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Cartoon for Jun 12, 2005
Strip for Jun 12, 2005
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Argh... sloooow! by MrTrick2005-06-12 23:24:11
  Have you installed the motherboard drivers? by Freakazoid2005-06-12 23:37:26
    if its an older via board, the drivers probably by astro-g2005-06-12 23:49:03
  Cables? by themadkansan2005-06-12 23:27:39
    Hmmm, that could be it. by MrTrick2005-06-12 23:36:22
And now one for the insomniacs: by RetiQlum22005-06-12 23:13:50
  *Makes note* by hadji2005-06-12 23:37:51
    Hey, I didn't make that up. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 23:41:46
      Small wonder you don't get any sleep ;o) (n/t) by Sojawurst2005-06-13 05:51:08
  Mrs. Klar gets great help from using Dormeasan. by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
Attack Squirrel of Death!!! by aeolus2005-06-12 22:52:36
The Opposite of Insomnia (advice sought) by kyrasantae2005-06-12 22:35:02
  Could it be depression related? by altordwm2005-06-13 10:34:07
    Insomnia - Suggestion. by trinnyg2005-06-16 06:59:04
  Have a child! by Sandhog2005-06-13 06:14:22
  Same here by apathyonline2005-06-12 23:09:17
    Caffeine doesn't even *do* anything to me :P by kyrasantae2005-06-13 08:53:03
      caffeine is pointless by lux2005-06-13 18:53:44
        Same situation here.. by AncientOne2005-06-13 23:29:51
  It's called hypersomnia. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 22:52:24
    Ain't stress wonderful? by themadkansan2005-06-12 23:03:45
    Now I just remembered that I promised to give... by RetiQlum22005-06-12 22:53:42
  Have any blood work done lately? by Bastetsmuse2005-06-12 22:37:45
    I've been eating at home, by kyrasantae2005-06-12 22:41:25
      Sounds like me. by themadkansan2005-06-12 22:48:05
  I am also going to go to bed now. by kyrasantae2005-06-12 22:35:52
Ouch. Got woken up by a thunderstorm this morning. by klaranth2005-06-12 22:30:23
Thus ends the slowest hour in UF history: by nix2005-06-12 22:00:51
  I've seen worse. by themadkansan2005-06-12 22:21:39
  That must be why I am so bored: by RetiQlum22005-06-12 22:10:44
    create your own. by klaranth2005-06-12 22:26:42
      No you do it! *throws temper tantrum* (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-12 23:15:08
        You want entertainment? by themadkansan2005-06-12 23:20:48
          Is that cotton candy? by RetiQlum22005-06-12 23:22:26
            *KABBOM*? by themadkansan2005-06-12 23:29:41
              *Brings out scoped Garand* by RetiQlum22005-06-12 23:34:51
                >ducks< by themadkansan2005-06-12 23:37:37
                  Hah! I was hiding in you spawn. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 23:43:38
                    *triggers Panzer* by themadkansan2005-06-12 23:45:07
                      Doggone it! Now I have to run for 30 seconds... by RetiQlum22005-06-12 23:47:17
                        *hides* by themadkansan2005-06-12 23:49:21
Not meaning to be mean...but.... by babywhizIT2006-11-19 12:55:59
Went mountain biking today,it rocks! by rook_mtl2005-06-12 21:02:13
  I used to know a great bike store in Toronto. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 23:25:16
  I need to start riding my mountain bike more. by aeolus2005-06-12 23:11:22
  enjoy yourself by astro-g2005-06-12 22:56:14
    *hands astro-g a g* :) (n/t) by aeolus2005-06-12 23:04:26
I'm willing to bet... by LooseChanj2005-06-12 20:43:53
Attn: TMK by babywhizIT2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Soon I'll be moving into the heat of tornado alley by Nessalc2005-06-12 21:05:41
    Hey! That will work out good! by babywhizIT2005-06-12 21:12:35
      drop me a line sometime by Nessalc2005-06-12 21:31:21
      Wish I could do that. by themadkansan2005-06-12 21:13:39
  Yeah, thinking about shutting down by Fayth2005-06-12 20:06:40
  *unplugs everything and hides in the bathtub* (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-06-12 19:59:02
    It's going to hit my brother's place, but not me. by themadkansan2005-06-12 20:06:17
      Where are you from? by Fayth2005-06-12 20:08:19
        wow! howdy Neighbor! by babywhizIT2005-06-12 20:10:23
          Neat by Fayth2005-06-12 20:42:19
            Yea, me too...(can see it headed this way..) by babywhizIT2005-06-12 20:53:41
        Been a while since I've said. by themadkansan2005-06-12 20:10:03
          WaKeeney? Ellis? Quinter? by Nessalc2005-06-12 21:04:09
            Good ol' 67601. by themadkansan2005-06-12 21:14:33
X&Y - not a bad album. Not 100%, but easily 90% (n (n/t) by theanomaly2005-06-12 19:41:29
I'm EEEVVVVVIIIIIILLL by Bastetsmuse2005-06-12 19:27:26
  *squish* by esbita2005-06-12 20:51:16
  If you were truly evil you would have told... by RetiQlum22005-06-12 20:43:57
    Nope. by Bastetsmuse2005-06-12 20:49:21
  Has anybody seen my inner eyeball? (n/t) by krikkert2005-06-12 20:23:03
    If you were to look through it ... by kahuana2005-06-12 20:27:26
  Dagnabbit. How many days until Friday??? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2005-06-12 20:18:40
I can't believe they let that on television. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 19:22:22
