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Cartoon for Jul 25, 2005
Strip for Jul 25, 2005
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Car insurance by oot2005-07-27 17:37:49
Uhh I just saw this by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Too late.. by pica2005-07-26 00:00:15
First GTA:SA, now The Sims 2 ??? by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You just spin the CD backwards? (n/t) by OsteSpiser2005-07-26 01:53:13
Tonight's Daily Show... by bimkins2005-07-25 23:20:32
  I hope that clip gets uploaded by ixeian2005-07-25 23:58:08
    It was an interesting segment. by bimkins2005-07-25 23:58:55
alluvial spacking! by BlurOfSerenity2005-07-25 23:18:13
  you don't want to know what euphaism by Nightwind2005-07-25 23:20:08
So, seriously by cybergeek2005-07-25 23:16:30
  Want me to drop in and reset the campaign? (n/t) by krikkert2005-07-25 23:19:50
    could do it myself if i cared - two votes :) by cybergeek2005-07-25 23:21:03
Phyrexian Dreadnought by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hah.. Magic cards aren't still worth anything.. by BlurOfSerenity2005-07-25 23:12:43
    Phyrexian D isnt that bad. by klaranth2005-07-25 23:36:52
      Seems very exploitable. by BlurOfSerenity2005-07-25 23:44:23
    holy $deity on a pogo stick, could you fit any by cybergeek2005-07-25 23:15:35
      Nah, I'm just annoyed that it turned into... by BlurOfSerenity2005-07-25 23:20:46
        I started around Ice Age, and left after 2 years, by klaranth2005-07-25 23:35:21
      I find myself agreeing with BlurOfSerenity.. by krikkert2005-07-25 23:19:08
        i'm not debating hir claims/criticisms/whatevers, by cybergeek2005-07-25 23:20:10
  I thought you were Google-Whacking... (n/t) by oot2005-07-25 23:10:36
ATTN: car geeks by cybergeek2005-07-25 23:02:20
  Refrigerant leak, most likely. by Llyr2005-07-25 23:03:56
    eh. by cybergeek2005-07-25 23:10:21
I got 23 minutes left... by niwikki2005-07-25 22:58:22
  oh yeah, for those of you out of the loop... by niwikki2005-07-25 23:13:35
    Break a le--- umm, pencil? (n/t) by zelda2005-07-25 23:25:45
    then spend your remaining web time by cybergeek2005-07-25 23:17:12
      yeah, like they'd put *that* on the web. by niwikki2005-07-25 23:19:30
        the folks who could sanction such a thing wouldn't by cybergeek2005-07-25 23:22:31
  goodluck (n/t) by Nightwind2005-07-25 23:11:58
    thanks. :) (n/t) by niwikki2005-07-25 23:14:33
  save as many days of this board as you can by shminux2005-07-25 23:02:07
    eh... by niwikki2005-07-25 23:15:24
$#%*&. by Llyr2005-07-25 22:51:03
  the tools are the hard part on that fix (n/t) by Nightwind2005-07-25 23:07:56
  Two options by DesertRat662005-07-25 22:57:54
    That's what I'm hoping. :/ (n/t) by Llyr2005-07-25 22:59:20
Ok, I have a new hero: by SnArL2005-07-25 22:45:41
o/` And it's one, two, three; what are we fighting by krikkert2005-07-25 22:11:06
  The world got smaller, but the bombs got bigger by Spisefisken2005-07-25 22:47:02
    Read that as "boobs" (n/t) by Llyr2005-07-25 23:04:13
      The statement's still true... (n/t) by krikkert2005-07-25 23:05:28
  The terrorists hate freedom. They want to destroy by hadji2005-07-25 22:20:46
    when i mot want to remember a quote it fails me by Nightwind2005-07-25 22:38:57
      Yeah. by krikkert2005-07-25 22:45:24
Alright. I caved. BF2? Newbies? UFies? (n/t) by williamashbless2005-07-25 21:58:18
  Hehe. Sad story there... by KrakensDen2005-07-26 12:06:12
  All I've got here is AVP2 and MOHAA (n/t) by hadji2005-07-25 22:00:18
    Oh, and I think I have W:ET but what good is that? by hadji2005-07-25 22:01:01
      You can run, but you can't *out*run! by krikkert2005-07-25 22:05:54
        SPLAT ! Respawn in twentyfive minutes (n/t) by klaranth2005-07-25 22:39:12
ffoorrttuunnee ccooookkiiee by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Another clicky by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That's gotta hurt... (n/t) by McNutcase2005-07-25 23:08:42
  *lops hadji's post in half* by theanomaly2005-07-25 22:00:50
    Double post? :-p (n/t) by hadji2005-07-25 22:01:49
No-text shameless diary/LJ crosspost plug. (n/t) by kelli2172005-07-25 21:23:03
Pain is a funny thing. by tnglives2005-07-25 21:04:26
  Well, s4. by tnglives2005-07-25 21:08:16
  Pain is a funny thing by hieraco2005-07-25 21:07:57
    lusers are a funny thing when they happen to someb by NemoHac2005-07-25 21:50:11
    AMEN by fitzso2005-07-25 21:43:20
    That explains a lot.. ;-) (n/t) by krikkert2005-07-25 21:34:58
    Laugh all you want. I've got powertools. >:-) (n/t) by tnglives2005-07-25 21:09:33
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2005-07-25 21:00:02
  bloody marry by Nightwind2005-07-25 22:43:24
  It's too quiet in here by fitzso2005-07-25 22:23:41
    Fun. by krikkert2005-07-25 22:33:30
  Ohhh I have a quart (750Ml) of Rustay nail in the by hieraco2005-07-25 21:06:16
    I think I'll pass. by theanomaly2005-07-25 21:12:17
      I've found that to be foul by fitzso2005-07-25 21:18:19
        Yes, Vodka is. Screwdriver anyone? (n/t) by theanomaly2005-07-25 21:19:35
          Sure thing by fitzso2005-07-25 21:20:51
            *hands fitzo a #3 Philips* Apply liberally to said by tnglives2005-07-25 21:22:56
              Thanks. by fitzso2005-07-25 21:31:15
    Sounds strong. by fitzso2005-07-25 21:09:29
      *Pours a double Rusty-Nail* for Fitzso by hieraco2005-07-25 21:28:03
        *gulp* by fitzso2005-07-25 21:34:47
  **pokes head out of Temporal Shift Cupboard** by NemoHac2005-07-25 21:05:35
    *sinks 8-ball in Temporal Shift Cupboard* by theanomaly2005-07-25 21:10:37
      You do realise that it will come out in lat '97... (n/t) by NemoHac2005-07-25 21:16:16
        which still does not explain your early 70's suit by hieraco2005-07-25 21:30:08
          ME wear white? I think not! by NemoHac2005-07-25 21:41:38
            At least you don't need to worry about colours... by fitzso2005-07-25 21:47:48
        Oh, so that's where that came from. by tnglives2005-07-25 21:18:06
          I've heard a few doozys myself. by fitzso2005-07-25 21:19:33
            Oh no! Not while people are eating or drinking! by NemoHac2005-07-25 21:21:19
              Probably by fitzso2005-07-25 21:22:16
                My favourite ER story involves an umbrella pole. ( (n/t) by theanomaly2005-07-25 21:24:31
                So tell it creatively. :-D (n/t) by zelda2005-07-25 21:24:12
                  Okay. This is a true story... (real true) by NemoHac2005-07-25 21:33:01
                    A certain South Park episode by zelda2005-07-25 21:39:33
                      You'd think would, eh? by fitzso2005-07-25 21:46:18
                        lol! by theanomaly2005-07-25 21:52:52
                          Which one? (n/t) by NemoHac2005-07-25 21:55:07
                            The lawn one :) by theanomaly2005-07-25 21:59:20
                              It's amazing what some people will do by fitzso2005-07-25 22:01:12
                                Test Tubes? (n/t) by NemoHac2005-07-25 22:02:04
                                *whimper* (n/t) by fitzso2005-07-25 22:02:54
                        Heheheheh. by krikkert2005-07-25 21:47:32
                          Well good. It's nice to know I've managed... by fitzso2005-07-25 21:55:29
                            Nice. by krikkert2005-07-25 22:03:07
                              Same here! by fitzso2005-07-25 22:09:55
  *walks in* by kyrasantae2005-07-25 21:03:08
ATTN: DireLobo and TheGM by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
Not just 802.11..... Oh no. by thread_killer2005-07-25 20:14:31
  Don't forget 802.3 by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 20:16:16
    Not part of the requirement of this job by thread_killer2005-07-25 20:24:52
      Scary. by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 20:29:42
        Nah...IPX is easy. by thread_killer2005-07-25 20:34:27
          You sir, have more tolerance than I. by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 20:41:54
            Do notice by thread_killer2005-07-25 20:47:47
              They can't SUBNET!? by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 20:50:59
                I'm not kidding by thread_killer2005-07-25 20:59:53
                  That's... disturbing. by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 21:06:47
I stuck my fingers in a new, very sharp fan by Kickstart2005-07-25 20:12:54
  Meh. Was it a 5k RPM server fan? by tnglives2005-07-25 21:21:45
    It was a 120mm 1500rpm Stealth by Kickstart2005-07-25 23:08:49
    Been there done that. by theanomaly2005-07-25 21:25:47
  Even I have not done that. You are suppose to by lab rat2005-07-25 21:05:44
  There are only two things that are truly universal by hieraco2005-07-25 20:56:52
  Okay Lab_Rat. We know it's you! (n/t) by NemoHac2005-07-25 20:50:40
  Fingers??? Well, no wonder you're bleeding! by kahuana2005-07-25 20:33:48
    Tongue ? by Number_Six2005-07-25 20:35:43
      You never saw the guy who could stop a fan with by kahuana2005-07-25 20:42:34
  all out of pencils, or something? (n/t) by shminux2005-07-25 20:21:33
  So what direction was it turning? (n/t) by watsondog2005-07-25 20:18:21
    The right one :) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-07-25 20:21:57
  Should be easy to tell now, then. by BlurOfSerenity2005-07-25 20:16:35
    Oh HECK no. by Kickstart2005-07-25 20:21:35
      Durr... by BlurOfSerenity2005-07-25 20:25:37
  silly KS... {{{Kickstart}}} (n/t) by fitzso2005-07-25 20:15:13
  I'd laugh, but I'd do that, too. (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 20:14:12
  nin_man? (n/t) by Glytch782005-07-25 20:13:59
    Maybe we should have a "ninnies" award ceremony? by kahuana2005-07-25 20:40:18
      Funny you should say that. When I was in college by lab rat2005-07-25 21:22:49
      Heh...chainsaws by thread_killer2005-07-25 20:42:27
bwahahahahah by Myke2005-07-25 20:03:51
  Too bad she disconnected. we could all say hi! by hieraco2005-07-25 20:54:23
    Medic?? (n/t) by Myke2005-07-25 22:39:25
      W:ET reference (n/t) by hieraco2005-07-26 10:28:42
  Glad I wasn't drinking anything by PsychoI3oy2005-07-25 20:05:16
Won't somebody get me off of this reef? (n/t) by Llyr2005-07-25 19:16:30
  *sends a sea-turtle to rescue Llyr* by oot2005-07-25 19:38:11
    Reefer madness? by kahuana2005-07-25 20:43:59
Nights like this make unemployment look palatable. by themadkansan2005-07-25 18:39:52
  Trade ya! You can watch teenagers and I can go to by babywhizIT2005-07-25 19:49:29
    Not a good thing. by themadkansan2005-07-25 20:46:17
W:ET, anyone? by carthax2005-07-25 18:39:48
  More? :-D (n/t) by carthax2005-07-25 19:19:22
How is this for a dinner and a hobby picture? by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  While you're discussing hobbies by DesertRat662005-07-25 20:58:14
  Nice - getting cold quickly, but nice. (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-07-25 20:22:03
  Looks like fun by tallastro2005-07-25 20:21:09
    You don't use a napkin when camping. The drink is by techi8702005-07-25 20:26:00
      Sure you do by tallastro2005-07-25 20:29:13
  Makes me wish I was there (n/t) by Glytch782005-07-25 18:44:47
  Oh dear... (n/t) by fitzso2005-07-25 18:39:36
  Read that as "dinner and a hubby" by Llyr2005-07-25 18:32:12
    When I was little, we'd marry off GI Joe to She-Ra by TechisSO2005-07-25 20:26:20
    lol (n/t) by techi8702005-07-25 19:15:14
I'm curious - is the TS server down, or is it me? by theanomaly2005-07-25 17:48:59
  both are working now (n/t) by tallastro2005-07-25 20:34:40
  *pokes* by kyrasantae2005-07-25 20:27:39
    Not much. by theanomaly2005-07-25 21:00:47
  I can link to blue flub but not to your server by hieraco2005-07-25 18:16:31
    Not sure. by theanomaly2005-07-25 18:17:43
      connections for blueflubber by hieraco2005-07-25 18:48:11
  I can't get to it either (n/t) by Freakazoid2005-07-25 17:52:19
    Bah. I'll see what I can do to remedy it tonight. (n/t) by theanomaly2005-07-25 17:58:07
I'm bored. by Llyr2005-07-25 17:27:51
  Wanna play Halo? :-P (n/t) by Sweethart2005-07-25 17:41:51
  I feel your pain by langly2005-07-25 17:41:04
    'for your master?' by Bastetsmuse2005-07-25 18:12:27
      *tacks signpost into ground* by theanomaly2005-07-25 18:16:13
        **scribble on signpost** by NemoHac2005-07-25 18:21:11
    Kilomiles? (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 17:51:39
      hehe by langly2005-07-25 17:54:15
        I am not a stormtrooper. by tnglives2005-07-25 18:03:19
  If yer bored... I can help. MOUAHAHAHAHA (n/t) by williamashbless2005-07-25 17:35:51
T-shirt offensiveness levels... by Kickstart2005-07-25 17:04:11
