15
        wikipedia is your gentle friend. (n/t) by shminux2006-02-08 12:59:59
      I shall remain blissful then. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 11:51:28
        In my circle of friends... by esbita2006-02-08 12:13:48
          Hmmm.... I prefer to call it an by dire_lobo2006-02-08 12:20:50
        As shall I. by arktus2006-02-08 12:01:18
        you lucky lucky bastard by unjust2006-02-08 11:55:00
  Filename? (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:45:42
    kids_in_sandbox.mpg by Kickstart2006-02-08 11:48:22
      Even *I* won't try that (n/t) by trogl2006-02-08 13:32:34
      ..So..uhm..Was that..Is he..Sound=pleasure / pain? (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:59:01
        I don't even want to know. And I'm not watching by Kickstart2006-02-08 12:03:26
          I looked at it strange, then started laughing (n/t by calcrazy2006-02-08 13:40:42
Gah. Just spent some time replying by rorajoey2006-02-08 11:35:52
Am I human? (wr0k rant - advice more than welcome) by fitzso2006-02-08 11:29:46
  ....maaann, now I feel guilty... by jpprater2006-02-08 15:50:43
  You are DEVO. by kahuana2006-02-08 12:39:51
  {({fitzso}}} by Glum_Reaper2006-02-08 12:10:16
    74 open cases??? by fitzso2006-02-08 12:12:50
      Can I interest you in 200+ HD? by NemoHac2006-02-08 13:06:23
        LOL by fitzso2006-02-08 13:14:07
          But Monday is but days away... by NemoHac2006-02-08 13:31:52
            They really need to double the size by fitzso2006-02-08 13:33:00
  Van de Graff generator and conductive floor mat. by chanceslost2006-02-08 11:38:24
    He's not the one giving them all to me by fitzso2006-02-08 11:46:26
    I like my method by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
      Bah - datsnuttin' I worked with a psychologist who by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Hey! I've been looking for one of those! by DesertRat662006-02-08 12:36:00
        <Deleted><Deleted>2006-02-08 12:47:47
          Moderated (double post) (n/t) by Arachnid2006-02-08 12:47:57
          Mods! by DesertRat662006-02-08 12:38:39
        <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Moderated for language in link (n/t) by Nea2006-02-08 12:49:44
      I may have to get the lighter my grandfather made by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Very nice by fitzso2006-02-08 12:13:54
          Not all that useful to me though... by McNutcase2006-02-08 12:17:16
            Wow by fitzso2006-02-08 12:24:21
              My grandfather died in Summer 2003. by McNutcase2006-02-08 12:45:05
                {{{McNutcase}}} (n/t) by fitzso2006-02-08 12:53:14
      That would work by fitzso2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Puuurty! Me wants! Now! (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-02-08 14:12:21
        Heh, I prefer something a little bigger than that by LeoHyuuga2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Oh wow by fitzso2006-02-08 12:04:03
            My characters in D&D are always elves. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 12:07:07
              Nice by fitzso2006-02-08 12:11:35
                I don't like guns, ever. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 12:25:56
                  Nicely done by fitzso2006-02-08 12:50:53
                    I liked being a policeman. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 12:53:36
                      Wow by fitzso2006-02-08 13:01:47
                        Oh, and {{{fitzso}}} (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 13:04:52
                        Bleh, I hate people like that. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 13:03:14
                          I've just had enough by fitzso2006-02-08 13:11:11
                            Why don't you make a formal complaint? by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 13:14:45
                              I'm going to today (n/t) by fitzso2006-02-08 13:17:26
                                Good on ya. All the best! (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 13:19:09
                                It typically went nowhere. by fitzso2006-02-08 13:29:31
                                I hate the working world sometimes. {{{fitzo}}} (n (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 13:30:38
                                I can't wait to get out of this place... by fitzso2006-02-08 13:43:40
          *drool* by stephystar2006-02-08 12:03:08
            Me too. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 12:09:54
              I bow before you by stephystar2006-02-08 12:12:31
                I don't have any swords here though :( by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 12:23:48
                  Where in Aus? (n/t) by fitzso2006-02-08 12:33:10
                    Perth, I think. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 12:37:02
                  Awww, too bad by stephystar2006-02-08 12:30:38
                    My friend A has a whole lot of sword by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 12:35:29
                      Oh, adopt me! by stephystar2006-02-08 12:45:35
                        Alright. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 12:46:55
                          \o/ Yay! I have a brother! by stephystar2006-02-08 12:47:53
                            {{stephystar}} by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 12:51:20
                              Oh, good idea by stephystar2006-02-08 13:23:48
                                Not for today. She left instructions by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 13:29:32
                                Oh, right! Silly me. by stephystar2006-02-08 13:36:35
                                I can't wait to see how that turns out :P by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 13:37:57
                                Party! by stephystar2006-02-08 13:40:22
                                Son-in-law is still son :P by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 13:42:30
                                True! So true! (n/t) by stephystar2006-02-08 13:55:26
        Ohhh, pretties! by stephystar2006-02-08 11:58:44
          I'd love them more if they were between a few ribs (n/t) by fitzso2006-02-08 12:01:57
      hehe I recognize the 50 Cal :-) by hieraco2006-02-08 11:47:59
  Not Superhuman!? by stephystar2006-02-08 11:34:21
    hehehe by fitzso2006-02-08 11:40:55
      Awww, there, there by stephystar2006-02-08 11:43:28
        my last raise was 7 months ago by fitzso2006-02-08 11:48:06
Fears of outsourcing. by needhelp2006-02-08 11:28:36
  *yawns* (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-02-08 14:13:57
  : O (n/t) by fitzso2006-02-08 11:31:16
  Not far wrong. by Tomo2006-02-08 11:31:08
    Mass production may very well be nearly dead, by kahuana2006-02-08 12:44:47
    That's not the case. by AndyA2006-02-08 11:44:20
      Exactly. Entry-level positions. by Tomo2006-02-08 16:09:50
Cellphone keypads are funny. by McNutcase2006-02-08 11:21:29
  Norwegian: fest / edru (Eng: party / sober) by Bonzo2006-02-08 12:46:34
  home and good (n/t) by fitzso2006-02-08 11:55:06
  kiss/lips (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2006-02-08 11:29:36
    Doh... I forgot that one! by McNutcase2006-02-08 11:30:15
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moderated for language in link by Nea2006-02-08 12:56:22
    Sorry about that, I didn't even notice, my mistake (n/t) by cristobal2006-02-08 13:54:36
    Why can't I see the link? by Bonzo2006-02-08 12:58:54
      If the post is showing up as "deleted" by Nea2006-02-08 13:08:57
as entertaining as 1 song in 10 is... by unjust2006-02-08 11:08:19
  What station? Streaming clicky? (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:12:24
    i will not willingly impose crap on another.... (n (n/t) by unjust2006-02-08 11:14:26
      I'm a sucker for crap! I use Win XP you know! (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:16:30
        you asked for it: by unjust2006-11-19 12:55:59
          This IS crap! It's a 404 on the "listen live"! (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:25:11
            No it isn't! (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:25:56
              It's mostly music.. Very little "DJing" (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:43:08
                you haven't heard abotu dez's waxing troubels yet? (n/t) by unjust2006-02-08 11:47:58
                  I just got them.. by Bonzo2006-02-08 12:04:40
                    MUST KILL>>>>> by unjust2006-02-08 12:06:37
                      .... cranked mpr music stream on my comp, by unjust2006-02-08 12:14:22
                  -i got the station changed to www.mpr.orgs jazz 88 (n/t) by unjust2006-02-08 11:48:42
