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Cartoon for May 27, 2005
Strip for May 27, 2005
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<Eurythmics>here comes the rain again by rogue19712005-05-28 04:15:01
  the sun by bigelow_r2005-05-28 13:42:28
I like the boobies </Bill Clinton> (n/t) by SnArL2005-05-28 00:00:59
Why George Lucas must die. by McNutcAse2005-05-27 23:55:11
  did i block that out? When was it? (n/t) by Nightwind2005-05-28 20:17:03
    ***Possible Spoilers*** by shorty822005-05-28 22:47:35
  Agreed. I hate that part. by shorty822005-05-28 00:03:54
I'm back by chrisbee2005-05-27 23:27:59
  You're front too (n/t) by hieraco2005-05-28 01:58:11
Picture William Shatner... by SnArL2005-05-27 22:16:46
  Иice use of Cyrillic there. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2005-05-27 23:11:36
  This is sick ;) (n/t) by cuboci2005-05-27 22:54:16
    So am I ;) (n/t) by SnArL2005-05-27 22:59:50
  Hehe. by theanomaly2005-05-27 22:37:00
  Hey, I kinda like it here! by Llyr2005-05-27 22:20:22
    HEY! Cut that out! You'll wear out the springs! (n (n/t) by SnArL2005-05-27 22:27:50
      You keep springs in your head? by tnglives2005-05-27 22:39:29
I presume this means that if your box by chrisbee2005-05-27 21:21:23
  A low-probability risk from what I've read. by kahuana2005-05-27 22:48:29
    It doesn't require some other exploit by ToLazyToThink2005-05-27 23:58:55
  I was at the conference referenced. (n/t) by Myke2005-05-27 21:24:36
I am on... by Kickstart2005-05-27 20:35:37
  Hey, Kickstart... by Evil_Minion2005-05-27 22:08:40
  I demand fully CSS styling of posts in ++ARS. by LionsPhil2005-05-27 20:46:23
    How about blink? (n/t) by Llyr2005-05-27 20:55:50
      *thwacks llyr with the book of mozilla* by raptor_872005-05-27 21:07:20
  User Disabled by Myke2005-05-27 20:39:24
    Bah! (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-27 20:41:03
D-Link router problems by Egaeus2005-05-27 20:33:20
  Tried reinstalling TCP/IP drivers? by kahuana2005-05-27 23:10:08
    TCP/IP reinstall procedure for Win 2K/XP boxen: by kahuana2005-05-27 23:19:39
    TCP/IP reinstall for Win 9x boxen: by kahuana2005-05-27 23:11:07
      You're forgetting the first three steps: by themadkansan2005-05-27 23:22:32
  "DeLink" by Myke2005-05-27 20:40:37
  Hmm by theanomaly2005-05-27 20:36:46
TC:E - anyone? (n/t) by theanomaly2005-05-27 20:20:05
Went to see Kingdom of Heaven last night by Arachnid2005-05-27 20:13:57
  About the size of the moon, innit? :) (n/t) by Illiad2005-05-27 20:34:02
    Yup. How's Tyrone doing? (n/t) by Arachnid2005-05-27 22:58:34
16 hours straight..no food... by peired2005-05-27 19:58:58
  Try 29 hours no sleep. (n/t) by talon07202005-05-27 21:02:53
  No food??? by SnappingTurtle2005-05-27 20:08:11
  Where you at? Want me to send pizza? (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-05-27 20:03:25
  I'm at 12:30 and counting. (n/t) by nix2005-05-27 20:01:09
Sun computers are awesome. by theanomaly2005-05-27 18:51:44
  ÜberGeek *droooool* by shadowsystems2005-05-27 21:26:04
    *retrieves jaw from floor* by theanomaly2005-05-27 22:38:46
  Had a pair of those on my desk by Myke2005-05-27 19:41:38
It's raining cats and dogs! by jiteo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  FYOSS? by nitsuj2005-05-27 21:11:17
  ROFL! I LOVES it, I does! (n/t) by SnArL2005-05-27 20:49:34
    Man, you can get LOTS of points for bouncing them by SnArL2005-05-27 21:06:31
  my wife hates you by PsychoI3oy2005-05-27 19:48:29
    she must have gotten over the shock by PsychoI3oy2005-05-27 19:57:31
      I got over 15000 (n/t) by nitsuj2005-05-27 22:29:32
  Warped. 3895. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 18:58:54
    5090 (n/t) by SnArL2005-05-27 21:41:21
      6730. I hate you, I can't stop playing! (n/t) by SnArL2005-05-27 21:49:50
        Darn you to heck! I only got 5865! (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 22:54:10
    More warped than firing them out of a cannon? (n/t by Arachnid2005-05-27 19:30:36
  Don't step in a poodle. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-05-27 18:44:05
RealVNC question by theanomaly2005-05-27 18:31:34
  0.0.0.0/0 or 0.0.0.0/0.0.0.0 depending on notation (n/t) by Arachnid2005-05-27 18:37:40
    And thanks to you as well! (n/t) by theanomaly2005-05-27 19:06:07
  FakeVNC answer (kinda, more of a guess) by jiteo2005-05-27 18:35:21
    Only numeric/letter input will be taken by theanomaly2005-05-27 18:38:27
      *mutter* I take part of that back. by theanomaly2005-05-27 18:46:30
        Aaaaand... success. Thanks! (n/t) by theanomaly2005-05-27 18:58:26
duh by nix2005-05-27 18:10:36
  Duh is not listed in WordNet (n/t) by nitsuj2005-05-27 22:20:20
  Yeah, right. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 18:11:38
    That's a little different. by nix2005-05-27 18:40:11
    no, that's just sarcasm. (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-05-27 18:16:58
      I'm sure it is. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 18:17:46
        naw, really? (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-05-27 18:18:13
Chicago UFie Meet by imwacc02006-11-19 12:55:59
mmmm Enterprise Backups.... by babywhizIT2005-05-27 17:05:24
  Thrusters full reverse! (n/t) by Kithplana2005-05-27 17:35:02
    Emergency Warp -5 ! (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 17:36:19
      Uh, captain, we could just turn around. (n/t) by tnglives2005-05-27 20:01:34
        But you don't get the nifty beepy noise that way. (n/t) by Kithplana2005-05-27 20:05:47
          That sounds like something Pirk would say. by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
            Another fan! (but I'm a sucker for Finnish stuff) by kyrasantae2005-05-27 21:32:49
F Sprint!!! by Glytch782005-05-27 16:24:12
  Wow...that's odd by AshyRaine2005-05-27 16:30:50
    lol by Glytch782005-05-27 16:31:53
      No problem! (n/t) by AshyRaine2005-05-27 16:44:11
  {{{Glytch78}}} by Reddy2005-05-27 16:26:23
    all information is correct by Glytch782005-05-27 16:31:09
      you are getting all of your other bills?? by Reddy2005-05-27 16:34:05
        No problems there by Glytch782005-05-27 16:37:49
its too quiet.... by williamashbless2005-05-27 16:09:00
  Sorry, I'm busy freezing hell over. by LionsPhil2005-05-27 16:52:16
    Yah. That freaked me out some. by McNutcAse2005-05-27 21:51:47
      Glee. >=) (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-28 06:12:37
    *gasp* LionsPhil must've converted to Firefox! (n/ (n/t) by Arachnid2005-05-27 17:00:20
      I said "freezing hell over". by LionsPhil2005-05-27 17:06:51
        Sell-out! by wheresthefish2005-05-27 17:25:56
          And how! by LionsPhil2005-05-27 17:34:00
            "And how!" by theanomaly2005-05-27 18:33:55
  I think everyone left by Reddy2005-05-27 16:22:45
  This looks better :P by abaron2005-05-27 16:21:48
  *hits the snooze button* by Yog_Sothoth2005-05-27 16:21:28
  A 6-character language with punctuation? by tnglives2005-05-27 16:21:02
  *throws bucket of cold water at william /* by OsteSpiser2005-05-27 16:19:30
    WEAARRRRGH (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 16:20:22
      ..can I go back to sleep now?? (n/t) by OsteSpiser2005-05-27 16:31:32
        No. No sleeping. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 16:36:45
          Tell that to my cats. (n/t) by tnglives2005-05-27 16:42:46
  I'm up...I'm up...where's the fire?!! (n/t) by Dshade2005-05-27 16:15:03
    Umm......... over there! (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 16:17:57
I am doing a bit of daquiri research.. by lab rat2005-05-27 15:42:44
  If you bring any of them by zelda2005-05-27 18:12:03
    To "the boil" not "a boil"..but funny, now go home (n/t) by lab rat2005-05-27 18:44:02
  Three suggestions: by RetiQlum22005-05-27 15:47:36
  A enclosed smoking chamber like they use... by williamashbless2005-05-27 15:46:49
  strawberry by Reddy2005-05-27 15:43:59
Alright kids, I'm out for the weekend. by RetiQlum22005-05-27 15:33:50
  *sniffle* by Fayth2005-05-27 18:56:03
  Like breaking my legs?? (n/t) by lab rat2005-05-27 15:40:56
  have fun (n/t) by Reddy2005-05-27 15:35:44
Defunct TV shows && what I'd like to see by particle_canine2005-05-27 15:27:48
  Along similar Lines by tesla_koil2005-05-27 16:15:40
    How bout 7 days? (n/t) by joecrouse2005-05-27 18:55:00
  Don't forget firefly by MikeCDN2005-05-27 15:43:16
    I couldn't comment on that one, actually. by particle_canine2005-05-27 15:46:43
      I did the same thing, untill DVD (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-05-27 16:15:15
Wanna go home. by themadkansan2005-05-27 15:27:29
  *herds the morons into a single padded room* by babywhizIT2005-05-27 16:42:36
He said RotS was it, but he changed his mind. by PsychoI3oy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  lets face it, what we want, is evil luke.. by Nightwind2005-05-27 16:49:30
    Warning: SPOILER by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 19:40:10
    Wasn't Luke already evil? by farfalla2005-05-27 17:00:54
  Episode .5 by thread_killer2005-05-27 15:55:33
    Origins? by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 19:37:59
    The first ten min by Glytch782005-05-27 15:58:08
      The path to the dark side be that. by tnglives2005-05-27 16:09:02
  ok, how bout this: STAR WARS MOVIE by PsychoI3oy2005-05-27 15:47:11
Woot! by dire_lobo2005-05-27 15:10:38
  {{{Dire Lobo}}} by Reddy2005-05-27 15:19:09
00:10 am - about the time by m.b.b.h2005-05-27 15:09:44
  I believe the military pronounces it: by PsychoI3oy2005-05-27 15:28:08
    00:10 by joecrouse2005-05-27 21:56:31
  When is midnight? by Myke2005-05-27 15:14:32
    Or 24:00. I've seen a few clocks like that. by Tomo2005-05-27 15:16:31
      Never seen that. by Myke2005-05-27 15:17:50
        24:00 is valid for end times, but by ManiacJoe2005-05-27 17:01:12
  either 12:10 am or 0:10 the 24 hour clock has no by techi8702005-05-27 15:12:09
  12:10 A.M. by shimguts2005-05-27 15:11:58
  dark... late... or 12:10 am by dire_lobo2005-05-27 15:11:16
You know you watch too much TLC when ... by Rogue19712005-05-27 15:06:08
  You know you watch too much TLC when... by MikeCDN2005-05-27 15:44:40
  by the way you should get a package early next by techi8702005-05-27 15:12:57
    plblark! by Rogue19712005-05-27 15:28:36
    never saw a post about gift circle by Rogue19712005-05-27 15:25:32
W:ET anyone? (battery) (n/t) by maximumbob2005-05-27 14:51:25
ARRRGH. by williamashbless2005-05-27 14:49:30
Stop it or you'll go blind by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  OMG!!!! The nuns where RIGHT!!!!!!!!! (n/t) by Rogue19712005-05-27 15:07:43
  *ding-a-ling-a-ling* by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Search in page for 'blind' by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
*Pushes the Smite button* (n/t) by shimguts2005-05-27 14:36:59
  *BLAM!* by wheresthefish2005-05-27 15:32:58
  You forgot to charge the lasers. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-27 14:44:06
  Smite function not configured. Contact your system by chipmunk22005-05-27 14:43:38
    Smite 2.2 now available for download. Click by SouthpawPL2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *ZWOT!* by rottweiler2005-05-27 14:41:21
Informal poll by farfalla2005-05-27 14:02:35
  Here. It's my homepage. by shadowsystems2005-05-27 21:38:43
  randomly by m.b.b.h2005-05-27 15:05:27
  Welll, its a mixed bag by wtfunkymonkey2005-05-27 14:59:12
  My pick by Fayth2005-05-27 14:49:22