  Oxygen is like by hyzenthlay2005-06-12 19:51:34
  You'd be surprised what we're into.. by Arivia2005-06-12 19:25:11
    Wow by Fayth2005-06-12 19:40:31
    should I be intrigued ??? by Dad2TZK2005-06-12 19:34:32
      Up to you... by Arivia2005-06-12 19:36:23
        just promise me by Dad2TZK2005-06-12 19:48:19
          Uh, Dad, by krikkert2005-06-12 20:43:26
    I am perfectly aware that there are women into tha by RetiQlum22005-06-12 19:33:26
      Well, if there are women who are into it.. by Arivia2005-06-12 19:37:29
        Very simple: by RetiQlum22005-06-12 20:02:24
          Did you know.. by Arivia2005-06-12 20:07:10
            Yes, I do. But who are the loudest women? (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-12 20:12:19
              Just had another thought (I know, I know ... by kahuana2005-06-12 20:24:21
                I wasn't judging. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 20:31:16
              More to the point. What are you - a male - doing by kahuana2005-06-12 20:17:31
                I have digital cable. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 20:23:00
        I think it is surprising based on the fact that by Fayth2005-06-12 19:55:10
        So if you had your way... by theanomaly2005-06-12 19:40:21
          Of course.. by Arivia2005-06-12 19:42:55
NO! That's Mizzzzz Lobster to you by Fayth2005-06-12 19:11:15
  Vhat iss zis 'sun' you are speakink of? (n/t) by themadkansan2005-06-12 20:15:30
    Argh The Evil Day Star!!! by Dad2TZK2005-06-12 20:35:29
      o/^ We've got Daystar, we've got Daystar.. (n/t) by krikkert2005-06-12 20:45:04
        And you know that we got it .. Daystar! (n/t) by divinar22005-06-12 21:26:45
  I was begining to wonder if anyone else by Dad2TZK2005-06-12 19:29:06
    I got too much yesterday. by kahuana2005-06-12 20:07:08
  Ouchie. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-12 19:23:01
  *Gives Fayth a bottle of aloe, a jar of Noxema, by hadji2005-06-12 19:12:43
    Thanks! by Fayth2005-06-12 19:20:32
      I've got Arab blood running through my veins. by hadji2005-06-12 22:38:48
Everytime I close my eyes, I see by hadji2005-06-12 18:59:42
  *pulls out combi-stick and cloaks* by raptor_872005-06-12 22:57:57
  are you sure you don't see a Tootsie Roll? (n/t) by Dad2TZK2005-06-12 19:25:20
  ...and your point is? by themadkansan2005-06-12 19:01:00
    *Tail whips the madkansan* by hadji2005-06-12 19:10:04
      ...Uh, that weren't me, dude. (n/t) by themadkansan2005-06-12 19:12:43
For those just on W:ET tonight (re: TS) by theanomaly2005-06-12 18:46:03
There once was a young princess... by Kithplana2005-06-12 18:16:09
  Actually, I like my version better by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hey, that was good. (n/t) by Kithplana2005-06-12 19:37:56
  You are very wise, Kithplana. Quite the pundit. ( (n/t) by hadji2005-06-12 18:52:54
  Oy. That really hurt my brain. (n/t) by bensun2005-06-12 18:43:31
Does anyone play FABLE on Xbox? by Bastetsmuse2005-06-12 17:54:06
  Rent it, it's a great game by MikeCDN2005-06-12 18:35:18
  I played it... by imperito2005-06-12 18:31:08
  I prefer playing PARABLE. by hadji2005-06-12 18:04:33
  I've only heard rumors about it. :-) by kahuana2005-06-12 17:57:53
I now have a snake living in my gardenias by lab rat2005-06-12 17:41:08
  Just ID the snake. It's probably something by voxwoman2005-06-12 19:19:50
  crossbow? no kidding? by zeitnot2005-06-12 19:04:01
    They don't attack by tallastro2005-06-12 19:23:23
  Step 1: Be extremely careful by Arachnid2005-06-12 18:13:11
    Not worried about my choice of weapons by lab rat2005-06-12 18:23:16
  What kind of snake? by RetiQlum22005-06-12 17:59:51
    Bad idea by tallastro2005-06-12 19:10:08
      *sigh* Check a dictionary before you nitpick. by Dorm41Baggins2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Rattlesnake is yummy. (n/t) by esbita2005-06-12 20:56:46
    Water Moccasins have been spotted in the area by lab rat2005-06-12 18:11:44
  Step #1: by kahuana2005-06-12 17:49:40
    Poisoness! Must a Democrat by lab rat2005-06-12 17:52:30
      Yeah. What with all that surfin' 'n stuff... by kahuana2005-06-12 17:55:53
        Surfing in storms is plenty fun. by lab rat2005-06-12 18:00:07
          Woo! T-top Camaro! by theanomaly2005-06-12 19:17:34
  mothballs. by joecrouse2005-06-12 17:44:17
    Already done except for the mongoose. by lab rat2005-06-12 17:46:38
A daily reminder from the LOTGD Green Dragon by lotgd2006-11-19 12:55:59
Just reading "Century Rain" by Alastair Reynolds by Arachnid2005-06-12 16:54:01
I need a GOOD rpg (recommendations?). by skippy-ish_guy2005-06-12 16:40:01
  nearly free by Nightwind2005-06-12 18:12:53
  It's not free, but it's on the $5 rack... by Celti2005-06-12 17:05:14
    Yes! I acquired this game about a month ago by lab rat2005-06-12 17:49:35
    I disagree by monza2005-06-12 17:37:04
      Also quite good. (n/t) by lab rat2005-06-12 17:50:23
    I second that notion by LSU_Frodin2005-06-12 17:20:32
      Thirded. (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-06-12 18:03:02
  LOTGD? (n/t) by Nightwind2005-06-12 17:01:03
    you rang? by lotgd2005-06-12 17:02:00
  Dragon warrior 3. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-06-12 16:50:23
