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Cartoon for Aug 10, 2005
Strip for Aug 10, 2005
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Help please... by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
Heya Hadji! by moongoddess2005-08-10 23:33:06
Something to chuckle about by fitzso2005-08-10 23:31:51
ATTN: williamashbless by hadji2005-08-10 22:57:12
Cluebat!!! by themadkansan2006-11-19 12:55:59
So here we go again . . . by hadji2005-08-10 22:12:49
  Sorry, but your third eye irks me. (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-10 22:25:17
    Too bad. by hadji2005-08-10 22:30:02
      Too bad. by BrenwynV2005-08-10 22:43:37
      Huh, a FEW ???? (n/t) by klaranth2005-08-10 22:43:31
Outsourced Again! by BrenwynV2005-08-10 21:57:41
  No severance pay ? by klaranth2005-08-10 22:47:44
    Severance by BrenwynV2005-08-10 22:53:32
  It'swhy I do "government IT" by romandas2005-08-10 22:13:12
  On-site tech support. by jmaxsohmer2005-08-10 22:01:54
    "move" by BrenwynV2005-08-10 22:45:21
      "That's one of our most common by ToLazyToThink2005-08-10 22:59:42
What a load of blueogni! by babywhizIT2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Of course. by fitzso2005-08-10 21:17:38
    <3rd Rock>I have a plan!.... by babywhizIT2005-08-10 21:21:20
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2005-08-10 21:00:01
  Bucks Fizz! by dodrian2005-08-10 22:25:13
    Not really. by hadji2005-08-10 22:31:51
      Well if you put it that way... by dodrian2005-08-10 22:41:04
  Something to knock me out would be nice (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-10 22:11:21
    *hits KS over the head with a cartoon hammer* by SnArL2005-08-10 22:31:14
    Offers Kickstart a by hadji2005-08-10 22:16:34
Someone shoot me please by fitzso2005-08-10 20:39:43
  *shoots fitzso from a cannon* by SnArL2005-08-10 22:39:40
    : ) by fitzso2005-08-10 23:07:26
  *stabstab* by babywhizIT2005-08-10 21:08:55
    I know you're just teasing, silly by fitzso2005-08-10 21:15:56
      You can redo your day, if I can redo this week! =) (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-08-10 21:19:23
        Not going the way you'd like, eh? by fitzso2005-08-10 21:21:34
          Not one of the worst times, just too much going by babywhizIT2005-08-10 21:33:21
            Me too by fitzso2005-08-10 21:37:42
              aww. that sucks...but at least there is a weekend by babywhizIT2005-08-10 21:40:30
                Thanks, I'll need it by fitzso2005-08-10 21:44:21
        <Deleted><Deleted>2005-08-10 21:25:04
          Moderated: double post (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-08-10 21:25:20
  OK ... Let me get my camera ... (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-08-10 20:58:36
I'm not tired! Need to go to sleep! by radiowave9112005-08-10 20:27:39
  *waves a watch in front of your eyes* by babywhizIT2005-08-10 21:10:25
How long does it take to learn driving manual? by esbita2005-08-10 20:11:04
  If my SO is teaching you, at least 3 years! by shortandsweet2005-08-11 14:25:43
  DTFM? by vetitice2005-08-10 22:18:04
  My best friend learned in heavy stop and go by rook_mtl2005-08-10 21:42:35
  From the responses... by esbita2005-08-10 21:23:06
    Bah, manuals are more enjoyable to drive by Freakazoid2005-08-10 22:36:25
  *I can't drive... 55!* (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-08-10 21:22:03
    Sammy! (n/t) by Llyr2005-08-10 21:27:44
    I can only *go...*...*38...* (n/t) by esbita2005-08-10 21:23:50
  You already know how to drive... by Lady-Luna2005-08-10 20:32:51
  few hours to learn, few months to feel comfortable by Zandermann2005-08-10 20:31:48
  I learned (more or less) in a weekend. by radiowave9112005-08-10 20:31:39
  10 minutes on a parking lot by dennismv2005-08-10 20:31:25
  Five minutes to understand the principles. by Illiad2005-08-10 20:28:40
  A few weeks to really get the hang of it. by shorty822005-08-10 20:23:34
  Hmm, I didn't have much practice by Freakazoid2005-08-10 20:20:11
  A couple weeks maybe by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 20:15:50
    hmm ya I had that by dennismv2005-08-10 20:37:02
      Trick for starting on hills. by rook_mtl2005-08-10 21:44:39
        thats hwo I was taught. by astro-g2005-08-10 22:32:25
  Got any friends with an old manual? by McGowan2005-08-10 20:15:28
    No difference in the license. by esbita2005-08-10 20:26:33
      Thats really F4ing stupid!!! by McGowan2005-08-10 20:29:19
        A trained monkey can get a license here. (n/t) by themadkansan2005-08-10 20:47:01
          And because of that... by esbita2005-08-10 21:24:39
    Heh, I do the same when I drive an automatic by Freakazoid2005-08-10 20:23:13
      All manuals you have to clutch to change gears by shorty822005-08-10 20:25:07
        Not true. by Llyr2005-08-10 21:50:37
        Not true. My father can shift without a clutch by rook_mtl2005-08-10 21:40:16
        Never owned or driven a manual by McGowan2005-08-10 20:33:45
          Newer manuals have a clutch lockout. by themadkansan2005-08-10 20:50:15
          if you leave the car in gear... by Lady-Luna2005-08-10 20:35:43
        not all, my brother's car didn't by Freakazoid2005-08-10 20:32:08
    Same license, at least in the States (AFAIK). by shorty822005-08-10 20:17:41
ATTN: FractalEdge by Llyr2005-08-10 20:04:39
  Isn't everyone? by hadji2005-08-10 22:35:42
  Not until gutter Friday (n/t) by nedludd2005-08-10 20:07:09
Voice chat won't work in Trillian by jmaxsohmer2005-08-10 19:47:45
  Maybe these pages will help. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
    My audio button is always greyed out. by jmaxsohmer2005-08-10 20:28:18
      Or rather, it is for the AIM protocol... by jmaxsohmer2005-08-10 20:29:55
        Never mind, it does give me the button for some. by jmaxsohmer2005-08-10 20:30:51
Do geeks write love letters? by farfalla2005-08-10 19:38:05
  I have had love letters from a Pom and by shortandsweet2005-08-11 14:20:23
  Ask j.butterfly :) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-10 22:12:03
  Depends on the geek, really. (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-08-10 20:15:52
  I used to, yes. by Ravenlock2005-08-10 19:48:17
  Absolutely by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 19:48:08
    Good point. by Ravenlock2005-08-10 19:49:02
  ya see, I've got this friend, see.... by bluedog9872005-08-10 19:47:02
    awwww! *sigh* (n/t) by shortandsweet2005-08-11 14:21:48
  Emails, maybe by archnerd2005-08-10 19:43:40
    Did that once... by NemoHac2005-08-10 19:47:06
Anyone good with PHP/MySQL? by MatthewDBA2006-11-19 12:55:59
  MySQL with PHP by dennismv2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Very Cool! Thanks! (n/t) by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 20:13:52
      yup by dennismv2005-08-10 20:18:15
  You just forgot a little thing by ChaosDMNS2005-08-10 19:45:29
    Nope, same thing (n/t) by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 19:51:46
  Have you tried connecting manually? by uplatecoding2005-08-10 19:44:17
    That would be it by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 19:55:42
      P.S. Thanks! (n/t) by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 20:14:22
        no worries (n/t) by uplatecoding2005-08-10 20:33:48
Look at all the by notdeadyet2005-08-10 19:19:45
  Amen! Between the 12 hr days and drama queen night by babywhizIT2005-08-10 20:26:25
    *suddenly wants pb&j* (n/t) by Llyr2005-08-10 21:52:58
TTGTB by Nightwind2005-08-10 19:08:32
I've come to an obvious conclusion... by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-08-10 19:06:42
  What do you need a Mac for? by themadkansan2005-08-10 23:16:51
/lurk by mrage2005-08-10 18:56:02
  We even have a wiki! by KrakensDen2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hmmm, with any luck my new eBay'd laptop is by dros422005-08-10 19:20:40
    Mine likes to get burning hot after a couple of by rook_mtl2005-08-10 19:37:47
  Cool! by mrage2005-08-10 19:09:10
    Darn - Why do I have to be at work? by NemoHac2005-08-10 19:10:37
      s/usuall/usually/ (n/t) by NemoHac2005-08-10 19:11:04
  See the links already posted... I'm in there and by carthax2005-08-10 19:06:33
  UF W:ET server... by NemoHac2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Click here by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yes and sure is! (n/t) by fitzso2005-08-10 18:58:09
Comic/Cartoon help wanted by hieraco2005-08-10 18:46:35
  With the random cartoon link, I found these three by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Second one is a little too. . .convoluted for work by hieraco2005-08-10 20:17:25
  This? by pi in binary2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Always trying to better ourselves by hieraco2005-08-10 20:18:20
  Maybe this one? by bensun2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Perfect. Thanks (n/t) by hieraco2005-08-10 20:16:11
Hahaha. I got sucker-punched by a world track & fi by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  mmmm chilliwack </Homer> (n/t) by dros422005-08-10 18:20:31
Videoconferencing Quandary by MrTrick2005-08-10 18:03:48
success! by spiffikins2005-08-10 17:48:31
In less than 12.5 hours by radiowave9112005-08-10 17:47:21
Rumsfeld: Iraq bombs 'clearly from Iran' by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *calls off all bets* by theanomaly2005-08-10 17:48:26
Bluhhh..... by MrTrick2005-08-10 17:32:08
  {{{MrTrick}}} by fitzso2005-08-10 17:34:36
    Hmm.... by MrTrick2005-08-10 18:41:44
Has anyone tried the new Netscape browser? by mpicklesimer12005-08-10 17:28:07
  does it run on Linux like the previous Netscape by KrakensDen2005-08-10 18:33:16
  What are the good bits, in your opinion? by Ravenlock2005-08-10 17:52:24
  I don't need lots of features in my browser. by dros422005-08-10 17:33:55
    Why?! Well, because it's the 'Merkin way! ;-) by dire_lobo2005-08-10 17:43:42
Quick Chocolate Sauce: by toxin2005-08-10 17:03:11
  thou art now and forever a GOD in mine panthenon (n/t) by Nightwind2005-08-10 18:20:35
Now I see why the Pentagon chose Clint Black... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I kind of like the lyrics myself. by nate_t_g2005-08-10 18:02:47
    Just the thing to sing... by Ravenlock2005-08-10 18:25:20
      (That being Iraq, of course, not the USA.) :-p (n/ (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-08-10 18:25:58
