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Cartoon for Aug 13, 2005
Strip for Aug 13, 2005
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Flashie Game....where is it? by babywhizIT2005-08-13 23:27:42
  'Nother game! by ihope1272005-08-14 17:09:48
    Oh, and... by ihope1272005-08-14 17:10:48
  Perhaps you are thinking of by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *YAY!* by babywhizIT2005-08-13 23:39:11
      I'm glad. by Llyr2005-08-13 23:41:05
        *grins* Ohh you love it! =) by babywhizIT2005-08-13 23:44:19
          I'm cool like that. :D (n/t) by Llyr2005-08-13 23:52:02
            Stuck on level 13 by Concept2005-08-14 00:01:44
              Stuck on level 22. :/ (n/t) by Llyr2005-08-14 00:03:18
                level 23. :) (n/t) by themadkansan2005-08-14 00:10:19
                  What is the highest anyone has gotten? by babywhizIT2005-08-14 00:54:19
                  Not stuck, but on 18, had to take a TO to haul boy by babywhizIT2005-08-14 00:25:02
                    Stupid Level 25 :x (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-08-14 01:33:18
                      hung up there too, eh? :) (n/t) by themadkansan2005-08-14 02:05:46
How come everybody wanna keep it like the Kaiser? (n/t) by Llyr2005-08-13 23:12:06
  Cause greedy little people in a sea of distress, by theanomaly2005-08-13 23:14:36
  GiveitawaygiveitawayGIVEITAWAYNOW! (n/t) by vermiform2005-08-13 23:14:25
Screenshots!!! by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Two things that should never mix by abaron2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I see your blasphemy. by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'll see your mushroom cloud, by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
    SharpE by theanomaly2005-08-13 23:04:42
      Written in Delphi 6? by Concept2005-08-14 00:14:33
      greater than or equal to.... by cybergeek2005-08-13 23:06:22
        how would it compare to LiteStep, if you tried it? (n/t) by theanomaly2005-08-13 23:07:08
          haven't tried litestep, #E was my first ;-) by cybergeek2005-08-13 23:10:55
            Ahh, ok. by theanomaly2005-08-13 23:12:41
    I see your blackhole and raise you a dashboard by abaron2006-11-19 12:55:59
      TOO MUCH STUFF i like my uncluttered look better. (n/t) by cybergeek2005-08-13 23:01:34
        That's my dashboard, here's my desktop: by abaron2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Mmmm... GT-R R34 Z-Tune... (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-08-13 23:17:57
        That's because you run Windows. (n/t) by Myke2005-08-13 23:02:12
          ...huh? (n/t) by cybergeek2005-08-13 23:02:33
            I agree by Nessalc2005-08-13 23:05:22
    I'll see your black hole, by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
      holy s4. That's a horse of a different color. by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I sneer at your salvation. by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
          I see your logic bomb by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
            I continue the one-up-manship. by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Whups, there's a dupe there. by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
              I see your human silliness by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
                I see your fire. by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  I see your maniacal grin, by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    I'll see your crazier grin by SnArL2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    I see your neck, by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      okay. I see your distraction, by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:23:33
                        crap. by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          I see an popup/ad-laden site that doesn't load. by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            I see your attack dog by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
