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Cartoon for May 15, 2005
Strip for May 15, 2005
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Ah, the irony... (n/t) by creshal2010-04-03 12:47:52
Ug, I seem to be sicker than I thought. by Captain_Impavid2005-05-15 23:53:03
Copyright question: 1906 book by particle_canine2005-05-15 23:46:26
  Public Domain by phdfreddied2005-05-16 14:07:00
A site to help you decide by tully2006-11-19 12:55:59
forum by swampthing2005-05-15 22:52:44
  O yes, and dispite my haircut (or lack of) by hieraco2005-05-16 00:37:38
  Oh dear by MrTrick2005-05-15 23:31:55
    Cluttersquad: ATTACK! (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-05-15 23:35:49
  To expand on other responses... by particle_canine2005-05-15 23:20:33
    Why does everyone always forget us bisexuals? by Lis772005-05-15 23:36:36
      Conservatives weren't mentioned either. by kahuana2005-05-16 00:00:36
      !define bisexual by MrTrick2005-05-15 23:58:48
      ***so sorry**** :-) by particle_canine2005-05-15 23:47:29
    Please be careful with your language... by Arivia2005-05-15 23:35:17
      Not to be pedantic, but I will be: by RetiQlum22005-05-15 23:40:44
        Okay, wouldn't the TS person know herself? by Arivia2006-11-19 12:55:59
          "I'm one so I should know" by RetiQlum22005-05-16 00:07:21
      It's not a complete list, we probably have both by Lis772005-05-15 23:37:34
        I'm not sure. by Arivia2005-05-15 23:47:25
    Oh yes.. friendly 'warning': Gutter Fridays by particle_canine2005-05-15 23:22:10
      Bear in mind that it is 'innuendo'... by RetiQlum22005-05-15 23:37:41
  Run while you can!!! Ok joking aside by deadweasle2005-05-15 23:16:10
  Nah. by Llyr2005-05-15 23:11:20
    And he's a choirboy to boot. by RetiQlum22005-05-15 23:34:48
  Nope. by bimkins2005-05-15 23:09:05
    I have to have a PULSE?! by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 23:22:12
      Huh. I didn't realize that. by particle_canine2005-05-15 23:25:16
        Possibly... by RetiQlum22005-05-15 23:32:58
  This is a userfriendly forum. by MrTrick2005-05-15 23:09:02
    You forgot Jews: we're here too. by RetiQlum22005-05-15 23:31:39
      The evidence shows that he missed scientologists ( (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-16 13:05:00
      I don't believe that he mentioned atheists (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-16 13:04:02
      I'm not sure if he mentioned agnostics (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-16 12:59:42
So, what's everyone doing tonight? by SnArL2006-11-19 12:55:59
  This morning I'm at w**k, waiting for rollover (n/ (n/t) by JimK2005-05-15 23:56:55
  doing the evil work thing (n/t) by RoyIreson2005-05-15 23:23:51
  About to go to bed by Fayth2005-05-15 22:46:57
  sumatra by lunarrainn2005-05-15 22:31:11
    Oy! I almost read that wrong :P (n/t) by Fayth2005-05-15 22:47:34
    I drink it black by SnArL2005-05-15 22:38:40
  would I get modded for using a four letter word? by hieraco2005-05-15 22:29:12
    It's beautiful outside tonight too by watsondog2005-05-15 22:34:52
      no snow this week (n/t) by hieraco2005-05-15 22:49:49
        It was tuesday morning by watsondog2005-05-15 22:52:41
  Halo 2. :D (n/t) by Llyr2005-05-15 22:28:39
  Copying Max & Ruby shows off the TiVo by tully2005-05-15 22:26:12
  Listening to an eclectic CD-R, by watsondog2005-05-15 22:18:45
  Wishing it weren't Sunday. by themadkansan2005-05-15 22:13:09
    Wishing it was Sunday. (n/t) by Arachnid2005-05-15 22:24:48
      Wishing it was _last_ Sunday by tnglives2005-05-15 22:29:56
  The same thing we do every night, Pinky. by jmaxsohmer2005-05-15 22:09:36
    Do what I do... Brick, meet head. *crunch* by tnglives2005-05-15 22:12:54
  Um, that's not what they mean by ladyfingers. by tnglives2005-05-15 22:05:38
*snerk* by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hehe *bookmarks* by theanomaly2005-05-15 21:46:07
Condoleezza in a pink helmet and flak jacket? by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Just regular desert camo by tully2005-05-15 21:28:41
temporary delurk by Captain_Impavid2005-05-15 20:56:29
  Tank! by tnglives2005-05-15 22:26:11
  Good luck! by theanomaly2005-05-15 21:12:06
The Adventures of Hadji: Special Sunday Edition by hadji2005-05-15 20:50:18
Any UFies see auroras last night? by tully2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ye gods! I gotta move further north! by SnArL2005-05-15 21:51:08
  no...though we are too far in the city by j.butterfly2005-05-15 21:08:15
  Idaho ... eh...? by kahuana2005-05-15 20:43:13
    Out the back door, across the street by tully2005-05-15 21:05:55
      Uh... not a dam. More of a killdozer. Sorta. ^^ (n/t) by kahuana2005-05-15 22:32:10
      Oh, and about the "Irate Pirate". by tully2005-05-15 21:36:51
LOL! Racoons can be funny sometimes. by shorty822005-05-15 20:08:12
  Raccoons can carry rabies. by kahuana2005-05-15 20:16:08
    I know that they sometimes have rabies. by shorty822005-05-15 20:20:07
      But remember to videotape it... by kahuana2005-05-15 20:27:34
        LOL, but they're not rent-a-cops. by shorty822005-05-15 20:32:42
          Ahh. So it'd be... "C.A.M.P.U.S. C.O.P.S." by kahuana2005-05-15 20:39:37
    I'd not go that far. by themadkansan2005-05-15 20:19:56
      *lol* (n/t) by kahuana2005-05-15 20:23:53
  s/racoon/raccoon/ (all instances) (n/t) by shorty822005-05-15 20:09:11
>>>------->Edmonton UFies<-------<<< by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Email incoming - Monday preferred by theanomaly2005-05-15 21:10:24
Avast Maties! set the misinmast and pass the rum by hieraco2005-05-15 19:45:39
Top 100 Greatest Americans by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Martha Stewart?! by jmaxsohmer2005-05-15 22:11:54
    became US citizen (as did Bell) (n/t) by particle_canine2005-05-15 23:10:01
  What a pile of malarkey by run.dll2005-05-15 20:00:29
    Hmm... Steve Wozniak is missing. by kahuana2005-05-15 20:37:03
    Pons and Fleischer never made the list? *shocked* by kahuana2005-05-15 20:19:19
      Martin Fleishmann by run.dll2005-05-15 20:43:11
        Dang! And I got google hits for Fleischer too. by kahuana2005-05-15 20:49:06
    It was an AOL popularity poll... by binkley2005-05-15 20:12:10
  After reading the source by binkley2005-05-15 19:52:51
  Well they did include by hyzenthlay2005-05-15 19:52:10
  Amazing.. by binkley2005-05-15 19:40:49
  Arnold Schwarzenegger? Bwahahaa! by Esteis2005-05-15 19:36:35
  Besides.. by binkley2005-05-15 19:36:28
    Nope, he was born in the US (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-15 19:38:10
      I guess I do by binkley2005-05-15 19:42:39
        He never became a US citizen. by RetiQlum22005-05-15 23:44:58
Is it possible to block sites in Firefox? by Esteis2005-05-15 19:20:53
  Does the adblock extension block more than images? by bwkaz2005-05-15 19:58:47
