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Cartoon for Aug 15, 2005
Strip for Aug 15, 2005
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Sending this to some customers... by TigerDuck2005-09-02 00:55:14
I SO should send this to some of our users (n/t) by fitzso2005-08-15 23:43:51
  users? I sent it to our tech-support guys (n/t) by gorathe2005-08-17 06:41:59
to all ufies ... old and new by LunarRainn2005-08-15 22:37:31
  {{{LunarRainn}}} by ideur2005-08-15 23:37:37
  hi, hello, and howdya do... by Nea2005-08-15 23:22:49
    all is well... by LunarRainn2005-08-16 00:18:28
  good to see ya by mvasquez2005-08-15 23:09:16
  It is the GREAT LUNARRAINNINI!!! by Llyr2005-08-15 23:01:01
    i got a job.... by LunarRainn2005-08-15 23:06:51
    Oh, and how's Linfalgamo? by Llyr2005-08-15 23:02:23
  Thanks by naqoyqatsi2005-08-15 22:49:00
    to continue in the "ranting " vein by Captain_Impavid2005-08-15 22:55:41
      A colleague of my is being fired by naqoyqatsi2005-08-15 23:20:01
        A friend of mine got the run-around like that by fitzso2005-08-15 23:48:28
      that is super crappy..... by LunarRainn2005-08-15 23:00:22
Today's Sluggy... by Khaar2005-08-15 22:29:09
  I wondered about that too. (n/t) by nix2005-08-15 22:35:46
*goes to bed* by Llyr2005-08-15 22:26:35
  *dreams of going to bed* by naqoyqatsi2005-08-15 22:34:32
Attn: writers by lucidpsyche2005-08-15 22:00:14
  The Scriptorium is a great starting place : by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
A rumor I was hoping to be false turns out to be by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
  Now I'm off to bed. G'night y'all! (n/t) by shorty822005-08-15 23:16:21
  I was just thinking while in the shower. by shorty822005-08-15 23:06:51
  Perhaps you could find out how your fellow by lab rat2005-08-15 22:27:41
    I'd be tempted to quit if the job wasn't by shorty822005-08-15 22:37:50
      I also can't openly complain about it either. by shorty822005-08-15 22:45:19
  Sounds like cost cutting to me. Morons. (n/t) by divinar22005-08-15 22:00:49
    I don't see how getting rid of the guest policy by shorty822005-08-15 22:04:29
Calgary UFies: frost warning for tomorrow night by watsondog2005-08-15 21:49:42
  *gets ready to run away quickly* by firehawk2005-08-15 22:03:40
  My thoughts exactly. by nix2005-08-15 21:51:46
Attn: Peace_Man, VivianC by Ravenlock2005-08-15 21:46:03
I might have time for a quick 25 min. W:ET by klaranth2005-08-15 21:44:15
  Sounds good (n/t) by aeolus2005-08-15 22:01:25
    Too late :( by klaranth2005-08-15 22:35:23
      oops, didn't look at the time :) (n/t) by aeolus2005-08-15 22:39:01
Do retroviruses come from vaccines that backfire? by kahuana2005-08-15 21:07:36
  No, they just insist in unflattering 70's fashion. (n/t) by hyzenthlay2005-08-16 11:40:31
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2005-08-15 21:00:01
  Shirley Temple, extra cherries. (n/t) by lab rat2005-08-15 21:15:44
    Silly girl, you can't have a cherry more than once (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-15 21:56:37
      Sicko. (n/t) by lab rat2005-08-15 22:28:59
      KS, it's not Friday. (n/t) by fitzso2005-08-15 21:58:42
  One BAS please by fitzso2005-08-15 21:12:30
    irish BAS? by astro-g2005-08-15 22:19:41
      Indeedy by fitzso2005-08-15 22:23:55
  A Dead Man's Float, please by Bastetsmuse2005-08-15 21:07:11
    Here : by klaranth2005-08-15 21:39:04
      Schratch 26. It is 35 now. by klaranth2005-08-15 21:43:24
    *serves* by fitzso2005-08-15 21:22:17
      ooooh, Mystery Drink. (n/t) by lab rat2005-08-15 21:37:11
        No longer ... ^^^ (n/t) by klaranth2005-08-15 21:49:57
...Im'a become a hermit. by themadkansan2005-08-15 20:49:54
  pick a cave in the mountains of Nevada by Bastetsmuse2005-08-15 21:08:58
    Yukka yukka yukka. by kahuana2005-08-15 21:11:35
  Consider changing your name to "Ted". by kahuana2005-08-15 20:56:45
  Can I come? (n/t) by hadji2005-08-15 20:50:41
ATTN: JoeCrouse: by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{RetiQlum2}}} by fitzso2005-08-15 21:17:19
Japan just had a shaker by threadjacker2005-08-15 20:28:28
  Clicky to story. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
Pain, meet Medication. by hadji2005-08-15 20:24:49
  IF by Bastetsmuse2005-08-15 21:08:28
    I'm taking a generic Vicodin which has Tylenol in by hadji2005-08-15 22:03:52
      Ask your doctor if he can get you some Loritab. by Llyr2005-08-15 22:33:06
  We can solve this problem by Dad2TZK2005-08-15 20:40:47
  {{{hadji}}} by fitzso2005-08-15 20:37:58
Damn, now I feel bad. by shorty822005-08-15 20:15:25
<yell>CLUEBAT!!!!</yell> by fitzso2005-08-15 20:01:47
  As long as it doesn't constitute an incident. by kahuana2005-08-15 20:47:14
    No, it's a problem by fitzso2005-08-15 20:48:32
      But lowering the problem case on their heads by kahuana2005-08-15 20:55:09
        They'd just have to call the helpdesk by fitzso2005-08-15 20:59:20
  Ok but it's hockey night so by miathet2005-08-15 20:06:23
    I can do that (n/t) by fitzso2005-08-15 20:08:46
Non-USians..seeking image of bookcover please by Lis772005-08-15 19:45:36
  This is what I have so far by Lis772006-11-19 12:55:59
  Consider shopping sites... by charin2005-08-15 20:00:10
    Yeah, I got that far by Lis772005-08-15 20:13:29
  Is the Canadian cover different? by Arivia2005-08-15 19:58:02
    I got that one, thanks though, (n/t) by Lis772005-08-15 20:19:56
Wow. by Arivia2005-08-15 19:35:26
Woohoo! 27:52 and first place! by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
Answering machine greetings: by hadji2005-08-15 19:25:24
  One of mine by Llyr2005-08-15 22:30:37
  On the machine of two guys (me & roommate): by cybergeek2005-08-15 22:06:55
  Northfield crematorium by vetitice2005-08-15 21:22:01
    YOWCH by fitzso2005-08-15 22:56:14
  I did a take on "Bill and Ted" but darned if I can by kahuana2005-08-15 20:52:48
  my absolute favorite, by Dad2TZK2005-08-15 20:48:05
  "Hello, you've reached my answering machine. by Mad_Peter2005-08-15 20:38:58
  I had thought about recording this by radiowave9112005-08-15 20:33:06
    I used a variation on that by bimkins2005-08-15 21:01:22
  "Hello. ... by ChuckAB2005-08-15 20:27:09
    I once answered my phone with by hadji2005-08-15 20:29:43
      Best I did by DesertRat662005-08-15 20:35:33
  I've always wanted to do this one: by eric3_141592005-08-15 20:06:29
    I had something like that for a while. by staticsan2005-08-15 22:36:35
    friends dad did that by astro-g2005-08-15 20:09:01
  greetings comrade by astro-g2005-08-15 19:51:19
  I want to do the python 'spanish inquisition' skit by Arachnid2005-08-15 19:50:12
    this is the fridge by astro-g2005-08-15 19:53:43
  One I had when I lived by myself. by Techi8702005-08-15 19:47:52
  I have three by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  I know of someone who re-recorded by radiowave9112005-08-15 19:41:12
  The $nationalityofchoice Mental Institute Hotline by theanomaly2005-08-15 19:36:41
    Canned ones are too easy to fine. by hadji2005-08-15 19:37:54
      s/fine/fiind/ (n/t) by hadji2005-08-15 19:38:22
  Friend's housemate back in university by threadjacker2005-08-15 19:31:55
*sets out tray of cookies and does happy dance* by aeolus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A special camera for astrological photography? by carl522006-11-19 12:55:59
    I was aware of that when I ordered it. by aeolus2005-08-15 21:38:46
  That is a VERY nice SLR digital! (drools) (n/t) by classic_jon2005-08-15 20:59:20
  Cookies and a shiney! by TechisSO2005-08-15 20:50:26
    Humingbirds are very territorial and protective. by aeolus2005-08-15 21:35:54
Viking Chicken Hat by tallastro2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Must have one! by VivianC2005-08-15 20:33:02
  *eats the hat* by boardkitty2005-08-15 19:15:48
    ick. Beat it, cat. Woof. (n/t) by tallastro2005-08-15 19:24:47
      How do you make a cat go woof? by hadji2005-08-15 19:36:54
        Ho do you make a dog go meow? by hadji2005-08-15 19:40:15
          hadji by fitzso2005-08-15 19:49:46
I have Pachelbel stuck in my head by nix2005-08-15 19:07:34
  Thanks a lot! Now I have a craving for by hadji2005-08-15 19:28:04
    You want Tacobell stuck in your teeth??? o.0 (n/t) by kahuana2005-08-15 20:19:58
trampolines and bungy cords by dennismv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That looks like wholesome dangerous fun by lab rat2005-08-15 20:42:25
  Mythbusters by Glytch782005-08-15 19:05:55
  Reminds me of engrish... (n/t) by pi in binary2005-08-15 18:49:48
Why'd did ITS have to choose tonight to take the by shorty822005-08-15 18:25:18
  And of course it seems that ITS's webpage is down by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    The online system for accessing by shorty822005-08-15 19:13:35
      There is a nasty virus/reverse engineered by classic_jon2005-08-15 21:05:11
        I doubt that's it. by shorty822005-08-15 21:23:10
          Though that exploit must affect them. by shorty822005-08-15 21:29:32
            Yep, I am sure they waited to do it till by classic_jon2005-08-15 21:44:55
      s/foud/found/ by shorty822005-08-15 19:14:19
    Ahh, found it! by shorty822005-08-15 18:42:41
    s/And of course/And, of course,/ (n/t) by shorty822005-08-15 18:40:58
  s/Why'd/Why/ (n/t) by shorty822005-08-15 18:25:40
Not one step back! by maximumbob2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm waiting for more stats before by tallastro2005-08-15 19:30:09
  Umm, I'm partially repsonsible :-/ by dodrian2005-08-15 18:47:09
  not sure why I typed those 'smalls'... weird... (n (n/t) by maximumbob2005-08-15 18:19:40
    To make text smaller use <sub> (n/t) by shorty822005-08-15 18:27:08
      No, <sup> for you! Two weeks! by kahuana2005-08-15 21:10:16
If you say "One final thing..." by Illiad2005-08-15 18:06:10
  So opening a conversation with "And in conclusion" by kahuana2005-08-15 20:35:17
  One more thing by DesertRat662005-08-15 19:00:03
    **Hands Illiad the Cluebat** by NemoHac2005-08-15 19:04:57
      Illiad with a Cluebat vs. DR66 and by shorty822005-08-15 19:06:47
        I'm not sure that by zelda2005-08-15 19:30:46
        Have you considered the UFies decending on by NemoHac2005-08-15 19:24:34
          I dunno by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
          s/decending/descending/ (n/t) by NemoHac2005-08-15 19:25:16
  You need to stop talking to that person. by Myke2005-08-15 18:16:14
  Sounds good to me. (n/t) by snate2005-08-15 18:11:07
  Not at all by fitzso2005-08-15 18:09:04
