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Cartoon for Mar 27, 2005
Strip for Mar 27, 2005
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Hmmm.... by particle_canine2005-03-28 00:00:09
  Solution by particle_canine2005-03-28 11:08:43
    Nrrrrgh... (n/t) by arktus2005-03-28 12:03:22
  I sense a bad pun. by arktus2005-03-28 08:03:39
Battles with venomous spiders by purplepineapple2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *sigh* by dab2005-03-27 23:17:20
  I have a "Live and let live" policy w/ spiders by SnArL2005-03-27 23:01:54
    Not from what I've heard. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Well, as that page I linked states... by purplepineapple2005-03-27 23:07:32
      what about a huntsman? by dab2005-03-27 23:18:44
        I am a fan of huntsman's by molsen2005-03-27 23:21:43
          We have about three by dab2005-03-27 23:23:45
            /me fritzs out and just stands in the corner by Havoc2005-03-28 04:47:04
    Wouldn't exactly tickle?? by molsen2005-03-27 23:06:48
  Similar Tale by molsen2005-03-27 22:58:17
    Heh :) by purplepineapple2005-03-27 23:04:23
      Eeewww. And cool! by particle_canine2005-03-27 23:11:42
        in this case thong = = flip-flop by dab2005-03-27 23:39:07
          Not confused at all :-) by particle_canine2005-03-27 23:53:42
            I was waiting for someone to warp the meaning. by molsen2005-03-27 23:56:03
          Daddy Long leg myth. by molsen2006-11-19 12:55:59
            can't you just let me by dab2005-03-27 23:52:08
              I personally prefer the emu. by molsen2005-03-27 23:54:33
                Do you have the right size pouch? by dab2005-03-27 23:57:19
                  Got an extra large pouch. by molsen2005-03-27 23:59:19
                    You need a wombat trailer! by dab2005-03-28 00:00:08
  scary stories... remind me to never go to .au (n/t by shminux2005-03-27 22:49:13
    It's really great here, though!! by purplepineapple2005-03-27 22:52:47
      you've never met a by dab2005-03-27 23:20:56
      I guess aussies have higher tolerance for by shminux2005-03-27 22:58:39
        It's not a genetic tolerance. by Illiad2005-03-27 23:05:44
          you're also welcome down South in .au by dab2005-03-27 23:22:32
            Woo! by Illiad2005-03-27 23:28:40
              ignoring the fact that Arachnid's there by dab2005-03-27 23:32:45
                Nothing like a bit of Kiwi - Aussie rivalry. ;) by Illiad2005-03-27 23:43:43
                  Sorry to hear you were subjected to Wollongong :) by molsen2005-03-27 23:51:51
                  Really? by dab2005-03-27 23:47:54
          Well, that's too be expected. by particle_canine2005-03-27 23:13:11
            Grrrr. 'to', not 'too', 'two', or 'tutu' (n/t) by particle_canine2005-03-27 23:14:34
          I guess that's one thing I don't want to learn :) by shminux2005-03-27 23:11:11
          *nods in agreement* :D (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-03-27 23:08:37
Attn: Arachnid by diGriz2005-03-27 22:38:33
Woo! new car by astro-g2005-03-27 22:17:16
  Got yourself a FYOC (c for car:) ? (n/t) by shminux2005-03-27 22:27:47
    pretty much by astro-g2005-03-27 22:28:59
  ooh, and I used it by astro-g2005-03-27 22:18:45
And now it's TTGTB for this soldier by hieraco2005-03-27 21:38:01
  Congrads! by babywhizIT2005-03-27 21:41:32
    Yup, putting it away is another days task. (n/t) by hieraco2005-03-27 21:49:55
  Yay! by kyrasantae2005-03-27 21:38:40
    Who gave YOU tomorrow off? by theanomaly2005-03-27 21:46:33
      /me works at 8am :-( by hieraco2005-03-27 21:50:31
        I don't have to go in until 10:00 :D by SnArL2005-03-27 21:54:30
        /me would probably enjoy your job by theanomaly2005-03-27 21:53:56
Haha! That is teh funnay! by SnArL2005-03-27 21:29:42
  Heh, but what does S&S mean? (n/t) by Concept2005-03-27 21:37:55
    Actually, in this case, it's an S,S,&S story by SnArL2005-03-27 23:04:17
    Sword and Sorcery? (n/t) by kyrasantae2005-03-27 21:39:34
    Swords and Sorcery. (n/t) by Arivia2005-03-27 21:39:31
      Thanks. (n/t) by Concept2005-03-27 21:56:55
*goes to take a bath* by Llyr2005-03-27 21:29:21
  *erects fence around bath warehouse* by particle_canine2005-03-27 21:31:48
    *Installs Door in fence* by babywhizIT2005-03-27 21:42:28
      *Brings back door* (n/t) by astro-g2005-03-27 22:22:22
      *installs fence in door* by themadkansan2005-03-27 21:55:41
        Swears at Fences #%@&E$* by hieraco2005-03-27 21:58:02
          My prefered method of defencing is by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-27 22:03:16
            How would satchel help? Isn't he just a dog? (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-03-27 22:04:00
              He could pitch something at the fence (n/t) by watsondog2005-03-27 23:10:02
