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Cartoon for Mar 23, 2005
Strip for Mar 23, 2005
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That was odd by schwing12005-03-23 22:58:35
  Thats cruising altitude for birds by bob72005-12-27 21:58:46
  Those kind of things happen all the time. by RetiQlum22005-03-23 23:27:03
    most only have 2 engines by astro-g2005-03-23 23:48:47
      Those are the ones that can keep aloft with only 1 by RetiQlum22005-03-24 00:04:10
      yeah, the 777 freaked me out by nebuchanezzar2005-03-24 00:00:14
  Famous quote: by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 22:59:47
    scott adams (dilbert artist) (n/t) by hieraco2005-03-24 04:15:41
    If they are not lying... by schwing12005-03-23 23:01:49
      Well I don't claim to know what hapened... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 23:03:30
        It was a badger by schwing12005-03-23 23:06:15
          You on 'shrooms or something? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 23:07:51
            I wish by schwing12005-03-23 23:13:40
æhh soundserver continuous crash by gogodidi2005-03-23 22:32:10
  Serving 78rpm vinyl recordings? They scratch (n/t) by sCiSSors2005-03-24 01:42:03
  Isn't that what soundservers do? :) by imperito2005-03-23 22:39:13
    errr by gogodidi2005-03-23 22:41:26
      *dazzled* by gogodidi2005-03-23 22:43:56
      It can make sounds without, you know... by imperito2005-03-23 22:43:15
        where can I get this dmix? (n/t) by gogodidi2005-03-23 23:14:20
          Its installed with alsa-lib... by imperito2005-03-23 23:16:05
Coding is unhealthy for me. :-( by hadji2005-03-23 22:16:33
  Sure signs of addiction: obsessed, can't stop by shminux2005-03-23 22:27:27
  I should point out that the _next_ time you.... by williamashbless2005-03-23 22:20:19
    The other thing is that I'll start on a project by hadji2005-03-23 22:29:44
    The problem is that I don't need to do it that by hadji2005-03-23 22:24:50
      I learned early on to never throw out code. by RetiQlum22005-03-23 22:27:39
        Oh, absolutely. Without that, I'd get NOTHING by hadji2005-03-23 22:30:28
Time for me to go sleep it off... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 21:38:21
  i found that by the time i was 21 by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 23:29:59
  Ugh, I really hate that too. by kyrasantae2005-03-23 22:13:55
    comment around here is i must of had a good weeken by tacticus2005-03-28 03:09:48
  I didn't drink until I was 30 or so. No rush. by shminux2005-03-23 21:43:05
    She drinks a lot, but she's pretty careful. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 23:07:25
    I had my first drink when I was 10. by hadji2005-03-23 22:35:31
      <Deleted><Deleted>2005-03-23 22:51:24
        Moderated for language (n/t) by Nea2005-03-23 22:51:38
        I was served my first drink at age 6. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 22:49:31
          And they didn't even ask for your ID? by hadji2005-03-23 22:55:55
            Nope. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 22:57:10
    Speaking of addiction... by kyrasantae2005-03-23 22:15:46
Invitation for Prayer Requests... by LthrOttr2005-03-23 21:12:25
  A question. by Khaar2005-03-23 23:53:40
    Not a routine... by LthrOttr2005-03-24 08:02:50
  Pray for my wife by schwing12005-03-23 23:12:13
    I'm adding it to my prayers (n/t) by LthrOttr2005-03-24 08:03:58
    thank you by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 23:33:52
  Out of curiosity, what church? by gaygeek2005-03-23 22:17:28
    This church is Episcopal by LthrOttr2005-03-24 08:03:20
    err... him --> Him :) (n/t) by gaygeek2005-03-23 22:19:39
Bill would allow disagreeing students to sue profs by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  simple answer for simple people - YES. (n/t) by hieraco2005-03-24 04:12:15
  man this bill guy is ALWAYS causing trouble (n/t) by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 23:35:12
  watch for exodus of the best profs from Florida Us (n/t) by shminux2005-03-23 21:35:43
    But the guy COULD get elected into by sCiSSors2005-03-24 02:18:28
  Just because the government wants it by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 21:20:10
    interesting thing to note by tacticus2005-03-28 03:17:42
    Some law professors will say that by sCiSSors2005-03-24 02:06:26
    The thing is... by Kickstart2005-03-23 21:22:50
      I'm not contesting that. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 21:25:42
        You're saying that the -majority- accept this? (n/ (n/t) by Kickstart2005-03-23 21:35:44
          The majority just don't care. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 21:39:00
            The majority assumes they are in the minority by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 23:37:01
    The population elected the government, though. by arktus2005-03-23 21:22:01
      Correction: by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 21:27:03
        Correction: by kahuana2005-03-23 22:27:05
          Nitpicking, but maybe important, correction: by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 23:40:09
          The population goes with it out of necessity. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 22:48:02
  I definatly need sleep now... by Tars_Tarkas2006-11-19 12:55:59
    LMAO! by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 21:29:17
      Yeah, which one: the IIIrd, Clinton, the Kid ? by sCiSSors2005-03-24 02:09:56
      <AOL>Me too!</AOL> by tom-2005-03-23 23:02:45
      So did I of course I'm a bit sleepy (n/t) by Spudd862005-03-23 22:53:15
  Well, that shouldn't hold up. by arktus2005-03-23 21:13:05
    Pull the Chewbacca defense by schwing12005-03-23 23:20:29
    Now that I look at the article... by arktus2005-03-23 21:20:30
    I'd like to see a judge smack by joecrouse2005-03-23 21:15:29
  would it be illegal (aside from plain assault) by joecrouse2005-03-23 21:12:01
    If that law is passed, it couldn't be illegal... by Tars_Tarkas2006-11-19 12:55:59
      NICE LOGIC, by joecrouse2005-03-23 21:22:13
        "Sack Bush in '05" :-) (n/t) by kahuana2005-03-23 22:35:06
CNN bottom line: by HobsonsChoice2005-03-23 20:56:26
  What kind of pron could that pale little by joecrouse2005-03-23 21:23:56
FireFox 1.0.1 had a short life by molsen2005-03-23 20:51:34
  ((about:blank) == (best homepage)) is true (n/t) by arktus2005-03-23 20:55:14
  *points* HA HA! (n/t) by Glytch782005-03-23 20:52:39
Nite yall (n/t) by imrambi2005-03-23 20:40:35
  same here by Fayth2005-03-23 20:51:25
How many years are in one "generation"? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:38:13
  21 in the next generation :) (according to google) (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 20:44:16
  Depends at what era...today it would be 30s by Fayth2005-03-23 20:44:05
    You think it's just baby-boomers? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:46:32
      Well, I guess it is different everywhere (n/t) by Fayth2005-03-23 20:47:32
        Probably. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:52:56
  20ish (n/t) by Glytch782005-03-23 20:40:26
  30, i think (n/t) by imrambi2005-03-23 20:39:21
    I was thinking somewhere around there. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:40:29
Darn, I messed up my "food+hobby" picture. by kyrasantae2006-11-19 12:55:59
  For an unknown reason I thought of Holly Hobby by lab rat2005-03-23 21:59:16
  A better (but not by much) pic by kyrasantae2006-11-19 12:55:59
    stupid links by kyrasantae2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Overall by DesertRat662005-03-23 20:40:08
    I can cook a lot better by kyrasantae2005-03-23 20:44:29
      I believe you by DesertRat662005-03-23 20:46:39
    I like swords! by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:41:10
      I'm debating one by DesertRat662005-03-23 20:44:04
  Plates = not stolen from cafeteria by kyrasantae2005-03-23 20:36:33
    I said dorm. Not caf. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:37:36
      my BF lives in a dorm :P (n/t) by kyrasantae2005-03-23 20:43:43
  We have those same plates in my dorm... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:33:08
    We have those same glasses in my house... (n/t) by jiteo2005-03-23 20:33:47
From a friends away message... by imrambi2005-03-23 20:06:04
  IDGI. by RetiQlum22005-03-23 22:59:53
    Do you know what dyslexia is? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 23:00:46
      Ah. I get it now. Blind guy --> (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-03-23 23:18:06
  I think I've seen that before... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:06:38
Where can I buy a Dust Puppy doll? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:04:10
  Not currently available. by Illiad2005-03-23 21:05:49
    Details? by particle_canine2005-03-23 22:19:32
    Darn it... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 21:22:43
      post a wanted ad on craigslist or some such (n/t) by shminux2005-03-23 21:39:05
  I got one. by Glytch782005-03-23 20:22:43
    Pictures and cell phones aren't cuddly by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:31:40
      I think you have to by jiteo2005-03-23 20:34:23
        no way. by Glytch782005-03-23 20:39:01
          Hmm... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:42:27
            i saw him earlier. by Glytch782005-03-23 20:45:20
              ATTN: Illiad Re: Where can I buy a Dust Puppy doll by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:48:06
                <baghead> Buy the membership </baghead> (n/t) by shminux2005-03-23 20:59:18
                  Current option by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 21:03:04
        But isn't that only during the summer? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:36:12
TTGTBT by radiowave9112005-03-23 19:47:17
Message to East Coast satellite-dish owners: by themadkansan2005-03-23 19:11:44
  My satellite's working fine :P by voxwoman2005-03-23 19:39:33
  So it won't help by thewrongcrowd2005-03-23 19:23:41
    You jiggle, I'll sell tickets - or not. (n/t) by hieraco2005-03-23 19:35:52
  where the bloody heck is it snowing? (n/t) by joecrouse2005-03-23 19:23:00
    Has to be north of MD then cause we are having by joecrouse2005-03-23 21:13:45
    CT, PA, RI, some NJ... by themadkansan2005-03-23 21:04:32
      AFAIK it's not snowing here... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 21:31:49
    NY metro area (n/t) by voxwoman2005-03-23 19:40:01
    On the TVs, I'd think. (n/t) by arktus2005-03-23 19:30:33
  Message to themadkansan: by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 19:13:36
    How do you play your console games, then? (n/t) by arktus2005-03-23 19:14:23
      That's not watching TV. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 19:15:41
        differentiate: by LOTGD2005-03-23 19:49:40
          **** by Nightwind2005-03-23 19:51:50
            Huh? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 19:59:14
              User LOTGD == user Nightwind. by arktus2005-03-23 20:17:58
                Ahh. Gotcha. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:35:03
"Which ditz put Easter at the end of march?" by vetitice2005-03-23 18:39:19
  Psst. by Bastetsmuse2005-03-23 19:14:36
  I don't get how they can move it around by NOLAWitch2005-03-23 18:49:15
    There are many versions of what it commemorates by hej2005-03-23 23:45:48
    because as anyone who has ever bothered by joecrouse2005-03-23 21:20:26
    Well... by LthrOttr2005-03-23 21:07:51
  The one who decided that by radiowave9112005-03-23 18:42:37
    It's first Sunday after first full moon. by thewrongcrowd2005-03-23 19:01:41
      But it's the ecclesiastical full moon, not by tully2006-11-19 12:55:59
        True dat. by thewrongcrowd2005-03-23 19:22:10
    Vernal Equinox (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-03-23 18:45:09
      Thanks. I never could remember the full names. (n/t) by radiowave9112005-03-23 18:46:06
  Not exactly by MikeCDN2005-03-23 18:41:18
    IIRC it was blatenly ripped off of the pagans' by hieraco2005-03-23 19:33:13
      Lousy thieves. I want names! (n/t) by lab rat2005-03-23 20:25:46
    Does it follow passover? (n/t) by vetitice2005-03-23 18:56:58
      No. by RetiQlum22005-03-23 22:31:25
      IIRC, by Pic2005-03-23 19:27:19
    Umm...yeah...what I said with fewer (and better!) by radiowave9112005-03-23 18:44:12
      Mine made more sense by MikeCDN2005-03-23 18:46:52
        I'll blame it on the muscle relaxer I took :) (n/t) by radiowave9112005-03-23 18:54:22
          mmm... muscle relaxers... (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-03-23 18:56:04
Input on female behavior please by MikeCDN2005-03-23 18:39:12
  Maybe she has 2 jobs by Fayth2005-03-23 20:42:13
    Hmm by MikeCDN2005-03-23 22:10:30
      Oh yeah by MikeCDN2005-03-23 22:13:14
    My now ex-girlfriend by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:44:40
      ROFL by Fayth2005-03-23 20:47:02
        LOL something like that... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 21:02:10
  A simple rule to live by, if I may suggest: by Illiad2005-03-23 19:38:54