                              I respond by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                I'm fairly sure the kangaroo would win. HOWEVER, by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                I see the illness. by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                I see the balanced diet, by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                I see a guy about to get stoned. by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                I'll see your unsatisfied customer, by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                I am amused. by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            I see your attack dog, by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
                              I give you a truck by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      I see your break-by-distraction, by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        I withdraw. by Myke2005-08-13 23:35:54
                          I'm not, it's just the first thing that came to mi by cybergeek2005-08-13 23:37:36
                      W...T...F... is that motherboard? o.O by theanomaly2005-08-13 23:30:03
                        I beg by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          Nah. by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
            I see your modern day amusement, by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
              I could one up that, but have no webspace. by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-08-13 23:22:51
                If it is a mere pic, try photobucket.com (n/t) by theanomaly2005-08-13 23:23:37
                  Screenshot by Skippy-ish_Guy2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Heh - love the MS Minute (n/t) by theanomaly2005-08-13 23:32:00
                      2 minutes remaining by Myke2005-08-13 23:34:18
                        I don't know. Two years is a little excessive even by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-08-13 23:41:01
                          2 years is NOTHING. by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
            lmao *saves pic* (n/t) by theanomaly2005-08-13 23:10:41
Stupid wisdom tooth... by cybergeek2005-08-13 22:41:40
  If it hurts too bad, you can try the infant by merlin2005-08-13 22:51:50
    methinks we're looking at an exposed root... by cybergeek2005-08-13 22:54:42
Spent too much money on books today by SnArL2005-08-13 22:21:19
  YKnow, you could invest in *me* by Ignis2005-08-13 22:57:56
    Yeah, and you could always create a diary. by SnArL2005-08-13 23:06:48
mmmm Artichoke..Lemon Pepper Butter... (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-08-13 22:06:30
Chattanooga, TN Ufies? by babywhizIT2005-08-13 21:40:27
You and I are the only difference by Kickstart2005-08-13 21:03:37
  "You're weird" -- Farfalla (n/t) by uplatecoding2005-08-13 21:51:59
    Took her THIS long? by Kickstart2005-08-13 22:02:42
      She was just vocal about it by uplatecoding2005-08-13 22:10:13
  Didn't they get married? (n/t) by hadji2005-08-13 21:04:26
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2005-08-13 21:00:02
  Ouzo, please. (n/t) by lab rat2005-08-13 23:02:59
  3 shots of rum, 2 shots of vodka, 1 of tequila... by Kickstart2005-08-13 21:30:47
    Bar stool? by hadji2005-08-13 21:52:31
      Nah, by dodrian2005-08-13 21:55:06
        *ouch!* (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-08-13 21:55:36
  I'll take a Bucks Fizz. by dodrian2005-08-13 21:20:45
    I'll take a Fuzzy Bellybutton... by babywhizIT2005-08-13 21:42:40
      Oh yeah? by dodrian2005-08-13 21:45:59
        *codes around a lightbulb* by babywhizIT2005-08-13 21:47:48
          I was as much in the dark about that as you were. (n/t) by hadji2005-08-13 21:50:58
            *fires up the server rack with the multicolored by babywhizIT2005-08-13 21:54:43
              What LED you to that conclusion? (n/t) by hadji2005-08-13 21:58:26
                Is there something wrong with his current solution by hieraco2005-08-13 23:18:35
                  Nah, you know hadji - always amped up on puns. (n/ (n/t) by theanomaly2005-08-13 23:24:14
                *groans* =) (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-08-13 21:59:14
Exchange connector for Evolution? by hadji2005-08-13 20:33:53
  The connector is also 2.2.1 (n/t) by hadji2005-08-13 20:38:30
    That's the RPM version, at least. (n/t) by hadji2005-08-13 20:41:42
Too much fruit? by Bastetsmuse2005-08-13 20:19:51
  learn to make wine/brandy? by esbita2005-08-13 20:22:03
    Then what? Throw a party?? by Bastetsmuse2005-08-13 20:23:18
      The wine keeps longer. by esbita2005-08-13 20:27:03
*is impressed with Rollercoaster Tycoon 3* by MrTrick2005-08-13 20:12:14
