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Cartoon for Oct 13, 2005
Strip for Oct 13, 2005
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Watch :) by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  No. (Haven't got shockwave) by MrTrick2005-10-13 23:58:51
  Is 'pathetisad' a word? (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-10-13 23:42:33
  I want my five minutes back... (n/t) by McGowan2005-10-13 23:39:06
  Man... that is so sad and lame by Lord_Dolphin2005-10-13 23:28:20
    And what is it? by Hoth2005-10-13 23:34:54
Bwh-ha-ha-ha (Google) by manxmania2005-10-13 22:59:36
  For the other side... by Anonymous Freak2005-10-14 01:46:26
  That's almost as old as... by Illiad2005-10-13 23:05:19
    And yet still a classic :-) by jmaxsohmer2005-10-13 23:54:50
Hmmmmmmmmmm.... by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I would have to give 1 bonus point by evilsysadmin2005-10-14 08:35:03
  If the teacher provides poor instructions by hieraco2005-10-14 01:25:01
  If the teacher provides poor instructions by hieraco2005-10-14 01:24:47
  well... by dennismv2005-10-13 22:51:24
  x=4.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 by raptor_872005-10-13 22:43:17
    I am Pentium of Borg, you will be approximated? (n (n/t) by MrTrick2005-10-13 22:45:32
      No, his answer is precise, just long by Plasma2005-10-13 23:49:31
Why when copying files and Windows by shorty822005-10-13 22:11:03
  filesync is your friend by dennismv2005-10-13 22:52:23
    Thanks, I'll check that tomorrow. (n/t) by shorty822005-10-13 22:56:01
  Maybe try xcopy? (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2005-10-13 22:32:06
    Got a clicky? (n/t) by shorty822005-10-13 22:41:51
      Should just be there, by ToLazyToThink2005-10-13 22:47:47
        OK, type xcopy what? by shorty822005-10-13 22:50:05
          I don't know for sure by ToLazyToThink2005-10-13 23:29:11
            note: xcopy might not copy long file names by Freakazoid2005-10-13 23:58:58
  Exact error is: by shorty822005-10-13 22:23:35
    Opened up the file in Media Player and by shorty822005-10-13 22:30:27
  Ain't it great? by themadkansan2005-10-13 22:13:05
Hehe... baserace... is fun! :) (W:ET) (n/t) by imperito2005-10-13 21:47:35
  Seconded. Just add 15 minutes, standard ! by klaranth2005-10-13 22:42:10
    Better as a standalone campaign... by parastra2005-10-13 23:00:31
      Hmm, no objections to the adding of 15 min. (n/t) by klaranth2005-10-13 23:21:57
        I don't object to that, either. by Arivia2005-10-13 23:27:28
          Any others best kept , but separate? by klaranth2005-10-13 23:29:53
            I like TheRiver2 :) by parastra2005-10-13 23:35:32
            Did we ever come to a decision on... by Arivia2005-10-13 23:33:40
              2Tanks is planned for 12v12 TS (n/t) by klaranth2005-10-14 09:22:21
              I liked two tanks, but it needs at least... by RetiQlum22005-10-13 23:45:25
                Agreed. by Arivia2005-10-13 23:48:35
    No! by Arivia2005-10-13 22:44:57
      Awww shuck by klaranth2005-10-13 22:58:51
Repost: Offer to UFies affected by Katrina & Rita by nvparrothead2006-11-19 12:55:59
something that doesn't exist, but true ! by dennismv2005-10-13 21:13:29
  We fooled a guy at school into believing by wheresthefish2005-10-13 23:53:40
  The silent 'q' in fish. by RetiQlum22005-10-13 23:46:23
  I once managed to convince someone that by Mad_Peter2005-10-13 21:55:28
  Does it count... by VivianC2005-10-13 21:49:08
  Don't know if it fits what you're looking for, but by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    haha yeah ... by dennismv2005-10-13 22:11:11
  '01 Octane fuel by Control2005-10-13 21:37:55
  Magic Helmets by carthax2005-10-13 21:31:41
  A college roommate once told me by Concept2005-10-13 21:30:19
  Yes! check it out! by hieraco2005-10-13 21:26:47
Oh, that's brilliant. by hadji2005-10-13 21:03:27
  ah, borking servers remotely :) by Freakazoid2005-10-13 21:40:02
  Dude! your now officialy an IT guy! by hieraco2005-10-13 21:20:46
    What, you think this is my first? by hadji2005-10-13 21:28:17
      Or the time I was trying to empty off a drive of by hadji2005-10-13 21:31:20
        Or the time I was turning off a test server and by carthax2005-10-13 21:34:19
          One of my Favorite dead server stories, by Mario by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Follow-up by inittab2005-10-13 23:05:53
          I think my favorite one is when one of my coworker by hadji2005-10-13 21:41:08
            Last weekend I had to Phone the Network Backup by hieraco2005-10-13 21:50:48
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2005-10-13 21:00:02
SOTM: by SnArL2005-10-13 20:46:51
In a world of 1's and 0's, I made a CPU see 5... by kahuana2005-10-13 20:33:33
  Alot of that depends on your pic- by jayfarm2005-10-13 21:59:47
  Didja let the magic smoke out? by SnArL2005-10-13 20:49:03
    Not big enough to make any. by kahuana2005-10-13 21:15:35
TTGTBT by radiowave9112005-10-13 20:28:07
  And here ... by ChuckAB2005-10-13 20:47:06
  yea same here by Glytch782005-10-13 20:34:41
10 point to who can finish this song by Glytch782005-10-13 20:20:56
  Seven Deadly Sins by Flogging Molly by VivianC2005-10-13 21:35:05
Note to self by imrambi2005-10-13 20:11:59
Attn: Edmonton (and area) UFies! by theanomaly2005-10-13 19:28:25
  No can do :-( - I'm at work all weekend by hieraco2005-10-13 21:19:02
  Oh, and I promise to hop onto #sporks in the middl by theanomaly2005-10-13 19:30:49
do people care ? by dennismv2005-10-13 19:19:44
  *checks give a s4 meter* by DesertRat662005-10-13 19:44:36
  nothing matters. by fallow2005-10-13 19:38:44
  Sure, some people do. by hadji2005-10-13 19:22:00
    insert $addedBonus by lookn4change2005-10-13 20:21:28
    Quick anecdote to illustrate my point. by hadji2005-10-13 19:27:24
Need Homework Help... by Sweethart2005-10-13 19:17:00
  ok by VivianC2005-10-13 21:41:33
  Happy to help. by sass101512005-10-13 20:59:06
  In the interest of homework by lookn4change2005-10-13 20:31:45
  Answers by Glytch782005-10-13 20:23:41
  Response by Bastetsmuse2005-10-13 20:19:14
  Obligatory call to mods, unobfuscated email addy ( (n/t) by jiteo2005-10-13 20:18:49
  For the sake of homework: by da-gimp2005-10-13 20:17:32
  I'll take a stab at it.... by radiowave9112005-10-13 19:26:46
  I'll answer here :o) by rogue19712005-10-13 19:24:23
  why not... by dailator2005-10-13 19:21:18
    eh by dailator2005-10-13 19:26:23
Catholic Church no longer considers Bible inerrant by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Poorly Written Story by VivianC2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And they are still far more religious than CofE by andya2005-10-13 19:03:58
  the bible not totaly accurate?!?! by rogue19712005-10-13 19:01:00
    Ah, but 'ADAM'S RIB....or something like it by Bastetsmuse2005-10-13 20:20:24
  So, they're saying that people who consider the by hadji2005-10-13 18:58:55
  Who foresees changes in the Bush Admin's policies? by bensun2005-10-13 18:58:48
    Bush isn't even Catholic. by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-13 19:33:23
      Jeb is. by Hoth2005-10-13 23:29:35
      Oh come on! by DesertRat662005-10-13 20:15:42
        As well as our server outtage yesterday. (n/t) by hadji2005-10-13 20:39:42
          That too! by DesertRat662005-10-13 20:40:59
            And . . . by hadji2005-10-13 21:01:44
              Thanks. I WAS eating... (n/t) by esbita2005-10-13 21:29:45
                And my bringing up Bush ruined your appetite? by hadji2005-10-13 21:32:12
    You forgot two phrases. by Illiad2005-10-13 19:06:15
      Final Version by bensun2005-10-13 19:17:27
    Please note... by bensun2005-10-13 19:01:47
      got milk? (n/t) by webishop2005-10-13 20:01:14
ARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH by andya2005-10-13 18:37:10
  sorry, can't help now by dennismv2005-10-13 18:43:01
    Sorry, can't make it then. by andya2005-10-13 18:55:17
Name that quote by rogue19712005-10-13 18:24:07
  It is in both... by VivianC2005-10-13 21:43:32
  Ego, or eggo? by SnArL2005-10-13 18:59:52
    Hey! Lego my ego. by kahuana2005-10-13 20:27:42
      "Leggo my ego" was the name of a baseball bat my by SnArL2005-10-13 20:52:38
    "We have to save Dad from his raging eggo!" by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-13 19:53:02
      Gawd I love Duckman! by SnArL2005-10-13 20:07:08
        Indeed. by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-13 20:10:12
    yea I made a spelling mistake by rogue19712005-10-13 19:01:45
      Yes! How awful! by zelda2005-10-13 19:47:19
      Hehe, I didn't need google, but the spelling by SnArL2005-10-13 19:33:25
      *calls up lawyer* (n/t) by dailator2005-10-13 19:11:38
        *Calls niwikki and tells her a UFie needs help* by hadji2005-10-13 19:19:31
  Hmm? by uplatecoding2005-10-13 18:52:50
    !!! WRONG !!! by hadji2005-10-13 18:55:09
    bingo! (n/t) by rogue19712005-10-13 18:54:14
      [clicky] OOhhh I knew that one! by CALL-1982006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ok well guess it wasn't as easy as I tought :o( by rogue19712005-10-13 18:45:16
    What if I'd rather that the answer by hadji2005-10-13 18:50:01
      if you wish (n/t) by rogue19712005-10-13 18:52:06
        Wow, Rogue! by hadji2005-10-13 18:53:02
          ooooo.....kayyyyy (n/t) by rogue19712005-10-13 18:53:45
            Oh Hadji! by VivianC2005-10-13 21:45:06
            *ahem* by hadji2005-10-13 18:56:13
              oh yeah duhhhhh by rogue19712005-10-13 18:58:48
  I googled because it was by hadji2005-10-13 18:38:49
    Same. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2005-10-13 18:44:45
  Leggo my Eggo! (n/t) by hadji2005-10-13 18:33:49
  Is it a S/F movie or TV series? (n/t) by hieraco2005-10-13 18:31:38
    movie by rogue19712005-10-13 18:39:02
      not s/f (n/t) by rogue19712005-10-13 18:40:01
  eh I thin the answer is.. by dailator2005-10-13 18:27:46
    wrong! :o) (n/t) by rogue19712005-10-13 18:28:31
      thats.. by dailator2005-10-13 18:54:31
    s/thin/think/ stupid me :) (n/t) by dailator2005-10-13 18:28:09
For your by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  amazing, I've never seen that site before (n/t) by dailator2005-10-13 18:26:44
    I was hestitant to post it in case by hadji2005-10-13 18:33:09
Yay! It Works! by radiowave9112005-10-13 18:22:18
  Lightening does not have to be timed perfectly by hieraco2005-10-13 18:34:00
    That's the problem...... by radiowave9112005-10-13 19:19:31
      Scan the audio then measure the wave form by hieraco2005-10-13 19:47:07
        The software I use for editing has a decent by radiowave9112005-10-13 20:18:22
Canada Telemarketers by Dazed2005-10-13 18:10:51
  You might try "taking names" by kahuana2005-10-13 20:24:33
  Well, by peired2005-10-13 18:16:11
  You can try this by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
Rag Doll Kung Fu is some crazy kinda fun. (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-10-13 18:02:15
The Cohen Brothers are geniuses by SnArL2005-10-13 17:54:22
  My Hair!!! (n/t) by tallastro2005-10-13 18:32:42
How long does a 120 gig drive take to format by shorty822005-10-13 17:50:51
  300GB ~ 3 hours ... by dennismv2005-10-13 19:21:02
