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Cartoon for Jun 16, 2005
Strip for Jun 16, 2005
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Any suggestions for RAID solution by andyz2006-11-19 12:55:59
Reading the forum, I cannot help but distill by klaranth2005-06-16 23:46:29
  Chocolate (n/t) by TechisSO2005-06-17 09:08:08
Second DVD R question. by klaranth2005-06-16 23:39:53
  Hmm I woudl think that is reasonable, of course, by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  for how many? by Star Warrior2005-06-16 23:44:10
    yesterday, I bought by Star Warrior2005-06-16 23:46:43
      Where was that ? (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-16 23:49:00
        Conrad (n/t) by Star Warrior2005-06-16 23:51:52
          ^^ that's not (n/t) by Star Warrior2005-06-16 23:52:33
  The price is for a 5-pack. :) (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-16 23:43:13
Another thumbs up for Batman Begins. by hadji2005-06-16 23:29:24
I'm pretty sure our gaming group would break every by Kickstart2005-06-16 23:12:54
  Hmm.... by fudje2005-06-17 00:31:07
  Forgot one. by Illiad2005-06-16 23:43:00
  oi... by reshurc2005-06-16 23:23:27
Things to not say when a cop wants your license: by McNutcase2005-06-16 23:02:22
  "The pilot's one" by raptor_872005-06-16 23:18:00
What's the difference between DVD+R and DVD-R? (n/ (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-16 22:48:12
  The pre-recorded tracks differ. by ripley82005-06-16 23:53:46
  As far as I can recalll (correct me if I'm wrong) by reshurc2005-06-16 22:50:19
    Well, it seems my DVD can handle both : by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
      So can a lot of others... by reshurc2005-06-16 23:19:31
        ok got that. thanks. :) (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-16 23:36:10
  The format. Not much else, from what I hear. (n/t by hadji2005-06-16 22:48:59
mint slice? HA! by paulbeaver2005-06-16 22:19:10
  Oi, it's not just Aussies that have them! by Arachnid2005-06-16 22:46:08
    They're obtainable over here too. by McNutcase2005-06-16 23:03:38
  And a side of chocolate covered espresso beans? (n (n/t) by hadji2005-06-16 22:44:54
Best gamer shirt I've ever seen by jmaxsohmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
Sites about digital cameras by purplepineapple2005-06-16 21:57:44
  You can start with this; by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hehe thank you! (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-06-16 22:58:10
  I don't know of any websites... by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 22:05:26
    Really? by purplepineapple2005-06-16 22:54:02
  Got to go out for about half an hour, back soon... (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-06-16 22:04:15
Get Fuzzy: Poor Dust Puppy. (n/t) by Kithplana2005-06-16 21:44:08
I'm an uncle again! by RetiQlum22005-06-16 20:59:28
  Congrats! by Celti2005-06-16 21:39:25
    Yeah. Wait a couple months. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-06-16 23:09:22
  Cool! Does he have a name yet? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 21:16:12
  'grats! by krikkert2005-06-16 21:09:56
  *ahem* *cough* by Bastetsmuse2005-06-16 21:09:06
    I was going to ask if he had a license for them... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 21:15:37
      An I was going to sell a fake license... by doug-the-insane2005-06-16 21:17:24
  Congratu-*hick*-lations! by doug-the-insane2005-06-16 21:04:37
  Congratulations! :) (n/t) by j.butterfly2005-06-16 21:04:00
Limeware is a memory pig! by ecthelion2005-06-16 20:41:41
  try Gnucleus by Spudd862005-06-16 21:13:39
    Try Shareaza by MikeCDN2005-06-16 21:30:30
      Or, y'know, you could like, by Llyr2005-06-16 21:33:48
        Personally the stuff I download is protected by MikeCDN2005-06-16 22:13:53
          Theoretical question... by ecthelion2005-06-16 22:20:05
            On your side of the pond, it's breaking the law. by krikkert2005-06-16 22:35:35
        I don't know... by ecthelion2005-06-16 22:04:53
          Sorry, that was a little over the top... by ecthelion2005-06-16 22:05:22
        It could be a video that is unavailable in any by raptor_872005-06-16 21:56:19
  This is why P2P software is bad mmkay. (n/t) by Llyr2005-06-16 20:43:52
    Yeah, but... by ecthelion2005-06-16 20:51:26
      Better? hardly... it's javashonk by Freakazoid2005-06-16 21:06:25
Any creative people out there? by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The IE problem is due to the negative margin by ToLazyToThink2005-06-16 23:15:01
    As far as the 6 columns by ToLazyToThink2005-06-16 23:37:34
  TRANSPOSE IT! by McNutcase2005-06-16 23:13:15
  I would have done it the other way... by reshurc2005-06-16 23:08:01
    The reason I haven't transposed it... by MrTrick2005-06-16 23:26:51
      Just make the cells taller...no biggie. (n/t) by reshurc2005-06-16 23:53:32
  See my "Attn: MrTrick" post at the bottom. (n/t) by Arachnid2005-06-16 20:48:12
    Also, why the weird reversed view? (n/t) by Arachnid2005-06-16 20:48:38
      Because I could? by MrTrick2005-06-16 22:00:25
        No, it's not more accessible than tables by Arachnid2005-06-16 22:48:57
  How is it supposed to render? by ToLazyToThink2005-06-16 20:45:18
    There are meant to be lines... by MrTrick2005-06-16 22:02:47
  Can you run a diagonal split in the last two by hieraco2005-06-16 20:38:45
    I don't know what you mean.... by MrTrick2005-06-16 22:01:22
      Something like this: by krikkert2005-06-16 22:09:05
  I have no clue about the html by PsychoI3oy2005-06-16 20:38:36
    Grrr... by MrTrick2005-06-16 22:03:29
      oh-oh-oh...can I answer that? by reshurc2005-06-16 23:17:14
My home is so horribly empty. by purplepineapple2005-06-16 20:19:02
  I know how you feel by PsychoI3oy2005-06-16 20:33:01
    Boulder by purplepineapple2005-06-16 20:37:17
      Ooh, cool by PsychoI3oy2005-06-16 20:40:05
        Sure thing (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-06-16 20:54:49
WinXP trouble on startup - screenshots! by McGowan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Have to agree by ecthelion2005-06-16 20:39:26
  *without looking at pics* Spyware/Virus. by kahuana2005-06-16 19:34:46
    I knew I should have smudged that out. by McGowan2005-06-16 19:38:48
  purge your registry of that (n/t) by shminux2005-06-16 19:32:22
    Purge.... heh, I like it! (n/t) by McGowan2005-06-16 19:39:57
For all those NOT from Aus... by fitzso2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And HOW does this relate to anything by hieraco2005-06-16 20:36:20
    *LART* (n/t) by doug-the-insane2005-06-16 20:59:23
    Well, it is Friday in Australia. by PsychoI3oy2005-06-16 20:43:40
      But not new, it's been around for years by hieraco2005-06-16 20:50:36
  ummm... (n/t) by Imp2005-06-16 19:17:50
    My reaction exactly. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 19:18:42
      I am thinking it is pancake time. by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
So we saw a bunch of rats in our parkade by Kickstart2005-06-16 17:46:08
  Were they Republican or Democrat rats? (n/t) by ecthelion2005-06-16 22:11:24
  My comrades have done well. (n/t) by lab rat2005-06-16 19:59:59
  Easy fix by Glytch782005-06-16 18:47:07
  Catching rats by normc2005-06-16 18:43:55
  Rats? What do rats look like? Says the guy from by techi8702005-06-16 18:25:47
    Very cute and cuddley by hieraco2005-06-16 20:33:02
      If you know what THOSE kind of rats look like... by Bastetsmuse2005-06-16 21:11:49
  Any building going on nearby? by esbita2005-06-16 18:07:58
  s/gand/gang/ (n/t) by Kickstart2005-06-16 17:48:35
  Part of a reality show: by mortaine2005-06-16 17:48:34
anyone know a good dvd making program? by Calebar2005-06-16 17:46:08
  It'll have to be all converted to mpeg-2 by Freakazoid2005-06-16 18:29:06
    NeroVison Express by VivianC2005-06-16 19:05:48
      well, not "on the fly" by Freakazoid2005-06-16 21:07:27
      thanks (n/t) by Calebar2005-06-16 20:49:42
Sun is down. I am going rollerblading (n/t) by lab rat2005-06-16 17:25:29
  Sun is going down by Glytch782005-06-16 18:48:06
    Are you so bored I should sing you a little song? by zelda2005-06-16 19:23:39
  Sun down at 00.00, sun up at 02.57 (n/t) by Lady-Luna2005-06-16 17:39:13
  Sun is down. I am still working (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-06-16 17:29:27
    Sun is up. Clouds are in. Working (n/t) by doug-the-insane2005-06-16 17:36:07
      Sun is really really down...finally home.. (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-06-16 18:47:12
W:ET anyone? (n/t) by Eric3_141592005-06-16 17:24:31
need free cd-recording tool by frohike2005-06-16 17:23:52
  BurnAtOnce (n/t) by Celti2005-06-16 17:32:31
    Linky is probably useful... by Celti2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Burn4Free by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 17:26:05
I GOT A NEW SHINY! by da-gimp2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Just don't go filling it all at once! ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2005-06-16 19:27:28