  <snert!> gotta buy 'em! But seriously, by kaje742005-07-26 08:02:26
  Hm. by krikkert2005-07-25 21:25:30
  All 1, not really offensive (n/t) by Control2005-07-25 21:13:36
  Tastless != offensive by oot2005-07-25 20:15:41
    Additionally by oot2005-07-25 20:20:03
      D made me chuckle. by kahuana2005-07-25 20:48:41
  1 for offensiveness on all of them. by SuaveRedSalami2005-07-25 20:06:50
  I don't get offended easily, but here are by radiowave9112005-07-25 19:14:01
  In reply to the comments on H. by NemoHac2005-07-25 18:56:40
  My ratings and a note by Kickstart2005-07-25 18:56:10
    here! here! by bluedog9872005-07-25 19:04:39
      Do you think you could place a TLP by radiowave9112005-07-25 19:06:49
        Don't trust the proper welcome! by varikin2005-07-25 19:47:42
          Hey! You're not supposed to warn them! (n/t) by fitzso2005-07-25 20:40:55
      AMEN! (n/t) by fitzso2005-07-25 19:06:05
  All in poor taste, none moddable by nedludd2005-07-25 18:33:15
  I don't understand the jokes in E and F by dodrian2005-07-25 18:25:06
  Offensometerically speaking.. by watsondog2005-07-25 18:25:05
    Also re. F by watsondog2005-07-25 18:29:30
    Hear hear! by fitzso2005-07-25 18:27:36
  I can't say I think much of any of them by fitzso2005-07-25 18:08:51
    I'd just like to say by fitzso2005-07-25 18:46:05
      I don't think you've attacked anyone. by Mad_Peter2005-07-25 18:54:16
        I can't think that anyone who would wear that shir by Kickstart2005-07-25 18:58:23
          Never underestimate the power of stupidity! by Mad_Peter2005-07-25 19:12:47
            Most guys who would be wearing that shirt by watsondog2005-07-25 19:44:02
              Actually, the guys I know who wear shirts like by NemoHac2005-07-25 19:48:27
    I think that the joke on that shirt is actually by yazdi2005-07-25 18:41:41
    On a tangent here, I'm off to make your brownies. by nedludd2005-07-25 18:40:16
      : ) by fitzso2005-07-25 18:54:30
        I think that's the most unhealthy thing I've ever by nedludd2005-07-25 20:47:17
    Many men enjoy watching two women by watsondog2005-07-25 18:37:58
      LOL by fitzso2005-07-25 18:40:37
    Unatainability. by Mad_Peter2005-07-25 18:17:23
      I read 'unsustainability' (n/t) by bluedog9872005-07-25 18:23:47
        Well it is unsustainable... by MrTrick2005-07-25 18:29:12
          verging on the edge of being offensive by bluedog9872005-07-25 18:42:30
        it is that, too. (n/t) by fitzso2005-07-25 18:28:11
      That would explain it, yes. by fitzso2005-07-25 18:22:34
        Bah. by BlurOfSerenity2005-07-25 20:37:21
        It only lessens you in the minds of the guys with by Mad_Peter2005-07-25 18:39:52
  To the surprise of none of you, I'm sure . . . by hadji2005-07-25 18:00:09
  To me, they're all stupid, but not offensive (n/t) by Concept2005-07-25 17:50:15
    Well, to qualify... by Concept2005-07-25 18:02:46
      Likewise by fitzso2005-07-25 18:13:19
        H just makes me roll my eyes by Concept2005-07-25 19:24:29
  Lets see: by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 17:46:40
  Disclaimer: My opinions are subject to change... by RetiQlum22005-07-25 17:45:43
  Personally, I'm not offended by any. by Phoon2005-07-25 17:45:04
  The offensitometer says: by Mad_Peter2005-07-25 17:43:44
    I like your answers better than mine n/t by bluedog9872005-07-25 18:02:06
  To me by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 17:42:35
  While I did not find any of them offensive by shminux2005-07-25 17:39:54
  All are unfunny and offensive to someone by lab rat2005-07-25 17:37:09
  I rate them all as 1 (n/t) by Bellator2005-07-25 17:31:18
  my 2 cents... by bluedog9872005-07-25 17:28:53
    You sunk my battleship! (n/t) by tnglives2005-07-25 17:58:28
      everybody's a comedian (n/t) by bluedog9872005-07-25 18:16:19
  I'd also rate all of them 1 by yazdi2005-07-25 17:28:10
  Hee hee - B makes me laugh. by Llyr2005-07-25 17:27:18
    BTW - by Llyr2005-07-25 17:31:30
  I would rate B and E a 10, everything else is by Martyny2005-07-25 17:23:31
  Personally, I'd rate them all a 1 by Elessar2005-07-25 17:16:09
    Seconded by fitzso2005-07-25 18:25:07
I got a friend hooked on Zork. by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 16:10:35
  The grue eats your friend. (n/t) by hadji2005-07-25 16:14:42
    Nope. by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 16:48:14
    You're not going to start that again are you? by RetiQlum22005-07-25 16:23:23
      Actually, I started it last time... by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 16:48:50
        You are eaten by a jmaxsohmer. by williamashbless2005-07-25 17:17:55
          I kinda like the sound of that... by jmaxsohmer2005-07-26 07:01:52
      It is very dark, there is a hallway that runs east by dros422005-07-25 16:31:10
        N. by RetiQlum22005-07-25 16:33:16
          You are clueless, and are eaten by a grue. :> (n/t) by williamashbless2005-07-25 16:37:21
          >There is a wall to the north. Try using boom. (n (n/t) by raptor_872005-07-25 16:37:08
            boom. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-07-25 16:44:45
      *splats 'qlum with a Panzerfaust* (n/t) by krikkert2005-07-25 16:26:16
        In a little bit, maybe. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-07-25 16:33:43
The Dr. Pepper rip-offs Comparison Report! by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I like Diet Dr. Thunder by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 17:48:41
  but, but, but by spiffikins2005-07-25 16:49:42
  Don't talk about sweet sweet Dr. Pepper by MikeCDN2005-07-25 16:18:42
    so don't talk about Dublin Dr Pepper *winks* (n/t) by Reddy2005-07-25 20:02:52
  Totally off on Mr. Pibb. by RetiQlum22005-07-25 16:11:39
SnappingTurtle emerges from denial by SnappingTurtle2005-07-25 16:04:29
  Best of luck to both of y'all! (n/t) by Llyr2005-07-25 17:07:55
I hate ldirectord... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sometimes you just need to see it posted on UF by Kickstart2005-07-25 15:25:56
    It's called "sounding out a problem". (n/t) by kahuana2005-07-25 15:34:46
grrr...stupid fingers.... by babywhizIT2005-07-25 14:45:40
  Of course not. It's spelled "IntRAnet." ^.~ (n/t) by raptor_872005-07-25 15:27:05
  Could be worse. by krikkert2005-07-25 15:18:21
    Don't Baatezu speak Infernal? by raptor_872005-07-25 15:36:09
So..just finished reading HPatHBP by rorajoey2005-07-25 14:43:22
  It's the Hero's Journey by bitflipper2005-07-25 15:13:25
    But... by dros422005-07-25 15:52:49
      Or.... by babywhizIT2005-07-25 16:01:28
        Nevermind....H would have to see it too... by babywhizIT2005-07-25 16:02:05
          I thought about the... by dros422005-07-25 16:30:07
            I just re-read that section... by babywhizIT2005-07-25 17:31:20
              Some points: by shorty822005-07-25 18:15:19
              Thoughts on the next book... by NemoHac2005-07-25 17:39:14
                That's true.... by babywhizIT2005-07-25 18:03:03
    Not necessarily by Martyny2005-07-25 15:44:56
      I needs to reread.... by babywhizIT2005-07-25 15:47:28
  You still beleive in santa claus dont you :o) (n/t) by rogue19712005-07-25 14:48:02
    If there ever was a Santa Claus, by rorajoey2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Maybe .... by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Hahaha...Love the one with the bus (n/t) by Concept2005-07-25 18:06:04
Awesome... by KrakensDen2005-07-25 14:40:21
Brazil reject U.S. AIDS funding... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  See also by SoylentGreen2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, it's their citizens dying. by subbywan2005-07-25 18:52:59
  Is prostitution a vector? by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 14:51:46
    The morality clause doesn't stop there. by kahuana2005-07-25 15:29:15
      That would be stupid. by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 15:32:35
        That one definitely is stupid. by hadji2005-07-25 15:37:45
    Fallacy there by Elessar2005-07-25 15:23:01
      If it is addressed by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 15:31:44
        Did you actually read the article? by Elessar2005-07-25 15:40:31
          They are not asking for a change to the program by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 16:00:18
            Fair enough by Elessar2005-07-25 16:09:32
              I admit it could become that by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 17:33:38
        I'm just tired of Bush putting morality ahead of by dros422005-07-25 15:35:44
          I do agree with you there by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 15:39:42
    Yes, but so is... by RetiQlum22005-07-25 15:09:15
      And don't forget that in parts of the US... by RetiQlum22005-07-25 15:11:31
    Yes. by Pic2005-07-25 15:05:14
      IIRC by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 15:09:37
        Brazil has more or less eliminated the by Pic2005-07-25 15:16:01
  *Applause* by SnArL2005-07-25 14:42:43
    How bout because by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 14:48:59
      So I sez to em...<RANT> by monza2005-07-25 15:03:43
        Prostitution is undesireable because by hadji2005-07-25 15:25:19
          exept that by gibuu2005-07-25 16:13:27
            Actually, yeah. by hadji2005-07-25 16:21:57
            Oi! I was gonna say that. by RetiQlum22005-07-25 16:21:44
              *cough cough* no money changes hand by MikeCDN2005-07-25 16:24:10
                I'd start running... by RetiQlum22005-07-25 16:32:04
                  You can try by MikeCDN2005-07-25 16:47:03
                    I knew smoking cigarrettes was going to... by RetiQlum22005-07-25 16:53:48
          Well thats absolute B4 S4! by NemoHac2005-07-25 15:50:26
            Hey guess what by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 15:57:35
              Did I say that? by NemoHac2005-07-25 16:47:47
                Ah. Heinlein. by hadji2005-07-25 17:48:29
                  Uh-Oh! by NemoHac2005-07-25 17:55:54
                    I tend to think that Heinlein was making a by hadji2005-07-25 18:05:29
                      Ah but that statement I'm referencing by NemoHac2005-07-25 18:16:35
            That didn't refute any of my points. by hadji2005-07-25 15:57:20
              You're vilifying an entire group (prostitutes) for by NemoHac2005-07-25 16:40:26
                Erm, no. by zelda2005-07-25 16:59:24
                  {{{zelda}}} (n/t) by hadji2005-07-25 17:51:43
                  Well personally... by NemoHac2005-07-25 17:18:47
                    I would far, far rather by zelda2005-07-25 17:26:00
                      Granted. by NemoHac2005-07-25 17:32:10
          You could say the same for mine workers by MikeCDN2005-07-25 15:29:12
            That is true by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 15:45:17
              Thank ye. (n/t) by hadji2005-07-25 15:51:48
            The difference is personal space. by hadji2005-07-25 15:35:16
              no big dea?, that would also be illegal by MikeCDN2005-07-25 15:38:22
                If you don't see how they come into play, then we by hadji2005-07-25 15:40:34
                  which is a moral (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-07-25 15:41:15
                    My problem is that I don't see how by hadji2005-07-25 15:48:23
        Are you perfect? by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 15:24:38
          Yes... by monza2005-07-25 15:40:36
            So would you give your charitbale contributions by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 15:48:13
              No not to the drunk... by BorgKing2005-07-25 16:04:57
      What, exactly, is your point? by SnArL2005-07-25 15:01:49
        It's not dictating morals, it's applying by hadji2005-07-25 15:31:08
          Yes, the US has the right to impose conditions by nix2005-07-25 15:53:13
            And more than just being sleazy... by Elessar2005-07-25 16:10:40
        So? by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 15:20:39
      No big deal. by VivianC2005-07-25 14:51:24
  "But we are opposed to the activity,..." by esbita2005-07-25 14:40:50
    What a silly thought! by VivianC2005-07-25 14:49:12
      What you say is true... by esbita2005-07-25 18:48:34
        Yep. It's so simple it's scary. by subbywan2005-07-25 19:03:52
    Absolutely! (n/t) by fitzso2005-07-25 14:43:09
  How awful, everyone knows there's nothing wrong by dros422005-07-25 14:33:49
    It's really the "willing participant" thing by fitzso2005-07-25 14:40:49
      However the same woman did enjoy it. (n/t) by NemoHac2005-07-25 15:37:08