Why does Opera screw my webpage? by Bonzo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  don't forget to test with mozilla or firefox by Freakazoid2006-02-08 11:25:47
    Looks like Opera does... :( (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:33:55
      No, it does not. Opera uses its own by shorty822006-02-08 11:45:17
        Let me cla; FF & O displays MY page the same (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:46:32
          WTF?! I typed "clarify", not "cla;" (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:47:04
  Working clicky inside: by Bonzo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Why are you abusing frames like that anyway??? (n/ (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2006-02-08 11:17:14
      Yeah, wouldn't server side includes work by shorty822006-02-08 11:24:25
        If available by ToLazyToThink2006-02-08 11:26:48
        Yes.. But do I know how to do stuff serverside? No (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:26:47
          Then learn how instead of abusing iFrames. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
            Sorry, accidently hit "Submit" to soon. by shorty822006-02-08 11:43:38
              Then.. what is "main content"? by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:51:00
                I supose you could by ToLazyToThink2006-02-08 12:04:15
                IIS should of course be SSI (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:52:59
          Google for server side includes by ToLazyToThink2006-02-08 11:34:08
            Darn it! Now I can't stop drooling! by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:40:30
      Cuz It's the only way I know how.. by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:18:43
        First by ToLazyToThink2006-02-08 11:25:35
          I take part of that back by ToLazyToThink2006-02-08 11:32:07
            Huh? Only one page? by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:36:26
              Style sheets make that easy. (n/t) by merlin2006-02-08 14:47:06
              Dang, didn't think about the bold by ToLazyToThink2006-02-08 11:46:51
          They appear in the wrong place.. (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:31:26
            You'll need to play by ToLazyToThink2006-02-08 11:35:31
              Oki.. i'll certainly give it a try.. (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:37:01
  Oh, regarding looks; it's under construction.. (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 11:11:31
  The link is dead by ToLazyToThink2006-02-08 11:11:15
  404 Not Found when I click your link. (n/t) by shorty822006-02-08 11:11:11
free speech, and comics by TarDaeron2006-02-08 10:58:34
  I can email them to you.... (n/t) by hekatombe2006-02-08 11:07:25
    or you could by hekatombe2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Google (images) for "mohammed cartoon". by Arachnid2006-02-08 11:00:18
Wish me luck! by niwikki2006-02-08 10:43:12
  Thanks, all! by niwikki2006-02-08 13:12:25
  Good luck by ixeian2006-02-08 11:22:54
  *passes on the good luck vibes* by esbita2006-02-08 11:00:20
  All the best! (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 10:58:04
  Good luck! (n/t) by VivianC2006-02-08 10:57:57
  Much skill! by McNutcase2006-02-08 10:57:36
  Good Luck! (n/t) by Tomo2006-02-08 10:51:20
  Luck! (n/t) by classic_jon2006-02-08 10:49:11
  *crosses fingers* by Nea2006-02-08 10:47:55
  Good luck (n/t) by hej2006-02-08 10:47:20
  Good luck! (n/t) by Spud312006-02-08 10:44:19
Why do some sites cause Firefox to close out by shorty822006-02-08 10:27:31
  I had the same problem on earlier versions by Kickstart2006-02-08 10:37:08
    AFAIK this is the latest version of Knoppix. by shorty822006-02-08 11:06:46
      nope, 3.8 is rather old by Freakazoid2006-02-08 11:28:52
      Also, I've thought that maybe it is Flash related by shorty822006-02-08 11:09:28
    It seemed to be Flash related for me. by tallastro2006-02-08 10:42:20
  "close out"? (n/t) by Myke2006-02-08 10:34:38
    Crash I guess is a better term. by shorty822006-02-08 11:05:01
    It finishes stock deals prematurely. (n/t) by Arachnid2006-02-08 10:51:47
Teen saves life of woman who saved him by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Now *THATS* what I call good Karma by hieraco2006-02-08 11:16:01
  Wow. Great story! (n/t) by VivianC2006-02-08 10:28:03
WTF Why! by Glytch782006-02-08 10:13:18
  You can buy one from any of the places by shminux2006-02-08 10:18:54
  That either says something of the helpdesk by Mr.Taco2006-02-08 10:17:54
  "degree inflation" by williamashbless2006-02-08 10:16:03
    Which means everyone just lies. by AndyA2006-02-08 10:32:22
      or that BS/BA's are now worthless. (n/t) by unjust2006-02-08 10:40:06
        Weren't they already? by AndyA2006-02-08 11:20:43
          I don't know.. by lheggland2006-02-08 15:22:50
          Can I come work for you? by frizzgrig2006-02-08 11:42:14
            I'm not a manager. by AndyA2006-02-08 11:49:48
I must be weird, by snate2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ditto. (n/t) by Phoon2006-02-08 16:18:47
  What first attracted me to my wife was by BloodyViking2006-02-08 14:07:23
  Not quite so "honorable" as some... by chanceslost2006-02-08 13:57:14
    I have the (mis?)fortune by Feng_Li2006-02-08 14:08:27
  I'm wierd as well. by Feng_Li2006-02-08 13:18:47
    Same. Although different gender. (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 13:21:15
  I'm more of a complete package by frizzgrig2006-02-08 11:46:14
  Legs will get my attention by DesertRat662006-02-08 11:21:24
  I am face and mind... by defdood2006-02-08 11:09:30
  o.O by fitzso2006-02-08 10:57:05
    Hey, that's what my eyes look like! by Spud312006-02-08 11:08:10
      My right eye is smaller than my left by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 11:21:35
        My pupils are uneven. by Spud312006-02-08 11:24:35
      mine too by fitzso2006-02-08 11:12:22
        Same here. by Spud312006-02-08 11:14:02
          LOL by fitzso2006-02-08 11:15:26
            da-gimp takes his food pretty seriously. by Spud312006-02-08 11:21:03
              I don't know with NemoHac by fitzso2006-02-08 11:23:29
  Not weird, enlightened maybe? by boink2006-02-08 10:47:16
    Definitely something about that by ixeian2006-02-08 10:57:09
    <Deleted><Deleted>2006-02-08 10:52:06
      Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2006-02-08 10:52:21
      Gah! MODS, sorry for the doublepost. (n/t) by snate2006-02-08 10:50:50
    O.o (n/t) by snate2006-02-08 10:49:36
  Face and hair by yazdi2006-02-08 10:46:58
    for me too by fitzso2006-02-08 11:01:56
  The face. by Peace_man2006-02-08 10:44:18
    Hehe, pretty much the same here by ixeian2006-02-08 10:48:44
  Face here. by krikkert2006-02-08 10:41:48
    {{krikkert}} by stephystar2006-02-08 10:46:24
      I don't know. by krikkert2006-02-08 13:32:33
  I have no idea what I go for. by LeoHyuuga2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Well, that's simple by stephystar2006-02-08 10:35:13
      Eye candy? Hmm... Smile, I guess. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 10:52:55
  That's not weird by stephystar2006-02-08 10:11:29
    No. It's not your best feature. Sorry. by dire_lobo2006-02-08 10:17:56
      Awww, thank you! {{dire lobo}} by stephystar2006-02-08 10:20:28
    what you think and what guys think are by shminux2006-02-08 10:13:55
      :-P by stephystar2006-02-08 10:17:50
        how to post? photobucket or flickr by shminux2006-02-08 10:25:20
          Thank you! by stephystar2006-02-08 10:31:57
            krikkert will like that. by Spud312006-02-08 10:43:56
              You sound like you know this from by da-gimp2006-02-08 10:55:52
                Me?!? by Spud312006-02-08 11:09:26
                  *cough* by da-gimp2006-02-08 11:42:42
                    Oh, quiet. (n/t) by Spud312006-02-08 12:04:01
                I don't know where that comes from by fitzso2006-02-08 10:59:47
                  fitzso's a GIRL!?!?! by dire_lobo2006-02-08 11:16:48
                    that motorbike by fitzso2006-02-08 11:24:51
                  I like your pics! by stephystar2006-02-08 11:02:37
                    I miss my grandpa by fitzso2006-02-08 11:04:03
Quote that is applicable to a discusion on monday: by AndyA2006-02-08 09:55:53
  Oh and BTW George Deutsch has quit. by AndyA2006-02-08 10:25:03
    The journalism degree He apparently Didn't Have? by BloodyViking2006-02-08 11:29:39
      Phil Plait has a post about it by Spiff2006-11-19 12:55:59
    There *is* some justice in the cosmos. (n/t) by williamashbless2006-02-08 10:38:09
      I can just see the headlines... by Tomo2006-02-08 11:02:51
  bloodlessly brilliant! (I'm nonviolent and all tha by dire_lobo2006-02-08 10:10:56
  Here's a link for those who are interested. :-) by Mr.Taco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Love it! :-D by Mr.Taco2006-02-08 10:05:30
