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Cartoon for May 12, 2005
Strip for May 12, 2005
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I just wanted to say "Thanks Illiad" by RetiQlum22005-05-12 23:46:21
"...All Hail, The New York Giants!" by themadkansan2005-05-12 23:29:16
Holy karp! You guys are fanatics. by Myke2005-05-12 23:06:17
  Trog SMASH!!! by themadkansan2005-05-12 23:20:01
    Wait a minute, how'd I get blamed for this by TrogL2005-05-12 23:26:56
  *twitch* by hadji2005-05-12 23:13:43
    *snerk* (n/t) by MrTrick2005-05-12 23:15:02
  Grr.... by MrTrick2005-05-12 23:09:30
    <growl> If MrTrick needs sedated, I can club him by klaranth2005-05-12 23:35:47
    So you want to ride on a magic carpet.... by williamashbless2005-05-12 23:14:10
      I already did. by MrTrick2005-05-12 23:16:46
  We are not fanatics. We are *dedicated*. by williamashbless2005-05-12 23:08:17
    What do you use to stick to it? (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-12 23:40:35
Ooh... purty. by MrTrick2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh My $DEITY! That moon's HUGE! by williamashbless2005-05-12 23:07:48
    Thats no moon! (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-05-12 23:31:43
      That's my wife! (n/t) by hadji2005-05-12 23:32:30
        ...I don't want to know. (n/t) by nix2005-05-12 23:43:07
          ...then I won't explain. :-) (n/t) by hadji2005-05-13 00:40:16
Upstream ISP fault. by Myke2005-05-12 23:00:53
  This all reminds me: by RetiQlum22005-05-12 23:34:00
    100Mbit slice of a greater than GigE pie. by Myke2005-05-12 23:38:05
      So for all intents and purposes... by RetiQlum22005-05-12 23:42:34
        minor correction there.... by mYke2005-05-12 23:52:09
  *Glares at Myke* by hadji2005-05-12 23:01:55
    Whaaaat?! I didn't do it! (n/t) by Myke2005-05-12 23:02:54
      I need a convenient scapegoat. (n/t) by hadji2005-05-12 23:09:22
        Blame Cisco for this one. by Myke2005-05-12 23:13:40
          Sure . . . try to pass the blame to poor, little by hadji2005-05-12 23:15:20
            Okay, keeping in mind, hadji... by williamashbless2005-05-12 23:17:33
              *Glares at Cisco with more intensity* (n/t) by hadji2005-05-12 23:19:56
                . . . and . . . ummm . . . by hadji2005-05-12 23:22:25
                  NO PACKETS FOR YOU! (n/t) by Myke2005-05-12 23:26:18
                    :'( by hadji2005-05-12 23:27:23
                      :( *smuggles a few packets through a tunnel... by williamashbless2005-05-12 23:28:33
                        [[[williamashbless]]] (n/t) by hadji2005-05-12 23:30:00
                        You need... by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          Don't forget the Packet Wax! by themadkansan2005-05-12 23:43:27
              Indeed. by Myke2005-05-12 23:19:13
Yay! It's back! (n/t) by Celti2005-05-12 23:00:40
dual Opteron or dual-core Athlon ? (n/t) by dennismv2005-05-12 22:32:44
  Dual-Opto by Myke2005-05-12 23:01:16
when Linux's caching is not good by dennismv2005-05-12 21:57:05
  eh? by Myke2005-05-12 22:17:03
DLL... by MrTrick2005-05-12 21:47:20
  link /dll? by Myen2005-05-13 00:09:19
McNutcase and Niwikki are here! LA UFie meet going by z1root2005-05-12 21:42:13
Sing it with me now! by Kickstart2005-05-12 21:39:39
  Rotter! (n/t) by moongoddess2005-05-12 21:42:53
  I have slightly different words... by Kithplana2005-05-12 21:42:38
Accents! by Illiad2006-11-19 12:23:33
  I'm fairly good at accents. by dodrian2005-05-12 23:55:03
  Too many to count. by RetiQlum22005-05-12 23:19:54
  Illiad forgot one he speaks `like a native' by hieraco2005-05-12 23:18:10
  Let's see wat I can come up with here by hieraco2005-05-12 23:14:56
  Not too many by theanomaly2005-05-12 22:28:57
    Oh, and Aussie (to a point) (n/t) by theanomaly2005-05-12 22:33:51
  German, Russian (including fakey movie accent) by Evil_Minion2005-05-12 22:09:12
  None, intentionally at least... by esbita2005-05-12 21:52:52
  Heh... by MrTrick2005-05-12 21:51:46
  RP by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hrm... by Kickstart2005-05-12 21:32:29
    Avoid you? by Illiad2005-05-12 21:36:20
      JD? Are you "Rhino-shagging" him again? by Evil_Minion2005-05-12 22:28:56
  D'oh! Thread link by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
Attention: Voxwoman (and other B5 Fans) by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wow. by particle_canine2005-05-12 22:20:14
    Probably needed to fill his gas tank. (n/t) by hadji2005-05-12 23:26:46
  Sheesh, at that price it better actually fire! (n/ (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-05-12 21:19:44
  heh, and I predicted just $5000... (n/t) by shminux2005-05-12 21:16:50
So we've got this new server that is supposed to by hadji2005-05-12 20:48:47
  are you sure it's not an MS app? (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 20:56:42
    Hah! by hadji2005-05-12 21:15:06
*SMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH* by themadkansan2005-05-12 20:32:33
  Just wait'll he stops smashing his own head! by Evil_Minion2005-05-12 21:23:06
  What exactly do you DO? (n/t) by esbita2005-05-12 20:45:32
    I deal with the dreck of human existence. by themadkansan2005-05-12 22:15:50
    Helldesk, just like me. by Evil_Minion2005-05-12 21:29:46
    He smashes things. :D (n/t) by Llyr2005-05-12 21:08:37
  720i or 1040p ? by PsychoI3oy2005-05-12 20:44:40
    1080i :-p (n/t) by Vetitice2005-05-12 20:47:28
      is that what it is? by PsychoI3oy2005-05-12 20:59:45
        It's what I've got KABC using. by Vetitice2005-05-12 21:08:12
          that's right, and it's 720p, not 720i by PsychoI3oy2005-05-12 21:11:56
            Only working one so far :-D by Vetitice2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I know its very very wrong... by williamashbless2005-05-12 20:44:18
    *me too. The visual in my mind..just..gets..stuck. (n/t) by kiwifruit2005-05-12 20:47:04
      ...That's part of the reason I do it. by themadkansan2005-05-12 22:19:13
  *GASPS!!!!* by kiwifruit2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You're MAD!!!!! (n/t) by hadji2005-05-12 20:39:29
  It's ooohhhhhkaayyyy.... by MrTrick2005-05-12 20:39:22
    *locks door* Run themadkansas Run! (n/t) by kiwifruit2005-05-12 20:47:52
Hah. The cheif pulled a fast one. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2005-05-12 20:31:49
Garlic soup recipe... by esbita2005-05-12 20:20:17
  *stomach rumbles* by Fayth2005-05-12 21:07:57
  If you roast the garlic first, it won't have... by RetiQlum22005-05-12 20:45:47
    *Makes note not to roast the garlic first.* (n/t) by hadji2005-05-12 20:49:38
      Good answer. by esbita2005-05-12 20:52:01
        Actually, I'm going back this weekend by hadji2005-05-12 21:10:48
        How far east will I have to go? and south as well? (n/t) by hieraco2005-05-12 20:57:14
          Simple... by esbita2005-05-12 20:58:41
  By `heads of garlic' I assume that by hieraco2005-05-12 20:27:52
    The cream and cheese blunt it some. by esbita2005-05-12 20:32:18
      Sounds yummy by Lis772005-05-12 20:39:13
Night - Matsuba Crab battle.... by kiwifruit2005-05-12 20:18:58
Question, the first: Why did I get a sales call by hadji2005-05-12 20:06:22
  #3: because you don't have a caller id (n/t) by shminux2005-05-12 20:11:19
    I do, actually. (n/t) by hadji2005-05-12 20:12:13
      umm... They pay you double overtime? by shminux2005-05-12 20:16:10
        I get tomorrow off for by hadji2005-05-12 20:28:18
          Yes it is. by themadkansan2005-05-12 22:27:01
            By keeping me happy with good raises every year to by hadji2005-05-12 23:01:03
I love bluetooth by MikeCDN2005-05-12 19:54:37
  *hands mike a bluetoothbrush* (n/t) by kiwifruit2005-05-12 19:57:44
    hmm, washroom is right on the otherside of the by MikeCDN2005-05-12 20:04:59
      *goes with the bluetoothcrown* (n/t) by kiwifruit2005-05-12 20:05:49
  "one wall shouldn't be too far..." by theanomaly2005-05-12 19:56:48
    Then there'll be no wall by MikeCDN2005-05-12 20:04:22
Recognition by pr7iDeS2005-05-12 19:46:39
  not in a Dilbert world - so make sure you don't by shminux2005-05-12 20:09:12
  I hear you... by esbita2005-05-12 20:03:53
  Look at it in a statistical sense. by run.dll2005-05-12 20:03:34
  well it does get better by other2005-05-12 19:55:47
  Are you asking me to lie to you? by Feng_Li2005-05-12 19:51:19
  You still get the arse kissers by airborneric2005-05-12 19:50:44
How worky? by maximumbob2005-05-12 19:31:59
  It's the sensitivity in your eye by Control2005-05-12 22:13:32
  I've had mine since Tuesday. You can see the beam by techi8702005-05-12 19:46:49
    It's not more powerful by tallastro2005-05-12 21:29:50
    The lasers my parents have are higher powered by AEOLUS2005-05-12 19:49:23
      Use photobucket.com by theanomaly2005-05-12 19:50:08
        Thanks, I'll have to check into that. (n/t) by AEOLUS2005-05-12 19:50:52
  It is actually visible. by AEOLUS2005-05-12 19:46:13
  "... see the beam ..."? by run.dll2005-05-12 19:40:50
    Nope, the beam itself apparently by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Actually you can see an ordinary flashlight beam by carl522005-05-12 22:00:29
      Oh, I see by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
        The label on the side of it states that max output by techi8702005-05-12 19:57:37
          Actually, that makes sense, by run.dll2005-05-12 20:10:52
      interesting... by pr7iDeS2005-05-12 19:49:05
well, this has been a pretty rotten week all over by voxwoman2005-05-12 19:29:03
His flight has landed!! =D by niwikki2005-05-12 19:23:29
  *sends positive vibes* (n/t) by Fayth2005-05-12 21:23:02
  as the old joke goes... by Nightwind2005-05-12 19:27:33
    I revised it by DesertRat662005-05-12 21:26:42
    You wouldn't do that? by hadji2005-05-12 21:16:32
Calgary / Edmonton UFies: a proposition by theanomaly2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I might be able to do that. If nothing else I by techi8702005-05-12 19:43:47
    Cool by theanomaly2005-05-12 19:47:56
      I'll let you know tomorrow. *reminds self that I by techi8702005-05-12 19:59:02
        Okey doke. by theanomaly2005-05-12 20:03:09