Global Warming Discrepancies Solved by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Speaking of global warming by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Grabs aerosol deodorant, sprays... (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2005-08-13 20:20:32
  The only genuine controversy left is magnitude. by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 19:57:14
    AAAAUUUUGH!!! (n/t) by Illiad2005-08-13 20:06:26
  And such a mundane answer. by Pic2005-08-13 19:43:02
The Doobies are on right now... by radiowave9112005-08-13 19:26:16
  *sings along* (n/t) by lab rat2005-08-13 19:37:23
    They are into the Encore now... by radiowave9112005-08-13 19:39:10
"You Are Watching NBC" by Myke2005-08-13 18:59:33
  The three note sequence is 'G-E-C' by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
    Something wrong with that link :( (n/t) by Myke2005-08-13 22:29:53
  nope by Reddy2005-08-13 19:03:54
JD, I answered your response from this morning by Evil_Minion2006-11-19 12:55:59
Wheee....lappy... by Arivia2005-08-13 18:33:26
  Mothra? Where's Gojira? (n/t) by tnglives2005-08-13 19:19:59
LOL, Pitr should read BBC by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yessss... Penetrates it, I does! *gollum* by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 18:57:49
Perseid count from last night: by Zandermann2005-08-13 17:32:44
  I saw one, maybe two, by Kithplana2005-08-13 19:36:33
  None...cloudy night... by esbita2005-08-13 18:44:58
  Zero, Zip, Nada by hieraco2005-08-13 17:52:56
    Been really cloudy here in Sweden lately as well.. by Scirocco2005-08-13 18:02:28
      Yeah, here when we get clouds it usualy means 10" by hieraco2005-08-13 23:15:24
Mmmm...banana nut bread. (n/t) by Concept2005-08-13 16:59:52
TEH BUNNY by Llyr2005-08-13 16:38:18
  *bites ear off bunny* by nix2005-08-13 17:54:08
    *eats other ear....* YUM! by Bastetsmuse2005-08-13 17:57:41
      *munches on legs ....* Tasty by klaranth2005-08-13 17:58:55
        * Puts bunny out of it's misery * by radiowave9112005-08-13 18:17:30
          A NEW TEH BUNNY by Llyr2005-08-13 19:25:44
            It reincarnated? (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2005-08-13 20:21:48
              No, it restored from a backup. by tnglives2005-08-13 20:54:46
                *stabs bunny* by babywhizIT2005-08-13 21:57:47
          The bunny, the bunny, woah I ate the bunny... (n/t) by dodrian2005-08-13 18:21:22
            *Googles it and groans* by esbita2005-08-13 21:19:20
              w00t! I win! by dodrian2005-08-13 21:48:12
            Hugh's gonna be SOOOO p***ed! (n/t) by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 18:52:18
              But bunnies are so yummy ;) by radiowave9112005-08-13 19:05:08
hi from my brother's computer by voxwoman2005-08-13 16:01:32
That "QuickTime Alternative" looks a *lot* like... by Khaar2005-08-13 15:46:59
  I just use mplayer, even on win by Freakazoid2005-08-13 17:49:00
  It's more for completeness. by tnglives2005-08-13 16:46:17
    And then get Media Player Classic anyway. by LionsPhil2005-08-13 18:37:40
"Illiad for a day" question by Michiel2005-08-13 15:21:39
  This ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Well, those are just a few, aren't they? by Michiel2005-08-14 01:42:37
my computer is dead by thetree2005-08-13 15:14:29
  How did you eliminate the power supply? by kahuana2005-08-13 16:14:50
    and make sure they are not squishy. (n/t) by Imp2005-08-13 16:21:52
      And that they don't smell like garlic. (n/t) by Llyr2005-08-13 16:25:43
        Or Gralic! (n/t) by McGowan2005-08-13 17:32:56
  Have you checked if the button is still connected? by Llyr2005-08-13 15:45:31
    Also by hobbs2005-08-14 00:35:56
ATTN spud by Blindman2005-08-13 15:02:59
Yeah, I think I screwed up my driver install... by KrakensDen2005-08-13 15:02:42
Ribeye steaks on my BBQ pit:>) by ihavebigpiranha2005-08-13 14:16:40
  My porc chops turned out perfectly. by rook_mtl2005-08-13 14:20:04
    awesome rook, I"ll let ya know by ihavebigpiranha2005-08-13 14:24:20
Bbq'ing some nice thick porc chops by rook_mtl2005-08-13 13:01:55
  mmmm....dead pig.... (n/t) by bioinfo2005-08-13 15:31:28
  Gralic? Is that some ancient creltic seasoning? ( (n/t) by hadji2005-08-13 13:19:11
    Yup. It's Celtic garlic! :) by rook_mtl2005-08-13 14:00:40
  Mmmmm, pork...drooolies</homer> (n/t) by lab rat2005-08-13 13:10:38