      What about legal pprstitution? by schwing12005-07-25 15:00:17
        I read an article about Amsterdam. by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 15:15:35
          Also, there's a big difference... by esbita2005-07-25 19:14:19
  At least someone's got their wits about them. by Pic2005-07-25 14:33:44
Don't know whether you've seen this before... by moongoddess2006-11-19 12:55:59
Well that was different by MikeCDN2005-07-25 14:12:17
  Hey, I'm from Toronto and I can be as as rude as by hieraco2005-07-25 18:08:11
  Only in super-polite Canada by tompaine2005-07-25 17:15:08
  I say excuse me, and people think I'm crazy. by babywhizIT2005-07-25 15:57:01
    Hey, your admiting your evilness :) by MikeCDN2005-07-25 16:06:48
  The single worst etiquette violation by zelda2005-07-25 15:18:54
    Isn't that what you're doing? (n/t) by TrogL2005-07-25 16:27:44
      How so? by zelda2005-07-25 16:53:09
  "You notice I'm the only one who said excuse me" by SnArL2005-07-25 14:48:24
  What's wrong with people, excuse me is only by dros422005-07-25 14:37:35
  How Rude! You didn't capitalize (or is it by dire_lobo2005-07-25 14:18:41
    lol by MikeCDN2005-07-25 14:21:13
    "I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud" What by techi8702005-07-25 14:20:29
      You serious? by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 14:21:34
        OH... "You serious." I thought you said by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
          It was a stupid, inane movie. by RetiQlum22005-07-25 16:29:43
            Dude, I loved that movie! (n/t) by Mad_Peter2005-07-25 16:59:00
A different kind of contest. With CASH prizes! by Peace_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
Well son, let me tell you about the birds and the by SnArL2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Discovered a little more info: by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Gives a whole new meaning to the "Mile high club" by dire_lobo2005-07-25 14:42:35
    Did they? by TheGM2005-07-25 15:16:58
  I thought it'd be one of those inflight fuelers :) (n/t) by Scirocco2005-07-25 13:59:28
PHP Function Pregunta by maximumbob2005-07-25 13:57:13
  Depending on what you're looking for by andyz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Actually, this may be more helpful: by bwkaz2006-11-19 12:55:59
      whee! exactly. :) (n/t) by maximumbob2005-07-25 20:45:37
Computer Historians anyone? by lokison2006-11-19 12:55:59
  that's a mirror immage of the one.... by Nightwind2005-07-25 23:29:49
  Try this link.. by corvus_one2006-11-19 12:55:59
Escape from friend zone by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  First run through... by Sterling_Ag2005-07-25 14:11:48
    same here the first run through by fireballmatt2005-07-25 14:36:43
      haha I got - You don't deserve to play again (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-07-25 15:50:11
Speaking of contests (below)... by Kickstart2005-07-25 13:41:33
  Exactly the same vein of objection. by toxin2005-07-25 14:02:39
  "Hey Marlene! Get the turkey baster! by SnArL2005-07-25 13:51:10
New Mexico by hyzenthlay2006-11-19 12:55:59
Mainboard help needed by yazdi2005-07-25 13:31:44
  AsRock939Dual! by OsteSpiser2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks, that's exactly what I need by yazdi2005-07-25 14:36:44
    what do ya know... by Scragman2005-07-25 14:00:21
  sort of, but not for the Athlon 64 by Scragman2005-07-25 13:51:16
  none that I can find at newegg.com, sorry (n/t) by emlaabs2005-07-25 13:37:44
    Oh well, then I'll have to get one with AGP by yazdi2005-07-25 13:47:07
Ad : Two players looking for help to by klaranth2005-07-25 13:17:58
  Got my new glasses so I'll test them out (n/t) by hieraco2005-07-25 13:58:53
The urban legend becomes real...? by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Look before you leak. (n/t) by Dshade2005-07-25 13:31:33
  It happens. by bitflipper2005-07-25 13:14:28
  Lear to look first... by pdiscovery2005-07-25 13:11:33
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moderated (non-fyoss) (n/t) by Arachnid2005-07-25 18:56:51
  MODS! by shorty822005-07-25 18:02:54
    =O wow...no kidding...*covers eyes* by babywhizIT2005-07-25 18:10:57
  What on Earth was that? by Peace_man2005-07-25 13:06:46
    Wouldn't even let me open it~! by babywhizIT2005-07-25 15:59:29
    only one click back for me WEIRD (n/t) by rogue19712005-07-25 13:08:50
  "Details of which have been lost over time"... by bitflipper2005-07-25 13:05:11
    I remember running across a webpage about that by ixeian2005-07-25 13:29:39
    I remember the story, it was speeding excessively by dros422005-07-25 13:25:59
      Oh, I remember the story, too... by bitflipper2005-07-25 13:32:27
Sometimes I wonder by pdiscovery2005-07-25 13:01:23
  I shave my beard everyday by dros422005-07-25 13:27:14
  Except it happened yesterday. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-07-25 13:03:03
Book Hell Continues by Illiad2005-07-25 12:57:48
  Just remember: by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 13:14:18
  Keep a stiff upper lip. by RetiQlum22005-07-25 13:12:34
  It's all my fault... by dire_lobo2005-07-25 13:10:52
    Keep your nose to the grind-stone, it's... by toxin2005-07-25 13:23:20
  But, it's only two weeks... by bitflipper2005-07-25 13:03:16
A nice little tech call. by da-gimp2005-07-25 12:57:27
  Oh yeah. by NemoHac2005-07-25 15:29:08
  That sounds very familiar.... by donldson2005-07-25 13:57:23
  sigh... by fitzso2005-07-25 13:33:50
oi McNutcase! by voxwoman2005-07-25 12:53:01
  You have a reply. by McNutcase2005-07-25 12:55:09
    then I suppose telling you that I replied to by voxwoman2005-07-25 13:08:40
      Since I already replied, probably. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-07-25 13:11:13
        These whole damn THREADS are pointless. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 13:29:45
          Attn: LionsPhil, you don't have mail. (n/t) by Number_Six2005-07-25 14:04:54
          Not any more! by threadjacker2006-11-19 12:55:59
Genesis addendum (for geeks) by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I was thinking Sega... (n/t) by Celti2005-07-25 12:40:50
    Me too. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-07-25 12:44:02
      ditto (n/t) by emlaabs2005-07-25 12:48:39
        tritto? (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-07-25 12:50:28
          And quiddo. (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 13:08:30
            Whatever comes after that. (n/t) by arktus2005-07-25 18:07:04
            Genesis?! Is console forbidden! (n/t) by Dshade2005-07-25 13:49:20
What the? by corvus_one2005-07-25 12:33:21
  Buy a Diet 7-Up! Quick! You'll win that` by SouthpawPL2005-07-25 15:52:43
  Hmmm... I'm going to have to dig that one out by ChuckAB2005-07-25 12:52:06
  probably... by defdood2005-07-25 12:39:08
  20 million dollars and you can get a ride... by RetiQlum22005-07-25 12:35:04
...Monday again. Don't Wanna Go. by themadkansan2005-07-25 12:28:33
  *crazy glues random items to tmk* by babywhizIT2005-07-25 18:16:12
  Um... perhaps a nosy question but.... by williamashbless2005-07-25 14:31:47
  *singing* I don't wanna work.. by rorajoey2005-07-25 13:24:06
  I hear ya. by esbita2005-07-25 12:50:29
  *Sneaks a puppy into themadkansan's desk drawer.* (n/t) by hadji2005-07-25 12:38:05
I feel... geeky... by abaron2005-07-25 12:16:51
  so which one was on top by shminux2005-07-25 13:01:48
    Neither by abaron2005-07-25 13:10:24
      Sure, do it the easy way. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-07-25 13:13:32
  *grunts* YEAH!!!!!!!! (n/t) by rogue19712005-07-25 12:24:56
  ...oh so geeky... by bitflipper2005-07-25 12:20:25
    La la la, laaaa, la la la la la.... (n/t) by esbita2005-07-25 13:20:11
  Heh. by McNutcase2005-07-25 12:18:44
the A/C is KILLING me!!!!! by rogue19712005-07-25 12:07:21
  *Uses remote to adjust A/C unit to 25°C* by Number_Six2005-07-25 12:14:03
    One of our remote hub stations by Havoc2005-07-25 12:21:54
      "Engineers" is one of my favorite swear word. (n/t by Number_Six2005-07-25 12:28:45
      OUCH mabe he'll get the point by rogue19712005-07-25 12:26:55
        Nah - thats THEIR bailiwick. by Havoc2005-07-25 12:35:08
    LART (n/t) by rogue19712005-07-25 12:16:38
      No, no... by bitflipper2005-07-25 12:17:48
        *Runs in fear* by Number_Six2005-07-25 12:31:48
          Check the Ordnance Corner, below... by bitflipper2005-07-25 12:40:56
  Suggestion: a hot cup of coffee (n/t) by bitflipper2005-07-25 12:10:37
    Hot chocolate :o) (n/t) by rogue19712005-07-25 12:14:34
      Poor man's mocha... by bitflipper2005-07-25 12:16:08
        interesting ... (n/t) by rogue19712005-07-25 12:17:48
i'm back. festival was a blast, i think by unjust2005-07-25 11:51:36
Name needed for F/OS Sofware by nix2005-07-25 11:49:13
  "BandWatch"? (n/t) by McNutcase2005-07-25 12:16:24
    I had thought of something along those lines by nix2005-07-25 12:32:43
      However, there is still a "typical usage" band... by McNutcase2005-07-25 12:35:25
  Sorry, nothing good. by aix tom2005-07-25 12:08:25
Any W:ET tonight? (n/t) by klaranth2005-07-25 11:44:57
  Server name? by VivianC2005-07-25 17:49:58
    it's all in the diary by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thanks! by VivianC2005-07-26 08:20:55
  I could now. by arktus2005-07-25 11:51:15
    What MMORPG? :D WoW? (n/t) by Scirocco2005-07-25 12:04:21
      Nope... by arktus2005-07-25 12:05:38
        Hehe, there is a reason as to why this game by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
          To be fair by MikeCDN2005-07-25 16:20:35
        'free MMORPG'? (n/t) by KrakensDen2005-07-25 12:23:43
          Well... by arktus2005-07-25 12:24:56
            Care to give us a linky, perhaps ? :) (n/t) by klaranth2005-07-25 12:44:04
  About 6:30 board time, yes. by carthax2005-07-25 11:49:27
  Not now, for me.. by krikkert2005-07-25 11:48:22
Sorry, did we say five? by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Type of Weapon? by VivianC2005-07-25 13:48:08
    9mm is my guess (n/t) by DesertRat662005-07-25 13:57:03
  Seven to the *head*? by fallow2005-07-25 12:58:15
  So much for him being dark-skinned, BTW by Kickstart2005-07-25 12:36:30
    It's a bit dark. by VivianC2005-07-25 12:40:44
  So, if he was a terrorist, and he did have another by hadji2005-07-25 12:11:55
    I hope you're not counting me as "some people". (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 12:59:53
      No, you're just counting shots. by hadji2005-07-25 13:47:49
    Actions by VivianC2005-07-25 12:26:53
      Ditto by fitzso2005-07-25 13:57:39
        is this the "you have to crack a few eggs by gibuu2005-07-25 16:32:43
          No by VivianC2005-07-25 17:24:02
  Saw the story by VivianC2005-07-25 12:06:34
    Because he suspected that the guy running from him by SnArL2005-07-25 12:17:13
      Like my little brother tells people... by VivianC2005-07-25 12:28:31
  I'am Brazilian... fear me... (n/t) by pdiscovery2005-07-25 11:49:06
    Fear US cops who pump 30+ rounds into by dros422005-07-25 11:51:56
      How about 42 rounds from 4 police 9mm's into by kahuana2005-07-25 15:19:59
        While 42 rounds may seem excessive, by classic_jon2005-07-25 15:48:43
          41 shots by VivianC2005-07-25 17:35:43
            I Googled for the name, some of the other details by kahuana2005-07-25 20:28:41
          19 of them hit the guy. by ManiacJoe2005-07-25 16:17:12
            I'd heard that 42 rounds struck him. by kahuana2005-07-25 16:40:56
  They did say that the man left a building by dros422005-07-25 11:48:59
    Silly... by VivianC2005-07-25 12:01:12
      They even have a TV show about it: by RetiQlum22005-07-25 12:05:24
      RODNEY KING! RODNEY KING! (n/t) by dros422005-07-25 12:03:44
        King did more than run. by VivianC2005-07-25 12:10:01
          He didn't beat the police. by raptillicus2005-07-25 12:33:26
            Nope by VivianC2005-07-25 12:37:58
              Seconded by DesertRat662005-07-25 13:55:49
      If you were to run from the cops while by toxin2005-07-25 12:03:17
        Not really... by VivianC2005-07-25 12:15:48
          The question is, would that be the case TODAY? by toxin2005-07-25 12:21:01
            It could happen by VivianC2005-07-25 12:34:39
        If you are to flee from the police you have to by dros422005-07-25 12:06:24
          He's lucky by DesertRat662005-07-25 13:51:44
        No, people do that in NYC all the time. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-07-25 12:04:09
    Question about Brazil by Illiad2005-07-25 11:53:24