  Not begging for a fight? by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-08-10 17:35:02
  **Sick bags here 50p each** by McGowan2005-08-10 17:20:00
    No, it makes me want to hurt someone by fitzso2005-08-10 17:33:13
      Can you buy a sick bag anyway? by McGowan2005-08-10 17:37:20
        **buys ten bags** by NemoHac2005-08-10 18:12:41
        bargh.. you can get tossed in the clink for by dire_lobo2005-08-10 17:46:58
          I agree by fitzso2005-08-10 18:16:27
            Ah but popularity & approval for US presidents by NemoHac2005-08-10 18:29:14
        Yeah, just like the "freedom of speach" by fitzso2005-08-10 17:40:35
    Clint Black in general, yeah. (n/t) by esbita2005-08-10 17:25:55
  They should be shot for that. by fitzso2005-08-10 16:49:39
    thank you come again (n/t) by dros422005-08-10 17:19:44
  Woah by DevinUll2005-08-10 16:48:15
  Why am I reminded by wheresthefish2005-08-10 16:42:51
Someone just buzzed my condo. by hadji2005-08-10 16:35:50
  My first reaction was by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 16:48:32
    That's what I thought when I first read the TLP (n/t) by radiowave9112005-08-10 17:28:23
  clarification: by hadji2005-08-10 16:37:01
Update on my mother (& others) by da-gimp2006-11-19 12:55:59
  {{{da-gimp}}} by shortandsweet2005-08-11 15:29:26
  hang in there and get well d-g family (n/t) by tallastro2005-08-10 19:06:26
  Are you who I think you are? by BorgHiveMind2005-08-10 18:48:19
    You have me mistaken. by da-gimp2005-08-10 18:57:45
      I figured as much. by BorgHiveMind2005-08-10 19:48:18
  {{{da-gimp & family}}} (n/t) by radiowave9112005-08-10 18:16:26
  {{{da_gimp}}} (n/t) by theanomaly2005-08-10 18:09:06
  {{{da-gimp}}} by Ravenlock2005-08-10 17:53:06
Stamp microcontroller ufies: by maximumbob2005-08-10 16:19:48
  A stamp can do serial in a number of ways by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
  I must be tired by Number_Six2005-08-10 17:03:17
If your intended questions your sexuality, by wheresthefish2005-08-10 16:10:25
  depends on how they ask i supose by astro-g2005-08-10 22:43:24
  Well, stop wearing the garter belt and hose then! (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-10 16:12:18
  I'll say. by fitzso2005-08-10 16:11:42
    Oh the answer to that is quite simple. by wheresthefish2005-08-10 16:44:52
      LOL by fitzso2005-08-10 16:53:37
      Um is it good to have 10, J, Q, K, A clubs? (n/t) by DevinUll2005-08-10 16:50:48
        Fine as long as I have spades by wheresthefish2005-08-10 16:52:00
          suits have no ranking in poker. (n/t) by ManiacJoe2005-08-10 17:21:14
Back pain: Redux by hadji2005-08-10 16:07:53
  eeeek. by esbita2005-08-10 17:20:30
    What, you think they could? by hadji2005-08-10 18:32:58
  ooooh... by fitzso2005-08-10 16:18:50
    chronic or acute back pain? by karlan2005-08-10 19:15:36
  Ouch. by Kickstart2005-08-10 16:14:17
For Vancouver residents: 604-676-4372 by Illiad2005-08-10 16:05:07
  bah! by spiffikins2005-08-10 17:51:27
  Jen will kill me, but I have to say this by Kickstart2005-08-10 16:09:16
    hey i did the trial thing too by MikeCDN2005-08-10 16:35:11
    Ooh, you're in trouble! :) (n/t) by farfalla2005-08-10 16:19:12
    TANSTAAFL - Have Tk tattoo it onher forehead by hieraco2005-08-10 16:18:22
I am now licensed to chill by VCA2005-08-10 15:51:18
  Great, I've got a screwed up condensate pump by thread_killer2005-08-10 15:52:04
A walk for Op. Iraqi Freedom with Clint Black?! by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I think S4 is the word. by fitzso2005-08-10 16:08:37
    *Almost*? by Illiad2005-08-10 16:13:46
      And a heck of a lot to mourn (n/t) by fitzso2005-08-10 16:24:27
  Ya gotta love the quotes supporting it: by Peace_man2005-08-10 15:55:47
    Dissent is Treason! by Illiad2005-08-10 15:57:58
      Because... by BorgKing2005-08-10 16:17:53
        seconded (n/t) by fitzso2005-08-10 16:36:00
  *snort* by thread_killer2005-08-10 15:49:53
    Winning post above. by Ravenlock2005-08-10 17:54:38
  You mean bread and circuses? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-08-10 15:48:15
  (psst...your ICQ is off) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-10 15:47:37
I test drove a much smaller bike by lab rat2005-08-10 15:39:05
  Glad you liked it. They're ok little bikes by tallastro2005-08-10 21:06:08
  Solution to the problem of ID-10-T drivers by hieraco2005-08-10 16:14:55
    Gotta love that idea! A rider I know has a patch by SouthpawPL2005-08-10 16:26:08
      I like that. As a property owner in the state of by lab rat2005-08-10 17:04:42
        Sweet by fitzso2005-08-10 17:08:15
          'Tis very sweet. by lab rat2005-08-10 17:09:57
            Aussie by both! by fitzso2005-08-10 17:20:18
      Where can I get one??? (n/t) by fitzso2005-08-10 16:39:28
  just remember that getting infight with cars while by dros422005-08-10 16:02:27
    That reminds of a story a guy I knew once told me. by shorty822005-08-10 16:23:26
      I try not to punch glass anymore. by lab rat2005-08-10 17:08:39
      Haha almost identical here by DevinUll2005-08-10 17:02:08
      ROFLMAO by fitzso2005-08-10 16:27:17
    *grin* by fitzso2005-08-10 16:10:43
      Also, people are not used to seeing others by dros422005-08-10 17:18:35
:( Had to up the default font size in Firefox by Kickstart2005-08-10 15:28:41
  Just for the heck of it by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 17:01:13
  hey by dros422005-08-10 16:03:50
    Might have to by Kickstart2005-08-10 16:05:20
  *types louder* by kahuana2005-08-10 15:34:20
  Well hey. by FractalEdge2005-08-10 15:33:42
  hey, have you tried this special "improve your by cybergeek2005-08-10 15:30:09
  *squints* by dire_lobo2005-08-10 15:29:31
Attn Illiad: by dire_lobo2005-08-10 15:27:09
  Hey Dire Lobo by Reddy2005-08-10 15:46:33
    backatcha! by dire_lobo2005-08-10 16:47:44
wonderful, my internet connection is whack by ihavebigpiranha2005-08-10 15:25:13
  so the line tech called me just a minute ago.. by ihavebigpiranha2005-08-10 17:47:30
    You insured if you need a rewire? (n/t) by McGowan2005-08-10 20:08:42
U.S. Army paper on..New Age Tactics? by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Geez...where'd you find that? by Kickstart2005-08-10 15:32:17
    Haven't you heard the warnings? by donldson2005-08-10 16:07:53
Early night for me tonight I think by bioinfo2005-08-10 15:18:00
Hey, lab_rat by fitzso2005-08-10 15:01:25
  Getting ready to post an update. (n/t) by lab rat2005-08-10 15:03:04
    *reads between the lines* by RetiQlum22005-08-10 15:05:57
      I'm sure we can trust lab_rat to do that : ) by fitzso2006-11-19 12:55:59
        **Orders new roll of hot-pink, kevlar-lined by NemoHac2005-08-10 19:19:59
Summon: MikeCDN. by lab rat2005-08-10 15:00:11
  Hey by MikeCDN2005-08-10 15:04:54
    Note to self: by tnglives2005-08-10 15:14:12
Oh, man, this is funny! by mad_peter2005-08-10 14:39:04
  Found 5 when I was at the hotel in Wichita.. by babywhizIT2005-08-10 21:16:08
  I found a wlan in my living room by varikin2005-08-10 16:22:09
    Aww, there's not one here. by TheGM2005-08-10 16:45:18
  Netsend to them and tell them that you haxxored by classic_jon2005-08-10 14:41:32
You know you've been on the board too much when... by da-gimp2005-08-10 14:36:19
  I've actually thought of getting a plate that says by techi8702005-08-10 15:05:33
    It should be noted that these were.. by da-gimp2005-08-10 15:26:21
      See, I am not nuts for seeing adiplomat in the pap by babywhizIT2005-08-10 21:17:18
  awww How sweet by Reddy2005-08-10 14:40:09
    Sometimes I need a small break, just a few minutes by da-gimp2005-08-10 14:45:13
      I should take a break by Reddy2005-08-10 14:48:10
W:ET? by cybergeek2005-08-10 14:06:27
  I'm up for some gibbage, but noone seems to be on (n/t) by merlin2005-08-10 15:08:23
    eh. only klar responded to my call, by cybergeek2005-08-10 15:14:48
      My connection died for 4 hours. :( by klaranth2005-08-10 21:55:43
      There's some guy named "KingOfKrackers" on right by merlin2005-08-10 15:16:37
        maybe i will, then. maybe i will. (n/t) by cybergeek2005-08-10 15:25:18
I know few people will read long links, but.... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  This parallels and counters the soldier tales by Peace_man2005-08-10 15:48:32
Little nervous here.... by thread_killer2005-08-10 13:40:29
  Ah...like riding a bicycle. by thread_killer2005-08-10 15:37:12
  Do you have a portfolio of photos? by Kickstart2005-08-10 14:06:56
  Where will thistattoo be ? by klaranth2005-08-10 13:54:52
    I think he'll do it on his back... by Bellator2005-08-10 14:00:37
  Good habits are hard to break ;) (n/t) by classic_jon2005-08-10 13:52:26
  Hmmm... by ShadoCat2005-08-10 13:49:43
    Welllll by DevinUll2005-08-10 13:57:06
      And it's good practice for when he starts by ChuckAB2005-08-10 14:23:59
The paper goes in the printer upside down. by Spud312005-08-10 13:26:44
  But I don't see any upside down printers. (n/t) by tnglives2005-08-10 15:09:22
  That depends on the printer. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-08-10 15:07:19
  Why not use one of ... by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  but is it face up or face down by hieraco2005-08-10 14:17:21
  top of pageor paper, at the top or bottom?? by Reddy2005-08-10 13:30:38
    In this printer, at the bottom of the printer. by Spud312005-08-10 13:35:22
      The industry has implemented a standard label by kahuana2005-08-10 13:41:45
      {{{Spud31}}} by Reddy2005-08-10 13:38:03
        {{{Reddy}}} (n/t) by Spud312005-08-10 13:53:56
Cultural Observation Of The Day by aix tom2005-08-10 13:25:11
  When I was on a mainframe we called them by classic_jon2005-08-10 13:56:33
Krikkert? Weren't you supposed to call me, by klaranth2005-08-10 13:10:35
  But it's not about Thursday. by hieraco2005-08-10 14:02:38
W:ET anyone ? :) (n/t) by klaranth2005-08-10 13:06:08
  sure thing (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2005-08-10 13:37:43
Jihad of the day: Express lanes by thread_killer2005-08-10 12:52:19
  I've pulled up a fellow customer. by staticsan2005-08-10 16:02:19
  If it were a *real* express lane: by kahuana2005-08-10 15:16:17
    people still use cheques? by MikeCDN2005-08-10 16:36:20
      My future mother-in-law by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 16:53:37
