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Cartoon for Oct 14, 2005
Strip for Oct 14, 2005
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xcopy help needed. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  MODS! Old double. (n/t) by RedIon2009-02-15 20:06:41
xcopy help needed. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  hth by harrywwc2005-10-16 18:11:49
writing (C++) code without debugging by dennismv2005-10-14 23:45:11
  I always used pseudo codeing, and it works for me. by RetiQlum22005-10-15 01:06:37
  the PSP by minielim2005-10-14 23:52:17
    hmm by dennismv2005-10-14 23:59:33
  Don't make mistakes. by threadjacker2005-10-14 23:49:43
Weird WinXP Recycle Bin issue. by shorty822005-10-14 23:10:14
So I go to my spam box in gmail.... by imrambi2005-10-14 23:07:35
  I've been seeing them for a while. by shorty822005-10-14 23:12:22
perhaps Steff has more dating xp than we thought? (n/t) by raptor_872005-10-14 22:10:27
  Why does that line give me horrid visions of... by Celti2005-10-14 22:41:12
    Just what would MS Dating XP do and what features by snate2005-10-14 22:54:43
      Right here it is by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
        *nice* (NOT!) by hieraco2005-10-15 01:01:10
*nix terminals/stations questions/theory. by ecthelion2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sounds like a cluster to me by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  At my uni by Pic2005-10-14 22:09:22
  VNC comes to mind, one of many flavours by shminux2005-10-14 22:05:02
    Eh? VNC? by arachnid2005-10-14 22:07:32
ATTN: Clutter Squad by jmaxsohmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
TOTTGTBT by ChuckAB2005-10-14 21:01:25
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2005-10-14 21:00:02
Google gone cwazy? by jmaxsohmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  How about Google in Klingon? by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I already knew about that one. by jmaxsohmer2005-10-14 20:56:33
      It's been around about as long as Klingon! by ChuckAB2005-10-14 20:57:51
        All kinds of languages by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
So I want to start setting up my new computer by techi8702005-10-14 20:14:04
Lots of Boomies on W:ET by hieraco2005-10-14 19:09:39
  On My Way (n/t) by imwacc02005-10-14 19:38:56
ATTN: Hoth Re: MST 2k by Nightwind2005-10-14 18:53:03
Migiizis/Darth Sane was laid to rest today by JPaganel2005-10-14 18:33:14
  not a day passes that I don't think of him. (n/t) by pecosdave2005-10-17 08:39:58
  :-( by Illiad2005-10-14 19:15:07
So. Our shop has had a laser engraver for a while. by kahuana2005-10-14 17:34:13
  Laser-etches a bar code on the back of kahuana's by hadji2005-10-14 18:32:25
    But would s/he stay that way? (n/t) by ihope1272005-10-14 19:05:50
    What? *Another* one??? (n/t) by kahuana2005-10-14 18:40:25
DNS Help by jailbird2005-10-14 17:32:31
  well... by dals_rule2005-10-14 18:56:17
I can’t turn off my computer (new mobo) by imwacc02005-10-14 17:30:41
  Think I got it? <knock wood> by imwacc02005-10-14 18:20:13
    was gonna say right off, it's norton.. by ihavebigpiranha2005-10-14 22:22:45
    That did it (n/t) by imwacc02005-10-14 19:38:12
  did you set it for instant off in the bios? (n/t) by joecrouse2005-10-14 18:01:09
  I have recently discovered that "latest" isn't by kahuana2005-10-14 17:37:35
    (shoot, clicked the wrong button :-) by kahuana2005-10-14 17:38:52
  Try by imrambi2005-10-14 17:31:35
Rocky Horror Picture Show? by oot2005-10-14 17:11:00
  Oh, and I will say this. by hadji2005-10-14 17:47:48
    Micheal rami was ill the day the earth stood still by joecrouse2005-10-14 18:00:26
      s/rami/Rennie/ and s/raimes/Raines/ by hadji2005-10-14 18:05:22
        Yea I didnt look it up had to type it from memory. by joecrouse2005-10-14 18:09:39
          *is an avid fan of classic science fiction movies by hadji2005-10-14 18:22:23
    Crucify the lips crucify the lips. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-10-14 17:59:30
  I know a guy who says that the only thing he by hadji2005-10-14 17:40:56
  I don't know about sensory overload by Egaeus2005-10-14 17:29:24
  What kind of highschool *doesn't* show that movie? by kahuana2005-10-14 17:25:28
    Mine didn't by oot2005-10-14 17:26:59
      Was a former associate member of the by joecrouse2005-10-14 17:58:57
  Virgin Alert!!! by leistico2005-10-14 17:21:59
    Thanks :-) (n/t) by oot2005-10-14 17:24:37
  let's see.... by niwikki2005-10-14 17:18:36
    Thanks for the warning by oot2005-10-14 17:23:13
      well, if that much of the audience by niwikki2005-10-14 17:29:00
        Too many virgins isn't fun though by Lis772005-10-14 19:17:01
        We don't need no stinkin' story! by boink2005-10-14 18:14:16
          You mean by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
        NOT THE BACK ROW!!! by Nightwind2005-10-14 17:53:23
        Story? (n/t) by hadji2005-10-14 17:39:27
        Thanks :-D (n/t) by oot2005-10-14 17:32:37
  Want me to sing the soundtrack. by joecrouse2005-10-14 17:17:41
  its awefull loud and you probably will by joecrouse2005-10-14 17:16:10
    So it's like a Discordian religious ceremony? by oot2005-10-14 17:19:39
      more like some off brand of discordian by joecrouse2005-10-14 17:55:34
        I have a friend who plays the accordian (n/t) by run.dll2005-10-14 18:33:59
          Is he nosey? by hadji2005-10-14 18:43:00
      I think you need to attend once just to know... by williamashbless2005-10-14 17:24:47
  Ummmm by Havoc2005-10-14 17:13:40
Old Photo Caption Contest! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  my 2 cents by magedrake 00012005-10-15 00:01:55
  Why is this thing buzzing? by Spud312005-10-14 18:45:11
  Guiness book of world records 1965 largest bong. ( (n/t) by joecrouse2005-10-14 18:28:08
  (above) Emergency coffee run. by kahuana2005-10-14 18:25:20
  The competition is certainly heating up between by tallastro2005-10-14 18:09:20
  DATELINE:Roswell, Spain: by gary_72005-10-14 18:01:29
  James Roykirk unveils his first NOMAD models (n/t) by voxwoman2005-10-14 17:35:48
  The giant mechanical ants, new overlords of Earth, by Mad_Peter2005-10-14 17:32:15
  "(Above) University students celebrate by sofaspud2005-10-14 17:26:10
  "Doctor Kevorkian's 'Suppository O Doom'..." by shadowsystems2005-10-14 17:16:45
  "TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER" "OK, hang on!" (n/t) by Havoc2005-10-14 17:15:51
  Early mobile rocket launchers had some draw backs (n/t) by imwacc02005-10-14 17:15:01
  After the failure of the... by bara2005-10-14 17:13:14
    W-Tee-Flying-F rockets? (n/t) by Dshade2005-10-14 17:15:07
  "Is that a V-2 or are you just happy to see me?" ( (n/t) by KrakensDen2005-10-14 17:11:02
  Dalek V1.0. Exterminate! Exterminate! (n/t) by Dshade2005-10-14 17:10:41
    you took mine! by gary_72005-10-14 17:56:35
  "I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords" (n/t by Kickstart2005-10-14 17:07:57
    you forgot the </Bender> tag! by SouthpawPL2005-10-14 17:52:44
Stupid Excel 2000 question. by shorty822005-10-14 16:48:08
  Was your forgetfullness caused by... by ecthelion2005-10-14 20:24:59
    Yesterday? It was Tuesday when I gave my blood by shorty822005-10-14 20:35:36
      Oooops... by ecthelion2005-10-14 20:41:25
  How do I remove cell merges? (n/t) by shorty822005-10-14 17:28:44
    Figured that one out to. (n/t) by shorty822005-10-14 17:38:41
      s/to/too/ (n/t) by shorty822005-10-14 17:38:55
  Never mind, found the button tha does it. (n/t) by shorty822005-10-14 16:50:53
    s/tha/that/ (n/t) by shorty822005-10-14 16:51:06
can I stay on not ready for the last 20 minutes of by rogue19712005-10-14 16:41:36
  What's your number I'll call and you can `help' me by hieraco2005-10-14 16:48:16
From the INBOX by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  First one is great. :-D (n/t) by tallastro2005-10-14 18:32:54
In the grand tradition of Bulwer-Lytton... by Illiad2005-10-14 16:29:07
  Yessir. by Ralith2005-10-14 16:34:20
    When suddenly, a large pink penguin hovered by. (n/t) by shadowsystems2005-10-14 17:28:40
      moving right along.... by gary_72005-10-14 17:52:55
        and so on... by tallastro2005-10-14 18:39:34
    Hahaha. by LionsPhil2005-10-14 16:44:19
People who can't figure out CC and BCC shouldn't by hieraco2005-10-14 16:27:17
  It's common sense by IByte2005-10-14 16:32:04
  I agree 100% by Elessar2005-10-14 16:30:44
I'm uploading more than I'm downloading! Yippee! by ihope1272005-10-14 16:02:07
  Welcome to Slackland! by KrakensDen2005-10-14 17:15:05
    Hey hey, I haven't installed it just yet. by ihope1272005-10-14 18:16:36
Lousy ordering software or deliberate scamming? by jmaxsohmer2005-10-14 15:55:21
  Couldn't you get a sampler from a fabric store? by Jeff_UK2005-10-14 15:58:39
    In theory, yes... by jmaxsohmer2005-10-14 16:02:51
      How much leather you need? and how thick? by joecrouse2005-10-14 18:36:34
        About a millimeter thick... by jmaxsohmer2005-10-14 20:56:01
      Oooh, my SO got some for free! by Jeff_UK2005-10-14 16:10:51
I felt I should offer by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Poor guy. by Peace_man2005-10-14 15:46:48
Vindicated and Backed by my boss by hieraco2005-10-14 15:31:57
  Documented procedures and standards are nice. by Peace_man2005-10-14 15:36:02
    And know when to break them vital. (n/t) by andya2005-10-14 16:52:49
      *adds missing ing to line* (n/t) by andya2005-10-14 16:53:48
Check this out. Freaky by joecrouse2005-10-14 15:30:33
  Step 2: exchange code? (n/t) by ihope1272005-10-14 16:31:03
  Hmm.. by Glum_Reaper2005-10-14 15:48:36
    ommiting one digit???? by joecrouse2005-10-14 17:19:25