  Well, the last 1 TB disk I formatted took ~45 sec. by Blindman2005-10-13 18:58:38
    O.O ..oO(1TB disk) by kahuana2005-10-13 20:16:21
  a few seconds by imrambi2005-10-13 18:08:02
  <ook> by hadji2005-10-13 18:07:28
  Well, my 80Gb by peired2005-10-13 18:03:01
  A while. by themadkansan2005-10-13 17:56:16
    Nah, it's 8 o'clock. Time for my evening bike ride (n/t) by shorty822005-10-13 17:57:12
      Should be done by the time you get back. (n/t) by themadkansan2005-10-13 17:59:41
  Do a quick format. by darkyoshi3722005-10-13 17:53:28
    To late. I already started the formatting by shorty822005-10-13 17:55:12
      In that case go to bed, we'll wake you next week by hieraco2005-10-13 18:20:19
The other day I complained about Best Buy online by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  If they don't pay attention, go one TLP down ;-P ( (n/t) by Kickstart2005-10-13 17:53:27
    Yeah! That and write a letter to corporate. (n/t) by shorty822005-10-13 17:56:08
It's aaallliiiiiive! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Why no anonymous posting? by Lis772005-10-13 21:31:20
    Basically, you are free to create an anonymous by Kickstart2005-10-13 21:53:28
  Sadly, someone has already posted nasty by theanomaly2005-10-13 17:23:02
    Quite quick addition to bugmenot's database though (n/t) by Scirocco2005-10-13 17:31:11
      Yeah, true. by Kickstart2005-10-13 17:33:58
    Yeah. someone from #rubyonrails by Kickstart2005-10-13 17:24:51
      Is the site written in ruby on rails? by Pic2005-10-13 17:56:07
        Yep, every bit of it (n/t) by Kickstart2005-10-13 17:57:31
          Cool. by Pic2005-10-13 18:00:39
            It really is... by Kickstart2005-10-13 18:05:13
              Ouch. by Pic2005-10-13 18:12:46
      Ahh (n/t) by theanomaly2005-10-13 17:32:22
What is the UF Teamspeak server name? by rook_mtl2005-10-13 17:05:45
  same as the ET server. by imperito2005-10-13 17:10:49
    I'm always forgetting which planet that's on. (n/t by hadji2005-10-13 17:14:38
      Hadji - phone home. (n/t) by theanomaly2005-10-13 17:20:34
I swear. The kernel compile took <5 minutes! by kahuana2005-10-13 17:00:38
  said the snail riding on the turtle's back by rogue19712005-10-13 17:02:46
    This turtle is an Athlon 64 X2(Toledo) 4400+ (n/t) by kahuana2005-10-13 17:10:03
      I WANT one of those. (n/t) by Ralith2005-10-13 17:19:03
      Very nice. That's my box too. XP Pro though. :/ (n/t) by williamashbless2005-10-13 17:13:30
      *drools* (n/t) by bara2005-10-13 17:11:35
    LOL (n/t) by Danu2005-10-13 17:07:30
Attn: Feng_Li by fireballmatt2005-10-13 16:41:36
  Ooh, unicycling! by MrTrick2005-10-13 17:47:58
    Basically as MrTrick suggests. by Feng_Li2005-10-13 21:56:15
One of us is insane! by hadji2005-10-13 16:37:09
  QED. (n/t) by uplatecoding2005-10-13 16:51:15
  No, it's me! by bara2005-10-13 16:38:03
    No, *I'm* Spartacus! (n/t) by theanomaly2005-10-13 16:38:36
      I am Spartacus (n/t) by rogue19712005-10-13 16:41:29
        I!!!! am Spartacus!! (n/t) by Amander2005-10-13 16:49:57
          !!!!!I!!!!! am Scartapus! (n/t) by hadji2005-10-13 16:52:00
            No! I'm Spartacus! (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-10-13 16:57:54
              No! I'm Brian!! (n/t) by Scirocco2005-10-13 17:32:55
              Oh yeah? Can you prove it? Do you know by hadji2005-10-13 17:06:53
                *wonders how many UFies run off to create by Danu2005-10-13 17:18:00
                  *wonders if there is spartacus on gmail yet* by diorama2005-10-13 17:23:19
Bah! Stupid ATI website. by theanomaly2005-10-13 16:24:34
  Rage Pro PCI? by themadkansan2005-10-13 16:28:18
    Well, I *think* those are the problem atm. by theanomaly2005-10-13 16:30:05
      Use Bugmenot at that commercial place. by rook_mtl2005-10-13 16:59:47
        Huh - guess it is an AIW after all. by theanomaly2005-10-13 17:20:07
I need somebody to turn me into a girl by farfalla2005-10-13 16:16:04
  Yeah, I know how you feel by Lis772005-10-13 21:32:51
  I hear that Tammy-Fae has some spare time by hieraco2005-10-13 17:13:55
  I have to run, but I'll be back to take notes! :) (n/t) by farfalla2005-10-13 16:45:37
  BASE by Archamedes2005-10-13 16:40:07
    All your base... by bimkins2005-10-13 17:05:12
  If you don't know how to apply makeup then I by shorty822005-10-13 16:31:15
    It's a sales position by farfalla2005-10-13 16:39:06
    She's writing fairy tales? (n/t) by tnglives2005-10-13 16:32:11
  For some reason this TLP by thread_killer2005-10-13 16:28:17
    Odd by DesertRat662005-10-13 18:05:59
  Got any lady friends in the area? by shorty822005-10-13 16:27:13
  Go to a dept store makeup counter. by esbita2005-10-13 16:24:08
    checkout the cover girl website by Reddy2005-10-13 16:29:21
  I thought you were a girl by Reddy2005-10-13 16:22:31
    What, no sparkly blue? :) by farfalla2005-10-13 16:44:37
    yup, definitely a lady :) (n/t) by uplatecoding2005-10-13 16:24:14
  Heh. I dunno... by sofaspud2005-10-13 16:18:45
    Sounds like she uses makeup by shorty822005-10-13 16:28:50
      s/She my/See my/ Whoops! (n/t) by shorty822005-10-13 16:29:18
    Heh by fitzso2005-10-13 16:21:33
The upgrade saga is, I believe, concluded. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
office rant and etiquette assitance request by Danu2005-10-13 15:59:20
  hack and the world hacks with you by Archamedes2005-10-13 16:33:46
  So who's paying? by wheresthefish2005-10-13 16:22:47
    I always pay for myself using allocated budget, by Danu2005-10-13 16:45:44
  My suggestion: by sofaspud2005-10-13 16:14:08
    "I've got a deadline" won't work by Danu2005-10-13 16:39:14
      Sure it will:) by sofaspud2005-10-13 17:07:00
        This would be honest repsonse. I'll try to be by Danu2005-10-13 17:41:03
  This is what I do by thread_killer2005-10-13 16:05:54
    Second attempt sounds good for the first, second by Danu2005-10-13 17:07:09
Hey Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? (n/t) by williamashbless2005-10-13 15:45:59
  best. movie. ever. (n/t) by Archamedes2005-10-13 15:55:07
    yup.it.is....almost by threadjacker2005-10-13 16:43:53
      *LART*.... *LART**LART**LART**LART* (n/t) by williamashbless2005-10-13 16:45:41
    Yup. by Ravenlock2005-10-13 16:11:35
  If there are, we'll all be dead! (n/t) by carthax2005-10-13 15:49:47
  If there are, we'll all/soon? be dead (n/t) by Archamedes2005-10-13 15:49:42
    Stop it! Right now! I mean it! (n/t) by williamashbless2005-10-13 15:52:03
      Anybody want a peanut? (n/t) by farfalla2005-10-13 15:54:14
      No more rhyming now, I mean it! by Dazed2005-10-13 15:54:06
        ARRRGH! *hangs head in shame* by williamashbless2005-10-13 16:39:42
  if there are, we're all dead (n/t) by dailator2005-10-13 15:49:32
New hard drive help needed. by shorty822005-10-13 15:34:38
  Should I assign the drive a drive letter? by shorty822005-10-13 17:31:29
    If you want it to default to D, Yes. by peired2005-10-13 18:00:53
  is your primary HDD jumpered properly by ihavebigpiranha2005-10-13 16:40:44
    Yes. Both are set to cable select by shorty822005-10-13 16:43:04
      try setting xp drive as solid master and.. by ihavebigpiranha2005-10-13 16:47:09
        *provided they're both on same IDE controller* (n/ (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2005-10-13 16:48:00
          That's not the problem. Drive manager by shorty822005-10-13 16:50:04
            what I"m trying to get at is it may not be initi.. by ihavebigpiranha2005-10-13 16:56:30
  formatted it yet? by Glytch782005-10-13 15:38:07
  Oh, yeah. The new drive is only for data, by shorty822005-10-13 15:35:47
    Does Disk Management see it? by themadkansan2005-10-13 15:38:12
      I'll try that later. The drive isn't hooked up by shorty822005-10-13 15:39:48
        Kayodoki. (n/t) by themadkansan2005-10-13 15:42:47
          Disk manager tells me that the drive is not by shorty822005-10-13 16:03:48
            To initialize the drive: by peired2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Thanks. Doing that now. (n/t) by shorty822005-10-13 17:22:10
              Gah.. #4. not=now by peired2005-10-13 16:54:29
wheresthefish.browniepoints *=1247; by wheresthefish2005-10-13 15:31:44
  But 0 * x = 0. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 15:50:28
    True dat. by wheresthefish2005-10-13 15:55:24
  where did you get brownie points from?? (n/t) by Reddy2005-10-13 15:34:03
    In this case, the pub. by wheresthefish2005-10-13 15:41:36
    From brownies of course. Vicious little pests. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-10-13 15:34:50
How much salt goes into a water softener? by Glytch782005-10-13 15:29:02
  I usually put 2 40# bags into my gma's. (n/t) by themadkansan2005-10-13 15:35:08
    oh wow! by Glytch782005-10-13 15:36:44
      Whenever it's low. by themadkansan2005-10-13 15:41:11
        Too soft water is like rain water (without the aci by hieraco2005-10-13 17:11:36
          Soap film. That's the problem by Glytch782005-10-13 17:39:50
            yeah then the water is `too soft' (n/t) by hieraco2005-10-13 18:29:21
            Do not read this. by Danu2005-10-13 17:59:00
              Can I read it after roll over? (n/t) by hieraco2005-10-13 18:29:52
        dangit. by Glytch782005-10-13 15:45:02
          Contact the tank company or utility provider. by Danu2005-10-13 16:05:34
            I'll see what I can do. by Glytch782005-10-13 16:10:57
18 year old sues parents for support. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's called by Temjin2005-10-13 19:19:35
  Sheesh. if she needs someone to support her by voxwoman2005-10-13 19:14:16
    Or since she likes to abuse the system... by Temjin2005-10-13 19:21:27
  Do you know what my parents told me by thread_killer2005-10-13 16:01:30
    Heh. Disabled due to migraines, but I try to be by tnglives2005-10-13 16:22:58
      There is a difference between disability by thread_killer2005-10-13 16:31:51
  Psst, Illiad the phone's for you. by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
    D'oh! (n/t) by Illiad2005-10-13 15:21:23
ARRRRRRRRRGHHH!!! by Bellator2005-10-13 15:00:10
Fortran 77: How to use BLAS (or any) library? by Michiel2005-10-13 14:56:07
  Ooooh. Evil. by wheresthefish2005-10-13 15:36:50
    Thanks! by Michiel2005-10-13 15:39:58
      Sorry about the delay, by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
        No problem. :) by Michiel2005-10-13 22:37:50
Attn: Peace_Man by thread_killer2005-10-13 14:53:23
  It is very obvious. by Peace_man2005-10-13 15:31:35
    Heh...Is that a backhanded compliment? by thread_killer2005-10-13 15:38:46
Opera 8.5 users by Glytch782005-10-13 14:41:23
  No, I've never seen that. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 14:56:59
    They are gone forever. by Glytch782005-10-13 14:59:50
      Okaaay... by LionsPhil2005-10-13 15:01:44
        yea. XP pro. (n/t) by Glytch782005-10-13 15:09:28
          Hmm. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 16:22:17
            Yea I don't care that much anymore by Glytch782005-10-13 17:42:22
  Nope by diorama2005-10-13 14:45:14
    Never had that problem. by Glytch782005-10-13 15:00:29
      It happens quite infrequently by diorama2005-10-13 15:03:18