        Why? by MikeCDN2005-08-10 16:59:10
          I've never seen a supermarket or drugstore by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 17:16:58
            WTF? by MikeCDN2005-08-10 17:20:37
              The utility company by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 17:26:57
  An exception. by Phoon2005-08-10 14:32:00
    If it's anything like here... by arachnid2005-08-10 14:41:27
      That's how it used to work. by Phoon2005-08-10 14:53:19
        Ours is like that too. Except that the lane by merlin2005-08-10 15:10:02
  mY solution: Bark at them. I did this to a line by lab rat2005-08-10 14:26:42
  I had 20 by TheGM2005-08-10 14:10:41
  I must agree, that would irritate me as well (n/t) by classic_jon2005-08-10 14:01:36
  My gripe.. by DevinUll2005-08-10 13:32:21
  No, a *real* Jihad... by Listicath2005-08-10 13:30:54
  But 31 is my favorite number! by Spud312005-08-10 13:29:02
  I'm anal about it by Kickstart2005-08-10 13:24:41
    I started to do that once. I was completely by merlin2005-08-10 13:55:25
  How 'bout 30 or so items, and paying with by mad_peter2005-08-10 13:21:21
    that would be WIC cards by Reddy2005-08-10 13:34:42
      WIC != food stamps by kelli2172005-08-10 14:28:23
        here it is 2 different programs by Reddy2005-08-10 14:44:37
          Exactly. I'm agreeing with you. :) by kelli2172005-08-10 14:54:07
    These days payig with food stamps by shorty822005-08-10 13:27:50
      More prone to computer error. by esbita2005-08-10 13:39:26
      s/payig/paying/ (n/t) by shorty822005-08-10 13:28:05
    ... let me get the exact change ... (n/t) by dennismv2005-08-10 13:24:00
  I pulled somebody up on this once. by JimK2005-08-10 13:12:13
    <applause> by spiffikins2005-08-10 14:37:47
  I once argued with a woman in the express lane by chaotic2005-08-10 13:07:59
    In our supermarket by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 13:11:06
      it said *up to* 6/8/12 (can't remember exactly) by chaotic2005-08-10 13:34:32
  Express Lane adendum by Chronos12005-08-10 13:01:29
    Wouldn't that be a corrolary? Or at least a by merlin2005-08-10 13:02:22
      Corollary. One r, two l's. ^^ (n/t) by Llyr2005-08-10 13:50:10
        Just like you, huh? *sheepish grin* (n/t) by merlin2005-08-10 13:52:55
          Hee hee. by Llyr2005-08-10 13:55:42
            I know better. I blame it on being in severe pain by merlin2005-08-10 13:57:14
  Just let them charge for 12 items first. by klaranth2005-08-10 12:59:55
    "I'm sorry sir, my register will only allow me to by quilting_kitty2005-08-10 13:13:10
      That's not a bad solution by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 13:18:59
        Except the stores don't care about service. by esbita2005-08-10 13:24:13
          I have left a full cart. by jayfarm2005-08-10 14:17:08
          *raise hand* by Reddy2005-08-10 13:29:35
            That's different though. by esbita2005-08-10 13:38:36
              then don't worry about it by Reddy2005-08-10 13:48:26
                oh I'm on their survey panel. by esbita2005-08-10 13:52:32
    make them go to the back of the line for each 12 ( (n/t) by plblark2005-08-10 13:04:10
      Ooooh ... even better:) (n/t) by klaranth2005-08-10 13:10:06
        And show the receipt for the items already paid by NemoHac2005-08-10 19:33:42
I could use some help... by Sweethart2005-08-10 12:40:27
  I would , but by peired2005-08-10 13:17:24
  Here you go by hyzenthlay2005-08-10 13:00:14
    Oops typo - PLUS freight in not less by hyzenthlay2005-08-10 13:01:41
      Wow. by Sweethart2005-08-10 13:42:37
        No problem by hyzenthlay2005-08-10 14:19:46
So SnArL suggests I post this here... by Ignis2005-08-10 12:35:16
  Hamburgeer meat, Sweet (1050 or similar onions) by classic_jon2005-08-10 14:13:32
    Akk, cant speeel ;) (n/t) by classic_jon2005-08-10 14:42:14
  My hamburger recipie: by thepb2005-08-10 13:18:42
  Yummmmmm :) by klaranth2005-08-10 12:42:53
    My hamburger recipe is a little different. by merlin2005-08-10 12:59:25
Why is a police helicopter circling over my house? by JimK2005-08-10 12:29:03
  Closing in on a suspect. by kahuana2005-08-10 12:56:22
    Innocent people are easier to catch... (n/t) by JimK2005-08-10 13:06:40
      They tend not to start running in time (n/t) by NemoHac2005-08-10 19:58:38
  to see if you will shoot it down like the other (n/t) by tran2005-08-10 12:38:00
  "Coming to take me away!" (n/t) by penguintrip2005-08-10 12:31:24
    Where are you hiding? by JimK2005-08-10 12:33:38
      Sorry. Dr Demento reference, remember by penguintrip2005-08-10 12:54:05
I ate a frog with a spork once (n/t) by demonhedge2005-08-10 12:28:06
  Where did the frog get the spork? (n/t) by VivianC2005-08-10 13:49:47
    He inherited it when his parents croaked. (n/t) by tnglives2005-08-10 15:06:34
  cat smoothie! (n/t) by eric3_141592005-08-10 12:32:25
    But that one IS rotten (n/t) by demonhedge2005-08-10 12:35:05
New kitten pictures of Rumble. by klaranth2005-08-10 12:21:13
  OOooohhhh cute kitty pictures (n/t) by hieraco2005-08-10 13:58:43
I decided it's time to do a hard drive clean up. by techi8702005-08-10 12:08:14
  7Gb cleaned up so far. I think I'll do the rest by techi8702005-08-10 15:16:11
  Wow... you can get the full thing anymore by Freakazoid2005-08-10 13:02:49
  new find Visual C++ 6.0 (n/t) by techi8702005-08-10 12:25:00
    Burn the 3v1l!!!!111!!!! (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2005-08-10 13:51:44
Talking Wounded by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My ex-fiance had both legs amputated below the by classic_jon2005-08-10 14:36:41
  Woo One soldier declines by DevinUll2005-08-10 13:51:20
  Watcha sayin', KS? *stirs Trouble* (n/t) by penguintrip2005-08-10 12:22:25
    I'm not saying nothing! by Kickstart2005-08-10 12:23:31
      Clever, but I'm still in trouble for criticizing W by penguintrip2005-08-10 12:30:03
        Send him the link I posted by Kickstart2005-08-10 12:41:16
          I've told this story here once by thread_killer2005-08-10 13:20:03
            Good on you :) by Kickstart2005-08-10 13:27:45
          Have you seen "Operation Yellow Elephant"? by penguintrip2005-08-10 13:00:58
W:ET in one hour? (n/t) by klaranth2005-08-10 11:51:44
  Sure. (n/t) by eric3_141592005-08-10 12:33:53
What is your Nature? (The Divided Kingdom Test) by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I disagree. by LionsPhil2005-08-10 15:46:13
  CHOLERIC. Huh . . . . . (n/t) by merlin2005-08-10 13:20:18
  sanguine by classic_jon2005-08-10 13:02:13
    ditto (n/t) by Reddy2005-08-10 13:21:03
  Sanguine. (n/t) by Llyr2005-08-10 12:45:46
  SANGUINE - does this mean something? by LongFist2005-08-10 12:40:58
  Choleric. by esbita2005-08-10 12:36:43
  Callin' me phlegmatic... makes me wanna spit! by bobmon2005-08-10 12:28:25
  I demand a recount. by wheresthefish2005-08-10 12:08:42
    Fits me somewhat. (n/t) by esbita2005-08-10 12:37:25
    Apparently I've got cholera too (n/t) by evil_andy2005-08-10 12:21:35
    I'm OK with mine, it seems reasonable by JimK2005-08-10 12:13:55
  PhlegmPhlegmPhlegmPhlegmPhlegm by Kickstart2005-08-10 12:01:31
    Baked beans are off! (n/t) by hyzenthlay2005-08-10 12:37:17
  Phlegmatic by Scragman2005-08-10 11:57:07
  Your nature is PHLEGMATIC. by BaruMonkey2005-08-10 11:53:01
    me sixteen by Freakazoid2005-08-10 13:10:50
    Ich auch (n/t) by thread_killer2005-08-10 12:59:17
    Me too, but I usually come out as Melancholic by BloodyViking2005-08-10 12:44:56
      Of course, by BloodyViking2005-08-10 12:48:44
    Me too (n/t) by BorgKing2005-08-10 12:24:42
      ditto (n/t) by emlaabs2005-08-10 12:33:33
        tritto (n/t) by VCA2005-08-10 13:07:00
    Same here by SnArL2005-08-10 12:01:01
  And I am such a peace-loving ufie... by shana2005-08-10 11:44:58
    I got that too. (n/t) by lucidpsyche2005-08-10 12:59:45
    That was me exactly. (n/t) by evilsysadmin2005-08-10 11:49:43
      Must be all those users calling... by shana2005-08-10 11:58:53
  I'm phlegmatic. You can find me near by Peace_man2005-08-10 11:43:21
    .... and another. :-> (n/t) by FractalEdge2005-08-10 14:37:31
    .... and another. :-> (n/t) by FractalEdge2005-08-10 14:37:00
    me too (n/t) by normc2005-08-10 13:32:17
    Hi, neighbor ! (n/t) by Number_Six2005-08-10 11:47:59
      Ditto n/t by Rolls2005-08-10 11:59:28
  Melancholic by freon2005-08-10 11:42:41
    Me too (n/t) by TechisSO2005-08-10 12:49:39
      Yay for the minority! (n/t) by freon2005-08-10 13:11:50
  Interesting... by da-gimp2005-08-10 11:42:36
  Mmm... Phlegm. :P (n/t) by farfalla2005-08-10 11:39:43
    Add another one to the list by theanomaly2005-08-10 14:50:46
    C'est moi by swingfroggy2005-08-10 14:35:44
    I didn't realize I was Phlegmish... (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2005-08-10 14:30:50
    Ditto. (n/t) by ShadoCat2005-08-10 13:45:22
    Chalk another one up for me. (n/t) by ClosetGeek2005-08-10 11:48:13
    Me too.. (n/t) by corvus_one2005-08-10 11:45:54
  My results: Sanguine. by Illiad2005-08-10 11:36:39
    ditto (nt) by gibuu2005-08-10 12:32:58
    Add me to the list ;) (n/t) by Rattler2005-08-10 12:00:33
    ditto (n/t) by tallastro2005-08-10 11:58:46
    same here (n/t) by j.butterfly2005-08-10 11:56:52
    That one goes for me as well. by Spisefisken2005-08-10 11:50:08
      Does that mean you are prime to be a cartoonist? ( (n/t) by da-gimp2005-08-10 11:53:59
        I hope not. by Spisefisken2005-08-10 11:58:45
    Me too, apparently (n/t) by imperito2005-08-10 11:49:48
To sell or not (motherboard) by dennismv2005-08-10 11:31:06
  Well, I won't pay full price for used by Rolls2005-08-10 11:46:51
    hmm by dennismv2005-08-10 12:18:17
      Not much chance, IMO by Kickstart2005-08-10 13:31:47
        I guess I'll keep it by dennismv2005-08-10 14:41:55
I'm so unmotivated this week by Kickstart2005-08-10 11:25:17
  Mmm... Phlegm. :P by BaruMonkey2005-08-10 11:56:10
  It's time to move on... by j.butterfly2005-08-10 11:39:41
  Get more sleep. by wheresthefish2005-08-10 11:29:50
    we definitely don't sleep adequately by j.butterfly2005-08-10 11:53:31
  When you find out, let me know. by farfalla2005-08-10 11:28:06
    Same here. by AndyA2005-08-10 11:30:44
Musical guilty pleasures by Llyr2005-08-10 10:56:08
  S Club 7. by staticsan2005-08-10 16:09:35
    *Ahem* by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ace of Base (n/t) by Concept2005-08-10 15:28:05
