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Cartoon for Jan 30, 2006
Strip for Jan 30, 2006
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Beware the worm by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
OHNOES!!!111111oneoneone by themadkansan2006-11-19 12:55:59
Strange movie. by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hehe and this quote about the movie by hieraco2006-01-30 22:29:24
    Yeah. And flying cars too. by hadji2006-01-30 22:30:20
  Added to my Netflix Que. I will check it out. (n/ (n/t) by snate2006-01-30 22:27:53
    After you watch it, by hadji2006-01-30 22:29:26
      eh? by snate2006-01-30 22:32:43
        This was one of those movies for me. by hadji2006-01-30 22:35:08
  Good movie. by Arivia2006-01-30 22:21:52
    not just for that reason :) by inkey2006-01-30 22:47:51
"I hate Illinois Nazis." by shorty822006-01-30 22:11:02
  "One soiled" by wolfhound6682006-01-31 05:22:20
  I find it kind of funny that the "signal 10-79" by shorty822006-01-30 23:50:27
    "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension by shorty822006-01-30 23:57:16
  "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago." by themadkansan2006-01-30 23:41:20
  "The new Oldsmobiles are in early" (n/t) by divinar2006-01-30 23:03:11
  "Were on a mission from god" by Glytch782006-01-30 22:20:46
    wrong! by hieraco2006-01-30 22:25:57
      You missed capitalizing something. (n/t) by Arivia2006-01-30 22:26:49
    "Pier 1 Imports." by hadji2006-01-30 22:24:42
  Blagojevich's List? (n/t) by hadji2006-01-30 22:12:48
    :-) by shorty822006-01-30 22:18:47
      You do realize, I was kidding. by hadji2006-01-30 22:22:50
        Yeah, I do. Hence the smiley. (n/t) by shorty822006-01-30 22:41:23
        This explains a lot by run.dll2006-01-30 22:24:33
Anyone remember a news story about a college by babywhizIT2006-01-30 22:03:45
  I think I know the one you are refering to by hieraco2006-01-30 22:23:40
    Thank you. I'm not crazy (totally)... by babywhizIT2006-01-30 22:40:04
      Yeah, It's the classic "Never say in print. . . by hieraco2006-01-31 00:45:12
Death by Lava Lamp - bad engineering by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I would have thought the cap would be what by shorty822006-01-30 22:14:06
    I suspect those are not caps, just decorations. by run.dll2006-01-30 22:32:27
      Eyup..My daughter collects those lamps... by babywhizIT2006-01-30 22:46:30
        remove the stove for safety!!! by inkey2006-01-30 22:54:01
  What would happen if there was a 100 watt by babywhizIT2006-01-30 22:00:43
Question about Mozilla Thunderbird by hieraco2006-01-30 21:17:34
  stick the source address in your address book by Freakazoid2006-01-30 21:22:19
Wow, Steve Wozniak and Kevin Mitnick on TWIT by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Did you read some of the comments? by babywhizIT2006-01-30 21:28:59
    good grief.. just read the other comments by Freakazoid2006-01-30 23:02:06
    I dunno either... read the comments by Freakazoid2006-01-30 21:31:14
      Me too. I guess there was one comment that stood by babywhizIT2006-01-30 21:37:52
        ah, missed that one. (n/t) by Freakazoid2006-01-30 21:41:41
          I am guessing that it was the whole Google/China by babywhizIT2006-01-30 21:53:45
            Look at pages 2 and 3 (n/t) by Myke2006-01-31 22:26:50
  Kevin was on coast to coast AM saturday by psychoi3oy2006-01-30 21:25:21
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2006-01-30 21:00:04
  I'll have a rum and a packet of crisps by hieraco2006-01-30 21:11:06
    *serves* by fitzso2006-01-30 21:27:42
      Semi-Depressing by hieraco2006-01-30 22:20:56
        That's a bonus (n/t) by fitzso2006-01-30 22:50:14
  YES! Been waiting for this to open. by Glytch782006-01-30 21:07:59
Question on Gmail. by babywhizIT2006-01-30 20:59:20
  My spam folder is empty. by hieraco2006-01-30 21:09:53
    Yes, but, it should give you helpful recipes... by babywhizIT2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's not just you ;-) (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-01-30 21:00:16
    hehe..Ok...I dun feel so bad.... (n/t) by babywhizIT2006-01-30 21:01:12
True or false? (n/t) by maximumbob2006-01-30 20:58:54
  1 or 0? (n/t) by rorajoey2006-01-30 21:29:49
  Yes (n/t) by imrambi2006-01-30 21:01:21
  Green or Black? (n/t) by babywhizIT2006-01-30 21:00:23
  True, duh. (n/t) by jiteo2006-01-30 20:59:41
Happy, happy! My income taxes are filed.. by LthrOttr2006-01-30 20:27:01
  for what year? by hieraco2006-01-30 21:09:00
  Waiting for forms from employers. by kahuana2006-01-30 20:56:51
    It annoys me as well. by esbita2006-01-31 06:05:12
  Still haven't received any of the forms: by shminux2006-01-30 20:54:45
  got mine back already ;x (n/t) by babywhizIT2006-01-30 20:46:14
  I need the last of my receips so I can send by techi8702006-01-30 20:45:43
See Sunbird by imrambi2006-01-30 20:24:57
Today's Ziggy is capitalism in a nutshell by maximumbob2006-11-19 12:55:59
Attn: Punsters by aeolus2006-01-30 20:10:24
  The Driving Force. (n/t) by hadji2006-01-30 20:29:29
    The Driving Farce (n/t) by snate2006-01-30 20:57:39
      Ohhh....I like this one. (n/t) by aeolus2006-01-30 21:22:00
        Glad I could help. Hadji really surprised me by by snate2006-01-30 21:28:45
  Escargot (n/t) by kahuana2006-01-30 20:11:18
I ate! by hadji2006-01-30 19:56:54
  Eye nine! (n/t) by rorajoey2006-01-30 21:31:03
  Therfore I yam! by run.dll2006-01-30 20:12:19
  ???? (do I hear something ringing?) (n/t) by rockAteer2006-01-30 20:08:41
    Ringing? Did someone else mention I haven't been by hadji2006-01-30 20:12:20
  Wow, yay, good for you, and no. (n/t) by maximumbob2006-01-30 20:00:58
Hah, I *just* noticed the lambdas. (n/t) by Llyr2006-01-30 19:44:03
  I noticed lots of people talking about them. by niwikki2006-01-30 19:48:37
  Phone for by jiteo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I figured it out by maximumbob2006-01-30 19:47:25
      Oh, we know where they are. by jiteo2006-01-30 20:23:01
        Perhaps leading up to by maximumbob2006-01-30 20:25:46
          Oh! Right! Comic. (n/t) by jiteo2006-01-30 20:27:26
My laptop desktop makes me smile by purplepineapple2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Here is the image I'm using for my desktop right by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'm using this one by kyrasantae2006-11-19 12:55:59
      good taste of musix by inkey2006-01-30 22:59:15
  Ack! Desktop... too... clean! (n/t) by maximumbob2006-01-30 19:43:08
    It's Blackbox... by purplepineapple2006-01-30 20:19:32
  Correction: by purplepineapple2006-01-30 19:38:43
John-Paul II causes spontaneous remission of cance by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  yeah, mixing wishful "science" with religion - by shminux2006-01-30 19:44:23
  Er, don't you mean Parkinsons? (n/t) by Arachnid2006-01-30 19:31:26
    s/Parkinsons/Parkinson's/ (n/t) by Arachnid2006-01-30 19:32:25
      What he said by run.dll2006-01-30 19:33:24
*drops Gordon Freeman on Greg* by raptor_872006-01-30 19:19:25
  Gordon's got mad crowbar skillz, by jiteo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I do full hartedly agree with the setiment by hieraco2006-01-30 21:02:42
    ... I guess the right word is: enthusiastic? =P (n (n/t) by maximumbob2006-01-30 19:34:23
I am touched that so many of you want to help by rogue19712006-01-30 19:05:19
  {{{Rogue}}} by NemoHac2006-01-30 19:12:20
    I don't know how much I can save, or how much mom by rogue19712006-01-30 19:18:36
      Don't worry too much about it by NemoHac2006-01-30 19:29:19
        And... by fitzso2006-01-30 20:11:13
          Or... by nobius2006-01-30 20:35:41
      If you get money you won't 'really' need, by maximumbob2006-01-30 19:26:36
  Talk to a divorce attorney before the filing for by quilting_kitty2006-01-30 19:09:50
    Not sure how the laws are different up North... by esbita2006-01-30 19:27:23
    I have a friend who's a paralegal, I'll ask her by rogue19712006-01-30 19:13:14
  w00t! by fitzso2006-01-30 19:07:42
Past weather by maximumbob2006-01-30 18:46:35
  http://www.wunderground.com/ by psychoi3oy2006-01-30 18:52:47
    Zipcode schmipcode by maximumbob2006-01-30 18:56:06
      Sorry, need to rephrase that: by maximumbob2006-01-30 19:12:53
        cool by psychoi3oy2006-01-30 19:16:03
      Johannesburg here by psychoi3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Moskva = Moscow (n/t) by maximumbob2006-01-30 19:16:45
          heh, I need to keep working on my Russian then (n/ (n/t) by psychoi3oy2006-01-30 19:17:45
            Москвá in Cyrillic (pronounced Moskvá) (n/t) by maximumbob2006-01-30 19:24:22
      Weather Underground by skippern2006-01-30 19:01:17
      historical lookup seem to work the same by psychoi3oy2006-01-30 19:00:14
      good luck, heh. (n/t) by psychoi3oy2006-01-30 18:58:31
"I do not want to re-visit the sixties!!" by esbita2006-01-30 18:11:04
  Wait - wait - wait..... What? by carthax2006-01-30 20:27:02
    Feh, I'm a girl and I get that hair lecture too, by kyrasantae2006-01-30 20:34:11
      My hair is just past my shoulders and still growin by carthax2006-01-30 20:42:42
        I used to be able to sit on my braid by josie_beller2006-01-30 21:07:53
          It wasn't a snake-tail braid, was it? =P by kyrasantae2006-01-30 21:10:04
  I had an advantage... by wolfhound6682006-01-30 19:18:22
  Why don't you just tell granny by run.dll2006-01-30 18:25:07
    Boyfriend was suggesting similar... by esbita2006-01-30 18:41:36
  Whoa, don't get ahead of yourself by Formynder2006-01-30 18:22:48
    vs. the cost of a large "society" wedding? by esbita2006-01-30 19:14:45
      We were going to get married in Vegas... by wolfhound6682006-01-30 19:35:17
  sounds like it might be a plan by fitzso2006-01-30 18:18:00
    Help! by NemoHac2006-01-30 18:27:46
      Not for us, you goose! by fitzso2006-01-30 19:08:44
        Yeah - your family would be kinda hurt by NemoHac2006-01-30 19:19:14
Is there a Mac Dr in the house? by mpicklesimer12006-11-19 12:55:59
  the "lower" slots are 64bit PCI... by ACSRonin2006-01-30 18:43:21
    Thank guys. by mpicklesimer12006-01-30 19:08:29
      Uh-oh... by mpicklesimer12006-01-30 19:15:34
    ooh, that explains why by niwikki2006-01-30 18:52:37
  I have a B&W G3 that I'm not using anymore... by niwikki2006-01-30 18:30:47
Horrible... by fitzso2006-11-19 12:55:59