Got two boxes of peeps for Easter... by carl522005-03-27 21:07:26
  More Peep Info..(content swiped from random sites) by babywhizIT2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yea, Walmart has em for 92 cents....box of 15 (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-03-27 21:16:14
  You monster! by particle_canine2005-03-27 21:15:35
    I'm a Peep-leaver by babywhizIT2005-03-27 21:19:16
Stupid fershlugginer construction next door :-( by particle_canine2005-03-27 20:46:05
  Fershlugginer? by carl522005-03-27 20:52:59
    :-) (n/t) by particle_canine2005-03-27 20:54:01
TTGTBT by radiowave9112005-03-27 20:45:45
  And for me - night-night! (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-03-27 21:08:39
Everybody bored yet? Let's do a sing-along! by particle_canine2005-03-27 20:28:47
  Though I know that evenin's empire has returned by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-27 21:38:45
  *sings* by Glytch782005-03-27 21:29:19
  Spoonman, come together with your hands by Freakazoid2005-03-27 20:51:55
  Give me release... by Arivia2005-03-27 20:44:24
  We come from the land of the ice and snow by Wolven2005-03-27 20:38:32
    The hammer of the gods by Llyr2005-03-27 20:55:38
      To fight the horde, singing and crying: by Wolven2005-03-27 20:56:57
  *screams* by Glytch782005-03-27 20:36:01
    Nobody touches us at all (n/t) by Wolven2005-03-27 20:53:32
      Showdown...shootout. Spread fear within without! ( (n/t) by SnArL2005-03-27 21:07:26
        We're gonna take what's ours to have/ by themadkansan2005-03-27 21:40:04
    For one goddess in all... (n/t) by Arivia2005-03-27 20:45:08
  *sings* by Glytch782005-03-27 20:32:28
  Bulbous bouffant, (n/t) by maximumbob2005-03-27 20:32:02
    Blubber (n/t) by Llyr2005-03-27 20:52:44
  *sings* by Glytch782005-03-27 20:29:28
    round and round, by maximumbob2005-03-27 20:31:08
    then go flat, make big sounds! by particle_canine2005-03-27 20:31:05
  Uptown's got its hustlers, ... by particle_canine2005-03-27 20:29:14
W:ET Anyone? by maximumbob2005-03-27 20:28:04
  C'mon need some more.. by maximumbob2005-03-27 20:42:12
  I'll come in in a bit. by carthax2005-03-27 20:30:57
Where can I get a goat, cheap? by tnglives2005-03-27 20:12:48
  The christmas islands have goats. Or so I've heard by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-27 21:33:19
  Couple mons too late... by babywhizIT2005-03-27 20:27:59
    Only in Arkansas.... (n/t) by Egaeus2005-03-27 21:04:12
      or SW MO ;) by babywhizIT2005-03-27 21:43:44
        A chicken? On the loose? by Egaeus2005-03-27 22:03:46
  <sings>They call it SCSI voodoo</sings> by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
More boat pictures on the Mississippi River by lab rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nice! Thanks. (n/t) by tully2005-03-27 21:22:54
New Shiny! by carthax2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Congratulations... by webishop2005-03-27 21:16:30
  Contratulations. . . BUT, by hieraco2005-03-27 21:01:05
    Did you notice the fact that the hilt came loose? by carthax2005-03-27 21:23:08
      No, I missed that :-) by hieraco2005-03-27 21:40:40
  Congratulations! by radiowave9112005-03-27 20:26:54
  If it's not obvious... by carthax2005-03-27 20:25:43
  Well, that was lovely... by lab rat2005-03-27 20:24:28
  I suppose this means by dab2005-03-27 20:17:29
    Thank you! :-) (n/t) by carthax2005-03-27 20:21:26
A daily reminder from the LOTGD Green Dragon by LOTGD2006-11-19 12:55:59
I swear, the next scumbag who gets out of his by Evil_Minion2005-03-27 19:41:24
  Why they thumping your car? (n/t) by Glytch782005-03-27 20:04:54
    Because he's an idiot? (n/t) by Evil_Minion2005-03-27 21:31:05
  You need the Capt. Nemo solution: by SnArL2005-03-27 19:44:03
    *writes that down for future use* (n/t) by airRaid52005-03-27 19:55:11
  Thump back. by arktus2005-03-27 19:42:24
Oh, look, it's the Ether Bunny by SnArL2005-03-27 19:32:00
  No, no, it's the Runny Babbit!!! (n/t) by webishop2005-03-27 19:32:46
    * toss case of Charmin to Babbit * (n/t) by particle_canine2005-03-27 19:33:59
      Nooooo!! it's stuck to the hot-crossed buns!!! (n/ (n/t) by webishop2005-03-27 19:39:33
I blame hieraco. by particle_canine2005-03-27 19:23:05
  I don't know if I should be more offended by hieraco2005-03-27 20:25:30
  That was bad....so very very bad :) (n/t) by radiowave9112005-03-27 19:27:33
  You should be punished. Severely. by kahuana2005-03-27 19:26:15
  * * * g*r*o*o*o*o*a*a*a*n * * * (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-03-27 19:26:14
  GAH bad joke. (n/t) by Llyr2005-03-27 19:25:20
anyone ever been kicked out of their yahoo ID by a by ihavebigpiranha2005-03-27 19:21:40
  figured it out, all better now by ihavebigpiranha2005-03-27 20:16:00