  (note: website has potential probs w/firefox) (n/t by theanomaly2005-05-12 19:22:39
Posting from Suse 9.3 on wireless.Finally! by rook_mtl2005-05-12 19:06:42
  Firefox themes won't install. :( (n/t) by rook_mtl2005-05-12 19:29:53
Home from my first ever public showing of my art. by moongoddess2005-05-12 19:04:41
  Hey, I gotta send you an email. :-o by hadji2005-05-12 19:07:19
    Great catch Hadji... Now I gotta use my brain by moongoddess2005-05-12 19:25:15
      Brainssssssssss! :-p (n/t) by hadji2005-05-12 20:04:10
Gave my dog a bath and sprayed her with Opium by lab rat2005-05-12 18:42:04
  Sez who? by run.dll2005-05-12 19:02:43
    How can you be sure that wasn't alien larvae? by hadji2005-05-12 20:09:43
    *sprays run.dll with perfume, runs away* (n/t) by lab rat2005-05-12 19:43:16
      *stands on roof, dumps buckets of water on both* (n/t) by kiwifruit2005-05-12 19:56:22
Cuteness overdose time by bimkins2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ack! by esbita2005-05-12 18:47:41
It's thundering in Edmonton by theanomaly2005-05-12 18:31:01
  I thought the building had blown up by TrogL2005-05-12 23:16:41
  not on the north end by hieraco2005-05-12 20:20:14
  Heh my boyfriend mentioned that too by kyrasantae2005-05-12 19:58:04
  What part of Edmonton are you in? by bimkins2005-05-12 18:35:54
    North side (n/t) by theanomaly2005-05-12 18:41:02
  I miss thunderstorms! :( (n/t) by j.butterfly2005-05-12 18:35:12
    Prairie thunder = awesome. by theanomaly2005-05-12 18:42:29
      In Alabama we get some downright by j.butterfly2005-05-12 19:13:43
Spot the joke! by jiteo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *puts on his metal suit and stands out in a storm* by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 18:54:19
  It's gone now. (n/t) by Eric3_141592005-05-12 18:43:02
    I'm linking to a screenshot I took. (n/t) by jiteo2005-05-12 18:44:24
  *scratches head* by themadkansan2005-05-12 18:40:46
    =) YaY! The Protest Begins! (n/t) by kiwifruit2005-05-12 18:47:55
    "Fiction" by run.dll2005-05-12 18:45:56
    My guess: by bimkins2005-05-12 18:43:27
    Hint: look at "Categories:" by jiteo2005-05-12 18:42:41
It's been a long day... I'm going to bed early. by jmaxsohmer2005-05-12 18:23:18
  {{{jmaxsohmer & mom}}} (n/t) by Fayth2005-05-12 18:46:45
W:ET anyone? (n/t) by maximumbob2005-05-12 17:32:14
  v52 (n/t) by krikkert2005-05-12 17:34:42
*drooling* by rogue19712005-05-12 17:11:56
  Oohh! Sounds sexy! by bimkins2005-05-12 18:38:38
    That would be "Scot accent", lass. by run.dll2005-05-12 18:48:16
      Good point. by bimkins2005-05-12 21:27:56
        Heh by run.dll2005-05-12 21:46:25
          bimkins is cool that way by Illiad2005-05-12 21:56:43
            You'd better believe it! by bimkins2005-05-12 21:59:26
          No worries. by bimkins2005-05-12 21:52:17
        'e doesn't know... by Illiad2005-05-12 21:30:13
          Yup. by bimkins2005-05-12 21:50:44
      Connery is Welsh. (n/t) by rook_mtl2005-05-12 19:31:03
        No, he's Scottish. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Oops. (n/t) by run.dll2005-05-12 19:42:27
  What about us guys who have a totally delightful by hadji2005-05-12 17:46:40
    Texan accent is pretty dreamy by rogue19712005-05-12 18:03:19
      Person Two says... by jmaxsohmer2005-05-12 18:12:52
        Yes, it is by thread_killer2005-05-12 18:32:18
    I can pull off a German accent pretty well. by jmaxsohmer2005-05-12 17:47:23
      I seem to pull off a German accent.. by AEOLUS2005-05-12 19:23:38
      For some strange reason, the only accent I can by Eric3_141592005-05-12 18:14:10
      I can pull off an east Indian accent by Feng_Li2005-05-12 17:55:51
        Japaneese tourist trying to speak German by thread_killer2005-05-12 18:29:46
      So can I, that's hardly unique. by krikkert2005-05-12 17:48:53
        Sorry, I don't speak Norweigian. by jmaxsohmer2005-05-12 17:49:55
I'm thinking about moving to dual-boot by SkyHi2005-05-12 16:59:03
  I use Debian, but that's hard. by RetiQlum22005-05-12 20:48:36
    Knoppix isn't meant to HDD install by Control2005-05-12 22:07:28
    try Libranet by tallastro2005-05-12 21:32:27
  Yes there are programs to shrink partitions by chrisbee2005-05-12 20:48:15
  I had a dual boot win2k and mandrake box by lab rat2005-05-12 18:34:39
  Yeah... by BrainBug2005-05-12 17:26:39
  RedHat should be free to download, not free in the by defdood2005-05-12 17:09:16
    One of the install options for Mandrake 10.1 by Control2005-05-12 21:28:01
    I repartioned my Win only HDD. by shorty822005-05-12 17:15:52
  Redhat is pay because of the documentation and by shorty822005-05-12 17:07:47
  Bleah, don't use RedHat. by jiteo2005-05-12 17:06:35
    What's the best for BEGINNERS though? by SkyHi2005-05-12 17:09:13
      suse.. www.suse.com (n/t) by lux2005-05-12 22:21:19
      Yeah, Fedora and Mandrake are supposedly good for by jiteo2005-05-12 17:16:01
      Yes, Mandrake, like defdood said. by Illiad2005-05-12 17:14:59
      well... I'd say mandrake... by defdood2005-05-12 17:10:49
Well that's an interesting... by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Within 3 miles? by kiwifruit2005-05-12 18:05:20
    Does anyone know what the by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 18:34:23
      Yep, 15 miles, I believe. by Kickstart2005-05-12 18:37:23
        To go from the 15 mile marker to by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 19:04:28
          The fighters were on the ground by DesertRat662005-05-12 20:30:38
            Thanks for the clarification. (n/t) by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 20:43:43
              No problem by DesertRat662005-05-12 20:50:42
          Actually, it was enough time... by Kickstart2005-05-12 19:13:23
            Right. For those inside the by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 19:27:38
  Wow. by theanomaly2005-05-12 17:22:51
  Well, as long as the protocols were followed. by hadji2005-05-12 17:03:50
    *waves finger* If the protocol jumped off a cliff. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 17:20:56
      Then, as Popeye would say, it would be by hadji2005-05-12 17:25:37
  Was it just me, or was McClellan being evasive? by Freakazoid2005-05-12 17:01:12
    I seem to be reading it differently. by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 17:58:51
      You are reading it differently. by hadji2005-05-12 18:07:31
        I think the problem is that folks by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 18:16:27
          Attempting to contact? by hadji2005-05-12 18:24:02
            It is a matter of priorities. by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 18:31:19
              You're right. While 19 of you are scuttling away by hadji2005-05-12 18:36:31
              Do you always make excuses for the administration? by Kickstart2005-05-12 18:36:31
                No offense taken. by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 18:50:23
                I think what Kickstart and I are agreeing on is by hadji2005-05-12 18:47:10
                  I agree that we are all pretty much by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 19:17:37
                    According to the spokesman, no such thing happened (n/t) by hadji2005-05-12 19:20:30
                      *Retracts that statement.* by hadji2005-05-12 19:26:31
                        Doesn't that make this whole argument moot? by DesertRat662005-05-12 20:27:43
                          Yes it does. I missed that bit on my initial read by hadji2005-05-12 20:33:41
                            I understand it from a been there done that by DesertRat662005-05-12 20:50:00
      Sorry, I disagree by Kickstart2005-05-12 18:05:13
        It doesn't work that way. by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 18:26:34
    Not just you, I saw it too. by Esteis2005-05-12 17:05:36
      Yeah, that's par for the course with by hadji2005-05-12 17:16:59
Coming home after a frustrating day at work isn't by techi8702005-05-12 16:42:07
  {{{techi870}}} & {{{techisSo}}} (n/t) by j.butterfly2005-05-12 18:36:47
  How true that is. by Esteis2005-05-12 16:44:32
Arrrrrrr! (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-12 16:21:33
  "We are the pirates who don't do anything..." (n/t by AshyRaine2005-05-12 19:05:39
  Pirates, without even trying, established the... by williamashbless2005-05-12 16:44:52
    Why did pirates prefer to execute their by hadji2005-05-12 16:51:34
      *plays the straight man* Do tell? (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-12 16:53:26
        Because guns and swords are hit or miss, but by hadji2005-05-12 17:02:56
          But they'd just get board with it. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-12 17:09:40
            You're forgetting that whenever they used it, it by hadji2005-05-12 17:11:29
              It was the *lack* of it.... by williamashbless2005-05-12 17:16:03
          Clearly, if William is playing the straight man, by Esteis2005-05-12 17:07:39
    How so? by Esteis2005-05-12 16:45:42
      Of course not. by williamashbless2005-05-12 16:47:03
        Okay, that was funny :-) by particle_canine2005-05-12 17:56:15
        Oh my. by Esteis2005-05-12 16:48:45
  What will get a pirate banned in W:ET? by Esteis2005-05-12 16:43:15
  How does a pirate compute the area of a circle? by SnappingTurtle2005-05-12 16:40:08
  Arrrrrrrrrrrrrs. by hadji2005-05-12 16:34:18
  Yarrrrrrr! (n/t) by Esteis2005-05-12 16:25:18
    Avast! (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-12 16:31:20
      zoink! (n/t) by rogue19712005-05-12 16:32:48
        splat! (n/t) by gibuu2005-05-12 16:33:59
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGG by rogue19712005-05-12 16:21:10
  Liberté? (n/t) by Esteis2005-05-12 16:21:47
    antivirus program offered by the ISP I work for by rogue19712005-05-12 16:23:23
      *wince* (n/t) by Esteis2005-05-12 16:24:55
Oh, the irony.. by krikkert2005-05-12 16:10:42
  Oh, Hedgehog by Vetitice2005-05-12 21:10:36
  I'm here as well. by voxwoman2005-05-12 19:13:29
  {{{krikkert}}} by j.butterfly2005-05-12 18:05:47
  {{{krikkert}}} (n/t) by farfalla2005-05-12 17:10:22
  {{{{{krikkert}}}}} by bimkins2005-05-12 16:58:54