  Bloody brilliant. I'm a-gonna use that. (n/t) by williamashbless2006-02-08 10:03:05
ATTN: Chanceslost! by niwikki2006-02-08 09:55:18
  Sent. by chanceslost2006-02-08 10:04:19
    Received and replied. :) (n/t) by niwikki2006-02-08 10:16:11
Well now i know why he isn't leaving me by Rogue19712006-02-08 09:54:41
  I thought you were already cursed? by VivianC2006-02-08 11:31:08
  Leave! he's wacko (this is not a medical opinion) by hieraco2006-02-08 10:59:27
    Only one? (n/t) by fitzso2006-02-08 11:09:27
  Rogue, seriously, and I say this to guard your by hadji2006-02-08 10:31:19
    Alas, that's probably good advice by jdelphiki2006-02-08 11:03:34
    If you need to talk to someone about it over IM by yazdi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Is he the superstitous type or what? by Mr.Taco2006-02-08 10:00:33
    I second the story by fitzso2006-02-08 10:35:24
  {{{ Rogue1971 }}} by Iarann2006-02-08 09:56:29
UFie Ordnance Corner by Ordnance_Corner2006-02-08 09:49:58
  Playing with a digital camera I've borrowed. by Corvus_One2006-11-19 12:55:59
    My guess [SPOILERS] by McNutcase2006-02-08 12:55:16
      Only half a cookie. [SPOILER] by Corvus_One2006-02-08 13:07:52
        Doh. That'll teach me to overthink. by McNutcase2006-02-08 13:15:57
          Nope. No half a cookie for you. by Corvus_One2006-02-08 13:22:38
            Hint by Corvus_One2006-02-08 13:41:43
              6.5mm sweedish? by scragman2006-02-08 13:48:48
                Beat you by 2 minutes by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                  *Hangs head in shame* by Corvus_One2006-02-08 14:33:21
                    Scragman still wins by DesertRat662006-02-08 14:40:17
                Ding! We have a winner! by Corvus_One2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  cool by scragman2006-02-08 13:54:22
            My guess: by Feng_Li2006-02-08 13:27:00
            How about by VivianC2006-02-08 13:26:39
              Looks like... by VivianC2006-02-08 13:28:14
              Nope. Can't be that. by McNutcase2006-02-08 13:28:07
                German weapon. Yes and no. (n/t) by Corvus_One2006-02-08 13:31:24
                  Well, let me see... by McNutcase2006-02-08 13:34:11
                    One other possibility I can think of by DesertRat662006-02-08 13:46:24
                      He's stated a German weapon. by McNutcase2006-02-08 13:47:48
                        Swedish Mauser by DesertRat662006-02-08 14:24:56
                          In the end of the '90s the Swedish by Corvus_One2006-02-08 14:38:05
                            You should see the one my friend got by DesertRat662006-02-08 14:42:39
                              A 1000 rifles, wow. by Corvus_One2006-02-08 15:01:23
              The "R" stands for "rimmed." by Feng_Li2006-02-08 13:27:42
            Hmm by DesertRat662006-02-08 13:25:26
  Hmm - I applaud the action, but Rule 4 was broken: by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
    A cow-orker knows the family of the shooter by DesertRat662006-02-08 12:29:50
  what one has to believe to believe in gun control by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    thank you for the link, been looking for that (n/t) by rogol2006-02-08 21:01:46
  New Butt by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Nice butt!! by jdelphiki2006-02-08 11:07:55
    Drat. Not Friday yet. (n/t) by VivianC2006-02-08 10:58:50
  Something New From Rock River Arms This Way Comes by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    oooooooh... by scragman2006-02-08 10:03:13
  10 year-old huntress bags two deer with one shot by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Perhaps not. by tallastro2006-02-08 10:08:32
      My .243 goes clean through much of the time by classic_jon2006-02-08 10:38:11
        Through and Through is actually a good thing by DesertRat662006-02-08 10:49:32
          Yep, I didn't know that till afterawards and by classic_jon2006-02-08 11:06:05
            I have yet to have to chase anything by DesertRat662006-02-08 11:14:04
              Yep, the round used makes all the difference :) (n/t) by classic_jon2006-02-08 11:49:28
          I used to use 180gr soft points by lheggland2006-02-08 10:56:06
            I use 165gr BTSP in my 06 by DesertRat662006-02-08 11:02:53
      Fairly powerful but not flat shooting by DesertRat662006-02-08 10:22:48
      It isn't, but by lheggland2006-02-08 10:17:24
  What is a Battle Rifle? What is an Assault Rifle? by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Battle Rifle= AR built to US army specs. by OsteSpiser2006-02-08 14:53:37
      For the battlefield envisioned... by lheggland2006-02-08 15:06:04
        I'm a long range shooter by DesertRat662006-02-08 20:51:05
      Nope by DesertRat662006-02-08 14:57:33
        I am referring to the useless by OsteSpiser2006-02-08 16:01:14
          Umm... by DesertRat662006-02-08 20:49:36
    uhm.. I'm guessing that they're ... guns? by dire_lobo2006-02-08 10:07:07
Hey Bonzo by Fandango2006-11-19 12:55:59
I'm pretty proud of my wife right now. by ChuckAB2006-02-08 09:46:27
  I take it she is not usualy so technology savvy? (n/t) by Rogue19712006-02-08 09:56:21
    She's getting better. Once she's taught something by ChuckAB2006-02-08 11:22:58
      Better than me, even. by chanceslost2006-02-08 11:32:35
  Could you train my wife to do that? (n/t) by j1greene2006-02-08 09:53:33
  \o/ (n/t) by williamashbless2006-02-08 09:53:09
California man shot by cop for following orders? by quilting_kitty2006-11-19 12:55:59
  One of the more frightening portions of this by Peace_man2006-02-08 10:21:25
    Don't be silly. by VivianC2006-02-08 10:57:09
      It's not that there is a warrant. by Peace_man2006-02-08 11:56:16
        But... by VivianC2006-02-08 13:15:33
    They're not really covering anything up though, by quilting_kitty2006-02-08 10:31:27
      Renewal of Green Card by VivianC2006-02-08 11:04:47
      Most likely they aren't covering anything up by Peace_man2006-02-08 10:42:19
        Great example by VivianC2006-02-08 11:15:07
  and, of course, the most appropriate response... by niwikki2006-02-08 09:58:48
    I wish I could say I was surprised... by dire_lobo2006-02-08 10:02:41
  Been watching for a couple weeks... by VivianC2006-02-08 09:43:30
  I saw the video the other day by Kickstart2006-02-08 09:41:35
I love potstickers by harold2006-02-08 09:19:16
  Wow, my most successful TLP ever. (n/t) by harold2006-02-08 13:47:27
  Gotta ask: What the heck are potstickers? by hieraco2006-02-08 09:23:40
    Tasty, that's what! by harold2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yum but where can I buy 1 egg? by hieraco2006-02-08 10:42:42
        Just sextuple the batch by harold2006-02-08 10:53:29
      Dumplings?!?! Nah, they're Asian by dire_lobo2006-02-08 09:53:23
      Why the name potstickers?? by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 09:41:40
        Cna't we just get rid of this cult of no personal by dire_lobo2006-02-08 09:59:09
          LOL by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 10:01:26
            Yeah, I figured it was kind of a reach, but by dire_lobo2006-02-08 10:04:39
        From what I understand from a Chinese friend by classic_jon2006-02-08 09:50:41
          Okay. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 09:53:53
            You *know* what it has to do with... by Illiad2006-02-08 10:06:01
              Is that related to fortune cookies as well?? ;-D by classic_jon2006-02-08 10:21:32
                grammar is fine. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 10:26:18
                  Thanks :) by classic_jon2006-02-08 10:41:01
                    Keine Ursache by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 10:57:28
                      My Deutsche is rusty but I always heard it by classic_jon2006-02-08 11:11:31
                        eh, I thought you spoke German. :P by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 11:20:16
                          "nichts zu danken" is completely correct. (n/t) by Feng_Li2006-02-08 13:13:46
                            would that translate as "no thanks necessary"? by classic_jon2006-02-08 13:47:00
                              Pretty close. by Feng_Li2006-02-08 14:13:40
                            Danke :P (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 13:22:09
                              Ditto ;-D (n/t) by classic_jon2006-02-08 13:24:56
                          the last time I had a german class was in 1988 by classic_jon2006-02-08 11:29:24
                            I was 5 then... hmm... by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 11:34:33
                              Pulls out Cane and beats young whipersnapper :) (n/t) by classic_jon2006-02-08 11:57:33