  What OS? by Kickstart2005-05-15 19:34:13
    Windows XP on one box, 2000 on the other, by Esteis2005-05-15 19:39:03
      Here's a.... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Beddy-bye for me; by Esteis2005-05-15 19:27:56
Athlon, Opteron by dennismv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'd say dual-core. by themadkansan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    processors by dennismv2005-05-15 20:48:50
      I'd say... by themadkansan2005-05-15 21:48:36
      If it handles hyperthreading, it should do well by tnglives2005-05-15 21:48:08
So I've started my patio garden... by esbita2005-05-15 18:46:18
  Mine should be outside, but aren't yet. by tully2005-05-15 19:11:56
Just got back from Hersheypark with my girls by radiowave9112005-05-15 18:09:44
  any new Roller coasters at Hershy Park? by joecrouse2005-05-15 18:44:12
    Storm Runner is the newest for me by radiowave9112005-05-15 18:53:46
      sounds neat by joecrouse2005-05-15 19:03:39
        Hmmm...between you and tallastro, by radiowave9112005-05-15 19:05:52
          im only 1.5 hours away from harrisburgh by joecrouse2005-05-15 19:22:29
  Maybe we can meet you there by tallastro2005-05-15 18:17:31
    Depends on when.... by radiowave9112005-05-15 18:20:56
      Raleigh NC, roughly by tallastro2005-05-15 18:25:27
        The oldest is 8, the youngest is 2-1/2 by radiowave9112005-05-15 18:28:22
          that'll work by tallastro2005-05-15 18:41:04
Need neural interface. by LionsPhil2005-05-15 18:03:49
  Talk to Julian Saber. by hadji2005-05-15 20:57:37
  Your eyes are the firewall to your soul. (n/t) by kahuana2005-05-15 19:07:55
    No no, your eyes are the *mirror* to your soul. by Esteis2005-05-15 19:09:42
      In that analogy, what would be malware? (n/t) by Esteis2005-05-15 19:17:20
        goatse/tubgirl? by raptor_872005-05-15 20:15:56
          Imagine *that* being fed directly into the brain** by kahuana2005-05-15 20:22:46
  i'd be happy with just the Neural Interface by Freakazoid2005-05-15 18:18:16
  You don't need an upgrade, you need a whole new by Esteis2005-05-15 18:12:24
Fnargle! by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Is it alpha-channelled? by LionsPhil2005-05-15 18:45:55
    What I'm saying is... by MrTrick2005-05-15 19:20:03
      Oh, all right, by LionsPhil2005-05-15 19:36:32
        Thank you very much! by MrTrick2005-05-15 19:48:32
        Sent. by LionsPhil2005-05-15 19:43:02
  IE vs Firefox by fitzso2005-05-15 18:37:35
the Simpsons tonight was truly hysterical by voxwoman2005-05-15 18:00:09
  Taped it along with the finalEnterprise by hieraco2005-05-15 19:30:31
    That's okay... the last ep of Enterprise was forge by particle_canine2005-05-15 20:45:07
  I caught the last 15 minutes by thread_killer2005-05-15 18:26:50
  I wish I could watch by PsychoI3oy2005-05-15 18:11:22
LAST POST !!! by klaranth2005-05-15 17:22:37
  yeah... mine too. by Winsmith2005-05-15 19:09:36
  UN-FIRST POST!! by LionsPhil2005-05-15 18:56:14
  last posts are still verboten, though by Freakazoid2005-05-15 18:16:48
    But this one is a personal last post, by Esteis2005-05-15 18:30:59
income Tax rates by klaranth2005-05-15 17:10:47
  In the states it depends on a lot of things by thread_killer2005-05-15 19:48:23
  Canadian calculation is rather involved. by shminux2005-05-15 18:45:55
    Additionally... by Kickstart2005-05-15 19:11:15
      Subtractionally... by particle_canine2005-05-15 20:48:33
  We paid about 15% in the US this year (n/t) by hyzenthlay2005-05-15 17:42:33
  In Norway, I pay 0%. by krikkert2005-05-15 17:22:27
  33%, here by Arachnid2005-05-15 17:13:36
    Oops, correction by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    30-33% here in Sweden as well. by Scirocco2005-05-15 17:17:18
      Or 50 to 70 perscent. That just depends on how you by hej2005-05-15 21:39:31
W:ET on Linux by merlin2005-05-15 16:58:16
  sh filename.run by Winsmith2005-05-15 16:59:47
    Thanks!!! (n/t) by merlin2005-05-15 17:27:19
They're off to see the Wizard... by particle_canine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nope, gyrogremlins by run.dll2005-05-15 17:04:00
    "Because men have nipples!" (n/t) by Winsmith2005-05-15 17:04:52
      That's the Discoridan reasoning. by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Your cat (link) needs to be fixed ;) (n/t) by raptor_872005-05-15 18:50:47
          UFied already, it would seem. by LionsPhil2005-05-15 18:52:16
            I was able to get there (after the error page) by radiowave9112005-05-15 18:58:43
              Ah, referrer check, then. by LionsPhil2005-05-15 19:01:58
Will anyone join me in developing tomorrow's by Winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sounds like a (MP3~OGG)/ZIP/HTML mix??? (n/t) by imwacc02005-05-15 22:02:29
  Might I humbly suggest... by Illiad2005-05-15 18:37:40
    great suggestion. by Winsmith2005-05-15 18:47:30
  Interesting idea... by MrTrick2005-05-15 17:50:15
    well, of course you can't fit all music into the by Winsmith2005-05-15 18:51:52
  Watch out. Knowing more may simply induce boredom by Arachnid2005-05-15 16:36:59
    I have friends studying already by Winsmith2005-05-15 16:40:25
      Computer Science by Arachnid2005-05-15 16:43:16
        oh, and, regarding studying... by Winsmith2005-05-15 17:02:31
          I can't really imagine how that'd work by Arachnid2005-05-15 17:09:38
            yup... I probably fall in the mediocre category by Winsmith2005-05-15 17:34:47
        Nothing wrong really. by Winsmith2005-05-15 16:51:38
Well cops.... I'm guilty as sin, you truely got me by McGowan2005-05-15 16:11:44
  What? No erratic driving while reading a map? (n/t by klaranth2005-05-15 16:55:17
  And the third ticket? by run.dll2005-05-15 16:35:45
Linux Audio CD Help by merlin2005-05-15 15:51:58
  Advice Needed by merlin2005-05-15 16:34:25
    Depends on what group owns the files. by bwkaz2005-05-15 18:35:06
  have you checked by Winsmith2005-05-15 16:06:12
    No, there is not a wire, which by merlin2005-05-15 16:12:58
      xmms works under root. by merlin2005-05-15 16:23:55
        Maybe just set the permissions for /dev/hdc? by grunz2005-05-15 16:40:10
          works great, but... by heyguy2005-06-10 16:27:15
            nevermind, figured it out... by heyguy2005-06-11 11:56:55
        I don't know the exact options, but you might by Winsmith2005-05-15 16:37:23
  More info by merlin2005-05-15 16:00:31
Slide rule by run.dll2005-05-15 15:27:41
  Ehm, how about this one? by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Sweet by run.dll2005-05-15 15:45:03
      How does a slide rule work? (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-15 15:59:03
        It requires more thought than a calculator by run.dll2005-05-15 16:31:05
          I never learned to use the slide rule. by klaranth2005-05-15 16:40:47
            wowsers by dennismv2005-05-15 21:49:33