        Course I've only got by diorama2005-10-13 15:13:03
          140?! by Glytch782005-10-13 15:24:46
            Actually by diorama2005-10-13 15:32:49
              *facepalms* by diorama2005-10-13 15:38:36
                This is why it has an "automatic" setting. ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 15:52:37
                  I was using Automatic by diorama2005-10-13 15:55:28
                    Hunh. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 16:24:00
                      Errrr I dunno by diorama2005-10-13 16:39:26
                Hope it works out for ya :) (n/t) by Glytch782005-10-13 15:48:36
                  Stable at ~30MB now by diorama2005-10-13 15:57:05
                    Go for it, open 40 tabs and see what happens. by Glytch782005-10-13 16:19:30
                      20 tabs now by diorama2005-10-13 16:35:02
                        nice (n/t) by Glytch782005-10-13 17:42:47
algorithmic techniques by dennismv2005-10-13 14:36:33
  formal CS education by vdp2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A full 3 courses on purely that. by jiteo2005-10-13 15:51:24
    which university is that ? by dennismv2005-10-13 17:17:41
      McGill, in Montreal. by jiteo2005-10-13 18:12:03
      Well worth it. Tough, but bestows power. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-10-13 17:32:10
  Next twit who tries to fob off an O(n^4) search on by williamashbless2005-10-13 15:29:57
    Let's do recursive Fibonacci! by tnglives2005-10-13 16:25:37
      Meet my O(log n) *LART* (n/t) by williamashbless2005-10-13 16:40:35
  I wouldn't expect programming courses to by Michiel2005-10-13 14:58:31
  AA for runtime by rfrovarp2005-10-13 14:49:49
    Similar where I went to school: by bwkaz2005-10-13 15:31:32
Are people REALLY this desparate? by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I feel so bad for the young man who found them by farfalla2005-10-13 15:03:19
    I'm thankful that he did by Reddy2005-10-13 15:04:52
      And that he had the smarts to recognize that by ChuckAB2005-10-13 15:09:49
  yikes (wicked mental imagery ahead) (n/t) by dennismv2005-10-13 14:33:58
  I remember this happening a year or so ago by evilsysadmin2005-10-13 14:21:26
    The last paragraph of the article mentioned by ChuckAB2005-10-13 14:24:43
      North of Kansas City, near the state line. by themadkansan2005-10-13 14:30:06
        I remember that one, and I think there was by evilsysadmin2005-10-13 15:41:31
        *turns green* THAT case. Ugh. (n/t) by esbita2005-10-13 14:50:47
  Mental illness. by Illiad2005-10-13 14:15:59
    I wonder if she tried to adopt & couldn't by Reddy2005-10-13 14:41:35
      Maybe she was denied an adoption... by Illiad2005-10-13 14:46:05
        I doubt that we will ever find that out by Reddy2005-10-13 14:55:04
    My thoughts too (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-10-13 14:29:40
Anyone up for some W:ET? (n/t) by fitzso2005-10-13 13:56:38
  I wish - I'm stuck here for another 90 minutes.... (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-10-13 14:28:49
  New MoBo, I'll try (n/t) by imwacc02005-10-13 14:13:25
*Runs around tauntingly by hadji2005-10-13 13:41:25
  Homer Simpson: by Mad_Peter2005-10-13 14:51:51
  Proper response: by hieraco2005-10-13 14:25:38
    *smothers with pillow* (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 14:33:01
    Awwwwww. :-( by hadji2005-10-13 14:32:17
      are you sure that was his?? by Reddy2005-10-13 14:43:56
        I only had one. by hadji2005-10-13 15:10:21
  Keep it. It doesn't do anything these days but run (n/t) by Mad_Peter2005-10-13 13:53:22
  I'm crushing your head! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-13 13:52:31
    I'm pulling your teeth! (n/t) by Illiad2005-10-13 13:53:30
      I'm giving you Chinese chickenwire! by Esteis2005-10-13 13:54:57
        Indian Burn. (n/t) by esbita2005-10-13 16:36:51
  No, you don't. by Arivia2005-10-13 13:50:06
  Hey! Gibe ib back to be! (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2005-10-13 13:42:55
  *Trips Hadji* (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-10-13 13:42:13
    *Falls* by hadji2005-10-13 14:11:34
      *Offers a hand to help Hadji up* (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-10-13 14:20:01
        *Looks at hand suspiciously to see if it contains by hadji2005-10-13 14:31:32
          *Hides taser* (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-10-13 14:38:41
oh for pete's sake by unjust2005-10-13 13:41:07
  Whaddya expect? It is the Republican party. by talon07202005-10-13 14:02:57
    Both major parties are guilty of things like this. by classic_jon2005-10-13 15:11:38
  Ok, that is just a *bit* overboard.., by classic_jon2005-10-13 14:02:32
GAHHHHH! I'm goin' down... by Archamedes2005-10-13 13:12:11
  Okay, I'll take a stab at it. by williamashbless2005-10-13 13:43:32
    Thanks :) (n/t) by Archamedes2005-10-13 15:47:54
    On the topic of objects... by williamashbless2005-10-13 13:50:28
      thanks :) (n/t) by Archamedes2005-10-13 15:49:06
Stange network problem by hekatombe2005-10-13 13:12:10
  Found the problem... by hekatombe2005-10-13 14:00:13
    That'll teach you not to... by Peace_man2005-10-13 14:03:38
      but, but but... by hekatombe2005-10-13 14:12:06
  Check where bandwidth is being used. by Peace_man2005-10-13 13:24:27
  Is it all coming from one MAC address? by classic_jon2005-10-13 13:20:17
*Places a tranquilizer dart gun trap by hadji2005-10-13 13:10:19
  Here, would you like to borrow my SOX too? *weg* (n/t) by merlin2005-10-13 13:26:19
  Auditors are people too by basher202005-10-13 13:16:01
    They don't qualify. by Tyop2005-10-13 13:24:36
      Peasants? :-P (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 13:30:09
    Which is why by hadji2005-10-13 13:23:41
What am I missing? (PHP) by imrambi2005-10-13 13:01:47
  obvious stuff first... by deadweasle2005-10-13 13:23:03
    Fixed it, but still have other issues. by imrambi2005-10-13 13:25:48
      Query failed? by TheEvil2005-10-13 13:32:20
        Did that by imrambi2005-10-13 13:38:14
      Please show the code making the resource by IByte2005-10-13 13:28:46
        Thanks for pointing out the typo by imrambi2005-10-13 13:33:34
Am I the only one who now envisions something tota by threadjacker2005-10-13 12:41:11
  Gaah.... by peired2005-10-13 18:08:43
  Yes. (n/t) by Tyop2005-10-13 12:52:41
    No (n/t) by VivianC2005-10-13 14:17:56
  Do tell. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-13 12:48:19
    Sharing my dementia :-) by threadjacker2006-11-19 12:55:59
      he's goin' for gold by fallow2005-10-13 13:31:50
      Oh. My. $DEITY. by merlin2005-10-13 13:29:56
        That. Was. Great. by Divinar22005-10-13 14:42:50
          Yes, it was an american college football game. by merlin2005-10-13 15:06:11
        Sent that one to a joke-sending acquantence. by ChuckAB2005-10-13 13:43:28
      Heh..you do not appear to be ringing the bell.. by rorajoey2005-10-13 13:03:38
        You can ring my bell! (n/t) by VivianC2005-10-13 14:06:12
        Eeeep (2 points :-) by threadjacker2005-10-13 13:06:26
How do you back up your home data? by SnappingTurtle2005-10-13 12:39:25
  currently, i'm working on the redundancy factor by Freakazoid2005-10-13 17:48:06
  My plan once I get my computer running again by shorty822005-10-13 15:42:53
  DLT4000 tape drive (n/t) by SnArL2005-10-13 15:08:03
  Zip it all together .... by aix tom2005-10-13 14:29:41
  Shift the transmission into [R]everse and press by hieraco2005-10-13 14:21:24
  Internal HDD only by Alcyone2005-10-13 13:50:51
  Other drive/CD/DVD by IByte2005-10-13 13:25:24
  External USB 2.0 60gb HDD (n/t) by classic_jon2005-10-13 13:20:57
  HD & CDs, need to get DVD burner by tallastro2005-10-13 13:19:50
  I have a 6-tape SCSI DAT tape library :) by tonza2005-10-13 13:19:27
  I don't by diorama2005-10-13 13:12:28
  External drive + CD/DVD backup. As soon as I get by techi8702005-10-13 13:11:56
    I got like more blank DVD's... by peired2005-10-13 15:56:50
  Combination approach by Havoc2005-10-13 13:07:15
  I have an external 100GB USB HDD. by fallow2005-10-13 12:55:53
  Dumps important stuff to the iPod by Tyop2005-10-13 12:52:00
  I have a master image by peired2005-10-13 12:51:30
    xcopy? (n/t) by Tyop2005-10-13 12:54:19
    NTBACKUP - built in to the OS by ChuckAB2005-10-13 12:53:40
      Isn't that a winbloze acronym for... by peired2005-10-13 15:54:37
  I have a "backup" DVD-RAM disc. by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-13 12:46:26
  If you have a home network by altordwm2005-10-13 12:42:15
  hmmmm by Reddy2005-10-13 12:41:07
Remember the Airbus with the jammed nosewheel? by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Fire Sale! Airplane wheel: Half off! (n/t) by SouthpawPL2005-10-13 15:11:03
    Heh heh heh. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 16:50:38
  I filmed... by crashin2005-10-13 14:58:29
  Yowsers. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:43:04
    On the runway, or the pilot's keks? (n/t) by McNutcase2005-10-13 12:45:01
      I don't wonder about the latter. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:45:24
        There is a pilot's joke by wheresthefish2005-10-13 16:01:05
        I recall a post on the board at the time from by Esteis2005-10-13 13:04:49
  The wheel manuffacturer should get a kudos by classic_jon2005-10-13 12:36:50
    As should the designers of the strut. by threadjacker2005-10-13 12:39:50
      Yep, the pilot was pretty amazing as well ;-) (n/t) by classic_jon2005-10-13 12:54:33
  Impressive. by wheresthefish2005-10-13 12:11:39
  I wonder how much it would go for on eBay (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-10-13 12:03:34
    It'd make a cool coffee table. by wheresthefish2005-10-13 12:12:42
  upside down I take it? by emlaabs2005-10-13 11:58:35
    Yes by DesertRat662005-10-13 12:34:31
      that makes sense by emlaabs2005-10-13 13:30:40
  Bloody hell.... (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 11:56:51
"Spyware can constitute legal tresspass" by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *nokia noise* by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *shotgun noise* (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 11:58:41
      *siren noise* (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 12:03:17
        *JDAM noise* by raptor_872005-10-13 12:08:52
        *ties self to ship's mast* (n/t) by Feng_Li2005-10-13 12:08:38
          *rows on with plugged ears* (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 12:10:18
  Phone for you. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-10-13 11:51:20
    Mea culpa (n/t) by run.dll2005-10-13 11:54:42
<rubs forhead> I love meetings that I'm not in. by MikeCDN2005-10-13 11:28:48
  Reply Michael will do it immidetly on Friday. Just by techi8702005-10-13 11:44:54
  An accusation unanswered becomes fact by SnappingTurtle2005-10-13 11:39:04
    Then they see MICHAEL == TROUBLEMAKER. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:56:48
    Something I'm in the process of at work myself. by wheresthefish2005-10-13 12:09:53
      Makes me appreciate my boss by SnappingTurtle2005-10-13 12:13:44
        That would be nice. by wheresthefish2005-10-13 12:17:47
