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Cartoon for Sep 10, 2005
Strip for Sep 10, 2005
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I *used* to think that using Force Grip to throw by SnArL2005-09-10 23:48:02
  Note to self: DON'T walk the officers off of by SnArL2005-09-11 00:14:03
    Force Grip is best used on Dark Jedi for that... ( (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-09-12 06:08:27
  jk? by beliar2005-09-10 23:59:07
  which game is this? by Freakazoid2005-09-10 23:58:23
    Either Jedi Knight 2 or Jedi Academy. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-09-10 23:59:29
      Jedi Academy (n/t) by SnArL2005-09-11 00:01:51
  more fun... by McNutcase2005-09-10 23:52:55
Repost: Offer to UFies affected by Katrina by nvparrothead2006-11-19 12:55:59
Windows wireless needs serious help. by rook_mtl2005-09-10 23:26:20
  seen that. Reboot and/or reinstall card. by shminux2005-09-10 23:29:04
Mahnamahna. (n/t) by Giranan2005-09-10 23:21:01
  dance to the music! (n/t) by rockAteer2005-09-10 23:29:27
  Doo do da doo doo! (n/t) by rook_mtl2005-09-10 23:26:49
    Mahnamahna. (n/t) by Giranan2005-09-10 23:39:33
ATTN: "Classic" Gaming UFies by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 22:32:55
  European server by diorama2005-09-12 08:33:26
  USEast Ladder SirLoxElroy6850 by sir lox elroy2005-09-12 06:12:54
  Oh yeah, my Battle.net name is Tyrael2000... by jmaxsohmer2005-09-11 08:18:47
  I want to do a round of Total Annihilation by romandas2005-09-11 06:00:06
  US West. by skippy-ish_guy2005-09-10 23:39:41
  I might be up for that some time by Kickstart2005-09-10 23:34:48
anyone up for late disruption of the peace by ihavebigpiranha2005-09-10 22:01:21
  Any way for a newbie to "practice" by rockAteer2005-09-10 23:16:13
  the offer to pick on me on --UF ET-- is still by ihavebigpiranha2005-09-10 22:49:25
Best RPG? by hadji2005-09-10 21:32:10
  I'd say GURPS by Freakazoid2005-09-10 23:54:35
  GURPS for me. Or Call of Cthulhu. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-09-10 23:44:48
  Baldur's Gate series was good by rockAteer2005-09-10 23:24:25
    hint: 'dead wood' == paper (n/t) by Kickstart2005-09-10 23:36:10
      oh yeah--I was thinking about maps :-P (n/t) by rockAteer2005-09-10 23:44:37
  Steve Jackson had a really cool one out by MatthewDBA2005-09-10 22:38:56
    I played that :) It was a blast (n/t) by Kickstart2005-09-10 23:35:37
  What class is that? by tnglives2005-09-10 21:40:46
*places Anti-Puppy on board* by MrTrick2005-09-10 21:16:26
  *Places Puppy near Anti-Puppy* by hadji2005-09-10 21:27:12
    *KER-BLAMMITY BLAMMO* (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2005-09-10 23:41:21
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2005-09-10 21:00:01
  How about a by hadji2005-09-10 21:02:00
AAAHHHHHhhhhh, by Bastetsmuse2005-09-10 20:35:20
  Tomorrow I get to use my new jacuzzi tub! by rook_mtl2005-09-10 20:43:50
    I don't have 'jets' in the tub, but by Bastetsmuse2005-09-10 20:57:06
      Very nice! I love big bathtubs, so relaxing. :) (n (n/t) by rook_mtl2005-09-10 22:09:09
      A good helping of beans should take care of that by threadjacker2005-09-10 21:15:45
        I'm sorry, but... deja vu. by Giranan2005-09-10 21:23:45
SuSE 9.3 and Apache by MeepishCreature2005-09-10 20:14:47
The time has come ... by LilDragon2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I agree. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hard to believe that it has already been 4 years by shorty822005-09-10 23:29:10
Vancouver ufie meet tomorrow by abaron2005-09-10 19:57:42
This shpped image is in bad taste, but still funny by shminux2005-09-10 19:46:36
Gigabit home network? by ihavebigpiranha2005-09-10 19:39:05
  Ain't worth it. by Myke2005-09-10 20:04:40
    I want my packets Supersized please :-) (n/t) by sir lox elroy2005-09-12 06:16:56
      And a Large Sprite also. :-P (n/t) by sir lox elroy2005-09-12 06:17:27
    cool I"ll check into that if I go this way (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2005-09-10 20:05:28
  Depends on what stuff you transfer between your by Scirocco2005-09-10 19:43:52
    was using for reference... by ihavebigpiranha2005-09-10 19:51:35
      Well, go ahead and spend the money on something by Scirocco2005-09-10 19:55:34
        a shiny new glass box for my fishies would by ihavebigpiranha2005-09-10 19:59:52
  UDMA-5, to PCI, to CPU, to PCI, to Gb LAN... by bwkaz2005-09-10 19:40:51
    What's the board? by tnglives2005-09-10 20:54:25
      no pci-x, asus a7n8x-e deluxe (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2005-09-10 20:57:47
    so I'd just be wasting money mostly? by ihavebigpiranha2005-09-10 19:42:24
      I'm not positive, but that's my gut feel. by bwkaz2005-09-10 19:50:22
        best sustained transer I get from my dma 5 by ihavebigpiranha2005-09-10 19:55:05
          So 360 megabits/sec then. by bwkaz2005-09-10 20:00:21