  I have half a dozen 'favourite' sites. by Glum_Reaper2005-05-27 14:48:55
  I don't use the 'web. by LionsPhil2005-05-27 14:39:42
  Does hitting refresh count? by AndyA2005-05-27 14:37:33
  Other than UF: by RetiQlum22005-05-27 14:19:51
  I don't have a "favourite" website by Illiad2005-05-27 14:16:35
  I visit my favorite websites several times a day by evilsysadmin2005-05-27 14:15:24
  Informal answers by chipmunk22005-05-27 14:06:11
Ethics: WiFi Problems at Coffee Shop by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Finally gonna weigh in by chipmunk22005-05-27 16:20:10
    You don't always know who is the host by MikeCDN2005-05-27 16:24:07
      This is true by chipmunk22005-05-27 16:26:53
  That's too bad. by mortaine2005-05-27 15:30:41
    Clearly... by Illiad2005-05-27 16:10:24
    Edit. Edit. Edit. by particle_canine2005-05-27 15:39:48
      *eyeroll* by mortaine2005-05-27 15:59:53
        that must hurt by particle_canine2005-05-27 16:23:01
  They should set up a system by MikeCDN2005-05-27 15:08:54
  Freedom in a commons brings ruin to all by SoylentGreen2006-11-19 12:55:59
  How Many Coffee shops still use ceramic/glass by evilsysadmin2005-05-27 14:31:06
    Most of the ones here use thick paper cups by evilsysadmin2005-05-27 14:37:30
      I've never thought about that (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-05-27 15:10:47
    Cheaper, apparently. by Tomo2005-05-27 14:37:19
      Most clubs have a 'no glass' policy for safety by evilsysadmin2005-05-27 14:39:37
        Yup. All the clubs I've worked at had that policy. by Tomo2005-05-27 14:51:47
          Really?? by Reddy2005-05-27 15:40:01
    Every single one around here, although by Yazdi2005-05-27 14:35:20
    My coffee shop chain of choice does by Illiad2005-05-27 14:34:50
      Blenz is teh b0mb! by MikeCDN2005-05-27 15:10:06
  My take on it: by RetiQlum22005-05-27 14:26:25
    I see that image in my mirrror every day by joecrouse2005-05-27 14:32:05
      Is she already your MIL? by zelda2005-05-27 15:03:07
        Soon to be but shes already acting like by joecrouse2005-05-27 15:08:47
          My mother has declared by zelda2005-05-27 15:27:38
            My SO cant go a week without seeing by joecrouse2005-05-27 18:35:33
    Oh, and using access without... by RetiQlum22005-05-27 14:30:36
  In their car yet in range? by LionsPhil2005-05-27 14:17:38
    At my shop last week (even without the Wifi) by evilsysadmin2005-05-27 14:27:15
      I see something similar in trains and buses. by Esteis2005-05-27 14:39:16
    Yes, but... by Illiad2005-05-27 14:19:10
      Ah. by LionsPhil2005-05-27 14:25:11
  They are serving up unsecured WiFI? by Peace_man2005-05-27 14:10:51
    No way by mortaine2005-05-27 15:38:10
      I agree that this would be the best idea. by Peace_man2005-05-27 15:51:08
        Like throwing a lamb to the wolves.... by mortaine2005-05-27 16:02:18
          Sure, I can do that... by shadowsystems2005-05-27 21:50:33
          Not (a AND b) == (Not A) Or (Not B) by tnglives2005-05-27 16:30:22
            <pedant> Actually, that was (not A) and (not B)... (n/t) by bwkaz2005-05-27 17:40:16
    Roll up the rim - for access. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2005-05-27 14:56:30
      It'd be the only good thing about TH's coffee (n/t by Kickstart2005-05-27 15:02:51
        I've tried a few of the *others* by kahuana2005-05-27 15:11:40
    Yup...even have it stamped on their cups :) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-27 14:26:37
  Because it's not "fashionable." by esbita2005-05-27 14:07:03
    Well said. by Illiad2005-05-27 14:11:05
  I agree with the Coffee Shop by aix tom2005-05-27 14:05:47
    Similar Problem with Borders Books. by shadowsystems2005-05-27 22:21:02
    Password on receipt is a brilliant idea (n/t) by penguintrip2005-05-27 14:12:50
      People would find a way around it. by AndyA2005-05-27 14:26:41
        Not everyone goes for social interaction by MikeCDN2005-05-27 15:40:31
        They didn't want to talk to you anyway by mortaine2005-05-27 15:34:59
          No, my objection is that they are there by AndyA2005-05-27 15:50:02
  I'm not surprised at the problem by Tomo2005-05-27 14:03:48
    Yeah, that doesn't help. by Illiad2005-05-27 14:07:44
      mmm, I have to disagree there by MikeCDN2005-05-27 15:19:47
        I think we've already been over this. by Illiad2005-05-27 15:26:35
          Yeah your right we did :) by MikeCDN2005-05-27 15:33:45
            And if the SSID isn't in the beacons, is it still by bwkaz2005-05-27 17:26:41
              uh, one you have to snoop for it by MikeCDN2005-05-27 18:22:40
            Oh come on... by Illiad2005-05-27 15:48:31
              YES! by MikeCDN2005-05-27 15:49:38
                PINKO!!!111eleven (n/t) by Illiad2005-05-27 15:50:34
                  Oh come on, think about it for a second by MikeCDN2005-05-27 15:52:49
                    Right, it's off to Re-education for you!! by Illiad2005-05-27 16:12:31
                      ANARCHIST! by MikeCDN2005-05-27 16:17:29
                        YES!! Anarcho-Syndicalists Communes R Us!! (n/t) by Illiad2005-05-27 16:19:07
                          ASCRU by MikeCDN2005-05-27 16:22:42
      You mean it's unethical for me to use by SnArL2005-05-27 14:42:15
        Thermonuclear weaponry. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-27 14:42:47
          Wrong nick, eh? (n/t) by Tomo2005-05-27 14:52:27
            Only if it qualifies as escalation. by tnglives2005-05-27 16:24:39
              SUVs are overrated! by OsteSpiser2005-05-27 16:42:26
            What makes you think that? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-27 16:13:18
  Downtown by Nightwind2005-05-27 14:02:24
  Slightly different question... by Myke2005-05-27 14:01:28
    At the shop where I hang out I usually buy a drink by evilsysadmin2005-05-27 14:08:20
    Dunno. I'd say it's case-by-case. by Illiad2005-05-27 14:05:23
      Yep, definitely the busy-ness factor. by aix tom2005-05-27 14:07:24
  Those drinks look great by Reddy2005-05-27 14:00:22
  Sumthin for nuthin - Great ol' USA by airborneric2005-05-27 13:58:16
    *get your chicks for free* (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-05-27 21:00:48
    In ain't just in the US of A by Illiad2005-05-27 14:02:13
      And the UK. by LionsPhil2005-05-27 14:27:45
        Netherlands: check. (n/t) by Esteis2005-05-27 14:40:39
2 hours to vacation.... by Kickstart2005-05-27 13:52:12
  Horus... by TechisSO2005-05-27 14:16:59
    Ra is the sun god (n/t) by emlaabs2005-05-27 14:57:30
  They will keep away. by aix tom2005-05-27 13:57:13
  I have boys on vacation already by Reddy2005-05-27 13:55:43
Can Microsoft SQL and SMS be hosted by airborneric2005-05-27 13:48:25
  No clue. by Myke2005-05-27 14:02:35
The Friday Chellenge by Nightwind2005-05-27 13:29:55
  I once knew a man from Nantucket... by evilsysadmin2005-05-27 14:35:06
  From "Matilda", by Roald Dahl: by Esteis2005-05-27 14:05:47
  My atempt by Nightwind2005-05-27 13:55:55
  You bastidge! by RetiQlum22005-05-27 13:43:37
  Oh my... by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I have a book by Isaac Aasimov: by RetiQlum22005-05-27 13:37:50
Why the heck did I decide to become a home owner? by ToLazyToThink2005-05-27 13:22:58
  Before I forget by Imp2005-05-27 15:00:42
  Check the breaker box by Imp2005-05-27 14:58:47
    Isn't this a bad idea? by uplatecoding2005-05-27 17:45:25
  The washer's your potential probem here by chipmunk22005-05-27 13:32:10
  You'll need to check your local building codes by DesertRat662005-05-27 13:29:00
    More important than a permit: by RetiQlum22005-05-27 13:39:41
  It depends on a few things: by RetiQlum22005-05-27 13:28:36
    Oh, and without knowing more details... by RetiQlum22005-05-27 13:51:12
    Which is why I like BS7671 16th Ed. by Tomo2005-05-27 13:44:09
      True, one thing about that DOES bug me though by chipmunk22005-05-27 13:49:21
Power failure in Toronto? by Myke2005-05-27 13:19:25
  Lights flickered (only) at Bay and Charles by LthrOttr2005-05-27 13:27:08
    Only? by Myke2005-05-27 13:28:11
  Myke can you send me a email to the address in my by techi8702005-05-27 13:23:48
    Sent. (n/t) by Myke2005-05-27 13:42:11
      replied from my work account. (n/t) by techi8702005-05-27 13:48:42
        didn't realize you STILL worked there. by Myke2005-05-27 13:59:31
          I'm a contractor, I don't really count as a person (n/t) by techi8702005-05-27 15:02:53
            heh. (n/t) by Myke2005-05-27 15:18:44
    In a few minutes by Myke2005-05-27 13:27:06
  Confirmed. by Myke2005-05-27 13:22:11
  Attack of the FSB by merlin2005-05-27 13:21:10
    Nope. (n/t) by Myke2005-05-27 13:22:40
      Was mostly a joke. :) (n/t) by merlin2005-05-27 13:24:10
Intel Launches Pentium D by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  and DRM added for nothing! by Fandango2005-05-27 13:35:31
  heh, took them long enough by Freakazoid2005-05-27 13:29:29
  And the best part of dual-core, if your an M$ shop by merlin2005-05-27 13:06:23
    Oh. That'll change pretty fast. by kahuana2005-05-27 13:18:24
      Actually, they'll have to change to that. by tnglives2005-05-27 13:23:19
        So, if I understand you correctly.. by romandas2005-05-27 17:43:21
          Win2k in particular is subject to that. by tnglives2005-05-27 19:58:53
      Well, duh. by EvilLionsPhil2005-05-27 13:20:46
        No. by Jeff D M2005-05-27 13:33:34
          Some hints, by Pic2005-05-27 13:45:36
            It's cute how you all think I'm LionsPhil. (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2005-05-27 14:08:00
              Of course you're not by Yazdi2005-05-27 14:26:12
                It's a goatee. by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Aren't you? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-27 14:11:34
                Hell, don't ask *me*. (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2005-05-27 14:15:44
            Thanks. I was probably a bit harsh. by tnglives2005-05-27 14:04:25
          *facepalm* Dude, you've been trolled. by tnglives2005-05-27 13:42:20
          Did you notice who posted that? (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-05-27 13:41:05
PBX question. by shorty822005-05-27 12:44:24
  I love UF! :-) I knew if I posted this here by shorty822005-05-27 13:51:09
    Boo. Hisss. You posted while I was at lunch. by AndyA2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *tips hat* It's a pleasure. You're welcome! (n/t) by VCA2005-05-27 13:54:12
  All in the dial-plans :) (n/t) by Myke2005-05-27 13:20:06
  about the trunks by Imp2005-05-27 13:06:58
    That's why it's a pair of trunks. *goes swimmin'* (n/t) by tnglives2005-05-27 13:27:26
    I know what PBX stands for, by shorty822005-05-27 13:12:14
      PBX phones by Imp2005-05-27 13:24:54
        Most of the Siemens phones I've seen do have by shorty822005-05-27 13:38:58
      That's right by VCA2005-05-27 13:18:41
        What's HiCom? by shorty822005-05-27 13:26:02
          HiCom is the name of the Siemens PBXs by VCA2005-05-27 13:33:05
          Telco techs on drugs =-O (n/t) by merlin2005-05-27 13:26:57
            Very funny...I'll have to remember that (n/t) by VCA2005-05-27 13:33:20
    On our system, the phones won't work in another by merlin2005-05-27 13:09:11
      They don't have Set Relocation turned on!? by VCA2005-05-27 13:17:26
        I guess, I don't know. by merlin2005-05-27 13:20:17
          Well, some thoughts... by LthrOttr2005-05-27 13:32:58