From the Inbox: Ending the Iraq mess by merlin2005-08-15 17:41:25
  I think all it takes is No. 5 ... by maximumbob2005-08-15 18:13:37
    I think you're right ;) (n/t) by merlin2005-08-15 18:18:37
any minute now... any minute now... by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Keeping the current job is the responsible thing by hadji2005-08-15 19:42:10
  Good luck by mvasquez2005-08-15 17:46:34
  {{{SnappingTurtle}}} by Reddy2005-08-15 17:45:09
Anyone know of a good text to binary converter? by pi in binary2005-08-15 17:08:31
  Need more info. by ManiacJoe2005-08-15 17:15:28
    Oops, by pi in binary2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Not quite standalone, but by hobbs2005-08-15 18:55:02
      All it does is by ManiacJoe2005-08-15 17:35:04
        Meh... by pi in binary2005-08-15 17:42:56
          That one can be downloaded by NemoHac2005-08-15 17:46:12
            Wow... by pi in binary2005-08-15 18:30:17
              I downloaded the same one ages ago.... by NemoHac2005-08-15 18:56:38
                But to be verbose did you send it as: by kahuana2005-08-15 20:33:31
Needing --UF ET-- Soldiers!!!! (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2005-08-15 17:01:02
  You beat me to it! Joining up now. (n/t) by maximumbob2005-08-15 17:02:42
Foiling the Saudi Religious Police... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I love it. by snate2005-08-15 17:37:27
  I am going to show that to the CEO of the by classic_jon2005-08-15 17:20:19
  That is so funny! Good for them... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 17:00:22
Wonderful, my wife has been given her notice @w**k by talon07202005-08-15 16:54:14
  All changes are opportunities! by Kickstart2005-08-15 17:20:46
    This was the first job she had in a while that she by talon07202005-08-15 21:47:31
  Oh jeez, Talon0720 by moongoddess2005-08-15 17:18:12
  I'm sorry -- that's not easy to bear. (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2005-08-15 17:17:14
AMD X2 3800+, 4400+ by dennismv2005-08-15 16:49:47
  nothing changed by dennismv2005-08-15 18:09:28
August 15th, and it is a blazing 8 degrees celsius by theanomaly2005-08-15 16:46:11
  My Gawd you must be either in Toxic's backyard or by hieraco2005-08-15 17:19:59
    I've seen the Edmonton ski hill. You have 12 by Techi8702005-08-15 19:50:18
      LOL o.k. you win. I'd rather be in Calgary as well (n/t) by hieraco2005-08-16 03:46:21
  Your diary says you're in Edmonton by watsondog2005-08-15 16:59:32
  8 degrees?!?!?!?!?! where do you live? (n/t) by rogue19712005-08-15 16:56:38
Man, I am just loving Google's spell checker by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  mozilla/firefox has had that for ages by Freakazoid2005-08-15 17:22:38
  Putt knot yore trussed inn spill chequers! by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Those are all real words. by pi in binary2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Exactly, that's the point (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-08-15 16:57:26
    I still miss the dictionary.com lookup by Concept2005-08-15 16:52:02
      Get the Google Deskbar by maximumbob2005-08-15 17:02:13
        Thanks, I'll check it out! (n/t) by Concept2005-08-15 18:54:40
<br/> by SnappingTurtle2005-08-15 16:21:48
  I've used <br /> here with no problem. by snate2005-08-15 16:47:26
    The space is not required for an XML user-agent. by bwkaz2005-08-15 18:05:00
  Use <br />. It's the xhtml tag. by NemoHac2005-08-15 16:45:17
    I'm so ashamed by SnappingTurtle2005-08-15 17:24:23
  I second that (n/t) by Nessalc2005-08-15 16:31:03
Wisdom in the non HTML version of spam by MikeCDN2005-08-15 16:13:48
  Riiiiiiight! (n/t) by rogue19712005-08-15 16:16:54
Awwwww....My daughter just told me by thread_killer2005-08-15 16:01:45
  That's one cool kid you've got there. by farfalla2005-08-15 16:43:58
  Do you plan to have a menarche celebration? by SnappingTurtle2005-08-15 16:16:37
    What my mother said to me at that time... by esbita2005-08-15 18:11:33
      That's nice by fitzso2005-08-15 18:18:25
    What an excellent idea. by farfalla2005-08-15 16:46:33
      I think that all I got by fitzso2005-08-15 17:12:50
        Considering how worldly my mother isn't... by farfalla2005-08-15 17:13:39
          How worldly does she need to be... by SnappingTurtle2005-08-15 17:14:50
            To understand? Very little. by farfalla2005-08-15 17:21:25
            Well by fitzso2005-08-15 17:18:57
              Meh. It's never bothered me very much. by farfalla2005-08-15 17:22:36
                I don't by fitzso2005-08-15 17:31:03
  You know what's next... by DesertRat662005-08-15 16:03:59
    The boys will have to get to the front door first by thread_killer2005-08-15 16:08:04
      This is where I think I could make a killing. by Illiad2005-08-15 16:23:20
        Except for the sign, I already have all of it by thread_killer2005-08-15 16:55:09
          Ive seen guys at the range using the 1100m mound by astro-g2005-08-15 19:42:59
            Okay, did this thread by zelda2005-08-15 20:05:15
        You would make a killing? by AndyA2005-08-15 16:48:58
        ROFLMAO by fitzso2005-08-15 16:42:14
      Somehow by DesertRat662005-08-15 16:11:55
  Wow... I NEVER would have told my dad by fitzso2005-08-15 16:03:23
    I can understand not wanting to tell your dad, but by hadji2005-08-15 16:10:11
      Did you tell your dad when you started by hieraco2005-08-15 16:28:44
        I thought about that, but wet dreams aren't part by hadji2005-08-15 17:50:36
        Oh dear... by fitzso2005-08-15 16:33:20
      embarassement mostly by rogue19712005-08-15 16:12:08
        Same here! (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-08-15 16:21:32
        Feel free to tell me if my questions by hadji2005-08-15 16:18:28
          I was embarrassed a bit by fitzso2005-08-15 16:21:59
            That about sums it up. by zelda2005-08-15 17:46:12
              It's something you really can't explain, either. (n/t) by fitzso2005-08-15 17:49:07
            I was the very picture of apathy by farfalla2005-08-15 16:45:10
              LOL (n/t) by fitzso2005-08-15 17:11:43
    She just turned 11 (n/t) by thread_killer2005-08-15 16:08:40
      Wow, that's pretty young. by zelda2005-08-15 16:52:13
        According to WebMD it's not. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
          Gah by fitzso2005-08-15 17:16:44
            I've seen assertions that it's changing. by zelda2005-08-15 17:37:16
              It varies by race, too. by esbita2005-08-15 18:25:39
                It also starts later if you have a closer relation by hej2005-08-16 00:37:55
              What I really dont understand is by rogue19712005-08-15 17:42:33
                I agree by fitzso2005-08-15 17:45:20
            Me, too. by Nea2005-08-15 17:34:55
      Congratulations on... by SnappingTurtle2005-08-15 16:23:58
        Well, it was kind of akward by thread_killer2005-08-15 17:00:47
          Dad's aren't supposed to be cool by SnappingTurtle2005-08-15 17:08:18
            s/Dad's/Dads/ (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-08-15 17:09:20
              Wow you are old school so impressed (n/t) by JamesAguilar2005-08-15 19:15:51
                Old school? He's only fixing a gammar mistake by shorty822005-08-15 19:23:08
                  Shorty, have you seen by zelda2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    No I haven't, thanks. (n/t) by shorty822005-08-15 20:10:03
          Could be much worse, t_k. :) by farfalla2005-08-15 17:05:51
          I disagree by fitzso2005-08-15 17:05:44
            My dad would have been mortified. by farfalla2005-08-15 17:08:16
              My dad's pretty battered, too by fitzso2005-08-15 17:15:09
        Seconded! by fitzso2005-08-15 16:29:36
I can't stop staring at my arms by rogue19712005-08-15 15:58:09
  You'll also have to get rid of that clown nose. by ihope1272005-08-15 18:21:02
  Use sun screen anyway. by tompaine2005-08-15 16:20:06
    im young and live in the ozone deprived southern by astro-g2005-08-15 19:47:44
    "Slip slap slop" needs to be spread, yes. by Esteis2005-08-15 16:37:16
    yeah I do use sun screen ... by rogue19712005-08-15 16:22:45
      I was swimming yesterday without it by MikeCDN2005-08-15 16:26:56
  You mean that you aren't already? (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 16:00:52
    nope just drop unconscious gorgeous :oP (n/t) by rogue19712005-08-15 16:03:34
Mmmmmm panzerotti by rogue19712005-08-15 15:14:02
  Hmmmmmmmmm Paparattzi by hieraco2005-08-15 15:45:01
  I need to play W:ET less. I read "Mmmmmm panzer", by eric3_141592005-08-15 15:20:08
    I want to play it more. (n/t) by fitzso2005-08-15 15:41:22
  The lunch so nice she described it twice (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-08-15 15:16:19
<Deleted><Deleted>2005-08-15 15:59:12
  Moderated (double post) (n/t) by Arachnid2005-08-15 15:59:30
  MODS! double post by rogue19712005-08-15 15:15:31
Surprisingly good games by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Be careful with Elite. by vetitice2005-08-15 17:07:53
    I used to play Elite on my C64 ! (n/t) by Tully2005-08-15 17:27:15
      Well, if you believe Ian Bell by vetitice2005-08-15 17:46:46
    I really wish (doubtful) by Kickstart2005-08-15 17:22:51
Penguins! Attention! by Esteis2005-08-15 15:05:06
  Penguins! March! (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-08-15 21:50:50
  Penguin Mom says... by gurgeh2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I would but ... by rogue19712005-08-15 15:07:34
    My tux is at the cleaners, could we march by moongoddess2005-08-15 15:09:19
      Cleaners? by zelda2005-08-15 16:49:38
        with zero? or sub zero? (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 17:03:12
There's a lonely guy on the Beach, by klaranth2005-08-15 15:04:40
Haven't changed my hair since January by rogue19712005-08-15 15:02:39
  Me either by fitzso2005-08-15 15:05:55
    hallo fitzso! by spiffikins2006-11-19 12:55:59
      So I see.... by fitzso2005-08-15 15:44:43
        Oh dear... Remedy by DesertRat662005-08-15 16:16:28
So I wanted to run an errand earlier, but I was in by hadji2005-08-15 14:43:58
  Sleep well, by Esteis2005-08-15 15:21:38
Pro or Con on Belkin Omniview KVM? by Tully2005-08-15 14:30:24
  Good experience w/ Belkin by mvasquez2005-08-15 17:43:19
  My personal experience says con. by hadji2005-08-15 16:12:37
    Any suggestions on what brand/model to get? (n/t) by Tully2005-08-15 17:14:30