    yet gently, and with papertrail by chijik2005-10-13 11:53:12
      You might be able to get away with asking by Peace_man2005-10-13 12:17:18
      chijik speaks wisely by SnappingTurtle2005-10-13 11:59:36
        Easy solution: by sofaspud2005-10-13 15:05:18
        hmmm by Reddy2005-10-13 12:11:58
          very good idea by chijik2005-10-13 13:00:51
            Me too by SnappingTurtle2005-10-13 13:15:31
              How about playing the socially clueless geek by FractalEdge2005-10-13 13:32:52
                Ah, the power of ignorance by SnappingTurtle2005-10-13 13:52:03
                  word, man by chijik2005-10-13 14:00:50
              just say by Reddy2005-10-13 13:26:47
  "MICHAEL MUST DO IMMEDIATELY!" by Esteis2005-10-13 11:38:35
    mmm i can tell who wrote that by MikeCDN2005-10-13 11:41:11
      Did they actually use caps? (n/t) by run.dll2005-10-13 11:52:31
        yep (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-10-13 11:56:24
"Conquer Earth, you bastards!" by Corvus_One2005-10-13 11:28:23
  Conquer earth, us bastards! (n/t) by Arachnid2005-10-13 12:28:15
    s/s!/ operators from hell!/? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:46:20
  Btw, does anyone recognize that quote? :P (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-10-13 11:50:47
    Futurama. Mom to earth's robots. (n/t) by Dshade2005-10-13 11:57:35
  MODS! (n/t) by Dshade2005-10-13 11:29:05
    Um.. why? (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-10-13 11:38:35
      Language. Usually bast**** instead of the other. by Dshade2005-10-13 11:41:08
        It is? How quaint. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-10-13 11:45:05
          I use the word all the time, just not on UF. by Dshade2005-10-13 11:49:42
        I've found that word (B-word) spelled out by Corvus_One2005-10-13 11:44:57
        Don't think so by diorama2005-10-13 11:44:54
          I thought it would violate the FYOS rule? (n/t) by Dshade2005-10-13 11:47:17
            I do too, but precedent rules here I think. (n/t) by diorama2005-10-13 11:50:20
              Combined with some allowance for context. by andya2005-10-13 11:54:16
                IIRC the line is drawn at insulting by Esteis2005-10-13 11:59:53
                  That's generally true of (what I consider to be) by diorama2005-10-13 12:23:06
                True by diorama2005-10-13 11:57:13
                  Bah. Switch Dshade for Corvus_one (n/t) by diorama2005-10-13 11:57:38
                    I think I like my body and spirit to stay... by Dshade2005-10-13 11:59:12
                      No, you don't know where I've been.. by Corvus_One2005-10-13 12:01:48
WAHH HOO!!!! by Glytch782005-10-13 11:28:22
  New wire is in. by Glytch782005-10-13 12:17:15
Penn and Teller on PETA by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's clips from an episode of their TV show, by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-13 12:24:19
    Good goddess. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:34:23
      Whisky Tango Foxtrot by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-13 12:36:30
        But why? (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 12:37:21
          The only possible reason I could see, by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:42:06
  For some reason I can't open it. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-10-13 12:07:53
  Backslash-tastic. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:03:33
    Probably because your uni server by Pic2005-10-13 12:10:24
      Ye goddess...I /hate/ PHP... (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:24:21
  Actually, by niwikki2005-10-13 11:57:06
    Most of the season one/two by Bonedaddy2005-10-13 12:54:19
      I love the episode of Feng Shui by fallow2005-10-13 12:58:45
        Season 3, episode 1, is my favorite. by Phoon2005-10-13 15:11:53
  ... by Feng_Li2005-10-13 11:50:56
  Video warning (n/t) by shorty822005-10-13 11:50:20
    ...is completely unnecessary. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:04:35
  Yeah yeah, the usual crap by SnappingTurtle2005-10-13 11:41:56
    I support the ethical treatment of animals. by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-13 12:12:56
      There's always the SPCA by Feng_Li2005-10-13 13:07:42
    Where I draw the line is by DesertRat662005-10-13 11:46:53
      People who leave cows in the hot sun for 5 days... by SnappingTurtle2005-10-13 12:26:10
        Two out of three for sure by DesertRat662005-10-13 13:00:07
        I must remember that. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:31:13
          I do give the animal rights movement credit... by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-13 12:34:42
            But those cute little bunnies! by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:37:08
              I think Penn said it best. by Phoon2005-10-13 14:33:19
                I *have*, I think. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 15:04:42
              Always the bunnies and the baby seals. by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-13 12:38:25
                Ah, now we get to the "we hate cute animals" part by SnappingTurtle2005-10-13 13:10:54
                  I see that you have completely avoided by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Ironic by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Then you've lost the plot. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        It's too bad too by DesertRat662005-10-13 14:42:13
                          Me too, actually. by Ravenlock2005-10-13 18:04:51
                      Correct me if I'm wrong by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        Exactly. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 14:27:04
                          No, not exactly by SnappingTurtle2005-10-13 14:35:05
                            No, not rude protest practices. by Feng_Li2005-10-13 14:37:28
                              I read your post and responded by SnappingTurtle2005-10-13 14:39:16
                                You sure managed to miss its content. by Ravenlock2005-10-13 18:07:11
                                Your mental wall appears to be covering your eyes. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 15:03:27
                  Let's go clubbing by Esteis2005-10-13 13:18:30
                    its a good canadian past time:) (n/t) by Bonedaddy2005-10-13 13:21:16
                Well, that's because they're *ugly*! by threadjacker2005-10-13 12:45:24
                  Thumper is darn good... by esbita2005-10-13 18:32:41
                  But Bambi and Thumper are *yummy!* (n/t) by Divinar22005-10-13 14:47:48
                  Shame. Ants is good eatin' (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:47:06
                    Pupae are ok. Adults are too acidic for me. (n/t) by tallastro2005-10-13 13:54:52
                  Shame. Bambi's TASTY! (n/t) by McNutcase2005-10-13 12:46:07
                    Moose is good too. by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-13 12:47:54
                Much like their protest tactics. by McNutcase2005-10-13 12:42:58
      Indeed. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:22:57
      What are "terrorist defense funds"? by Esteis2005-10-13 11:55:59
        Domestic terrorists, who have been tried and convi by Feng_Li2005-10-13 12:06:15
          Ah. What kind of terrorists are these, and what by Esteis2005-10-13 12:12:24
            I haven't been able to practice much lately. by Feng_Li2005-10-13 12:52:44
              You know, in a thread about PETA's terrorists, by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:58:15
                But I use my skills for the power of good! (n/t) by Feng_Li2005-10-13 13:03:20
            Watch the video. Rodney Coronado. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:22:39
              Haven't got the proper software. (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 12:39:03
                Mplayer will handle it fine. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:39:51
                  Oh, and wget will fetch it down. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:40:41
                    't aint working, I get the html file. Never mind. (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 13:00:41
                      Don't forget to quote. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 13:01:45
                        I did, I did. Single quotes, and double ones. (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 13:08:43
                          Dunno. WFM. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 13:25:22
                            Bof, no problem. Unless you particularly want me by Esteis2005-10-13 13:29:25
                              Touch large for e-mail. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 13:32:32
                                Bof. (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 13:39:07
            Google "Rodney Coronado". by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-13 12:16:12
              I'll take your word for it. by Esteis2005-10-13 12:22:18
                My opinion is by DesertRat662005-10-13 12:32:17
                True. by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-13 12:26:07
      I support the ethical treatment of animals. by tallastro2005-10-13 11:52:49
Figure this out by Glytch782005-10-13 11:16:43
  it's one of the tim's medleys. by unjust2005-10-13 13:08:12
    Thanks. by Glytch782005-10-13 14:00:59
      The elusive song title revealed by unjust2005-10-13 19:41:32
      The elusive song title revealed by unjust2005-10-13 19:40:26
  Me and the Devil, One night in Boston by plblark2005-10-13 12:08:15
    She now loves "Black is the color" by Glytch782005-10-13 12:20:12
      Call me, it's been much too long since I've been t by plblark2005-10-13 12:47:55
        I'll let ya know. (n/t) by Glytch782005-10-13 12:49:48
  Lots of songs go "Oi! Oi! Oi!" by thread_killer2005-10-13 11:30:36
  Floggin Molly? by hieraco2005-10-13 11:25:19
    =D by niwikki2005-10-13 11:28:03
    no no no. it's a band. (n/t) by Glytch782005-10-13 11:27:35
      Ah confused the later referance to a drinking song (n/t) by hieraco2005-10-13 18:27:59
  Buffalo Soldier by Bob Marley by emtieswall2005-10-13 11:24:15
I'm looking for a programming language by Michiel2005-10-13 11:14:42
  Fortran in Linux by wheresthefish2005-10-13 11:28:08
    Cool. Thanks. I'll try that. (n/t) by Michiel2005-10-13 11:29:23
      Yep, I have that one. by Michiel2005-10-13 11:35:27
        Yup, by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:02:23
      While you're at it, by wheresthefish2005-10-13 11:34:19
I hate check out charity guilt. by MikeCDN2005-10-13 11:01:31
  You're too nice, Mike. by Illiad2005-10-13 14:50:06
  I give to my specific charities by crashin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You're only a Scrooge... by esbita2005-10-13 11:54:34
      Why? by sofaspud2005-10-13 15:38:32
        Read crashin's post for the context. by esbita2005-10-13 15:44:38
          Heh. I *was* a charity case at one time, by sofaspud2005-10-13 16:16:45