      Mine didn't work either... by shadowsystems2005-10-14 20:24:21
  That one is EASY to do in my head: by Peace_man2005-10-14 15:40:20
  It makes perfect sense (spoiler) by bara2005-10-14 15:38:51
Woot, I just passed my Motorcycle DL test by classic_jon2005-10-14 15:27:14
  Hey I have a friend in Waco by Reddy2005-10-14 15:37:24
  Get a nice Harley. Them Race bikes are dangerous ( by joecrouse2005-10-14 15:35:08
    Falling off or hitting stuff is dangerous... by Jeff_UK2005-10-14 16:08:39
      Gotta agree w/ Jeff, here. Harleys are >not< the by SouthpawPL2005-10-14 18:13:51
        SLOW? MY Aunts sportster does better than 160. (n/ by joecrouse2005-10-14 18:21:46
      I like Sportsters and fatboys. just what I was by joecrouse2005-10-14 18:09:06
What would this system be worth? by techi8702005-10-14 15:21:28
  Way high. by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Make sure you sell it 'as is', and with NO by Peace_man2005-10-14 15:43:05
  In Canadian or U.S. dollars? In U.S. by classic_jon2005-10-14 15:34:48
  I'd say it depends on the market. by Glum_Reaper2005-10-14 15:33:38
  three hundred sounds about right. by joecrouse2005-10-14 15:32:42
Adorable erotic massage by notdeadyet2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's one furry p5! by ecthelion2005-10-14 20:52:11
  I'm...resisting...my...dirty...mind. Aaaarrggghhh! (n/t) by Dshade2005-10-14 16:54:59
  HAHAHA! by esbita2005-10-14 16:47:55
  Oh no it doesn't! (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2005-10-14 16:02:57
  That is *wonderful* ! (n/t) by Illiad2005-10-14 15:31:59
This explains so much about WinXP by dros422006-11-19 12:55:59
  Quote: "...that raise new concerns about by IByte2005-10-14 15:19:09
    Most users will upgrade without problems, by hieraco2005-10-14 16:30:28
      Don't forget the power supply. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-10-14 21:20:04
      or any form of electronic equipment (n/t) by IByte2005-10-14 16:52:06
    ?O.o? ?o.O? WTF??? by shadowsystems2005-10-14 15:30:00
  TYPO I hope. am now figureing if i can by joecrouse2005-10-14 15:13:58
  only off by 1000x, no biggie. (n/t) by shminux2005-10-14 15:12:31
    I really like the bit that says you must have by dros422005-10-14 15:15:13
Question for Glasses wearing UFies by hieraco2005-10-14 15:06:30
  I got a pair from them quite a few years ago. by hadji2005-10-14 18:29:25
  My last 3-4 pair were from them.... by Electric Storm2005-10-14 16:57:29
    Thanks for the feedback, I'll visit them next by hieraco2005-10-14 19:11:45
  I like them... by shadowsystems2005-10-14 15:39:33
  never been to them by Reddy2005-10-14 15:36:10
  As I understand... by harold2005-10-14 15:14:44
  no bad experiences there... by Chronos12005-10-14 15:14:24
  Lenscrafters are good. After the discounts by shminux2005-10-14 15:09:48
    I prefer to not use Lenscrafters. by Danu2005-10-14 15:22:11
*cries* It's to early for full moon peoples by rogue19712005-10-14 14:32:57
  Cheeky! (n/t) by kahuana2005-10-14 18:29:32
  Speaking of full moons by kyrasantae2005-10-14 16:05:20
  {{{rogue1971}}} (n/t) by swingfroggy2005-10-14 15:07:35
  Crazy is 24/7. by themadkansan2005-10-14 15:00:39
    trust me it's worse on a full moon by rogue19712005-10-14 15:08:17
      I believe you rogue by peired2005-10-14 15:14:35
        Hey, I'm one of those wackos that calls at 3AM by hieraco2005-10-14 15:18:50
          I call later (than normal people) if I can... by shadowsystems2005-10-14 15:48:45
TKAT. Soldiers and prostitutes by thread_killer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  not that it makes a whit of difference by gibuu2005-10-14 17:02:14
  I *almost* feel sorry for... by esbita2005-10-14 16:50:28
    As a friend once told me... by tallastro2005-10-14 18:07:18
  what, no rubber available in the Army? (n/t) by shminux2005-10-14 15:05:28
  now if only by crashin2005-10-14 14:50:31
  And that's what being a Sergeant is about. by McNutcase2005-10-14 14:40:22
  So did the hooker ever get busted? by DesertRat662005-10-14 14:36:47
    Not that I know of by thread_killer2005-10-14 14:38:42
      Um. Do you still have that pager number? by VivianC2005-10-14 14:55:36
        I never had it by thread_killer2005-10-14 14:58:00
          OMG, BAH HAhahahaha... by shadowsystems2005-10-14 15:53:24
      There is such a thing? by DesertRat662005-10-14 14:41:40
hi by orion119net2005-10-14 14:31:36
  Welcome Orion! Have fun, don't go near the edge. by Jeff_UK2005-10-14 15:14:52
    Oh $DEITY NOOOOOOoooooooOO! by shadowsystems2005-10-14 15:57:30
  no code? (n/t) by unjust2005-10-14 15:05:05
  *offers cookie* (n/t) by williamashbless2005-10-14 14:51:44
  Your diary is no longer blank, but you by radiowave9112005-10-14 14:49:26
    Y'all are horrible by thread_killer2005-10-14 14:54:43
      Uhh... I'm the only one with a clutter bomber... by raptor_872005-10-14 14:56:29
        You may have a clutter bomber... by Jeff_UK2005-10-14 15:27:28
          ZAP! :D by Jeff_UK2005-10-14 15:34:42
            You scratched the paint! by raptor_872005-10-14 16:23:47
  Welcome! by shorty822005-10-14 14:33:22
  Hello by Reddy2005-10-14 14:32:45
    yea by orion119net2005-10-14 14:33:39
      CLUTTER!! by eric3_141592005-10-14 14:37:32
        Ignore the previous post. /OzWiz by tallastro2005-10-14 14:45:44
      Whatever you want as long as it is within the by shorty822005-10-14 14:36:57
      hmm by Reddy2005-10-14 14:36:39
Have I told the two troops visit the same hooker by thread_killer2005-10-14 14:10:20
  Aww nuts! by DesertRat662005-10-14 14:26:23
  Don't think so. (n/t) by Pic2005-10-14 14:12:14
  I haven't read it. Two TKATs in one day would by merlin2005-10-14 14:11:08
    Okay, let me type it up. by thread_killer2005-10-14 14:12:48
So has anyone else thought what a natural by hadji2005-10-14 14:04:51
  Not until now by raptor_872005-10-14 14:11:52
    Just one problem... by jmaxsohmer2005-10-14 14:36:07
      They could be both... by swingfroggy2005-10-14 16:00:30
        *head explodes* by sofaspud2005-10-14 16:44:13
Oh? So instead of 'thank you' it's 'f4 off'? by Corvus_One2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moving parts in rubbing contact require by tully2005-10-14 15:14:44
  In a way yes and in a way no. It is more by classic_jon2005-10-14 14:44:25
  Why hold the door open for females specifically? by raptor_872005-10-14 14:40:00
    That was good manners in the pre-feminist days. (n/t) by tully2005-10-14 14:55:12
  I have to agree by Reddy2005-10-14 14:24:59
  I only glanced through the article but by shorty822005-10-14 14:18:56
    Damn it! You're right. *Hangs head in shame* (n/t) by shorty822005-10-14 19:04:50
    *jams an 'a' between 'st' and 'ur'* (n/t) by kahuana2005-10-14 18:39:21
    The third sentence should read: by shorty822005-10-14 14:20:28
  Manners and politeness are two different things. by Peace_man2005-10-14 14:14:57
    Kinda like by tully2005-10-14 14:53:00
  Politeness has its place but people take it too by joecrouse2005-10-14 14:11:09
  Maybe. by raptor_872005-10-14 14:10:25
    Good ole boy George should have countered by joecrouse2005-10-14 14:12:12
  Not completely by DesertRat662005-10-14 14:07:48
    Not just an urban issue... by Illiad2005-10-14 14:12:44
      Sorry by DesertRat662005-10-14 14:20:33
        Never been to the ME... by Illiad2005-10-14 14:22:42
          Both to be honest by DesertRat662005-10-14 14:30:11
  Oh, I agree completely by thread_killer2005-10-14 14:07:42
    Ever been to Chicago? by DesertRat662005-10-14 14:08:47
      *Cough* Chicago counts as the north by thread_killer2005-10-14 14:11:20
        *I have been to Hawaii! Which island?* (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-10-14 16:49:47
none of you geeks are excited by this? by unjust2006-11-19 12:55:59
  what's running it? by gurgeh2005-10-14 14:13:22
    please... by defdood2005-10-14 14:52:29
  Noooo! Animated gifs EVERYWHERE! by Michiel2005-10-14 14:03:19
    May I suggest... by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
  who needs a $$$ plasma screen... by gurgeh2005-10-14 14:00:00
    Ooooh! by sofaspud2005-10-14 16:47:46
  the article I just read from your click by voxwoman2005-10-14 13:58:27
    How they going to power it? Its gotta havea power by joecrouse2005-10-14 14:00:27
      Don't forget capacity. by Peace_man2005-10-14 14:02:06
        they've already got LED fabric by voxwoman2005-10-14 14:52:33
          you should see the LED screens that are in r&d by unjust2005-10-14 15:01:26
  Harry Potter has been doing it for YEARS by rogue19712005-10-14 13:55:44
    but in black & white by Reddy2005-10-14 13:58:32
A parent's definition of "sleeping in": by rogue19712005-10-14 13:37:25
  Not the same... by VivianC2005-10-14 13:50:00
  And why do kids groan when you wake them at 7 by penguintrip2005-10-14 13:46:18
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on by joecrouse2005-10-14 13:27:46
  PARRY, riposte! Candy Story. by Havoc2005-10-14 17:10:14
  *GROOOOOOAAAANNN* =)P (N/T) by shadowsystems2005-10-14 16:10:42
  :-) (n\t) by IByte2005-10-14 14:16:43
My very first cartoon! by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's one.. and only 49 more to go.. by romandas2005-10-14 13:30:32
    My senior drill by thread_killer2005-10-14 13:45:15
      Ha. And here I was, thinking that Rufus was the by voxwoman2005-10-14 13:52:31
        Oh, you better believe it by thread_killer2005-10-14 13:55:53
      Look on the bright side... by McNutcase2005-10-14 13:49:43
      What is it they say about Boot Camp? by DesertRat662005-10-14 13:48:39
        "Head down, mouth shut and never ever by Corvus_One2005-10-14 13:51:58
          That too by DesertRat662005-10-14 13:54:57