  Sweeeeet by hieraco2005-06-16 17:37:53
  Big shiny. Very nice. (n/t) by lab rat2005-06-16 17:23:26
Why buy LCD monitors? by nix2005-06-16 16:55:54
  You like being shafted? by ecthelion2005-06-16 22:13:14
  Easy answer; It's new, it's shiny, it's high tech, by hieraco2005-06-16 20:48:55
  I think they are easier to look at for a long time by evilsysadmin2005-06-16 17:23:39
    I don't game but I do watch DVDs by Dazed2005-06-16 17:57:52
      Yes, afaik. by z1root2005-06-16 18:14:35
        Actually, I've read that full-intensity changes by tnglives2005-06-16 18:27:44
  Well, the 17" CRT is really about 16". by kahuana2005-06-16 17:07:09
    Why is "perfectly flat" such a big deal? by nix2005-06-16 18:05:24
      Controlling glare. by kahuana2005-06-16 19:36:49
      I could figure it out. by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 19:29:44
    They also save desktop space, so there is the by Imp2005-06-16 17:22:19
  They're easier on the eyes. by Pic2005-06-16 17:00:30
    BAD Pic! Not true... by MrTrick2005-06-16 17:33:45
      Flicker by ripley82005-06-17 00:02:17
      The point is, CRTs still flicker by Arachnid2005-06-16 20:00:52
      Not to mention the whole resolution thing by Freakazoid2005-06-16 18:31:28
        Agree w/ Freakazoid & Mrtrick (n/t) by ecthelion2005-06-16 22:16:43
  Just because it's cheap doesn't mean we can waste by jiteo2005-06-16 16:57:58
Note to would-be policy wonks by SnappingTurtle2005-06-16 16:51:36
  Yea. It's pronounced "enayessay". (n/t) by kahuana2005-06-16 17:10:34
  My personal fav Nukular (n/t) by Imp2005-06-16 16:55:33
    Oh get real! by SnappingTurtle2005-06-16 16:58:51
      Do I really have to name that which shall not be by Imp2005-06-16 17:20:22
      James Earl Carter. (n/t) by lab rat2005-06-16 17:00:58
Attn: Bastetmuse, gumbo recipe as promised by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
Now that the server browser is fixed, by LionsPhil2005-06-16 16:49:19
  Huh? (n/t) by themadkansan2005-06-16 18:32:25
Puns and groaners...continued? by Dshade2006-11-19 12:55:59
*meep* (n/t) by williamashbless2005-06-16 16:43:21
  *burp* by PsychoI3oy2005-06-16 16:44:22
    Braappp! (n/t) by Dshade2005-06-16 16:53:11
      *urp* (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-06-16 17:29:06
        *gurgle* (n/t) by doug-the-insane2005-06-16 17:32:15
          *glug glug glug* (n/t) by Imp2005-06-16 18:52:00
            *wibble wibble wibble squish rattle beep splat* (n (n/t) by firehawk2005-06-16 20:15:00
              *meep* (n/t) by williamashbless2005-06-16 20:22:10
                *bleep* by doug-the-insane2005-06-16 20:28:03
                  What a pottymouth. (n/t) by Giranan2005-06-16 21:13:39
                    *bleep*! Besides... You have no idea what is behin by doug-the-insane2005-06-16 21:15:58
Chat with secretary girl by MikeCDN2005-06-16 16:30:14
  When I went shopping for an MP3 player today by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The LG-4600 by watsondog2005-06-16 17:08:20
  You know... by Illiad2005-06-16 16:42:38
    When I was looking for a used car a few years back by Nea2005-06-16 17:00:31
      Feh. by zelda2005-06-16 19:14:37
        On that last part, by tnglives2005-06-16 20:18:14
          Hmmm. by zelda2005-06-16 21:09:22
    I like your choise by Lady-Luna2005-06-16 16:48:15
  clever girl by Lady-Luna2005-06-16 16:32:02
    lol by MikeCDN2005-06-16 16:35:48
      *giggles* by Lady-Luna2005-06-16 16:44:26
  eh? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-06-16 16:31:58
    uh by MikeCDN2005-06-16 16:33:15
#1 in customer and technical support? PHOOEY! by Giranan2005-06-16 16:14:24
  All the major brands have horror stories. by staticsan2005-06-19 16:21:09
  Don't know about the support... by Lady-Luna2005-06-16 16:24:20
  That's one experience. I deal with Dell... by Dshade2005-06-16 16:20:39
    Yeah, have to agree by Kickstart2005-06-16 16:23:20
      Add Toshiba to the list too by DesertRat662005-06-16 20:47:11
      Eight hours? by Giranan2005-06-16 16:26:42
        At least someone stayed on the phone w/ ya.. by babywhizIT2005-06-16 17:32:39
So apparently there is a market for teaching LaTeX by Esteis2005-06-16 16:13:51
  My biggest problem with LaTeX by Dazed2005-06-16 18:11:31
  The best reference I use by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My main reference for LaTeX: by Pic2006-11-19 12:55:59
5.25 Floppy... by babywhizIT2005-06-16 15:46:59
  The chances of any diskettes working... by defdood2005-06-16 15:53:02
    Yea, but the *data* he wanted... by babywhizIT2005-06-16 17:27:39
    hey thats not true by Dailator2005-06-16 16:19:26
    Maybe on 9X/ME or 2K/XP running DOSbox. (n/t) by Skippy-ish_guy2005-06-16 16:02:39
      That's if the bios will let you have 2 floppies.. by babywhizIT2005-06-16 17:34:42
    My roomie and I booted up games on Apple II! by williamashbless2005-06-16 15:54:46
Things that keep me awake at night: by SnArL2005-06-16 15:33:21
  *shudder* by wtfunkymonkey2005-06-16 15:42:34
  Nah... by Kickstart2005-06-16 15:35:22
    Of course they will remake it by Imp2005-06-16 15:38:46
Ok, electronics geeks and conspiracy theorists... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The most obvious problem with it by wheresthefish2005-06-16 16:33:59
    "Echelon" ? (n/t) by kahuana2005-06-16 17:11:53
  definite hoax by wtfunkymonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    that in addition to; by wtfunkymonkey2005-06-16 16:02:33
  It's a definite hoax by chipmunk22006-11-19 12:55:59
    I knew someone here would find the answer by Kickstart2005-06-16 15:56:36
      Would that be a cloosik? by mortaine2005-06-16 16:05:06
        I like it! That's pretty good! (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-06-16 17:16:33
  lol.htm? hmmmm by defdood2005-06-16 15:50:45
  Hoax by SnArL2005-06-16 15:45:10
    Think it's a hoax, but... by VivianC2005-06-16 15:51:53
      The buffer isn't very large... by defdood2005-06-16 15:54:16
        It would work by VivianC2005-06-16 19:17:48
    OTOH by Kickstart2005-06-16 15:49:55
  A hoax? by Imp2005-06-16 15:41:00
    Judging by the filename, I'd say fake. by Feng_Li2005-06-16 15:45:56
My first Neverwinter Nights game as DM by Illiad2005-06-16 15:17:34
  Enjoy. by LionsPhil2005-06-16 17:04:59
  You know where to find me ;) (n/t) by Arachnid2005-06-16 15:49:21
    I do. :) by Illiad2005-06-16 15:53:11
      Drat. (n/t) by Arachnid2005-06-16 16:03:21
      And I suppose my invitation got lost in the aether by williamashbless2005-06-16 15:56:32
        The what? :-o (n/t) by Illiad2005-06-16 15:57:46
          Heheheh. :) (n/t) by williamashbless2005-06-16 15:58:37
  Wooho, good luck by Imp2005-06-16 15:22:12
I wanna go home... (n/t) by TechisSO2005-06-16 15:08:08
  *Seconded* (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-06-16 17:35:57
    Motion has been carried by Imp2005-06-16 18:51:16
      Aye (n/t) by doug-the-insane2005-06-16 19:34:31
  Me, too. (n/t) by Nea2005-06-16 15:58:24
  Soon, Soon, Don't forget Princesstechi (n/t) by techi8702005-06-16 15:13:44
  I am going home! And on that note... (n/t) by toxin2005-06-16 15:09:08
    I am home by Reddy2005-06-16 15:11:53
      I am off for bed. by klaranth2005-06-16 15:32:51
Aha! by hadji2005-06-16 14:27:26
  {{{Hadji}}} by Reddy2005-06-16 14:34:47
    Was he evaluating technology quotes? ;-) (n/t) by hadji2005-06-16 14:38:47
      nope by Reddy2005-06-16 15:09:59
  Eureka! by andyz2005-06-16 14:30:06
    *Takes a golf ball from the bucket of 12* by hadji2005-06-16 14:33:46
  So, did you use the incorrect by merlin2005-06-16 14:28:52
    Ummmm . . . sort of. by hadji2005-06-16 14:37:58
I would have gotten away with it too by Kickstart2005-06-16 14:26:24
  Do you think there's a cartoon jail somewhere by Kickstart2005-06-16 14:53:47
    Nah... by TechisSO2005-06-16 15:05:51
      They don't need warrants. by hadji2005-06-16 15:09:22
        This really should be a topic for a law class :) ( (n/t) by Kickstart2005-06-16 15:24:53
  It's all your fault for using the abandon amusment by hieraco2005-06-16 14:52:33
  Roobeedoobeedoo! by BloodyViking2005-06-16 14:29:23
    Reromeron by hadji2005-06-16 14:42:26
      nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (n/t) by merlin2005-06-16 14:43:17
    *hands out Scooby snacks* (n/t) by merlin2005-06-16 14:29:49
  And the dog! Don't forget the dog!!! (n/t) by dodrian2005-06-16 14:27:14
Prayers Candles kind thoughts or whatever needed by DesertRat662005-06-16 14:06:10
  Hoping it works out ok by tallastro2005-06-16 21:27:12
  {good thoughts} (n/t) by classic_jon2005-06-16 14:47:22
  {{{DesertRat66}}} by Reddy2005-06-16 14:18:35
    Six or Seven weeks by DesertRat662005-06-16 14:21:09
      I"m sorry by Reddy2005-06-16 14:23:59
        I'm not either by DesertRat662005-06-16 14:26:55
          then there is still hope by Reddy2005-06-16 14:33:27
  *fingers crossed* by farfalla2005-06-16 14:14:03
  I'm so sorry to hear that by Imp2005-06-16 14:07:38