    ayup. i caveat it a lil though by unjust2005-03-24 09:13:17
    I try to by MikeCDN2005-03-23 22:14:04
    only 1 chance? by Glytch782005-03-23 19:47:04
      Not often. by Illiad2005-03-23 20:13:33
        so you'd rather be the most dysfunctional of by shminux2005-03-23 20:30:24
          Works for me. by kf4oyt2005-03-23 20:51:23
          Damn skippy. by Illiad2005-03-23 20:41:19
    you lucky guy, I tend to do it by shminux2005-03-23 19:46:58
      She could have a headache... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:00:08
        So one should go munch some mushrooms by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 20:01:58
          Gentle back rub does wonders. Try it! by shminux2005-03-23 20:06:58
          The sad thing is... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:03:00
  If men ever had a clue by hieraco2005-03-23 19:28:00
    Hmm by MikeCDN2005-03-23 22:16:41
  female.makeSense() by imrambi2005-03-23 19:16:56
    It just doesn't make sense... by MikeCDN2005-03-23 22:15:45
      maybe she needed to drop something off. by unjust2005-03-24 09:15:16
    Actually... by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 19:29:22
      Oh, psht. by arktus2005-03-23 20:12:43
        True and not so true... by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 20:50:11
          Ah, but... by arktus2005-03-23 20:53:54
            Well, I always felt self-referentialism by Tars_Tarkas2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Discrete Math or Algorithms? (n/t) by imrambi2005-03-23 19:31:03
        Logic, Formal Languages, Automata :) by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 19:34:48
Anyone know what language was used to write Opera? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 17:56:08
  Italian or German usualy. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-03-23 21:26:56
  A pen. by BlurOfSerenity2005-03-23 17:57:37
    Those aren't languages. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 17:59:20
      Well then, how about: scores in Italian by tigermouse2005-03-23 18:29:58
      Silly me, I misread the question. by BlurOfSerenity2005-03-23 18:27:29
  Pretty sure that it's C++, why? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-03-23 17:56:36
    Opera uses motif, by Pic2005-03-23 18:10:04
      Eh? No it doesn't. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 18:11:47
        Hmm. by Pic2005-03-23 19:18:56
          I've worked with QT...and I'd agree... by webishop2005-03-23 19:36:26
            Jazz is the best! by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 19:37:23
    Just curious. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 17:58:38
      why don't you tinker with Firefox instead? by shminux2005-03-23 19:12:46
        What language? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 19:14:22
          exactly. And get a taste of a large-scale by shminux2005-03-23 19:18:28
            I know more than just "a bit of C++ syntax" by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 19:19:59
A daily reminder from the LOTGD Green Dragon by LOTGD2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yeaa! by Glytch782005-03-23 18:16:57
    Oh hey. by Glytch782005-03-23 18:18:17
      tell it in the right place please (n/t) by LOTGD2005-03-23 18:20:18
        k done. by Glytch782005-03-23 18:25:14
          allo in the ABOUT entry (n/t) by LOTGD2005-03-23 23:16:37
  Hrm. by arktus2005-03-23 17:45:50
    no your not (n/t) by LOTGD2005-03-23 18:19:56
      No, not anymore... (n/t) by arktus2005-03-23 18:30:41
i am willing to bet by gogodidi2005-03-23 17:20:20
  I welcome Spammers I need the company by hieraco2005-03-23 19:21:06
    Not supposed to post unedited addresses... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 19:22:45
  "Hi, I'm Scott Richter. I'm not a spammer in real by talon07202005-03-23 19:19:46
  I doubt it. by molsen2005-03-23 18:37:47
    i meant by gogodidi2005-03-23 22:29:27
    Thought spambots would cope with the obvious? by vetitice2005-03-23 19:02:05
  chipmunk_1000@excite.com here spammer spammer by chipmunk22005-03-23 18:35:29
    Erm. Mods? by arktus2005-03-23 18:39:30
      Not as far as I'm aware by Arachnid2005-03-23 20:00:35
        Kickstart has said otherwise on numerous occasions (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 20:01:44
      ooh I read the faq but may have missed it by chipmunk22005-03-23 18:50:29
  Are you one of them? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2005-03-23 17:50:52
  Well, let's take a head count. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 17:42:44
    Hi, I'm LionsPhil, and I've given your address by LionsPhil2005-03-23 18:05:20
      All your bytes are belong to us! by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 18:12:15
        LOL by gogodidi2005-03-23 18:16:41
    Hi, I'm Tars_Tarkas, and I've by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 17:54:37
    HI. I'm Radiowave and I am by radiowave9112005-03-23 17:43:34
Ding! Ding! by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 16:52:35
  "I've been leaving on my things, by gabboqbriggs2005-03-23 17:46:39
  Chocolate Caramel Pop Tarts for me :( by radiowave9112005-03-23 17:44:48
    From the recipe here? (n/t) by Glytch782005-03-23 19:11:21
      Yup. (n/t) by radiowave9112005-03-23 19:44:42
Does it strike anyone else as odd by tnglives2005-03-23 16:38:48
  Nope, I havn't got that one by hieraco2005-03-23 19:15:51
    Women who aren't interested. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 19:17:23
  Thank you for that image</sarcasm> (n/t) by lab rat2005-03-23 17:23:59
  i get that by gogodidi2005-03-23 17:18:21
  It's not Friday yet... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 16:48:41
UFie W:ET LAN party. by jiteo2005-03-23 16:25:31
  It can be done, but be sure of your LAN feed by hieraco2005-03-23 16:31:49
  It should be, but... by tskelton2005-03-23 16:27:21
  Both! by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 16:26:58
Weirdness check... by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 16:22:46
  Sorry, I can't accept your check by radiowave9112005-03-23 17:46:23
    It was pretty cool actually... by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 18:39:27
Hey George Lucas, let's talk about time. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
  you forget he hosed the first 2 of the new ones... (n/t) by unjust2005-03-24 09:16:42
  Ack! by Nea2005-03-23 17:12:46
    Someone ought to tell Lucas by LionsPhil2005-03-23 17:22:52
      The actors are not necessarily by Nea2005-03-23 17:51:32
      Mace Windu? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 17:25:30
    Yeah, I tried to ignore that part... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 17:19:38
      Titanic was a chick flick. by Nea2005-03-23 17:49:08
        That's rather amusing... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 17:55:12
  Ahem. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 16:48:28
    I'm not so sure Lucas even cares about the money.. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 16:49:32
  Listen to this... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 16:44:46
  Age 20 years? No problem. by Glytch782005-03-23 16:41:11
    It's not THAT far off... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 16:54:40
      I dunno, I think Lucas just lost it. by Ravenlock2005-03-23 17:03:50
        He'd been there as long as Luke had. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 17:21:10
          At least 71 by vetitice2005-03-23 18:47:30
      I say he dies by Fandango2005-03-23 16:58:20
        Why should Obi-wan remember Artoo and Threepio? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 17:00:29
          And it must be a different R2D2 droid. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 17:20:17
            No, Artoo is probably the same. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 17:22:53
              R2D2 is going to explode violently. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 17:26:28
                Industrial Automaton makes tough droids. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 17:41:31
    I hope they make an animated series about that. by Ravenlock2005-03-23 16:44:02
      Wasn't that on teletoon like 2 years ago? (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-03-23 16:57:49
        Dunno. I thought it was exclusive by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 16:58:57
          Nope, It was on the Canadian cartoon network by MikeCDN2005-03-23 17:01:19
            Canadian Cartoon Network is still Cartoon Network. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 17:23:44
              It's not your cartoon network by MikeCDN2005-03-23 18:29:42
                Sounds like it has the same shows... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 18:43:16
                  Not much variety for cartoons :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-03-23 18:49:12
      How far has that gotten? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 16:45:25
        22 is up on their website. by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
          What about 21? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 17:01:10
            I think so. Go look. :-p (n/t) by Ravenlock2005-03-23 17:04:07
              Yep, just watched it. Thanks! (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 17:20:03
  I thought that because they were from different by hieraco2005-03-23 16:35:02
    Why not also wait untill it comes out by MikeCDN2005-03-23 16:36:38
      *Shrug* I intend to see it. by Ravenlock2005-03-23 16:39:59
      Two years pass between Episodes II & III. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 16:38:24
    Suspending reality is one thing,,, by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 16:36:02
  well not to mention how by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 16:26:09
    10 years. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 16:35:07
      um...oops. i've got it, actually. by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 16:38:36
        ...eh? by LionsPhil2005-03-23 16:45:17
          i dunno by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 16:46:06
            More likely it was a problem with the DVD player. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 16:50:03
              imax uses DVD? (n/t) by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 16:50:39
                Ours uses film. by kf4oyt2005-03-23 20:28:26
                  70mm Film by molsen2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    i am sorry about this but by tacticus2005-03-28 03:34:30
                You never know... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 16:51:17
        I never noticed any framerate issues... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 16:43:28
  Episode I reference: by Ravenlock2006-11-19 12:55:59
What oxidizes gold? by mortaine2005-03-23 16:03:10
  Actually, if the prongs are affected by tigermouse2005-03-23 16:23:27
  aqua regia does... by bobmon2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'd guess that it isn't actually tarnished by nedludd2005-03-23 16:18:33
  Anything below 24kt is an alloy by tigermouse2005-03-23 16:10:01
    Careful with the toothpaste, though. by Llyr2005-03-23 16:21:31
      I'm assuming you'd use it by tigermouse2005-03-23 16:25:57
        Actually, by Llyr2005-03-23 17:11:24
        dentists' toothpaste is pretty gritty by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 16:35:05
          Poor little Schmitty by tigermouse2005-03-23 16:39:00
  chlorine and fluorine are candidates (n/t) by shminux2005-03-23 16:09:44
    Chlorine? by Pic2005-03-23 16:13:04
      chlorine bleach apparently does by shminux2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Weird. by Pic2005-03-23 16:18:59
        Probably the copper rather than the gold by tigermouse2005-03-23 16:17:30
WTCCPPOTD by hieraco2006-11-19 12:55:59
My new a/c is now installed. I am so cool! (n/t) by lab rat2005-03-23 15:32:50
  at the moment i am just glad it is by tacticus2005-03-28 03:40:13
  {{{Lab Rat}}} by Reddy2005-03-23 15:44:11
    Getting warm in New Orleans as well. by lab rat2005-03-23 15:47:24
      oh yes by Reddy2005-03-23 15:52:53
        Actually, not too bad. The cathedral ceiling by lab rat2005-03-23 15:55:36
  >>>>shivvvvershivvvvershivvver<<<< (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-03-23 15:34:54
    Woah! 3 posts in the same minute! (n/t) by ChuckAB2005-03-23 15:35:39
  Yay! :-D by hadji2005-03-23 15:34:45
    *thwak* (n/t) by lab rat2005-03-23 15:43:55
  I nice and cool too. by RetiQlum22005-03-23 15:34:26
    A man said to the universe: by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 16:23:22
    I'd rather see snow right now than have allergies (n/t) by Fayth2005-03-23 16:07:24
      I'd rather see snow, period. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 16:33:05
    Hey, dude. Where's my drink? (n/t) by lab rat2005-03-23 15:44:43
      I said next time I'm in New Orleans!* by RetiQlum22005-03-23 15:46:11
        You do know we had a White Chritsmas by lab rat2005-03-23 15:50:43
    Does the univers have an email address? Or an IM? (n/t) by hadji2005-03-23 15:35:24