  {{{krikkert}}} by Fayth2005-05-12 16:51:12
  {{{krikkert}}} by purplepineapple2005-05-12 16:37:25
  When you can handle it... by bitflipper2005-05-12 16:35:28
  {{{krikkert}}} by Esteis2005-05-12 16:21:12
    Thanks. (n/t) by krikkert2005-05-12 16:33:07
  {{{{krikkert}}}} by chipmunk22005-05-12 16:18:23
    Of course I read everything. by krikkert2005-05-12 16:30:30
  oops by rogue19712005-05-12 16:17:32
    No. I'm not. by krikkert2005-05-12 16:32:31
      Do you think you need medical attention? by bitflipper2005-05-12 16:41:47
        I'm (generally) not a violent person. by krikkert2005-05-12 16:49:37
          Good to hear. However... by bitflipper2005-05-12 16:57:24
            I'm not American, by krikkert2005-05-12 17:07:50
              Ooops. by bitflipper2005-05-12 17:14:20
                I've got to sign off, now by bitflipper2005-05-12 17:24:44
      Is #SPORKS a good place for this? by Esteis2005-05-12 16:38:31
      as was said before, were here for you both (n/t) by rogue19712005-05-12 16:33:50
  Oh, dear gods. by bitflipper2005-05-12 16:14:37
    I'm not. by krikkert2005-05-12 16:17:14
      Be Careful! Don't Become Sane! by defdood2005-05-12 16:53:22
      O-kay. by bitflipper2005-05-12 16:20:18
      I worried that would happen :( by Kickstart2005-05-12 16:18:12
        They're not. by krikkert2005-05-12 16:31:07
          Good to hear...and sorry for all of this by Kickstart2005-05-12 16:40:56
      {{{{{{{krikkert}}}}}}} (n/t) by rogue19712005-05-12 16:18:00
ok this is debatable but ... by rogue19712005-05-12 15:41:33
  another issue here is that ... by dennismv2005-05-12 17:53:06
    IMO it is a good idea to have a corded phone by shorty822005-05-12 18:19:27
  Off net calls again? (n/t) by Fandango2005-05-12 16:09:33
    we get overflow repairs (n/t) by rogue19712005-05-12 16:12:03
      No, we get signal! (n/t) by romandas2005-05-12 16:39:18
        Main screen turn on ! (n/t) by dennismv2005-05-12 17:53:54
  Well, really... by Kickstart2005-05-12 15:47:29
    Here in France by Yavine2005-05-12 16:04:28
      Here in the States corded phones work by shorty822005-05-12 17:26:11
        In the UK a lot depends on your phone company by chipmunk22005-05-12 17:51:58
      Oh no. by Yavine2005-05-12 16:09:33
    Hey! Did you get my unfortunately worded subject by ChuckAB2005-05-12 15:59:48
      Yep, thanks...no chance to reply yet by Kickstart2005-05-12 16:06:30
Guy suspended from school for prom dress by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Here's the article with pic by beartech2005-05-12 15:43:32
    Working clicky. by shorty822006-11-19 12:55:59
      You've gotta love a guy by run.dll2005-05-12 16:06:16
        bet ya if a girl whent by rogue19712005-05-12 16:52:10
          My wife went to her jr prom in a tux by PsychoI3oy2005-05-12 17:59:57
            s/private/public/; (n/t) by PsychoI3oy2005-05-12 18:01:23
          Of course not. by shorty822005-05-12 16:56:17
            And one of the few instances where it's not to by Esteis2005-05-12 17:03:10
              I've got a buddy who frequently wears a kilt, by run.dll2005-05-12 17:08:00
        Ditto all the way :) (n/t) by Fayth2005-05-12 16:09:05
Is that a jet taking off nearby? by notdeadyet2005-05-12 14:56:30
  That loud, eh? (n/t) by Esteis2005-05-12 16:45:01
If you combined yogurt, garlic, cucumber, tomato, by Feng_Li2005-05-12 14:55:16
  I guess you could call it by either name.. by rorajoey2005-05-12 16:34:41
  Either one of those does count as ordnance, true. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-12 14:57:15
    We have a rule in my house... by Feng_Li2005-05-12 15:07:51
  LOL (n/t) by Llyr2005-05-12 14:57:01
And another one bites the dust! by Fayth2005-05-12 14:43:44
  *bites the dust* (n/t) by krikkert2005-05-12 16:06:27
    {{{krikkert}}} by Fayth2005-05-12 16:30:14
  Not your fault by Bastetsmuse2005-05-12 14:53:56
    To a koi... by bitflipper2005-05-12 15:10:50
      Thanks for the info by Fayth2005-05-12 15:27:21
        Cloudy's no big issue by bitflipper2005-05-12 15:47:30
          He left some things here... by Fayth2005-05-12 16:04:36
            If you have ANY fishtank questions... by themadkansan2005-05-12 18:30:42
Well, that was painless. Now posting from FF 1.0.4 by Tomo2005-05-12 14:38:56
  5 Extensions, custom install, no prob here either by chipmunk22005-05-12 15:27:12
  Still running FireBird 0.6.1 by carl522005-05-12 15:03:34
    Yes, definately. by shorty822005-05-12 15:43:15
    Wow. Yes, you should upgrade. by Ravenlock2005-05-12 15:36:48
      I was able to transfer my bookmarks from IE by Fayth2005-05-12 15:43:15
  Thank you by Fayth2005-05-12 14:54:45
  And my plugins all run fine. Nice one! (n/t) by Tomo2005-05-12 14:41:15
    point zero point four.... :) (n/t) by imperito2005-05-12 14:54:42
How to turn Windows into Linux... by OnDemand2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ugh! by arktus2005-05-12 14:51:57
    Yup very wrong by Spudd862005-05-12 17:10:56
  SOUND WARNING by BaruMonkey2005-05-12 14:29:07
    And annoying. And really awful. (n/t) by Arachnid2005-05-12 14:48:17
    Is it a bad thing if I know what the music was? by VCA2005-05-12 14:32:24
      No, not sad, what is sad is that now by chipmunk22005-05-12 15:23:30
        mines here, soemwhere.... by Nightwind2005-05-12 16:08:46
MN Ufie feed tomorrow? (n/t) by unjust2005-05-12 14:18:42
  I may attend for a short while by plblark2005-05-12 14:33:02
    may I suggest a mass e-mail? by plblark2005-05-12 14:42:52
      you don't wanna send out the email? by unjust2005-05-12 14:58:25
        I've made all my executive decisions for the week. by plblark2005-05-12 15:00:57
Took a look at Proleta's current situation: by klaranth2005-05-12 13:46:05
someone is charring bovine flesh nearby by voxwoman2005-05-12 13:40:08
  I can't wait to get a grill by Fayth2005-05-12 14:27:28
  that sounds good by Reddy2005-05-12 14:04:12
  Charred bovine flesh? Eeewwww... by Cural2005-05-12 13:49:12
    take it on a short walk by basher202005-05-12 14:27:13
  :-D by DesertRat662005-05-12 13:44:58
    What projects? by corvus_one2005-05-12 14:05:49
      No, I can do that myself by DesertRat662005-05-12 14:10:09
From the Inbox: Watch out for little old ladies! by Rattler2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Snopes Link by Rattler2006-11-19 12:55:59
    see, I searched for bible by plblark2005-05-12 15:03:01
  I can't believe no one here has by notdeadyet2005-05-12 14:49:39
  Hmm.. wasn't there an old lady by corvus_one2005-05-12 14:09:44
    ...huh? by BaruMonkey2005-05-12 14:28:20
      might it make the purse heavier by plblark2005-05-12 14:34:08
  This is very strange... by Eric3_141592005-05-12 14:07:13
  The lack of background noise is what makes by evilsysadmin2005-05-12 14:05:36
    my friend that I forwarded it to agrees with by voxwoman2005-05-12 14:35:39
      I've heard it before as well by plblark2005-05-12 14:43:34
    But if he was calling in to work by HobsonsChoice2005-05-12 14:08:48
      If he was leaving his office & by Reddy2005-05-12 14:13:47
        I thought he was in his car.. (n/t) by evilsysadmin2005-05-12 14:17:16
          he doesn't say where he is by Reddy2005-05-12 14:19:51
        I am on the 4th floor of a building on a hill by evilsysadmin2005-05-12 14:15:56
      but if there was an accident close in front by evilsysadmin2005-05-12 14:12:44
  while it does sound a lot like a sketch by voxwoman2005-05-12 13:46:52
    Yeah, but who assaulted whom? by Peace_man2005-05-12 13:52:26
      While his initial actions by DesertRat662005-05-12 13:58:58
        That's a matter of opinion, isn't it? by Peace_man2005-05-12 14:06:12
          Not really by DesertRat662005-05-12 14:15:43
        At what point does self defence become assult by evilsysadmin2005-05-12 14:04:19
          The point where they got out of their vehicle by DesertRat662005-05-12 14:19:24
            Agreed. Pepper spray, perhaps. by lab rat2005-05-12 14:23:05
              I would change that to by DesertRat662005-05-12 14:31:53
                Oops! Damn it...I hate when that happens (n/t) by lab rat2005-05-12 14:59:42
          From what i read over here: by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 14:08:06
          It becomes assault when someone escalates by lab rat2005-05-12 14:07:33
            Not so here, you can act pre-emptively, by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 14:11:37
              Let me rephrase, this is with respect by lab rat2005-05-12 14:19:20
                See your point, although by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 14:23:12
                  Exactly. Which is why "reasonable force" is the by lab rat2005-05-12 14:25:14
                    let me go on record saying that by voxwoman2005-05-12 14:33:50
  gives a whole new perspective on by Chronos12005-05-12 13:45:49
  Shame he didn't have a camera phone;-) by chipmunk22005-05-12 13:42:04
ATTN VOXWOMAN : Just a thought : by klaranth2005-05-12 13:33:40
  heh. I already thought of that ;-) by voxwoman2005-05-12 13:39:20
    Gosh, am I happy with the protection workers by klaranth2005-05-12 13:43:18
      Did anybody else read this... by watsondog2005-05-12 15:38:00
      I'm sure I've mentioned this before by voxwoman2005-05-12 13:50:33
        I got a contract for now, too. by klaranth2005-05-12 13:54:51
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moderated, User disabled. by Kickstart2005-05-12 15:57:58
    Sorry Kickstart. by Arachnid2005-05-12 16:06:25
      Just another thing that needs to be added to the F by Kickstart2005-05-12 16:09:19
    Care to explain what the big deal is? by Freakazoid2005-05-12 16:03:56
      It's been ruled on and publicly stated, before by bitflipper2005-05-12 16:12:59
        "a week or so" by Kickstart2005-05-12 16:15:31
      It's temporary until he emails me. by Kickstart2005-05-12 16:08:42
    KS, he *did* apologize by bitflipper2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Bah, did anyone actually bother to click by jiteo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    so how is your link by gibuu2005-05-12 16:22:22
  With the right formatting and the like. by theanomaly2005-05-12 13:57:42