For some reason my boss won't reimburse me so I by Imp2005-06-16 14:04:09
  Kick in the cocker spaniel eyes... by Nashville2005-06-16 15:07:23
  32oz is too light, use a 2lb hand sledge (n/t) by classic_jon2005-06-16 14:48:12
    Umm... Unless my math is wrong ... by ChuckAB2005-06-16 14:57:11
      It was a joke ;-P by classic_jon2005-06-16 15:04:40
        I kind of figured, but ... by ChuckAB2005-06-16 15:25:14
          Break, flatten, whatever...I am just looking to by Imp2005-06-16 15:42:47
      The hammer is in my old tool kit by Imp2005-06-16 15:00:28
  can you get them to come to you? (n/t) by unjust2005-06-16 14:36:16
    No, the prey would spot the trap to easily. (n/t) by Imp2005-06-16 14:40:06
  hmmmm by Reddy2005-06-16 14:20:39
  Offer to do it on company time w/o reimbursement? (n/t) by merlin2005-06-16 14:05:09
EARTHQUAKE! We just felt one here. by z1root2005-06-16 13:56:54
  Yours is most likely #7 for today. by klaranth2005-06-16 14:23:10
  I got XEarth on my background, updates every 5 min by klaranth2005-06-16 14:19:37
    thanks, I always wanted it on Windows (n/t) by emlaabs2005-06-16 15:26:39
    Cool! Now I know when Escondido by penguintrip2005-06-16 14:26:03
  Felt it here too.... (n/t) by Kithplana2005-06-16 14:09:08
  Earthquakes are cool when they don't kill you by farfalla2005-06-16 14:08:52
  Is it possibly an aftershock from the one out by merlin2005-06-16 14:02:56
    completely different fault line by niwikki2005-06-16 14:08:55
      Are they likely to be related? by farfalla2005-06-16 14:11:05
        nobody knows... by niwikki2005-06-16 14:15:17
          I hope they figure it out soon by farfalla2005-06-16 14:31:32
        It's possible. by McNutcase2005-06-16 14:13:09
  I felt it too... by niwikki2005-06-16 14:02:05
  Wheee! Felt it here, too! by SouthpawPL2005-06-16 14:00:25
  Found it! 5.3 near Yucaipa, CA at 1:53:25 PM (PDT) by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
  This site? by merlin2006-11-19 12:55:59
Alright, when even a university's by krikkert2005-06-16 13:45:25
  the TOEFL? by Lady-Luna2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Okay, that's just ludicrous by farfalla2005-06-16 14:37:57
  I remember taking one of those by Reddy2005-06-16 14:31:50
  Well... it's only 3:38pm right now. by threadjacker2005-06-16 14:29:02
    'cause I'm going to bed now, by krikkert2005-06-16 14:31:42
  If you can post on UF and we can understand you, by kyrasantae2005-06-16 14:25:07
  Writing Tests by monza2005-06-16 14:20:44
    That's not the writing test, I think. by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
Bummed about funding cuts to PBS by SnappingTurtle2005-06-16 13:44:02
  A cow-orker had posted a petition about this today by Glytch782005-06-16 17:01:34
  Yep. by Nea2005-06-16 16:08:06
  Have you investigated by andyz2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Already doing that by SnappingTurtle2005-06-16 14:41:53
      There's also the option of by andyz2006-11-19 12:55:59
Now that's what I call a real DOH! moment. by McNutcase2005-06-16 13:31:02
Sinus infections suck. (n/t) by Celti2005-06-16 13:28:24
  Don't get snotty with me! :-p (n/t) by hadji2005-06-16 13:39:38
    <sing>Jungle boogey... </sing> (n/t) by theanomaly2005-06-16 13:49:30
  They certainly can't blow. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-06-16 13:29:18
Atttttttttttack! *runs down hill, waving scimitar* (n/t) by williamashbless2005-06-16 13:24:00
  *Sets out box of Krispy Cremes* (n/t) by DesertRat662005-06-16 13:55:16
    *holds hand over box* OOooh! Still warm! by ChuckAB2005-06-16 14:07:40
      *takes the rest of the box* (n/t) by merlin2005-06-16 14:15:05
        You just want the box? o.O by hadji2005-06-16 14:22:20
          *takes doughnuts back* by merlin2005-06-16 14:27:28
            Uh oh, a cop! by shimguts2005-06-16 14:34:12
  *sets up popcorn stand and bleachers* (n/t) by theanomaly2005-06-16 13:40:59
    *Takes a break from the attack to by some popcorn* (n/t) by hadji2005-06-16 13:43:10
      Hmm - obviously this could be a good business plan by theanomaly2005-06-16 13:46:25
  *Follows with K-9 and a sonic screwdriver* (n/t) by hadji2005-06-16 13:39:12
  That poor hill! What did it ever do to you? (n/t) by Feng_Li2005-06-16 13:25:42
    Don't care. Doesn't matter. by hadji2005-06-16 13:42:33
      By the name of St. Augustine!!!!! Charge!!!!! (n/t) by merlin2005-06-16 13:55:42
        We fight in the name of peace and love! (n/t) by hadji2005-06-16 13:57:45
I am sooooo undermotivated today!!!! by moongoddess2005-06-16 13:02:36
  Talk about unmotivated.. they have my entire by P.Buttercup2005-06-16 14:02:13
Just to let you all know by SnappingTurtle2005-06-16 12:55:52
  Good to hear!! by Bellator2005-06-16 14:28:35
  Yay! :-) (n/t) by hadji2005-06-16 13:59:03
  /me is happy for you. by ClosetGeek2005-06-16 13:39:10
  Congrats. by Celti2005-06-16 13:29:08
  {{{SnappingTurtle}}} by Reddy2005-06-16 13:19:34
  I hope it works out. by esbita2005-06-16 13:14:49
  Good luck, excellent news! (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-16 13:14:42
  That's awesome. by psychoi3oy2005-06-16 13:13:55
  That's the best news I've heard all day. by merlin2005-06-16 13:11:31
  That's great news!!! by DesertRat662005-06-16 13:03:51
  Good to hear. (n/t) by techi8702005-06-16 12:56:58
Car Woes II - Sometimes you win a little... by Divinar22006-11-19 12:55:59
  Glad to hear you are unharmed by Imp2005-06-16 13:44:07
ATTN : Egaeus, Lenmear, Ag_Wyvern. by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
W:ET anyone? (n/t) by KrakensDen2005-06-16 12:39:35
  Not just yet. Maybe in 2 hours. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-16 12:46:37
ATTN: kelli217 RE: Terrain Generator by OddParity2006-11-19 12:55:59
Anybody here ever had one a' them mint slices? by SnappingTurtle2005-06-16 12:33:14
  No Recipe. They're a biscuit you can buy. (n/t) by doug-the-insane2005-06-16 21:21:01
  Yes by fitzso2005-06-16 19:57:55
  Mint Slices by heavyphotons2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Tim-Tams are better by karlan2005-06-16 19:10:44
  Think Girl Scout Thin Mints by Illiad2005-06-16 14:11:07
    But what are thin mints? by Didactylos2005-06-16 15:18:25
    where can we try them?? (n/t) by Reddy2005-06-16 15:10:53
      Australia!!!!!! *evil laughter* (n/t) by doug-the-insane2005-06-16 21:23:06
  Thinking about it, they may be Viscounts. by McNutcase2005-06-16 13:32:11
  Yes - I have. by Her Geekship2005-06-16 12:43:47
    So "Mint Slices" is a brand name? by SnappingTurtle2005-06-16 12:45:52
      Not quite... by Her Geekship2005-06-16 12:51:56
        Not if you called them "$NAME's Mint Slices" by kahuana2005-06-16 12:55:40
          But by vampire2005-06-16 16:34:24
          True, but M$ did in fact jump all over someone by SnappingTurtle2005-06-16 12:57:12
      Or "All Beef" ? (n/t) by kahuana2005-06-16 12:47:56
  It sounds like "Thin Mints" that the Girl Scouts.. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 12:36:15
    I have 3 boxes in my freezer... by Nashville2005-06-16 13:25:36
    Mmmm, thin mints... (n/t) by Celti2005-06-16 12:59:42
Hard Drive Analysis... by Glum_Reaper2005-06-16 12:24:23
  SpinRite by julius.apweiler2005-06-16 13:07:05
  Get a Dos boot disk and use the by classic_jon2005-06-16 13:06:00
    Tried the drive in other computers.. by Glum_Reaper2005-06-16 13:30:26
      ahh...same drive from yesterday. In that case I by classic_jon2005-06-16 13:35:55
  memtest wouldn't hurt by moddermonster2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Check the cables by ttlogic2005-06-16 12:38:47
  Had problems with a flimsy PSU. by OsteSpiser2005-06-16 12:34:35
  Fdisk, format, reinstall, doo-dah, doo-dah... by carthax2005-06-16 12:26:44
Attn: TooLazyToThink (C C++ thread below) (n/t) by williamashbless2005-06-16 12:21:07
Rarr! I am mighty! (n/t) by moongoddess2005-06-16 12:19:48
  Wild guess: by RetiQlum22005-06-16 12:21:22
    Good guess, but sadly no... by moongoddess2005-06-16 12:22:51
      I am teh captain of the carpet ship! (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-16 12:29:50
        I was wondering how long it would be before by WolfenOne2005-06-16 12:33:01
          It's such a good qoute. by corvus_one2005-06-16 12:34:57
            Why have teh vodka gods forsaken meeeeee! (n/t) by moongoddess2005-06-16 12:48:05
          I only started reading it a couple of days ago. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 12:34:40
          sp/somoene/someone (n/t) by WolfenOne2005-06-16 12:33:23
US UFies.. what's your take on this? by corvus_one2006-11-19 12:55:59
  In today's Seattle Times by ManiacJoe2005-06-16 14:52:55
  Counter-terrorism looks like a techno-office? by Dazed2005-06-16 14:18:33
    I was wondering what that was by MatthewDBA2005-06-16 14:36:18
  Why does this make me think about nation states... (n/t) by evilsysadmin2005-06-16 12:50:32
  Nobody read the first one, I doubt they'll read by Feng_Li2005-06-16 12:38:37
  Amendment OK by andyz2005-06-16 12:37:43
    I think part of his lambasting is directed toward by merlin2005-06-16 12:44:46