  Doubt anyone here has heard of him but... by LeoHyuuga2005-08-10 12:43:11
  Simple Minds (n/t) by ixeian2005-08-10 12:25:41
  <sings> Reach for the stars </sings> by JimK2005-08-10 12:12:13
  Soft Cell (n/t) by Nashville2005-08-10 11:54:48
  Pet Shop Boys (n/t) by ttlogic2005-08-10 11:35:01
  the King by salix2005-08-10 11:28:33
  <innocent look> by spiffikins2005-08-10 11:26:03
  Backstreet Boys by farfalla2005-08-10 11:25:12
  Well I won't put it in the headline by Spisefisken2005-08-10 11:19:47
  Even though I was raised as a catholic by moddermonster2005-08-10 11:14:58
  Enrique Iglesias (n/t) by j.butterfly2005-08-10 11:14:28
  Certain J-POP artists. by Da_Pineapple2005-08-10 11:13:39
    Yuki Kajiura? by raptor_872005-08-10 14:24:40
  Kylie Minogue by emlaabs2005-08-10 11:12:10
  Duran Duran (n/t) by SnArL2005-08-10 11:09:06
  Aqua... by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:01:51
    earworm!!!! AAHHHH! I curse you! (n/t) by j.butterfly2005-08-10 11:12:40
    </me too> (n/t) by emlaabs2005-08-10 11:12:29
  anything i raided from my dads collection (n/t) by astro-g2005-08-10 10:57:47
I have a mouse bean by Hellahulla2005-08-10 10:55:53
  Those look like mouse balls by SnArL2005-08-10 11:08:25
    Throws a bucket of mouse balls by Hellahulla2005-08-10 11:27:49
      Poor Mices by peired2005-08-10 11:45:28
        ANYMORE mouse testicle jokes :) by Hellahulla2005-08-10 11:58:13
SOTM: by SnArL2005-08-10 10:55:52
Speaking of Yahoo by FractalEdge2005-08-10 10:49:52
A daily reminder from the LOTGD Green Dragon by LOTGD2006-11-19 12:55:59
Javascript Tutorials, particularially Forms? by MikeCDN2005-08-10 10:30:09
  May want to look at by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
    awsome, thanks (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-08-10 12:10:51
  So, you want a dropdown box inside of a form? by lab rat2005-08-10 10:53:05
    hmm? by MikeCDN2005-08-10 10:55:43
      I know of what you speak. by lab rat2005-08-10 11:03:01
        Basically yeah :) by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:04:14
          and a real pain in the neck by lab rat2005-08-10 11:09:03
            thanks :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:11:34
Solaris Re-Primer? by Myke2005-08-10 10:30:00
  Don't all answer at once :\ (n/t) by Myke2005-08-10 11:18:48
With all the talk of US Canada relations and... by Rattler2006-11-19 12:55:59
  California is the granola state. by theanomaly2005-08-10 10:23:23
  Heh... by imperito2005-08-10 10:23:09
    If you are going to say that by altordwm2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Not Illinois... by VivianC2005-08-10 11:50:22
Don't know if it has been posted, but ScottRichter by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Search this page for "Richter". Dingdingding... ;) (n/t) by kelli2172005-08-10 10:24:55
A new high school is being near out house. When I by techi8702005-08-10 10:18:12
  s/being near out/being built near our/ by kelli2172005-08-10 10:33:38
    maybe they don't have indoor plumbing (n/t) by tallastro2005-08-10 10:35:03
  Sure it isn't part of the construction? by corvus_one2005-08-10 10:31:53
Fnord? by corvus_one2005-08-10 10:04:00
  call when you see 'wtf 404' ;-) (n/t) by cybergeek2005-08-10 10:12:05
am needing AD&D 3/3.5 advice by unjust2005-08-10 09:57:59
  Before you buy check with the GM. Our group by evilsysadmin2005-08-10 11:02:34
  a good Dwarf Cleric prestige class would by evilsysadmin2005-08-10 10:58:23
  You're looking for the "Complete" books by eric3_141592005-08-10 10:47:26
  oh and good character sheet pdf's by unjust2005-08-10 10:01:55
    Char Sheets by Jon D Davies2005-08-10 10:16:53
    Character sheets by SnArL2006-11-19 12:55:59
Korean gamer plays himself to death by farfalla2006-11-19 12:55:59
  OMG! Computer games kill! Ban them! by TheGM2005-08-10 15:21:58
  Farfalla? by run.dll2005-08-10 14:53:48
    ...nope! by farfalla2005-08-10 15:22:55
  The worst one for me was by DevinUll2005-08-10 11:46:16
  hmmm by Reddy2005-08-10 10:38:11
    some of the games have in game warnings that say, by dros422005-08-10 10:46:42
  That's not the first time some Korean has killed by dros422005-08-10 10:18:19
  Oh, they finally id'd the game as Starcraft eh by theanomaly2005-08-10 10:15:43
  Can't say I've ever done 50 by MikeCDN2005-08-10 10:06:52
    Hey, a fellow Hero! Greetings! :D by shana2005-08-10 11:04:14
      Positron, yeah thats it :) by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:05:50
        yep, me too... by shana2005-08-10 11:38:29
    back in the day by peired2005-08-10 10:42:28
  Idenitified only by his family name of Lee? by kelli2172005-08-10 10:03:18
    They should have... by imperito2005-08-10 10:06:15
    Or a Sikh identified by the name Singh? by farfalla2005-08-10 10:05:30
Wind, loose, or drow. by kelli2172005-08-10 09:53:12
  keep this person away by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 11:31:28
    Translation: by AustinKP2005-08-10 11:50:11
      Bin. Go. (n/t) by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 12:05:26
  Hmmm... Let's see if I parse this right: by ChuckAB2005-08-10 11:07:28
Yahoo upstages Google? by bensun2006-11-19 12:55:59
  not at all. i've always gottne better results by unjust2005-08-10 09:59:25
    when I remember, I use Twingine by Hellahulla2005-08-10 11:31:54
  A bigger index isn't everything. by Didactylos2005-08-10 09:53:48
    You mean, by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 10:15:40
  I wonder how much of that is porn (n/t) by augment_compass2005-08-10 09:51:14
  dang... just about to post that! by Lord_Dolphin2005-08-10 09:50:02
Trust America! They will always do the right thing by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  More W Bush nonsense is all. by tompaine2005-08-10 09:54:00
    OK, I understand that this is a bad situation by classic_jon2005-08-10 10:23:53
      You mean this? by TheGM2006-11-19 12:55:59
        what does a Anti-homosexual site have to do by classic_jon2005-08-10 10:43:55
          Understood, NP :) (n/t) by classic_jon2005-08-10 10:44:41
            It was related to the thread below. (n/t) by TheGM2005-08-10 12:25:40
              NP ;-) (n/t) by classic_jon2005-08-10 13:28:33
        Mispaste by TheGM2006-11-19 12:55:59
          On the corrected site, I will conceed that the by classic_jon2005-08-10 10:54:27
          Assume includes the $1.5mill logging gave GOP by penguintrip2005-08-10 10:50:04
            Is this the environmental review in question? by classic_jon2005-08-10 11:04:21
              Very good article. Have you seen the energy bill? by penguintrip2005-08-10 11:21:58
                Do you have a link to that? Busy as heck here and by classic_jon2005-08-10 11:51:22
                  Here's the softened version. by penguintrip2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    NP, I am welcome to valid info no matter by classic_jon2005-08-10 13:27:40
    To be fair by rfrovarp2005-08-10 10:13:28
      Never mind action began in 2002 (n/t) by rfrovarp2005-08-10 10:14:16
    What do you think the war chest is made from? (n/t) by imperito2005-08-10 09:56:00
  These folks just don't get it by Kickstart2005-08-10 09:51:48
    We're worried W will get us killed, or at least by penguintrip2005-08-10 10:05:49
      How is AIDS the fault of the govt? (n/t) by esbita2005-08-10 10:06:29
        AIDS education. It's not just in Uganda, y'all. by penguintrip2005-08-10 10:12:15
          Still abounds. by esbita2005-08-10 10:17:11
            Then I'll just blame ignorant Americans *sad face* by penguintrip2005-08-10 10:26:20
              But isn't... by VivianC2005-08-10 14:59:51
              In the industry I work in the sheeple effect is by classic_jon2005-08-10 10:37:28
              And yet they can't, and they don't. by esbita2005-08-10 10:37:21
                Gag rule has meant the deaths of many women by penguintrip2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  The money is there. by esbita2005-08-10 11:14:13
                    Wow, I'm exhausted. Will have to mull. by penguintrip2005-08-10 11:25:38
                      I have had a female roommate that had an by classic_jon2005-08-10 11:57:10
                        Gotta love it by VivianC2005-08-10 14:54:09
                          Sure she can. by Illiad2005-08-10 15:27:14
                            Basic definition by VivianC2005-08-10 18:29:32
                              Yup... by Illiad2005-08-10 18:54:05
                            Without going into details, it probably would have by classic_jon2005-08-10 15:44:13
                              Same here by VivianC2005-08-10 18:36:17
            Not exactly true. Sheeple are easier to govern. by mad_peter2005-08-10 10:24:49
        Obviously... by imperito2005-08-10 10:08:35
          Check my post above. (n/t) by penguintrip2005-08-10 10:13:00
  I like the line... by imperito2005-08-10 09:49:22
    The US has a history of wanting to play by Peace_man2005-08-10 09:55:43
      Thats the thing, they have to. by imperito2005-08-10 09:59:50
        I know:-( I'm hoping for China to become the by Peace_man2005-08-10 10:24:52
          If Vancouver's port can get it's s4 together ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2005-08-10 11:00:22
    Yeah, it's terrible... by Illiad2005-08-10 09:52:49
      it's a sign of weakness, didn't you now? by SouthpawPL2005-08-10 12:11:47
  It's... by Illiad2005-08-10 09:44:00
    Right... [rude words]... (n/t) by toxin2005-08-10 09:51:36
ATTN: board game geeks by McNutcase2005-08-10 09:16:25
  Near *mint*?! by Illiad2005-08-10 09:42:55
  *Bzzzzzzt* by wheresthefish2005-08-10 09:19:24
    OK. spread the news, I'm still in NBWL by McNutcase2005-08-10 09:31:31
      Hokely dokely. by wheresthefish2005-08-10 09:55:04
First my fax rings by thread_killer2005-08-10 09:12:56
  Now you are an accountant too?! by DesertRat662005-08-10 10:55:21
The 'Make a new Religion' thread! by Kickstart2005-08-10 08:47:15
  All of your worthly belongings should go to yours by Spisefisken2005-08-10 11:30:40
    "yours truly" being what you call by Kickstart2005-08-10 11:39:26
      or me. by Spisefisken2005-08-10 11:45:22
        Heh, ok :) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-10 11:54:53
  Second principle: education (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-10 10:36:52
    All should educate themselves to the by Kickstart2005-08-10 10:37:16