      Ooops, I forgot to complete the universe. It has by hadji2005-03-23 15:36:14
Help I need, or Uberflop my LAN party will be by Pi in Binary2005-03-23 15:17:25
  Counter-strike, perhaps? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 16:57:18
  You can't go wrong with DOOM! by RetiQlum22005-03-23 15:44:49
    quake 2 (n/t) by joecrouse2005-03-23 16:22:05
      Is this supposed to be an example how by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 17:48:09
        maybe quake 1 (n/t) by joecrouse2005-03-23 18:24:22
  Starcraft!!!! by dodrian2005-03-23 15:22:34
    Warzone 2100 (or Revolt! or Worms World Party) by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 15:35:15
      Er, that was ment to be a direct TLP-response. ( (n/t) by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 15:36:10
  Total Annihiliation gets my vote :) (n/t) by romandas2005-03-23 15:21:51
    YES by tacticus2005-03-28 03:42:43
  For the person with the oldest computer by hieraco2005-03-23 15:21:50
  Freeciv? by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    There are issues with feeciv at the moment... by tskelton2005-03-23 16:31:47
      erm.. nope by Freakazoid2005-03-23 19:39:57
      s/feeciv/freeciv/ (argh!) (n/t) by tskelton2005-03-23 17:20:53
*snort* by Llyr2005-03-23 14:44:18
  1-tree, 2-tree, red-tree, blue-tree (n/t) by rorajoey2005-03-23 22:48:32
  Dude, talk about "obfuscation through verbosity". by LionsPhil2005-03-23 18:07:47
    Newsflash! Virtual space now free! :) by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 19:54:02
  Let em guess: by RetiQlum22005-03-23 14:59:32
    Nah, typed it in overdrive. (n/t) by Llyr2005-03-23 15:01:54
      That's even sillier. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-03-23 15:35:11
  All trees are 2-trees. If a tree is not a 2-tree by shminux2005-03-23 14:47:14
    If 2-trees fall in a forest . . . would they make by hadji2005-03-23 15:28:07
      you mean DTMF? (n/t) by shminux2005-03-23 15:59:20
        You know . . . I was stuck on that F being the by hadji2005-03-23 16:16:35
          What, you can't tell that the dialing sounds by shminux2005-03-23 17:05:08
    My book's definition of two-tree: by Llyr2005-03-23 14:50:43
      Sorry, forgot to add the <joke> tag in my post :( (n/t) by shminux2005-03-23 14:53:06
        *gives you a binary cookie* (n/t) by Llyr2005-03-23 14:54:27
I gots a Q for the Military veterans here by Illiad2005-03-23 14:30:12
  aussies are very friendly by tacticus2005-03-28 03:47:36
  To paint with a very broad brush by thread_killer2005-03-23 19:23:46
    You know I used to think that about the Air Force by DesertRat662005-03-23 20:25:50
  In my experience it's a friendly rivalry by DesertRat662005-03-23 19:07:22
  It has been my experience by airborneric2005-03-23 15:43:53
  Not a veteran, but I met a cute guy at the Air by lab rat2005-03-23 15:42:10
    Well that completely ruins by thread_killer2005-03-23 19:25:36
    Someday, by zelda2005-03-23 16:14:26
    Oh yeah - the guys in Iraq put Dora The Explorer by Sweethart2005-03-23 16:03:05
      Well, as long as there was no Barney. by lab rat2005-03-23 16:15:10
      I had Star Wars sheets in college. (n/t) by lab rat2005-03-23 16:14:00
  In Canada; the riveraly is mostly to build by hieraco2005-03-23 14:50:38
  Of course, there is the rivalry, by wolfenone2005-03-23 14:35:38
  at the personal level there usualy isnt much of a by joecrouse2005-03-23 14:34:55
ARGH, Ebay is really getting on my nerves by MikeCDN2005-03-23 14:16:11
  yeah, well I sitll have a darkroom boxed in the by voxwoman2005-03-23 16:54:19
    Are you planning to relist it? by radiowave9112005-03-23 17:42:45
      yes I am by voxwoman2005-03-23 19:42:46
      I'm going to see how the guy responds by MikeCDN2005-03-23 18:31:13
        Actually, I was responding to voxwoman's post :) (n/t) by radiowave9112005-03-23 18:40:25
          yeah i noticed :) by MikeCDN2005-03-23 19:06:20
            pbbbbbbth :P (n/t) by radiowave9112005-03-23 19:42:05
        oh wait by MikeCDN2005-03-23 18:39:53
  Dear sir or madam; by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-23 14:34:20
    ... will you read my book? (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-03-23 14:42:21
      It took me years to write... (n/t) by HobsonsChoice2005-03-23 14:43:11
        just for completion's sake by HobsonsChoice2005-03-23 14:50:28
          s/Based on a novel by a name named Lear/ by hadji2005-03-23 15:29:29
  My EBay Question: by hieraco2005-03-23 14:25:00
    So they'll ship to Chile, Argentina and Mexico... by Sterling_Ag2005-03-23 14:28:54
      setup a PO Box in Cuba (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-03-23 14:30:46
        bwahahaha... (n/t) by raptor_872005-03-23 14:31:13
    lol (n/t) by MikeCDN2005-03-23 14:25:29
*snort* by Llyr2005-03-23 14:15:05
  But we lack the binary suns to make them grow. (n/t) by tnglives2005-03-23 14:34:44
    But they exist! by arktus2005-03-23 15:05:35
Reminder to writers by SnappingTurtle2005-03-23 14:14:31
  Blacksburg is only 14 hours from New Orleans (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-03-23 14:32:27
    I wish I knew if I was still going to be working by NOLAWitch2005-03-23 16:48:51
    Need any tap dancers? Tappa, tappa, tappa! (n/t) by lab rat2005-03-23 15:52:37
    44 hours from Vancouver (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-03-23 14:33:40
      21 hours from Austin, TX (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2005-03-23 14:34:36
        does that include sleep time?? (n/t) by Reddy2005-03-23 15:21:33
        HUGE hours from Rankin Inlet, Nunavut. by toxin2005-03-23 14:43:18
          How huge? by SnappingTurtle2005-03-23 15:13:45
Would it be evil... by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-23 14:12:51
  No. A Muslim temple, however... (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2005-03-23 17:29:07
  Do it and find out. Nothing like empiracle evidenc (n/t) by lab rat2005-03-23 15:54:08
  Definitely depends on the church by VCA2005-03-23 15:29:20
  Depends on the religion of the church by hieraco2005-03-23 14:22:43
  It's lost on me. (n/t) by arktus2005-03-23 14:13:59
    Salman Rushdie is the author of The Satanic Verses by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-23 14:25:02
      NO. Wrong. Sorry. by BlurOfSerenity2005-03-23 17:27:41
      The Satanic Verses... by RetiQlum22005-03-23 15:17:36
      Anton Levay founded the by evilsysadmin2005-03-23 14:53:17
BP explosion in Texas City by HobsonsChoice2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Two accidents in two months? by HobsonsChoice2005-03-23 14:29:13
    This will definitely send the price by webishop2005-03-23 14:37:09
      hmmm...pun intended? :) by HobsonsChoice2005-03-23 14:41:48
  At least nobody was killed in the explosion. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 14:21:21
    Reuters sez local media say 4 dead. (n/t) by bobmon2005-03-23 14:33:05
      Link to local paper by SoylentGreen2006-11-19 12:55:59
    British Petroleum. by raptor_872005-03-23 14:25:29
      IIRC, the name of the company is officially BP by basher202005-03-23 14:30:16
    BP is the name of a chain of gas stations. (n/t) by wolfenone2005-03-23 14:25:05
  -5 for lack of originality in naming towns. by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-23 14:10:22
Mmmm... Squishies... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 13:42:22
  SQUISHY! by Da_Pineapple2005-03-23 13:52:27
    That's odd... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 13:54:46
      Ooh... sub-orbital giant strikes... (n/t) by raptor_872005-03-23 14:24:50
  ..what? (n/t) by arktus2005-03-23 13:47:22
    8-bit Reference. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 13:48:21
      Um. Nope. Don't follow. (n/t) by arktus2005-03-23 13:50:29
        You ever read any 8-bit Theater? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 13:51:07
          Hrm. Nope. (n/t) by arktus2005-03-23 13:51:52
            Then that's not too surprising... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 13:55:38
              Well, I might have looked at one. by arktus2005-03-23 13:58:45
                I've discovered recently... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 14:00:05
                  *must... resist... obvious comment...* by Llyr2005-03-23 14:51:57
                    Well since I doubt... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 18:15:46
                    Preemptively: negative IQ is not better than 0. by arktus2005-03-23 14:54:38
An ill-timed break in my unrecovery by HadEnuf2005-03-23 13:39:51
  HHMOH? by arktus2005-03-23 13:47:08
    He wHo Must Obey Her by PsychoI3oy2005-03-23 15:01:23
      That's what I thought. by arktus2005-03-23 15:14:59
  P.S. Prayers and "Good Vibes" beat hugs, right now by HadEnuf2005-03-23 13:43:16
W:ET anyone? (n/t) by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 13:31:16
  Must... do... homework... by arktus2005-03-23 14:56:05
  I'll probably be on in an hour or so (n/t) by ihavebigpiranha2005-03-23 13:35:47
cases and cases of alkaseltzer by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-23 13:18:34
  Goto the Star Trek Experience by hyzenthlay2005-03-23 13:31:39
  Oh yeah! The fountains @ Bellagio!!! (n/t) by crankshaft-jr2005-03-23 13:28:15
    Ooo! (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-23 13:40:37
  1. Find submarine target practice exercise by romandas2005-03-23 13:22:40
  Find a flock of seagulls. by nin_man2005-03-23 13:21:40
    Darn flying rats. by kelli2172005-03-23 13:28:28
    ..and I ran, I ran so far away.. (n/t) by romandas2005-03-23 13:23:31
      glad I'm not the only one that thought that (n/t) by evilsysadmin2005-03-23 13:48:25
        Isn't that from Knights of the Zodiac? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 13:50:12
          its a band from the 80's with cool hair by evilsysadmin2006-11-19 12:55:59
            For very stupid values of "cool". by BloodyViking2005-03-23 14:48:32
            That page is so SLOW... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 14:09:56
  Throw 'em in vinegar! (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2005-03-23 13:20:04
Since we're running comp polls, by corvus_one2005-03-23 13:08:14
  IBM AT-clone by lancemeister2005-03-24 00:03:36
  Leading Edge 8088 dual floppy 512k RAM by tallastro2005-03-23 18:05:16
  Amstrad CPC6128 by pverdon2005-03-23 18:04:16
  Commodore 64 by radiowave9112005-03-23 17:57:12
  HP150 Touchscreen by tskelton2006-11-19 12:55:59
  First comp I owned was a Vector Graphic (n/t) by webishop2005-03-23 16:16:19
  Commodore PET 4032 - then a C=64 (n/t) by DIVINAR22005-03-23 15:51:34
    Then a "turbo" 8086 XT-clone (8 Mhz!) (n/t) by DIVINAR22005-03-23 15:52:01
  BasicTutor <someNumber> by bara2005-03-23 15:48:19
  Commodore 128 by emlaabs2005-03-23 15:41:35
  Shared: Atari 520 STFM by wheresthefish2005-03-23 15:41:33
  First one was.... by dals_rule2005-03-23 15:28:48
  Amiga 1000, back in '85 by leistico2005-03-23 15:27:47
  Acorn Electron by darkphoenix2005-03-23 15:23:07
  Osborne Executive. by bwkaz2005-03-23 15:18:04
  Apple IIe (n/t) by Number_Six2005-03-23 15:16:52
    Same here. I upgraded it with DIP RAM. by NOLAWitch2005-03-23 18:19:48
  TAI/99-4A by RetiQlum22005-03-23 15:09:45
  CBM-16 by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 15:00:59
  Apple II+ by webishop2005-03-23 14:41:06
    I actually owned an Apple ][+ by ChuckAB2005-03-23 15:38:02
      I still own mine. :) Purchased in 1986. (n/t) by rorajoey2005-03-23 22:52:09
  Ohio Scientific C4P by bobmon2005-03-23 14:38:47
  486 by Michiel2005-03-23 14:24:48
  OK! by ideur2005-03-23 14:21:15
  I still have my 2nd computer by hieraco2005-03-23 14:10:38
  Amstrad PC 1512 by tnglives2006-11-19 12:55:59
  first PC was a heathkit build it yourself... by Chronos12005-03-23 14:07:10
  Leading Edge Word Processor by carthax2005-03-23 13:59:54
  Timex Sinclair 1000 Kit (home built) (n/t) by hieraco2005-03-23 13:55:13
  Commodore ViC20. by chrisP2005-03-23 13:51:07
  First non-mainframe I ever used by run.dll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A 286 wth 4 megs of RAM by afterburner2005-03-23 13:47:46
  Comodore 64 (n/t) by evilsysadmin2005-03-23 13:42:53
  a bbc micro by astro-g2005-03-23 13:42:12
  Commodore Vic-20 (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2005-03-23 13:39:05
  Apple II+ fully loaded by voxwoman2005-03-23 13:38:54
  TI99/4A by Fandango2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Tandy 1000 SL by krisguy2005-03-23 13:34:20
  TI 99/4A I still have it in a box in the basement. (n/t) by techi8702005-03-23 13:28:41
  if you mean a personal computer, not a mainframe by shminux2005-03-23 13:26:46
    Probably a VT100... (n/t) by kelli2172005-03-23 13:29:35
      Thanks for the reminder! It was VT52, actually ( (n/t) by shminux2005-03-23 13:35:40
        And the punchtape Basic thingy? by kelli2172005-03-23 14:03:11
          Possibly, but I think that one may have been by shminux2005-03-23 14:44:16
  8086 10Mhz 640k ram etc by chipmunk22005-03-23 13:23:00
    "640k should be enough for anybody." by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 13:25:27