    That one was very linear. by skippy-ish_guy2005-06-12 17:09:11
      How so? (n/t) by joecrouse2005-06-12 17:38:16
Need more targets!! by carthax2005-06-12 16:39:20
  ...You need to wake up earlier. by themadkansan2005-06-12 16:40:19
Report from the RMOF by tully2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN: Rogue : Read this ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  thanks though by Rogue19712005-06-12 16:38:32
  Unfortunatly not :o( by Rogue19712005-06-12 16:37:04
    the article writes about evening and night shifts. by klaranth2005-06-12 16:47:36
      If I ever decide to start my own business by Rogue19712005-06-12 16:53:28
      I call them last week by Rogue19712005-06-12 16:52:28
I need some Apache (re)config help by bobmon2005-06-12 15:59:18
  Check for VHosts by uplatecoding2005-06-12 21:32:55
The Story: Vol 1 by bensun2005-06-12 15:52:07
  ??? I don't really get it. by ErniePi2005-06-12 16:54:19
  Hieraco's $0.02 worth by hieraco2005-06-12 16:46:42
    kk by bensun2005-06-12 16:51:04
      if you are doing stuff on your own time by joecrouse2005-06-12 16:53:42
        True. by bensun2005-06-12 16:58:21
  hmmmm by zeitnot2005-06-12 16:42:10
    The accusations? by bensun2005-06-12 16:48:18
      yep, i knew it! by zeitnot2005-06-12 17:14:16
        lol, no but thanks by bensun2005-06-12 17:17:40
          alright- by zeitnot2005-06-12 17:33:19
            probably hasn't been told yet by bensun2005-06-12 17:38:12
  Your school has quite strict rules, then. by Esteis2005-06-12 16:32:29
    Well the options were there... by bensun2005-06-12 16:39:03
      no advance warnings? by zeitnot2005-06-12 17:05:38
        lol... conspiacy theories? by bensun2005-06-12 17:11:10
          YES! by zeitnot2005-06-12 17:25:28
      Don't by Arachnid2005-06-12 16:59:23
  For that kind of behavior by joecrouse2005-06-12 15:56:57
    uh.. could you elaborate? by bensun2005-06-12 16:01:38
      Face it. You've "cheesed" someone off. by kahuana2005-06-12 16:34:29
        "You might get tagged for a 'Potential Columbine'" by Esteis2005-06-12 16:37:23
          It's a classic "and he snaps" reaction. by kahuana2005-06-12 16:45:29
            Ahhhhh by bensun2005-06-12 16:51:39
              Well, *however* you care to percieve it. by kahuana2005-06-12 16:59:37
          Yeah, that kinda got me. Explanation? (n/t) by bensun2005-06-12 16:40:10
      ExactlYour letter is way to passive a response as by joecrouse2005-06-12 16:30:53
      Resigning by monza2005-06-12 16:18:25
        Nuke it and then the country side around it. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-06-12 16:31:26
        Hehhehhehheh by bensun2005-06-12 16:24:52
          Somewhat immature, don't you think? by LionsPhil2005-06-12 16:28:39
            exactly YOU are a student by joecrouse2005-06-12 16:32:28
  Actually, please note that Vol.2..... by bensun2005-06-12 15:55:12
Boy is spam/scam reaching by ChuckAB2005-06-12 15:42:10
  Japanese? I get them in Russian. (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-12 16:15:55
    Must be trying to capitalize on that old saying: by kahuana2005-06-12 16:48:56
      I've killed better (wo)men than you for less! (n/t by daemon_poet2005-06-12 17:40:00
    It was in English, but I was able to trace the by ChuckAB2005-06-12 16:17:58
    I get them in Klingon. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-06-12 16:17:53
GTA SA works ... :) by klaranth2005-06-12 15:31:05
  Specs on your machine? by rook_mtl2005-06-12 17:04:38
    The problem here is the nVIdia. by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
Ok well I have sombody FOR NOW by Rogue19712005-06-12 15:03:07
  {{{Rogue1971}}} by tskelton2005-06-12 17:26:44
  W00t for you! by Esteis2005-06-12 15:16:36
    thanks! whats WOOt? nevertought of asking (n/t) by Rogue19712005-06-12 15:19:23
      usr/bin/w00t by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Really, I haven't the foggiest. (And you spell it by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Fascinating, I was wondering what the real origins by Kithplana2005-06-12 15:42:01
      Most retentive definition: by bensun2005-06-12 15:24:18
Poll: Least likely cause of your death by nix2005-06-12 14:55:09
  Anything that involves by Hoth2005-06-12 19:15:02
  Old Age. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-12 18:59:11
  Just a thought... by Pi in Binary2005-06-12 18:17:26
  Ovarian cancer. (n/t) by Arivia2005-06-12 17:06:32
    Only person to beat mine. /Bows Down (n/t) by bensun2005-06-12 17:13:00
      Heh. by Arivia2005-06-12 19:01:35
  Old age. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-06-12 15:44:14
    Yeah, but that's what THEY'll make it look like... (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-06-12 16:03:11
  Mistaken for Darth Vader and dry-gulched by a by bobmon2005-06-12 15:38:40
  Death by 5 minutes ago... by maximumbob2005-06-12 15:35:29
  Overcome by a really bad by notdeadyet2005-06-12 15:34:40
  Being hit by a flying pig while watching soccer. by chipmunk22005-06-12 15:34:03
  Death by snu snu... by joecrouse2005-06-12 15:28:12
  cancer (n/t) by fallow2005-06-12 15:27:14