  hunh? (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-12 13:37:22
  How the heck did he do that? (n/t) by Fayth2005-05-12 13:34:12
    Use the Source, Fayth. (n/t) by arktus2005-05-12 13:37:51
  isn't that a no-no? (n/t) by Scragman2005-05-12 13:28:07
    Hmmm... by BaruMonkey2005-05-12 13:32:27
      There's no explicit rule by Arachnid2005-05-12 13:56:56
        FORMAL RULING... by dire_lobo2005-05-12 14:07:45
          It's not exploitable by Arachnid2005-05-12 14:50:37
            Although... by bitflipper2005-05-12 15:26:42
          someone did this and it was stamped down by plblark2005-05-12 14:37:06
      I'm not sure myself... by Scragman2005-05-12 13:36:28
Yeah!!! it is done by Reddy2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That is cool! by j.butterfly2005-05-12 18:40:16
  Very nice (n/t) by DesertRat662005-05-12 14:37:25
    Thank you (n/t) by Reddy2005-05-12 14:49:43
  That's BEAUTIFUL! by dire_lobo2005-05-12 14:03:44
    and {{{Reddy}}}! (n/t) by dire_lobo2005-05-12 14:04:05
      {{{Dire Lobo}}} by Reddy2005-05-12 14:10:19
  "thing" = "skein"? (n/t) by run.dll2005-05-12 14:03:40
    yes by Reddy2005-05-12 14:11:56
  Wow. very nice! by voxwoman2005-05-12 13:24:28
    Well by Reddy2005-05-12 13:31:24
j.butterfly says.... by Kickstart2005-05-12 13:03:50
  2+2=5 by bitflipper2005-05-12 15:29:17
  not an error at all by hieraco2005-05-12 14:23:34
    38 min = 4 hrs. *see win98 install8 (n/t) by kiwifruit2005-05-12 20:07:35
  State your methodology: by Didactylos2005-05-12 13:35:47
  And everything she says, is true and believable by klaranth2005-05-12 13:31:14
  a billion by Reddy2005-05-12 13:16:47
  You're being extremely generous! by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 13:15:30
    Wait, three phone calls... by bitflipper2005-05-12 15:31:45
  I say you're spot on... by Esteis2005-05-12 13:15:29
  If you count each electrical impulse as an by merlin2005-05-12 13:13:55
  order of magnitude ;-) (n/t) by frizzgrig2005-05-12 13:12:55
  Sounds like a code problem to me by farfalla2005-05-12 13:06:52
    The developer blames the hardware. :-) (n/t) by Number_Six2005-05-12 13:33:00
      The haardware blames the user by dire_lobo2005-05-12 14:08:53
        The user blames Customer Service! (n/t) by farfalla2005-05-12 14:17:28
          CS blames Engineering (n/t) by bitflipper2005-05-12 15:32:50
            who blamed the software.... (n/t) by gibuu2005-05-12 16:36:10
Plblark: Outcome by thread_killer2005-05-12 13:03:47
  thanks for the update, good news I guess by plblark2005-05-12 14:06:38
  Verbal approval is NEVER enough by frizzgrig2005-05-12 13:15:52
    Oh yeah, I know it by thread_killer2005-05-12 13:21:14
  where in SC is this? by fireballmatt2005-05-12 13:13:05
    Columbia. Not too far away by thread_killer2005-05-12 13:19:56
I have lost all respect for my IS department. by mad_peter2005-05-12 12:57:34
  I used to work in an IS department... by placidpsychosis2005-05-12 13:04:44
GeekFinder Rocks!!! by drummergeek2005-05-12 12:35:44
  Which Air Force? by Psyop2005-05-12 13:07:14
    USAF, and by drummergeek2005-05-12 14:10:08
  Are you looking to relocate? (n/t) by HobsonsChoice2005-05-12 12:39:25
Invoke Farfalla by j.butterfly2005-05-12 12:31:06
  Fire that sysadmin of yours! by farfalla2005-05-12 17:15:58
    tis not our fault... by j.butterfly2005-05-12 18:46:21
Whoa, now THAT's cool! by HobsonsChoice2006-11-19 12:55:59
  REPLICATORS! Nooooooooooo by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 13:18:09
    Shutgun: The gun that shuts you up:-) (n/t) by Peace_man2005-05-12 13:55:09
    Whassa semi-automatic pump? by thread_killer2005-05-12 13:23:19
      SPAS 12 by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
        Somehow I figured you might turn up by thread_killer2005-05-12 15:00:04
      Well i couldn't decide :P (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 13:32:29
        Just giving you a hard time. (n/t) by thread_killer2005-05-12 13:38:55
      Over here we call them Super Soakers :-) by BaruMonkey2005-05-12 13:30:54
        Until it runs out of pressure by Hellahulla2005-05-12 13:58:41
  I saw this yesterday, and it is kinda cool. by merlin2005-05-12 12:26:46
    I read it that way too. by Khaar2005-05-12 12:31:02
    maybe, but these are just the first steps by HobsonsChoice2005-05-12 12:29:15
      *agreed* (n/t) by merlin2005-05-12 12:41:56
LART me. I'm not done, but I'm posting by voxwoman2005-05-12 12:04:53
  Sorry to hear about the troubles by DesertRat662005-05-12 12:53:40
  UPDATE: I think I survived this layoff by voxwoman2005-05-12 12:39:14
    Go to Geekfinder, find another job. Just in case . (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-12 12:51:48
      I would second that! by classic_jon2005-05-12 12:57:05
  {{voxwoman}}} by j.butterfly2005-05-12 12:33:21
    thanks. This boss was a good guy. by voxwoman2005-05-12 12:39:58
  {{{voxwoman}}} by NOLAWitch2005-05-12 12:29:18
    thanks by voxwoman2005-05-12 12:35:08
  {{{VoxWoman}}} by klaranth2005-05-12 12:26:00
    {{{klaranth}}} by voxwoman2005-05-12 12:41:07
  Voxwoman, can I be blunt about this? by McGowan2005-05-12 12:20:04
    trust me, this isn't my first layoff by a long by voxwoman2005-05-12 12:25:20
  Good thoughts your way...express package! (n/t) by classic_jon2005-05-12 12:16:42
  *brings box of huggling warm fuzzies* by treehugger2005-05-12 12:13:55
    I truly hope so by voxwoman2005-05-12 12:17:15
      They does. by treehugger2005-05-12 12:22:04
      At this point I say by thread_killer2005-05-12 12:19:34
        yeah, but I'm supposed to turn in a draft by voxwoman2005-05-12 12:20:48
  A Lart *is* required. by chipmunk22005-05-12 12:12:23
  {{{voxwoman}}} by Blindman2005-05-12 12:10:47
  Geez....that sucks by thread_killer2005-05-12 12:08:54
    I hear people crying on the phone by voxwoman2005-05-12 12:10:46
      I'm running low on positive thoughts today by thread_killer2005-05-12 12:14:58
        this has been one f-ed up week for a lot by voxwoman2005-05-12 12:17:59
          Stuff went seriously south here today too. by thread_killer2005-05-12 12:35:03
            I think we should all go out and get drunk by voxwoman2005-05-12 12:37:13
              I would say that I don't do such things either by thread_killer2005-05-12 12:41:23
                and we can have a watergun fight :) (n/t) by voxwoman2005-05-12 13:02:38
                  Wearing white T-shirts?? by thread_killer2005-05-12 13:21:59
                    for you, I'll wear a tank top. by voxwoman2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Gah....Curse you!! by thread_killer2005-05-12 13:29:38
                        Bwahahahahaha! by voxwoman2005-05-12 13:52:32
                          You're very welcome. by thread_killer2005-05-12 13:54:56
  {{{Voxwoman}}} by Reddy2005-05-12 12:07:52
    no... just a weird meeting announcement by voxwoman2005-05-12 12:13:45
  No LARTing for you, then. by Esteis2005-05-12 12:07:11
  Oye vey. by theanomaly2005-05-12 12:06:06
GUI frontend for bibtex by nix2005-05-12 11:39:32
dodged a bullet at work... by gdgrimm2005-05-12 11:38:23
  Congratualtions by hieraco2005-05-12 12:03:06
  I love it when a plan comes together! (n/t) by classic_jon2005-05-12 11:40:57
Someone didn't read the sign. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I love that the kneeling person laughs by plblark2005-05-12 11:57:33
  Actually, cat lovers ... by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Cats and leashes... a lethel combo (n/t) by moongoddess2005-05-12 19:17:30
    I am not sure that is FYOS Safe. by McGowan2005-05-12 11:53:53
      OMG! you're right but that's funny by plblark2005-05-12 11:59:38
        Yeah, it wouldn't be funny any more. by McGowan2005-05-12 12:05:03
          Neither did the cat. by klaranth2005-05-12 12:27:36
    I saw that on TV by Illiad2005-05-12 11:44:08
      hmm by dennismv2005-05-12 12:38:05
        I might have... by Illiad2005-05-12 12:42:05
    What the hell is on the end of that piece of strin by Esteis2005-05-12 11:42:40
  Tsk, tsk. by Esteis2005-05-12 11:36:21
ATTN Illiad, others... Avenue A??? by niwikki2005-05-12 11:26:29
  Weird. by Illiad2005-05-12 11:28:52
    nothing here either. (n/t) by McGowan2005-05-12 11:49:35
Make up a species of zombie, by jiteo2005-05-12 11:22:36
  Zombius I need a sleepus by Hellahulla2005-05-12 14:01:28
  Here you go: by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  zombies have species? by MikeCDN2005-05-12 11:24:27
Jesus in battle for W Va. driver's license. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Even if he did get the license it would be useless by BlurOfSerenity2005-05-12 12:38:45
    He claims... by placidpsychosis2005-05-12 13:01:16
  I'm more concerned with what he Was able to get. by BloodyViking2005-05-12 11:44:32
    This is true by tigermouse2005-05-12 12:49:19
    That was my first thought, too by Dazed2005-05-12 12:21:09
      I remember having to show a birth certificate by hadji2005-05-12 12:39:57
  Sure he can walk on water but he can't drive. by hieraco2005-05-12 11:43:31
  How did he get by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 11:38:21
    Mine don't match by quilting_kitty2005-05-12 11:46:28
  Political correctness at it's best (n/t) by gdgrimm2005-05-12 11:26:27
  He better not draw a judge who's a pilot :-D (n/t) by kahuana2005-05-12 11:25:46
  Can he turn water into petrol? (n/t) by run.dll2005-05-12 11:13:04
    Oooooo. Zing. (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-05-12 13:37:44
  "Christ's attorney" by theanomaly2005-05-12 11:08:48
  Can't have an e-mail account here either by DesertRat662005-05-12 11:02:34
  Well, of course! He doesn't look ANYTHING by Peace_man2005-05-12 10:58:53
Speaking of the War of 1812... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Whoops! Link misfire! by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
I had an Argumentation test about fallacies today. by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  For curiosity's sake... by BaruMonkey2005-05-12 12:32:47
    Sure, but not now. by Esteis2005-05-12 13:09:29
  MY EYES!! AAAAGH!!! by Illiad2005-05-12 11:11:12
    Skill wins vs size every time ;) (n/t) by classic_jon2005-05-12 11:53:34