    ytunnel. yaehlite. or trillian. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-03-28 05:22:45
Oh my achy eyes. by hieraco2005-03-27 19:10:07
Hrm.. the fix to my problem is in German :P by romandas2005-03-27 18:51:28
  I figured out what they did; they used a USE flag by romandas2005-03-27 19:05:48
  tried babelfish or google translations? by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Then post a link. by c51L2005-03-27 18:59:47
Does anyone have the Calendar Wizard for Word 97? by NOLAWitch2005-03-27 18:23:48
  SR1 version suffice? (n/t) by kahuana2005-03-27 19:09:54
Is chicken *supposed* to glow in the dark? by SnArL2005-03-27 18:23:15
  You know those cartoons... by SnArL2005-03-27 19:22:25
    Clear and disintegrated are two different things. (n/t) by tnglives2005-03-27 20:16:13
  One here but it's burried in a box somewhere (n/t) by hieraco2005-03-27 19:15:48
  I do.. by wolfenone2005-03-27 18:31:33
Arrg, it be time for this pirate by Captain_Impavid2005-03-27 18:02:28
  Sleep Well, Cap'n! by wolfenone2005-03-27 18:07:07
this is my first day off since the 8th by lunarrainn2005-03-27 18:00:37
Gentoo update help by romandas2005-03-27 17:44:56
  man qpkg by LionsPhil2005-03-27 17:48:31
    Btw, FYI for you, LionsPhil by romandas2005-03-27 18:40:42
      Iiiiinterestink....danke. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-03-27 19:00:40
    That's the command all right, but.. by romandas2005-03-27 18:13:49
      Hmm... did you try this: by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-27 22:00:32
grrrr... by nebuchanezzar2005-03-27 17:40:49
wow... holy doppelganger, batman! by niwikki2005-03-27 17:18:30
  I *loved* that show. by particle_canine2005-03-27 18:38:10
Post your prompt! by Kickstart2005-03-27 17:15:40
  Mine by imperito2005-03-27 21:49:25
  Mine's simple by Eric3_141592005-03-27 18:30:12
    What shell are you using? by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-27 19:10:42
      Actually by Eric3_141592005-03-27 19:29:48
        Do a 'set | grep ^PS1' by SnArL2005-03-27 19:33:08
          isn't that a bit overkill? by Freakazoid2005-03-27 19:36:26
            Not necessarily by SnArL2005-03-27 19:39:22
    s/pwd/`pwd`/ (n/t) by Eric3_141592005-03-27 18:30:38
  Pretty long: by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-27 18:14:20
  It's semi-dynamic. From ~/.bash_profile: by LionsPhil2005-03-27 17:45:35
  usually $p$g by chipmunk22005-03-27 17:34:30
  It's a big one, by Pic2005-03-27 17:32:18
  \u@\h:\w$ as a normal user by jiteo2005-03-27 17:27:21
  "Your fly is open ... You weren't supposed to say by tnglives2005-03-27 17:22:56
  $p$g by raptor_872005-03-27 17:22:02
Giving it 11.0% by run.dll2005-03-27 17:12:59
  *can't stop laughing* (n/t) by watsondog2005-03-27 17:32:55
Uhhhh.... help? by airRaid52005-03-27 17:08:01
  Sorry about taking sooo long to reply by airRaid52005-03-27 19:13:32
    Blow out the heatsink fins. by abaron2005-03-27 20:05:34
      Will do! (n/t) by airRaid52005-03-27 20:09:44
    54C! My CPU idles at 30C. by ChuckAB2005-03-27 19:33:43
      Well heres more info about my system by airRaid52005-03-27 20:13:12
      hmm.... whats your cooling situation look like? (n/t) by airRaid52005-03-27 20:09:26
  Ah, question.... by Electric Storm2005-03-27 17:26:45
    yes, it did spin. (n/t) by airRaid52005-03-27 19:09:41
  Replace the heat sink paste. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-03-27 17:17:12
    seconded (n/t) by theanomaly2005-03-27 17:17:46
      thriced by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Borkenlink? (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-03-27 19:34:56
        fourthed! by nebuchanezzar2005-03-27 17:34:39
          Fifthed by chipmunk22005-03-27 17:48:35
            Checked, and everything is still there! by airRaid52005-03-27 19:25:51
            fifth I want one. oh wait no I cant by joecrouse2005-03-27 18:26:11
and I thought Barney had finally died off... by ihavebigpiranha2005-03-27 16:18:21
  Just when you thought the purple freak by lab rat2005-03-27 16:22:18
  I clone you, You clone me... by wolfenone2005-03-27 16:20:21
whyps, dinners ready, gota go by nebuchanezzar2005-03-27 16:12:54
Something I just heard by Egaeus2005-03-27 16:09:08
Tiger Woods 2005 by McGowan2005-03-27 16:07:13
  Not sure what platform you are using...*spoilers* by babywhizIT2005-03-27 20:10:36
The Thunder Gods seem happy today by nebuchanezzar2005-03-27 16:03:31
  Raining/storming here in SC too by AshyRaine2005-03-27 16:21:27
Engage rant mode! Fire for effect! by sofaspud2005-03-27 15:52:50
  Thank you, thank you! by Bastetsmuse2005-03-27 16:10:15
  Perhaps some rich plunder will cheer ye! (n/t) by Captain_Impavid2005-03-27 15:58:30
    Arr, Cap'n! by wolfenone2005-03-27 16:05:47
