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Silkroad question by Master_Rahl222005-12-03 01:40:10
I was going to stay up for rollover but I'm not. by ChuckAB2005-12-02 23:29:46
  So Dutch Schultz is sending emails from beyond? (n (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2005-12-02 23:37:18
Putnam tomorrow (n/t) by archnerd2005-12-02 23:14:01
  Ring-a-ling-a-ling! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
*dances* by babywhizIT2005-12-02 23:07:24
The best white trash meal ever by krisguy2005-12-02 23:01:25
  Word Up... by babywhizIT2005-12-02 23:02:50
I've got a typing problem with my 's' key by Kickstart2005-12-02 22:56:08
  I con only hope, by fudje2005-12-03 13:38:23
  > KICK TART (n/t) by Esteis2005-12-02 22:59:54
    *Kick Etei* (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-12-02 23:03:35
      1..2..3..KICK 1..2..3..KICK! by astro-g2005-12-02 23:53:09
A ten thousand dollar UFO abduction by hadji2005-12-02 22:43:38
attn: SilkRoad players by theanomaly2005-12-02 22:18:55
Grandfather back in hospital by maximumbob2005-12-02 21:46:15
  {{{maximumbob & grandfather}}} (n/t) by oot2005-12-02 22:20:18
  *sends good vibes* by Esteis2005-12-02 22:17:47
What do you get by daemon_poet2005-12-02 21:31:31
  My gues would have been by hieraco2005-12-03 00:15:32
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2005-12-02 21:00:02
  I'd like something non-sweet, non-alcoholic. by Esteis2005-12-02 22:21:32
    I could give you a glass off bittrex, but you by astro-g2005-12-02 23:09:56
Cell phone issues (funny) by imrambi2005-12-02 20:19:10
New Olympic medals unveiled by iarann2006-11-19 12:55:59
  First thought on the top picture: Frisbee! by ideur2005-12-02 22:58:55
  Sponsored by Tim Hortons ;) (n/t) by theanomaly2005-12-02 22:12:25
  They almost look like by imrambi2005-12-02 20:22:03
    I was thinking lifesavers or do-nuts (n/t) by lab rat2005-12-02 20:25:39
      Yes! Lifesavers! heh (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-12-02 20:58:07
  Those are pretty cool, actually. (n/t) by Llyr2005-12-02 20:16:30
Got found out that one of my best friends smokes. by Esteis2005-12-02 20:15:09
  If this will help..... by Electric Storm2005-12-03 00:56:06
  then leave the baby seals alone. (n/t) by shminux2005-12-02 20:32:39
    But why? What fur? (n/t) by Esteis2005-12-02 20:45:40
  s/Got found/Just found/ (n/t) by Esteis2005-12-02 20:15:40
All right. by Llyr2005-12-02 20:06:37
  and a BOOT to the HEAD! by rorajoey2005-12-03 00:10:52
  *Serves Llyr a cup of TMK* by babywhizIT2005-12-02 23:06:44
  What does "preempting numbers" mean? by Esteis2005-12-02 20:47:14
    Numb3rs is a TV show :-P (n/t) by kyrasantae2005-12-02 20:48:09
      Ahhhh. So Numb3rs was bumped in favour of by Esteis2005-12-02 20:55:33
        Your letter should be in the mail early next week. by kyrasantae2005-12-02 20:58:28
          No hurry. I should be starting on yours soon, by Esteis2005-12-02 21:23:44
  more time to solve hadji's puzzle then :) (n/t) by emlaabs2005-12-02 20:10:22
    Well yes. by Llyr2005-12-02 20:14:53
Lego Pics ala UF by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Legos left behind.... by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I have a big box in my storage shed by shorty822005-12-02 20:36:17
      You could furnish the place in Lego (n/t) by lab rat2005-12-02 20:43:57
        :-) (n/t) by shorty822005-12-02 20:55:54
          I hope you have a lot of smooth capping blocks (n/ (n/t) by astro-g2005-12-02 22:03:06
            yes -- knobbly floors are baaad. (n/t) by Esteis2005-12-02 22:22:26
              knobbly arm rests by astro-g2005-12-02 23:11:46
                I wish I had enough to make furniture. by shorty822005-12-02 23:25:26
                  I could probably make by astro-g2005-12-02 23:54:22
    Lego blocks . . . by hadji2005-12-02 20:22:20
      If I didn't laugh I would cry :) by lab rat2005-12-02 20:24:40
        {{{lab rat}}} by shorty822005-12-02 20:36:51
          After Christmas I will need help with a new TV by lab rat2005-12-02 20:42:28
            I love chilli. Thanks ahead of time. by shorty822005-12-02 20:50:40
              I will let you know. (n/t) by lab rat2005-12-02 20:52:02
                Thanks. Oh ,yeah. by shorty822005-12-02 20:58:02
        {{{teh rat}}} (n/t) by Llyr2005-12-02 20:35:54
        YaY! :-D by hadji2005-12-02 20:34:28
  Cool. I'll try to post a pic of my Falcon in a few (n/t) by shorty822005-12-02 20:07:51
    Now I need to find my HP legos... (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-12-02 23:16:57
      HP? As in Harry Potter? by shorty822005-12-02 23:30:22
    Millennium Falcon pics: by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
      Sweet! I was thinking about decorating my porch by lab rat2005-12-02 20:46:27
      Yeah, your blue tube thingy is slack as well. (n/t by hadji2005-12-02 20:39:44
        Yes it is. I noticed it to but didn't worry about by shorty822005-12-02 20:46:34
          Neither have I. (decided) (n/t) by hadji2005-12-02 20:48:20
          s/to/too/ (n/t) by shorty822005-12-02 20:46:56
  Oops. by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  /me wants legos... (n/t) by lab rat2005-12-02 20:05:57
Putnam Exam by dennismv2005-12-02 19:42:29
Quake 2 time! by Myke2005-12-02 19:17:16
One-fifth of surgical patients die of MRSA, by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, the title could be interpreted as "..who by shminux2005-12-02 19:35:25
    A couple of weeks ago... by wolfhound6682005-12-02 20:29:22
      Want a shocking statistic: by kahuana2005-12-02 21:59:38
      well, the basic idea is by astro-g2005-12-02 21:39:40
      Excellent rant. (n/t) by Esteis2005-12-02 21:25:21
Another extremely important reason to use Firefox by watsondog2006-11-19 12:55:59
  OK, I like fish by imwacc02005-12-02 21:22:40
I know have an assembled Lego Millenium Falcon. by hadji2005-12-02 18:06:02
  Hahaha! by shorty822005-12-02 19:35:15
    Hahaha! I've got got the X-Wing! :-p by hadji2005-12-02 19:42:20
      Grr! by shorty822005-12-02 19:52:50
  Question about the Falcon, btw . . . by hadji2005-12-02 18:17:35
    Actually, the light is from behind the "grating" by jmaxsohmer2005-12-02 19:04:44
      He doesn't want the inertial dampeners to break (n/t) by Arman X2005-12-02 20:53:34
        ... by jmaxsohmer2005-12-02 21:25:49
          Whichever. Besides, his are non-standard, so they by Arman X2005-12-02 22:28:39
            They perform BETTER for it. by jmaxsohmer2005-12-04 00:52:02
    Seems about right. by run.dll2005-12-02 18:26:57
  Actually, now I have to reassemble this large by hadji2005-12-02 18:09:01
    I once knocked my large space police 1 by astro-g2005-12-02 19:32:24
      I guess I was lucky, then. by hadji2005-12-02 19:43:44
    And where are the pictures?? (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-12-02 18:43:49
      I'm missing two pieces. :-( by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
        !!! FOUND THEM !!! by hadji2005-12-02 19:39:43
          YAY! I love the DP addition on the top! by babywhizIT2005-12-02 23:15:42
  s/know/now/ (n/t) by hadji2005-12-02 18:06:36
Kids strap hamster to rocket. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Reminds me of a Christmas song by imrambi2005-12-02 20:24:22
  Attn: Illiad by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Beebers!!!!! :'( by hadji2005-12-02 17:53:32
    Yep Poor little guy will rest in peace by Dad2tzk2005-12-02 19:57:23
      Beebers was my sister's hamster by hadji2005-12-02 20:09:49
Firefox 1.5 question by jmaxsohmer2005-12-02 17:21:42
  Carrot? by Didactylos2005-12-02 18:06:58
    Yeah, that. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-12-02 18:55:17
  Never mind, bad extension. by jmaxsohmer2005-12-02 17:36:27
    I had a similar problem from a bad extension by shorty822005-12-02 17:46:46
      I don't know what ext I installed but it killed my by babywhizIT2005-12-02 18:44:40
  Huh?? by snate2005-12-02 17:35:33
  The whaaaa? (n/t) by arachnid2005-12-02 17:32:50
Our cat has a huge beard! by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Obligatory "Santa Claws" pun. (n/t) by hadji2005-12-02 17:55:15
    Cat-owned Human: Say "Ho ho ho!" by rorajoey2005-12-03 00:17:21
  That is CUTE! (n/t) by esbita2005-12-02 17:29:37
  BAWAHAHAHAHA!!! by hieraco2005-12-02 17:13:10
Distro War: Boot CD Linux by nix2005-12-02 17:08:54
  If knoppix has what you need, use it by hobbs2005-12-02 23:12:41
  Go with the Ubuntu live CD by Arman X2005-12-02 20:58:22
  I love Knoppix. by shorty822005-12-02 17:20:25
  try openlab - silentcoder made it, apparently good (n/t) by shminux2005-12-02 17:15:44
    Be careful with it. by McNuTcase2005-12-02 17:19:02
Want an iPOD for $4.99? by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  On The Smoking Gun now by watsondog2005-12-02 20:51:19
  Must be Illiad's dumbest criminals thread. (n/t) by daemon_poet2005-12-02 20:22:39
  "WAAAHH MOMMY!!!" by watsondog2005-12-02 18:54:07
    Nah, he'd already have been caught, then. (n/t) by Esteis2005-12-02 22:16:43