      Nope. Sorry! by Havoc2005-05-12 12:02:39
        You are corect in that an UN-skilled person by classic_jon2005-05-12 12:40:33
        Your last point defeats your post. by Esteis2005-05-12 12:04:45
        Skill vs size - which is kinda what you said. by Havoc2005-05-12 12:04:07
          which in your example your wife was not by unjust2005-05-12 13:17:25
          How do you define highly skilled? by Illiad2005-05-12 12:22:22
            Avg skill for a cop by Havoc2005-05-12 12:28:00
              LOL by Illiad2005-05-12 12:40:11
                Did I ever talk about the jail I networked? by thread_killer2005-05-12 13:37:35
                  Jails are no fun by Havoc2005-05-12 14:47:43
                  do I sense a TK story coming on? by plblark2005-05-12 14:30:50
                    The story was about the jail by thread_killer2005-05-12 14:58:22
                      EPW? by plblark2005-05-12 15:05:57
                        Sorry 'bout the jargon by thread_killer2005-05-12 15:37:05
                cuffed/tied grapples are fun :) by unjust2005-05-12 13:23:25
                Remind me not to make you mad ;-P by classic_jon2005-05-12 12:47:26
  incidentally this 5'10 160 lbs when wet by unjust2005-05-12 10:55:25
    But would a woman of your exact dimensions by Havoc2005-05-12 11:07:35
      my Aikido Instructor is smaller than UnJust by plblark2005-05-12 11:16:12
        LOL! Not exactly average skill level, either. by Havoc2005-05-12 11:28:22
          uhm ... neither does UnJust claim to be by plblark2005-05-12 11:43:41
            Very true! by Havoc2005-05-12 11:49:07
              strength = nothing for self defense by unjust2005-05-12 13:13:09
                As a tall person by thread_killer2005-05-12 14:03:26
              The problem is by BloodyViking2005-05-12 11:55:56
                'twas in very poor taste... by esbita2005-05-12 13:05:23
                  ...among those who think for themselves. by Illiad2005-05-12 13:33:31
                    That is Insulting! by BloodyViking2005-05-12 15:10:38
                    LOL! by Havoc2005-05-12 14:50:07
  That's when reputations start to suffer by farfalla2005-05-12 10:55:18
    ^_^ (n/t) by Esteis2005-05-12 11:23:11
Song of the day by Hellahulla2005-05-12 10:36:18
*Tricks supercomputer into playing tic-tac-to... by Number_Six2005-05-12 10:32:40
  "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that." (n/t) by Havoc2005-05-12 11:02:46
    Night Rider???? (n/t) by out2lunch2005-05-12 11:44:51
      2010: The year we make contact. by williamashbless2005-05-12 11:48:41
        It was a mix of Dave Chapelle's version of ... by out2lunch2005-05-12 11:56:59
  Mixing story-lines by bitflipper2005-05-12 10:43:06
    Do computers say "No, now go away" to you ? by Number_Six2005-05-12 10:51:31
      Hammer? I use whatever power tool by corvus_one2005-05-12 11:10:37
        Yeah, but it's Windows where I work... by bitflipper2005-05-12 15:13:42
  But because the supercomputer is so fast, by jiteo2005-05-12 10:41:33
  Wouldnt' all the games end in a draw? by hieraco2005-05-12 10:41:13
  A strange game. by BrainBug2005-05-12 10:39:23
  You did not. (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-12 10:34:56
    Yes, I did. Can't prove any of it though. by Number_Six2005-05-12 10:43:41
      one kid told me once ... by dennismv2005-05-12 11:14:18
        You can't prove anything without by Peace_man2005-05-12 11:18:32
UFie Ordnance Corner by DesertRat662005-05-12 10:28:52
  Trigger Jobs by Feng_Li2005-05-12 15:05:36
  Breakfast with a gun! by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Not sure of the make by DesertRat662005-05-12 20:41:18
    Just don't try to put the shown by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 15:29:29
      Well, that's some 8mm Mauser cartridges by Feng_Li2005-05-12 15:49:18
    OH. i fired one of those the other week by unjust2005-05-12 14:57:08
      You must be thinking of something else. by Feng_Li2005-05-12 15:13:35
  Naked Chicks With GUNS! by Havoc2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *groan* (n/t) by arktus2005-05-12 12:01:48
      Twin blondes! :) (n/t) by Havoc2005-05-12 12:05:18
        it must be coold in that room by plblark2005-05-12 12:07:51
  Real danger in schools. by JPaganel2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *prepares orbital LART device* by Scragman2005-05-12 11:25:56
    What an... IDOIT!!! by DesertRat662005-05-12 11:05:52
      great I mis-spelled idiot... (n/t) by DesertRat662005-05-12 14:00:39
        Naruki's Law, guy. (n/t) by bitflipper2005-05-12 15:58:46
      Question about safe gun handling: by Esteis2005-05-12 11:38:46
        Depends on the handgun. by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 11:56:43
        Depends on design by JPaganel2005-05-12 11:56:35
          and then there is the Police version of the Barett by plblark2005-05-12 12:11:00
            No 'probably' about it. by wolfhound6682005-05-13 05:19:39
            It's not technically a police version by DesertRat662005-05-12 13:13:47
              That Beretta take down is highly by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 14:31:15
                I'll tell that to a friends co-worker by DesertRat662005-05-12 20:43:55
                  I'm not saying that it by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 21:06:24
              The one we shot was the hammer drop safety by plblark2005-05-12 13:53:42
                I would take one in an instant. by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 14:35:31
                  I'm adverse to getting beaten severely by DesertRat662005-05-12 14:39:55
                I wouldn't use one by DesertRat662005-05-12 14:01:40
          Thanks, both of you. But what is the *rule* about by Esteis2005-05-12 12:02:48
            Sorry was at Starbucks by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
            That depends on by JPaganel2005-05-12 12:15:35
            Some do, some don't. by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 12:11:12
              why keep it loaded by gibuu2005-05-12 12:47:28
                Mostly because an unloaded pistol by JPaganel2005-05-12 13:57:37
                  which would be far safer in a classroom by gibuu2005-05-12 16:30:28
                    They do seem to have learned by ManiacJoe2005-05-12 16:48:26
                He's a Police Officer by DesertRat662005-05-12 12:57:11
  Box O' Truth meets Level II Body Armor by DesertRat662005-05-12 10:31:19
    that was neat... by Scragman2005-05-12 11:22:17
    as usual, neato by unjust2005-05-12 11:00:25
      And knowing the location this armor is supposed to by psychoi3oy2005-05-12 11:47:07
    Link fixed by DesertRat662005-05-12 10:51:56
Ashbless' Impromptu Programming Puzzle by williamashbless2005-05-12 10:19:10
  Use the computer from yesterday's QOTD :-) (n/t) by kahuana2005-05-12 10:46:24
  Is the map known? Or does one have to explore it? (n/t) by BrainBug2005-05-12 10:41:43
    It's known. Otherwise... by williamashbless2005-05-12 10:44:57
      Okay. by BrainBug2005-05-12 11:27:49
        Hm. Bravo, very concise. by williamashbless2005-05-12 11:47:51
          A* is logical by Didactylos2005-05-12 11:57:43
            I'm not entirely sure. by williamashbless2005-05-12 12:09:59
      Depends. by BrainBug2005-05-12 10:50:32
        Very true. Well, my puzzle's simpler.... by williamashbless2005-05-12 10:58:17
  I cast Force Bolt at the door by Tars_Tarkas2005-05-12 10:36:46
    Hm. Indeed. I think you're right. by williamashbless2005-05-12 10:43:49
farfalla, Your Attention Please! by toxin2005-05-12 10:15:33
  You have mail. (n/t) by farfalla2005-05-12 10:40:42
  mwhaha by MikeCDN2005-05-12 10:18:06
    On-line right now <busy signal> haaha! (n/t) by toxin2005-05-12 10:19:11
      Eww dial up? by MikeCDN2005-05-12 10:23:48
        Dialup is still infinitely faster than offline by chipmunk22006-11-19 12:55:59
          don't forget bongo drums :) by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
            WOW, that was more than amusing by chipmunk22005-05-12 18:44:53
Well that was an experience.... by McGowan2005-05-12 10:12:28
  good luck (n/t) by Reddy2005-05-12 10:30:59
    Thanks... I find out in a week... I'm not sure I by McGowan2005-05-12 10:39:13
ATTENTION: Naval warfare gaming UFies! by corvus_one2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Pretty slick trailer movie too. by theanomaly2005-05-12 11:06:23
  I've read good things. by Ravenlock2005-05-12 10:31:17
    I'm not really into RPG games.. by corvus_one2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I'll check it out :-) by Ravenlock2005-05-12 13:30:15
  Looks interesting. by Pic2005-05-12 10:15:04
    expect a large patch once you run the game (n/t) by out2lunch2005-05-12 10:16:54
      yay! large patch! Woo Hooo by McGowan2005-05-12 10:27:23
  The maker of Navy Field also has some other good.. by out2lunch2006-11-19 12:55:59
    shot online is pretty good by fireballmatt2005-05-12 11:11:15
  It is fun... by out2lunch2005-05-12 10:11:23
    I'm downloading the game files now.. by corvus_one2005-05-12 10:18:24
London Panoramics by HobsonsChoice2006-11-19 12:55:59
  javashonk warning by Freakazoid2005-05-12 11:57:28
  Now thats funny by demonhedge2005-05-12 11:16:26
Very interesting. (Long, part 2) by Number_Six2005-05-12 09:48:55
  For the longest time, the Church was where by Peace_man2005-05-12 11:26:09
    The Bible never claimed the world was flat by frizzgrig2005-05-12 13:07:27
      No, Rome didn't claim that the earth was flat, by run.dll2005-05-12 14:19:35
  Agreed with the Pope's outlook. by esbita2005-05-12 10:09:00
    The last time I moved (from an apartment to by merlin2005-05-12 12:40:21
Very interesting. (Long, part 1) by Number_Six2006-11-19 12:55:59
Why are dentists always fully booked a month by hadji2005-05-12 09:43:03
  If they weren´t .... by Medentic2005-05-12 09:56:59
  They only make money by volume... by esbita2005-05-12 09:55:10
Yay! Laptop now being fed packets by treehugger2005-05-12 09:41:20
  Think of the packets! (n/t) by williamashbless2005-05-12 09:54:52
    oh I have been, for nearly two weeks by treehugger2005-05-12 09:56:46