            I saw a guy go to present arms for a major by thread_killer2005-10-14 14:00:30
              BTDT by DesertRat662005-10-14 14:03:44
            Ouch, a lot of yelling ensued? (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-10-14 13:57:50
              Not from the LTC by DesertRat662005-10-14 14:02:33
      Heh. Oops. (n/t) by merlin2005-10-14 13:47:33
        Yeah, I've had more than a couple 'oops' moments by thread_killer2005-10-14 13:49:29
          As the wild piggies of Bosnia will testify ;) (n/t by McNutcase2005-10-14 13:50:11
            They ain't testifing to s4! by thread_killer2005-10-14 13:52:14
              Dead pigs tell no tails (n/t) by DesertRat662005-10-14 13:55:46
    the count is Zero drill sargent. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-10-14 13:31:51
Ack. by McNutcase2005-10-14 12:54:04
  I want that source :) <n/t> by Chronos12005-10-14 14:53:06
  (Nodding in agreement) by shadowsystems2005-10-14 12:59:03
    Do you happen to know if the Palm Tungsten C... by McNutcase2005-10-14 13:05:54
      Yes... by shadowsystems2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Wouldn't it be cheaper and simpler by wheresthefish2005-10-14 13:29:49
        Not really... by shadowsystems2005-10-14 16:42:09
        Do you have any idea how fast I read? by McNutcase2005-10-14 13:31:13
Mild family scare. Grandfather is in hospital. by joecrouse2005-10-14 12:49:17
  {{{Joecrouse & family}}} by Reddy2005-10-14 14:00:40
    Apparently the cops had to catch her. by joecrouse2005-10-14 14:02:59
      I guess the cops do now too (n/t) by Reddy2005-10-14 14:09:17
        (-= I dont think there were any cops brave enough by joecrouse2005-10-14 14:20:44
  {{{joecrouse and family}}} by voxwoman2005-10-14 13:28:23
    thanks (n/t) by joecrouse2005-10-14 13:31:11
    At 83 with diabetes and just under 300 pounds by joecrouse2005-10-14 13:31:01
Theodore Roosevelt, why don't they make more like by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  I really don't agree with the one about by Peace_man2005-10-14 13:50:47
    me thinks you misread that one by unjust2005-10-14 14:00:49
      I think I read it correctly. by Peace_man2005-10-14 14:07:41
        you disagree with it? i'd say that it IS by unjust2005-10-14 14:16:20
          Read my lips. I agree with what Teddy said. (n/t) by Peace_man2005-10-14 14:20:28
            About peace-at-any-price. by Peace_man2005-10-14 14:22:47
        I think the earthquake got the old guy were after. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-10-14 14:15:26
  i'd say that a number of by unjust2005-10-14 13:23:52
  I agree with most of it. by Illiad2005-10-14 12:47:01
    another way to look at it. by unjust2005-10-14 13:48:50
      but but but... by Illiad2005-10-14 13:58:50
        da by unjust2005-10-14 14:02:22
    I can sort of see it. by Peace_man2005-10-14 13:44:26
    Roosevelt is a product of his time by voxwoman2005-10-14 13:34:03
      times are different, but that doesn't change by unjust2005-10-14 13:45:20
    Hmmm... I'll tell you how I take it by DesertRat662005-10-14 12:56:05
      You could paraphrase or elaborate to say: by inittab2005-10-14 13:29:29
      I dunno. by Illiad2005-10-14 13:10:40
        Agreed. Loyalty != Blind Agreement by inittab2005-10-14 13:48:48
        It's not so much lines on a map... by esbita2005-10-14 13:29:48
        I say you would be by DesertRat662005-10-14 13:16:59
          Let's look at a few "what-ifs" by Illiad2005-10-14 13:48:38
            Another crack at it. by esbita2005-10-14 14:24:27
              Ah *commitment* by Illiad2005-10-14 14:27:59
            In your scenario by DesertRat662005-10-14 13:52:09
              This conundrum was well-known in Canada. by Peace_man2005-10-14 13:57:50
              Did Teddy choose the wrong words? by Illiad2005-10-14 13:57:26
                I suspect that the meaning of the words by Peace_man2005-10-14 14:00:44
                  Indeed. by Illiad2005-10-14 14:01:26
    right, I don;t agree with that statement either (n/t) by rogue19712005-10-14 12:50:20
NZer charged with bestiality and animal cruelty. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  DISNEY IS TO BLAME! by LionsPhil2005-10-14 13:33:25
  There was a young fellow from Brill by Mad_Peter2005-10-14 13:23:22
  Hold on a minute by thread_killer2005-10-14 13:14:12
    My brother... by VivianC2005-10-14 13:53:46
      They're mean. That's why they're stew. :P (n/t) by esbita2005-10-14 14:27:37
    "mad bunny-pumper"? that's.... so... (n/t) by unjust2005-10-14 13:29:24
      I choked on my coffee on that one :) (n/t) by merlin2005-10-14 13:43:41
      I can't read it without giggling. by esbita2005-10-14 13:31:36
      The word you're searching for is by wheresthefish2005-10-14 13:30:59
    Yeah, really. by esbita2005-10-14 13:21:00
  You don't take a drug and go 'Mmm, rabbits by hieraco2005-10-14 13:13:55
    (east Hastings) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-10-14 13:22:57
      Look at his suit :-) Yeah I was facing the wrong by hieraco2005-10-14 13:50:57
  Have to admit I laughed at this quote by Kickstart2005-10-14 13:10:51
    Supposed to be said in a Homer Simpson fashion, by IByte2005-10-14 14:07:49
  WTF? Someone needs a SERIOUS LARTing! by SnArL2005-10-14 13:02:53
  Thats why you put black electrical tape around it. by joecrouse2005-10-14 12:59:06
  Shoulda borrowed the Donkey by DesertRat662005-10-14 12:44:30
    The guinea pig can't kick back, though. (n/t) by esbita2005-10-14 13:18:19
  I wonder if he got the idea from a certain by ChuckAB2005-10-14 12:44:14
  thats just gross! by dad2tzk2005-10-14 12:40:57
Quote heard on the radio: by hadji2005-10-14 12:24:14
  ??? What does that mean???? by Peace_man2005-10-14 14:18:43
    Sorry, I should have been more specific. by hadji2005-10-14 15:40:54
  Yo, that s4 needs to be kept on the down low by thread_killer2005-10-14 13:22:29
  *blankly stares at the screen* by rogue19712005-10-14 12:45:00
    *shrugs* I dunno. (n/t) by hadji2005-10-14 12:46:01
  What the... ?! (n/t) by Illiad2005-10-14 12:34:04
    Yeah. Exactly. (n/t) by hadji2005-10-14 12:36:26
I want an Acme Klein bottle! by SnArL2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oldie but goodie. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-14 12:43:42
  I want one, too. by voxwoman2005-10-14 12:40:07
  I've got one of these. Filling it is tough. by williamashbless2005-10-14 12:13:17
  I've got one. by Pic2005-10-14 12:06:20
    I have a glass one. by eric3_141592005-10-14 12:33:31
    For real? by Didactylos2005-10-14 12:24:36
      Yuppers. by Pic2005-10-14 12:33:30
I HATE VERIZON SOMETIMES!!! by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  OK, try this by maceogan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    EEK, forgot to close a tag. Try this. by maceogan2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Freeringers doesn't look free to me. by shorty822005-10-14 12:58:33
        Like I said i cannot look at those sites. by maceogan2005-10-14 13:02:31
  To be fair... by sofaspud2005-10-14 12:16:09
    The rep said that they won't offer call blocking by shorty822005-10-14 12:21:23
      Well, he's probably right, by sofaspud2005-10-14 15:20:22
        I don't know what her manager would think of half by shorty822005-10-14 15:37:42
  I don't know if your phone supports it, but a by merlin2005-10-14 12:12:32
    Wouldn't work. by shorty822005-10-14 12:15:11
  Calling them again. On hold at the moment. (n/t) by shorty822005-10-14 11:50:23
    The rep says is not available to anybody by shorty822005-10-14 11:56:15
      She also can't seem to find a way for me to put by shorty822005-10-14 12:01:28
        Ringer ID... by kf4oyt2005-10-14 12:05:37
          Tried, not possible. (n/t) by shorty822005-10-14 12:09:18
          Unfortunately, volume tends to be a global by merlin2005-10-14 12:07:38
            Exactly my problem. by shorty822005-10-14 12:16:14
              Sorry.. by kf4oyt2005-10-14 12:19:49
                Checked but there isn't one. (n/t) by shorty822005-10-14 12:37:45
                  can you program in a ringtone with no sound? by voxwoman2005-10-14 12:42:44
                    Can't program any kind of ringtones. by shorty822005-10-14 12:52:19
  It may not be a feature available at your by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Page not found error. (n/t) by shorty822005-10-14 11:38:20
      Think I found it. by shorty822005-10-14 11:40:49
    Well, I'm not a new subscriber. by shorty822005-10-14 11:37:03
      this is a grandfathering clause, so unless by shminux2005-10-14 11:40:26
        Which is stupid. by shorty822005-10-14 11:42:39
          I agree it's stupid. But it's also for by voxwoman2005-10-14 12:26:21
            actually it could kind of be done.. by dailator2005-10-14 12:34:33
  Other providers do, by Didactylos2005-10-14 11:29:05
    kinda by dailator2005-10-14 11:39:22
      Well, I'm in the UK by Didactylos2005-10-14 11:51:05
        Sprint doesn't allow for blocking calls, either. by ChuckAB2005-10-14 12:37:04
    I'm thinking of going by the Verizon Store near by shorty822005-10-14 11:30:53
  I'm going to start logging these calls. by shorty822005-10-14 11:28:26
  Add the number to your phone, and set it to a by merlin2005-10-14 11:17:15
    sneaky :) (n/t) by KrakensDen2005-10-14 11:22:02
      To bad it doesn't work. (n/t) by shorty822005-10-14 11:23:37
        Sorry. (n/t) by merlin2005-10-14 11:25:49
    Ummm, good idea. by shorty822005-10-14 11:21:53
      So make a silent tone by VivianC2005-10-14 11:27:54
        I thought of that but I don't know how to on my by shorty822005-10-14 11:29:12
          erm.. you don't make it on the phone by Freakazoid2005-10-14 11:33:12