  High tech? Like hell it is! (n/t) by arachnid2005-12-02 17:03:43
  I'd rather... by McNuTcase2005-12-02 16:34:32
  I agree with you there. by fitzso2005-12-02 16:24:28
  Guy should be slapped for being stupid by lab rat2005-12-02 16:24:26
  Well that's hardly an original crime by wheresthefish2005-12-02 16:18:35
New-to-me shiny. by esbita2005-12-02 15:54:41
  New to me shiny: by fitzso2005-12-02 16:18:25
  A Trans Am? Or GTO? :) by Scirocco2005-12-02 16:13:59
    *pffft* Can't afford a GTO. by esbita2005-12-02 16:30:34
pwned by someone else's kitty -------------------> (n/t) by fitzso2005-12-02 15:53:00
  If you're pwned by a kitty by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *spritzes you with catnip spray* (n/t) by williamashbless2005-12-02 16:04:24
    meow! by boardkitty2005-12-02 16:29:28
      awwwwww.... *scritchies the cuddly kitten* (n/t) by williamashbless2005-12-02 16:41:32
  Priceless! (n/t) by divinar2005-12-02 16:03:43
    Yeah! by fitzso2005-12-02 16:20:06
ATTN: pyro by imperito2005-12-02 15:35:09
  Or perhaps it was intentional. by krikkert2005-12-02 16:07:32
    yeah, well, no one likes you :) (n/t) by imperito2005-12-02 16:50:46
recurrence equation by dennismv2005-12-02 15:21:50
  Some help (handwavy) by hobbs2005-12-02 17:47:50
  spoiler by dennismv2005-12-02 15:29:34
    The sequence is by hej2005-12-02 23:39:15
      Clarification: by hej2005-12-02 23:49:23
Hell hath no fury like by wheresthefish2005-12-02 15:17:55
  Mother's Day, right? by Corvus_One2005-12-02 15:24:55
We're all browsing the yellow TLPs, by rorajoey2005-12-02 15:07:38
  Mine are green :) by Kickstart2005-12-02 16:26:10
    How does that work? by Didactylos2005-12-02 16:31:11
      Check this out by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
    WITCH! BURN HIM! (n/t) by krikkert2005-12-02 16:29:19
      How do you KNOW he's a witch? (n/t) by run.dll2005-12-02 17:09:16
        Because he doesn't float. by andyz2005-12-02 18:10:36
          No, he weighs the same as a DUCK! (n/t) by daemon_poet2005-12-02 20:25:31
  All aboard! (n/t) by Didactylos2005-12-02 15:17:51
The 25 QOTDs of the Holidays by drummergeek2005-12-02 15:07:37
  I go fairly crazy, but I've reined it in some by carl522005-12-02 21:21:55
  I let my family do the most of the decorating by AshyRaine2005-12-02 18:24:05
  I'm not doing anything in my dorm room but I help by shorty822005-12-02 17:41:51
  Last year, my roommate by kyrasantae2005-12-02 15:14:24
    Does that have somehting to do with why you don't by Rattler2005-12-02 15:28:15
      No, I loved her cooking and all, by kyrasantae2005-12-02 15:31:00
  I used to decorate a bit, but not for a few years. by rorajoey2005-12-02 15:10:51
short fiction piece (with explanation) by fireballmatt2005-12-02 14:58:16
  Funny stuff. :) by rorajoey2005-12-02 15:34:00
    a few answers by fireballmatt2005-12-02 15:38:39
<div> tag question by dodrian2005-12-02 14:56:11
  Try lookign through this page by MacEogan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Check here by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I am a css amateur, but... by ToLazyToThink2005-12-02 15:17:08
    How would that work? by dodrian2005-12-02 15:25:57
      never mind me, I wasn't thinking right by ToLazyToThink2005-12-02 15:38:53
        You can make suggestions by dodrian2005-12-02 15:44:36
          Try it. by Didactylos2005-12-02 16:04:40
  maybe width: inherit; ?? (n/t) by fireballmatt2005-12-02 14:59:10
    I don't think so... by dodrian2005-12-02 15:15:49
Early ET, anyone? (n/t) by maximumbob2005-12-02 13:44:32
  Why not. (n/t) by jiteo2005-12-02 14:17:30
Thanks, Apple. Very user-friendly. by McNuTcase2005-12-02 13:37:18
  Update! :) by Niwikki2005-12-02 17:49:18
    You'll be fine, just give it time. by McNuTcase2005-12-02 17:58:36
      that's what the electrical tape is for. by Niwikki2005-12-02 18:00:51
        I'm a perfectionist. I call it a design flaw. by McNuTcase2005-12-02 18:04:57
  thats odd by gibuu2005-12-02 15:09:43
    It's explained in my diary. by McNuTcase2005-12-02 15:25:17
    It shows up how you login by cristobal2005-12-02 15:17:43
  OK. Followup question... by McNuTcase2005-12-02 14:57:18
    Airport pane of Network Preferences will show it. by Mad_Peter2005-12-02 15:12:56
  I don't know if this helps... by hekatombe2005-12-02 14:09:24
    No Perl available. by McNuTcase2005-12-02 14:11:31
      Buh? by Pic2005-12-02 15:39:09
        The Mac wasn't fully set up at that point. by McNuTcase2005-12-02 15:48:54
          Ah. by Pic2005-12-02 15:50:35
            Indeed. by McNuTcase2005-12-02 15:55:49
  Isn't there a pulldown to select the key format? ( (n/t) by arachnid2005-12-02 14:03:44
    Not in initial setup. by McNuTcase2005-12-02 14:06:48
  Uh, choose 'WEP 40/18-bit hex' from the drop-down? by Anonymous Freak2005-12-02 14:03:43
  You should be able to take the hex key and compare by altordwm2005-12-02 13:42:18
    I tried. by McNuTcase2005-12-02 13:44:42
  Prefix the hex with a $ (I think). by Mad_Peter2005-12-02 13:41:59
    Yup, '$' it is. (n/t) by Mad_Peter2005-12-02 13:43:48
      I'll give it another try, but that appeared not to by McNuTcase2005-12-02 13:45:26
        Confirmed, no worky. (n/t) by McNuTcase2005-12-02 13:48:10
          Odd, it works on my iBook. by Mad_Peter2005-12-02 13:54:47
            Stupid question: is there a MAC filter on the AP? (n/t) by Mad_Peter2005-12-02 14:01:07
              *facepalm* by McNuTcase2005-12-02 14:05:21
Grooving to XP theme music... :) (n/t) by Rattler2005-12-02 13:36:11
Question about Witch Hunter Robin dvds by ag_wyvern2005-12-02 13:29:23
  A hint: by hobbs2006-11-19 12:55:59
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Moderated (double post) (n/t) by arachnid2005-12-02 23:52:43
    MODS -- please zap this one, not the other (n/t) by hobbs2005-12-02 23:41:14
  Thanks all for the info! by ag_wyvern2005-12-02 15:54:44
  I'd stick with the retailer by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Pirate Copies by VivianC2005-12-02 14:33:03
  I personally would go with the ebay dvds... by da_pineapple2005-12-02 14:16:37
    Might I inquire as to the 'several reasons'? by ag_wyvern2005-12-02 14:28:26
      I like having the choice between the two languages by da_pineapple2005-12-02 14:50:32
      As a rule with anime, you want the audio to be in by raptor_872005-12-02 14:35:14
        Likewise Das Boot by pverdon2005-12-02 16:10:49
        besides: with a good DVD set you get both by Freakazoid2005-12-02 14:43:39
        Just depends on who tranlated it by Freakazoid2005-12-02 14:38:53
          bah... s/tranlated/translated/ by Freakazoid2005-12-02 14:41:31
Gimp question by nix2005-12-02 13:24:28
  One solution: by Tars_Tarkas2005-12-02 13:33:39
    Thanks by nix2005-12-02 13:35:34
They're running The Shawshank Redemption on TV by Corvus_One2005-12-02 13:22:36
  That's one of the movies that when I see it on TV by Sterling_Ag2005-12-02 14:21:12
Why are job interviews so difficult??? by misrobin22005-12-02 13:21:12
  You think it's difficult for you ? by leibold2005-12-02 14:22:41
    Oh, YOU'RE responsible for that??? by misrobin22005-12-02 15:16:00
      If they give you at test, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS! by babywhizIT2005-12-02 23:19:11
  To see how you react to stress? by wolfhound6682005-12-02 14:00:23
  That's not such a silly idea. by arachnid2005-12-02 13:22:51
    Same here. by stephystar2005-12-02 13:42:08
    It does help (n/t) by Glytch782005-12-02 13:38:18
ATTN: Theanomnaly by hieraco2005-12-02 13:03:14
  Yup, I let him know by phone by kyrasantae2005-12-02 13:42:32
    Replied - see email for more (n/t) by theanomaly2005-12-02 14:58:16
      Didn't get an E-MAil :-( by hieraco2005-12-02 22:42:32
Online call center software? by mridenour2005-12-02 12:45:13
  How about RT by imdead2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I think I know what kind of software you want.. by calcrazy2005-12-02 12:51:10
Just a note: by hadji2005-12-02 12:42:08
  Another Note by VivianC2005-12-02 12:43:08
    And I think that's the key. (n/t) by rorajoey2005-12-02 12:48:42
      Yes. Don't fret, hadji. (n/t) by Illiad2005-12-02 12:52:28
        Wait wait wait. A pun from Illiad? (n/t) by williamashbless2005-12-02 13:14:34
          He's started on a new odyssey (n/t) by merlin2005-12-02 13:18:39
            I thought he was the sane reasonable one here. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-12-02 13:21:27
              Illiad? Sane?!? by oot2005-12-02 14:15:12
              How can he be sane and attract all *these* folks? (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-12-02 13:22:40
        We'll string this along as long as we can. (n/t) by jdelphiki2005-12-02 12:55:03
          You need to be up-beat about it all. (n/t) by Rattler2005-12-02 13:02:43
            All of you punners... by RetiQlum22005-12-02 13:03:08
              i could use a stiff one thanks. by unjust2005-12-02 13:16:33
              We're not keeping score by hieraco2005-12-02 13:05:18
                It's a minor thing, really (n/t) by merlin2005-12-02 13:12:49