  ooh!ooh! by bensun2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Wow, what have I been missing?! by Esteis2005-06-12 15:18:38
      Hey there Esteis. Long time, no talk. by bensun2005-06-12 15:23:31
        Eeeenterestink. by Esteis2005-06-12 15:31:19
  Run over by a truck, by Esteis2005-06-12 15:09:35
  coconut dropped by a swallow or a pair thereof (n/t) by cybergeek2005-06-12 15:07:45
  accident on the way to pick up kids by Rogue19712005-06-12 15:05:35
  Bad finger surgery accident. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2005-06-12 14:59:55
  Freak accident while playing football by jmaxsohmer2005-06-12 14:58:30
  SIDS by da-gimp2005-06-12 14:57:52
my new "mastercard" commercial: by cybergeek2005-06-12 14:53:17
Hey Illiad... if you have ~$700USD lying around by threadjacker2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's going to end up being a lot more than that... by jmaxsohmer2005-06-12 14:57:02
    1 day and 14 hours is more than a week? (n/t) by hadji2005-06-12 18:06:19
anyone watching fx right now? (n/t) by joecrouse2005-06-12 14:46:00
  Its a movie called Oil Storm. by joecrouse2005-06-12 15:58:07
  what's with the (n/t)? you have body in your sub by bensun2005-06-12 15:26:22
    I did'nt remove it after I ammended what by joecrouse2005-06-12 15:30:18
      I see.... (n/t) by bensun2005-06-12 16:04:36
        Eh, yerp (n/t) by LooseChanj2005-06-12 20:42:28
"Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, by LionsPhil2005-06-12 14:39:12
  I think that I'm on the outside of an inside joke (n/t) by hieraco2005-06-12 16:28:17
    GIYF. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-06-12 16:30:47
      <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Moderated for language in link. (n/t) by Nea2005-06-12 17:25:31
          *returns next day* by Esteis2005-06-14 15:27:37
        No, you were lazy. Mods! by LionsPhil2005-06-12 17:08:51
  Heh. by bensun2005-06-12 15:32:49
  HAAhahahahaheee! by LionsPhil2005-06-12 15:10:39
  that one's my favorite :) (n/t) by cybergeek2005-06-12 14:53:46
    #174 is particularly good. by LionsPhil2005-06-12 15:08:06
  Skippy is the man! by Bellator2005-06-12 14:47:26
    Yeah, I know. by skippy-ish_guy2005-06-12 14:57:16
    Either way, the pants are not optional (n/t) by Concept2005-06-12 14:49:50
TeamSpeak question: by RetiQlum22005-06-12 14:23:47
  Settings -> Key settings by Scirocco2005-06-12 14:37:35
    Thanks. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 14:44:11
Which UFies do you think are the reincarnations of by Eric3_141592006-11-19 12:55:59
  DesertRat66: by Esteis2005-06-12 15:21:59
  I don't know who I'm the reincarnation of by Rogue19712005-06-12 14:23:19
  I've got dibs on Mrs. Potato Head! (n/t) by Spud312005-06-12 14:21:03
    Hold on a second! by da-gimp2005-06-12 14:23:41
I am CURSED by Rogue19712005-06-12 13:27:23
  ... by klaranth2005-06-12 13:33:42
    Hey, now, Rincewind never committed any really bad by Eric3_141592005-06-12 13:42:53
      Considering his strange desires: by Jeff_UK2005-06-12 13:58:43
        No, no, no. by Spud312005-06-12 14:03:24
    friend called and needed a sitter righ awy by Rogue19712005-06-12 13:41:14
      ??Maybe this will help?? by notdeadyet2005-06-12 17:13:07
      Where are you at, Rogue ? (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-12 14:49:19
        Moncton NB (n/t) by Rogue19712005-06-12 15:14:16
          Is that Nebraska, USA or New Brunswick Canada ? (n (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-12 16:11:42
            Nebraska is NE (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-06-12 16:17:01
              Tx. Some abbrev. i dont get. (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-12 16:48:16
      Gads, that's a rough string... by Concept2005-06-12 13:51:40
Auditioned for Survivor today by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I've thought about doing that. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 14:13:15
    some of those places by joecrouse2005-06-12 14:47:42
    but it's not easy. Have you tried to make fire w/o by voxwoman2005-06-12 14:47:04
      Yes and yes. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 14:53:41
        Bow & spindle is easy... by boink2005-06-12 17:16:36
  Americans with Passports? by klaranth2005-06-12 13:35:39
  Bzzt. You fail :-) by threadjacker2005-06-12 13:16:38
*Please* tell me this woman will be charged by threadjacker2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Carpet bomb the nighborhood by joecrouse2005-06-12 17:40:49
  O.K. let me get this straight - by hieraco2005-06-12 14:16:47
    well yea by Spudd862005-06-12 14:33:59
  Euthanize the animal. Oh, and the dog too. (n/t) by kahuana2005-06-12 13:10:34
    Hehe. by theanomaly2005-06-12 13:12:19
      I see you're baying for blood. by LionsPhil2005-06-12 13:14:13
        The problem with RPG's is: they're indiscriminant. by kahuana2005-06-12 13:19:35
          Rail guns. by LionsPhil2005-06-12 13:26:04
            But then you need to deal with the movie explosion by kahuana2005-06-12 13:29:23
              Yep. by LionsPhil2005-06-12 13:45:56
                Except when called for by Concept2005-06-12 14:20:20