    I have to agree with hadji, The two belkin by classic_jon2005-08-15 17:09:50
Migraine. Migraine. Migraine. by Bastetsmuse2005-08-15 14:28:30
  {{{basteysmuse}}} here you go.... by Electric Storm2006-11-19 12:55:59
    s/basteymuse/bastetmuse (n/t) by Electric Storm2005-08-16 02:18:58
  No, nothing more needs to be said by thread_killer2005-08-15 16:09:59
  {{{bastetsmuse}}} by Spud312005-08-15 15:10:34
  I'm impressed by the fact that you can...... by andrimner2005-08-15 14:36:35
    My doctor tells me I have an UNUSUALLY by Bastetsmuse2005-08-15 15:22:01
      And in a pinch, you can get these thin by webishop2005-08-15 16:16:20
    Yeah, me too by Kickstart2005-08-15 14:38:51
      I get really cool designs by watsondog2005-08-15 14:53:04
        I get shiny spots and nausea by rogue19712005-08-15 15:00:06
      I hear you there...I don't get the headaches, by webishop2005-08-15 14:50:54
        mm i get something like that by astro-g2005-08-15 20:06:17
  *stands behind Bastetsmuse, slowly massaging her by klaranth2005-08-15 14:34:45
Multiple TCP/IP profiles in WinXP Pro? by Myke2005-08-15 13:57:08
  You might be able to do this via login script by Peace_man2005-08-15 14:30:37
    Login script implies domain. by mykE2005-08-15 14:40:02
      if OS = win2000/xp/2003 then by peired2005-08-15 16:24:57
        I'd argue by Myke2005-08-15 18:14:51
  Um any reason he can't... by DevinUll2005-08-15 14:27:59
    I don't follow by mykE2005-08-15 14:41:56
Travel in the North is an objective, not a plan... by toxin2005-08-15 13:53:16
  Two weeks in Norman Wells by watsondog2005-08-15 14:53:55
  Fun by Lady-Luna2005-08-15 14:31:11
I feel sorry for the 2 IT guys in the building. by Techi8702005-08-15 13:50:24
  How did that happen? by Bastetsmuse2005-08-15 14:27:01
    Haven't heard how it got in yet. Just that it by Techi8702005-08-15 14:41:35
      No backup images? No recent backups of user data? by peired2005-08-15 16:35:02
With the kind cooperation of the Federation forces by LionsPhil2005-08-15 13:26:16
  I should really feeds you all dog (n/t) by Llyr2005-08-15 14:04:39
    I should really feeds you all PANTS! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-08-15 14:17:06
      These are not my pants! (n/t) by bwkaz2005-08-15 14:35:38
  That's... impossible! by Shadowclaw2005-08-15 13:47:34
    We thank you for your kind cooperation. by LionsPhil2005-08-15 14:16:44
      Captain... by Shadowclaw2005-08-15 15:39:30
        (Okay, I'll do it) by Shadowclaw2005-08-15 17:40:57
      Oh, I think I'm safe enough by Bastetsmuse2005-08-15 14:27:54
  Babylon Catnip - our best - last hope (n/t) by hieraco2005-08-15 13:45:52
  All of your base are belong to Cats? (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 13:28:15
Speaking of earworms... by tnglives2005-08-15 13:14:11
Gratuitious pants-quote: by Esteis2005-08-15 12:53:33
  *sings* You've heard of several kinds of pants by Esteis2005-08-15 15:17:04
    Here's one I recently tossed up in the carribean by NemoHac2005-08-15 15:18:55
      Let me go on, big pants I know you're the one. by Esteis2005-08-15 16:26:03
      Every pants are sacred, every pants devine... (n/t by moongoddess2005-08-15 16:03:15
        Sit on my pants, and tell me that you love me! (n/ (n/t) by Esteis2005-08-15 16:23:18
  These are not the pant's you're looking for... by moongoddess2005-08-15 15:12:03
  The Princess Bride by TheGM2005-08-15 15:04:27
    Considering that other PANTS threads have been by eric3_141592005-08-15 15:16:06
  Why, are they brown? (n/t) by crankshaft-jr2005-08-15 14:31:29
    Eh? Where's that from? (n/t) by Esteis2005-08-15 15:00:38
  "Mamma always said, Life is like a box of pant" ( (n/t) by hieraco2005-08-15 14:23:58
  If you had a pair of pants and lost one by hieraco2005-08-15 13:44:49
  Star Trek by theanomaly2005-08-15 13:44:09
    TNG by NemoHac2005-08-15 14:49:18
      s/goes/does/ (n/t) by NemoHac2005-08-15 14:49:39
  In Xanadu did Kubla Khan, by Esteis2005-08-15 13:31:53
    In a similar vein: "Call me Pants." (n/t) by Esteis2005-08-15 13:35:28
      Imagine a boot stomping on a pair of pants forever (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 13:39:04
        Happy pants are all alike, but each unhappy pair by Esteis2005-08-15 14:32:52
          *applause* by farfalla2005-08-15 15:28:11
            *applause* by Esteis2005-08-15 15:29:06
  Never give up! Never Pants! (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 13:21:25
    F10 F10 F10 (n/t) by demonhedge2005-08-15 13:35:38
      F10 F10 F10? (n/t) by Esteis2005-08-15 13:37:43
        Enemy in disguise by demonhedge2005-08-15 13:43:59
          v10? (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-08-15 13:52:21
            v51! (n/t) by hieraco2005-08-15 14:20:22
              v57 (n/t) by langly2005-08-15 14:22:36
                I am going to find a way to make "vwtf" work. (n/t by eric3_141592005-08-15 15:17:11
  YOU WERE THE CHOSEN PANTS! by LionsPhil2005-08-15 13:18:12
    More Star Wars? by jermschmitt2005-08-15 13:28:13
      And more... From a new hope by moongoddess2005-08-15 13:29:45
    <whine>You're in my pants... torturing me.</whine> (n/t) by tnglives2005-08-15 13:20:16
  Big: by moongoddess2005-08-15 13:05:12
  The holy pants grenade of Antioch! (n/t) by tnglives2005-08-15 12:59:46
  Now go away or I will taunt you a second time! (n/t) by rogue19712005-08-15 12:59:14
    Heya! by Esteis2005-08-15 13:00:21
      back from vacation and back 2 work by rogue19712005-08-15 13:06:41
        Oh yes, I did. by Esteis2005-08-15 13:09:08
          sent the cat and baby to a photo contest (n/t) by rogue19712005-08-15 13:12:21
  The Matrix: by TheGM2005-08-15 12:57:16
    Batman: by Havoc2005-08-15 13:00:17
      StarCraft by TheGM2005-08-15 13:02:10
        Starcraft #2 by theanomaly2005-08-15 13:07:03
          As opposed to by tnglives2005-08-15 13:08:32
            As opposed to by theanomaly2005-08-15 13:17:17
              As opposed to by TheGM2005-08-15 13:22:40
                As opposed to by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
W:ET in like 15 or so? i've got about a half hour, by cybergeek2005-08-15 12:39:00
  I'll be there ... 12.55 Board time by klaranth2005-08-15 12:48:45
What is a fair price to ask? by da-gimp2005-08-15 12:33:41
  <pinky to lips> 1Million dollars...Mwahahahaha ;) (n/t) by classic_jon2005-08-15 12:53:34
    I considered that. by da-gimp2005-08-15 12:56:50
      For the time, $50-$75 per hour. For the miles, by merlin2005-08-15 13:00:10
        That sounds about right. by da-gimp2005-08-15 13:01:28
          Bah, no. I fell off the wagon about 2 months ago. by merlin2005-08-15 13:04:24
            aw merlin, that's a shame... by moongoddess2005-08-15 13:07:59
            And you had me by a week! by da-gimp2005-08-15 13:06:03
              daggummit by DevinUll2005-08-15 13:58:13
                It's something like $10CDN/25 pack in Canada (n/t) by Techi8702005-08-15 14:58:52
                  whew, what part... 9 ish in Toronto. (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 15:10:59
Bware the infant of mass destruction! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Had it been any country other than US... by Khaar2005-08-15 13:55:15
    Yeah it's called by DesertRat662005-08-15 14:03:11
  Can't win . . . by hyzenthlay2005-08-15 13:18:46
    Can you say "Catch 22"... Good I knew you could. by DevinUll2005-08-15 14:12:56
      All -I- want is a little common sense by Kickstart2005-08-15 14:27:19
      and be rather fun, abeit chilly. (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 14:16:08
  These lists must be zealously and rigorously by Peace_man2005-08-15 12:48:39
    Extremist! by tnglives2005-08-15 12:55:43
  Well, they're single, by LionsPhil2005-08-15 12:36:51
  Could be a "biological weapon" by esbita2005-08-15 12:32:51
    Projectile diarrhea? (n/t) by lab rat2005-08-15 14:21:32
    There must be treaties against that! (n/t) by TheGM2005-08-15 13:47:17
When I'm a-walkin' I strut my stuff (n/t) by Llyr2005-08-15 12:25:18
  Blast you Llyr ;P...(roots around for Violent by classic_jon2005-08-15 12:52:02
  Does anyone else hear the distinctive drum beat? ( (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 12:41:34
    Sorry, that was me.... by da-gimp2005-08-15 12:44:48
      :D by Llyr2005-08-15 12:46:43
      There are worse earworms to have... by moongoddess2005-08-15 12:46:42
  And I'm so strung out (n/t) by da-gimp2005-08-15 12:31:31
    I'm high as a kite... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 12:35:18
      and I just might stop 'n check you out.... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 12:35:45
        Let me go on like I blister in the sun (n/t) by da-gimp2005-08-15 12:39:33
          Let me go on, big hands I know you're the one... ( (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 12:40:37
  care to explain? (n/t) by thetree2005-08-15 12:29:09
    google: by cybergeek2005-08-15 12:39:38
if(norsk == TRUE){ IBdiploma = FALSE;} by thetree2005-08-15 12:11:05
  btw, diary needed (n/t) by langly2005-08-15 12:50:15
  You could always ask Krikkert for help. (n/t) by klaranth2005-08-15 12:17:37
    It's "krikkert", IIRC. I met him today, by the way by Esteis2005-08-15 12:21:21
      Yes, The Hague is a fun town to be in. :) by klaranth2005-08-15 13:36:19
        Capitalisation matters, to him. by Esteis2005-08-15 14:30:52
  Did you even read the comic? by tnglives2005-08-15 12:15:18
    I did; I know (n/t) by thetree2005-08-15 12:16:49
  norsk = norwegian class (n/t) by thetree2005-08-15 12:15:14
    SL or HL? by tnglives2005-08-15 12:17:27
      SL norwegian... ugh by thetree2005-08-15 12:21:26
  hey, I resent that by langly2005-08-15 12:15:07
    well... by thetree2005-08-15 12:19:20
Attn: hieraco by Spisefisken2005-08-15 11:43:27
  Once I pay off my Ebay purchases I'll be getting by hieraco2005-08-15 13:07:29
  I figured it was well worth the $15 I paid. (n/t) by Techi8702005-08-15 12:02:56
    I also (n/t) by Iarann2005-08-15 12:54:10
The funniest thing I've read today. (Sorry Illiad) by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Heh..the id (in the URL) for that one is 1337.. (n (n/t) by rorajoey2005-08-15 12:42:50
  That really was Laugh Out Loud funny... by moongoddess2005-08-15 12:38:46
  good one (n/t) by tran2005-08-15 12:31:51
  he he he (n/t) by cybergeek2005-08-15 12:03:44
  I have a friend from Finnland by Ston2005-08-15 12:03:05
    Chalk up another one. by corvus_one2005-08-15 12:07:15
      People who have a lisp often pronounce "s" as "th" by cybergeek2005-08-15 12:17:12