  Mixed. by hadji2005-06-16 12:34:59
  I just looked that up. by mortaine2005-06-16 12:31:13
    All that voice vote thing means is that the by merlin2005-06-16 12:42:07
  The only downside is that if this bill passes by voxwoman2005-06-16 12:24:53
  My Take (and I'm engaged to a librarian) by carthax2005-06-16 12:24:40
    Agreed. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 12:33:33
      Now about the Sneak and Peek... by penguintrip2005-06-16 13:26:47
  Finally! by mortaine2005-06-16 12:17:25
  I think much more than that about the PA should by merlin2005-06-16 12:16:52
    One of your reps? by altordwm2005-06-16 13:51:15
      As Mayor Daly said... by Sterling_Ag2005-06-16 14:38:41
      You're right. (n/t) by merlin2005-06-16 13:56:37
Real email from the Sun sales guy by Kickstart2005-06-16 12:07:21
  I was there by TrogL2005-06-16 14:53:18
What are the defining charateristics of by BloodyViking2006-11-19 12:55:59
  For my fellow Canadians... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  They both smell very similar. by Peace_man2005-06-16 12:12:57
  On the extremes by Kickstart2005-06-16 12:11:23
  Left = gov't support. Right = CYA. by esbita2005-06-16 12:09:43
  The Left are Communists, the Right are Nazis. (n/t by fallow2005-06-16 12:04:56
  I believe the common description is by WolfenOne2005-06-16 12:03:20
  Democrat and Republican are both far right. by krikkert2005-06-16 12:01:38
invoke(RetiQlum2) by krikkert2005-06-16 11:54:50
  Meet my little friends: by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
    Your friends look well today. by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Your's don't have launching tubes. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-16 12:10:38
        'course not. by krikkert2005-06-16 12:26:28
<Deleted><Deleted>2005-06-16 11:52:42
  There's one that would make DR66 blow a gasket. by ChuckAB2005-06-16 13:56:59
    I've seen that before by DesertRat662005-06-16 14:00:36
  HH, come on. by Kickstart2005-06-16 13:34:31
  Moderated for non-FYOS safe site. by Nea2005-06-16 11:53:50
  Mods ?!?! by hyzenthlay2005-06-16 11:47:26
    Seconded. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 11:50:54
      thirded (n/t) by techi8702005-06-16 11:51:42
        fourthed by Hellahulla2005-06-16 11:53:56
          Can I get a fifth by da-gimp2005-06-16 12:11:22
            How's this for a solid... by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
              I bet it could get me crunked but, by da-gimp2005-06-16 12:22:48
                Alright, how about... by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Now we're talking! (n/t) by da-gimp2005-06-16 12:26:40
          Now I may have to go searching once I get home. (n/t) by techi8702005-06-16 12:09:43
I want to buy this print when they release them. by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  Me likes by DesertRat662005-06-16 11:50:37
  That is very touching. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-16 11:49:21
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Read the comments by Havoc2005-06-16 11:32:48
    Put in this way... by Kickstart2005-06-16 11:48:22
    I've also heard from people who were quite versed by hadji2005-06-16 11:38:57
    The problem isn't with the results by AndyA2005-06-16 11:37:10
      The attitude is a consequence of past hysteria. by BlurOfSerenity2005-06-16 11:58:39
        Trying to cover it up plays into that hysteria by hadji2005-06-16 12:01:26
          Only if the coverup isn't effective. by Peace_man2005-06-16 12:15:28
      True by Havoc2005-06-16 11:39:17
    Yep, I hope more of us read those comments as well by lab rat2005-06-16 11:37:01
      Damn those Reptilians! (n/t) by fallow2005-06-16 11:56:28
  Moderated for language in link by Nea2005-06-16 11:23:41
    Whoops! :) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-06-16 11:46:12
    You tell him, girl. :-) (n/t) by Illiad2005-06-16 11:33:24
    Ha ha! by hadji2005-06-16 11:25:18
      For a moment I thought Neslon Muntz by lab rat2005-06-16 11:47:08
      I was going to say the same thing, but... by RetiQlum22005-06-16 11:26:42
        You saying that KS has no sense of humor? by hadji2005-06-16 11:34:58
          **BOOOOOOOMMMM** by Kickstart2005-06-16 11:50:12
            Ye flipping hairy Gods! The mods can call by Eric3_141592005-06-16 14:43:38
          I will get you for that. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 11:43:13
            *pets RetiQlum's cat* by krikkert2005-06-16 11:50:05
              I know you're just joking... by RetiQlum22005-06-16 12:04:46
                Sorry. by krikkert2005-06-16 12:06:48
                  I know you didn't mean it. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 12:15:27
        For me it's not self preservation; by tnglives2005-06-16 11:34:26
          Hey, that is totally uncalled for! by hadji2005-06-16 11:36:35
            Only if you don't post it anyway. (n/t) by tnglives2005-06-16 11:37:41
        Naw, by krikkert2005-06-16 11:30:32
  *throws in the towel* by cybergeek2005-06-16 11:22:54
wierd or weird? by thetree2005-06-16 11:12:55
  Same thing for me but in by corvus_one2005-06-16 11:34:06
    I don't have either problem. by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 11:40:13
      *Hangs head in shame* by corvus_one2005-06-16 12:04:11
        I used to speak German almost fluently. by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 12:26:15
  Yeah, that sounds about right :-P by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 11:15:06
    "I before e, except after C... by mortaine2005-06-16 12:01:22
    tomb, comb, bomb. by cybergeek2005-06-16 11:23:42
      I read that as by psychoi3oy2005-06-16 11:25:51
        yes, we all do ;) (n/t) by thetree2005-06-16 11:30:37
    Don't forget 'deity'. (n/t) by krikkert2005-06-16 11:21:18
*finished packing* by AndyA2005-06-16 11:11:57
  Why take anything more? by mortaine2005-06-16 12:05:55
  Yeah, and by Hellahulla2005-06-16 11:32:28
    They aren't breakable by AndyA2005-06-16 11:39:16
  That and a fuse in your shoe... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-06-16 11:18:47
Looking for Mac hardware by darkphoenix2005-06-16 11:09:17
  You must snipe! by jmaxsohmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oooh, beautiful by darkphoenix2005-06-16 11:14:40
      Even better deal! by jmaxsohmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Less ram though. by dodrian2005-06-16 11:27:27
          Well, if he doesn't get the first one... by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 11:28:32
            Might have to throw some serious by darkphoenix2005-06-16 11:29:52
          no PSU either, the first one has psu/kb/moose (n/t by psychoi3oy2005-06-16 11:28:30
            Hm, didn't see that. by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 11:29:56
              I believe they're external, like laptop plugs. by psychoi3oy2005-06-16 11:32:19
      They'll ship it worldwide. by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 11:16:21
Nice. by Glum_Reaper2005-06-16 10:59:43
  Is it a Hitachi disk? by Hellahulla2005-06-16 11:07:32
    It's a maxtor... by Glum_Reaper2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I'm thinking your fat by tnglives2005-06-16 11:27:31
  Meep. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-06-16 11:01:05
Windows MBR problem by yazdi2005-06-16 10:52:16
  Have you tried making an by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Another thing I just noticed: by yazdi2005-06-16 11:15:59
  Not the answer, by LSU_Frodin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Change... by LSU_Frodin2005-06-16 17:40:39
    Hm, it looks like exactly the same thing by yazdi2005-06-16 11:14:46
*passes out brownies* by merlin2005-06-16 10:48:53
  Revives brownies!! (n/t) by psyop2005-06-16 11:42:15
  Where do you work? by Hellahulla2005-06-16 11:10:01
    No, you really don't, unless you like being by merlin2005-06-16 11:13:04
  Special brownies?? ;-) (n/t) by corvus_one2005-06-16 10:51:39
    Don't I wish ;-) (n/t) by merlin2005-06-16 11:12:18
Song of the day by Hellahulla2005-06-16 10:48:34
What are the defining characteristics of by BloodyViking2005-06-16 10:45:03
  Switzerland: by saminz2005-06-16 23:47:16
  Italy: by Carciofus2005-06-16 13:47:49
  Canada by Illiad2005-06-16 11:40:31
    You.. you... you... @$&^$#$! by BloodyViking2005-06-16 11:49:55
      :-D (n/t) by Illiad2005-06-16 11:53:56
    You can say that about Europe too. (n/t) by krikkert2005-06-16 11:48:56
  The most reliable characteristic is by tallastro2005-06-16 11:17:36
  Norway: by Pic2005-06-16 11:07:15
    Addition. by krikkert2005-06-16 11:43:03
  I agree with Fred by Havoc2005-06-16 10:55:56
    Way to avoid the liberal/conservative labels. :-/ by BloodyViking2005-06-16 11:06:56
      Went looking, found the post below by Havoc2005-06-16 11:16:45
        I disagree by tallastro2005-06-16 11:27:04
        That is a better answer. by BloodyViking2005-06-16 11:22:34
        Not really. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 11:21:00