      Using only the approved sacred texts. (n/t) by BloodyViking2005-08-10 10:51:58
  All Hail Emperor Kahless! by kelli2172005-08-10 09:56:25
    Unless you are not Klingon... by jsrustad2005-08-10 10:33:28
  Honour is defined as ..... (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-10 09:27:17
    completely unrelated to Scientology (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-10 09:47:15
    selflessness and... (n/t) by fireballmatt2005-08-10 09:28:28
      honesty and... (n/t) by BloodyViking2005-08-10 09:30:07
        self and others perception of your person. (n/t) by fireballmatt2005-08-10 09:33:57
  Remove your earlobes by Chuk2005-08-10 09:22:06
    Unless you name is Van Gogh, by BloodyViking2005-08-10 09:29:20
  live with honor by voxwoman2005-08-10 09:12:21
    Didn't work out so well for Hugh, though ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2005-08-10 09:19:54
  Upon your death, you are judged by fireballmatt2005-08-10 09:09:47
    Which is a good thing by TheGM2005-08-10 09:12:44
    Your honour will be judged by... by Kickstart2005-08-10 09:11:33
      Once the 'hive' of minds has passed by fireballmatt2005-08-10 09:13:32
      Each negative judgement requires by BloodyViking2005-08-10 09:13:14
        unless you've purchased indulgences by voxwoman2005-08-10 09:14:56
          Whose cost is weighed in terms of your level of by Kickstart2005-08-10 09:17:17
          The cost of said indulgences by fireballmatt2005-08-10 09:16:25
            Heh...nice. (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-10 09:17:44
              GMTA eh? :) (n/t) by fireballmatt2005-08-10 09:20:09
  "isn't religion ALWAYS similar to Calvinball?" by theanomaly2005-08-10 09:02:49
  Dishonor stains a family for 3 generations down (n (n/t) by synack2005-08-10 09:00:23
    unless one commits himself or herself to death by fireballmatt2005-08-10 09:32:18
      Self-slaughter is dishonourable (n/t) by TheGM2005-08-10 10:33:15
    If and only if by BloodyViking2005-08-10 09:09:54
    Unless they are adopted (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-10 09:01:57
      and then it's 4 generations (n/t) by voxwoman2005-08-10 09:03:04
        who should have tattoos on their foreheads (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-10 09:05:33
  Your words and actions reflect your honour (n/t) by voxwoman2005-08-10 08:53:49
    A reflection is a reversal, therefore let by mad_peter2005-08-10 09:26:05
  Honour those who show honour (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-10 08:47:48
    which shall be in effect as the holy canon until by moddermonster2005-08-10 09:26:25
    Display your own honour through strength at arms by astro-g2005-08-10 08:55:59
      , at legs or other protruding body parts (n/t) by moddermonster2005-08-10 09:17:32
        under the premise that you show them in public (n/t) by moddermonster2005-08-10 09:18:01
          which might devoid you of any remaining honour, by moddermonster2005-08-10 09:18:56
      Excercise daily. (n/t) by FractalEdge2005-08-10 09:02:47
        Unless 'daily' is the name of someone by Kickstart2005-08-10 09:06:14
          Not if you want by FractalEdge2005-08-10 09:15:15
          Maybe 'Daily' is a dog by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 09:07:54
    Unless their honor dishonors you. (n/t) by fireballmatt2005-08-10 08:48:35
      Or they forget to put the "U" in honour (n/t) by TechisSO2005-08-10 08:55:43
      In which case, they should be dishonoured (n/t) by Kickstart2005-08-10 08:49:30
        Honestly? (n/t) by Dshade2005-08-10 08:52:18
          Honesty is the best policy by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 08:53:29
            But only when it is honorable to be honest (n/t) by hyzenthlay2005-08-10 08:55:23
Yesterday's responses by wwill2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Further to the credibility of Bush, and other by Peace_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I mostly skipped that thread yesterday by voxwoman2005-08-10 08:50:53
    Replied Privately (n/t) by wwill2005-08-10 09:28:35
OH NOES!!! My child is becoming homosexual!! by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Gotta love the use of statistics here by run.dll2005-08-10 14:52:08
  5/7 but straight. by Phoon2005-08-10 14:35:03
  When I was growing up by ClosetGeek2005-08-10 10:35:41
    Oh, and... by ClosetGeek2005-08-10 11:28:30
  Funny, I think I experienced all 7 by Lord_Dolphin2005-08-10 09:55:05
  It's fear that does it. by Peace_man2005-08-10 09:43:13
  if he's gay, hit him with a flogger by unjust2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The ex-gay movement is a crock by TrogL2006-11-19 12:55:59
  because "homosexual children aren't well adjusted" by Trinity_Quasar2005-08-10 09:10:08
    Shhhhhhhhh! You'll frighten the fundies. (n/t) by SnArL2005-08-10 09:34:20
    As much as I don't hold prejudice by Kickstart2005-08-10 09:22:07
      What is it about everything being a disease? by shana2005-08-10 10:53:49
        disagreeing with you slightly here by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 10:59:28
          Ha, knew someone would get me on that one :p by shana2005-08-10 11:30:56
      There exists a continuum by TrogL2005-08-10 09:40:50
      That definition of disorder by TheGM2005-08-10 09:40:18
        Heck, by LionsPhil2005-08-10 15:19:34
        I suppose one could argue by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 09:49:40
          Aren't humans pack animals? by TheGM2005-08-10 10:01:41
            Hmm, never heard of that one. by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 10:05:27
          We really need to step by Kickstart2005-08-10 10:01:37
            Well, oot's reponse to you... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
              I don't think it really is a logical critique by Kickstart2005-08-10 15:37:55
      Different != disorder by oot2005-08-10 09:39:50
        I'm not white, I'm melanin-challenged. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-08-10 10:12:59
      By this definition of disorder... by cmantito2005-08-10 09:35:31
      IMO, there are more heteros that need fixing. by penguintrip2005-08-10 09:30:27
      Well I wouldn't consider is a disorder. by Trinity_Quasar2005-08-10 09:27:05
  5/7 by TheGM2005-08-10 09:09:58
  Landovers take on the issue... by evilsysadmin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It's not? (n/t) by TrogL2005-08-10 09:43:37
      Although I know folks close to this, no. by penguintrip2006-11-19 12:55:59
    My Mom would join if Landover was real (n/t) by penguintrip2005-08-10 09:37:36
  Okay, this is absolutely weird... by LeoHyuuga2005-08-10 08:56:25
    Prove? What is this proof of which you speak? by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 09:11:29
  Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? by moddermonster2005-08-10 08:53:30
  The site is laughable... by BillBellevueNE2005-08-10 08:46:47
    Heh. Ready. You are probably over 40. by kelli2172005-08-10 09:48:00
      14 = 9th grade (freshman highschool) by Divinar22005-08-10 16:10:10
  I would respond, but... by Dshade2005-08-10 08:46:28
  Hey according to that i suffer gender confusion by MikeCDN2005-08-10 08:37:48
    Boy, I was worried - 3/7, I'm still straight by Divinar22005-08-10 16:06:46
    No, you're disor(der)iented (n/t) by shana2005-08-10 11:35:48
    Lets do it from someone who has this so-called GID by Trinity_Quasar2005-08-10 09:21:33
    I am engaged to a woman by Spisefisken2005-08-10 09:08:43
  "Secret fears of divine retribution"? by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 08:30:40
  Gender identity and sexual orientation are NOT... by kelli2172005-08-10 08:27:41
    Indeed, many children have been abused because by swingfroggy2005-08-10 14:56:01
    I gotta admit, I just don't know what by mad_peter2005-08-10 10:03:14
      What, besides anatomy, makes you a boy or a girl? (n/t) by kelli2172005-08-10 10:06:44
        Anatomy alone. (n/t) by mad_peter2005-08-10 10:14:06
          Correct. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-08-10 15:17:30
          For me, at any rate. I'm not trying to impose my by mad_peter2005-08-10 10:16:26
            And if you didn't have anatomy to fall back on? by kelli2172005-08-10 10:23:02
              If I didn't have anatomy, why would I care? (n/t) by mad_peter2005-08-10 10:27:24
              If I didn't have an anatomy to fall back on by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 10:26:36
                Agreed by quilting_kitty2005-08-10 10:41:43
                  BTW, my lack of understanding is by quilting_kitty2005-08-10 12:07:15
                Then imagine, for the sake of argument, ... by kelli2172005-08-10 10:40:43
                  I can sort of imagine that. by mad_peter2005-08-10 11:07:17
                    It happens. Just take my word for it. (n/t) by kelli2172005-08-10 13:29:51
                  I'm not sure here by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 10:44:08
                    Well, I was trying to go in a different direction. by kelli2172005-08-10 10:49:36
                      Absolutely by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 10:53:38
                        Can you understand how someone in that situation.. by kelli2172005-08-10 13:35:16
                          Not really by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 16:45:59
    I fully agree...that site just made me feel a by Fayth2005-08-10 08:49:52
      They love the 1750's. You meant the 1950s? by Dshade2005-08-10 08:51:39
  Oh noes!!! There's a Minniad?!???!! by wheresthefish2005-08-10 08:25:47
    It's the Lil'liad :) (n/t) by Concept2005-08-10 10:20:53
    The Minniad by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 08:31:35
      The Small Odyssey (n/t) by plblark2005-08-10 08:33:46
        The Minnesinger by MatthewDBA2006-11-19 12:55:59
I would hate this comment (too), but... by transcendor2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yeah, these aren't really allowed here IIRC. (n/t) by Myke2005-08-10 08:15:27
    could we get a MODs Consensus? by plblark2005-08-10 08:33:21
      Have to (partially) contradict you,I blame me by transcendor2005-08-10 08:46:34
      I'm not a consensus of mods by myself, by Nea2005-08-10 08:41:31