        I got that part.. and I still don't get the joke. by corvus_one2005-08-15 12:55:56
          Thor... sore. by tnglives2005-08-15 12:58:05
            Ahh.. geez. by corvus_one2005-08-15 13:06:54
              I blame a secret society... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 13:17:46
                *sigh* There is no conspiracy. by tnglives2005-08-15 13:24:06
                  F...N...O...R...D...? ? !?!? ??? (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 13:31:31
        Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes. by rorajoey2005-08-15 12:41:47
          "I like citrus, but I don't like pits"? (n/t) by nix2005-08-15 14:52:14
            Without the "t". :> (n/t) by rorajoey2005-08-17 08:11:33
  Bah. Clip-art comics. (n/t) by SuaveRedSalami2005-08-15 11:50:46
    Doesn't mean the joke can't be funny. (n/t) by Esteis2005-08-15 12:02:39
  only got it after the final "yeth" :) (n/t) by shminux2005-08-15 11:44:20
    I think you're only supposed to then. ;-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-08-15 12:25:20
How did I miss Friday's BOFH? by hieraco2005-08-15 11:24:53
  You were SO out by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yup, I suspected so much. I think I was napping. by hieraco2005-08-15 11:41:25
Ah, so now I get it... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nifty. by LionsPhil2005-08-15 12:16:13
  So one could say that the funding for that was by theanomaly2005-08-15 11:38:08
    I'm thinking cell-phone chargers :) by Kickstart2005-08-15 11:39:49
      Laptops too. by theanomaly2005-08-15 11:43:19
        Could you use it to liquid cool the laptop too? (n (n/t) by Techi8702005-08-15 12:29:25
          Doubtful. by theanomaly2005-08-15 12:55:59
            Owwwww! by moongoddess2005-08-15 13:14:50
              I had a cat once that gave himself brain freeze by DevinUll2005-08-15 15:14:07
      Hopefully not while it's plugged in. by McNutcase2005-08-15 11:40:56
        What doesn't kill ya only makes you stronger ;) (n (n/t) by theanomaly2005-08-15 11:44:02
          And incapable of having children. (n/t) by tnglives2005-08-15 12:09:14
Domino .... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Tomato sauce (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 13:19:59
Who's really at fault here? by andyz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Why was the next step "police"? by kahuana2005-08-15 20:17:11
  geez .. by volg2005-08-15 14:21:57
  Evil website .... Hang the lot of them (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-08-15 13:40:12
  There's a larger problem here by ixeian2005-08-15 13:30:05
    If they want full use of a laptop, by BloodyViking2005-08-15 14:06:51
      If the school system insists that they use by Peace_man2005-08-15 14:11:05
        Not really. by BloodyViking2005-08-15 14:23:18
          Why should rules agreed on by the school and by Peace_man2005-08-15 14:26:07
            It isn't the way I would have handled it, but by BloodyViking2005-08-15 15:12:59
              Your way would have been more appropriate, by Peace_man2005-08-15 15:17:34
                I would be suprised if that "contract" is.... by RigbyReardon2005-08-15 17:04:13
                No, actually by fitzso2005-08-15 15:40:41
      Agreed. by esbita2005-08-15 14:10:22
        You call it monitoring by ixeian2005-08-15 14:20:34
        so, if $student supplied his/her own machine and by moongoddess2005-08-15 14:14:46
          When you are at school it's different. by esbita2005-08-15 14:26:43
          School network, school rules. by BloodyViking2005-08-15 14:21:09
            I see moongoddess beat me to it by ixeian2005-08-15 14:25:36
              It's both actually. by BloodyViking2005-08-15 15:03:28
            There are very good security reasons for by Peace_man2005-08-15 14:23:28
              Not when the students hack through by BloodyViking2005-08-15 14:26:03
                As I said above by ixeian2005-08-15 14:34:29
                We protect our resources better here. by Peace_man2005-08-15 14:27:25
  Wouldn't taping the password to the back by Havoc2005-08-15 12:57:05
    One would think so, but no. by romandas2005-08-15 13:09:25
      It's hard to say. by RigbyReardon2005-08-15 17:19:39
      It wasn't the first punishment, no. by Peace_man2005-08-15 13:15:24
        While I agree to a point. The schools are not by classic_jon2005-08-15 14:36:15
          I don't see how the parents can be held by Peace_man2005-08-15 14:51:45
            The article never clearly states if they by classic_jon2005-08-15 15:30:47
            It said they were issued the laptops. by BloodyViking2005-08-15 15:26:00
              Which they could have avoided by ixeian2005-08-15 15:33:41
                The control was not inappropriate by BloodyViking2005-08-15 15:40:23
                  You said somewhere else in this post by ixeian2005-08-15 16:13:01
                    And what is so diffrent from my company by demonhedge2005-08-15 16:51:03
  Well, both sides have made mistakes. by aix tom2005-08-15 12:42:03
  Actions have consequences by evil_andy2005-08-15 12:35:17
    It is also wrong to use by Peace_man2005-08-15 12:51:47
    straw man. by cybergeek2005-08-15 12:43:31
      I don't see it as such by evil_andy2005-08-15 14:18:15
      But milder alternatives were tried by demonhedge2005-08-15 12:56:49
        The school exists to teach these kids. by Peace_man2005-08-15 13:17:04
          So the kids learn that breaking the law by demonhedge2005-08-15 13:27:19
            If you call expulsion from school 'no real by Peace_man2005-08-15 13:31:46
              They signed (or had signed on their behalf) by fitzso2005-08-15 14:59:24
                Contract law and felony (criminal) law are ... by RigbyReardon2005-08-15 16:43:46
                They did no property damage, but are being sent by Peace_man2005-08-15 15:13:24
                  Not considering the amount of prior warnings by fitzso2005-08-15 15:26:55
              So, under this reasoning if a student by demonhedge2005-08-15 13:34:57
                We are *specifically* talking about degrees here. by Esteis2005-08-15 13:50:45
                  No, we are talking about whether or not by demonhedge2005-08-15 13:58:26
                    They broke a law meant to protect private by Peace_man2005-08-15 14:09:00
                      How do you know no spyware, malware, or by BloodyViking2005-08-15 14:27:36
                        I would say that these kids are probably by Peace_man2005-08-15 14:35:36
                          The reason for going to the authorities was clear. by BloodyViking2005-08-15 15:16:57
                            So the school's IT department's ineptitude by Peace_man2005-08-15 15:20:26
                              If you have the ring on you and admit you took it, by classic_jon2005-08-15 15:31:52
                The point is, they *didn't.* by esbita2005-08-15 13:45:20
                  They broke the law! by demonhedge2005-08-15 13:50:08
                    5 mph over the limit is not a felony though. by esbita2005-08-15 18:43:19
                    Did they? by RigbyReardon2005-08-15 16:40:10
                      You could reasonably say that (3) by demonhedge2005-08-15 16:44:22
                        The simple act of logging in on a mac... by RigbyReardon2005-08-15 16:52:58
                          And me using my neighbors wireless internet by demonhedge2005-08-15 17:02:52
                            Absolutely, however... by RigbyReardon2005-08-15 17:11:23
  You know, after we broke fortress on our by cybergeek2005-08-15 12:15:42
    But...but...but... I'm 40 and I still laugh at... by moongoddess2005-08-15 12:55:10
    Right. by LionsPhil2005-08-15 12:20:02
  The students and parents, by LionsPhil2005-08-15 11:46:12
    Amen. by theanomaly2005-08-15 11:57:14
  looks like they're learning their lesson the hard by Scragman2005-08-15 11:38:57
  Doesn't a contract signed by a minor have no... by esbita2005-08-15 11:37:07
    True, re: "Who in their right minds..." by theanomaly2005-08-15 11:59:44
      Missed that... by esbita2005-08-15 12:31:48
        On the side note of computers in the classroom by andyz2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I have/read one of the books cited. by esbita2005-08-15 13:16:05
            I won't deny the web's ability to provide material by andyz2005-08-15 14:00:55
              That's never taught, anyway. by esbita2005-08-15 14:08:54
          Using devices that restrict possible actions by tnglives2005-08-15 13:02:57
        Yeah, no doubt. by theanomaly2005-08-15 12:51:09
  Going to the police was definitely over the top. by Peace_man2005-08-15 11:24:51
    From the kids' own website by altordwm2005-08-15 11:47:46
      Did you also read: by Peace_man2005-08-15 12:42:44
  The kids didn't sign by mojo2005-08-15 11:20:53
    "The kids didn't sign" by theanomaly2005-08-15 11:56:13
  So each kid got 600 iBooks? by BloodyViking2005-08-15 11:15:12
    The agreement was between the school and by Peace_man2005-08-15 11:27:31
      If the user agreement states that charges may be.. by romandas2005-08-15 13:00:18
        If it was reported that such was the case, then by Peace_man2005-08-15 13:19:18
    Heh. by andyz2005-08-15 11:19:59
    Cluster my friend, Cluster by langly2005-08-15 11:17:30
      600? Sounds more like a clump than a cluster. (n/ (n/t) by webishop2005-08-15 12:34:31
She's a keeper. by McNutcase2005-08-15 10:58:18
  i still don't understand cricket (n/t) by Nightwind2005-08-15 13:44:04
  Tsk. by LionsPhil2005-08-15 11:54:13
  That's ambiguous. by Esteis2005-08-15 11:46:19
    maybe she is the by langly2005-08-15 14:06:19
  Well buy her some gloves then. by wheresthefish2005-08-15 11:29:06
    After those two catches? by McNutcase2005-08-15 11:35:29
      He certainly redeemed himself today... (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-08-15 11:51:32
  ??? (n/t) by DesertRat662005-08-15 11:00:21
    The cricket. by McNutcase2005-08-15 11:05:01
      Ah by DesertRat662005-08-15 11:07:45
    I'm assuming they're listening to cricket. (n/t) by dodrian2005-08-15 11:03:18
      What other sport can last for 5 days... by AndyA2005-08-15 11:06:15
        No other sport is civilised enough... by McNutcase2005-08-15 11:10:14
      Watching as well. by McNutcase2005-08-15 11:05:45
Back at work after vacation by rogue19712005-08-15 10:54:08
  I already sent that to our help desk section (n/t) by hieraco2005-08-15 11:14:41