Boomies? by themadkansan2005-08-13 12:53:22
  Give me ten minutes, And ill be there :) (n/t) by klaranth2005-08-13 13:23:06
    may join in ~30-45 minutes. (n/t) by cybergeek2005-08-13 13:39:10
      Well, let's say 5.15 EST ? (n/t) by klaranth2005-08-13 13:40:36
        idiot : joining us at 5.15, too ? :) by klaranth2005-08-13 13:49:03
        Aight. by themadkansan2005-08-13 13:45:05
          Make that another hour. by themadkansan2005-08-13 14:25:18
Muaa haa haa haa. 1TB of storage. by kahuana2005-08-13 12:40:39
  Remember when a CD held the whole encyclopedia? by tnglives2005-08-13 17:18:21
  Meh...the video machine at work has 4.7TB by VCA2005-08-13 17:11:41
    My sister and her husband are both... by RetiQlum22005-08-13 17:43:24
      Yes, it is a little low-end for an EMC unit by VCA2005-08-13 19:01:08
  My next system... by mpicklesimer12005-08-13 17:02:09
    Better to stripe the mirrors. by tnglives2005-08-13 17:11:10
      Mirrored first then. by mpicklesimer12005-08-13 18:19:32
  What do you do with all that space (n/t) by normc2005-08-13 15:24:15
    Fill it. Mostly. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2005-08-13 16:10:48
  On my next machine, perhaps. by Concept2005-08-13 15:10:33
  Very nice. by Michiel2005-08-13 14:41:51
  Got anything for the storage impaired? by rook_mtl2005-08-13 13:14:52
    I've got less than that... by mpicklesimer12005-08-13 18:28:28
    Heh. I'm at 81GB total. by tnglives2005-08-13 16:52:32
  *STAB**STAB**STAB**STAB**STAB**STAB**STAB**STAB* (n/t) by freon2005-08-13 13:02:02
Someone feed my mouse please by hieraco2005-08-13 12:23:26
  I used to have that problem... by bioinfo2005-08-13 15:28:52
  I only have that problem with my mice... by Khaar2005-08-13 14:03:37
    The dread symbol Odegra? (n/t) by Imp2005-08-13 17:05:49
    That would explain it. by Llyr2005-08-13 16:09:48
  I have the same problem. by mpicklesimer12005-08-13 13:22:49
  See if it does the same in safe mode. by kahuana2005-08-13 12:34:32
  Mine does that too. by Llyr2005-08-13 12:24:54
    So does mine by cloak2005-08-13 12:41:59
      I wonder if it *is* always up and to the left. by Llyr2005-08-13 15:13:41
Bookstore prices... by Llyr2005-08-13 12:13:07
  If you're in California by notdeadyet2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Here's some web prices. by Llyr2005-08-13 12:22:35
    I prefer my solution... by imperito2005-08-13 12:34:42
      Good call. by Llyr2005-08-13 15:10:51
  You happen to have their ISBN's as well? by klaranth2005-08-13 12:18:53
    Absolutely. by Llyr2005-08-13 12:24:03
      Here's my list by klaranth2005-08-13 12:33:18
        If you want a list of bookstores that have them by klaranth2005-08-13 12:34:38
      By the way - by Llyr2005-08-13 12:25:51
    Some college bookstores cover them. by esbita2005-08-13 12:21:18
      So, those books have no titles ? Only Math #### ? (n/t) by klaranth2005-08-13 12:28:27
        No, they have titles. by Llyr2005-08-13 15:11:36
        You can search, but... by esbita2005-08-13 12:35:20
      That, by the way, is *entirely* unethical. (n/t) by Llyr2005-08-13 12:23:04
Firefox anger. by McGowan2005-08-13 12:03:22
  Wget by oot2005-08-13 12:27:23
  Leave teh computer on and finish your download by hieraco2005-08-13 12:05:34
    Not always practical. by McGowan2005-08-13 12:07:42
      If she thinks that's bad... by mpicklesimer12005-08-13 18:12:59
      I just drilled through the wall to put mine in the by tnglives2005-08-13 16:58:02
        Yeah, mines a little smaller than that by McGowan2005-08-13 17:37:30
      And building a noise reduction cover over it? (n/t by klaranth2005-08-13 12:22:08
        I am thinking about buying a quieter fan. by McGowan2005-08-13 12:47:13
          if by beliar2005-08-13 13:05:05
      No, but you may want to consider by hieraco2005-08-13 12:08:49
        Consider it? by McGowan2005-08-13 12:11:44
FireballMatt - Are you around? by hieraco2005-08-13 12:02:20
New hairdoo by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
  I like it by Reddy2005-08-13 19:00:55
  looks good (n/t) by chaotic2005-08-13 12:59:52
  I think that you have more hair than me by hieraco2005-08-13 12:04:42
  The back looks like it can use some by klaranth2005-08-13 12:00:53
The cute patrol strikes again by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
  Awwwwwww Too cute (n/t) by hieraco2005-08-13 12:07:54
W:ET can use more people. :) (n/t) by klaranth2005-08-13 11:50:18