  :( (n/t) by purplepineapple2006-01-30 17:58:43
Oh, right. by ihope1272006-01-30 17:10:48
Does anyone have a link to the WET server monitor? by techi8702006-01-30 16:50:42
  I use both of these: by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  This is the one I use... by arktus2006-11-19 12:55:59
    that one's really out of date by Freakazoid2006-01-30 18:46:03
    I use that one too. by BaruMonkey2006-01-30 17:22:56
  You mean by jiteo2006-01-30 16:53:28
    clicky version by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
New Recipe in the UF Cookbook. by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
  As a small technical point, Asahi is Japanese by nedludd2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It goes quite well with sushi too. (n/t) by snate2006-01-30 22:11:34
And I'm done! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  Now there's a software project for anyone with by Arachnid2006-01-30 17:59:23
    I believe there's stuff like that out there by psychoi3oy2006-01-30 18:11:57
      There's desktop software by Arachnid2006-01-30 18:46:30
        Also by Arachnid2006-01-30 18:46:49
Has anyone set up a Rogue1971 donaton clicky? by divinar2006-01-30 16:22:44
  ty but no ty by rogue19712006-01-30 16:27:58
    I would donate code... by ihope1272006-01-30 16:57:01
    But... by esbita2006-01-30 16:49:17
      I got out on $1000 USD....it's all in the will.... by babywhizIT2006-01-30 20:45:02
      as I said, mom will come for easter weekend by rogue19712006-01-30 16:56:10
      Yeah. Mid-April is a _LONG_ time from now. by shorty822006-01-30 16:51:31
        And for some of us by fitzso2006-01-30 16:54:43
          I'd be willing to help out too. by williamashbless2006-01-30 17:03:01
            * raises hand * by radiowave9112006-01-30 18:32:44
              *raises hand* by NemoHac2006-01-30 19:08:17
                *raises hand* by nobius2006-01-30 20:31:39
                  *raises hand* by maximumbob2006-01-30 20:32:53
    I've been silent, but I've noticed by divinar2006-01-30 16:44:33
      Should be "...an increased" (n/t) by divinar2006-01-30 16:46:39
Whoa, how long has that been there? by imperito2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's no good. by ihope1272006-01-30 17:07:29
    "You're no good, you're no good, you're no good.." (n/t) by divinar2006-01-30 17:35:41
Y'all have an OUTSTANDING by dire_lobo2006-01-30 16:12:27
UserFriendly: The Board Game by SnappingTurtle2006-01-30 15:45:28
  Certain players get "sanity bonuses" for... by VonRotnKoln2006-01-30 17:26:37
    OK, makes sense by SnappingTurtle2006-01-30 17:54:14
      And conversely... by SnappingTurtle2006-01-30 17:55:15
        Or if he's forced to use Linux by rorajoey2006-01-30 21:41:24
  Some vague ideas (squares, cards, etc.) by rorajoey2006-01-30 16:50:57
  should it, in some way, relate to the comic? by voxwoman2006-01-30 16:06:27
    The Stef-determining process: by ihope1272006-01-30 17:04:01
    How 'bout this: by FractalEdge2006-01-30 16:56:10
    There's a comic?!?! by dire_lobo2006-01-30 16:10:36
    I'm Stef by SnappingTurtle2006-01-30 16:09:21
      Hey, there are some good ideas by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  land on a blue LED square loose a turn by rogue19712006-01-30 16:04:09
  Just read you post. You win. I'm nuts. Or... by dire_lobo2006-01-30 16:00:40
  A classic MOTHERboard game by kf4oyt2006-01-30 15:56:08
    not a whole lot of shiny tech - just a "taser" but by dire_lobo2006-01-30 16:02:06
      That could work! by kf4oyt2006-01-30 16:26:42
  Work = 1,000,000 insanity points by airborneric2006-01-30 15:54:45
  Roll any double, get a call from a really really by rogue19712006-01-30 15:53:52
  When a new BOFH comes out, you get to by Peace_man2006-01-30 15:50:25
  One ping to rule them all, one ping to find them.. (n/t) by lord_dolphin2006-01-30 15:48:35
  It's *got* to have threadjacking. (n/t) by kahuana2006-01-30 15:47:50
23-player Hold-'Em, anyone? (n/t) by ihope1272006-01-30 15:43:05
  Somebody posted an uber-poker a while ago: by nedludd2006-01-30 16:28:43
    Link to full story: by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Do jacks and kings count as primes? (n/t) by ihope1272006-01-30 16:31:14
      Sure, they're 11 and 13 when you order the cards. (n/t) by nedludd2006-01-30 16:35:22
  Not possible. by AndyA2006-01-30 16:17:03
    Oh, there are three burns? by ihope1272006-01-30 16:25:05
    multi-deck shoe by fireballmatt2006-01-30 16:18:07
      True but then why only 23? by AndyA2006-01-30 16:38:05
  uh... where? (n/t) by niwikki2006-01-30 15:54:09
Hmmm.... Cooking Advice? by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Okay, take the meat and lightly brown. by dire_lobo2006-01-30 15:23:08
    Sounds like something my dad makes by psychoi3oy2006-01-30 15:49:18
    This I can do. Except for the bell pepper. by carthax2006-01-30 15:28:34
      Good luck! by dire_lobo2006-01-30 15:39:52
        So far, the rating is: Nummies! :-D (n/t) by carthax2006-01-30 16:00:09
          Nummies is good, right? by dire_lobo2006-01-30 16:07:36
            Numb Yummies by fireballmatt2006-01-30 16:09:37
              Nummies == Teh Yummiex0rz! :-D (n/t) by carthax2006-01-30 16:31:45
    When cooking cajun, don't use hot sauce. by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I'm ready... and that sounds good - but may be by dire_lobo2006-01-30 15:45:14
  If you can get a bbq grill by lab rat2006-01-30 15:22:18
    No grill, but that sounds good! :-D (n/t) by carthax2006-01-30 15:25:28
  Gumbo! by fireballmatt2006-01-30 15:20:46
    You need gumbo filé by SoylentGreen2006-01-30 15:44:41
      Not exactly true by lab rat2006-01-30 15:50:00
    Already thought of that.. by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Nice recipe. But shouldn't you at least by dire_lobo2006-01-30 15:31:18
        Naw, you lose all the flavor when ya pluck'em (n/t by lab rat2006-01-30 15:33:00
          You beat me to it. :-D (n/t) by carthax2006-01-30 15:41:49
            : - D, indeed! (n/t) by lab rat2006-01-30 15:44:40
      Or this seafood gumbo by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's 6:06* now. You have until 6:30*. by carthax2006-01-30 15:07:46
The true test of your virtue... by esbita2006-01-30 14:57:21
  {esbita} You did the right thing and it may be by classic_jon2006-01-30 15:50:30
  There needs to be more people like you by donldson2006-01-30 15:46:16
    Which is why I posted this. by esbita2006-01-30 16:51:36
  And you pass. Good for you {{{esbita}}}. by dire_lobo2006-01-30 15:13:44
    I will have to repeat that to myself... by esbita2006-01-30 15:18:37
  Good on you for 'fessing up. by Esteis2006-01-30 15:09:53
Cloture achieved on Alito's nomination by DesertRat662006-01-30 14:55:12
  Entertaining? Hardly. Depressing is more like it by talon07202006-01-30 15:06:42
    There is actually a chance that the Republicans by Peace_man2006-01-30 15:13:08
      Doubtful. by BloodyViking2006-01-30 15:42:15
      That may be true, by NDwight2006-01-30 15:23:19
        I don't think it matter to him one way or another. by Peace_man2006-01-30 15:25:18
How about some W:ET? (n/t) by jiteo2006-01-30 14:52:18
*BOUNCE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE-BOUNCE* by hadji2006-01-30 14:45:17
  Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy by nix2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What did you end up getting (shiney envy) :) (n/t) by classic_jon2006-01-30 15:47:13
    Two EMC disk arrays on a SAN by hadji2006-01-30 18:29:42
  Yay! by dire_lobo2006-01-30 14:47:46
  *takes away Gummi Berry Juice* by williamashbless2006-01-30 14:47:02
    *Eats a banana instead.* (n/t) by hadji2006-01-30 14:49:02
      *Readies the 16 ton weight* by kahuana2006-01-30 15:28:46
        Very kind. By all means, arm the anvil. (n/t) by williamashbless2006-01-30 15:34:06
          *glues arms, legs, eyes, ears and nose on anvil* by kahuana2006-01-30 15:38:52
Linkographer Position: Open! by Illiad2006-01-30 14:35:42
  OOH! OOH! (n/t) by TCabot2006-01-30 19:00:34
  how much is a loony worth now? (n/t) by unjust2006-01-30 14:44:27
    in what unit? by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Not much -- note the glut of them here. (n/t) by williamashbless2006-01-30 14:46:34
      But those aren't Canadian Loonies. OK. Some of 'um by dire_lobo2006-01-30 14:50:44
      On that giggle, it's time to go home. by ChuckAB2006-01-30 14:48:30
  $100CAD... Hmmm, that's over 900 MXN/mo! by dire_lobo2006-01-30 14:42:52
Update on the Board games I want to sell : by klaranth2006-01-30 14:34:51
  Oh man, I have memories by kyrasantae2006-01-30 14:55:46
The man who drives the big brown truck is going to by DesertRat662006-01-30 14:32:19
  Be sure to check the box for the Stamp of Approval (n/t) by mad_peter2006-01-30 14:35:04
    That's *STOMP* of approval...see the bootprint? by dire_lobo2006-01-30 14:44:05
      If they do that by DesertRat662006-01-30 17:59:02
      Aye, indeed. I was tryin'a be subtle. (n/t) by mad_peter2006-01-30 15:07:37
        Figured as much. And you did well. by dire_lobo2006-01-30 15:27:31
          You'd fit in well with me brothers in the Brown. by mad_peter2006-01-30 17:40:23
  Whatcha order? </nosey> (n/t) by shorty822006-01-30 14:34:29
    LOTS of stuff from 9 different sources by DesertRat662006-01-30 14:45:33
  The next order is an M1 Abrams, part by part? (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2006-01-30 14:34:20
    A Long Tom? by Corvus_One2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Nope an Abrams.. by Sterling_Ag2006-11-19 12:55:59
      That would be great for hunting by DesertRat662006-01-30 15:02:46
        You mean like these rabbits? by SouthpawPL2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Did that last year by DesertRat662006-01-30 14:43:59
      Ooooo.. Steam catapults... (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2006-01-30 14:45:04
        I hear the Reagan class carriers are gonna have by SouthpawPL2006-01-30 16:52:41
RIP Wendy Wasserstein by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sad... (n/t) by dire_lobo2006-01-30 14:52:53
Mom will be planning to come easter weekend by rogue19712006-01-30 14:22:58
  Excellent. Stay strong, and don't let on. (n/t) by Esteis2006-01-30 15:04:37
  w00t! You go, girl! :-D (n/t) by carthax2006-01-30 14:58:11