      There's a song about a famous prison riot by SnArL2005-07-25 12:10:55
        When iI saw Illiad's question... by BlurOfSerenity2005-07-25 12:42:36
          But he was oh, so good at screaming them. :) (n/t) by SnArL2005-07-25 13:24:47
      A little history on Brazil by pdiscovery2005-07-25 12:09:20
      Someone who's student visa is expired might also by dire_lobo2005-07-25 12:03:02
  Initial reports can and often are wrong by DesertRat662005-07-25 11:47:27
    True, but... by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Here's something else to consider by fitzso2005-07-25 13:50:38
      We discussed the issue of headshots here yesterday by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
        thanks for the link... by dire_lobo2005-07-25 13:20:00
          eh... BAD english. by dire_lobo2005-07-25 13:24:05
            Both worked by DesertRat662005-07-25 13:47:54
              Like the old statement: by RetiQlum22005-07-25 14:47:44
      With suicide bombers at work, running from the by toxin2005-07-25 12:09:29
      There is a reason for the headshots. by McNutcase2005-07-25 12:02:55
        Thank you McNutcase & Yazdi by dire_lobo2005-07-25 12:06:52
          Yes. You incapacitate him as fast as possible. by McNutcase2005-07-25 12:10:09
            Point taken by dire_lobo2005-07-25 13:18:41
      Actually, they are under orders to shoot by yazdi2005-07-25 12:02:46
  Good heavens. by Illiad2005-07-25 11:41:00
    Also known as a "c*ck-up", "f...-up" and so on... (n/t) by fitzso2005-07-25 13:39:06
    Or in Holly terms, a flamingo-up. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-07-25 11:41:27
Microsoft frowned at for smiley patent by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  the "frowny"emoticon has been trademarked :-( by gibuu2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Prior art found by Concept2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Taking a cue from Despair.com? by ktownson2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What about prior art in any current forum software by Winsmith2005-07-25 12:53:12
  I'm surprised I don't see these erasons: by RetiQlum22005-07-25 12:31:49
  isn't the actual creator of the emoticon by cybergeek2005-07-25 11:24:24
    and what about the dude that invented the by voxwoman2005-07-25 11:28:22
      The patent appears to be for the actual by dros422005-07-25 11:30:34
        Oh.... Kay..... by voxwoman2005-07-25 11:32:41
          No. by LionsPhil2005-07-25 11:49:29
          TV converts a television signal, which is data not by dros422005-07-25 11:37:46
            But isn't text a subset of data? by voxwoman2005-07-25 11:40:40
              A television signal is not digital, hence not 1s by dros422005-07-25 11:53:37
                Unless it is. by tnglives2005-07-25 11:57:24
                  Yes, I was talking about digital TV by voxwoman2005-07-25 12:07:46
                    OK, but a digital signal is still not text by dros422005-07-25 12:09:31
                      hence my earlier question: is text a subset by voxwoman2005-07-25 12:12:45
              If I held the patents on digital broadcasting by voxwoman2005-07-25 11:41:13
                As well you should be, but from what I have read by dros422005-07-25 11:58:19
          are you kidding? this is a *goldmine* by cybergeek2005-07-25 11:34:31
            Other companies will be able to transmit the by dros422005-07-25 11:36:28
              if they get the first one, do you think they'll st by cybergeek2005-07-25 11:37:33
                Granted I can see the purpose behind their patent by dros422005-07-25 11:40:09
                  Are they patenting the use of emoticons? by Peace_man2005-07-25 11:48:47
                    They are patenting the way emoticons are by dros422005-07-25 12:03:02
                      they are trying to get a cut of all the by voxwoman2005-07-25 12:10:46
                        "No matter who wins, we all lose." (n/t) by tnglives2005-07-25 12:11:55
      *frowns in thought* by cybergeek2005-07-25 11:29:42
  *filing patent right now* by voxwoman2005-07-25 11:23:44
    Too late. by TheGM2005-07-25 11:31:28
      That's a trademark. by LionsPhil2005-07-25 11:46:59
    'all'? by krikkert2005-07-25 11:25:36
      if you read the fine print in the patent applicati by voxwoman2005-07-25 11:27:19
        *takes blood sample* by krikkert2005-07-25 11:29:11
          That's not Art. by Peace_man2005-07-25 11:31:43
            Ever looked at the list of major subjects for a BA by krikkert2005-07-25 11:34:43
              Aye, but you're no Arthur. by tnglives2005-07-25 11:50:06
          So you consider yourself a work of art? (n/t) by dros422005-07-25 11:31:32
            He's a piece of work alright. by RetiQlum22005-07-25 12:34:04
            Of course. by krikkert2005-07-25 11:32:31
              *cocks the shotgun just in case* by cybergeek2005-07-25 11:36:21
                *hides planet full of clones* by krikkert2005-07-25 11:41:23
                Some nights I thought there *was* a team... (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-07-25 11:39:02
          LOL (n/t) by voxwoman2005-07-25 11:30:36
            :D by krikkert2005-07-25 11:31:40
      (not primarily at least) (n/t) by krikkert2005-07-25 11:25:55
    *patents device for declassifying oneself as human (n/t) by tnglives2005-07-25 11:24:20
      *quickly patents tnglives' DNA sequence* by voxwoman2005-07-25 11:25:37
        patents the concept of DNA & RNA by ttlogic2005-07-25 11:34:43
Is anyone watching the 4400? by voxwoman2005-07-25 11:18:15
  Yup. by lucidpsyche2005-07-25 12:11:50
  not watching it but I hope my DVR records it by dros422005-07-25 11:20:20
  Nothing wrong with that, is there? :-/ (n/t) by krikkert2005-07-25 11:18:50
    No, there's nothing wrong with that at all by voxwoman2005-07-25 11:21:47
Sasquatch Update! Yes, that's SASQUATCH Update! by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A Yeti that wants fake boobs? by SnArL2005-07-25 12:02:29
    Ah shaddap... The mistake has been fixed. ;) (n/t) by toxin2005-07-25 12:27:51
  RUDE WORDS!!! by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    let's see multiple footprints by TrogL2005-07-25 13:03:08
    I was going to say... by DesertRat662005-07-25 11:30:49
      Eddie, I want HALF! (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-07-25 11:36:57
        Eddie! What have you done for me lately! (n/t) by rook_mtl2005-07-25 13:36:25
          You married a sasquatch gus! (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-07-25 14:51:10
    yeah, I confuse bufallo with yetis all the time by voxwoman2005-07-25 11:29:54
      What if? by VivianC2005-07-25 11:32:19
        Bison walk upright now? Must be just by dros422005-07-25 11:34:54
        That's some sneaky yeti... (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 11:33:35
  ?? by watsondog2005-07-25 11:21:53
  I think you're being a bit rude about her. by wheresthefish2005-07-25 11:20:27
    Heck, she's even shaved her armpits! (n/t) by McNutcase2005-07-25 11:21:35
  ... I think you may want to check your clipboard. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-07-25 11:17:34
Just like that I've forgotten my bank account by techi8702005-07-25 11:12:41
  Found it, I had it in my PDA. Couldn't look up all by techi8702005-07-25 12:12:11
  Would you like it? Click below. by penguintrip2005-07-25 11:21:05
  Oh? by krikkert2005-07-25 11:16:12
    Birth number?? (n/t) by watsondog2005-07-25 11:23:01
      Yep. by krikkert2005-07-25 11:28:39
        Swedish? I think that my sambo explained something by hieraco2005-07-25 12:28:10
Attn: Illiad by dire_lobo2005-07-25 11:12:09
Thank You, UFies! by daemon_poet2005-07-25 11:07:38
  Keep your chin up! by dire_lobo2005-07-25 11:12:53
The only good spammer is a... by VivianC2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That is an example of vigilante justice showing by Peace_man2005-07-25 11:51:44
    The question of civility is not yet appropriate... by bitflipper2005-07-25 11:58:51
      Might not have anything to do with spamming by watsondog2005-07-25 12:51:01
        True by bitflipper2005-07-25 13:00:21
  Oh, the moral dilemna... by bitflipper2005-07-25 11:40:08
    Mmm, vigilante justice. (n/t) by krikkert2005-07-25 11:42:14
      <\Homer Simpson>? (n/t) by bitflipper2005-07-25 11:43:38
  Murderer was last seen in this T-shirt by ttlogic2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Eeep! That's over... by dire_lobo2005-07-25 11:16:06
    Gro-o-oan! (n/t) by bitflipper2005-07-25 11:36:37
  YAY! by SnArL2005-07-25 11:11:51
  Yikes. by cybergeek2005-07-25 11:10:15
  The downside of LARTing? (n/t) by voxwoman2005-07-25 11:09:11
    I'm not seeing that. by McNutcase2005-07-25 11:10:26
      This is a standard business risk in Russia by shminux2005-07-25 11:15:07
      Still, death by LART is a horrible way to go by voxwoman2005-07-25 11:14:47
dialup sucks by thetree2005-07-25 11:05:21
<Deleted><Deleted>2005-07-25 11:03:22
  Moderated as per poster's request (n/t) by Illiad2005-07-25 11:03:41
  Unobfuscated curseword in there... (n/t) by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 10:52:51
  we have one of those here :-( by plblark2005-07-25 10:51:26
  Hey Mike... by Kickstart2005-07-25 10:51:08
    Hmm good point by MikeCDN2005-07-25 10:54:10
      Mike: Both LD & KS make good points. by Illiad2005-07-25 10:59:00
        mmm, well I think they're worrying to much by MikeCDN2005-07-25 11:03:00
          Yes, probably... by Illiad2005-07-25 11:04:17
            that i suppose is true :) by MikeCDN2005-07-25 11:07:52
      they don't have too... by Lord_Dolphin2005-07-25 10:56:05
Song of the day by Hellahulla2005-07-25 10:45:02
"Please bare with us" by SnappingTurtle2005-07-25 10:44:46
  Just be glad by watsondog2005-07-25 10:47:03
  cuz you didn't wait for them to join! (n/t) by shminux2005-07-25 10:46:35
Global economic collapse within 10 years? by shminux2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And stock market will be another erosion. by esbita2005-07-25 13:19:12
  That gold and silver part makes no sense by tompaine2005-07-25 11:05:02
  In the long term... by Kickstart2005-07-25 10:39:56
    His point about the interest-only by webishop2005-07-25 12:52:18
      I do expect that by Kickstart2005-07-25 12:57:38
        That is source of argument between me and SO. by esbita2005-07-25 13:06:20
        And the banks will raise interest rates on all by Peace_man2005-07-25 13:04:12
          Problem is, by the time the market by webishop2005-07-25 13:42:17
  He's trying to mix speculative politics... by RetiQlum22005-07-25 10:38:36
    Churchill said once: by shminux2005-07-25 10:44:43
  If we're moderately lucky, by cybergeek2005-07-25 10:34:17
  The same thing's been said for 40 years by watsondog2005-07-25 10:31:18
    If we run out of money, we will just print more (n/t) by dros422005-07-25 10:32:20
      The amount of currency (paper/coins) by watsondog2005-07-25 10:49:34
      I hope that was a joke (n/t) by Hellahulla2005-07-25 10:49:12
I am job. by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 10:28:50
  The position has been filled. by cybergeek2005-07-25 10:29:56
  For foot-long justice! (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-07-25 10:29:34
    Foot long justice? by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 10:48:08
      Extra salami? (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-07-25 10:50:20
        Footlong spicy Italian? (n/t) by VivianC2005-07-25 11:13:16
        Stop that! Stop that! by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 10:54:44
Re: Update. by corvus_one2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yep, it does hurt... by Sterling_Ag2005-07-25 10:30:02
    Best definition possible of the by cybergeek2005-07-25 10:34:53
      I was more thinking along the lines: by corvus_one2005-07-25 10:37:10
Religious fundies are not always wrong. by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Aaaagh! It's ... Sasquatch! Uhm, that or by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What if the prize was a NOSE job??!! by tompaine2005-07-25 11:21:42
    Of course not by watsondog2005-07-25 14:29:49
      Fake boobs==fake sexuality by tompaine2005-07-25 15:16:00
    I don't agree on their position vis-a-vis the by toxin2005-07-25 11:38:39
      Are doctors required to take that any longer? (n/t) by krikkert2005-07-25 11:43:06
        I think they still have to to do it here (Austria) by yazdi2005-07-25 15:54:48
        that depends on what you mean by "oath" by Star Warrior2005-07-25 12:01:04
    What if the prize was orthodontia? (n/t) by voxwoman2005-07-25 11:24:52