                                You oughta try that in real life. by LeoHyuuga2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                I might surprise you in the beginner and over 200 by classic_jon2006-02-08 12:32:06
                                Dear classic Jon (George Brock Student) by glashemin2007-01-12 15:08:24
                                Chen taiji is not the only combat-oriented taiji by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 12:45:07
                                In my own research I picked up some books by classic_jon2006-02-08 13:21:40
                                Taiji is the least explosive of the big 3 internal by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 13:24:33
                                Ahh...(lightbulb) I do have a book on "Hsing-I" by classic_jon2006-02-08 13:44:10
                                Check out this site by LeoHyuuga2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                I can understand that, It took me a while to by classic_jon2006-02-08 15:11:35
                                My ex-shifu (master) is turning 91 this year. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 21:59:40
              It's a special breed of Chinese... by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 10:11:02
        I've wondered myself. by VivianC2006-02-08 09:46:58
          *buuurrrp* Costco pot stickers... lotsa cabbage... by dire_lobo2006-02-08 09:56:53
          Siew Mai is basically just pork dumplings. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 09:49:30
        Because that's the name I was taught (n/t) by harold2006-02-08 09:44:44
          still weird :P (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 09:46:02
      funny... by todAnthony2006-02-08 09:36:50
      That name is very missleading, no pot in them by defect2006-02-08 09:36:33
        It's more dissapointing when they stand up by snerk2006-02-08 09:43:05
        Well, you can make them in a pot by harold2006-02-08 09:40:31
          They kind of can if you use too little water :) (n/t) by williamashbless2006-02-08 09:41:08
  Yummy! (n/t) by VivianC2006-02-08 09:22:11
Holocaust Cartoons (continued) by hekatombe2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not true! by Mr.Taco2006-02-08 09:54:09
    That's interesting. To bad they don't intend to by shorty822006-02-08 10:15:16
      Eh.... by Mr.Taco2006-02-08 10:22:13
    Ahem...oops. Bad linky. by Mr.Taco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Too bad.... (n/t) by hekatombe2006-02-08 09:58:19
  Why should they? by Mr.Taco2006-02-08 09:28:16
    Totally defuses the Iranian argument, doesn't it? by Nashville2006-02-08 09:56:06
    the only reason: it will boost sales (n/t) by voxwoman2006-02-08 09:34:04
      Don't think so.... by hekatombe2006-02-08 09:43:21
        Experience from filming training: by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 09:45:26
          Heh. I was wondering how long it would take by voxwoman2006-02-08 09:52:20
            Only noticed it once there was a reply. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 09:55:38
            More LART! by Mr.Taco2006-02-08 09:55:23
              Lunch break trumps LART, lay off. If she's posting by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 09:58:53
                Sorry. by Mr.Taco2006-02-08 10:04:05
Smoke alert in the machine room... by Qcumber-some2006-02-08 09:13:05
  Check the bearings/motor in the air handling units by dire_lobo2006-02-08 09:41:31
    i thought things had changed from halon by unjust2006-02-08 10:56:43
      In the UK I think it has. by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    What happened in the end? by shorty822006-02-08 09:46:35
      Curious eh? hmmm... should I say or not... by dire_lobo2006-02-08 10:15:42
  First cold day in a while? by Nashville2006-02-08 09:40:23
  Check the closest coffee pots by tompaine2006-02-08 09:16:10
    Doesn't even need an air intake to spread. by kahuana2006-02-08 09:18:09
  I've had UPS's give off some odd smells (n/t) by isaac13572006-02-08 09:15:45
  you might be having a stroke (n/t) by defect2006-02-08 09:14:52
Fear Me!! by Tomo2006-02-08 09:00:04
  And you will call my mom? :) (n/t) by rorajoey2006-02-08 11:08:45
  Couldn't be "The Love Boat" 'cos Issac'd never by kahuana2006-02-08 09:10:59
    Ummmmmm ;) (n/t) by isaac13572006-02-08 09:16:27
  *fears Tomo* by stephystar2006-02-08 09:09:11
    Removing all personal and company details: by Tomo2006-02-08 09:28:52
Heh...monk-e-mail :) by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That text to speech is VERY good. by williamashbless2006-02-08 09:13:30
    I wish speech-to-text was that good (n/t) by Kickstart2006-02-08 09:23:30
      I'm guessing text parsing is easier than audio. :) (n/t) by williamashbless2006-02-08 09:34:50
  Man leaves abusive wife for life in monastery. by kahuana2006-02-08 09:05:54
  What I created (mails from the site are slow) by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Puppies! by lucidpsyche2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Awwwwwww - too cute by hieraco2006-02-08 09:18:09
  1, 2, 3... by wolfhound6682006-02-08 09:10:14
automotive ufies. water pump repair? by unjust2006-02-08 08:50:58
  Just Spent by todAnthony2006-02-08 09:51:49
  I see the pumps range from $35-75, depending on.. by ihavebigpiranha2006-02-08 09:38:51
  Depends on the car by Kickstart2006-02-08 09:25:17
    ah. could be. by unjust2006-02-08 09:30:17
  Seems very steep.. esp since water pumps are... by isaac13572006-02-08 09:20:30
    no +/- the only thing hard to work on on a by unjust2006-02-08 09:29:36
  I'm not sure. by harold2006-02-08 09:13:27
  Is that parts and labour? IIRC the water pump for by techi8702006-02-08 09:08:05
    parts and labour. by unjust2006-02-08 09:10:22
Nine years ago today... by VivianC2006-02-08 08:26:15
  Bravo! by Ravenlock2006-02-08 18:23:18
  I'm so sorry... by LSU_Frodin2006-02-08 10:37:10
  No wonder it's snowing today. by wolfhound6682006-02-08 09:11:34
  Cagrats, and may your bond last many more years! ( (n/t) by McNutcase2006-02-08 08:52:50
    bah... CONgrats! :) (n/t) by McNutcase2006-02-08 09:03:25
  Very cool... and nice of you to acknowledge it her by dire_lobo2006-02-08 08:49:51
  Happy Aniversary! (n/t) by classic_jon2006-02-08 08:43:37
  Conga by DesertRat662006-02-08 08:42:01
  Congratulations! (n/t) by Iarann2006-02-08 08:31:51
  Congrats!!!! (n/t) by merlin2006-02-08 08:27:14
Silly SciSSorS, what are you posting on yesterdays by SciSSorS2006-02-08 08:23:00
Select all; report spam. (n/t) by ihope1272006-02-08 08:08:40
So, apparently I'm "too confident" to hire. by carthax2006-02-08 08:01:56
  Company culture plays a part. by esbita2006-02-08 09:48:37
  Please don't take this wrong... by dire_lobo2006-02-08 09:28:30
    Oh, another thing, too. by stephystar2006-02-08 09:49:35
      Always, ALWAYS be nice to the secretary. by Martyny2006-02-08 10:06:54
        Yep! by stephystar2006-02-08 10:14:14
    Not taking it wrong, I assure you. :-) by carthax2006-02-08 09:41:04
      You're a good man! by dire_lobo2006-02-08 09:50:41
  I see a pattern though... by Mr.Taco2006-02-08 09:20:54
  One time I interviewed at a company... by wolfhound6682006-02-08 09:17:52
  I had one recently that confused me... by isaac13572006-02-08 09:13:54
    You were too fast by Spiff2006-02-08 09:50:01
      More likely they just needed the project done by joecrouse2006-02-08 15:47:23
  I've rejected someone for that reason by evil_andy2006-02-08 09:08:16
  Stupid. The only advantage is that by Esteis2006-02-08 08:36:31
  Yep, someone too paranoid about themselves by classic_jon2006-02-08 08:35:28
  smacks to me of by bjornseth2006-02-08 08:24:17
  Sounds like someone was worried about their job (n (n/t) by Kickstart2006-02-08 08:13:19
    so ... you didn't get the job because by Rogue19712006-02-08 08:18:16
      That seems to be about the size of it, yes. by carthax2006-02-08 08:20:58
  You're not alone by sloth_guy2006-02-08 08:08:31
    Over here that is called "overqualified", by klar_at_work2006-02-08 08:26:14
      Hey.... by sloth_guy2006-02-08 10:50:51
  ... someone's INSANE there. by McNutcase2006-02-08 08:02:55
    That was my thought, too. <n/t> by carthax2006-02-08 08:12:09
Request for good vibes and good luck. by esbita2006-02-08 07:57:08
  Good luck! (three hours late or a week early) (n/t by jmaxsohmer2006-02-08 10:09:52
  Interview set for NEXT Friday. by esbita2006-02-08 09:13:43
    Sweet deal! by VivianC2006-02-08 09:27:35
      Da. by esbita2006-02-08 09:51:13
        Remember me when you get that big corner office! ( (n/t) by VivianC2006-02-08 10:17:13
        Dag nab it... MODS! by esbita2006-02-08 09:52:03
          Actually, I believe that one is allowed... by jmaxsohmer2006-02-08 10:09:06
  But their website is NFYOSS! by Schol-R-LEA;22006-02-08 09:10:37
  Sending vibes, good luck on the wireless by SciSSorS2006-02-08 08:49:23