      from what I remember by fireballmatt2005-08-10 08:39:07
      Official ruling, off-the-cuff. by Illiad2005-08-10 08:38:54
        Meh beat me to it. (n/t) by fireballmatt2005-08-10 08:39:36
          Beat me, too. by Nea2005-08-10 08:42:27
            oh yes, I wouldnt want to be the one by fireballmatt2005-08-10 08:43:12
              Bah, live life on the edge. Disable Illiad, I dare by techi8702005-08-10 08:48:12
                User annihilated. by Illiad2005-08-10 08:49:56
                  LOL (n/t) by techi8702005-08-10 09:34:44
                  Does this mean I can collect his life insurance? by TechisSO2005-08-10 08:57:58
                  *adds firewall rule* by Myke2005-08-10 08:56:33
                    * expects parodies of Myke in cartoon * by plblark2005-08-10 08:57:22
    OOps - please undo my last (above) comment by transcendor2005-08-10 08:28:14
      The base code, 4 hours at most by MikeCDN2005-08-10 08:41:27
      I could probably write one in under an hour. by Myke2005-08-10 08:37:14
    wait, the what now? by plblark2005-08-10 08:20:57
      Further dialog... by Myke2005-08-10 08:35:10
        Thanks for posting that by plblark2005-08-10 08:56:38
Why does my back hurt all of a sudden? by hadji2005-08-10 07:58:27
  Did you get by LeoHyuuga2005-08-10 08:43:40
  Everyone start taking Yoga NOW!!! by voxwoman2005-08-10 08:22:59
    Tai' Chi does a good job of that as well ;) (n/t) by classic_jon2005-08-10 09:29:16
  Some questions... by Fayth2005-08-10 08:06:25
    The shoes question is a good one by thread_killer2005-08-10 08:08:26
      Agreed by Fayth2005-08-10 08:25:08
  This is too ironic. by merlin2005-08-10 08:05:07
    Not to rant... by Fayth2005-08-10 08:12:27
      *laughs Diet Coke out nose* by SnArL2005-08-10 08:59:17
  Old Age setting in? ;) (n/t) by peired2005-08-10 07:59:17
Starting the countdown! by fireballmatt2005-08-10 07:58:15
  24 hours until I get to the airport by voxwoman2005-08-10 08:25:21
    Go? by thread_killer2005-08-10 08:26:35
      no one has suggested I move into the Padded Room by voxwoman2005-08-10 08:28:24
        padded rooms are fun! by fireballmatt2005-08-10 08:30:57
          Jokes you can play in certain jobs by thread_killer2005-08-10 08:37:06
            LOL! thats great! by fireballmatt2005-08-10 08:42:03
              She said she went into the system herself by thread_killer2005-08-10 08:43:32
                smart woman :) by fireballmatt2005-08-10 08:47:07
        "Mostly" by thread_killer2005-08-10 08:30:32
          why don't you come up to NJ and let me cook by voxwoman2005-08-10 08:56:44
  You flying into/ out of Savannah? by thread_killer2005-08-10 08:11:15
    actually driving down to hilton head by fireballmatt2005-08-10 08:29:23
Red, gold and greeeeeeeeeeen by hadji2005-08-10 07:49:19
  Lovin' would be easy if your colors were like... by kelli2172005-08-10 08:18:38
I'm gonna be late for work by SnArL2005-08-10 07:44:19
  if you gonna be late by smiler_as2005-08-10 07:49:02
    You mean I should cruise into the parking lot by SnArL2005-08-10 08:41:12
Finaly got a picture of me online by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not ugly - I've seen ugly - That isn't it. (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-08-10 10:26:39
  {{{Roque1971}}} by Reddy2005-08-10 08:31:57
Please pray at 2:45pm EDT today by SnappingTurtle2005-08-10 07:24:46
  what board time is that?? (n/t) by Reddy2005-08-10 08:32:37
    That's at 11:45 board time by da-gimp2005-08-10 08:53:39
    11:45 board time (EDT - 3) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 08:42:04
something amasing is hapening tomorow by rogue19712005-08-10 07:03:44
  Yahoo360? (n/t) by Fayth2005-08-10 07:44:10
  homepage.mac.com by thread_killer2005-08-10 07:05:14
    anything free? by rogue19712005-08-10 07:09:27
      flickr? by farfalla2005-08-10 09:43:47
UN allows Iran to begin enriching uranium by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Looking at atomic weapons as the equivalent by Peace_man2005-08-10 10:20:43
    As a non-gun owner by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 10:33:33
      I don't buy the premise that weapon security by tallastro2005-08-10 11:01:57
      By that logic, considering that any country by Peace_man2005-08-10 10:37:59
        Pandora has already opened the box. by esbita2005-08-10 10:41:32
          Good heavens - I would certainly not blame by Peace_man2005-08-10 10:46:20
            Killing 120,000 (mostly civilians) is responsible? by MikeCDN2005-08-10 10:52:16
              You may disagree with their estimates, but by Peace_man2005-08-10 11:02:35
                that doesn't make it right by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:07:54
                  Numbers and reasons by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
                    becuase by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:49:40
                      You should read the history of the Okinawa Invasio by DesertRat662005-08-10 12:09:14
                        My mother (Japonese) explained it to me by DevinUll2005-08-10 16:27:05
                      My dad was in the Air Force by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 11:58:55
                  War itself is wrong and irresponsible. by esbita2005-08-10 11:26:14
                    uh... irrelevent by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:31:50
                      Is indeed relevant. by esbita2005-08-10 11:36:55
                        what? by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:39:13
                          War crimes are determined by the victors. by esbita2005-08-10 11:40:44
                            So, that makes it all okay then? (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:41:58
                              Your original question... by esbita2005-08-10 11:52:13
                                I'll take rocks. by tallastro2005-08-10 12:15:45
                                Precisely my point. by esbita2005-08-10 12:22:52
                                As an interesting aside by Elessar2005-08-10 12:21:58
              And how many more... by esbita2005-08-10 10:56:37
                Ever hear the saying 2 wrongs don't make a right? by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:01:18
                  Not saying it wasn't wrong... by esbita2005-08-10 11:39:51
                  I have sympathy for all soldiers by tallastro2005-08-10 11:14:00
                    never said there weren't by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:20:32
                      How do you feel about police, firefighters, or by tallastro2005-08-10 11:31:17
                        uh by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:33:40
                          That's why we had to wear those by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 11:49:41
                            perception i suppose by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:53:21
                              You can't? by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 12:00:00
                                Thanks, that was my point (n/t) by tallastro2005-08-10 12:07:33
                      I'd feel sorry for people who died by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 11:23:20
                  Hang on there by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 11:07:41
                    estimates are never 100% right by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:10:57
                      Doctrine of the times by DesertRat662005-08-10 11:21:58
                      I'm not saying that killing *anyone* is okay by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 11:21:31
                        Have you heard me say that Dresden was okay? by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:26:22
                          We did start off that way by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 11:40:57
  UN allows USA to contiune enriching uranium by MikeCDN2005-08-10 08:49:01
    One could comment by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 09:02:37
      You mean Iran might actually use them? by MikeCDN2005-08-10 09:06:52
        So allowing an even more unstable nation... by esbita2005-08-10 09:14:57
          No it's more like saying by MikeCDN2005-08-10 09:22:41
            The USA doesn't by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
              It seems to be the USA who throws a hissy fit over by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:16:39
                Reread the article in the TLP by DesertRat662005-08-10 11:27:21
                  No one so far by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:35:05
                    Odd by DesertRat662005-08-10 11:48:42
                      you consider urging the SC a hissy fit? by MikeCDN2005-08-10 11:57:05
                        Both by DesertRat662005-08-10 12:11:05
            It's a "you first" thing. You really have to ask? by esbita2005-08-10 09:37:28
              um... if the German's were by MikeCDN2005-08-10 09:51:53
                And regarding proliferation? by esbita2005-08-10 10:04:40
                  Not to mention that a ground assault on Japan by DevinUll2005-08-10 15:09:24
            What I was saying by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 09:32:20
              To give an example that my uncle gave me by classic_jon2005-08-10 09:55:39
                Pure coincidence, I know by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 10:11:06
  I think its a great idea.... by DevinUll2005-08-10 08:22:59
  Why, that's as silly as... by SnappingTurtle2005-08-10 07:36:44
    Wasn't that the "guns for drugs" deal? by kahuana2005-08-10 07:56:44
  I think this is more a threat than anything seriou by evilsysadmin2005-08-10 07:16:10
    Thought the same myself... by esbita2005-08-10 07:19:01
      I know you're a smart person by thread_killer2005-08-10 07:28:54
        Doing that. by esbita2005-08-10 07:40:04
          Addendum by esbita2005-08-10 07:55:27
            I put away 11% of gross by thread_killer2005-08-10 08:04:59
              I eat ramen NOW. How the Foxtrot am I... by kelli2172005-08-10 08:22:54
                By prioritizing by schwing12005-08-10 08:30:56
                  Prioritize? by kelli2172005-08-10 08:53:29
                    Ouch. by VivianC2005-08-10 14:31:52