  I'd say, Sardius is palying with himself by hieraco2005-08-13 12:07:10
  They're on Battery, 7 map campaign by cybergeek2005-08-13 11:57:25
Attn: Illiad by esbita2006-11-19 12:55:59
Combining network connections. by theanomaly2005-08-13 11:04:17
  Network teaming is very possible by Blindman2005-08-13 11:07:56
    Well, I have about 5 spare 3Com cards here. by theanomaly2005-08-13 11:09:31
      Nyetski. He means something other than the by tnglives2005-08-13 11:13:33
        Seems I don't entirely know what I'm talking about by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
          True (re: PCI limits) by theanomaly2005-08-13 11:27:28
        exactly, it's the chipset in the NIC that matters by Blindman2005-08-13 11:19:05
          found it! NIC express by Blindman2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Cool -thx! (n/t) by theanomaly2005-08-13 11:19:30
        Ahh, so SNMP plays into it. by theanomaly2005-08-13 11:19:04
          Not exactly. Just saying that management is a by tnglives2005-08-13 11:26:32
          What 3com chipset is it? (n/t) by Blindman2005-08-13 11:20:31
            3c905b-tx (n/t) by theanomaly2005-08-13 11:23:40
              That is a desktop model by Blindman2005-08-13 11:29:19
My phone just died. by jmaxsohmer2005-08-13 10:38:49
  Perfect! no more telemarketers. (n/t) by hieraco2005-08-13 11:31:41
    I just got a new phone. by jmaxsohmer2005-08-13 17:17:34
For those of us bitter about relationships, by tnglives2005-08-13 10:32:31
  "You give of Pheromones that attracts them" by hieraco2005-08-13 12:15:59
  Can't say I know S*P can you provide a linky by hieraco2005-08-13 11:31:04
    Lots of non-FYOSS langauge by Imp2005-08-13 14:12:14
    Aye, here's an I9K link by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Something Positive by vetitice2005-08-13 11:35:18
  "Do you plan on being involved in all..." Hehe (n/ (n/t) by theanomaly2005-08-13 10:58:48
  heh heh heh..."general rhyming neighborhood" (n/t) by cybergeek2005-08-13 10:40:36
Hey! I gotta jo<BUZZ> by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-08-13 09:31:36
Attn Edmonton Ufies: Reminder about tomorrows meet by techi8702005-08-13 09:18:20
  Woo! More shopping! (n/t) by TechisSO2005-08-13 09:25:55
    Ahh the sweet smell of over heated credit cards by hieraco2005-08-13 11:29:26
Christopher Walken for President! by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I wouldn't by notdeadyet2005-08-13 13:27:16
    Well, by Pic2005-08-13 13:30:18
      Every tyrant in history by nix2005-08-13 15:28:45
  Hmmm... by binkley2005-08-13 10:49:34
    Arnold can't run for President by DesertRat662005-08-13 10:54:58
      Right.. by binkley2005-08-13 10:56:27
  If he can back up those statements... by jmaxsohmer2005-08-13 09:50:19
    Apparently not by vetitice2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Hmm... guess that shows how great textbooks are. ( (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-08-13 17:19:42
  I wouldn't by DesertRat662005-08-13 09:33:31
    I should hope not! by Kickstart2005-08-13 10:33:40
      Woud it be wise for me to do that? by DesertRat662005-08-13 10:52:12
      Besides, by Pic2005-08-13 10:38:34
        You mean when Harrison Ford was in Air Force One? by jmaxsohmer2005-08-13 10:40:26
  Cool by Bellator2005-08-13 09:31:11
Attn: Hieraco, theanomaly you have mail (n/t) by techi8702005-08-13 09:13:35
  no I don't . . well I do but it's not from you. by hieraco2005-08-13 11:24:53
Blessed quiet. by tnglives2005-08-13 09:06:23
*waits impatiently for dryer to finish* by jmaxsohmer2005-08-13 08:41:41
  Grr... our dryer officially sucks. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-08-13 09:41:19
Owie. :( by Llyr2005-08-13 08:09:50
  I hear ya. by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-08-13 09:26:31
  Spend 10 minutes tip-toeing barefoot by oot2005-08-13 08:19:59
  Sounds like you have over streased by joecrouse2005-08-13 08:12:14
September 11, 2001 transcripts by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Clicky 1, 3, 4, and 5 are all the same. (n/t) by shorty822005-08-13 08:36:30
    Hmm, sorry. There are 5 diff. pages. by klaranth2005-08-13 09:19:53
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
I'll be in W:ET looking for new places to trick by klaranth2005-08-13 06:27:20
  Hahahaha! by eric3_141592005-08-13 10:10:40
    Younger brother? (n/t) by klaranth2005-08-13 12:02:30