New PC deployement at work by rogue19712005-05-12 09:39:23
  Hehe... by DesertRat662005-05-12 10:00:46
    I feel for you. Went through that a year ago. by rook_mtl2005-05-12 10:32:15
      Ours won't be either and I work at a University by DesertRat662005-05-12 10:35:17
attn Lexiphillic UFies by basher202005-05-12 09:36:15
  juvenile by run.dll2005-05-12 12:44:12
  Lieutenant by snake2005-05-12 12:08:48
  arrogant (n/t) by kelli2172005-05-12 12:01:15
  The word 'sociopath' comes to mind. (n/t) by Peace_man2005-05-12 11:05:55
  "prat" works well. by Illiad2005-05-12 10:45:47
  "Redneck" is often used with those connotations (n/t) by bitflipper2005-05-12 10:32:50
    Not really... by esbita2005-05-12 10:54:15
      Ditto. That's why I quoted it. by bitflipper2005-05-12 15:57:03
  try this link by out2lunch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  state trooper? by out2lunch2005-05-12 09:45:59
  Manager? (n/t) by thread_killer2005-05-12 09:42:38
  Jerk? by hadji2005-05-12 09:40:16
You can say congratulations by dire_lobo2005-05-12 09:34:20
  Mighty congrats to the little beauty! by saminz2005-05-12 10:36:07
  congrats & good luck by Reddy2005-05-12 10:17:39
  Congrats and good luck by radiowave9112005-05-12 09:52:01
  Cool! Congratualtions. by vetitice2005-05-12 09:47:20
  Congrats to her! by Blindman2005-05-12 09:37:50
Lyrics of the day! by corvus_one2005-05-12 09:32:31
I don't want to go!! by niwikki2005-05-12 09:16:07
  Ask for... by thread_killer2005-05-12 09:41:43
    higher than that... by niwikki2005-05-12 11:21:00
    I know, I'm rather confused about how low by Dazed2005-05-12 11:05:00
  Have you shopped around? by AndyA2005-05-12 09:21:45
    shopped around... by niwikki2005-05-12 09:26:49
      My $.02... by esbita2005-05-12 09:31:03
        the other side of the coin... by niwikki2005-05-12 09:34:29
          _Good_ luck! (n/t) by kahuana2005-05-12 09:36:45
            (uh, that was a wish...) by kahuana2005-05-12 09:38:29
        by the way... by esbita2005-05-12 09:32:50
Yaay, In the News! by vetitice2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Drat. Video broken in, well, everything. by vetitice2005-05-12 09:33:05
  well done! (n/t) by dire_lobo2005-05-12 09:29:33
    Danke, by vetitice2005-05-12 09:45:46
      So, HD helicam... by kelli2172005-05-12 12:25:45
        Mongo not know. Mongo install boxes. by vetitice2006-11-19 12:55:59
Bloody Apple by MikeCDN2005-05-12 08:56:44
  Probably because things get lost in the mail. by kahuana2005-05-12 09:11:21
    What I want to know is by MikeCDN2005-05-12 09:16:56
      What are they going back for? Batteries? (n/t) by kahuana2005-05-12 09:19:42
        Last one was battery by MikeCDN2005-05-12 09:23:06
          /me just happy I own an iRiver. (n/t) by kahuana2005-05-12 09:33:59
            shuttup :) by MikeCDN2005-05-12 09:39:22
              It was $250 or thereabouts. by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
GAH!!!!! by unjust2005-05-12 08:50:10
Oh, Stef... by notdeadyet2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I, hej, pledge never ever to use a site featuring by hej2005-05-13 01:58:04
  So, what's new? by BrainBug2005-05-12 10:28:16
  At least they understand one thing. by shorty822005-05-12 10:25:19
  Of course, by MatthewDBA2005-05-12 09:01:28
    Of course... by Khaar2005-05-12 09:23:23
      Sure, I'm one of them by MatthewDBA2005-05-12 13:14:35
  You just watch. by Illiad2005-05-12 08:42:26
    your integrity is greater than mine... by out2lunch2005-05-12 08:46:06
Firefox popup blocking by Kickstart2005-05-12 08:35:33
  Yep. by shorty822005-05-12 09:56:35
  they've found a way around it by Freakazoid2005-05-12 08:53:05
  Yes, and it just seems shonkier in general by Blindman2005-05-12 08:37:08
    When you upgraded, by Havoc2005-05-12 11:13:18
      Yes actually I have, but I didn't go through the by Blindman2005-05-12 11:15:14
        Shouldn't need to do the registry thing by Havoc2005-05-12 11:30:46
    Has anyone else noticed... by Jaz2005-05-12 08:50:59
      still uses less than exploder by Freakazoid2005-05-12 08:54:29
        No way! by Pandilex2005-05-12 11:16:46
          go read what I said by Freakazoid2005-05-12 11:53:33
      Only if it's running java-vm by DesertRat662005-05-12 08:53:55
    Oh and thanks again for the Yahoo 360 invite! (n/t) by Blindman2005-05-12 08:37:51
      You're welcome :) (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-12 08:39:19
Canadian history? What's that? by raptillicus2005-05-12 08:33:52
  Faulty Intelligence. CIA not doing its job again. by kahuana2005-05-12 09:23:26
    Again? by bitflipper2005-05-12 10:30:58
  Maybe... by Illiad2005-05-12 08:38:19
    Lest we forget Vimy by drugless2005-05-12 09:35:49
      I'm not sure about the creeping barrage by farfalla2005-05-12 10:51:28
        What have you done for us lately? by run.dll2005-05-12 11:02:05
          Peacekeepers by drugless2005-05-12 12:30:54
            My father was apoplectic about the Arrow by run.dll2005-05-12 12:49:22
              why was the Arrow cancelled? by gibuu2005-05-12 16:39:53
          Oh, I agree about the gutting of the military by farfalla2005-05-12 11:11:21
  We burnt down the Whitehouse? (n/t) by techi8702005-05-12 08:35:16
    Thought that was the Brits. by bitflipper2005-05-12 08:51:39
      I'm not sure by raptillicus2005-05-12 09:12:56
        Oh Canada by monza2005-05-12 14:08:34
        I think it partly is what bitflipper suggested. by Illiad2005-05-12 09:34:47
          So - to summarize: The US did Canada by Peace_man2005-05-12 10:09:27
            That's not the right spin. by Illiad2005-05-12 10:20:48
              It can't be left spin, can it? :-P~ (n/t) by Peace_man2005-05-12 10:55:37
              And again in the Civil War by farfalla2005-05-12 10:46:02
                Hey, neat trick! by bitflipper2005-05-12 10:47:34
            it's true though by MikeCDN2005-05-12 10:16:32
              That's two faulty memories in agreement, then :) (n/t) by farfalla2005-05-12 10:47:37
                Woot, :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-05-12 11:12:26
      Clarification by bitflipper2005-05-12 08:54:51
Whatever happened to... by raptillicus2005-05-12 08:15:44
  Didn't the intern get eaten? (n/t) by farfalla2005-05-12 10:56:57
  Leon Trotsky? by Tars_Tarkas2005-05-12 10:03:53
  Raider? by lurker692005-05-12 09:18:39
  All the "missing in action" UF characters? by MatthewDBA2005-05-12 09:16:03
  ...all the season's losers of the year? by NOLAWitch2005-05-12 09:10:42
  Common Sense? (n/t) by Sieldan2005-05-12 09:07:10
  Fay Wray? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-05-12 08:31:51
    She passed away August 8, 2004. by DShade2005-05-12 08:36:30
    That delicate, satin-draped frame? (n/t) by Havoc2005-05-12 08:33:57
      Oh, are those the words? by SnappingTurtle2005-05-12 08:48:31
        Which gives new meaning to the next line. (n/t) by hadji2005-05-12 08:53:53
      As it clung to her thigh by hadji2005-05-12 08:37:15
        like a chicken. (n/t) by unjust2005-05-12 08:41:02
  ...$0.35/litre gasoline? (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-12 08:21:24
    ...honest politicians? (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-12 08:37:43
      Never was such a thing. (n/t) by raptillicus2005-05-12 08:38:26
      ...kids wearing clothes that fit? (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-12 08:38:03
        My clothes fit. Am I a kid? by raptillicus2005-05-12 08:39:14
        ...sane parenting practices? (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-12 08:38:46
          They are still there by raptillicus2005-05-12 08:46:29
    pah. $0.35/gallon gasoline. (n/t) by bobmon2005-05-12 08:31:24
    penny candy? by dire_lobo2005-05-12 08:22:28
A daily reminder from the LOTGD Green Dragon by LOTGD2006-11-19 12:55:59
  have you ever noticed? by Nightwind2005-05-12 16:30:24
Attn: Kickstart (or blindman) by dire_lobo2005-05-12 08:06:21
  I've got 360 invites if anyone is interested by Lady-Luna2005-05-12 08:49:24
  i've got invites too if anyone needs em by unjust2005-05-12 08:09:36
    do you remember my e-mail addy? by plblark2005-05-12 08:32:33
  sent to the address in your diary. (n/t) by Blindman2005-05-12 08:07:59
    thank you! by dire_lobo2005-05-12 08:18:28
%#&@$ by Khaar2005-05-12 07:54:32
  Done that a number of times.. by corvus_one2005-05-12 08:02:54
  No Fair!!! by Biff982005-05-12 07:59:53
    Let me just put it this way. by Khaar2005-05-12 08:05:45
      So fix it and then they will look like an ass for by Havoc2005-05-12 08:28:13
        Nah. by Khaar2005-05-12 09:05:36
Still Smoking? by tallastro2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I agree with the post someone made. by evilsysadmin2005-05-12 07:46:59
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  AWAD seems to have a very appropriate by Peace_man2005-05-12 08:46:45
  One thing I see from this bill... by Peace_man2005-05-12 08:40:01
    Ummm . . . finally? by hadji2005-05-12 08:52:43
      Yup by DesertRat662005-05-12 09:12:58
        D'OH!!! by DesertRat662005-05-12 09:16:56
      Could be. I don't live in the US, so I don't know. by Peace_man2005-05-12 08:56:14
  Moderated for non-FYOS safe link (n/t) by Nea2005-05-12 08:17:35
    I don't think this technically should have by archnerd2005-05-12 08:24:40
      *sheesh* Can I stop defending this moderation yet? by Nea2005-05-12 08:27:42
        Yep, you can stop defending it. by Illiad2005-05-12 10:43:02
        uhm... sounds to me like that would do it... (n/t) by dire_lobo2005-05-12 08:47:56
        Ok, missed that. (n/t) by archnerd2005-05-12 08:46:33
        /me takes the baton, i'm not doing anything useful (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 08:28:25
      search for "constitution slowly" on that page (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 08:27:17
  Mods by hadji2005-05-12 07:47:42
    Friendly User link by Jeff_UK2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Wow. That's neat. by Peace_man2005-05-12 08:27:44
      There is a word that's a bit dodgy in the article. by Nea2005-05-12 08:25:15
        Sorry! I spotted it eventually, thanks to FU:) by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 08:38:07