      That's not necessarily cosmetic by tompaine2005-07-25 11:34:00
  I was reading that this morning on the bus by Lord_Dolphin2005-07-25 11:02:19
    I only like women by Star Warrior2005-07-25 11:51:32
      Oh. My. by threadjacker2005-07-25 12:53:55
    I dunno about that... by cybergeek2005-07-25 11:12:51
      Reduction can relieve pain, too by watsondog2005-07-25 11:20:33
      Breast REDUCTION is different and can be healthy by tompaine2005-07-25 11:18:19
        let me try saying that differently. by cybergeek2005-07-25 11:20:09
          In that case it's cosmetic messing with organs by tompaine2005-07-25 11:25:59
  I think it's funny that by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 11:02:01
  I wonder... by watsondog2005-07-25 10:30:01
  I don't think that's the argument, by krikkert2005-07-25 10:29:31
    If it was the feminists protesting... by esbita2005-07-25 13:51:07
  meh. by cybergeek2005-07-25 10:28:24
  Why? by MikeCDN2005-07-25 10:27:57
    I think the problem is by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 11:36:13
    I agree with you by Kickstart2005-07-25 10:30:50
      but looking at the picture of "teh winnah" by hieraco2005-07-25 10:53:23
        i'm plenty secure with my looks by cybergeek2005-07-25 10:57:04
          My looks make children cry and women faint by tompaine2005-07-25 11:43:30
            My looks make women bring their children in off by hieraco2005-07-25 12:16:09
            Try wearing trousers? (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-07-25 11:48:07
              No! It's too hot! by tompaine2005-07-25 13:33:25
          Pretty much the same here, too.. by carthax2005-07-25 11:36:38
      I suppose their idea is by watsondog2005-07-25 10:44:58
        It may not be sensible, but it can help self image by MikeCDN2005-07-25 10:52:06
          Still.... by watsondog2005-07-25 11:02:12
          If psychiatric treatment would have had the by Peace_man2005-07-25 10:58:23
      I think it is more the fact that cosmetic surgery by Peace_man2005-07-25 10:40:58
        This is a privately done procedure by Kickstart2005-07-25 10:47:02
          This may just be my own opinion, but I think by Peace_man2005-07-25 10:55:45
      The apacolypse must be coming by DesertRat662005-07-25 10:33:59
        Uh oh. I don't disagree either. by LionsPhil2005-07-25 11:40:25
          I disagree by tompaine2005-07-25 13:37:40
        i'm afraid... (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-07-25 10:42:03
        Which of course does not mean they are responsible (n/t) by dros422005-07-25 10:38:03
The uncrowned King is dead... by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
I love the smell of ozone in the morning! by carthax2005-07-25 10:07:36
I need a name! by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  she looks like ... by Zandermann2005-07-25 20:15:09
  Sugar! by Glytch782005-07-25 17:29:38
    Sugar might work as she tried to get in my coffee by hieraco2005-07-25 17:58:26
  Mozzy.... by psyop2005-07-25 12:54:00
  She will *NOT* be named Cat-5 by hieraco2005-07-25 12:32:46
    How About Cat-5e? (n/t) by tompaine2005-07-25 14:31:18
      Or Cat-3? Or Cat-6? (n/t) by raptor_872005-07-25 15:23:07
  Waif (n/t) by maceogan2005-07-25 11:15:33
  She has a noticeably long neck. by Skippy-ish_Guy2005-07-25 11:12:07
    I had a cat named TC :) by fireballmatt2005-07-25 11:44:45
      I had one called TC too... by Sterling_Ag2005-07-25 11:49:55
    Lol Riki-Tiki-Tavi? (n/t) by quilting_kitty2005-07-25 11:22:21
  The Cat Bastet by quilting_kitty2005-07-25 10:53:16
    Follow up on the traits of The Cat Bastet by quilting_kitty2005-07-25 11:20:54
  Also on a discworld theme... by Glum_Reaper2005-07-25 10:29:31
    Not her personality by hieraco2005-07-25 10:47:18
    She doesn't look much like a camel though (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2005-07-25 10:30:58
  Greebo! by Eric3_141592005-07-25 10:23:50
  Carpet-camo Barbie. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-07-25 10:21:15
  Bambi by threadjacker2005-07-25 10:15:14
  Twiggy (n/t) by Havoc2005-07-25 10:09:59
Just because your gay marriage is legal in Canada, by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Holy HP referance Batman! by RetiQlum22005-07-25 10:02:16
    Pierre is Pierre, Peter is Peter. by krikkert2005-07-25 10:31:53
      Actually they do. by RetiQlum22005-07-25 10:42:48
        Nonsense! by bobmon2005-07-25 11:04:25
          I think the OP was trying to say that, for instanc by cybergeek2005-07-25 11:17:15
            Well, if you're talking individuals I think you by bobmon2005-07-25 11:35:16
      But they do. by wheresthefish2005-07-25 10:34:26
HAPPY SYSADMIN DAY by stormbringer2005-07-25 09:54:44
  This Friday, the 29th. (n/t) by Illiad2005-07-25 09:59:58
practicing new geek training by Lord_Dolphin2005-07-25 09:46:57
  or how about this: by voxwoman2005-07-25 10:13:55
    hrm... sometimes that *IS* an improvement by Lord_Dolphin2005-07-25 10:18:24
  That, or Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. by toxin2005-07-25 09:49:47
    yup, doing that by Lord_Dolphin2005-07-25 09:50:56
  Or it will lead to... by RetiQlum22005-07-25 09:48:11
    yeah.... that's possible too.... by Lord_Dolphin2005-07-25 09:49:47
I've been invited to a golf outing by hadji2005-07-25 09:43:18
  Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-07-25 10:03:43
  Nah. by theanomaly2005-07-25 09:53:44
  if by "test drive", you mean "hit", and by "volksw by cybergeek2005-07-25 09:46:14
<yawn> I'm tired... bloody bomberman generations by MikeCDN2005-07-25 09:29:55
  Oh, man, you're reminding me of my sessions. by McNutcase2005-07-25 09:31:12
    We only have 3 by MikeCDN2005-07-25 09:36:23
      Wasn't my game. by McNutcase2005-07-25 09:39:20
Ow... My eyes... by evil_andy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  that's not so bad by cybergeek2005-07-25 09:39:36
  Watch the 'movie'.... (n/t) by williamashbless2005-07-25 09:35:15
controversy anonymous or out there by dennismv2005-07-25 09:24:12
  Put your name on it. by Peace_man2005-07-25 09:36:49
  I say put your name on it. by evilsysadmin2005-07-25 09:34:57
  pro: gets people talking about the issue at hand by cybergeek2005-07-25 09:26:03
    my thoughts.. and special case by dennismv2005-07-25 09:47:16
      That depends on what kind of reaction you think by Peace_man2005-07-25 09:54:13
        It also depends... by bitflipper2005-07-25 10:18:02
Well, I don't know if it was a nibble or not. by McNutcase2005-07-25 09:23:44
  sometimes they call... by defdood2005-07-25 10:07:31
    Well, what happens, happens. by McNutcase2005-07-25 10:08:18
Oh. Erm... sorry about the big announcement... by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
The definition of irony? by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If the restaurant was called "Safe Driver" by Havoc2005-07-25 10:17:45
  Not really ironic... by Dshade2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That'll teach them not to put a restaurant by Peace_man2005-07-25 09:33:47
A daily reminder from the LOTGD Green Dragon by LOTGD2006-11-19 12:55:59
I'm listening to mp3 mashups by Kickstart2005-07-25 09:16:00
  Maybe you know about this by ixeian2006-11-19 12:55:59
  There is a third option: by RetiQlum22005-07-25 09:35:06
    you can create the work, but you can't by voxwoman2005-07-25 09:42:10
      Perhaps the reasonable third option... by Kickstart2005-07-25 09:45:12
        A serious dabbler in a particular artform by voxwoman2005-07-25 10:18:50
          So you think the copyright laws are all good? by Kickstart2005-07-25 10:37:08
            The copyright owner can do anything they by voxwoman2005-07-25 12:05:17
            take it personally, why don't you? by cybergeek2005-07-25 10:59:26
              You'd have to have seen the ongoing... by Kickstart2005-07-25 11:05:20
                I don't see that I'm being particularly snarky by voxwoman2005-07-25 11:48:57
                  Ok, that's accepted by Kickstart2005-07-25 12:14:13
                    Whew. I'm glad we can clear this all up by voxwoman2005-07-25 12:18:27
                      I find myself very glad to be taking the high road by McNutcase2005-07-25 12:20:07
                        Probably half the people in the chain by voxwoman2005-07-25 12:27:14
                          Well... by McNutcase2005-07-25 12:29:28
                            Hmmm. Then follow up with a snail mail letter by voxwoman2005-07-25 12:41:10
                with all due respect by cybergeek2005-07-25 11:07:59
                  pardon, not the TLP itself, but some responses. by cybergeek2005-07-25 11:08:30
            Eh? by wheresthefish2005-07-25 10:58:41
        I seem to remember that you've written... by RetiQlum22005-07-25 09:53:20
          Take a look at Creative Commons by ixeian2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Public. Domain. (n/t) by cybergeek2005-07-25 09:46:51
          Nope...that's ok for some, not all by Kickstart2005-07-25 10:08:50
      Hence my writing to Baen. by McNutcase2005-07-25 09:45:10
  butterfly vs piccachu by Nightwind2005-07-25 09:24:14
  There's some great stuff out there by evil_andy2005-07-25 09:21:04
So someone in the office who seems to get mad at by hadji2005-07-25 09:15:30
Note to self: by evil_andy2005-07-25 09:12:42
  ewwww.... (n/t) by cybergeek2005-07-25 09:18:59
How many programming languages by imrambi2005-07-25 09:08:15
  Um, five, I think. by staticsan2005-07-25 16:09:16
  hmm by spiffikins2005-07-25 12:12:08
    "Hard core geek"==write your *own* language by bitflipper2005-07-25 12:14:42
  Given the definition below... by Sterling_Ag2005-07-25 10:36:39
  What do you mean? by RetiQlum22005-07-25 09:16:15
    I mean by imrambi2005-07-25 10:17:58
      Well, lessee... by bitflipper2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I used to be able to do that by voxwoman2005-07-25 10:24:03
      how quickly can you move from one language to the by cybergeek2005-07-25 10:21:22
        In that case instantly. by RetiQlum22005-07-25 10:47:01
        when I was fluent, almost instantaneously by voxwoman2005-07-25 10:28:29
  In the same source file? (n/t) by williamashbless2005-07-25 09:09:07
    Sure, why not? by bitflipper2005-07-25 09:23:35
Hallo! (n/t) by williamashbless2005-07-25 09:06:21
  Hallo, Pip! (n/t) by hadji2005-07-25 09:10:42
  Hi! (n/t) by cybergeek2005-07-25 09:06:38
UFie Ordnance Corner by Ordnance_Corner2005-07-25 08:59:58
  Air Soft... by Scragman2005-07-25 12:47:53
    I don't think it's such a great idea. by RetiQlum22005-07-25 12:57:03
      I'll offer a slight disagreement by jayfarm2005-07-25 13:25:12
      good point... by Scragman2005-07-25 13:10:26
  Disposal of ammumition: by RetiQlum22005-07-25 11:50:20
    IIRC, ammo can be deactivated by soaking it in oil by Feng_Li2005-07-25 15:15:05
    I suggest asking at your local gun store. by McNutcase2005-07-25 11:56:32
      seconded about the guystore bit... by Scragman2005-07-25 12:13:38
        s/guystore/gunstore (n/t) by Scragman2005-07-25 12:23:49
          Same thing, right :-) (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-07-25 12:40:59
            lol (n/t) by Scragman2005-07-25 12:41:34
  I have an ordinace babe of the day by joecrouse2005-07-25 11:50:00
    Here ya go FYOS pic of her and her shotgun. by joecrouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Sorry, I much prefer by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
        I liked the bikini chick you posted a week or two by joecrouse2005-07-25 19:09:11
        Disqualified!! Rule three violation. by SouthpawPL2005-07-25 15:34:06
          Perhaps she intends to ventilate the ceiling? by Feng_Li2005-07-25 15:53:18
      Those CAN'T be real. by RetiQlum22005-07-25 12:43:12
        Those are hers she bought them. by joecrouse2005-07-25 19:08:13
    PhotoBucket.com (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-07-25 11:54:48
  Hey DR! by shorty822005-07-25 10:01:25
    Thanks guys. (n/t) by shorty822005-07-25 11:38:54
    There is the old 'fire extinguisher' reason: by RetiQlum22005-07-25 10:50:06
      Thanks. (n/t) by shorty822005-07-25 11:43:18
      Except that there are alternative weaponry to a by krikkert2005-07-25 11:01:31
        Name one by DesertRat662005-07-25 11:34:48
          Here's three. by Medievalist2005-07-25 16:24:56
        i repeat: by cybergeek2005-07-25 11:02:43
    offer her a katana. by cybergeek2005-07-25 10:22:37
      Have you seen the videos of by ManiacJoe2005-07-25 14:32:00
        very tough.. from the edge by Medievalist2005-07-25 16:14:04
      Actually, she's interested in bladed weapons, by shorty822005-07-25 11:42:49