I wanna get W:ET in 30 minutes. by klaranth2005-08-15 10:51:59
  Want Yes! by hieraco2005-08-15 11:13:14
More Magnetic Ribbons we'd like to see by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "We Support Ribbon Makers" (n/t) by webishop2005-08-15 10:51:42
    Good one!! (n/t) by lab rat2005-08-15 10:54:24
I just watched Three Days of the Condor by Peace_man2005-08-15 10:47:06
Well, that's the first time I've ever been by moongoddess2005-08-15 10:46:11
  Synthetic meat? by shorty822005-08-15 10:51:44
    What about Stouffer's synthe-meat? (n/t) by lab rat2005-08-15 11:18:50
    when it's all you have... by moongoddess2005-08-15 10:53:07
OK, need help. I have a Dell poweredge that by classic_jon2005-08-15 10:37:16
  Still got any running processes? by Glum_Reaper2005-08-15 11:00:36
    Yep, I can't really take the server down long as by classic_jon2005-08-15 11:35:10
  You mean other than taking a Clue Bat to Dell? (n/ (n/t) by webishop2005-08-15 10:53:55
    I agree, trust me!! We just need to get SP1 to by classic_jon2005-08-15 10:57:07
Contract programming rates by nix2005-08-15 10:34:20
invoke { fitso} by spiffikins2006-11-19 12:55:59
I guess I'm not a geek by Fandango2005-08-15 10:31:31
  I guess I'm not either. by Number_Six2005-08-15 11:05:40
    Have fun by Fandango2005-08-15 11:23:55
Telus Strike / Lock Out by MikeCDN2005-08-15 10:27:56
  Related.... by Kickstart2005-08-15 11:23:18
    Would this be the same chap I know... by Illiad2005-08-15 11:27:38
      Yep, that's him by Kickstart2005-08-15 11:32:30
  Maybe they got some generic strike signs. by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-08-15 11:13:22
  This is where unions fail. by Illiad2005-08-15 11:06:21
    hear, hear! by spiffikins2005-08-15 11:27:17
  Heh. by theanomaly2005-08-15 10:45:36
    What I don't get by MikeCDN2005-08-15 10:48:31
      Well, I get the feeling we aren't supposed to be s by theanomaly2005-08-15 11:00:30
      Are newspapers and TV news all union? by Peace_man2005-08-15 10:57:37
        Last I heard, the union was claiming a lock-out by nix2005-08-15 11:10:57
          Regarding your mom's friend... by Kickstart2005-08-15 11:58:15
          Sounds like there are faults on both sides. by Peace_man2005-08-15 11:31:33
            A plague on both their houses. (n/t) by nix2005-08-15 11:45:15
  I really can't tell the differance by hieraco2005-08-15 10:38:48
    Ooh. Scorch. :) (n/t) by farfalla2005-08-15 10:51:13
    Completly dropped all Telus Services by Rattler2005-08-15 10:47:17
      How is that? by MikeCDN2005-08-15 10:50:00
        Still have my old number. by Rattler2005-08-15 11:53:38
          Bell is Telus with crappier phones by MikeCDN2005-08-15 12:00:20
            Quite a bit further north here by Rattler2005-08-15 12:23:56
  It's not so much offshoring they worry about, by Peace_man2005-08-15 10:35:30
    and hey i respect that by MikeCDN2005-08-15 10:39:56
  "whose answering my calls when I call telus?" by farfalla2005-08-15 10:30:09
    Well whose that cute sounding girl by MikeCDN2005-08-15 10:38:56
Greek plane a flying morgue before the crash? by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That many people losing their lives makes me by Peace_man2005-08-15 10:38:18
    ...I will not paste a toastless joke... (n/t) by webishop2005-08-15 12:42:10
      ..I will not taste a postless joke.. (n/t) by rorajoey2005-08-15 12:52:54
  More fuel for my fear of flying... by esbita2005-08-15 10:33:53
    Because you give up control over where you go. by klaranth2005-08-15 10:57:30
      and when you give up your control to the pilot... by moongoddess2005-08-15 12:58:12
        Nobody ever said fear was rational. by tnglives2005-08-15 13:15:50
      You only think you have control when you drive by watsondog2005-08-15 11:06:31
        I've seen both points... by esbita2005-08-15 11:24:21
        True, but you have zero control when flying by lab rat2005-08-15 11:22:03
  Yeah. by farfalla2005-08-15 10:25:10
    It is so sad. I remember after theValue Jet by lab rat2005-08-15 10:53:50
  I was recently reading this... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
    To me it would make more sense.. by DevinUll2005-08-15 12:00:07
    Yep. Supported by by FractalEdge2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Interesting. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-08-15 12:29:02
Thanks to whoever recommended updating CDex codecs by tnglives2005-08-15 10:04:31
Trojan.Cachecachekit running rampant on the by techi8702005-08-15 10:03:13
  Just finished talking to the local IS service by Techi8702005-08-15 11:02:45
    Never too late. by theanomaly2005-08-15 11:45:49
      I doubt they will be able to track down a single by Techi8702005-08-15 11:59:43
  Well it appears IS just cut off the network by Techi8702005-08-15 10:41:33
  Time to unplug the hubs by MikeCDN2005-08-15 10:08:48
    I've already disconnected two of our main machines by techi8702005-08-15 10:12:19
      cut off Internet =) by babywhizIT2005-08-15 10:15:02
        Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! by corvus_one2005-08-15 10:16:01
          <chops Internet with a hacksaw> (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-08-15 10:55:01
A daily reminder from the LOTGD Green Dragon by LOTGD2006-11-19 12:55:59
Visiting California judge comes to BC by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  No wonder he came to BC. by Peace_man2005-08-15 10:12:54
    :P He's from SoCal. by lucidpsyche2005-08-15 10:17:29
      That makes some sense. Bush is very by Peace_man2005-08-15 10:20:50
        Actually... by VivianC2005-08-15 10:31:12
          I agree with you about abortion. by Ravenlock2005-08-15 11:38:02
            Not really... by VivianC2005-08-15 14:58:14
              That doesn't make them a majority action. by Ravenlock2005-08-15 21:44:55
              Yep by DevinUll2005-08-15 17:11:53
            Well, there's the old joke... by moongoddess2005-08-15 12:51:35
          As long as they don't stomp all over the by Peace_man2005-08-15 10:41:06
            But you see.... by VivianC2005-08-15 14:56:43
              I suspect that it would not be a legally binding by Peace_man2005-08-15 15:11:07
            Hey, I'm middle aged, and I don't feel oppressive. (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 10:48:17
        A most interesting position to take by webishop2005-08-15 10:23:05
          Why should he care about approval ratings? by AndyA2005-08-15 10:28:01
            It's not what Bush worries about. by Peace_man2005-08-15 10:33:55
              Umm Because they are enriching uranium by DesertRat662005-08-15 11:25:31
                Who is Iran paying off? by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Interesting by DesertRat662005-08-15 12:34:15
                  Why, do you mean Dick-Burt Cheney's by webishop2005-08-15 12:07:18
                So who died and made the US the cop of by Peace_man2005-08-15 11:39:24
                  Go back to my original reply by DesertRat662005-08-15 12:36:21
                    And your bias is not???? by Peace_man2005-08-15 12:56:19
                      Didn't go back and read did you? by DesertRat662005-08-15 13:04:11
                        And you seem to think that just because the US by Peace_man2005-08-15 13:10:13
                          Nope didn't go back by DesertRat662005-08-15 13:41:58
                            I did go back. I read and re-read your post. by Peace_man2005-08-15 14:03:54
                              You know, Peace_Man, by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
                              Obviously by DesertRat662005-08-15 15:52:37
                            And do they look like that to you, now? by Ravenlock2005-08-15 13:47:54
                              He wanted to know who made the US the world's by DesertRat662005-08-15 14:09:05
                                No, that was not the implication. by Ravenlock2005-08-15 14:11:22
                                Gee you think? by DesertRat662005-08-15 15:46:24
                                You're right, DR. Mine is English. by Ravenlock2005-08-15 21:40:30
                                maybe if the existing weapons by moongoddess2005-08-15 16:12:27
                                Won't work by DesertRat662005-08-15 16:20:59
                                well, all I know is we cannot continue by moongoddess2005-08-15 16:47:45
                                You're wrong. by DevinUll2005-08-15 17:08:08
                                I'm sorry, I don't buy the whole terrorist by moongoddess2005-08-15 17:14:56
                                Who the f4 said it had to be Islamic terrorists by DevinUll2005-08-15 17:21:25
                                So, by that classification, anyone with access to by moongoddess2005-08-15 17:31:09
                                And what does that have to do with anything?! by DesertRat662005-08-15 18:53:52
                                I tend to get sneered at for my peaceful by moongoddess2005-08-15 20:19:19
                                or for that matter by gibuu2005-08-15 15:58:08
                      Hey! Candu reactors, here in Canada and abroad are by moongoddess2005-08-15 13:03:31
                        Canada doesn't have a history of hiding by DesertRat662005-08-15 13:37:04
                          and if we did? by moongoddess2005-08-15 14:10:17
                            Well there is that pesky non-proliferation treaty by DesertRat662005-08-15 15:48:41
                              Still, I fee that a country, regardless of its by moongoddess2005-08-15 16:08:31
                                Problem is that there is a finite amount of earth by DevinUll2005-08-15 16:42:19
                                It has to stop somewhere first... by moongoddess2005-08-15 16:51:53
                                Simple by DevinUll2005-08-15 17:06:19
                            *Shrug* The U.S. =does= have a history... by Ravenlock2005-08-15 14:14:12
                          I'm not asking you about any justification that by Peace_man2005-08-15 13:55:19
                  The cost is irrelevant... by webishop2005-08-15 12:06:01
  Kudos to that judge... by moongoddess2005-08-15 10:01:54
    If I remember correctly... by lucidpsyche2005-08-15 10:05:59
      Oh? I thought everyone was elected in the US by moongoddess2005-08-15 10:07:15
        Federal Supreme Court judges are appointed by quilting_kitty2005-08-15 10:10:53
Intel Secret - Confidential Document by AndyA2005-08-15 09:49:11