            Ah, yes, the Definities... by VCA2005-05-27 13:39:25
              We have Tadiran by Imp2005-05-27 15:09:56
  The answer is something called DID by VCA2005-05-27 12:59:22
    One question. by shorty822005-05-27 13:18:54
      Short answer: it's a Siemens by VCA2005-05-27 13:31:24
        Guess the system wasn't sanely set up then by shorty822005-05-27 13:44:38
    Thanks a bunch. by shorty822005-05-27 13:04:49
    So we have two Meridians, in two separate by merlin2005-05-27 13:04:47
      It depends on how the two Meridians are talking by VCA2005-05-27 13:10:42
        Why does it not surprise me that yet another by merlin2005-05-27 13:12:39
          Wow! That is not a small number by VCA2005-05-27 13:14:09
            hehehe by merlin2005-05-27 13:18:12
    Quick question prompted by your post by chipmunk22005-05-27 13:04:39
      The EN is long since internalized by VCA2005-05-27 13:12:53
  That would be a DDI/Centrex system by chipmunk22005-05-27 12:58:46
    Not always the case. by AndyA2005-05-27 14:07:32
    This is a Florida state Uni, it's not a Centrex by VCA2005-05-27 13:02:39
      Ahh okay, I've come across that before where by chipmunk22005-05-27 13:06:07
    Thanks. by shorty822005-05-27 13:01:26
      Onsite operators are no problem with the Siemens by VCA2005-05-27 13:15:36
        From what I understand 911 works the same way here by shorty822005-05-27 13:23:36
          Funny, it's different here by VCA2005-05-27 13:43:12
            I don't know about 9-911. I'm only guessing on by shorty822005-05-27 13:46:57
              I only know 'cause I was briefed by VCA2005-05-27 13:50:05
                I remember when we couldn't dial 911 by chipmunk22005-05-27 13:56:25
                  Wouldn't work at all around here. by shorty822005-05-27 14:11:30
                    Yes, this was another issue we had by chipmunk22005-05-27 14:14:46
              s/hoe/hope/ (n/t) by shorty822005-05-27 13:47:12
      Yes, it can also I believe handle by chipmunk22005-05-27 13:07:41
  Don't know, but my office PBX works like your uni (n/t) by merlin2005-05-27 12:46:40
    Not surprising, it is, IMO, a good way of doing it by shorty822005-05-27 12:57:10
      We have two full exchanges that 'belong' to by merlin2005-05-27 13:00:44
Great. Bad news before the weekend. by talon07202005-05-27 12:38:18
  At least it's after the trip. {{{talon0720}}} (n/t) by merlin2005-05-27 12:42:06
So what are you doing for Memorial Day? by RetiQlum22005-05-27 12:38:04
  I use to goto 93X-fest by Glytch782005-05-27 16:46:40
  A fun weekend of employment at a cafe! by Kithplana2005-05-27 15:13:57
  Riding to DC with Rolling Thunder by airborneric2005-05-27 13:55:11
  Home in Pgh w/Mom and my fiancee. (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-05-27 13:51:01
  Last minute packing and storing stuff. by lucidpsyche2005-05-27 13:23:42
    Good luck. Study hard. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-05-27 13:49:43
      thanks ... I'll try. :-) (n/t) by lucidpsyche2005-05-27 14:21:09
  Working... :-( (n/t) by Imp2005-05-27 13:07:41
Lunchtime W:ET? (need explosions) (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 12:25:32
  Sure. (n/t) by Pic2005-05-27 12:32:49
This is not a good start to the weekend. by Illiad2005-05-27 12:22:07
  Ah, the old bait and switch. by Ravenlock2005-05-27 13:54:46
  And now you put me off my afternoon snack. (n/t) by esbita2005-05-27 12:52:16
  It's the old bait and switch tactic, by run.dll2005-05-27 12:52:04
  Our local landscapers, Bikini Lawn Care! by penguintrip2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hehe... awesome... by Scirocco2005-05-27 13:07:31
    I think I need to get a yard. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-05-27 12:39:27
      I'm thinking of laying sod by run.dll2005-05-27 12:48:45
  do you want a wire bush? by scragman2005-05-27 12:29:42
    oopz by scragman2005-05-27 12:32:48
      and you mean "brush" not "bush", right? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2005-05-27 12:43:18
        Ouch. That would *chafe*. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-27 13:07:56
        Gah! by scragman2005-05-27 13:05:25
  *giggles* by Reddy2005-05-27 12:29:29
  lol (n/t) by techi8702005-05-27 12:28:00
  Ah.. jeez.. now I got beer all over my screen.. by Corvus_One2005-05-27 12:26:48
  lemme go call 911 by MatthewDBA2005-05-27 12:26:16
  LOL. by RetiQlum22006-11-19 12:55:59
  See, this is karma for not posting pix of the by merlin2005-05-27 12:24:10
    For $DEITY 's sake QUIET! by williamashbless2005-05-27 12:26:10
      And then we ALL would need a braille keyboard.. ( (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-05-27 12:29:34
        or the straight minority of us... (n/t) by shminux2005-05-27 12:31:23
          Minority? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-27 13:06:01
            according to Kinsey, 100% straight are a minority (n/t) by shminux2005-05-27 13:53:34
              If you're going to percent-ise it, by LionsPhil2005-05-27 14:30:05
  *snerk**HICCOUGH**hack**hack* by williamashbless2005-05-27 12:24:02
Who's on first, by hadji2005-05-27 12:11:47
  not quite. by basher202005-05-27 13:45:16
  I Don't Know by da-gimp2005-05-27 12:20:59
    3rd base! question is do you know the entire team by joecrouse2005-05-27 14:42:25
      *chuckle* (n/t) by Esteis2005-05-27 16:25:33
    No, he has to wait till by MatthewDBA2005-05-27 12:23:15
      Tomorrow's catching by basher202005-05-27 13:42:44
        wrong IF you listen to the radio sketch you by joecrouse2005-05-27 14:46:13
        Who would name their kid "Forever Unknown"? (n/t) by tnglives2005-05-27 14:07:10
  Of course not! by Peace_man2005-05-27 12:14:56
IM Client for PalmOS/Treo 600 by vetitice2005-05-27 11:55:07
  No. by Myke2005-05-27 13:54:53
    Didn't finish my thought. by Myke2005-05-27 14:59:03
      Not optimal for this requirement. by Vetitice2005-05-27 20:50:42
    Oh, well, thanks anyway. (n/t) by vetitice2005-05-27 14:03:38
UFicle: VoIP question by Illiad2005-05-27 11:54:13
  UserFriendly! by SnappingTurtle2005-05-27 12:11:44
    Bwahahahaha.. by Corvus_One2005-05-27 12:17:25
  TeamSpeak ;) (n/t) by BrainBug2005-05-27 12:10:44
  one group I know uses ventrilo... by Chronos12005-05-27 12:10:01
  If you have a spare box hanging around... by mcnutcase2005-05-27 12:06:04
    Probably the best / easiest. by Myke2005-05-27 12:12:01
      This could be done on one of the client boxen. by mcnutcase2005-05-27 12:13:56
  NetMeeting!! *flee* by merlin2005-05-27 12:05:58
    Um, never mind by merlin2005-05-27 12:20:31
  a skype workaround is to use 2 PCs with speakers by shminux2005-05-27 12:02:45
    Good heavens. by Illiad2005-05-27 12:05:11
      not if you only enable speaker/mic by shminux2005-05-27 12:10:18
  CUSeeMe perhaps? by RetiQlum22005-05-27 12:01:09
    I'll check, thx by Illiad2005-05-27 12:02:33
I need a good A+ course... by esbita2005-05-27 11:52:59
  I recently went throught this and have mine by dad2tzk2005-05-27 14:20:03
  ever thought of... by magekka2005-05-27 12:13:09
    They can be pretty expensive though (n/t) by merlin2005-05-27 12:21:59
*wails the wail of the illprepared* by treehugger2005-05-27 11:31:44
  Noooooo!!!! (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-05-27 11:48:54
    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-27 13:13:22
From the political compass website by astro-g2005-05-27 11:28:46
  As rare as it is for me to defend John Paul II by carl522005-05-27 12:53:56
  JPII hated democracy by penguintrip2005-05-27 12:48:18
  That seems to be taken out of context. by Peace_man2005-05-27 12:06:17
    If people always thought the "right thoughts" by esbita2005-05-27 13:55:51
      That might explain why Pope John Paul II by Peace_man2005-05-27 14:27:46
  Well.... by mortaine2005-05-27 12:02:50
Illiad and Kickstart, by xcheopis2005-05-27 11:16:59
  Check yer mail. (n/t) by Illiad2005-05-27 12:04:05
    Got it. by xcheopis2005-05-27 12:07:21
  Accepted. by Kickstart2005-05-27 11:31:34
    Thank you. by xcheopis2005-05-27 12:06:27
    *here, have a cookie!* =) by babywhizIT2005-05-27 12:04:30
      Or a "vookie"? :) (n/t) by firehawk2005-05-27 13:09:38
*pokes adiplomat* by babywhizIT2005-05-27 11:11:10
ATTN: jmaxsohmer by merlin2005-05-27 11:09:04
  Nope, I figured it out. by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 11:41:10
    Okay, then it's coming down :) (n/t) by merlin2005-05-27 11:57:29
Mmmmm...Clam Chowdah! (n/t) by SnArL2005-05-27 11:08:27
  Mmmm, Crawfish! (n/t) by Darth Rattus2005-05-27 11:11:06
    All this talk about Louisianna cooking... by RetiQlum22005-05-27 11:57:48
    Hey, I know you! ;-P (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-05-27 11:20:34
      Yes, my transformation is complete. (n/t) by Darth Rattus2005-05-27 11:24:06
    Shut up! Don't tease, it's not nice! by SnArL2005-05-27 11:16:39
      Crawfish pie, red beans & rice, and by Havoc2005-05-27 11:22:58
        One of things I'll eat while I'm down there: by carthax2005-05-27 11:26:47
          No, No, No...your po'boy will be eaten in by Darth Rattus2005-05-27 11:30:54
          We have a nice place here by Havoc2005-05-27 11:29:19
            True po'boys are not round. (n/t) by Darth Rattus2005-05-27 11:32:45
              The hubcap is the other foods, by Havoc2005-05-27 11:38:40
            Louisiana Express, that is. by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Now you went and made me all hungry. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-05-27 11:25:18
      Sorry, that was insensitive of me (n/t) by Darth Rattus2005-05-27 11:22:57
This movie made my list.. by Corvus_One2006-11-19 12:55:59
  For some reason I can't get Quick Time to by ChuckAB2005-05-27 12:08:30
    Fixed it. by ChuckAB2005-05-27 12:32:42
      A 'Help' button that... by RetiQlum22005-05-27 12:49:36
        Well, the "Help" button was the beginning. by ChuckAB2005-05-27 19:43:01
  OK for the younger kids, or over their heads? by penguintrip2005-05-27 11:27:10
    Bwa-ha! You're one of the penguins! by Corvus_One2005-05-27 11:31:21
      Was actually inquiring your opinion by penguintrip2005-05-27 11:58:37
        You know, you can actually see the by Corvus_One2006-11-19 12:55:59
Firefox opinion - rant- question by hieraco2005-05-27 10:59:07
  Meanwhile, in Opera-land... >;) by LionsPhil2005-05-27 13:15:58
  Yes. And I'm quite certain it's not spyware... (n/ (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 11:46:30
  One solution by SoylentGreen2005-05-27 11:45:48
  No popups here. by Pic2005-05-27 11:32:04
    None here either. by bwkaz2005-05-27 13:49:06
  Not just in FF but IE as well. by wtfunkymonkey2005-05-27 11:05:30
    And lynch any site designers who create by AndyA2005-05-27 11:08:32
      Especially as you can fall back to regular windows by LionsPhil2005-05-27 13:19:54
      I actually like the separate windows for 'help' or by merlin2005-05-27 11:10:10
        right click -> new tab? by AndyA2005-05-27 11:16:49
          right click -> new tab == center click by chipmunk22005-05-27 11:26:10
            Just a little tricky with a 2 button trackball ;-) (n/t) by AndyA2005-05-27 11:31:23
              Chords? My wife's trackball driver by ChuckAB2005-05-27 11:39:40
                I think the later versions can. by AndyA2005-05-27 11:41:44
        And thats an easy thing to do by wtfunkymonkey2005-05-27 11:15:18
  Yep, me too. And from the same sites. by ChuckAB2005-05-27 11:04:20
    Which sites? by Havoc2005-05-27 11:06:09