                      Actually, what I need to do is... by kelli2172005-08-10 14:50:27
                        All that... by VivianC2005-08-10 15:08:01
                  Easier said than done, really. by esbita2005-08-10 08:41:49
                    Latte Factor by VivianC2005-08-10 18:44:19
                    Ya know I was just gonna mention that. by DevinUll2005-08-10 08:58:50
                      Already have. by esbita2005-08-10 09:11:53
                        Decent steps by schwing12005-08-10 09:31:12
                    I was not intending to be condescending by schwing12005-08-10 08:55:51
                      You blew it by VivianC2005-08-10 14:14:40
                      I didn't mean to snap. by esbita2005-08-10 09:04:33
                        I'm looking by VivianC2005-08-10 14:09:18
                        No worries by schwing12005-08-10 09:15:40
              That's why the Roth appeals. by esbita2005-08-10 08:09:33
  Allows? by wheresthefish2005-08-10 07:08:46
    Yes allows by DesertRat662005-08-10 07:14:42
      Errr. Whatever you say. by wheresthefish2005-08-10 07:33:10
  Umm excuse me oppressed people of Iran, by hieraco2005-08-10 06:58:29
  I think it's a great idea by thread_killer2005-08-10 06:48:37
    you said what I was thinking (n/t) by voxwoman2005-08-10 08:58:42
    I wonder if Iran realizes by DesertRat662005-08-10 06:54:03
      I suspect you'll find by wheresthefish2005-08-10 06:57:30
        They need to be a little more sneaky about it by tallastro2005-08-10 07:07:06
          CIA was well aware of Pakistan situation by ttlogic2005-08-10 07:30:50
            Was this a favor so Pakistan by tallastro2005-08-10 07:37:28
              As I understand, mostly an error of judgement by ttlogic2005-08-10 07:55:52
                If that was the case, the CIA was only by tallastro2005-08-10 08:10:26
          Maybe, maybe not. by wheresthefish2005-08-10 07:18:12
            Military leverage might be more important by tallastro2005-08-10 07:27:53
        Brilliant idea by DesertRat662005-08-10 07:01:16
          Who said anything about nuking land targets? by evil_andy2005-08-10 08:58:37
          Who said anything about by wheresthefish2005-08-10 07:10:51
            Don't know much about nuclear detonations? by DesertRat662005-08-10 07:16:57
              Ahem. Suicide bombings ring any bells? by kahuana2005-08-10 07:54:10
                Yeah but considering the problems Iran by DesertRat662005-08-10 11:02:47
                  That problem will evapourate if the US moves in. by kahuana2005-08-10 13:39:56
                  What makes you so sure they will? by Peace_man2005-08-10 11:04:41
                    Building a bomb is one thing by DesertRat662005-08-10 11:29:22
                      What makes you so sure? (n/t) by Peace_man2005-08-10 11:38:10
                        Even before most people were directly concerned by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 11:44:42
              In a region that won't hurt as much. by wheresthefish2005-08-10 07:19:42
              Which way do the winds blow around there? by thread_killer2005-08-10 07:17:50
          I have no clue over timescale but by McGowan2005-08-10 07:06:04
            It didn't stop us from putting troops in Fulda by thread_killer2005-08-10 07:07:38
              When will governments grow up? (n/t) by McGowan2005-08-10 07:09:14
                For reference: Fulda by thread_killer2006-11-19 12:55:59
                When sociopaths quit getting elected I think by thread_killer2005-08-10 07:09:59
                  Long live anarchy? (n/t) by McGowan2005-08-10 07:12:28
                    I'm not quite so naive as to believe by thread_killer2005-08-10 07:16:06
                      Total honesty, all I know is that by McGowan2005-08-10 07:25:51
                        Thus the Winston Churchill comment by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 08:22:01
Clock Watcher Thread (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-08-10 06:34:39
  80 days! by WolfenOne2005-08-10 12:14:05
  One BILLION!, three hundred fifty-two million, by SouthpawPL2005-08-10 11:59:43
  Stardate -317392.4497716896 CET DST by moddermonster2006-11-19 12:55:59
  59 days (n/t) by MatthewDBA2005-08-10 08:32:45
  3,259 days, 6 hours, 4 minutes by ChuckAB2005-08-10 08:26:03
  365,730 hours to go by andyz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    16d7h50m to go by andyz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  7.5 hours to go (n/t) by TechisSO2005-08-10 08:06:49
  40 minutes to go... (n/t) by RichLondoner2005-08-10 07:48:22
  25h15m to go. (n/t) by Glytch782005-08-10 07:12:06
  13 hours before I have to be back at work GdNight by hieraco2005-08-10 07:00:15
  Two hours, thirty two minutes. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-08-10 06:59:43
  About a half an hour by thread_killer2005-08-10 06:44:55
  62 more hours. by da-gimp2005-08-10 06:36:07
  4.5 hours to go (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-08-10 06:34:51
    9 hours to go (n/t) by TechisSO2005-08-10 06:35:16
I'm not sure I could be any madder by thread_killer2005-08-10 05:46:20
  Maybe I can help by SnappingTurtle2005-08-10 07:07:13
  Don't forget to send a bill for the estimate! (n/t by ideur2005-08-10 06:07:22
    I was going to suggest the same thing by voxwoman2005-08-10 06:26:27
      I want to extract my payment in teeth by thread_killer2005-08-10 06:38:22
        I. See.... by voxwoman2005-08-10 09:01:07
  First though,....I'm going on a Dr Pepper run by thread_killer2005-08-10 05:49:42
    That sucks... by peired2005-08-10 05:54:30
      If you are an SBA disadvantaged business by thread_killer2005-08-10 06:19:37
        Hmmm let's see by peired2005-08-10 06:27:46
          *shrug* oh well.... by thread_killer2005-08-10 06:39:41
            Jokeing ly tell your bosses to grow a set by joecrouse2005-08-10 07:20:57
              We can't win as prime by thread_killer2005-08-10 07:24:32
                what's a "disadvantaged" business? by voxwoman2005-08-10 09:10:33
                  SDB by thread_killer2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    AKA...Corporate affirmative action. by thread_killer2005-08-10 09:18:10
wow.. Hi all.. by ts0032006-11-19 12:55:59
I'm assuming we get all weapons right? by HaloSniper102005-08-10 05:35:45
  Whoops by HaloSniper102005-08-10 05:41:56
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Migiizis by Karenh2005-08-10 05:26:40
  So sorry :( by Kickstart2005-08-10 12:07:29
  I'm sorry for your loss... by Scragman2005-08-10 10:47:13
  My condolences by ixeian2005-08-10 09:54:31
  I'm very sorry for your loss. by Spud312005-08-10 09:49:55
  I'm so sorry for your loss. by Nea2005-08-10 08:59:53
  For those of you that might not know this by JPaganel2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Well I'll be... by wheresthefish2005-08-10 08:23:59
      Similar situation here. by McNutcase2005-08-10 09:34:40
    I wondered that. by thread_killer2005-08-10 08:15:49
      I wasn't sure if it would be appropriate by JPaganel2005-08-10 08:29:06
        Which is why I didn't ask. (n/t) by thread_killer2005-08-10 08:29:44
  What?!? by Illiad2005-08-10 08:10:14
  My condolences. by esbita2005-08-10 08:02:54
  My sincerest condolences. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-08-10 08:01:17
  He Talked of you often Dave by Karenh2005-08-10 07:59:12
    I know he loved you, by pecosdave2005-08-10 08:04:03
  Though I never met him in person, by pecosdave2005-08-10 07:39:48
    I'm sorry about the outburst. by pecosdave2005-08-10 07:56:21
      I know it can't compare by pecosdave2005-08-10 08:00:02
  :( by Bellator2005-08-10 07:29:04
  {{{Karenh}}} by smiler_as2005-08-10 07:28:13
    Thank You Nola by Karenh2005-08-10 08:08:09
      White would be a good color. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-08-10 09:34:45
  *lights a candle for Migiizis* {{{Karenh}}} (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-08-10 07:26:01
  {{{Karenh}}} by Blindman2005-08-10 07:19:57
  {{{karenh}}} by radiowave9112005-08-10 07:16:17
  my condolences (n/t) by plblark2005-08-10 07:09:52
  My condolences. by BloodyViking2005-08-10 06:19:47
  What happened? by adiplomat2005-08-10 06:11:08
    Migiizis by Karenh2005-08-10 06:14:23
      {{{Karenh}}} by voxwoman2005-08-10 06:33:06
        That is good advice. by BloodyViking2005-08-10 06:48:02
      Confusing and sad - no doubt. :( by theanomaly2005-08-10 06:23:38
        Migiizis by Karenh2005-08-10 06:27:04
        Migiizis by Karenh2005-08-10 06:26:35
      I... really don't know what to say, let alone by adiplomat2005-08-10 06:22:13
      Thank you by Karenh2005-08-10 06:21:10
      Sorry for your loss. (n/t) by thread_killer2005-08-10 06:18:04
Gen-Con by wolfhound6682006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's NEXT week!?!?!? by vampire2005-08-10 08:11:04
  Yeah. Pretty sure I'll be there. (n/t) by hadji2005-08-10 07:30:50
Personal product review. by joecrouse2005-08-10 05:05:27
opdwin9x / smsmon prob...Heeeelp! by salix2005-08-10 04:33:57
  KB327344 ? by sysangel2005-08-10 05:24:15
Update on my child custody case by airborneric2005-08-10 04:27:32
  ((AirBornEric)) by shadowsystems2005-08-10 04:40:20
    The kids need counseling by airborneric2005-08-10 04:48:01
      when you get custody of them (based on the story) by joecrouse2005-08-10 05:07:43
  hey. by zeitnot2005-08-10 04:37:57
Trondheim/NTNU here I come by langly2006-11-19 12:55:59
Scott Richter pays $7m for spamming by Gargravarr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Will M$ be sharing that settlement? by rorajoey2005-08-10 16:07:52
  Ah, fond memories... by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Is Microsoft the new law enforcement or what? by Winsmith2005-08-10 04:32:45
    Microsoft owns hotmail, by Gargravarr2005-08-10 04:59:52
      Microsoft owns the Internet. by hieraco2005-08-10 06:47:41
        Actually, it belongs to Henry Van Statten by Cural2005-08-10 19:34:03
        Bill Gates bought it from Al Gore? (n/t) by rorajoey2005-08-10 16:06:41
          No, Al Gore Invented the internet, Gates pwns it. (n/t) by hieraco2005-08-10 22:36:15
        Microsoft pwnz j00! (n/t) by firehawk2005-08-10 07:04:52
    To Microsoft, $7 million is a drop in the bucket. by jmaxsohmer2005-08-10 04:35:49
  His business still exists by naqoyqatsi2005-08-10 04:23:07
  Rotten, scummy Micr-- by jmaxsohmer2005-08-10 04:03:23