  Since the warning is part of the document, by BloodyViking2005-08-15 13:35:44
  In other words by Jito4632005-08-15 10:38:44
    It is fairly standard. by AndyA2005-08-15 11:02:09
    I'd love to see it on a press release. (n/t) by tnglives2005-08-15 10:42:36
    Intel has made first punch recently? (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-08-15 10:41:52
      Or, rather like MS, "This could be damaging if the by tnglives2005-08-15 10:43:40
:( by theanomaly2005-08-15 09:45:24
  awww by Reddy2005-08-15 09:57:31
  Vibes and white light sending... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 09:52:57
Merge CIRA accounts? by MikeCDN2005-08-15 09:36:25
  I searched for this too by Kickstart2005-08-15 14:30:40
    Dang by MikeCDN2005-08-15 14:55:43
GenCon Indy! Two more days and a wake-up by VivianC2005-08-15 09:27:45
Just got off the phone with my brother by VivianC2005-08-15 09:20:41
If my dad doesn't leave soon, I'm going to go nuts by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Payback! by VivianC2005-08-15 09:22:43
The World Explained.... by FractalEdge2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey! I protest! by ppyo2005-08-15 11:09:19
  *giggles* As far as California goes... by lucidpsyche2005-08-15 09:23:13
  Hah! by imperito2005-08-15 09:12:42
    I liked the California one.. (n/t) by corvus_one2005-08-15 09:13:54
      Yeah, just got there... by imperito2005-08-15 09:17:56
Woe to you, roasted garlic! by Kickstart2005-08-15 08:49:26
  All your garlics belong to us by Imp2005-08-15 09:05:22
    350 degrees for about 40 minutes by Kickstart2005-08-15 09:27:37
      Lower and slower. by esbita2005-08-15 09:58:43
  Garlic is good for your digestion by SnArL2005-08-15 09:02:42
  *Eats a raw garlic clove* :-9 by hadji2005-08-15 08:56:35
  Maybe your disgestive tract is part vampire! (n/t) by Dshade2005-08-15 08:52:03
  Eat all the garlics. by LionsPhil2005-08-15 08:51:21
    I should really feeds you all dog (n/t) by Llyr2005-08-15 11:27:12
      I should really feeds you all GARLICS! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-08-15 13:29:18
If you don't want to do the job yourself by hadji2005-08-15 08:37:27
XP Wireless Networking question: by pecosdave2005-08-15 08:37:23
  Are you using the wireless network right now? by peired2005-08-15 16:44:35
  Your grandparents play video games? by quilting_kitty2005-08-15 08:46:54
    I play Domino's. The pepperoni work as dots, but by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I put Frozen Bubble for Windows on here, by pecosdave2005-08-15 08:49:32
      It's funny to watch Grandpa on Frozen Bubble, by pecosdave2005-08-15 09:01:22
        Oooooh Frozen Bubble! by quilting_kitty2005-08-15 09:12:44
  oh oh, I think I know this one by emlaabs2005-08-15 08:41:40
    Thats all well and good, already had that covered by pecosdave2005-08-15 08:44:07
      Can't really speak for wireless here... by webishop2005-08-15 08:51:18
        Oddly enough, by pecosdave2005-08-15 08:52:46
      oh I misread your question by emlaabs2005-08-15 08:48:03
        Nope, tried that one by pecosdave2005-08-15 08:51:35
AHHHHH Bad day bad daybaddaybadday (n/t) by quilting_kitty2005-08-15 08:17:41
  While my guitar gently weeps.... by webishop2005-08-15 08:32:10
    {{{webishop}}} (n/t) by theanomaly2005-08-15 09:48:27
    {{{{webishop}}}} by Imp2005-08-15 09:09:34
    *comforts* by syren2005-08-15 08:48:07
    {{{webishop}}} by quilting_kitty2005-08-15 08:43:44
  I'll second that. (n/t) by thread_killer2005-08-15 08:19:05
internet exploder question by emlaabs2005-08-15 08:11:07
  Is it a laptop from work? by evil_andy2005-08-15 08:17:27
    nope, for home use only by emlaabs2005-08-15 08:24:42
      Is it possible that by pecosdave2005-08-15 08:39:54
        I did do a scan by emlaabs2005-08-15 08:44:11
          Not a bad idea, by pecosdave2005-08-15 08:58:22
WinXP Home networking questions by emlaabs2005-08-15 08:08:36
  Problem 1 - PING's by Rattler2005-08-15 08:22:10
  Disable all the firewalls, by EvilLionsPhil2005-08-15 08:21:25
  Firewalls. Always firewalls by evil_andy2005-08-15 08:16:36
    didn't think of that by emlaabs2005-08-15 08:23:08
      If you're at all concerned about infection by evil_andy2005-08-15 08:25:18
        did that too :) (n/t) by emlaabs2005-08-15 08:27:11
          So if you disable the firewalls by evil_andy2005-08-15 08:28:40
            didn't have time to try that by emlaabs2005-08-15 08:34:36
              Best to start fresh, too. by webishop2005-08-15 08:39:18
                morning was spent by emlaabs2005-08-15 08:49:58
    Check they're not filtering ICMP Ping packets. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-08-15 08:18:40
Yay! Teh Intarweb works again! by SnArL2005-08-15 08:08:08
  Yknow, I was at sprawlmart last night by Ignis2005-08-15 18:00:59
Hmmmmm re. gmail by purplepineapple2005-08-15 07:53:54
  I give up...sleepy time (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-08-15 08:09:22
R.I.P. ... William Shirlock by Bastetsmuse2005-08-15 07:53:08
  **hugs** by Nightwind2005-08-15 13:22:17
  {{{Bastetsmuse}}} by theanomaly2005-08-15 10:04:01
  Oh Bastetsmuse, My deepest condolences... by moongoddess2005-08-15 09:46:20
  *hugs* You're in my thoughts. (n/t) by lucidpsyche2005-08-15 09:18:34
  {{{{{{{{{{bastetsmuse}}}}}}}}}} (n/t) by nvparrothead2005-08-15 08:27:54
  {{{Bastetsmuse+daughter}}} (n/t) by Iarann2005-08-15 08:12:44
    Thank you. (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2005-08-15 08:21:28
To the guy hovering his helicopter over my office by evil_andy2005-08-15 07:41:28
  There is no helicopter. by rorajoey2005-08-15 13:28:53
    Imagine a boot stomping.... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 13:33:57
  Is it black? (n/t) by DesertRat662005-08-15 07:48:22
    I'm sure it's a white helicopter... (n/t) by webishop2005-08-15 08:24:20
    There are no unmarked black helicopters by evil_andy2005-08-15 07:53:59
      They're all marked in two foot high letters by wheresthefish2005-08-15 08:03:34
        Fnord? by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Heh...I've seen 'em by thread_killer2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Of course not. by LionsPhil2005-08-15 07:57:30
        In black ink, of course. (n/t) by tnglives2005-08-15 07:59:26
      fnord (n/t) by astro-g2005-08-15 07:55:27
  Sorry about that. You've got an usecured AP by thread_killer2005-08-15 07:42:44
    heh - in my mind's eye... by cybergeek2005-08-15 07:45:05
      Wrong subnet :-P (n/t) by evil_andy2005-08-15 07:52:47
        I'll wrong YOUR subnet... *shakes fist* by cybergeek2005-08-15 08:13:44
          Breakfast of champions, right? (n/t) by webishop2005-08-15 08:26:13
            Cold Pizza, and room tempature Beer. by snake2005-08-15 08:36:46
              Isn't that cold chinese food and flat coke? by syren2005-08-15 08:50:37
                "Mountain Dew and donuts - because breakfast is by cybergeek2005-08-15 08:53:50
so i'm about a third of the way through my by cybergeek2005-08-15 07:38:48
UF Ordnance Corner by Ordnance_Corner2005-08-15 07:35:52
  did some shooting this weekend... by Scragman2005-08-15 09:10:39
  In honor of V-J Day by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    What was done to the woodwork on that rifle? (n/t) by crankshaft-jr2005-08-15 10:27:32
      It's a laminated stock by DesertRat662005-08-15 15:57:15
        That is be-autiful! by Feng_Li2005-08-15 16:58:46
    Happy V-J day! by VivianC2005-08-15 08:48:47
    Wow your grand dad worked on the by joecrouse2005-08-15 07:53:56
      Yes he did by DesertRat662005-08-15 07:58:57
        Like I said Tell him (if only in prayers) by joecrouse2005-08-15 08:01:40
          He passed almost ten years ago at 84 by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
            H*lyS4 by Imp2005-08-15 09:12:20
              He was a safety inspector by DesertRat662005-08-15 09:18:02
      not a bad way to go through a war (n/t) by astro-g2005-08-15 07:58:16
Stupid thing I saw in the Newsagent, by fudje2005-08-15 07:10:34
  Where better? by Didactylos2005-08-15 07:35:27
    Nothing beats vim as an editor; nothing! by LionsPhil2005-08-15 07:59:11
      whats wrong with javac? by astro-g2005-08-15 08:00:27
        Eh? by LionsPhil2005-08-15 08:13:39
  Stupid? by wheresthefish2005-08-15 07:34:09
    Maybe 'vexing' is a better word. (n/t) by fudje2005-08-15 08:08:32
      Aww, by LionsPhil2005-08-15 08:15:44
        Microsoft doesn't so why should the rest of us? (n (n/t) by hieraco2005-08-15 10:19:38
          So you admit to OSS fans being just as bad as MS? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-08-15 10:41:30
            My Lawyer says I admit to nothing. by hieraco2005-08-15 11:14:12
Can someone download this for me and email it to by romandas2006-11-19 12:55:59
  But that's a downloader by vampire2005-08-15 07:01:50
    Thanks, that's all I needed. by romandas2005-08-15 07:11:54
  i do it (n/t) by smiler_as2005-08-15 06:59:44
    sent it via hotmail by smiler_as2005-08-15 07:05:07
Need help with a list of demands by thread_killer2005-08-15 06:55:00
  Rule Number One: by cybergeek2005-08-15 06:59:11
    or even down to a+b, with both a bit lower. (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-08-15 07:20:43
General Ad Whine by Iarann2005-08-15 06:25:28
  Turn them off. by Didactylos2005-08-15 06:30:38
The cat's got the cream... by RichLondoner2005-08-15 06:20:01
  So what happened with your roomie? by Peace_man2005-08-15 09:28:57
    Not much... by RichLondoner2005-08-16 02:58:22
  What festival? by McNutcase2005-08-15 06:54:46
    Nope, not Devon... by RichLondoner2005-08-15 07:00:03
  Gratz man! by reshurc2005-08-15 06:48:03
    So do I! by RichLondoner2005-08-15 06:57:16
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Something to distract you from the depressing... by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  The DMCA makes a large part of that essay moot, by tnglives2005-08-15 12:04:47
  *snort* You made me snort! by quilting_kitty2005-08-15 10:51:37
  Is that legit? by DerSarek2005-08-15 05:46:37
    I first found it on his website. by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
      I can vouch. by cybergeek2005-08-15 06:42:07
so, does MS "visual source safe' work the way by astro-g2005-08-15 05:25:26
  Do tell. by LionsPhil2005-08-15 07:23:54
    Put me on the interested list by evil_andy2005-08-15 07:34:16
      Other than the incredibly frequent corruption by Yohimbe2005-08-15 07:45:24
        Other problems by ToLazyToThink2005-08-15 08:08:25