            No problem. by esbita2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Bah Humbug to you by crashin2005-10-13 13:27:07
        If the cashier just lets it lie, then sure... by esbita2005-10-13 13:47:51
          Guilty Conscience? by crashin2005-10-13 14:42:44
            Not at all. by esbita2005-10-13 14:54:01
  "I gave at church/the office." by esbita2005-10-13 11:41:10
  What I do by niwikki2005-10-13 11:24:18
    Heads up. Street beggars don't like the by tallastro2005-10-13 11:49:07
      I had one swear back at me once. by staticsan2005-10-13 16:21:02
      beggers are another matter entierly by MikeCDN2005-10-13 11:55:06
        Huh. My usual response is, by sofaspud2005-10-13 15:21:59
          Ouch. by zelda2005-10-13 18:35:01
        My friend's mom used to carry cans by Feng_Li2005-10-13 12:11:44
          Ugh! by pentavirate2005-10-13 13:54:44
            Hey, man... by sofaspud2005-10-13 15:27:27
  Concure by hieraco2005-10-13 11:24:07
    Well, duh. by McNutcase2005-10-13 11:25:46
  My answer by mortaine2005-10-13 11:19:52
  "insert overpriced price"? by SnappingTurtle2005-10-13 11:14:51
    I think he's refering more to people selling thing by Sterling_Ag2005-10-13 11:20:46
      Specificatly I was thinking about a little pin by MikeCDN2005-10-13 11:23:00
        or overpriced as in... by Bonedaddy2005-10-13 12:52:45
        Do what I do. Don't be nice. (n/t) by Dshade2005-10-13 11:24:27
  Ooh, somebody's in a mood! by farfalla2005-10-13 11:11:55
Linux Question: Need an app to resize images. by Jeff_UK2005-10-13 10:58:26
  Excellent! Thanks guys, works perfectly :) by Jeff_UK2005-10-13 11:36:21
  ImageMagick (executable is named convert) by ttlogic2005-10-13 11:01:36
  Here by tallastro2006-11-19 12:55:59
Uhg... latency by Myke2005-10-13 10:45:22
More than meets the eye... by Bonedaddy2005-10-13 10:39:34
  Clickified version by merlin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    thanks by Bonedaddy2005-10-13 10:43:01
18 year old moves out and wants child support by esbita2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Crimea River. by RetiQlum22005-10-13 12:15:20
  Have you seen Tanguy? by Dazed2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Will check it out when I get home. by esbita2005-10-13 11:36:16
      It is hilarious. by Dazed2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's a law that needs changing by DesertRat662005-10-13 11:06:20
  I love this quote... by VivianC2005-10-13 10:55:06
    I was lucky, there. by esbita2005-10-13 11:09:22
  hmmm by Reddy2005-10-13 10:53:46
    Under the law, it's NOT her prob, though. by esbita2005-10-13 11:02:44
Any NFL history buffs here? by notdeadyet2005-10-13 10:26:42
  What name did he play under? (n/t) by plblark2005-10-13 12:09:04
    Probably not his own (n/t) by notdeadyet2005-10-13 12:25:15
  Name doesn't show on the all-time roster at the te by crankshaft-jr2005-10-13 11:06:15
Spyware can constitute illegal trespass... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  So now we have some precedent and established by Peace_man2005-10-13 12:14:22
    "there will be more lawsuits" by Feng_Li2005-10-13 12:59:20
  Why? by LionsPhil2005-10-13 10:33:40
    I have a specific instance where that is not the by classic_jon2005-10-13 11:07:10
      But his argument is by altordwm2005-10-13 11:11:22
        Understood, my point was that at no time by classic_jon2005-10-13 11:32:33
          Its quite possible that you have a valid exception (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 11:54:58
        there may be variance by Feng_Li2005-10-13 11:27:09
          They may be ignorance of the detail of the law by LionsPhil2005-10-13 11:56:11
            It's kind of a moot point anyway. by Feng_Li2005-10-13 12:51:34
            Gasp! You sure ELphil is not torturing you to by classic_jon2005-10-13 12:25:07
    Buy a new Dell by Myke2005-10-13 10:41:46
      Exactly. Buy. Client-lead. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 10:42:15
        Nevermind. by Myke2005-10-13 10:43:14
          Of course it isn't. Straw man. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 10:50:22
            Here we go...it appears you are the straw man by altordwm2006-11-19 12:55:59
              What LionsPhil says still stands, though. by Esteis2005-10-13 11:49:13
                Yes and no by altordwm2005-10-13 12:00:38
                  But the user gave the spyware *permission* by Esteis2005-10-13 12:09:05
                    Again, it doesn't matter by altordwm2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Incorrect. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 13:31:55
                        Your argument is that I (implictly) agreed by altordwm2005-10-13 13:47:57
                          Yup. Remember how it works. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 13:51:04
                      But how can you deprive somebody of something by Esteis2005-10-13 12:40:20
                        How can you prove that the owner gave the system by altordwm2005-10-13 13:26:30
                        Permission can be revoked. by Feng_Li2005-10-13 12:49:41
                          That's not the arugment. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 12:54:32
                            Indeed. (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 13:16:39
                              Bleh. Got my threads confused. :-( (n/t) by Feng_Li2005-10-13 13:33:20
                    Not necessarily. by Peace_man2005-10-13 12:11:25
                      So spyware is opt-out? by Esteis2005-10-13 12:15:52
                        Anything installed under false pretenses by Peace_man2005-10-13 12:21:21
                Correct. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 11:58:09
    I for one have NEVER invited spyware in by airborneric2005-10-13 10:41:26
      The client side has. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 10:43:08
        So, if I hire a telephone technician to repair by merlin2005-10-13 10:45:21
          Straw man. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 10:51:55
            Not straw man - if you actually had read the by tran2005-10-13 13:13:07
              Nope. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 13:28:16
                Ok, just seen which subthread this is. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 13:29:57
                  But, we are not necessarily discussing auto-d/ls. by merlin2005-10-13 13:50:53
                    I'd need to see specifics, by LionsPhil2005-10-13 13:52:36
                  Contrast this opinion with the post yesterday by Peace_man2005-10-13 13:37:20
                    My $.02 by ChuckAB2005-10-13 14:04:04
                      Again, wrong. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Wrong. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Okay, I can agree with your modification. by merlin2005-10-13 11:09:06
  Two Chicago Stories? by VivianC2005-10-13 10:27:32
  About f4ing time.. by Corvus_One2005-10-13 10:21:01
Nothing like a kichen fire to wake you up! by Kickstart2005-10-13 10:14:11
  glad that you're all OK by Zandermann2005-10-13 20:15:40
  Lesson number two: Don't Get Too Close: by SouthpawPL2005-10-13 12:09:59
  only unintentional kitchen fires i've had by unjust2005-10-13 11:51:51
  I am the one to blame here, not that KS by j.butterfly2005-10-13 11:28:21
    Ah, but. by threadjacker2005-10-13 11:47:12
      not sure, I am at work. He is at home today. (n/t) by j.butterfly2005-10-13 11:48:39
        Have the finished flooring prices rocketed also? by threadjacker2005-10-13 11:51:02
          depends, I guess... by j.butterfly2005-10-13 16:26:45
  I fully agree, by stephystar2005-10-13 11:16:49
  Worst kitchen fire I ever had... by farfalla2005-10-13 11:05:39
  *makes mental note to scrub stove* by esbita2005-10-13 10:47:09
    Eeek! *makes same mental note* (n/t) by swingfroggy2005-10-13 16:39:12
  Yikes! by farfalla2005-10-13 10:38:57
  Been there.... by VivianC2005-10-13 10:36:13
  burning water again? (n/t) by TrogL2005-10-13 10:24:27
  {{{Kickstart}}} by Reddy2005-10-13 10:15:40
  Everyone OK? by DesertRat662005-10-13 10:15:36
    No real damage, all ok. Pico's freaked out. by Kickstart2005-10-13 10:18:42
      Sounds like the time someone boiled a kettle dry by techi8702005-10-13 10:20:47
        "Someone"? by farfalla2005-10-13 10:40:30
          The frozen salmon in the freezer would be more by techi8702005-10-13 10:50:17
            Oh, it's a deal by farfalla2005-10-13 11:03:28
          I thought she was smacking him with an oosik now (n/t) by merlin2005-10-13 10:46:13
      That's good news (n/t) by DesertRat662005-10-13 10:20:28
UFie Ordnance Corner by Ordnance_Corner2005-10-13 10:11:57
  I wish my days at the office were still like this by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ahhhhh! Oooooh! I just Love the way FN puts by SouthpawPL2005-10-13 11:59:41
    wow... by scragman2005-10-13 11:49:50
    I like the clear plastics. (n/t) by techi8702005-10-13 10:18:59
      it's kinda neat, but why? (n/t) by unjust2005-10-13 11:05:00
        Looks by DesertRat662005-10-13 11:15:15
          The i-Gun?? (n/t) by OsteSpiser2005-10-13 12:05:29
          They use them in electronic equipment to make sure by techi8702005-10-13 11:42:28
          Thought it might be something like that. by McNutcase2005-10-13 11:23:56
    Somebody obviously likes FN a LOT... (n/t) by McNutcase2005-10-13 10:18:33
      FN Product Demo Day by DesertRat662005-10-13 10:21:37
        Nice of them... by McNutcase2005-10-13 10:28:14
          $16 box of 50 vs. $11 per 50 for .45 by DesertRat662005-10-13 10:42:05
            Unobtainium? by Tyop2005-10-13 11:31:44
              Unobtainium by DesertRat662005-10-13 11:36:38
                So, it refers to availabilty, by Tyop2005-10-13 11:47:14
                  It varies by DesertRat662005-10-13 12:08:39
                    That makes the choice by my uncle for by classic_jon2005-10-13 13:01:07
                      .243s with hvy barrels can be incredibly accurate by DesertRat662005-10-13 13:24:58
                    isnt' black talon the stuff that by unjust2005-10-13 12:37:15
                      Wikipedia has an informative article on them by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Nope. by McNutcase2005-10-13 12:41:14
                        ah right. by unjust2005-10-13 13:05:51
                          That sounds like a myth to me. by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            no, i've a gun savy ER nurse bud by unjust2005-10-13 14:02:03
                              If it is black talon then he was misled by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Oh, man, I remember the Black Rhino thing. by Mad_Peter2005-10-13 14:49:44
                                That would be Glaser Safety slugs by DesertRat662005-10-13 14:58:54
                                Ah, thanks, must have gotten confused. by Mad_Peter2005-10-13 15:14:08
                                Easy to get confused by DesertRat662005-10-13 16:23:52
                                Heheh. (n/t) by Mad_Peter2005-10-13 17:21:24
                    Thanks, by Tyop2005-10-13 12:20:51