      he was misquoted... by chipmunk22005-03-23 14:25:02
        One must wonder... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 14:29:38
          probably back when he helped by joecrouse2005-03-23 14:38:00
          it went like this.... by chipmunk22005-03-23 14:35:00
      Yeah. And it is enough for us! by corvus_one2005-03-23 13:28:43
        Would that be "640kbps" bitrate for music? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 13:32:03
  stock Apple ][e (n/t) by fireballmatt2005-03-23 13:20:23
  ADAM computer by wolfenone2005-03-23 13:19:53
  AT&T UNIX PC 7300 by VCA2005-03-23 13:18:20
  My first(s) by skippy-ish_guy2005-03-23 13:16:47
  Coco2, complete with 5 1/2 floppy and tape drives (n/t) by Rattler2005-03-23 13:16:00
  IBM PC. yes that one. (n/t) by unjust2005-03-23 13:15:10
  IBM PC, 4.77Mhz. 8086 cpu, 640k RAM, 20 MB HD by romandas2005-03-23 13:12:45
    <AOL>Mine too</AOL> by Khaar2005-03-23 13:38:35
      Yeah, I toasted the OS and found I only had by romandas2005-03-23 13:40:20
    run a web server? by Spudd862006-11-19 12:55:59
  Mac, Performa 410 by scragman2005-03-23 13:10:24
  need a bit more info: first owned or first used? by Freakazoid2005-03-23 13:10:21
    That's a good point by staticsan2005-03-23 17:46:18
  Hell if I remember... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 13:09:35
    same here by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-23 13:13:20
Poll for scroll wheel mouse users by emlaabs2005-03-23 12:53:17
  Index by lancemeister2005-03-23 23:49:55
  Index. by wheresthefish2005-03-23 15:44:58
  left finger. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-03-23 15:42:55
  Depends... by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 14:57:02
  Saluting (middle) finger by hieraco2005-03-23 13:53:35
    Same here by Glytch782005-03-23 16:53:00
  Neither. by arktus2005-03-23 13:49:11
    Actually, now that I have moused without thinking by arktus2005-03-23 15:19:26
  Left=Index Scroll=Middle Right=Middle by MikeCDN2005-03-23 13:41:22
  middle button, middle finger (n/t) by frizzgrig2005-03-23 13:35:04
  Middle or index, depending on jointaches. ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-03-23 13:17:49
  middle. by unjust2005-03-23 13:16:38
  right hand index finger mostly by chaotic2005-03-23 13:14:11
  It varies. by ManiacJoe2005-03-23 13:14:08
  Middle=scroll, index=left-click, ring=right-click (n/t) by romandas2005-03-23 13:08:55
    dito (n/t) by techi8702005-03-23 13:09:48
  I use the index finger of my right hand (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-23 13:08:49
  Right Index finger ;) (n/t) by Rattler2005-03-23 13:08:23
  Left. by jiteo2005-03-23 13:07:09
  Right hand index finger to scroll by PsychoI3oy2005-03-23 13:06:06
  middle finger by carthax2005-03-23 13:05:51
    narrow hand or wide mouse? (n/t) by ManiacJoe2005-03-23 13:09:55
      wide mouse (n/t) by carthax2005-03-23 15:11:55
      Logitech MX500/510, or Intellimouse Explorer work. by tnglives2005-03-23 14:41:09
  Index finger... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 13:04:44
  left (n/t) by chipmunk22005-03-23 13:03:44
  middle finger (n/t) by shminux2005-03-23 12:59:05
  define: left and right by Freakazoid2005-03-23 12:57:55
    Ring, not pinky, no? (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-03-23 13:19:08
    giving your computer the bird, eh? (n/t) by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-23 13:09:58
      with two different hands even :) by Freakazoid2005-03-23 13:11:59
  Index finger. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2005-03-23 12:57:44
  index finger (n/t) by Havoc2005-03-23 12:57:17
    yes (n/t) by tallastro2005-03-23 12:57:34
  Pointy finger by notdeadyet2005-03-23 12:56:55
  Bird finger (n/t) by DesertRat662005-03-23 12:56:36
  righty (n/t) by moongoddess2005-03-23 12:56:05
  left... (n/t) by scragman2005-03-23 12:55:56
    err... by scragman2005-03-23 12:58:19
  left most of the time by Fayth2005-03-23 12:54:14
    I've been preacticing that... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 13:13:22
    Ok, I meant my index finger (n/t) by Fayth2005-03-23 13:01:02
      Got so used to referring to it by button... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 13:20:52
Are there any estimates by MatthewDBA2005-03-23 12:48:45
  To this end, is there a way to post the seconds? by romandas2005-03-23 13:36:22
    Other than shear curiousity, is there any need? by hieraco2005-03-23 13:52:51
      what is wrong with shear curiousity by tacticus2005-03-28 03:51:05
      Well, cause it would uh.. be neat, uh, and stuff ( (n/t) by romandas2005-03-23 15:23:59
Would it be a good idea by BloodyViking2005-03-23 12:33:05
  All the diaries that don't have regular postings by hieraco2005-03-23 13:51:29
    Don't forget EnglishHelp. (n/t) by zelda2005-03-23 15:10:14
  And the tools, and the boomies (n/t) by Havoc2005-03-23 12:47:50
  Yes. W:ET (n/t) by tskelton2005-03-23 12:47:18
  Yes by Fandango2005-03-23 12:36:11
  A "links to diaries" diary? (n/t) by thecatman2005-03-23 12:34:21
    That's what clicking on your own, or someone elses by Fayth2005-03-23 12:57:55
      Not necessarily true, O Fayth. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 13:06:55
    That would be ironic... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 12:37:55
Final verdict... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 12:32:43
Company near me is chucking old boxen out. by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Possibly a Motorola VME rack, by wheresthefish2005-03-23 15:48:33
  be worth investigating... by scragman2005-03-23 12:28:10
    I'll ask at the front desk after w*** tomorrow. by McNutcase2005-03-23 12:31:03
      good luck to ya... by scragman2005-03-23 12:33:39
firefox 1.0.2 now out by PsychoI3oy2005-03-23 12:24:35
  Thunderbird 1.0.2 also. (n/t) by bwkaz2005-03-23 15:19:38
  Thanks. As usual, Firefox by thecatman2005-03-23 12:29:34
  was just about to ask what the update fixed (n/t) by chipmunk22005-03-23 12:25:08
I think it's time I quit my job. by skippy-ish_guy2005-03-23 12:22:24
  Big long posting done... vapourised by gremlins. by toxin2005-03-23 13:23:41
  Can you complain to WCB? (n/t) by shminux2005-03-23 12:52:47
    I have. by skippy-ish_guy2005-03-23 13:01:15
  what kind of chemicals are you working in? by voxwoman2005-03-23 12:43:49
    Nothing helps. by skippy-ish_guy2005-03-23 12:59:25
      try looking for something called by joecrouse2005-03-23 13:05:10
        I'll see if I can find it. (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2005-03-23 13:13:20
Geeksquad by Fandango2005-03-23 12:20:26
  We do by abaron2005-03-23 12:42:18
    Nerd != Geek by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 12:44:13
  Never used them by thread_killer2005-03-23 12:25:59
    <cough>dot com</cough> (n/t) by OnDemand2005-03-23 12:42:50
    They're mobile billboards. by esbita2005-03-23 12:40:44
      Plus... by lucidpsyche2005-03-23 12:46:55
        'specially in Windows by Myke2005-03-23 14:05:02
    That or VW gave 'em a deal (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2005-03-23 12:32:44
  I've seen that... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 12:24:38
    But fixing idiots is a Good Thing. by arktus2005-03-23 14:27:30
      Fixing their brains? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 14:31:31
        No, no, no. by arktus2005-03-23 14:32:48
    I called once. by nin_man2005-03-23 13:11:37
    I don't want to do it by Fandango2005-03-23 12:26:18
      Neither would I. Geek + tie does not compute. (n/t) by tnglives2005-03-23 12:35:58
        Not quite true... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 12:42:44
      I believe it's a division of Best Buy by Havoc2005-03-23 12:29:07
        Yes it is from Best Buy by Fandango2005-03-23 12:34:14
Crazy people by Didactylos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  No no no. When the source is the BBC, by hadji2005-03-23 12:16:33
    There was a discussion about the BBC yesterday? by LionsPhil2005-03-23 12:36:42
    So I picked by Didactylos2005-03-23 12:21:05
      It was just a jab at those who criticize the by hadji2005-03-23 12:46:16
    [insert moderatable word about the BBC] (n/t) by chipmunk22005-03-23 12:17:45
  Sheesh by thread_killer2005-03-23 12:14:52
  *quickly runs down the list* by thecatman2005-03-23 12:12:30
Bedfordshire area Ufies? by thecatman2005-03-23 12:04:41
  I lived near Bedford... by sstacks2005-03-23 13:28:37
Hello dear UFies! by JillSwift2005-03-23 11:44:21
  Hey, thread_killer, by LionsPhil2005-03-23 12:13:02
    I could certainly use some W:ET tutoring by thread_killer2005-03-23 12:15:53
      Volunteer doesn't necessarily mean unpaid... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 12:21:54
      good: by plblark2005-03-23 12:19:00
        I've never listened to what anyone told me by thread_killer2005-03-23 12:20:46
  Argh. by themadkansan2005-03-23 12:05:18
  The local news by notdeadyet2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hello Jill!!! by DesertRat662005-03-23 11:58:29
  {{{JillSwift}}} by Blackbyrd22005-03-23 11:55:48
  what kind of stuff do you do? by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:46:39
    Hmm by JillSwift2005-03-23 11:53:53
      with new call center technology by voxwoman2005-03-23 12:00:40
      You could do telecommuting tech support... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 11:55:38
        Or run your own business? by Blackbyrd22005-03-23 11:58:09
          cutsomers like that might want more by voxwoman2005-03-23 12:02:33
my new hairstyle by stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Did you commit any crime? by chrisP2005-03-23 12:20:56
  Nummernschild! by DerSarek2005-03-23 11:42:02
  I don't have a hair-do by thread_killer2005-03-23 11:36:44
    I don't have a hair-do by PsychoI3oy2005-03-23 11:37:35
      I need a hair cut by scragman2005-03-23 11:39:34
  Very nice! I like the beard, too. by carthax2005-03-23 11:33:09
    aye, me like by stacato2005-03-23 11:36:21
Last Question, I Promise... PDFs and Fonts... by Grignr2005-03-23 11:28:58
  You can embed fonts in Distiller by Number_Six2005-03-23 11:39:50
  Open up Distiller by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:36:59
    Aaaaand thats the problem... by Grignr2005-03-23 11:44:16
      you learn something new every day. by plblark2005-03-23 12:02:38
  I think Distiller does not normally embed fonts, by shminux2005-03-23 11:31:52
I've just been scammed! by Yavine2005-03-23 11:13:10
  Ah, so you *haven't* been scammed, by LionsPhil2005-03-23 11:29:26
    Funny, I've never been phished by thread_killer2005-03-23 11:46:01
      None, for of us with <initial><lastname>@<domain> by tnglives2005-03-23 12:09:23
      Alas, I get redirects from my TLP. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 12:09:03
        TLP? TLP?! by LionsPhil2005-03-23 12:10:30
          T=Top/Third, right? by tnglives2005-03-23 12:20:02
      My Yahoo! account... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 11:50:57
      I mostly get ebay phishing mails by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:48:47
        I've never had a 419 either by thread_killer2005-03-23 11:53:09
          I've seen a 419 fax. by staticsan2005-03-23 17:49:50
          The 419s actually respond to my challenge/response by mortaine2005-03-23 12:02:10
Adobe Photoshop 7.0 Quick Question... by Grignr2005-03-23 10:43:24
  I am constantly amazed by the helpfulness of UFies by plblark2005-03-23 11:25:44
    I come here with ALL my stupid problems! (n/t) by Grignr2005-03-23 11:27:42
  Don't mess about with selecting. by Didactylos2005-03-23 11:05:17
    How do I put them on separate layers?? by Grignr2005-03-23 11:12:36
      You should have a menu called "Layers" by chrisP2005-03-23 11:19:03
        Trying to get my boss to pay for the manual... by Grignr2005-03-23 11:22:09
          you don't really want the "manual" by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:24:54
            Actually, Photoshop Bible is what I want... by Grignr2005-03-23 11:27:26
              This may help... by Fandango2006-11-19 12:55:59
              excuseme. Isn't Photoshop like by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:39:33
        In my version of PS (OK, it's 5.5) by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:21:16
          You're absolutely right. (n/t) by chrisP2005-03-23 12:19:35
      Well, then I think .... by aix tom2005-03-23 11:13:46
        Never mind, I got it... by Grignr2005-03-23 11:17:19
    yeah, that'll work, too by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:06:20
  Select the white of the small one ... by aix tom2005-03-23 10:48:57
  yes I *think* so by voxwoman2005-03-23 10:47:51
    What the heck is a magic wand select? by Grignr2005-03-23 10:58:10
      Magic wand select is easy... by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 11:27:46
I think I should start my own company by thread_killer2005-03-23 10:39:36
  Might want to read about Paul Graham's experiences by bwkaz2005-03-23 15:22:53
  I know I'm on by DerSarek2005-03-23 12:27:53
    My email's in my diary! (n/t) by DerSarek2005-03-23 12:31:20
  The name is the most important thing! by shminux2005-03-23 11:29:30