            factor in that's the *fastest* drive in all my by ihavebigpiranha2005-09-10 20:04:47
Is it a bad thing.... by radiowave9112005-09-10 19:37:45
  it's not a bad thing by ihavebigpiranha2005-09-10 19:41:19
    I've never been THAT bad :) by radiowave9112005-09-10 19:44:24
      yeah, all the times I've felt by ihavebigpiranha2005-09-10 19:56:30
Stupid GRUB by thread_killer2005-09-10 19:31:37
  Okay, so I'm posting from the SuSE install by thread_killer2005-09-10 21:35:33
  Have you tried... by mpicklesimer12005-09-10 19:42:28
  chroot by CALL-1982005-09-10 19:42:07
    1s/Red\ Hat/SUSE/ (n/t) by CALL-1982005-09-10 19:47:22
  Why not: by bwkaz2005-09-10 19:38:52
    Nope, SuSE doesn't require it by thread_killer2005-09-10 19:42:42
What fun. by krikkert2005-09-10 19:29:17
  It's Russia you guys should be afraid of (n/t) by shminux2005-09-10 19:52:00
  0.o as if Sweden would be posing any kind of by Scirocco2005-09-10 19:47:27
    Well, by krikkert2005-09-10 19:58:34
  Silly people.... by threadjacker2005-09-10 19:30:04
router/switch/print server question by threadjacker2005-09-10 19:29:13
  This might work: by bwkaz2005-09-10 19:35:20
  afaik, only machines connected to Barricade by shminux2005-09-10 19:33:20
Aargh! Motorola! Aargh! Stupid no support site! by rook_mtl2005-09-10 18:25:37
  <$100 for 2 wireless cards would fix your problem by shminux2005-09-10 18:54:35
    Motorola was eBay purchase, $15CAD. by rook_mtl2005-09-10 19:33:51
  Okay. I looked at the user's guide and ... by kahuana2005-09-10 18:43:15
    Yours doesn't reboot at random? by bwkaz2005-09-10 18:45:33
      Only one device. I had them bring it in for some by kahuana2005-09-10 18:57:05
        Our problem *may* have been the multiple clients t by bwkaz2005-09-10 19:04:24
          PLCs. Not mobile equipment by any chance? by kahuana2005-09-10 19:13:11
            No, not really -- the PLCs do a few things: by bwkaz2005-09-10 19:25:53
              Bug was in the bridge. by kahuana2005-09-10 20:12:04
          Forgot: by bwkaz2005-09-10 19:06:55
  Are you trying to create a "bridge" between by kahuana2005-09-10 18:35:57
    Cisco APs have that option, but they're extremely by bwkaz2005-09-10 18:44:33
      I have one of those linksys workgroup bridges by kahuana2005-09-10 18:49:21
        Heh -- saw your other post. ;-) (n/t) by bwkaz2005-09-10 18:54:54
    It has 3 modes of operation. by rook_mtl2005-09-10 18:43:57
      Unless the manual *says* how to configure it by kahuana2005-09-10 18:46:47
        I tried connecting it to only 1 desktop. by rook_mtl2005-09-10 18:48:48
          Even then it doesn't work. (n/t) by rook_mtl2005-09-10 18:51:25
            Box as in "packaging"? by kahuana2005-09-10 19:03:21
Question for the Quake III players out there. by theymustbidiots2005-09-10 18:20:51
  God mode? by ChuckAB2005-09-10 18:23:01
    On hard difficutly camp him and listen for when by joecrouse2005-09-10 18:45:07
      On the DC he was easy by diorama2005-09-12 08:37:35
      I can do it consistently on hardcore, by theymustbidiots2005-09-10 19:34:40
        I've played on nightmare but I've never gotten a by joecrouse2005-09-10 21:06:54
My karma outruns your dogma any day. (n/t) by krikkert2005-09-10 18:17:46
  But not my rocket launcher. :-D (n/t) by sir lox elroy2005-09-12 06:19:35
  Not for long... by CALL-1982005-09-10 18:43:44
Hey! Clutter Squad! by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hey, Call-198 needs clutter too (n/t) by Reddy2005-09-10 18:54:46
    Watch out for the anti-clutter puppy! (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-09-10 18:55:42
      puppies are cute by Reddy2005-09-10 19:00:13
Do you know why I hate you Illiad? by MrTrick2005-09-10 17:55:08
  *sftp's onto UF1* by Myke2005-09-10 18:01:20
    HEY! No fair! (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 18:30:51
      You have no idea the self-restraint I need. by Myke2005-09-10 19:40:47
  I concur by CALL-1982005-09-10 17:57:22
    Your nic reminds me of something I might have done by ChuckAB2005-09-10 18:05:09
      D'oh! * Hides from clutter squad * by CALL-1982005-09-10 18:35:10
        Nope - had to look it up. by ChuckAB2005-09-10 18:47:34
          Remember Beagle Brothers? by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
            I am familier with them... by CALL-1982005-09-10 19:29:44
      ][+? (n/t) by ihope1272005-09-10 18:27:51
        I had a ][+ by thread_killer2006-11-19 12:55:59
          "...written by a new company called Microsoft." by ihope1272005-09-10 18:47:02
    The good old cliffanger method by rogue19712005-09-10 18:00:27
I HAVE A 'BACK' BUTTON! LET ME USE THAT! by Myke2005-09-10 17:55:07
  Which site? Which site? (n/t) by ihope1272005-09-10 18:29:06
    Half of the Internet. (n/t) by Myke2005-09-10 22:06:44
  If you use FF: by bwkaz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Opening in tabs is a native option in FF 1.5 by Hoth2005-09-10 19:51:21