                  You just need to be sharp. (n/t) by Rattler2005-12-02 13:15:29
                    Make it your natural signature, for good measure. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-12-02 13:19:39
                      And conduct yourself properly (n/t) by basher202005-12-02 13:27:58
                        And the result will be music to your ears! (n/t) by Rattler2005-12-02 13:52:01
                          Keep up the bad music puns... by VivianC2005-12-02 14:34:36
                            they arent all that bad by astro-g2005-12-02 21:29:41
                    But I see flats everywhere :) (n/t) by merlin2005-12-02 13:19:18
Since it made me so popular the last time around by hadji2005-12-02 12:26:36
  What is this? (n/t) by Arcrider742005-12-03 00:05:15
  *punch.* by Llyr2005-12-02 19:28:31
    This one was tough for me. :-( by hadji2005-12-02 19:48:53
  a solution for the first one by gibuu2005-12-02 15:57:33
    ..first one, second one? by arktus2005-12-02 16:25:07
      ?? by gibuu2005-12-02 16:38:30
        a bit further by gibuu2005-12-02 16:40:20
          arg by gibuu2005-12-02 16:48:20
    second one by gibuu2005-12-02 16:21:26
      last one by gibuu2005-12-02 16:36:08
        Um, you do realize that it is a 9x9 by merlin2005-12-02 16:38:33
          there are three 9x9 puzzles by gibuu2005-12-02 16:44:11
            Uh. No. by arktus2005-12-02 16:51:47
              as explained elsewhere by gibuu2005-12-02 16:59:08
  Failed to solve logically, by wheresthefish2005-12-02 15:36:00
  is this Soduko ? by frohike2005-12-02 14:35:59
    yep (n/t) by Glytch782005-12-02 14:50:54
  Solved! by Kickstart2005-12-02 13:20:21
    You have an empty cell!!! :) by merlin2005-12-02 13:32:06
      But it works... by Anonymous Freak2005-12-02 14:06:16
        the missing cell should be a 7 :) (n/t) by gibuu2005-12-02 16:37:20
        I know it works, I was just yanking his chain. (n/t) by merlin2005-12-02 14:13:02
  Solved (spoiler inside) in about 20 minutes. by merlin2005-12-02 13:10:21
    Got it in about 30 by hyzenthlay2005-12-02 13:51:48
  I only had to prompt my solver a couple of times! (n/t) by arachnid2005-12-02 12:51:26
  Oke, a nasty one. by Yaeger2005-12-02 12:49:09
    I think I get stuck the same place your by merlin2005-12-02 16:36:39
    Oh, this is number 4 on the big list. (n/t) by Yaeger2005-12-02 12:50:10
  Nice one. by Yaeger2005-12-02 12:45:17
  One black eye wasn't enough for you? :-) *-( (n/t) by Peace_man2005-12-02 12:34:57
    I've still got one good one left! :-D by hadji2005-12-02 12:38:37
      Not funny. Having one eye sucks. by joecrouse2005-12-02 13:52:37
        :-( Sorry. Didn't mean anything by it. by hadji2005-12-02 13:55:09
Is Google down for you? by basher202005-12-02 12:14:32
  I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE! WOO HOO! (n/t) by daemon_poet2005-12-02 20:28:04
  It Lives! by drucifer2005-12-02 13:09:04
  Works fine for me (n/t) by oot2005-12-02 12:54:46
  fine here from the UK by chipmunk22005-12-02 12:24:34
  The _fu dojo is here for me in Central US (n/t) by jdelphiki2005-12-02 12:23:16
  Austria's OK (n/t) by yazdi2005-12-02 12:18:30
  Fine in Germany (n/t) by DerSarek2005-12-02 12:17:04
  nope, got it just fine (n/t) by emlaabs2005-12-02 12:16:29
  Not in Atlantic Canada or Philidelphia (n/t) by Fandango2005-12-02 12:16:28
I'm hooked on this by Fandango2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wow. Just realized you can steer with the mouse. (n/t) by Concept2005-12-02 19:11:03
  Well that's driven the cat even more insane (n/t) by hieraco2005-12-02 12:26:37
hey hadji: what's a goth doing in a bdsm club? by unjust2005-12-02 12:06:08
  Then there's the one about the masochist who by hadji2005-12-02 12:30:10
    And the sadistic, necrophiliac pimp who by hadji2005-12-02 12:37:26
      Necrophilia: (n) by bimkins2005-12-02 13:04:38
      Of course, if he was bad at basketball... by jdelphiki2005-12-02 12:58:22
      Or the necrophilliac... by VivianC2005-12-02 12:41:08
        You said that with an election year... by jdelphiki2005-12-02 12:56:45
        I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophilliac. (n/t) by bimkins2005-12-02 12:54:55
        In Soviet Russia, when you misbehave, by hadji2005-12-02 12:43:11
          Or if you sang badly in the US... by jdelphiki2005-12-02 13:00:11
            "I wanna be the next American Corpse!" by rorajoey2005-12-02 13:22:23
  Ick! by jdelphiki2005-12-02 12:10:25
LDAP - Fedora Core 3 Question by sauerlandcowboy2005-12-02 12:01:32
More tales of the Keystone Kops by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  Close Call by VivianC2005-12-02 12:30:24
    What monkey did the cop hire by DesertRat662005-12-02 14:33:51
    Would have served the cop right if it would have by joecrouse2005-12-02 14:02:07
  And on a related note: by RetiQlum22005-12-02 12:08:37
    Maybe you should insist on better professionals. ( (n/t) by Peace_man2005-12-02 12:09:58
      Agreed. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-12-02 12:10:18
        Well, the FBI is in town investigating... by RetiQlum22005-12-02 12:40:33
          They're not much better by DesertRat662005-12-02 14:32:55
            The DEA are the only ones professional enough... ( (n/t) by McNuTcase2005-12-02 15:30:58
              Don't bet on it. by vetitice2005-12-02 15:46:30
                I was referring to that one agent... by McNuTcase2005-12-02 15:54:35
                  I was referring to an incident I was involved in. by vetitice2005-12-02 16:14:44
          I'm glad something is being done. by Peace_man2005-12-02 12:43:07
I go for my first prenatal doctor's visit by j.butterfly2005-12-02 11:44:36
  we want pictures of the little tyke (n/t) by joecrouse2005-12-02 12:56:35
  Why be nervous? by ChuckAB2005-12-02 12:33:05
    Yeah, but it's *that* doctor! (n/t) by Spud312005-12-02 12:39:35
      I think it is check the blood thing by Reddy2005-12-02 12:42:06
        no blood this time, but everything by j.butterfly2005-12-02 16:48:07
        It seems like they check blood every visit. by Spud312005-12-02 12:51:05
          Gestational diabetes is only one thing... by jdelphiki2005-12-02 13:03:33
        Yeah the DO get A LOT of blood :o( (n/t) by rogue19712005-12-02 12:45:47
      Yah and he/she pokes hard (n/t) by rogue19712005-12-02 12:41:33
  Good luck! by jdelphiki2005-12-02 12:22:20
  Good luck! (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-12-02 12:02:47
  get ready for a lot of poking :o)(n/t) by rogue19712005-12-02 11:54:00
  Good Luck by acidii_2005-12-02 11:53:44
    {{{acidii}}} by DerSarek2005-12-02 12:14:11
      thanks by acidii_2005-12-02 12:25:08
        It took us 2 months, after ~18 years of BC pills (n/t) by divinar2005-12-02 12:27:48
UF:ET Server Update by pyroteknix2005-12-02 11:38:25
  I need backup! by VivianC2005-12-02 12:42:26
    Nothing will happen to the stats. by pyroteknix2005-12-02 12:44:35
    where are those posted? (n/t) by fireballmatt2005-12-02 12:44:16
      http://wolfet.pyroteknix.net/etstats/ (n/t) by pyroteknix2005-12-02 12:45:23
From today's AWAD: by Peace_man2005-12-02 11:22:08
  Ummm, all politics aside I find it funny that by classic_jon2005-12-02 13:15:46
    What is currently happening in the US is by Peace_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
      You are correct..totally that there is a deficit, by classic_jon2005-12-02 15:50:01
      Added taxes will be blamed on whomever by Feng_Li2005-12-02 14:23:52
    The statement is true, but by Egaeus2005-12-02 13:26:35
      The economy depends too much on other factors by BloodyViking2005-12-02 14:39:06
  I doubt most modern politicians would qualify. (n/ (n/t) by Feng_Li2005-12-02 11:29:22
    Well, we did have a few years in the black.... (n/t) by Egaeus2005-12-02 11:53:07
      Ironically enough - were the Republicans in power by Peace_man2005-12-02 12:10:55
        And when did the downturn start? by hyzenthlay2005-12-02 12:19:15
          There was a policy of a balanced budget by Egaeus2005-12-02 12:23:17
            There Was No Surplus! by BloodyViking2005-12-02 13:04:35
              You lost me by Egaeus2005-12-02 13:39:17
                The jabs Aren't justifiable by BloodyViking2005-12-02 14:31:11
                  except 1974. or 1975. by joecrouse2005-12-02 14:53:36
                    Nope. by BloodyViking2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Balancing the budget is easy by hyzenthlay2005-12-02 13:01:23
Informal survey by SnappingTurtle2005-12-02 11:19:19
  843.7 million years... by firehawk2005-12-02 14:53:00
  Couple of seconds. by Glytch782005-12-02 14:26:12
  10 seconds. by Anonymous Freak2005-12-02 14:08:18
  Took a test 5 hours ago. But what matters is... by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  3 Minutes... by drucifer2005-12-02 13:19:36
  5 minutes by voxwoman2005-12-02 13:19:08
  6 hours by Bellator2005-12-02 13:02:57
  I checked the NOC Gmail account 3 minutes ago. by rook_mtl2005-12-02 12:58:06
  2 minutes. by joecrouse2005-12-02 12:55:26
  Depends on "productive" by wolfhound6682005-12-02 12:43:32
  job?? what job?? by Reddy2005-12-02 12:33:14