            they always had us break down by joecrouse2005-05-15 17:41:46
              Ummmm.... by pr7iDeS2005-05-15 23:57:11
              But adding all that up, wont give you the answer . by klaranth2005-05-15 22:52:19
              We did that, too. by Esteis2005-05-15 17:51:14
                I can up to 3 digits in my head. by joecrouse2005-05-15 17:53:03
                  That's quite good, I think. by Esteis2005-05-15 18:05:33
                    Oh no I like high tech. by joecrouse2005-05-15 19:01:58
        log a + log b = log (a*b) by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I want a slide rule. by kyrasantae2005-05-15 15:31:16
    Like this one? US$ 0.01 + US$ 6 shipping by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Good price for a 16" slide rule. by Llyr2005-05-15 16:35:25
        When I want all that info I go to my by joecrouse2005-05-15 17:50:36
          That sounds very useful. by Esteis2005-05-15 18:14:05
            grabbing it off shelf. by joecrouse2005-05-15 18:55:05
              CRC published Handbook of Chemistry & Physics by tskelton2005-05-15 19:10:45
                *laughs* by run.dll2005-05-15 20:09:51
                In the Netherlands at sec. school, we have Binas; by Esteis2005-05-15 19:16:31
              Thank you very much. by Esteis2005-05-15 19:04:36
        go here ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You can find them for cheap. by McNutcAse2005-05-15 15:32:51
      Yep by run.dll2005-05-15 15:41:18
Oi! Hadji... Glad you liked the sequence... by moongoddess2005-05-15 15:18:51
  Yep. by hadji2005-05-15 15:21:26
    Sometimes people in that situation want people to by Winsmith2005-05-15 17:04:17
    Don't do what? :) (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-15 16:29:53
    Best of luck to you both (n/t) by moongoddess2005-05-15 16:07:03
So they decided to start divorce proceedings. by hadji2005-05-15 15:14:32
  Sounds like my cousin's situation. by esbita2005-05-15 18:10:38
  {{{hadji}}} by McGowan2005-05-15 16:27:06
  If you're selling popcorn... by theanomaly2005-05-15 15:58:40
  Sounds like a buddy I had once. by Mad_Peter2005-05-15 15:43:52
  Popcorn? Sounds like a traditional C&W song! :-) by kahuana2005-05-15 15:30:30
    No pickup truck, though. (n/t) by tnglives2005-05-15 15:32:48
Well, I guess a grandchild wants to get whacked. by ChuckAB2005-05-15 15:09:37
ATTN BC Voters (BC-STV) by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Neat. by particle_canine2005-05-15 16:35:19
Update for you... by McNutcAse2005-05-15 14:52:53
  Probably jetlag or one of those 24 hour things by PsychoI3oy2005-05-15 15:01:08
    Some bastidge flew sick. by McNutcAse2005-05-15 15:03:53
      Don't ALWAYS blame the passenger by Vetitice2005-05-15 15:49:32
      I highly recommend Mr. Beard's airline by chipmunk22005-05-15 15:11:21
        Oh, BA have caught up with "have your own screen". by McNutcAse2005-05-15 15:15:19
  Feel better! by sylvan2005-05-15 14:58:00
    Just wish it hadn't chosen today by McNutcAse2005-05-15 15:01:53
      That bites... :-( (n/t) by sylvan2005-05-15 15:15:04
Never start reading a new webcomic... by jmaxsohmer2005-05-15 14:33:46
  So you complain here instead of working. by tnglives2005-05-15 14:36:32
    Hear Hear!! by watsondog2005-05-15 23:03:40
    Yep. by jmaxsohmer2005-05-15 14:50:01
  What? That sounds like a normal day to me? (n/t) by corvus_one2005-05-15 14:36:17
Shaven! by Esteis2005-05-15 14:30:15
  There's a really scary photo of me somewhere... by McNutcAse2005-05-15 15:19:34
  but not stirred.. by corvus_one2005-05-15 14:33:16
  ... not stirred ... (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-15 14:33:01
    A vodka mulletini? by tnglives2005-05-15 14:51:00
      How does James Bond introduce himself in French? by Esteis2005-05-15 15:08:11
        babelfish translates that as "jam good". by tnglives2005-05-15 15:17:16
          "Jambon" by Esteis2005-05-15 15:20:21
            Ah. Same spelling in Spanish. Shoulda' caught that (n/t) by tnglives2005-05-15 15:30:17
  So we will finally get to see whom to ... by klaranth2005-05-15 14:32:45
    I seem to recall... I posted a pic somewhere? by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ahh...now I remember... by esbita2005-05-15 18:14:07
        I know -- it's cold as it is, even in summer; by Esteis2005-05-15 18:27:25
          And wear sunscreen. by esbita2005-05-15 18:38:59
            Ooh, good one! by Esteis2005-05-15 19:08:16
      Eeep. Dang, you're a kid still .... by klaranth2005-05-15 14:49:56
        I'll take that as a compliment. :-) by Esteis2005-05-15 15:00:11
      Awww, how cute. (n/t) by krikkert2005-05-15 14:46:10
        ::blush:: Thank you :-) by Esteis2005-05-15 15:07:02
Ick. Yogurt. by farfalla2005-05-15 14:03:03
  Ick. "Thousand year old" egg. by Concept2005-05-15 21:09:05
  That's because by run.dll2005-05-15 14:22:44
  Ick. Cod tongues. by sylvan2005-05-15 14:10:18
    cod tongues by replicant3542005-05-15 15:32:19
      Liver is genetic. by Tomo2005-05-15 15:39:55
        Same with Celery by Vetitice2005-05-15 19:38:48
    Flounders and soles. by Esteis2005-05-15 14:36:32
      *chuckles* (n/t) by sylvan2005-05-15 14:51:48
  Ick. Cucumber. by Esteis2005-05-15 14:06:40
World's Worst Stain by sylvan2005-05-15 13:48:43
  Banana sap by tallastro2005-05-15 18:34:50
  Liquorice. by Esteis2005-05-15 17:10:54
  Bong water. by BrainBug2005-05-15 17:00:37
  Potassium permanganate by VCA2005-05-15 14:19:16
    Evil trick... by scaddenp2005-05-15 15:41:54
    Aye. by McNutcAse2005-05-15 15:05:32
    Oh yeah, that stuff is vile... (n/t) by sylvan2005-05-15 14:36:54
  Drinky Bird on Corian by archnerd2006-11-19 12:55:59
    What a cool thingie! Aw, now I want one... (n/t) by sylvan2005-05-15 14:36:13
  This one girl I know had this blue dress..... (n/t by Kickstart2005-05-15 13:55:41
    IDGI :-/ (n/t) by krikkert2005-05-15 14:35:12
      Clinton? (n/t) by langly2005-05-15 14:44:16
        Most likely too young to know about it. by bensun2005-05-15 14:48:08
          21, he is. by Esteis2005-05-15 15:29:07
            Before I get LARTed: by Esteis2005-05-15 19:29:17
          *shrug* by jiteo2005-05-15 14:58:29
            I didn't remember the color. by Pic2005-05-15 15:25:03
    Tok me a minute or two to get the referance. by hieraco2005-05-15 14:15:45
    (n/t)? (n/t)?! by sylvan2005-05-15 14:04:10
    Heh. (n/t) by bensun2005-05-15 14:02:27
  Baked beans boiling over in the oven by hieraco2005-05-15 13:53:09
Tech question by Kickstart2005-05-15 13:47:03
  Client side, I assume? by LionsPhil2005-05-15 14:49:46
    Looks like Java is the tool to use by Kickstart2005-05-15 15:08:56
  The same technology as if it was reading a HDD. ;) (n/t) by Arachnid2005-05-15 13:57:54
  I'd use Java cause that's what I know by sylvan2005-05-15 13:56:13
    True. by Kickstart2005-05-15 13:58:36
  Assuming that the USB drive contains noraml files, by Eric3_141592005-05-15 13:55:39