  Good luck... by mekkanik_mike2006-01-30 14:31:23
  Good luck and be strong. (n/t) by talon07202006-01-30 14:26:24
  Good for you! by Peace_man2006-01-30 14:25:47
I'm starting to be short of breath again by rogue19712006-01-30 13:37:44
  Maybe he needs your credit rating (n/t) by ShadoCat2006-01-30 14:28:45
    my credit is bad, as in R9 BAD (n/t) by rogue19712006-01-30 14:38:09
  {{{rogue}}} by fitzso2006-01-30 14:00:30
    and remember... by unjust2006-01-30 14:09:51
      Unfortunately. (n/t) by fitzso2006-01-30 14:32:10
  Take a deep breath and look here by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Because he wants to be the dumper, not the dumped. by Esteis2006-01-30 13:51:20
  {{{rogue1971}}} by shorty822006-01-30 13:48:13
    I agree. He's dangling it in front of you like a by quilting_kitty2006-01-30 14:33:22
  Rogue... have you worked at your job long? by ag_wyvern2006-01-30 13:45:59
  My guess: by esbita2006-01-30 13:44:39
  There is no logic. {{{rogue1971}}} by Peace_man2006-01-30 13:44:35
I post by the magic of wifi! by McNuTcase2006-01-30 13:33:18
  You need to check out by nobius2006-01-30 14:39:25
  Pick U - for Untethered. (n/t) by Peace_man2006-01-30 14:17:21
    Good one. by McNUTcase2006-01-30 14:21:21
      I've got it! by Peace_man2006-01-30 14:43:27
  You can further annoy wardrivers by setting the AP by kahuana2006-01-30 14:13:32
    Hah! by bwkaz2006-01-30 15:17:14
      Never said it would do anything to secure a WLAN. by kahuana2006-01-30 15:35:41
      It protects you against the script kiddy type by Peace_man2006-01-30 15:23:39
  X-P by fitzso2006-01-30 14:09:24
  How about "NuTwired"? (n/t) by ihope1272006-01-30 14:06:02
Je suis Napoleon! (n/t) by williamashbless2006-01-30 13:30:46
  *throws grenade at williamashbless* by kahuana2006-01-30 14:20:30
    O.o (n/t) by williamashbless2006-01-30 14:43:09
  Ta MÈRE est Napoléon! (n/t) by jiteo2006-01-30 14:19:37
  Corps exquis. (n/t) by Esteis2006-01-30 13:52:26
  l'estat, cest moi (n/t) by basher202006-01-30 13:47:17
  La grenouille mange la pampelmousse. (n/t) by yazdi2006-01-30 13:39:02
  Un, deux, trois, chats, sank! (n/t) by jdelphiki2006-01-30 13:37:04
  J'accuse!!! (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2006-01-30 13:35:57
I. Am. In. Shock. by voxwoman2006-01-30 13:25:02
  Take deep breaths by stephystar2006-01-30 13:31:52
    Sounds like a perfect plan. (n/t) by Qcumber-some2006-01-30 14:47:48
    seconded(n/t) by VonRotnKoln2006-01-30 13:53:11
  Alright, mother, by krikkert2006-01-30 13:26:36
The continuing saga of my brain/eyes by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm glad you did it this way anyway by voxwoman2006-01-30 13:26:31
    Oh, I wasn't? by Spud312006-01-30 13:36:33
Billing question by imrambi2006-01-30 13:18:23
  The not very helpful answer... by deadweasle2006-01-30 13:52:21
I need motherboard and processor suggestions. by shorty822006-01-30 13:17:44
  motherboard finder by emlaabs2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I have an MSI KT4AVL and a Barton-core Athlon XP3k by McNutcase2006-01-30 13:28:05
  I recommend by imrambi2006-01-30 13:21:24
    Thanks. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
Stupid question: What is the little number by shorty822006-01-30 13:12:59
  They're called reference numbers by lord_dolphin2006-01-30 14:01:26
    Thanks. Stock numbers seems to be another by shorty822006-01-30 14:15:29
      Q: Does that sequence appear anywhere in the UPC? by kahuana2006-01-30 14:19:04
        repeat UPC's *DO* happen... but it shouldn't by lord_dolphin2006-01-30 15:45:51
          True. But there'll are always be sleazy operators. by kahuana2006-01-30 17:09:47
            *cue Sir Mix A Lot* Sorry, too many buts there :-) (n/t) by kahuana2006-01-30 17:10:51
        I'm using the UPC and ISBN numbers. by shorty822006-01-30 14:31:05
          They might have run out of numbers by kahuana2006-01-30 14:35:41
            trust me it happens eventually ;-) (n/t) by lord_dolphin2006-01-30 15:42:44
    Hehe... by imperito2006-01-30 14:02:52
  ISBN? (n/t) by hej2006-01-30 13:16:40
    Somehow I seriously doubt that as by shorty822006-01-30 13:18:33
      Surprisingly enough there is an ISBN by shorty822006-01-30 13:52:23
        Not all DVDs have an ISBN it seems. by shorty822006-01-30 14:40:10
        Are you referring to the UPC bar code? (n/t) by kahuana2006-01-30 14:02:49
          Oh NM. You mean the number on the spine. by kahuana2006-01-30 14:04:07
            Although... it does relate closely to the UPC. by kahuana2006-01-30 14:06:34
      Interestingly enough... by McNutcase2006-01-30 13:22:21
        ISBN seems to be encoded like a UPC. by kahuana2006-01-30 14:11:00
        Would that have anything to do with... by Peace_man2006-01-30 13:26:23
          Probably by rogol2006-01-30 13:36:17
            Must be just you. by Peace_man2006-01-30 13:49:48
              Wire gauges are english units by rogol2006-01-30 14:05:01
                So tell me, which is easier: by Peace_man2006-01-30 15:09:38
                  Heh heh... by rogol2006-01-30 16:07:42
                Which is similar to the gauge of a shotgun by Sterling_Ag2006-01-30 14:14:57
                  You have it right, good description :) (n/t) by rogol2006-01-30 14:22:26
                I see your point. by ihope1272006-01-30 14:09:12
                  The hardest part is most people are never exposed by rogol2006-01-30 14:29:49
        My wife is a librarian... by jdelphiki2006-01-30 13:24:59
  Hmm.. by krikkert2006-01-30 13:15:10
    There's a good idea. Thanks. (n/t) by shorty822006-01-30 13:18:58
OOPS! by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dang. I looked, too... Ah, well. Sorry! (n/t) by carthax2006-01-30 13:07:18
  Haha! I love simulataneous identical reponses by maximumbob2006-01-30 13:06:47
  Phone for you by emlaabs2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Phone for you: by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oops again. The phone, it's ringing for you. by snate2006-11-19 12:55:59
His mind games are driving me CRASY!!!!!!!! by rogue19712006-01-30 12:55:02
  He's REEEAAAALLL interested in your getting... by jdelphiki2006-01-30 13:13:49
  Get your drivers' license... by esbita2006-01-30 12:59:35
    Remember, rogue is taking the higher ground here.. by VonRotnKoln2006-01-30 13:09:32
      I think I made it clear... by esbita2006-01-30 13:16:55
      what about people already at that level? by imperito2006-01-30 13:14:12
  *kidnaps rogue and kids* by krikkert2006-01-30 12:55:56
From the Inbox... (another brain joke) by esbita2006-01-30 12:41:23
  Of course, when I first heard that one... by jdelphiki2006-01-30 13:15:27
  Heh-heh (n/t) by maximumbob2006-01-30 13:08:11
Funny Quote from Dr. Bob by DesertRat662006-01-30 12:40:49
  I wonder how many of the people taking prozac were by techi8702006-01-30 12:43:56
    I doubt the prozac-ians were old enough to by kahuana2006-01-30 14:26:20
Microsoft loses patent fight by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The penalty is a drop in the ocean for them. by kahuana2006-01-30 12:52:04
I like the nag strip more than the actual comic by tompaine2006-01-30 12:21:50
  HOWTO: see the nag strip by roger G. rapid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Why the nag strip when there's no sponsorship by Arachnid2006-01-30 13:17:47
    Advertising R4L (n/t) by shorty822006-01-30 13:20:00
      Oh. Duh. :) (n/t) by Arachnid2006-01-30 13:21:17
  There's a nag strip and noboday said anything by shorty822006-01-30 12:37:13
    just log out and view...then log back in :) by fireballmatt2006-01-30 12:38:59
      It's easier for me to open my other browser. by shorty822006-01-30 12:43:54
    It was mentioned (sortof) lower down (n/t) by imperito2006-01-30 12:38:25
  Well then, I give you a HEAD BAND that might by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  yeah... and it would be nice if Illiad... by imperito2006-01-30 12:25:36
    Yeah. by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
    Linky to nag srtip: by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Re: link to nag strip by cyberman_TM2006-01-30 14:28:20
        there often is... by imperito2006-01-30 14:38:08
      Worls in my other browser but not in by shorty822006-01-30 12:39:04
      That's not the nag strip. (n/t) by kahuana2006-01-30 12:36:41
        It is for me. by hej2006-01-30 12:39:12
          nope, it's a member/non-member thing by Freakazoid2006-01-30 12:43:46
      nope... by imperito2006-01-30 12:36:20
        Members see 'um IF they have "view ads" by dire_lobo2006-01-30 12:56:11
          I don't. I have show ads checked. (n/t) by divinar2006-01-30 13:58:25
          You sure? by imperito2006-01-30 12:58:09
ATTN ILLIAD and other board game collectors. by klaranth2006-01-30 12:13:39
Worst supporting actor by nix2006-01-30 12:05:56
  Because there is no "Worst Actor. Period" catagory (n/t) by divinar2006-01-30 16:28:55
  No way! by Glum_Reaper2006-01-30 12:11:46
  IIRCC, ILM was the star (SICCUWAA) by Dire_Lobo2006-01-30 12:09:38
    Eh? by nix2006-01-30 12:12:12
      possible translation: by Feng_Li2006-01-30 12:15:46
        SICCUWAA? (n/t) by snerk2006-01-30 12:19:51
          Sorry I Couldn't Come Up With Another Acronym (n/t) by BaruMonkey2006-01-30 12:20:35
            Smart Monkey! *hands treat* (n/t) by dire_lobo2006-01-30 12:25:40
              Yay, I know how to by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Fine. YTIP by dire_lobo2006-01-30 12:33:54
      Try : by klaranth2006-01-30 12:15:04
      If I recall correctly c-word by Spud312006-01-30 12:14:50
        Isn't that usually just "IIRC"? (n/t) by nix2006-01-30 12:21:13
          Yes. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2006-01-30 12:23:43
            NIYACAIA by dire_lobo2006-01-30 12:32:49
So if I shouldn't clean my ears with cotton swabs, by ihope1272006-01-30 11:48:40
  *shrug* I just use a cotton swab by Freakazoid2006-01-30 12:39:56
    Freak! by SouthpawPL2006-01-30 14:14:54
  Murine Ear Wax Removal System by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Same with hearing aid wearers... by defdood2006-01-30 14:36:37
  A bobby pin by jdelphiki2006-01-30 12:25:03
    What do you do when bobby doesn't shut up (n/t) by lab rat2006-01-30 12:34:45
      Pin him. Or let him wax poetic. (n/t) by jdelphiki2006-01-30 12:37:36
        Wax on, wax off.... (n/t) by lab rat2006-01-30 12:53:38