  10 Minutes by VivianC2005-12-02 12:31:57
  On wednesday at approximately 11 pm. (n/t) by afterburner2005-12-02 12:22:26
  Seven hours. But it's weekend now! (n/t) by DerSarek2005-12-02 12:18:22
  13 Months - Lucas Maria is now aged 4 Months (n/t) by sauerlandcowboy2005-12-02 12:12:31
    heheh... by Anonymous Freak2005-12-02 14:09:46
  About 15 minutes. by Nea2005-12-02 12:09:54
  3 hrs or so. (n/t) by chipmunk22005-12-02 12:02:52
  10-12 hours by arachnid2005-12-02 11:53:45
  About three hours. by Rolls2005-12-02 11:46:25
  15 minutes or so. by AndyA2005-12-02 11:45:32
  28 hours by oot2005-12-02 11:30:36
  a couple minutes by acidii_2005-12-02 11:28:37
  10-20 mins ago. (n/t) by techi8702005-12-02 11:28:36
  About an hour and a half ago. by ChuckAB2005-12-02 11:25:04
    It's been about 20 minutes and by the time I post by ChuckAB2005-12-02 14:27:41
  Buffer overlfow (n/t) by jiteo2005-12-02 11:22:52
  2 hours (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-12-02 11:20:35
  22-23 hours. (n/t) by arktus2005-12-02 11:19:55
W:ET anyone?? by Deverant2005-12-02 11:09:51
  I'll be home from work in about 2 hours. I might by techi8702005-12-02 11:16:25
  join in a few mins... by langly2005-12-02 11:14:50
Hard to believe it's been a year already by SnArL2005-12-02 11:05:34
  Dead brilliant. Awesome. Congratulations! (n/t) by Esteis2005-12-02 20:04:30
  Respect++ by esbita2005-12-02 15:56:46
  Thats an accomplishment. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-12-02 13:44:23
  well done!! continued good wishes too (n/t) by mapleleaf2005-12-02 13:44:21
  Congrats! That's pretty amazing! by rook_mtl2005-12-02 13:05:50
  congrats by Reddy2005-12-02 12:34:30
  Way to go! by Spud312005-12-02 12:32:05
  Man, that is really great! by DerSarek2005-12-02 12:25:59
  Congrats Snarl! by Sieldan2005-12-02 12:10:25
  \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/ by rogue19712005-12-02 11:46:56
  Good work! Congratulations, too! (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-12-02 11:39:42
  fortunately, booze is less addictive than tobacco by shminux2005-12-02 11:39:29
  Congratulations! (n/t) by oot2005-12-02 11:31:28
  Well done you! by McNuTcase2005-12-02 11:31:23
  Respect! by McGowan2005-12-02 11:28:25
  congrats by acidii_2005-12-02 11:27:14
  w00t-ness! by bimkins2005-12-02 11:18:23
  Congrats! Keep up the great work! (n/t) by stephystar2005-12-02 11:12:02
  Congrats! Keep it up! \o/ (n/t) by classic_jon2005-12-02 11:11:34
  How do you eat a 100 pound pumpkin? by SnappingTurtle2005-12-02 11:06:34
If anybody finds a lumpy gray thing, about 4 by chanceslost2005-12-02 11:00:07
  Sorry, I've been searching for my... by Anonymous Freak2005-12-02 14:10:48
  So that's what ... by Peace_man2005-12-02 11:05:19
if you want me to scan something.... by unjust2005-12-02 10:51:18
  If you want me to scan something by notdeadyet2005-12-02 10:57:29
  if you want me to scan somtehing.... by MikeCDN2005-12-02 10:53:20
Why can I not expense caffine? by MikeCDN2005-12-02 10:46:47
  Have you tried? (n/t) by archnerd2005-12-02 23:18:05
  We get free coffee at work,and it's tasty! by rook_mtl2005-12-02 13:03:25
  Mine too by snuggles2005-12-02 11:09:58
  You don't where I work by Egaeus2005-12-02 11:03:01
    Here by wolfhound6682005-12-02 12:49:48
      I hope for your sake those are pounds. by IByte2005-12-02 16:29:55
      Congrats on the weight loss! by rook_mtl2005-12-02 13:02:08
  caffine is an aid for short term memory... by defdood2005-12-02 10:58:13
  You had to ask... by drucifer2005-12-02 10:48:22
Useless facts by acidii_2005-12-02 10:25:44
  #1 is wrong. by RetiQlum22005-12-02 13:45:33
    Whoops, that should go under the 'more' thread. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-12-02 13:48:40
  #21 : Grange, Curple and Chilver (n/t) by Bellator2005-12-02 13:17:56
  More useless "facts" (history this time) by acidii_2005-12-02 12:18:19
    "...not allowed to wear uniforms..." by rorajoey2005-12-02 12:41:34
    Nitpick on Eugene Cernan last words on the Moon. by Corvus_One2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Okay, on #5, mixing half an onion... by jdelphiki2005-12-02 12:26:03
  Surely #29 is incorrect by dodrian2005-12-02 11:22:52
    Nix on the celery and lettuce too. by Illiad2005-12-02 11:28:16
      Thought it was true for celery by Didactylos2005-12-02 11:31:45
        it takes more energy to extract the energy from by joecrouse2005-12-02 13:10:35
          Humans can't handle cellulose. by Didactylos2005-12-02 13:50:33
            I mean passing it as roughage. by joecrouse2005-12-02 14:47:38
              Do I look like a biologist? by Didactylos2005-12-02 15:35:55
            4 stomachs. Cows have 4 stomachs, not 8. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-12-02 13:51:26
              Two cows have eight... by Didactylos2005-12-02 14:09:32
        If you sat there and only chewed... by Illiad2005-12-02 11:34:40
          Snopes has it as true. by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Yes, that makes sense. (n/t) by Illiad2005-12-02 12:28:08
  What picks at me... by Illiad2005-12-02 11:14:16
    As far as I know by MatthewDBA2005-12-02 11:29:06
      Aye... by Illiad2005-12-02 11:30:19
        Nope it comes from here: by Sterling_Ag2005-12-02 14:54:54
    Hey Illiad...OT by lab rat2005-12-02 11:19:45
      Excellent! by Illiad2005-12-02 11:21:03
    Oh, like YOU'VE never tried to appear clever by SnappingTurtle2005-12-02 11:17:20
      Busted. :-) (n/t) by Illiad2005-12-02 11:18:43
  #20- wendy is from gwendolyn no? (n/t) by unjust2005-12-02 11:09:26
    No. by MatthewDBA2005-12-02 11:10:46
      Hmmmm.... by jsr2005-12-02 13:04:57
        I like that answer the best by voxwoman2005-12-02 13:26:00
      hmmm i'd say teh jury is still out by unjust2006-11-19 12:55:59
      And "Peggy" is from "Margaret" by SnappingTurtle2005-12-02 11:12:13
        'Margaret' goes to 'Meg' by MatthewDBA2005-12-02 11:16:43
  27. Rule of Thumb by basher202005-12-02 11:07:16
    You missed the most obvious one. by AndyA2005-12-02 11:52:28
      different series of measures by basher202005-12-02 12:51:47
  I didnt make them up.. by acidii_2005-12-02 11:01:26
    And we were entertained. by McNuTcase2005-12-02 11:05:59
    Hey, we're cool by SnappingTurtle2005-12-02 11:03:31
      i'm not sure that's true.... by unjust2005-12-02 11:27:48
  #14 is also a big "WRONG" by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  #18 is wrong... by Arivia2005-12-02 10:51:23
    Very interesting by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  i wish i had the time to snopes all of that... by wtfunkymonkey2005-12-02 10:51:20
    counterpoints by altordwm2005-12-02 10:58:16
    It wasn't the most number of coins... by Sterling_Ag2005-12-02 10:57:48
    The coin bit is correct... by Arivia2005-12-02 10:57:29
    I think the money one is "largest value" by McNuTcase2005-12-02 10:57:10
    To bad there is no such thing as half-cent pieces by shorty822005-12-02 10:52:47
      who said anything about the US? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-12-02 10:55:29
        OK, what country has a half-cent... by SnappingTurtle2005-12-02 11:05:38
          Panama. by wtfunkymonkey2005-12-02 11:20:03
        It is evident that most of those are by shorty822005-12-02 10:56:30
  I call BS on a few by Control2005-12-02 10:44:23
    #9 is hard to quantify by Didactylos2005-12-02 11:54:05
    # 11 is true. Theobromine is a poison affecting by Peace_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ok, that clarifies it by Control2005-12-02 11:08:55
        European dark chocolate may contain FAR more by watsondog2005-12-02 13:55:41
    Number 11 is true by Egaeus2005-12-02 10:59:49
      I doubt that by Control2005-12-02 11:06:15
        We had a small dog when I was a kid. by Nea2005-12-02 12:21:19
        It *is* more than that by Egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
    i love your #11 (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-12-02 10:54:44
  #12. Orcas are big enough to bite sharks in half. by Peace_man2005-12-02 10:44:13
  Question on #30 by stephystar2005-12-02 10:41:18
    neither. by wtfunkymonkey2005-12-02 10:53:27
      More information: by SnArL2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Using a wet knife seems to help though. by rorajoey2005-12-02 12:24:03
          I cut the onion under cold running water... by babywhizIT2005-12-02 23:25:57
  Lucci and Diller: urban legend by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Likewise the 7up spot, per Snopes (n/t) by hyzenthlay2005-12-02 10:38:55
      Most of the list sets off urban legend alarms (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-12-02 10:43:03
        Why'd you think it was described as "useless"? (n/t) by McNuTcase2005-12-02 10:44:10
          Because useless /= inaccurate? by watsondog2005-12-02 14:00:34
            and moreso... by Niwikki2005-12-02 17:59:50
  Darn it! Nothing new.. by Bonzo2005-12-02 10:31:58
Iron crotch by notdeadyet2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Bwahaha! by Feng_Li2005-12-02 11:28:03