  *expedites large shipment of both* by dire_lobo2006-02-08 08:36:18
  Luck! (n/t) by classic_jon2006-02-08 08:36:00
  Good luck! And try not to sound too 'confident' by kahuana2006-02-08 08:25:36
  Go for it! by JimK2006-02-08 08:07:07
    But don't shuffle your notes around too loudly. by ErniePi2006-02-08 08:12:18
  Really good luck!!!! (n/t) by Spud312006-02-08 08:03:47
  Knock 'em dead! (n/t) by VivianC2006-02-08 08:01:50
    But why?! by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 08:04:49
      Must be a Chicago thing. by VivianC2006-02-08 08:20:20
        But "break a leg" is for performing (eg. dance... by lucidpsyche2006-02-08 08:59:19
          Chicago was the home of Al Capone... by esbita2006-02-08 09:11:37
            Slightly corrected... by VivianC2006-02-08 09:21:40
              Whatever. :) by esbita2006-02-08 09:50:40
  Break a Leg!!!! by Dad2TZK2006-02-08 08:01:07
  Good luck! (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 07:58:51
What time should fast food restaurants... by SnappingTurtle2006-02-08 07:32:36
  But if you come in to fast by SciSSorS2006-02-08 08:44:54
  no switching, just serve normal food all the time. by buzzin2006-02-08 08:04:33
    Agree 100%. If i go to a burger joint, i want by isaac13572006-02-08 09:24:59
  Go to a real restaurant (n/t) by tallastro2006-02-08 07:54:26
    Any but the spungebread places by SciSSorS2006-02-08 08:46:55
  Not at all by vectorz2006-02-08 07:44:53
  Ideally, shouldn't have to switch. by esbita2006-02-08 07:43:14
  All. Day. Breakfast. (n/t) by wheresthefish2006-02-08 07:42:24
    Breakfast: The 3 most important meals of the day (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2006-02-08 11:29:48
    See: Sonic by kelli2172006-02-08 10:55:12
  Lunch starts at 10, but serve breakfast until 11:3 by hieraco2006-02-08 07:35:59
  Over here, they switch at 11am (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 07:34:34
    Same here. In fact they're rather anal about it. by kahuana2006-02-08 08:21:00
      Did you order anything at all ? by SciSSorS2006-02-08 08:32:20
        I ordered from the "normal" menu. by kahuana2006-02-08 08:44:22
      s/pisbury/pilsbury/ (Freudian? naah) (n/t) by kahuana2006-02-08 08:21:43
    Sounds about right. by stephystar2006-02-08 07:39:39
    That's a good time to do it (n/t) by sstacks2006-02-08 07:35:06
      Usually. One store's "breakfast" starts at 10:30 ( (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 07:36:46
  Between breakfast time and lunch time. (n/t) by TheCatMan2006-02-08 07:34:10
I NEED this stuff! by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Regarding the IR missile jammer... by wheresthefish2006-02-08 07:55:46
    Solid State versus pyrotechnics. by vetitice2006-02-08 09:41:28
    IR jammers are not a new concept. by lheggland2006-02-08 08:40:18
      Then how by wheresthefish2006-02-08 09:00:38
        Optical Tracking (n/t) by lheggland2006-02-08 09:45:28
      You do if you're trying to blind the seeker... by McNutcase2006-02-08 08:42:23
    Besides that modern missiles use UV shadow as well (n/t) by vectorz2006-02-08 08:28:34
    I didn't get that far. by McNutcase2006-02-08 08:00:05
      Exploding ink Oooohhhhhh </homer> by hieraco2006-02-08 08:22:07
  Too bad I no longer work plotters on a daily basis (n/t) by theanomaly2006-02-08 07:40:04
    Plotter printers or terrorist plotters? (n/t) by VivianC2006-02-08 08:21:55
  Oh YES!!!!!!!!111!!!eleven!!!! by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
A prayer for my country... by tesla_koil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  well, the norm coleman bit doesn't surprise me (n/ (n/t) by unjust2006-02-08 07:46:26
    That's funny. by VivianC2006-02-08 08:09:37
      i said no such thing. by unjust2006-02-08 08:42:23
        Sorry. I just remembered where you live. by VivianC2006-02-08 08:44:06
          thanks. although to be perfectly honest by unjust2006-02-08 09:18:13
  I'll pray certainly, but... by AshyRaine2006-02-08 07:41:25
  Interesting names in that story by DesertRat662006-02-08 07:33:53
  Honest people don't make it in Washington by VivianC2006-02-08 07:29:23
    The sad part of that is that if the people would by classic_jon2006-02-08 07:43:33
      The trouble with term limits by Tomo2006-02-08 07:47:56
        12 years tops for both sides of congress by classic_jon2006-02-08 08:06:03
        But term limits also address... by esbita2006-02-08 08:02:54
          I will second the Retirement benifits totally! by classic_jon2006-02-08 08:27:43
            Reason and Government don't mix. by esbita2006-02-08 09:41:25
              Agreed, if they had to deal with SS like everyone by classic_jon2006-02-08 09:59:27
  Run for office! by SnappingTurtle2006-02-08 07:20:58
    I have been told that before by tesla_koil2006-02-08 07:25:19
I'll have a coffee and muhomadan by hieraco2006-02-08 07:06:36
  What about.. by Village Idiot2006-02-08 08:57:04
    More food - Hamburger ---> Salsibury Steak by hieraco2006-02-08 17:43:37
  I guess the croissant will be next. by kahuana2006-02-08 08:23:56
    Americans have already ruined that word. by rorajoey2006-02-08 11:12:19
  The sad thing is that people think that by Bastetsmuse2006-02-08 07:15:12
    Hey, who left the Fred pot empty again? by sysangel2006-02-08 08:35:44
  Is it just me, or is the world just going by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 07:08:19
    I think it has been for a while. by esbita2006-02-08 11:31:28
    I still stand by this statement. by Corvus_One2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It isnt just you. by Astro-g2006-02-08 07:10:49
  but do they still TASTE the same? (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2006-02-08 07:07:15
    Nope, now they taste holy! by hieraco2006-02-08 07:19:14
      Yes, donuts do taste hole-y by SciSSorS2006-02-08 07:37:01
        Bilese (sp?) in Central America did. Used to be by NDwight2006-02-08 07:41:34
          Belize? (n/t) by hobbs2006-02-08 08:28:02
        If you mean the British, by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 07:39:59
From the INBOX by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Most significant statement in that article... by Nashville2006-02-08 09:31:07
    If you don't like it, we'll put a cap in your OS ( (n/t) by jdelphiki2006-02-08 11:12:32
    Of course! by Peace_man2006-02-08 10:53:56
  I would not trust M$ to provide my AV services by classic_jon2006-02-08 07:55:59
  Best windows AV by the ribena kid2006-02-08 07:13:41
    so... autocad is a virus? (n/t) by unjust2006-02-08 07:48:14
      YES! AutoCRUD is a virus, zombie, worm, spyware, by sysangel2006-02-08 08:27:54
        proe is fine, by unjust2006-02-08 08:45:43
          Ran it on HP-UX by HistoryCrusader2006-02-08 09:38:33
            what version of proe? by unjust2006-02-08 10:38:33
    Won't work. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 07:14:38
      So, use your computer to work by sysangel2006-02-08 08:28:33
        I have an XBox and a PS2. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 08:38:29
        But Xboxes don't run windows ...right? (ducks) (n/t) by classic_jon2006-02-08 08:37:09
  I wouldn't trust either one... *shudder* by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 07:04:00
    mcafee has its own issues by Astro-g2006-02-08 07:09:11
      I don't use IE. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 07:11:10
    NAV doesn't play nice with a great many programs by Tomo2006-02-08 07:08:07
      Yeah, my mom recommended me to use that by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 07:09:30
  Dang, does that mean I have to actualy by hieraco2006-02-08 06:56:09
Munich UFies, Hear Ye! by JimK2006-02-08 06:39:33
  cool, another meet opportunity by chaotic2006-02-08 07:20:22
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
Conductive hearing loss! Yay! by ihope1272006-02-08 06:15:27
  super soaker and ear candles. by unjust2006-02-08 07:48:52
    There are better, safer, treatments. (n/t) by Kickstart2006-02-08 08:14:18
      well, yes, but who has time for a babel fish? (n/t by unjust2006-02-08 08:46:12
  Didn't we address this issue last week? by hieraco2006-02-08 06:54:32
    Maybe he didn't hear us? <grin> (n/t) by Iarann2006-02-08 07:28:58
  You can get your ear flushed out by a doctor/nurse by romandas2006-02-08 06:26:39
    There are ear wax removal drops, too by Concept2006-02-08 06:29:37
      debrox or similar works quite well by jayfarm2006-02-08 07:35:01
      Ear wax removal drops? Like oil, you mean? (n/t) by ihope1272006-02-08 06:31:48
        Nope, it's not oil by Kickstart2006-02-08 08:17:03
        even warm wather should be enough (n/t) by Astro-g2006-02-08 06:32:43
          Hmm. /me takes a shower (n/t) by ihope1272006-02-08 06:38:32
I have come to the conclusion by wheresthefish2006-02-08 06:14:17