      aye, matey, come aboard by Captain_Impavid2005-03-27 16:11:01
        Not at all! by wolfenone2005-03-27 16:15:55
          aye, 'is name is by Captain_Impavid2005-03-27 17:18:24
            *brings 2 HUGE mugs of grog* by wolfenone2005-03-27 17:22:25
              <continued drunken stupor> by Captain_Impavid2005-03-27 17:29:59
Way cool Astronomy Picture of the Day by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Is there any way to get hold of a bigger copy? by Tomo2005-03-27 15:19:17
    Follow the "this image" link at that page by osg2005-03-27 17:00:23
    how big are the files? (n/t) by Bastetsmuse2005-03-27 16:15:14
    I don't know. I'm gonna click around and see by NOLAWitch2005-03-27 15:25:44
Paul Hester found dead by purplepineapple2005-03-27 14:52:45
  What a shame. :( by j.butterfly2005-03-27 15:33:57
  Crap! I love that band! by NOLAWitch2005-03-27 14:58:15
    In Total AGREEMENT! by j.butterfly2005-03-27 15:38:08
Firewall advice by notdeadyet2005-03-27 14:50:08
  Like t_k, I too have a dedicated FW box by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:23:33
    Crap...that was supposed to have a link in it by radiowave9112006-11-19 12:55:59
  I use a purpose built box by thread_killer2005-03-27 16:04:04
  I'm a big fan of Kerio. by Ravenlock2005-03-27 15:59:14
  This is not advice, but for myself by chipmunk22005-03-27 14:54:22
Stupid XBox and Halo 2 by fireballmatt2005-03-27 14:20:27
  Had same issue with several dvd's by techrealm2005-03-27 23:12:37
  deep scratch + repair? by Spudd862005-03-27 19:07:17
  Halo 2 works fine on Xbox 1.0 by Llyr2005-03-27 19:00:35
the filing is now done! by voxwoman2005-03-27 14:15:36
  I got my filing done too. I felt so bad for you by NOLAWitch2005-03-27 14:55:07
    I don't know what to say. by voxwoman2005-03-27 15:55:26
  DS9?? by wolfenone2005-03-27 14:17:12
    to each his own, I suppose by voxwoman2005-03-27 15:51:51
Windows just won't give up! by AgZzZTC2005-03-27 13:30:46
  Not Windows' fault. by LionsPhil2005-03-27 13:37:33
  Check boot order in the BIOS. by McNutcase2005-03-27 13:33:07
    You may then need by Didactylos2005-03-27 13:37:16
  Tried in the bios? (n/t) by chipmunk22005-03-27 13:32:24
    Thanks by AgZzZTC2005-03-27 14:32:33
ATTN: LionsPhil by McNutcase2005-03-27 12:31:53
  I hereby commandeer this thread by Captain_Impavid2005-03-27 15:56:15
    *meanders through with a bottle of spiced rum* (n/ (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-03-27 16:37:17
      ye wouldn't happen to have a spare bottle, by Captain_Impavid2005-03-27 17:25:40
        *pours a glass of the Captain for the Captain* by NOLAWitch2005-03-27 17:50:40
          No fixins for me, thank'ee by Captain_Impavid2005-03-27 17:54:30
  Dunno. by LionsPhil2005-03-27 13:21:12
    Oh, there are places it can be hurt. by McNutcase2005-03-27 13:25:01
      "That which does not kill us, makes us stranger" by Tomo2005-03-27 15:07:27
>>>-----> Edmonton UFies<------<<< by hieraco2005-03-27 12:24:37
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho! by Captain_Impavid2005-03-27 12:16:16
  Eep! I saw "a parent's life for me" at first. by tnglives2005-03-27 15:08:07
    That's a worse fate than being a pirate. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-03-27 15:24:45
  15 men on a dead man's chest! by flatlander2005-03-27 14:48:22
    One drunk guy at a woman's breast... by NOLAWitch2005-03-27 14:59:37
      No we didn't need _that_ image by flatlander2005-03-27 15:42:16
WET server is lonely, I think we should go keep it by techi8702005-03-27 12:11:45
Happy Cadmium Cream Egg day! by kahuana2005-03-27 11:40:10
Getting a protocol mismatch in the W:ET server by krisguy2005-03-27 10:39:03
  While we're mucking about with the server, by LionsPhil2005-03-27 11:21:22
    Been there, done that. by Scirocco2005-03-27 11:46:47
      That's a shame. by LionsPhil2005-03-27 12:16:46
        If you liked TFC you should try it out, by Scirocco2005-03-27 12:20:52
      Yeah, I tried it... by KrakensDen2005-03-27 12:14:59
  Problems on W:ET by Fayth2005-03-27 10:57:18
    I'd propose the by ihavebigpiranha2005-03-27 11:01:51
      Heartily seconded map suggestion! by theanomaly2005-03-27 11:03:46
  yeah, you need the 2.6 update by ihavebigpiranha2005-03-27 10:42:01
I'll play some W:ET again another day by ihavebigpiranha2005-03-27 10:36:36
  And here I thought the "fun" of the by demonhedge2005-03-27 10:43:30
    well, going from being a decent player by ihavebigpiranha2005-03-27 10:46:53
      How is this the fault of not having ETPro? (n/t) by shorty822005-03-27 12:58:15
        because for me ETPro is what makes it by ihavebigpiranha2005-03-27 13:13:40
          That doesn't answer my question. by shorty822005-03-27 13:19:39
            I know I can't play as well without the by Scirocco2005-03-27 13:25:05