  let's get to it, I've got all day (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2005-08-13 07:42:40
  If you're still looking, by fudje2005-08-13 07:38:53
    I'll be there now, till 9 ufie time (n/t) by klaranth2005-08-13 08:02:52
Help needed, Wireless ad-hoc network. by McGowan2005-08-13 05:33:53
  Does the PDA claim to support ad-hoc? by jayfarm2005-08-13 06:47:14
    Yeah I just checked. by McGowan2005-08-13 06:58:19
      I couldn't find a decent one, I'll make one later by jayfarm2005-08-13 13:09:37
        Well the situation improved slightly... by McGowan2005-08-13 14:24:57
          Do you have internet connection sharing turned on? by jayfarm2005-08-13 14:47:17
            ICS is turned on. by McGowan2005-08-13 15:09:21
              Couple other things :P by peired2005-08-13 16:09:43
                heh, each has never been rebooted so many times! by McGowan2005-08-13 16:46:56
      See, it's much easier in Linux by fudje2005-08-13 07:48:13
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
I've just been looking at the strip etc by chrisbee2005-08-13 04:16:02
  AFAIK dillo is not storing cookies! by ideur2005-08-13 04:22:01
    Thanks for the info; I'm still learning(n/t) by chrisbee2005-08-13 04:26:58
      If you start Dillo without any options or webpage, by ideur2005-08-13 04:32:20
Eurodisney , near Paris, is closed down by klaranth2005-08-13 04:08:50
  Muhahahahaha...yet another step in my evil by lab rat2005-08-13 09:23:20
  On a similar note: by ideur2005-08-13 04:23:34
    Because you baited them in the first place by moddermonster2006-11-19 12:55:59
*large sigh* by babywhizIT2005-08-13 03:05:31
  Just think... by peired2005-08-13 05:23:22
  IDGI (n/t) by ClosetGeek2005-08-13 04:23:45
    His kid (daughter I assume) had a female friend by shorty822005-08-13 09:19:05
  Put 'em to work around the house by hieraco2005-08-13 03:36:04
    Ohhh yes, I put em to work! =) by babywhizIT2005-08-13 21:27:14
      I was refering to the boys. by hieraco2005-08-13 23:16:35
The UF Toolbox daily reminder by UF Toolbox2006-11-19 12:55:59
Power Outage Opinion Poll by compubmw2005-08-13 02:36:07
  Vote anyway. by kahuana2005-08-13 12:25:21
  We had a power outage at my last helldesk job. by McGowan2005-08-13 10:11:52
  If it's night by moddermonster2005-08-13 08:54:20
  Practice/play my cello by Concept2005-08-13 08:24:13
  Cookout! by VivianC2005-08-13 08:06:23
  Serve the one who does, of course. by fudje2005-08-13 07:37:37
  Hope I notice before the UPSes die. by jayfarm2005-08-13 06:49:45
  It happens so infrequently here that by radiowave9112005-08-13 06:10:54
  Speaking from recent experience... by Glum_Reaper2005-08-13 05:57:46
    Shouldn't the servers by moddermonster2005-08-13 08:56:01
      Well, yes, but not very pleasantly. by tnglives2005-08-13 09:11:03
  Praying I saved in time . (n/t) by klaranth2005-08-13 04:26:45
  Good thing you didn't use the acronym for the poll (n/t) by klaranth2005-08-13 04:07:41
  Scream, panic, climb the walls...! (n/t) by OsteSpiser2005-08-13 03:58:23
  light a candle, read a book (n/t) by tommy2005-08-13 02:58:53
    ...get some glasses... (n/t) by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 02:59:51
  Listen to some CDs by Hoth2005-08-13 02:47:24
  Get drunk by the light of the stars. by RetiQlum22005-08-13 02:42:10
DeVRY University SUCKS! by hieraco2005-08-13 02:35:53
  TMK mad? by Glum_Reaper2005-08-13 08:47:45
    themadkansan. (n/t) by tnglives2005-08-13 09:13:26
  Opera with "Block All Popups" keeps them away from by ChuckAB2005-08-13 06:45:09
  I'm using Firefox on Linux with "adblock" by ideur2005-08-13 03:03:20
  Adblock them? by ripley82005-08-13 03:00:22
  The Google tool bar works for me. by RetiQlum22005-08-13 02:43:38
    Google Toolbar horks your extra cycles. by themadkansan2005-08-13 02:47:22
      Not by default. by ClosetGeek2005-08-13 04:31:30
So I think it's out! by hadji2005-08-13 02:31:49
  Err...what's this now? by Concept2005-08-13 15:28:01
Posting by lantern by compubmw2005-08-13 02:23:10
  Not a big prob w/ a UPS by Electric Storm2005-08-13 03:05:46
    make sure that EVERYTHING you need is on the UPS! by ideur2005-08-13 03:10:41
      it is... by Electric Storm2005-08-13 04:48:44
  Why not ordinary dialup? by pverdon2005-08-13 03:01:35
    Laptop. by McGowan2005-08-13 10:34:01
  Not by lantern: by RetiQlum22005-08-13 02:34:15
  It depends... by ripley82005-08-13 02:25:58