  Darn it, I don't have that. by Tomo2006-02-08 07:02:26
    42. by wheresthefish2006-02-08 07:41:25
      Ah, I have "Greatest Hits" (n/t) by Tomo2006-02-08 07:42:51
Aww darn it - I only just looked at the comic! by Tomo2006-02-08 05:57:13
  Comic? Where? (n/t) by hadji2006-02-08 07:22:07
Attn: wwill - Re: Wisdom of the old by jdelphiki2006-11-19 12:55:59
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
What happens when you run a hotdog through a saw? by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hitting home by todAnthony2006-02-08 09:33:25
    My dad lost his index finger... by jdelphiki2006-02-08 11:16:07
  I saw (no pun intended) a couple of years ago by cristobal2006-02-08 05:49:42
    It almost is, actually. by Tomo2006-02-08 05:55:15
    And the manufacturers should replace... by jdelphiki2006-02-08 05:53:33
  You get Cary Elwes hobbling out... by jdelphiki2006-02-08 05:46:00
  How does that work? by JimK2006-02-08 05:30:37
    Acme Hotdog-n-Finger Detector by SnappingTurtle2006-02-08 06:30:05
      Ah, that's what it is. by JimK2006-02-08 06:40:15
    Capacitance by Tomo2006-02-08 05:37:15
      Incidentally, the same technique has been used for by Tomo2006-02-08 05:41:09
        Though if you have very dry skin, it can be a bit by Concept2006-02-08 05:49:23
    it changes the capacitance of the saw-blade by Astro-g2006-02-08 05:36:18
6yr old sex offender? by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Brockton isn't exactly known for having the by FenderSRV22006-02-08 10:02:01
  This Liberal PC stuff is getting old. by lheggland2006-02-08 07:27:53
    Are you sure? by Concept2006-02-08 08:06:24
      i chat all thte time with right wing friends by unjust2006-02-08 09:08:42
      I love fighting with my Liberal friends. by lheggland2006-02-08 08:16:22
        Fair enough. :) by Concept2006-02-08 08:19:02
    it's not liberal pc stuff, it's offensensentivity by unjust2006-02-08 08:03:29
      Agreed. by lheggland2006-02-08 08:22:34
        i almost converted a moron to buddhism by unjust2006-02-08 08:47:39
          ... I really hope that was a typo. (n/t) by niwikki2006-02-08 08:54:25
            oh my. yes it was. although... by unjust2006-02-08 09:01:48
              Actually by stephystar2006-02-08 09:21:06
                that's not true of mormons. by niwikki2006-02-08 09:48:25
                  i do. by unjust2006-02-08 10:32:45
                  I didn't know that. by stephystar2006-02-08 10:04:57
                    that's silly. by niwikki2006-02-08 10:25:07
                      All I know is what I was told by stephystar2006-02-08 10:55:09
                        actually, it's difficult to go out and buy one... by niwikki2006-02-08 13:36:05
                      i've heard that as well. by unjust2006-02-08 10:37:16
                        That's so odd... by niwikki2006-02-08 10:40:31
                fanatics are rarely secure in their faith by unjust2006-02-08 09:23:00
                  *shrugs* by stephystar2006-02-08 09:26:49
                    convinced of her faith != secure in it by unjust2006-02-08 09:46:31
                      Maybe we're thinking about different things? by stephystar2006-02-08 10:01:24
                        keep in mind i said rarely, not never. (n/t) by unjust2006-02-08 10:18:50
              But without the cigar by afterburner2006-02-08 09:14:01
                man do i get that alot. by unjust2006-02-08 09:20:32
                Jesus in a Dayglo Kilt by plblark2006-02-08 09:18:30
                  hey if jesus didn't wear pants neither should you (n/t) by unjust2006-02-08 09:21:34
                    but . . . but . . . by stephystar2006-02-08 10:13:00
  Man, and I thought *my* country was restricted. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 06:35:14
  Overly harsh, but punishment was appropriate by SnappingTurtle2006-02-08 06:09:55
    Um, read the article again by ixeian2006-02-08 06:39:25
      Um, read the article again yourself by SnappingTurtle2006-02-08 06:54:33
        Then we're reading with different glasses by ixeian2006-02-08 07:52:41
        As nearly as I can tell by hyzenthlay2006-02-08 07:30:58
        I don't hink she disagrees that her son did by Martyny2006-02-08 06:56:36
    Read a bit further down by darthludi2006-02-08 06:23:17
  *picks up jaw from floor* by Rogue19712006-02-08 05:58:21
    Sounds like the training we suffered on the ship by Tomo2006-02-08 06:59:31
    Not doomed by darthludi2006-02-08 06:08:35
      Never hit send too fast by darthludi2006-02-08 06:10:07
    tsk, well, if that's the case by stephystar2006-02-08 06:06:19
      *pulls stephystar's pony tail* (n/t) by krikkert2006-02-08 06:44:21
        *gasps* by stephystar2006-02-08 06:51:17
          I'm going to sue you for sexual harrassment! by Martyny2006-02-08 06:52:47
            I don't think krikkert would by stephystar2006-02-08 06:55:34
              *is happy* (n/t) by Martyny2006-02-08 06:57:19
      And if a geek can't get a date, can he by Concept2006-02-08 06:14:39
        I would support that ;) (n/t) by darthludi2006-02-08 06:24:03
  It boggles the mind by stephystar2006-02-08 05:30:00
    What's worse... by jdelphiki2006-02-08 05:43:32
  Yeesh... by Feng_Li2006-02-08 05:24:58
    We seem to be by Havoc2006-02-08 05:28:13
      <insert Zero-Growth conspiracy theory here> (n/t) by Concept2006-02-08 05:54:43
OK, today is a crunch day by voxwoman2006-02-08 05:06:37
  *aims orbital LART platform and sets to Auto* by firehawk2006-02-08 06:49:06
  /me LARTs by jmaxsohmer2006-02-08 05:14:26
  LART's as requested by defect2006-02-08 05:08:35
  LART by smiler_as2006-02-08 05:07:52
- - - ThE FuNnY FaRm - - - by Mr.Taco2006-02-08 05:02:12
  paradox? by Silent Bob2006-02-08 10:46:52
  we call them buildings, but their already built ( (n/t) by tesla_koil2006-02-08 06:50:47
  We drive on a parkway and park on a driveway by isaac13572006-02-08 06:23:17
    The M25 - World's Biggest Carpark (n/t) by Tomo2006-02-08 07:00:55
  and thats why by beliar2006-02-08 05:31:32
    heh-heh by manxmania2006-02-08 05:50:11
  Throw in US/UK/AU differences by Feng_Li2006-02-08 05:17:25
    I love thongs. :-p by chanceslost2006-02-08 09:50:48
Invoke: Firefox Gurus by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Could it be due to your character encoding? by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 04:09:58
    Yep, that fixed it. by Feng_Li2006-02-08 04:17:19
Contacting the mods? by JimK2006-02-08 03:52:17
  activemods here. by McNutcase2006-02-08 03:55:59
  how about shouting mods in here? (n/t) by klar_at_work2006-02-08 03:54:47
    It's about a possible post, by JimK2006-02-08 03:57:43
      Just use the ID9K as a buffer before posting by hieraco2006-02-08 04:42:31
Attn: voxwoman by LeoHyuuga2006-11-19 12:55:59
  recurring snake dreams by voxwoman2006-02-08 04:37:40
    Ex post facto LART! by jdelphiki2006-11-19 12:55:59
What's the UF@W:ET server IP address? by kyl1912006-02-08 03:13:41
  wolfet.pyroteknix.net (n/t) by krikkert2006-02-08 03:23:35
    Altho Parastra's might be closer to .sg. by klar_at_work2006-11-19 12:55:59
How do I open a Linksys case? by themadkansan2006-02-08 03:08:32
  IIRC there are no screws. by kahuana2006-02-08 08:28:35
  30 Pound Sledge Hammer. (n/t) by sir lox elroy2006-02-08 06:32:16
  Level 100 Open spell. by jmaxsohmer2006-02-08 04:14:16
    *woosh* by themadkansan2006-02-08 04:15:29
  This page.. by ProphetV2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There are usually screws under the feet. by Tomo2006-02-08 03:51:59
    nopenopenope. by themadkansan2006-02-08 03:57:52
      Wery Stwange. by Tomo2006-02-08 04:35:34
        "ickle"? - any relation to Urkel? (n/t) by ChuckAB2006-02-08 06:57:47
          ickle == small and cute. by Tomo2006-02-08 07:03:12
            small and annoying? (n/t) by kahuana2006-02-08 08:30:43
  Oi Vey, the thing is a bloody puzzle-box... (n/t) by themadkansan2006-02-08 03:21:46
    puzzle-box? Like in the movie? by Havoc2006-02-08 06:01:33
    aha! by themadkansan2006-02-08 03:32:31
  screwdriver, small hammer? by Electric Storm2006-02-08 03:17:18
  Drop it or drop something on it. by ErniePi2006-02-08 03:16:35
  Crowbar. (n/t) by krikkert2006-02-08 03:12:02
    ...Aaaaaaaaand the peanut gallery pipes up. by themadkansan2006-02-08 03:15:55
      I *was* going to say "Panzerfaust". (n/t) by krikkert2006-02-08 03:18:20
        Ugh Gronk. by themadkansan2006-02-08 03:22:33
Oh yeah - they have comics here **reads** (n/t) by NemoHac2006-02-08 03:08:26
The UF Toolbox daily reminder by UF Toolbox2006-11-19 12:55:59
Where can I get Google World Domination invites? by IByte2006-02-08 02:52:14
  Most likely you will be volunteered as a minion. by ttlogic2006-02-08 03:04:18
    Only while it is in beta. by Didactylos2006-02-08 03:13:35
      Poor, poor McNutcase. :( (n/t) by klar_at_work2006-02-08 04:00:34
I hate insomnia by Freakazoid2006-02-08 02:44:09