              scirocco and kriikkert hit it on the head by ihavebigpiranha2005-03-27 13:29:11
            Many people rely on audible cues. by krikkert2005-03-27 13:24:17
              *mumblemumble* Which it'd nerf artyspam... by LionsPhil2005-03-27 13:39:34
                Nerfing artyspam? by krikkert2005-03-27 14:06:29
                  I've given them many a time on the board. by LionsPhil2005-03-27 14:14:33
                    Although I like your ideas, by krikkert2005-03-27 16:23:32
                    Huh. Is that why I died? by sofaspud2005-03-27 15:57:05
                    Arg, wrong button. by LionsPhil2005-03-27 14:16:19
                s/Which/Wish/ by LionsPhil2005-03-27 13:45:53
                it actually makes it better than the etmain.. (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2005-03-27 13:44:27
That was a weird phishing attempt by PsychoI3oy2005-03-27 10:34:39
  I also got it. by shorty822005-03-27 12:56:17
  unfortunatly it isn't a phishing attempt by P.Buttercup2005-03-27 10:48:19
    I've had AV software throw up a trojanwarning for by jeff_uk2005-03-27 13:37:49
wow.... funny how mobile phone release dates by McGowan2005-03-27 10:24:50
Stupid fools. by EvilLionsPhil2005-03-27 10:11:42
  You integrated a parcel delivery service into the by raptor_872005-03-27 10:26:01
    Sounds like a mistake. (n/t) by kahuana2005-03-27 11:21:14
    What can Brown Minion #1452 do for you? (n/t) by jiteo2005-03-27 10:27:05
      Test my new Death Ray. by EvilLionsPhil2005-03-27 11:25:31
        Soylent Brown is Minions! by tnglives2005-03-27 17:10:32
  Creating your own successor, are you? (n/t) by tnglives2005-03-27 10:14:33
    Successor? by EvilLionsPhil2005-03-27 10:16:12
      "We're doomed, dooooooomed!!" by corvus_one2005-03-27 10:25:58
        Perfectly synchronised violence never solved by Arachnid2005-03-27 12:37:53
        Doom, Final Doom, Doom 3? (n/t) by chipmunk22005-03-27 10:27:38
          Futurama quote. (n/t) by corvus_one2005-03-27 10:29:43
Yay, the internet works again! by ahecht2005-03-27 10:06:39
  Wasn't global. by Myke2005-03-27 10:16:10
  Yeah, sorry, I had to unplug it by LionsPhil2005-03-27 10:14:05
    I'm just glad it wasn't the vacuum this time (n/t) by theanomaly2005-03-27 11:04:41
      No, that gets stomped on. by McNutcase2005-03-27 13:35:48
IDGI (I think) by Bonzo2005-03-27 09:52:10
  Spoiler by vetitice2005-03-27 09:56:27
    Oh yeah! I've heard of him! "I love you, you..." (n/t) by Bonzo2005-03-27 13:19:01
    Only hated by adults whose brains aren't mush. (n/ (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-03-27 10:21:26
      [...] whose brains aren't mush. by jiteo2005-03-27 10:25:56
        <Prince>Purple brains, purple brains...</Prince> by NOLAWitch2005-03-27 10:31:01
          Explains why The Artist Who Was Formerly Known As: by kahuana2005-03-27 11:36:12
            He's seriously nuts. There was a four-hour by NOLAWitch2005-03-27 12:33:15
I don't get it.. by csmscsms2005-03-27 09:48:54
  Barney lives again by aRandomPatel2005-03-27 12:03:28
Poor little puppy. by RetiQlum22005-03-27 09:43:45
I don't that windows likes firefox very much by raptor_872006-11-19 12:55:59
  there should be a "think" somewhere up there... (n (n/t) by raptor_872005-03-27 09:59:24
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Moderated (Non-FYOSS within one click) (n/t) by Arachnid2005-03-27 14:18:22
    Sure that that's FYOSS? by LionsPhil2005-03-27 10:00:52
My face is numb. by McGowan2005-03-27 09:31:29
  Comfortably? (n/t) by kahuana2005-03-27 11:24:21
  don't dring anything staining by rogue19712005-03-27 09:37:54
    It's odd. by McGowan2005-03-27 09:43:57
      How would you know by notdeadyet2005-03-27 10:30:13
      stroke? (n/t) by nodus2005-03-27 09:50:47
        novacane (n/t) by rogue19712005-03-27 09:58:19
IP addressing question by romandas2005-03-27 08:57:03
  Couple o sites... by babywhizIT2005-03-27 20:26:53
  Tried arin.net ? (n/t) by kahuana2005-03-27 11:30:58
  (r)whois by Myke2005-03-27 09:23:48
  It is possible to find this information -- by webishop2005-03-27 09:03:57
OK how about a round of TPL collide? by rogue19712005-03-27 08:44:56
  Mountain Dew taught my children to sing (n/t) by tnglives2005-03-27 17:43:03
  Evil peep ressurection diaries (n/t) by nebuchanezzar2005-03-27 11:26:05
  Kitty cure toothache (n/t) by NOLAWitch2005-03-27 09:31:26
  scary random resurections (n/t) by rogue19712005-03-27 09:26:41
  grey goo cure toothache (n/t) by rogue19712005-03-27 09:01:25
    ironicly they did put grey goo in my tooth by McGowan2005-03-27 09:13:53
  Clash of Poptarts and Mountain Dew by demonhedge2005-03-27 09:00:41
  Clash of the evil Pop Tarts (n/t) by Kithplana2005-03-27 08:56:38