    Yeah, should by Kickstart2005-05-15 13:57:39
      That rules out Java by sylvan2005-05-15 14:14:03
        Ok, ruling out that preference... by Kickstart2005-05-15 14:42:15
          Depending on what you plan to do with the files... by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Huge thanks! by Kickstart2005-05-15 18:15:46
          Hmm, not really... by sylvan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  fortran. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-05-15 13:47:38
    I was thinking perhaps Brainf***. (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-15 13:54:40
Online _video_ rental? by oot2005-05-15 13:16:42
  I think you're out of luck. by RetiQlum22005-05-15 13:35:51
    Thank you (n/t) by oot2005-05-15 15:45:19
      Thanking people for bad news? What kind of evil by tnglives2005-05-15 15:56:16
        For the reply, and the "would offer" by oot2005-05-15 16:09:17
  Doubtful, very doubtful. by shorty822005-05-15 13:25:49
    Thanks (n/t) by oot2005-05-15 15:45:33
    Not to mention the increased cost of VHS by MikeCDN2005-05-15 15:02:41
    Yeah, I know of at least one indie... by McNutcAse2005-05-15 14:49:02
      Just one indie? by BrainBug2005-05-15 17:52:35
      Hence the capital "A"? by LionsPhil2005-05-15 14:50:39
        Nope, first instinct was right. by McNutcAse2005-05-15 15:09:15
          "Hopefully will become your default location"? by oot2005-05-15 15:46:34
            huh? Seems I missed something there... (n/t) by Winsmith2005-05-15 16:58:55
            That's very tentative as yet. by McNutcAse2005-05-15 15:55:39
              *must not make "Plug'n'Play" joke* by LionsPhil2005-05-15 17:43:06
              Please, no mention of backward compatibility. (n/t) by tnglives2005-05-15 15:57:44
                Well, it IS California. by Vetitice2005-05-15 16:08:19
Asteroid habitat engineering by SnappingTurtle2005-05-15 12:46:37
  Must inflate gently by carl522005-05-15 14:25:22
    Oh dear... by sylvan2005-05-15 14:55:46
      Which should be done _very_ gently. by tnglives2005-05-15 14:59:12
  Would this help? by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yes, that will help. Thanks! (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-05-15 18:44:26
  What's the composition of the asteroid? (n/t) by hadji2005-05-15 12:53:59
    Um... not sure by SnappingTurtle2005-05-15 12:57:15
      Avoide use of explosives in a vacuum by hieraco2005-05-15 13:30:36
        Better yet: by RetiQlum22005-05-15 13:40:24
      Will you be renting out living space? by sylvan2005-05-15 13:12:36
And Yes And No Thread by SnappingTurtle2005-05-15 12:21:29
  And yes, I'm sure examples will give you the idea (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-05-15 12:22:01
    And no, you don't have to participate (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-05-15 12:22:43
      And yes, I will be participating anyway.. by sylvan2005-05-15 13:10:01
      And yes, I'm bored, so I'm doing this thread (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-05-15 12:23:22
        And yes, you stole the idea... by arktus2006-11-19 12:55:59
          And yes, I did notice that. by jmaxsohmer2005-05-15 12:36:33
            And no, I don't have any idea which should be next by tnglives2005-05-15 14:56:42
        And no, of *course* you won't be executed dearie! (n/t) by krikkert2005-05-15 12:28:44
          And yes, it was hard for me to come up with a rply (n/t) by dodrian2005-05-15 12:32:17
            And no, I'm not going to correct the typo. (n/t) by hadji2005-05-15 12:42:26
              And no, that wasn't a typo, short subject line. (n (n/t) by dodrian2005-05-15 12:46:51
              And no, I didn't notice it was a typo (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-05-15 12:42:59
                And yes, I know I broke the yes/no pattern (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-05-15 12:43:20
                  And no, we're not going to by hadji2005-05-15 12:47:14
                    And yes, I know I have long, protruding nose hairs by SnappingTurtle2005-05-15 12:49:07
                      And no (just... just no.) , that's TMI. (n/t) by bensun2005-05-15 12:55:55
                      And no, I'm not talking to you til they are gone ( (n/t) by Lis772005-05-15 12:55:47
                        And yes, I know that that's an immature reaction. (n/t) by Esteis2005-05-15 16:45:53
How soon til US texts claim Iraq downed the WTC? by particle_canine2005-05-15 12:15:57
  Ummm... by skippy-ish_guy2005-05-15 13:30:03
The acronym for "I'm not a geek"... by jmaxsohmer2005-05-15 12:10:57
  That is good by serindipity2005-05-15 19:43:09
  I'm sooo going to steal that one! (n/t) by corvus_one2005-05-15 12:12:23
    No problem, as long as you cite your source! by jmaxsohmer2005-05-15 12:14:53
      I won't pass it off as my own by corvus_one2005-05-15 12:54:56
        Nice try. by jmaxsohmer2005-05-15 13:24:00
Song of the day (weekend) by Hellahulla2005-05-15 11:52:48
ASOTM (Another Song Of The Moment) by ideur2005-05-15 11:45:08
Wish me luck and Godspeed, please! by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 11:43:12
  May the Force be with you! by jmaxsohmer2005-05-15 11:53:55
ATTN : MatthewDBA by klaranth2005-05-15 10:51:55
IE on the mac. by Michiel2005-05-15 10:21:11
  Safari VS MSIE for Mac stats by Arachnid2005-05-15 19:57:12
  I wasn't aware MS released IE for Linux :-) by kahuana2005-05-15 11:15:49
    I know that there was at one time a "unix" port by nix2005-05-15 11:18:57
      It was IE 3... by Anonymous Freak2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A request. by Michiel2005-05-15 10:37:25
    Mac Minis are cheap ;) (n/t) by Arachnid2005-05-15 15:17:30
    I oughta be able to help out there. by Mad_Peter2005-05-15 10:58:25
      Thanks! by Michiel2005-05-15 11:02:20
        You got it! by Mad_Peter2005-05-15 11:16:07
  I found something. by Michiel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Is that the requirement, verbatim? by LionsPhil2005-05-15 10:23:19
    The one I'm writing the site for by Michiel2005-05-15 10:29:18
Not Kickstart's Bazarrrrrrrrrrrrr Arrr! by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Quote : "Nightmare Before Christmas" by klaranth2005-05-15 09:25:29
    Heh. I think it was either the cat or the by voxwoman2005-05-15 09:42:09
      Uhuh .... I believe you. (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-15 09:59:19
W:ET anyone? (n/t) by Eric3_141592005-05-15 09:06:15
  Love to - but I have to mow the yard first.... (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-05-15 09:10:51
    Sorry, I think I chased him off... by arktus2005-05-15 10:20:30
      Heh. Well, that was part of it. by Eric3_141592005-05-15 10:33:21
  If not that, then UT2004? ;-) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-15 09:08:05
    Is there a server where I could play with by Fayth2005-05-15 10:24:01