  I never get insomnia.. by Village Idiot2006-02-08 09:06:34
  Insomni-omni-omni-omni-omniaaaaa! by Concept2006-02-08 06:30:59
  Hey dude! check your email.... by Electric Storm2006-02-08 02:52:31
    got it and replied by Freakazoid2006-02-08 02:56:44
Help! by Arivia2006-02-08 02:41:30
  I used to use one as a 7th-inning stretch by wwill2006-02-08 07:38:15
    Done. What happens now? :-) (n/t) by Feng_Li2006-02-08 07:47:53
      You peel your ears off getting loose.... (n/t) by wwill2006-02-08 14:03:52
  Bring in an actual icebreaker... by firehawk2006-02-08 06:55:59
    I was thinking you should give everyone candles. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 07:12:38
  Every HR-type event I attend... by wolfhound6682006-02-08 05:25:11
    "Hi, I'm Tomo and I'm an alcoholic" by Tomo2006-02-08 05:42:29
  If you need an icebreaker activity by volg2006-02-08 02:59:30
    Oo..nice, thanks. (n/t) by Arivia2006-02-08 03:01:44
      oh and if by volg2006-02-08 03:29:15
        a nice accessory by todAnthony2006-02-08 08:21:35
  do you know the names of the people? by bjornseth2006-02-08 02:49:31
  Put everyone out of their misery. by Feng_Li2006-02-08 02:43:55
    So do I... by Arivia2006-02-08 02:45:23
      This is what a sword is for. by McNutcase2006-02-08 02:47:28
        My head is in HR drone mode. by Arivia2006-02-08 02:48:38
Techie Q - directory listing by bjornseth2006-02-08 02:32:11
  install cygwin by volg2006-02-08 03:16:05
    bit late on the draw there by Freakazoid2006-02-08 11:23:10
  Lesse, start off with mkfs... :) (n/t) by imperito2006-02-08 03:03:38
  dir /s/b (n/t) by anymouse2006-02-08 03:02:35
    okay no size... by anymouse2006-02-08 03:13:40
      SOLVED: "for /R %t in (*) do echo %~t %~zt" by anymouse2006-02-08 03:18:07
        I'm impressed by bjornseth2006-02-08 04:04:22
  if it's no problem under linux by Freakazoid2006-02-08 02:47:18
    hmm by bjornseth2006-02-08 02:50:06
      Don't forget future timesaving by ToLazyToThink2006-02-08 02:55:35
      cygwin will be mostly waiting by Freakazoid2006-02-08 02:53:21
  Well.. by krikkert2006-02-08 02:38:52
  dir /s by ToLazyToThink2006-02-08 02:37:31
    Trouble is... by bjornseth2006-02-08 02:39:58
      Yep, if you want the path, by krikkert2006-02-08 02:41:32
        Dagnammit by bjornseth2006-02-08 02:42:53
My poor kitty... by Illiad2006-02-08 02:15:32
  {{{Illiad and Pixie}}} (n/t) by snate2006-02-09 21:49:16
  Best wishes for your kitty (n/t) by techrealm2006-02-08 18:47:20
  {{{Illiad}}} {Pixie} by TheCatMan2006-02-08 15:43:04
  {{{{{Illiad and Pixie}}}}} by notdeadyet2006-02-08 12:25:56
  Poor kitty. :( by esbita2006-02-08 10:56:09
  {{{Illifamily & Illipet}}} 19 ~ 90? by Rolls2006-02-08 10:34:57
  *keeping a good thought for Pixie* by Nea2006-02-08 09:15:53
  {{{Illiad & Illicat}}} (n/t) by Bellator2006-02-08 08:18:05
  oh no :( luck for pixie (n/t) by unjust2006-02-08 07:51:13
  I hope all works out for Pixie by sstacks2006-02-08 07:38:15
  Due to allergies, I've never had a pet. by hadji2006-02-08 07:36:13
  {Illiad, Family, and Kitty} (n/t) by classic_jon2006-02-08 07:15:18
  {{{pixie}}} by j.butterfly2006-02-08 06:35:03
  Poor kitty. by jdelphiki2006-02-08 05:51:20
  {{{ illiad + Pixie }}} by Iarann2006-02-08 05:24:26
  {{{Illiad & Pixie}}} (n/t) by radiowave9112006-02-08 05:00:32
  {{{Illiad and Pixie}}} by beorn_dk2006-02-08 04:49:36
  *sob* {{{{Pixie & Illiad}}}} by hieraco2006-02-08 04:37:48
  {{{Illiad and Pixie}}} by chaotic2006-02-08 04:03:23
  {{Illiad pixie & family}} by Mtijn2006-02-08 03:48:20
  {{{{ Illiad, Pixie }}}} (n/t) by Rogue19712006-02-08 03:34:05
  :-( (n/t) by Feng_Li2006-02-08 03:27:23
  {{{Illiad and family}}} by voxwoman2006-02-08 03:22:54
  {{{Illiad and Pixie}}} by ixeian2006-02-08 03:16:37
  {{{ Illiad}}} + Special pats for pixie (n/t) by NemoHac2006-02-08 03:07:03
  [[[ Illiad & Pussy Cat ]]] by roolegion2006-02-08 03:03:52
  {{{{Illiad & Pixie}}}} by Electric Storm2006-02-08 02:51:05
  {{{ Illiad & Pixie }}} by parastra2006-02-08 02:39:42
  Don't worry too much. by RetiQlum22006-02-08 02:26:43
  Pixie?? hmmm {{{{{illiad}}}}} (n/t) by arcrider742006-02-08 02:22:47
  aw poor thing by Klymer2006-02-08 02:21:58
  {{{Illiad + pixie}}} by krikkert2006-02-08 02:20:50
World Community Grid: Team User Friendly by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Tips, tricks, and other cool stuff. (repost) by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Why dontcha by DerSarek2006-02-08 01:57:25
      I was trying by Didactylos2006-02-08 02:11:19
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by treehugger2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *slouches in* by afterburner2006-02-08 07:28:22
    Evening pet. by treehugger2006-02-08 08:17:34
      My thesis *grin* by afterburner2006-02-08 08:34:44
        Bah. How many chapters now? by treehugger2006-02-08 08:53:24
          I have six chapters now. by afterburner2006-02-08 08:58:46
  *Walks in, leans on bar* by ixeian2006-02-08 04:49:29
    Morning Customer by treehugger2006-02-08 04:58:24
      My, what a selection :) by ixeian2006-02-08 05:33:09
        *serves baguette with chicken and peppers (salad)* by treehugger2006-02-08 05:38:24
          *Digs in* by ixeian2006-02-08 05:46:18
  *walks in and finds comfy couch to sleep on * by Electric Storm2006-02-08 03:33:52
    *serves warm milk* by treehugger2006-02-08 03:57:37
  *stumbles in* by Rogue19712006-02-08 03:14:46
    Need coffee? by treehugger2006-02-08 03:17:50
      *jerks awake* by Rogue19712006-02-08 03:22:12
        *brings over the caffeine IV and sets it up* by treehugger2006-02-08 03:30:25
          awww glorious caffeine!!!!! by Rogue19712006-02-08 03:42:45
  crawls in by Klymer2006-02-08 02:24:37
    *serves soothing tea* by treehugger2006-02-08 02:25:34
      ah by Klymer2006-02-08 02:30:35
        {{{Klymer}}} by treehugger2006-02-08 02:32:56
          five days by Klymer2006-02-08 03:28:17
            So that's friday to... today? by treehugger2006-02-08 03:31:18
              more or less by Klymer2006-02-08 04:25:03
  walks in dead by imrambi2006-02-08 02:07:13
    oooh, the walking dead! by treehugger2006-02-08 02:08:15
      I'll sleep it off by imrambi2006-02-08 02:11:53
        *covers with blanket* by treehugger2006-02-08 02:14:06
  evening. by dab2006-02-08 01:54:33
    *serves tea and pastries* by treehugger2006-02-08 01:56:41
      *eats, and enjoys* by dab2006-02-08 02:01:21
        Cool, for tourism? or to visit people? (n/t) by treehugger2006-02-08 02:03:54
          visit people by dab2006-02-08 02:09:23
  Good morning by vectorz2006-02-08 01:54:20
    *sits vectorz in the window seat* by treehugger2006-02-08 01:56:09
      *bakes in the sun and sips cappuccino* by vectorz2006-02-08 04:57:02
  morning by beliar2006-02-08 01:12:00
    *serves cappuccino and croissant* by treehugger2006-02-08 01:15:00
      thanks by beliar2006-02-08 01:17:42
  I couldn't possibly be the first one here right? by Calissa2006-02-08 01:06:36
    Nope, Syren beat you by a small margin by treehugger2006-02-08 01:08:39
      And I've been lurking, trying to decide if I need by dire_lobo2006-02-08 01:13:34
        Would that be the hammer sir is needing? by treehugger2006-02-08 01:14:23
          Thankee! {{{treehugger}}} by dire_lobo2006-02-08 01:18:28
      At the risk of sounding stupid... by Calissa2006-02-08 01:11:09
        The quad / quadlings are four by krikkert2006-02-08 01:13:57
          Ah... thank you! by Calissa2006-02-08 01:26:50
            You're welcome. by krikkert2006-02-08 01:30:43
        Let me introduce you to the non-alcofrolic coctail by treehugger2006-02-08 01:12:51
          *looks dazedly at by Calissa2006-02-08 01:15:57
            An excellent choice madam by treehugger2006-02-08 01:17:15
              After all that careful preparation by Calissa2006-02-08 01:23:42
                That's what we're here for! by treehugger2006-02-08 01:24:57
  *collapses on welcome mat* by kyrasantae2006-02-08 01:06:24
    *carries kyrasantae inside* by krikkert2006-02-08 01:08:48
      Cheers dude, by treehugger2006-02-08 01:11:48
        *rases hand* by Rogue19712006-02-08 03:30:11
          congratulations! by treehugger2006-02-08 03:31:44
        What, by krikkert2006-02-08 01:12:45
          I've been (ahem) keeping them busy by treehugger2006-02-08 01:13:34
    Big night? by Calissa2006-02-08 01:08:45
      Too much thinking, and crying, and dreaming by kyrasantae2006-02-08 01:12:12
        *hugs* by Calissa2006-02-08 01:18:57
          Oi, be nice to fitzso. by krikkert2006-02-08 01:20:41
            Surely you can both pump at the same time by treehugger2006-02-08 01:21:35
              Close enough for me :D (n/t) by Calissa2006-02-08 01:24:54
                So do you still bear watching? by NemoHac2006-02-08 03:02:36
                *hides* (n/t) by fitzso2006-02-08 03:02:19