                  From the horses' mouth; by OsteSpiser2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Wrong! Armor-piercing capability has nothing to do by Feng_Li2005-10-13 12:00:47
                    yup. in short: by unjust2005-10-13 12:21:00
                    Available on any W:ET server near you? by Tyop2005-10-13 12:07:52
                      Sorry, political joke. by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        Technically, any rifle can shoot down a plane. by McNutcase2005-10-13 12:44:10
                          Which is precisely why they must be banned! (n/t) by Feng_Li2005-10-13 12:47:02
                      Brady as in "The Brady Bill" by RetiQlum22005-10-13 12:27:01
A Marine Came For Me by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nice sob-story. (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 13:12:30
Anybody know anything about Bash.Org? by LongFist2005-10-13 09:59:02
  due to that backbone argument? (n/t) by unjust2005-10-13 10:21:33
    that's already been solved by Freakazoid2005-10-13 12:31:36
    >What< backbone argument? (n/t) by LongFist2005-10-13 11:20:33
  I've noticed the same thing but don't know what is by techi8702005-10-13 10:08:56
Anyone ever been to boredatwork dot com? by Glytch782005-10-13 09:53:06
  Black holes by Glytch782005-10-13 09:57:26
Nothing like giving yourself a crash course by imrambi2005-10-13 09:39:51
  We're (I'm :D) here if you need to ask anything ;) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-10-13 10:47:09
  Yea, get a login denied by imrambi2005-10-13 10:41:30
  ...In brain surgery! by SnArL2005-10-13 09:56:34
W:ET? by carthax2005-10-13 09:34:18
  You weren't sick the other nite were you? by tallastro2005-10-13 10:09:42
  I've been bouncin pubs cuz I'm so bored (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2005-10-13 09:35:15
The Vampire Economy: Italy, Germany, and the US by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Other than the first paragraph that attempts by Peace_man2005-10-13 13:11:47
  Care to give a summary of the thesis? by wheresthefish2005-10-13 10:43:47
  Strange, I woud say by lurker692005-10-13 09:39:33
    No, you've got it backwards. by Feng_Li2005-10-13 10:04:54
attn emlaabs, tnglives, jmaxsohmer, vivianc et al by PsychoI3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I will look into it, thanks by emlaabs2005-10-13 10:15:47
  I just checked it out... by jmaxsohmer2005-10-13 09:54:50
  Thanks for the tip! by VivianC2005-10-13 09:35:18
    You said you got the USB transfer working? by jmaxsohmer2005-10-13 09:57:54
      Sure... by VivianC2005-10-13 11:04:09
        Thanks! by jmaxsohmer2005-10-13 12:51:40
          Sent (n/t) by VivianC2005-10-13 21:24:29
I get the impression that UPS are lieing a bit. by andya2005-10-13 09:13:41
Obituary: In lieu of flowers... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That sounds like So many of the 'old-guys' that by SouthpawPL2005-10-13 09:24:35
  The funeral is about a 10 minute drive from where by hadji2005-10-13 09:21:55
  "acerbic" - Lovely word by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
Wikipedia errors? by maximumbob2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wrong Wikipedia page... by Didactylos2005-10-13 09:24:43
  Some of it might be due to extending structures. by hadji2005-10-13 09:14:08
    Indeed! by OsteSpiser2006-11-19 12:55:59
- - - ThE FuNnY FaRm - - - by Mr.Taco2005-10-13 08:55:30
  Heh, another Airplane joke from my Ex-gf by classic_jon2005-10-13 12:14:16
    United used to have an audio channel that by ChuckAB2005-10-13 14:52:08
  Airplane Jokes! by hieraco2005-10-13 11:11:23
  {{{Mr. Taco}}} by Reddy2005-10-13 10:00:33
    Thanks a lot. I'm glad you enjoy them. :-) (n (n/t) by Mr.Taco2005-10-13 12:13:44
  Heard on radio while passing near SLC, Utah Air by dros422005-10-13 09:21:58
    Classic! (n/t) by diorama2005-10-13 09:39:45
  That last bit reminded me of "The Langoliers" by Feng_Li2005-10-13 09:21:26
  Reminds me of this joke... by Sterling_Ag2005-10-13 09:06:06
    Here's another one. by techi8702005-10-13 09:14:57
  "I just shut down two engines, kid." by merlin2005-10-13 09:02:54
    That came from WW2 I think. by Illiad2005-10-13 09:08:43
      The version I heard was ... by ChuckAB2005-10-13 09:25:08
        *chuckles* (n/t) by merlin2005-10-13 09:28:12
Well, I'm Back. by toxin2005-10-13 08:41:13
  Actually it's some pictures in a pdf file. I have by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
    Welcome to Alberta - Where Stupidity is rampant by hieraco2005-10-13 11:06:22
    *goggle* by farfalla2005-10-13 09:58:39
    Thanks! At least it wasn't gory. (n/t) by toxin2005-10-13 09:04:37
      IIRC my father had one of the guys he worked with by techi8702005-10-13 09:11:02
        When you see the logs coming... by VivianC2005-10-13 09:39:47
          So what do you do when you see Ducks coming? ;) (n/t) by techi8702005-10-13 10:18:11
            Look away unless you are a duck-porn perv! (n/t) by toxin2005-10-13 11:14:54
            Log them, from the sound of it. :) (n/t) by farfalla2005-10-13 10:41:07
  I'm Front! (n/t) by thread_killer2005-10-13 08:52:23
  From outer Space...! (n/t) by OsteSpiser2005-10-13 08:51:01
    She just showed up with that sad look upon her fac by SouthpawPL2005-10-13 11:50:04
Attn McGowan by Lis772005-10-13 08:30:32
  You're a hero! by McGowan2005-10-13 10:32:13
    No problem, I like a challenge by Lis772005-10-13 11:12:26
Disk recovery tools? by Peace_man2005-10-13 08:21:59
  From Highly: by quilting_kitty2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Here are some by wayness2005-10-13 11:52:44
    Easy recovery Lite seems to only work by Peace_man2005-10-13 14:21:32
  I use Drive Rescue by altordwm2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Have a look at by Qcumber-some2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That's how I found out that I may still by Peace_man2005-10-13 08:42:33
      Guess shot into the blue by Qcumber-some2005-10-13 09:48:39
        The only free tool from Salvation is for by Peace_man2005-10-13 11:01:32
A question to UK ufies... by Argos2005-10-13 08:18:13
  I don't like my face by TheGM2005-10-13 10:07:26
    Heh. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 10:57:17
  A couple of reasons. by andya2005-10-13 09:04:24
    Photocard driving licenses expire by Didactylos2005-10-13 09:40:54
      But the non-photo ones don't by andya2005-10-13 09:52:42
    You have to have a photo license now. by McNutcase2005-10-13 09:19:33
      I have the photo one by evil_andy2005-10-13 09:24:55
        Yes. by McNutcase2005-10-13 09:28:43
  Personally hate both by evil_andy2005-10-13 08:46:01
  So is the document to be known as the... by toxin2005-10-13 08:45:02
  We have serious issues with both. by McNutcase2005-10-13 08:34:33
    Yup. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 10:57:41
    Pretty much (n/t) by diorama2005-10-13 10:30:28
  Maybe the problem is with the EU and not the ID? by esbita2005-10-13 08:29:49
Quick Alphabetization Question by snate2005-10-13 08:15:48
  Thanks Everyone by snate2005-10-13 13:53:25
  Letter orders by hieraco2005-10-13 11:02:21
  You leave off "a" by Lis772005-10-13 08:57:24
  File under C by OsteSpiser2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Same parts of speech by Larc2005-10-13 08:39:05
  I didn't read it all by maximumbob2006-11-19 12:55:59
  File under C (n/t) by Bellator2005-10-13 08:25:47
  I *think* it should go under the C's. by jayfarm2005-10-13 08:21:02
    It depends entirely on the system in question. by Feng_Li2005-10-13 08:26:18
      And if it's fiction, just file it under the Author by merlin2005-10-13 08:30:26
  I'd put that in the A section. (n/t) by Glytch782005-10-13 08:20:50
  My understanding is that they would be listed by merlin2005-10-13 08:20:41
A daily reminder from the LOTGD Green Dragon by LOTGD2006-11-19 12:55:59
Mystery Science Theater 3000 by notdeadyet2005-10-13 07:58:08
  proud product of the land of sky blue waters by unjust2005-10-13 09:52:31
    Thanks for the Hamms Earworm! by VivianC2005-10-13 13:27:47
  Play MySTe 2 Me by Nightwind2005-10-13 08:10:54
    Isn't it "Next SUNDAY, AD"? (n/t) by VivianC2005-10-13 08:14:20
      was it? I must have been hearing it wrong by Nightwind2005-10-13 12:01:27
        It was never supposed to be a date. by Hoth2005-10-13 20:52:13
America in Gas Disaster by JimK2005-10-13 07:53:08
  Bwahaha. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 13:35:08
  I have to assume this is nowhere near recent by hobbs2005-10-13 08:42:19
  Just for referance: by RetiQlum22005-10-13 08:05:06
    I've tried to explain that an Alentown "Block" by Nightwind2005-10-13 08:12:53
      In downtown Indianapolis, IN, a block is .1 mile. by ChuckAB2005-10-13 09:11:51
        Almost like the metric system! by VivianC2005-10-13 09:41:32
  If americans have to start walking places by evilsysadmin2005-10-13 08:04:16
  LOL!! (n/t) by OsteSpiser2005-10-13 08:01:29
I've been assured that this document by wheresthefish2005-10-13 07:48:37
  Nobody thought to look there... (n/t) by Bellator2005-10-13 08:29:27
    Gross incompetence then. (n/t) by evil_andy2005-10-13 08:47:36
  At least three people by wheresthefish2005-10-13 08:12:04
    that drives me crazy.. by ihavebigpiranha2005-10-13 08:21:02
  Gross incompetence? by evil_andy2005-10-13 07:51:00
    No comment. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-10-13 07:51:45
They body of the hunter we have been looking for, by techi8702005-10-13 07:42:57
  they/the (n/t) by techi8702005-10-13 07:43:10
Why publish bad photos? by tallastro2006-11-19 12:55:59
  She's an alien. by rorajoey2005-10-13 12:32:24
  Photos. by snowblind2005-10-13 09:34:56
  Link appears to be UFied. (n/t) by kelli2172005-10-13 08:15:20
  SPF 30 could have prevented that (n/t) by notdeadyet2005-10-13 08:02:12
  What's bad ? by fmr2005-10-13 07:54:16
    This of course assumes that there are lights by jayfarm2005-10-13 08:18:54
      What means "if" ? by fmr2005-10-14 06:12:23
  Why should they bother doing something right by classic_jon2005-10-13 07:42:37
  Probably. (n/t) by Dshade2005-10-13 07:15:56
  Photographs are just not her strong side by Control2005-10-13 07:15:25
    It took me 20 seconds to adjust the color by tallastro2005-10-13 07:27:08
help needed by rogue19712005-10-13 06:53:34
  hmm, get usb>serial adapter and... by ihavebigpiranha2005-10-13 08:45:22
    all the USB Serial adapters I've seen by PsychoI3oy2005-10-13 08:49:06
      I"ve got a usb-ps/2 adapter here on my desk.. by ihavebigpiranha2005-10-13 09:14:17
        I have one of those too by diorama2005-10-13 11:04:05
    don't know if it would work, just an idea (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2005-10-13 08:45:58
  what mobo is in the xp machine? (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2005-10-13 08:29:57
  not sure what you need usb drives for.. by ihavebigpiranha2005-10-13 08:25:39
    Yeah, what kind of computer system by PsychoI3oy2005-10-13 08:51:17
  buy a usb card? they're pretty cheap (n/t) by unjust2005-10-13 07:17:03
    no free slots :o( by rogue19712005-10-13 07:26:25
  XP is NT 5.1 by Didactylos2005-10-13 06:58:40
    But almost nobody calls it that. by Myke2005-10-13 07:09:49