        What are you waiting for: by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ok by evil_andy2005-08-15 07:52:09
          only if you have locking enabled by astro-g2005-08-15 08:05:24
            Locking? How RCS. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-08-15 08:07:13
              File locking is a Good Thing. by wheresthefish2005-08-15 08:32:13
                Depends if you're working with competent people. by LionsPhil2005-08-15 10:31:34
                  That's another point by ToLazyToThink2005-08-15 11:18:47
                    That's a proceedural failure by evil_andy2005-08-15 12:22:01
                      Yes, by LionsPhil2005-08-15 12:36:02
                File Locking is a Bad Thing by ToLazyToThink2005-08-15 08:54:41
                  That's a software management failure, by wheresthefish2005-08-15 09:07:55
  Incredibly bad. by Didactylos2005-08-15 05:26:34
    team foundation server, i think by astro-g2005-08-15 05:29:09
      except that half way through the install procces by astro-g2005-08-15 08:06:44
        They have this knee-jerk kind of thing by webishop2005-08-15 08:34:13
          Except without the knee. (n/t) by tnglives2005-08-15 10:14:35
An appropriate cartoon for me to find on this day. by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh no... by Illiad2005-08-15 12:35:43
  My condolences, for when you have mourned. by Llyr2005-08-15 11:31:00
  My sympathies by Lis772005-08-15 10:02:10
  {{RetiQlum2}} (n/t) by webishop2005-08-15 08:48:05
  {{{RetiQlum2}}} by gibbo_monster2005-08-15 08:20:00
  OT: Did Illiad ever make a cartoon like this.. by romandas2005-08-15 06:03:19
    {{romandas}} by archeobob2005-08-15 14:03:42
      {{archeobob}} by romandas2005-08-16 13:13:34
    {{roamdas}} by archeobob2005-08-15 14:02:10
  {{{RetiQlum2}}} by hadji2005-08-15 05:09:22
  You know how to get in touch with me by thread_killer2005-08-15 05:08:36
    The same goes for me, I'm here should you want me. (n/t) by jayfarm2005-08-15 06:08:15
    Thanks, but it's a Jewish tradition... by RetiQlum22005-08-15 05:36:10
      I wasn't expecting a call today. by thread_killer2005-08-15 06:46:32
      It's a good tradition by Iarann2005-08-15 05:50:30
        From the Talmud: by RetiQlum22005-08-15 06:04:47
          *nods* by Nightwind2005-08-15 13:27:22
          Sits quietly with reti. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-08-15 07:58:17
  You have all the best of wishes I can ever give. by reshurc2005-08-15 05:05:13
  You have all my sympathies, Reti by zeitnot2005-08-15 04:56:18
Why I hate Virginia in August by thread_killer2005-08-15 04:34:20
  Raleigh's about the same by tallastro2005-08-15 06:56:44
  Best bet would have been to run AC by abaron2005-08-15 06:27:33
    You have to be careful by frizzgrig2005-08-15 07:24:15
    Is that why the AC light comes on? by thread_killer2005-08-15 06:49:10
  I used to live in OldTown, Alexandria VA. by astro-g2005-08-15 04:46:59
    Yeah, that's about right by thread_killer2005-08-15 05:05:38
  Do you want to move to New Orleans :-) (n/t) by ideur2005-08-15 04:45:19
Hail Satan! Hail Satan! Hail Satan! Hail Satan! by Arivia2005-08-15 04:14:20
  Heilsa Odhinn (n/t) by TheGM2005-08-15 12:54:22
  Hail sunburn! (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 10:50:02
    Ow, Hail Sunscreen!!! (n/t) by tallastro2005-08-15 11:03:33
  Hail Satin! by tallastro2005-08-15 10:25:42
  Hail Saturn? (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 09:52:16
  Hail Stan! (n/t) by VivianC2005-08-15 08:45:17
  Hail Santa! Hail Santa! (n/t) by romandas2005-08-15 06:01:06
    Snow Santa! Snow Santa! by MatthewDBA2005-08-15 08:06:08
      Snail Hata! Snail Hata! Snail Hata! (n/t) by Dshade2005-08-15 08:49:31
        Quite right. I find escargot rather unpleasant. (n/t) by tnglives2005-08-15 10:19:32
  Hail Satan! by Bellator2005-08-15 05:37:13
    wonderful. by zeitnot2005-08-15 06:37:10
      Genuine belief by Bellator2005-08-15 10:52:01
      I'm sure it's in fun... by firehawk2005-08-15 07:24:20
  that is unwise. by zeitnot2005-08-15 04:47:33
  Thank You for supporting the opposition! (n/t) by Gott2005-08-15 04:19:39
    Happy to oblige. (n/t) by Arivia2005-08-15 04:25:18
  *sprinklesholywater on Arivia* by rogue19712005-08-15 04:15:46
    I have *no* clue what that means. (n/t) by Arivia2005-08-15 04:18:59
      It is latin by ideur2005-08-15 04:21:04
        better translation than mine :o) (n/t) by rogue19712005-08-15 04:22:13
          But Your translation is more what it means :-) by ideur2005-08-15 04:28:39
          Yeah, yours would have given me a glut of Satan in by Arivia2005-08-15 04:24:47
      Return where you came from satan (n/t) by rogue19712005-08-15 04:19:59
    Hey!!!! who stole my spacebar? (n/t) by rogue19712005-08-15 04:16:28
      Spacebar? What spacebar? by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
Home sweet home by rogue19712005-08-15 03:55:34
  Party? What party? by hadji2005-08-15 04:21:16
    *crosses arms, taps foot on the floor* by rogue19712005-08-15 04:31:44
      Uhm... by reshurc2005-08-15 04:54:26
Where's all my Comics! by hieraco2005-08-15 03:41:01
  Comics.com seems fine - ucomics.com is borked. by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  All the comics I read on comics.com by Spisefisken2005-08-15 04:13:59
    There was a message posted on King comics by hieraco2005-08-15 04:29:46
      i get my dose of Garfield directly from by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Foxtrot, however, by LionsPhil2005-08-15 07:33:10
Holy crap was that a good book. by Arivia2005-08-15 03:04:08
  I know, I know, it's serious. (n/t) by kelli2172005-08-15 15:53:01
  Holey Moley by JillSwift2005-08-15 03:21:02
    Heh. by Arivia2005-08-15 03:44:55
    *waves* by themadkansan2005-08-15 03:27:33
The UF Toolbox daily reminder by UF Toolbox2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Feature request for the reply filter by SnappingTurtle2005-08-15 12:28:23
Old Trafford day 5. Game on! by wheresthefish2005-08-15 02:39:11
  Draw. (n/t) by AndyA2005-08-15 11:03:25
    Can't argue that they didn't deserve it. by wheresthefish2005-08-15 11:52:59
      Probably the best result by evil_andy2005-08-15 12:10:06
  Wickets please... by wheresthefish2005-08-15 07:56:29
    Off stump removed by evil_andy2005-08-15 08:12:56
      Ponting next please. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-08-15 08:16:02
        Gillespie will do :-) (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-08-15 08:21:17
          Oh gawd... Warne is in... (n/t) by evil_andy2005-08-15 08:22:06
            We need Warne fairly quickly... (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-08-15 08:51:34
              fairly... quickly... (n/t) by evil_andy2005-08-15 09:13:03
                tick...tock...tick...tock... (n/t) by AndyA2005-08-15 09:16:19
                  I don't think it works anymore... (n/t) by evil_andy2005-08-15 09:17:47
                    Well I did my bit... (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-08-15 11:31:14
  5 down. by Didactylos2005-08-15 06:39:28
    You're telling me by evil_andy2005-08-15 06:53:32
  Gilchrist caught in the gully for four. by wheresthefish2005-08-15 06:39:15
  Can we PLEASE give Jack Russell a nice pressie? by McNutcase2005-08-15 05:12:24
    Well, Martyn has gone by evil_andy2005-08-15 05:32:59
      Did it hit the bat? by Didactylos2005-08-15 05:47:46
      I was going nuts last night. by McNutcase2005-08-15 05:39:14
        There's a cheer (n/t) by evil_andy2005-08-15 06:00:45
          And there's the wicket (n/t) by evil_andy2005-08-15 06:01:07
  Any chance we could take a wicket please? by evil_andy2005-08-15 03:47:59
    Plenty of shouts, by wheresthefish2005-08-15 03:52:26
      That's better. by wheresthefish2005-08-15 03:58:07
      That'll do (n/t) by evil_andy2005-08-15 03:57:42
  :-D (n/t) by Didactylos2005-08-15 02:43:50
It's just not fair!! by Lord_Dolphin2005-08-15 01:40:56
  here's a question for you... by ducimus2005-08-15 02:25:24
    Sure by Lord_Dolphin2005-08-15 02:41:05
      WOW! Excellent info by Electric Storm2005-08-15 03:51:39
        yup :) by Lord_Dolphin2005-08-15 07:18:06
        If the DVD is burning your software, you used the by tnglives2005-08-15 06:33:09
    I heard they were the best CD-R... by Electric Storm2005-08-15 02:39:55
      yeah, Fuji went downhill in a bad way! by Lord_Dolphin2005-08-15 02:43:46
Finance programs by MrTrick2005-08-15 01:27:18
  I use Quicken 2005 on my Mac. by freon2005-08-15 05:26:46
    Similar here...Quicken 2004 for Windows by altordwm2005-08-15 05:34:18
    BTW, $50-$70 for Windows depending on version. (n/t) by freon2005-08-15 05:28:16
  I use GnuCash... by Red_Wolf2005-08-15 02:32:50
  I use a OOo spreadsheet (n/t) by ideur2005-08-15 02:16:57
  Moneydance? by hadji2005-08-15 01:39:38
W:ET I say! by MrTrick2005-08-15 01:17:53
  Give me an hour to take a quick nap. (n/t) by carthax2005-08-15 10:14:13
  Oh, I will. I will. In nine hours time. by klar_at_work2005-08-15 02:19:08
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
A less than perfect weekend by defiler2005-08-15 01:00:47
  Busses by Nitsuj2005-08-15 01:09:35
    quite easy by reshurc2005-08-15 03:27:57
      Cycle lanes by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
        we have that at some intersections here (n/t) by astro-g2005-08-15 05:04:50
    How about city hall moves the stop line by klar_at_work2005-08-15 01:15:09
      The busses in my city by secris2005-08-15 01:19:29
Hi Iliad! by threadjacker2005-08-15 00:57:25
  Thhpppfffft!!! (n/t) by Illiad2005-08-15 01:08:34
    Br*v*, *ll**d! by firehawk2005-08-15 07:29:17
      Translation... by firehawk2005-08-15 07:30:30
hmph... ok, tired now... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 00:50:10
Is it a good time to get AMD 64 X2 4400+ ? by dennismv2005-08-15 00:40:38
  Prices only fall significantly by wheresthefish2005-08-15 01:50:42
    well, there are also by dennismv2005-08-15 08:43:36
    Future proofing much? (n/t) by Arivia2005-08-15 04:16:12
      I have never upgraded a CPU by wheresthefish2005-08-15 04:23:19
        socket A was good for what? 7 years? by astro-g2005-08-15 05:14:34
          Irrelevant by evil_andy2005-08-15 07:13:54
          You're talking to someone who bought slot A by wheresthefish2005-08-15 06:08:47
  RE: Is it a good time to get AMD 64 X2 4400+ ? by shinta2005-08-15 01:35:35