          They aren't indiscriminant... by theanomaly2005-06-12 13:21:17
            When the situation is 'fluid', they can *and do* by kahuana2005-06-12 13:24:46
        NOOOOOOOOO! I can just see it! by threadjacker2005-06-12 13:19:15
          *groan* by LionsPhil2005-06-12 13:24:44
        Nah, I'll bay for blood - but not seriously. by theanomaly2005-06-12 13:16:50
  What?!? by theanomaly2005-06-12 12:58:59
    Indeed. by Pic2005-06-12 13:06:13
    Eye for an eye, etc. ? (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-12 13:00:13
      Well, as much as I hate to say it, no. by theanomaly2005-06-12 13:08:19
        That's no mother. by kahuana2005-06-12 13:12:44
          See my reply to your other post :) (n/t) by theanomaly2005-06-12 13:14:07
      Sounds good to me. by threadjacker2005-06-12 13:06:44
  crimnal stupididty (n/t) by joecrouse2005-06-12 12:58:53
  dereliction of motherhood? (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-12 12:51:25
BattleField 2 ROCKS MY WORLD! by McGowan2005-06-12 12:30:19
  Gaah!!! by Pi in Binary2005-06-12 18:30:47
  What was your very bestest game up until now? :) (n/t) by Concept2005-06-12 13:35:37
Am I being too nice? by Concept2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thank you -- very interesting thoughts by Concept2005-06-12 13:32:01
  Leave them a note. by threadjacker2005-06-12 12:39:56
  Leave the RENTAL OFFICE by Bastetsmuse2005-06-12 12:32:05
  Yes leave them a not. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 12:26:00
    Seconded. by McGowan2005-06-12 12:29:36
  Do they give a flying monkey turd about you? by McNutcase2005-06-12 12:19:20
    Yeah, unless... by Concept2005-06-12 12:22:41
      This tells me that informing them by lab rat2005-06-12 12:28:11
perl -e by LionsPhil2005-06-12 10:48:30
  If you're using alsa, by fudje2005-06-12 14:27:42
    Nothing's wrong with that. by LionsPhil2005-06-12 14:40:14
  Is the buzzing in my head bothering you? by bobmon2005-06-12 11:21:32
    Any way to listen to this on Windows? by Concept2005-06-12 11:55:48
      get Audacity and perl by Spudd862005-06-12 14:04:44
        on that note what bits per sample should be used? (n/t) by Spudd862005-06-12 14:05:34
          Pass. by LionsPhil2005-06-12 14:41:54
      No idea. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-06-12 12:54:39
    1-bit sound is retro-tastic. by LionsPhil2005-06-12 11:32:27
      cute... really cute (n/t) by Freakazoid2005-06-12 17:48:58
      and for retro-audio-visual fun... by bobmon2005-06-12 15:29:10
W:ET anyone? (n/t) by Alex_W2005-06-12 10:10:02
  on my way in. (n/t) by hieraco2005-06-12 11:20:36
  I can play in a little while. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-12 10:41:04
  I have some business to take care of, by skippy-ish_guy2005-06-12 10:28:13
Alright, why can't I find my copy of Danzig 3? by SnArL2005-06-12 10:09:58
Quiet, even for a Sunday. by ClosetGeek2005-06-12 08:42:51
  my limited experience by zeitnot2005-06-12 12:58:03
    Heh - join the club. by theanomaly2005-06-12 13:13:27
      Me three. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 14:09:13
        Would any of these sites be by Concept2005-06-12 14:22:31
          e-yep. (n/t) by zeitnot2005-06-12 16:13:41
          Nope. This was years ago. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-12 14:26:24
  I've given up on dating sites. by Bastetsmuse2005-06-12 12:36:22
    But not done with love, I hope. by ClosetGeek2005-06-12 13:35:25
  Yes you can meet people through a dating site. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 11:50:33
    *gulp* by ClosetGeek2005-06-12 12:01:11
      Nope, no pressure: Caution. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 12:21:14
    The way my mother put it, before I flew to LA.... by McNutcase2005-06-12 11:54:11
      "Simple" biology, if memory serves. by LionsPhil2005-06-12 13:07:40
        Immune system, not quite DNA. Same memory here. (n (n/t) by Esteis2005-06-12 15:44:56
        My memory reports similar stuff from New Scientist by McNutcase2005-06-12 13:13:33
  Does it count if the dating site was... by McNutcase2005-06-12 11:47:50
  J.butterfly and I are married, aren't we? :) by Kickstart2005-06-12 10:25:42
    A world wide Dating site? by klaranth2005-06-12 11:17:21
      Yeah, 3000 miles+ by Kickstart2005-06-12 11:31:23
        How nice. :) by klaranth2005-06-12 11:49:56
          Yup, and mine beats yours. by McNutcase2005-06-12 11:52:28
            Only by two timezones. :) (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-12 12:38:53
    You did? by ClosetGeek2005-06-12 10:30:13
      Nope, j.b had never been here before meeting me (n (n/t) by Kickstart2005-06-12 10:38:25
  My diary is now available for all your cluttering by ClosetGeek2005-06-12 09:55:28
  The man I sit next to right now by Fayth2005-06-12 09:30:11
  What part of the world do you want by klaranth2005-06-12 09:24:22
  How about that one that was advertising here? by klaranth2005-06-12 09:19:26
    Truth (n/t) by Da_Pineapple2005-06-12 09:40:35
    You tell me? (n/t) by ClosetGeek2005-06-12 09:25:47
      true.com by RetiQlum22005-06-12 12:06:46
        AUGH! by zeitnot2005-06-12 12:21:03
  Why doesn't UF count? by Spud312005-06-12 09:13:19