      KS has started the server by j.butterfly2005-05-15 10:31:57
        Okie Dokie (n/t) by Fayth2005-05-15 10:32:43
          Ok, NOT Okie Dokie by Fayth2005-05-15 10:37:38
            Eh? by LionsPhil2005-05-15 14:40:19
            Sorry, didn't know that was an issue by Kickstart2005-05-15 11:44:17
            oh, that sucks. :( (n/t) by j.butterfly2005-05-15 10:46:06
      there is: by j.butterfly2005-05-15 10:30:44
        Thank you :) (n/t) by Fayth2005-05-15 10:32:13
          you're welcome...post here is you by j.butterfly2005-05-15 10:36:18
            Oops by Fayth2005-05-15 10:38:31
    Stop luring our W:ET players away. :( by Scirocco2005-05-15 09:50:46
      It'd be luring them away if... by Kickstart2005-05-15 10:14:33
        Good... good... by Scirocco2005-05-15 12:01:08
        Sorry, I'm meddling with Palm development ATM. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-15 10:18:14
      Illiad still plays CoD? by LionsPhil2005-05-15 09:52:21
        What does CoD stand for? (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-15 11:11:10
          Cash on Delivery. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-05-15 17:43:12
          Call of Duty by corvus_one2005-05-15 11:29:48
        UF server? ;P (n/t) by krikkert2005-05-15 10:03:23
          There *is* one? by LionsPhil2005-05-15 10:07:22
        *orders kevlar clothing for Illiad* (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 09:55:57
    Half-an-hour or so from now? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-15 09:21:21
    Would have loved to, BUT (as always) by corvus_one2005-05-15 09:16:50
      Oh joy! by corvus_one2005-05-15 10:20:35
Well, PalmSource Inc. suck. by LionsPhil2005-05-15 09:02:37
  The registration form for Computing magazine: by Jeff_UK2005-05-15 09:32:42
  Ahaha! Idiots. by LionsPhil2005-05-15 09:20:40
    Heh, i've got a program for that by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Oh, excellent! Thanks dude. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-15 14:41:24
        *blinks* by tnglives2005-05-15 15:03:00
          I frequently say "dude". (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-15 17:55:36
I just saw "Attack of the Clones" for the 1st time by fudje2005-05-15 08:39:11
  I sorta liked it. by staticsan2005-05-15 17:36:22
  Geonosis. The planet was called Geonosis. by jmaxsohmer2005-05-15 11:41:44
  I wasn't very impressed with it, either by Liava2005-05-15 11:41:20
  *Laugh* Sure they will be :-p (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-05-15 10:09:42
Typical US Business in China by gordonf2005-05-15 08:38:33
  *hee hee* How many people will turn that into a by kahuana2005-05-15 11:26:47
  Could you supply some details on the virus stuff? (n/t) by nix2005-05-15 09:18:40
Crap. At least travel insurance will cover it... by McNutcAse2005-05-15 08:35:10
  {{{McNutcase}}} by Tomo2005-05-15 14:20:17
  {{{{{McNutcase}}}}} by oot2005-05-15 12:28:41
  Pants. by LionsPhil2005-05-15 09:04:19
    Today of all days. by McNutcAse2005-05-15 09:06:02
      Well, I have this sore throat... by LionsPhil2005-05-15 14:43:04
  L-Lysine!!! by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 08:39:37
AIM bots by OnDemand2005-05-15 08:34:15
  Yeah, *that* sounds secure... by LionsPhil2005-05-15 09:37:32
  Sorry, no help, but when I read by Concept2005-05-15 08:40:29
WHAT IS A MARINE? by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 08:22:57
  What is a Marine?!?! by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    SIR! NO QUESTIONS, SIR! (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-05-15 11:49:31
  If you're going to post inbox-grade crud, by LionsPhil2005-05-15 09:48:25
    AArgh! by hej2005-05-15 22:49:15
    Sorry -- but I thought I'd done that. by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 09:52:34
      Ok. by LionsPhil2005-05-15 09:55:14
        *makes note -- buy more dark chocolate* (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 09:57:14
  Was that supposed to be inspiring or insulting? by Dazed2005-05-15 09:19:52
    Ye great greasy gonads of Satan by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 09:53:55
      Guess I just don't find the military funny by Dazed2005-05-15 10:48:32
        If you don't find the military funny, by tskelton2005-05-15 18:37:21
      I must remember that line. by chipmunk22005-05-15 10:20:43
Merry Meet -- Question: Candle Magic by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 08:20:29
  Light blue as opposed to dark blue by hieraco2005-05-15 13:18:10
  Just make sure the candles DO NOT have by voxwoman2005-05-15 09:13:10
    I forgot about that too. Thanks. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-05-15 09:16:38
      I don't do candle magick much anymore by voxwoman2005-05-15 09:19:15
        It's all about 'what works for you' by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 09:42:44
  I use blue for healing. by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I thank you, too by pamletnola2005-05-15 12:01:51
      I'm over on LiveJournal. Same nick as here. by NOLAWitch2005-05-15 12:18:23
    And in return, I offer by Bastetsmuse2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I forgot to mention... by NOLAWitch2005-05-15 09:08:19
    Thank you! by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 08:56:59
      I've got two Frankensystems that are by NOLAWitch2005-05-15 09:05:30
ATTN MODS: FAQ needs some cleanin up. by Jeff_UK2005-05-15 08:02:10
  Excuse me while I LART shoty82... by LionsPhil2005-05-15 09:07:18
    just look at the british legal system :) by Jeff_UK2005-05-15 09:10:15
  It's being taken care of. :) (n/t) by krikkert2005-05-15 08:02:59
    Aye aye cap'n krikkert. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-15 08:05:18
      At ease, sailor. by krikkert2005-05-15 08:07:33
        Gah! 294 MB? *waits* (n/t) by merlin2005-05-15 08:30:27
          And when you start it for the first time, by krikkert2005-05-15 09:44:40
        Any tips? by corvus_one2005-05-15 08:13:52
          Start a battle yourself. by krikkert2005-05-15 09:41:34
<Deleted><Deleted>2005-05-15 08:01:53
  Moderated: first posts are not allowed. by purplepineapple2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Would a last post be permitted at 23:59h? by hieraco2005-05-15 13:08:48
      Not from my understanding of the rules. by purplepineapple2005-05-15 16:10:14
      Doubtful. by shorty822005-05-15 13:31:29
        Lost in the mail? (n/t) by hieraco2005-05-15 13:51:42
    <Deleted><Deleted>2005-05-15 16:08:12
      Moderated: double post (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-05-15 16:08:27
      Argh! Mods! double post. by hieraco2005-05-15 13:09:37
    I don't think he was trying to "first post"... by Ravenlock2005-05-15 08:24:41
      "HELLO WORLD" ? :) (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-15 08:49:12