    Your best option by DesertRat662005-07-25 10:10:26
      Thanks. by shorty822005-07-25 11:40:07
        You have no idea how many times by DesertRat662005-07-25 14:03:44
  What part of concealed carry don't you understand? by DesertRat662005-07-25 09:01:54
    If people want to carry concealed.... by RigbyReardon2005-07-25 09:57:35
    Good advice - but one little 'oops' jumped out at by ChuckAB2005-07-25 09:48:58
      I knew I should have read it backwards! by DesertRat662005-07-25 09:55:00
I've figured it out! by hadji2005-07-25 08:49:25
  duct dape 1001 uses except duct work (n/t) by rogue19712005-07-25 10:08:45
  ***SPOILER*** by Nightwind2005-07-25 09:18:21
    *****SPOILER***** by Nightwind2005-07-25 09:18:53
      critique 1: "were", not "where". by cybergeek2005-07-25 09:20:16
        on point number 2... by AndyA2005-07-25 09:41:46
          two words: expand all. by cybergeek2005-07-25 09:50:40
            Expand all at your own risk by Nightwind2005-07-25 17:15:57
              Erm.. never seen that by Freakazoid2005-07-25 17:46:42
  Here's a cool fact: There's a real world by Eric3_141592005-07-25 09:02:29
    The fine structure constant is *not* 1/137. by raptor_872005-07-25 15:15:31
    That's almost as good as Euler's Identity: by williamashbless2005-07-25 09:07:31
      Groan. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-07-25 09:10:07
        What? (n/t) by williamashbless2005-07-25 09:13:45
          taking a stab here... by cybergeek2005-07-25 09:21:50
            Didn't even consider that. :D (n/t) by williamashbless2005-07-25 09:32:58
              So now you are writing puns subliminally? by RetiQlum22005-07-25 10:00:05
                go go gadget language skills! (n/t) by cybergeek2005-07-25 10:16:33
  42 (n/t) by dros422005-07-25 08:51:31
    duct tape (n/t) by hadji2005-07-25 08:52:15
      WD-40? (n/t) by Scragman2005-07-25 08:55:26
        Duct Tape is like the force by dros422005-07-25 08:57:09
          if it moves and it shouldn't: Duct Tape by Scragman2005-07-25 09:00:04
            Nah, WD-40 isn't required. Just duct tape to... by williamashbless2005-07-25 09:01:16
Bombard-YAY! Little personal meme for my family... by toxin2005-07-25 08:40:22
  Another solution while riding the ATV, ride by techi8702005-07-25 08:52:44
    Ummmm, this was the main trail. The absolute main by toxin2005-07-25 09:09:41
      Start water crossings slow then speed up. Then you by techi8702006-11-19 12:23:33
        There is a distinct lack of linkage in your post. (n/t) by cybergeek2005-07-25 09:48:26
          Doh! by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
            sweeeeeeeeeet (n/t) by cybergeek2005-07-25 11:01:27
        I found that out. Now, next time I have to bring by toxin2005-07-25 09:26:05
  thanks by tesla_koil2005-07-25 08:51:11
    A bad day on the ATV is still better than a good by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
      wow by tesla_koil2005-07-25 09:25:14
New mix of my single by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I didn't realize your band was also by Pic2005-07-25 08:39:04
    You would think that Shiva would have by voxwoman2005-07-25 09:33:46
mophone Beta Testers required by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I've registered and played around with it for a bi by yazdi2005-07-25 10:40:43
    They issue them fairly soon after. by Illiad2005-07-25 13:30:19
      I got the first survey now. I seem to have by yazdi2005-07-25 16:28:44
  Psst, you've got mail. (n/t) by techi8702005-07-25 08:38:29
Music Videos by Archamedes2005-07-25 08:27:27
MN UFies by Glytch782006-11-19 12:55:59
Damned Danes, thinking they own the place! by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  An island with two bottles of burried booze ? by aix tom2005-07-25 10:23:46
    Thank Goodness.... by psyop2005-07-25 13:06:03
  I hearby claim Hans Island in the name of by hieraco2005-07-25 09:28:47
  Oh no, it's not by ixeian2005-07-25 09:01:47
    Did you guys give up claiming Rockall yet? (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-07-25 09:12:59
      Not sure, to be honest by ixeian2005-07-25 09:19:45
    So you're planing on moving? (n/t) by techi8702005-07-25 09:07:47
    Oh yes it is. by Illiad2005-07-25 09:03:37
      Whatcha mean, cold? by OsteSpiser2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Well, it can be cold here too by ixeian2005-07-25 09:16:45
        Warships that are icebreaker equipped... by toxin2005-07-25 09:31:44
          Well, we don't wanna ignore Greenland by ixeian2005-07-25 09:51:23
            Ask the German Army circa WW1 and WW2 by toxin2005-07-25 10:13:36
              The german army knows... by OsteSpiser2005-07-25 10:39:40
              Sure, sure by ixeian2005-07-25 10:23:14
  Pretty cool by snowstar2005-07-25 08:31:43
  Of course !:P by pica2005-07-25 08:23:36
  I'm sorry, by Pic2005-07-25 08:23:20
    The island doesn't matter so much. It's the by techi8702005-07-25 08:40:51
      But that's the thing. by Pic2005-07-25 08:45:50
        The zone is probably smaller then. Same issue by techi8702005-07-25 08:48:19
5 days of camping have left me sleep deprived. by techi8702005-07-25 08:07:13
  really? by astro-g2005-07-25 08:08:49
    That's what the camp fire is for. I didn't go to by techi8702005-07-25 08:14:08
      Camp fire? by astro-g2005-07-25 08:18:33
        Doesn't get really dark here untill 11pm. We by techi8702005-07-25 08:37:37
        and what about the all-night drum cirlces? by voxwoman2005-07-25 08:31:06
      Put your feet towards the fire, and talk till you by klar_at_work2005-07-25 08:15:58
Good Lord.... by tesla_koil2005-07-25 08:04:06
Is Maximizer Enterprise 8 a good CRM program? by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 07:53:17
  Err, make that Maximizer 8. Not Enterprise. by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 07:54:36
    Unless Enterprise is the only one... by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 07:58:56
People for Euthanizing Those Animals by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ah, but they're "broken animals". by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    o.O by voxwoman2005-07-25 08:28:30
      They *ARE* trying to wipe out all dogs. by LionsPhil2005-07-25 08:33:25
        they remind me of the Psy Corps in Babylon 5 by voxwoman2005-07-25 08:40:07
          What they're really doing is killing things that by quilting_kitty2005-07-25 08:46:08
            Only if you consider them a lower life form by dros422005-07-25 09:00:04
              So their logic is... by quilting_kitty2005-07-25 09:07:56
OMG my harddisk died! (help needed) by pica2005-07-25 07:37:25
  You have probably already done this but... by classic_jon2005-07-25 09:59:38
    did that but.. by pica2005-07-25 10:54:14
      You may have had the swap file still on the by classic_jon2005-07-25 11:10:56
  Did you get any drinding/ticking noises? by wheresthefish2005-07-25 08:04:07
    ticking by pica2005-07-25 08:20:57
      sometimes meants the controlling electronics are by Myke2005-07-25 08:28:09
        My experience with Seagates have been the opposite by ChuckAB2005-07-25 10:04:05
          I thought we'd discussed that your power supplies by Myke2005-07-25 23:30:08
        probably the heads.. by pica2005-07-25 08:35:03
          I doubt there's anything wrong with the heads by Myke2005-07-25 08:37:18
            worth a try at least.. by pica2005-07-25 08:45:17
              don't need papers. by Myke2005-07-25 09:08:21
                That or examine your case for airflow. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-07-25 10:17:08
                  what kind of airflow? by pica2005-07-25 10:32:51
                    Heat mainly. by wheresthefish2005-07-25 10:38:18
                      hm..now that you said it.. by pica2005-07-25 10:45:04
                        Seagates do run hot. (n/t) by Myke2005-07-25 23:31:21
      IT'S A BOMB!!!11eleventyone (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 08:25:42
  Stupid question first by Control2005-07-25 07:42:05
    done by pica2005-07-25 07:51:42
      ok, grab your install CD by astro-g2005-07-25 08:03:54
        That should work just fine. by carthax2005-07-25 08:06:16
          unless its a dual boot system by astro-g2005-07-25 08:07:37
            Thank you very much,i'll try that when I get home by pica2005-07-25 08:19:04
              probably. fat32 or NTFS? by astro-g2005-07-25 08:22:05
                fat32 it is! by pica2005-07-25 08:28:43
                  The latest knoppix is Damn Good by Tomo2005-07-25 08:44:29
Does anyone else find it ironic that by bobmon2005-07-25 07:34:49
  I think it's horrible by Havoc2005-07-25 07:44:27
    o.O by cybergeek2005-07-25 08:58:47
      But but but by Havoc2005-07-25 10:14:59
        Eh, Meh, and Who? by cybergeek2005-07-25 10:37:00
RPC Server in Win2k Server by carthax2005-07-25 07:25:04
  Yikes by Archamedes2005-07-25 07:58:49
    We figured it out... The RPC Server service wasn't by carthax2005-07-25 08:00:33
My oldest is starting to bounce of the walls by rogue19712005-07-25 07:24:30
  I hope you are going without "him" by j.butterfly2005-07-25 12:32:17
  of/off (n/t) by rogue19712005-07-25 07:24:49
Google challenge: find the x-ray of the key by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  found this by gibuu2005-07-25 09:20:02
    link by gibuu2006-11-19 12:55:59
  found a video by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
What do you mean "too much caffeine for one day"?! by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 07:21:43
  It ain't the caffeine. by Mad_Peter2005-07-25 14:42:32
  weaklings (your co-workers that is) by madvlad2005-07-25 07:50:35
    hmmm by madvlad2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Geeks trashtalking: "Yo Mama drinks decaf!" (n/t) by Control2005-07-25 07:51:56
      Yeah? Well YO momma uses Windows ME! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 07:54:41
        And YO momma uses the mouse as a foot pedal (n/t) by Control2005-07-25 07:57:06
          And she still beats YO mama in Quake! (n/t) by tnglives2005-07-25 12:03:30
          all your moms use the cd tray by tesla_koil2005-07-25 08:05:30
            Your mum uses frontpage! (n/t) by madvlad2005-07-25 08:09:11
              Your mom thinks a square root is a vegetable! by cybergeek2005-07-25 09:45:22
              <ugh> that was So freaking low... :) (n/t) by tesla_koil2005-07-25 08:10:03
        now thats just nasty. (n/t) by madvlad2005-07-25 07:56:27
Cues dramatic Star Trek music by SnArL2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Bwahahahaha.. Good one! (n/t) by corvus_one2005-07-25 07:29:34
Seen on Sheriff's car: We'll Kick Your A3... by Ordnance_Corner2005-07-25 07:08:29
  There's an Ordnance_Corner LJ? (n/t) by kelli2172005-07-25 07:10:58
    Oh heck! by DesertRat662005-07-25 07:13:02
Boss may get an earful today. by esbita2005-07-25 07:06:13
  Yep. Boss didn't pay my insurance. by esbita2005-07-25 07:46:01
    Not good. by VivianC2005-07-25 08:25:06
      Hey, it was edible :) by esbita2005-07-25 08:43:39
ATTN: emlaabs by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
  nm -- we figured it out. by carthax2005-07-25 06:58:27
    np I guess by emlaabs2005-07-25 07:49:47
      Okay, so I shouldn't ask you techie q's about the by carthax2005-07-25 07:54:48
Question to all Regex-Experts by darthludi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  [^`]\| matches what you want, by LionsPhil2005-07-25 07:04:31
    I know by darthludi2005-07-25 07:30:50
      How about the other way around ? by aix tom2005-07-25 07:36:12
        I didn't define it. by darthludi2005-07-25 07:39:46
  Can you use perl compatible regexes? by Pic2005-07-25 06:59:34
    Assuming yes by darthludi2005-07-25 07:28:33
      It works! by darthludi2005-07-25 07:37:59
        You're welcome. by Pic2005-07-25 07:41:24
    Whoa. by LionsPhil2005-07-25 07:05:53
      Sort of. by Pic2005-07-25 07:28:03
        Ah, yes. Think I read that once upon a time. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 07:33:55
          The perl zero-width assertions are cool. by Pic2005-07-25 07:36:53
  [^`][|] by aix tom2005-07-25 06:56:13
    Check your output again. by Pic2005-07-25 07:02:05
      *squints at screen* by aix tom2005-07-25 07:05:42
The Places Nobody Else Has Been by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Kim, CO by FractalEdge2005-07-25 13:07:15
  Pretty much anywhere in Nunavut. by toxin2005-07-25 12:37:47
  Hell, Trøndelag. (n/t) by krikkert2005-07-25 11:03:51
    Which one? (n/t) by bitflipper2005-07-25 11:44:29
  Fossil Falls California by DesertRat662005-07-25 10:29:51