    Is there a count on UFie couples somewhere? by skippy-ish_guy2005-06-12 10:42:12
      I took a poll one day. by Spud312006-11-19 12:55:59
        And celti and myself have gotten together. by Arivia2005-06-12 11:16:33
          Oh, yeah, forgot about that mess. :-( (n/t) by Spud312005-06-12 11:37:03
    But we haven't met yet </ego> (n/t) by hieraco2005-06-12 09:37:51
      I don't think you'd be better than da-gimp, thanks by Spud312005-06-12 10:34:07
        *Youch* <Crash and burn> by hieraco2005-06-12 13:58:12
    I know of them already. by ClosetGeek2005-06-12 09:21:38
      Well, he was a lurker when we met. by Spud312005-06-12 09:30:34
        /me hopes (n/t) by ClosetGeek2005-06-12 09:43:20
      Well, why don't you make a TLP in your diary? by klaranth2005-06-12 09:23:40
        I doubt that. by ClosetGeek2005-06-12 09:29:54
    Is he the one you are going to get married to ? (n (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-12 09:21:11
      Yeah. by Spud312005-06-12 09:29:21
        I'd prefer something less.... abstract. by Scirocco2005-06-12 09:35:53
          It's far from abstract. by da-gimp2005-06-12 09:42:15
            It's quite common to find what you're looking for by Scirocco2005-06-12 09:44:09
              I've even coined a quote about that... by niwikki2005-06-12 20:03:10
  I've tried a number of them by Concept2005-06-12 09:10:55
    I agree by Fayth2005-06-12 09:41:30
  Urf dateing sites are LAME!! by joecrouse2005-06-12 08:52:53
    Not looking for women. by ClosetGeek2005-06-12 08:58:31
  I've only actually met one person from such by Scirocco2005-06-12 08:46:21
Off to the Colonial Crafts fair! by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
Guess the movie. by joecrouse2005-06-12 08:16:26
  Blues Brothers 2000 ? (n/t) by klaranth2005-06-12 08:22:23
    Nice by joecrouse2005-06-12 08:31:00
      The lookup was done only to be certain. :) by klaranth2005-06-12 09:18:13
        turns out he was one of the producers (n/t) by joecrouse2005-06-12 09:51:19
Ok... by purplepineapple2005-06-12 08:12:10
Bad bearing, no cookie! by Concept2005-06-12 07:58:03
  80F? by Corvus_One2005-06-12 08:04:51
    I'd love to by Concept2005-06-12 08:08:19
      It is.. by Corvus_One2005-06-12 08:12:24
        I like rain, too -- where do you live?!?! (n/t) by Concept2005-06-12 08:20:01
          West coast, Sweden.. (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-06-12 08:28:25
      They are calling for 90's here :( by radiowave9112005-06-12 08:11:59
        Upper mid 90s here by joecrouse2005-06-12 08:17:40
          My sympathies by Concept2005-06-12 08:23:09
            THe humidity is what gets me. I spent a summer in by radiowave9112005-06-12 08:30:46
              Yep loved Oklahoma when by joecrouse2005-06-12 08:35:38
                80% humid on a good day. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 12:24:24
Arrghh.. by Corvus_One2005-06-12 06:39:13
  Ha! found it.. by Corvus_One2005-06-12 08:03:20
*does victory dance* Vodka for all! by purplepineapple2005-06-12 06:00:21
  *spill's people's drinks* (n/t) by kyrasantae2005-06-12 10:31:07
  Just dawned on me. by jiteo2005-06-12 07:05:44
    Hmmm. So what does arts run on? by ttlogic2005-06-12 07:20:25
      Yeah, you can tell Arts what sound system to use. (n/t) by jiteo2005-06-12 07:26:06
        How do I tell arts to do anything? by purplepineapple2005-06-12 07:29:48
          KControl Sound Server panel by ttlogic2006-11-19 12:55:59
          First, find a sledgehammer... (n/t) by MCNutcase2005-06-12 07:30:28
            No, this needs a higher grade of cleansing. by LionsPhil2005-06-12 09:27:33
    I seem to remember having trouble with anything by purplepineapple2005-06-12 07:14:54
      heh...yeah...trouble...! by purplepineapple2005-06-12 07:16:52
        Is Xine installed? (n/t) by jiteo2005-06-12 07:18:24
          Not in its own right... by purplepineapple2005-06-12 07:28:39
    Right then, s/ARS/Arts in that post. (n/t) by jiteo2005-06-12 07:06:46
  Hey, did you find anything for your dad in the end (n/t) by McGowan2005-06-12 06:55:35
    Yeah, think I may have. by purplepineapple2005-06-12 07:00:56
  I spoke too soon :( by purplepineapple2005-06-12 06:29:43
    I strongly suspect by LionsPhil2005-06-12 09:31:02
  Hmmm Wodka. by Cokish2005-06-12 06:08:24
  Excellent! (n/t) by krikkert2005-06-12 06:05:25
When you've been up all night... by MikeCDN2005-06-12 05:54:36
  How did it taste ? (n/t) by Cokish2005-06-12 06:07:57
    Squeaky clean? (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-06-12 06:12:40
You don't need Wi-Fi access to do that. by LionsPhil2005-06-12 05:49:09
  You have to get the route right, of course. by MCNutcase2005-06-12 07:18:22
    So what's with today's interesting capitalisation, by LionsPhil2005-06-12 09:23:36
      Chez Random_C. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-06-12 11:02:44
  I've heard several accounts by wheresthefish2005-06-12 06:54:48
    You could play Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. by LionsPhil2005-06-12 09:25:01
      Just one more turn! Then I'll land. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 10:54:42