      I opened up Comics.com and got the by ChuckAB2005-05-27 11:08:53
        I'm not having a problem with this at all by MatthewDBA2005-05-27 11:43:41
          correction by MatthewDBA2005-05-27 11:44:48
        Strange... by BrainBug2005-05-27 11:35:30
        That's the issue right there. by shorty822005-05-27 11:09:57
          I tightened up FF a little, and it appears to be by ChuckAB2005-05-27 11:21:39
          The Proxomitron by wtfunkymonkey2005-05-27 11:18:55
            Proximitron's a bit old anymore by Freakazoid2005-05-27 11:29:12
      *twitch, wibble* by wtfunkymonkey2005-05-27 11:07:07
  Nope by Havoc2005-05-27 11:03:18
    *checks* by ChuckAB2005-05-27 11:29:24
  Yep. Ever since a way around the blocker was found by shorty822005-05-27 11:03:00
  *ahem* by kyrasantae2005-05-27 11:02:45
    Whoops, sitting here on the kitchen table by hieraco2005-05-27 11:18:41
      s'ok. (n/t) by kyrasantae2005-05-27 11:37:25
    May be spyware but also Firefox's by shorty822005-05-27 11:07:07
      There's a workaround for it. by wtfunkymonkey2005-05-27 11:09:33
        How do I set that? (n/t) by shorty822005-05-27 11:10:37
          You cant, yet. by wtfunkymonkey2005-05-27 11:15:53
Woah. by mcnutcase2005-05-27 10:32:08
  Watch the dollar crash tomorrow :-) by wheresthefish2005-05-27 10:53:37
    Just becasue you don't see them there... by AndyA2005-05-27 11:06:03
      Are they likely to be worried about something like by mcnutcase2005-05-27 11:09:23
    I saw one, coming back from Canada by chipmunk22005-05-27 10:57:20
      They are probably watching for by Havoc2005-05-27 11:25:39
        Ahh, this would explain it. I didn't have any:-) ( (n/t) by chipmunk22005-05-27 11:27:40
  Pfft. You've got room. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 10:33:35
    Yeah. That allows for the dollar strengthening. by mcnutcase2005-05-27 10:35:42
      :D (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 10:36:30
Overheard in the scheduling department: by TechisSO2005-05-27 10:28:50
  Let's meet to schedule our scheduling meeting. by tnglives2005-05-27 12:00:57
    I dunno yet. by aix tom2005-05-27 13:02:09
You're all insane. That is all. by williamashbless2005-05-27 10:16:20
  No, I'm quite sure I'm outsane. (n/t) by tnglives2005-05-27 11:58:59
    You're an outie? (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 12:18:24
  Okay, you have been in the water long enough! by Peace_man2005-05-27 10:42:01
  YOU! Off my planet! by ChuckAB2005-05-27 10:40:24
    *Your* planet? You're deluded. *I* built it. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 10:46:09
      Using the parts *I* put aside, you bastidge! (n/t) by mcnutcase2005-05-27 10:47:24
        So 'in the dumpster' is 'put aside' now is it? (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 10:50:37
          Heck yes. by krikkert2005-05-27 10:53:46
            Salvage rights! No one was using those continents! (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 10:55:09
              Says you! Me and krikkert have been saving those! (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-05-27 11:08:05
                If you want to save tectonic plates, you... by williamashbless2005-05-27 11:12:15
                  mmm (*makes quote signs*) "magma" </Dr Evil> (n/t) by treehugger2005-05-27 11:34:10
                  "bed of magma"? Oops. by Havoc2005-05-27 11:27:05
  You... there! by mekkanik_mike2005-05-27 10:23:13
    I'm out of oglanuts. And there may be other trees! (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 10:30:14
    But there are no trees in my office! (n/t) by rook_mtl2005-05-27 10:24:28
      Says you, I can see them clear as day! (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-05-27 10:26:16
        Quit spying on me! The wall have eyes and ears! by rook_mtl2005-05-27 11:30:18
  Yep, I know that.. what's your excuse? :-P (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-05-27 10:19:28
    For? (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 10:20:44
      um.. nothing? ;-P (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-05-27 10:22:36
  Yeah, and? (n/t) by Spud312005-05-27 10:17:22
    No, nothing. I'm really not judging. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 10:17:58
I find it amusing by psychoi3oy2005-05-27 10:00:40
  What's so special about Monday? (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-27 10:20:47
    Memorial Day... (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2005-05-27 10:23:47
      Ooooh. Well, would it make you feel better, by klaranth2005-05-27 10:38:59
Linux based business voice and data by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
UFie Ordnance Corner by DesertRat662005-05-27 09:54:13
  Hey techi870 by psychoi3oy2005-05-27 12:29:34
    IT works great for .223 and .308. I'm not sure by techi8702005-05-27 12:57:02
      Cool. by psychoi3oy2005-05-27 13:09:18
        Ok I finally found them. by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
        They're only good for the big stuff by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey DR66... by mekkanik_mike2005-05-27 10:32:49
    Besides the rules by DesertRat662005-05-27 10:51:58
  SPOTDTT by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Looking at the marks under the crown by psychoi3oy2005-05-27 12:26:47
    More info from our Russian friends by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
      North Korea? by RetiQlum22005-05-27 12:15:01
        Too cold by DesertRat662005-05-27 12:17:55
          Oh and when I reveal the answer by DesertRat662005-05-27 12:18:42
            Already kicking myself. by RetiQlum22005-05-27 12:30:00
              Bingo!!! by DesertRat662005-05-27 12:34:28
                Well, I reread the article, and... by RetiQlum22005-05-27 12:48:26
                  I had it 4 minutes earlier :-p by psychoi3oy2005-05-27 13:07:27
                    And so you did by DesertRat662005-05-27 13:21:58
                      Question: by RetiQlum22005-05-27 13:35:08
                        In my opinion no by DesertRat662005-05-27 20:48:18
    It's a tough one. by mcnutcase2005-05-27 10:26:59
      Wow, was I ever way off. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-05-27 11:19:06
      The prototype was made many years earlier by DesertRat662005-05-27 10:31:57
    I think this is by JPaganel2005-05-27 10:25:23
      durn it... by scragman2005-05-27 10:31:41
        Not your search skills. by JPaganel2005-05-27 10:34:48
          ah, cool... (n/t) by scragman2005-05-27 10:53:09
      Some points by DesertRat662005-05-27 10:30:07
        I don't know the year of design, but by JPaganel2005-05-27 10:43:10
          It's not in English is why by DesertRat662005-05-27 11:05:59
            Another hint by DesertRat662005-05-27 11:11:18
            I'm going to wager a guess on the country bit by scragman2005-05-27 11:08:56
              not even close geographically (n/t) by DesertRat662005-05-27 11:11:57
                eh... by scragman2005-05-27 11:13:46
      I am thinking along those lines but it is the by classic_jon2005-05-27 10:28:46
      Oooh. Confirmation. by mcnutcase2005-05-27 10:27:38
    Oooh, that's a toughy. by RetiQlum22005-05-27 10:23:35
  K-9 door gunners by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Caption by psychoi3oy2005-05-27 12:22:43
      Here kitty, kitty kitty. (n/t) by basher202005-05-27 13:47:44
    Is it just me by DesertRat662005-05-27 10:05:50
      Naahh, it's the "wonder if can pick by Corvus_One2005-05-27 10:08:39
        Bunny? He's going postal! by plblark2005-05-27 10:09:39
      ever since he installed that security system by plblark2005-05-27 10:08:17
    I just pictured emplacements around the dog door. by particle_canine2005-05-27 10:04:16
GPS panties! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "Our patented mapping system, pantyMap" by Ravenlock2005-05-27 14:14:15
  This must be a spoof... by defdood2005-05-27 13:37:17
    My handheld GPS occasionally claims as low as 9' by Kickstart2005-05-27 13:44:31
  B3ta newsletter finally arrived then? by wheresthefish2005-05-27 10:05:36
    Nope...got it from a blog :) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-27 11:03:12
  They must use cellphone technology as well as GPS. by RetiQlum22005-05-27 09:58:38
  They have an ordering page ... by ChuckAB2005-05-27 09:56:49
    But what if she doesn't like taking orders? by particle_canine2005-05-27 10:02:49
  They'll flop without an integrated pager ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2005-05-27 09:53:57
    kahuna for the win! :-p (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-05-27 14:12:52
      kahuana, even (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-05-27 14:13:04
    I've heard there is such a beastie by plblark2005-05-27 09:57:55
  Heck, I'd buy a pair by Kickstart2005-05-27 09:53:57
    Just make sure you clear it with Jen. by kahuana2005-05-27 09:55:04
  Cool! That would be good for those by airborneric2005-05-27 09:51:54
>>> Edmonton Moving Party <<< by sirme2005-05-27 09:49:06
  Bummer; I start on nights this evening by hieraco2005-05-27 10:41:50
    so with 4 hours move time... by sirme2005-05-27 11:38:49
  *rest of Canada tells Edmonton: stay where it is* by particle_canine2005-05-27 09:59:55
    With the notable exception of Calgary... by TechisSO2005-05-27 10:25:40
    Well, no, you really could fit it... by williamashbless2005-05-27 10:10:59
Diskworld Question by evilsysadmin2005-05-27 09:35:56
  The Discworld Reading Order Site ... by aix tom2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ditto by arianrhodstorm2005-05-27 14:52:12
  Hmm Hogfather brings in a lot of previous... by vetitice2005-05-27 09:42:13
  Colour of Magic then Light Fantastic. by Tomo2005-05-27 09:41:25
    Those two have a completely different style. by RetiQlum22005-05-27 09:45:28
      But before any of the other Rincewind books (n/t) by merlin2005-05-27 11:04:28
  hmm, that's a tough question by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I just started them myself by da-gimp2005-05-27 09:39:08
    That's what I'm trying to do, but I've had to jump by Blindman2005-05-27 09:40:35
    I read them randomly by thread_killer2005-05-27 09:39:58
      So far, most are stand-alones. by da-gimp2005-05-27 09:42:54
        *envy* you've got the entire library? by Freakazoid2005-05-27 09:47:40
          *pppbbbtttt* I have them all! by RetiQlum22005-05-27 10:16:29
          *I* don't have the entire library. by da-gimp2005-05-27 09:57:05
            I don't have Going Postal yet. by Spud312005-05-27 10:17:01
              You do now. by da-gimp2005-05-27 10:49:28
                Oh, dear. by vetitice2005-05-27 17:10:21
                  It was the thought that counts....right? by da-gimp2005-05-27 20:32:29
            well, still, you've got access to it :) by Freakazoid2005-05-27 10:01:22
              Interlibrary loan is your friend. by shorty822005-05-27 10:08:01
                not really an option anymore, unfortunately by Freakazoid2005-05-27 13:36:37
Got new pipes for the Harley by airborneric2005-05-27 09:23:17
  We want Pics!!!. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-05-27 18:49:27
  Nice would love to see it. Now come by the shop by joecrouse2005-05-27 18:47:07
  Give her a ride on the back. by RetiQlum22005-05-27 10:06:10
    Let her drive it by plblark2005-05-27 10:08:56
      From what I've been led to understand... by RetiQlum22005-05-27 10:18:00
        That is true by airborneric2005-05-27 10:18:53