      Did you read it? by Havoc2005-06-16 11:09:13
        Yes, I did, and No it doesn't. by BloodyViking2005-06-16 11:20:10
          Yes it does! by Havoc2005-06-16 11:34:06
            Reread. by BloodyViking2005-06-16 11:47:50
          I think that had it pegged pretty well by hyzenthlay2005-06-16 11:28:06
  Well....that's kinda hard (for me, at least) by cybergeek2005-06-16 10:50:09
    Good point. by BloodyViking2005-06-16 11:03:42
Hackers hit Canadian Credit Bureau by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Can't have been Canadian Hackers... by moongoddess2005-06-16 11:14:49
  Needink new glasses. Am readink "haiku hit..." by tnglives2005-06-16 10:56:04
  Reason #209 for moving to canada: by cybergeek2005-06-16 10:45:05
    But it did, and they did by Havoc2005-06-16 10:46:35
      <john stewart>bwaaaaa?</john> by cybergeek2005-06-16 10:50:43
Mmmm...Giant Peanut-butter cookie (n/t) by SnArL2005-06-16 10:41:49
I just got my first programming assignment back by astro-g2005-06-16 10:38:57
  oh, far too late by astro-g2005-06-16 10:40:22
    I'd bow to your procrastination skills, but by tnglives2005-06-16 10:43:05
  question it by cybergeek2005-06-16 10:40:06
    we're allready on study break by astro-g2005-06-16 10:42:19
Can anyone help me ID a car? by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Looks like a VW rear end with a Mustang front end by classic_jon2005-06-16 15:01:37
  A tuned up Vega? by hieraco2005-06-16 14:40:55
  Where are you at, at the game? by klaranth2005-06-16 10:37:07
    Well, that was taken outside my safehouse. by McNutcase2005-06-16 10:40:27
  Looks a bit like the Dodge Magnum by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That's what I thought, but it's 3-door, not 5. (n/ (n/t) by McNutcase2005-06-16 10:40:57
      Also... by McGowan2005-06-16 10:43:27
        I was thinking a honda civic wagon (n/t) by emlaabs2005-06-16 10:45:34
          Same here by psychoi3oy2005-06-16 11:06:56
            There's always one in the Mulholland Intersection by McNutcase2005-06-16 11:12:23
              The 600 is a fun bike by wheresthefish2005-06-16 14:24:33
          It doesn't really say "Honda" to me. by McNutcase2005-06-16 11:02:13
            What about the Civic Type R by darkphoenix2005-06-16 11:10:49
              "I have an overdeveloped right arm". (n/t) by McNutcase2005-06-16 11:12:57
                Shame it's not Friday yet (n/t) by darkphoenix2005-06-16 11:23:11
my sick leave requires "approval" by rogue19712005-06-16 09:58:59
  at least you have 8 days :) by emlaabs2005-06-16 10:02:24
    PMA? (n/t) by rogue19712005-06-16 11:09:44
Tim Buckley (Absath) is M-A-D by darkphoenix2005-06-16 09:28:02
  Wow, I wonder if Scott hit his knee on the desk by SnArL2005-06-16 10:27:12
  Trouble.. brewing? *runs to check the coffeemaker* by tnglives2005-06-16 10:15:31
    That actually sounds quite intriguing by darkphoenix2005-06-16 10:16:25
      Perhaps when the coffemaker stops dissolving. (n/t) by tnglives2005-06-16 10:26:36
      Forget that! I want the formula! (n/t) by SnArL2005-06-16 10:23:16
        Heh. by tnglives2005-06-16 10:28:47
          Here ya go! by SnArL2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Anyone else have a bad feeling about this? by tnglives2005-06-16 10:36:37
  did you read what Kurtz said, though? by Calebar2005-06-16 09:43:30
    If CTRL-ALT-DELETE is an exact copy by MikeCDN2005-06-16 10:23:36
      because you alphabetize your bookmarks? by cybergeek2005-06-16 10:35:55
        *blinks* Ok, my neurons are a little slow. by tnglives2005-06-16 10:41:10
          *grin* by cybergeek2005-06-16 10:51:42
    Oh yeah, I'd be hopping mad by darkphoenix2005-06-16 10:02:51
    Kurtz's mouth must smell of shoe by plblark2005-06-16 09:50:44
      an e-mail I sent by plblark2005-06-16 10:02:52
      Buckley's original policy... by Illiad2005-06-16 09:55:00
        I was wondering why the washington post by psychoi3oy2005-06-16 09:57:12
          Oddly enough... by Illiad2005-06-16 10:00:19
            *wibble* by hadji2005-06-16 10:03:04
          Purely out of courtesy. by tnglives2005-06-16 09:59:19
Question: page layout (book) - 'dangling sentences by threadjacker2005-06-16 09:27:19
  Most WP and DTP programs have by ClosetGeek2005-06-16 09:39:21
  You're talking about by MatthewDBA2005-06-16 09:31:36
    A second option by andyz2005-06-16 09:52:57
UFie Ordnance Corner by DesertRat662005-06-16 09:24:38
  Joke warning: this is *not* real! by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
    There is a beltfed upper for the AR. by JPaganel2005-06-16 15:17:57
      Even if you could by Feng_Li2005-06-16 15:28:59
        The shrike is $2.5k by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  0.o by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I don't know which is worse, that... by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
      Maybe one is the poor man's version of the other? by Feng_Li2005-06-16 13:08:58
        Dr Freud I presume? (n/t) by DesertRat662005-06-16 13:10:55
          Oh, it's caliber envy and you know it! (n/t by Feng_Li2005-06-16 13:14:57
            If it's Caliber Envy you want... by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
              Oho, so that's how you want to play! by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
  This guy has an interesting SKS setup. by Feng_Li2005-06-16 12:49:10
    Why bother? by JPaganel2005-06-16 15:19:05
      Not sure. by Feng_Li2005-06-16 15:31:00
    Gack, here's the clicky. by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Optical Mouse? by DesertRat662005-06-16 12:57:18
        Tried that, didn't help. by Feng_Li2005-06-16 13:03:47
          Check for hair in the optics. by McNutcase2005-06-16 14:09:38
            I don't want to know... I just don't want to know by DesertRat662005-06-16 14:11:02
              Mine. She hasn't been within 5000 miles... by McNutcase2005-06-16 14:16:02
  UFOCBOTD by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    I see how it is... by Feng_Li2005-06-16 12:35:25
    It's open. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 11:46:19
      What... by DesertRat662005-06-16 11:47:32
        What guns? by RetiQlum22005-06-16 11:48:41
  Question on gun safety. by McGowan2005-06-16 10:30:42
    2 things to do. 1:Take it away from him. 2: by techi8702005-06-16 10:45:48
      Seconded and three by DesertRat662005-06-16 10:54:02
        Thirded! With extra exclamation points! by RetiQlum22005-06-16 11:03:41
          Ok thanks for the heads up. by McGowan2005-06-16 12:02:40
    Not military, but commenting anyway... by jsrustad2005-06-16 10:40:52
      around here pointing a bb gun at someone by evilsysadmin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    While I am not military, by ManiacJoe2005-06-16 10:34:40
      In my mind, by McGowan2005-06-16 10:40:07
  On gun belts by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  SPOTDTT Double Jeapordy Day by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Getting warmer..... by OsteSpiser2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Indeed by DesertRat662005-06-16 11:30:45
        Beautiful metalwork by OsteSpiser2005-06-16 11:37:24
      Gotcha! -But only with the hint... by OsteSpiser2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Teh Winnar!!! by DesertRat662005-06-16 11:34:21
          Heh.. on a hunch by OsteSpiser2005-06-16 11:42:16
          wild guess... by Scragman2005-06-16 11:41:46
            Correct! by DesertRat662005-06-16 11:52:57
            Beat me by *one* minute.. by OsteSpiser2005-06-16 11:43:42
              heh... by Scragman2005-06-16 11:46:46
        durn it! by Scragman2005-06-16 11:33:41
          oh... by Scragman2005-06-16 11:48:12
        nice by psychoi3oy2005-06-16 11:30:59
          I can't by DesertRat662005-06-16 11:37:23
    Hints: by DesertRat662005-06-16 11:03:03
      I know I've seen it before, I just can't place it. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-16 11:07:03
    Tough one by OsteSpiser2005-06-16 11:01:28
    hmm by unjust2005-06-16 09:45:37
      Look very carefully by DesertRat662005-06-16 10:00:56
        /me shrugs by cybergeek2005-06-16 10:39:03
Bloody Warehouse people by MikeCDN2005-06-16 09:24:26
  But did they get to keep the screen saver? (n/t) by boink2005-06-16 09:37:59
Frist: "I am fundamentally incapable of admitting by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
  did not see the quote you quoted him with (n/t) by evilsysadmin2005-06-16 09:20:06
    I believe it was a... um, creative paraphrase. by tnglives2005-06-16 09:21:42
      ok, the ""'s threw me. I read that thing by evilsysadmin2005-06-16 09:23:30
        As did I. by tnglives2005-06-16 09:27:12
          *sheepish grin* by cybergeek2005-06-16 10:31:45
            GWB has lowered the bar on improbable quotes (n/t) by plblark2005-06-16 10:42:11
              well, most of our imports *do* come from by cybergeek2005-06-16 10:52:24
  Reg required. by AndyA2005-06-16 09:15:57