          'ear, 'ear now! (n/t) by jdelphiki2006-01-30 13:16:20
  Laser and Vacuum cleaner (n/t) by tompaine2006-01-30 12:19:32
    Good idea. I'll try that. by ihope1272006-01-30 15:12:28
  Partially unbent paper clip. Rounded loop works! (n/t) by ChuckAB2006-01-30 12:13:11
  Shower water by hieraco2006-01-30 12:10:49
    Sure, but shower water by lab rat2006-01-30 12:32:18
      A tiny pick ax what? What time it is? What are by dire_lobo2006-01-30 12:37:26
  the top of a Bic pen by trogl2006-01-30 12:05:35
  I prefer an ice pick. Or a diamond faced by SouthpawPL2006-01-30 12:05:33
    /s/hat/that/ ? (n/t) by klaranth2006-01-30 12:18:05
  Kindling. Careful about splinters though. (n/t) by kahuana2006-01-30 12:04:40
  A powerful jet of warm watter by defect2006-01-30 12:04:17
    When I was have a problem thats what my doctor use (n/t) by normc2006-01-30 12:26:08
  Your elbow. It's the smallest thing you should eve by Dire_Lobo2006-01-30 12:03:35
    Come on! how are you going to get My elbow in your by SouthpawPL2006-01-30 12:07:30
      I may be closer than you think... not that I'll by Dire_Lobo2006-01-30 12:18:06
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Moderated for language in link (n/t) by Arachnid2006-01-30 12:25:42
    MODS! - [Crud Puppy] comment section [rude words] (n/t) by toxin2006-01-30 12:06:04
  I use a washrag while I'm showering. by Feng_Li2006-01-30 11:52:46
    Washrag... good idea. (n/t) by ihope1272006-01-30 11:54:24
  Sharp pointy objects work nicely (n/t) by lab rat2006-01-30 11:50:29
  A key by imrambi2006-01-30 11:50:18
Hay, this should really hurt your brains by Nightwind2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Arrrgh brainplosion by sloth_guy2006-01-30 15:18:24
  Rubik's Tesseract. by Didactylos2006-01-30 13:05:59
  Heh.. "You're not thinking fourth-dimensionally!" (n/t) by rorajoey2006-01-30 12:53:54
    4d is a rubik cube already, this is 5... (n/t) by Nightwind2006-01-30 16:55:10
  Grr. RUBIK'S cube. by ihope1272006-01-30 12:49:27
  BANG! by Blindman2006-01-30 12:40:19
  Ouch... yes, it does. But if we try this, we could by Mad Marty2006-01-30 12:05:07
Mysql Question (around dates and calender). by hekatombe2006-01-30 11:44:56
  in the MySQL Reference Manual: by minielim2006-01-30 12:12:38
  ARGH! by hekatombe2006-01-30 12:06:52
    not to mention locking it to one DB provider by Freakazoid2006-01-30 12:09:58
Quick, need recommendation on new tires by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I average 2-3 years/set of tires. That's what by techi8702006-01-30 12:51:31
  Went through this 2 years ago. by esbita2006-01-30 12:31:34
  If not all 4, replace in pairs (front/rear pair) by kahuana2006-01-30 11:58:55
    You always put the best tires on the front by jayfarm2006-01-30 12:04:19
      I never owned a rear-wheel drive car long enough by kahuana2006-01-30 12:07:40
  At least buy in pairs. by crankshaft-jr2006-01-30 11:58:49
    Jinx! by kahuana2006-01-30 12:00:22
  Round ones. (n/t) by toxin2006-01-30 11:57:01
    That is harder to do than you might think! by BloodyViking2006-01-30 15:19:26
  Main question is What kind of car and by classic_jon2006-01-30 11:53:39
  If they only need 3 years of life by Feng_Li2006-01-30 11:50:19
  I think the rule of thumb is... by wolfhound6682006-01-30 11:38:10
  I'm the wrong person to ask by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    No good for me. Light snow? Pah! by rook_mtl2006-01-30 17:28:30
    TripleTreds! Have those on my Subaru by Concept2006-01-30 12:20:07
Auditors reports: Massive corruption, theft, fraud by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I am newly amazed by hyzenthlay2006-01-30 12:59:55
  That is terrible. I hope that they are held by classic_jon2006-01-30 12:10:53
  And who got them into this? Interesting story, by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's downright diabolical! by Peace_man2006-01-30 11:36:38
After almost 4 years Robert Pickton's trial starts by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  A woman complained about the delay on the CBC by run.dll2006-01-30 12:48:12
  Coincidence? by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    My Cousins Husbands worked for them by classic_jon2006-01-30 12:19:20
      Well, i know people that ate Willy's pork sausages by toxin2006-01-30 12:26:05
Remeber the huge 3rd quarter Exxon earnings? by da-gimp2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You'ld think they might actually be able to pay by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    What utter bollocks. by Feng_Li2006-01-30 12:12:39
  They are flexing their muscles. by Peace_man2006-01-30 11:07:24
  Well they could give them somewhere to spend that by DesertRat662006-01-30 10:59:26
A very unusual cryptogram by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Gah. by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    /me applies his non-elite cryptanalysis skills (n/ (n/t) by ihope1272006-01-30 12:03:30
      Some random printables, brought in from random.org by ihope1272006-01-30 12:36:57
        Whaaaat? (n/t) by Arachnid2006-01-30 13:08:28
          PPMd compression is junk. (n/t) by ihope1272006-01-30 17:08:56
Tom and Jerry is on!! :-D by hadji2006-01-30 10:23:57
  Jerry is evil by Freakazoid2006-01-30 10:50:57
    They deserve each other. by BloodyViking2006-01-30 11:59:10
      *sharpens knife* by jdelphiki2006-01-30 12:26:54
  *flips channel to watch cartoons* (n/t) by lab rat2006-01-30 10:46:08
  Don't take that tone with me... by Sterling_Ag2006-01-30 10:37:53
    Cartoon Network. :-) (n/t) by hadji2006-01-30 10:43:30
      Home and sick on Friday, I was... by jdelphiki2006-01-30 11:22:53
        yoda are you not (n/t) by emlaabs2006-01-30 11:45:43
          Clearly. I was going for Gollum. by jdelphiki2006-01-30 12:33:18
*gasps for air* by babywhizIT2006-01-30 10:20:32
  It's MONDAY - not Friday! (n/t) by ChuckAB2006-01-30 10:21:29
Fun little test... sequel by acrisius2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Arrrgh! The only one still defeating me is #1. by Didactylos2006-01-30 13:33:56
    You want a hint or spoiler? by LeoHyuuga2006-01-30 13:37:11
      Please hint away... (n/t) by Didactylos2006-01-30 13:38:24
        For hint: by LeoHyuuga2006-01-30 13:42:54
          dingdingdingding! by Didactylos2006-01-30 13:45:47
            I got it totally by chance. by LeoHyuuga2006-01-30 13:48:07
  requesting hints for 6, 18, 21, 23 by acrisius2006-01-30 12:42:14
    Thanks, all. got 'em. (n/t) by acrisius2006-01-30 13:09:49
      Post massive spoiler for those who didn't get all by LeoHyuuga2006-01-30 13:12:08
    Spoilers by merlin2006-01-30 12:44:09
      *hint for 21* by LeoHyuuga2006-01-30 12:49:43
        *larts self* (n/t) by acrisius2006-01-30 13:05:38
  Need 1, 2, 4, 8-11, 13-15, 18-24 by merlin2006-01-30 12:22:18
    *hint for number 8* by LeoHyuuga2006-01-30 12:26:51
      s/of/on/ if you ask me (thanks!!!) (n/t) by merlin2006-01-30 12:27:45
    I think I know what 22 is, but it won't take it. by merlin2006-01-30 12:26:46
      Strike 22, I apparently wasn't spelling it correc (n/t) by merlin2006-01-30 12:30:24
    Strike 13 by merlin2006-01-30 12:24:16
      Strike 14 as well (n/t) by merlin2006-01-30 12:28:40
        And strike 9 (n/t) by merlin2006-01-30 12:31:30
  #13 seems somewhat culturally oriented to me. (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 12:15:09
  Sigh. I'm missing 2, 4-7, 9-12, 14, 18-20, 22-24 by LeoHyuuga2006-01-30 11:50:52
    You're spelling it wrong *SPOILER* by dodrian2006-01-30 11:54:23
      what the... that's... by LeoHyuuga2006-01-30 12:00:18
  I've got 13 so far. by wheresthefish2006-01-30 11:27:58
    *HINTS* *SPOILERS* by rorajoey2006-01-30 11:37:17
      Still stuck on 1, 4, 15, 18, 19, 21, 23, 24 (n/t) by merlin2006-01-30 12:39:56
        Finally got 18, odd phrasing though (n/t) by merlin2006-01-30 12:41:46
      Well that got a few thanks. by wheresthefish2006-01-30 11:49:42
        17 is biologically related to humans, by LeoHyuuga2006-01-30 11:51:46
          Heh. In my wife's case, it should have been 8 (n/t) by acrisius2006-01-30 12:36:49
          *click* (n/t) by wheresthefish2006-01-30 11:54:42
            If that means you got it, can I get a hint by LeoHyuuga2006-01-30 12:05:00
              OK, ***SPOILERS*** by wheresthefish2006-01-30 12:36:31
                I feel bad now that I can't get number 14. by LeoHyuuga2006-01-30 12:42:29
                  Did you get 22? It's along the same lines. (n/t) by merlin2006-01-30 12:44:46
                    Yeah, I did, but only after the spoilers. by LeoHyuuga2006-01-30 12:50:52
                Those helped a bunch, but still missing some. by merlin2006-01-30 12:40:22
              Hint for 5 by merlin2006-01-30 12:21:26
                Arrgh! I can't believe I didn't get that! by LeoHyuuga2006-01-30 12:25:28
  Okay, test 1 was easy by LeoHyuuga2006-01-30 11:25:39
  I've scored 9 so far. by dodrian2006-01-30 10:31:05
    I think #2 is debatable. (n/t) by rorajoey2006-01-30 10:50:39
    I have 9 also. by Didactylos2006-01-30 10:38:20
      I have 11 so far by voxwoman2006-01-30 10:42:24
        I also have 11. by rorajoey2006-01-30 11:09:42
        I think they've all been spoilered now. by Didactylos2006-01-30 10:43:24
          sure. 12, 24 and 28 (on the first test) by voxwoman2006-01-30 10:48:35
            Never mind. I looked in the thread below by voxwoman2006-01-30 10:55:10
*wheeze* Bad day for the snow blower to break down by kahuana2006-01-30 10:17:18
  Take your time. by Peace_man2006-01-30 10:22:49
    If you believe some people, that's not a problem. by kahuana2006-01-30 10:29:17
Attn: techi870. Canadian Firearms Law Q by Illiad2006-01-30 09:57:51
  Illiad as far as I can tell it's unrestricted. It by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks techi! by Illiad2006-01-30 11:41:57
      I hope you read my warning by DesertRat662006-01-30 11:46:48
        After I read the I realized I have 3 .303 Enfields by techi8702006-01-30 11:51:09
          Eeeek! A Cruffler has been made! by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
            "Norwegian .30-06 conversion K98k" by Pic2006-01-30 12:02:49
              Or perhaps not... by Pic2006-01-30 12:06:53
                Makes me wonder if he has an by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Nope. by Pic2006-01-30 12:30:42