      I think it's an option in about:config somewhere, by bwkaz2005-09-10 19:54:33
    I think I had that in Mozilla back in '03 by Myke2005-09-10 18:11:41
ATTN: Anyone who knows Linux bridging by Arman X2005-09-10 17:30:20
  ... Why are you bridging? by Myke2005-09-10 17:52:12
    honestly? the experience... and games. by Arman X2005-09-10 19:52:31
      VPN == slow & latent. by Myke2005-09-10 21:16:06
    Unless you need to forward broadcasts... but that by bwkaz2005-09-10 18:04:51
      Right. Setup WINS. by Myke2005-09-10 18:12:48
        One more use: by bwkaz2005-09-10 18:26:39
          Another use: building a honeypot by nix2005-09-10 19:14:30
            ebtables doing the firewalling then, right? (n/t) by bwkaz2005-09-10 19:27:33
  I assume you've done the "brctl" stuff? by bwkaz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    yeah by Arman X2005-09-10 19:42:19
How do I reboot the computer? by Bonzo2005-09-10 17:01:23
  Insert SuSe 9.3 Disk, hit the Reset button and by sir lox elroy2005-09-12 06:21:20
  PSShutdown from... by Dshade2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Like so: by Didactylos2005-09-10 17:11:19
    Or not. by Didactylos2005-09-10 17:15:12
      On a related note... by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 17:23:52
        Nope, by krikkert2005-09-10 17:26:26
          Hmm... by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 17:29:01
            This is it: by krikkert2005-09-10 17:32:00
              So I just put that in a batch file by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 17:35:24
                Yes. by krikkert2005-09-10 17:36:33
Okay, so this kid's laptop gets a virus... by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 16:39:30
  *boils over* by ihope1272005-09-10 18:42:04
    He said he formats every four months anyway. by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 19:06:45
    No, but it doesn't load them to begin with. by bwkaz2005-09-10 18:53:54
  Oh yeah, he's also mad... by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 17:09:47
    LART him. And hide the body. Problem solved. (n/t) by Dshade2005-09-10 17:47:13
    That says more about him than about you. ;-) (n/t) by Mr.Taco2005-09-10 17:14:31
  Unfortunately, his first mistake... by shadowsystems2005-09-10 17:03:58
    I don't have to protect him at all. by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 17:07:07
      Ahhh, be nice... Help him if you can... by shadowsystems2005-09-10 17:18:45
        I also have AVG's free version as a backup. by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 17:22:47
  Install OS/2 on it by darkphoenix2005-09-10 16:49:52
    I'm kind of tempted to tell him... by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 17:04:15
      DOS 3.1 + Windows 3.1 !!! by shadowsystems2005-09-10 17:07:57
        But he wants wireless Internet. by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 17:09:12
          Google is your friend. =) by shadowsystems2006-11-19 12:55:59
            I wonder... by shadowsystems2005-09-10 21:02:07
  The problem with people: by McGowan2005-09-10 16:49:35
    I do a lot of tech support at my current job... by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 17:03:05
Are there any other Biloxi UFies? by drummergeek2005-09-10 16:16:18
  I once visited by Tully2005-09-10 20:43:06
Vancouver UFie meet tomorrow by j.butterfly2005-09-10 16:12:52
Attn: esbita and food lovers! Recipe! by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Glad you liked it! by esbita2005-09-10 19:48:13
song of the moment by rogue19712005-09-10 16:00:14
  Soundtrack of My Life - Blaze by diorama2005-09-10 16:50:38
Well, I just bought my first album from iTunes by darkphoenix2005-09-10 15:53:07
  I have about 350 purchased songs by thread_killer2005-09-10 18:38:56
  Can you play it in anything besides iTunes? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 16:04:25
    Yes, you can burn it to an audio CD. (n/t) by dodrian2005-09-10 16:11:23
      And then rip it to an mp3 that you can play by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 16:27:18
        there are direct converters. by joecrouse2005-09-10 19:04:09
        Better yet... by ellakano2005-09-10 17:57:35
          I like the current one but yea 2.9 was just about by joecrouse2005-09-10 19:05:29
        Yep, you can rip that to mp3 by dodrian2005-09-10 16:55:35
          ooh, there's an upgrade? by niwikki2005-09-10 23:39:23
  their entire purpose by niwikki2005-09-10 15:57:39
    Well in this case by darkphoenix2005-09-10 16:03:37
Hmmm. by Didactylos2005-09-10 15:42:45
  Give it a telepathic interface! by dodrian2005-09-10 15:44:11
    Don't forget to write it in assembly. by tnglives2005-09-10 16:33:59
    Files by Didactylos2005-09-10 15:54:46
Wheefun, my mouth now feels sorta funny by Freakazoid2005-09-10 14:59:27
  When you eat the whole bag and go looking for more by RoverDaddy2005-09-10 15:45:20