  Holm, Denmark. by Peace_man2005-07-25 09:28:46
    Been there by ixeian2005-07-25 10:52:28
      If you didn't go past Nordborg, you haven't been by Peace_man2005-07-25 11:03:24
        It was past Nordborg by ixeian2005-07-25 12:13:17
          Does Danfos still have a large plant there? by Peace_man2005-07-25 12:53:52
            Yep by ixeian2005-07-25 13:12:59
              I see stuff made by Danfoss as far away as by Peace_man2005-07-25 13:44:15
  Water Valley, AB (n/t) by techi8702005-07-25 09:09:06
  Hackensack (and/or ten-mile lake), MN by cybergeek2005-07-25 09:03:39
  Center City, TX by Reddy2005-07-25 08:50:39
  Weed, New Mexico by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 08:46:20
    Seen your Weed - by saminz2005-07-25 10:15:30
      Ha! Driven though it several times by hyzenthlay2005-07-25 14:59:05
  The lighting scaffolding in Talbot College by TrogL2005-07-25 08:35:53
  Toad River, B.C. (n/t) by Illiad2005-07-25 08:26:50
    Like... Before Christ? by SnappingTurtle2005-07-25 10:42:32
  Lee's Ranch B&B, Mexican Hat UT by VivianC2005-07-25 08:23:23
  Ware, BC by Kickstart2005-07-25 08:21:46
  Haywards hole, Abel tasman, NZ by astro-g2005-07-25 08:15:44
  Possum Kingdom, South Carolina by AshyRaine2005-07-25 08:04:31
    oh kewl by tesla_koil2005-07-25 08:09:05
      Oh I don't live in Anderson County by AshyRaine2005-07-25 08:21:04
  Gladstone, MB by Rattler2005-07-25 07:57:21
  Angra dos Reis, Brazil by pdiscovery2005-07-25 07:53:30
  Grand Croix, MI by MatthewDBA2005-07-25 07:52:49
  Porcupine Plain, SK by Rattler2005-07-25 07:43:07
  Magdalen Islands by rogue19712005-07-25 07:43:01
    Oops forgot the answer :o) by rogue19712005-07-25 07:44:31
  Toad Suck, AR by mrarcola2005-07-25 07:36:00
    "...but if you're out there, SAVE ME SUPERMAN!" (n (n/t) by cybergeek2005-07-25 09:54:57
  Webequie, Ontario by freddie_hg2005-07-25 07:35:21
  Behind the scenes at Orlando Int'l (KMCO) by VCA2005-07-25 07:30:40
  Clouthierville LA by RedmondBOFH2005-07-25 07:17:23
  Washington Rock, NJ by Sterling_Ag2005-07-25 07:13:35
  Stoppelmarkt, Vechta, Germany (n/t) by Martyny2005-07-25 07:11:32
  Denny Creek, WA by mrarcola2005-07-25 07:08:43
    Been there. :-D (n/t) by RedmondBOFH2005-07-25 07:18:22
  The bowels of Jordan-Hare Stadium, Auburn, AL. by kelli2172005-07-25 07:07:14
  Sturgis, SK and Preeceville, SK by calcrazy2005-07-25 07:06:57
    Been there by Rattler2005-07-25 07:54:11
      Well... by calcrazy2005-07-25 12:43:41
  Waidhofen, Austria by yazdi2005-07-25 07:05:38
  Garden City, Kansas by notdeadyet2005-07-25 07:01:38
    I've been to Garden City... by AshyRaine2005-07-25 08:03:07
      I made a vow by notdeadyet2005-07-25 09:59:38
        haha, *high fives* (n/t) by AshyRaine2005-07-25 11:11:51
    Been there... by mrarcola2005-07-25 07:10:23
      Were you similarly detained by notdeadyet2005-07-25 07:17:29
        Just passing through... by mrarcola2005-07-25 07:26:53
          Lived there (Kansas City) for 18 years by airborneric2005-07-25 07:46:50
  Medway, MA by Eric3_141592005-07-25 07:01:08
    Got some trivia about Medway? by SnappingTurtle2005-07-25 07:06:52
      Westwood and Belligham by Eric3_141592006-11-19 12:55:59
  Worth Matravers, Dorset, UK by Tourne2005-07-25 07:01:03
    Passed through by evil_andy2005-07-25 07:09:12
  Hosenruck, CH by Control2005-07-25 07:00:07
  Dildo, NL by watsondog2005-07-25 06:57:46
  Mossel, NL. by klar_at_work2005-07-25 06:52:29
  Why, AZ, USA by carthax2005-07-25 06:51:53
  Augsburg, Germany by Winsmith2005-07-25 06:49:38
    Drove through lots of times. by aix tom2005-07-25 07:32:19
    Augsburg by RedmondBOFH2005-07-25 07:15:30
  Below the Turning Torso, Malmö, Sweden. by Scirocco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Been there... by mrarcola2005-07-25 07:21:30
  Yoxford, England by SnappingTurtle2005-07-25 06:45:10
    Been there. by Tomo2005-07-25 09:07:27
ATTN: Black hatters. by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I did see this by ToLazyToThink2005-07-25 22:03:05
The reflections on the intellect... by kelli2172005-07-25 06:32:15
LOL! Monkey Hurlage!!! by Ordnance_Corner2005-07-25 06:07:39
  Another recycled joke. by LionsPhil2005-07-25 06:09:29
I hate dealing with people who have no nettiquette by voxwoman2005-07-25 05:52:15
  Then, even if you send by notdeadyet2005-07-25 07:05:02
    We're closing in on who this person may be by voxwoman2005-07-25 07:20:03
You know what? by LionsPhil2005-07-25 05:41:16
  Allredy exists! by ideur2005-07-25 05:59:30
    Don't be daft. by LionsPhil2005-07-25 06:01:14
      It will, if you rename the extention.. ;) (n/t) by bonzo2005-07-25 06:04:02
        fried.egg? (n/t) by Scragman2005-07-25 06:42:36
          fried.egg to fried.egg.txt (n/t) by Winsmith2005-07-25 06:50:07
Stupid Rules. by Havoc2005-07-25 05:40:27
  Sounds familiar. by MrTrick2005-07-25 06:03:16
    I'm with IT. I monitor all our locations for by Peace_man2005-07-25 09:50:28
  Back in 99-00 by Havoc2005-07-25 05:43:21
    Two months ago.. by bonzo2005-07-25 06:02:22
New Job report: by Blindman2005-07-25 05:38:19
  Isn't that a WONDERFUL phrase: "my cube"? by ChuckAB2005-07-25 10:10:29
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  heh by maximumbob2005-07-25 06:31:48
Any veggies in the room? by toedruid2005-07-25 05:23:22
  Full-bore omnivore galore. by kelli2172005-07-25 07:41:31
  But if we don't eat meat by LionsPhil2005-07-25 07:20:21
    are we going to get any pudding? (n/t) by evilsysadmin2005-07-25 07:29:09
      How can you get any pudding if you don't eat your by divinar22005-07-25 07:40:46
      Yes. by LionsPhil2005-07-25 07:34:39
        Mmmmm, boiled bones by notdeadyet2005-07-25 10:05:43
  Veggie since the 70's by notdeadyet2005-07-25 07:16:43
  Question: How do you deal with the side effects o by evilsysadmin2005-07-25 06:47:50
  Starflower (my spousal unit) is a vegetarian by SnappingTurtle2005-07-25 06:27:01
  Yeah, I'm a vegetarian by boondongle2005-07-25 06:12:43
  I tried eating vegetarian. I feel like a wimp by joecrouse2005-07-25 05:54:37
    Dennis Leary is awesome... (n/t) by Scragman2005-07-25 06:42:16
  Would "Used to Be Count" by lookn4change2005-07-25 05:34:46
    Would "Used to Be Count" what? :P (n/t) by bonzo2005-07-25 05:35:48
  "Bring me by bonzo2005-07-25 05:28:36
    I have posted most of that section below. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-07-25 05:54:59
      It's great, isn't it? (n/t) by bonzo2005-07-25 05:59:26
        The whole cd Rocks. by joecrouse2005-07-25 06:04:11
          Yeah, though you edited that a bit.. by bonzo2005-07-25 06:14:17
  I'm sort of an anti-vegetarian by Control2005-07-25 05:25:34
    How about hands and fingers? by Concept2005-07-25 05:27:22
      Meh, no thanks. by Control2005-07-25 05:28:38
        Ah well... by Concept2005-07-25 06:37:18
  {{{toedruid}}} by treehugger2005-07-25 05:24:55
Oops. Microsoft's Virtual Earth by klar_at_work2006-11-19 12:55:59
  and if you look thru El Reg on the same by laserman2005-07-25 08:58:15
  El Reg article by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  All I can get are map images, no satellite images. by shorty822005-07-25 05:54:42
    Well, first you get a satellite... (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 06:01:40
  mm, it seems unfinished by astro-g2005-07-25 05:13:33
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
arghrhghrhgrhgh by zeitnot2005-07-25 05:00:07
  I'm lucky.. by bonzo2005-07-25 05:24:18
    16 min for me .... Yaah W:ET here I come ... (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-07-25 08:14:26
    Skip the "'m" or ad a "ting".. What ever.. (n/t) by bonzo2005-07-25 05:25:42
      I'ting lucky? 8) (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 05:32:21
        No, not the "m", the "'m"... (n/t) by bonzo2005-07-25 05:34:00
A dog that can sneak up on.................himself by bonzo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It looks like scratching an itch is more of by Peace_man2005-07-25 10:04:24
  I saw that last night... by KC5SDY2005-07-25 07:18:07
  it's fyoss :) by langly2005-07-25 06:13:25
    Before reading the source.. by bonzo2005-07-25 06:33:48
  i don't think - by zeitnot2005-07-25 04:54:01
    There's probably a much more mundane by voxwoman2005-07-25 05:07:48
      Or by evil_andy2005-07-25 05:10:22
        Or under the control of evil demons. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 07:21:42
        Or maybe the leg/paw is numb by voxwoman2005-07-25 05:17:14
          Far more likely: by RetiQlum22005-07-25 09:07:01
  Direct clicky to the video file.. by bonzo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Icelandic, perhaps? (n/t) by bonzo2005-07-25 04:44:08
    Yes it is. (n/t) by corvus_one2005-07-25 04:47:57
Attn: Stacato by plblark2005-07-25 04:34:24
  he lives *poke* by stacato2005-07-25 04:53:49
    1 hour, 31 minutes was what it said by plblark2005-07-25 08:56:35
      so, 4 hours, 6 minutes in sleep mode by plblark2005-07-25 08:57:20
  Yikes.. A workling ethernet port.. Not good.. by bonzo2005-07-25 04:48:24
I need a BAS. by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 04:21:24
  Oh yeah... 2 hours? by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 04:23:24
Challenge of the day by bonzo2005-07-25 04:01:17
  Just a small hint from a firewall admin[1]: by ideur2005-07-25 04:21:16
    I agree... by toedruid2005-07-25 05:18:33
  Add-in by bonzo2005-07-25 04:02:33
    Got Skype? by Control2005-07-25 04:06:27
      Sorry, don't have it.. by bonzo2005-07-25 04:09:37
[repost] Shirts of Tea! by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Looks great! by da-gimp2005-07-25 11:04:49
    Yeah. by McNutcase2005-07-25 11:12:45
      That is absolute brilliance! by da-gimp2005-07-25 12:57:30
        So do I. by McNutcase2005-07-25 13:02:39
Was that a nibble? by mcnutcase2005-07-25 03:32:15
  Call them back, the nibble might turn into a byte. (n/t) by zeitnot2005-07-25 04:55:56
Anybody using or knowing "Compiere" ? by aix tom2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I dont really know anout compiere by astro-g2005-07-25 05:41:07
    Yeah, that's one of the reasons. ;-) by aix tom2005-07-25 06:12:49
The UF Toolbox daily reminder by UF Toolbox2006-11-19 12:55:59
W:ET New map discussion by klar_at_work2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Crustacean : s/CZT/CZF/ (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-07-25 02:48:10
You wanna know why not enough people eat by McGowan2005-07-25 02:46:51
  I happen to like shredded wheat... by Cural2005-07-25 18:53:52
  Frosted shreaded mini wheat is a great snack food. by joecrouse2005-07-25 05:43:40
  The frosted stuff is better, by LionsPhil2005-07-25 05:38:36
    Oh, and bung some bacon this way. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 05:40:22
  mmm eating wheat out of the field by treehugger2005-07-25 05:25:46
  Whole wheat ain;t that hot... by toedruid2005-07-25 05:19:46
  What? by binkley2005-07-25 04:25:23
    Mmmmm...Grandma oatmeal by quilting_kitty2005-07-25 05:43:15
    Healthy? Heck no. by McGowan2005-07-25 04:33:15
      It's been 6 years by binkley2005-07-25 04:58:22
        I love bacon and eggs for breakfast by joecrouse2005-07-25 05:46:20
83'F (28'C ) @4:30am :p by Electric Storm2005-07-25 02:31:41
  Electric ones? by bonzo2005-07-25 02:57:39
    Not sure, maybe... by Electric Storm2005-07-25 03:10:36
Wish me luck. by krikkert2005-07-25 02:18:35
  so how did it go?? (n/t) by Reddy2005-07-25 08:53:28
  If you can find him... by VivianC2005-07-25 08:47:58
  Best luck!! by roger G. rapid2005-07-25 02:39:47
  Luck? by wheresthefish2005-07-25 02:29:00
    Opticians are just waiting to take over the world. by LionsPhil2005-07-25 06:10:45
    You never know. (n/t) by krikkert2005-07-25 03:01:17
  Go get him! by spacemonkey2005-07-25 02:26:49
Well that's one way to make a Monday better. by wheresthefish2005-07-25 02:15:55
  Doesn't the aluminium get stuck in your teeth? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 02:18:46
    Not if you cook them tender in the microwave first (n/t) by spacemonkey2005-07-25 02:28:10
This post is needlessly self-referential. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 02:00:39
  This text is part of a no-text post. (n/t) by Concept2005-07-25 05:21:53
  This post is irrelevant to the current topic. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-07-25 02:02:02
    This thread has been sacked. (n/t) by dragonhawk2005-07-25 04:57:31
      Those responsible for sacking this thread by tnglives2005-07-25 12:09:37
    This post is completely unfunny. (n/t) by Arivia2005-07-25 02:09:23
    The relevance of this post is totally irrelevant. (n/t) by Michiel2005-07-25 02:08:30