            No idea if they did. by shorty822005-10-14 11:34:53
              Doesn't that phone have a voice recorder function? by shadowsystems2005-10-14 13:37:21
                The rep had that idea. There isn't a way to set by shorty822005-10-14 13:39:00
                  Then maybe buying the USB-Data cable by shadowsystems2005-10-14 13:44:42
                    I don't think that will work. by shorty822005-10-14 13:55:33
                      It being Verizon, there probably isn't. by McNutcase2005-10-14 13:59:24
Cutie Bunch Friends! by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wasnt there like a e cartoon like that? (n/t) by joecrouse2005-10-14 13:39:43
    There was a flash series. Happy Tree Friends. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-14 13:41:50
      da am rememberink now. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-10-14 14:22:43
  I love a happy ending - Thanks Illiad (n/t) by hieraco2005-10-14 11:32:46
  Too Funny! (n/t) by VivianC2005-10-14 11:26:42
  Oh man.. that was.... by Corvus_One2005-10-14 11:18:18
  you of all people Illiad should know better by Freakazoid2005-10-14 11:16:09
    But he said where it goes. by LionsPhil2005-10-14 11:27:47
      I just don't trust tinyurl by Freakazoid2005-10-14 11:30:43
        Also, there's no reason to use it when it is by shorty822005-10-14 11:33:20
  *snerk* by merlin2005-10-14 11:14:55
Wow.. UPS makes lots of sense, really it doesn't by Freakazoid2005-10-14 11:07:32
  their hubs make for some interesting routing... by dals_rule2005-10-14 11:16:53
    Not only delivery companies, but big mail-order by ChuckAB2005-10-14 12:51:15
      that's just... wow by Freakazoid2005-10-14 13:33:12
I think I might be in trouble... by NIghtwind2005-10-14 11:07:20
  *We'll put Security in ICU too*</bad rap song> (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-10-14 18:22:02
  details... by Nightwind2005-10-14 16:52:08
  Smile like youve got a chain saw in your cubicle by joecrouse2005-10-14 11:37:24
    wrong... our security guards are tied to the beth by Nightwind2005-10-14 16:50:37
      ah so they do have arrest powers by joecrouse2005-10-14 18:17:57
        associated? deputiesed? I do know... by Nightwind2005-10-14 18:46:25
  RUN!!!!!! then see what they do ;) (n/t) by techi8702005-10-14 11:22:20
    this was after two steps twards the door was... by Nightwind2005-10-14 16:46:18
W:ET anyone? (n/t) by Alex_W2005-10-14 11:00:44
  can do in a few minutes I hope (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2005-10-14 11:06:40
2 cool things by Hellahulla2005-10-14 10:57:58
  no comments on paper thin screens yet? by unjust2005-10-14 12:16:58
Linux kernel question (maybe Gentoo specific) by romandas2005-10-14 10:49:53
  You want to run make oldconfig by frizzgrig2005-10-14 11:01:28
  Not to be a party pooper, by KrakensDen2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Unless the kernel upgrades fix local exploits. by bwkaz2005-10-14 14:53:36
    Which is why I only recently by thread_killer2005-10-14 12:13:44
ATTN: Sardius by KrakensDen2005-10-14 10:44:30
  "You can't always win." I think that's the key. by ChuckAB2005-10-14 14:10:00
    Best way to blast Sardius by hieraco2005-10-14 15:56:13
    And with the players you mentioned by peired2005-10-14 14:48:51
    The point of playing isn't to get better... by BaruMonkey2005-10-14 14:31:22
  There is a simple solution by wheresthefish2005-10-14 11:50:36
    Been their done that ! by dad2tzk2005-10-14 12:34:05
  (NOOB)Sardius or <NOOB>Sardius? by tallastro2005-10-14 11:39:56
    That joke by Pic2005-10-14 12:09:35
    Oh, that might be me shoving, too. by VivianC2005-10-14 11:54:22
      When I get shoved too much I get P.Oed by hieraco2005-10-14 15:57:16
      I do that too, trying to be helpful, actually. by merlin2005-10-14 12:06:46
        You know what I do? by Pic2005-10-14 12:08:38
          I've dropped grenades. by tallastro2005-10-14 12:14:22
            I think it was Scrap... by VivianC2005-10-14 12:52:23
              Sneaky. I've been in that hole. by tallastro2005-10-14 13:07:40
                Actually, yes you can, you just have to go the by merlin2005-10-14 13:36:48
                I've been stuck by that by thread_killer2005-10-14 13:28:32
          *mental note* Don't shove Pic out of the spawn by merlin2005-10-14 12:14:01
  don't think he gets on here KD.. by ihavebigpiranha2005-10-14 11:11:19
    I've seen him post here a few times... by KrakensDen2005-10-14 11:21:34
      What happened? (n/t) by merlin2005-10-14 11:23:22
        He started losing in 1v1 (n/t) by KrakensDen2005-10-14 17:19:55
    Nobody likes losing, but I thought it was for fun. by merlin2005-10-14 11:15:39
Last day today, so cleaning out my cube by farfalla2005-10-14 10:29:55
  well you can allways leave your cube looking by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
    non clicky link by rogue19712005-10-14 10:55:08
      Working link. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
        Have to add... by Didactylos2005-10-14 11:33:22
          Yes, I know that. (n/t) by shorty822005-10-14 11:43:21
            For the benefit of those who don't. by Didactylos2005-10-14 11:52:48
        Oh, I wish! by farfalla2005-10-14 11:08:02
16 kids not enough?! by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  She Really needs a new hobby (n/t) by notdeadyet2005-10-14 15:10:37
  I saw a Discovery Channel... by jdelphiki2005-10-14 11:32:23
    The wife was quoted as saying... by esbita2005-10-14 11:50:11
      Not only that, by Pic2005-10-14 12:17:12
        Yep. by jdelphiki2005-10-14 12:26:21
    I did wonder how well socialized they are by farfalla2005-10-14 11:46:38
      That's why I'm not willing to say... by jdelphiki2005-10-14 12:29:49
      Id argue having that many kids is mistreatment. (n (n/t) by joecrouse2005-10-14 11:54:07
  And his name is Jim Bob by hieraco2005-10-14 11:28:38
    Hey! by jsrustad2005-10-18 11:19:54
    Watch it. Some of us here are from Arkansas by thread_killer2005-10-14 12:25:22
      I get that too but only when mom by joecrouse2005-10-14 12:26:39
        So, by extension, by merlin2005-10-14 12:32:15
          No. He gets it naturaly but Im very frequently in by joecrouse2005-10-14 12:50:47
  Could be worse... by jsrustad2006-11-19 12:55:59
    16 kids & can't take of herself by Reddy2005-10-14 11:14:42
      Medicaid doesn't cover it, iirc. by esbita2005-10-14 11:48:00
        I know - why I think they should by Reddy2005-10-14 12:02:56
          Agreed with you there. by esbita2005-10-14 12:07:23
            if Medicaid is having to pay for all of them by Reddy2005-10-14 13:54:21
              You scandalize the social work students! by esbita2005-10-14 14:34:38
      They probably don't have her consent (n/t) by farfalla2005-10-14 11:15:52
  they are crazy by Reddy2005-10-14 10:46:22
    He used to be an elected government official (n/t) by misrobin22005-10-14 10:49:59
      used to be?? by Reddy2005-10-14 10:52:57
        The article I read... by esbita2005-10-14 10:54:54
          Springdale, AR is BOOMING right now by thread_killer2005-10-14 12:15:34
          He also intends to run for the Senate by farfalla2005-10-14 11:01:47
            I loved their dresses by Reddy2005-10-14 11:03:32
              I have two. Want one? by thread_killer2005-10-14 12:17:51
                Just wait till they get smarter by DesertRat662005-10-14 13:01:10
                  actually, he could by astro-g2005-10-14 13:04:10
                Have they started dating yet? by merlin2005-10-14 12:33:28
                  Doesn't everyone? (n/t) by DesertRat662005-10-14 13:01:28
              You could put your boys in dresses by farfalla2005-10-14 11:05:52
                *grins* by Reddy2005-10-14 11:08:32
                  And blue face paint? And broadswords? by SnArL2005-10-14 12:09:20
                    If I can find them by Reddy2005-10-14 14:02:25
                    *guffaws* by esbita2005-10-14 12:12:52
  I have a hard enough time keeping my 2 by rogue19712005-10-14 10:40:24
    Well, by Pic2005-10-14 10:48:33
      My grandfather is the third of 13 kids by farfalla2005-10-14 10:51:03
- - - ThE FuNnY FaRm - - - by Mr.Taco2005-10-14 10:22:46
  In Soviet Russia... by darkyoshi3722005-10-14 13:38:33
  Two judges are walking in a park ... by aix tom2005-10-14 10:49:34
  The second one is *awsome* :-D (n/t) by classic_jon2005-10-14 10:25:09
Just quit my job... by McGowan2005-10-14 10:10:53
  Well done, and congratulations! (n/t) by farfalla2005-10-14 10:32:56
  congrats by Reddy2005-10-14 10:22:18
  *lines up the conga rats* (n/t) by esbita2005-10-14 10:19:12
  Sweet!, gotta love it when good things happen :) (n/t) by classic_jon2005-10-14 10:19:03
  w00t! (n/t) by KrakensDen2005-10-14 10:16:45
  Conga rats for the new job! (n/t) by rook_mtl2005-10-14 10:14:56
Just Imagine is now playing on FMC by voxwoman2005-10-14 09:56:35
crontab "staggering"?? by spiffikins2005-10-14 09:55:34
  Really every minute ? by aix tom2005-10-14 11:00:16
  As I know it you can't do it with crontab alone by Bellator2005-10-14 10:04:36
    Seconded. by talon07202005-10-14 10:29:05
      thanks by spiffikins2005-10-14 10:38:45
        Individual wrappers with times in is a bad idea. by andya2005-10-14 10:51:25
  You might try inserting different 'wait' statement by Peace_man2005-10-14 10:04:08
  Off the top of my head by thread_killer2005-10-14 09:58:45
What should I have for lunch? by thread_killer2005-10-14 09:53:33
  Quizno's (n/t) by joecrouse2005-10-14 11:41:02
  Brains by evil_andy2005-10-14 10:58:33
  Longpig? (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-10-14 10:15:21