    Yeah I did the same thing by DevinUll2005-08-10 09:54:48
Canada cuts off communication with Britian by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nope. Took a little while to start loading by lonegunman2005-08-10 09:36:32
  I've been having problems with them lately by evil_andy2005-08-10 04:03:16
    newsimg.bbc.co.uk was out for an hour or so by wheresthefish2005-08-10 04:23:08
  Try by IP? by wheresthefish2005-08-10 03:55:04
    Took about 4 minutes to start loading by hieraco2005-08-10 04:50:56
I love local news by evil_andy2006-11-19 12:55:59
W00T! I got 100% by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Try to get it lower. by klar_at_work2005-08-10 04:04:38
    Tell me about it! by parastra2005-08-10 05:06:15
      how dop you do that? by hieraco2005-08-10 06:44:21
        Wasn't too hard... by parastra2005-08-10 15:08:46
          Just like in the real world by hieraco2005-08-10 16:24:10
    Just like real life! by Concept2005-08-10 04:58:50
  Stays at 100%. (n/t) by Arivia2005-08-10 03:31:15
The UF Toolbox daily reminder by UF Toolbox2006-11-19 12:55:59
Oh it came today and worked too :) by RichLondoner2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What is digital terrestrial? by hieraco2005-08-10 02:18:19
    It's called Freeview... by RichLondoner2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Neither. by aix tom2005-08-10 02:24:16
      Are these a global standard or regional? by hieraco2005-08-10 02:34:49
        technical or programming wise ? by aix tom2005-08-10 02:46:11
          SFN by clystron2005-08-10 04:13:52
        standards by clystron2005-08-10 02:44:11
Illyways by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *blearily fixes own pot of BAS* by esbita2005-08-10 06:45:00
  I'm late by naqoyqatsi2005-08-10 04:15:45
  magic mushroom Pizza for lunch Mmmmm by hieraco2005-08-10 01:56:38
    There are some reasons why I push the bin out by ideur2005-08-10 02:45:06
Anyone for W:ET? (n/t) by Arivia2005-08-10 01:32:05
  I *would* but... by peired2005-08-10 10:37:55
  meh.... by MrTrick2005-08-10 04:09:25
  ATTN: Fireballmatt by MrTrick2005-08-10 01:37:28
    shamless adv. by langly2006-11-19 12:55:59
      There is also wolfet.pyroteknix.net/status.php by merlin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I was trying to figure out who to tell that to... by Arivia2005-08-10 01:44:02
      since it is FBM's site by stacato2005-08-10 01:48:21
    it's an overall problem with his website by stacato2005-08-10 01:42:06
  I'm at wrok, but i try .... by ideur2005-08-10 01:35:31
Attn - insta-post causing people: by cybergeek2005-08-10 01:16:39
  email Kickstart by Nea2005-08-10 09:06:31
    groovy, thanks :) (n/t) by cybergeek2005-08-10 09:36:13
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
Creative: Worse tech support, ever... by Freakazoid2005-08-10 00:59:03
  Huh? by themadkansan2005-08-10 01:48:02
    nope, doesn't support it at all by Freakazoid2005-08-10 10:46:42
    yes, turn on CMSS in playcenter and by ihavebigpiranha2005-08-10 02:23:54
      Can it support 7.1? by jmaxsohmer2005-08-10 03:58:56
        Have no idea. by themadkansan2005-08-10 04:08:00
Comment Board Trivia by count_02005-08-10 00:10:02
  Ed Thompson? by Arivia2005-08-10 00:14:21
    Yes, you're right. by parastra2005-08-10 02:04:38
      Hint: by Arivia2005-08-10 03:20:23
        Is it Delerium? by calcrazy2005-08-10 11:29:32
Translations by Nea2005-08-10 00:01:01
  German / deutsch (top post) (n/t) by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 04:02:58
    berlinert / Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2005-08-15 04:07:20
  Redneck by DevinUll2005-08-10 14:42:22
  German/Deutsch by setrok by setrok2005-08-10 11:04:09
  German by Transcendor by transcendor2005-08-10 01:52:29
    Könnte aber auch Starwars/ doppeldeutig gemeint... by sithling2005-08-10 02:02:20
  Nederlands by LourensVeen2005-08-10 01:33:12
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Tails vs Luigi by secris2005-08-10 23:21:39
  Richard Rahl vs Rand al'Thor by rorajoey2005-08-10 16:32:56
  Jar Jar vs Wesley Crusher by TheGM2005-08-10 15:25:03
  Terminator v. Predator by bob_smurf2005-08-10 07:52:50
  Sybil vs. Sybil vs. Sybil vs. ... (n/t) by kahuana2005-08-10 07:48:40
  Cohen vs Conan! by adiplomat2005-08-10 06:16:35
    I think Cohen would win... by Sterling_Ag2005-08-10 07:11:44
  Six (from tripping the rift) versus Data. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-08-10 05:20:41
    who wins? by astro-g2005-08-10 05:33:49
      Datas head explodes from dealing with by joecrouse2005-08-10 07:16:14
      Six wins, lying down by sysangel2005-08-10 05:38:34
        I dont know by astro-g2005-08-10 05:46:37
  Sarah Connor vs. Artur. by zayin2005-08-10 05:12:58
  Spy vs. Spy.. by zayin2005-08-10 05:07:09
  Batman vs Bugs Bunny by SnappingTurtle2005-08-10 05:02:52
    BAT SEASON! (n/t) by firehawk2005-08-10 07:09:29
  Leia Organa and Padme Amidala... by jmaxsohmer2005-08-10 04:05:25
    mother and daughter? by watsondog2005-08-10 15:51:07
      Gah, I'd forgotten about that completely... by jmaxsohmer2005-08-10 16:23:29
  Xan Kreigor vs Sarge. by LionsPhil2005-08-10 03:48:32
    Well, a cigar-smoking old man that turned into by bwkaz2005-08-10 04:05:45
  Riff vs Inspector Gadget by Tourne2005-08-10 03:34:27
    Assuming spacetime survives his efforts. (n/t) by tnglives2005-08-10 05:11:37
      It usually manages. by LionsPhil2005-08-10 05:52:19
  Or how about... by shadowsystems2005-08-10 02:59:31
  Q vs. The galactic Empire by sithling2005-08-10 02:08:42
    Ah, that Q... by moddermonster2005-08-10 09:13:12
  James Kirk vs James Bond. by imperito2005-08-10 02:00:44
  Irwin vs Banana Jr by shadowsystems2005-08-10 01:58:50
    You mean Erwin? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-08-10 03:44:58
    Don't know either of the two by Spisefisken2005-08-10 02:31:41
      ACK! PPPTTTHHH! by shadowsystems2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Tommy Vercetti vs C.J. by LionsPhil2005-08-10 01:50:52
    C.J. can lay his hands on a Harrier though... (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-08-10 02:14:03
  Superman vs. Goku by Michiel2005-08-10 01:42:04
    Gotta give it to Goku. by jmaxsohmer2005-08-10 04:39:02
      Hm.. Well. I don't know much about the different by Michiel2005-08-10 04:49:00
        Book says he can hold his breath for 18mins by joecrouse2005-08-10 05:18:21
    problem is, Goku can't die anymore by stacato2005-08-10 02:14:11
      Well, it isn't a fight to the death. by Michiel2005-08-10 02:29:51
  J.C. Denton vs anyone. by LionsPhil2005-08-10 01:40:59
    But what about post DE:IW? by Arivia2005-08-10 01:46:09
      Deus Ex has no sequel. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-08-10 01:47:17
        Hey, I *liked* the sequel. by Arivia2005-08-10 03:04:27
  Godzilla vs. Tinky-Winky by evil_andy2005-08-10 01:39:14
  Max Payne vs Lewton, P.I.. [Spoilers.] by LionsPhil2005-08-10 01:35:57
  HAL 9000 vs Sonny by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ARGH! s/up most/utmost/! Dude. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-08-10 01:45:23
      Hey, it's 3 am here and I haven't had my lunch yet by hieraco2005-08-10 01:54:15
  The player-character from the Marathon trilogy vs by cybergeek2005-08-10 01:24:51
  Gordon Freeman vs. the guy from DOOM. by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-08-10 00:56:43
    is this before or after by astro-g2005-08-10 01:15:14
    Gordon Freeman, using his PhD, by cybergeek2005-08-10 01:13:14
      Chainsaw over crowbar, any day (n/t) by bob_smurf2005-08-10 07:22:25
  Marvin vs. C3PO by Control2005-08-10 00:47:32
    Was that winning or whining? :+) by adiplomat2005-08-10 06:33:56
    Marvin vs. Marvin by hieraco2005-08-10 01:29:38
      Round 2 by Yaeger2005-08-10 01:45:01
        Round 3 by hieraco2005-08-10 02:04:09
  Gordon Freeman vs. Duke nukem by Freakazoid2005-08-10 00:46:54
    A voice ouf of the shadow: Are you serious...? by roger G. rapid2005-08-10 04:57:50
    Doubt it. by LionsPhil2005-08-10 01:17:12
      gravy gun, shmavy gun... by cybergeek2005-08-10 01:21:22
        The Grav gun is allright by DevinUll2005-08-10 09:20:31
          he doesnt even need to be shot by astro-g2005-08-10 11:00:51
        Don't know of those; by LionsPhil2005-08-10 01:39:11
    Assuming Duke doesn't have by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-08-10 00:57:11
  G-man Vs Gordon Freeman by raptor_872005-08-10 00:44:13
    gordon is hard to kill by scum2005-08-10 02:16:21
  Bester and Professor X. by hadji2005-08-10 00:40:49
  D'argo v. Worf. by Feng_Li2005-08-10 00:36:16
    What about Worf v. the by hadji2005-08-10 00:47:20
      Already had this in STTNG by sithling2005-08-10 02:11:19
  Malcolm Reynolds vs. Han Solo by leistico2005-08-10 00:34:12
    Han shot first. by jmaxsohmer2005-08-10 04:41:46
  Zeus vs. Hera. Hera would win. She usually does. (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-08-10 00:25:32
  Aphrodite vs. Hal by Arivia2005-08-10 00:20:54
  Crud Puppy v Cthulu v Hastur by Devilfish1012005-08-10 00:17:33
    But who has won? (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-08-10 00:23:48
      Us (n/t) by axtheb2005-08-10 00:47:42
  Fights that I'd like to see by nix2005-08-10 00:14:39
    Elric vs. Skywalker by sysangel2005-08-10 05:36:19
      /s/Stormblade/Stormbringer by sysangel2005-08-10 06:26:04
    Maybe Belgarath and Dumbledore... by FordPrfkt2005-08-10 02:25:13
    Belgarath doesn't use sorcery!</nerd> by Arivia2005-08-10 00:17:23
      Ok, he doesn't call it sorcery by nix2005-08-10 00:36:57
        i believe at one stage by astro-g2005-08-10 01:10:01
          Yep. by Arivia2005-08-10 01:14:34
        The Will and the Word, the Will and the Word... by Arivia2005-08-10 00:42:47
  Frylock vs Fry. by PsychoI3oy2005-08-10 00:14:26
  Mr. Potatoe-Head vs. Jack McCoy (n/t) by Myke2005-08-10 00:10:38
    "I object! Calling the defendant a vegetable is by tnglives2005-08-10 05:42:06
  I don't know how to pit anyone. by Spisefisken2005-08-10 00:08:11
  Captain Thrax and Captain America... by Arivia2005-08-10 00:06:39
    s/Thrax/'Thrax. (n/t) by Arivia2005-08-10 00:09:19
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Iswearofficeritsloadedwithjellybeans (n/t) by ideur2005-08-10 00:01:23

 

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