    Do you think we did that? :) (n/t) by rook_mtl2005-12-02 15:00:26
  Heard a joke in the same vein... by Rolls2005-12-02 11:09:41
  Well it's probably more effective than pills... (n (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-12-02 10:27:08
  Be more impressive if he _pushed_. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-12-02 10:15:46
Wow, just wow! by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
  "Face Off", with J. Travolta and N. Cage? (n/t) by divinar2005-12-02 11:08:25
See ya! Bye bye! by VivianC2005-12-02 09:59:59
  Worst landing of my life was in Puerto Rico by airborneric2005-12-02 10:40:02
    I'm chicken by VivianC2005-12-02 12:21:57
    uhm, why were you invading Puerto Rico? (n/t) by emlaabs2005-12-02 11:02:33
      Training, I should think. by McNuTcase2005-12-02 11:19:07
  take pictures, and have some rum for me (n/t) by unjust2005-12-02 10:16:42
    Bacardi Festival! by VivianC2005-12-02 12:25:28
  Have fun! (n/t) by Concept2005-12-02 10:05:32
Conspicuous consumption of cardboard by watsondog2005-12-02 09:48:51
  A simple reason, even if it's wasteful. by Illiad2005-12-02 10:16:40
    I think the reference was to by defdood2005-12-02 10:56:31
      Ahhh, yes. by Illiad2005-12-02 11:18:00
        And small boxes get mangled easier. by Mad_Peter2005-12-02 12:23:50
          What can Brown do for you? (n/t) by Egaeus2005-12-02 12:29:18
            Charge customs/duty fees COD instead of including by lonegunman2005-12-02 12:52:11
  My guess? That's the only size box by voxwoman2005-12-02 10:08:41
    I think you're right - although... by watsondog2005-12-02 13:47:55
  Makes it look like...uh...you're getting more by Concept2005-12-02 09:55:34
They just delivered... by basher202005-12-02 09:42:55
  *sneezes* (n/t) by lab rat2005-12-02 10:12:50
  In the interests of safety, all here should see... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
    wow. But I sortof knew that by voxwoman2005-12-02 10:13:19
    Um, how did that lamp got cought in fire? by Khaar2005-12-02 10:03:43
      if you watch the flames by fireballmatt2005-12-02 10:06:23
        Actually, the top of the table the lamp was settin by ChuckAB2005-12-02 10:23:03
Invoke: Mr. Trick. by SouthpawPL2006-11-19 12:55:59
Yay for Atlantic Storms. by wheresthefish2005-12-02 09:25:15
  I just had to explain that. by McNuTcase2005-12-02 09:31:28
Methinks the advert is lying... by Glum_Reaper2005-12-02 09:16:10
  Methinks... by Anonymous Freak2005-12-02 14:12:33
Honk if you like blueberry&whipcream waffles! (n/t) by williamashbless2005-12-02 09:11:22
  Blueberry pie... mmmm :-9 (n/t) by afterburner2005-12-02 12:46:59
  *serves a giant stack of waffles* by williamashbless2005-12-02 10:24:07
  *honk honk hooooonk* (n/t) by Kithplana2005-12-02 10:07:18
  Blueberries gooooooood! (n/t) by Nea2005-12-02 09:48:32
  Quack! (n/t) by Feng_Li2005-12-02 09:25:45
  Meep! Meep! by hieraco2005-12-02 09:16:55
  Arooooooooo! Honk, honk! :P (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-12-02 09:12:39
Night, day, what is window? (n/t) by chanceslost2005-12-02 09:05:06
Attn: run.dll by Illiad2005-12-02 09:03:30
  It's down for the moment. by run.dll2005-12-02 17:40:44
Oy, VivianC, I said something yesterday that bears by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Be faithful? Hmmm even in monogamous relations by hieraco2005-12-02 09:38:28
  I understand by VivianC2005-12-02 09:13:34
    Re: aids rates in hetro vs homo by quilting_kitty2005-12-02 09:37:05
      It has something to do with... by VivianC2005-12-02 09:44:41
    that's funny..... by unjust2005-12-02 09:33:22
      other health risk by Bavarian2005-12-02 09:55:01
      Nope by VivianC2005-12-02 09:46:17
        ... i'm confused.... by unjust2005-12-02 10:12:39
    That may change in the coming years by hyzenthlay2005-12-02 09:19:49
  I'll be gone for the evening, but I'll by Esteis2005-12-02 09:00:15
ok, someone explain this to me by unjust2006-11-19 12:55:59
  How about these? by ol_gunner2005-12-02 10:53:52
    I don't get the Tom Delay one by Egaeus2005-12-02 11:47:51
      Agreed. by ol_gunner2005-12-02 12:33:22
        That was my thought as well by Egaeus2005-12-02 12:46:43
      Err...most don't violate the Flag Code (n/t) by Egaeus2005-12-02 11:48:20
    yup i am offended by all of those. by unjust2005-12-02 11:04:51
      Of course not... by ol_gunner2005-12-02 11:43:10
        to a point. by unjust2005-12-02 12:01:08
          "Peace" activists... by ol_gunner2005-12-02 12:30:22
            i'd forgotten about that incident by unjust2005-12-02 12:35:39
  it isn't by snowblind2005-12-02 09:19:21
  Huh? by VivianC2005-12-02 08:57:40
    sec..... (n/t) by unjust2005-12-02 09:01:23
      a few : by unjust2006-11-19 12:55:59
        The first two are not by hyzenthlay2005-12-02 09:33:15
        Those are good examples of hate mongering, the by shorty822005-12-02 09:12:35
          Twisted by VivianC2005-12-02 09:28:17
            can i get a clue bat? by unjust2005-12-02 09:46:08
              And... by wolfhound6682005-12-02 13:12:25
              Oh, one more thing... by VivianC2005-12-02 09:56:08
                no, i'm saying you need to get a clue :) (n/t) by unjust2005-12-02 10:02:55
                  Whoops! My Fault! by VivianC2005-12-02 12:39:09
              You are funny by VivianC2005-12-02 09:51:18
                Here you go by Egaeus2005-12-02 10:45:12
                  Reading for you: by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    I hate to tell you by Egaeus2005-12-02 11:42:33
                      Yes, the site makes some bad arguments. by Feng_Li2005-12-02 12:05:40
                        So is Samuel a liar when he told Saul otherwise? by Egaeus2005-12-02 12:11:08
                          I assume you mean Sam 15:29 by Feng_Li2005-12-02 12:29:59
                            Samuel's statement was not original by Egaeus2005-12-02 12:37:21
                              Again, it could be read as contextual. by Feng_Li2005-12-02 12:43:31
                                Why does Jesus supercede God? by Egaeus2005-12-02 13:10:00
                                Since you ask essentially the same thing by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
                              And as far as internal inconsistency by Egaeus2005-12-02 12:38:28
                                Generally accepted by whom? by Feng_Li2005-12-02 12:48:44
                                It goes something like this by Egaeus2005-12-02 13:03:39
                                Response: by Feng_Li2005-12-02 14:18:07
                      what would jesus do? by unjust2005-12-02 11:56:48
                        And... by VivianC2005-12-02 12:37:54
                          That's a very interesting thought by Egaeus2005-12-02 12:44:04
                            I already addressed this. by Feng_Li2005-12-02 12:55:33
                            Not quite so interesting by MatthewDBA2005-12-02 12:55:03
                              On what do the claims of Messiahhood rest? (n/t) by Egaeus2005-12-02 13:08:23
                      Rule #1: The Rules Change. by FractalEdge2005-12-02 11:50:12
                        And where in the Bible does it say this? (n/t) by Egaeus2005-12-02 11:54:01
                          How else can you explain by FractalEdge2005-12-02 12:03:16
                            You probably wouldn't like my explanation by Egaeus2005-12-02 12:07:15
                              Sorry, had to do some real work. by FractalEdge2005-12-02 14:03:15
                Doesn't the first part of Romans by hyzenthlay2005-12-02 10:23:56
                  Not Romans by MatthewDBA2005-12-02 10:29:14
                    I think your right by hyzenthlay2005-12-02 10:35:58
                      Maybe Galatians? by Egaeus2005-12-02 10:47:43
                        That's just telling people what not to do by MatthewDBA2005-12-02 11:13:32
                so to sum things up in your opinion by unjust2005-12-02 10:02:59
                  do I even need to say straw man? (n/t) by Feng_Li2005-12-02 11:01:43
                  I'm not sure all these are justified by MatthewDBA2005-12-02 10:16:18
                    very fair, but some are to a degree by unjust2005-12-02 10:39:25
          that was more of an aside on the entire shop by unjust2005-12-02 09:21:54
    Second that. (n/t) by Esteis2005-12-02 08:59:00
  I would if I could... by lorddominik2005-12-02 08:55:31
For the crafty types by distaff2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Have you had breakfast? by babybear2006-11-19 12:55:59
    have some by distaff2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Stuck a feather in his cap and called it by rorajoey2005-12-02 09:15:12
  "meatballistic"... by McNuTcase2005-12-02 08:54:49
  All hail the holy FSM! by williamashbless2005-12-02 08:52:50
iBook battery. by dodrian2005-12-02 08:45:51
  Similar situation with PowerBook by Anonymous Freak2005-12-02 14:15:38
  Discharge conditioning may help. by McNuTcase2005-12-02 08:50:05
    Well the iBook goes to sleep when it's about 5% by dodrian2005-12-02 08:55:33