  Resurrection Windows moment by Spisefisken2005-03-27 08:52:19
  Scary evil peep (n/t) by rogue19712005-03-27 08:47:39
    Scary evil peep taught my children meep! (n/t) by Didactylos2005-03-27 10:25:46
IN RESPONSE TO QOTD by bensun2005-03-27 08:41:20
  and I tought mine was funny by rogue19712005-03-27 08:44:08
energy/good vibes request (and rant warning) by voxwoman2005-03-27 08:33:14
  That's just the reason by corvus_one2005-03-27 09:31:35
  *lights a turquoise candle* by NOLAWitch2005-03-27 08:59:24
W:ET today? (had to reinstall it 4 times) by ihavebigpiranha2005-03-27 08:33:09
  it's no fun for me now:( (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2005-03-27 10:37:53
  I'm in. It's my last free day for awhile... (n/t) by KrakensDen2005-03-27 09:30:57
Peep research by notdeadyet2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Whomever thinks librarians don't have a sense of by NOLAWitch2005-03-27 13:47:45
Song of the day (Meant for Friday) by Hellahulla2005-03-27 07:12:29
  thanks for posting that song by chaotic2005-03-27 11:22:12
Song of the moment: by SnArL2005-03-27 07:07:52
I'm not one for posting random Windows tips... by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'd recommend turning DMA on for everything. by Myke2005-03-27 08:12:59
    I know. by LionsPhil2005-03-27 10:02:29
  Further proof that IDE is a POS by SnArL2005-03-27 07:22:28
    You should read by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Interesting info, but, uh... by sofaspud2005-03-27 14:10:39
        Lots of those chipsets in use tho. by Myke2005-03-27 18:59:01
    Not really. by LionsPhil2005-03-27 08:10:45
    We should, but SCSI isn't sticking around... by Myke2005-03-27 08:06:10
      SCSI isn't sticking around? by romandas2005-03-27 09:01:19
        It kind of is... by SnArL2005-03-27 09:22:18
          Doubt it. by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
        It will. by Myke2005-03-27 09:17:45
Easter / Resurrection Sunday Info by sstacks2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Happy Easter(religiously & not) to you by Fayth2005-03-27 07:03:48
    From Merriam-Webster Online by Michiel2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Your sister is correct. by RetiQlum22005-03-27 07:07:54
      But but but by Fayth2005-03-27 07:11:44
        /me agrees with the Fayth. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-27 08:10:01
          How does that give you a New Jersey accent? (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-03-27 09:41:50
  Always start at the ears. by RetiQlum22005-03-27 06:12:24
    Learn from your feline superiors: bite the throat. by LionsPhil2005-03-27 06:26:05
      I start with the feet (n/t) by Fayth2005-03-27 06:55:12
        And work your way up? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-27 08:16:22
          I was going to post on what the best by wolfenone2005-03-27 15:48:05
      That makes the prey less fun. by RetiQlum22005-03-27 06:30:56
Clash of the evil titans? by dals_rule2005-03-27 05:55:50
  Well, since we have all seen the chaos by evilsysadmin2005-03-27 08:49:33
  Barney, unfortunately... by sstacks2005-03-27 06:05:03
    sic both Cthulu and Crud Puppy on the purple beast (n/t) by chipmunk22005-03-27 07:33:07
      Crud Puppy alone has no power. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-27 08:17:26
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Scary by archnerd2006-11-19 12:55:59
Taught my children to sing this by flatlander2005-03-27 05:26:21
  I guess we should be thankful... by ettlz2005-03-27 09:24:10
    Not even Dubya would stoop to that (n/t) by archnerd2005-03-27 11:09:49
  Taught mine to call him Beelzebub. by YakkoWarner2005-03-27 09:07:08
Mmm....Pop Tarts and Mountain Dew by SnArL2005-03-27 05:24:33
  Management promises: by kahuana2005-03-27 11:32:30
  I used to have *every day*... by niwikki2005-03-27 10:39:20
  Its easter so I ate CAdburry cream eggs by evilsysadmin2005-03-27 07:34:11
    Was the peep stale or fresh. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-03-27 07:39:13
      Stale peeps are the best (n/t) by notdeadyet2005-03-27 07:40:24
        No! Fresh by rogue19712005-03-27 08:39:14
  Rollo's and Bourbon. by RetiQlum22005-03-27 07:09:26
    LOL! by SnArL2005-03-27 07:30:11
      I was actually present when the writer... by RetiQlum22005-03-27 07:36:13
        Burbon and hot cocoa by SnArL2005-03-27 07:58:55
  Toaster Struedel and Diet Coke by notdeadyet2005-03-27 06:50:36
Kitty update!!!!! by rogue19712006-11-19 12:55:59
  Firefox by normc2005-03-27 11:00:52
  And that website is highly dangerous. by McNutcase2005-03-27 07:30:06
    Odd, no problems here (FF1.0.1/WinXP) (n/t) by raptor_872005-03-27 11:04:12
    [Java warning] 'Tis fine in Opera, by LionsPhil2005-03-27 10:06:00