      /me read down a bit, no question. (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 08:21:33
    Fine. Worry about a word when this is going on. by kelli2172005-05-12 07:51:26
  I can see the good and bad of the system by evilsysadmin2005-05-12 07:40:55
  You do know that he links to porn right?? (n/t) by Reddy2005-05-12 07:32:48
    This is more important than that. by kelli2172005-05-12 07:47:31
      Or use FriendlyUser.org by Kickstart2005-05-12 08:23:01
      There are ways to post things... by Nea2005-05-12 08:22:38
      Well by Reddy2005-05-12 08:19:18
    really? cool! :) (n/t) by Winsmith2005-05-12 07:37:29
Impressions after English A-Levels by Winsmith2005-05-12 07:26:57
  Beer is good. by AndyA2005-05-12 09:24:09
Ha! Only 40 minutes left. by ErniePi2005-05-12 07:22:09
  Nice. It's more like 40 days for me. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2005-05-12 07:24:37
Any interesting sites out there today? by SkyHi2005-05-12 07:20:26
  Depends on what you're looking for.. by corvus_one2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'm lookin' more into technology by SkyHi2005-05-12 10:43:07
  PhD Comics is interesting by Dazed2005-05-12 07:56:06
What would cause an email to keep being resent by romandas2005-05-12 07:00:01
  two things to check by Freespirit2005-05-12 07:36:19
  Did he inadvertantly schedule it? by merlin2005-05-12 07:26:43
  Is there a regular pattern to when it gets sent? by BaruMonkey2005-05-12 07:08:11
    Haven't noticed one yet.. but I'll check his PC by romandas2005-05-12 07:17:56
How do internet kiosks deal with popups? by mcnutcase2005-05-12 06:58:45
  Disable scripting? (n/t) by merlin2005-05-12 07:27:24
  they block em? (n/t) by keffa2005-05-12 07:06:50
Woah, the airspace is busy around here today by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 06:46:22
  Where are they flying from? by JimK2005-05-12 07:01:23
    There are lots of bases around here by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 07:20:39
      Hercs are currently based at Lyneham by JimK2005-05-12 07:25:11
  We get Hercs all the time by JimK2005-05-12 06:55:00
    We're within spitting distance of a WW2 airfield by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 06:59:00
  AHA! It was a lancaster, one of 2 :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 06:53:54
    My grandfather flew one of those by Nessalc2005-05-12 07:01:43
    Dude, your recognition blows. by mcnutcase2005-05-12 06:55:34
      The two jets flying next to it didn't help :) (n/t by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 06:59:38
        What kind? (n/t) by mcnutcase2005-05-12 07:01:15
          Not a clue :) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 07:07:46
  You anywhere near Biggin Hill? by mcnutcase2005-05-12 06:47:48
    Nope, although i have seen them in the past by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 06:55:17
Confessions of a Listener (repost from last night) by kelli2172006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wow. I am suprised he waited until page by evilsysadmin2005-05-12 07:31:41
    I like the music by tallastro2005-05-12 07:49:28
OK, maybe not from LA. by mcnutcase2005-05-12 06:38:16
  Nothing can stop you, apart from ARS >8) (n/t) by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 07:01:47
    Nah. Run out of shrapnel. by mcnutcase2005-05-12 07:03:06
      We have good weather for you today. by raptillicus2005-05-12 08:17:35
Quick pic of last nights activities: by Blindman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  And by popular demand: by Blindman2005-05-12 07:43:48
    Yay! by TechisSO2005-05-12 08:20:27
      a house full of female cuteness, now by Blindman2005-05-12 08:23:29
  awwww she looks sweet (n/t) by Reddy2005-05-12 07:18:58
    We think so by Blindman2005-05-12 07:25:42
      We want baby pics! (n/t) by TechisSO2005-05-12 07:26:56
  What a sweet picture! (n/t) by TechisSO2005-05-12 06:49:08
    Thank You (n/t) by Blindman2005-05-12 06:53:03
Is it just me or does chief look like a by DesertRat662005-05-12 06:34:12
  It's just you. by mcnutcase2005-05-12 06:51:35
New phone arriving soon :) by RichLondoner2005-05-12 05:55:42
  I have a D500, it's great. by JimK2005-05-12 06:14:28
    Thanks, probably... by RichLondoner2005-05-12 06:33:27
      Not cable, Bluetooth by JimK2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Always had probs with BlueTooth by RichLondoner2005-05-12 07:50:32
          USB waaaay faster than BT, but by JimK2005-05-12 08:07:57
        bastidge, you beat my price by £2 (n/t) by mcnutcase2005-05-12 06:40:47
          Still a long way from $5 though... by JimK2005-05-12 06:44:46
            I bouught offline. by mcnutcase2005-05-12 06:46:37
              Damn kiosk keyboard. by mcnutcase2005-05-12 06:49:09
MS SQL Help & ASP by jayfarm2005-05-12 05:44:05
  Just did this recently... by LenTheLurker2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Whee! I got it working! by jayfarm2005-05-12 12:38:27
  What happens if you ditch the by merlin2005-05-12 07:29:23
    moveLast is not needed (n/t) by LenTheLurker2005-05-12 09:38:04
Rent a German! by Esteis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  don't need a website to rent one. just ask me by stacato2005-05-12 07:40:37
  Just to spoil by lurker692006-11-19 12:55:59
  Someone thought I was german once. Can I do it? by thread_killer2005-05-12 06:10:57
  I'll take #4... by Fayth2005-05-12 05:59:42
  Yes, rent one. Now! by BrainBug2005-05-12 05:53:19
    They are also looking for slogans ...:) (n/t) by klaranth2005-05-12 06:33:33
    Can I rent one to be my bodyguard? by Esteis2005-05-12 05:59:40
  Vieln Dank for reading and posting by tran2005-05-12 05:52:31
    Kein Problem. by Esteis2005-05-12 05:57:31
      Jezt wohne ich by tran2005-05-12 10:34:47
Bad things happening by thread_killer2005-05-12 05:37:11
  No, not good by tallastro2005-05-12 06:01:18
    Yeah, well, what are you going to do? by thread_killer2005-05-12 06:17:06
      I suppose we'll never hear the outcome by plblark2005-05-12 12:33:52
The reinstated personal heme song of the day by astro-g2005-05-12 05:32:58
  Today? Electronic--"Getting Away With It" (n/t) by leistico2005-05-12 09:51:29
  Chemical Brothers - Galvanize by theanomaly2005-05-12 08:03:08
  Johnny Cash: The Legend of John Henry's Hammer by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 06:37:02
  heme songs by basher202005-05-12 06:18:22
  Steven Curtis Chapman - Bring It On by JimK2005-05-12 05:39:43
  Cinematic Orchestra - Awakening Of A Woman(Burnout by Arivia2005-05-12 05:39:22
  The Beatles - I'm So Tired :-) (n/t) by MatthewDBA2005-05-12 05:35:15
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Unix-Windows Trust set up by airborneric2005-05-12 05:18:37
  This might help... i think by hekatombe2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It looks like it would help by airborneric2005-05-12 07:15:38
Just updated to Firefox 1.0.4 by corvus_one2005-05-12 05:17:32
  I'll update when I get home (n/t) by mcnutcase2005-05-12 06:42:02
  Not impressed by evil_andy2005-05-12 05:51:25
    The installer does need some work by Nessalc2005-05-12 06:28:03
  Didn't know there was one by airborneric2005-05-12 05:21:12
    Normally the little red arrow would appear... by IByte2005-05-12 07:21:00
    The RC came out yesterday... by bobmon2005-05-12 07:06:39
    Ditto (n/t) by chipmunk22005-05-12 05:22:48
Admit it Illiad! by lurker692005-05-12 05:15:53
  Argh! And it's Mike and not Greg of course. Sorry! (n/t) by lurker692005-05-12 05:21:09
Allrighty then! I've procrastinated long enough by voxwoman2005-05-12 05:03:11
  I second that motion =) by Jeff_UK2005-05-12 08:43:55
  What is this "enough?" (n/t) by raptillicus2005-05-12 08:19:35
  LART (n/t) by airborneric2005-05-12 05:08:03
    No ones allowed to LART until she blows the magic by treehugger2005-05-12 05:10:21
      I thought I heard a whistle by airborneric2005-05-12 05:15:13
        Big bullets? by corvus_one2005-05-12 05:19:59
          M1 Abrahms size, 105mm 155mm by airborneric2005-05-12 05:22:23
            Big indeed.. by corvus_one2005-05-12 05:31:53
              Nor would I like by Esteis2005-05-12 05:39:26
Have some pi! by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Pie are square! (n/t) by kelli2172005-05-12 07:01:12
  You can also apparently "rate" the image... by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I would prefer to "rate" the "pipie" with by ideur2005-05-12 04:47:31
      Me too. ;-) (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-05-12 04:52:23
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Whooo, look at me go! (n/t) by Khaar2005-05-12 04:29:27
ATTN : Lord Wankelby Cattlepants by klaranth2005-05-12 03:41:39
  We also like to point out... by Freespirit2006-11-19 12:55:59
ATTN : Nation Staters : by klaranth2006-11-19 12:55:59
  how about by astro-g2005-05-12 05:37:42
    How about this : by klaranth2005-05-12 10:16:29
    One more vote for these three by hieraco2005-05-12 08:27:11
  And *THAT* shall most assuredly ROCK! (n/t) by LongFist2005-05-12 03:56:09
  ooh ooh by MatthewDBA2005-05-12 03:47:00
Well, I'm turning my box off now. by McNutcase2005-05-12 03:16:06
*sings* The sun is out, the sky is blue, by JimK2005-05-12 03:14:57
  *wanders up the board with a BAS refil* by treehugger2005-05-12 04:56:00
    Ahhhhhh...... by JimK2005-05-12 05:01:04
      They are cooking by treehugger2005-05-12 05:06:08
New developments after the surgery ... by klaranth2005-05-12 03:06:11
  well, things seem to be getting better or worse by voxwoman2005-05-12 04:46:53
RetiQlum2 !! check your mail! by Electric Storm2005-05-12 02:10:21
  Mail problem! by Electric Storm2005-05-12 04:16:07
    News from the 'Qlum by Cokish2005-05-12 04:44:58
Hooray for propaganda and lies! by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oh yeah... Ted Rall... by Gorgar2005-05-12 05:04:46
    That isn't exactly the story, by Ravenlock2005-05-12 05:15:45
  No news from the western uuhh eastern front. by Cokish2005-05-12 02:42:01
  I'd like to say I'm shocked, but that'd be a lie. by Khaar2005-05-12 02:15:07