    Sprint Vision is awesome by compubmw2005-08-13 02:31:27
JD. The problem with getting this comic to happen by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 02:22:53
Bum-vertising by hej2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Begging question by ripley82005-08-13 02:21:55
    Or whether she lies like a well-glued rug. by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 02:24:47
    Maybe she only works 10 hours a week... by RetiQlum22005-08-13 02:24:16
      Well, currently I have a 20h/w job by ripley82005-08-13 02:57:09
        So you have illustrated my point. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-08-13 02:58:14
          Was your point that one needs to work more than 20 by hej2005-08-13 03:16:18
  I've been homeless (though I NEVER begged) by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 02:17:35
    Yowch. by Illiad2005-08-13 10:06:51
      Honestly, JD, I've not seen them. Sounds good, by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 18:49:59
      The papers they sell round here by McGowan2005-08-13 10:19:03
  Nicole Macri is everything I dispise about... by RetiQlum22005-08-13 02:11:43
5th week of compulsory service by pomfritz2005-08-13 01:22:15
  Quite a predicament. by RetiQlum22005-08-13 02:29:51
ATTN: Nessalc and jmaxsohmer by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh, and one other thing: by RetiQlum22005-08-13 02:27:33
    I don't have to be snuck into Barlliad. by jmaxsohmer2005-08-13 06:05:15
    You obviously don't know all the bars :-) by ideur2005-08-13 03:43:53
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
I'm officially a dolt. by RetiQlum22005-08-13 01:02:54
  I think that all us vets have at one time by hieraco2005-08-13 02:26:47
    Mercury forgets you after a while. by hej2005-08-13 03:25:45
      nope by duesentrieb2006-11-19 12:55:59
        ...even better... by duesentrieb2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Fair cop. by themadkansan2005-08-13 01:08:09
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  I would alter permanenent magnetic charges... by jmaxsohmer2005-08-13 06:14:09
  The HHGTTG trick with improbability and underwear (n/t) by TheGM2005-08-13 04:32:33
  I would make it rain snails by rhinobird2005-08-13 03:27:05
    "And there will come a time mark my words when by joecrouse2005-08-13 08:09:45
      If it weren't for my horse, by bwkaz2005-08-13 15:57:08
        I love that line! by zelda2005-08-13 16:18:32
          Yep. Part of the same act that joecrouse quoted fr by bwkaz2005-08-13 19:13:13
  Let men carry child and give birth (n/t) by klaranth2005-08-13 03:26:47
  Invert all geographical heights and depts by vectorz2005-08-13 02:55:11
  Make it impossible for politicians to avoid giving by hadji2005-08-13 01:12:23
    Some changes: by ideur2005-08-13 01:46:45
      The won't be able to claim it if it wasn't true. by hadji2005-08-13 02:03:20
        Deniability by hej2005-08-13 02:06:15
    Hey, patriot, would you mind by moddermonster2005-08-13 01:39:24
      OTOH, if the Euro became the worldwide currency by hadji2005-08-13 02:15:36
        I have some bizarre news for you: by RetiQlum22005-08-13 02:23:16
          How does 1+1=3 then? by themadkansan2005-08-13 02:30:36
            Incorrect. by RetiQlum22005-08-13 02:41:26
              Sorry man, all Greek to me. by themadkansan2005-08-13 02:45:39
                Let me rephrase then: by RetiQlum22005-08-13 02:51:26
                  Hate turnips and tech support. by themadkansan2005-08-13 03:01:28
                    Hopefully, I will go to a 3 day week soon. by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 03:12:13
          Free exchange. Some day we'll have to test that by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 02:27:58
      Well, I was speaking in the context of being an by hadji2005-08-13 02:05:15
        There are actually politicians like that. by RetiQlum22005-08-13 02:16:21
          Are you nuts? by hadji2005-08-13 02:18:03
            I don't like his politics. by RetiQlum22005-08-13 02:32:52
              "It comes in pints?" :+) (n/t) by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 02:34:40
                Yup, that's how I know when he's being honest. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-08-13 02:45:16
  When leaders/managers/lawyers by salix2005-08-13 01:07:37
    Can't you please make this apply to everyone? by hej2005-08-13 01:59:11