    It's been a LONG while since I've seen that term. (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-10-14 10:43:50
      I had to look it up. :) (n/t) by farfalla2005-10-14 11:47:21
  Chicken by Reddy2005-10-14 10:13:41
    Hmm, chicken jello. (n/t) by tallastro2005-10-14 10:16:18
      Hey, it is Friday by Reddy2005-10-14 10:19:03
        I really meant to say by tallastro2005-10-14 10:33:59
  Hunan by DesertRat662005-10-14 09:57:35
    Will it still be hot after I drive 1k miles? by thread_killer2005-10-14 10:01:14
Blcoking callers on a LG VX6000 phone. by shorty822005-10-14 09:50:58
  Call youor CSP about blocking the number by SouthpawPL2005-10-14 11:46:03
  s/Blcoking/Blocking/ by shorty822005-10-14 09:51:36
Men make women fat by farfalla2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I love the disclaimer near the end... by rook_mtl2005-10-14 10:12:57
  Women make men fat. by Peace_man2005-10-14 10:10:19
    Not necessarily. by esbita2005-10-14 10:17:26
      A statement like that is never 100% accurate. by Peace_man2005-10-14 10:21:55
    Unless of course the man is the better cook :) (n/t) by classic_jon2005-10-14 10:17:26
      That's been exactly my experience by farfalla2005-10-14 10:32:04
        My wife and I are excellent cooks by joecrouse2005-10-14 11:45:02
  Interesting. by stephystar2005-10-14 09:57:20
    Emphasis on "healthy." by esbita2005-10-14 10:12:01
    I think I might be in love with you for that... (n (n/t) by cybergeek2005-10-14 09:59:16
      Seconded! Now I just need to find a way by McGowan2005-10-14 10:04:26
*Prays to Lucifer* by Bellator2005-10-14 09:48:32
  which one? by shuriken2005-10-14 10:53:32
    It's the Christian one, but he isn't evil... by Bellator2005-10-14 14:07:01
    From what I know of Bellator, both. (n/t) by raptor_872005-10-14 13:40:43
20% of the human genome has been patented. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So if I have a baby... by esbita2005-10-14 10:21:37
    Would that make the lady who had her 16th kid by talon07202005-10-14 10:39:51
      *chuckles* by esbita2005-10-14 10:53:54
        No. Do share. :) (n/t) by farfalla2005-10-14 11:15:07
          Okay, you asked for it. by esbita2005-10-14 11:54:21
  Your patent is invalid, I have a sample of some by talon07202005-10-14 09:49:47
    You'll need a new use to go with that. by tallastro2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Vampires. (n/t) by ihope1272005-10-14 19:03:47
      UF = University of Florida? by kelli2172005-10-14 10:28:20
        Yes, I was hoping the link would suffice. (n/t) by tallastro2005-10-14 10:40:26
  Math error... by cybergeek2005-10-14 09:49:11
    But 5/25 is only 1 off on the top and bottom, by talon07202005-10-14 09:51:16
      "Pi is exactly three!" (n/t) by cybergeek2005-10-14 09:58:19
        True, for certain values of 1 (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-10-14 10:37:28
ARGH part 2. by andya2005-10-14 09:35:51
  What a shock. by andya2005-10-14 10:47:11
    ROFL! Typical engineering logic at work. (n/t) by SparcMan2005-10-14 19:16:53
    Gasp! :) (n/t) by classic_jon2005-10-14 11:11:24
  argh indeed by spiffikins2005-10-14 09:38:48
anyone else using acad 2006 lt? by unjust2005-10-14 09:16:12
"He is as clumsy as he is stupid." by Corvus_One2005-10-14 09:13:54
  "He's as ugly as he is stupid" by voxwoman2005-10-14 09:54:15
    This one is from Galaxy Quest by talon07202005-10-14 11:54:53
    My Google-Fu is strong by talon07202005-10-14 11:50:22
      Sorry, that goes with the clumsy one. (n/t) by talon07202005-10-14 11:51:02
  One ping only! (n/t) by classic_jon2005-10-14 09:36:13
  "You have failed me for the last time, Admiral." ( (n/t) by acrisius2005-10-14 09:30:25
  Why do I hear Sean Connery's voice? (n/t) by Dshade2005-10-14 09:18:50
    James Bond? (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-14 09:26:15
      yes moneypenny. by thetree2005-10-14 09:30:07
*Confiscates all HP Laptop Batteries* by babywhizIT2006-11-19 12:55:59
  no melty goodness? huzzah! (n/t) by spiffikins2005-10-14 09:59:00
Woo Hoo?? by da-gimp2005-10-14 09:01:17
  Make sure you get some rest by farfalla2005-10-14 10:28:05
  Sorry to hear about the layoff. by plblark2005-10-14 10:15:54
  The people here at work want your resume. by Spud312005-10-14 09:05:09
    I knew I loved you for a reason. by da-gimp2005-10-14 09:06:52
hmmmm by unjust2005-10-14 08:54:52
  Don't want the SH17 hitting the fan? (n/t) by Dshade2005-10-14 09:20:16
    -blink- ow. well it'd be the fan hitting the by unjust2005-10-14 09:36:10
      but are there fans of that project?? ;-P (n/t) by classic_jon2005-10-14 09:37:25
Repeating? Nah... by gogaxxx2005-10-14 08:35:25
  You mean by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
    yeah by gogaxxx2005-10-14 08:47:39
      Hey wait a minute. by FractalEdge2005-10-14 09:01:55
*raises eyebrow* by MikeCDN2005-10-14 08:30:12
  Isn't that kind of like wanting a website on CD so by classic_jon2005-10-14 08:52:10
  Screenshot. by LionsPhil2005-10-14 08:46:33
    hehe, i like :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-10-14 08:47:20
  google? by frause2005-10-14 08:36:21
    Is not any kind of solution. by McNutcase2005-10-14 08:43:38
      heh, Yeah I know :) by frause2005-10-14 08:59:07
      Well, by aix tom2005-10-14 08:46:50
  Single-source! by mortaine2005-10-14 08:33:25
    Dunno, by MikeCDN2005-10-14 08:44:18
      Is it a secret? I have full Adobe 6. I can... by Dshade2005-10-14 08:47:35
  You know, not everybody can read a pdf... (n/t) by afterburner2005-10-14 08:31:28
    Yes by MikeCDN2005-10-14 08:32:48
      archivability? by unjust2005-10-14 08:43:16
      It's better for printouts? (n/t) by afterburner2005-10-14 08:35:38
        It's nothing fancy, by MikeCDN2005-10-14 08:42:53
      Portability? (n/t) by Dshade2005-10-14 08:33:24
Attn MISRobin2 ... by shadowsystems2005-10-14 08:29:23
  Consider it done! (n/t) by misrobin22005-10-14 08:46:03
W:ET in 5 hours, anyone? :) (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-10-14 08:19:56
  maybe (n/t) by imrambi2005-10-14 08:20:50
Attn: Lis77, Re: anonymous posting by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thanks! (n/t) by Lis772005-10-14 13:36:42
My new machine is almost built. I just have to by techi8702005-10-14 07:26:54
  Building a new PC for my wife. I'll get hers. by joecrouse2005-10-14 12:13:49
  What OS will you be installing? by jmaxsohmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'll keep that in mind. I'm going to be by techi8702005-10-14 08:04:33
      No problem. by jmaxsohmer2005-10-14 09:05:44
  That's *very* similar to my system by thread_killer2005-10-14 07:30:02
    I wanted a 3500+ but they were out of stock. Since by techi8702005-10-14 07:57:35
Oh, this is just beautiful by merlin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thank You. That's now my desktop. by SouthpawPL2005-10-14 09:16:44
  How much of a geek do you have to be in order for by talon07202005-10-14 08:26:59
    Apparently not much. by sofaspud2005-10-14 17:20:44
  Wow...that doesn't look real... by esbita2005-10-14 08:07:47
    That's the desert for you by DesertRat662005-10-14 08:14:41
  Ahh home... by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Old home for me... by ktownson2005-10-14 10:49:39
  very nice. (n/t) by j.butterfly2005-10-14 07:30:31
  Wow, the colours... by JimK2005-10-14 07:25:39
  Yeah, that's nice, but... by thread_killer2005-10-14 07:22:09
    You forget about ... by roolegion2005-10-14 09:13:32
UFie Ordnance Corner by Ordnance_Corner2005-10-14 07:18:13
  I like this by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Where's the effing ejection port?? by thread_killer2005-10-14 09:40:47
      Dual guns DUH!. (I wants one for paint ball) (n/t) by joecrouse2005-10-14 11:51:07
      NM....I watched the video by thread_killer2005-10-14 09:45:06
        double tap on that will empty the mag... by unjust2005-10-14 09:49:04
      what's wrong with a tomahawk? by techi8702005-10-14 09:42:34
        What, the cruise missiles? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-14 10:53:48
          No by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
        Nothing. They're quite useful (n/t) by thread_killer2005-10-14 09:45:34
    Damn, I should patent my ideas or something. by LionsPhil2005-10-14 08:39:35
      You wouldn't have gotten the patent by DesertRat662005-10-14 08:44:44
        Not so pronounced on that, though, by LionsPhil2005-10-14 08:49:25
          Sorry, missed it by DesertRat662005-10-14 08:57:51
            Can I patent patenting things? ;-P (n/t) by classic_jon2005-10-14 08:58:47
              It's been tried... I know someone who works for by jayfarm2005-10-14 09:16:38
      Hardly idle. by McNutcase2005-10-14 08:42:18
    I was looking at some of the links and by classic_jon2005-10-14 08:39:17
    thats interesting by scragman2005-10-14 08:33:00
    That's an interesting way of doing things. by McNutcase2005-10-14 08:30:26
  UFOCBOTW by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    I are got another pic of one of my friends with by joecrouse2005-10-14 11:52:52
    Is that plastic? by plblark2005-10-14 07:41:11
      Should have used indirect flash by DesertRat662005-10-14 07:48:30
o.0 ... For class, we're supposed to use VC++ 6.0, by tnglives2005-10-14 07:08:19
  Should you use that in VC++ ? by SciSSorS2005-10-14 07:25:23
  If you set up by Didactylos2005-10-14 07:13:16
    Resolved. Uh, Supposed to be C. by tnglives2005-10-14 07:23:01
Guess what $evil_customer wants now? by thread_killer2005-10-14 07:07:49
  We have one customer that drives us nuts by evilsysadmin2005-10-14 07:57:31
    only one? by spiffikins2005-10-14 09:41:32
  HA... My boss has a sense of humor by thread_killer2005-10-14 07:13:42