        Exactamundo. by LionsPhil2005-06-12 11:49:31
          His games are more addictive than crack. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-06-12 12:40:14
  Hehhehhehheh by bensun2005-06-12 06:30:04
    ...join us... by Pi in Binary2005-06-12 18:42:44
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
"It toasts bread as you slice it" (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-06-12 05:27:06
  arent lightsabres cool? (n/t) by astro-g2005-06-12 05:39:20
    Well, I *expect* that they're /hot/. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-06-12 05:50:21
      Your nerves can't tell the difference at that temp (n/t) by tnglives2005-06-12 07:53:24
        Likely your nerves can't tell *anything* at it.... by fudje2005-06-12 14:34:22
soo.. wolf:ET? anyone? (n/t) by astro-g2005-06-12 04:37:29
  Still at work by ideur2005-06-12 04:52:35
  I haven't even had breakfast yet. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-06-12 04:46:00
    Me neither... And I need to go down to the store by Scirocco2005-06-12 06:30:07
UK UFiemeet August '05 Daily-ish Spammage by MCNutcase2005-06-12 04:35:48
Sound & Linux by purplepineapple2005-06-12 04:23:19
  I can hear it fine in linux but have a related pro by tallastro2005-06-12 10:33:47
    Your card doesn't do hardware mixing. by bwkaz2005-06-12 16:03:01
      Thanks by tallastro2005-06-12 18:34:53
  Oh the irony... by purplepineapple2005-06-12 05:37:54
  OSS legacy? by ttlogic2005-06-12 04:55:04
    Make sure you have a /dev/dsp device file, too. by bwkaz2005-06-12 08:45:50
  Which browser? by Control2005-06-12 04:35:49
    It's not browser-specific. by LionsPhil2005-06-12 06:13:29
      Could have been a browser issue by Control2005-06-12 12:39:56
        That's for embedded media, like WAVs and MIDIs. by LionsPhil2005-06-12 12:58:45
    Amarok is going alright. by purplepineapple2005-06-12 04:54:33
Too early to be thinking. Help please? by AshyRaine2005-06-12 04:00:07
  They figure if you like each other enough by McGowan2005-06-12 07:17:09
    We were paying, hence emailing through the site (n (n/t) by AshyRaine2005-06-12 19:39:12
  Nevermind, I figured it out by AshyRaine2005-06-12 04:14:25
    Really? It's 9pm here and I have NO clue...! (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-06-12 04:17:46
      He employed a very simple device by AshyRaine2005-06-12 04:33:40
        Are you sure you like him? by MCNutcase2005-06-12 04:36:53
          Well, the codification method by Esteis2005-06-12 05:07:31
          Hah! by AshyRaine2005-06-12 04:40:58
            Oh dear. by ClosetGeek2005-06-12 04:52:45
              No, haven't seen the certificate by AshyRaine2005-06-12 04:58:53
                'only 30 miles'... by krikkert2005-06-12 06:24:39
                  Distance between me and Boyfriend, 119 mi. by esbita2005-06-12 08:39:21
                    Distance between me and SO by hieraco2005-06-12 09:30:34
                      Nope. by McNutcase2005-06-12 12:08:42
                        Me hangs head - Cookies and medals for McNut by hieraco2005-06-12 19:06:10
                          don't forget me! by niwikki2005-06-12 19:55:24
                            Me hangs....me! Irish coffee and cookies 4 niwikki by hieraco2005-06-12 21:29:53
                        and, of course, by niwikki2005-06-12 18:03:49
      I'm almost 40 and still have no clue... by Dshade2005-06-12 04:22:33
happy birthday to mee! by Jeff_UK2005-06-12 03:38:12
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by chaotic2005-06-12 13:05:45
  I double that and give you by notdeadyet2005-06-12 12:24:01
  Ah youthful enthusiam - I remember it well by hieraco2005-06-12 09:43:44
  Happy Birthday! by radiowave9112005-06-12 08:16:20
    Happy Bday by normc2005-06-12 08:37:12
  heh, Jeff_UK is losing the human race. by McGowan2005-06-12 06:34:32
    Congrats. You're both lapped so many times by adiplomat2005-06-12 07:29:58
  Happy birthday!! (n/t) by merlin2005-06-12 06:08:47
  Happy Birthday! by wheresthefish2005-06-12 05:20:14
  Well Done! by gak2005-06-12 04:33:23
  happy purzeltag by stacato2005-06-12 03:59:32
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by AshyRaine2005-06-12 03:55:50
Just reminded of this by shortandsweet... by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *cracks up* (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-06-12 05:54:22
  Sydney, New Zealand? Since when ?? by klaranth2005-06-12 03:52:26
  ^ Flash and sound warning (n/t) by Arachnid2005-06-12 02:37:25
I just noticed the modifier on Fellowship's rating by jmaxsohmer2005-06-12 02:23:20
  I prefer the ratings in Futurama by Arachnid2005-06-12 02:37:03
  Have a look over at imdb and search for the by ideur2005-06-12 02:33:11
    I love looking at that kind of info on imdb by purplepineapple2005-06-12 04:09:45
  My niece who is 6 yo finds it scary by Cokish2005-06-12 02:30:32
Sunrise... again. by jmaxsohmer2005-06-12 01:54:52
  the sun is evil by RoyIreson2005-06-12 02:55:55
Funny story about the Sears Tower. by hadji2005-06-12 01:52:01
  And with that, I'm going to bed. by hadji2005-06-12 01:54:29
Comment Board Trivia by count_02005-06-12 01:10:55
  Reggie Strickland by Plasma2005-06-12 21:04:41