    tesxt of file here by evilsysadmin2005-06-16 09:19:12
From my inbox: DBA Genesis by rorajoey2005-06-16 08:54:19
  We shan't discuss the SQL of Microsoft, by tnglives2005-06-16 09:08:02
    Would that make me by MatthewDBA2005-06-16 09:26:57
      Shh. We're not supposed to reveal ourselves... by tnglives2005-06-16 09:31:09
        *runs by MatthewDBA2005-06-16 09:32:58
          *ponders "well this is just great... by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
"According to the U.S. Department of Justice, 1 in by shminux2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I wouldn't call that "teases and pranks" by TrogL2005-06-16 08:50:45
    and the cut off age is 18 by voxwoman2005-06-16 12:19:56
Attn: TooLazyToThink (C++, templates, evil!) by williamashbless2005-06-16 08:40:23
  Truthfully I've never actually applied it by ToLazyToThink2005-06-16 11:21:55
    I compiled it. Very few errors. by williamashbless2005-06-16 12:18:37
      I'm amazed it compiled that easily by ToLazyToThink2005-06-16 13:31:37
        There are some neat articles on the web... by williamashbless2005-06-16 13:41:18
  Just to show you how on the ball I am today, by hadji2005-06-16 08:49:56
    Eeeehhhhhhxcellent. :D by williamashbless2005-06-16 09:00:44
      Shouldn't that be a "roller C++ster? (n/t) by hadji2005-06-16 09:05:39
        I C++tand C++orrected. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-06-16 09:06:29
          Warning: substitution of C++ for S is deprecated. by tnglives2005-06-16 09:25:32
            #pragma warning (disable: tnglives) (n/t) by williamashbless2005-06-16 09:26:57
          I'm glad we code agree on that. :-) (n/t) by hadji2005-06-16 09:09:00
white light by cybergeek2005-06-16 08:26:37
  What song is that? (n/t) by Esteis2005-06-16 08:57:24
    "White Light" by Gorillaz, off of "Demon Days" (n/ (n/t) by cybergeek2005-06-16 09:03:17
  Speaking of which, this board has corrupted me! by hadji2005-06-16 08:42:30
    phenomenon :) (n/t) by radiowave9112005-06-16 08:51:11
      *tries to resi . . . by hadji2005-06-16 08:52:34
        No thanks necessary. I'm always happy to help you by radiowave9112005-06-16 08:54:49
Puns and groaners by fireballmatt2005-06-16 08:01:27
  Over 10 years ago... by Dshade2005-06-16 16:43:21
  Why don't melons get married? by Dazed2005-06-16 09:16:02
    Yes, but when soup has a wedding by MatthewDBA2005-06-16 09:25:04
      But if it's an Italian wedding, by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
  John by MatthewDBA2005-06-16 08:52:06
    here's the sound of that going over my head: by cybergeek2005-06-16 09:05:23
      <spoiler> by MatthewDBA2005-06-16 09:23:14
        /me facepalms by cybergeek2005-06-16 10:54:41
  Classics by andyz2005-06-16 08:45:36
    More questions to ponder by ChuckAB2005-06-16 15:21:32
  I've heard of someone throwing the game, but . . . (n/t) by hadji2005-06-16 08:18:45
How many e-mail items are in your primary wurk by ChuckAB2005-06-16 07:50:22
  1208 by staticsan2005-06-16 16:25:17
  6247, 100 unread (n/t) by jotazo2005-06-16 13:57:45
  1824, 2 unread (n/t) by spiffikins2005-06-16 12:59:20
  188. 0 unread (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2005-06-16 10:20:23
  166. 0 unread. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-06-16 09:56:08
  847, going back to Feb 2003. by lonegunman2005-06-16 09:32:33
  306 (n/t) by plblark2005-06-16 09:31:28
  707 - Only because I move a lot to by radiowave9112005-06-16 08:49:47
  Inbox by azander2005-06-16 08:44:29
  this morning there were about 300 waiting for me by TrogL2005-06-16 08:42:48
  3500 for year 2005. I'm I.T. (n/t) by Dshade2005-06-16 08:40:55
  93 (n/t) by MatthewDBA2005-06-16 08:40:09
  179, 9 unread by andyz2005-06-16 08:24:53
  18, time to clear it out I think. (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-06-16 08:21:15
  58, 8 unread. Time to clean it out. by merlin2005-06-16 08:07:42
  3325 by binkley2005-06-16 08:07:20
  59 by Stormkitten2005-06-16 08:06:44
  449, 64 unread (n/t) by TechisSO2005-06-16 08:04:21
  639 by tallastro2005-06-16 08:02:42
  0 but it's hard to keep so by SciSSorS2005-06-16 08:00:41
  50, not bad considering by P.Buttercup2005-06-16 07:59:41
  509 by Freespirit2005-06-16 07:59:08
    THAT I didn't try -yet- by SciSSorS2005-06-16 08:05:04
      Just a quick look reveals ... by ChuckAB2005-06-16 08:34:10
        Tnx, 2003 is the new version here by SciSSorS2005-06-16 08:49:29
  Only 327 but I'll be away for a week and then. . . by hieraco2005-06-16 07:58:40
  I use gmail, so everything... by RetiQlum22005-06-16 07:56:37
  1173 (n/t) by fireballmatt2005-06-16 07:55:37
  217, it was at close to 400 yesterday before I did by techi8702005-06-16 07:55:14
  1172. by krikkert2005-06-16 07:53:09
  26 by afterburner2005-06-16 07:53:03
  324. :-D by hadji2005-06-16 07:52:22
  Must be time to clean it up a bit by da-gimp2005-06-16 07:52:15
  0. by Glytch782005-06-16 07:51:18
    53....4 by Control2005-06-16 07:57:56
      yea that's about right too. (n/t) by Glytch782005-06-16 08:04:57
Anyone want to come and get W:ET? (n/t) by darkphoenix2005-06-16 07:46:43
  Yes, but I think that I need sleepies more than by hieraco2005-06-16 07:55:54
  too bad gutter friday is tomorrow. (n/t) by fireballmatt2005-06-16 07:48:05
What are the defining characteristics of by BloodyViking2005-06-16 07:34:57
  Fred Says This (And I agree) by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I notice that many of you were unable by BloodyViking2005-06-16 10:39:33
  The concepts are orthogonal by moddermonster2005-06-16 10:23:34
  I must say I am proud of you guys by evilsysadmin2005-06-16 09:06:23
    LIBERAL! by psychoi3oy2005-06-16 09:24:39
  So what is the opposite of "progressive" by Dazed2005-06-16 09:01:18
    I can't quite get the hang of 'conservative' by Peace_man2005-06-16 09:17:58
      'revolutionary' and 'reactionary' are clear by moddermonster2005-06-16 10:34:48
  I wanna try by TrogL2005-06-16 08:41:01
    What is "rugged" individualism? by Illiad2005-06-16 09:49:55
      'rugged individualism' is a subtle hint that by Peace_man2005-06-16 09:54:52
        Ooooh. by Illiad2005-06-16 09:55:39
          It's more that I'm annoyed with myself for by Peace_man2005-06-16 10:10:09
    I think that is a very good definition. by Peace_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That's pretty close to my take on it by Kickstart2005-06-16 08:42:49
  Their values. by krikkert2005-06-16 07:51:18
    I think you got that backwards by psychoi3oy2005-06-16 08:19:53
      Liberals respect others' individual rights by tallastro2005-06-16 09:11:05
      That's the US meaning. by krikkert2005-06-16 08:28:03
        That is why I tried to focus by BloodyViking2005-06-16 11:28:57
        don't forget neo-conservatives by TrogL2005-06-16 08:47:03
        really? how odd ... by Dazed2005-06-16 08:40:37
          How is personal freedom = social programs? (n/t) by esbita2005-06-16 11:26:49
            That's my confusion. by Dazed2005-06-16 14:29:08
        Oi! Did you just call me a liberal! by RetiQlum22005-06-16 08:37:05
          Why yes, yes I did. by krikkert2005-06-16 09:26:12
  The way I see it: by RetiQlum22005-06-16 07:48:03
  (hopeless attempt) Conservative should be simple by SciSSorS2005-06-16 07:44:35
    Yes, in the US it is very different. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 07:54:57
      I need to point out: by RetiQlum22005-06-16 08:35:31
      As you say: the wordings "overseas" are by SciSSorS2005-06-16 08:23:15
      That's why I disagree with conservatives. by krikkert2005-06-16 08:13:05
        It is hard to describe... by RetiQlum22005-06-16 08:34:33
          Do you advocate letting the weak die? by Dshade2005-06-16 08:46:43
            And what creates "weakness"? by esbita2005-06-16 11:25:35
              I think that there is a fairly large range of by Peace_man2005-06-16 11:48:32
              ``If you are able bodied, WORK'' by moddermonster2005-06-16 11:40:56
                You can still receive assistance here... by esbita2005-06-16 11:48:16
                  My mother has some experience with by moddermonster2005-06-16 12:12:30
                    Stupid, or just lazy? by esbita2005-06-16 12:42:45
                      Stupid. by moddermonster2005-06-16 12:46:45
                        Long as they do something. by esbita2005-06-16 13:18:29
                          The only problem I see with that by MatthewDBA2005-06-16 14:50:59
                            Which is sort of what I was thinking... by esbita2005-06-16 18:35:48
                  Last paragraph. Which is why I favour abortion. (n/t) by Dshade2005-06-16 12:07:10
                    Still absolves you of personal responsibility by esbita2005-06-16 12:11:33
              Your last sentence was wrong: by RetiQlum22005-06-16 11:32:17
                Depends on which system... by esbita2005-06-16 11:40:21
            No. Flat out no. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 10:55:57
            Well, here goes... by KrakensDen2005-06-16 09:16:55