  NT doesn't have USB support. Period. by Myke2005-10-13 06:55:40
    I've seen it once. Only once. by Glytch782005-10-13 07:19:24
      I highly doubt it... by Myke2005-10-13 07:24:08
        There is limited support, but it is there. by Dshade2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Wow. (n/t) by Myke2005-10-13 11:28:04
    but keyboard and mouse work on the USB port (n/t) by rogue19712005-10-13 07:07:59
      That's just the BIOS doing translation. by Myke2005-10-13 07:08:34
    I thought there were 3rd party software add-ons by merlin2005-10-13 06:57:10
      Good luck. by firehawk2005-10-13 06:58:36
Need input by chrisP2005-10-13 06:41:36
  Be careful... by firehawk2005-10-13 07:03:27
    That's what I'm trying to do ;) by chrisP2005-10-13 07:27:12
  You seem to have a good go at it by jayfarm2005-10-13 06:47:05
    Thanks. by chrisP2005-10-13 07:28:39
    "Re-hearing" is a stunnely effective thing. by Myke2005-10-13 06:52:25
      You're lucky... by firehawk2005-10-13 07:01:37
        My client is no dunce. by Myke2005-10-13 07:14:35
I just got a new job..... by Narfy2005-10-13 05:30:22
  Erm by xunil2005-10-13 09:52:32
    hehe, by Narfy2005-10-13 11:56:53
  Working from within could be good by varikin2005-10-13 07:49:50
    Thanks, by Narfy2005-10-13 12:03:17
  congrats by Reddy2005-10-13 07:29:56
    Good luck by Narfy2005-10-13 12:02:35
  Congratulations! by Esteis2005-10-13 06:54:26
    Thanks (n/t) by Narfy2005-10-13 11:57:31
      You're welcome. (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 12:27:35
  Heck no - the whole "twice what I am making now" by airborneric2005-10-13 05:39:08
    ...Says the MS server guy. :) by thread_killer2005-10-13 05:40:44
      I know I have job security - from all the patches by airborneric2005-10-13 05:52:27
        If I'm around, I'm all for it. by thread_killer2005-10-13 05:54:10
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
o.O by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  But where does the charger connect? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 10:37:40
    Well, do you know how the inflatable ones work? (n (n/t) by McNutcase2005-10-13 11:27:38
  Would 44DD cause buffer overflow? (n/t) by Dshade2005-10-13 07:11:19
  *dies of laughter* by firehawk2005-10-13 07:08:54
    Thanks for the mammaries. (n/t) by Dshade2005-10-13 07:10:20
  Gives a whole new meaning to 'firmware' (n/t) by Control2005-10-13 05:56:28
    Only if she allows you to play with her buttons. (n/t) by Dshade2005-10-13 06:40:49
  How would that be powered? by afterburner2005-10-13 05:55:44
    Same way as a pacemaker? (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-10-13 12:16:00
    Magnet. Coil. Range of motion. by LionsPhil2005-10-13 10:40:53
    mini thermo-nuclear devices by Cokish2005-10-13 06:21:34
    Micro-current drawn from thermo-coupled device ? by SciSSorS2005-10-13 06:15:10
    Do you remember the "bumping backpack power source by vectorz2005-10-13 06:02:29
    Body heat? by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I thought alongside your link by chaotic2005-10-13 06:52:09
        :-) (n/t) by Feng_Li2005-10-13 07:52:04
  Well, here's another idea... by Concept2005-10-13 05:32:42
    mmm eddie Izzard - breast explosion in plane gags by treehugger2005-10-13 05:33:37
      I can't seem to find it right now, but wasn't ther by ChuckAB2005-10-13 09:57:17
        Austin Powers had robotic women by LionsPhil2005-10-13 10:38:19
        Or the Oktoberfest scene by Feng_Li2005-10-13 10:05:41
  imagine the gear you could put in there by Cokish2005-10-13 05:30:55
    Blinkenlights! by McNutcase2005-10-13 05:32:06
      WLAN Antenna and a GPS receiver by Control2005-10-13 05:55:45
      Shiny! by Cokish2005-10-13 05:33:15
  LOL. Just sent that to my wife by thread_killer2005-10-13 05:24:55
    HA! I knew it by thread_killer2005-10-13 06:30:28
    And, um....I can't help but think what you might by Concept2005-10-13 05:30:08
      Well... by VivianC2005-10-13 07:46:51
  What's that, a CD rack? by IByte2005-10-13 05:18:50
So I've been asked to put a list together by thread_killer2005-10-13 05:02:37
  You answered your own question. by esbita2005-10-13 08:05:12
  It's like an entrance examination. by Peace_man2005-10-13 07:56:09
    I think the chances are good by thread_killer2005-10-13 08:01:17
      Hmmm - interesting. by Peace_man2005-10-13 08:17:16
        See for yourself by thread_killer2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Missed it.:-( (n/t) by Peace_man2005-10-13 13:32:20
            Okay, I'll put them back up for a bit. by thread_killer2005-10-13 14:41:33
          All good points in the list. by McNutcase2005-10-13 08:41:39
  they are grooming you for management by voxwoman2005-10-13 06:43:15
  Simple reason really by frizzgrig2005-10-13 05:59:45
    well said, Also there's the diversity of thought by plblark2005-10-13 06:46:57
    Concur... (n/t) by kibeha2005-10-13 06:03:57
  Common sense? by kibeha2005-10-13 05:49:54
    That someone should have been something by thread_killer2005-10-13 05:55:12
      Now Thats Enough of that, Da*nit by tully_marrs2005-10-13 15:25:30
  Do you have to do the list all be yourself or by vectorz2005-10-13 05:20:34
  Maybe someone was impressed by Feng_Li2005-10-13 05:17:26
    The pessimistic view; by OsteSpiser2005-10-13 05:51:05
      I don't think so by thread_killer2005-10-13 05:56:04
    agreed, the way you handled by rogue19712005-10-13 05:41:05
  Can you get away with giving them one... by McNutcase2005-10-13 05:08:48
    The latter will be in my list by thread_killer2005-10-13 05:11:37
XP Home and XP Pro on same computer... by RichLondoner2005-10-13 04:54:19
  I just can't figure out why you'd want that. by BlurOfSerenity2005-10-13 19:29:47
  On using NTFS for the data drive by altordwm2005-10-13 05:17:47
    As long as you make the account the same by lheggland2005-10-13 06:54:41
      In a workgroup, that would work by altordwm2005-10-13 07:37:12
        I'm listening.... by RichLondoner2005-10-13 08:05:07
          Ah, you said you formatted all with NTFS by altordwm2005-10-13 08:56:17
          Doesn't matter much, I think... by IByte2005-10-13 08:11:11
    XP Home doesn't do file permissions by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I don't think that's exactly true by altordwm2006-11-19 12:55:59
        The hard part would be if you by ToLazyToThink2005-10-13 06:03:11
  Altering the boot menu by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Did You check your boot.ini ? by grmpf2005-10-13 05:09:20
    Oh good idea... by RichLondoner2005-10-13 05:13:01
  manually add the boot menu by astro-g2005-10-13 05:08:47
How could a coder not have heard of Knoppix? by Khaar2005-10-13 04:30:31
  coder != sysadmin by frizzgrig2005-10-13 06:07:01
    use != know of by Khaar2005-10-13 06:32:28
      It also makes a defferance what kind of coder.. by lheggland2005-10-13 07:09:09
        oops, difference (n/t) by lheggland2005-10-13 07:10:44
      your situation != everyone elses by ToLazyToThink2005-10-13 07:08:26
  In this case it also matters on the geek forums by altordwm2005-10-13 05:45:50
    Actually, we've found another use for Knoppix... by jmaxsohmer2005-10-13 06:06:24
      Clusterknoppix, right? by tallastro2005-10-13 06:23:46
        I think so. by jmaxsohmer2005-10-13 13:08:05
    "Boot Knoppix first to make sure $hardware works" by Control2005-10-13 05:52:07
  They're taking the Knobbits to Isengard! (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-10-13 05:08:17
    Knoppix? What's "Knoppix", precious? (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 06:55:08
  Knoppix is red hat, so maybe not known to other by Cokish2005-10-13 04:53:13
    Debian, surely? by TheCatMan2005-10-13 04:58:20
      very debian, (n/t) by astro-g2005-10-13 05:11:15
        indeed 'not known to others' by Cokish2005-10-13 06:02:05
  Depends on the person. by jiteo2005-10-13 04:43:36
    That's what I mean. by Khaar2005-10-13 05:27:36
      Suggestion by volg2005-10-13 06:55:42
    Recent CS Grad by nobius2005-10-13 05:05:48
      I fully understand that. by Khaar2005-10-13 05:57:55
  What's that? (n/t) by evil_andy2005-10-13 04:36:58
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
lliways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by rogue19712005-10-13 03:54:44
  *curls up in corner to nap* by esbita2005-10-13 07:05:50
    *connects IV* by Reddy2005-10-13 07:15:00
      *adjust IV to add more* by Reddy2005-10-13 07:27:56
        *blink* by esbita2005-10-13 07:34:07
          unmotivated?? by Reddy2005-10-13 07:43:54
            ergh. Christmas... by esbita2005-10-13 08:26:22
              hmmm by Reddy2005-10-13 08:49:57
  LUNCH!!! by treehugger2005-10-13 05:08:06
  Get BAS, Reads newspaper: Smurf Town Bombed by Cokish2005-10-13 04:23:16
  Paperboy! by NuclearWinter2006-11-19 12:55:59
    question: by rogue19712005-10-13 04:16:08
  Y'know, security is lacking... by NuclearWinter2005-10-13 04:10:58
    Can't sleep and it's just after 4am (SUT)* by hieraco2005-10-13 04:13:57
      *serves cofee laced with camomille* (n/t) by rogue19712005-10-13 04:17:15
You know its early when by jiteo2005-10-13 03:23:55
  lol good one (n/t) by llow2005-10-13 03:47:17
How long to wait... by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Get in touch by Dragonlily32005-10-13 09:58:24
  i'd say 3x longer than you usually communicate by unjust2005-10-13 07:25:13
  Re: the night course by Feng_Li2005-10-13 05:55:17
    Experienced? *cackles* by tnglives2005-10-13 06:09:12
  Less than 6 months.. by pica2006-11-19 12:55:59
The UF Toolbox daily reminder by UF Toolbox2006-11-19 12:55:59
My upgrade saga continues. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  as for video... by ihavebigpiranha2005-10-13 06:33:21
    Already tried last night. No luck. by Ravenlock2005-10-13 07:24:24
  120mm are slower, but less noisy than... by shadowsystems2005-10-13 03:53:42
    Bigger Fans are good, but better is by Qcumber-some2005-10-13 04:20:55
      Money is something of a factor. by Ravenlock2005-10-13 04:26:25
        Ok but I think if you spend a couple of hundred Eu by Qcumber-some2005-10-13 05:39:12
    They can move the same vol at lower RPM, and thus by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
$10 for refreshments,watch a movie and get paid... by Electric Storm2005-10-13 02:05:45
  Wow by wolfhound6682005-10-13 05:05:53
    We only get the stuff when we show up. by Electric Storm2005-10-13 23:57:47
  I hate you... =)P by shadowsystems2005-10-13 03:48:48
anyone played Fahrenheit? by scum2005-10-13 01:56:30
  my boyfriend played+finished it. by ts0032005-10-13 10:51:43
  Really liked the demo. by Ravenlock2005-10-13 03:00:11
    /me can't wait for Dreamfall. (n/t) by llow2005-10-13 03:36:33
    then do it! by scum2005-10-13 03:22:21
      I guess I should, then ;-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-10-13 16:30:37
  I've beat it by llow2005-10-13 02:41:02
Mid-October, Scotland, no heating. by defiler2005-10-13 01:41:25
  We had that happen once in Yellowknife by watsondog2005-10-13 03:58:07
  The beer shortage is due to... by defiler2005-10-13 03:53:16
  Ah, so that's what caused shortage of beer here. by Khaar2005-10-13 03:11:17