          ... truely? by McGowan2005-05-27 11:41:11
            I can't offer a link, but... by RetiQlum22005-05-27 11:55:00
      She doesn't want to drive by airborneric2005-05-27 10:17:43
  One weekend in the Doghouse is well worth it by evilsysadmin2005-05-27 09:33:35
    Screaming Eagle Stage II by airborneric2005-05-27 09:35:45
      Sweet. I would have gone up to 2 weeks in the by evilsysadmin2005-05-27 09:36:39
        Mentioning that I got her sissy bar/backrest by airborneric2005-05-27 09:43:23
          That was dumb calling it a sissy bar. by joecrouse2005-05-27 18:48:25
  memorial day weekend by gdgrimm2005-05-27 09:30:42
    Riding to DC for the Rolling Thunder ride by airborneric2005-05-27 09:37:07
  I first parsed that as "hog house" (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-05-27 09:30:38
I think I may be addicted to Tabasco Sauce by SnArL2005-05-27 09:20:27
  Looks worried.. by gibbo_monster2005-05-27 10:09:35
    What? And miss to save the life of by Corvus_One2005-05-27 10:13:28
  Air currents do that. I get food odors in the hall by ChuckAB2005-05-27 09:29:49
    At night (while in the Army) I could smell by airborneric2005-05-27 09:33:45
      hehe, during training exercises I assume? (n/t) by Freakazoid2005-05-27 09:37:27
        Yes :) It is amazing what you can smell by airborneric2005-05-27 09:44:47
WriteShop Theme Music by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  what kind of microphone did you use to by voxwoman2005-05-27 11:51:05
    cheapo $10 mic from Target by SnappingTurtle2005-05-27 12:00:03
      I was afraid you'd say something like that by voxwoman2005-05-27 12:22:56
        Well, if you can make it down to Virginia... by SnappingTurtle2005-05-27 12:24:41
          Either of you are welcome to have mine. by RetiQlum22005-05-27 12:34:17
            You bought a cellist for $200??? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-05-27 12:38:13
              Sorry, I meant microphone. by RetiQlum22005-05-27 12:41:44
                I'm good on microphones, thanks by voxwoman2005-05-27 15:02:01
Did you all know there is a comic up there^? by Blindman2005-05-27 09:09:51
  *waves hand* by scragman2005-05-27 09:50:54
    but that's the problem, I wasn't even looking! (n/t) by Blindman2005-05-27 09:53:39
      yar, my force powers work!! by scragman2005-05-27 10:02:07
  Uhhuh (n/t) by Fayth2005-05-27 09:29:07
  I did that the day before yesterday by chipmunk22005-05-27 09:12:29
~climbs out of lurker gloop~ by tesla_koil2005-05-27 09:09:44
  No, no, no, no, no. by shorty822005-05-27 09:50:11
    Maybe you're going out wht the same girl? (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-27 09:51:50
      Nope. I know that's not so. by shorty822005-05-27 09:53:58
  Ok. Congratulations^2. Sounds painful :-D and Hi! (n/t) by kahuana2005-05-27 09:47:37
  Welcome! by bitflipper2005-05-27 09:46:57
  welcome back, congratulations, and good luck! (n/t by plblark2005-05-27 09:40:53
<insert many non fyoss words> Warning - rant ahead by radiowave9112005-05-27 08:52:15
  It has happened to me as well in the past. by Peace_man2005-05-27 09:03:54
  Oh. so my first guess was the correct one. by kahuana2005-05-27 09:03:36
    I would love to, however I can't by radiowave9112005-05-27 09:38:56
Official Wild Rumours Thread ! by Number_Six2005-05-27 08:50:57
  Linus and Bill G. were seen together... by basher202005-05-27 09:44:10
  I heard... by scragman2005-05-27 09:38:46
    Nuh uh. by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
      ok... by scragman2005-05-27 12:39:33
    Oooh...I've got some spare change by thread_killer2005-05-27 09:41:53
  Longhorn is Plan9 based! (n/t) by Myke2005-05-27 09:08:09
  EVERYBODY knows that... by Peace_man2005-05-27 09:07:02
    Wrong by xunil2005-05-27 09:17:59
      "That's not a moon! That's a space station!" (n/t) by kahuana2005-05-27 09:41:28
    Indeed that's why they did it in b/w by chipmunk22005-05-27 09:09:08
  Apparently there's an easter egg on the board... by abaron2005-05-27 09:00:21
  I heard that ... by kahuana2005-05-27 08:54:10
    LOL (n/t) by Fayth2005-05-27 09:36:57
Happy Gutter Friday, everyone!!! by Spud312005-05-27 08:50:16
  I say Food Fight by Fayth2005-05-27 09:38:16
    /me launches a banana-cream pie by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 19:44:23
  I'm happy to hear that. by particle_canine2005-05-27 08:59:04
  its about time you started this... by Chronos12005-05-27 08:51:55
    Don't I get to slack off sometimes? :-P (n/t) by Spud312005-05-27 09:05:46
      pardon me, given the day and month I misread that by plblark2005-05-27 09:23:19
      No, you don't. by particle_canine2005-05-27 09:12:23
        What about me? by da-gimp2005-05-27 09:16:06
          No, and you'll learn (n/t) by Blindman2005-05-27 09:19:38
Warning: Flash, audio, bumper cars, and air hockey by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
A daily reminder from the LOTGD Green Dragon by LOTGD2006-11-19 12:55:59
Since there is going to be an ARS 2.0 (3.0?) by ToLazyToThink2005-05-27 08:00:40
  You can request features, by Pic2005-05-27 09:28:42
    How 'bout creating a special ARS3 user by SnappingTurtle2005-05-27 09:38:12
      or by langly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A way to collapse threads. by shorty822005-05-27 09:08:14
    I've been meaning to write a UFlet for that for by ToLazyToThink2006-11-19 12:55:59
    minuted, and houred by SciSSorS2005-05-27 09:23:19
      perhaps collapse and list number of replies by plblark2005-05-27 09:24:23
    seconded (n/t) by Blindman2005-05-27 09:10:59
  Feature request: RSS feed by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
    How exactly would this work? by Michiel2005-05-27 09:21:51
      Not to read topics, I envision. by krikkert2005-05-27 10:39:52
        Ok, but still, which one would it be? by Michiel2005-05-27 11:44:32
    it already exists, have a look at the static by Freakazoid2005-05-27 08:53:01
      That's not for the comment system by SnappingTurtle2005-05-27 08:54:06
        well you weren't too specific by Freakazoid2005-05-27 08:55:01
          Sure - he asked in context of ARS. (n/t) by Myke2005-05-27 08:56:17
  No feature requests yet... by Kickstart2005-05-27 08:14:02
    Can I request a bug, then? by SnArL2005-05-27 09:16:39
      Don't think you'll have to worry about that ... by ChuckAB2005-05-27 09:21:13
    current state by langly2006-11-19 12:55:59
    The shiny 3d interface will be implemented, yes? by DarthCokish2005-05-27 08:17:40
      What about the PWIM button? (n/t) by ToLazyToThink2005-05-27 08:23:29
        To REALLY put a strain on things, by ChuckAB2005-05-27 08:25:34
          *starts price-shopping for dual-core optos* by Myke2005-05-27 08:41:32
            Isn't that the primary common characteristic of by ChuckAB2005-05-27 09:02:50
              it's not exclusive by plblark2005-05-27 09:25:37
              I think I don't like you anymore :P by Myke2005-05-27 09:07:00
                Well then, here. Let me remove all doubt: by ChuckAB2005-05-27 09:09:07
                  In a helper-facility way? by SciSSorS2005-05-27 09:27:05
                    Yeah - that works. by ChuckAB2005-05-27 09:53:23
                  That would be difficult for some words by chipmunk22005-05-27 09:11:12
                    And then there's the different cultures/languages by ChuckAB2005-05-27 09:18:32
          The Spell Checker™ might be .... by aix tom2005-05-27 08:30:30
            LART? What LART? Same purpose in my book. by ChuckAB2005-05-27 08:39:54
  nice idea, I'd rather it be an option... (n/t) by dire_lobo2005-05-27 08:10:18
*closes Firefox* by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 08:00:12
  Your fox will be on fire? :-) (n/t) by corvus_one2005-05-27 08:06:43
    It's the best way for the fox to think in Russian. (n/t) by raptor_872005-05-27 09:27:44
    why was it open? by scragman2005-05-27 08:08:32
from the inbox: (just the subject) by unjust2005-05-27 07:59:20
  damn organic hippy cows... next thing you know, by dire_lobo2005-05-27 08:11:19
    I think you're just stirring the "pot." (n/t) by DShade2005-05-27 08:34:29
      we need to weed out the bad puns... by dire_lobo2005-05-27 09:05:30
  cross by wcb42005-05-27 08:01:09
    Sausages made from that meat: by kahuana2005-05-27 08:35:42
      IDGI - "cuff"? (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-05-27 09:11:46
        Yeah. That probably doesn't work so well. (n/t) by kahuana2005-05-27 09:38:05
How to focus on wrok... by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 07:58:01
  Why would you want to focus on wrok? (n/t) by DShade2005-05-27 08:24:26
Official What Are You Doing Thread by SnappingTurtle2005-05-27 07:53:54
  I've done it already by voxwoman2005-05-27 11:59:38
  installing oracle by spiffikins2005-05-27 10:51:04
  Watching Deep Space Nine on TV (n/t) by Freakazoid2005-05-27 09:21:51
  collecting money for the lottery pool by plblark2005-05-27 09:07:27
    going to buy lottery tickets by plblark2005-05-27 10:38:01
      hoping one of the 104 I bought wins by plblark2005-05-27 11:25:17
  Just finished up by thread_killer2005-05-27 09:00:08
  Watching Farscape, mostly. (n/t) by Spud312005-05-27 08:50:48
  Writeshop theme music... by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Cello? And live recording? by ChuckAB2005-05-27 08:58:56
      Answers: by SnappingTurtle2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I have no idea, not a clue about that either... by Bellator2005-05-27 09:02:55
  Trying to get a $#@* vendor to place by radiowave9112005-05-27 08:37:18
    Inform $vendor that late substitutions by kahuana2005-05-27 08:51:11
  Trying to work. by afterburner2005-05-27 08:32:57
  Just stopped playing RTCW:ET by moddermonster2005-05-27 08:24:20
  Updating the Welder's Log by TechisSO2005-05-27 08:24:05
  Last day in school.. by corvus_one2005-05-27 08:21:43
  Patching my site and thinking of new... by DShade2005-05-27 08:14:22
  Checking Voxwoman's Livejournal. Why aren't you? by penguintrip2005-05-27 08:13:26
  Waiting for Ex, by saminz2005-05-27 08:12:55
    *gives saminz scuba gear* (n/t) by afterburner2005-05-27 08:31:48
      Oh, oops :-). by saminz2005-05-27 12:12:26
  Debugging by Number_Six2005-05-27 08:12:16
  Procrastinating by ToLazyToThink2005-05-27 08:09:01
  im out of the office ..im free! i tell you FREE!!! by ParityBit2005-05-27 08:05:33
  taking calls from merchants that did NOT by classic_jon2005-05-27 07:59:23
  Waiting by DesertRat662005-05-27 07:57:17
  Chatting with Celticess by Bellator2005-05-27 07:57:09
  Well, my boss asked me to write up by da-gimp2005-05-27 07:57:03
    How would he take it if you did the joke version? by Tomo2005-05-27 07:59:26
      He would probably enjoy that... by da-gimp2005-05-27 08:03:55
  Trying not to think about that English essay... by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 07:56:14
  Reading UF and avoiding work by merlin2005-05-27 07:55:08
    Me, too - sort of.... by ChuckAB2005-05-27 08:53:16
    I'm guilty too. Boss is away and nothing urgent. by rook_mtl2005-05-27 08:06:24
    Ditto. by Tomo2005-05-27 07:57:30
Yay, three day weekend! by JimK2005-05-27 07:53:35
  I got a five day weekend... by defdood2005-05-27 07:55:21
    As do I by thread_killer2005-05-27 07:57:18
OK, just hit the first snag in my vacation... by McNutcAse2005-05-27 07:46:31
  Update: I don't need transit. by mcnutcase2005-05-27 10:29:05
  If you are on vacation... but hitting up by defdood2005-05-27 07:51:16