  Sounds like my highschool boxing record by hieraco2005-06-12 09:22:40
  OT: thanks, count_0, for posting this thread. by Nea2005-06-12 03:44:31
Anyone who's considering any sort of gift for by hadji2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *groans* by esbita2005-06-12 05:48:05
  Any recipe with habanero peppers... by zeitnot2005-06-12 04:49:53
  Now that can't be that hot by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Daves Insanity Sauce. by RetiQlum22005-06-12 10:40:37
    Woah... Just looking at that site makes my tounge by dodrian2005-06-12 04:01:51
    I don't think it's that hot. by hadji2005-06-12 01:38:56
      16 million Scoville Units by d_C2006-11-19 12:23:33
    For a nice, hot, tasy sauce... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Next time I go out to that restaurant, by hadji2005-06-12 01:40:42
      s/tasy/tasty/ (n/t) by Kickstart2005-06-12 01:35:12
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
Pea roast... by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Try these changes by Arachnid2005-06-12 01:23:03
    Thanks, updated that page with the new style info. by MrTrick2005-06-12 01:37:36
      Yup by Arachnid2005-06-12 02:39:55
  *Flings peas at everyone* by hadji2005-06-12 00:58:07
So, uh, what's the GRE? by purplepineapple2005-06-12 00:37:41
  I took 'em, but I live here, by Ravenlock2005-06-12 08:40:40
  All your answers here... by jmaxsohmer2005-06-12 01:50:48
    hehe :D (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-06-12 04:05:20
  try here: by niwikki2006-11-19 12:55:59
    TOEFL is generally, but not always, waived. by krikkert2005-06-12 06:17:37
    Thank you! by purplepineapple2005-06-12 00:57:41
  GRE is roughly equivalent to a highschool diploma. by raptor_872005-06-12 00:41:31
    That's the GED, not the GRE. (n/t) by Celti2005-06-12 00:56:04
    What? by purplepineapple2005-06-12 00:42:56
      Do you know of any post-graduate courses that by hadji2005-06-12 01:02:42
        Most grad schools I know of... by imperito2005-06-12 01:08:27
      Because it's a US diploma? by Arivia2005-06-12 00:48:46
      I imagine he is thinking of GED... by imperito2005-06-12 00:44:11
        Yeah, I am. .lart raptor_87 (n/t) by raptor_872005-06-12 00:45:47
All hail Hoshizaki, the penguin lord of ice cubes! by raptor_872005-06-12 00:31:03
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by Kickstart2005-06-12 00:10:02
  Ghefeevelhaffer (found from 4 days back) by raptor_872005-06-12 00:40:02
Had to laugh at that one (n/t) by RubinCompServ2005-06-12 00:02:31
  I think I would only get in trouble because by RoyIreson2005-06-12 03:00:29
  I could see that happening. by skippy-ish_guy2005-06-12 00:07:20
    Haha, sehr gut! (n/t) by chrisP2005-06-12 01:45:25
  Oh dear. (n/t) by kyrasantae2005-06-12 00:05:08
Translations by Nea2005-06-12 00:01:01
  Deutsch / German (top post) (n/t) by leonidus2005-06-12 00:03:10
    by Leonidus by leonidus2005-06-12 00:12:33
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Nothing. (n/t) by krikkert2005-06-12 15:49:44
  A bunch of artsy stuff, some rendered 3D stuff, by fudje2005-06-12 14:14:37
  A LiveJournal full of my exciting life. by Spud312005-06-12 11:01:40
    seconded by chaotic2005-06-12 13:15:52
  Mmm, a bunch of pics, but thats more or less it by tumppu2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh my goodness gracious me! by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  pictures of my butt. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-06-12 08:53:51
  Some recordings of my amateur chamber group by Concept2005-06-12 07:46:58
  All kinds of shonk. by LionsPhil2005-06-12 06:18:43
    Good grief, by LionsPhil2005-06-12 06:21:32
  Idocs Guide to HTML by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  colorguard pictures by RoyIreson2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Just learned something about Opera (7.5x) by ChuckAB2005-06-12 05:48:56
      Holy Cow, that's shiny! by LionsPhil2005-06-12 06:16:43
  to see? not that I can think of... by niwikki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Many things by Arachnid2005-06-12 01:25:41
  My list of quotes. by jmaxsohmer2005-06-12 01:21:35
  Lots of things... by MrTrick2005-06-12 00:37:53
  Well, let's see... by purplepineapple2005-06-12 00:35:13
    hey by loving92009-07-11 00:22:48
  Well I did this tic tac toe thingy by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I like the non-US one. Took me a few rounds to by hieraco2005-06-12 00:41:35
      With the computer, it still goes to stalemate ever by McNutcase2005-06-12 01:11:10
        Rather that than M.A.D :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-06-12 03:43:29
          The only way to win is not to play. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-06-12 06:15:42
  Outside of UF? by ideur2005-06-12 00:10:37
  Lots of stuff, actually. by kyrasantae2005-06-12 00:06:30
  UF Digital Photography Club, by skippy-ish_guy2005-06-12 00:03:03
    Skipy you got DPC mail (so does DerSark) by hieraco2005-06-12 00:36:37
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  dwarfmencanformastablepyramid by ideur2005-06-12 00:04:14

 

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