      There was no meaningful content, by Jeff_UK2005-05-15 08:28:06
        True 'nuf. (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-05-15 08:47:06
  Hrrmm.. by corvus_one2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Create a diary, please. by krikkert2005-05-15 08:01:33
    How many diaries are made by now? by klaranth2005-05-15 08:23:31
    Oh you are invidious :) by Winsmith2005-05-15 08:12:35
      Amended: Please create a DIARY by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 08:24:10
  3...2...1... (n/t) by Winsmith2005-05-15 08:00:23
    when? where? the suspense is killing me. (n/t) by sirme2005-05-15 11:45:33
Edmonton UFies! Importnat Anouncement by hieraco2005-05-15 07:02:45
  Dagger Dagger, spill chequer mall-fraction (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-15 07:32:21
    Spelling corrected version. by hieraco2005-05-15 13:06:27
    Wet-ware malfunction by hieraco2005-05-15 13:05:15
Oldie but goodie - Mission Mainframe :) (n/t) by romandas2005-05-15 07:02:23
CHHHIIIILLLLDDDRREEENNN!!!!! by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 06:58:03
  apparently that is true. by Blindman2005-05-15 14:31:44
  I woke my dad up at 630 this morning.. by Jeff_UK2005-05-15 07:29:02
  My Pugs got me up at 0530 by DesertRat662005-05-15 07:20:22
    Men who do laundry and clean... by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 07:31:47
      I'm quite domesticated for a rat by DesertRat662005-05-15 08:07:14
      Naw.. There's only one DesertRat66! :) by krikkert2005-05-15 07:32:49
  {{{Bastetsmuse}}} by Reddy2005-05-15 07:16:44
  wait till they hit their teenage years by voxwoman2005-05-15 07:00:18
    Kid is nearly 11. by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 07:01:44
      I woke before the kid today - by voxwoman2005-05-15 07:04:50
        Time to build a simba poop-launching ballista. by tskelton2005-05-15 18:27:38
Will i get away with this? by Jeff_UK2005-05-15 06:42:19
  Reference: by Jeff_UK2006-11-19 12:55:59
  s/and/are. But you guessed that already :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-15 07:06:59
  I second the motion (although I'm not help desk) ( (n/t) by hieraco2005-05-15 06:59:30
  You can only get away with it IF by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 06:58:57
    Or Belgium. (n/t) by Dshade2005-05-15 12:27:41
    thats not true Only 3 counties in Nevada by joecrouse2005-05-15 08:03:02
      It's legal everywere in the west by hej2005-05-15 23:00:39
    Nevada's not in the USA? :P (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-15 07:21:52
    Or Germany, particularly near Frankfurt am Main (n (n/t) by romandas2005-05-15 07:01:48
HEY! who broke the Internet? by hieraco2005-05-15 06:39:59
  Then someone needs their by corvus_one2005-05-15 06:48:46
    Internet (or more specific UF) is sanity critical (n/t) by hieraco2005-05-15 07:00:32
      Get some emulated games by joecrouse2005-05-15 10:09:39
A Robert A. Heinlein moment. by corvus_one2005-05-15 06:21:18
  Pale blue dot by sylvan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Grrr... missed a line.. by corvus_one2005-05-15 06:28:31
    I wrote some really nice music for that once by voxwoman2005-05-15 06:38:30
      Really? Sounds interesting.. by corvus_one2005-05-15 06:46:24
      /heh, try the tune of "Deck the halls..." (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-15 06:45:36
Question about MP3 and Patents by Winsmith2005-05-15 06:11:20
  Okay, so take a look at my concept if you like by Winsmith2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Probably not... by placidpsychosis2005-05-15 06:56:32
    Not quite sure. by BrainBug2006-11-19 12:55:59
      hmm.... intereshting... by Winsmith2005-05-15 09:43:11
        Yah. Fraunhoffer pulled a "Unisys" on us. by kahuana2005-05-15 11:06:34
          When did Unisys do that? (n/t) by rook_mtl2005-05-15 12:26:37
            GIF. by tnglives2005-05-15 15:07:53
    Okay, thanks :) by Winsmith2005-05-15 07:18:37
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
what the bleep do we know by thetree2005-05-15 05:25:47
  From what I've heard by run.dll2005-05-15 14:47:51
  hmm interested too by dennismv2005-05-15 05:39:40
Ok, i get it, Kades bought a LOT of cycles... by Nightwind2005-05-15 05:18:22
  /me owns a burr grinder by Bastetsmuse2005-05-15 07:04:12
  IANACD*, but I believe it's coarse by nedludd2005-05-15 05:43:39
attn: klaranth by dennismv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Found the adult form of your cloak ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
    thanks by dennismv2005-05-15 05:49:56
      oh I also noticed your post below by dennismv2005-05-15 06:06:36
        you have to make up some name for it by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  there's an attn: dennismv down \|/ there (n/t) by Nightwind2005-05-15 05:19:41
    thanx, yup, saw it, I'm getting there soon :) (n/t) by dennismv2005-05-15 05:33:25
fire, water and chemistry by dennismv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  cool picture by Nightwind2005-05-15 05:10:55
    thanks by dennismv2006-11-19 12:55:59
      My guess: by ExO_DsR2005-05-15 08:34:53
        i'll second that. by unjust2005-05-15 09:16:26
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
Dear God I need a coffee by MikeCDN2005-05-15 04:58:06
  i used to keep an emergancy stash by Nightwind2005-05-15 05:03:19
Anyone know where this week's LOTW has gone to? (n (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-15 04:54:05
  good point, i've got time i want to kill (n/t) by Nightwind2005-05-15 05:24:00
SOTM by hej2005-05-15 04:45:23
  from that disk by Nightwind2005-05-15 04:46:47
ATTN: AshyRaine by RoyIreson2005-05-15 04:45:03
  Aye aye! (n/t) by AshyRaine2005-05-15 16:28:14
The name of the head of the traffic department by watsondog2005-05-15 04:44:08
  there's an I M Nosey that caught my x by Nightwind2005-05-15 04:45:32
the 6n3y th5ng 06re a0az5ng by Nightwind2006-11-19 12:55:59
  /s/then/than/ (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-15 04:37:32
    you know i'm on the do not correct list by Nightwind2005-05-15 04:40:13
      :Ž (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-15 05:26:02
        ah, so you recognise humor when you see it by Nightwind2005-05-15 05:43:34
The relationship is now officially Dead. by krikkert2005-05-15 04:18:21
  Has a beer for you in lieu of holdign by joecrouse2005-05-15 15:23:34
  {{{both parties}}} (n/t) by gibbo_monster2005-05-15 14:22:38
  I'm sorry. by Esteis2005-05-15 14:05:09
  {{{krikkert}}} by Trinity_Quasar2005-05-15 14:02:15
    {{{Trinity_Quasar}}} by Tomo2005-05-15 14:06:33
  I am sorry to hear that. by bimkins2005-05-15 13:52:47
  I'm real sorry... by sylvan2005-05-15 13:17:59
  {{{krikkert}}} by chrisP2005-05-15 12:48:33
  One question... by krikkert2005-05-15 09:42:53
    Because I think TQs behaviour... by Kickstart2005-05-15 10:17:09