      and then the dating scene comes to a crashing halt (n/t) by Concept2005-08-13 15:35:27
  I would rearrange the universe so that... by RetiQlum22005-08-13 01:04:35
  Move the Piramids to Nunivit by hieraco2005-08-13 01:02:30
    Don't forget to put the dessert back in Venice. (n/t) by tnglives2005-08-13 07:20:14
    Best answer I've read so far. by RetiQlum22005-08-13 01:09:15
  With every person who watches reality shows, by hadji2005-08-13 00:52:47
    Now THAT'S a good one. :) (n/t) by Concept2005-08-13 15:26:19
  Plaster the White House with pink skicky notes by nix2005-08-13 00:28:59
    s/skicky/sticky/ (n/t) by nix2005-08-13 00:34:24
  Reverse violence, maybe? by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 00:26:32
    You are now entering the justice zone </Red Dwarf> (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-08-13 01:10:41
    I thought you meant... by firehawk2005-08-13 00:31:47
  A diet exclusively of dill pickles would mean by damn_skippy2005-08-13 00:25:55
    How long would you live if you never ate a pickle? (n/t) by divinar22005-08-13 08:51:51
    Hmmm. Pickles... yum... (n/t) by salix2005-08-13 01:11:35
      I like pickles too. by RetiQlum22005-08-13 01:21:42
    Hmm...bad breath or mortality? Hard choice. (n/t) by firehawk2005-08-13 00:31:03
Whoohoo! Dodgers win! by lucidpsyche2005-08-13 00:20:18
  Old school Dodgers? by RetiQlum22005-08-13 01:13:19
  Oh yeah, and... by lucidpsyche2005-08-13 00:23:55
37 deaths, 8 kills by nix2005-08-13 00:18:13
  I tried - I need to practice more by divinar22005-08-13 08:53:12
  Headshots? by VivianC2005-08-13 08:10:56
  Hey, mines are essential, even on offense by moddermonster2005-08-13 01:44:55
UK UFie meet TODAY by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Guess what I forgot... by random_c2005-08-13 03:43:14
  Pictures! (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-08-13 01:22:10
  Hope you have a good day by ixeian2005-08-13 00:30:56
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2005-08-13 00:10:56
  Richard P. Feynman by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 00:31:15
    "On The Road, The Icebox, It's The End Of The... by firehawk2005-08-13 00:38:49
      Umm? by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 03:35:15
      Let me ask one for you then: by RetiQlum22005-08-13 01:08:27
        No movie invented that concept. by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 01:54:22
          I know what bundling is. by RetiQlum22005-08-13 02:00:04
      Just to get things going again... by nix2005-08-13 01:07:45
        The One Ring by raptor_872005-08-13 01:20:04
        Not fair! How am I supposed to know... by RetiQlum22005-08-13 01:15:00
Translations by Nea2005-08-13 00:01:01
  German / deutsch (top post) (n/t) by roger G. rapid2005-08-13 00:28:17
    von tommy by tommy2005-08-13 00:45:55
    berlinert / Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2005-08-13 00:33:44
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ifoundamouseinmycrunchyflavourfulbeer (n/t) by ideur2005-08-13 00:01:26
    You have to see it from a mice point of view: by roger G. rapid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Okay, I've got to ask... by nix2005-08-13 00:22:54
      <Deleted><Deleted>2005-08-13 09:39:49
        Modded, double post (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-13 09:40:04
        MODS! double post =/ by raptor_872005-08-13 01:52:57
      Oh you SPOILERS! by moddermonster2005-08-13 01:49:27
        Maybe this can console you by roger G. rapid2005-08-13 02:30:02
          Yes they will ... :-) by Medentic2005-08-13 13:48:52
      View the source of KS's post in this thread. by raptor_872005-08-13 00:25:09
        Okay then... by nix2005-08-13 00:32:50
          Probably... by roger G. rapid2005-08-13 00:42:34
          People post it as a response to be nice to others by Freakazoid2005-08-13 00:41:52
          Kickstart does not need the help of a random by ideur2005-08-13 00:40:34
            I choose, I like to make a semi-random response (n (n/t) by raptor_872005-08-13 00:48:59
            I forgot: by ideur2005-08-13 00:48:23
    mmmmm....mouse flavoured beer....aaauuurrrgghh.... (n/t) by rhinobird2005-08-13 00:15:24
      Better than those fingernails or prophylactics :-) (n/t) by ideur2005-08-13 00:20:58
        Or fingers... (n/t) by Evil_Minion2005-08-13 00:24:10

 

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