      Eh. Java makes XP cry. (n/t) by McNutcase2005-03-27 10:38:25
        Well, I'm on XP. by LionsPhil2005-03-27 11:17:06
    yup, just crashed my Mozilla... (n/t) by niwikki2005-03-27 10:00:21
      on what platform? by chipmunk22005-03-27 10:26:04
        Mac OS 9.1 by niwikki2005-03-27 10:36:02
Well that was quite painless. by Electric Storm2005-03-27 04:29:16
'The Quiet Man' is on. by RetiQlum22005-03-27 04:28:09
Someone cure toothache by McGowan2005-03-27 03:26:19
  Jim Beam. Internal and External. (n/t) by babywhizIT2005-03-27 20:24:21
  Is it excruciating pain? by notdeadyet2005-03-27 06:54:25
  Thanks guys, I found some anbesol by McGowan2005-03-27 04:08:25
    Ok, maybe not bearable.... but less unbearable (n/t) by McGowan2005-03-27 04:15:25
      G*D D*MN..... not even bearable again now! by McGowan2005-03-27 04:19:43
        Hie thee to a dentist, toot sweet! by RetiQlum22005-03-27 04:24:07
          Thanks for your concern by McGowan2005-03-27 08:53:41
  You too? by wheresthefish2005-03-27 04:06:19
  See link. by DShade2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Co-codomol is the only thing I've found to work. ( (n/t) by Glum_Reaper2005-03-27 03:44:30
  A string and a doorknob? by RetiQlum22005-03-27 03:36:30
    if ambesol is a pain killer then I probably by McGowan2005-03-27 03:44:39
      Ambesol is a topical <strike>anisthedic</strike> . by Electric Storm2005-03-27 03:53:05
      It's a topical pain-killer. by RetiQlum22005-03-27 03:50:25
        Actually rub it on the gums containing the nerves. (n/t) by DShade2005-03-27 03:52:37
Happy Easter. by RetiQlum22005-03-27 02:54:50
  Christos Anesti! by esbita2005-03-27 18:27:43
  EASTER HAS BEEN CANCELED! by hieraco2005-03-27 09:25:37
    You can bet your pistils and stamen by NOLAWitch2005-03-27 10:29:25
  I'm protestant, so I have no clue by AshyRaine2005-03-27 04:55:13
  You can't eat meat on good friday by rogue19712005-03-27 03:39:29
    I thought good RCs never ate meat on any Friday by jedidiahstott2005-03-27 15:59:32
    So, road kill stew would be fine? by kahuana2005-03-27 11:41:50
    A long time ago there was no meat during by evilsysadmin2005-03-27 08:53:00
    The fourty days up to Easter are Lent. by Esteis2005-03-27 05:24:50
      quite right by chaotic2005-03-27 11:03:30
        You can also eat capybara. by joecrouse2005-03-27 14:01:09
    In the Catholic families I know... by Lenale2005-03-27 04:03:48
      same thing whaer I grew up by rogue19712005-03-27 04:07:10
  Christ is risen. He is risen indeed. by jedidiahstott2005-03-27 03:09:02
    Amen to that! :) Indeed! by Electric Storm2005-03-27 03:56:38
  *burninates 'qlum* by krikkert2005-03-27 02:56:45
    Happy Easter. by RetiQlum22005-03-27 03:02:10
      I told you three months ago. by krikkert2005-03-27 03:04:49
        Wow...congratulations! (n/t) by AshyRaine2005-03-27 04:56:31
        Congratulations. And more blessings (n/t) by jedidiahstott2005-03-27 03:10:43
        No, you said you were thinking about it. by RetiQlum22005-03-27 03:08:20
Grey goo: the Universal Destructor by raptor_872005-03-27 01:40:26
  What is UC? by hej2005-03-27 02:12:20
    In this case, Universal Constructor (n/t) by raptor_872005-03-27 02:16:57
      There are a few of them in Deus Ex... (n/t) by raptor_872005-03-27 02:17:25
        Apparently run by mid-1960s Honeywell mainframes (n/t) by McNutcase2005-03-27 02:19:08
          Dude, by LionsPhil2005-03-27 05:35:38
            You should see the case-mods in Zodiac. by McNutcase2005-03-27 07:25:38
Clarence? Tyrone? by sylvan2005-03-27 01:22:27
  Nope, the dinosaur's what's significant... by Arachnid2005-03-27 01:30:08
    Thanx for the hint by UnFair2005-03-27 01:48:57
      I know who it means by TKirk2005-03-27 02:36:18
        Excellent. by RetiQlum22005-03-27 02:58:47
      ;x by stoffeltier2005-03-27 02:16:26
      What are the lyrics to 'schnappi' anyway? by Arachnid2005-03-27 02:05:36
        Lyrics by znib2005-03-27 03:00:55
          Oops, I meant 'what is he saying, in english?' :P (n/t) by Arachnid2005-03-27 12:10:24
          Is this the same 'snappy' as in... by RetiQlum22005-03-27 03:04:40
            Hello! (n/t) by Schnappi2005-03-27 03:05:16
              Why do I think of liqueours when I see that name? (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-03-27 03:42:05
                Schnapps (n/t) by SparcMan2005-03-27 09:55:54
      Sesamstrasse! (n/t) by ideur2005-03-27 02:03:10
        A friend in Germany once told me Sesamestrasse.. by romandas2005-03-27 08:00:08
Comment Board Trivia by count_02005-03-27 01:07:10
  OT: Thanks for posting, count_0 by Nea2005-03-27 02:24:51
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Trinity_Quasar2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'll have a nice,hot cup of STFU® (n/t) by flatlander2005-03-27 07:14:07