    Yeah, but if you made Laser Rapiers... (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-03-23 11:34:52
    :-) That was good :-) (n/t) by plblark2005-03-23 11:30:36
  Me good knuckle-dragger. by themadkansan2005-03-23 11:28:04
    Are you sure you're not me? by carthax2005-03-23 11:34:13
      And not a small chunk of mine by thread_killer2005-03-23 11:38:26
        Oh, that was how I learned the majority of it. by themadkansan2005-03-23 11:53:13
  Business plan? by Illiad2005-03-23 10:49:10
    that's probably our stumbling block by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:44:49
    I wonder how a cartoonist's business plan by shminux2005-03-23 10:54:34
      Let's see: by Illiad2005-03-23 10:56:14
        Reminds me of a t-shirt I once had... by esbita2005-03-23 11:06:31
          that was gary larson by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:08:48
            Nope, I don't think so... by esbita2005-03-23 11:47:45
              I remember it quite well. by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:49:53
                She cited her source... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 11:53:46
                  I didn't imply it was her own work by voxwoman2005-03-23 12:08:13
                    No, I got it. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 12:49:52
                    I got it by thread_killer2005-03-23 12:09:18
                      same here by plblark2005-03-23 12:25:55
        I bet it's more like: by shminux2005-03-23 11:02:41
          *LART* by LionsPhil2005-03-23 11:04:18
            Cry in the pilla?!?! by Illiad2005-03-23 11:33:54
              I don't get it by thread_killer2005-03-23 11:43:49
                I like your method by plblark2005-03-23 12:07:30
    Chewing cardborad can be rewarding by joecrouse2005-03-23 10:50:05
      Pie is always good by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:53:14
        UrbanDictionary has no idea what you mean. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 11:01:49
          *I* knew what he was talking about by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:09:50
            I didn't think he was talking prude pie by plblark2005-03-23 11:12:57
              Pedantry mode, ON! You probably mean 'element'... by LionsPhil2005-03-23 11:25:49
                did it feel good to vent that? by plblark2005-03-23 11:27:11
                  Vent? That would require pressure. ;) by LionsPhil2005-03-23 11:31:05
                    What kind of fool could possibly do that? by tnglives2005-03-23 12:18:27
                      What if they put one of those thingies in the by Sterling_Ag2005-03-23 12:37:23
                        you mean optical illusion? (n/t) by voxwoman2005-03-23 12:41:48
                my head asplode! (n/t) by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:26:49
            Oh yes you were by DesertRat662005-03-23 11:12:49
        boooo... by scragman2005-03-23 10:57:35
          boo-ya! (n/t) by DesertRat662005-03-23 11:00:33
            lol (n/t) by scragman2005-03-23 11:19:02
        Dude. I was drinking soda. by joecrouse2005-03-23 10:55:39
          U.F. Comments Board safety rule #1 by DesertRat662005-03-23 11:01:23
  I'll supply... by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:48:51
  I'm sure you will succeed, too, given the vibes by shminux2005-03-23 10:48:23
    Funny you should ask by thread_killer2005-03-23 10:56:58
      I realized I was on the wrong side by frizzgrig2005-03-23 13:46:03
      Well, if you are serious about product by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:12:14
      Start an open source project! by LionsPhil2005-03-23 11:11:27
      As an embedded software designer by shminux2005-03-23 11:06:25
        Yeah, by LionsPhil2005-03-23 11:12:21
          you just have to fill a need that's not by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:16:26
          Well, what I meant if I wasn't clear by thread_killer2005-03-23 11:14:58
  I'll build you a website! by Sweethart2005-03-23 10:44:42
  *cough* documentation by voxwoman2005-03-23 10:44:35
    She makes some killer graphics. by joecrouse2005-03-23 10:49:04
Song of the day by Hellahulla2005-03-23 10:38:12
Hmm by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yep. by Blackbyrd22005-03-23 12:01:30
If only it was real by Fandango2006-11-19 12:55:59
  IDE is not that effective at transferring data. by Peace_man2005-03-23 11:38:48
  Like I said somewhere else: by PsychoI3oy2005-03-23 11:17:14
  My review of the product... by moongoddess2005-03-23 11:09:20
  Only 2GB RAM? by Control2005-03-23 10:56:01
  dangit, they fixed it :-( (n/t) by MatthewDBA2005-03-23 10:44:04
    No... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 11:41:12
      Reviews seem to be gone (n/t) by Fandango2005-03-23 11:53:29
        They're still posting away though... by moongoddess2005-03-23 13:14:18
  I love the weight. 14 hundredths of a pound? by rook_mtl2005-03-23 10:40:49
    14.00 hundredths by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 11:39:55
  Thats a lot of MP3's (n/t) by evilsysadmin2005-03-23 10:30:36
  I love the OS by imrambi2005-03-23 10:25:29
    That'd actually be really cool... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 10:26:40
  Operating System: DOS (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 10:24:34
Suitcase computer by OnDemand2005-03-23 09:51:24
  Cool case.com by joecrouse2005-03-23 10:08:45
    Huh by OnDemand2006-11-19 12:55:59
      google it. I thought that would by joecrouse2005-03-23 10:22:20
      clicky by imrambi2006-11-19 12:55:59
WHy can't people remember there own domain names by MikeCDN2005-03-23 09:49:56
  write a script to parse&forward the bounces! by shminux2005-03-23 10:28:51
    It's not my end that's making the mistake by MikeCDN2005-03-23 10:32:21
      didn't you say the bounces end up in your mailbox? by shminux2005-03-23 10:43:52
        and my job is to forward for another company, why? by MikeCDN2005-03-23 10:46:10
          since you are too nice to discard the email by shminux2005-03-23 10:52:43
            Can't by MikeCDN2005-03-23 11:04:46
  I do this with one specific mail addy as well by Spisefisken2005-03-23 10:17:37
  To help you out, can your server by ManiacJoe2005-03-23 10:05:17
    Nope by MikeCDN2005-03-23 10:11:03
Snippets from algorithms class by jiteo2005-03-23 09:49:18
  Proof by confusion by mad marty2005-03-24 01:53:37
  Intiutively obvious by rfrovarp2005-03-23 10:00:32
    Every time I saw "clearly" in a math proof by MatthewDBA2005-03-23 10:18:45
  "By induction..." by MatthewDBA2005-03-23 09:52:44
    "By contradiction..." by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 09:59:55
I'm so embarrassed... by Sweethart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Have you seen The Notebook? by FenderSRV22005-03-23 12:26:20
    Love the movie by Sweethart2005-03-23 15:02:59
  Your Dad was Kaiser Bill? Cool! ;> (n/t) by lab rat2005-03-23 11:57:56
  I wish i had a pencil thin mustache by joecrouse2005-03-23 10:28:24
    Shouldn't that be by tully2005-03-23 12:10:44
  Your dad is the KFC guy? :P (n/t) by Fayth2005-03-23 10:16:47
    Whatsamatter Colonel Sandurz... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 10:21:09
      Perpare ship...*ahem*... by Avium2005-03-23 10:26:56
        Secure all animals in the zoo! (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 10:27:39
          Give me that you petty excuse for an officer. (n/t by Avium2005-03-23 10:29:18
            Sir, hadn't you better buckle up? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 10:29:43
              Buckle THIS. (n/t) by Avium2005-03-23 10:31:49
                LUDICROUS SPEED! GO!!!!!!!! (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 10:32:27
                  It's spaceball one...they've gone to plaid! (n/t) by scragman2005-03-23 10:33:37
                    My brains...are going...into...my...feet... (n/t) by Avium2005-03-23 10:36:19
  Looks like me whan I had a handlebar moustach by hieraco2005-03-23 10:13:53
    He is 73 years old. (n/t) by Sweethart2005-03-23 10:38:28
      I can't imagine by thread_killer2005-03-23 10:44:26
  Wow. I always wondered what... by kelli2172005-03-23 09:52:28
  Oh the opportunities for Photoshop!!! by DesertRat662005-03-23 09:47:46
    I shouldn't say this, as it is mean, but... by arktus2005-03-23 09:57:29
anyone else seen this? (virus question) by scragman2005-03-23 09:29:55
  Here's the Website by baywolfe2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I dont' think thats it... by scragman2005-03-23 09:39:52
      Are you sure? by thread_killer2005-03-23 09:52:17
        we know it's talking to it... by scragman2005-03-23 09:55:39
          Any chance you can get a packet dump of it by thread_killer2005-03-23 10:00:36
            I wish I could... by scragman2005-03-23 10:04:05
              Laptop and a crossover cable? by thread_killer2005-03-23 10:06:15
              Snort? (n/t) by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:05:55
                Snort will sniff by thread_killer2005-03-23 10:08:04
                  That was the first thing that came to mind by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:10:50
                    a win port of ethereal exists by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Thanks! by DesertRat662005-03-23 13:30:24
          Our network security group has a solution.... by techi8702005-03-23 09:58:30
          Safest way by DesertRat662005-03-23 09:58:13
            heh... by scragman2005-03-23 10:03:23
              I don't get it by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:05:05
                we could do that... by scragman2005-03-23 10:09:34
                  I'm in the same boat by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:13:35
                    I am the residential network guy... by scragman2005-03-23 10:29:44
                      You have my sympathies by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:39:26
                        I've done educational networks by thread_killer2005-03-23 10:46:56
                          I'm going on six years of this by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:54:40
      Now THAT sounds like a rootkit (n/t) by DesertRat662005-03-23 09:40:42
  IIRC it comes with HP photo capable printers by DesertRat662005-03-23 09:32:39
Can someone explain "the 99th percentile"? by Grignr2005-03-23 09:18:53
  The opposite of my daughter by Ston2005-03-23 13:04:20
  Actually bigger than 99.5% by Control2005-03-23 10:11:39
    That's right! by LionsPhil2005-03-23 11:09:30
  Apparently, I was right. Thanks for your all help (n/t) by Grignr2005-03-23 09:35:12
  as I remember it by basher202005-03-23 09:30:14
    Well, actually, according to his height chart... by Grignr2005-03-23 09:32:22
      the chart doesnt' encompass the by unjust2005-03-23 09:48:06
        Well, it has a line labelled "Maximum". by Grignr2005-03-23 09:54:23
  Erm, I thought it did mean that by hyzenthlay2005-03-23 09:21:08
    No, it doesn't. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 09:23:58
      According to a quick google by hyzenthlay2005-03-23 09:33:30
      I've found a german webpage by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
      It means that by MatthewDBA2005-03-23 09:30:13
      The way I was given to understand, by webishop2005-03-23 09:28:28
    Nah, they do it with IQ tests, too. by Grignr2005-03-23 09:22:46
  Eww, statistics. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 09:20:10
    Now that's just mean! (n/t) by webishop2005-03-23 09:24:28
      Not to mention by MatthewDBA2005-03-23 09:33:15
        AGH! by arktus2005-03-23 09:41:17
          Why? by kelli2172005-03-23 09:47:48
            Yeah, I agree by MatthewDBA2005-03-23 09:55:32
Is there some reason why by andyz2005-03-23 09:13:24
  Yohimbe decided it Should Be that way. by McNutcase2005-03-23 10:59:01
  I've wondered that myself by thread_killer2005-03-23 09:57:38
  You know, I've never noticed that. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 09:22:12
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Moderated for deep linking (re-post) by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
    feel free to ignore this by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
      But you still had to go through the front page. by Nea2005-03-23 11:52:07
        I can see the logic to that. by plblark2005-03-23 12:15:26
      Well, as a counter-example... by arktus2005-03-23 11:48:24
        yes, but here, there's NO explicit request by plblark2005-03-23 11:50:28
          We should inform them of this, then. by arktus2005-03-23 11:53:26
            feel free by plblark2005-03-23 12:14:38
  Mods! by arktus2005-03-23 10:51:16
    NO! The site itself provides the linky by plblark2005-03-23 11:19:15
      yes actually, it's against the rules by Freakazoid2005-03-23 11:33:09
        am I really leeching? by plblark2005-03-23 11:39:00
          By doing the direct link by Nea2005-03-23 11:46:02
            *shrug* guesse so then. by plblark2005-03-23 11:48:12
              That's okay, these things happen. by Nea2005-03-23 11:53:51
      ...plus half a zillion pop-ups, pop-unders... by McNutcase2005-03-23 11:20:37