    So then you WON'T be making $1K/hour? by shadowsystems2005-10-14 07:27:36
Architecture question: for the UFicle by Didactylos2005-10-14 07:07:35
  That just sounds painful to implement by classic_jon2005-10-14 08:56:26
  Strategy pattern... by akela512005-10-14 08:48:37
  Anyone? by Didactylos2005-10-14 08:23:57
*runs screaming from the building* by merlin2005-10-14 07:00:12
  All the others that take your coffee... by Dshade2005-10-14 08:40:46
    It's our soon-to-be-former service company. by merlin2005-10-14 08:49:37
  *hands you the remote* by firehawk2005-10-14 07:09:33
    I seriously doubt that these even KNOW what a LART by Mad Marty2005-10-14 07:14:40
      Yes, but they're the ruthless elements... by firehawk2005-10-14 07:15:42
        The CIA know what things are like on the ground? by Esteis2005-10-14 09:30:03
WOW, it's 15:55 here, and I JUST woke up. by Mad Marty2005-10-14 06:56:10
  I'll compensate for you by hieraco2005-10-14 07:22:50
  Lazy get by evil_andy2005-10-14 06:58:36
    Ive been up since 630 pm yesterday. by joecrouse2005-10-14 13:07:50
need the name of the OS, failed at google-fu by ts0032005-10-14 06:49:29
  windows vista does (n/t) by ducimus2005-10-14 09:50:00
  Possibly... by archnerd2006-11-19 12:55:59
Bah - mindfsck spam. by Myke2005-10-14 06:49:16
  *puts you on the list for the LART remotes* by firehawk2005-10-14 07:11:38
  this is why i like my gmail so.. by ts0032005-10-14 06:51:37
    That's one of the reasons that I have Outlook by ChuckAB2005-10-14 09:09:18
      *shudder* by McNutcase2005-10-14 13:29:02
    Someone needs to make a proper mail client by LionsPhil2005-10-14 06:53:17
Repost: Offer to UFies affected by Katrina & Rita by nvparrothead2006-11-19 12:55:59
*twitch twitch twitch* by esbita2005-10-14 06:41:11
Attn: LionsPhil Re: trespassing (long) by altordwm2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nope: you've granted that permission. by LionsPhil2005-10-14 06:50:49
    you request most flash, it's not, THAT, invasive by Nightwind2005-10-15 10:37:08
    I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree by altordwm2005-10-14 06:52:38
      No, wait a second, by altordwm2005-10-14 07:27:55
"You don't wear underwear, by LionsPhil2005-10-14 06:35:35
  it took me till now by crashin2005-10-14 12:00:24
  Is that like steel slips by SciSSorS2005-10-14 07:11:07
    You mean by FractalEdge2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I don't need any olfactory organs... by BaruMonkey2005-10-14 06:48:24
Next cow orker to use a Sharpie on the whiteboard by basher202005-10-14 06:31:37
  Permanent marker on the whiteboard quickfix by SparcMan2005-10-14 19:12:59
  Recognise the handwriting ? by SciSSorS2005-10-14 07:39:07
    yes I recognized the handwriting by basher202005-10-14 09:08:43
      You should request that the HR people send out a by classic_jon2005-10-14 09:33:45
    Sharpie is a brand name for a permanent marker. (n (n/t) by shorty822005-10-14 09:08:11
  Because you care about the appearane by defdood2005-10-14 06:35:42
So! where do you get YOUR mp3s? (n/t) by rogue19712005-10-14 06:16:51
  the artist/band website (n/t) by minielim2005-10-14 13:31:25
  I steal them right and proper. by joecrouse2005-10-14 12:05:39
  MP3? Is that kinda like an M4A? (n/t) by VCA2005-10-14 08:52:26
  Either my CDs or.... by Kickstart2005-10-14 08:33:58
  My collection of CD's that I bought (n/t) by divinar22005-10-14 07:58:53
  NOT my CDs by TheCatMan2005-10-14 07:57:39
  (Echo) My CD's... by shadowsystems2005-10-14 07:47:02
  I download stuff by j.butterfly2005-10-14 07:29:08
  CDs (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-10-14 07:08:46
  My CDs, or downloads from groups like 3DT by merlin2005-10-14 07:06:49
  my CD's mainly by chaotic2005-10-14 06:53:12
  My CDs mainly. by syren2005-10-14 06:32:32
  My CDs, mostly. by Spud312005-10-14 06:27:04
  Let me consult with my lawyer before answering by hieraco2005-10-14 06:24:19
    <secretary>RIAA on the phone for you, sir (n/t) by merlin2005-10-14 07:02:09
  mp3s ? by SciSSorS2005-10-14 06:23:46
    Found it (or did I?) by SciSSorS2005-10-14 06:37:49
      Motion Picture Experts Group = MPEG by tnglives2005-10-14 06:40:28
        TLA indeed ... by SciSSorS2005-10-14 06:56:03
  I try not to. by Myke2005-10-14 06:20:11
  2 places mainly... by parastra2005-10-14 06:19:49
    Down Unda by DetroitOnline2005-10-14 06:32:31
      It's not impossible...just illegal... by parastra2005-10-14 06:37:05
        That's right in the line of his remark by SciSSorS2005-10-14 06:41:46
          More along the lines of... by parastra2005-10-14 06:47:53
          Anyone else amused by the by tnglives2005-10-14 06:45:02
  From my head. by MrTrick2005-10-14 06:19:48
    What I liked about mp3.com by TheCatMan2005-10-14 08:02:06
    Classically trained musician... by gregg_hughes2005-10-14 06:30:45
      you have a magnet in your head? by defdood2005-10-14 06:35:08
        North is that way... (n/t) by gregg_hughes2005-10-14 11:02:17
    I get most of my trance from... by parastra2005-10-14 06:24:23
  My CDs :-) (n/t) by JimK2005-10-14 06:18:51
Happy Gutter Friday, everyone! by Spud312005-10-14 06:15:22
  that is good news by Reddy2005-10-14 09:34:08
    {{{Reddy}}} by esbita2005-10-14 09:35:58
      {{{Esbita}}} by Reddy2005-10-14 10:48:27
        Hope it cheers you up! by esbita2005-10-14 10:56:26
          I have sunshine & 80 temp outside by Reddy2005-10-14 12:05:35
  Happy Friday! by Blindman2005-10-14 08:03:06
  yeah for Friday!!! :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2005-10-14 07:31:24
  Gutter Friday JOTD by DesertRat662005-10-14 07:15:56
  *backs up a dumper truck full of cookies* by syren2005-10-14 06:19:47
    Mmmm...cookies! by Spud312005-10-14 06:26:05
      *dumps the cookies in a mountain near Spud31* by syren2005-10-14 06:29:38
        Woot! (n/t) by Spud312005-10-14 06:42:28
  *gives Spud31 a camel toad* by MrTrick2005-10-14 06:17:17
    what is a camel toad? by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    *throws jello at MrTrick* (n/t) by Spud312005-10-14 06:26:27
Best textbook ever by jmaxsohmer2005-10-14 06:14:19
Ergo, women are spyware. ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-14 05:55:27
  No we aren't by oot2005-10-14 06:28:03
    so... by admitting what you do not do... by defdood2005-10-14 06:39:59
      No... just giving examples by oot2005-10-14 06:48:18
        Including sharpening trout? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-14 06:54:10
          ...using fruit-bats. (n/t) by firehawk2005-10-14 07:14:54
            Is that what you use to play fruit-ball? (n/t) by hadji2005-10-14 12:05:28
  So does that mean... by MrTrick2005-10-14 06:13:50
W:ET anyone? by parastra2005-10-14 05:37:39
  Just...woke...up... by arktus2005-10-14 06:28:39
    *gives arktus some pudding* by MrTrick2005-10-14 06:29:48
      Ick. by arktus2005-10-14 07:15:25
      Ewww! Where's that been? (n/t) by parastra2005-10-14 06:31:12
  Anyone? Bueller? by parastra2005-10-14 06:07:23
    I'll see your challenge, and raise you... by MrTrick2005-10-14 06:19:31
      Excellent! (n/t) by parastra2005-10-14 06:23:53
        Gah! by MrTrick2005-10-14 06:29:19
          No problem...I'll wait.... (n/t) by parastra2005-10-14 06:30:37
            Will you still be on in a bit more than 90 mins? by vectorz2005-10-14 06:59:49
              Unlikely, sorry :( It's after midnight here now... by parastra2005-10-14 07:11:08
                No prob, thanks anyway :) (n/t) by vectorz2005-10-14 07:27:50
            *Curses windows update to pass the time* (n/t) by parastra2005-10-14 06:49:33
              *Plants 7 mines near allies spawn on oasis* (n/t) by parastra2005-10-14 06:56:58
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
D&D question (and help naming) by purplepineapple2005-10-14 04:45:56
  Name has been chosen! by purplepineapple2006-11-19 12:55:59
    heh... by JimK2005-10-14 06:53:04
  Name the parrot by talon07202005-10-14 06:30:18
  hmm by zeitnot2005-10-14 05:36:50
    Hey, I like that idea. by stephystar2005-10-14 07:48:36
  It's called a familiar/companion sheet by scragman2005-10-14 05:10:08
    Oooh by purplepineapple2005-10-14 05:15:04
      Call him/her "Sotto" by manxmania2005-10-14 05:26:46
        yes and let him by lurker692005-10-14 05:35:43
          *blinks* by purplepineapple2005-10-14 06:12:01
            Read the linky reference by SciSSorS2005-10-14 06:16:40
              Yes, I know sotto voce. by purplepineapple2005-10-14 06:33:23
                Most people pronounce it with a hard-v sound by merlin2005-10-14 06:48:21
                  But it's Italian, like most music terms. by Esteis2005-10-14 08:31:46
                    Good point. I was thinking of the famous by merlin2005-10-14 08:54:28
                sOttO vOchA by plblark2005-10-14 06:48:17
  Sorceress? Hmm. Staff, peg leg, what is difference (n/t) by tnglives2005-10-14 05:06:46
So, Firefly. Why is it so good? by Cokish2005-10-14 04:45:43
  If after three episodes, by Ravenlock2005-10-14 18:12:12
  Age: 35 by firehawk2005-10-14 07:26:39
    Don't know the order. by Cokish2005-10-14 07:49:11
      Episode order (from my DVD box set) by wheresthefish2005-10-14 09:27:19
        The second half of the run is definitely stronger by Lindley2005-10-14 10:48:35
        I think Jaynetown and Out of Gas by voxwoman2005-10-14 10:00:34
          Out of Gas and Our Mrs Reynolds for me. by Ravenlock2005-10-14 18:17:48
  Because peer pressure demands that you do!!!!1 (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-14 05:56:10
    But pear pressure will make you by SciSSorS2005-10-14 06:13:48
      Er, 'juice'? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-14 06:51:52