      Can you turn off sleep so it stays on? (n/t) by shorty822005-12-02 08:57:07
        I don't think so... by dodrian2005-12-02 09:12:03
Interesting Bumper Sticker I saw on my way to wrok by snate2005-12-02 08:42:18
  Well, they'd find it easier to hear it... by McNuTcase2005-12-02 08:46:41
    It would sure make answering it a pain in the A3!! (n/t) by XndeX2005-12-02 08:53:10
You can't be a puppy and have a chafed udder by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  s/lactating, if/lactating, and/ (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-12-02 08:39:40
Vandals! by stephystar2005-12-02 08:24:33
  The boss cancelled our holiday celebration by divinar2005-12-02 11:13:42
  {{{Stephystar}}} by Reddy2005-12-02 08:29:43
    Thanks Reddy by stephystar2005-12-02 08:36:25
      Really dosn't matter who made the drawing by hieraco2005-12-02 09:33:57
        Thanks Hieraco by stephystar2005-12-02 09:38:36
      that sounds good by Reddy2005-12-02 08:41:20
Waitaminnit! by Corvus_One2005-12-02 08:21:57
  Yeah, I noticed that too by Schol-R-LEA;22005-12-02 09:14:46
  Aw.. crud.. I know.. ze phöne is ringing. :P (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-12-02 08:23:09
Hey, I got a second interview at NADS! by xunil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A great Gutter Friday subject line! (n/t) by VivianC2005-12-02 10:01:45
  don't they do hair removal stuff? (n/t) by unjust2005-12-02 08:42:17
  probably (n/t) by xunil2005-12-02 08:30:30
  Making no heat hair wax type stuff from .au? (n/t) by psychoi3oy2005-12-02 08:29:24
    yuck! Not *that* NADS (n/t) by xunil2005-12-02 08:31:33
  So, if you get kicked at work, does that mean . . (n/t) by merlin2005-12-02 08:19:46
That one salesman is still after me. by hadji2005-12-02 07:50:01
  <GASP> A Hadji comment WITHOUT a PUN !!!!? ?? ? ? by klar_at_work2005-12-02 08:48:33
  I could not have said it better myself Hadji!! by classic_jon2005-12-02 08:18:18
    *hands Hadji a quiver to go with the bow* (n/t) by merlin2005-12-02 08:19:02
      :-P (Fails to unties fingers and starts using by classic_jon2005-12-02 08:34:35
  His response, in part. by hadji2005-12-02 08:12:45
    Geez, that guy should run for office by Concept2005-12-02 09:27:35
    I would respond with (and CC his manager/CEO) by DesertRat662005-12-02 08:21:10
      I don't know his manager or CEO. by hadji2005-12-02 08:23:25
        DR has a point on the manager. Make a formal by classic_jon2005-12-02 08:48:38
    what a weasel (n/t) by emlaabs2005-12-02 08:18:03
  Dear salesjerk: by notdeadyet2005-12-02 08:06:48
  I agree with everything you say by SnappingTurtle2005-12-02 08:06:04
  *applause* by McNuTcase2005-12-02 08:03:08
  Did you copy the sales managers from by BloodyViking2005-12-02 08:01:43
    $old_company knows. by hadji2005-12-02 08:08:11
  Nice. by schwing12005-12-02 07:59:11
So when I walked through the doors by Corvus_One2005-12-02 07:43:31
Well I *am* going to Philcon, after all by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
UFie Ordnance Corner by DesertRat662005-12-02 07:28:34
  bullet impacts by fireballmatt2006-11-19 12:55:59
    cool (n/t) by unjust2005-12-02 09:08:48
  What was it that Chris Rock said? by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hmm. Spoils of war? (n/t) by kelli2172005-12-02 08:33:18
      Happens all the time by DesertRat662005-12-02 08:44:44
  UFOCBOTW with a Geek twist by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Does that mean she can do Quad damage? :) (n/t) by merlin2005-12-02 08:05:48
  Want to see fast? by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Wow. Just, wow. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-12-02 12:07:41
    Seen it before -- still wondering how the heck by Concept2005-12-02 08:45:19
      Full Moon Clips by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    American shooters covered the event where he set by techi8702005-12-02 08:19:22
    How.....? by Feng_Li2005-12-02 08:12:08
      I can put that Jaw back on the floor for you by DesertRat662005-12-02 08:15:46
  What can be more fun than a Machine Gun Shoot? by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    all female nude playboy bunny shoot? (n/t) by joecrouse2005-12-02 13:36:11
    Cool story (n/t) by lheggland2005-12-02 09:37:23
      Wish I could see it. Content reported as "Sex". (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-12-02 10:04:09
    Someday I will make it to a full auto shoot. (n/t) by techi8702005-12-02 08:20:01
  Hunters become the hunted by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ronnie Barrett vs The Associated Press by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    But no argument was ever settled without by Esteis2005-12-02 09:05:14
      A lot of people on both sides by DesertRat662005-12-02 09:28:54
        the term for that is fanatic, or ideologue. by unjust2005-12-02 09:39:38
    can rats -get- syphilis? by unjust2005-12-02 08:26:54
      Not sure but I wouldn't be surprised by DesertRat662005-12-02 09:32:23
        I get a kick out of the by lheggland2005-12-02 09:41:18
          That is probably why by ManiacJoe2005-12-02 15:09:44
        no i cought it the problem is... by unjust2005-12-02 09:38:27
        Maybe they were using the super secret .50 Barrett by techi8702005-12-02 09:37:55
          Not .50 by DesertRat662005-12-02 11:52:44
            Arnie only wanted a 40 WATT one... by McNuTcase2005-12-02 15:37:43
      It's a BLOG for godsakes! by SnArL2005-12-02 08:52:01
        yes, but that doesn't help by unjust2005-12-02 08:58:56
    I read that not 30 seconds before you posted it! by Feng_Li2005-12-02 07:50:31
*growls* by Trinity_Quasar2005-12-02 07:26:46
  You have a jail right? by abaron2005-12-02 10:00:13
  Pester them by ixeian2005-12-02 07:39:27
    They'll tell me where to stick it by Trinity_Quasar2005-12-02 07:42:56
      What a bunch of... by ixeian2005-12-02 08:32:49
  {{{Trinity_Quasar}}} by dodrian2005-12-02 07:36:54
    I usually use CGIIRC by Trinity_Quasar2005-12-02 07:40:19
      They also block .exe?! by shorty822005-12-02 07:43:11
        We're mainly between 16-18 by Trinity_Quasar2005-12-02 07:44:13
      What OS? I can upload it for you. (n/t) by carthax2005-12-02 07:42:15
        Windows XP Pro SP2 (n/t) by Trinity_Quasar2005-12-02 07:43:17
          Gimme a few minutes. (n/t) by carthax2005-12-02 07:46:08
            Thank yeee!!! {{{carthax}}} (n/t) by Trinity_Quasar2005-12-02 07:46:51
              Done. by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Your college filters the 'net?! by shorty822005-12-02 07:36:38
    Think "last two years of high school". by McNuTcase2005-12-02 09:05:28
      Ahh! Okay! I understand now. by shorty822005-12-02 09:07:01
  W:ET (n/t) by imrambi2005-12-02 07:30:11
    At college? I frickin' wish! (n/t) by Trinity_Quasar2005-12-02 07:31:18
OMFG -- BAC of .30 by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
New BOFH You Know Where (n/t) by laserman2005-12-02 07:21:38
Invoke: Storage Geeks by hadji2005-12-02 07:11:36
  apps used are key. . . by nasorsan2005-12-02 07:47:53
    besides-SANs are better for remote DR w/timefactor (n/t) by nasorsan2005-12-02 08:13:12
      Yeah, but they both offer a SAN. (n/t) by hadji2005-12-02 08:19:58
  Uncle Bob's by SnappingTurtle2005-12-02 07:47:39
  Well by Blindman2005-12-02 07:37:40
    What I meant was, we haven't chosen yet. by hadji2005-12-02 07:43:07
      Ahh ok by Blindman2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Yes, they both have similar functionality for the by hadji2005-12-02 08:19:34
          the tool for brick level restore is by Blindman2005-12-02 08:33:53
          and with EMC by Blindman2005-12-02 08:32:01
  if you can wait til monday.... by unjust2005-12-02 07:23:57
    Sure. :-) Thanks. by hadji2005-12-02 07:38:05
Airline Security [is] a Waste of Cash by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well duh. by wheresthefish2005-12-02 08:49:22
    What I've always wondered is... by jdelphiki2005-12-02 09:06:50
      Heh. by nix2005-12-02 09:50:44
        Yeah, that one sure worked well by Kickstart2005-12-02 10:44:54
          Yeah. That was the bigger issue in that case. by jdelphiki2005-12-02 11:16:49
  He sums it up nicely... by jdelphiki2005-12-02 07:28:30
  been saying that for years.... by unjust2005-12-02 07:14:49
    Good luck with opening the door. by wheresthefish2005-12-02 08:44:03
      ... isnt' the pressure going out? by unjust2005-12-02 09:12:46
        The pressure goes out, by wheresthefish2005-12-02 09:19:47
          ah. ... then why was that french woman in so much by unjust2005-12-02 09:35:29
            Whether or not she could have opened the door by wheresthefish2005-12-02 09:56:13
              i suppose.... by unjust2005-12-02 10:06:52
                They do, but there hinges are designed by shorty822005-12-02 10:24:06
                The majority do. by wheresthefish2005-12-02 10:21:52
                  Aw, the Charlies Angels stunt is impossible, then. (n/t) by afterburner2005-12-02 13:07:30