        which I thought were avoided by linking thusly by plblark2005-03-23 11:32:55
          Unfortunately, since that deep-link is verboten... by McNutcase2005-03-23 11:35:15
            please see my other reply by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
Interview Report!!! by carthax2005-03-23 08:57:20
  Might wanna go get some scotch-guard by Havoc2005-03-23 10:42:37
    This company does chemical analyses for different by carthax2005-03-23 10:49:35
      don't these people believe in smocks? by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:22:41
        He mentioned that, too, actually.. by carthax2005-03-23 11:28:40
          just watch out for Benzene by voxwoman2005-03-23 11:51:32
  *engfeh* by carthax2005-03-23 09:47:54
    Don't you have some by zelda2005-03-23 10:27:29
      I do, actually... by carthax2005-03-23 10:47:55
        And then there are the reasons by zelda2005-03-23 11:47:17
          Yes, quite. :-) (n/t) by carthax2005-03-23 12:15:59
  Wow! That is sooo coool. by ErniePi2005-03-23 09:30:32
    *fingers still crossed* by chrisP2005-03-23 10:18:24
      *tries to stop laughing* by ErniePi2005-03-23 10:36:07
  Good for you! by Peace_man2005-03-23 09:21:39
  Kudos, bro by Spisefisken2005-03-23 09:12:31
  Bravo. You rock! (n/t) by penguintrip2005-03-23 09:08:09
  Good man, job done by JimK2005-03-23 08:59:53
    It's a 20/hr/week position. by carthax2005-03-23 09:01:49
  Good news by thread_killer2005-03-23 08:58:16
The Waterbox O' Truth by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  awesome... by scragman2005-03-23 09:19:14
  Water jugs? by LionsPhil2005-03-23 08:56:13
    Ever shot a plastic water jug? by run.dll2005-03-23 10:46:58
      Neat, by LionsPhil2005-03-23 11:49:23
        You confuse me sometimes. by McNutcase2005-03-23 11:53:12
          Guns == undecided. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 12:05:05
            *passes you the Golden Brain of Thought* by McNutcase2005-03-23 12:07:29
              Woohoo! ^^ (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-03-23 14:00:08
      I like to fill soda bottles and cans with water by Feng_Li2005-03-23 11:27:16
      That's BORING by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:59:55
        1 gal milk jug fulla jello. .357 mag @ 40' or so. (n/t) by Havoc2005-03-23 11:15:42
          ooooo... by scragman2005-03-23 11:23:38
        Pumpkins at 2000 m anyone? by run.dll2005-03-23 11:05:41
          That would be fun by DesertRat662005-03-23 11:11:28
      We call them "bottles" over here. by McNutcase2005-03-23 10:51:35
        I've shot targets, for some small value of shot. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 11:44:10
          Fair enough. by McNutcase2005-03-23 11:46:44
            And thanks for doing so. ;) by LionsPhil2005-03-23 11:58:25
        Here, bottle = glass, jug = plastic or pottery by run.dll2005-03-23 11:02:35
          The dividing line is somewhat different over here. by McNutcase2005-03-23 11:07:00
          In my experience, jugs have handles on the side by imperito2005-03-23 11:06:27
            Is it just me? by DesertRat662005-03-23 11:22:05
              can't be... by scragman2005-03-23 11:22:46
    Gimme a minute by DesertRat662005-03-23 08:57:25
      Got it! by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
        Ta muchly. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 09:10:25
          You're welcome by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:06:55
        They are using the same css that I am by evilsysadmin2005-03-23 09:02:49
OMG! I S4W TEH B00BIEZ! by SnArL2005-03-23 08:28:22
  But... you *were* supposed to see by mortaine2005-03-23 12:05:29
  If you only knew what i see on a regular basis on by joecrouse2005-03-23 10:21:18
    Well, tell us. by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-23 10:26:18
      Well I used to work at the bottom of utility holes by joecrouse2005-03-23 10:44:23
        Speaking of geological formations, by run.dll2005-03-23 10:53:09
  that beats the pants off my bus stories. by wtfunkymonkey2005-03-23 10:01:37
    Don't you mean "tops"? by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:14:42
  We men are weak. by Illiad2005-03-23 08:52:39
    And worse in the weak-end (n/t) by sCiSSors2005-03-23 08:56:14
  *shakes fist* by cybergeek2005-03-23 08:47:12
  Being distracted like that can be expensive, by JimK2005-03-23 08:44:00
    Apart from spelling 'embarrassing' wrong :-) (n/t) by JimK2005-03-23 08:49:12
    Could have been *MUCH* more expensive!!! (n/t) by webishop2005-03-23 08:48:38
      Definitely, wing mirror was GBP10 from a breaker by JimK2005-03-23 09:05:42
  Do you want a job as bouncer on Bourbon St.? by ideur2005-03-23 08:34:58
  Those airbags...wink...wink. (n/t) by DShade2005-03-23 08:34:39
  I have proof John Denver is alive by Fayth2005-03-23 08:34:19
    Huh? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 10:17:53
Silly question about nosebleeds by XndeX2005-03-23 08:26:52
  Dry air does it for me. by joecrouse2005-03-23 10:54:36
  Digging a little to deep for gold? by Avium2005-03-23 09:49:03
  Sounds like a temporary condition. by webishop2005-03-23 08:51:01
  Low air pressure. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 08:42:32
  Yesterday's headache ? by sCiSSors2005-03-23 08:42:29
  Sinus infection. by Celti2005-03-23 08:38:33
    That creossed my mind as well by XndeX2005-03-23 08:44:46
  Stress, wear (from colds or hayfever), elephants.. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-03-23 08:28:07
    Elephants will definitely do it.... by webishop2005-03-23 08:49:46
    stress you say huh? by XndeX2005-03-23 08:41:19
Mac help please... KVM switch problem. by Myke2005-03-23 08:24:24
The nice thing about Alzheimers is.... by toxin2005-03-23 08:14:23
  Bad toxin, no candy for you! (n/t) by lab rat2005-03-23 08:18:36
  The not-nice thing by LionsPhil2005-03-23 08:17:05
    Have a former co-worker whose wife was in it by toxin2005-03-23 08:27:33
      Nah. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 08:33:48
  meeting all new people, too! (n/t) by Kickstart2005-03-23 08:15:04
    Don't need Alzheimers for that... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 08:17:22
    Every day you make new friends. (n/t) by BloodyViking2005-03-23 08:16:58
So I told my mom about those swords I want... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 08:09:57
  I'm not surprised by LeoHyuuga2005-03-23 08:52:38
  Not surprised that mom didn't lend you by sCiSSors2005-03-23 08:49:22
  So what's plan B? (n/t) by Fayth2005-03-23 08:13:46
    Well, I can start saving now... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 08:15:23
      Drooling is a cheap hobby by sCiSSors2005-03-23 08:55:35
        Couldn't you have said that a little earlier? (n/t) by chrisP2005-03-23 09:50:19
  Missed the post. Got pics? (n/t) by penguintrip2005-03-23 08:13:06
    Yep. by jmaxsohmer2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Durn, blocked from here... by penguintrip2005-03-23 08:20:15
Gah, me is st00pid. by jiteo2005-03-23 07:50:30
  Maybe you should put your more ambitious plans... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 07:52:06
I don't get the last frame... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 07:50:23
  he's taking a pic of someone... by scragman2005-03-23 07:56:49
    i thought that he was taking a picture of himself by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 08:27:30
      That's what I thought too at first... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 08:36:08
        Why not ? They may be cow-orkers by sCiSSors2005-03-23 09:01:09
    Through a partition? ISDGI. (n/t) by Havoc2005-03-23 07:57:45
      Try "under". (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-03-23 07:58:33
        Ew. I would grab the phone and do bodily harm to by Havoc2005-03-23 08:13:30
          You have legs, just kick him by Fayth2005-03-23 08:16:25
            got golf cleats? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 08:18:44
          Nah, just flush it. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-03-23 08:13:44
        Ohhhhhhhhhh. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 07:59:02
I plan to live forever. by jiteo2005-03-23 07:48:18
  I will live forever or die trying! (n/t) by FenderSRV22005-03-23 09:42:46
    :-p (n/t) by vetitice2005-03-23 10:08:58
  Live forever by vetitice2005-03-23 08:41:24
  I have long told people by thread_killer2005-03-23 07:55:15
    I will not make the very crude by jiteo2005-03-23 07:58:14
Request for comments/opinions by Sieldan2005-03-23 07:23:20
  Throw on asterisk pbx and then run... by pseudonym2005-03-23 09:26:15
    Oh WORK!! LOL by pseudonym2005-03-23 09:27:21
  what is your job by myneogeek2005-03-23 08:18:51
    Automotive Manufacturing by Sieldan2005-03-23 08:32:19
  Can't put a real OS on it? by Myke2005-03-23 07:35:35
    Nope, no real OS :( by Sieldan2005-03-23 07:55:24
      hmm, well... by Myke2005-03-23 07:57:51
        Nope, my 'office' (read computer room) by Sieldan2005-03-23 08:00:47
          So you're completely in charge of this server? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 08:05:19
            Yea yea, I could set up the mother of all games by Sieldan2005-03-23 08:17:16
              So then why no real OS? by Myke2005-03-23 08:19:27
                Ok, so I dont have /complete/ control by Sieldan2005-03-23 08:34:00
                  Dual boot? (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 08:38:01
              Miles and miles of CAT-5... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 08:19:25
                With a repeater every 300 feet? by thread_killer2005-03-23 08:37:36
                  That'd work. (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 08:39:35
  W:ET server or save it for BattleField 2 and setup by Scirocco2005-03-23 07:24:09
    LART! :) As much as I would like to do that by Sieldan2005-03-23 07:30:15
      You're not trying hard enough... by Scirocco2005-03-23 07:31:35
Uprising in Iraq by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nothing surprising there. by Peace_man2005-03-23 09:48:10
    A family trying to make an honest living protected by hadji2005-03-23 12:13:37
    I agree about the fear of civil war by hyzenthlay2005-03-23 09:58:24
  ha ha by aRandomPatel2005-03-23 08:21:27
    I fail to see what's so funny... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 08:40:37
      Didn't mean to offend you dude by aRandomPatel2005-03-23 10:59:16
      Graveyard Humor by DesertRat662005-03-23 08:54:59
  What I want to know is by jiteo2005-03-23 08:11:13
    That's a very good question... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 08:12:16
      They must have gotten them from by Havoc2005-03-23 10:47:54
  sweet biscuits that rocks/sucks by unjust2005-03-23 08:02:52
  Thanks, DR66, helps anti-TVNEWS folks by penguintrip2005-03-23 07:57:41
    Ditto. by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 08:00:19
      You're welcome by DesertRat662005-03-23 08:20:42
How to make your own Easter Bunny by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
  cool! really funny by chaotic2005-03-23 14:18:46
  *laughs* by esbita2005-03-23 09:43:20
  Heee. ^^ (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-03-23 09:00:32
  Ohhhhh that is way too funny by hieraco2005-03-23 08:00:19
  That little guy looks just slightly ticked... (n/t) by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 07:54:03
    Not a happy bunny. (n/t) by BloodyViking2005-03-23 08:02:46
  You are going to pay for this in blood! (n/t) by Tandy2005-03-23 07:50:20
  Bwahahahaaa! by Doe2005-03-23 07:26:29
  WAHAHAHAHAHA by thread_killer2005-03-23 07:21:58
Need QOTDs and colours... by Kickstart2005-03-23 07:04:20
  {{{Kickstart}}} by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 07:39:51
Terri Schiavo thoughts by sstacks2006-11-19 12:55:59
  This will make you sick!!! by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hopefully they will rip the parents a new one by BloodyViking2005-03-23 14:55:37
    social darwinism in action. (n/t) by unjust2005-03-23 14:39:29
  update: by unjust2005-03-23 13:03:43
  supporters cought in lies? by unjust2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Clarification requested: Supporter? Which Way? (n/t) by toxin2005-03-23 12:47:34
      right to lifers by unjust2005-03-23 12:54:31
  Update: It's on it's way to the Supreme Court by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    How are they able to keep getting appeals by BloodyViking2005-03-23 10:28:20
      The point by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:33:52
        Who have refused to hear it before... by BloodyViking2005-03-23 10:39:30
          If you create new laws, that the Court has not by toxin2005-03-23 11:57:52
          They have? by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:43:32
    other news on the case question by unjust2005-03-23 10:19:10
      See my TLP down below by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:22:23
        Oh great... Holy Water no doubt.... by toxin2005-03-23 11:53:37
          I you were reason by DesertRat662005-03-23 12:05:48