                    Friend of mine acquired a Krag in a unique way by DesertRat662006-01-30 12:39:38
        Heh. by Illiad2006-01-30 11:47:46
          Kids will do that to you by DesertRat662006-01-30 11:51:22
            How come my kid didn't come with a shop manual?? ( (n/t) by Patch2006-01-30 12:39:22
              Because John C. Garand didn't design your kid by DesertRat662006-01-30 12:45:43
      I'm trying to stick to cheaper stuff right now. by techi8702006-01-30 11:46:09
        I can get a Garand for slightly less than that by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'll double check but I think it's unrestricted by techi8702006-01-30 10:08:51
    Be advised by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
      Wow, wasthat a BAR in the last one? (n/t) by NDwight2006-01-30 10:33:07
        See my response to ChuckAB (n/t) by DesertRat662006-01-30 10:35:23
        jOpps under "Just" (n/t) by NDwight2006-01-30 10:34:14
      A BAR?!? by ChuckAB2006-01-30 10:32:20
        Sort of by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
          GRRRR... Stupid Blue Coat. by ChuckAB2006-01-30 12:14:30
            You're kidding? by DesertRat662006-01-30 12:27:00
              Nope, not kidding. by ChuckAB2006-01-30 13:50:17
                No you're not by DesertRat662006-01-30 14:01:44
              <Deleted><Deleted>2006-01-30 14:26:02
                Moderated: Double Post (n/t) by Nea2006-01-30 14:26:19
                  How'd that happen? I'm usually VERY careful! by ChuckAB2006-01-30 14:46:14
Free Cake for all! by stephystar2006-01-30 09:56:52
  Hey, thanks. It showed up in our lunchroom by Peace_man2006-01-30 12:37:57
    Thanks and you're welcome! by stephystar2006-01-30 12:40:08
  Mmmm, caaaake.</homer_simpson> by rorajoey2006-01-30 12:35:08
  Can I ask which birthday it was? by esbita2006-01-30 12:08:02
    Not at all by stephystar2006-01-30 12:11:27
  oooh, cake! by esbita2006-01-30 11:16:01
  Manny happy returns of yesterday by ScissorS2006-01-30 10:14:32
    Thank you. (n/t) by stephystar2006-01-30 10:19:17
  Oooh... what kind of cake? (n/t) by lucidpsyche2006-01-30 09:59:59
    Well, I like spice cake by stephystar2006-01-30 10:03:12
      space cake? Oh, ESTEIS !!!!! :) (n/t) by klaranth2006-01-30 10:18:34
      Mmmmmm good cake *takes 2 peices* by XndeX2006-01-30 10:07:45
        *sputters* by stephystar2006-01-30 10:12:53
          Speaking of which, by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Hasn't happened yet by stephystar2006-01-30 10:27:57
              He is trying to skip out on it? by klaranth2006-01-30 12:02:11
                I may have an extra by DesertRat662006-01-30 12:57:13
                  And arent you close to where he ends up to be by klaranth2006-01-30 13:30:58
                    Not all that close, drats. by stephystar2006-01-30 13:34:25
                      And more to the west ..... :) by klaranth2006-01-30 14:03:13
                        We're working on that. by stephystar2006-01-30 14:05:33
                          What's wrong with Virginia? by klaranth2006-01-30 14:31:17
                He's not skipping by stephystar2006-01-30 12:11:54
What's with the λs? by jiteo2006-01-30 09:52:25
  Oh no! Not the λ song! (n/t) by kahuana2006-01-30 10:32:28
    Here's a λ, there's a λ, and another little λ (n/t) by williamashbless2006-01-30 10:47:41
  Where? (n/t) by Bonzo2006-01-30 10:24:52
    On the yellow nag strip sticky note. (n/t) by stephystar2006-01-30 10:32:19
      nag strip? by imperito2006-01-30 12:01:40
Windows DHCP hostname? by Myke2006-01-30 09:50:24
  And why're we're at it by Myke2006-01-30 10:06:47
    A "Why" dialog? I've never seen a "Why" dialog. by ChuckAB2006-01-30 10:20:50
      I think that's a 2003 server behaviour. by Skippy-ish_guy2006-01-30 10:22:28
        Yes. by Myke2006-01-30 10:28:26
          Just in the dev environment? by wwill2006-01-30 10:32:44
            Expect... heh. by Myke2006-01-30 10:37:01
              Not if you've ever by wwill2006-01-30 11:10:23
                my NetBSD box (on a Sun IPX) almost hit 700 days by Myke2006-01-30 11:17:00
                  Not unusual for Sun hardware ... by wwill2006-01-30 11:21:48
  *rewrite* Oh. You're talking about DHCP *requests* by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Not quite what I'm looking for... by Myke2006-01-30 10:04:01
      *Looks up RFC 2131* ... Hmmm - there is a by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
        hrh. by Myke2006-01-30 10:21:47
          I really need to go to lunch, but ... by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
Amusia is not that amusing by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I thought they congregate on American Idol! (n/t) by kahuana2006-01-30 10:37:41
  I got 27/30 on the test. by BaruMonkey2006-01-30 10:01:55
    28 out of 30 by Sterling_Ag2006-01-30 10:36:24
      ditto by emlaabs2006-01-30 10:45:28
    Not really a valid test by ahecht2006-01-30 10:26:35
      I got 30/30. But, I *am* a musician by voxwoman2006-01-30 10:32:54
        Same here. 30/30, and a musician. by rorajoey2006-01-30 23:11:47
        There's a story about young Mozart by run.dll2006-01-30 12:41:07
          And the music was called "the Miserere" by hej2006-01-30 12:45:38
So, my 6 year old monitor is being weird by Master_Rahl222006-01-30 09:44:00
  Either it's dying or weeping for a comrade... by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So is my 7 year old. Oh. MONITOR. doh! by dire_lobo2006-01-30 10:13:02
  As it is six years old that'd be my first by shorty822006-01-30 09:53:39
Hardware-software help needed by ScissorS2006-01-30 09:41:02
  UBUNTU is kinda fun... at least so far ;-) by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Woot ! They approved my request by ScissorS2006-01-30 10:10:42
  I'd go with a free OS by Glytch782006-01-30 09:44:51
Dear Santa, by rorajoey2006-01-30 09:37:15
  Sense-less ... he is already by ScissorS2006-01-30 09:44:52
  Too late. Someone got to him before you :) (n/t) by radiowave9112006-01-30 09:39:51
Alberta could have a 19 Billion dollar surplus by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wasn't this money supposed to help us by Peace_man2006-01-30 09:37:03
    We already get monthly rebates on our heating by techi8702006-01-30 09:43:33
Real live Dust Puppy without feet? by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What in Hades IS that? (n/t) by esbita2006-01-30 11:18:02
    A defeeted dustpuppy by hej2006-01-30 12:27:10
  It's a Tribble by SSpiffy2006-01-30 09:33:00
    I dont recall tribbles having a face (n/t) by Rogue19712006-01-30 09:37:51
      You have to turn 'um around - ST could pay 'um les by dire_lobo2006-01-30 09:44:25
  It's Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds's little brother! by McNutcase2006-01-30 09:30:06
    Linky for the clueless by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cuteness scale just tipped to by notdeadyet2006-01-30 09:23:41
  So cute and strangly creepy (n/t) by defect2006-01-30 09:17:45
  awwww, its so cute (n/t) by emlaabs2006-01-30 09:17:23
Web page development help question?? by augment_compass2006-01-30 09:08:10
  And I say: by Didactylos2006-01-30 09:33:18
    I agree. by shorty822006-01-30 09:37:46
      Thirded (or whatever) by radiowave9112006-01-30 09:41:37
        It's going to be a clicky. by augment_compass2006-01-30 10:13:23
          That's not quite the point. by lonegunman2006-01-30 11:02:20
            For those of us who care, here's some settings by lonegunman2006-01-30 11:09:42
  Idocs sez... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oh what fun! Thanks Turtle! (n/t) by augment_compass2006-01-30 09:19:12
Note to everyone: when you go to the museum... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The visitor was able to leave the museum unharmed, by rorajoey2006-01-30 09:47:55
  Hehehe. by Peace_man2006-01-30 09:33:17
  Good job I saw them while they were in one piece. by AndyA2006-01-30 09:25:23
  We set up a gmail for the kids this weekend, I kn by dire_lobo2006-01-30 09:05:24
  the museum staged it all by defect2006-01-30 09:03:12
    spoken like the insurance company (n/t) by emlaabs2006-01-30 09:03:57
      there going to bribe the guy that fell by defect2006-01-30 09:09:43
  can we say "oops!" (n/t) by emlaabs2006-01-30 09:01:58
    please... let me pay for that... by defdood2006-01-30 09:03:08
      Good Foxie ! by ScissorS2006-01-30 09:09:39
My poor monitor just gave up the magic smoke. :( by justncase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yup. Win2K on Solaris HW. by wwill2006-01-30 08:34:13
Why the H4 dosen't he just leav me then by Rogue19712006-01-30 08:15:58
  Simple by VivianC2006-01-30 10:37:22
  Why haven't you left? by Egaeus2006-01-30 10:24:34
    we got into rent control when we where both by Rogue19712006-01-30 10:52:49
    ^^ What Egaeus said. (n/t) by carthax2006-01-30 10:51:40
  He's a guy and Guys don't leave by XndeX2006-01-30 08:40:51
    Of *course* guys do the leaving on occasion. by Illiad2006-01-30 08:45:25
      IMO sticking it out for the kids can be BAD by DesertRat662006-01-30 08:49:59
        Marriage first, then kids. by jdelphiki2006-01-30 09:12:35
        roger that... you're not doing them any favors by by dire_lobo2006-01-30 09:01:09
  Maybe him beeing such a nice guy works both ways? by KeineAhnung2006-01-30 08:31:51
  Because he is trying to make it your fault by classic_jon2006-01-30 08:26:00
My van got broke by trogl2006-01-30 08:08:14
  Number one, be glad it was just metal. by wwill2006-01-30 09:41:40
    Can't rent a car by trogl2006-01-30 12:04:32
      You don't always need one by niwikki2006-01-30 15:53:43
  cycle! by thetree2006-01-30 08:14:55
MSDE Services help? by carthax2006-01-30 08:04:34
  Exactly the same as MSSQL Server 2000. (n/t) by Didactylos2006-01-30 08:35:21
    I've been googling and searching M$.com for two by carthax2006-01-30 08:44:23
      Distribution Transaction Coordinator. by carthax2006-01-30 08:53:31
Attn: Illiad by emlaabs2006-01-30 07:59:51
  OK, thanks for the report... by Illiad2006-01-30 08:45:59
    Hey I"m getting the side ad by Reddy2006-01-30 12:15:00
    And the membership problem is by wwill2006-01-30 08:50:09
  The ones from the ad council don't work for me. by dodrian2006-01-30 08:03:34
Linux Convert by Chunkboi2006-01-30 07:54:24
  Try by imrambi2006-01-30 08:58:54