    did sombody say doritoes??? (n/t) by rogue19712005-09-10 15:50:34
      No. No they did not. I most distinctly did not by kahuana2005-09-10 16:09:23
  Thats all? (n/t) by drummergeek2005-09-10 15:33:18
Ok well after much thinking this is how I feel by rogue19712005-09-10 14:33:26
  {{{Rogue1971}}} by Calebar2005-09-10 21:12:04
  {{{rogue}}} (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 18:34:13
  Not all may agree with your decisions. by krikkert2005-09-10 17:29:25
  {{{rogue1971}}} by Mr.Taco2005-09-10 17:09:10
  We can only give advice. by hadji2005-09-10 14:50:38
  {{{Roque1971}}} by Reddy2005-09-10 14:39:26
"Prepare to ram" by Didactylos2005-09-10 14:14:12
  *passses out hankies* by dodrian2005-09-10 14:18:19
    *honk* *honk* (n/t) by Didactylos2005-09-10 14:21:08
    *HONK HONK* (n/t) by dodrian2005-09-10 14:20:53
An impressive Ask MEtafilter question by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Resume positive outlook. by boink2005-09-10 19:59:30
Rain might be good for Britain's cricket fans.... by Jeff_UK2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: anyone who knows about iptables by Arman X2005-09-10 12:41:19
  iptables -nvL by nix2005-09-10 12:50:28
    yeah, tap0 is the vpn device by Arman X2005-09-10 13:14:25
      First, zero the counters. by nix2005-09-10 13:31:11
        Woo! I found the problem! I think. by Arman X2005-09-10 15:05:50
If I didn't know better I would swear I was in by techi8702005-09-10 12:40:31
  False acquisations! It never rains in Vancouver! by shminux2005-09-10 12:45:49
    I will not correct spelling! I will not correct... by Dshade2005-09-10 17:49:35
Record for "similar" hits with Google? by nix2006-11-19 12:55:59
  what's really funny is that by cybergeek2005-09-10 12:41:05
    and by "7", of course, I mean "8". by cybergeek2005-09-10 12:41:24
Soldier in Afghanistan murdered by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Very interesting, sounds very plausible by drummergeek2005-09-10 15:32:37
ALL automobile moving violations... by SnappingTurtle2005-09-10 11:37:58
  radar and even laser by joecrouse2005-09-10 19:13:11
  A new law has just been introduced... by Mr.Taco2005-09-10 17:28:56
  speeding tickets are given out like candy by voxwoman2005-09-10 15:41:14
  Before suggesting suspension of license... by kahuana2005-09-10 13:11:19
  DUI and drag racing are those I hate the most by shminux2005-09-10 12:44:12
  I don't know about speeding by MatthewDBA2005-09-10 11:41:59
    someone mentioned the other day that by cybergeek2005-09-10 12:40:24
      Good grief, no! by Didactylos2005-09-10 14:33:40
        It also allows for variences in spedometers by ahecht2005-09-10 16:34:00
          Last time I passed one of those... by Phoon2005-09-10 22:04:41
          Indeed. by wheresthefish2005-09-10 18:32:21
ATTN:Jmaxsohmer by diorama2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh, okay. Thanks! by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 12:15:36
    Not a problem by diorama2005-09-10 12:21:54
Poll attempt: cheapest cell plan in your area? by shminux2005-09-10 11:32:14
  Sacramento, CA, USA: MetroPCS by shadowsystems2005-09-10 14:29:30
    Addendum: by shadowsystems2005-09-10 14:39:02
  Minneapolis, MN by cybergeek2005-09-10 12:43:22
  My "oh crap" cell phone... by esbita2005-09-10 12:12:30
    Call AAA. by shadowsystems2005-09-10 14:34:25
      "Oh crap" isn't just car trouble. by esbita2005-09-10 19:54:23
    I don't think any company banking unused minutes by shminux2005-09-10 12:21:26
      Here, VM banks them. by esbita2005-09-10 12:27:34
      Cingular banks minutes. by quilting_kitty2005-09-10 12:25:17
        Yep. by esbita2005-09-10 12:28:37
  My take by quilting_kitty2005-09-10 11:49:40
    I guess your needs are different by shminux2005-09-10 12:03:27
      All of those things are true (except the payphone) by quilting_kitty2005-09-10 12:14:23
        Even when present, they're usually broken. by esbita2005-09-10 12:23:17
          I have a calling card. The pay phones DO charge by quilting_kitty2005-09-10 12:34:33
            heh, now the real reason comes up :) (n/t) by shminux2005-09-10 12:38:40
              *grin* I told you...too expensive. by quilting_kitty2005-09-10 12:40:43
                that's why they invented Caller ID and voicemail by shminux2005-09-10 12:54:55
....And Oceans! (n/t) by Arivia2005-09-10 11:24:19
Updated OmniCode!! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Typos by Didactylos2005-09-10 16:50:11
    Thanks, all fixed (n/t) by Kickstart2005-09-10 23:26:28
  The major change by Didactylos2005-09-10 15:22:15
    Nah by Kickstart2005-09-10 16:33:04
  Tool request by Kickstart2005-09-10 13:29:57
    *raises hand* by krikkert2005-09-10 17:20:26
  Request for clarification: by McNutcase2005-09-10 13:09:52
    I would say....GM0DN for you by Kickstart2005-09-10 13:27:33
      That was about what I figured. by McNutcase2005-09-10 13:48:07