Attn: Lis77 and Retilum2!!!! by Electric Storm2006-11-19 12:55:59
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
Murphy s*****!!! by ahrodie2005-05-12 00:59:36
  I have a way, but it's not Gutter Friday! (n/t) by DShade2005-05-12 08:51:39
  Multiple dislocations of my right shoulder by airborneric2005-05-12 05:29:21
    ouch again!!! by ahrodie2005-05-12 06:02:36
  The easiest way I found to train myself to use my by shortandsweet2005-05-12 03:10:27
    ouch!!! by ahrodie2005-05-12 04:06:16
  Write a few more posts ? by aix tom2005-05-12 01:43:02
    at the moment... by ahrodie2005-05-12 04:00:24
  get yourself a game of solitaire... by sauerlandcowboy2005-05-12 01:13:28
    thanks! by ahrodie2005-05-12 01:19:56
ADOM Woes by Pandilex2005-05-12 00:32:41
  A few by mathwaster2005-05-12 05:30:57
  Sorry, I'm awful at rogue games in general. by Ravenlock2005-05-12 00:51:16
HAHA by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Classic Mathemagics: Change The Rules! by LongFist2005-05-12 04:10:14
    Engineers by MatthewDBA2005-05-12 04:13:04
  What is this guy smoking? by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hmmm... by moddermonster2005-05-12 04:02:06
  Welcome to sci.math! by MatthewDBA2005-05-12 03:24:09
    I gave up on sci.physics years ago (n/t) by run.dll2005-05-12 11:11:31
  Didn't Gödel prove this guy wrong? by Arachnid2005-05-12 02:55:13
    Gödel did prove by moddermonster2006-11-19 12:55:59
  HAHAHA by Carciofus2005-05-12 01:22:18
Anyone know: has McNut left yet? by purplepineapple2005-05-12 00:25:55
  I have now. by mcnutcase2005-05-12 06:43:06
  he hasn't left yet. by niwikki2005-05-12 00:34:05
    Awake now. by McNutcase2005-05-12 00:58:12
      Cool. by purplepineapple2005-05-12 01:19:25
I made "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" by JimK2005-05-12 00:25:33
  Tyranny by Majority by snake2005-05-12 12:27:44
  Civil Rights Lovefest :) by Tars_Tarkas2005-05-12 10:42:28
  up, up and away! (n/t) by DerSarek2005-05-12 01:35:49
  To infinity, and beyond! (n/t) by watsondog2005-05-12 00:30:15
LOTD discussion by Spisefisken2005-05-12 00:17:03
  What's all this got to do with Lord Of The Dance? (n/t) by PsyckBoy2005-05-13 10:43:54
  They do if you're American. by Celti2005-05-12 00:20:20
  They do in Yank :-) by JimK2005-05-12 00:20:16
    How do they distinguish c and z? by stsz2005-05-12 02:40:22
      Simple Actually by Psyop2005-05-12 08:34:18
      voiced/unvoiced by MMI2005-05-12 02:51:58
  It will in English english by Jesus2005-05-12 00:19:47
    oops, meant american english d'oh (n/t) by Jesus2005-05-12 00:22:06
      Silly question by ideur2005-05-12 00:35:03
        silly by manojar2005-05-12 03:28:20
        They're an American band. by Tomo2005-05-12 00:42:22
          I thought that `We're An American Band' by hieraco2005-05-12 08:19:47
          *Starts playing ZZ-Top on full volume* by ideur2005-05-12 01:36:21
            MTV by wolfhound6682005-05-12 05:49:17
  It does in American. by Tomo2005-05-12 00:19:46
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by Kickstart2005-05-12 00:10:01
Floyd Bennett Field! by watsondog2006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways the cafe at the end of the Ufieverse by treehugger2005-05-12 00:09:14
  *sets up omlette bar* by esbita2005-05-12 06:31:06
    hmmm by Reddy2005-05-12 07:17:32
      *digs out ingredients* by esbita2005-05-12 07:30:29
        I had chicken yesterday (n/t) by Reddy2005-05-12 07:35:00
  *Gr-rarrr---i----TSCHZHZH!!* *sniff* by bitflipper2005-05-12 06:12:24
    'Ere, you need this. by Bellator2005-05-12 12:01:28
      *Accepts eagerly* by bitflipper2005-05-12 15:20:59
    *Notices self-serve sign* by bitflipper2005-05-12 06:25:13
      *sets up sneeze guard* by esbita2005-05-12 06:44:51
        Thank you, deeply by bitflipper2005-05-12 06:51:43
  LUNCH!!! by treehugger2005-05-12 04:54:24
    Burger Time ! by Cokish2005-05-12 05:35:17
      *flips burgers* by treehugger2005-05-12 05:36:01
        *eats burger python style* by Cokish2005-05-12 05:40:50
  BAS please? by Trinity_Quasar2005-05-12 04:05:47
    {{{TQ}}} by treehugger2005-05-12 04:41:21
      hehe, thanks hunny. by Trinity_Quasar2005-05-12 04:48:49
        Illiways is always open to everyone by treehugger2005-05-12 04:51:42
          I know you all are. by Trinity_Quasar2005-05-12 05:06:17
            So, you want some lunch delivered to your ball? by treehugger2005-05-12 05:08:11
              Aww... by Trinity_Quasar2005-05-12 05:11:07
                Dats okay by treehugger2005-05-12 05:14:06
                  Nope by Trinity_Quasar2005-05-12 05:18:52
                    Hey there, kiddo. by bitflipper2005-05-12 06:19:52
                    I'm making sand castles today by treehugger2005-05-12 05:21:43
                      FUN! :D (n/t) by Trinity_Quasar2005-05-12 05:33:31
                        They're only teeny tiny ones by treehugger2005-05-12 05:36:37
                          And you get paid for this? by JimK2005-05-12 05:46:02
                            I know! It's absolutely unbelievable! by treehugger2005-05-12 08:23:50
  *scutters in* by ts0032005-05-12 03:58:40
    Different? I haven't redecorated by treehugger2005-05-12 04:52:55
  Rudely waked, yes ... by chrisP2005-05-12 01:01:51
    want a refil? by treehugger2005-05-12 04:49:57
      A refill, please. by chrisP2005-05-12 07:35:13
        *refils* by treehugger2005-05-12 08:24:26
  *puts up self serve sign* by treehugger2005-05-12 00:31:27
  *brings newspaper stack* by afterburner2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *serves BAS to the paper boy* by treehugger2005-05-12 00:28:26
      I would think so by afterburner2005-05-12 00:30:48
  bleeergh. by JimK2005-05-12 00:22:26
    *serves BAS* by treehugger2005-05-12 00:26:01
      Oh, do I! by JimK2005-05-12 00:49:23
        Did you get it? I put it on the bar earlier by treehugger2005-05-12 04:48:38
  *settles down with a large mug of BAS* by treehugger2005-05-12 00:16:15
    Bye Bye sweety... by Cokish2005-05-12 00:59:43
      I dranked it all, by treehugger2005-05-12 04:49:22
  *prepares an exquisite double espresso* by treehugger2005-05-12 00:10:09
Comment Board Trivia by count_02005-05-12 00:04:00
  Nu Q: by DerSarek2005-05-12 02:07:03
    One is cooler. by aix tom2005-05-12 02:32:00
      Ruling on the answers... by gundam_rx78nt12005-05-12 08:18:51
      Armillaria ostoyae, the Honey Mushroom by JimK2005-05-12 04:10:24
      The Great Barrier Reef by Plasma2005-05-12 03:57:55
Whoa. Perspective changes. (n/t) by Celti2005-05-12 00:01:05
  Holy Camera Angle, Batman! by Tomo2005-05-12 00:17:00
    s'not quite "In glorious 3D!"... (n/t) by McNutcase2005-05-12 01:05:21
Translations by Nea2005-05-12 00:01:02
  Català by John_C2005-05-12 05:18:50
  Germna/Deutsch TopPost (n/t) by Tobias_e2005-05-12 00:05:50
    by Lurker (in 3-D) by lurker692005-05-12 06:06:24
      Hübsch, aber viel zu scrollen ;-) (n/t) by Tobias_E2005-05-12 06:51:56
        Ja, by lurker692005-05-12 08:14:10
      Autsch! Meine Augen!! by grmpf2005-05-12 06:33:00
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2005-05-12 03:19:12
      Glückwunsch by transcendor2005-05-12 10:37:15
        In Weilimdorf! by grmpf2005-05-12 12:56:44
    von tommy by tommy2005-05-12 00:45:01
    Schwäbisch by Tobias_e2005-05-12 00:14:03
    German by Transcendor by transcendor2005-05-12 00:10:34
    by Shitashii by shitashii2005-05-12 00:08:53
      kleiner Verbesserungsvorschlag by junix2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Noch eine kleine Verbesserung by clystron2005-05-12 00:24:16
        tjoa by shitashii2005-05-12 00:21:29
Happy 8-month-day! by Anonymous Freak2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Awwwwww! Cute by vetitice2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Awww, adorable. by Esteis2005-05-12 05:27:54
  As a preschool teacher I see lots of babies by shortandsweet2005-05-12 03:16:23
  Oh wow... by syren2005-05-12 02:08:27
  AGGGH! The cuteness burns! IT BURRRNNNSSS!!! by shadowsystems2005-05-12 00:08:43
  Oh yes I know that look by hieraco2005-05-12 00:07:12
  A little blurred, but very cute! (n/t) by bonzo2005-05-12 00:02:23
    It was taken 3 hours into a 26-hour car drive... (n/t) by Anonymous Freak2005-05-12 00:05:55
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  Universe Man by HobsonsChoice2005-05-12 08:45:41
    I hear you're usually kind to Smaller Man. (n/t) by BaruMonkey2005-05-12 12:41:15
  Mini Man!! by Psyop2005-05-12 08:42:10
    Could be worse. Somebody might call you by kahuana2005-05-12 09:16:12
  I am Peace Man. I use logic to persuade by Peace_man2005-05-12 08:25:32
  Oviousman! by raptillicus2005-05-12 08:22:35
    Oviousman? But the 'b' is not obvious! (n/t) by Kickstart2005-05-12 08:31:42
      Thats obvious! by raptillicus2005-05-12 08:36:16
  Radioactive Man by TrogL2005-05-12 08:17:51
  I am SAD Woman by moongoddess2005-05-12 07:15:14
    Are you married to Marvin, by chance? (n/t) by HobsonsChoice2005-05-12 08:48:05
      Nah, he's way too cheerful for me... (n/t) by moongoddess2005-05-12 13:17:44
  Enraged Man by sstacks2005-05-12 05:59:32
  Rabbit-out-of-his-hat Boy!! by thread_killer2005-05-12 05:41:02
  I am Voxwoman and I drive the voxmobile by voxwoman2005-05-12 04:59:49
  I am... invent superhero guises man! by Arachnid2005-05-12 03:30:42
  I am SUPER RUBBER WOMAN! by shortandsweet2005-05-12 03:20:38
    You need a diary! :) by Kickstart2005-05-12 08:50:52
    Good job it's not friday... by JimK2005-05-12 03:31:37
      indeed... (n/t) by kelli2172005-05-12 07:13:17
  bicycle repair man by Klymer2005-05-12 00:33:43
    Bicycle Repair Man, my hero!!! (n/t) by watsondog2005-05-12 00:37:47
  I am INSANO! (gobble gobble bork bjork FNORD!) by shadowsystems2005-05-12 00:14:25
    Hey, you are me! by littlesmith2005-05-12 02:31:51
  I am BEIGEMAN! by rhinobird2005-05-12 00:11:39
    So it's YOU... by shadowsystems2005-05-12 00:16:02
      That's Not All! by Psyop2005-05-12 08:38:51
        Wow! You guys know me so well... by rhinobird2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Secret identity? by Bill_Gates2005-05-12 00:09:42
  Depresso by salix2005-05-12 00:07:11
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