Update on stem cell donation by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Great idea about the registration drive. (n/t) by Spud312006-01-30 09:15:32
  Is there a test they could run... by jdelphiki2006-01-30 09:03:54
    Probably not necessary by SnappingTurtle2006-01-30 09:06:39
      I have sleep apnea as well. by wolfhound6682006-01-30 09:34:29
        Sleep apnea doesn't prevent you... by SnappingTurtle2006-01-30 09:42:53
          re-read, by wolfhound6682006-01-30 09:49:09
Mind the music and the step (n/t) by ihope1272006-01-30 07:47:31
  And with the boys be handy (n/t) by quilting_kitty2006-01-30 07:53:16
    It scared me so, by wwill2006-01-30 07:56:01
So baby is annoying by Spisefisken2006-01-30 07:28:58
  Breech babies can be convinced to turn around by ilve2read2006-01-30 17:47:44
    They talk about... by wolfhound6682006-01-30 18:51:53
  Advice by VivianC2006-01-30 10:57:48
    Possible? by wolfhound6682006-01-30 11:28:10
      As long as it's comfortable for the mom... by jdelphiki2006-01-30 12:31:30
        Kidding :) by wolfhound6682006-01-30 12:59:22
          Wasn't sure... by jdelphiki2006-01-30 13:36:29
            This put us... by wolfhound6682006-01-30 15:45:00
  Baby wants to pick his own birthday by ScissorS2006-01-30 09:34:33
    Well I want some time alone with it by Spisefisken2006-01-30 10:36:11
  Why do I get the mental image... by jdelphiki2006-01-30 09:23:55
    We also had a C by wolfhound6682006-01-30 09:45:06
      We had a similar experience by emlaabs2006-01-30 12:13:41
        One of the benefits or a C... by wolfhound6682006-01-30 13:05:34
      To clarify... by wolfhound6682006-01-30 09:47:47
        Thanks for that. by VivianC2006-01-30 10:49:00
          I personally thought it was pretty cool. by jdelphiki2006-01-30 11:35:36
            Our doc told us later... by wolfhound6682006-01-30 12:52:58
              Yep. They can take care... by jdelphiki2006-01-30 13:23:12
                Don't get me started... by wolfhound6682006-01-30 15:52:36
  Have you been listening to Adam Ant? by hyzenthlay2006-01-30 07:55:46
  Babies don't use calendars by notdeadyet2006-01-30 07:35:26
Monday Morning Mixed Metaphor Thread by hieraco2006-01-30 07:22:40
  Don't cross the road... by Peace_man2006-01-30 09:44:08
  A stitch in time is worth two in the bush (n/t) by Master_Rahl222006-01-30 07:37:29
    People in glass houses sink ships! (n/t) by BaruMonkey2006-01-30 07:51:25
      And don't cross the road... by BaruMonkey2006-01-30 08:11:59
        2 wrongs are soon parted (n/t) by notdeadyet2006-01-30 09:01:21
          Don't try to throw the bull over my eyes! (n/t) by Imp2006-01-30 09:44:57
Note to self: tires by SnappingTurtle2006-01-30 07:05:30
  Aaaand What colour are your pants...? (n/t) by toxin2006-01-30 07:08:33
    Before or after? (n/t) by evil_andy2006-01-30 07:31:56
What with Bloggers buying cellphone records of by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
One of my client's client's cheif server-wrangler by Myke2006-01-30 07:01:45
Woot ! Pandora now got an ad-version, too. by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thanks for reminding me of that! by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  very cool by emlaabs2006-01-30 07:56:42
  How come by gregg_hughes2006-01-30 07:54:45
    Cause they are doing their best to include by klaranth2006-01-30 07:58:19
*closes Outlook and Trillian* by Khaar2006-01-30 06:22:55
Repost: Looking to buy an older Powerbook by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I have been looking for soemthing also. by maceogan2006-01-30 08:15:28
    Well.... by Myke2006-01-30 09:57:33
  Actually I have an old one I'm not using. by dodrian2006-01-30 06:13:28
    I didn't say ancient :P (n/t) by Myke2006-01-30 06:54:56
Oh sure, the Wright brothers by jiteo2006-01-30 06:04:31
  The wings on their plane was made from... by SnappingTurtle2006-01-30 08:00:36
  Moon = cheese. I rest my case! :P (n/t) by Corvus_One2006-01-30 06:05:58
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
Palace Revolt:one groups stand against abuse of by Garrinka2006-11-19 12:55:59
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
How on Earth did Peter Jackson... by wolfhound6682006-01-30 05:19:22
  The reason he got to direct those films... by Kickstart2006-01-30 11:36:29
    Seriously? by jdelphiki2006-01-30 12:36:59
      Yep, it's true. by Kickstart2006-01-30 18:51:22
  I thought "The Frighteners" was horror/comedy. by kahuana2006-01-30 10:09:50
    I didn't laugh.. by wolfhound6682006-01-30 11:08:54
  I still don't understand how... by Sharku2006-01-30 08:31:44
    Honestly, I like the movies more. by Ravenlock2006-01-30 23:29:06
    The sign of a good director is not by AndyA2006-01-30 09:17:12
      I haven't seen the extended versions... by Sharku2006-01-30 13:08:50
        BTW, nice nick... by jdelphiki2006-01-30 13:40:56
      Agreed, except that... by jdelphiki2006-01-30 09:36:13
      The Hobbit by evilsysadmin2006-01-30 09:25:12
        I think someone else was directing that. by AndyA2006-01-30 09:33:33
  I don't think he had that reputation before LoTR by evil_andy2006-01-30 05:29:39
    what about "meet the feebles"? by Astro-g2006-01-30 06:03:13
- - - ThE FuNnY FaRm - - - by Mr.Taco2006-01-30 05:16:56
  BWA HA HA @ #2 by Master_Rahl222006-01-30 09:39:21
    In fact this is a quite old one (but nonetheless by Qcumber-some2006-01-30 10:35:33
Fun little test... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I only got 18 of those without hints. by rorajoey2006-01-30 10:41:15
  20 here...no help :) (n/t) by kanpai802006-01-30 10:00:32
  Got 22 without help :) (n/t) by Master_Rahl222006-01-30 09:37:48
  Here's some more... by BorgKing2006-11-19 12:55:59
  29 is not true. by Michiel2006-01-30 07:49:34
    Here, it's being used as a specialist term. by Didactylos2006-01-30 07:52:55
  Right: Am I a genius, or just a bit too by Spiff2006-01-30 07:29:45
    Americanized??!? -Possible Spoiler- by wwill2006-01-30 07:59:50
    If anything, it's European, not American. (n/t) by Ravenlock2006-01-30 07:42:11
      Ah, but my fluency in English by Spiff2006-01-30 08:16:20
        25 of 33 by Spiff2006-01-30 08:25:50
          "Free of cultural bias", by Ravenlock2006-01-30 08:50:05
  Someone who has them all, please post answers for by crankshaft-jr2006-01-30 07:18:33
    OK--- *** Mother of all SPOILERS*** by Control2006-01-30 07:35:19
      Thanks muchly. Never would have gotten a number o by crankshaft-jr2006-01-30 07:51:17
      14, 17, and 31 I would've never guessed by Concept2006-01-30 07:38:54
        It's a song: by Sterling_Ag2006-01-30 07:42:14
          Never heard of it. Until now. :) (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 07:51:33
        Typo. by Didactylos2006-01-30 07:41:08
  and....done! by Feng_Li2006-01-30 07:15:48
  I think I got 30 of them legitimately, by Ravenlock2006-01-30 07:14:22
  31 damnit! by Control2006-01-30 07:09:27
    Found it with some googling. by Feng_Li2006-01-30 07:15:05
    I'll try. by ihope1272006-01-30 07:10:44
      My best guess by Feng_Li2006-01-30 07:11:53
        Spoiler/question by ihope1272006-01-30 07:36:10
          It isn't... by Concept2006-01-30 07:37:07
            Who the H*LL outside of England would know that?!! (n/t) by Dshade2006-01-30 08:20:47
              Well, me, for one. But I looked it up. ;) (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 08:36:16
        wikipedia knew it by Control2006-01-30 07:16:50
          Oh good grief. by Concept2006-01-30 07:29:35
  Number 6 by ihope1272006-01-30 07:07:19
    Oh. Figured it out. (n/t) by ihope1272006-01-30 07:13:20
    It's more words that you need to type. (n/t) by Michiel2006-01-30 07:10:08
    Hint: by Feng_Li2006-01-30 07:09:45
  Now seeking hints: 7, 14, 15, 17, 19, 25, 26, 28, by Concept2006-01-30 06:48:41
    Got 29 (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 07:17:53
    Got 19. (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 07:00:44
    Trade you your choice for #31? (n/t) by Feng_Li2006-01-30 06:55:42
      Which ones are you looking for? (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 06:56:54
        Whoops, just read the subject line. by Feng_Li2006-01-30 06:59:48
          I'll get there eventually. :) (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 07:01:00
    And got 25 (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 06:54:46
      and 26. (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 06:55:21
    Got 15. by Concept2006-01-30 06:53:43
    Got 28 by Concept2006-01-30 06:52:12
      Yep, that one is poorly worded. by dodrian2006-01-30 07:04:54
    SPOILER by Control2006-01-30 06:50:54
      Ha ha, got it. Thanks! (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 06:52:47
  Darn. The answers are hashed. :) (n/t) by Michiel2006-01-30 06:48:41
    Heheh, must've tried the same thing I did. ;) by Concept2006-01-30 06:49:34
  Wow, lots of geniuses on this board by Concept2006-01-30 06:35:40
    YKWYD by rorajoey2006-01-30 10:31:56
  If 19 is genius, by Didactylos2006-01-30 06:30:39
  All done by evil_andy2006-01-30 06:24:35
  Still missing 12,14,26,28,31 and 33 by Control2006-01-30 06:18:40
    :-S by Didactylos2006-01-30 06:20:57
      and 12 now by Control2006-01-30 06:28:45
      got 28 if you still need it (n/t) by Control2006-01-30 06:23:55
    forget 26, got that (n/t) by Control2006-01-30 06:19:51
  Just got 6 left. by Didactylos2006-01-30 06:02:46
    Hint for #28 by Alcyone2006-01-30 06:20:46
      *kicks self* (n/t) by Didactylos2006-01-30 06:24:12
      That's what I thought, but I can't get it to by Feng_Li2006-01-30 06:23:38
        Bah. Fixed it. Just need 31 now... (n/t) by Feng_Li2006-01-30 06:48:47
      Thank you, got it. (n/t) by Control2006-01-30 06:21:16
    Hints: by Feng_Li2006-01-30 06:19:53
      thx! (n/t) by Didactylos2006-01-30 06:29:42
    *crosses off 11* (n/t) by Didactylos2006-01-30 06:04:30
      Missing 6, 8, 24, 28, and 31. (n/t) by Feng_Li2006-01-30 06:05:47
        hints: by Didactylos2006-01-30 06:08:25
          Still stuck... by Feng_Li2006-01-30 06:35:49
            Got a hint for 33? by Control2006-01-30 06:36:59
              Right here: by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Saw that already by Control2006-01-30 06:41:15
                  Clever hint. Thanks! :) (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 06:47:05