Tropical Storm Maria to hit....ICELAND?? by watsondog2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Just Another Example of... by Gorgar2005-09-10 12:23:35
  Interesting by Lady-Luna2005-09-10 11:47:16
  I don't think it'll be a tropical storm by Pic2005-09-10 10:45:40
    The NHC forecast by watsondog2005-09-10 10:47:33
      It'll be an extra-tropical storm at that latitude by wheresthefish2005-09-10 10:49:43
Horizontal rule and CSS question. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  Try this by khendron2005-09-10 10:17:29
    Thanks, that got it. by shorty822005-09-10 10:31:30
new shiny! by emlaabs2005-09-10 09:29:03
  What is it about speakerphone? by Lady-Luna2005-09-10 09:40:02
    It's very handy when both your hands are busy. by krikkert2005-09-10 09:41:18
      or driving so you have both hands on the wheel (n/ (n/t) by emlaabs2005-09-10 09:47:48
        Well.. by krikkert2005-09-10 09:50:22
          That's what I use it for... by mpicklesimer12005-09-10 11:59:29
            Why Highway driving is about the safest by joecrouse2005-09-10 19:25:21
          The problem with being on the phone while driving by Mr.Taco2005-09-10 10:15:37
            If I remember the law correctly by ixeian2005-09-10 12:05:44
            It's even more dangeous to drive while by shminux2005-09-10 10:22:48
              Not the same. by quilting_kitty2005-09-10 10:49:33
                Rely on kids or angry partner to "see when dangero by shminux2005-09-10 10:57:09
                  Rely on them? No. But if they don't shut up, then by quilting_kitty2005-09-10 11:10:54
                  It is far easier to ignore someone by wheresthefish2005-09-10 10:59:46
                Good for you. by skippy-ish_guy2005-09-10 10:54:02
                  If they offered by quilting_kitty2005-09-10 10:59:45
                    No landline here, we got rid of it.Cell is cheaper by rook_mtl2005-09-10 12:21:48
                      See, *that's* a deal I could go for. (n/t) by quilting_kitty2005-09-10 12:36:35
                  you != geek :) (n/t) by shminux2005-09-10 10:57:43
                    My boss calls me enough at home. by skippy-ish_guy2005-09-10 11:29:28
          Warning from experience ... by Iarann2005-09-10 10:15:14
9th week of compulsory service by pomfritz2005-09-10 09:27:50
  I kind of wish Canada had C.S. by Kickstart2005-09-10 10:54:17
    Wow, great social policy. by julius.apweiler2005-09-10 14:03:53
      We also use that... by Mr.Taco2005-09-10 17:42:21
    You could always enlist anyway ;-) by nix2005-09-10 12:39:39
    I hated C.S. till 2 weeks ago by pomfritz2005-09-10 11:29:28
  Highest military person? by krikkert2005-09-10 10:02:17
    Quite right by pomfritz2005-09-10 11:23:20
    That reminds me of an episode of M.A.S.H. by corvus_one2005-09-10 10:20:47
      The more gold, the less character by pomfritz2005-09-10 11:31:12
Mylex controller - HEEELP! by Bonzo2005-09-10 08:57:00
  Sweet Jesus. Get rid of the thing. by Myke2005-09-10 16:37:48
    OK - That's completely backwards from what I was by ChuckAB2005-09-10 17:23:54
      CPUs are stupid fast by Myke2005-09-10 17:46:29
  Try Alt+M by imdead2005-09-10 09:07:47
    Heh.. Yes.. ALT+M by Bonzo2005-09-10 12:36:40
      I have a Mylex controller on a 'server' I'm hiding by ChuckAB2005-09-10 14:05:15
        I found it! by Bonzo2005-09-10 14:36:45
          You're welcome. Always glad to help. by ChuckAB2005-09-10 16:39:30
    Word Up. (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-09-10 10:01:35
ATTN:Illiad by drummergeek2005-09-10 08:52:48
  movie by Nargio2005-09-10 10:32:16
    Dude. by krikkert2005-09-10 10:34:42
      Shrek is my favorite movie :) (n/t) by Nargio2005-09-10 10:36:05
  Yes, let's have another one. :-) (n/t) by Mr.Taco2005-09-10 10:17:42
Graaah! Lusers... by Kithplana2005-09-10 08:42:09
  yes, yes you should (n/t) by emlaabs2005-09-10 09:49:34
Good PHP forum? by thread_killer2005-09-10 08:37:47
  If you're looking for something simple by Hoth2005-09-10 20:16:32
  Another alternative I've used by andyz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm looking too, and I need by notdeadyet2005-09-10 10:09:20
  One forum I frequent by Pic2005-09-10 08:40:26
    And it's not free. by krikkert2005-09-10 09:26:05
      Yeah, it's payware. by Pic2005-09-10 09:30:46
"But soft ye now the fair Ophelia. by thread_killer2005-09-10 08:31:34
  "No one out-crazies Ophelia!" by hobbs2005-09-10 10:44:40
Attn: farfalla, you don't have mail by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I re-affirm my bid by thread_killer2005-09-10 08:34:26
    Thank you! by SnappingTurtle2005-09-10 08:48:14
      "heavily tattooed skin" would fit... (n/t) by McNutcase2005-09-10 09:18:17
      Levi's and a Harley T-shirt ATM by thread_killer2005-09-10 08:49:34
        Please retain that status quo. (n/t) by krikkert2005-09-10 09:29:46
          But not too long. by wheresthefish2005-09-10 09:37:12