              I more confused! I more preview button! (n/t) by KrakensDen2005-06-16 09:18:02
  My definitions: by Pic2005-06-16 07:42:09
  The way i see it: by Jeff_UK2005-06-16 07:40:19
Back from withdom teeth. by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 07:33:33
  Interesting malady by andyz2005-06-16 10:57:43
  Oh yeah, one more thing... by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 10:08:49
  *hands you a drool mop* by esbita2005-06-16 09:21:41
    Thankth ethbita by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 09:31:43
  ThankTH for teaTHing our wiTHdom too by SciSSorS2005-06-16 07:51:38
    {{{thithorth}}} by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 09:30:47
  That may not necessarily be the case. by hadji2005-06-16 07:51:33
    Well, it thould have been fairly thtraitforward. by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 09:34:53
      If they didn't have to dig for them, there will by hadji2005-06-16 10:00:02
        Thort of. by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 10:07:51
          Liquids. Soup broth and such. by hadji2005-06-16 11:29:23
            Well mostly right now... by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 11:38:11
Got Clutter? by Jeff_UK2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh yeah top level clutter honouring my heritage by hieraco2005-06-16 07:28:16
ATTN : FireballMatt, Ag_Wyvern, Wordsmith101 by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  got my entry done. (n/t) by fireballmatt2005-06-16 07:36:57
  Yah, Worsmith101 replied. Thanks. :) (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-16 07:35:20
  MODS: Double post. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-16 07:13:32
    Ah, not so. by Llyr2005-06-16 07:15:01
      Whoops, missed that. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 07:32:43
        That can be solved by joining us .... by klaranth2005-06-16 07:36:02
          Are you kidding? by RetiQlum22005-06-16 08:00:22
            Not much of a schedule. Just every Thursday. by klaranth2005-06-16 08:21:25
      I guess he didn't have enough subject length by McGowan2005-06-16 07:16:38
        Precisely. I can't help it that even Kickstart by klaranth2005-06-16 07:22:55
ATTN : Kickstart, Mortaine, Egaeus, Lenmear by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ok, ok, ok....submission posted. (n/t) by Kickstart2005-06-16 08:27:45
    Thank you, Kickstart. by klaranth2005-06-16 09:26:37
I take my CCNA exam tomorrow by basher202005-06-16 07:03:36
  Don't sleep through it. :-p (n/t) by tnglives2005-06-16 09:11:22
Is this the Real Life? by kelli2172005-06-16 06:56:18
  Nope, this is just a message board. by moddermonster2005-06-16 10:54:15
    I'm told fragging is bad there. I don't get it. (n/t) by tnglives2005-06-16 11:08:40
  Caught in UserFriendly..no escape to reality. (n/t) by rorajoey2005-06-16 08:58:42
  Easy come easy go by psyop2005-06-16 07:23:44
    Queen reference, talking about Greg Dean's comic. (n/t) by kelli2172005-06-16 07:33:03
Speaking of birthdays: by RetiQlum22005-06-16 06:34:21
  My birthday this year by thread_killer2005-06-16 09:54:01
    Mine was on Father's Day 3 years ago. by merlin2005-06-16 10:50:45
  Congrats (n/t) by Reddy2005-06-16 08:15:22
  Congratulations! by Calebar2005-06-16 07:14:56
  bah more humans (n/t) by Freespirit2005-06-16 07:08:18
  Congrats!!! by merlin2005-06-16 06:43:11
  Congratulations! (n/t) by Scruzan2005-06-16 06:42:00
  Congrats! by esbita2005-06-16 06:41:57
    :-) Yup, this makes 8. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 06:45:07
      Planning a baby? by airborneric2005-06-16 06:47:58
        Well it isn't ALL left to chance... by esbita2005-06-16 08:26:35
  What does it say about me that... by quilting_kitty2005-06-16 06:38:50
    Also congrats! *blushes for forgetting to say* (n/ (n/t) by quilting_kitty2005-06-16 06:39:36
      Thanks, but: by RetiQlum22005-06-16 06:43:44
        Maybe the coding pressure I'm under today is by quilting_kitty2005-06-16 06:59:35
        Do you really want to know the answer? *grin* (n/t) by merlin2005-06-16 06:47:56
  Another boy? You becoming an uncle and all ... :) (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-16 06:38:38
    Yup, it's gonna be a boy. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 06:42:05
Onescore and eleven years by merlin2005-06-16 06:17:07
  Happy Birthday by Reddy2005-06-16 08:16:12
  Happy B-day, merlin by SciSSorS2005-06-16 07:35:03
    Score, at least in america == 20 years by merlin2005-06-16 08:12:21
  Happy birthday, merlin! by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 07:34:55
  Happy Birthday! by chaotic2005-06-16 07:26:43
  *throws a cake at your head* :D (n/t) by Llyr2005-06-16 07:03:54
    But, but, it's not gutter friday. You can't throw by merlin2005-06-16 07:11:14
  Yaaaaay. Congrats. One more year closer to having by klaranth2005-06-16 06:47:43
    I'm touched, somebody remembered. by merlin2005-06-16 06:51:54
      Hmm, Check out : by klaranth2005-06-16 07:08:12
        Lure Illiad with a hot sauce? by hadji2005-06-16 08:20:34
          I could be wrong, but I understood by klaranth2005-06-16 09:27:24
        I'm also working on a garlic mayo and a basil mayo by merlin2005-06-16 07:10:15
  You say it's your birthday - duhna na na na nuh by airborneric2005-06-16 06:39:11
    I've got a UFie Birthday Buddy!!!!!! YaY :) by merlin2005-06-16 06:42:22
      You're about to have a third. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 06:47:12
        Yup, I saw that. Again, congrats :) (n/t) by merlin2005-06-16 06:49:08
      What was Illiads idea? by airborneric2005-06-16 06:46:21
        A nip or two every coupla hours at wrok. by merlin2005-06-16 06:49:48
  Happy birthday. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-16 06:32:07
  Hyvää syntymäpäivää :o) (n/t) by afterburner2005-06-16 06:30:10
  Happy Birthday!!! by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks!!! How about some penguin mints? by merlin2005-06-16 06:28:36
      Not at all! Go ahead. Whatever you want. :-) (n (n/t) by hadji2005-06-16 06:29:32
  Happy Birthday (n/t) by smiler_as2005-06-16 06:20:40
  Happy Birthday! by Scruzan2005-06-16 06:19:51
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
Wheee. Another late shift. by theanomaly2005-06-16 04:41:46
NASA studies the effectiveness of napping by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I can sleeep for as many as 18 hours at a streach by joecrouse2005-06-16 05:35:18
    That isn't good for you. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-16 05:43:55
      Neither is breathing. Whats your point? (n/t) by joecrouse2005-06-16 06:14:56
        Breathing isn't good for you? by RetiQlum22005-06-16 06:36:39
          No breathing isnt good for you. by joecrouse2005-06-16 06:59:55
            It's better for you than the alternative. (n/t) by krikkert2005-06-16 08:14:58
      I find once my body adjusts by McGowan2005-06-16 05:52:19
        I've slept 10 hours or so by MatthewDBA2005-06-16 07:20:55
  Well I almost never get 8 hours of sleep by McGowan2005-06-16 05:29:05
    I get about 5-6 hours... by RichLondoner2005-06-16 05:31:40
  so if I take a nap by gary_72005-06-16 05:00:32
Out on the board by dab2005-06-16 04:29:49
  Fixed is his gaze by Esteis2005-06-16 04:35:41
    HEY HOWD YOU KNOW I WAS BARE BELLIED? by joecrouse2005-06-16 05:29:43
      Yes, infrared, yes, and yes. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 05:44:49
        You must be a sicko to even want to se by joecrouse2005-06-16 06:16:16
          I have never claimed to not be a sicko. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-16 06:37:37
    Click go the shears boys, by dab2005-06-16 04:42:18
      The ringer looks around, by Esteis2005-06-16 05:09:14
        In the middle of the floor, by dab2005-06-16 05:53:22
          Slowly up he rises, by Scruzan2005-06-16 06:17:06
Who's Canadian eh? by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Also the truth is.... by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Warning: Crazy Frog ads alert by ttlogic2005-06-16 04:29:31
    Haha! No crazy frogs here! by RetiQlum22005-06-16 06:39:25
    Your warning was TOO LATE! by IByte2005-06-16 04:34:51
      Ripped the Flash plugin out of Firefox. (+Q) by IByte2005-06-16 04:43:41
        Use the flashblock extension by afterburner2005-06-16 04:54:30
          Sorry ! I dont' have any speakers on the wrok comp by hieraco2005-06-16 05:44:20
            *Throws piece of concrete wall at hieraco* by ttlogic2005-06-16 06:21:17
German UF Meet - LinuxTag in Karlsruhe by stacato2005-06-16 03:32:36
  I'm signed up, but where do I meet up with y'all? by romandas2005-06-16 05:11:27
    two ways to meet us: by stoffeltier2005-06-16 07:18:07
  find the mix up ;) (n/t) by stacato2005-06-16 03:32:59
    Hehheh by afterburner2005-06-16 04:59:19
    Mix up = typo? by ideur2005-06-16 04:44:06
      besides though by stacato2005-06-16 04:52:56
Attn: Linux-Tag by romandas2005-06-16 03:19:24
  test ping (n/t) by Hieraco2009-07-03 23:57:28