    Well, that was pretty rude! ;) by Trinity_Quasar2005-03-27 07:17:09
      Rude? by flatlander2005-03-27 07:32:23
        :( by Trinity_Quasar2005-03-27 07:44:28
          It's all good! by flatlander2005-03-27 07:53:12
            oooh lj... by Trinity_Quasar2005-03-27 07:57:41
              oh, it's flat_lander with an underacore over there (n/t) by flatlander2005-03-27 08:06:50
  Conga rats on your engagement. by RetiQlum22005-03-27 06:23:43
  *walks in, looking around, by rogue19712005-03-27 03:48:02
    hehehe. by Trinity_Quasar2005-03-27 05:38:52
  Breakfast! by treehugger2005-03-27 01:03:29
    *serves up bacon and eggs" by Trinity_Quasar2005-03-27 01:19:27
      Bacon and Eggs is great thanks! by treehugger2005-03-27 01:23:58
        Fun. by Trinity_Quasar2005-03-27 01:29:01
          Wasn't too expensive by treehugger2005-03-27 01:38:49
            Nice! by Trinity_Quasar2005-03-27 01:42:27
              It's quite spring like by treehugger2005-03-27 01:54:55
            Not -- -- -- yet! by ideur2005-03-27 01:40:54
Easter today... ok, it IS a religious holyday by UnFair2005-03-27 00:37:19
Issue: Sponsoring Update (Attn: Illiad) by UnFair2005-03-27 00:21:54
  the title says EGIT, by stoffeltier2005-03-27 02:18:57
"Kill power ..." ? -->"Kill the power ..."? (n/t) by ideur2005-03-27 00:10:35
  I believe that it is shorthand for"Kill all power" (n/t) by SparcMan2005-03-27 09:53:52
  Yes, that's what it means. by RetiQlum22005-03-27 03:15:41
  when you have to kill power by dennismv2005-03-27 01:11:29
  No, 'kill power' is appropriate. (n/t) by Celti2005-03-27 00:11:37
    Especially with purple T-Rex's around, you need by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-27 00:23:50
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by Kickstart2005-03-27 00:10:01
  hmm,broken script by TKirk2006-11-19 12:55:59
meep! by McNutcase2005-03-27 00:01:27
  Only C-4? by raptor_872005-03-27 01:34:41
  Hit! by particle_canine2005-03-27 00:10:09
  Dynamite planted! (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-27 00:02:37
    Dynamite defused! by hieraco2005-03-27 00:12:29
      Counter-terrorists win! (n/t) by NuclearWinter2005-03-27 00:37:52
      Negative! Call in an airstrike! (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-27 00:21:24
        Air struck! (n/t) by watsondog2005-03-27 01:07:19
          Nothing happens! by bwkaz2005-03-27 05:43:49
    *throws crate after crate of Boom at the vat* (n/t by McNutcase2005-03-27 00:03:26
      That wastes too many legs. by LionsPhil2005-03-27 05:42:43
Translations by Nea2005-03-27 00:01:01
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2005-03-27 10:34:13
  deutsch / german (top post) (n/t) by grmpf2005-03-27 00:05:07
    von diGriz by diGriz2005-03-27 08:20:56
      Nettes Wortspiel... by nightshift2005-03-27 13:13:09
    Schwäbisch / Swabian by grmpf2005-03-27 00:23:17
    by grmpf by grmpf2005-03-27 00:12:53
      Sicher? by daniel325ixt2005-03-27 04:30:38
        Nö! by grmpf2005-03-27 07:56:01
          Kein Wortspiel by lobster2005-03-29 07:41:49
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:26:49
  "Re: Urgent Document. by thecatman2005-03-27 13:02:11
  IIII<<>>IIII<<>>IIIII<<>>IIII by bensun2005-03-27 08:40:32
  All your base are belong to UF! (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-27 08:05:35
  You were apprved for ... by chipmunk22005-03-27 03:47:58
  Letter from Dr. Illiadembo Yengeni! by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-27 03:46:49
  Make her Happy with a bigger, stronger by rogue19712005-03-27 03:26:35
  Do you want w|e|b|c|0|m|i|c|s ?? by Michiel2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Someone needs to buy that domain by Eric3_141592005-03-27 09:11:23
  One FREE question every day by Spisefisken2005-03-27 01:30:41
  On usenet it would be by watsondog2005-03-27 01:06:35
  SEE KICKSTART AND THE FANTA SHOKATA by Evil_Minion2005-03-27 00:50:50
  Llamas galore, only at Illiad's! by McNutcase2005-03-27 00:10:37
    Make the orange slay the rake and win $100! (n/t) by Michiel2005-03-27 00:16:34
      I don't think anyone can top this by friareriner2005-03-27 00:34:30
      LOL! by McNutcase2005-03-27 00:18:40
  Llamma, Llamma, Llamma, Llamma, (n/t) by hieraco2005-03-27 00:10:21
    You called? by llamatron2005-03-27 00:29:38
    Jinx! (n/t) by McNutcase2005-03-27 00:11:42
  Plonk! (n/t) by ideur2005-03-27 00:07:26
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  androgynousnosewormsbreedcoloursinyourbrain (n/t) by ideur2005-03-27 00:04:43
    You mean my brain is no longer just gray? by Concept2005-03-27 07:38:23
      Apparently it's now a flourescent green... (n/t) by YakkoWarner2005-03-27 09:08:28

 

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