                  And I thought getting a bed up the stairs... by McNuTcase2005-12-02 10:32:30
          As can be seen by looking at the windows. by McNuTcase2005-12-02 09:24:57
    Opening the door is not the big threat. by shorty822005-12-02 07:23:51
      Erm by arachnid2005-12-02 13:36:13
      so... taking it down while it flies over a by unjust2005-12-02 09:11:40
    oh, and you *really* want a plane? by unjust2005-12-02 07:21:03
      They emergency-landed a plane in KC... by jdelphiki2005-12-02 07:24:22
All good things must end by kyrasantae2005-12-02 06:46:05
  {{{kyrasantae}}} by Rattler2005-12-02 07:46:10
    Not only exams, by kyrasantae2005-12-02 07:48:58
      Failure is only failure if you accept it as such. by hadji2005-12-02 08:03:28
        Long story short by kyrasantae2005-12-02 08:10:22
          That's =almost= Haiku.... by fudje2005-12-02 08:18:25
            It's far from one. (n/t) by kyrasantae2005-12-02 08:19:01
              Closer to senryu than haiku.. by rorajoey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{{kyrasantae}}}} (n/t) by hadji2005-12-02 07:19:59
  Nothing ever comes to an end by XndeX2005-12-02 06:54:45
KU intelligent design course cancelled by jdelphiki2005-12-02 06:37:50
  Simple Idea by VivianC2005-12-02 09:40:15
    I'm not seeing the "PC mentality" link... (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-12-02 11:21:18
    Anti- and illiterate aren't the same. by Ravenlock2005-12-02 09:46:52
      Agreed. But only as long... by jdelphiki2005-12-02 11:21:37
        Concur. (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-12-02 18:00:19
  open-mindedness by nasorsan2005-12-02 08:10:26
    I think there's a difference... by jdelphiki2005-12-02 08:54:07
  I was offended by by imrambi2005-12-02 07:23:49
    ID IS Mythology. by BloodyViking2005-12-02 07:53:09
      They all require faith, don't they? by mattplaysthroat2005-12-02 08:22:54
        It's a different kind of faith. by BloodyViking2005-12-02 10:55:16
        Erm, to be accurate: by Illiad2005-12-02 08:45:19
        Briefly by hyzenthlay2005-12-02 08:32:10
          Yep. by jdelphiki2005-12-02 09:03:53
        How can evolution not be observed? by Pic2005-12-02 08:31:42
    All religion is mythology, or none is. by hyzenthlay2005-12-02 07:45:52
      It is clear IFF by BloodyViking2005-12-02 07:56:13
        Actually, I agree. by jdelphiki2005-12-02 09:02:02
        Agreed by hyzenthlay2005-12-02 08:01:50
    ID is NOT a theory FULL STOP! (n/t) by ProphetV2005-12-02 07:31:34
      Exactly. At best, it's an hypothesis. by carthax2005-12-02 07:45:49
This is bad - I need to change - NOT by ChuckAB2005-12-02 06:35:25
  Since I'm reading my e-mail, here's one from by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
    OK, at least three are fakes. by wheresthefish2005-12-02 09:17:00
      I found the 777 on Snopes. by ChuckAB2005-12-02 14:24:45
        I did. by wheresthefish2005-12-02 15:22:03
Invoke: Unfair/Stoffeltier by mekkanik_mike2005-12-02 06:31:22
How many Quatloos are in a dollar? by jmaxsohmer2005-12-02 06:10:29
  Presumably, this refers to quatloos.com, by PsiXi2005-12-02 10:57:14
    More likely the Quatloos from Star Trek by divinar2005-12-02 13:05:48
  30 million. (n/t) by unjust2005-12-02 06:56:59
  How many qualuds could a... by Glytch782005-12-02 06:50:30
  42 by mekkanik_mike2005-12-02 06:19:21
    A couple million? I'll take, thanks :-P (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-12-02 06:22:33
      sure? by mekkanik_mike2005-12-02 06:25:43
        Forget the coin; electronic transfer is fine :-P ( (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-12-02 07:25:54
ATTN: Llyr by hadji2005-12-02 06:04:23
Munich Ufie meet by chaotic2006-11-19 12:55:59
Dreamweaver help by WaveyDavey2005-12-02 05:39:51
  Are deptarts women who have dated Johnny Dep? (n/t by quilting_kitty2005-12-02 05:58:25
    *wants to be a deptart* (n/t) by treehugger2005-12-02 06:04:17
  Dreamweaver help by likeslineage2005-12-02 05:50:15
OMFG - I'm Blind! by hieraco2005-12-02 05:36:51
  Put a colored filter over the top. by Trinity_Quasar2005-12-02 07:24:02
    Polarised sunglasses may help. (n/t) by McNuTcase2005-12-02 09:48:33
  You can ask the iPod by SnArL2005-12-02 06:53:41
  Place a piece of paper over it and rub a pencil by Scirocco2005-12-02 05:41:49
    Rub a pencil on a piece of paper to create by ChuckAB2005-12-02 06:32:33
    Rub ? But he is already blind ! by Cokish2005-12-02 06:16:49
  Heh! by Tyop2005-12-02 05:41:16
  you think that is bad by laserman2005-12-02 05:40:09
    You think THAT is bad by SnappingTurtle2005-12-02 07:50:02
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey, I made the list *grins* (n/t) by Reddy2005-12-02 05:37:35
from the inbox: The 10 commandments according to by voxwoman2005-12-02 05:25:52
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
The art of sleep eludes me. by Danu2005-12-02 04:23:20
  2 guesses are... by sstacks2005-12-02 06:42:07
  Slep is an Illusion. by hieraco2005-12-02 04:57:33
    What goes on in your dreams is reality. by Danu2005-12-02 05:09:27
    Sleep does not exist by kyrasantae2005-12-02 05:03:56
    So if you dream about work, is it also by babywhizIT2005-12-02 04:59:19
  Reads post w/ one eye open... by babywhizIT2005-12-02 04:47:36
    That's no fun either. by Danu2005-12-02 05:11:38
Typo Police : Found on Daily Static : by klar_at_work2005-12-02 03:09:33
The UF Toolbox daily reminder by UF Toolbox2006-11-19 12:55:59
o/' Cause I'm a Wrathchild! o/' (n/t) by Arivia2005-12-02 02:21:38
Rigelian 401? :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-12-02 02:16:42
  419 by tkirk2005-12-02 02:18:55
    you are, clearly :P (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-12-02 02:21:01
oh my deity... that's totally fraggin unbelievable by Jeff_UK2005-12-02 02:15:17
  Well.... by nobius2005-12-02 13:17:25
  Social Engineering? :P (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-12-02 02:19:05
    Legal too!, it's like rooting your own box ;) by Jeff_UK2005-12-02 02:20:25
      *Barely keeps cooffee in mouth* by ixeian2005-12-02 02:45:45
        Type some text in in google, see if you can find by Cokish2005-12-02 04:02:08
          I'll try that later from home by ixeian2005-12-02 04:31:02
          I've done it before in group projects... by Jeff_UK2005-12-02 04:25:38
          And it often works to the point the first hit by jayfarm2005-12-02 04:16:53
Frappr map? by oblomov2005-12-02 02:13:09
  Ok thanks. I'm blind by oblomov2005-12-03 00:32:59
  What I find strange is, their map data is outdated by Ravenlock2005-12-02 09:55:48
  Again I ask, who the heck are some of those by shorty822005-12-02 09:37:29
    Some people didn't use the same nick. by Nea2005-12-02 10:04:12
  Wheee by ixeian2005-12-02 02:54:38
    What happened to our South African??? by SnappingTurtle2005-12-02 08:03:08
      It's only showing 100 markers as default by ixeian2005-12-02 08:30:01
    It's not complete without Antarctica! by jmaxsohmer2005-12-02 06:21:51
      In the winter, I doubt there's anyone in residence (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-12-02 13:58:08
        people do winter over by astro-g2005-12-03 00:59:16
      A penguin that reads UF by ixeian2005-12-02 07:34:01
  frappr.com/UFies - not keeping up are you?(n/t) by astro-g2005-12-02 02:14:09
    And now for your clicking pleasure and safety: by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It is even mentioned on the Static. (n/t) by shorty822005-12-02 07:10:43
    Beat me to it by ixeian2006-11-19 12:55:59
      fine tuning by kent_eh2005-12-02 08:59:46
        Yep by ixeian2005-12-02 09:12:09
          There is no "Modify" link on the page. by shorty822005-12-02 09:31:50
            In the upper left corner by ixeian2005-12-02 09:49:38
              You didn't say that. by shorty822005-12-02 10:10:59
                Sorry, bad assumption by ixeian2005-12-02 10:25:05
                  Hmmm by ixeian2005-12-02 11:04:43
      No one is representing Greenland yet. by joecrouse2005-12-02 04:55:33
        Toxic is not Greenland by hieraco2005-12-02 04:59:28
          The correct spelling is Nunavut (n/t) by calcrazy2005-12-02 09:09:35
          We'll be having none of it! by kelli2172005-12-02 08:11:29
            Obviously you state your opinion by hieraco2005-12-02 09:15:50
RetiQlum goes to sleep now. by RetiQlum22005-12-02 02:06:28
  When you wake up you should send me pics by jayfarm2005-12-02 04:18:28
    when you wake up you should send ME pics by babywhizIT2005-12-02 04:39:57
      When you wake up you should send me money by treehugger2005-12-02 04:41:08
        If you send me money by voxwoman2005-12-02 07:32:02
          ALL of you should send me money... by firehawk2005-12-02 15:08:34
Request to Swedish UFies by tkirk2005-12-02 01:50:38
  Pack a bottle of whisky or two by hieraco2005-12-02 04:53:51
    Thanks that's exactly the sort of information I'm by tkirk2005-12-02 07:49:37
      One more point: by hieraco2005-12-02 09:29:04
        And if / when you do go to Stockholm, by Rolls2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well... by haard2005-12-02 02:23:59