    No, I don't remember my password there. by McNutcAse2005-05-27 07:54:42
UK doctors want to ban kitchen knives. by techi8702006-11-19 12:55:59
  "Keep your knives sharp. Above all, by carl522005-05-27 20:48:38
  I want to know what chefs they talked to. by RetiQlum22005-05-27 09:21:15
    umm? by polaryzed2005-05-27 12:45:53
      A 4" pointed blade is plenty to reach the heart. by McGowan2005-05-27 15:44:25
    I always wondered about that one. by vetitice2005-05-27 09:33:11
      It wasn't his by DesertRat662005-05-27 09:43:52
        Drat. by vetitice2005-05-27 09:55:31
    My knife is on my belt by DesertRat662005-05-27 09:27:04
      hehe (n/t) by lheggland2005-05-27 09:46:17
  Honey... I love you, but... by defdood2005-05-27 08:00:13
  Is it just me... by TechisSO2005-05-27 07:55:48
    Knife Wounds by lheggland2005-05-27 08:05:27
    I was thinking the same thing about the photo (n/t) by merlin2005-05-27 07:56:28
  People don't kill people by hyzenthlay2005-05-27 07:52:07
    That's a very good point, actually... by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 07:53:35
      Why the firepole? If the elevator is well designed by SciSSorS2005-05-27 09:17:19
  heh, next will be pens/pencils... by scragman2005-05-27 07:49:48
    and chopsticks, of course (n/t) by run.dll2005-05-27 10:33:38
      I'd rather they took forks, to be honest. by mcnutcase2005-05-27 10:37:25
    They'll pry my pointy stick... by basher202005-05-27 08:08:53
    Or Oscar Wilde witticisms, rolled up into a point by Tomo2005-05-27 07:53:09
    Or long fingernails? by ChuckAB2005-05-27 07:52:24
      Fingers will be banned all together! (n/t) by rook_mtl2005-05-27 08:04:09
  So 20 years from now ... by aix tom2005-05-27 07:46:38
    Until the April 2025 great pudding drowning by techi8702005-05-27 07:55:54
      and pudding should have been banned anyway by chipmunk22005-05-27 08:18:31
    What are you going to use to eat it? by merlin2005-05-27 07:47:49
      You can suck it out off ... by aix tom2005-05-27 07:55:25
        We call it a "sippy cup" here (n/t) by TechisSO2005-05-27 07:57:53
  Ya know, reading through that again, by merlin2005-05-27 07:45:48
    heh, oops. s/<b>/<br>/g :) (n/t) by merlin2005-05-27 07:46:18
  Next on the agenda: Tall buildings - after all, by dire_lobo2005-05-27 07:44:58
    They need to put warnings on the tall buildings by classic_jon2005-05-27 07:46:49
  /me waits for the formation of the NKA :) (n/t) by merlin2005-05-27 07:44:17
  Excuse me while I shave my beard off... by McNutcAse2005-05-27 07:40:46
  Please tell me you are kidding. (n/t) by esbita2005-05-27 07:38:54
    The TLP is a tiny bit misleading, by JimK2005-05-27 07:45:38
      Better ban belt sanders, bench grinders, by DesertRat662005-05-27 09:23:06
        Yeah, but that's premeditated. by LionsPhil2005-05-27 14:35:02
        And sticks too. by RetiQlum22005-05-27 09:27:32
          I offer you a 2" string cheese stick by plblark2005-05-27 09:46:21
            No problem. by RetiQlum22005-05-27 09:56:52
              I'm not leaving my short spear out in the sun by tnglives2005-05-27 11:47:25
              hmmm I wonder if that'd work? by plblark2005-05-27 10:01:46
      try slicing a melon without a pointy knife! :) (n/ (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-27 08:48:08
        ??? Cocomelon ? by SciSSorS2005-05-27 08:56:24
          But, why not ban EVERY DANGER ? by SciSSorS2005-05-27 09:07:23
      This would include boning knifes. by lheggland2005-05-27 07:54:25
        I got a boning knife... by esbita2005-05-27 08:17:48
          You'd better be delivering the knife set by chipmunk22005-05-27 08:19:31
    The police don't think it's a good idea by Tomo2005-05-27 07:42:11
      only because they have that darn by dire_lobo2005-05-27 08:09:12
      Hungerford, Dunblane... (n/t) by McNutcAse2005-05-27 07:47:17
        Indeed. by Tomo2005-05-27 07:51:53
All this discussion over little ol' me. by special ed2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I thought he was disabled? Wasn't that the point? by evilsysadmin2005-05-27 09:32:14
    There's no underscore in this nick. by vetitice2005-05-27 09:36:51
      I get it now, the underscore/lack of was hidden by evilsysadmin2005-05-27 09:38:06
        Do you own any rabbits? (n/t) by vetitice2005-05-27 09:57:04
  User disabled by Kickstart2005-05-27 08:10:51
    I don't quite understand by tigermouse2005-05-27 09:07:40
      I don't understand by xcheopis2005-05-27 09:16:21
      If I read it right, by plblark2005-05-27 09:10:29
        Nebulous indeed by tigermouse2005-05-27 09:18:28
          I can offer no comment on the e-mails by plblark2005-05-27 09:31:22
ARS suggestion by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 07:29:43
  It's bad enough we have alarm clocks. :P (n/t) by Fayth2005-05-27 07:32:35
    Did I mention I haven't started it yet? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 07:38:42
It'll make you go BLIND! by skeegenin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Blindness or impotence. Tough call. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-05-27 09:44:03
  Obviously this is secondary damage, by moddermonster2005-05-27 08:34:33
  What about hairy palms? (n/t) by merlin2005-05-27 07:25:06
    I don't think they cause blindness. by skeegenin2005-05-27 07:29:10
      or rub your eyes wrong.... (n/t) by Vetitice2005-05-27 07:50:07
New BOFH, usual place (n/t) by chipmunk22005-05-27 06:37:16
  Wouldn't had been cheaper to torch all involved? by klaranth2005-05-27 06:58:21
Crystal Reports help by schwing12005-05-27 06:33:25
  Unfortunately accounting left very early today, by aeolus2005-05-27 16:48:26
  CR9 by gristle2005-05-27 09:29:17
  Further Clarification by schwing12005-05-27 08:46:36
    email me by j1greene2005-05-27 08:52:39
      I don't have any specific questions by schwing12005-05-27 12:23:41
        I found a book for you by j1greene2005-05-28 21:06:53
  willing to help, need more info by j1greene2005-05-27 07:40:37
  two questions by j1greene2005-05-27 07:15:30
  Haven't used it for years by hyzenthlay2005-05-27 07:03:28
It's Friday!! Yeah! Only 8 more hours of work... by j.butterfly2005-05-27 06:33:09
Ok, I'm bored! by Apfel2005-05-27 06:14:42
  Hmm, I can find ircII clients... by Fayth2005-05-27 07:20:25
I got arrested last night by DesertRat662005-05-27 06:08:55
  Took me a few seconds. by esbita2005-05-27 08:52:45
  I almost took a drink at the wrong time. by talon07202005-05-27 08:45:26
  Further law enforcement jokes by thread_killer2005-05-27 08:33:59
    That's a staple of American standups. by Tomo2005-05-27 11:03:35
  Never been arrested but I have been held by Corvus_One2005-05-27 07:41:12
    I've been held at gunpoint by thread_killer2005-05-27 08:08:42
      Military Police is a stupid idea if you ask me. by Tomo2005-05-27 08:10:43
        To further elaborate on the story by thread_killer2005-05-27 08:30:55
        Ummm don't you believe it by DesertRat662005-05-27 08:23:05
    At least it was only 10 mins. I once spent an hour by techi8702005-05-27 07:44:45
      That doesn't sound like fun.. by corvus_one2005-05-27 08:00:38
  Can you fight the charge? by Fayth2005-05-27 07:22:42
    Just so you feel better by DesertRat662005-05-27 07:55:47
      Good Point. (n/t) by Fayth2005-05-27 08:47:39
      I thought it was because Benadryl... by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 07:59:48
    Um .. Fayth? by ChuckAB2005-05-27 07:24:41
      *sighs* by Fayth2005-05-27 07:26:25
        B**bs! by treehugger2005-05-27 07:29:30
          I don't know... by DesertRat662005-05-27 07:53:29
            It's been said before... by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 07:54:40
              I try to stay well back of the FYOSS line by DesertRat662005-05-27 08:00:46
          only in relation to a specific person or persons by dire_lobo2005-05-27 07:43:04
          FYOS have... by Freespirit2005-05-27 07:32:28
          What about by Fayth2005-05-27 07:31:25
    *reminds herself to read all posts in TLP* (n/t) by Fayth2005-05-27 07:24:39
  reminds me... by kent_eh2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It took a sec by schwing12005-05-27 06:35:44
  Held against you. ha ha. took me a minute (n/t) by merlin2005-05-27 06:21:17
  So: by Blindman2005-05-27 06:19:34
  Huh ? by aix tom2005-05-27 06:16:58
    That's why I prefer our police arrest caution: by Tomo2005-05-27 06:30:57
      Damned if you do... by mortaine2005-05-27 08:42:55
        That's not what it says. by mcnutcase2005-05-27 09:05:48
          Reread, please by mortaine2005-05-27 10:12:28
            Nope. (this is UK btw) by Tomo2005-05-27 10:22:26
              You do recall correctly. by mcnutcase2005-05-27 10:34:53
    Well... by Apfel2005-05-27 06:19:07
  P.S. by DesertRat662005-05-27 06:09:50
    How much of it is a joke? by McNutcAse2005-05-27 07:18:15
      All of it other than by DesertRat662005-05-27 07:22:03
        And when you arrested people... by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 07:23:06
          I should hope not by calcrazy2005-05-27 07:31:29
            Well, he has mentioned a desire to lose weight. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-05-27 08:50:05
              Maybe so, but how many guys do you know by DesertRat662005-05-27 09:04:22
                38" waist? by RetiQlum22005-05-27 09:54:36
                  Depends on your definition I guess by DesertRat662005-05-27 10:09:49
                    Oh and the reason I was only up to 38s by DesertRat662005-05-27 10:11:27
                      Gawd. I'm 31" by Tomo2005-05-27 10:14:46
                        I wear a 34". by mcnutcase2005-05-27 11:07:44
                        I was in 36s from High School by DesertRat662005-05-27 10:59:22
    Not a bad one, either :-p (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-05-27 07:12:58
invoke Havoc re: Death Penalty by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
  True - all told, we waste lots of money by Havoc2005-05-27 07:44:22
    see my reply to him... I typed too slow :-) (n/t) by plblark2005-05-27 08:28:29
Attn: Havoc by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  OK, the system sucks by Havoc2005-05-27 07:41:52
    I'm not trying to get at a "solution", by Ravenlock2005-05-27 08:01:36
      All good points by Havoc2005-05-27 09:56:10
        Summary - new position by Havoc2005-05-27 10:00:20
          I think we probably would. by Ravenlock2005-05-27 13:30:58
  Oh, and no worries... by Ravenlock2005-05-27 05:44:58
    wish I typed faster or saw your reply first :-) ( (n/t) by plblark2005-05-27 05:57:30
Attn: Kickstart by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Check my entry for that test by Havoc2005-05-27 11:20:27
    Your diary is where I found the site ;-) by Ravenlock2005-05-27 13:33:47
  I guess the problem is the size of the test then by Kickstart2005-05-27 08:32:37
    Fair 'nuf :) (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-05-27 13:32:31
I haven't slept, and I need an umbrella. by hadji2005-05-27 05:34:46
ATTN: jmaxsohmer/JAVA by Erestor2005-05-27 05:32:44
  Yeah, I got it to work late last night. by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 07:42:27
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Cluttersquad! We have a neglected TLP over here.. by Corvus_One2006-11-19 12:55:59
Utterly shameless LJ plug by voxwoman2005-05-27 04:47:23
  Happy thought for the day... by boink2005-05-27 10:15:53
  Boots? What boots? by carthax2005-05-27 09:32:58