        'geuse' (n/t) by evil_andy2005-10-14 07:11:04
          Thanks Andy by SciSSorS2005-10-14 08:55:25
    Thats the reason I started! by Cokish2005-10-14 05:59:22
  In my 40's, and it took a while for the series to by voxwoman2005-10-14 05:32:14
    I'm following (the new) BSG. so firefly by Cokish2005-10-14 05:46:40
      The horror aspect... by Ravenlock2005-10-14 18:16:30
  I don't know. But I do know I love it. by Dshade2005-10-14 04:53:25
    So I should rewatch the first 3 episodes ? by Cokish2005-10-14 05:29:43
      The Western style is one of my favorite... by Ravenlock2005-10-14 18:13:07
        I think that's exactly why I *don't* like Firefly. by Illiad2005-10-14 21:52:47
      It gets better by plblark2005-10-14 06:56:03
      the style stays, but you get used to it (n/t) by voxwoman2005-10-14 05:33:09
20 years of... by Arivia2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "it was considered nothing more... by emlaabs2005-10-14 08:23:46
  heh by zeitnot2005-10-14 04:52:46
  What are "superior HTML standards"? by llow2005-10-14 04:46:31
    Standards are great! Everyone should have one (n/t by kingdom2005-10-14 07:22:54
      Heh. Alas, so true. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-14 09:11:13
    No blink tag? by Didactylos2005-10-14 05:50:15
      Arn't there browsers which can turn off the blink by Cokish2005-10-14 06:01:15
      That was never standard. by LionsPhil2005-10-14 06:01:11
        I think that's the whole point about by Didactylos2005-10-14 06:10:56
    Their 'interpretation' is superiour by Cokish2005-10-14 05:33:56
    well obviously Microsoft can. by scum2005-10-14 04:49:45
    Yes, its a standard by evil_andy2005-10-14 04:47:44
Oh.. goodie.. by Corvus_One2005-10-14 04:11:48
  Or canned white beans by SciSSorS2005-10-14 04:38:26
    Beans, beans, they're good for your heart... by TheCatMan2005-10-14 05:57:41
      mixed veggies and rice are good to! yummie (n/t) by classic_jon2005-10-14 09:02:01
    Are you trying make me hungry? by Corvus_One2005-10-14 04:41:25
In honour of Friday... by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not found on server :-( (n/t) by hieraco2005-10-14 06:20:15
    I have it in my cache by Cokish2005-10-14 06:41:50
  UFied. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-10-14 06:05:23
    New Clicky (Soon to be UFied) by divinar22006-11-19 12:55:59
      hahahhahahahahhahah (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-10-14 18:43:49
  That's funny by thread_killer2005-10-14 04:13:35
  Most of the time there's a natural explanation by ixeian2005-10-14 04:08:03
  ROF by rogue19712005-10-14 03:49:46
Ufie advice by rogue19712005-10-14 03:37:11
  I bought Shure E2-C's by defiler2005-10-14 06:27:22
    Seconded. by frause2005-10-14 08:13:50
      A warning though! by frause2005-10-14 08:17:58
  koss porta pro by pica2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'd see if you can hear other stuff - by jayfarm2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Don't buy foam ones. by MrTrick2005-10-14 04:24:01
  I have a set ov Sony MDR-Q22s. by McNutcase2005-10-14 04:06:18
  Sonya by scum2005-10-14 04:01:01
    Except Sony MDR-EX71 by frause2005-10-14 08:31:47
Gmail problems? by RichLondoner2005-10-14 03:36:47
  started to come through for me now... (n/t) by RichLondoner2005-10-14 07:18:30
  sounds about par by voxwoman2005-10-14 04:28:50
  wife has been mentioning by peired2005-10-14 03:48:36
Why is the new boss by scum2005-10-14 03:28:04
  I'd be more worried... by wolfhound6682005-10-14 05:33:10
    well I am by scum2005-10-14 05:41:11
  Perhaps he is worried ... by klar_at_work2005-10-14 05:11:29
    that may well be, by scum2005-10-14 05:31:37
  We're also not allowed to surf/mail privately by moddermonster2005-10-14 03:45:45
New recipe: by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
what is better? athlon or opteron? by thetree2006-11-19 12:55:59
  HT *speed* is the same with these 2 CPUs by uligrepel2005-10-14 07:00:10
  Those *particular* two CPU's are similar; by OsteSpiser2005-10-14 06:11:14
  You answered your own question... by McNutcase2005-10-14 03:34:58
    hmm... i guess by thetree2005-10-14 04:29:33
      what exactly is better? by scum2005-10-14 04:39:05
        floating point operations? (n/t) by OsteSpiser2005-10-14 05:49:39
  Opteron. (n/t) by Arivia2005-10-14 03:27:55
  Opteron has a 3 year warranty. Athlon has none. by Cokish2005-10-14 03:20:04
The UF Toolbox daily reminder by UF Toolbox2006-11-19 12:55:59
Birthday today by ixeian2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Veels geluk op jou verjaarsdag ! (n/t) by manxmania2005-10-14 03:06:24
  Grattis på födelsedagen :-D (n/t) by ts0032005-10-14 02:34:40
    Takker så mycket ;-) (n/t) by ixeian2005-10-14 02:41:32
I´m worried about my Boss... by FordPrfkt2005-10-14 02:09:49
  time for whistle-blowing by lurker692005-10-14 06:11:29
    To whom? by FordPrfkt2005-10-14 07:38:45
  Uh by pverdon2005-10-14 03:38:49
    Uh pt 2 by peired2005-10-14 04:04:38
      oops :-) by FordPrfkt2005-10-14 05:39:58
      Another word that doesn't by manxmania2005-10-14 04:43:18
        Smile. Just wait for it to be labeled by SciSSorS2005-10-14 05:12:35
      ROF "fag" by SciSSorS2005-10-14 04:20:18
        Japanese and Chinese by vdp2005-10-14 06:38:28
          Hmm... by Khaar2005-10-14 06:47:13
        one of the Japanese writing systems is a hevily by Spudd862005-10-14 06:20:45
        English/American by wolfhound6682005-10-14 05:43:44
          100% right, it should be Usian indeed by SciSSorS2005-10-14 06:03:59
      both get used here too for that by diorama2005-10-14 04:15:38
YaY! by hadji2005-10-14 02:03:53
  *send you on your way with a hot toddie* by treehugger2005-10-14 02:34:40
I want! by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's Nokia by SciSSorS2005-10-14 04:29:17
    I've never had any problems with Nokia. by Khaar2005-10-14 05:29:41
  Ah, the BlueBerry killer... why bother though by stacato2005-10-14 03:50:11
    B-Killer? by toedruid2005-10-14 09:00:31
  But does it come with; by hieraco2005-10-14 02:09:18
    Hmm... by tnglives2005-10-14 02:15:47
  Lacks touchscreen by Hlloyge2005-10-14 02:06:12
    Two things: by Khaar2005-10-14 02:27:58
      Maybe so, but by Hlloyge2005-10-14 02:34:07
        You didn't read much of my reply, did you? by Khaar2005-10-14 03:49:16
          Oh, I've read it well enough by Hlloyge2005-10-14 08:23:12
        My Linux machine? Frequently. by pverdon2005-10-14 03:44:05
Just finished watching Kingdom of Heaven by SnArL2005-10-14 01:59:35
  It was ok by evil_andy2005-10-14 02:41:18
    That he wasn't. by esbita2005-10-14 08:15:09
Anyone seen today's Dilbert? by Hlloyge2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Legislation? by LourensVeen2005-10-14 02:11:26
The long lost and forgotten word association threa by hadji2005-10-14 01:41:58
  short (n/t) by hadji2005-10-14 01:42:06
    float (n/t) by LilDragon2005-10-14 01:45:26
      foam (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-10-14 01:46:22
        rabid (n/t) by fudje2005-10-14 01:53:32
          punch (n/t) by hieraco2005-10-14 02:04:01
            drunk (n/t) by thread_killer2005-10-14 02:06:37
              hyperspace (n/t) by SnArL2005-10-14 02:10:37
                light (n/t) by snate2005-10-14 02:19:19
                  beer (n/t) by rhinobird2005-10-14 02:27:36
                    heresy. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-10-14 02:37:08
                    belly (n/t) by inittab2005-10-14 02:28:58
                      button (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-10-14 02:43:10
                        up (n/t) by rogue19712005-10-14 02:43:56
                          down (n/t) by syren2005-10-14 02:45:08
                            feathers (n/t) by inittab2005-10-14 02:50:24
                              soft (n/t) by syren2005-10-14 03:00:39
                                silky (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-10-14 03:11:33
                                smooth (n/t) by moog2005-10-14 07:15:09
                                leather (n/t) by unjust2005-10-14 08:41:01
                                bath (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-10-14 07:10:28
                                bath (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-10-14 07:10:09
                                Shiny (n/t) by syren2005-10-14 03:33:20
                                latex. (n/t) by Arivia2005-10-14 04:36:16
                                gutter friday (n/t) by lurker692005-10-14 06:13:20
                                gloves (n/t) by manxmania2005-10-14 04:46:14
                                kid (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-10-14 05:09:27
                                goat (n/t) by unjust2005-10-14 07:37:42
                                Mountain (n/t) by plblark2005-10-14 08:26:53
      <Deleted><Deleted>2005-10-14 03:10:44
        Moderated: double post (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-10-14 03:10:59
          dust puppy (n/t) by Cokish2005-10-14 03:56:48
            tee hee (n/t) by ihope1272005-10-14 05:50:52
        MODS Double post ( and I dunno how that happened ) (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-10-14 01:47:18
ATTN: jmaxsohmer by fudje2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I tend to write with lots of parentheses too :-P by jmaxsohmer2005-10-14 01:37:38
    ooh, finally by lurker692005-10-14 06:15:32
      Isn't it part of being a programmer? by jmaxsohmer2005-10-14 06:26:17
    Ah. by fudje2005-10-14 01:52:54
      I've never really messed around with it. by jmaxsohmer2005-10-14 05:59:26