            Support Terri's Right To Die - give her water! by toxin2005-03-23 12:14:50
              Cruel as it sounds by DesertRat662005-03-23 12:51:56
            sp I/If by DesertRat662005-03-23 12:09:43
    Whoah....Contradict yourself much Jeb? by thread_killer2005-03-23 10:13:24
      Apparently, he also signed right=to=die laws by toxin2005-03-23 11:45:13
        Well. Be fair. by mortaine2005-03-23 12:21:10
        MODS!!! by toxin2005-03-23 11:48:03
      <Deleted><Deleted>2005-03-23 11:55:29
        Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2005-03-23 11:55:42
      Pandering by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:30:13
    None that I recall. by nin_man2005-03-23 10:12:08
  On the legal issues of the case. by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Some problems. by kelli2172005-03-23 08:51:22
  Whether the woman is conscious by webishop2005-03-23 08:34:15
  I read somewhere by gak2005-03-23 08:20:14
    Here's the brain scan by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yeah, that's credible. My 10 year old niece can by lab rat2005-03-23 08:42:14
        Would U of Miami be a more credible source? by Nashville2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Look, don't give me a hard time by Kickstart2005-03-23 08:45:59
          /waves at ks by unjust2005-03-23 08:49:39
      How'd you arrive at that source? by LionsPhil2005-03-23 08:38:38
        I've seen that scan a lot of places by Kickstart2005-03-23 08:44:34
          I'm afraid that these days, though, by LionsPhil2005-03-23 08:50:08
  She IS dead. The body is still living. by toxin2005-03-23 08:06:52
    Though we obviously disagree on by chrisP2005-03-23 08:48:33
    Hear, hear! (n/t) by Celti2005-03-23 08:27:28
    good rebuttal toxin. i still say troll (n/t) by unjust2005-03-23 08:14:27
  When someone like Terri has lived that kind of by Fayth2005-03-23 08:01:41
  Perhaps we should do the `humane' thing by hieraco2005-03-23 07:47:38
    Fine for a living will... by esbita2005-03-23 09:39:02
  Tell you what. by nin_man2005-03-23 07:39:40
  No flame, but emotions\ no facts. by penguintrip2005-03-23 07:38:32
    Just for the record: by chrisP2005-03-23 08:03:45
  I just had a look at the videos by chrisP2005-03-23 07:35:03
    All the videos showed me... by nin_man2005-03-23 07:50:27
      Well, by chrisP2005-03-23 07:55:48
        Plants respond to music, too. (n/t) by mortaine2005-03-23 12:12:39
        PVS patients still have reflexes. by nin_man2005-03-23 08:11:22
          To my knowledge, by chrisP2005-03-23 08:29:23
            If it was me by thread_killer2005-03-23 08:50:48
              Your decision. by chrisP2005-03-23 09:10:27
                You are making the assumption that she by Peace_man2005-03-23 10:25:32
                  I have a request. by joecrouse2005-03-23 13:57:43
                  Nope, i don't make that assumption. by chrisP2005-03-23 11:08:26
                    If you are questioning whether the best way by Peace_man2005-03-23 11:19:02
                      Tough question. by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Thank you. That was well stated. by plblark2005-03-23 10:48:58
    The videos by hyzenthlay2005-03-23 07:39:37
      Uhm, by chrisP2005-03-23 07:50:43
        Sorry by hyzenthlay2005-03-23 07:54:30
          I am highly suspicious by chrisP2005-03-23 08:02:15
            those videos came from over a day of shooting. by unjust2005-03-23 08:08:08
              It may surprise you, by chrisP2005-03-23 08:18:50
                not really disupted by unjust2005-03-23 08:27:22
                  I admit by chrisP2005-03-23 08:37:13
                    no no, i noticed. just offering documented info ( (n/t) by unjust2005-03-23 08:47:02
                Who would WANT to live like that? by Havoc2005-03-23 08:22:33
                  Probably by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The weird part is that you would give an animal by klar_at_work2005-03-23 07:18:16
    People fear its misuse. by BloodyViking2005-03-23 07:25:51
      You hit it right on the head by plblark2005-03-23 08:04:18
        I hope you're not using that as an argument... by julius.apweiler2005-03-23 09:24:24
          Even animal euthanasia is abused by plblark2005-03-23 10:59:58
            And I support Human Euthanasia by plblark2005-03-23 11:01:28
              A big part of trusts/financial planning... by esbita2005-03-23 12:14:52
    I think it's the potential for misuse by voxwoman2005-03-23 07:23:41
  Now you imagine by hyzenthlay2005-03-23 07:17:09
  It really sucks. I had to watch my mother by voxwoman2005-03-23 07:13:01
  Purely emotive argument, based on incorrect facts. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 07:06:43
  I think you're ignoring the facts of her condition (n/t) by Kickstart2005-03-23 07:02:37
  troll. by unjust2005-03-23 07:02:23
    I wouldn't go to that length by DesertRat662005-03-23 07:14:21
      I thought she had a Living Will too? by foredeck2005-03-23 07:36:53
        No she didn't by hyzenthlay2005-03-23 07:44:45
        ding! by unjust2005-03-23 07:44:30
      you know, aneurisms are inheritable by voxwoman2005-03-23 07:18:58
        I know by DesertRat662005-03-23 07:26:06
          yeesh. (n/t) by voxwoman2005-03-23 07:28:47
            You don't know the half of it by DesertRat662005-03-23 07:48:10
              Yowzers. (n/t) by LionsPhil2005-03-23 07:55:35
              oof. by unjust2005-03-23 07:51:32
                Ha! by DesertRat662005-03-23 08:25:24
                  oh you mean my bud geoff? by unjust2005-03-23 09:38:57
                    Or someone like him by DesertRat662005-03-23 10:47:22
    Not trolling... by sstacks2005-03-23 07:13:59
      actually they're not. by unjust2005-03-23 07:48:19
        Do you have by chrisP2005-03-23 08:08:10
          If it were ME, I would choose a pure NOS mask. by Havoc2005-03-23 08:24:52
          best reference i've seen/heard by unjust2005-03-23 08:12:25
      There is propaganda on both sides, But by BloodyViking2005-03-23 07:22:52
  I agree on one level by thread_killer2005-03-23 06:58:46
    um, nope, sorry. by voxwoman2005-03-23 07:14:58
      And I think it sucks too by thread_killer2005-03-23 07:17:11
        I think the government is really by voxwoman2005-03-23 07:22:30
          Not to be a troll... by julius.apweiler2005-03-23 09:14:25
            Soylent Green anyone? by BloodyViking2005-03-23 09:58:46
          There is, indeed. by chrisP2005-03-23 07:40:42
SDP! by Myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
For those wondering... by AshyRaine2005-03-23 06:38:21
  I want the recipe! by BloodyViking2005-03-23 07:10:43
    Maybe I can dig mine out. by Avium2005-03-23 07:17:58
      Cool, thanks. by BloodyViking2005-03-23 08:06:38
        Here by LeoHyuuga2006-11-19 12:55:59
GOP making a new twist in the Terri Schiavo case by DesertRat662005-03-23 06:31:21
  Interesting comments... by jdelphiki2005-03-23 07:35:37
    I agree completely by DesertRat662005-03-23 08:29:15
      So do I. by chrisP2005-03-23 09:43:37
      Agreed. On all points. by webishop2005-03-23 09:36:09
      Good frippin' grief!! by jdelphiki2005-03-23 09:16:15
        Oh brother by DesertRat662005-03-23 09:25:03
  Yup, she's been Schindler-Schiavo by xmanore2005-03-23 07:19:54
    But did *SHE* ever use that formulation? (n/t) by webishop2005-03-23 09:31:32
>>>-------> Edmonton UFies <-------<<< by hieraco2005-03-23 06:17:30
Dressing for the Interview by carthax2005-03-23 06:10:21
  The ThinkGeek tie says it all... by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 07:56:35
    now *that's* funny! (n/t) by HobsonsChoice2005-03-23 08:39:32
  BO-RING!! by thread_killer2005-03-23 07:06:29
    You should see the two shirts I bought on Sunday. by abaron2005-03-23 07:09:24
      In fact, you can. by abaron2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Don't you have WileECoyote? by voxwoman2005-03-23 06:45:07
    I have a Marvin the Martian Silk Tie. by Havoc2005-03-23 08:37:53
    When I graduated high school by thread_killer2005-03-23 07:04:39
      Eradicate? In our moment of triumph? by jmaxsohmer2005-03-23 07:57:53
  Shoes (n/t) by notdeadyet2005-03-23 06:21:56
I have such an odd job by thread_killer2005-03-23 06:04:55
  #SPORKS is kinda quiet. (n/t) by Myke2005-03-23 06:38:48
    Maybe in a bit by thread_killer2005-03-23 06:50:59
    Yes, come. Some people need some distraction. by abaron2005-03-23 06:49:32
2nd try. IT contrators site mentioned here? by penguintrip2005-03-23 06:02:03
  You can try Robert Half Technologies, if they are by romandas2005-03-23 07:24:08
    Actually a little different than that by penguintrip2005-03-23 07:43:50
      Guru.com? (n/t) by Jaz2005-03-23 08:53:13
        Thank You! {{Jaz}} by penguintrip2005-03-23 09:25:50
          I hear you by Jaz2005-03-23 09:41:47
perl weirdness by JimK2005-03-23 05:45:36
  File not excutable? by Hekatombe2005-03-23 06:18:05
    I checked all that stuff, by JimK2005-03-23 06:20:42
      This is on *nix? by Avium2005-03-23 06:36:26
        I'm on a linux of some sort: by JimK2005-03-23 06:44:49
  It's a dos/*nix text mode thing, no idea why (n/t) by JimK2005-03-23 06:02:39
10 Most recently updated diaries! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Fully operational...(soon) by Pi in binary2005-03-23 05:24:16
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2006-11-19 12:55:59
What are Metro on? by mcnutcase2005-03-23 05:12:22
  well he said we would wibble by nebuchanezzar2005-03-23 08:24:23
  Goldeneye by evil_andy2005-03-23 07:33:12
    Ding ding ding! by McNutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I R teh w1nn4r!!!111!1!!oneoneonehundredandeleven by evil_andy2005-03-23 11:54:48
        And, like me, decided they were smoking buttcrack? (n/t) by McNutcase2005-03-23 12:09:33
          It seemed very odd by evil_andy2005-03-23 12:31:56
            Well, they think PCs don't play games. by McNutcase2005-03-23 12:50:32
  Following LionsPhils lead I'll guess Doom3 by afterburner2005-03-23 06:31:43
    Actually, you may be right. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 06:34:10
  Judging by the subject, by LionsPhil2005-03-23 06:27:33
  Wolfenstein, *Doom* or Quake by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 05:59:36
    don't forget the original Half-Life by HobsonsChoice2005-03-23 06:09:28
      What? by LionsPhil2005-03-23 06:30:25
        Of course not by HobsonsChoice2005-03-23 06:48:57
          No, you said "story-based". by LionsPhil2005-03-23 06:50:15
            OK, you're right. by HobsonsChoice2005-03-23 07:04:40
        Marathon was, and still is, awesome by scragman2005-03-23 06:33:45
          Have you checked out Aleph One? by Nashville2006-11-19 12:55:59
            oh yeah, I've got em... by scragman2005-03-23 08:17:02
          Well, at least they haven't turned completely Evil by LionsPhil2005-03-23 06:37:23
            got those a while back... by scragman2005-03-23 06:59:44
      While that does define story-based FPS by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 06:13:12
        the I'd have to go with Doom by HobsonsChoice2005-03-23 06:17:10
  Doom, Quake, Half-Life, Counterstrike by mad marty2005-03-23 05:47:18
  If it wasn't made by ID it doesn't count... by Bellator2005-03-23 05:43:25
  I would have thought ... hmmm... by carthax2005-03-23 05:34:25
Looking for April Fool Office pranks. by klar_at_work2005-03-23 04:21:41
  Best one I've ever used was by tskelton2005-03-23 09:41:22
    on that note: by unjust2005-03-23 09:51:38
      Very nice! (n/t) by tskelton2005-03-23 12:35:27
  less brutal ones. by unjust2005-03-23 09:02:13
    Doing the "confidential" thing, by LionsPhil2005-03-23 09:17:25
      yup, gotta outsmart em. by unjust2005-03-23 09:35:09
  dixie cuping by unjust2005-03-23 08:00:30
  If you have access to a alcohol misting bottle by romandas2005-03-23 07:32:40
  Keyboard Malarky. by dsymon022005-03-23 07:25:40
  The LAW says: Section 13 Improper Conduct by toxin2005-03-23 07:16:55
    hmmmm..... by unjust2005-03-23 07:54:11
    So you would really frown on liquid graphite... by Avium2005-03-23 07:22:27
  Null. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 06:41:42
  Confetti!!! by jdelphiki2005-03-23 06:41:02
    I prefer it in the desk drawer. by Avium2005-03-23 07:13:39
  Vasiline on the telephone handset by hieraco2005-03-23 06:07:57
    Tape over phone mouthpiece or earpiece (n/t) by jdelphiki2005-03-23 06:34:27
    Remove the handset cord by notdeadyet2005-03-23 06:29:22
    tie the phone handset cord together by JimK2005-03-23 06:15:59
  Mwahahahaha! by JimK2005-03-23 05:29:21
  If you're willing to risk loss of some cash by LeoHyuuga2005-03-23 04:58:10
  Set fire to the office! by defiler2005-03-23 04:54:14
    Ketchup packets by tessier2005-03-23 06:23:51
      that kind of prank is best left for your dorm mate by voxwoman2005-03-23 06:49:25
        So don't get caught! ;) (n/t) by tessier2005-03-23 09:22:39
  Switch monitors with someone else by LeoHyuuga2005-03-23 04:54:13
    Glad we don't work in the same office by Cokish2005-03-23 04:56:34
      If we worked in the same office by LeoHyuuga2005-03-23 04:59:49
        Maybe we are lying about our actual locations by Cokish2005-03-23 05:02:07