    I sent you an icq for my response. (n/t) by j.butterfly2005-05-15 10:10:14
    Two possible hypothesiseseses: by LionsPhil2005-05-15 09:50:40
      3) She's not the person being replied to? (n/t) by Vetitice2005-05-15 10:14:03
        I would think so too (n/t) by ixeian2005-05-15 10:49:49
  {{{krikkert}}} by esbita2005-05-15 09:20:43
  Sorry it ended this way by Kickstart2005-05-15 09:01:10
  {{{krikkert}}} by Spud312005-05-15 07:46:53
  {{{krikkert}}} (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-05-15 07:41:39
  Aww dude.. by polaryzed2005-05-15 07:38:48
  {{{Krikkert}}} by Reddy2005-05-15 07:18:04
  {{{krikkert}}} (n/t) by voxwoman2005-05-15 06:58:59
  *pats on the back* by stacato2005-05-15 04:43:07
    there is a saying by thetree2005-05-15 05:41:27
      "Better to have loved and lost, by Tomo2005-05-15 06:17:17
  :( Poor Krikkert by klaranth2005-05-15 04:39:08
  *tight hugs* (n/t) by AshyRaine2005-05-15 04:36:43
  {{krikkert}} (n/t) by watsondog2005-05-15 04:32:23
  {{{krikkert}}} by Tomo2005-05-15 04:28:06
  Sorry Krikkert (n/t) by RoyIreson2005-05-15 04:25:48
  {{{Krikkert}}} by Nightwind2005-05-15 04:22:19
A lecture about internet consorship in China was by mad marty2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I like what it says at the end of the page... by coder132005-05-15 07:31:24
Anybody getting a lot of new German- by Evil_Minion2005-05-15 03:02:31
  i got one from postbank.de by thetree2005-05-15 05:32:02
  Yup by jacksonj042005-05-15 03:28:27
  according to heise.de... by FraggyTheUndead2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yes, and it's coming to my work. by RoyIreson2005-05-15 03:07:25
    Yeah, these guys are hitting large employers, by Evil_Minion2005-05-15 03:12:51
I see a little silhouetto of a man... (n/t) by watsondog2005-05-15 02:55:26
  Scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango.. (n/t) by rhinobird2005-05-15 02:59:08
    Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightning.. (n/t) by RoyIreson2005-05-15 03:04:29
      me ... (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-15 03:07:37
        Galileo (n/t) by rhinobird2005-05-15 03:27:30
          Galileo, figaroooo (n/t) by Nightwind2005-05-15 04:28:58
            Magnifico-o-o-o- (n/t) by watsondog2005-05-15 04:33:02
              I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves ... (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-15 04:52:48
              I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me (n/t) by RoyIreson2005-05-15 04:52:42
                he's just a poor boy from a poor family (n/t) by Nightwind2005-05-15 04:53:32
                  Spare him his life from this monstrosity! (n/t) by Tomo2005-05-15 04:57:44
                    easy come easy go will you let me go? (n/t) by RoyIreson2005-05-15 04:59:25
                      No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!(n/t) by Nightwind2005-05-15 05:04:29
                        Mamma mia mamma mia mamma mia let me go! (n/t) by Tomo2005-05-15 05:05:26
                          Bismillah NO! We will not let you go! (n/t) by BaruMonkey2005-05-15 05:46:03
                            Let him go! (n/t) by treehugger2005-05-15 06:04:49
                              We will not let you go! (n/t) by Tomo2005-05-15 06:18:31
                                Belezbub has a devil put aside for me! (n/t) by hieraco2005-05-15 06:56:11
                                For MEE, for MEEEEEEE!!! (n/t) by Tomo2005-05-15 07:10:19
                                *guitar solo* *headbanging* (n/t) by Tomo2005-05-15 07:10:35
                                So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? (n/t) by BaruMonkey2005-05-15 15:25:35
                                So you think you can love me and leave me to die? (n/t) by rhinobird2005-05-15 23:57:22
                                Oh Baby! Can't do this to me me baby! (n/t) by rhinobird2005-05-15 23:57:57
                                Just got to get out! (n/t) by rhinobird2005-05-15 23:58:39
                                Just gotta get right out of here! (n/t) by rhinobird2005-05-15 23:58:59
Attn dennismv regarding printers.... by Electric Storm2006-11-19 12:55:59
  while it's here by Nightwind2005-05-15 02:35:21
    Yes! I bought a Lexmark in Walmart by Tomo2005-05-15 04:47:36
      unfortunatly by Nightwind2005-05-15 04:50:44
        thanks by dennismv2005-05-15 05:50:38
        Damn them! Damn them all the way to Hades! by Tomo2005-05-15 04:54:26
    welll regarding that... by Electric Storm2005-05-15 02:41:10
  correction.... by Electric Storm2005-05-15 02:34:46
ATTN Illiad -- you have email (somewhat urgent...) by niwikki2005-05-15 01:27:42
  Butting in.... by watsondog2005-05-15 04:34:29
  I want to refer you to Dave by rhinobird2005-05-15 03:39:46
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways, the Café at the end of the UFieverse! by krikkert2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Morning krikkert, you want me to stop opening by treehugger2005-05-15 06:05:44
    Well, by krikkert2005-05-15 07:34:34
      k, will not open then by treehugger2005-05-15 10:20:58
  ah, tea... by Nightwind2005-05-15 04:32:42
  One birthday cake, please? by AshyRaine2005-05-15 04:21:35
    Hyvää syntymäpäivää :o) (n/t) by afterburner2005-05-15 04:40:48
    Happy Birthday! by RoyIreson2005-05-15 04:30:12
    hippo birdy two ew (n/t) by Nightwind2005-05-15 04:29:48
    Coming right up, m'dear! by krikkert2005-05-15 04:24:30
      Indeed!! Thank you and... by AshyRaine2005-05-15 04:34:14
        have you been visiited on yur birthday yet? by Nightwind2005-05-15 04:42:37
  evening. by dab2005-05-15 02:35:59
    *serves a cup of finished and an assignment of tea by krikkert2005-05-15 03:11:59
      heh by dab2005-05-15 03:17:32
  YAAWN. *Gets a Super Mug of Black As Sin* by Cokish2005-05-15 02:03:01
    Da. by krikkert2005-05-15 03:11:20
      that was intersting by Nightwind2005-05-15 04:30:47
  Morning. by RetiQlum22005-05-15 01:13:45
    how are you still awake? by Nightwind2005-05-15 01:41:44
      Insomnia and Delayed Phase Sleep Disorder. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-05-15 01:42:24
        ah... by Nightwind2005-05-15 02:00:19
    I'm not. (n/t) by krikkert2005-05-15 01:31:58
      *sends emergency air shipment of BAS* (n/t) by Cokish2005-05-15 02:04:58
      Drop me an e-mail if I can help. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-05-15 01:45:33
Check out today's GPF. It's pretty good. by nix2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I wonder if by tully2005-05-15 19:39:02
  first thought: by Cokish2005-05-15 02:11:37
  beautiful (n/t) by Nightwind2005-05-15 01:44:51
Wow! I have stayed awake for Rollover?! by kiwifruit2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN : Dennismv by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by Kickstart2005-05-15 00:10:01