Beware the cutesy... by Illiad2005-10-14 00:54:03
  30... levels... of cuteness... by Arman X2005-10-14 11:58:11
  Ok, so I should send it to my manager so she by SnArL2005-10-14 02:22:54
  Any game that lets me get to 17th level... by RetiQlum22005-10-14 01:25:45
    Easy yes, but still CUTE by SciSSorS2005-10-14 01:36:46
      You have to bomb the brick. by Cokish2005-10-14 01:40:45
  OW!! by hadji2005-10-14 01:12:00
  Ah, LOTD, havn't checked that in months by Cokish2005-10-14 01:07:24
  Wow... that would be a great time-killer. by jmaxsohmer2005-10-14 00:58:38
Hey, I finally found a good use for a pair of chop by hadji2005-10-14 00:45:14
  You like a woody on your back? (n/t) by Dshade2005-10-14 00:57:46
    No. by hadji2005-10-14 01:30:56
  uh..... by rhinobird2005-10-14 00:47:02
    you know you look like a walrus, right? by shminux2005-10-14 00:50:26
      I am the egg man! (n/t) by hadji2005-10-14 00:53:06
        Goo goo ga joob. (n/t) by NuclearWinter2005-10-14 01:00:32
    Sounds fishy. (n/t) by hadji2005-10-14 00:48:47
    It's sushi. Nothing should ever stop you from eat by snate2005-10-14 00:48:46
      Except for sashimi. x-p (n/t) by hadji2005-10-14 00:49:39
        Could be worse by rhinobird2005-10-14 02:25:31
          Mmmm... raw chicken w/Avian Flu by swingfroggy2005-10-14 11:24:08
        Hmm. Sashimi... by Cokish2005-10-14 01:40:02
Illiways the cafe at the end of the Ufieverse by treehugger2005-10-14 00:41:53
  *looks around for Dust Puppy* (n/t) by ihope1272005-10-14 05:51:56
    ...No more replies yet? (n/t) by ihope1272005-10-14 19:04:53
  *mumbles a morning greeting* by BorgKing2005-10-14 03:13:34
    *serves BAS and two asprin* by treehugger2005-10-14 04:40:20
  Good Moaning! by syren2005-10-14 02:15:25
    Gud Moaning! by treehugger2005-10-14 02:16:38
      Mmmm toddy... by syren2005-10-14 02:25:39
        *clinks toddy glasses* by treehugger2005-10-14 02:27:50
          Oooh drunk weekend! by syren2005-10-14 02:48:34
  BAS needed by naqoyqatsi2005-10-14 02:11:48
    *giggles* Cool hugging display by treehugger2005-10-14 02:15:37
      Thanks by naqoyqatsi2005-10-14 02:43:42
  *Walks in and deposits large cake on counter* by ixeian2005-10-14 02:01:19
    Cake! Beer! by chrisP2005-10-14 04:32:18
    Me too! :) by ajpresto2005-10-14 02:58:07
      Happy birthday! (n/t) by chrisP2005-10-14 04:32:36
      Go us, indeed by ixeian2005-10-14 03:09:41
      Happy Birthday you too :) (n/t) by chaotic2005-10-14 03:01:22
    *swipes some cake and runs off to school* (n/t) by ts0032005-10-14 02:35:44
    Happy Birthday ixeian! by vectorz2005-10-14 02:33:07
      Cheers by ixeian2005-10-14 02:36:45
    yay, cake! by chaotic2005-10-14 02:28:21
      Thank you by ixeian2005-10-14 02:38:13
    Yey, Cake ! by Cokish2005-10-14 02:21:42
      Thank you "Cakish" by ixeian2005-10-14 02:34:03
    Mmmmm Cake by treehugger2005-10-14 02:05:07
      Well, I could do with a whisky alongside the beer by ixeian2005-10-14 02:12:42
        *indicates the array of Malts available* by treehugger2005-10-14 02:14:52
          My, what a fine present by ixeian2005-10-14 02:20:26
  How about a hot chocolate with a splash? by Electric Storm2005-10-14 01:56:28
    *serves hot choc with splash of rum* by treehugger2005-10-14 02:04:00
      *lies down on bed* *carefully sip chocolate* by Electric Storm2005-10-14 02:10:45
  Hot toddies? With rum? by afterburner2005-10-14 00:59:03
    *serves hot toddie with plenty of rum* by treehugger2005-10-14 01:02:03
      *toasts with treehugger* by afterburner2005-10-14 01:04:14
  BAS will do fine. by Cokish2005-10-14 00:47:23
    The phrase EWWWWW!! comes to mind by treehugger2005-10-14 01:00:27
      Thanks, I have more laundry, if you want... by Cokish2005-10-14 01:05:29
        I think I'll let you do your own laundry thanks by treehugger2005-10-14 01:07:11
          Good thing she aint my mother by Cokish2005-10-14 01:12:11
  Morning by Bellator2005-10-14 00:45:28
    *serves BAS with liberal splash* by treehugger2005-10-14 00:58:50
Wasn't ther a girl named EULA a while back? (n/t) by Bonzo2005-10-14 00:36:30
  Ring, Ring by vectorz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Didn't read that one.. The topic had nothing to by Bonzo2005-10-14 01:17:04
      Understandable (n/t) by vectorz2005-10-14 01:34:01
W:ET? (n/t) by NemoHac2005-10-14 00:27:20
  Sure.(n/t) by Arivia2005-10-14 00:27:53
As Arachnid pointed out in Sporks.... by NuclearWinter2006-11-19 12:55:59
  THONG! (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-10-14 00:59:32
What are the terms for the E.U.L.A.? by hadji2005-10-14 00:10:15
  He better watch out for those upgrade cycles by rhinobird2005-10-14 00:22:29
    Ah, I see the story has grown bigger (n/t) by Cokish2005-10-14 00:50:09
      And shorter @ same time by SciSSorS2005-10-14 02:03:47
Pffft. As if she doesn't already own AJ... (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-10-14 00:08:46
Heh. (n/t) by Arivia2005-10-14 00:04:31
It's Friday! by dodrian2005-10-14 00:04:03
  Perfect day to see Serenity yet again. by Lindley2005-10-14 10:37:08
  *blorp!* (n/t) by rockAteer2005-10-14 00:17:54
    I smell somthing...odd.... (n/t) by rhinobird2005-10-14 00:19:58
  >< by Arivia2005-10-14 00:10:53
    looks like tapioca (n/t) by rhinobird2005-10-14 00:19:19
  It's Saturday! by wheresthefish2005-10-14 00:09:39
  It's friday evening here! Muahaha! (n/t) by arachnid2005-10-14 00:07:50
    And you have a D&D game in 14 hours! (n/t) by Arivia2005-10-14 00:11:16
      I know, I can't wait! ;) (n/t) by arachnid2005-10-14 01:41:48
        Neither can I... by Arivia2005-10-14 01:46:24
  Calculus test in 7 hours. by NuclearWinter2005-10-14 00:06:32
    good luck for the test! by count_02005-10-14 00:12:36
Pfft, just click Accept already. by NuclearWinter2005-10-14 00:01:29
  Any upgrade to version 2.0 or higher... by gregg_hughes2005-10-14 06:34:45
    format and reinstall check book. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-10-14 12:31:36
  Did Stef ever even GOT past the EULA ? (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-10-14 00:20:01
    naaa, i bet he fell into the lava first ;) (n/t) by count_02005-10-14 00:20:59
      why 'EULA'? by Klymer2005-10-14 00:27:36
        If you're dating someone with a MULA, by tnglives2005-10-14 01:11:58
          as long as you won't call her MULE... by Klymer2005-10-14 01:27:09
  For those you have go give your CC info ;) (n/t) by count_02005-10-14 00:03:17
    Wonder if Miranda got a tattoo above her cleavage by klar_at_work2005-10-14 01:49:03
      random? o.O;; (n/t) by ts0032005-10-14 02:47:42
    What about the free trials!?!? (n/t) by NuclearWinter2005-10-14 00:05:56
      free trial = tonsil massage by count_02005-10-14 00:08:37
      Extremely limited feature set. (n/t) by arachnid2005-10-14 00:08:19
Good Morning :-) (n/t) by soerenjev2005-10-14 00:01:15
Translations by Nea2005-10-14 00:01:02
  deutsch / german (n/t) by grmpf2005-10-14 03:26:41
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2005-10-14 03:41:47
    by grmpf by grmpf2005-10-14 03:33:24
  Svenska / Swedish (n/t) by proffe2005-10-14 01:26:44
    av proffe by proffe2005-10-14 01:50:38
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Being comfortable with BSDs (n/t) by rockAteer2005-10-14 17:48:04
  making vellum (n/t) by Hellahulla2005-10-14 11:02:02
  Polishing Neurons. (n/t) by moongoddess2005-10-14 10:04:15
    Aren't they self-polishing? (n/t) by ihope1272005-10-14 15:53:28
  faith in Jesus. (n/t) by sstacks2005-10-14 07:02:10
    For you, perhaps.... (n/t) by rockAteer2005-10-14 17:44:52
  o/' sunday morning o/` by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-14 07:01:40
  Pudding! (n/t) by Spud312005-10-14 06:12:29
  3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 (n/t) by ihope1272005-10-14 05:54:52
  ...swimming through treacle. by cyrek2005-10-14 05:29:04
  42. (n/t) by LongFist2005-10-14 03:59:57
  dying (n/t) by fudje2005-10-14 01:55:56
  deciphering SunOS core 'panic dumps' in vi by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  21 by inkey2005-10-14 00:32:44
  an asteroid by Klymer2005-10-14 00:28:48
  pi! or e, or was it i...theta? I forget which. by rhinobird2005-10-14 00:17:47
    guess it wasnt easy to remember (n/t) by inkey2005-10-14 00:33:48
  understanding women. (n/t) by adiplomat2005-10-14 00:15:46
    We're hard to understand? (n/t) by Arivia2005-10-14 01:18:22
      Some of us males do have decent hindsight. by tnglives2005-10-14 01:29:51
        They let you THINK you understand them by Cokish2005-10-14 05:49:25
  7 (n/t) by count_02005-10-14 00:15:24
  milking a chicken. (n/t) by hadji2005-10-14 00:07:51
  epsilon. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-10-14 00:07:44
  Sunday morning. by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Um, I might be able to choke that down. (n/t) by ihope1272005-10-14 05:56:09
  finding that one nostril hair that's tickling... by Illiad2005-10-14 00:04:23
    Doesn't so easy to me by rockAteer2005-10-14 17:43:35
    lol, speak out of experience? :P (n/t) by inkey2005-10-14 00:28:12
  balancing a checkbook with a gun to your head. by NuclearWinter2005-10-14 00:02:19
  a monkey on stilts (n/t) by Lord_Dolphin2005-10-14 00:01:30
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ifyouwereapieceofsoftwareyoudbeADopyAcrapbot by Freakazoid2005-10-14 00:07:25
  Because otherwise... by MrTrick2005-10-14 00:04:07
Comment Board Trivia by count_02005-10-14 00:00:01
  Ardneh. (And if you meant some other story, by adiplomat2005-10-14 00:14:31
    Un gato en un sombrero. by RetiQlum22005-10-14 03:50:15
      Your question? (n/t) by Plasma2005-10-14 07:51:47

 

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