    Is your SO looking over your shoulder? by penguintrip2005-05-27 10:11:57
      Several years of seeing biker-babe attire... by carthax2005-05-27 10:34:43
  Thanks for the heart attack, V by penguintrip2005-05-27 07:51:02
  The boots are a nice touch by thread_killer2005-05-27 05:37:33
    LOL. that picture's from the time by voxwoman2005-05-27 12:31:52
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
ONQ for aging souls by krikkert2005-05-27 04:29:42
  Auntie says: by saminz2005-05-27 07:54:41
Why are you failing me, google?? by purplepineapple2005-05-27 04:05:08
  Works for me by wolfhound6682005-05-27 05:14:00
  Server Error by rdarsey2005-05-27 04:14:31
  Doesn't seem to be giving me any trouble. by wheresthefish2005-05-27 04:14:03
  Is google the source of the errors or the browser? by chipmunk22005-05-27 04:11:15
    hmmm by purplepineapple2005-05-27 04:19:54
      Odd, maybe given the other responses, by chipmunk22005-05-27 04:21:55
        Sounds like that could be the case. by purplepineapple2005-05-27 04:23:37
      Nope, also broken in IE by purplepineapple2005-05-27 04:21:03
        try google.co.uk ? by cokish2005-05-27 04:45:00
          *larts self* First read all threads,then post (n/t by cokish2005-05-27 04:46:42
Hilarious by Number_Six2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *twitch* Civ IV?!?! by boink2005-05-27 04:51:30
  Just one more turn!!! (n/t) by Corvus_One2005-05-27 03:58:39
    and another... (n/t) by DarthCokish2005-05-27 05:59:40
      No just one more.... by RetiQlum22005-05-27 10:04:09
A creationist is a person who believes that life by hadji2005-05-27 03:41:36
  So what does a pessimist believe? (n/t) by parastra2005-05-27 06:25:30
  This is just a new interpretation of by littlesmith2005-05-27 05:35:18
  well then... by zeitnot2005-05-27 05:15:48
    You believe that life begins at tradeshows. (n/t) by Tomo2005-05-27 05:18:28
      So ye BOFH is an exhibitionist... by chipmunk22005-05-27 06:17:22
  Yesterdays newspaper: "Dutch minister" ... by SciSSorS2005-05-27 04:06:31
    'Science is incomplete' is to simple stated by cokish2005-05-27 04:15:47
  As a cartoonist thinks He *is* God. by cokish2005-05-27 03:53:30
    What, Me Panic? :-P (n/t) by MatthewDBA2005-05-27 04:51:14
  The one must ask the question by rogue19712005-05-27 03:43:56
    Could a cartoonist draw something by Havoc2005-05-27 07:52:19
    If the Cartoon is the source of creation, by hadji2005-05-27 03:48:01
      I'm starting my own religion by Number_Six2005-05-27 03:54:42
        We, the Knight Defenders of the Fourth Wall, by tnglives2005-05-27 14:12:41
        I even have my own Holy Artifact by Number_Six2006-11-19 12:55:59
          That's a "relic", not an "artifact" by MatthewDBA2005-05-27 04:55:46
            You SICK monke! hehehehhe N/T by shadowsystems2005-05-27 12:44:53
          Ok, that settles it... by shadowsystems2005-05-27 04:50:38
        I break away! by MatthewDBA2005-05-27 04:11:15
          * Starts Holy War with the RCotSS * by Number_Six2005-05-27 04:18:14
            NO mere human can interpret the FAQ... heresy!! (n (n/t) by chipmunk22005-05-27 04:32:46
              I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.. by Corvus_One2005-05-27 05:14:58
                We have two weapons... (n/t) by MatthewDBA2005-05-27 05:22:24
                  Among our weapons... (n/t) by Tomo2005-05-27 08:04:02
      But then who drew the cartoon? (n/t) by rogue19712005-05-27 03:49:35
        42? (n/t) by hadji2005-05-27 03:51:04
          OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! by rogue19712005-05-27 03:54:02
            :-D by hadji2005-05-27 03:55:35
    Oops! The/Then (n/t) by rogue19712005-05-27 03:45:48
hall of fame quality! by hitmark2005-05-27 03:28:40
Ha! Just another law that the police by Corvus_One2006-11-19 12:55:59
  When I move to sweden will I be arrested by hieraco2005-05-27 10:14:44
  What will they do with their superbandwidth :P (n/t) by s0205972005-05-27 04:56:15
ATTN: williamashbless by hadji2005-05-27 03:28:00
What are your allegiances? by JimK2005-05-27 02:57:23
  I find it interesting by thread_killer2005-05-27 05:40:45
    I thought about that one for a while. by JimK2005-05-27 05:57:17
      Yes, I am both by thread_killer2005-05-27 06:09:46
        I agree with all of that. by JimK2006-11-19 12:55:59
  in TEXAS... by zeitnot2005-05-27 05:03:23
    what an intriguing idea... by lux2005-05-27 05:31:15
      on the subject of Texas... by lux2005-05-27 06:06:30
        Another scary, but interesting factoid by classic_jon2005-05-27 06:59:07
        I'm not crazy about Texas... by ktownson2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The friends I love by moddermonster2005-05-27 05:02:50
  Mine would probably be by MaW2005-05-27 04:45:28
  What??!?!!? by quilting_kitty2005-05-27 04:36:24
    'officially'? by lux2005-05-27 06:12:02
    I don't think it was verified :-) by JimK2005-05-27 05:44:05
  Hmmm.... Phuey... Hard to say. by aix tom2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Human by Control2005-05-27 04:17:42
  Citizen of Earth by chipmunk22005-05-27 03:57:38
  let's give it a shot then, aye ?! by stacato2005-05-27 03:50:55
  Hmm by Spisefisken2005-05-27 03:26:33
    Maybe allegiance is the wrong word then. by JimK2005-05-27 03:39:38
  We hate Palace, by wheresthefish2005-05-27 03:06:32
    Johnny Crumplin, football genius! by evil_andy2005-05-27 04:06:35
    One man went to war, went to war with Brighton by JimK2005-05-27 03:23:31
      Still awaiting approval I believe. by wheresthefish2005-05-27 03:27:52
        October by evil_andy2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Another Seagull! This place is going downhill :-) (n/t) by JimK2005-05-27 06:03:09
            Meh by evil_andy2005-05-27 06:24:30
              hehe, I remember that one. by JimK2005-05-27 06:42:08
Anybody who thinks this comic is OURS, and Illiad by Evil_Minion2005-05-27 01:51:46
  If we disagree, should we shout NEA? instead (n/t) by parastra2005-05-27 06:28:14
    Hey, who moved my '?' (n/t) by parastra2005-05-27 06:29:01
  Who is this Illiad of whom you speak? (n/t) by hadji2005-05-27 03:05:22
    A minion Kickstart keeps in his cellar by cokish2005-05-27 03:57:03
  Still wondering: did Reagan invent Star Wars by SciSSorS2005-05-27 02:32:57
    Reagan nicked the name from Lucas by wheresthefish2005-05-27 02:45:46
      Star Wars wasn't Reagan's term by wolfhound6682005-05-27 05:33:01
        That's how I remember it. It was called: SDI by DarthCokish2005-05-27 06:22:43
      Yes, Reagan was... by Sandhog2005-05-27 05:02:21
  Help!!! I'm Being Silenc (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-27 02:08:12
  <Deleted> by Jeff_UK2005-05-27 02:06:20
    I got larted once for using that subject line(n/t) by cokish2005-05-27 02:50:35
      *larts cokish* _you_ probably deserved it :P (n/ (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-27 02:57:37
        *pulls out lart saber* by cokish2005-05-27 03:43:17
          *powers up the LART moon* by Jeff_UK2005-05-27 05:24:37
            *jumps into LART X-Wing fighter* by DarthCokish2005-05-27 06:25:57
              Not the full moon belongs to you by hieraco2005-05-27 10:10:34
          LOL LOL LOL by Sandhog2005-05-27 05:04:37
          "LART-Sabre" ...?!!! COOL! by shadowsystems2005-05-27 04:57:09
            And so the BAS side of the force keeps growing... (n/t) by DarthCokish2005-05-27 05:19:24
          Hey, that rhymes with Tourne. (n/t) by hadji2005-05-27 03:44:43
uuh... scientific computing *hides somewhere* by m.b.b.h2005-05-27 01:27:31
  Scientific Computerar to the rescue by cokish2005-05-27 02:47:33
It's funny how parents have different goals by McGowan2005-05-27 01:24:09
  this is so true by spiffikins2005-05-27 11:14:22
  This subject is funny in my family by thread_killer2005-05-27 06:01:24
    Awww, I can't mess with the students... by esbita2005-05-27 06:39:28
      Shoot...I've seen him one time by thread_killer2005-05-27 06:45:39
  You'd be amazed... by Freespirit2005-05-27 03:53:21
    How far you can get ... by wwill2005-05-27 09:39:50
    I felt much better by psyop2005-05-27 05:17:36
  *kicks McGowan in the groin* now say ... by stacato2005-05-27 01:47:56
    *takes a big cricket bat, aims and hits* ;) (n/t) by m.b.b.h2005-05-27 01:50:24
      Ha! Missed both my legs! (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-05-27 02:14:00
    Fortunatly my dad was more of the by McGowan2005-05-27 01:50:04
  hmmm.... by m.b.b.h2005-05-27 01:29:43
    Some expectancy is good. by McGowan2005-05-27 01:33:53
      agreed by m.b.b.h2005-05-27 01:36:10
Perfect. by krikkert2005-05-27 01:17:04
  is the exam oral? or on oral history? by unjust2005-05-27 08:34:00
  Reinstall your Speech Products" ? by SciSSorS2005-05-27 02:37:15
  That gives you more time to study. by RetiQlum22005-05-27 01:40:19
    You will, will you? by krikkert2005-05-27 15:24:51
  Someone stole it? Tell him to give it ba... hmm. (n/t) by tnglives2005-05-27 01:35:13
  Talk with your hands? ;-) by afterburner2005-05-27 01:20:56
  They should give you a resit with a problem by McGowan2005-05-27 01:19:54
    It got postponed. by krikkert2005-05-27 01:28:14
      Good good. by McGowan2005-05-27 01:30:05
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A quiet Thank You (n/t) by silentglenn2005-05-27 09:21:17
    Sorry about yesterday. My net connection had by afterburner2005-05-27 12:49:25
I have nothing to say, So I'll put a pancake on my by hieraco2005-05-27 00:54:48
  Someone stole my BREAKFAST PANTS! by shadowsystems2005-05-27 04:41:31
Comment Board Trivia by count_02005-05-27 00:41:53
  BTW, the answer to my question yesterday was wrong by nix2005-05-27 10:33:49
  Too late for a new question... by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 07:27:03
  new q. due timeout by grmpf2005-05-27 05:56:27
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by Kickstart2005-05-27 00:10:01
Illiways the cafe at the end of the Ufieverse by treehugger2005-05-27 00:05:46
  Memory Jolt, please.... by esbita2005-05-27 06:42:34
    *serves a large glass of Memory Jolt with Ice* by treehugger2005-05-27 07:00:30
    But you can have books/notes to look at. by JimK2005-05-27 06:57:12
      Yeah, but only so far. by esbita2005-05-27 07:41:55
  Just a BAS will do by naqoyqatsi2005-05-27 03:58:08
    Oooh, early. Not good. by treehugger2005-05-27 04:44:02
    Oh, lest I forget: {{{treehugger}}} (n/t) by naqoyqatsi2005-05-27 03:58:45
  Hi there... by Bellator2005-05-27 03:25:38
    *grabs Bellators engraved tankard* by treehugger2005-05-27 03:48:58
  BAS, 15 sugars.... by Jeff_UK2005-05-27 02:30:05
    *serves a mug of sugar lightly sprinkled with BAS* by treehugger2005-05-27 02:34:29
  Finished university yesterday... by McGowan2005-05-27 01:27:29
    Woo! Congrats etc. by treehugger2005-05-27 01:35:57
      thanks :-D by McGowan2005-05-27 01:49:10
        No really, it's great for breakfast by treehugger2005-05-27 01:50:09
          I'll have to take your word on that. by McGowan2005-05-27 01:57:13
            Sounds a good idea by treehugger2005-05-27 02:23:50
  Urg. by JimK2005-05-27 01:24:46
    *clatters cheerfully in the kitchen* by treehugger2005-05-27 01:35:13
      That was great. Bring on the day! by JimK2005-05-27 02:16:02
        I'm probably here, so yes. by treehugger2005-05-27 02:23:22
          Not sure about the butter thing though, by JimK2005-05-27 02:25:56
            He said chocolate! by treehugger2005-05-27 02:27:47