          He didn't specify though... by BrainBug2005-09-10 09:31:40
  Ooh, I missed that. by farfalla2005-09-10 08:31:27
    Sorry, you can't bid lint by SnappingTurtle2005-09-10 08:33:50
Where's my PHP book? :-\ by MatthewDBA2005-09-10 08:28:24
  If you can't find the book, by Pic2005-09-10 09:01:00
    Thanks by MatthewDBA2005-09-10 09:38:46
  The movers were considering a career change... by defdood2005-09-10 08:34:42
Photo Diary: Escape from New Orleans by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wow, I tell you what wow! by drummergeek2005-09-10 16:14:16
  Wow. (n/t) by theanomaly2005-09-10 12:03:17
  Here's a link to the same gallery, no password by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  Attn: You! by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
    And yes, this link is amazing. (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-09-10 11:02:14
  agreed! (n/t) by j.butterfly2005-09-10 08:54:42
Something looks awfully familiar here.... by McGowan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Is that Riff, from Sluggy? (n/t) by krikkert2005-09-10 10:04:32
    Well, it *looks* like Riff, by LionsPhil2005-09-10 10:21:44
  OhOh, new archive time killer...heh (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-09-10 08:46:34
    Tell me about it. by McGowan2005-09-10 09:17:27
  Tee hee (n/t) by ihope1272005-09-10 08:22:14
Auction to benefit Katrina Victims: signed cartoon by SnappingTurtle2005-09-10 08:11:22
  Reaffirming 3rd place bid: $125 by farfalla2005-09-10 08:32:48
    Thank you! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-09-10 08:46:58
this seems like a useful idea by ducimus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  85 lbs. is a heavy backpack by emlaabs2005-09-10 09:58:14
    military rucksacks weigh in at upwards of 150 (n/t by joecrouse2005-09-10 19:26:18
    I expect it'll see military applications by wheresthefish2005-09-10 10:17:03
Attn: imrambi by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
{{{N/S Carolina and GA Ufies}}} by babywhizIT2005-09-10 07:52:28
  We're watching. by tallastro2005-09-10 08:22:05
    Spoke too soon by tallastro2005-09-10 18:40:15
Good. I can say homie. by schwing12006-11-19 12:55:59
  Odd. by TheGM2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's actually a corrolary... by basher202005-09-10 11:41:30
  I think he needs to put down the crack pipe. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-09-10 09:09:08
  Is Kayne angling for a position as M$'s CWOO? by kahuana2005-09-10 08:21:29
  Good! That saves me from having to email him by thread_killer2005-09-10 07:58:35
    This post is allowed a one year copyrite for Sin.. by babywhizIT2005-09-10 08:04:39
  stop trying to be cool white-boy (n/t) by ducimus2005-09-10 07:56:46
  Homie! Check the bling! *shiny!* (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-09-10 07:49:39
    Is *shiny* for geeks only? by schwing12005-09-10 10:38:48
How long is long? by MatthewDBA2005-09-10 07:14:21
  Until my diner reservation at Milliways. (n/t) by Michiel2005-09-10 13:24:02
  As long as waiting in line at DMV (n/t) by notdeadyet2005-09-10 07:54:09
  does the song contain the phrase by voxwoman2005-09-10 07:28:40
    So? Which is it? Heat death or crunch? by kahuana2005-09-10 07:40:26
      it depends on how I feel about the mass of by voxwoman2005-09-10 08:14:57
  'long' is typically a 32-bit integer. by zeitnot2005-09-10 07:27:59
    Nope by ToLazyToThink2005-09-10 10:42:42
      Believe he was talking about macro-evolution by diorama2005-09-10 10:48:25
        Actually kill that by diorama2005-09-10 10:50:04
    The title *is* "Forever and Ever, Amen" by MatthewDBA2005-09-10 07:33:38
      yes it DOES! by zeitnot2005-09-10 07:55:00
        I used to hate it too by MatthewDBA2005-09-10 07:57:03
          So you're letting your fiance brain wash you? by voxwoman2005-09-10 08:19:07
            Well what happened was really by MatthewDBA2005-09-10 08:22:08
              Country music from the 70's and early 80s by joecrouse2005-09-10 09:21:59
  I think that song has them all by Reddy2005-09-10 07:20:18
This is frustrating by Control2005-09-10 07:13:45
  I'm in mid-download of 10.0 now by thread_killer2005-09-10 08:22:31
  what kernel are you using by astro-g2005-09-10 07:49:06
    2.6.11.4 by Control2005-09-10 08:01:50
Repost: Offer to UFies affected by Katrina by nvparrothead2006-11-19 12:55:59
Gratitude. by corvus_one2005-09-10 06:12:15
  Understandable. That is one awesome game! :) by Scirocco2005-09-10 06:36:40
ATTN: radiowave911 by demonhedge2006-11-19 12:55:59
  No problem. by radiowave9112005-09-10 14:20:05
  just curious: how old are your kids? by voxwoman2005-09-10 06:04:12
    two boys 5 and 3 by demonhedge2005-09-10 06:06:14
      coolness by voxwoman2005-09-10 07:30:59
      fun age by Reddy2005-09-10 07:19:06
        Board game? by demonhedge2005-09-10 07:34:43
          it is good for them by Reddy2005-09-10 11:15:09