          I highly doubt it. by LeoHyuuga2005-03-23 05:04:50
            In my world people have purple tentacles by Cokish2005-03-23 06:11:53
  switch keyboards with the guy next/in front of you by Cokish2005-03-23 04:40:56
    More kbd fun by PopSquid2005-03-23 06:31:37
      change everyones keybord to dvorak. (n/t) by joecrouse2005-03-23 14:52:25
  ooooh, oooh, I have one!!! by voxwoman2005-03-23 04:40:54
  steal the mouse balls by rogue19712005-03-23 04:29:12
    can't steal mouse balls by jdelphiki2005-03-23 06:35:49
    For optical mice by basher202005-03-23 06:32:44
    can't steal the mouse balls by Tkirk2005-03-23 04:51:15
      Then use Scotch tape... by diGriz2005-03-23 04:56:58
    I love the screen shot one. by Sweethart2005-03-23 04:31:22
      Place tape over by devnull2005-03-23 04:32:17
        Remember to write april fools on it though. :-) by Spisefisken2005-03-23 04:38:24
          Well we have been known by devnull2005-03-23 04:41:32
            Doesn't the tape-on-sensor one by LionsPhil2005-03-23 06:31:32
My account of the London trip, part 1 up. by krikkert2005-03-23 03:58:34
  I'm writing mine up tomorrow. by julius.apweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
fuppy fippers! by hadji2005-03-23 03:43:01
Today's 3 S*P cartoons are hilarious. That's all. (n/t) by BrainBug2005-03-23 03:27:21
Need file recovery tool :( by Winsmith2005-03-23 02:45:23
  PC inspector file recovery works great! by Bealz22005-03-23 05:21:03
    downloading that right now... (n/t) by Winsmith2005-03-23 07:49:02
      *phew* by Winsmith2005-03-23 07:57:13
        Glad you got them back :-) (n/t) by chipmunk22005-03-23 08:26:56
        And what have we learned? by LionsPhil2005-03-23 07:59:49
  my first thought by chipmunk22005-03-23 04:27:07
  From backup? ;) by LionsPhil2005-03-23 04:09:37
  Not sure how reliable this is, but... by Celti2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'd be careful with that. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 04:08:05
  FAT32 deletions can be restored by reverseengineer2005-03-23 02:58:12
  "undelete" from MS-DOS/Windows-xxxx? by ideur2005-03-23 02:54:08
  I'll have to go to work now by Winsmith2005-03-23 02:48:39
Which imapd to use? by mad marty2005-03-23 02:44:44
  dovecot all the way by Zeno Paradoxus2005-03-23 07:43:01
  Courier IMAP, but defenitely give dovecot a try! by hnt2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I've managed to get courier running by mad marty2005-03-23 05:10:42
      I think not easily.. by hnt2005-03-23 06:44:32
        It IS a maildir now... by mad marty2005-03-23 13:53:48
  I used to do courier IMAP with postfix by Freespirit2005-03-23 03:46:53
  Oh, I just use Exchange. by Khaar2005-03-23 03:19:26
    Fuel-air bombs! by LionsPhil2005-03-23 03:50:01
      *takes all of them* by Khaar2005-03-23 05:20:39
        what if... by scragman2005-03-23 06:11:24
          What could that possibly do to them... by Khaar2005-03-23 06:41:04
            Well, the only category of things remaining by LionsPhil2005-03-23 06:59:00
    <AOL>me too</AOL> (n/t) by Freespirit2005-03-23 03:42:03
  Reason to not like Courier? by ttlogic2005-03-23 02:55:04
    too much configuration? :) by mad marty2005-03-23 03:17:47
      For me, that's much better than no configuration by ttlogic2005-03-23 03:25:24
    This may be outdated, by chrisP2005-03-23 03:05:27
      Thanks by ttlogic2005-03-23 03:36:35
        You're welcome by chrisP2005-03-23 04:25:52
Excuse me while I take a hand drill to the Gentoo by LionsPhil2005-03-23 01:35:57
  elfutils doesn't need libelf by maxor2005-03-23 02:06:33
    [Portage thinks that] libelf needs elfutils. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 02:13:19
13 more reasons the universe is weird by Arachnid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Who was it that said "The universe is not by Tars_Tarkas2005-03-23 06:11:14
    Seems to be attributed to Sir Arthur Eddington by JimK2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Arthur Clarke attributes it to Haldane. by McNutcase2005-03-23 13:54:01
  Wheeeee my uni features in no. 12 :) (n/t) by purplepineapple2005-03-23 04:18:50
  A story about the universe by reverseengineer2005-03-23 02:51:27
    Fairly apt... by jdelphiki2005-03-23 07:04:28
  How can it be ringing when there's only... by RetiQlum22005-03-23 01:37:34
    Not ringing. by jdelphiki2005-03-23 06:52:38
    There's always yesterday. (n/t) by Arachnid2005-03-23 01:39:42
      Yesterday doesn't count. by RetiQlum22005-03-23 01:41:51
        Aparently, so are the scientists. ;-) (n/t) by Avium2005-03-23 09:47:50
Well, good night. by arktus2005-03-23 01:05:50
SETI@Ufie by SETIUfie2006-11-19 12:55:59
*wibble* nightmare *wibble* by carthax2005-03-23 00:50:18
  You beat me by TheCatMan2005-03-23 03:25:34
    Not that I wanted to win that trophy, but... by carthax2005-03-23 05:42:46
  *takes notes* (n/t) by EvilLionsPhil2005-03-23 01:58:05
    *takes ELP's notes* by themadkansan2005-03-23 02:21:31
  {{{cahtax}}} Sleep well dude! by Electric Storm2005-03-23 01:21:52
    s/cahtax/carthax by Electric Storm2005-03-23 01:22:49
  You much into gaming ;-)? by saminz2005-03-23 01:09:30
    For me gaming helps me in my dreams by Cokish2005-03-23 01:18:59
      Well, with a... by saminz2005-03-23 01:21:53
  You mean you can't control your dreams? by SnArL2005-03-23 01:08:17
    I can't control mine, but I have a bailout switch by VCA2005-03-23 05:13:28
      Wow, that's cool... by Concept2005-03-23 05:31:03
        I can't exactly explain how it works... by VCA2005-03-23 07:47:07
    Im pretty sure by astro-g2005-03-23 01:22:41
IQOTD by diGriz2005-03-23 00:45:50
  Spread the word, send some $$$ (n/t) by sstacks2005-03-23 06:35:08
  I might... by saminz2005-03-23 01:18:00
  Is it needed ? by Cokish2005-03-23 01:14:40
  Nuke Poland. by EvilLionsPhil2005-03-23 01:03:24
    *whoosh* by rathann2005-03-23 02:47:51
    Nuke everyone by skylark2005-03-23 01:20:26
    The land of river Po is ... Italy ? by sCiSSors2005-03-23 01:18:15
      Teeheee... by saminz2005-03-23 01:20:23
    Why? by diGriz2005-03-23 01:05:33
      Just for the fun of it ? by Cokish2005-03-23 01:16:34
      cause it's full of poles by stacato2005-03-23 01:15:00
        Leave the Poles alone! by ettlz2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Is that why there are so many polish immigrants ? by sCiSSors2005-03-23 01:37:05
          Check your physics text. by RetiQlum22005-03-23 01:39:31
            But it's Poles we don't like who repell, no? (-; by sCiSSors2005-03-23 01:48:40
        The problem with too many poles... by RetiQlum22005-03-23 01:27:27
        It ain't. It's full of POLISH by sCiSSors2005-03-23 01:21:44
  Pay the biggest sponsorship I can afford by Spisefisken2005-03-23 01:00:27
  add a spellchecker, built in. by niwikki2005-03-23 00:50:08
    Yes, inofficial :-P by Sojawurst2005-03-23 00:55:42
    Do I look like Kickstart? by diGriz2005-03-23 00:51:51
      simply a version of the word I'd by niwikki2005-03-23 01:22:36
        Hey - while you're at it: by saminz2005-03-23 01:44:19
  Should that not be UQOTD by molsen2005-03-23 00:49:51
    Spelling by diGriz2005-03-23 00:54:06
      Just checked dictionary.com by molsen2005-03-23 00:57:14
        'Tisn't in the Cambridge online dictionary. by LionsPhil2005-03-23 01:02:01
          It's only marked as rare in OED. by Khaar2005-03-23 04:43:15
          Should be Latin. by Sojawurst2005-03-23 01:33:31
        Since I have to check almost every word... by diGriz2005-03-23 00:59:25
          No problem: don't use the "other" hand by sCiSSors2005-03-23 01:12:29
            you know by astro-g2005-03-23 01:19:33
              Should be "out ther" but I already installed by sCiSSors2005-03-23 01:31:08
                s/out her/out there/ (n/t) by sCiSSors2005-03-23 01:59:17
          In/Un by Doe2005-03-23 01:05:37
            In/Un by diGriz2005-03-23 01:08:11
Illiways, the Café at the end of the UFieverse by Freespirit2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey everyone... by esbita2005-03-23 06:54:36
  Hot Choc, plz (n/t> by bensun2005-03-23 04:56:42
    *serves hot choc* (n/t) by chaotic2005-03-23 14:10:11
  *snow boards into Illiways* by treehugger2005-03-23 04:20:17
    Still THAT snowy in the UK by Cokish2005-03-23 04:35:19
    *serves* by chrisP2005-03-23 04:33:29
  Hot apple cider and a bowl of oatmeal by rogue19712005-03-23 03:03:05
    Coming up by Freespirit2005-03-23 03:21:41
      the raisin and brown sugar oatmeal is pretty good (n/t) by rogue19712005-03-23 03:24:35
  Hi y'all by naqoyqatsi2005-03-23 01:47:10
    *Serves BAs in paper cup with lid* by Freespirit2005-03-23 01:48:35
  Good morning by afterburner2005-03-23 01:38:29
    *serves BAS* by Freespirit2005-03-23 01:42:20
      Nah by afterburner2005-03-23 01:57:44
  No caffeine for me :-( by JimK2005-03-23 01:04:23
    Can't have caffeine? *gasp* by Freespirit2005-03-23 01:19:46
      I have sleep problems that don't permit caffiene. by RetiQlum22005-03-23 01:31:43
        I'm impervious to caffeine by Freespirit2005-03-23 01:33:54
          Chocolate & Cafeine, just good friends by Cokish2005-03-23 01:57:09
            *serves BAS* by Freespirit2005-03-23 02:03:03
              *slurps BAS* by Cokish2005-03-23 02:31:04
      there's a lot less caffeine in chocolate by JimK2005-03-23 01:27:09
        chocolate contains about 7x more theobromine by rorajoey2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good morning! by tom-2005-03-23 00:57:38
    Isrish breakfast is doing well it seems by Freespirit2005-03-23 01:12:03
      Yes, please. by tom-2005-03-23 01:53:16
        Netherlands here by Freespirit2005-03-23 02:01:36
          A bit jealous.. by tom-2005-03-23 02:08:40
  I will have some of that please! by syren2005-03-23 00:56:10
    Any particular flavor of tea? by Freespirit2005-03-23 01:10:10
      *selects a PG tips* by syren2005-03-23 01:14:21
  Moin! by diGriz2005-03-23 00:49:16
    /me still waits for tea by diGriz2005-03-23 01:20:20
      No it's 'cause project lead wandered in :) by Freespirit2005-03-23 01:23:31
  *escapes from basement* (n/t) by Cokish2005-03-23 00:35:17
    Just in time... by Freespirit2005-03-23 00:52:44
      Do I breathe ? by Cokish2005-03-23 00:55:11
  Good morning. by chrisP2005-03-23 00:34:33
    *cooks up large breakfast* by Freespirit2005-03-23 00:51:55
      Yum! by chrisP2005-03-23 01:31:17
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game by Kickstart2005-03-23 00:10:01
  So, does anyone know what the last word *was*? (n/ (n/t) by fudje2005-03-23 00:18:14
    Last word by molsen2006-11-19 12:55:59
Comment Board Trivia by count_02005-03-23 00:01:23
  New Boots by molsen2005-03-23 00:44:34
    Phil Hartman was Lyle Langley... by moongoddess2005-03-23 09:59:44
    Ogdenville, North Haverbrook, and Brockway (n/t) by walla2005-03-23 05:24:19
  New boots! by mathwaster2005-03-23 00:39:28
    50 by ideur2005-03-23 00:45:13
      Hmmm by mathwaster2005-03-23 00:51:46
        I was under the impression that foredeck made 50. by ideur2005-03-23 01:27:18
          The design on the mug features several... by mathwaster2005-03-23 01:32:41
            Now you make me to go and count! by ideur2005-03-23 01:35:49
              2 (n/t) by ideur2005-03-23 01:39:34
              Help yourself by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
      They both fall at the same rate. by wheresthefish2005-03-23 00:49:13
        Robert Grant Aitken by mathwaster2005-03-23 01:28:33
          Similar to the 'Bacon Rating' of actors by Control2005-03-23 01:50:26
            SUperSYmmetry? by mathwaster2005-03-23 02:50:05
              Pen-y-Fan by JimK2005-03-23 03:19:44
                Only peak in the world with a dutch name, by JimK2005-03-23 07:01:42
                Tricky - Beerenberg volcano? by mathwaster2005-03-23 06:07:41
                  Mount Saint Helens by Sterling_Ag2005-03-23 07:02:19
                    Fra Mauro highlands by Control2005-03-23 08:41:13
        Mare Imbrium by molsen2005-03-23 01:10:00
          Errr. by wheresthefish2005-03-23 01:18:06
Translations by Nea2005-03-23 00:01:02
  Low German / Plattdüütsch by diGriz2005-03-23 07:48:10
  German / Deutsch (top post) (n/t) by tobias_e2005-03-23 00:08:07
    Schwäbisch by tobias_e2005-03-23 00:21:32
      Auch eine Ergänzung by tobias_e2005-03-23 00:27:04
        Eben by diGriz2005-03-23 00:37:51
          Dann gewinnen beide ;-) by chaotic2005-03-23 05:02:05
            Das traurige daran ist... by diGriz2005-03-23 05:11:46
              nö, die Intelligenz ist warscheinlich in dem by chaotic2005-03-23 14:08:58
    von diGriz by diGriz2005-03-23 00:12:46
      Ich glaube, Toilettensitzer 1 sagt: by Sojawurst2005-03-23 01:00:28
        SMS-Sprache by diGriz2005-03-23 01:04:51
          traurige Gestalten. by stoffeltier2005-03-23 02:08:58
    Swabian / Schwäbisch by Doe2005-03-23 00:08:53
      Ergänzung by Doe2005-03-23 00:12:51
        Das ist wohl so... by sauerlandcowboy2005-03-23 00:22:37
          Abkürzung by Doe2005-03-23 01:49:33
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    Hmmm ... by ideur2005-03-23 00:48:01
      Since I won't travel... by diGriz2005-03-23 00:50:52
  Kickstart must be very sick! by ideur2005-03-23 00:37:28

 

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