              Mmmmmm, Chocolate.... *dribbles* by JimK2005-05-27 02:32:05
  *drags paper stack in* by afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *serves BAS with extra electricity* by treehugger2005-05-27 01:20:15
      Thanks by afterburner2005-05-27 01:23:30
        No way! by shadowsystems2005-05-27 05:03:35
  Frozen Naughty Bits ? by Cokish2005-05-27 00:46:25
    *serves "The Regular"* by treehugger2005-05-27 01:19:41
      arrroooooraaaarrreeeeeeee by Cokish2005-05-27 01:22:03
        Hair on your everywhere dude. by treehugger2005-05-27 01:23:44
          "Wookie Nookie" ... ???!!!??? by shadowsystems2005-05-27 05:05:00
          rrrrooorrrrraaaaaarreeeeeeoooooohhhhh by Cokish2005-05-27 01:36:24
            *replaces hairy BAS* (n/t) by treehugger2005-05-27 01:47:15
              Thanks, (Remembers himself) by cokish2005-05-27 02:45:39
                Hmm. *ponders evily - to wax or not to wax* by treehugger2005-05-27 02:58:28
                  Full body wax! by ideur2005-05-27 03:03:29
                    You'd pay to watch a FULL BODY wax... by McGowan2005-05-27 03:06:00
                      Some time ago: by ideur2005-05-27 03:17:27
                        talking about: rroooaaaarreeeerrraaaaorrreeeeeeeee by cokish2005-05-27 03:45:54
                          I got about the same ammount of hairs on my body by ideur2005-05-27 03:54:56
                            You look like a wookie ? Ewwww. by cokish2005-05-27 03:58:44
                              Nope! by ideur2005-05-27 04:10:18
  Morning love! by syren2005-05-27 00:44:20
    *serves mug of tea and plate of croissants* by treehugger2005-05-27 01:17:42
      *takes it* by syren2005-05-27 01:22:23
        Eeeexcellent by treehugger2005-05-27 01:24:21
          *smears the butter all over the counter* by syren2005-05-27 01:25:03
            Nooooooooooooooooo! by treehugger2005-05-27 01:33:35
              Hey!! Back away from by syren2005-05-27 01:38:42
                No! Don't threaten me with a stick of butter! by treehugger2005-05-27 01:46:59
                  *shudders at the thought* by syren2005-05-27 01:49:43
                    *takes apologetic baked good* by treehugger2005-05-27 01:51:40
                      Sometimes by syren2005-05-27 01:53:58
                        Oh yes. Definitely. by treehugger2005-05-27 02:04:37
                          Completely agree. by syren2005-05-27 02:19:26
                            It's not who wins, it's the taking part by treehugger2005-05-27 02:26:13
                              *nods* Everybody contributes. by syren2005-05-27 02:30:35
                                share and share alike by treehugger2005-05-27 02:34:54
                                Indeed. Only fair. by syren2005-05-27 02:38:29
                                lol !! by treehugger2005-05-27 02:43:01
                                *psst* by syren2005-05-27 02:54:21
                                Laughter can cause unfortunate events by treehugger2005-05-27 02:57:43
                                *giggles too* by syren2005-05-27 02:58:45
                                Yay to the d'ty ole quads by treehugger2005-05-27 02:59:34
                                Going to visit the family. by syren2005-05-27 03:03:25
                                Going to see Starwars again by treehugger2005-05-27 03:12:28
                                Ooh by syren2005-05-27 03:14:46
                                I'm sorry! by treehugger2005-05-27 03:20:09
                                It's annoying isn't it? by syren2005-05-27 03:34:04
                        Some conversations just aren't worth by McGowan2005-05-27 02:01:27
                          Bless. *hugs* by treehugger2005-05-27 02:05:10
                            Innocent mind? by McGowan2005-05-27 02:14:26
                              Half the fun is washing it off. (n/t) by syren2005-05-27 02:20:18
                                Or having someone wash it off for you by treehugger2005-05-27 02:24:35
                                Oooh yes! by syren2005-05-27 02:29:41
                                That sound like an admission... by JimK2005-05-27 02:33:40
                                Yes. by syren2005-05-27 02:36:31
                                No sense of adventure :-) (n/t) by JimK2005-05-27 02:42:07
                                Build a large shower in a chocolate factory? by treehugger2005-05-27 02:43:42
                                Now you're talking. by JimK2005-05-27 02:45:59
                                Hey, we did that in uni. by syren2005-05-27 02:56:27
                                We could get a bigger shower? (n/t) by treehugger2005-05-27 02:41:52
                                Or break the shower tray and flood the bathroom (n/t) by treehugger2005-05-27 02:33:38
                                Lol by syren2005-05-27 02:37:40
                                ((Quietly verifies the video cameras are still on) by shadowsystems2005-05-27 05:09:12
  <Deleted><Deleted>2005-05-27 00:49:13
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2005-05-27 00:49:32
  Morning. by Didactylos2005-05-27 00:16:40
    Morning petal. *hugs* by treehugger2005-05-27 00:17:44
      <Deleted><Deleted>2005-05-27 12:56:31
      <Deleted><Deleted>2005-05-27 12:56:44
        Moderated: triple post (n/t) by Nea2005-05-27 12:57:00
        It did it again... by treehugger2005-05-27 03:49:26
          Okay, this is just embarrassing. by Didactylos2005-05-27 03:56:46
            Fix your browser by cokish2005-05-27 04:03:55
      You replied, but I observed it not. by Didactylos2005-05-27 03:05:27
        {{{didactylos}}} by treehugger2005-05-27 03:13:14
Translations by Nea2005-05-27 00:01:01
  German Top Post (n/t) by darktim2005-05-27 00:03:46
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2005-05-27 03:29:17
    by darktim by darktim2005-05-27 00:15:35
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Sorbanes (n/t) by mortaine2005-05-27 12:03:59
  Jelly to one's heaven. (n/t) by kelli2172005-05-27 11:37:52
  Nothing, really by Chuk2005-05-27 08:57:27
  Thrashing plenty (n/t) by basher202005-05-27 08:21:33
  either kleenex or my nicks (n/t) by shminux2005-05-27 08:18:13
  "NappingMyrtle"? by SnappingTurtle2005-05-27 07:48:05
    It beat's "Cr***ing Myrtle" don't it? (n/t) by Evil_Minion2005-05-27 23:11:05
  Ebbeh. I don't even know how to pronounce it. by jiteo2005-05-27 07:35:15
    DAY-OH, we say day we say day we say daaaayy-oh (n (n/t) by Tomo2005-05-27 07:39:12
  Nothing. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-05-27 07:14:47
  Anything that rhymes with my nickname goes by ChuckAB2005-05-27 06:26:17
  Beer! by Apfel2005-05-27 06:22:59
  Jacks (n/t) by sstacks2005-05-27 06:22:41
  Twitch by Glytch782005-05-27 06:00:13
  "Eric" is close. Closer if you swap the vowels. (n (n/t) by cyrek2005-05-27 05:46:32
  Well, if just rhyming the ends: weathervane by AshyRaine2005-05-27 05:25:59
  "Poor Pick'd Game" ((Grin)) n/t by shadowsystems2005-05-27 05:14:41
  Band Frog (n/t) by Sandhog2005-05-27 05:07:45
    Banned Hog (n/t) by Sandhog2005-05-27 05:08:11
      Canned Smog (n/t) by Sandhog2005-05-27 05:08:32
        Brand Log (n/t) by Sandhog2005-05-27 05:21:00
  "American" english words fail me... by boink2005-05-27 05:02:31
  Hmm... I can't think of anything. (n/t) by Khaar2005-05-27 04:37:56
  Red Spiller? by thread_killer2005-05-27 04:16:41
    Head Driller? (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-05-27 04:29:04
      And that may be the most appropriate of all. by thread_killer2005-05-27 05:42:13
  Foxwoman by voxwoman2005-05-27 04:12:55
    Foxy lady eh? by treehugger2005-05-27 04:45:03
  Dodgy (n/t) by hadji2005-05-27 03:29:28
  <light saber sound effect> (n/t) by Tourne2005-05-27 03:29:11
  Bee-slugger (fighter of bees!) (n/t) by treehugger2005-05-27 01:48:58
  Nothing at all. by Spisefisken2005-05-27 01:43:27
    How about by moddermonster2005-05-27 02:43:31
      Does that mean anything at all? by Spisefisken2005-05-27 03:29:56
        Ah, well, german... by moddermonster2005-05-27 05:09:29
  English. (n/t) by wheresthefish2005-05-27 01:33:14
  Lots of things. (n/t) by krikkert2005-05-27 01:18:33
  Hieraco >>>-------> Pepto Bismol by hieraco2005-05-27 00:50:41
  CafeineSaturatedUberGeek-ish (n/t) by Cokish2005-05-27 00:38:11
    mmmmm sounds crunchy (n/t) by RoyIreson2005-05-27 04:40:10
  Errr... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
    See? You got the same problem as me. (n/t) by moddermonster2005-05-27 02:41:53
      Hey, that one shouldn't be (n/t) (n/t) by moddermonster2005-05-27 05:11:57
    If you DO change your nick, better copyright by klar_at_work2005-05-27 00:53:31
  Kill Bill? NO! by Bill_Gates2005-05-27 00:20:43
  Worthless Bum by RetiQlum22005-05-27 00:19:26
    That would be BumToo or BumWho ? by Cokish2005-05-27 00:57:18
      The '2' is a relic froma change from ars v1.0... by RetiQlum22005-05-27 01:32:36
        Never asked kicky to 'fix' it ? by cokish2005-05-27 01:40:10
          Nope, I never bothered. by RetiQlum22005-05-27 01:43:18
  latte machiato (n/t) by stacato2005-05-27 00:17:55
  radix (n/t) by salix2005-05-27 00:15:34
  hey ya by Nea2005-05-27 00:09:07
    I must say that I would have pronounced your nick by afterburner2005-05-27 11:54:09
      Yep, by Nea2005-05-27 12:02:25
        OT: Now that you're down here by afterburner2005-05-27 12:03:41
          Done. (n/t) by Nea2005-05-27 12:57:58
    In Massachusetts by tigermouse2005-05-27 07:18:50
    All I can think of is Chia, by wheresthefish2005-05-27 01:30:42
      Not quite by Nea2005-05-27 11:56:03
        Well you learn something new every day. by wheresthefish2005-05-27 15:28:06
          Probably less time than it'll take me, though. by LionsPhil2005-05-27 17:47:11
      Good Goddess, We HOPE NOT! ((Grin)) n/t by shadowsystems2005-05-27 05:16:12
  tractor (sort of) by raptor_872005-05-27 00:08:10
    _daintykevin? (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-27 00:09:18
  Picks Snot! :) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-27 00:07:50
    Licks tart? Nicks cart? Sticks Lart? (n/t) by dodrian2005-05-27 00:10:38
      click fart (n/t) by shminux2005-05-27 00:13:19
  dodrian, erm... by dodrian2005-05-27 00:03:23
    orangutan? (n/t) by shminux2005-05-27 00:09:03
      Erm, No? :-) (n/t) by dodrian2005-05-27 00:11:25
  newt by oot2005-05-27 00:02:35
    She turned me into a newt! by RetiQlum22005-05-27 00:20:45
    not in proper English! (n/t) by shminux2005-05-27 00:03:10
      Wha? by oot2005-05-27 00:04:18
        Depends. Some people pronounce the 'w'. (n/t) by dodrian2005-05-27 00:05:56
          It's pronounced "nyoot". (n/t) by McNutcAse2005-05-27 00:07:29
            silly diphthong (n/t) by Nessalc2005-05-27 00:21:09
              How do you know she's wearing a thong? (n/t) by Sandhog2005-05-27 05:23:06
  You darn well ought to know. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2005-05-27 00:01:31
    You know, I don't think any of what I used rhymed by Kickstart2005-05-27 00:04:19
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  shesoldsoiledsheetssafelysoftlysanitized by ideur2005-05-27 00:03:53
    I've posted tongue twisters... by Kickstart2005-05-27 00:05:30
    I parse that "She sold soiled sheets..." by dodrian2005-05-27 00:05:01
      And you're the correct one :) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-27 00:06:37
        Ups! sorry, will do it again :-) (n/t) by ideur2005-05-27 00:08:38

 

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