  Morning :) by syren2006-02-08 01:06:23
    hehehe, Snot Monster! by treehugger2006-02-08 01:07:39
      Hehe. by syren2006-02-08 01:08:32
        I'm great thanks, by treehugger2006-02-08 01:10:49
          It was blinding this morning. by syren2006-02-08 01:16:31
            We're all going spare... *grin* by treehugger2006-02-08 01:18:44
              Aye! hehe by syren2006-02-08 01:21:55
                Bah - don't you just hate it when by treehugger2006-02-08 01:26:37
                  Hah! That never happens to me. by syren2006-02-08 01:28:31
                    It's the disappointment that gets me by treehugger2006-02-08 01:35:33
                      *grin* by syren2006-02-08 01:45:57
                        I have to restock the machine and re-brew by treehugger2006-02-08 01:50:17
                          You know, I had the development team by syren2006-02-08 01:56:35
                            *mourns the non-developed coffee maker* by treehugger2006-02-08 01:57:30
                              Good quad. by syren2006-02-08 02:11:35
                                *takes coffee machine and hammer* by treehugger2006-02-08 02:16:26
                                Yes I think that would be wise. by syren2006-02-08 02:32:38
poke: NemoHac, LeoHyuuga by krikkert2006-02-08 01:02:04
  Got it before I saw your post. by LeoHyuuga2006-02-08 03:28:00
  Danke by NemoHac2006-02-08 03:02:02
    Yes, it is. by krikkert2006-02-08 03:12:50
      I wasn't too worried about it. by NemoHac2006-02-08 03:33:48
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-02-08 01:00:01
Blasted physics! (Help needed.) by kyl1912006-02-08 00:57:13
  A rod pendulums frequency is independent by moddermonster2006-02-08 01:43:54
  yes, maybe*, no idea why they bother by raptor_872006-02-08 01:07:26
  Depends what you mean by size. by McNutcase2006-02-08 01:00:28
    So why do they put coins on? by kyl1912006-02-08 01:02:54
      I assume you mean pendulum length by Control2006-02-08 01:08:42
        I agree. Strickly speaking... by manxmania2006-02-08 01:37:36
      Hint by LourensVeen2006-02-08 01:07:26
        at the end of the aequivalent point-mass pendulum by anymouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
        In the center of the bob by raptor_872006-02-08 01:11:02
          Which centre? by LourensVeen2006-02-08 01:22:20
            The center of the bob/where the vast majority of by raptor_872006-02-08 13:06:59
              But not actually negligible. by bwkaz2006-02-08 16:11:01
I made BREAD! by psychoi3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I was going to open a bakery and make bread by hieraco2006-02-08 04:35:09
    Hah! (n/t) by sstacks2006-02-08 07:39:33
  you lie ! by dennismv2006-02-08 02:34:42
  yeast breads die to me by Nightwind2006-02-08 02:31:01
    The common culprit is using water that is too hot. by Feng_Li2006-02-08 02:42:30
  Need coffee. Just read "I am BREAD!" (n/t) by zwen2006-02-08 01:14:31
    Well, they do say "you are what you eat". (n/t) by psychoi3oy2006-02-08 01:16:16
      mmm, I am pepperoni pizza by treehugger2006-02-08 01:19:35
        That is recursive by halfgaar2006-02-08 02:21:41
  *HUNGRY* by ahrodie2006-02-08 01:04:22
    *poke ahrodie* by krikkert2006-02-08 01:57:29
      Thanks! (n/t) by ahrodie2006-02-08 05:45:59
  What is in that sammich, and can you actually take by snate2006-02-08 00:58:15
    Pastrami, pickle, roasted red pepper, by psychoi3oy2006-02-08 01:01:19
Anyone here with OBD II experience? by Bonzo2006-02-08 00:32:10
  I have a bit of experience I believe by Fandango2006-02-08 09:46:49
    Not for troubleshooting, but for my carputer.. by Bonzo2006-02-08 10:54:40
  1994 Mercury Cougar, as an object of my ire. by themadkansan2006-02-08 01:54:26
    Huh? Useless? by Bonzo2006-02-08 08:05:07
    That's not as bad as a ... by ChuckAB2006-02-08 05:01:23
IDGI Thread by romandas2006-02-08 00:20:02
  If it would happen by hej2006-02-08 07:24:58
  speaking of google betas by beliar2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Well, at least there's some access to Google betas (n/t) by Concept2006-02-08 05:15:21
    Twilight Princess has a March launch date. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2006-02-08 04:23:43
  Here's the SCOOP... TWAKIMBGS by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It makes a lot of sense. by Peace_man2006-02-08 11:22:35
    Maybe it's a pre-emptive strike by sem2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Sounds even more ominous... by Rhakeios2006-02-08 02:15:08
      Well, it won't be dark once they start it up. by chanceslost2006-02-08 09:42:27
  I believe he's just extrapolating. (n/t) by DerSarek2006-02-08 00:35:14
Comment Board Trivia by count_02006-02-08 00:09:03
  Pff... by DerSarek2006-02-08 00:31:51
Re comic : Web 2.0 ? by klar_at_work2006-02-08 00:02:31
  BETA ! (n/t) by aix tom2006-02-08 00:19:34
Translations by Nea2006-02-08 00:01:01
  Deutsch/German (top) (n/t) by LsH2006-02-08 00:03:17
    by LsH by LsH2006-02-08 00:08:16
      Vorschlag: by EvanTreborn2006-02-08 04:22:39
        letzteres by Klymer2006-02-08 04:25:52
          Stimmt.. by LsH2006-02-08 09:03:57
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  a lottery win/a job (n/t) by DrDeisel2006-02-08 13:03:52
  money/even more money by sloth_guy2006-02-08 10:56:42
  Coffee / your life (n/t) by Bellator2006-02-08 10:10:02
  oxygen; a decent cremation by Chuk2006-02-08 08:43:02
  17º / 283º (n/t) by tallastro2006-02-08 07:52:35
  Truth / Death (n/t) by sstacks2006-02-08 07:41:30
  a can of idiot repelliant OR.... by todAnthony2006-02-08 06:47:50
  pudding/cheesecake. by Spud312006-02-08 06:16:30
    Mmmmm... cheesecake... (n/t) by Nea2006-02-08 09:36:25
      *throws cheesecake at Nea* (n/t) by Spud312006-02-08 11:42:37
        *puts up plate to catch it on* by Nea2006-02-08 13:06:07
          Anytime! (n/t) by Spud312006-02-08 14:33:41
  Twilight Princess, Kingdom Hearts 2 by jmaxsohmer2006-02-08 04:52:50
  Give me Shiny Blue LEDs or give me Chrome! by hieraco2006-02-08 04:32:19
  beer / beer by Klymer2006-02-08 02:23:25
    I like the way you think! (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-02-08 02:27:57
  liberty / death by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  fill-in-the-blanks / questions by whybird2006-02-08 00:56:43
    I'm not sure who should be frightened, but I by dire_lobo2006-02-08 01:10:09
      I'll tell you who... by whybird2006-02-08 01:51:02
  ...some clue to what you want of me by wheresthefish2006-02-08 00:55:20
  carte blanche / a hand (n/t) by inkey2006-02-08 00:47:57
  Convenience / Death. The rallying call of the West (n/t) by defiler2006-02-08 00:43:42
  Cake/Death (n/t) by syren2006-02-08 00:32:08
    Death! No! No... Cake! (n/t) by McNutcase2006-02-08 00:34:11
      Ahhha...you said death first! (n/t) by syren2006-02-08 00:41:33
        Thank you for flying C of E, cake or death? by treehugger2006-02-08 01:20:35
          Woo! Eddie! by syren2006-02-08 01:32:13
            Running, shooting, climbing trees, by treehugger2006-02-08 01:34:45
              “'ello, Sue. I've got legs. Do you like bread? by syren2006-02-08 01:42:04
                We can't do the full 2hr show/DVD by treehugger2006-02-08 01:45:15
                  Which DVD? by JimK2006-02-08 08:02:13
                    I think this one is "dress to Kill" (n/t) by treehugger2006-02-08 08:19:36
                  I know...i'm going to have to watch that tonight by syren2006-02-08 01:49:34
  World domination 101 / Hypnosis 101 (n/t) by Bonzo2006-02-08 00:29:54
  Illumination/knowledge by raptor_872006-02-08 00:23:01
  my wish come true / sleep (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-02-08 00:14:59
    {{{kyrasantae}}} by fitzso2006-02-08 00:20:44
      Of course by kyrasantae2006-02-08 00:29:47
        Did you write this??? by Mr.Taco2006-02-08 04:55:17
  UF/(in)sanity (n/t) by fitzso2006-02-08 00:08:55
  bandwith / boredom (n/t) by Tyop2006-02-08 00:05:52
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  These "talkers" to which you refer... by rorajoey2006-02-08 11:34:53
  shepaintedevileyesonherbreaststocursetheboobtalker by McNutcase2006-02-08 00:05:02
  shepaintedevileyesonherbreaststocursetheboobtalker by klar_at_work2006-02-08 00:04:07
  shepaintedevileyesonherbreaststocursetheboobtalker by Bonzo2006-02-08 00:04:02
    So THAT's what I'm doing wrong... by fitzso2006-02-08 00:06:23
      So THAT's what I'm doing wrong... by whybird2006-02-08 01:02:02
        Is there any other kind? by Tyop2006-02-08 01:22:15
          Yeah, there's another kind. by ErniePi2006-02-08 01:48:23
            No, I'd rather look at a nice by whybird2006-02-08 01:59:37
              ... and frankly, from woman to woman ... (n/t) by klar_at_work2006-02-08 02:33:17
                True (n/t) by ixeian2006-02-08 03:22:54

 

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