    I thought the beer shortage was due to... by pica2005-10-13 03:42:40
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My contribution for this week by vectorz2005-10-13 04:01:18
Boss just sent an email... by Khaar2005-10-13 01:28:13
  DilBoss? by hufnagel2005-10-13 04:39:43
  Sure it's not the last working day of the year? (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 02:37:28
    It is, but he only said that after my reply. (n/t) by Khaar2005-10-13 03:12:44
  Maybe headquartes works on saturday ? by Cokish2005-10-13 02:03:15
Cheap barebones system? by RichLondoner2005-10-13 01:27:35
  mac mini? by Winsmith2005-10-13 04:01:11
    My line boss saw one the other day... by RichLondoner2005-10-13 04:31:37
      As long as it's honest prejudice... by McNutcase2005-10-13 04:37:52
        It is honest prejudice... ;) hehe by RichLondoner2005-10-13 05:11:41
  I've had a lot of luck with Asus Vintage by gibbo_monster2006-11-19 12:55:59
  or .. by waveydavey2005-10-13 02:37:49
    Specs of your box's? by RichLondoner2005-10-13 02:52:30
      reply sent (n/t) by waveydavey2005-10-13 08:32:59
  Try by TheCatMan2006-11-19 12:55:59
Anybody know where to find the "bombed Smurfs" by Evil_Minion2005-10-13 01:21:43
  Just google for it. by Cokish2005-10-13 01:40:52
    bleg. Anyone got a better link ? by Cokish2005-10-13 02:01:54
      crooksandliars dot com by babywhizIT2005-10-13 05:28:40
        hmm. little bit better. by Cokish2005-10-13 05:41:54
The Republicans is a small government party by hej2006-11-19 12:55:59
  sheesh, you know better than to believe by unjust2005-10-13 08:14:33
    Who? Stefan Karlsson? Cato Institute? by hej2005-10-13 09:08:27
      fanatics are all alike. blind to anything but by unjust2005-10-13 09:59:43
        And who is fanatic here? by hej2005-10-13 10:03:39
          no no, that's who i was talking about. (n/t) by unjust2005-10-13 10:21:00
YES YES YES YES YES Y E S !!!!!!!!! by klaranth2005-10-13 01:05:11
  Awsome!! Glad to hear it. :-D (n/t) by classic_jon2005-10-13 07:38:49
  Congratulations! (n/t) by Arivia2005-10-13 03:20:39
  Contrats!!!! by gibbo_monster2005-10-13 02:52:26
  (I'll have what she's having) by whybird2005-10-13 02:43:08
    She? She who ??? (n/t) by klaranth2005-10-13 03:23:33
      Reference to "When Harry met Sally" (n/t) by JimK2005-10-13 03:24:22
        Jim has it right :-) (n/t) by whybird2005-10-13 03:33:17
  Congrats. by fitzso2005-10-13 02:33:58
    It all started last year , July. by klaranth2005-10-13 03:23:02
  Great! by vectorz2005-10-13 02:00:44
  Congrats! by chaotic2005-10-13 01:43:19
    Actually, I am walking through a new map :) by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  you just want to be put right back in don't ya by stacato2005-10-13 01:33:55
    Anytime, my friend, any time :) (n/t) by klaranth2005-10-13 01:35:50
  Congrats ! by SciSSorS2005-10-13 01:17:17
Excel 2002 help needed by fitzso2005-10-13 00:47:09
  I did it! by fitzso2005-10-13 01:05:30
Why do they let dead people drive? <rant> by JimK2005-10-13 00:39:50
  There's a loca bus company who's drivers are by Jeff_UK2005-10-13 03:12:39
    He's just taking his half out of the middle! (n/t) by SnArL2005-10-13 08:44:15
    *Local (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-10-13 03:14:31
      isn't 'loca' nuts or crazy ? by Cokish2005-10-13 03:39:48
        I think you mean 'loco' (n/t) by whybird2005-10-13 03:41:17
          Loca is a noun, 'Crazy Person' :D (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-10-13 03:46:22
            isn't it "la vida loca"? by scum2005-10-13 04:20:54
            :-) fair enough! (n/t) by whybird2005-10-13 03:48:02
              Crazy Man Bus Company ! (n/t) by Cokish2005-10-13 04:22:26
  Reply to rant <may look serious> by SciSSorS2005-10-13 01:57:51
    Good points there. by JimK2005-10-13 02:19:31
      You drive 60 miles each day to work? by defiler2005-10-13 03:17:37
        I've just got a new job :-) by JimK2005-10-13 03:23:48
          Yeah - I remembered after I posted by defiler2005-10-13 03:34:16
            My Dad's motorbike has worse economy than his car, by Jeff_UK2005-10-13 03:56:22
            I'd love a bike, but.... by JimK2005-10-13 03:41:00
              Would I be sitting here if they were fatal? by Jeff_UK2005-10-13 11:38:31
        Some people can't be that picky... by Jeff_UK2005-10-13 03:22:49
          How far is work for you? by JimK2005-10-13 03:26:10
            Usually ~30 miles. by Jeff_UK2005-10-13 03:42:44
              You commuting on the bike? by JimK2005-10-13 03:44:16
                Yes, yes/yes :) by Jeff_UK2005-10-13 03:54:16
              (usually as in i can work on different sites, by Jeff_UK2005-10-13 03:43:36
      That is true, too, especially the last sentence. (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 02:21:47
    NONE of that is right. by Didactylos2005-10-13 02:15:55
    Good monologue. *applauds* (n/t) by Esteis2005-10-13 02:01:45
Digital cameras by Hoth2005-10-13 00:27:14
  What's it for? by hobbs2006-11-19 12:55:59
    My old 1.3 MP seemed nice to me. by Hoth2005-10-13 21:12:53
  Maybe these will help... by shadowsystems2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks. (n/t) by Hoth2005-10-13 21:21:19
  Just get an SD Card Reader by challinor2006-11-19 12:55:59
    debian rpm base ?! by stacato2005-10-13 01:38:53
    I already have a card reader. Useless. by Hoth2005-10-13 01:27:39
      Or rather, no way to make into a JPEG. by Hoth2005-10-13 01:31:05
        So buy a camera that saves as jpeg (n/t) by evil_andy2005-10-13 01:45:21
          Right. by Hoth2005-10-13 21:09:26
pus? (n/t) by agge2005-10-13 00:26:44
  from Merriam-Webster by gunnar.g2005-10-13 01:02:01
    I wish I hadn't just had lunch. (n/t) by treehugger2005-10-13 05:36:21
    mmm...tasty (n/t) by bioinfo2005-10-13 04:32:37
    Thanks (n/t) by agge2005-10-13 04:29:34
Subway != Burger King/McD's/A&W/Wendy's/etc. by skippy-ish_guy2005-10-13 00:10:53
  And canceling the sub club.... by Nightwind2005-10-13 08:14:44
  cause you do? by unjust2005-10-13 07:40:53
  Back in the day... by wolfhound6682005-10-13 05:21:02
  Guess what I got me for lunch! by scum2005-10-13 04:23:35
  Would you like fries with that? by whybird2005-10-13 02:24:15
    ding fries are done. (n/t) by unjust2005-10-13 08:09:01
  could I please have a by stacato2005-10-13 01:36:23
  Same concept, Same business by Cokish2005-10-13 01:01:10
  Because it's a business? by fallow2005-10-13 00:20:09
  mmm.... subway by walla2005-10-13 00:17:10
    Ok, I have to ask....What is a B.M.T.? by buzzin2005-10-13 02:43:38
      Acronym finder by whybird2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Mmmmmm....B.L.T. by Concept2005-10-13 05:27:10
    no, thats not quite right by astro-g2005-10-13 00:24:48
      doesn't sound awful... by walla2005-10-13 00:28:28
        its just a more orange shade of plastic (n/t) by astro-g2005-10-13 00:37:33
      gerkin. by fallow2005-10-13 00:26:13
        I thought it was "gherkin", by Esteis2005-10-13 01:58:58
  that's easy by niwikki2005-10-13 00:14:18
    Mmmmm.... Togo's.... by MISRobin22005-10-13 06:01:21
    Why Duck & Run? by shadowsystems2005-10-13 04:12:17
      Nope. by niwikki2005-10-13 11:11:43
I love Winston's phrasing. by McNutcase2005-10-13 00:02:38
  ? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-10-13 13:00:37
Translations by Nea2005-10-13 00:01:01
  Svenska / Swedish (n/t) by proffe2005-10-13 02:58:49
    av proffe by proffe2005-10-13 03:07:24
  Deutsch / German by ColonelPanic2005-10-13 00:32:52
    Ruhrpott by littlesmith2005-10-13 04:34:16
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2005-10-13 04:02:48
    gut gemacht by chaotic2005-10-13 01:39:47
  Dansk / Danish by k2OS2005-10-13 00:13:31
    "Bylden". by OsteSpiser2005-10-13 01:15:29
      fair nok.. by k2OS2005-10-13 01:57:21
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Currently I'm building a medium-sized by rorajoey2005-10-13 13:01:19
  I answer questions by Kickstart2005-10-13 12:39:52
  Draw boxes and arrows all day by SnappingTurtle2005-10-13 11:49:16
  Library cop by Chuk2005-10-13 08:46:12
  Creative Hobo (n/t) by moongoddess2005-10-13 07:46:26
  Generic freelancer (n/t) by ihope1272005-10-13 06:17:04
  Babysit... by wolfhound6682005-10-13 05:37:57
    you sound like your in my last job. by NavyJoe2005-10-13 08:33:12
      Nope by wolfhound6682005-10-13 08:54:44
  "Mikey" from the Life Cereal commercials by thread_killer2005-10-13 04:40:02
  I get paid to measure stupidity... by Phoon2005-10-13 04:36:57
  i rearrange bits for a living. by zeitnot2005-10-13 04:36:22
  I sit around reading UF and some newssites by buzzin2005-10-13 03:23:23
  Nike (n/t) by manxmania2005-10-13 01:54:25
  I get paid for using 5 minutes.... by beorn_dk2005-10-13 01:20:20
  Find out what needs to be done and then do it. by Khaar2005-10-13 00:59:14
  24x7 intructions read over the phone. by rhinobird2005-10-13 00:39:43
    I wouldn't say "no-one ever" by Freakazoid2005-10-13 00:52:39
      Us geeks generally.. by manxmania2005-10-13 02:17:08
      Drooling over specs doesn't count. :-p (n/t) by tnglives2005-10-13 01:06:25
      but no normal user does that. (n/t) by chaotic2005-10-13 00:57:41
    Not that I'm bitter or anything by rhinobird2005-10-13 00:41:37
      Stay calm =:o) by Mohne2005-10-13 00:56:06
  I sit around browsing the internet aimlessly, by Hoth2005-10-13 00:16:08
  I'm a handbook on two feet with... by Mohne2005-10-13 00:13:12
    Avid? by niwikki2005-10-13 00:16:42
      Drummers? by wolfhound6682005-10-13 09:02:16
        well... by niwikki2005-10-13 11:20:05
          Ah by wolfhound6682005-10-13 11:31:22
      Yes, Avid! by Mohne2005-10-13 00:27:44
  Hurt myself making sadwiches and taking people's by skippy-ish_guy2005-10-13 00:08:37
  drink lots of coffee by Klymer2005-10-13 00:07:50
  I get paid not go be apopolectic about PEBKACs by NemoHac2005-10-13 00:06:43
    seems like you do a similar job to mine (n/t) by chaotic2005-10-13 00:42:02
  I go round to someone's house by dodrian2005-10-13 00:05:45
  heh... by niwikki2005-10-13 00:05:31
  I get paid to find out about and learn new things by JimK2005-10-13 00:04:35
  I get paid to be a geek, by Tyop2005-10-13 00:02:13
    I also get paid to be a geek. by ChuckAB2005-10-13 06:34:11
    I want your job. by ihope1272005-10-13 06:17:48
    I get paid to be a geek too :D by Jeff_UK2005-10-13 03:16:08
Comment Board Trivia by count_02005-10-13 00:00:02
  Timeout by Plasma2005-10-13 08:31:45
    She kills them. by Arivia2005-10-13 13:16:51
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ifyouwereamythicalpersonyoudbeSantaBlahs by NemoHac2005-10-13 00:03:20
    MODS! by whybird2005-10-13 02:28:15
      Don't mess with the mods. by RetiQlum22005-10-13 03:01:31
        Oooh, I'll have to save that quote. :) (n/t) by Concept2005-10-13 05:20:31
      If you're going to fake a request, by tnglives2005-10-13 02:55:21
        Sorry - forgot about the automatic system by whybird2005-10-13 02:58:32
          Perhaps they... by Arivia2005-10-13 03:24:33
            Maybe. by whybird2005-10-13 03:38:31
              I don't know what you expected to be modded by Nea2005-10-13 10:39:54

 

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