                  Danke! (n/t) by Feng_Li2006-01-30 06:43:03
                  Further hint: by Feng_Li2006-01-30 06:42:20
                    Either I'm just too dense for that one by Control2006-01-30 06:50:00
                      Even further hint: by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        Got it, thanks by Control2006-01-30 07:01:02
                          That would make it a bit tough :-) by Feng_Li2006-01-30 07:04:36
            20 -> 30 (n/t) by Feng_Li2006-01-30 06:36:10
          Ought to be 52 C in a D (W J), IMHO (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 06:33:42
          TY on #8. Got it now. (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 06:21:10
      *and 7* (n/t) by Didactylos2006-01-30 06:05:36
        *strikes 31* (n/t) by Didactylos2006-01-30 06:13:28
  Colour me Neanderthal then. by Corvus_One2006-01-30 05:57:47
  29 by evil_andy2006-01-30 05:48:40
    You'll slap yourself when you get #3 by Concept2006-01-30 05:50:42
      Now I'm very curious. by Michiel2006-01-30 07:00:54
        :D (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 07:27:55
        Never mind. I got it... *slaps* (n/t) by Michiel2006-01-30 07:05:14
      *slap* (n/t) by evil_andy2006-01-30 06:16:29
      *spoiler* by da-gimp2006-01-30 05:53:11
  Done 20. (n/t) by Didactylos2006-01-30 05:27:02
    I'm now at 19 accepted, and 3... by Ravenlock2006-01-30 05:35:20
      21 accepted now, thanks to Control. :-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2006-01-30 05:41:04
        Stuck at 22 myself by Control2006-01-30 05:43:01
          Ha! Got #22 at a guess at "words that fit". :) by Concept2006-01-30 05:48:17
            *SPOILER* by Avium2006-01-30 05:57:23
              Yeah got 9. As for 5, hmm.... (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 06:05:42
                Oh, I get it! *smack* (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 06:06:09
          Up to 23! ;-) by Ravenlock2006-01-30 05:45:16
            Now it's accepted it - up to 25 (n/t) by Control2006-01-30 05:46:55
              27 here. by Feng_Li2006-01-30 05:47:35
                25 with Control, here. (n/t) by Ravenlock2006-01-30 05:47:57
  Just goes to show... by purplepineapple2006-01-30 05:25:54
    True. by Feng_Li2006-01-30 05:27:18
      Double check your spelling by purplepineapple2006-01-30 05:28:24
        Dunno about that. by Feng_Li2006-01-30 05:33:21
          #30 is also non-US-centric (n/t) by Control2006-01-30 05:48:06
            Which country(s) does it pertain to? (n/t) by Feng_Li2006-01-30 05:54:43
              nvm, got it. by Feng_Li2006-01-30 05:56:44
                Mmm, geographical knowledge. by Concept2006-01-30 06:08:31
                  Wild guess, actually :-) (n/t) by Feng_Li2006-01-30 06:15:25
              That would be quite a heavy spoiler by Control2006-01-30 05:56:33
                No, need, I guessed it. :-) (n/t) by Feng_Li2006-01-30 05:57:24
  Getting them all would take a while by Feng_Li2006-01-30 05:22:08
    The question is what is it really measuring? (n/t) by Concept2006-01-30 05:23:34
      Read the small print at the bottom of the page by purplepineapple2006-01-30 05:24:49
        Partial answer. :) by Concept2006-01-30 05:29:36
  At 11 now. Seems more of a test of unit by Concept2006-01-30 05:18:54
  There are a couple it won't give me, by Ravenlock2006-01-30 04:59:57
    I have a similar problem. **SPOILER** by rorajoey2006-01-30 10:15:40
      *** SPOILER *** by redfox2006-01-30 11:15:08
    Which ones? (n/t) by Didactylos2006-01-30 05:27:20
      ***SPOILER*** by Ravenlock2006-01-30 05:34:39
        Double L, double N. (n/t) by Didactylos2006-01-30 05:40:58
        Also, it is *SPOILER* by Concept2006-01-30 05:40:50
          Criminy! Okay, 22 accepted now, by Ravenlock2006-01-30 05:43:16
        ***SPOILER*** by Control2006-01-30 05:36:50
          Yikes, that first one is embarrassing. by Ravenlock2006-01-30 05:38:25
coffee...COFFEE NOWWWWW!!!!! by nobius2006-01-30 04:21:48
  Kinda reminds me of Jeremy Piven... by Cural2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Had to stop on the way in... by wolfhound6682006-01-30 05:06:56
    no cuddling makes for lousy sleep sometimes... by defdood2006-01-30 05:49:11
      Didn't help... by wolfhound6682006-01-30 07:02:40
      Too much cuddling as well! by spiros2006-01-30 06:26:34
  You called? by treehugger2006-01-30 04:27:45
    ahhh by nobius2006-01-30 04:32:13
Reminds me of the joke.... by frizzgrig2006-01-30 04:09:09
  Brrrriiinnnggggg by hieraco2006-01-30 07:12:37
    Look again at who posted sooner. (n/t) by Khaar2006-01-30 07:15:48
      Not Counting Illiad's cartoon (there's a cartoon?) by hieraco2006-01-30 07:57:02
        I though you were referring to zeitnot's reply. by Khaar2006-01-30 08:12:36
          Yeah, all the `good' names are taken already by hieraco2006-01-30 21:15:07
"new standard..."? by jpprater2006-01-30 03:33:37
  it's a variation on the lightbulb joke. by zeitnot2006-01-30 04:10:41
    *chortle snicker*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! by jpprater2006-01-30 04:14:25
**Medival herald emerges from the TSC** by NemoHac2006-01-30 03:00:33
  Funny, I always thought of XP by frizzgrig2006-01-30 04:21:48
    I think few but the most zealous... by Khaar2006-01-30 04:43:35
  Oi Herald! by treehugger2006-01-30 03:30:57
    **Herald sidles out of TSC** by NemoHac2006-01-30 03:46:12
The UF Toolbox daily reminder by UF Toolbox2006-11-19 12:55:59
Did Dubya and Bill learn from each other? by IByte2006-01-30 02:37:15
  "Depends on what the definition of is is" by frizzgrig2006-01-30 04:10:12
Commuting sucks by smiler_as2006-01-30 02:23:40
  Been there, done that by frizzgrig2006-01-30 04:14:44
    My dad had to do that for 5 or 6 months by voxwoman2006-01-30 04:28:50
      dont have kids yet by smiler_as2006-01-30 05:07:41
    exactly what i have done by smiler_as2006-01-30 04:16:38
  *sympathizes* by Feng_Li2006-01-30 02:55:47
    not ideal by smiler_as2006-01-30 03:01:35
      Very sensible by ixeian2006-01-30 03:16:46
You know you're bored when... by kyl1912006-01-30 02:22:20
  *wishes for enough time to get bored* (n/t) by Khaar2006-01-30 02:33:15
  Ring spotting! (n/t) by moddermonster2006-01-30 02:31:24
World Community Grid: Team User Friendly by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wibble! [Shock and Awe.] by kyl1912006-01-31 00:00:05
Nice reference... by add21K2006-11-19 12:55:59
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2006-01-30 01:00:02
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by treehugger2006-11-19 12:55:59
  BAS with an extra 'birthday' splash. by esbita2006-01-30 04:34:19
    Happy b-day esbita! Many more happy years to ya! (n/t) by Garrinka2006-01-30 05:57:34
    *serves BAS with splash* by treehugger2006-01-30 04:49:44
    Congratulations by ixeian2006-01-30 04:40:36
      Yes, wonderful, thanks. by esbita2006-01-30 11:14:11
  Ahhh glorious Friday! by RoyIreson2006-01-30 03:52:33
    Good morning, oh ye of upside down weeks by treehugger2006-01-30 04:06:47
  morning by smiler_as2006-01-30 02:24:56
    *Serves large thermos of BAS* by treehugger2006-01-30 02:51:28
      t/y by smiler_as2006-01-30 02:56:22
  *grumble, grumble, grumble* by rogue19712006-01-30 02:06:07
    Can't you get a restraining order or such? (n/t) by klaranth2006-01-30 02:59:14
    {{{Rogue1971}}} by treehugger2006-01-30 02:10:44
      caramel sreamer? by rogue19712006-01-30 02:14:24
        s/streamer/steamer (n/t) by rogue19712006-01-30 02:19:58
          Sure ! by treehugger2006-01-30 02:22:34
            *sips slowly* thanks! (n/t) by rogue19712006-01-30 02:31:45
  Good morning to you too by ixeian2006-01-30 01:56:49
    Good morning! by treehugger2006-01-30 02:00:27
      Could be something about that :D by ixeian2006-01-30 02:11:46
  Good morning by vectorz2006-01-30 01:51:22
    *hands out the good cheer* by treehugger2006-01-30 01:59:53
      Kill my bank account :) well sort of by vectorz2006-01-30 02:17:20
        Ooooh, Nasty by treehugger2006-01-30 02:23:47
          Cheques? Not very common around here by vectorz2006-01-30 02:31:01
            Problem solved by vectorz2006-01-30 04:07:35
              Fantastic. by treehugger2006-01-30 04:10:32
                Hm.. yep by vectorz2006-01-30 04:12:19
                  *refils cup with green tea* (n/t) by treehugger2006-01-30 04:20:55
                    Thanks (n/t) by vectorz2006-01-30 05:55:45
  Morning/Evening {{{treehugger}}} by dab2006-01-30 01:45:31
    *serves pot of tea and plate of mini cookies* by treehugger2006-01-30 01:49:10
      thankee. by dab2006-01-30 01:55:02
  ='( [ + Nightwish sheet music update] by kyrasantae2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *whistles* by Esteis2006-01-30 01:12:53
    *doesn't play piano* by Feng_Li2006-01-30 01:12:03
      It's also quite a ... climactic key change there. (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-01-30 01:19:00
      Heh by kyrasantae2006-01-30 01:17:17
        *goes sleuthing* by Feng_Li2006-01-30 01:32:40
          I really like that song! by Feng_Li2006-01-30 01:47:27
            No, this is their most quiet song, they're a metal by Mad Marty2006-01-30 02:13:35
              I'd say "Angels Fall First" is quieter :P (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-01-30 02:15:57
                It's not so much about quiet/loud by Feng_Li2006-01-30 02:38:44
                  Little of that found in Nightwish. (n/t) by Arivia2006-01-30 02:40:19
                    Cool! I'll have to look for some CDs. by Feng_Li2006-01-30 02:45:08
                      Well, okay... by Arivia2006-01-30 03:15:22
                        other bands that could be interesting by chaotic2006-01-30 07:43:12
                          Can't believe no one has mentioned Stratovarius (n (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-01-30 14:28:27
                        I'll have a look, then. by Feng_Li2006-01-30 03:28:01
            That's a ballad for that band by afterburner2006-01-30 02:10:52
              And I'm annoyed because I'm an alto voice by kyrasantae2006-01-30 02:14:51
                I think you'll have to contact the band by afterburner2006-01-30 02:20:27
            I have one of their CD's by ixeian2006-01-30 02:09:31
              Well, I have a Hammond at home by Feng_Li2006-01-30 02:42:07