  Thermentosis by Nightwind2005-05-15 05:11:59
    Thermentosis by Concept2005-05-15 08:47:33
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2005-05-15 00:03:33
  Aunt Veru and Uncle Owen. by RetiQlum22005-05-15 00:08:34
    No! by Arivia2005-05-15 00:13:44
      That was probably a typo, you know... by jmaxsohmer2005-05-15 00:32:06
        Possibly. by Arivia2005-05-15 00:51:37
          I misheard it. Not a typo. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-05-15 01:04:08
            Roger, roger! by jmaxsohmer2005-05-15 11:59:08
            Typo, negative. (n/t) by hadji2005-05-15 01:10:02
              Bloody punners! by tnglives2005-05-15 01:47:48
                does it deserve a beating? (n/t) by Nightwind2005-05-15 04:51:32
                  Just a cell. by tnglives2005-05-15 15:28:19
              *holds head in pain* by Celti2005-05-15 01:14:12
                you feel like this: by Nightwind2005-05-15 06:25:57
                Whaddya expect at 3am? :-p (n/t) by hadji2005-05-15 01:17:11
Translations by Nea2005-05-15 00:01:01
  German/Deutsch TopPost (n/t) by Leonidus2005-05-15 00:53:58
    by Leonidus by Leonidus2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Boese by bio-logisch2005-05-15 02:51:17
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  peacefully in my sleep... (n/t) by other2005-05-15 15:03:40
  Botched plastic surgery (n/t) by moongoddess2005-05-15 14:07:21
  Ever. by tskelton2005-05-15 09:22:01
    You might want to opt for "not aging", too. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-15 09:25:03
  Without taking the rest of mankind with me. by LionsPhil2005-05-15 09:11:02
    How shallow can you be? by tnglives2005-05-15 15:12:01
      The rest of the universe by LionsPhil2005-05-15 17:57:00
    That's not fair. by fudje2005-05-15 09:34:55
  Drowned in a Port-a-John. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2005-05-15 09:05:48
  Run over by a naked wrinkly on an electric scooter (n/t) by fudje2005-05-15 08:59:02
  slow Quicksand by astro-g2005-05-15 07:49:28
    Wouldn't that be sand ? (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-15 08:34:18
      Wetsand. by fudje2005-05-15 09:07:15
  Drowned (suffocated) in pudding. (n/t) by Spud312005-05-15 07:47:51
  at all (n/t) by voxwoman2005-05-15 07:05:59
  Trapped under ice. by wheresthefish2005-05-15 07:03:54
    I came close to that, by run.dll2005-05-15 14:53:54
  Motorcycle Accident: by Jeff_UK2005-05-15 06:53:46
    I came close to that. by run.dll2005-05-15 14:58:22
  Without knowing God (n/t) by sstacks2005-05-15 06:51:26
  Tied down to a chair in a movie theater by hieraco2005-05-15 06:51:08
  against the wall when the revolution comes (n/t) by archnerd2005-05-15 06:50:13
  how about being pushed through a wire mesh by RoyIreson2005-05-15 06:20:56
  Stuck in a sensory deprivation tank without food ( (n/t) by Alcyone2005-05-15 04:47:58
    How about a clear perspex box? by Tomo2005-05-15 05:03:47
      Dangling over the Thames, perhaps? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-15 09:15:11
  I don't want to die in any way that is painful by AshyRaine2005-05-15 04:00:25
    Apart from that then by astro-g2005-05-15 07:46:20
      I believe she's 24. (n/t) by krikkert2005-05-15 08:04:57
        BZZZZT! I'm actually 23. (n/t) by AshyRaine2005-05-15 16:11:42
  Death by Demon Taco by RoyIreson2005-05-15 03:05:58
    you and your deathly fear of tacos... by rhinobird2005-05-15 03:36:27
  Horrible UF posting accident by SnappingTurtle2005-05-15 02:58:14
    i once had a bizarre toenail clipping accident by rhinobird2005-05-15 03:35:12
  Before I'm too old to care by watsondog2005-05-15 02:54:14
  EVER! (n/t) by Dshade2005-05-15 02:13:50
  Become kidnapped by TTL2005-05-15 02:13:21
  Sucked into vaccum... by pr7iDeS2005-05-15 02:13:07
    Why? what did you mother say?!? (n/t) by astro-g2005-05-15 07:44:58
  grue (n/t) by Nightwind2005-05-15 02:05:54
    Eats Nightwind by RoyIreson2005-05-15 04:28:44
      i did NOT turn out the lights by Nightwind2005-05-15 04:37:07
        Your lantern is no match for me! by RoyIreson2005-05-15 04:46:59
          oddly, yes by Nightwind2005-05-15 04:48:39
            I just dislike mirrors... by RoyIreson2005-05-15 04:54:28
              and that if the light glowing out of your eyes... by Nightwind2005-05-15 05:09:29
                well see I wear good sunglasses :) by RoyIreson2005-05-15 05:49:11
                  ok user vote by Nightwind2005-05-15 05:52:27
                    shhh youll reveal my weakness! (n/t) by RoyIreson2005-05-15 06:15:50
                      *taps it out in binary against the inside of your. by Nightwind2005-05-15 06:29:22
                        make youreself at home! by RoyIreson2005-05-15 06:34:56
                          looks like I've got a mobile home by Nightwind2005-05-15 06:53:08
  With a smile on my drink and a hand in my face. (n/t) by tnglives2005-05-15 00:38:58
  Old age. by krikkert2005-05-15 00:38:57
  Eaten by insects. by ideur2005-05-15 00:36:55
  Old age. (n/t) by Celti2005-05-15 00:28:48
  Eaten by the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal (n (n/t) by Arachnid2005-05-15 00:26:43
  Alone. (n/t) by Arivia2005-05-15 00:15:14
    do you want others to die with you? by Nightwind2005-05-15 04:53:00
    "No one should brave the underworld alone" by RoyIreson2005-05-15 04:51:17
  Slowly and Knowing by pandoramorning2005-05-15 00:06:25
    Seconded. (n/t) by sylvan2005-05-15 03:52:25
  drowning while on fire in the freezing cold. by secris2005-05-15 00:06:06
    What would be so bad about freezing? (n/t) by archnerd2005-05-15 10:55:32
    I think the second paragraph applies to many of us (n/t) by fudje2005-05-15 08:49:28
    I'd like to be on fire in the freezing cold by Michiel2005-05-15 03:50:37
      Actually, they kind of cancel eachother out. ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-05-15 09:11:52
  Quietly. (n/t) by slackware982005-05-15 00:05:39
  Drowning. by purplepineapple2005-05-15 00:05:14
    been there! by Electric Storm2005-05-15 02:22:49
      Adding my own horror story. by McGowan2005-05-16 00:06:33
  Horrible latrine accident at Woodstock 2069 (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-15 00:05:10
    Serious answer: Any form of suffocation by Kickstart2005-05-15 00:09:09
      That's my answer too. by RetiQlum22005-05-15 01:11:01
  By turning myself in to the proper authorities! (n (n/t) by toxin2005-05-15 00:03:34
    For illegal exportation of oosiks? by tnglives2005-05-15 01:52:21
  Explosion. by jmaxsohmer2005-05-15 00:02:44
    AUGH by zeitnot2005-05-15 04:41:30
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Weworshipthemotherofthemousemessiah by ideur2005-05-15 00:04:03
    But by Yavine2005-05-15 01:45:20
      what do we call this thing? by Nightwind2005-05-15 02:10:47

 

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