Picture game! by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Beat. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Beat it by tommy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  This trumps yours, i think by moongoddess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    And... by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Continuing up the ladder by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Contain! by threadjacker2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Only one way to deal with that... by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Impressive but I'll take out a dozen of those by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Of course one can always... by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
              Simple. by reshurc2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Take a nap by thread_killer2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Beaten by by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Destroy: by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
              Time to go old skool... by EhreVerriet2006-11-19 12:55:59
Can I ask a favour of my fellow Ufies? by moongoddess2005-08-15 00:30:10
  I hope to recive a copy... (n/t) by Nightwind2005-08-15 13:16:53
    or a hefty discount? by moongoddess2005-08-15 13:37:26
  sounds like Team America (n/t) by ducimus2005-08-15 02:31:22
    Really? I must change all of that immediatily... by moongoddess2005-08-15 10:52:09
  Sure... by salix2005-08-15 00:59:48
    More... by salix2005-08-15 01:23:32
      Difference between alone and lonely. by hadji2005-08-15 01:29:56
        Well of course, by salix2005-08-15 01:52:33
  If you're shopping it to publishers... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
    more of an agent proposal... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 00:56:27
  Okay, two things. by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-08-15 00:46:54
    yeas all round... by moongoddess2005-08-15 00:55:23
  I think the first paragraph could be a bit more by hadji2005-08-15 00:43:08
    Yeah, that hook needs sharpening... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-08-15 00:57:03
      half-formed thought by hadji2005-08-15 00:59:12
        Maybe something like this? by hadji2005-08-15 01:24:58
Comment Board Trivia by count_02005-08-15 00:12:17
  No answer but... by akela512006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by syren2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Lunch - something for non-kids by Reddy2005-08-15 09:54:49
  What would I like? by esbita2005-08-15 06:45:16
    *serves* by syren2005-08-15 07:00:24
  Morning to all! :) by Electric Storm2005-08-15 02:43:58
    Morning sweetie :) by syren2005-08-15 02:48:17
      Wasn't really concerned... by Electric Storm2005-08-15 03:47:05
        Yes - get you to bed. by syren2005-08-15 03:48:45
  Birthday cake for everybody by stacato2005-08-15 02:06:52
    Happy Boozeday! by ideur2005-08-15 02:49:46
      bubbly booze by stacato2005-08-15 03:05:50
        Remember: by ideur2005-08-15 04:40:04
    Woohoo! *rises pot* by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 02:42:20
    *serves a huge birthday cake* by syren2005-08-15 02:14:11
      *grabs a part of the cake* by stacato2005-08-15 02:45:05
        *hastily wipes cake crumbles from mouth* by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 03:09:28
        Easy tiger... by syren2005-08-15 02:47:01
          eh ?! o_0 by stacato2005-08-15 03:04:43
            *is shocked and hurt* by syren2005-08-15 03:09:51
              Oh my... by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 03:18:19
                *gives all the muffins to roger* by syren2005-08-15 03:23:19
                  Oh, thanks, that's nice, but by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 03:29:15
                    You did ask for them... by syren2005-08-15 03:34:28
                      :) (n/t) by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 03:41:59
              but but but ... it's not only bday but anniversary by stacato2005-08-15 03:13:53
                To get your cake back, by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 03:23:34
                No...you can't just by syren2005-08-15 03:20:40
                  oh great. no love for stacato by stacato2005-08-15 03:24:49
                    Hey! by syren2005-08-15 03:27:05
                      Okay, i've thought about it by syren2005-08-15 03:36:25
      *ogles cake* by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 02:40:03
        *sneaks roger a piece from the back* by syren2005-08-15 02:45:52
          *savours* Yummy, tasty! (n/t) by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 02:59:32
  well I would like my shift to end.. by RoyIreson2005-08-15 01:58:31
    *serves* by syren2005-08-15 02:12:41
      meh, considering its my friday, i guess its by RoyIreson2005-08-15 02:36:33
        Doesn't it feel like that every week though?? by syren2005-08-15 02:39:47
          some weeks are good by RoyIreson2005-08-15 02:50:08
            *hopes the last 4 hours go fast for you* by syren2005-08-15 02:58:43
              thanks! I'll certainly try (n/t) by RoyIreson2005-08-15 03:26:01
  Yawn, a milky tea for an author trying to by moongoddess2005-08-15 00:34:53
    *Serves tea* by syren2005-08-15 00:44:10
      oh, i don't know... by moongoddess2005-08-15 00:49:26
        *checks the stock room* by syren2005-08-15 00:58:19
          mmm cookies, pity about the low stock of by moongoddess2005-08-15 09:59:40
  Morning... *huge yawn* by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 00:25:24
    *serves GAP* by syren2005-08-15 00:33:13
      *wakes up again* by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 01:45:04
        *refills GAP pot* by syren2005-08-15 02:11:09
          Uhm... by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 02:35:15
            ...I think it's too much of a monday for this. by syren2005-08-15 02:44:53
              Difficult choice. by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 03:09:00
  Good Morning! by treehugger2005-08-15 00:16:35
    *serves BAS* by syren2005-08-15 00:32:54
SURVEY: Anyone else drive a diesel vehicle? by firehawk2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I get 24-30 in a 20 year old 6 cyl. by joecrouse2005-08-15 08:07:07
  Isn't biodiesel impractical for cold weather? by esbita2005-08-15 06:52:09
    Actually... by firehawk2005-08-15 07:17:30
  Not yet, but I would like one. by nitpickin2005-08-15 06:29:35
    Very cool... by firehawk2005-08-15 07:20:16
  nope. by rhinobird2005-08-15 00:58:27
    worse gas guzzler here... by EhreVerriet2005-08-15 03:46:10
      Got you beaten there... by reshurc2005-08-15 03:54:37
        clarification by reshurc2005-08-15 03:55:13
          if I'm gonna go for that big a motor... by EhreVerriet2005-08-15 04:03:27
            uhm, you know what? by reshurc2005-08-15 04:51:14
    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! by firehawk2005-08-15 01:04:24
      Forgot footnote: by firehawk2005-08-15 01:06:21
  So? by salix2005-08-15 00:16:23
    Yes, but I'm not in Europe... by firehawk2005-08-15 00:56:44
Is it just me or does that dot make the by Spisefisken2005-08-15 00:03:29
  It's Canadian. Shouldn't that be "y'eh"? (n/t) by Evil_Minion2005-08-15 03:55:52
  first read "new RC" instead of PC too (n/t) by tommy2005-08-15 00:19:47
    Radio Control? by hieraco2005-08-15 03:13:13
    Me too ('RC'). But read 'YEP', though. (n/t) by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 00:28:34
  YER, it does. :) (n/t) by firehawk2005-08-15 00:08:21
  You're not the only one in thinking that. (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2005-08-15 00:04:22
Translations by Nea2005-08-15 00:01:01
  Nederlands by LourensVeen2005-08-15 07:01:35
  Welsh by rogley2005-08-15 06:00:36
  Dansk / Danish (the real deal ;)) by k2OS2005-08-15 00:16:14
    Huh? by OsteSpiser2006-11-19 12:55:59
      uhm.. by k2OS2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Sidenote by reshurc2005-08-15 03:48:02
          links by k2OS2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Psssst! by ErniePi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Swedish by threadjacker2005-08-15 00:06:49
    I'm not too sure...think it might be something by reshurc2005-08-15 03:52:01
      That looks more like it :) (n/t) by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 06:25:39
    I had to read to the middle until I got it... ;D (n/t) by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 01:37:04
    I didn't know swedish was so easy, ja? (n/t) by shminux2005-08-15 00:12:50
      Ya! by threadjacker2005-08-15 00:13:25
  German by junix2005-08-15 00:05:15
    berlinert / Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 02:15:38
    von tommy by tommy2005-08-15 00:16:24
    by junix by junix2005-08-15 00:15:36
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Can you speak? (n/t) by tompaine2005-08-15 06:46:41
    so--ti--s (n/t) by tnglives2005-08-15 06:58:08
  I am 1. Who am I? (n/t) by Arivia2005-08-15 03:18:26
    True. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2005-08-15 14:30:01
    Number 6? (n/t) by TheGM2005-08-15 05:18:07
    You are one what??? (n/t) by EhreVerriet2005-08-15 03:51:44
  If a train leaves by secris2005-08-15 01:13:16
    Answer by BaruMonkey2005-08-15 01:15:36
      I know the trains was irrelevant by secris2005-08-15 01:22:29
        there are MANY people who do not eat ham... by EhreVerriet2005-08-15 03:51:16
  So... are you skilled? (n/t) by BaruMonkey2005-08-15 01:03:48
  Here's a poorly written one: by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-08-15 00:38:29
    Are we to assume "count" has been defined and/or by rorajoey2005-08-15 07:58:11
  Tell me about... by RunNeoRun2005-08-15 00:11:22
    LART RunNeoRun (humility < 0) (n/t) by shminux2005-08-15 00:14:22
  Suppose we got a DSO of 45 and we would like by klar_at_work2005-08-15 00:04:25
    Kill the speaker of acronyms. (n/t) by tnglives2005-08-15 06:24:52
  Where's the strip? (n/t) by threadjacker2005-08-15 00:00:43
    in L.A. (aka. Sunset Strip)... (n/t) by EhreVerriet2005-08-15 03:48:58
    In Las Vegas (n/t) by ideur2005-08-15 00:03:29
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  mostkidsgotCsbuttheprincipalgaveherOs (n/t) by ideur2005-08-15 00:00:52
    That's really quite scandalous. :) (n/t) by kelli2172005-08-15 16:06:56
      test (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2005-12-07 02:41:24

 

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