I'm going to starve.... by McGowan2005-09-10 05:54:39
  Get yourself a dozen eggs by mortaine2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hmm... by ihope1272005-09-10 09:51:08
    Twenty minutes? by McNutcase2005-09-10 09:28:18
      Nah. by mortaine2005-09-10 11:22:50
  does your stove not have a timer by voxwoman2005-09-10 06:06:08
    Hmm... by ihope1272005-09-10 08:21:16
    It seems so obvious now.... by McGowan2005-09-10 06:33:03
      Yeah. I set so many timers for myself, by tnglives2005-09-10 06:34:53
  Order pizza! Pizza is good! We like the pizza(n/t) by Bonzo2005-09-10 05:55:48
    But I need to eat healthy by McGowan2005-09-10 05:57:40
      This 'pie' would be home made? by kahuana2005-09-10 07:43:22
      it has chees, and meat, and vegetables by astro-g2005-09-10 06:01:10
      veggie pizza, low fat cheese is ok (n/t) by rogue19712005-09-10 06:00:39
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
W:ET, anyone? by Arivia2005-09-10 03:49:26
  Sorry, wish I could... by parastra2005-09-10 05:17:14
  Hindenburg? (n/t) by klaranth2005-09-10 03:59:57
    One of the new maps. :) (n/t) by Scirocco2005-09-10 06:03:25
    Panzerfaust at close range. Same effect. (n/t) by tnglives2005-09-10 04:12:16
How did DP get up there?! by Bonzo2005-09-10 03:33:19
  He is made of dust. You know, light airborne by tnglives2005-09-10 03:56:23
    But feet are pretty heavy... (n/t) by dodrian2005-09-10 05:59:19
The UF Toolbox daily reminder by UF Toolbox2006-11-19 12:55:59
- - - ThE FuNnY FaRm - - - by Mr.Taco2005-09-10 02:00:55
  I keep thinking about ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Didn't know that one. by Mr.Taco2005-09-10 05:05:27
ATTN: Didactylos by McNutcase2005-09-10 01:18:18
  Oh, those null calls? by Didactylos2005-09-10 02:58:31
    To mobiles they ARE. by McNutcase2005-09-10 02:59:27
      hrm... by niwikki2005-09-10 10:53:32
        That's the thing I really didn't get by wheresthefish2005-09-10 11:01:12
          It's only relatively recent over here. by McNutcase2005-09-10 13:05:27
      B*lls. by Didactylos2005-09-10 03:02:33
        Well, crap. by McNutcase2005-09-10 03:16:46
          Most likely. by Didactylos2005-09-10 03:28:56
        I've started getting the same on Orange. by wheresthefish2005-09-10 03:04:55
          It can be illegal... by Didactylos2005-09-10 03:11:55
            So get on the list and complain. by McNutcase2005-09-10 03:14:16
              I have. by Didactylos2005-09-10 03:23:26
                'cause it's raining. :-) by wheresthefish2005-09-10 03:40:02
                  Nooo! My barbeque! by Didactylos2005-09-10 03:43:48
                    I need to go shopping. by wheresthefish2005-09-10 03:48:12
                      I'm getting good at this :-) by wheresthefish2005-09-10 06:35:33
            Or well publicised... (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-09-10 03:14:04
              Here it is... by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
Miranda robbed and abused AJ, and now she's angry by nix2005-09-10 01:15:15
  Easy by MatthewDBA2005-09-10 05:38:53
  It's all part of the game. by TheGM2005-09-10 04:37:57
    What if he just doesn't approve... by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 06:22:15
  Erwin seems conspicuously quiet... by ettlz2005-09-10 03:44:50
  I don't understand! by rhinobird2005-09-10 02:34:48
    Like she hasn't already by TheCatMan2005-09-10 02:49:13
      Perhaps... by MeepishCreature2005-09-10 09:38:27
  Of course, she 's a woman. by salix2005-09-10 01:19:23
Not that anyone here would look at porn by hej2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sin Tax???? by veran2005-09-10 09:03:56
    It burnssss ussss!!!!! by hadji2005-09-10 11:14:06
    ARRRGH. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-09-10 09:25:44
  She's from Arkansas...home of goofy biblethumping by babywhizIT2005-09-10 07:48:50
  A specific purchase tax con only be justified by moddermonster2005-09-10 01:59:25
    then the pron tax should fund STD research by voxwoman2005-09-10 06:11:31
    A problem with that by MatthewDBA2005-09-10 05:48:43
      That would be a good thing, not a bad one. by moddermonster2005-09-10 07:43:17
        Right now by MatthewDBA2005-09-10 07:55:33
    Tell that to the government by Plasma2005-09-10 03:25:47
      Bzzzt, wrong. by moddermonster2005-09-10 07:35:23
        That's how they got Al Capone by MatthewDBA2005-09-10 08:25:13
  Well there don't seem to be by wheresthefish2005-09-10 01:20:12
    Because when you buy something physical by Scirocco2005-09-10 07:09:43
ATTN: Michael Brown by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yup, that one's been posted about... by Ravenlock2005-09-10 05:33:33
Attn: Vancufies... local flea markets? by threadjacker2005-09-10 00:07:11
  There is one in cloverdale by MikeCDN2005-09-10 00:34:33
<Deleted><Deleted>2005-09-10 01:07:26