    "Oh, and we don't have polar bears" by Corvus_One2005-12-02 02:30:38
    Ah, I usually keep my shoes on. by tkirk2005-12-02 02:30:28
      Ah - English! by haard2005-12-02 04:18:45
World Community Grid: Team User Friendly by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  New members: welcome by Didactylos2005-12-02 01:41:09
So who's up for W:ET? by RetiQlum22005-12-02 01:21:04
  Are you still up? by hieraco2005-12-02 04:45:06
  Too bad I just woke up. by Deverant2005-12-02 01:57:05
    I'm gonna shoot you in the face! by RetiQlum22005-12-02 02:04:57
      On reading that again: by RetiQlum22005-12-02 02:10:00
        That's ok, it was funny, but in a different way ;) (n/t) by Concept2005-12-02 06:15:14
  I can only assume that you are all... by RetiQlum22005-12-02 01:45:35
    Typing trash takes too long. by themadkansan2005-12-02 01:48:43
      And if anyone was on the server... by RetiQlum22005-12-02 01:52:17
        but there's only one way till sunday by astro-g2005-12-02 02:48:28
        Probly not tomorrow. by themadkansan2005-12-02 01:56:14
Illiways, the Cafe at the End of the Ufieverse by treehugger2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dr. Pepper please by Blindman2005-12-02 07:25:14
    *serves Dublin Dr Pepper* by Reddy2005-12-02 07:42:46
      Ahhhhhh! by Blindman2005-12-02 08:42:20
  I'll take a hug by Reddy2005-12-02 05:39:20
    *serves Dr Pepper and Hug* by treehugger2005-12-02 05:41:44
      {{{Treehugger}}} by Reddy2005-12-02 05:46:39
  Happy Friday! by esbita2005-12-02 04:29:02
    Just buy the red one by treehugger2005-12-02 04:31:11
      I already have a red one by esbita2005-12-02 04:37:47
        Then get a green one by treehugger2005-12-02 04:44:57
          now my favorite that I actually drove by Reddy2005-12-02 05:41:55
            Oooh, those are fun. by esbita2005-12-02 06:41:21
  *Walks up to Illiways* by ixeian2005-12-02 02:30:46
    *serves big mug o' BAS* by treehugger2005-12-02 04:18:48
      Yes, yes we do by ixeian2005-12-02 04:24:14
    You have been hiding in the basement ? (n/t) by Cokish2005-12-02 03:55:44
  *Gingerly steps over the monster* by tkirk2005-12-02 02:23:56
    *serves tea and cuddly teapot* by treehugger2005-12-02 04:18:06
      {{{treehugger}}} by tkirk2005-12-02 08:02:38
  Hi there by naqoyqatsi2005-12-02 01:45:50
    *head asplodes* by treehugger2005-12-02 01:47:00
      *slurps coffee* by naqoyqatsi2005-12-02 01:56:27
  *teeters in with superheterodyne FM block diagram* by theanomaly2005-12-02 01:40:59
    And in other news, 'Clubbed To Death' as awesome by theanomaly2005-12-02 01:41:41
      have you got other rob dougan stuff? by astro-g2005-12-02 02:43:08
        I know the song of that name. by theanomaly2005-12-02 04:47:22
          *poke* by kyrasantae2005-12-02 04:58:51
      I found a bootleg of The Lion King extended OST by kyrasantae2005-12-02 02:09:51
      thanks for monster destruction by treehugger2005-12-02 01:43:11
  Coffee coffee coffee by Didactylos2005-12-02 01:19:25
    *picks up, settles in chair near fire* by treehugger2005-12-02 01:23:17
  *knocks on locked door* by roger G. rapid2005-12-02 01:17:53
    *opens door, pulls R G. R through* by treehugger2005-12-02 01:22:40
      Thanks, too. by roger G. rapid2005-12-02 01:59:23
        *serves GAP with splash* by treehugger2005-12-02 04:16:08
    *unlocks door* by kyrasantae2005-12-02 01:18:37
      Thanks. by roger G. rapid2005-12-02 01:52:52
        Well....not much better than usual. (n/t) by kyrasantae2005-12-02 02:02:27
  Morning :) by syren2005-12-02 01:17:07
    *is glad about lack of busy* by treehugger2005-12-02 01:21:38
      Heh...sounds like it. by syren2005-12-02 02:52:59
        Do washing? by treehugger2005-12-02 04:15:29
          Have you got any of it yet?? by syren2005-12-02 04:52:14
            erm... no by treehugger2005-12-02 05:38:49
              Blasphemy! by syren2005-12-02 05:49:51
  *runs in* by kyrasantae2005-12-02 01:00:27
    ='( (n/t) by kyrasantae2005-12-02 03:53:08
    *stabs lab report monster in the neck with poker* by treehugger2005-12-02 01:04:51
      *whew* (n/t) by kyrasantae2005-12-02 01:05:52
        So many shinies, so little $$ by kyrasantae2005-12-02 01:07:59
          You have LJ? by treehugger2005-12-02 01:08:39
            see diary (n/t) by kyrasantae2005-12-02 01:11:50
              Found it (n/t) by treehugger2005-12-02 01:12:10
j.butterfly's temporary QOTD by j.butterfly2005-12-02 00:36:06
  A hunka hunka burnin' love</elvis> (n/t) by rorajoey2005-12-02 13:50:06
  Mint fudge Oreos! (n/t) by ihope1272005-12-02 08:12:13
  Watermelon & mexican food by Reddy2005-12-02 07:49:08
  Ice cream and beef jerky (n/t) by rogue19712005-12-02 06:46:18
  String, or nothing at all! (n/t) by sstacks2005-12-02 06:43:13
  a bathroom break? (n/t) by joecrouse2005-12-02 04:56:57
  Well I can tell you what I'm NOT having by hieraco2005-12-02 04:44:09
    get out of the gutter your making waves. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-12-02 05:08:14
  Chef's salty chocolate balls? (n/t) by rhinobird2005-12-02 02:55:13
    Why would someone go and put salt and chocolate by ErniePi2005-12-02 04:04:10
      salt+chocolate=tasty by rhinobird2005-12-02 04:31:42
  Cucumbers and chocolate (n/t) by zwen2005-12-02 02:45:57
  Ice cream and pickles, of course! (n/t) by whybird2005-12-02 01:43:42
  Kickstart ! :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-12-02 01:20:21
    Just leave 1 eye ball,1 hand and most of his brain by Cokish2005-12-02 04:17:22
  You weren't supposed to eat after midnight! by defiler2005-12-02 00:55:40
  I don't even want to guess. by RetiQlum22005-12-02 00:50:13
    There once was a man named RetiQlum2... (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-12-02 04:50:53
  Warm chicken shredded... by Illiad2005-12-02 00:47:19
    it would have to be without the dressing... by j.butterfly2005-12-02 07:19:08
    I reall ought to put my recipe for Caesar... by RetiQlum22005-12-02 00:55:36
      if you like ceasar salad RetiQlum by joecrouse2005-12-02 05:04:59
      Best cartoonist? Ever seen the cartoonist of by klar_at_work2005-12-02 01:22:24
        I've read a good deal of SP... by jmaxsohmer2005-12-02 06:06:20
        You seem to forget that... by RetiQlum22005-12-02 02:01:35
          Larson? by rhinobird2005-12-02 02:48:34
            Steve Dallas is my #@%##%# hero (n/t) by joecrouse2005-12-02 05:07:00
            He may be a leftwingnut, but his comics are great. (n/t) by rhinobird2005-12-02 02:49:31
          Since I have no access to W:ET for at least a week by klar_at_work2005-12-02 02:21:57
        Heresy! by treehugger2005-12-02 01:24:08
      is food the stuff your' supossed to eat by astro-g2005-12-02 01:07:09
        Most doctors would disagree with me. by RetiQlum22005-12-02 01:16:44
  Crackers and cheese. (n/t) by Arivia2005-12-02 00:44:22
  Elvis' favoirite: (IIRC) by Tyop2005-12-02 00:43:32
    Mmmmmm, bacon ..... Keep it away from Pyro ... :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-12-02 01:23:04
  Chocolate Ice cream and a kosher pickle by ideur2005-12-02 00:40:13
    I LOVE kosher pickles! (n/t) by kyrasantae2005-12-02 00:47:40
Attn: Go players by parastra2005-12-02 00:16:09
  oooh by unjust2005-12-02 07:06:41
  Feh. :( (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-12-02 01:23:44
    It's still online for the moment... by parastra2005-12-02 01:40:23
Cute! Two movie references in one strip! by wabewalker2006-11-19 12:55:59
  i thought it was riegel 4 not 9 (n/t) by c3po2005-12-02 00:42:54
  "Rigel the IX" could be from farscape by Cokish2005-12-02 00:23:45
    s/the// (n/t) by Cokish2005-12-02 00:28:05
*LOL* That's great! They travel 30 million light by SnArL2005-12-02 00:07:18
*snort* by RetiQlum22005-12-02 00:06:25
  You're going to need a bigger pocket! (n/t) by parastra2005-12-02 00:19:13
    Not necessarily by SciSSorS2005-12-02 01:21:07
      Im pretty sure thats innacurate by astro-g2005-12-02 02:17:16
        I'm pretty sure that's the wrong way round by sem2005-12-02 08:37:29
        Are we in parallel universes then ? by SciSSorS2005-12-02 02:42:23
      *puzzled* How could I "reply" to the wrong post ? (n/t) by SciSSorS2005-12-02 01:54:36
  but nobody has ever had enough Pu's by astro-g2005-12-02 00:17:54
Translations by Nea2005-12-02 00:01:01
  deutsch/german (n/t) by c3po2005-12-02 00:18:14
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2005-12-02 03:46:16
    by c3po by c3po2005-12-02 00:19:07
      IX is 9 in Roman numerals :-) (n/t) by kyrasantae2005-12-02 00:29:41
        grmpf.... by c3po2005-12-02 00:32:19
Comment Board Trivia by count_02005-12-02 00:00:01
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  pleasestaybehindtheredropeswherethelycanthropesare by NemoHac2005-12-02 00:06:27
    the red ropes? (n/t) by ErniePi2005-12-02 00:08:48
      I just saw that as "the bed ropes" by defiler2005-12-02 00:57:55
        Naw, the bed ropes are still stored. by ErniePi2005-12-02 01:17:41
    Or better: by ProphetV2005-12-02 00:08:48

 

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