                There's just something about that sound by ixeian2006-01-30 02:56:29
                I'll sing! :-P (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-01-30 02:45:55
                  How far away from Oregon are you? by Feng_Li2006-01-30 02:48:07
                    Uh, I'm north of the border :P (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-01-30 02:49:10
                      Yeah, I know. :-P by Feng_Li2006-01-30 02:53:26
                        Aaah that makes my brain hurt. (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-01-30 02:54:22
            I think most of it is like that. by kyrasantae2006-01-30 01:50:25
    *brings over the box of tissues* by treehugger2006-01-30 01:10:05
      But of course, the first step to getting by kyrasantae2006-01-30 01:41:20
  Morning by afterburner2006-01-30 00:53:23
    Mornin' by jonsku2006-01-30 01:10:40
      Hello by afterburner2006-01-30 01:12:35
    {{{afterburner}}} by treehugger2006-01-30 00:55:26
      Thanks by afterburner2006-01-30 00:59:18
  Need...BAS... by jonsku2006-01-30 00:53:14
    *serves BAS* by treehugger2006-01-30 00:54:47
      *sips BAS* by jonsku2006-01-30 01:05:37
        Excellent news! by treehugger2006-01-30 01:07:50
          Had a good weekend, yes. by jonsku2006-01-30 01:19:42
            You mean Conan O'Brien continues as our president by afterburner2006-01-30 01:41:07
              ;-P (n/t) by jonsku2006-01-30 02:13:48
              w00t (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-01-30 01:45:42
                I hope that is sarcasm right there :-þ (n/t) by afterburner2006-01-30 01:46:49
                  I just got caught up on the Conan clips by kyrasantae2006-01-30 01:49:01
            6 years! Oh boy. by treehugger2006-01-30 01:28:02
              Yes, please. A refil would be great! by jonsku2006-01-30 01:35:03
                *refils the BAS mug* (n/t) by treehugger2006-01-30 01:39:51
                  Thanks! (n/t) by jonsku2006-01-30 02:12:38
  Good morning! by chrisP2006-01-30 00:52:29
    *hugs with good cheer* by treehugger2006-01-30 00:53:56
      *hugs back* by chrisP2006-01-30 00:59:06
        *serves BAS and choc muffins* by treehugger2006-01-30 01:01:12
          Thank you. by chrisP2006-01-30 01:17:38
            It will. by treehugger2006-01-30 01:28:57
              You're welcome. by chrisP2006-01-30 01:37:01
  morning by beliar2006-01-30 00:45:35
    Mornin' by treehugger2006-01-30 00:46:25
      thanks by beliar2006-01-30 00:47:00
  *takes some good cheer* by syren2006-01-30 00:45:00
    Aww petal, not feeling well today? by treehugger2006-01-30 00:45:51
      Good morning, friends. by Esteis2006-01-30 01:00:39
        Môge, Esteis! by Feng_Li2006-01-30 01:15:35
          Goeiesmorgens, Feng_Li! by Esteis2006-01-30 01:20:00
            Excuse or no, by Feng_Li2006-01-30 01:31:58
              I'm usually fine with the smoke. by Esteis2006-01-30 01:40:35
        Aha, well. Tis a very secret thing... by treehugger2006-01-30 01:04:58
          Ah. NOW I see. by Esteis2006-01-30 01:09:03
            Oh I'm so sorry, I forgot your tea order by treehugger2006-01-30 01:12:22
              Do don't worry about it. (n/t) by Esteis2006-01-30 01:14:18
          So it's a bit like the Triad? by kyrasantae2006-01-30 01:08:40
            It's better than the Triad. by treehugger2006-01-30 01:10:48
      I'll get over it...mostly only lasts a day. by syren2006-01-30 00:49:13
        I left some chocolate flavoured ones in your LJ by treehugger2006-01-30 00:49:46
Yo Illiad! by Lord_Dolphin2006-01-30 00:27:30
W:ET anyone? (n/t) by compmanio362006-01-30 00:26:47
Some tattoos... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  For help call 1-800-IAM-DUMB by hieraco2006-01-30 07:08:14
  Why? (n/t) by frizzgrig2006-01-30 04:17:24
  Leviticus 19:28 by nix2006-01-30 00:15:27
    That would make a GREAT tattoo! (n/t) by rhinobird2006-01-30 02:34:35
    Irony? (n/t) by bimkins2006-01-30 00:16:39
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-01-30 00:05:55
  Bad Bad Bad Boy by arcrider742006-11-19 12:55:59
  This is frowned upon. Read the FAQ, specifically by snate2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Modded for FPing, disabled for 48 hours, requiring by Kickstart2006-01-30 00:07:28
    Hear hear! by myke2006-01-30 00:13:29
    WTF? An apology? by Arivia2006-01-30 00:10:09
      Cripes. Touchy yesterday and today, by Ravenlock2006-01-30 02:11:32
      For violating clearly-stated long-standing by adiplomat2006-01-30 00:28:08
      You'll change your mind by myke2006-01-30 00:17:01
      bad mood by inkey2006-01-30 00:13:34
      We want to see by Tyop2006-01-30 00:12:28
        <me>Sets up the whipping post </me> by imWACC02006-01-30 00:17:23
          Easy now... by Tyop2006-01-30 00:21:26
  You've been posting for over 2 years by ToLazyToThink2006-01-30 00:04:41
  yes... by reshurc2006-01-30 00:04:23
    The burning of your flesh after KS's BFG9000K by Cokish2006-01-30 00:43:16
      BFG? by hieraco2006-01-30 07:02:56
    And who the f4 cares? by myke2006-01-30 00:09:21
  Nope. More like 'first moderation'. (n/t) by ag_wyvern2006-01-30 00:04:03
    phew just in time :) by inkey2006-01-30 00:08:17
      Wasn't even the first! by myke2006-01-30 00:12:17
Comment Board Trivia by count_02006-01-30 00:01:41
  New Q: by andrimner2006-01-30 10:49:47
    The US Marines. by McNutcase2006-01-30 10:52:00
      Nearly right..... by andrimner2006-01-30 11:05:01
        The question above stands but I correct myself... by andrimner2006-01-30 11:38:41
          That was the answer I was looking for. (n/t) by McNutcase2006-01-30 13:20:28
  New Q: by DerSarek2006-01-30 03:47:52
    The Mustang. by McNutcase2006-01-30 04:14:49
      The FIRST F-15 was a converted P-61 by andrimner2006-01-30 10:39:50
      the F-15A, F stands for fighter. by Sterling_Ag2006-01-30 08:50:32
        Late in the day, but yer wrong. by McNutcase2006-01-30 10:47:49
          I stand corrected. by Sterling_Ag2006-01-30 14:31:52
        I'm a busybody i know...SR-71 by andrimner2006-01-30 10:44:49
          I was sure it was the YF-12... (n/t) by McNutcase2006-01-30 10:46:01
            That was the proposed fighter version by andrimner2006-01-30 10:59:55
        The Warthog by Imp2006-01-30 09:42:15
          the warthog is the a-10 by wwill2006-01-30 10:20:58
          I thought the Warthog was the A-10? (n/t) by Illiad2006-01-30 10:05:18
Translations by Nea2006-01-30 00:01:01
  deutsch/german (top post) (n/t) by c3po2006-01-30 00:06:52
    by c3po by c3po2006-01-30 00:07:36
      wäre by beliar2006-01-30 00:16:51
        Tja,... by c3po2006-01-30 00:36:01
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Our school should have some informatics teaching by Len482006-01-30 14:21:28
  The difference between "W" and by tompaine2006-01-30 12:40:33
  Email sucks and creates massive stress by Kickstart2006-01-30 11:51:43
  Tolkien isn't that great by Chuk2006-01-30 10:28:19
    Blasphemy! (n/t) by nix2006-01-30 12:17:42
  Cell phones are evil (n/t) by sloth_guy2006-01-30 10:22:30
  Government has no place acting as provider. (n/t) by kelli2172006-01-30 09:11:12
  almost everyone is right about capital punishment by RunNeoRun2006-01-30 07:54:44
  The problems of my government are my fault. (n/t) by Kreation2006-01-30 07:53:00
  Single doesn't mean "impaired" :P (n/t) by sstacks2006-01-30 07:32:35
  Being "one of the best" does NOT mean by hieraco2006-01-30 06:58:48
  I have a couple of different social groups. by ihope1272006-01-30 06:47:31
  That I am the unmistakeable center of the universe (n/t) by jdelphiki2006-01-30 06:18:23
  Country music sucks (n/t) by AshyRaine2006-01-30 05:14:17
  What social group?!!! (n/t) by Dshade2006-01-30 04:32:04
  Reality exists (n/t) by hobbs2006-01-30 04:28:31
  I don't believe in common sense by Hlloyge2006-01-30 03:38:56
  1. America brought terrorisim upon itself by NemoHac2006-01-30 02:49:37
  I believe Fuel and Power are too Cheap! by gordosan2006-01-30 00:49:37
    Esp. in US... (n/t) by Hlloyge2006-01-30 03:22:07
    First hit is always free by rhinobird2006-01-30 01:38:16
    Unfortunately, they'd probably just complain more. (n/t) by Khaar2006-01-30 01:05:52
  I'm catholic, and I don't think the world will end by Lord_Dolphin2006-01-30 00:29:05
  Driving is a skill, but it can be an art. (n/t) by Skippy-ish_guy2006-01-30 00:25:25
  I don't have faith in anything, by Tyop2006-01-30 00:18:49
    Oh, an optimist! by Hlloyge2006-01-30 03:20:41
      Well Said (n/t) by Len482006-01-30 14:14:33
  People who don't want to work shouldn't have to. by whybird2006-01-30 00:14:30
    HAHAHA by rhinobird2006-01-30 01:45:56
    I like it (n/t) by Control2006-01-30 00:49:30
    Why should the productive members by adiplomat2006-01-30 00:32:21
      We do that either way. by Khaar2006-01-30 01:00:47
        Like Khaar said, either way we pay by whybird2006-01-30 04:03:06
          Sounds like Weber's Honor Harrington by Master_Rahl222006-01-30 07:32:46
            I don't live in no superpower. by whybird2006-01-30 19:53:22
            Re: In your mercy we are sheltered by Kreation2006-01-30 07:51:11
  That I'm sane. (n/t) by Khaar2006-01-30 00:12:40
  Drunkeness is an unforgivable sin by kyrasantae2006-01-30 00:12:10
    Make that excesive, drunkeness by hieraco2006-01-30 06:55:31
    such as? (n/t) by myke2006-01-30 00:36:54
      if you had to act in "Jar Jar Binks: The Musical" by Carciofus2006-01-30 00:51:36
        ... "on ice." (n/t) by whybird2006-01-30 04:05:50
  Java will die and be ruled by Ruby (n/t) by challinor2006-01-30 00:10:52
  Slippers are evil (n/t) by Carciofus2006-01-30 00:10:05
    Sandals are the WAY. (n/t) by nix2006-01-30 00:17:56
      no.... no! follow the gourd!! (n/t) by Lord_Dolphin2006-01-30 00:30:28
      They might eat your feet if you anger them by Carciofus2006-01-30 00:22:24
  I should be in absolute POWER! (n/t) by Bonzo2006-01-30 00:09:34
  anarcho-capitalist (n/t) by archnerd2006-01-30 00:09:22
  wiccan (n/t) by inkey2006-01-30 00:06:27
    Aye! (The new standard?) by hieraco2006-01-30 06:54:13
    Blessed be by imWACC02006-01-30 00:12:22
      Then why isn't your nickname 'imWICCO'? (n/t) by Control2006-01-30 05:59:33
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  PParkerinemergencyagaintogetunstuckfromgenitals by Bonzo2006-01-30 00:07:26

 

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