  Moderated: double post (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-09-10 01:07:45
Translations by Nea2005-09-10 00:01:01
  Svenska / Swedish by proffe2005-09-10 01:56:19
  Dansk / Danish by k2OS2005-09-10 00:38:49
    That could evolve to something non FYOSS.. ;) (n/t) by Bonzo2005-09-10 05:54:37
    s/suge/sige ? (n/t) by salix2005-09-10 00:58:22
      darnit.. by k2OS2005-09-10 01:10:08
        Det går nok. ;-) by Mr.Taco2005-09-10 05:07:11
          det er bare.. by k2OS2005-09-10 12:33:47
  German / deutsch top post by ArealA2005-09-10 00:12:58
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2005-09-10 00:45:22
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2005-09-10 00:00:34
  Hint by Plasma2005-09-10 03:22:24
    Tiger, rabbit, mongoose, rain. by gundam_rx78nt12005-09-10 06:05:07
    A spork! :-p (n/t) by tnglives2005-09-10 04:15:14
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  How to hate (n/t) by sstacks2005-09-10 16:04:38
  How to field strip an SA-80. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-09-10 14:01:37
  Using a slide rule by meDENtic2005-09-10 12:52:13
  Latin or Calculus or college English Lit/Comp by Concept2005-09-10 12:33:57
    I have found Latin useful countless times by TheGM2005-09-10 17:51:32
  Bloody algebra. </Billy Connolly> by farfalla2005-09-10 08:30:17
    Well, as long as you don't design pools by Concept2005-09-10 12:34:42
      Margin of error :-D (n/t) by dodrian2005-09-10 12:55:40
  Cobol (n/t) by Number_Six2005-09-10 08:25:48
  Uh... by ihope1272005-09-10 06:43:31
  Pretty much everything. by tnglives2005-09-10 06:32:29
  Writing by hand. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-09-10 06:27:15
  Always Add Acid (n/t) by MatthewDBA2005-09-10 06:09:33
  banging your head off a wall repeatedly hurts (n/t) by diorama2005-09-10 05:05:46
    Whoa. I keep forgetting that. by tnglives2005-09-10 06:30:52
      I could have worked it out for myself by diorama2005-09-10 08:57:49
  Advanced Algebra by AshyRaine2005-09-10 04:47:52
  Paper tape is still used by gordosan2005-09-10 03:18:28
  How a 4-watt laser can punch through 5mm steel. by wheresthefish2005-09-10 01:32:16
    how can a 4watt laser punch through 5mm steel? (n/ (n/t) by astro-g2005-09-10 04:20:13
      When the beam is focussed on the plate by wheresthefish2005-09-10 06:26:55
  Nassi-Shneidemann diagrams.. by salix2005-09-10 01:22:29
  How to make arm-pit farting noises... by shadowsystems2005-09-10 01:11:14
  French. by klaranth2005-09-10 00:33:08
    Seconded. Nine years of the crap by Kickstart2005-09-10 00:40:13
      I'm in a tiny minority by farfalla2005-09-10 08:25:54
      Thirded. by krikkert2005-09-10 02:46:36
        Besides those French CAN speak English, by klaranth2005-09-10 03:12:06
          But French can be useful by TheGM2005-09-10 04:00:48
      I found french to be very useful. by chrisP2005-09-10 02:09:27
  Venn diagrams by Control2005-09-10 00:33:06
    So... by tnglives2005-09-10 03:54:04
      But that shows overlap. by LionsPhil2005-09-10 08:20:40
        The formalized logic / discrete maths by tnglives2005-09-10 17:11:16
  fortran (n/t) by Freakazoid2005-09-10 00:21:22
    APL, COBOL, Pascal, Modula-2. by kahuana2005-09-10 07:59:51
    MIXAL by moddermonster2005-09-10 02:45:48
    Haskell (n/t) by chrisP2005-09-10 02:10:25
      Seconded! (n/t) by Didactylos2005-09-10 03:48:20
  how to ride a bike... by lux2005-09-10 00:16:22
    Park a car in the inner city, by moddermonster2005-09-10 02:41:28
      and then try this in Germany. by chaotic2005-09-10 05:52:37
        Ah yes, by moddermonster2005-09-10 07:46:57
          Ha! by Feng_Li2005-09-10 10:18:18
    2 - 3 times/day by Esteis2005-09-10 01:39:32
    Everytime i ride a bike.... <g> by Argos2005-09-10 00:44:01
  Qbasic (n/t) by Myke2005-09-10 00:12:25
    me too (n/t) by waldbrand2005-09-10 05:19:10
  Cursive handwriting by oot2005-09-10 00:05:21
    definately urban legend... (n/t) by lux2005-09-10 00:17:26
      Yup. Don't know the legal details, but by moddermonster2005-09-10 02:40:12
        Same in USA (n/t) by archnerd2005-09-10 09:30:26
    As often as it's checked by ToLazyToThink2005-09-10 00:17:02
      Once opun a job, by salix2005-09-10 01:12:55
      Mine tends to end up as... by McNutcase2005-09-10 00:56:11
      "Bjn Gr" by Phoon2005-09-10 00:44:39
      I used to have a coworker who would sign things as by hadji2005-09-10 00:35:04
        I have lots of fun with the electronic signers at by cybergeek2005-09-10 00:48:19
          Ohhhhh! That's EVIL! =D by shadowsystems2005-09-10 00:54:22
      Zug.com did something like that.. by NuclearWinter2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Hahahahaha (n/t) by ihope1272005-09-10 07:07:03
  I forget. by threadjacker2005-09-10 00:02:56
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Icemanslovinlefthispartnerscoldthenfrigid by Giranan2005-09-10 01:07:05

 

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