  please check my diary for the E-Ticket subthread ( (n/t) by stacato2005-06-16 03:25:43
    Thanks (n/t) by romandas2005-06-16 03:49:42
GIF to EPS converter for Windows? by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  use graphics program? by rz2005-06-16 03:19:33
    Another option is... by Red_Wolf2005-06-16 03:33:18
      Working with LaTex, yes. by Esteis2005-06-16 04:38:11
        not a good idea by rz2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Ooh! Useful! by Esteis2005-06-17 01:48:29
My laptop won't switch off by JimK2005-06-16 02:05:17
  modprobe apm? by bwkaz2005-06-16 04:03:56
  Hey! Do you have a service "apm" by OsteSpiser2005-06-16 03:10:38
    apmd is running, starts on boot by JimK2005-06-16 03:47:49
      Don't seem to be able to get into BIOS menu by JimK2005-06-16 03:59:14
      But also ACPI is mentioned in the boot section by JimK2005-06-16 03:54:56
  If you want your laptop to turn off, well first by Arachnid2005-06-16 03:04:41
  This box (desk top) by chrisbee2005-06-16 03:02:25
  APM stuff... by OsteSpiser2005-06-16 02:28:12
    As far as I'm aware I didn't change any BIOS by JimK2005-06-16 02:30:53
      MS "plug&play" does funky stuff by OsteSpiser2005-06-16 03:04:02
UF Thursday Writers Group by Klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm going to hell. by mortaine2005-06-16 14:24:31
    How about a mule ? (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-16 15:22:08
      I already had one in the story by mortaine2005-06-16 16:02:00
  *points to Tuesday's thread* by mortaine2005-06-16 11:56:59
    Today's your choice. If you like, please post. by klaranth2005-06-16 12:36:54
  Alright, quickly spun off... by Kickstart2005-06-16 08:27:19
    We want more. We want more. by klaranth2005-06-16 09:29:02
      Heh...there's no more! by Kickstart2005-06-16 09:41:22
  A fleeting glimpse of the future by fireballmatt2005-06-16 07:36:14
    Thank you, FireballMatt. (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-16 08:23:49
  This will have to do for now... by wordsmith1012005-06-16 07:28:12
    Thank you ,Wordsmith101. :) (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-16 07:32:00
  True Crime or Horror? by psyop2005-06-16 07:21:14
    Thank you. by klaranth2005-06-16 07:31:18
  Uhm... by Freespirit2005-06-16 07:07:13
    Yes. Thank you. :-) by klaranth2005-06-16 07:34:24
  My EUR 0.02 by klaranth2005-06-16 02:27:19
  Metaphysics by Arivia2005-06-16 02:02:15
    Epistemology by Arivia2005-06-16 02:43:19
      Should I make up a separate thread for this? by MatthewDBA2005-06-16 07:35:42
      Ethics by Arivia2005-06-16 03:23:30
        Aesthetics by Arivia2005-06-16 03:23:52
          Making up for past or future weeks ? :-) (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-16 03:41:30
            Making up for past, yes. (n/t) by Arivia2005-06-16 04:34:56
This is weird. by dodrian2005-06-16 01:21:00
  My memory stick is toast by ToLazyToThink2005-06-16 01:32:04
    Did you put too much butter on it? (n/t) by IByte2005-06-16 08:13:38
    You fixed it!!!! by dodrian2005-06-16 01:34:23
  What OS? by ideur2005-06-16 01:23:51
    MacOS 10.2 on a 700Mhz G3 iBook. (n/t) by dodrian2005-06-16 01:33:34
Food Tastes by emt2005-06-16 00:30:43
  Mmm... Vegemite... by murphys_law2005-06-16 00:55:00
    Heathen. by fallow2005-06-16 00:58:16
      Is marmite vs. vegemite the new Emacs vs. VI? (n/t by BlurOfSerenity2005-06-16 00:59:43
        It is the other way round! by ideur2005-06-16 01:05:02
          Which cheethe dithtributhon is betht? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-06-16 10:12:16
  And vegemite! Euuugghh! by fallow2005-06-16 00:49:15
Attn: MrTrick by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Under firefox Windows XP, it looks wrong (n/t) by nitsuj2005-06-16 00:22:32
Official (no, really! For serious!) stand-in QOTD! by BlurOfSerenity2005-06-16 00:14:44
  Come on people, by moongoddess2005-06-16 10:54:44
  Secret Origin indeed by Chuk2005-06-16 09:24:01
  This is funny... by Kickstart2005-06-16 09:16:02
  K.I.C.K.S.T.A.R.T. by whybird2005-06-16 02:17:52
    s/Kartoonboars/Kartoonboard .. hate that! (n/t) by whybird2005-06-16 02:22:54
  Actualy he was the mysterious 5th member of by hieraco2005-06-16 02:01:09
    BTW, you should upgrade to 3.9 by kelli2172005-06-16 07:13:42
  non-funny, serious answer by lurker692006-11-19 12:55:59
    I think I'm deleting the link to our Kickstart. by Esteis2005-06-16 02:13:23
      I would say by lurker692005-06-16 05:35:21
      You mean the link, not the entry, right? by IByte2005-06-16 04:25:43
    Funny thing, I have some of thme disks around (n/t by hieraco2005-06-16 02:09:04
      I still have the computer that required them :-) by kahuana2005-06-16 12:26:23
        Ummm 4 coumputers that use them here by hieraco2005-06-16 14:27:01
          I didn't know the 500 required a Kickstart _disk_. by kahuana2005-06-16 15:29:53
            I think that the early 2000 also used them by hieraco2005-06-16 17:15:43
  He broke the kickstarter on a Hog by ideur2005-06-16 01:07:18
    The Hog's kickstarter broke him (n/t) by tallastro2005-06-16 07:40:25
  He is actually Captain Pirk by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
    That was hilarious. by RetiQlum22005-06-16 06:31:31
      It's definitely funny :D (n/t) by kyrasantae2005-06-16 11:05:10
  Doesn't anyone have any answers involving llamas? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2005-06-16 00:28:17
    nothing like getting kicked by a llama to start by stacato2005-06-16 00:52:25
      BAS? (n/t) by fallow2005-06-16 00:52:53
        Black As Sin by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
        Badger on A Stick (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2005-06-16 00:53:44
    Even I'm not so cruel as to compare by doug-the-insane2005-06-16 00:30:03
      How about Dexter from GPF? (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-16 04:01:00
      Or worse yet, with that Illiad guy >=) (n/t) by raptor_872005-06-16 00:47:00
  It can't be that terrible. by fallow2005-06-16 00:25:45
    It's a good thing he didn't go with his first name by BlurOfSerenity2005-06-16 00:30:14
      "Kickstorte" would work, though. (n/t) by fallow2005-06-16 00:31:50
        Puntspie! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2005-06-16 00:34:42
          Bootsberry! (n/t) by BaruMonkey2005-06-16 00:40:08
  It's the manner his <insert word>-life began! by doug-the-insane2005-06-16 00:17:37
Where's the Question of the Day? (n/t) by fallow2005-06-16 00:11:05
  Never fear! I've got it covered! 0:-) (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2005-06-16 00:13:51
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by Kickstart2005-06-16 00:10:01
Illiways the cafe at the end of the Ufieverse by treehugger2005-06-16 00:06:00
  {{{Treehugger}}} by Reddy2005-06-16 08:17:50
    Twas Busy, by treehugger2005-06-16 11:12:46
  *filches baked goods* by esbita2005-06-16 06:43:49
  Good morning.. eh, afternoon.. by tom-2005-06-16 02:06:10
    *serves extra strong BAS* by treehugger2005-06-16 02:27:44
      *sips* by tom-2005-06-16 04:16:15
        You need one of them blindfold thingies by treehugger2005-06-16 04:35:08
          Yeah.. by tom-2005-06-16 07:44:45
  *pushes stack of papers in* by afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good morning by afterburner2005-06-16 01:58:39
    *Serves Mug of BAS* by treehugger2005-06-16 02:27:05
      Awww *blush* by afterburner2005-06-16 03:56:44
  Hmmmmm Caffiiiiiiine.... by doug-the-insane2005-06-16 00:14:42
    Good luck! by treehugger2005-06-16 00:18:16
      Thanks! by doug-the-insane2005-06-16 00:21:01
  Morning treehugger by darkphoenix2005-06-16 00:09:42
    *serves large double BAS* by treehugger2005-06-16 00:11:24
Oooooh. Pitr's gonna get it. by threadjacker2005-06-16 00:01:44
  Doesn't Pitr date Pearl? No amount of revenge by shminux2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'm pretty sure Sid actually did by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
  it was a baking accident realy by stacato2005-06-16 00:02:56
    Why don't they just buy Kendal Mint Cake? by MaW2005-06-16 06:52:42
Translations by Nea2005-06-16 00:01:01
  German/Deutsch top post (n/t) by Tobias_E2005-06-16 00:06:12
    Saarlännisch / Rheinfränkisch by lurker692005-06-16 01:30:38
    von UnFair by stoffeltier2005-06-16 01:30:34
    von tommy by tommy2005-06-16 00:22:06
    Schwäbisch by Tobias_E2005-06-16 00:06:46
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2005-06-16 00:00:50
  By hoisting the US flag, by corvus_one2005-06-16 03:36:13
    There were three, I think by JimK2005-06-16 04:17:07
      and the p39 areocobra. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-06-16 07:01:09
      Caught, bowled, leg before, stumped... by poolya2005-06-16 05:39:25
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  jeremyisaguineapiglycanthropePHEAR by ideur2005-06-16 00:04:41
    jeremy is a guinea pig lycanthrope PHEAR by eme2005-06-16 00:17:22

 

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