Repost: Buying a new DVD player by Khaar2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What, no one's even gonna try to talk me out of it? by Khaar2005-07-25 03:22:27
    You should forget about DVDs.. LaserDisk! (n/t) by bonzo2005-07-25 03:41:54
      Yes, this is about a laser disc reading device. by Khaar2005-07-25 04:32:27
        No, it's a Digital Versatile Disk reading device! by bonzo2005-07-25 04:51:19
          That's what I said. (n/t) by Khaar2005-07-25 05:14:49
            Digital Versatile Disk != Laserdisc by bonzo2006-11-19 12:55:59
              DVD == disc read using a laser by Khaar2005-07-25 06:10:17
                Touché! (n/t) by bonzo2005-07-25 06:36:45
Story about Forest Gump.... by Electric Storm2005-07-25 01:56:42
  Nice one :) BTW, talking about gates, or portals.. by roger G. rapid2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: RoyIreson by rhinobird2005-07-25 01:51:17
  You cant have it! by RoyIreson2005-07-25 01:52:47
On Saturday I won the lottery... by RichLondoner2005-07-25 01:21:13
  Bet you were tense as that 6th number was pulled! (n/t) by Tourne2005-07-25 06:27:28
    Actually not at all... because... by RichLondoner2005-07-25 08:04:58
  Remember how I always serve you nicely? by treehugger2005-07-25 05:23:33
  Buy 1000 lottery tickets! by McGowan2005-07-25 02:51:20
  Hey! Change that username! It's too real now! :+) (n/t) by Evil_Minion2005-07-25 01:30:48
    hehe, was always true anyway :) (n/t) by RichLondoner2005-07-25 01:34:55
  Where do you live again? >;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 01:23:41
    Could it be: London? (n/t) by ideur2005-07-25 01:28:41
      Oh, great. Really accurate. by LionsPhil2005-07-25 01:30:25
        And you have to find the correct London! by ideur2005-07-25 01:35:49
          Bah. by wheresthefish2005-07-25 01:37:49
            There's only one real York, too. by LionsPhil2005-07-25 01:40:38
      Naw, impossible. (n/t) by krikkert2005-07-25 01:29:09
        very possible indeed ;) (n/t) by RichLondoner2005-07-25 01:30:32
  Nice one. by syren2005-07-25 01:22:57
    the question is... by RichLondoner2005-07-25 01:32:38
      How about a membership at UserFriendly? by klar_at_work2005-07-25 01:39:07
        Could always go for the Dark Regent status. by LionsPhil2005-07-25 01:41:38
          haha, actually I'm going to be very selfish by RichLondoner2005-07-25 01:45:55
      Donate to your favorite webcomic ;) by NuclearWinter2005-07-25 01:39:04
        Great minds think alike, and at the same time, too by klar_at_work2005-07-25 01:40:09
      Sounds like a plan. by syren2005-07-25 01:36:56
        but I just got back last month... by RichLondoner2005-07-25 01:42:05
          Why not? by syren2005-07-25 01:47:14
            Well so far I have... by RichLondoner2005-07-25 02:03:17
              I suggest hookers and booze. by joecrouse2005-07-25 05:57:55
        Hey, the current weather is great. by LionsPhil2005-07-25 01:39:39
          I like the nice hot summers! by syren2005-07-25 01:46:18
            Not really. by LionsPhil2005-07-25 01:49:13
              Some people use this new invention called by McGowan2005-07-25 02:53:39
                My clip-ons don't fit my current specs. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 04:11:20
          East, please, and not North-East. (n/t) by krikkert2005-07-25 01:41:39
      Pay a poor, hapless, id10ts traffic ticket? by Evil_Minion2005-07-25 01:36:31
        haha, no charity cases... by RichLondoner2005-07-25 01:37:57
Do you ever get the feeling by LionsPhil2005-07-25 01:17:29
Eeeep! 'tis broken! by bonzo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Warn about Flash and sound stuff please! by Evil_Minion2005-07-25 01:13:50
    Sorry.. by bonzo2005-07-25 01:29:30
    You could just not click by LionsPhil2005-07-25 01:15:53
RFC: Revised UF FAQ by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *babble, babble* (n/t) by Arivia2005-07-25 01:16:47
  Argh. s/please on/please comment on/; (n/t) by krikkert2005-07-25 01:06:58
Okay, everything's blurry. by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 00:39:52
  better keep a night-light on... (n/t) by whybird2005-07-25 00:41:34
    I do not fear the grue. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 00:42:48
Any RTS Fans out there? by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Heh, luftwaffle by spacemonkey2005-07-25 01:54:26
    A swastika-shaped waffle with wings? by krikkert2005-07-25 01:55:43
      Do you like waffles? by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Oh, flash, audio (obv.) (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 01:59:19
  Meh. by LionsPhil2005-07-25 01:14:34
  That is really funny by Liava2005-07-25 01:05:16
    Er, isn't that particular term moddable? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 01:15:07
  Allmost moddable.. by bonzo2005-07-25 00:41:53
It is pitch black. by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 00:02:26
  *Gure eats your jmaxsohmer* (n/t) by hieraco2005-07-25 08:59:52
The grue eats jmaxsohmer. (n/t) by SnArL2005-07-25 00:02:20
  *checks for grue's diary* (n/t) by OsteSpiser2005-07-25 01:16:47
    True. We should put a list of things eaten there. (n/t) by Eric3_141592005-07-25 06:53:39
  The grue releases jmaxsohmer. by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 00:04:22
    Liava tells the grue... by Liava2005-07-25 00:07:34
      The grue eats Liava. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 00:07:57
        *eats jmaxsohmer* by RoyIreson2005-07-25 01:00:29
          Four is RIGHT OUT! (n/t) by rhinobird2005-07-25 01:49:56
            And thou shalt not procede to 3 by RoyIreson2005-07-25 01:53:45
        Are you sure? by Liava2005-07-25 00:10:41
  The grue eats SnArL. by tnglives2005-07-25 00:03:44
    >eat grue's spleen (n/t) by tnglives2005-07-25 00:05:42
      I don't know the word spleen. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 00:06:33
        >pour Chianti by tnglives2005-07-25 00:09:41
    >hug grue by Yog_Sothoth2005-07-25 00:04:37
      > kiss grue by Spisefisken2005-07-25 00:09:48
        *you hear a muffled "he'll eat your face" from by tnglives2005-07-25 00:10:21
Comment Board Trivia by count_02005-07-25 00:02:19
  Timeout, new question. by Illiad2005-07-25 11:32:21
    Frobisher. by McNutcase2005-07-25 13:42:57
      John Harrison by Plasma2005-07-25 20:27:34
Illiways, the Café at the end of the UFieverse! by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *grumbles* by esbita2005-07-25 06:34:18
  Warm milk by SnArL2005-07-25 01:11:24
    *serves warm milk with honey* by krikkert2005-07-25 01:15:07
  Hello! by RoyIreson2005-07-25 01:04:31
    You can have the temporal space-time closet? by krikkert2005-07-25 01:07:34
      Is it dark? by RoyIreson2005-07-25 01:35:39
        As dark as you want it to be, I guess. by krikkert2005-07-25 01:37:07
          Oh, thats no good. by RoyIreson2005-07-25 01:39:00
            I heal quickly. by krikkert2005-07-25 01:39:51
              Always a positive thing by RoyIreson2005-07-25 01:48:18
  Morning. by syren2005-07-25 00:52:36
    I win, I got back at 10pm, started at 3pm by treehugger2005-07-25 01:12:59
      Okay you win. by syren2005-07-25 01:20:03
    Hmm... by krikkert2005-07-25 01:02:34
      *munches and sips tea* by syren2005-07-25 01:19:20
        You weren't supposed to drink the tea! by krikkert2005-07-25 01:22:15
          Well it can be nice in my belly. by syren2005-07-25 01:30:33
            *pokes belly* by krikkert2005-07-25 01:38:09
              *giggles* by syren2005-07-25 01:39:36
                I don't have bad enough eyesight. by krikkert2005-07-25 01:40:54
                  I am -2 in both eyes but SO is by syren2005-07-25 01:48:17
                    Yowch. by krikkert2005-07-25 01:54:45
                      Yeah. by syren2005-07-25 01:59:25
                        ...*whimper*... by krikkert2005-07-25 02:00:40
                          Just go easy. by syren2005-07-25 02:08:23
                            Butbutbut.. by krikkert2005-07-25 02:09:09
                              I know. by syren2005-07-25 02:11:27
                                I guess. by krikkert2005-07-25 02:12:39
                                *comforts* by syren2005-07-25 02:13:24
                                Aw. by krikkert2005-07-25 02:14:19
                                Dull. by syren2005-07-25 02:19:23
  Morning! by roger G. rapid2005-07-25 00:46:38
    GAP with pancakes? by krikkert2005-07-25 01:01:26
      *leers at pancakes* by roger G. rapid2005-07-25 01:20:30
        Work? by krikkert2005-07-25 01:23:24
          the thing some people do to get money by chaotic2005-07-25 02:24:26
            Just for that one, by krikkert2005-07-25 02:58:46
  I'm feeling a bit confused by naqoyqatsi2005-07-25 00:26:00
    That's one day closer! :) by krikkert2005-07-25 00:27:00
      Oh, yes, BAS please by naqoyqatsi2005-07-25 00:28:16
        *serves BAS - by krikkert2005-07-25 01:01:49
          And I'm off like a Space Shuttle by naqoyqatsi2005-07-25 01:04:18
            Aww.. by krikkert2005-07-25 01:08:06
              I've got a few things mounted though by naqoyqatsi2005-07-25 01:14:18
  *self serves coffee and croissant* by treehugger2005-07-25 00:11:12
Translations by Nea2005-07-25 00:01:01
  deutsch / German (top post) (n/t) by roger G. rapid2005-07-25 05:54:12
    by madmaik by madmaik2005-07-25 23:41:39
    berlinert / Berlin tongue by roger G. rapid2005-07-25 05:57:28
  Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2005-07-25 03:41:08
  WOW.. Empty... well it IS a hard one today :/ (n/t by count_02005-07-25 02:24:57
    well, maybe, someone may explain me... by junix2005-07-25 02:52:43
      pseudopod=Scheinfüßchen by wizzzard2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You're right. Actually I decided to give up today by roger G. rapid2005-07-25 02:46:02
What did the board say to the bored? by whybird2005-07-25 00:00:47
  That's rater obvious... It's by bonzo2005-07-25 00:02:28
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  [UF] Roll-over wait and watch by hieraco2005-07-25 08:56:22
  Time sheet battleships by Tourne2005-07-25 06:33:17
  Ultimate frizbee. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-07-25 05:59:45
  Pass it off to 3rd shift by RoyIreson2005-07-25 01:57:13
  The "Someone needs more training" Game by RoyIreson2005-07-25 01:52:12
  The meeting game. by wheresthefish2005-07-25 01:40:38
    ...while getting the largest share of the donuts. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-07-25 01:52:11
  Dodge the s3 rolling downhill! by Evil_Minion2005-07-25 01:10:12
  Pin the blame on the coworker by SnArL2005-07-25 01:07:28
  find-a-bug marathon by aix tom2005-07-25 00:57:44
  Ligthning-bolting equipment. by salix2005-07-25 00:55:31
  Luser story one-upmanship: by RetiQlum22005-07-25 00:46:36
  Dodge the tazer. (n/t) by klar_at_work2005-07-25 00:23:47
    oooooh, if only i could play that here by RoyIreson2005-07-25 01:58:34
  office minigolf by stacato2005-07-25 00:17:45
  Whack-an-error (n/t) by oot2005-07-25 00:16:29
    Don't do that! by wheresthefish2005-07-25 02:18:34
  Dodge the project assignement by Spisefisken2005-07-25 00:08:32
    Or it's analog, known here as by andyz2005-07-25 08:01:37
  In my former state gov't employment by whybird2005-07-25 00:05:14
    s/relatibe/relative (n/t) by whybird2005-07-25 00:08:13
      The grue eats your 'b'. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 00:09:21
        I think it ade my node by whybird2005-07-25 00:11:00
        that grue thing is getting old fast (n/t) by Jesus2005-07-25 00:10:21
  nerf wars a while back by secris2005-07-25 00:05:12
    There is also something beautiful about by whybird2005-07-25 00:14:49
      Or into the glass room divider they're facing. by tnglives2005-07-25 00:16:39
        Ah, yes - that's it :-) (n/t) by whybird2005-07-25 00:18:36
          Even better with a rapid-fire model. by tnglives2005-07-25 00:22:51
  We have a basketball hoop here :-) by whybird2005-07-25 00:02:40
  I think the grue ate our budget. (n/t) by tnglives2005-07-25 00:02:30
    >eat budget (n/t) by a_grue2005-07-25 00:11:06
  laser tag (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 00:01:23
  Roll sanity. With a coin. TN 150. (n/t) by tnglives2005-07-25 00:01:18
  The grue eats the Question of the Day. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-07-25 00:01:04
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  youcanpretendyoudontlovemebutpleasecalloffthedog by bonzo2005-07-25 00:01:17

 

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